Circling Back - Eddie Murphy, Swing Kid, and This Christmas In Fun

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

Reviewing Eddie Murphy's performance on SNL, the swing kid video taking the internet by storm, recapping some of our favorite moments from the last year, and This Christmas In Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (22:34) Eddie Murphy Returns To SNL (34:48) Viral Swing Kid (46:48) Moments of the Year (1:08:59) This Christmas In Fun Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM for free nunchucks) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (RANDY20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defries to my right dave ruff lord forgive me i'm back on my bullshit what bullshit are you back on tell us man drip coffee wow carry gold unsalted butter oh shit you're back back mct oil dude i'd say no one's doing that but a fair amount of people in the world do it then i'm glad that you're back i took the red pill and the blue pill i thought you looked a little extra optimized today. Now I know why. Is it game season? No, it's just I didn't want to cook breakfast. So I wanted something just to kind of give me a little pep.

And I don't like doing coffee on an empty stomach. Because, I don't know. So why not just put a bunch of shit in the coffee and then drink it? Dude, I don't think I've had like a butter coffee like all year. I hadn't had one in months. That might be why I lost 15 pounds this year because I just stopped butter coffee. It's still weird to me that butter and coffee is such a popular thing right now. It tastes good though.

No, it does. I don't know why I like it so much. Weird though. The first time I heard it, I thought it was crazy. And then I started like pumping it like I was... You got a little too into it. I like it. They go hard. I enjoyed Dave on his bullshit though. I'm glad you're back. And then I started pumping it like I was... You got a little too into it, honestly. They go hard.

I enjoy Dave on his bullshit, though. I'm glad you're back. If I could have Dave on bullshit or not on bullshit, I'd rather have him on his bullshit. Give me the bullshit every time. It's pretty amazing I did spooky season without this. I know. Think about next Halloween when I'm on this shit.

Think about how spooky it will be. You could get some pumpkin spice seasoning, too, and just get real fucking spooky with it. Damn. Fucking. Honestly, all bets are off in the new office when we got that,

that front loader coming. Yeah. Maybe Brett will put that thing together. Like, what's a front loader? I know what you're talking about. Our office is really coming together well. It's looking good i mean any day now we're gonna get we're starting getting furniture shipped there i hope i mean like i haven't heard any word on this table in like

a week two weeks it is christmas though so i'm not i'm not going to uh fault the company for not sending it in a prompt manner bet we get it between christmas and new year's eve probably like the most inconvenient time to get a bunch of furniture and we're all out of town yeah whatever it's on wayfair dude they can deal with it haters no they're not haters shots to wayfair hey do you know what we still have two episodes left of the worst of podcast on patreon two two no actually yeah two two just two i thought i thought it was three my brain's all messed up uh worst of it washmedia.com thank you to everybody who sent in their stories i do have sad news all the story all the by the time you hear this everything will

be recorded so you no longer have to send in your stories that being said if you do have a worse story whether it's a weekend or just anything i mean if it's real bad send it on in we might we might do a reprise of this at some point uh but yeah we i've already recorded new year's eve shortly after this we're doing our second christmas one they've been heaters new year's eve was quite enjoyable we'll see how christmas part two goes i don't think anything can top christmas part one no no but chris christmas part two is looking good if you're not opto at this point and you want to hear christmas part one now's the time to do it one of will's interns has been leaking some of the stories to me i'm very excited

really yeah i have a team of interns uh-huh yep i actually have a click farm that i i hired overseas that's just been listening to our podcast dude that's what we should have done at pgp has had a click farm what was spiking our traffic yeah what was going to be the issue i feel like i bet there's a number of blogs that you've heard of that that were using click farms oh 100 for sure right 100 yeah and and you know it's i bet a number of the guys who started them i'm a big a number of guy right now uh like sold them and made millions of dollars probably on uh fraudulent traffic probably i went to maddox the other day i'm not saying he did this oh really yeah the site still exists is he still doing uh little kids art like shitting on little kids drawings i don't know he he hasn't

he doesn't post very much anymore maybe once a year that's a that's old school internet yeah i think if you went back and read some of the columns that like i thought were funny at the time they might not be compliant in 2019 but either way sally brought up to me the other day or yesterday i was doing some work i was sitting in bed watching some some footy who are you watching because i was watching it too i was watching the early game so i was watching man you lose to the uh the best or the worst team in the league so that was really yeah and sally looked over and she saw me just you know posting some stuff and she was like it's like remember how much you enjoyed watching spikes on google analytics and sharp beat and i was like oh yeah you should be obsessed with that was the best dude yeah when something was going off like and just tossing chart beat up on the screen and

just watching like a thousand people click on a column it was like we used to have it on uh display screens that were in the office just on the wall like big ones like 50 inch you know tv screens basically we would all just get hyped when shit would go off and stand around it and watch it it was it was fun whole squad getting lit on that oh yeah i don't even have anything like that that brings me that kind of joy anymore no there's not like the podcast equivalent of chartbeat yeah we need real-time analytics over here the real-time analytics were like doing like a hard drug that just made me feel euphoric for a little bit like a quick dmt hit it's like when you post a gram and you look down and it's been like say 20 minutes and you're already at like a thousand likes or a shit ton of likes you're just like oh yeah yeah this one's this

one's doing well the facebook floodgates of early like i don't know 2015 when it happened that was a real exciting time for sharpie oh yeah remember that oh yeah yeah that was right before my time i got in right when they turned off the the faucet they turned off the algorithm the time i remember the time that i had something going viral and i was going on uh vacation the next day and i was i woke up at 6 a.m or no like 5 a.m for my flight and i just looked at chartbeat because that was what i looked at when i woke up every single day like the second i woke up it was like what's chartbeat doing even though it didn't matter like yeah and uh god it really did i saw there were like 800 people on it at five in the morning and i was like oh this is a

big one yeah and then like as it kept going right before we took off there were like 800 people on it at five in the morning. And I was like, oh, this is a big one. And then like as it kept going right before we took off, there were like 4,000 people reading it. And I was like, okay. Yeah. I've never seen this before. One time you broke the servers and I had to post our columns to Medium. You guys should have just taken the day off. What good does it do to post them to medium don't fucking ask me no i know it

wasn't your call i'm just saying like why i mean just so people could see the author's content you know i don't know does medium even do anything at this point is it just for people to like post apologies for shit it's just a good place to go like talk about the time you crapped your pants. I don't know. You even do a medium. I feel like medium is just for people to apologize for their mistakes. That's the notes app. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. What are we doing today? I'm pretty fired up, man. I'm hungover from too much Tex-Mex last night. Did you have any booze? I had two margaritas because I'm a fired up, man. I'm hungover from too much Tex-Mex last night. Dude, did you have any booze? I had two margaritas because I'm a bad boy. See, dude, two drinks plus Tex-Mex equals hangover. They have a new margarita at Matt's El Rancho.

I don't know. What? No. I had it last night. Is it dope? It's called the Rancho Rita. I think you'll like it, Dave. Honestly, they might have made it because of us.

Lord forgive me. Are you ready for this? I don't know how new it is, but I've never seen it on the menu. You ready for this? Tell us, bitch. Espolone. Cointreau. Lime juice.

That's it? No sweetener. Oh, I'm in. Oh, so they're... Okay. Yeah. I had never seen that before because you always have to clarify like, hey, easy on the sweetener. That's all you need in a margarita and i had it last night it was phenomenal somebody hit me up

uh over the weekend via dm they were drinking there's a canned drink now called a ranch water and it's a flavored i don't know if it's like a white claw but it's apparently it sucks oh like this dude told me it was absolute trash. Expose the brand. I don't even know. I've never even heard of it. I think it might be local because there's a local restaurant here. No free ads that owns the trademark. No, they don't.

They don't own it anymore. They don't? Nope. It's been taken by somebody else. Somebody took it? Maybe they sold it. No. Who owns it now? It's not that important. We'll look later. Somebody took it? Mm-hmm. Maybe they sold it. No. Who owns it now?

It's not that important. We'll look later. You know what? Good. They were really bratty about having that trademark, weren't they? I don't know. And you know what? Their restaurant, good atmosphere.

