Circling Back - Fat Bears, Asteroids, and Blink-182
Episode Date: October 12, 2022Three dudes hosting a podcast excitedly talking about three dudes who are getting the band back together to tour? Yep — Blink-182 is back and we're probably going to see 'em. We also talked about th...e asteroid that we knocked off course, the controversy rattling the Fat Bear community, and This Weekend in Fun. Spooky SZN is airing ALL MONTH on Patreon: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:30) We Nudged An Asteroid (27:35) Blink 182 is Coming (40:52) Fat Bear Week Controversy (59:50) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Super Speciosa: www.getsuperleaf.com/steam (STEAM for 20% off) DraftKings: www.draftkings.com/circlingback ($200 in FREE bets INSTANTLY when you place a $5 bet on any football game) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard sell to the only hard
sell to the vitamin c from superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze.
To my left, David, Mr. Spooky himself, Ruff.
Thanks, Will.
I want to give a shout out before we get going here.
I went to therapy last night, cryotherapy.
Really?
Yeah, I believe in the power of cold.
And they allow you to pick a song on their little tablet that plays
in there you know something to focus on while you're getting your little balls froze off
and uh it's not supposed to happen in cryotherapy man well it happened
i antonio brown my balls you're just a ken doll down there now i'm a eunuch the whole thing's gone
anywho um the guy the old guy going after me, the very old guy, they were like, what song
you want?
You got a request or anything?
He goes, let me do some Imagine Dragons.
No.
And then he goes, you know what?
No, no, no, no.
Let's go Coldplay.
Oh, Coldplay because it was cold in there.
A little play on the cold.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
So I'm going to shout out that guy.
Welcome to the new age.
I'm sorry to anyone out there who likes Imagine Dragons,
but the PGA Tour Omega watches and Patrick Reed
have all ruined Imagine Dragons for me for life.
So I will not be imagining any dragons
unless I'm watching House of Dragons.
House of the Dragon, excuse me.
Whatever.
It still seems weird that they live in
houses they're dragons like they burn that shit down immediately they gotta live somewhere dog
they just sneeze and the whole thing goes up oh fuck dude bruce set our shit on fire again i went
to cry therapy last night really are you good dude i just went and just cried into a pillow
for a few hours. Felt better.
I didn't really do that. What are you upset about?
Okay.
No, I'm good, man.
I'm good.
I'm a little tired though.
I don't know why.
I didn't even drink last night.
I got plenty of sleep.
Or you didn't even drink?
I didn't, dawg.
Come on, dude. Oh, NF.
Yeah, dude. Wow.
Snuff, right?
Dude, it was wasted Wednesday.
Did anybody in this-
Sorry, I'm sorry.
That's today, dude.
It was wasted today.
Do you think anybody in Washed media had a few last night?
You don't have to name names, but do you think?
Ooh, I bet a better friend, Brett, did.
Again, you don't have to name names.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Just edit that out.
I got some news.
I bet the guy who takes Mondos did.
I got some news.
I had three glasses of wine last night.
Three?
I think they were small pours
they weren't the uh like 14 ounce carve pours no what's up with what's up with these new age
steak houses being like do you want a regular pour do you want a nitro pour we're getting
ripped off we're getting ripped in some capacity i love the the wine on tap at carve love it
no i have a theory it's already i'm anti i'm anti wine on tap i have love it no i have a theory it's already air i'm anti i'm anti wine on tap
i have a theory that it creates worse hangovers yep dade's absolutely correct when you think
about all the sediment that just starts settling in those tubes pink tubes that like it's just
scary whatever you're just sucking that sediment down my tubes hey man you want to suck down some
sediment that's the tubes talking to you like don't get me wrong i love a draft beer but you
can tell you can tell when that bar doesn't clean their tubes enough
no give me all the the wine on tap all of it shout out to the bennegan's the former bennegan's in
cedar hill who i'm pretty sure never cleaned a tube or a tap or anything and you would drink
like two of their 16 ouncers next day you just feel like you got ran over by a big rig dude it's a thing there's 20 there's 23
year olds out there listening right now all three of them and they're like dude these guys are so
fucking lame that's not a thing it's not you're gonna learn one day you're gonna learn one day
you guys are gonna wake up one weekend it's the tubes dude what do you think it is it ain't the
tubes it's the alcohol that you're drinking no no tubes have something to do the tubes make it
worse dude nah i think i want to do some it. The tubes make it worse, dude. Nah. I think I watched the Mythbusters on this.
I'll do a full report on this.
Well, the now canceled Mythbusters.
What'd they do?
They do something xenophobic?
One of them had some extremely
not cool stuff come out.
Really?
I'm going to put it that way.
Didn't one of the guys die?
I don't know.
One of them had some shit
come out about him
and I don't even want to
I don't want to even allude to what it was
because I don't want to get it wrong.
All right, well, let's just not talk about it.
And I also don't know.
Let's talk about the Try Guys.
They'll try anything.
They busted myths.
What are the Try Guys, man?
Did they bust myths or did they do it to myths?
Oh, yeah, read that one.
I'm trying to bust bust i'm trying to myth
can we run back to loch ness tonight stop
i'm trying to bust i'm trying to cut that a minute since that's hit the uh airwaves
that's a good one man it's a good one yeah it's a good one we got chill ass dylan in the studio
today mr shivery maybe he's cold because he's in telluride i'm not in telluride i'm actually in austin i just have a telluride shirt um you're in a telluride which i acquired in telluride
great town by the way if you haven't been highly recommend i'm proud of you and i today for wearing
two different shirts both with stains on them and not caring that we have stains on our shirts
i don't give a half dude nah dude i'm out here just like my bad boy shit like dude this shirt's too comfy to not wear like every week this stain is actually um black hair dye
from our friends at l'oreal more on that uh hopefully in the coming weeks
i use it on my hair but it gets some got on my shirt that's all i'm saying oh i thought you were
trying to like tie dye your clothes with hair dye no that'd be a weird move mean, if you have a tie-dye party, I'll show up.
Will you?
Yeah, the Dead & Company tickets come out today, so I got to get my tie-dye game.
Stupid.
I tie-dyed shirts with student council senior year.
It was the only event I went to.
Were you on student council?
I was in it.
I just did it for the res.
My LinkedIn.
Yeah.
During COVID, Parks and I, when we had nothing to do, stuck at home.
I bought some shirts and we tried to do some tie-dye.
One of them was all right.
He wears it every now and then.
Mine didn't look so great.
I think you're just too scared to wear tie-dye.
No, I wouldn't wear it in public.
How's your Chaco journey going, by the way? Dude, I wear them every day. No, you don't. I know you're just too scared to wear tie-dye. No, I wouldn't wear it like in public. How's your Chaco journey going, by the way?
Dude, I wear them every day.
No, you don't.
I know you don't.
Also, dude, they're like worn down to a nub.
No, they're not.
They're absolutely not.
Wait till you see them.
You know how I know you're full of shit?
Because I know that Chacos last for honestly too long.
Yeah, but I wear them so much.
You don't understand.
I've been hiking and I'm like every day.
I have some Chaco sandals that I can't throw them away because even though
I've had them for like 10 years, they're still in perfect condition.
I don't know what to do with them.
Well, that's the Chaco life, man.
That's why that's why we love them so much.
Great quality.
I can't stop wearing them.
You're never wearing.
You should see my tan lines.
Do you even remember what color they are?
Are you?
