Circling Back - Instagram Following Tab & Fall Drink Rankings
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all right we're back circling back podcast live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas
my name is will to freeze to my right dave ruff take two of today's Circling Back podcast is brought to you by Big Watt.
Big Watt cold press coffee.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They're paying me.
No.
What?
Yeah, I inked a deal.
You probably should have disclosed that.
It's a circuit bender.
It's a cold press coffee.
It's just delicious coffee, and it's actually okay.
Okay.
So if I suck, it's this fault.
Coffee's fault. I don't feel great. I'll take the blame. I'm going to's this fault. Coffee's fault.
I don't feel great.
I'll take the blame.
I'm going to take the blame for what happened earlier.
I drank it too fast.
I don't think anybody's to blame here, man.
So we recorded this morning.
We had an hour and 25 minute podcast that we did when we went to go upload it.
Was it that long?
Yeah, it was long.
It was a long boy.
The memory card had the file on it, but the file was compromised.
Fingers crossed it doesn't happen again.
Can I be a silver lining guy?
I'm always a half, you know, glasses half full kind of guy.
Yeah, totally.
Whenever I need someone to look on the bright side, I go to you.
I want to be in a foxhole with you.
Everyone knows that about me.
This is going to be a better Epi.
I am 1,000% confident in what I just said.
I agree with you.
Well, you're starting it off better.
Well.
I like the bag of nothing you brought to the first one.
It was a very poor performance by me.
I don't, as you can probably tell by my voice, I don't feel well.
But I just had a wonderful experience at the drugstore down the street.
The nice women in there really took care of me.
They got me hooked up with some good drugs.
Did they talk you through what you needed?
It's like they wanted me to get better.
You're probably the fifth person they'd seen that hour
just for allergy meds.
Well, the way they treated me, Dave,
is like I'm the only one who ever goes in there.
And that's what I want.
A little neighborhood drugstore.
It was fantastic.
Was it a CVS or a Walgreens?
It was the Lamar Plaza Drugstore.
Oh, you partake in local.
That's what I just said.
Neighborhood drugstore, man.
Come on.
Yeah, but it's a movement.
They could have been more.
They would walk me up and down the aisles.
It was great.
Did Sally tell us the story of what she did at Walgreens on the mail-in?
I don't think so. So we live down what she did at Walgreens on the mail-in? I don't think so.
So we live down the street from a Walgreens.
Sally called to get her prescription filled.
We were going to go out to dinner near where the Walgreens was.
She calls it in.
She sits on hold for 25 minutes in our apartment.
We go to dinner.
And to be clear, we had a pretty fast dinner.
So we go to dinner.
It's at Ramen Tatsuya there's no one
there we get in we get out uh she's on the phone still all through dinner she's like i've already
gone this far i can't get off the phone now she's on the phone for an hour so finally we're like
fuck it let's just go to walgreens she waits in line with like on the phone sitting there and she
gets up and she asked the girl she's like do you guys not answer your phone
like i've been on hold for an hour and she was like oh we're just really busy right now and i
was standing there i was like oh i'm gonna lose my mind on this like you should like an hour yeah
how do you do that what was she calling for for to refill a prescription they don't have the
automated uh i don't know dude my pharmacy which is the heb one
they just have you just punching the number always go cvs over walgreens i've always said that i've
always been a walgreens guy just because that's what i was raised on like that's what we had
cvs is better i just i was astounded by how terrible they were well i could endorse the uh
lamar plaza drugstore more just i might have to make a switch. It's incredible. I might have to make a switch.
Yeah.
Hey, we got a major announcement.
Oh, shit.
You guys ready for that?
Did y'all see the shirt I'm wearing?
Yeah.
Dylan's getting his shirt off right now.
Is that the announcement?
Yeah.
Embroidered logo, circling bag shirts, long sleeve.
Long sleeve.
Have hit the store.
Heather Gray.
People have been waiting for long sleeves because it's fall now
and it's finally cold enough
in Texas to like wear
a long sleeve outside
and not want to die
you know we had to hit him
with that embroidery
yeah
had to Dave
yeah
so Dylan's just over here
stunting
we took some photos of it
to pull back the curtain
Dylan had hard nips
in the first round of photos
so we had to go round two
as I usually do
I mean dude you were popping
I'm a hard nip boy
can't help it
but I think the picture turned out okay yeah yeah go to the store As I usually do. I mean, dude, you were popping. I'm a hard-knit boy. Can't help it.