Didn't they basically C&D somebody else who was using it in Austin? I don't know. Maybe. I think that happened. Probably. Maybe I'm making it up in my head. I don't know maybe i think that happened probably i may i'm making up in my head i don't know probably it's the ranch water people chill jerks yeah i'm looking at these now they have a chip they have a canned chilton are you serious yep they've got three they've got dude they're

gonna they've got a canned ranch water a canned canned Paloma, and a canned Chilton. There's something. Okay, so these are at least two of the three are exclusive Texas drinks. Like, that's where they started. The Chilton, I think, started in Lubbock, if I'm not mistaken. And then Ranch Water obviously started right here on this podcast. Also, most people call it the El Dave now, now so they're a little 2008 but they're different they hit different or they are different we call them dave dave in the ranch water

yeah are they yeah they're different extremely ranch waters are more dave waters no that's a good point dave you put d20 in it uh That's so stupid. Sparkling D2O. Anyway, you can't fake it, man. You can't just put the name on it and put it in a can and just serve some turd content. These guys might be insufferable. The owners of a local health-minded

food truck have decided to branch into the beverage market with the debut of a line of canned cocktails. Ranch Rider Spirits Company launches in December with three flavors that have Southwestern origins. They serve organic bowls out of the Ranch Hand food truck located at Native Hostel in East Austin. Oh, fuck, dude.

We have a connection. Are those the guys that have the good-ass bowls? Yeah. Dude, I might have to support these guys. Those bowls go hard. Everything we just said, we take it kind of back. To be fair, I haven't tried your drink. I'm only going off what one dude who DMed me said.

It might be good. I don't know. I mean, I hate to say this. I can vouch for their actual food. It goes hard. Their bowls are good. Remember, they partnered with the PGA for the Dell Match Play. They had one of the food stands.

They're young kids too. They started it at UT as like a project. I wonder if it's the guys who did Hideous Liquor. It's the second time that's been referenced on this pod and nobody knows what that is.

You can't be calling your... If I make something that people are going to consume, I'm not going to call it hideous. Did y'all see Flounder got a gram off? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I even left a comment. gonna call it hideous do y'all see flounder got a gram off yeah oh yeah you can leave the comment at flounder underscore duh underscore no i don't even know it's so hard to underscore that's it's it's an all-time worst handle no offense how many instagrams am i gonna get off in the uk how am i how many am i allowed to get off how long are you there 12 days oh you can feasibly get seven off 12 days yeah you could do seven seven's too many you can't just front load your your gram maybe you can but it's a an occasion in prime for just hello pictures i'm going private for the entire trip i'm still pry i have you stayed private the entire time yeah i uh i came back to the i've been going back and forth for certain reasons lord forgive me are you staying on your bullshit i'm about to go pub oh wow don't do that why

jay bone just sent me some text and it's some video jay bone sends me like the worst internet stuff he's he finds he's like dumbest not even like gross he just sent it to me i want that's what i want jay bone to be doing do you see any of the guys swinging on the swing outside of no he did not send me that i think we might talk about that oh we'll get to that yeah slow down can we talk about an intro dylan oh what's up that. Yeah, slow down. Can we talk about our... You can intro Dylan. Oh, what's up, Dylan? Hey, uh... Dude, 13 minutes in. That was good. Am I still on this podcast?

You've always been on it. You've been happy to be here, man. We never kicked you off. You're like the dude who shows up to work after he gets canned. Coming off a fantastic weekend. You can't say that, dude.

We're not going to fire you. I don't think we can fire you. You own more of the company than we do. You're a majority. Yeah, I don't think you can. No, there's a way. I've looked into this.

Can we bear hug Dylan? Is that something we can do? No, I think what we do. You're majority. Yeah, I don't think you can. No, there's a way. I've looked into this. Can we bear hug Dylan? Is that something we can do? No, I think what we do is we demote him and promote Brett to the board. I don't think that's happening. When I'm at like a nice Scottish restaurant, can I do boar on the floor with somebody? Is there any such thing as a nice Scottish restaurant? It's hard to say. What is their food even like?

I don't know. Like haggis and stuff? Oh, yeah. I watched Bourdain. Rest in peace. May he rest to say. What is their food even like? I don't know. Like haggis and stuff. Oh, yeah. I watched Bourdain. Rest in peace. May he rest in peace. Haggis. I thought it was haggis.

Haggis. No, haggis. That's what they serve at Fenway. The fucking haggis. The fucking haggis. I don't know if that's true. Anyway. Fucking Kennedy's.

Like I was saying, I had a fantastic weekend. Are we doing this weekend or last weekend in fun or none of them? I don't think so. Do what you want, man. I didn't really have that great of a weekend. Yeah, your weekend sucked.

I had a great weekend. I just got repeatedly handed L's. I did too, actually. I took a lot of L's this weekend. Fantasy football was a disaster for me. Yeah. I lost both my championships. Looks like I'm in quite the hole tonight.

Thank you, Russ. The Cardinals are about to be really good. Fuck Russell Wilson. What the fuck? What's he doing? What our mans do. I'm protesting the NFL. You stop putting up numbies, which is not what you want.

That doesn't seem like a move for him. The Cardinals are good. Kyler's good. Yeah. I mean, not to brag, but yeah, the Lions tied him. We're good, oh wow that's what that's it seems like years ago first game of the season dude chandler jones brother of john jones the goat fucking beast they're brothers yes yeah man the more you know i mean what's up with that

family he's produced like alphas johnones Jones' legs are alarmingly skinny. I don't know how he does it. Yeah. He has Ross Boland legs. And he's really strong. I've seen videos of him deadlift. It's crazy. I want Ross to get calf implants like that dude on MTV.

I'll never forget that dude running on the beach at the end of that episode. He was so happy. Peacocking his calves. I remember him getting his calves and running on the beach at the end of that episode. He was so happy. Peacocking his calves. I remember him getting his calves and they were interviewing him at the end when it was all done. He was looking down and he's like, now I'm perfect.

I'm the total package. I'm perfect now. And you know what? Go off. He was right. Go off, King. So I got a new whip over the weekend. Oh, I forgot about that.

I was going to ask you. You're pushing a new sled. The reason I bring it up, I have a year subscription. a new whip over the weekend oh i forgot about that i was gonna ask you but a new sled the reason i bring it up uh i have a year subscription or a you know a free trial for serious xm is it serious xm still dude you better set an alarm on your phone before you get just like charged yeah you're right you're right uh i kind of like it i was doing shade 45 i was doing some sway in the morning on the way in. I kind of love that show.

I always liked the clips, but now I'm actually listening to it and I might become a fan. My buddy would kill me for telling this story, but it's worth telling. He was in French class in high school and they always had to do projects where they had to go up and do a dialogue in front of the class.

And my buddy used to just impersonate sway so he would just go up in front of the class and just do sway impressions but in french what's the connection there is no connection he just thought it was stupid and he enjoyed sway so he'd always just go up and go, Je m'appelle Sway. And just jump into it. And the teacher who was young, she was like 22 at the time. She was like our youngest teacher. She knew who Sway was. She knew exactly who Sway was. And she would just look like,

are you kidding me? 22 years old, huh? Mm-hmm. Pretty hot? I don't know. She was a cool teacher, Dave. She was a cool teacher. Is she listening?

I don't know. She might be. Who knows? 22 seems a little young. It was weird. There were kids in the class that were 18 that needed to get the credit out of the way because they needed to graduate.

And so they were... 18 and 22, 18-year-olds party with 22-year-olds at college all the time. We were like, this is kind of weird. Shouts to the young teachers out there. Yeah, shouts to them. What kind of whip you get? It's an old teacher's too.

What's up? What kind of whip you get? Don't worry about it. Dude, just tell everyone. You got a Fiat. It's an F350. That's exactly what you needed. Look, man.

Why didn't you get a brand new Chevy with a lift kit? When I'm going out to my buddy's ranches, I need to have something I can put hay bales in and shit. On the rare occasion that you take it to a ranch, you're going to need that F-350. Yeah. You're going to be doing a lot of hauling. Yeah, you never know, man.

Yeah. Randy's got a truck bed now to take him down the street and let the wind hit him. That always gives me anxiety. I feel like in 2019, we shouldn't be putting our dogs. If we're going on the highway or something, don't put your dog in the bed of your truck. Highway dogs in the bed of the truck stress me out. That's kind of a trash move, honestly.