That's an unfair question.
Am I the only person here who's worn Chacos in Montana?
Well, I've never been in Montana. I've probably worn chacos in montana if i'm being honest well that's awesome let's go wear chacos in a different state i've never worn chacos in
colorado no no no no don't poo poo montana until you've been there and experienced it
i haven't the chateau brionne davy montana was different for a good two weeks after he got back
he's fine he's fine it was probably all the psychedelics he acquired from the music festival
up there that he was macro dosing in the studio i took two weeks so much cbd that weekend
you're nice and loose huh i mean i like, I hope I didn't talk to anybody and embarrass myself.
I definitely did.
One night, I did three CBDs.
Fuck, dude.
This guy's a loco.
Aren't you worried that Rhodes is going to hear this one day and be like,
Dad, why were you doing so much CBD?
I would tell him, hey, son, it's all part of the journey.
Dylan's out here still thinking that life's about the destination, man. You'll learn one day it's about part of the journey dylan's out here still thinking that life's about the destination
man you'll learn one day it's about the journey one day you'll learn that the destination is
unknown i've been going through some real mental shit lately whoa mate yeah this stranger thing
shows really changing how i look at stuff it's vechna time vechna vechna he's gonna terrorize your neighborhood
vecta's fucked up man what's that guy's problem dude i don't know but i'll just say it guy's a
real piece of work to everyone who's reached out to me and said dude like will congratulations
on waiting to watch stranger things in november or in october when it's spooky season like thank
you for reaching out it means no one has reached out about that like to everyone who's walked up to me at a coffee shop and patted me on the back
and been like do a big time move from bobby or billy over here like good work when was it released
i don't know over the summer it's like september is it a miss from them to release it in the middle
of no it was summer it was summertime like why why not release
it during the fall because you know what it totally killed the mood because i would throw
it on at like seven o'clock at night and the sun's still shining and like there's a glare and it's a
you know the show is supposed to be spooky and some of it's hard to see i should have waited man
it's honestly one of my biggest misses i I hope my son listens to this someday.
When does the time change?
They let savings.
Soon.
You know what they say about the time change?
Time change is coming.
Spring forward, fall back.
Right.
I love it when it gets dark early.
To be honest, I still don't even really know what to do.
I'm glad that iPhones do it automatically for you.
You fall back, you lose an hour of daylight. Do you really not know what to do? No. My phone does it for you. You fall back, you lose an hour of daylight.
Do you really not know what to do?
No, my phone does it for me.
So think about it like this,
the sun sets at seven o'clock, right?
Okay.
Now it's getting dark, it's 6.50, it's getting dark, right?
Now when it gets dark the next day,
it's gonna be 5.50 as opposed to 6.50.
Were you impersonating someone reacting
to the sun setting at a different time?
Oh my God, look.
Is that how that goes?
Yeah.
Oh wow, look at the sun.
Okay, like I'm, all right, I'm with,
let's pretend that's you and I'm like Parks, I'm your son.
Dad, what's going on?
Oh, look, it's the sun setting.
All right.
It kinda goes like that a little bit.
I can't wait for the sun to set earlier.
Me too, I love it. I love it.
Yeah.
Dude, nighttime is vibier than daytime.
I just don't like, yeah.
There's several reasons.
You don't go outside.
What are you talking about, dog?
I live outside.
You good?
Yeah.
Things are tough at home.
Not a bad backyard to set up shopping, if I'm being honest.
I kind of want to get a tent and just do a little camp set.
You should. You should do it with Parks, dude. How psyched want to get a tent and just do a little camp set. You should.
You should do it with Parks, dude.
How psyched would he be if you guys just had a camp weekend where you just hop in the backyard?
And if he hates it, just go inside.
No, don't.
He's going to wake me up at 9 o'clock.
He's like, Dad, I want to go inside.
This might be the time you finally get got by wildlife.
Like coyotes just jump your ass.
Or goat man.
Scorpions.
They used to call me Scorpion back in the day.
Why?
Get over here.
Which is lethal.
You're not.
I'll strike at any time.
That's not true.
Yeah.
My bowling buddies called me that.
I famously took bowling with Alexis Texas.
You're commandeering my entire life.
What are you doing?
It wasn't just her. It was Kyle Park, too. I're commandeering my entire life. What are you doing? It wasn't just her.
It was Kyle Park, too.
I don't know who.
Noted Texas country artist who used to play our shows in college.
Nice guy.
A friend of our friend Klein.
Oh, yeah.
They're boys.
I think he's a good golfer, too.
I think I played with him one time.
I'll check him on the gin app.
Let's check out his gin.
Let's expose his gin. You won't check out his gin. Let's see.
Let's expose his gin.
No, you won't find me on there.
Cool, dude.
Cool.
You know where you can find us?
Behind the paywall.
Spooky season.
Full effect.
Spooky season.
What was that?
Patreon.com.
That was a bootleg version of Harry Potter.
I didn't want us to get in trouble, you know, by being too good at it and getting caught by like the copyright people.
You need more like doodly-doo in it.
Squee-da-boo-dee-da-boo-dee.
That was beautiful.
The two pair well together.
Marry them.
Come on, marry them.
You're right there.
You're at the altar.
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Spooky season all October long.
The last two episodes have been Torch.
The juxtaposition of Dave's stories from the nail bag
with just the bits that are flying around the room.
There were so many bits flying around, I thought they were bats.
They are juxtaposed. That's a good point.
Hey, um...
Should we put a little bit more light in the stew for Spooky Season?
It might have been a little dark yesterday.
It might have been a little dark.
There was a clip put out there.
It's not your fault, Randy.
It looks great.
But T-Bone Thickens on Twitter posted a clip.
And not that I think you guys want to see my face.
Oh, you want to see my face?
Show us your face.
Show us your face, brother.
If you wanted to.
If you're new here and you want to see like, ooh, who's this guy?
Who's this little pumpkin or little pipe character?
You couldn't see me.
John Cena shit. who's this little pumpkin or little pipe character you couldn't see john cena shit oh do we all just disappear from the studio and then come back well i'm coming back
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That's all I'm going to say.
We played it in front of the family.
My wife wanted to hear it. She's like, oh, you're interviewed.
Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah.
Hit play and Rhodes is right there.
He uses some salty language
to way to turn it off.
Damn, living that salt life.
Is Rhodes picking up on that?
Yeah.
He called me a cuck the other day when I was getting that salt life. Yeah. Is Rhodes picking up on that? Yeah. Yeah.
He called me a cuck the other day
when I was getting some barbecue at your place.
Punched me in the back of the kneecap
and said, get the fuck out of here.
He's going through his libertarian phase.
It's tough.
He's going through his lib era.
Jeez, he's only one.
That's so aggressive.
He was reading some literature.
Don't poo-poo our bed, James, bed dude he's out here being like 19 months and shit
close to i got him reading uh machiavelli he let the air out of my tires when he was leaving
it was so that actually wasn't and that was me oh i thought it was your son no i had him videotape
it though with a camcorder.
Really?
Yeah.
The Sony handheld.
He also had half a take of gas less than you had before.
Did you teach Fritz how to siphon?
That would be a skill.
Apple didn't fall far.
I can't talk.
The mouth didn't fall far from the, I don't know.
Whatever.
Just move on.
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lost flounder that day have Have you guys ever eaten alligator?
I was thinking of saying human.
I've had fried alligator.
I was thinking of my friend.