But I think the picture turned out okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go to the store.
Washmedia.com slash shop.
Make it happen.
It's not that hard.
This thing's nice, man.
I have a question for you guys.
Okay.
Because we had to take a break and, you know, refresh,
what did you guys have for lunch?
Went to Central Market.
It's where I obtained this new cold brew.
And I got a salad.
Power salad.
Dude, you make the most power salads that go... It was a $12 salad.
Your salads always manage to cost more than mine
whenever we went there together.
Yeah.
I had to load up on the sweet potato
and that really weighs it down.
So they,
they,
it's not like a one price fits all.
It's like they weigh your shit.
And,
uh,
mine,
I always go beats sweet potato on top of like the mixed greens.
I throw in some bell pepper.
Uh,
pepper is a good one.
It's a,
it's a light one.
Very light,
but I feel like you get a lot of bang for your buck.
I went,
I went four eggs.
Dude,
that's bad boy shit. Four eggs. Yeah. That's, but I feel like you get a lot of bang for your buck. Onion. I went four eggs. Dude, that's bad boy shit.
Dude, four eggs?
Yeah.
That's where you got screwed.
Dude, someone's lifting today.
Yeah, someone is.
And it's this guy.
Hondo P lifting.
Yeah, that's the plan.
It's this guy.
But they didn't have watermelon, which kind of owe me.
I always like to have a little sweet.
Oh, you're trying to make the.
Are you making a chub salad?
Chub salad.
Yeah, the Nick Chub Salad.
I should call you that.
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Well, I had not one,
not two,
but three breakfast tacos from Taco Express.
That's not,
so Dave's the one
just eating eggs now.
How did you not pile on Dave
for that
when we piled on you
for your egg dinner
and your cubed meat?
Because his,
his meal actually sounded pretty.
I didn't come in a lunchable.
Yeah,
his meal sounded pretty dope.
What's weird is that
had you chopped everything up
in your thing
and put it on top of, like, greens,
then we probably wouldn't have been making fun of you.
You could have been like, I had a power pro to a salad.
Those are actually dope ingredients for a salad.
But instead, you're just eating hard-boiled eggs whole.
I could see you being the guy who buys the mixed greens,
like, just a little bag,
and it's been sitting in your fridge for, like, six months.
Dude, that's everybody.
I buy the bag.
I do the baby spinach, and I eat a lot of spinach
because they're in my smoothies every day.
Do you really?
Yeah.
A lot of beautiful baby spinach out there.
Couldn't tell.
What does that mean?
Folic acid looks lacking.
Do you have trash folic acid?
No, my folic acid is dope right now.
You should have your numbers looked at.
I think my numbers are just right where they need to be, actually.
But thank you, dickhead. Do you guys want to know what i have for lunch not really i had i
had a lame lunch you had leftover like salmon no no i ate all my salmon last night did you really
yeah did you know i had salmon last night i just was like what would will last night i had salmon
sweet potatoes and uh some some other roasted vegetables i don't know they weren't that good uh no i had a
i had a snack pack you went pudding dylan style yeah i went dylan style no at central market they
have the snack packs and so that's what i had they're a dollar off right now and so last night
when i was buying dinner i was like you know what i'm gonna get a snack pack for lunch tomorrow
you get four little pita things,
chicken salad, and so you put the chicken salad on the pita.
And then you get a bunch of assorted fruit,
which is strawberry,
raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries.
And then you get pasta salad, which is
pasta, mozzarella, and tomato.
That's much cooler than my adult
lunchable. When you said snack pack, I was thinking
like Billy Madison snack pack. Where's my snack pack, I was thinking like Billy Madison snack pack.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's my snack pack?
I thought I was his snack pack.
I was never a huge fan of that.
Love quoting movies.
It's the highest form of comedy.
Oh, man.
Well, I just realized I had to plug something in,
and I realized that I don't have a USB port on this new LaPi of mine.
I thought we weren't recording again.
No, no.
No, we were recording the first time, just to be clear.
Just to be clear.
Man, fingers crossed it works.
Man, I hope we're not getting, like, a data breach
or, like, someone's hacking our mainframe.