Now, if you're going down the road or you're at the ranch, that's perfectly normal. Yeah, let that thing chill. You ever see a dog on the highway that'll hop up on the toolbox yeah that shit scares what no yeah can't be doing that they're fearless man rosie's scared usually i think it turns out well for him usually after she got bit she's she's changed a little bit really yeah a little more timid yeah not like scared scared but you know around other dogs she kind of she she has her guard up a little bit like you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna sniff you out first and see how you how you act around me right right that's how i want it though i hung out with her on saturday yeah it's a real chill sitch on saturday halfway through our chill session on

saturday night dave i thought to myself man we should have invited dylan i feel really bad then i realized dylan was out of town what'd y'all do we just we just squatted up at my crib and just watched uh it was one of the worst sports nights of all time oh man i'm sad i missed that we ordered lucy's fried chicken though about 90 dollars worth actually oh for real yeah that sounds that sounds pretty good, actually. It was fantastic. I drank six beers. Six? I had five Peronis. Really?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we weren't keeping it in the tank, man. I had some drinks over the weekend. Oh, good for you. Yeah. I had some wine Saturday night. Wow. Yeah.

It was a chill-ass weekend for me, man. Anyway. Can we talk about our friends over at fucking Bird Dogs? Is this a new sponsor? No, we've talked to them before, haven't we? We did the video. We haven't actually talked about them yet? I think we have.

We have? Yeah. I can just look at the calendar. It's right in front of my face. Potentially new sponsor. You know what? Last Monday we did one, so I'm going to shut up now. Yeah, you must feel

like a total dumbass right a little bit you don't feel as dumb though because you want to know why because you're wearing bird dogs now baby oh yeah i had never i had i'd heard people uh tout bird dogs for years same i had never tried them and now i'm a believer i understand i get why people love them so much like people started off loving the gym shorts and that makes total sense. I was wearing them last night after I got home from Mattel Rancho. I needed an elastic waistband. I needed a comfortable liner. You wore them yesterday.

Yeah. To the gym. I wore mine last week at the gym. That's badass. Do you know what they're doing now? They're doing pants? They're not just doing pants. They're doing the most comfortable pants in the world, Dylan.

They're doing long shorts? Are pants just long shorts? To go to the ankle? Yeah. I mean, yeah, they're doing the most comfortable pants in the world dylan they're doing long shorts are pants just long shorts to go to the ankle yeah i mean i mean yeah they're they're just pants pants could be considered long shorts in all occasions but i don't know if that's a very accurate classification okay they're pants yeah i mean they look exactly like khakis or you know blue chinos but uh newsflash they're not they're stretchy're soft. They got a liner so you don't have to wear underpants. You can just freeball at work if you want. I mean, you can do that anyway. But you're not even technically freeballing

because that liner is going to protect you. It's going to give you the support, the privacy and support you need. Yeah. The privacy. I mean, I don't want to show my hand too quickly, but I think they're going to make the cut for my vacation fits. Holy crap.

I know. I would hope so. They're good travel pants. They're great travel pants. Yeah. They're comfortable and they look good. So it's like, yeah, there's one, two punch. How can I not?

If you go to birddogs.com and you enter promo code steam, I mean, not to, not to be the bearer of bad news. You're not getting a discount. You're getting something better than a discount. you're getting a pair of nunchucks yeah you heard that correctly nunchucks i can guarantee you no one else is doing nunchucks with your order no they'll even give you though i mean they'll give you an actual weapon along with your pair of bird dogs that's birddogs.com promo code steam and boom a free pair of nunchucks with your bird dogs you will not take these things off i promise you the pants not the nunchucks with your bird dogs you will not take these things

off i promise you the pants not the nunchucks you see me out in this new whip man and you try to cross me just know that i'm chucked up dylan i'm talking to you you're gonna whip out the chucks on them i might have to damn you know i keep the chucks on me i do now, Dave. Are they nunchucks or nunchunks? A nunchunk to do is to your bitch. Dude, chill. I'm sorry. You don't need to be doing that. So I made Dave do something on Saturday night.

I thought we weren't going to talk about that. I know. It got a little freaky. What did you make him do? I made him watch SNL. Oh. Saturday Night Live. Dylan?

Yes, I'm familiar with the program. Well, I asked Dave if he was going to watch it that night, and he said, you know, probably not. And then I was like, well, you know who's hosting? Eddie Murphy. It's his first time back in like 30 years on SNL. Yeah, I knew it was much what must watch he uh when he came on in the 80s he saved the show he's wide like everybody says that he saved his snl was trash

back then i think it was like joe piscopo uh i don't even i mean who else was even on there early 80s he came in and was doing shit nobody was doing uh created iconic characters and basically put them back on the map how old was he when he started dude i think he was in his early 20s early to mid 20s which is crazy and if you go and he looks great now so he's got to be what pushing 60 in his 50s at least he's i'm gonna guess 59 doesn't really matter he's 58 okay he looks great he does look good he looks good uh he has all the money in the world right i assume i'm just gonna fact check him while you talk very rich eddie murphy network he's a voice in shrek right yes i feel like if you got if you were lucky enough to have a major voice in Shrek,

you're set for life. He's a little donkey. Generational wealth. As of 2019, Eddie Murphy's net worth is estimated to be $120 million. That'll get you by. His movies have grossed nearly, this is a wild number, $6.7 billion in the worldwide box office. You got to think most of that is the Shrek series, right?

I forgot he was Shrek. Big Mama's House. Yeah, puts some respect on that guy's name. He's been in some weird... He does the multiple role thing in movies a lot. Yeah, he keeps that money in his pocket. Dr. Doolittle, he did that, those movies. Wait, I might have fucked that up.

He's not Big Mama's House. No, that's Martin. That's Martin. That's fucked up. Martin! Yeah, you just disrespected Eddie Murphy. What's's the eddie murphy one nutty professor nutty professor i'm so sorry martin i don't think i've ever like i don't think i've ever like had one of his movies be like in my top comedies but when you look at his entire body of work i'm like yeah that's

pretty fucking good can i just uh expose myself real quick i'd prefer if you didn't the uh big mama keep that behind the paywall usually bird dogs on dave people are gonna wonder if that was like me just kind of doing a joke it wasn't also when i said the rudy tooty fresh and fruity at denny's last week i i had no clue that that was an ihop thing i believe they blended together someone pointed that out like oh i think he i think that was the joke and it wasn't the that that was an IHOP thing. They blended together. Someone pointed that out. Like, oh, I think that was the joke. And it wasn't the joke. That was just me being dead ass wrong again. So I apologize.

Apologize to IHOP and I apologize to Eddie Murphy. People think that you're out here just like doing next level niche jokes and you're not. No, it's just just a total dumbass. Yep. I will say I watched Eddie Murphy Delirious recently. Yep. I will say, I watched Eddie Murphy Delirious recently. I'm surprised that that's on Netflix in 2019.

Is Raw on there? I might have watched Raw, actually. Raw's where he's wearing the leather coat, the red leather coat. I think Delirious, he might be too. Okay. Again, I have been very, very wrong. It was one of them. I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Netflix is like yeah let's toss this on

did you see the bit about little Italian dudes after they saw Rocky no I think I turned it off because I was like I feel uncomfortable it's a great bit he's just talking about how little Italian dudes thought they were invincible after Rocky yeah pretty accurate

but yeah the SNL dude I didn't watch the latter half i think after weekend update i went home yeah we went you went home midway through weekend update which actually weekend update got really funny so buddy like his monologue they brought out chappelle chris rock will keenan they brought keenan out dude Keenan if you so like yeah they had Eddie Murphy Chappelle Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan

and then Keenan came out I'll just say it Keenan's the funniest one power rank them not just SNL stuff my power ranking will skew more recent

unfortunately number one for me would be Dave Chappelle number two My power ranking will skew more recent, unfortunately. Number one for me would be Dave Chappelle. Number two, Chris Rock. Number three, Eddie Murphy. Tracy Morgan. Keenan. Tracy Morgan might be a little bit higher for me on that list.

That's a good list. But Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan's taking that L for me, not because i don't think he's absolutely hilarious he's just behind right some right fucking legends his his brian follows skits always got me pretty good i've been watching 30 rock as like a go-to-bed show lately and it's he's one of the funniest people on that show he's one of the funniest people on that show. He's so funny. I recommend going back and watching the, uh, the Christmas dinner, uh,

produced like, uh, you know, prerecorded sketch with Eddie Murphy where he's like the patriarch of the family and he's given a toast. That's really well done. I knew as soon as they went to that, I was like,

this is going to be fire. Like I knew immediately that was going to be gold. It was better than I expected it to be. Did you see all the fallout from him talking shit to Cosby in his monologue? Yeah. That's why Cosby's trending right now. Right. Is he trending?