Jay Dome.
My friend Jay Dome's ass.
I have had gator tail, yeah.
Have you guys seen?
We know you have.
Not that kind of gator tail.
Come on, man.
Why did you even intentionally do it to yourself?
I know.
I've had the tail from
a gator fried it's quite it's quite good what year did she graduate florida evangeline close
to you has it day yeah it's good very cool well big say it i had a question but it's escaping me
say what's your chest i don't know how I do that.
My chest doesn't have a mouth.
Headline.
Hey, space man.
Can you tell me what happened with this asteroid?
Hold on.
Let him open the link.
Well, no.
This is...
So it was confirmed yesterday that this meteor asteroid...
Asteroid?
What is it?
They're definitely different.
I know. I don't know the difference though an asteroid is an asteroid do you know the difference
isn't a meteor once it gets in the atmosphere uh i don't know oh randy tell us tell us the
difference you see randy's got it he's got this in his head right now he knows as sure it's based
on size between asteroid and meteors meteors are very small it seems like the meteors would be
bigger even smaller well actually meteoroid i think is the one that's flying through space a
meteor is coming through the atmosphere and meteorite is when it's on the ground an asteroid
is a small rocky object that orbits the sun a meteor is what happens when a small piece of an
asteroid or comet called a meteoroid burns up upon entering earth's atmosphere
so what's a drop of jupiter it's a really mid song hey that's it's a good that is not a good
way of referring to drops of jupiter drops of jupiter is very very good if you went to a mega
church in grapevine texas in about 2001 the band would inexplicably play that song no religious
connotations to the song.
They would just play it.
And that's fine.
Not judging, but they did.
Pretty much every time I hear that song, I do have a religious experience, Dave.
You have to change your pants.
So, it's a good song.
Recently.
Why are we nudging them?
They falling asleep at the movie or something?
It was a test case to see if we could do it.
Babe, wake up.
If there was something headed directly toward Earth.
You guys see this movie, Don't Look Up?
No.
You didn't see it.
Dave saw it.
I saw it.
I thought it was pretty good.
I thought it was good.
Not sure why.
I had no desire to see it.
Probably didn't need an Oscar nomination.
There was an asteroid headed straight for Earth, and then it eventually, like spoiler alert,
it destroys Earth at the end of the movie.
It destroys Earth.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
Anyway. Like the climate change hoax. That usually doesn't happen at the end of the movie. It destroys Earth. Nice. Okay. Nice. Anyway.
Like the climate change hoax.
That usually doesn't happen at the end of the movies.
Yeah.
NASA used what, I think it was some kind of, what they used to-
A spacecraft.
Yeah.
They basically like sacrificed some kind of craft to run it into this asteroid to knock
it off course to see if they were able to do it.
And it was determined yesterday that yes, they did n knock it off course to see if they were able to do it. And it was determined yesterday that yes,
they did nudge it off course a bit.
So that's great.
Kind of surprised we couldn't do this already.
It's not that we couldn't do it already,
but we never had.
We just hadn't confirmed that we could do it already?
Yeah.
There's probably a lot of like physics and math
that go into it.
Like I know COVID threw like a huge curve ball at us
when it happened.
It's just like something striking earth and really like rattling our cages that might
that might surprise us a little more than some hey the dinosaurs could have used this back in the day
yeah why didn't they why didn't they figure it out they didn't have a little i guess maybe
they're a big tiny t-rex arms like beep boop bop beep boop the same is coming right at us
you know we got to do something they didn't have the
technology yeah but they had they had the the gift of ignorance not knowing it was coming
we're all going to be like damn we got 10 minutes well um it's it's hypothesized okay
that it wasn't like an immediate death for i mean some of them of course if you're a direct impact
you died but it created like a big cloud of dust over the earth
that drastically changed the climate.
Climate change.
If there was something coming at Earth,
would you want to know?
What if that's what took us out?
Like how much time you had?
Would you want to know how much time you had?
Of course.
Okay.
How are you going to spend that time?
I don't like thinking about it now that I've got a kid i mean it's a very corny answer but with family
are you calling family are you like just mobbing you're gonna go to mexico and do it that guy you
wrote about did yeah yeah what do you do again you know what he did yeah you wrote the headline
you went viral for it you've been going viral a lot lately probably not gonna you know do coke
and sleep with hookers no that's probably not gonna you know do coke and
and sleep with hookers no that's probably not what i'll do what if parks is like dad my dying
wish right now he's like i i read some old tfm articles i read i read boosh's old fiction
i want to live that life i was born to be a frat star okay parks just gets really into Boosh. Uh-huh. I get it.
The big Boosh guy, yeah.
Boosh is one of the funniest guys.
Going through the Boosh archives.
I haven't seen him in a while.
Dude, Boosh had some fiction on those archives.
That was just great.
So this is just a test.
This is only a test.
It was a success.
So that's good.
We know that we have the capability of redirecting
these big old space rocks.
So do we already have something that's just coming straight
for us and we nudge it off course or are we just
out there just tossing strays?
Do you think if there was something
headed toward us that was like, I don't know,
three months away, how soon do you think
they would let us know?
I don't think they would.
You don't? They would get out. I don't trust big government, dude. I bet you they would let us know. I don't think they would. You don't? They would get out.
I don't trust big government, dude.
It'd be a leak.
I bet you they would tell us.
The WikiLeaks guy would leak it.
Damn, what if they didn't?
What if it was just boom?
It's probably already happened, dude.
You think it's coming right for us right now?
I don't know, man.
We're on a simulation anyway.
Who cares?
Elon would tweet it.
Elon doesn't work for NASA. I don't trust you he knows what's going on he's dialed
i'm not saying like i'm not saying i'm an elon guy but he is dialed i had some little nerd in the lab and nasa figures this out he's like don't tell elon he's gonna tell everybody he goes on
rogan that fucking narc he's gonna go on fuck he's gonna go talk to his boy joe rogan and just
spill the beans to everybody i have such a sour taste in my mouth with elon lately just
because he's such a he's gotten major narc vibes to me that like now i just get angry at tesla's
when i'm driving total narc you want him off the road just like dude hey cool cool custom license
play dude that's sick i do think if randy gets the bronco like he's been talking about for the last three years
i think he should get a custom license plate
just says randy
just his first name i like that it might already be taken though unfortunately bronco randy is
going to be a problem yeah if he gets that if he gets that in
like june or something that it's going to be summer of randy he's popping top wait is that
happening we're going to be selling t-shirts that say summer of randy you can pop top on those
things right yeah oh yeah i think you can bust the doors off too let's just bust it wide open
let's buy him a bonus bronco he's done he's had a good year i don't hate it i don't get the kid
of bronco you're you're you gotta pay tax title and whatever the other thing.
Yeah, you got to pay insurance.
We haven't budgeted for that.
Sorry.
Just finance it.
Let's start.
Let's take out a loan.
Can we use a firm?
Randy just gets a company car.
Bronco.
What if we could choose the color for it?
Can we get him an ice cream paint job
if we did this?
Oh, dude. Randy, if we bought you a Bronco and get him an ice cream paint job if we did this? Oh, dude.
Randy, if we bought you a Bronco and gave it an ice cream paint job, would you be happier
a little bummed?
I'd be pretty happy.
That's a free car.
Okay.
Noted.
Christmas is coming.
I just don't want to step in the parking lot to leave and slip on candy paint.