Who would be the number one suspect
if we were to get breached?
Well,
what did we do yesterday?
Spooky season?
What did we talk about?
UFOs.
Oh, shit.
So the government,
they don't want us talking about that shit anymore.
Well,
yeah.
That's exactly what I'm suggesting, yeah.
Wow.
Makes you think.
It could have been because we talked about
Peter and his head slashslash-face injury
from The Bachelor and Chris Harrison somehow infiltrated.
Since he's clearly on PR patrol right now.
I could see him being a CIA asset, Chris Harrison.
Wow.
Uh-huh.
The guy loves barbecue.
Uh-huh.
Are we just going to do the Peter seg again?
No.
He fucked his face up.
And it's probably a cover-up.
What segments did we do on the last episode?
That's what we were off the top with.
Let's do a one-minute rapid-fire breakdown.
Peter, here's what you missed.
Everyone rapid-fire their take.
Peter.
Definitely something being covered up.
No one has glassware on a golf course.
Bar fight with Chris.
He and Chris Harrison got in a bar fight with someone
and a bottle was smashed over his head.
Potentially someone suggested maybe big game Brett
that it was Tyler C.
I can't remember.
Chris Harrison called down Tyler C
to come beat the piss out of Peter.
And it happened.
It did.
It would not be a fair fight.
Peter said he played golf,
but in reality he wasn't that good at golf. So Chris Harrison. It would not be a fair fight. Like Peter said he played golf but in reality like he wasn't that good
at golf so Chris Harrison was like you're out
dude. Your handicap
is in the 20s? Like I'm
sorry. Well. So we ordered a hit on him.
We know that doesn't stop him
because he did have Colton as a bachelor.
And we saw Colton. Truly terrible
golf. Pretty sure we shamed him. That's actually
why because he didn't want
another shitty golfer. Yeah. else we talked about oh yeah i talked about dog walking
there was a woman walking like nine dogs professional dog walker and i was just
i'm astounded by how yeah good they are at that i blew my nose about seven times off mic but that
was good that was good so yeah y'all got you guys missed that unfortunately dave you also talked about uh when bands at concerts put the mic to the crowd dude yeah
that's a good one um you can get into if you want no it's just kind of annoys me when i'm at a show
of a band i really like and during some of their better songs they let the they let the crowd sing
the chorus.
What's the deal?
Yeah.
You know, because they're the professional.
They wrote and they're singing the song.
They should probably sing it.
It's like the song we came to hear. Not Jalek and Tanner in the front row.
How about you sing it, Third Eye Blind Guy?
Jalek?
Yeah, Jalek.
I was thinking like of one of those cool new names.
Okay.
Those little asshole kids?
Yeah, just some little bitch wearing like a throwback Stockton jersey.
Wearing Nike crew socks and New Balances on the front row.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
They haven't discovered this podcast yet, so they're not wearing like stance yet.
Right.
You know what it is.
Other than that,
I think that
talked about local honey.
Oh yeah.
Local honey is a farce.
If you're trying to combat
your allergies
with local honey,
like stop.
It does nothing.
Yeah.
Except for make you diabetic.
Get some Zyrtec
or whatever Dylan just bought.
What did you get?
Man.
I spent a lot
of money.
Oh my God. You did it, dude.
You're well off.
Well, that's not what I'm saying.
Well, Claritin D was one of them,
but I also got this natural supplement called D-Hist.
You guys heard about this?
Why are you laughing?
No one else is laughing right now, Dylan.
I think it's a pseudophedrine kicking in.
But it's called D-HIS
and it's just a natural,
like I said,
a natural supplement
that's supposed to
kickstart my immune system
when it comes to allergens.
And she's,
I'm supposed to like,
what's she call it?
You have no clue
what you're talking about.
Like super dose it,
like super dose it
for the first like
three or four days
or something?
It was a loading phase.
A load it.
Yeah, I'm loading.
Anyway.
You're loading your D hits?
I was like, hey, I took a Zyrtec this morning.
Can I still take this Claritin D?
She went and talked to the pharmacist, and I got the green light.
So I got that Sudafedra running through me.
Dave, give me Nux on that.
Man.
Come on.
Dude, what's up with when they ask you like when like they ask you to like wait around
so that the pharmacist
can talk to you
and he's like,
then you wait like five minutes
and then he walks over
and he goes,
have you ever taken this before?