On Twitter? Yeah. He commented. He clapped back from prison where he is. It's kind of hard to your clap back from prison always means a little bit less. Yeah. So what was the fallout? So Bill. this is this is per twitter i didn't i wasn't aware that they had been beefing for like 30 years but per uh twitter user jeezy spelled with the g he says uh bill cosby called him and told him his comedy was too raunchy

so he called richardryor and asked Richard. I don't even know if this is true and I can't read the rest of this tweet because there are words in it that I wasn't expecting to be in the tweet. Didn't he basically tell him to say fuck off? Yeah, I think so. And I think he did. Yeah. I think he talks about this in one of his early stand-ups. No, I mean, it's a bit he does.

He basically exposes Bill Cosby, says, man, I told him to fuck off or something. He probably says that in a much more hilarious way. No, that was good, though, dude. Ha, ha, got him. Fuck off, right? Yeah, they definitely don't like each other, and he definitely spiked the football on them.

Yeah, I don't feel bad for Bill Cosby. Yeah, probably not, right? Even a little bit i've always liked i've always liked eddie murphy so yeah i'm team murphy well obviously no one's gonna be team cosby in this one but yeah i was justified yeah i mean the statement pretty much says like that eddie murphy should be uniting black people instead of like you know separating them through his jokes and stuff i just feel like bill cosby doesn't really have like that he can't really have that uh moral high ground anymore no saying these kind of things when you're in prison for

rape i think the over 50 women i believe yeah i think the the whole like race thing is is kind of unimportant at that point you're just a a shitty human being. Yeah. Right? Why does Bill Cosby even have a team at this point? I don't know. How much is his PR team getting paid to release statements and stuff? People were tired of his shit even before all that. He was always lecturing other comedians. Like Wanda Sykes.

It's one of those award shows. She went out in the crowd. And you know Wanda Sykes? Whatever. She's one of those award shows she she went out in the crowd and you know wanda sykes whatever she's not my favorite comedian but like she's she's funny and she like went up to bill cosby like and like was talking to him and he was like he what was his response he said well we spoke english like basically saying that she wasn't speaking english it's like dude like okay bud yeah why don't you chill out bill he's just very very serious and took himself very seriously gross and now we can't call it a cosby sweater anymore no he can't an iconic jack black line what was his it's a cosby sweater i don't know

what that is is it shallow how or fucking saving silverman quoting shallow how i've been saving silverman what's a child how is trash what's a cosby sweater the zany sweaters like old man sweater like a cheesy looking like cable knit yeah yeah i got you like the colorful ones though are you serious i i get it now where's your childhood at dog i didn't watch bill cosby man by the way it's a cosby sweaters from high fidelity okay okay i'm a silly silly boy you're a silly bitch not shallow house shallow house sucks it's objectively bad one of the most uncomfortable movies was gwyneth paltrow in that yeah and she they put her in a in a plus a fat

suit I guess I can call it you can call it that well I almost call it a plus size I'm two pieces I'm a cuck man uh yeah terrible movie that's uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as the most uncomfortable movie of all time and of course I'm talking about the ringer starring johnny knoxville filmed partially at texas state really yeah at wacker field uh jim wacker shout out oh yeah i remember that and uh that movie is so that's that's a bad movie also i've never seen it don't watch it it's cringe now i don't need johnny knoxville acting well he's pretending to be a uh disabled a mentally disabled athlete and like he's they try to do it in a way to where it's like not offensive it's just and it's more offensive yeah how can you do that in a way that's not offensive it's just bad

if you like both those movies you should reevaluate shit yeah dylan i'm looking at you i don't like either of those movies so get off my shit david i was at your house the other day and you had both of them on dvd you weren't at my house the other day that was the homie the homie invited me over he was like dude let's squad up let's fucking smoke a jay together and watch some movies so they fired up the dvr you didn't smoke a jay with my four-year-old son no you're right i didn't because i was like parks i can't do that so he wanted he wanted to smoke marijuana with you yeah my four-year-old yeah hey i told him i was like we don't blaze trees yet do y'all remember the dude who came in with clay his handler my buddy tims yes so yesterday in the

group yeah well that's that's how he was referring to himself uh he came in and he was saying does anybody want these dvds and he has like all these dv. And it's like every season of Nip Tuck on DVD. Like, dude, nobody wants this shit. Nip Tuck DVDs? What other ones? It was Nip Tuck and oh, and even better. I mean, the OC might go. OC is one that I might actually take him up on.

Did you ever watch Nip Tuck? one that i might actually take him up on uh did you ever watch nip tuck oh i we we in college oc and nip tuck was must see guys viewing uh kimber oh at one point kimber to me was the hottest woman on the planet let me look her up she was like i don't even know what her role was i nip tuck yep her name was just kim, which is such an insufferable name. Oh, the blonde. I just thought she was gorgeous. Every time she was on the screen, I was like, oh, that's what perfection looks like. And she's got such ridiculous hair in that show.

She got hockey hair. Dude, she really does. Great flow. That show might be good, like a good rewatch. Can you hit up your boy and uh tell him that i want those dvds that show stinks shut up dude is it nip tuck what you do on weekends i don't know you know what that means dave i'm not sure either but i'm waiting i want you to what is a nip tuck that's un like surgical related that you're talking about this coffee's good

should we talk about the swing kid that's taking the internet by storm yes so i didn't see this until last night can you explain it dylan because like i just saw it this morning for the first time and i'm i'm a little upset over it so there's a meme going around it's basically the new the 2019 version of the what color were the dresses that people are arguing over? Gold versus blue or something or white or what was it? White and gold. I like the Laurel, the Laurel thing.

Or the Laurel thing. That one was stupid. Okay. So it's an optical illusion and people are seeing it two different ways. And then the argument is, which way is this guy swinging? So it's a dude swinging, it might be young Lee, I don't know, from a distance on a swing. So he had a pineapple in his cart at like H-E-B or something? Different kind of swing.

He was swinging. I'm talking an actual playground swing. Swinging. Okay. So this person is swinging, and this is filmed from a distance, and the people filming it are arguing over which direction he's swinging, if it's toward the camera or away from the camera. Now, it's at kind of an angle it's not

straight on so you can see him kind of you can see his the way his legs like the silhouette of his legs against the the backlit building or whatever um if you want to see this go to daquan on instagram he posted it yeah go to the or anywhere it's all over the okay it's all over the place yeah it's all over twitter it's getting a lot of play right now. So, I mean, basically, it's like split down the middle. Some people are seeing it swinging toward us, and some people are seeing it swinging away from us. To me, when I saw this, I didn't even think it was an argument. He was definitely swinging away from the building.

Right. But there are many people who say the exact same thing you're saying, but the opposite. It's crazy. How do you see it another way? Well, because with all the other stuff you mentioned, the Laurel thing and the dress thing, I could see both sides.

I'm like, oh, I could understand that. This I'm looking at, and it's so cut and dry. And also, why would your swing set face the building when it's that close? Like, if you want to do, you can't do dope jumps. You're going to go right in the building. I don't think it's that close, is it? I mean, if you're trying to get serious air, yeah.

But here's the thing that everyone seems to be ignoring. I sent you guys a still shot of this video last night. And if you pause it at the right time, you can see that the pole, the swing structure, the pole is clearly in front of him when he's at the apex of the swing. So you can see the pole that's in front of his chest and everything. So if the pole is in front of him, then he has to be facing this way

or else it would be behind him as he's swinging up. I mean, on the other side, in front of him as he's swinging up. It's like, what the hell are people talking about? If you look at it,

it's very cut and dry. So Dave's right. He is swinging away from the building, meaning he's swinging toward us, toward the camera. So whoever's recording this, they swinging away from the building, meaning he's swinging toward us, toward the camera. So did the, whoever's recording this, they weren't just recording this for fun.

They thought that like this could go, they were attempting to go macro. Dude, the top comment is from a verified account, but it says that he's facing the building and 8,448 people have liked that comment. Isn't that weird? I don't,

I don't see how any of those people could see what I'm seeing or see what i i don't either i don't get it the next guy says if y'all think he faced in the building you either smoking perk crumbs off the ground or you just don't know how to swing cry face emoji i'm with that guy what are perk crumbs like percocet sounds like a percocet do you smoke percocet you can smoke anything if you want to. Cromso? Alright. Yeah. Whatever. I'm like, I'll fucking try it. It's so clear to me because the pole is in front of him as he's swinging

up that he has to be facing this way. Because that's how swings work. What are people talking? I don't know. There's no way that I can see what other people are seeing. And I know that's the point of these videos. I can see what they're talking about. I can't know. There's no way that I can see what other people are seeing. I can see it. And I know that's the point of these videos. I can see what they're talking about. I can't.