If Randy got a Bronco and he tossed that top down he's driving to lunch every day
cream on the inside clean on the outside
what if we pimped randy's ride
trying to think about what randy is really into that we could
add to the car we put a tentacle porn in your car
oh yeah that's right i wasn't gonna go anywhere Add to the car. We put a tentacle pawn in your car.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I wasn't going to go anywhere.
Dave clearly was.
No, it could do like a Marvel-themed vehicle. He's the CUM guy.
We had like an origami station that popped out of the back when you parked.
What's an origami station?
It's like a table just
white napkins with construction paper it's like a real aesthetic like bamboo table and then it's
got like templates on it yo we put thanos in your car yeah thanos but at what cost
we put that's what he did somebody's been coming cinematic universe of marvel i just saw
was it infinity war that yeah infinity war right you watched it yeah a long time ago huh i dabble
in the cum universe don't i'm not gonna put your pin down r Put your pen down, Randy. That's put the pen down.
You dabble in the commuter.
That's a Boone Thickens.
He'll have that up within the hour.
Yeah, you don't need to do that.
He's got it.
Anyway.
Pretty cool situation.
You didn't read the best part, the headline from the AP.
Smashing success, baby.
Smashing success, baby.
It didn't say baby. It's ap smashing success smashing success baby nasa it doesn't say baby it's just smashing success nasa asteroid strike results in big nudge
how was an asteroid not hit like earth in the last however long
seems like we'd catch one it's only a matter of time they say
i don't know.
That's a good question.
We need a policy in place. All that shit just hurling through space at very high speeds.
Straight up, you're not going to get the correct answer here.
No.
Do we need a policy in place for work in case we get a warning about that?
Force majeure.
No.
It's in your contract.
I turned off all my iPhone alerts because they scare me every time they happen.
So, like, am I going to get one if an asteroid is heading toward me?
You're scared of your iPhone notification.
They're just annoying, honestly.
Frankly, folks, I'm more worried about this Putin fella.
Oh, yeesh.
Ew.
Oh, whoa.
Is that Johnny Carson?
Yeah, it is.
It's a good Johnny Carson
dated reference
Vanny has no idea
who Johnny Carson is
does he
no
you excited about
Blink-182 coming back
surprised we haven't
talked about this yet
well we didn't have time
because yesterday was
spooky season dumbass
I was
I was tagged in it
no less than
35 times
he just pwned you
he pwned you on your own show.
I always love when there's like a clear number one trending story of the morning and people still just relentlessly tag us in it as if we somehow missed it.
I know.
They're tagging me because they know I don't like it.
They're very not.
Look.
I did get tagged.
Thank you.
Sheesh.
One dude told me one time that I didn't know how to use Twitter because I read trending topics.
He's just not supposed to read the trend he's supposed to ignore the most popular stuff going on that day wait who said what random dude what's wrong with that i don't know i was like
they're trending for a reason pal yeah i mean okay so blink 182 they got tom back tom is no
longer looking for aliens i believe he still thinks they exist but i think he's realizing
that he might need to actually make money for a little bit that's what it seems like yeah the dude from
what was the what was the dude from that was filling in for him it wasn't bad religion who
was it alkaline trio thank you randy randy's fucking on one today he's all over it so get
the kid a bronco yeah someone who doesn't follow blink 182 stuff closely me so this is a big deal because tom has been mia for a long time he has
they got the guy from alkaline no no mia is a completely different artist he's been chasing
aliens and shit right he's been trying to expose the government's knowledge of aliens but he's
kind of working with and he seems like a i don't want to call him this but kind of
a useful idiot is he looney tunes a little bit no i don't think he's looney tunes his his rogan
interview is one of the worst two and a half hours of audio you'll ever hear it's just bad
i felt bad how long was he away from the band over a decade a while really i mean it feels like i don't know how long to be i stopped listening to
like this sounds bad i stopped listening to boink like in mid-2000s yeah dave and i are dave and i
are we're on the older age of the blink-182 spectrum which kind of it kind of hurts my
excitement about this which i don't like to admit because there's a time in my life where
blink-182 was hands down no questions asked asked, like my favorite band. And I thought they were the coolest dudes on earth.
Now I'm like, you know, I'm glad they're back. But if I go to their concert and half of it is
shit that was released after 2005, I'm going to be pretty upset about this. And that's what's
going to happen. We hypothesize that they will play a significant number of old hits or just
old songs because their songs are
like two and a half minutes long so like if they've got let's say they're gonna do 90 minutes
i don't i don't have faith they're gonna do at least three from dude ranch and they have to do
like at least four from so i'm taking the under on dude ranch so they they brought in a new lead
lead guy lead singer uh no they have two lead singers dylan i'm gonna mansplain blink 18 right
now the bassist mark hoppus is one of the singers he's always been there he's the what's my age
again singer you may know that one yep and he's he's been a mainstay he's been a mainstay tom
lead guitar uh is also a singer and songwriter has a lip but he's the one who left gotcha and
so his songs were covered by the dude from alkaline trio but now that tom is back it should be a pretty cool thing uh i
again i feel like i should be more excited about this i will be going to the show in austin texas
and they're releasing a new album too yeah and they're making a lot of cum jokes in order to
prepare us for this album i watched a little video video. People say a lot about Blink-182, but they're
not afraid of a cum joke.
No, they were ground floor immature humor.
Yeah. When they came out
with their album, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket,
it was good.
It's a good trick.
Like a jacket, but also like...
Yep.
They're not afraid. They'll go there.
Also bringing
new fave Turnstile on tour. Very. Yep. They're not afraid. Right. They'll go there. Also bringing a new fave turnstile on tour.
Very aggressive choice. Dave, I have bad news for you.
You're going to,
no one will be more neutered than turnstile at the Moody center in Austin,
Texas. Dude,
those guys are not built to play places where beers cost $19.
They need to be at places where beers are like pretty much being tossed out
of the crowd.
This actually is setting up to be their most tame show ever.
The last time they played Austin, I think they played Stubbs or they played Mohawk.
I can't remember which one.
Two venues where it can get a little aggressive.
Moody, I've not been to the new Moody Center.
I've heard great things.
Bless the Moody.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, that's all I know about it.
Bless the Moody. But I look forward to getting my ass kicked in the pit So Mike
I have another concern here
Is that our wives want to go with us to this show Dave
Are they going to be okay with us being like
Alright so we're going to go to the mosh pit
And sweat with a bunch of dudes our age
It's like where's Will
And Will's just getting crowd surfed
You're not going to mosh
Bitch
You aren't too old to mosh
No I'm not
You're going to get stomped
People say I'm too old to skateboardosh. No, I'm not. You're going to get stomped.
People say I'm too old to skateboard.
I've taken a rip every day this week.
I can take most Blink-182 fans.
Come skateboard.
Be real for a sec.
Are you going to hit the mosh pit if there is one?
I don't think that I will be sitting in... Admittedly, I think I'm going to get seats for this show
and not be in the GA.
I want to be standing.
I don't necessarily want to be pushing kids around and stuff, but I don't want to be seated.
I associate mosh pits with heavy metal, not funk.
I'm going to show you a clip from a turnstile show, and your mind will be blown.
It's like how dangerous the stage diving is.
But they borderline make it a thing.