And you're like,
yeah, he's like,
all right, cool.
Then they send you on your way.
I'm like,
why did I just wait here?
I think that's just like
a legal thing.
Like a regular,
it's a regulatory thing.
Yeah.
Because it always confuses me.
Like you need to have
some kind of exchange with him
and then like,
okay, get out of here.
Like, yeah, dog. Stupid. Take the shit all the time i need to look
into this dehist i'm interested do you know what the ingredient is is it some kind of herbal
um i didn't really look it has a lot of vitamin c in it for one but it's all natural um i like i
said i can't i can't say anything better about the place down the street. It's fantastic.
And you told me earlier it's a suppository.
I did not tell you that.
It's an oral pill that you take.
Yeah.
Okay.
Orally.
Someone made a good point in the comments.
I don't know if this was on Reddit or on whatever.
The fact that when asked how much money it would take for Dylan to ingest a scotch pot through his butt.
$50.
You immediately said $50,
which like none of us...
Yeah, I'm sure it was, dude.
We do jokes on this podcast.
Some of us do.
You're usually pretty serious.
It's under the comedy section.
Yeah, which is a joke, man.
$50, get out of here.
It's going to be at least like $60 or $70.
A pot of Glen 16 costs like 20 bucks probably.
Oh, get out of here.
It's like half a shot, dog.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm thinking of the Pappy Van Winkle pods I've been putting in my butt lately.
Oh, yeah.
Those are expensive.
I've been putting Cutty Sark in my butt.
Yeah.
I helped you with those too, remember?
But Cutty Sark, because they're like on the lower end.
They don't use the seaweed. They just use plastic yeah i held it while you inserted yeah
once in butt do not biodegrade that's why you have to do it through your butt if you do it
through your mouth it'll get it'll cause a blockage so you do it through your butt so
it just automatically comes out again oh we talked about how dylan brushes his teeth uh
with no pants no underwear on but just a t-shirt at the gym with an electric toothbrush.
There you go.
While eating local honey.
That brought us into...
Dave and Dylan tried to tell me
that the water pressure at Lifetime is good
and it's absolutely trash.
You got a bad shower.
I've never had an issue.
Left-hand side, shower two on the left is...
I've only been once.
It was absolutely trash.
You should have switched showers,
man.
I didn't want to,
dude.
No,
I switched showers before when the,
like the soaps running low,
like switch it up.
Anyway,
that's not really that.
I think that's good.
I think everything else we're going to cover right now.
Let's do this weekend and fun.
All right.
Yeah.
Should we just get out of here?
Let's describe our This Weekend in Fun segment.
No, we have to wait for that.
This is a topic we didn't talk about.
Instagram shocked the world by not only implementing dark mode.
Y'all got Instagram?
Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the grunt.
I'll be on the grunt, dude.
So they took away the following tab.
No one knows what that is.
We should probably tweet it or something.
They took away the following tab.
Yeah, so you can't creep on your friends in their activity on the grunt.
That's too bad.
Do you guys ever go to that tab?
Yes.
I like to see the kind of bullshit you're liking.
I like,
yeah,
I like,
I have found like new accounts to follow through that,
which is cool.
Like,
well,
mostly,
definitely not grape juice boys.
I'll tell you that.
I have not even touched that tab in three years.
Really?
True story.
I really,
I don't creep that tab.
I used to,
when I had a small to when Instagram was smaller,
when Twitter and Facebook were still bigger than Instagram,
which they might be technically,
but Instagram's the outlet, right?
If someone asked where you could stunt the harness,
you'd say Instagram over there.
I'd say the grah.
I'd say the grah. The grah?
At DC Rough on Instagram.
It's just too much now. People are liking stuff every second. I can't keep up with that. That's The Gra. The Gra. At DC Rough on Instagram. It's just too much now.
Like, people are liking stuff every second.
I can't keep up with that.
That's a dangerous game to play.
Yeah, I think it's mainly people who use it the most
are, like, the ones who are, like, spying on their exes, perhaps.
Like, just got out of a relationship.
Or check out, like, what their crush is liking
if he's into, like, other girls or something.
Stuff like that, you know?
Just to check on your love interests
or former love interest activity
and see what's going on
so you can get your heart crushed by them.