I truly can't. I'm not just saying that. I can't see it. My brain doesn't work that way. Yeah. That being said, I was one of the people that had the dress flip in the middle. Yeah. That one was weird.

When that came out, the first time I looked at it, I was like, oh, that's white and gold. And then 10 minutes later, I looked at it I was like oh that's white and gold and then 10 minutes later I looked at it again and it flipped on me and then shortly after that it flipped back to white and gold and I never got away from white and gold. Have you seen the optical illusion that's like a silhouette of a dancer, a ballet dancer or whatever and she's

spinning one way and some people see her spinning clockwise and some people see her spinning counterclockwise Once you start spinning at a certain pace doesn't it kind of always like trick your brain a little bit it's not fast it's a slow spin and it's just this is a similar optical illusion to that one the swing one i'm talking about it's wild if you post this you're gonna get all the video views because i've watched this thing now like seven times in a row i'm watching i've had this up the entire time and i'm still like i can't believe i'm wasting my time thinking

about it like world hunger and why is this kid i'm not i'm sorry but swinging in the snow just sounds terrible they may have said they're trying to go vibe that's how you get frostbite they may have set this up i bet that kid's lips are hella chapped. Yeah. Yeah, good chance. Yeah, it looks just like a lonely situation here. Swinging in the snow by himself. Although, it would be kind of fun if there was a big snowbank that you like launched into. Oh, yeah.

Did you ever do that with a pile of leaves growing up? Yeah, I don't think a snowbank would be nice to go into. Yeah, I don't know. I live in Texas. Snowbanks get really hard and icy. Your boy used to build out caves in those things, though. Really? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That was the best thing about growing up in a place with snow. They would always take all the snow from the parking lots of the school and just plow it all to the back of the parking lot. So you would just haveow it all to the back of the parking lot so you would just have

a giant snow mountain that lasted the entire time and you could just build out caves in those bitches. That was the best. That sounds pretty lit. That is tight.

It was so lit. Man. In closing, you're a fucking idiot if you think that he's doing anything else. True. Isn't that weird

how people see it the other way? It doesn't make sense to me. I hope that people can see what I see. Dylan, aren't you really into the Baby Yoda memes right now? No. You're a Baby Yoda guy. Those are still hanging on.

They have a highway sign on I-35 as you're going up to Dallas. You probably saw this. Maybe not. It says Baby Yoda sits in a car seat or something be safe he will oh my god the highway sign dude terrible highway love that every time we saw one sally and i just got mad because we were driving back from fort worth in every single place yeah baby yoda sits in a car seat be safe he will. Shut up. I'm driving up thinking,

how many people know what this meme is about that are seeing this sign? Like all the people on 935. Most people don't know the whole Baby Yoda craze right now. My issue with it isn't so much that it's like a Baby Yoda meme as it is just like, is there no more better information that we can put on these signs?

It's holiday travel. Can't we say like, hey, major stoppages at this exit, blah, blah, blah exit blah blah blah like it seems like they could put something else on there but instead we've got the texas road commissioner whoever the fuck it is just trying to go viral it's really annoying to me i'm like yeah don't don't tell us about the uh massive stoppages in waco waco is a problem right now dude what's going on over there it's the new belton well it goes to two lanes because all all the construction. We just skipped it.

It's a bottleneck. We drove around it. You were using Waze? Shout out Waze. Yeah, Waze will take you around it. I'm anti-Waze, but thank you for the help, Waze, this weekend.

Why? Because it stopped working on my phone. Is it too cartoony? No, it is too cartoony. I agree. But it also stopped working on my phone altogether. It would just spin every single time. It would it would never place where i was and it

would just be like spinning in circles and so i had to switch over to apple maps cool no now i've become a i've become a an apple map stan i'll be using Waze today. Wow. That's big news. Just pushing the diesel down the road. Your F-350? It's a Cummins. Are you going to, was it roll smoke? What's it called?

Roll coal? Are you going to roll coal on that thing? Have you done it yet? Yeah. I saw this little fucking kid on his bike, and I just rolled coal. He just drowned him in coal. You went in my neighborhood. It better not have been the homie.

No, I wouldn't. He was actually with me. It was his idea. Wow. Y'all do some, some interesting stuff with my son. He like popped his head out the window.

I was like, nice helmet, bitch. I was like, dude, that's what he said. He can't say that. That's a bad word.

Hopefully you, you disciplined him when he said that. He, after he called me a chicken doodoo, but like, I was like, dude. That's what he said. Dude, he can't say that. That's a bad word. Hopefully you disciplined him when he said that. I did. After he called me a chicken doo-doo butt, I was like, dude, slow your roll. Yeah, he's getting out of control. You can't be saying that to me. Might need to check his ass. He told me he was going to kick my ass the other day.

He used the word ass. I bet it's only a couple years away from him just beating the piss out of you. You better hit the gym if he's going to tangle with this old man. I can still take him. Yeah, you probably can. He's a very tiny person. He's a very little guy. Can we talk about our friends at Roback?

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Rowback.com promo code Randy 20 gets you 20% off all the time. Did y'all see the young lady that gifted her or who gifted her brother optimized status? We've gotten a few people that have been doing that. We should... Yeah. She's upset we haven't posted it,

so sorry. I'll post it. I honestly thought Will was going to do it, but... I haven't done it. I'll do it. Where did this person send it?

She DM'd us. You were on the DM. Instagram or Twitter? And then I sent it to the group text. Oh, that one. Yeah, you just or Twitter? And then I sent it to the group text. Oh, that one. Yeah, you just ignored it. Dylan just doesn't look at the group text anymore.

I responded to it. He clicks in and clicks out. I responded to it. I don't, no, I don't do that. Do you have it muted? No. I'm very on top of our group. I have every group text muted, so.

I think I do too, actually. No, not every group. Anyone that has more than four people, I do. Yeah. It's just too much. Yep. Four plus, you're getting muted every single time. Hey, can we talk about some of the best moments of the year?

I'd love to. Just to be clear, we don't have a best of episode we're about to play for you guys. I just want to see if y'all remember these episodes. We're just going through some old episodes. And I forgot all about this. Do you remember Brooks Koepka's quote about Wagyu beef? Wagyu steaks? Yeah, about how he doesn't eat American steak anymore.

Yeah. What the fuck? How long ago was that? That was in March. That still makes no sense. If he goes to a really nice steakhouse in Texas, not everyone's going to have Wagyu. Does he get the chicken?

Sally and I are going to a steakhouse tonight, and I can confirm on their menu they don't have any Japanese Wagyu beef. Where are you going? We're getting a nice dinner off tonight. I want to know where. We're going to Jeffrey. Oh, okay. See you there.

We've done two years running right before Christmas, and we were like, you know what? Let's make it a thing. Let's treat ourselves to a nice dinner. We don't really do Christmas gifts at this point. Must have had a good quarter, Will. You know, right next door is Steak Frites Night. I know. I feel like an idiot because we're

going to a nicer restaurant that costs more. Jeffery's is better. Yeah, it's much better. Mike is going to be right next door. He'll be at Josephine's. MWBK Christmas party. Is there a calf raised competition he's entering? Are they having a Christmas party?

That's cute. They're just fucking killing it. Who it him and brad and just ladies yeah they're just doing small that's interesting i might pop over and say hi i set up their company for me he didn't invite me that's cool if i go live if i go live and walk over from my restaurant to micah's and chug a glass of his all you can drink wine will you you guys then owe me $10 each? Sure. Okay. Yeah, I will. Yeah. Jared would do that to Micah.

He absolutely would. But not even tell him what's going on, just walk in and just pound his wine, walk out and film the whole thing? Yeah. Like, what just happened? He would love it. There's an episode called Exposingylan and vice headlines returns uh what did we i it's right around the time you got your new car and like immediately got rear

ended i don't know what we exposed you for oh for backing in my car i think at the gym or was it the time that you got exposed for texting when i when i caught we were heading back from the accountant's office and i looked over on the highway and dylan's just nuking down the highway texting with two hands damn that was that was not smart by me i've gotten better it was the most egregious texting while driving i've ever seen yeah yeah because most people try to hide it and you can always tell i deserve to get called out for that but you it was like you were playing a video game. You were just... As a Game Boy?

Like a Game Boy. Yeah. What else are you seeing on there? I'm looking at all these episode names and I'm like, man, this sounds familiar. And I talked about them for an hour on a podcast, but I don't remember what these actually were. What was the...