They're a hardcore
band yeah they want people to be trying to hurt each other which is not not how i like
hard mosh pits they're like hardcore okay like the guys who just scream into the mic
there's some screaming but there's melody it's not as poppy as blink-182 they've not had the
mainstream success but they are blowing up on the uh lower circle what was the name of that death metal band that we used to um read the lyrics for on here cannibal corpse
i forgot about us reading their corpse lyrics those guys go we do that on spooky season we did
last time that was a spooky season randy they may have dropped a new album since we since we read
you did real or fake cannibal corpse lyrics if i'm not mistaken that's right oh yeah that was
that was a fun time i thought it was like the funniest thing i'd i'd ever done and like some people are
like i could have done without that which is fine not for everybody well it was pretty aggressive
it was if i recall the band is cannibal corpse yeah just deal with it oh yeah they're they're
hit i come blood jeez you don't know if it was a hit. If they didn't go platinum.
How do you know it didn't go platinum?
Don't read them all.
There's some really bad ones.
I'm not.
I'm just reading lyrics to the song I just mentioned.
Have any of those band members been canceled?
No, I think they're all like super environmentalists.
Like truly.
I never actually listened to Cannibal Corpse.
Good. I would hope not. Cannibal Corpse. Good.
I would hope not.
No, I mean, it's just a bit.
It's a bit, babe.
How do you feel about the other...
Randy, what was the name of that music festival?
When We Were Young?
When We Were Young Festival in the Las Vegas lineup.
Did you see this one, Dave?
I have not.
This is news to me
it is a lineup that is uh voluminous uh in terms of bands where i have uh you know
worn them out through high school oh green day blink 182 i never listened to 30 seconds to mars
uh but you've got the offspring good, Good Charlotte, Something Corporate,
Yellow Card,
Michelle Branch, famously,
Less Than Jake,
Time Out,
Lit, who has the worst agent of all time
per their placement on this poster.
Who's below?
You've got Newfound Glory,
The Ataris,
Goldfinger,
Phoenix TX.
I mean, this is one of the most loaded pop punk
lineups you could ever have maybe ever where is this vegas vegas baby what's the venue randy can
you hit us with a vegas baby please vegas baby there he is good it's good it's just like the
kid of bronco i am a guy from Instagram.
Hashtag Bronco for Randy. He's just like that viral guy.
I know.
That's crazy.
I mean.
I would go to this.
Can I say something about this show?
I don't want it to be a deterrent for you, but I want to put this out there.
This is a one-day show.
If I go, it's very sad.
No, it's one day only.
This is a one-day show.
If I go, it's very sad.
No, it's one day only.
So you're going to be absolutely ruined after two shows based on our age.
I feel like the majority of these bands, the bands that I want to see,
their best albums are like 48 minutes long.
So I feel like I can get in, get out, be tactical.
Yeah, that was always the beauty of going to... Was that Thrice?
Yeah, that was always the beauty of going to thrice yeah that
was always the beauty of um going to like warp tour is that you knew that the bands only had
so many songs and you knew that each of those songs was about 140 seconds and so you could
hear all the hits no matter what drank my first beer at warp tour i've never been. Shout out Guinness. Had a pint with the lads.
I got to say something about Guinness.
Dave left one at my crib the other night.
I drank it.
Did you tax it?
I got halfway through and I poured it out.
I don't know how y'all drink that stuff.
Time out.
Were you drinking it out of the can?
No.
I poured it into a glass and I let it settle.
Did you pour it correctly?
Because I've got many questions. How'd you pour it? I don't know if i poured it correctly you're supposed to do the full tip yeah you do the full tip um you do the full tip and then you put it very close to where
you're pouring and you raise it up with it i will admit that i did not do it exactly like that but
my standard pour into a glass is pretty firm but i didn't do straight up and down though he's a
firm it did it tasted flat it just tasted flat did you crack it hard enough that you actually got that nitro thing to burst in the
bottom it was you had to activate it it was cascading down the glass the whole the whole
bit it just just had nothing had it brought nothing to the table for me i'm not gonna sit
here and act like guinness is comparable out of a can versus draft. It's going to be better out of draft every single time.
Yeah. That's just
facts. I'll give it another shot.
It's my favorite beer. I'll drink it the right way.
I'll give it one more shot. Was this before
or after you drank Will's
24 ounce Vizzy Man
Can? Before. It was my
first beer after the break.
I had some beers during the game. Took a long
break. Hung out with Parks for a while.
Then that evening,
decided to get back in.
Did you get in on one?
Started with Guinness.
Didn't get in on one.
Just had a few beers.
Watched some football.
Slept in the pan outside.
Slept in the tent.
I don't want to ruin this weekend in fun,
but I think I'm going to be drinking
a lot of heavy beers this weekend.
Really?
Different.
Not Guinness, though. I love Guininness i don't like that you're sitting
here slandering it i want to like it i want it to earn my business it just hasn't yet
i accidentally bought a tall boy the extra stout the other day
not what i wanted you don't need not what i wanted you know what i do want though
that super speciosa you know some people are like super speciosa is that something
that dave came up with for a name for his coffee like no no it's not super speciosa is something
much different it's kratom baby it's an all-natural herb related to the coffee plant that has been
used in thailand for centuries so it is related it's a cousin of the bing bong okay yeah people use it
for a pre-workout which i haven't tried yet but i'm i'm anxious to give it a shot i think you
should i think it might be a little more natural and better for your body than the other stuff that
you've been trying right seriously i think you should i think this needs to be your new i think
you need to get on your kratom grind the The nuclear winter you mix with eight ounces of water.
That's a good name for a pre-workout.
Skull shatter.
Just cannibal corpse lyrics in your pre-workout.
If you're not familiar with Kratom, it helps energize your mind and relax your body,
and it just helps you feel good without feeling impaired.
Super Special only has one ingredient, pure Kratom leaf.
There are so many scenarios that you can take this for to help you.
You might need some extra courage to ask that special someone on a date.
All of us are taken, but I love the idea of you guys just going through cuffing season,
mashing that Super Speciosa button right in the thick of it.
You can even ask your boss for a raise because it gives you that little chill mindset.
Ask your boss for a Bronco.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you want a Ford Bronco, now's the time to take some super speciosa and ask your boss for
take it they go down to the dealership you walk out of there with a deal you can even run the
extra mile because as dylan said it is used as a pre-workout for beginners we recommend the capsules
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Fat Bear Week has come to a close, my friends, but not without some controversy.
Or as the British say, some controversy.
What's going on in the fat bear world?
Are you familiar with Fat bear week in general?
I just know that they stock up, they get fat for the winter.
Hibernate.
Then they go into hibernation.
No eating, no sleep.
Wait, what is it?
Yeah, anyway, they hibernate.
That's good.
So they got to get fat.
That's all I know.