So a good friend of the pod, KJ,
at KJ Ellis on Instagram.
Ellis is spelled with ones as the L's instead of L's.
Adam on the ground.
Adam on the ground. Is that the same Twitter as his Twitter? instead of L's. Adam on the ground.
Adam on the ground.
Is that the same Twitter as his Twitter?
I don't know.
Adam on Twitter too.
So on Twitter, he said,
Instagram getting rid of the following tab is the greatest achievement in modern day technology.
New line.
I'm about to get absolutely messy with the like button.
Yeah.
So all the guys who have girlfriends are avoiding, you know avoiding liking Emrata pics, for example.
They can now freely double tap away
without getting shit for it.
So someone clarified
with him. They said, it's a user hostile
move to encourage more interactions that they
can use as data points. I found
new accounts to follow and people I know on the activity
feed, which Facebook doesn't care about, they want people
to tell all the things they like with less restraint um and then he
responded this is all great info but i'm too busy shamelessly giving devin brugman's ig post the
likes that she deserved from the beginning he crushed that dude he's crushing this scenario
and i was just laughing because i was like i thought i don't follow that many instagram models and the ones that i do follow are like devin brugman tasha oakley and like the
girls from that little realm because they go to dope locations and show everything they do so like
they'll be in italy just showing off dope vacation spots and stuff like that i forgot about devin
brugman and so i follow them because they actually have like a lifestyle aspect in addition to being good looking.
But I'll never like any of their photos.
Even if they do a shot of like a baller hotel, I'm hesitant to like it because I don't want people being like, oh, Will's out here just mashing the like button on these models' photos.
Yeah.
You can definitely.
You have to go to that account now and then like scroll through the likes to see.
You can still see who's following this person, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If they got rid of that, that would be an issue.
I love seeing who's following these models and stuff.
This is like when Snapchat got rid of the top friends thing.
That seemed like a good idea.
Yeah.
That was fucking people over.
It seemed to be problematic.
When they got rid of that,
that functionality of the top friends valued recent people
so if you had like a recent back and forth with somebody that lasted like
10 messages it would shoot them to the top oh really so if you posted a story and some girl
that you like hardly know was like oh my god i I was just there last week. Oh cool, what'd you
get? You should get this. If you have 10 exchanges
with said girl,
it could be problematic
for you if you
are committed
to somebody else.
Yeah, I agree. But still, at the same time, you should
be able to have an exchange and not have
to worry about your girlfriend.
It's the optics. you know how women be i saw a snapchat commercial the other night and it kind of
that's sad it kind of made me feel weird i don't know how to feel i was like
i don't i've never seen an instagram commercial instagram never seen one instagram snapchat i
don't think they're what's their stock looking looking like? I don't know. Remember they made the ghost thicker, like recently?
Yeah.
It's a thick-ass ghost, man.
Someone also told KJ, let's test this out.
Go like something.
And he responded, I'm like 40 deep.
One time, our former tech guy at Grandex showed us how to look at somebody's Snap without
it showing that you opened it.
What? Yeah. I don't know if they fixed the glitch it showing that you opened it. What?
Yeah.
I don't know if they fixed the glitch,
but you can do it.
And here's how you do it.
That's a hack.
I would use this if I had Snapchat on my phone.
Here's how you do it.
So if someone sends you a snap,
you know how you tap it once to load it
and then tap it again to open it?
This is where you guys say yes.
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
You tap it to load then you go airplane
mode uh then you can open it right and then you close smart then you close the app before you turn
the airplane mode back on and it'll be as if you never even looked at so what purpose does this
serve creeping if you're like i mean that's something I could see you doing to an
not you, but anybody in general, to an ex.
Yeah.
Yeah.
An ex-lover.
Yeah. Dylan.
Brett, what? Brett looks
intrigued by this. I'm not sure I understand it.
So if you receive a snap,
you can see it.
Without it showing that you opened it.
Yeah.
So, is it going to be a spiteful thing?
No, no, no.
This would be more for stories, though, right?
That does make sense.
Because if they're sending it to you, they want you to see it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
So, you can see it twice.
It's just like leaving someone's left unread.
It's like the opposite of that, basically.
It's like, I don't want to even. It's like the opposite of that, basically.
I don't want to even acknowledge that you sent me a picture,
but I'm still going to look at it.