I'm just looking at your thirst trap. You posted a thirst trap on Instagram. It was a onesie. It was like a MeUndies onesie. Oh, yeah. It was 10 months ago. And I think I had my leg propped up on the counter or something. It looked like...

You got super thirsty on Instagram for a little bit there. That was not thirsty at all. You horny on the gram? No. I was wearing a onesie. That's not a sexy thing. It covered every square inch of my body

from the neck down. I haven't checked in on Internet Party in the last couple weeks. Do I need to see if... How'd you end up doing in the horny on the TL championship? I don't think

that was an actual tournament. It was you versus Brad, though. It transpired. Was it you or Brad? Who is hornier on the TL? You gotta think it's Brad at this point since I'm not horny at all on the TL. Dave, I have a question. On February 27,

2019, why was your high school going viral for all the wrong reasons? Because they lost the state championship game on a last second Hail Mary. That's not why they were going viral, though. Not in February. No, February.

No, I think it was. The championship game was... Well, it wouldn't be February. Fuck, you're right. Was there a fight or something? They've gone viral a few times. If you remember, shout out Jeff Bliss, Duncanville legend. The white kid with the long blonde hair who told off his teacher yeah this is the future of this nation oh yeah you met that guy right yeah i got a photo with him i wish that photo didn't

get the like i wasn't super internet guy back then yeah i was still doing content yeah he uh he said if you want to reach the kids you gotta touch their heart yo he said you can't just give them a freaking packet a packet that kid was awesome that kid was tight hopefully he went on to do great things so there was a there was a quote tweet going around it was like quote this with the most uh most famous person to graduate from your high school and i was gonna quote tweet it with him and then i didn't because like a i'm not sure he graduated b i i'm not sure people these days would remember the name jeff bliss i would i would have to have done it with like a photo of him still yes but maybe i'll do that anyway i don't know you two

together i look like such a cheese dick i. I was just coming from the golf course. I had powder blue shorts, Brooks Brothers shorts on, a colonial golf polo. Ooh, I went to Colonial this weekend. I saw that. Pretty lit. Very nice place. Ben Hogan room is very tight. Yeah, that was tight.

You could spend a lot of time in there. What was the bottle cap challenge? Was that when you were trying to kick the bottle cap off of the thing? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. I just clicked on Dylan almost died. Oh, at Luby's. Yep.

Oh, yeah. The car almost took me and the homie, more importantly, out at Luby's. That was a very scary situation. This was also where we talked, apparently, about the different tiers of french fries. I would like to go back and hear those takes at some point. I'm probably going to at some point soon. You ranked a different kind of french fries or something?

Yeah, it's pretty compelling content, Dylan. Curly fries are number one, right? Yeah, curly fries are number one. Arby's. Do we do just style? Yeah, style. Okay, well, fine. do just like style? I think just style. Okay, well fine. But all curly fries

kind of taste very similar. Crinkle cutters. It wouldn't blow my mind if there was one curly fries distributor out there who gave them to like Arby's and also like my ski area has in Harbor Springs

has curly fries that go really hard. And honestly, they taste a lot like the Arby's ones. That seasoning, man. What about the dog you were obsessed with what was that fucking dog's name was it the brocco italiano si brocco brocco italiano what's

his name i don't know i don't remember your fucking obsession not mine no you're not you're not lying i love that damn dog i forgot his name man will do we have a home yet for the dog? No, dude. I need to get more info on this. Will sent a photo of a dog to a group text last night that needs a home. Apparently, it was gifted, and the person who was on the receiving end did not want the dog. And I don't know if this person listens, do they? No, no, no. Okay, good. How anyone could be gifted this dog and not say it's not, even if it wasn't practical, like this dog, you cannot say no to.

The only thing that I can think of is as to why this dog is not getting adopted is because they have kids or something. And the husband was just like, this is too much with like kids. That's all I can think of. Dude, you got to give away one of your kids. Yeah, it's a, it's kids yeah it's a it's a it's a hundred percent springer spaniel it's local yeah it's even got a little brown in it it's really fucking good i didn't it has like the color scheme of a bernese mountain dog you can tell that

it's going to be a big boy too this isn't going to be a rosy size springer spaniel this is going to be on the high end of springer spaniel 200 pounds yeah it's gonna be about 200 pounds that's a big old boy oh i forgot i met mcconaughey oh i didn't really meet him i just like stood next to him awkwardly and looked at his laptop screen in the plane oh that's right was he just typing just keep living over and over i think he was putting together his course curriculum for whatever he was doing at UT. That's pretty funny. Honestly, I think that's what he was doing. I don't know what else he would have been doing on a laptop with a Word document up. Imagine being in McConaughey's class.

It would be so tight. It would be cool. You got to think it fills up pretty quickly. Yeah. When registration opens. I feel like you have to know somebody in order to get in there. I wonder what his exam is like. I bet it's a take-home.

He puts off take-home exam vibes. Yeah. That's got to be the highest attended class, right? In terms of percentage of people that go to every class, it has to be number one. What if like... What if his exam...

Remember in Spanish like the high level spanish or like other like language classes you'd have to go and have a conversation with your teacher as part of your exam like in her office yeah what if his exam was just you got to go hang out with him like in his office just talk about shit like talk about life and talk about like what's wrong with the the. Why Tom Herman's trash. Would you be nervous to have a one-on-one sit-down with McConaughey in his office? I would.

Pretty intimidating. I bet you he's totally chill. Yeah. I mean, McConaughey, of course he is. Based on how nervous I got around him on the plane, there's no way that I wouldn't be nervous. I locked up. I weirdly locked up more in front of the men in blazers podcast guys than

i did in front of mcconaughey which doesn't really make sense brett was just making fun of me and i was like yeah i'm certified fanboying i'm a loser wow well people lock up in front of us all the time we had a real long kepka streak this year kepka was a content machine maybe the biggest content machine of 2019 he did the nude he did the uh espn body issue yep that was one of our seggies yep honestly one of the more controversial spreads in the body issue people were just people had his tags not us some people were shocked by his lack of pec development. Some people. I mean.

He's all on him. He looked smaller. He looked smaller to me than I thought he would. He was underwhelming on that cover. I thought he would be more shredded because he dieted. I don't mean to body shame a dude who's in pretty much perfect physical condition that wins majors, but I'm body shaming Brooks Kapka right now. He knows, and he'll be back.

Look, when we see him, because he's hurt i i look when we see him because he's hurt right now when we see him in i don't know february april whenever he comes back march he's gonna be just absolute like adam scott shredded adam scott's not as shred as he used to be how about scott stall don't you say adam scott has like a small head he's got a he's got a pinhead he does but he's dude he's notoriously hot. Oh, he's a hot dude. Have you ever seen him on the course? He's also tall as fuck. Have you ever seen him surfing? He's not that tall. I think

he's like 6'2 or 3". Nah. Will. He's a hot dude. Well, here's the thing. I'm going to type in Adam Scott height and it's going to be the dude from Parks and Rec. Type in height. I'm sorry, golf height. Try that. Yeah, type in height. Says he's six foot.

Oh, well, fuck me. See? He does have a small head, but I mean, he is one of the hotter dudes I've ever seen. Oh, for sure. You know where his residence is now, where he lives? U.S.? Banff? Nope. Nope nope this is tight switzerland bahamas oh so he's nassau oh he's look he's shielding money it's a tax thing is that is that what you do he's got that unique low money coming in that's that's a good paycheck you know it's a good paycheck because uh roger

fetter also has a unique low money coming in so something tells me they don't pay light australian for beer i don't know we've had we've had a hell of a year guys we have christian i'm bummed that you weren't here for christian girl fall i know that was that's one of those episodes where it's like, if I could have time traveled, I would have made sure I was here for it. I didn't even know Christian Girl Fall was a thing until you guys released the episode and I listened and I was like, what? We went in on that young lady.

I don't remember her. Do we remember who was with us? I guess I could just look. Oh, it was Barrett. Barrett. Ah. Actually a great guest for that because, I mean. Fashion guy.

Aesthetic. He's a fashion boy. What was Harvard, kid harvard harvard what'd you say oh there was a parkland kid who got denied by harvard for dropping n-bombs that's what my description was for this episode i don't remember that that was the description i don't remember that at all. That was the description. I don't remember that at all. You can't be doing that. I forgot about the... One of the more popular episodes of the entire year was Breaking Bad

with the cocaine king of Milan. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, he escaped from jail. Hell yeah. And then simultaneously cryptocurrencies were soaring at that point. Makes you think.