So fat bear week is run by a national park.
would get fat that's all i know so fat bear week is run by a national park and it's a knockout style online competition that allows people to vote on which brown bears have gained the most weight
between summer and fall okay okay and you can watch a live stream of this they're just out here
just absolutely mobbing just catching salmon it's a it's a win or go home event dylan
a lot of people throw out the record books the winner gets to sit on the iron
throne look bears are sick i love bears man grizzlies and shit they're not sick they're
just getting fat because they're trying to sick like they're basically intermittent fasting
just for a long time someone just called that fasting intermittently well you never know they
might do it like every other day okay
well i don't think they do it's for long periods of time you don't know what every bear does
so trying to act like you do you think there are a few like a little group of bears that are just
against like hibernation like this i'm getting up i'm not staying in this cave yeah
i'm gonna go find some salmon yeah go to town early bear gets the fish maybe a fox or something do they eat
they probably a bear has eaten a fox i don't know a desperate bear surely they don't eat
just salmon surely they just sit in their pescetarian wailing on themselves
i don't know man that's tough
i can't sleep if you're gonna get fat you gotta eat something besides salmon that's a lean
you know he's just like they're eating a lot of salmon i got too much on my mind it's a lean meat
yeah but they're eating everything pescatarian really good really big on omega-3s
they also eat honey good for your heart heart health bears love honey they do love honey god
i don't know if that's true
they don't even wear pants when they eat it i know it's crazy they just sit there with jars of it
they pop bottom i think about that every time i'm poo bearing in the locker room at the gym
about winning the poo i just think like this is the most compromising position
like somebody walks by it's more embarrassing to have a shirt on and nothing else than just
being fully nude you're so right why is it like why did you put the shirt on first dude i don't know i panicked i
don't like it if like when i'm showering or if i'm at the sink after a shower and i'm doing stuff
and sally just opens the bathroom door i get like super skittish i'm like what the
why are you doing this like why i'm in the bathroom this is my peaceful place
and i think it's because of like those experiences in the locker room where like
you never know if your boy's just gonna roll up on you and like just towel whip your ass yeah and
i hope your wife starts towel whipping your ass but like she's like why do you hate it so much
when i just pop it and i'm like because i don't no one likes a bathroom pop in like knock on the
door and i'll invite you in should be a safe place bathroom because like it's kind of like when a dog's pooping like they're really exposed to the elements and I'll invite you in. It should be a safe place. Bathroom.
Because like, it's kind of like when a dog's pooping, like they're really exposed to the elements.
And so they just sit there and look at you like.
Do you not lock it?
What?
You don't lock the door?
So honestly, Dylan, that would solve all my problems.
But for some reason, the only lock in our place that does not work is the bathroom where
I shower.
I got to figure that out.
It would also help me a lot with fritz who
just absolutely loves rolling in when i'm sitting down doing my business yeah that's yeah i don't
know if i that's that definitely happens and you're like oh and you're like it's probably
fine i'm not the only person in the world this is happening to oh no kids love busting out of
their dads just doing their work but you're just just like, dude, can you just give me like, give me one, give me two minutes.
I was in there the other day just watching a soccer game vibing out.
Prince rolls it.
I've been accused of overextending my business to avoid having to like help with a wild child.
There's probably something there.
She's like, wow wow you're in there
for a while you hear a scream you might you might take a couple extra just to make sure you're done
yeah she's like were you just in there reading like an athletic article or something yeah
no no what else you're supposed to do stare at the wall it's like i could hear you uh streaming a show
like ah what who's this i watched bachelor in paradise last night why so bad a girl came in and no one's
ever had a faster appearance she came in got bullied and left within the hour even even aaron
was like what the hell just happened remember aaron which one was aaron i don't know so how
about this fat bear week i was gonna say we didn't talk about the actual controversy why did she get bullied
because apparently
this is
it all stems from Wells
Wells told a story
about her
before she got
to paradise
the girls
held on to this story
and then just
absolutely railroaded her
the second she got in
I knew he was a snitch
he was a snitch
major snitch vibes
from our boy Wells
why would he do
something like that
he's out here
stirring the pot because Jesse Palmer got that hosting job and he didn't.
Is he still doing the bar?
Yeah.
It's depressing.
You know what?
He's getting paid to like, he does like two minutes each episode of FaceTime.
Yeah.
But think about his wife, who's now the host of Love Island USA.
She's out here like-
Is she?
Yeah.
She's like-
Did not know that.
She's like, dude, Wells, come on, man.
Come over to Love Island with me.
Come to the villa. I did not know that. She's like, dude, Wells, come on, man. Come over to Love Island with me. Come to the villa.
I did not know that.
Get out of paradise.
That's interesting that he's still in the Bachelor universe
and she's living life.
It's PGA Tour versus Live Tour.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which one is which in this scenario?
It'd be unfair to say either of them were live
because I don't, you know, there's no controversy.
But I think you have to say love islands live because it's like it's nowhere on the scene it's a new one yeah i hear
you but it's gonna stick around the only thing is it's so much better than the back than the
bachelor of bachelorette it's a better product from what i've been told so much better it's
i used to think paradise was like the best product that the bachelor
franchise put out and i can't watch it it used to be i made it 30 minutes last night and i was
like what am i doing was blake there uh blake was not there but dude so this girl comes in
and the only guy that didn't have somebody was like oh man i can't like i don't know like
and everyone's like what why are you so conflicted about this and he was like well we kind of like we met at stagecoach and we made out
and it was just like of course you did they gotta stop of course you're in the bat if you're in
bachelor nation you listen to this podcast shout out cam ayala abc always be cam uh please don't
go to stagecoach nothing good will happen i know revolve is like telling you that they'll help you
out and stuff but like just don't go do that i'll probably make you wear a puppies and queso shirt or something do you see
that cam had his leg amputated i did i did we made fun of that guy for his leg situation back in the
day we did i feel bad about it yeah i'm sorry i didn't know i didn't know that's how serious
it could get me neither you definitely did yeah i did but to be fair to us we did make fun of his
situation before we had him on.
And we're like, oh, he's a really nice guy.
He's a really nice guy.
He is a nice guy.
We became friends with Cam.
Yeah.
But my gosh, that's a sad situation.
I know.
He played with a buddy of mine.
He looked to have a great attitude about it.
I was going to say, I hesitate to even feel bad for him because he ain't feeling bad for himself.
There it is.
He's very happy.
See me.
Damn.
Hey, let's talk about this Fat Bear controversy. i'm sorry i got us off the rails here okay so they number these bears and then you can go vote on them i have never voted in this so i
don't know how it totally works but it says 747 that must be a big bear you know what i mean oh
bear force one yeah oh that's good i saw somebody else oh never mind okay 747 was winning or was
leading in votes for the whole day.
And by quite a substantial amount, Kraft says.
Kraft is someone who's involved in this process.
And quote, when there were just a few hours left voting or a few hours of voting left,
we noticed that 435 Holly received over 9,000 votes in a very short period of time.
It was the speediest and most significant comeback the NPS has seen
in a fat bear face-off and it immediately drew suspicion. NPS partners and multimedia wildlife
organization Explore.org, Kraft explains, found the avalanche of new votes had been generated
via many fake email addresses coming from several IP addresses. Filtering out the votes from those
IPs confirmed that 747 had bested 435 who nonetheless to her
credit was 2019's fat bear week champion on further review none of the previous rounds
bore signs of suspicious activity and nps has now added a captcha to its system in order to create
a barrier to stop fraudulent voting wait is that the click every car that's at a stoplight thing? Yeah. You know why they have that?
To prevent phishing?
It's for self-driving cars.
Oh.
Every single time that we are doing one of those capture things, it's like, oh, click on a stoplight.
You're helping Google's self-driving technology.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's no way that's true.
Why? Because there are much better methods well i think they're
employing several different methods is that where did you see that on the internet what
everything's true on there i'm having a lot of trouble with a lot of don't you think it's weird
that you're always clicking on like why not why not why don't they have jungle photos and it's
like click on the lions they do like click every photo that has a motorcycle in it.
Yeah.
Or click everyone that has a fire hydrant.
A lot of them are very difficult to see.
Look, maybe there's something there.