Because you've gone airplane mode and cut off the exchange of information between Snapchat and that,
you could probably screenshot stuff, too.
Yes, I think that was the point of it.
Now that you mentioned that, that's the point.
Screenshot it, keep it forever, and they're none the wiser.
That makes a lot more sense.
Yeah.
Yeah, the way that Dylan described it initially, that was terrible.
Come on.
I told you about the trick, though.
You're lucky I have a big brain.
Now you can go pervert on Snapchat.
That's too much work.
Instagram was down recently, so I was like,
I'm going to download Snapchat and see what people have posted
on their stories on there.
I have hundreds of people.
Four people had posted something that day.
Notice that people on Snapchat
still do a lot of concert snaps, stories.
That's where people put their lowest form of content,
on Snapchat.
Snapchat's garbage.
I got rid of it.
Brett, you're on Snap, right?
I am, yeah.
What's your app?
I don't even know.
Cool. I'm at dcarderuff on Twitter and Snap, at dcruff, as previously mentioned, on Instagram. Brett you're on Snap right? I am yeah what's your at? I don't even know cool
I'm at dcarterruff
on Twitter and Snap
at dcruff
as previously mentioned
on Instagram
isn't it big game Brett
on there?
should we add some context
to the
should we add some context
to the Instagram thing
that we can say
yeah the only issue is that
I can't play the clip
from my computer
give me the thing
so if Dave would like to play it
that would be
y'all need to
give me a few minutes
I've got a loading phase here.
Hey, while you load,
BeMerryman12.
What was your aim screen name?
My first one ever was BeChewy090.
Why Chewy?
Chewy was my nickname in like 4th, 5th, 6th grade baseball.
I have no idea why.
It's one of those things.
I heard you got hit by a pitch
and you fell on the ground
and started just
howling like
how Chewbacca
well I bet a third
I hit fucking bombs
yeah I'm sure
you didn't hit bombs dog
I heard you
as you were howling away
about your knee hurting
you just sounded like Chewbacca
that's not what he sounds like
Dylan where would one find this
our boy Shitto tweeted it, tweeted the video.
Dude, I tagged you in a Shitto tweet that was relevant to the last pod
that no one's ever going to hear.
I know.
And now people aren't going to really get it.
But whatever.
Sorry.
It's just a tag, though.
I know, but it makes sense.
All right, I'll find it.
Okay.
I think I'm going to start being the dude that thanks people for following them.
Or Dave, you can just go to the...
Oh, you don't have your text on your iPad or your laptop, do you?
Y'all just want me to play this shit?
Yeah.
You find it?
Yeah, I found it.
Just...
No, you can have it.
This is a little white kid.
He's probably, I don't know, 12.
Yeah, now I'm 25, man.
Y'all know what's going on.
Go get some triple.
You know what I'm saying? Paul hate you by the end of it. I feel bad for whoever you are around most this weekend
because you're going to say that so many times
that they're going to hate you.
They're going to hate you by the end of it.
Underrated part of this whole deal,
his shirt.
N-A-W-F side.
Knopf side.
Is that a thing?
Is that a brand?
It's a pla-
Is he wearing Balmain?
Is that how you say it?
Balmain? Isn't it like a really expensive brand? Is that? brand? Well, it's a pla- Is he wearing Balmain? Is that how you say it? Balmain?
Isn't it like a really expensive brand?
Is that?
I don't know what that is.
He was wearing it, and he was showing it off.
Is that Belmont?
You're looking at me, but I'm probably the wrong guy.
I don't know.
I should know this.
This is actually right up my alley.
This should have been a fastball right down the middle from me.
All I wear is Dada, Lugs, Timbs.
Dada.
I'm old school. So growing up i just bought beanie
seagull all day right when fubu dropped my dad started like he he bought this jacket because
it's made by tommy hillfiger weren't they in cahoots no idea with who fubu and tommy hillfiger
i don't remember a collab i think they were part of the same parent company.
That could be possible.
My dad bought this jacket.
It was bright yellow.
And it's just a winter jacket.
So it's this giant bright yellow,
like fluorescent jacket.
And I was like,
dad,
that's like,
that's FUBU.
Like you're,
you're too old to be wearing this.
You can't wear it.
He wore it for like three years.
Was it FUBU?