Hey, what's your... Yeah, what's your Bitcoin doing right now, Dylan? It has dipped. I can tell you that. I'm no longer in four fig territory, unfortunately. You don't even have a comma? On that same episode,

Luca was caught complaining about his flights. Is that the only misstep Luca's had in the last calendar year? I wouldn't even call it a misstep. Fit right in here. He's about to go Jordan. Did I tell you right in here. He's about to go Jordan. Did I tell you that? Yeah. He's about to sign with Jordan.

You're about to have the most insufferable sneaker collection of all time. I will have a pair of J's by end of January. Because he's not going to have a signature shoe for a while. But I'm going to get some J's.

Okay. I've owned them before. Why does it take a while for him to get his own shoe? So he was with Nike when he was playing with Real Madrid in the EuroLeague. And he just hasn't had one. And he's been a free agent. So he's been seen in Under Armour, Jordans, Nikes.

I was worried he was going to do something whack like Puma. No offense. Or New Balance. Also no offense to whoever. New Balance is kind of tight. You're right. I don't know. Their basketball shoes are trash.

But as a brand, New Balance actually has some swagger back. You're right. For a Euro white kid. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's cool that he's a jordan guy now i love it so yeah catch me in some jays may go with the retro who knows who knows i have i have two two more things the porn star selling bath water oh we didn't cop

any of that unfortunately she wasn't a porn star was she no she's not a porn star she is just a cam girl she's like she does almost nude cam girls creep me out imagine buying someone's bath water we we could make a patreon tier i'll grow a stout by my own bath water yeah i would hope so and then the other thing i had was uh the time beto was recorded doing push-ups which was totally not staged at all what do you think about his beard people are saying he has a better beard than you know he does not have a better beard i think if dylan and i had a kid and beto's beard would be what our kid had because he had like he kind of has like the consistency of yours but it's a little more full than yours thank you he's also got some dope gray he does it looks good which dylan also has gray i'm great i want gray i've been i've

been yearning for some gray for a while now i'm worried that once i actually get it i'm going to regret wanting it for so long i just have this red i went to high school with a guy who's turned pretty much completely gray it looks good i mean he's, he's a good-looking guy, but he's like completely gray almost. And he just – he touched his beard up with some – he toned down the gray a little bit. It looks good, but still, I'm glad he didn't go all – you know, all – his hair's black. I need to get more stress. Yeah, go get stressed, man. I want that gray.

I'll stress you out. Do it. After this podcast, I'll take you outside and just beat your ass. I don't know if that would stress me out as much as it would just physically hurt me. That's true. That's stress on the body, though, just taking punches. Brass knuckles. We could waterboard you if you want.

No. That would stress you out. No. Okay. What did I just watch recently where people getting waterboard and i was like fuck that looks miserable i don't know i still watch the irishman i might watch the irishman on my flight they don't waterboard in the irishman i got about an hour and a half through you quit i got taught it was late but i mean it's just so fucking long. You only have two hours left. It is so long.

Great year. For the people wondering, I'm going to do my best to put together some type of episode for our Wash Media one-year anniversary. That being said, I have no actual plans of how I'm going to go about doing this. So if you have any segments from specific episodes that you think were top tier, send them my way. You can send them to will at washmedia.com. Don't just send a bit.

Don't be like, oh, Gardner, Snake, Dave. There's no like, unless you have a timestamp for that. You can find the original. Yeah. It's just going to be hard to go through and find all these random bits that people are tossing in here. Did y'all see Ted's uh take on the spending bill that just got past his little video six minute video no i did not watch i just saw your clip that you took from it why is he he's smoking a cigar he didn't even smoke it though he just like lit it and then put it out immediately

poorly that was a rushed light he's also him putting the cigar out on the stack of papers like he did it in a terrible way this pile of trash belongs in an ashtray he's an idiot did you see this dylan who has a better beard bateau or ted ted actually yeah we don't think that it's even up for debate. Weirdly Ted. Cruz, man. Latino dudes grow dope beards. Do they? I think so. I don't know.

You ever seen a Latin guy with a bad beard? I don't know. Maybe. Who's the guy that Rachel Lindsay married? Brian? Oh, Brian. He's fake cheekbone Brian. fuck it stinks is that your i think that might be your most hated bachelor franchise person no it's not but he does suck dude who do you hate more luke p oh yeah for sure i i hate yeah i think i think luke p probably

actually makes sense i was thinking about it always makes sense. I was thinking about it. It always makes me laugh because I forget about it, and it's so ridiculous that our current president, part of the reason he won the nomination is because he accused Ted Cruz, accused Ted Cruz's father of killing JFK. And now Ted Cruz is just a shill for him. Like, he wasn't, like, it wasn't like a joke either he

I mean what an outlandish accusation and now Ted Cruz is like yeah he's like his like number one shill he had to respect it he's just like I want to know whether like he like Ted and his wife talk about behind closed doors it's like probably queso like yeah honey like i know he insulted our entire family didn't he accuse his wife of doing something like bad too no he basically stopped short of calling her ugly or something it's so terrible it's really terrible and now ted is putting out cigars on it's just not good did you know you have to be 21 to buy sigs now or what they raised the age that was part of the bill no shit he really he's actually right on that that's absurd that tweet was a little weird outside of just the smocking part of it

which part i mean yeah it was kind of all over the place. He's going in on the spending bill, but like tax credits for renewable energy companies. Like, that's not a bad thing. I remember reading it and thinking like, this doesn't, this isn't good. Let me see. So yeah, Dylan, you're above the age, you're like what? You could, yeah, you wouldn't have to worry about that.

You're above the age. You're like what? You could. Yeah, you wouldn't have to worry about that. You're over 21. But if you're a college kid right now, that's interesting to buy some. Oh, this is why I thought it was a funny tweet because he said, I will be signing our $738 billion defense spending bill today. It will include 12 weeks paid parental leave, which I think is a pretty big deal.

That's a great benefit. He puts that first. Then he says says gives our troop arrays troops a raise that's a that's a big deal as well and then he says but then he says importantly like like as if the other stuff wasn't as important as the next two things importantly creates the space force and southern border wall funding i'm like i don't know i kind of feel like paying our troops is a little more important than our space force that being said i don't know much about the space

force but it's like you can't like talk about the troops and then say but more importantly this is happening hey you're finally building the wall man smoking age 21 i mean that's what the fuck i don't want to live in an america where teenagers can't smoke cigarettes no it's lame what about the troops man can they smoke no they're gonna smoke anyway they don't give a fuck hey should we do this christmas and fun sure well we should yeah we should note that we are not uh we're not going to have episodes come out on uh these federal holidays coming up christmas and new year's day you're taking christmas and new year's day off yeah sorry about it yeah we feel kind of bad about it but at the

same time like we need time off too oops it's christmas man oops that but all the patreon episodes whether it's worst of or voicemails will will be up. Yes. Patreon.com slash Strickling Back Podcast. Most of them have already been recorded, so we're good on that front. Look, I'm going to say something crazy, and y'all can tell me to shut the hell up and edit it out. If it's Christmas and you're like, dude, I really want to hear what the guys are doing, or I really want to just hear their voices talk about something new. No one's saying that. Go back and just listen to some old touching bass.

Wow, dude. I don't care. That's controversial. Wow. It might give you a new perspective on shit. Your stance is that you don't care if people go back and listen to old episodes. Correct.

Wow. Dude, that's bold. I don't care who's getting paid off that. You'd rather die standing than live on your knees correct wow that's a great quote it's better to die on your feet than live on your knees i had a kid in my poli sci class like i remember it he was like the really like edgy kid and he quoted that in class once everyone's like dude yeah man cool we get it dude i listen to rage too but we're just talking about thucydides bitch chill um you want me to start i don't know dylan usually

starts but he's kind of being cool i don't know what dylan's doing go ahead dog dylan's being coy as hell right now i don't think think I am. Why are you so coy? Dave's saying some shit over here. I'm just waiting for him to finish. Wow. Finish. Dude, finish, Dave. Yeah, it is Christmas week, and I'm really excited.

Thanks, man. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Mostly for the parks. I got to get to do the Santa Claus thing for parks. We're going to bake cookies and do all that fun shit. You should do Mac Daddy Santa like Tiger. I don't think I'm going to do that, Claus thing for Parks. We're going to bake cookies and do all that fun shit. You should do Mac Daddy Santa like Tiger. I don't think I'm going to do that, no. Why?