There is something.
Okay.
I think we're burying the lead.
I think we're burying the lead.
If Bear69 ever wins, it's the internet, sir sir it will be over should we make like a championship
shirt for like the bear that won they don't have copyright on that shit right that bear winner
fuck that let's do it yeah the biggest gainer you're like the biggest loser which is a mean
name for a show by the way why don't we just have what if we did a logo where the bear is spiking a football into the ground that's awesome wearing a football helmet there you go fuck yeah everything
about that dave they're all these bears are winners to me it will always kill me that we
never got to see that logo get made i support all bears unless they're bears that attack humans
or children unless the humans deserve it what randy
when i was uh at the wedding you support bears hurting children wow randy
are children not humans there's tiny humans exactly that's their diet humans
when i was at the the wedding in italy i was people were talking about bear attacks and stuff
and i i told them if it's brown laid down it's black fight back and if it's white good night
and like people were like how did you know that and i'm like to be honest i think i just host a
podcast where we talk about bears too much that's how you found like yeah this isn't something i
learned and then i had to explain to them that that people in florida have to learn how to zigzag to run from alligators no that's elephants
gators too they've got tiny legs they don't have a lot of lateral movement they're not agile they're
quick boys but yeah you got to go side to side they're going to pretty much run right up the
seam they're not going to do any like slant routes yeah i like the sports they call me ariana grande
because i just go side to side when i'm running for my gator tails i feel like an elephant if
you zigzag it's not going to matter i mean it's an elephant i think it will you're not out running
an elephant that's why i know that's why you zigzag don't like i don't zigzag i could fucking
take it you don't run a straight line they'll run you down and stomp you out you zigzag like i don't run a straight line, they'll run you down and stomp you out. You zigzag like, I don't know. Where is this guy?
It's like Tyreek Hill out here.
Just quick.
Like the little Stark fucker.
The little Stark fucker.
What does that mean?
Battle of the bastards.
I kicked it off with a...
Cover your ears, Will.
I've been saying this.
Battle of the bastards.
Sick. You guys been watching this house of the dragons
show? it's good
a lot of incest
what are they doing?
they're fucking their family members
so you're gonna wait until this series
has concluded which could be years from now
I'm waiting until I'm done reading the books
is he ever gonna finish the book?
I like to.
I want to see the books.
Which book and which page are you on in said book?
Book six, page 69.
Wow.
Big fan of reading.
Yeah, I just think the books are better than the movies.
You haven't seen the show, first of all.
The last two books I've read have series.
I have now watched both of those series. It doesn't make sense. And I am the person now who thinks the books are've read have series. I have now watched both of those series.
It doesn't make sense.
And I am the person now who thinks the books are better than the series.
I'm scum.
I'm not happy with myself.
That's why I quit reading.
It's a waste of time.
Which series are you talking about?
Don't worry about it, dude.
If I told you, you would absolutely hate both of these.
I think the John Wick books were better than the movie.
I think the Gladiator book, based on the movie Gladiator, is better than the movie i think the the gladiator book based on
the movie gladiator is worse than the movie okay but i have read it uh by the way bay and i are
tearing through the crown right now really enjoying it hey man what if you just uh i don't know took
my recommendation years ago really enjoying oh good i'm glad you're enjoying it they do a really
they just did a really good job on that show.
Yeah.
The queen kind of spoiled her legacy with me when she decided to have her funeral on the day that I was supposed to leave London.
And it just threw a huge match in my plans.
You got to let that go.
She didn't have any control over that.
Yeah.
She didn't plan for that.
Some say she had been dead for months.
I have never seen a more perfect storm.
The only reason we flew through London, the only reason was to go see soccer games.
The only reason we flew through London,
the only reason was to go see soccer games.
I've never seen a more perfect storm than every soccer game getting canceled
because of her funeral and everything that went along with it.
That's such bull.
You're going to link with the blokes?
I'm going to start waving like this.
That's a drippy-ass wave.
That's how she waves.
Isn't that pageant wave?
That's a queen wave, man.
I don't know.
She's in her car just cruising through the streets,
and she's like,
it's fucking sick. So swag. Does the pope still ride in that popemobile
he no he rides in a golf cart with zach johnson the popemobile is kind of swagless in my opinion
kind of just looked like a fishbowl well yeah it's bulletproof bulletproof why don't they just
make him like a bulletproof like cloak or something that's or an invisible cloak visibility randy randy's all in on cloaks
yeah i was thinking about the pope dude i want to give a special shout out to the pope
why he's a big listener really yeah thanks for. Yeah, he asked if we could do a shout-out vid.
I told him maybe.
Hey, wait.
Didn't you try to go to the Vatican?
Yeah.
Couldn't get in.
Your trash ass got kicked out of the Vatican?
What were you doing?
You were wearing assless chaps or something?
No, I didn't have pants.
I had shorts on.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know you'd have pants.
It was like 88 degrees that day.
I was like, I'm going to step out in shorts as one would do.
And we get up there like, I can't come in.
Were you wearing like chubbies or something obnoxious?
I've never owned chubbies in my life.
Like, don't fucking lie.
Dude, chubbies are comfy.
Just had some regular ass shorts on.
There's nothing.
Like, is God looking down on you because he can see your kneecaps?
I don't know.
Did y'all know that was a rule?
No.
Yes.
No.
You did?
No.
Only because I'd been. Okay. I should have told you should have told you this is actually on me dunked on you so i went like
walking around like i tried to find a store where they sold pants you're looking for the pants store
yeah i was trying to find some like some cheap pants just get me through the next couple hours
i couldn't find a store you should please i just need pants you should have sagged your shorts
just low enough that you could see your shins could do capri pants suffice you got to cover ankle i didn't have capri pants dave i know but i mean
it would pair well with your fedora why do you have to dress a certain way to go see the fucking
vatican do you think dylan walked up and like like too sexual the guard saw dylan in his fedora and
just started laughing like dude you were you're not getting in here today sir i heard you showed
up in a pfg and chubbies and you were like i thought this was the fratican dude is it too is it like sexual like
too much skin show like i can't you know i'm too horny to be in here this guy's got his legs out
i heard the security guard said it was because of the shorts but it was actually because we
weren't a cox hat i had on my panama hat though i'm pretty sure that he was like you can't wear
pan like this guy is why not he's lacking drip why. You can't wear a Panama hat. Why not?
I don't know.
I don't like your drip.
Why not?
I was in Italy, dog.
I heard you had no flap on the back, so they didn't want you in there.
What the hell?
It was upsetting not to see the Sistine Chapel, though.
Did you see the other 15?
No.
It's annoying.
That Ninja Turtle, remember?
Where's the Vatican again?
Don't disrespect.
I didn't even go to Rome.
Vatican City is in Roma.
I didn't know that.
I do.
I did, from a famous Geography B video, I did get to go see Mount Vesuvius.
Wow.
Shout out Randy.
What about the Ganges River?
Didn't see that. I'm What about the Ganges River? Didn't see that.
I'm more about the Ganges River.
There you go.
Get that for me one time.
Then pass it to Dave when you're done.
Dave, get ready.
What are you doing down here, dog?
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You're holding the...
Oh, sorry.
I was playing the xylophone.
Fuck.
Dave just put it out.
He just swallowed it.
There's no hope.
That's rad as fuck.
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I can pretty much guarantee that in my carry-on will be a rowback hoodie.
And I will be putting that on when I get on the plane.
Because, you know, I'm out here just absolutely blasting the AC on myself on the plane.
I'll be putting on my official Texas game day rowback.
The Austin is what it's called.
On Saturday, as the horns always play well when I wear it.
Who do they got this weekend?
Iowa State.
Watch out, Matt.
Campbell's going to get mad on the sideline.
Should handle them pretty easily, I think.
You've thought that before,
but Iowa State usually plays Texas pretty close.
Apparently their offense stinks.
It does.
They are not good this year.
Good defense, though.
Doesn't matter.
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Dylan, what did you get into this weekend?
Man, I'm pretty
wide open this weekend, actually.
I have pretty much nothing on the books.
Parks, sadly, will be with his mother
all weekend for me.
He's going to ACL. I'm not.
I have nothing, man.
I'm going to watch football.
Who's he looking forward to seeing?
Can't step out with you guys because you won't be here.
He loves flume.
Yeah, he's going to flume.
Crowd surfing.
My flume.
Is what he says.
I don't know who he's excited to see.
Maybe Lil Nas X.
Tight.
That's all I got.
Yeah, I have absolutely nothing. I'm'm gonna drink some beers i'm sure i'll
make link up with uh the old high school crowd since you guys won't be here
oh yeah not that we would hang out anyway what are you talking about i literally hung out with
you on saturday like last weekend yeah i didn't stay in a little build yeah we'll we'll was there
for like 20 minutes it was pretty nice oh shut up I thought you were coming back
honestly I was gonna come back
and then
my ass hit the couch
and I was like
damn this feels good
yeah
and also
I figured something like that
the absolute blowout
that was on the television
was also not helping
my motivation to get back
I wanted to control that remote
so I could flip around
to different ball games
American football games
if you will
sure yeah you get it that's so I can flip around to different ball games, American football games, if you will. Sure, yeah.
You get it.
That's all I got, man.
Nothing.
Nothing.
At all.
Dave, how about you?
Well, yeah.
I'm doing ACL, a cool little golf tournament in East Texas.
I'm playing golf.
It works.
It works.
Ish.
Yes, I will be in East Texas or around the Tyler area I'm playing golf. A cool little... It works. It works. Ish. Kind of.
Yes, I will be in East Texas, around the Tyler area, playing a tournament with a lot of friends from my hometown that we do every October.
You're always 17.
That's right.
We'll see how my body responds.
Staying in a camper.
It's going to be fun.
I'm excited. I dig the vibe of your in a camper. It's going to be fun. I'm excited.
I dig the vibe of your trip a lot.
Maybe the guy who told his ghost story on Spooky Season yesterday will be a part of
it.
You guys going to make a little campfire?
What's the situation like?
We'll probably just pitch a tent.
That sounds fun.
I want to go camping or something.
We'll probably do that too.
That sounds cool. Yeah. yeah it's gonna be fun playing
a playing a practice round friday single round singles round uh saturday morning then we pair up
do a two-man scramble and then a four-man scramble sunday to close it out who's your
two-man scramble partner you draft them based upon handicaps and performance in the morning flight, the singles flight.
Wow.
It's official.
You guys are not playing around.
We're gin boys.
No, they're actually playing a few.
Anyway.
Yeah.
So I'll be doing that.
I'm excited.
I didn't realize.
Sunday, my wife, she was like um so do
you have anything you need to like order or go get for this trip for the golf thing i was like
i got a couple weeks she's like you know it's this weekend right and i was like no hey shout
out to your wife encouraging you to order stuff with golf balls because then she just didn't want
to hear me bitch about it she'll see me me just walking around the house. What kind of ball are you playing these days?
You still on that noodle grind?
I am going
to be playing
Bridgestones.
Ah, Tiger.
I used to play Bridgestone and then I switched over to Callaway
and I'm going to pivot back to Bridgestone
for this weekend.
Like it's going to make any difference.
It won't.
I'm on that Pro-V grind lately.
Is that right?
I'll play whatever I find in the woods, basically.
I don't care.
I have found that having a very clean,
unscuffed, nice ball
has given me some peace
when I stand over it.
Give me that peace, daddy.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Okay.
Sure, man. Other than that you know we'll be we'll be keeping an eye to the games on saturday
sports guy bluetooth speaker big moment because my son is kind of uh taking over my bts he's got
his hands on my my pocketbook my generational wealth. He gets it, dude. What's he spinning right now? He gets it.
Man, weirdly listened to some group love this morning.
I don't even know what that is.
Sounds dirty.
It's a young man's game.
But yeah, I'm going to be taking it with me is what I'm trying to say.
And if he freaks the fuck out, then I'm in trouble.
So don't.
Will?
Your boy is heading north.
It's about to be fall weather for your boy.
Hardcore style.
And I'm going to northern Michigan.
Going to be playing a little golf.
It's supposed to rain the entire time I'm there,
except for the day that we have tea time made.
So that tea time will go over real well
when I have a conversation with Sally about it.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Go see the rents.
That's going to be fun.
They can spend some much needed time with Fritzman.
Get to be the first to break out the shacket.
I got some big news.
I will be eating all you can eat fried chicken
and fried perch this weekend
oh yeah very excited about that uh and outside of that i'm just gonna be drinking heavy fall
beers and checking out the colors sounds like we're hitting peak season up there so it should
be a good time uh sally has never seen the fall colors up in northern michigan
so yeah not too much going on i'll be back on uh monday evening so there's gonna be a
fill-in for me on monday's episode should be good news for a lot of people out there
i'm jealous i mean i'm gonna have fun this weekend but your your climate
is a situation i'm worried it's gonna be a little too chilly i wish it was gonna be like 58 and
sunny yeah that would be ideal yeah yeah we out here. I've got something for Monday
I want to tease. We will talk about this.
Authorities are
investigating how a man inside a Georgia
max security prison stole $11 million
from a billionaire movie mogul using
burner phones and allegedly arranged
for a private plane to transport the funds
to Atlanta where it was used to buy a
$4.4 million house.
Gonna have to dig into that one Monday.
That's a tease.
That guy's on some Web 3 shit, man.
How do you pull that off?
Tune in Monday to find out.
I just don't even know what Web 3 is.
Yeah, you're on your Web 2 bullshit.
I'm on my web Simpson grind.
No, it's not.
Swagless.
Okay.
On the US Open.
Yeah.
The best thing about him winning the US Open
was that bird man popping in during the ceremony.
Hoo-hoo!
Hoo-hoo!
That guy was tight.
He said, have fun in the jail cell, buddy.
That was his response. He showed him. You got him. jail cell buddy that's what that was his response he
showed him you got him got his ass damn that was webb simpson yeah that's a long time ago yeah
olympic club that was called sure dude we got any golfs out there i'd love to go play
golf guy hoping to hit san francisco next summer
okay brett hey no one's no one's mentioned it but speaking of that uh brett i
walked in and i saw he had a quarter zip on a pullover that i'd never seen and i was like man
it's definitely not quarter zip weather today it's actually a warmer morning there's a pebble beach
one he just couldn't wait beach made out of pebbles. He could not wait. I was about to say, is it okay to wear that considering you hadn't played it?
But I think it is.
I would do the same thing.
I would have jumped the – yeah, I almost jumped the gun on that.
But I think it's fair play.
You're allowed to do pebble.
Yeah.
Pebble's one where you're allowed to.
Yeah.
Agree.
All right.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Bye.
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