Anyway, we're going out to the ranch for Christmas. Got the whole squad going out there. I'm really excited for it. Yeah, man, just family time at the ranch. The homie, he's getting hooked up for Christmas. He's getting a little bit spoiled, but he's the homie. He deserves it. I have one child, so I get to do that. i get to spoil him a little bit and i'm really pumped for it um that's it that's really it uh don't let him open mine until probably the end what is it

he's not gonna listen to this is he no i know he said he said he barely listens it's kind of fucked up it's kind of funny i respect it yeah uh i got some some uh throwing stars oh that's right you did yeah uh you probably should have run that one by me before you got him uh dangerous weapons i mean he's at the age and i mean i got him i got him a shotgun for his birthday see that's the thing he's not at the age you know i mean like he's four so i got him i got him a shotgun for his birthday see that's the thing he's not at the age you know i mean like he's four so i got him a carton of cigarettes and uh some bees and cocks uh again some gifts that might be more appropriate for an adult the other day i was driving and i was like this is my new truck he's like i want to see the new truck. And I'm just driving.

And all of a sudden he just sticks some smelling salts under my nose. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? I'm driving. How did he get those? He's loco. I don't know.

You tell me you're his dad. Yeah. I'm doing a bad job. He's getting into all kinds of crazy shit. Just hanging out. I think the issue is that you're doing a decent to good job. And Dave and I are just tanking it. Mostly Dave.

We're supplementing his development. I don't even get to hang out with him that much. I was going to get him a better gift until he called me the chicken doo-doo bot, and I was like, dude, screw you. We didn't teach him to call people out for crapping their pants, which he has done multiple times.

I don't know what his problem is man he must know i wonder if any of his buddies have crapped their pants and he's just roasting them i don't know i don't know i'll ask him i don't know what to say anymore about this chilling Chill on. I'm trying to bounce back. I tweeted that it was an objectively bad sports weekend for me. I guess for Dylan too. We root for pretty much

the same teams. I'm just trying to recover, man, and go into this Christmas Eve with a fresh perspective. Clean slate. Gonna forget the fact that Duncanville's quarterback tore his ACL in the semifinals game

and then they lost in state. Future looks bright. Shout out Chris Parsons, freshman QB. Did you watch any of that game? No. I was in the car. No. I was driving.

Is he a stud? Big kid? He's 15 and he's, I mean, he looks like a grown man. He looks like a college kid. So I think he's going to be fantastic. Then the Mavs blew a 30-point lead to the Raptors. They didn't have Luka. It was a road win, a road game, but that hurt.

And then I don't know if you watched the Cowboys yesterday, Dylan. I did, unfortunately, Dave. You know what? They did us a favor. Yes. Bye. Bye. Jason Gary.

Way to go. Dumb asses. Still, still think Carson Wentz is a very average quarterback. Let me just put that out there. Wow. I will say that their best player, Zach Ertz. I totally agree with you. The fact that Ertz is not very good.

The fact that Ertz went out there after getting like, just taking one of the ribs, bare ribs. Like, I don't know how you go went out there after just taking one of the ribs. Bare ribs. I don't know how you go back out there after that. He's a stud. That's probably why he's an athlete and not talking to a mic. Uh-huh. But yeah, I'm going back to Duncanville this afternoon. The little D?

Little D. That's not a thing. I don't know why people were saying that. Dylan was saying it. Oh. Wasn't that you? The dunk? I think it was like 30,000 people Dylan was saying it oh wasn't that you the dunk I think there's like 30,000 people

I mean it is it is smaller compared to the big D yeah the small to mid-sized D yeah it's a small to mid-sized D it's a small D

30,000 shit Dave get out of here anyway I'll be up there I'll be around I think I'm staying there friday trying to line up some golf right now everybody's everybody's bailed on me thus far so um welcome to your mid-30s man

really upset uh that i'm not gonna have anybody around not gonna have any none of my boys go back to dunkinville anymore so i might just go hang out in the taco bell parking lot sit in my truck until like somebody shows up says hey let's go to the party in the field i haven't even gotten a text from any of my buddies from home being like hey you're gonna be home for christmas like no one even no one's even explored that opportunity with me you're always 17 in your hometown well yeah christmas we're kind of having low-key over here christmas eve night we're just uh having a little little young family celebration and then uh christmas morning we're heading out to the parents house and opening

some presents and you know letting the dogs play hang out let the dogs out yeah but then sally and i are flying to a different country on uh christmas night so i can't i'm not going to complain about having a low-key uh it doesn't sound very low-key sounds like the opposite. So, yeah, we'll be over there doing our shit. Just galvanting around. Yeah. Man, I am jell of that trip. It's going to be tight. It's going to be a good one.

It's the most effort I've ever put into planning a trip, and it's the most I've ever... I don't even know what to... It's the most I've ever had on my docket going into vacation. I'm excited to do everything i'm doing i've never gone overseas without being on somebody else's itinerary are you gonna take a page out of dylan's book and buy a fedora i was thinking about buying a fedora i don't know how much fedoras play in london in the middle of winter no no they go over really well so yeah i think i'm gonna do it no no no instead of a fedora do the peaky blinders hat

oh that'd be good dude do it for sure actually that might hit that might hit a little different i almost bought one i was at nord's the other day doing some shopping shout out almost bought one for my dad for christmas and then i was like dude could i pull this off the answer is no get you a nice wool peaky blinders hat man man i don't know what that's gonna happen dude you look tight you could actually pull it off i'm gonna get no i'm gonna get um the only thing i'm gonna get is like it's probably soccer merch i want to go to like the stores over there and see what kind of f us my nephew asked for a pele jersey why would he ask for a pele jersey i don't know what a weirdo i thought so too are you sure it's pele it's absolutely yeah that's Why would you want a Pele jersey? I don't know.

Is he just sitting there watching old YouTube videos from like the 80s? I mean, his dad was a soccer player. Yeah. But I feel like Pele is like, that's like saying I wanted a... Wilt Chamberlain jersey. I was going to say like Bill Russell. Yeah, like it's old. Like no kids want that.

How old is this kid? Six. Maybe he's just in that throwback game it's kind of tight no he's older than that he's eight that's pretty bad you don't even know hold your fucking i always confuse it man they grow so fast how old's the homie don't answer dylan uh if you believe what's on his birth certificate or what i really know i've never seen his birth certificate i'd like to see it just putting that out there i heard he lied about his age to get into like a different league should we get him a fake id for christmas next year i don't think it's gonna work let's just not for booze so he can buy sigs oh that's fine yeah he's gonna be out of the carton. I got him by then.

He's going to be rolling his own soon. That's fine. I hope he starts smoking American spirits. Me too. We were supposed to go see Santa Claus yesterday at the mall. So we get a picture of him. That wouldn't have been like. And so we could tell him.

Yeah. Luckily, he didn't want to go. But why? I don't know. He was taking a nap, and Dallas woke him up. He's like, hey, you ready to go see Santa Claus? He's basically just like, no, I don't want to go. He's already too cool for Santa Claus. Wow.

He's four. This is dangerous. He only wants to see Mac Daddy Santa, Dylan. No, he doesn't, David. It's true. It's true. Should we get out of here? Yeah i started watchman i'm three episodes deep highly recommend it's fucking good just want to put that out there unsolicited i'm glad you took the dive because i've been considering doing it for a while now

i just haven't fully grasped what the show's about so it's hard for me to understand i didn't know if i didn't know i didn't know if it was connected to like the old Dr. Manhattan stuff. And it is. Okay. But I don't think you really need to know what that is. I don't know if there's a primer out there. If there is,

I'd still like to read it because some of the characters like I'm unfamiliar with, but it's worth it either way. I'm about to go on a download spree on my phone to download a bunch of streaming programs. Oh, hell yeah so uh just let me

know anybody out there tweet at will to freeze on twitter tweet me your uh your suggestions for shows because i need some new ones to toss in the uh thing for my flight game of thrones no i can't i don't want to start that on the flight i need subtitles for that i can't read subtitles on a phone it's too small you don't have like another option like a lappy i have a lappy but it's it's annoying taking your lappy out at security although you may not have to don't you pre-check yeah i'm a pre-check boy i don't have to worry about i gotta get that damn it let's get out of here yep Yep. It's time. Everybody. We love you. Bye. Thank you for a great 2019.

Merry Christmas as well. Hey, you are not going to believe what happens in 2020. Sure.