It was like, I don't wear it. He wore it for like three years. Was it FUBU? It was like,
I don't even know.
It had like,
it had like generic branding on it.
And so you couldn't really tell it was like,
it was a hundred percent FUBU.
It wasn't Dada.
No,
it wasn't Dada.
Me and Ross were talking about Dada on the golf cart yesterday.
Oh,
it's fun to have fun.
There were kids that always wore those, like those brands in our school, about Dada in the golf cart yesterday. It's fun to have fun. There were kids that always wore those brands in our school.
Like Dada.
Triple Five Soul.
Those brands were affordable.
Now it's all like Supreme and shit no one can afford.
Yeah.
Triple Five Soul had dope sweatpants.
They were affordable.
Didn't you wear juicy sweatpants?
It said juicy on the back?
Yeah.
They were velour.
Oh, yeah.
Another thing we talked about was sweatpant and Viagra party.
Oh, yeah.
Tuesday night at Dylan's apartment complex.
Don't make this about me again.
God.
I never do that.
How did we get here?
Oh, the video of that kid.
I just Googled Tommy Hilfiger and FUBU.
And the first headline that came up is,
Digging Deeper, the racism scandal that rocked Tommy Hilfiger.
I did the exact same thing, and I'm bookmarking that because I remember the scandal.
I remember it, too.
What was it?
He's a racist or something
the rumor was this is when i was no joke like fourth or fifth allegedly the rumor was that he
said because it was becoming like a tommy hill figure was a brand that was i don't remember what
they used to be or whatever he didn't intend for it to be like for black people basically is what
he straight up said i don't want black people wearing my
clothes that was the rumor yeah it was going around our school so to retaliate like all my
friends they all were buying tommy hill figure clothes like and it was just kind of like fuck
you what are you gonna do about it yeah i think it was a rumor i don't know i kind of wish i knew
i'm gonna dig deeper though at some point
in fact you know what i'll just pull it open for some reason i thought that they were under the
same parent company maybe they weren't maybe my dad just had a jacket that like tommy hill figure
ripped off or something oprah asked hill figure oh okay don't say hill figure i didn't yeah you
did he did he'll figure there you go You were saying it right the entire time.
I always hated it when people said, he'll figure.
He said, okay, this is the alleged quote.
If I had known that African Americans, Hispanics, and Asians would buy my clothes,
I would not have made them so nice.
And I wish those people would not buy my clothes.
They were made for upper-class whites.
There's no way he actually said that.
That's too, like.
How is that stupid?
It's just not good for biz.
Yeah, that's...
There's no way.
I mean, I think there is a way.
I think he said this.
No, he said this.
I'm sorry.
I almost want to stop the podcast so we can...
I mean, seriously, this is kind of a big deal.
I think he said it on Oprah.
But it was a long time ago.
He said it on Oprah and she asked him to leave the show, it said.
I think it's not super relevant anymore.
It's false, per Snopes.com.
Oh, I trust Snopes more than I trust anything.
Dude, Snopes gets to the bottom of everything.
That is such like a quote you would make up
if you were trying to like just smear somebody.
Like,
it's so specific.
Like a competing brand
made it up.
Well,
the site that we were just
reading this from,
were you on High Snobiety
or whatever it's called?
It's probably like an onion
for streetwear.
No, no, no.
It's just a streetwear.
It kind of like,
okay.
I didn't get to read all of it
and that was just like
the quote,
the rumored quote.
But yeah, this is funny and it's funny that like in his you know his offensive quote he goes he goes to the lengths
of calling them african-americans like it's like it's like very like pc and he's like don't want
you wearing my tommy hillfiger clothes what are you doing tomm? Oh, okay. Dylan.
Off mic, nose blow Dylan.
Coming in hot.
Let it rip, Dylan.
Are you going to work?
Wait.
Show the people what you can do.
Jeez.
The snot on this guy.
It's amazing.
Stop.
You get so upset. I did own a lot of Tommymmy though back in the day i did too i never had
tommy i didn't know the political connotations when i was wearing that stuff but i definitely
wore a lot of tommy i mentioned on scaries this week my favorite sweatshirt was a hunter green
tommy hillfiger sweatshirt that just had the logo on it it was tight i wore it all the time i feel
like if that would have if there would have been any inkling in that,
that was true,
um,
he would be canceled in modern society.
Like maybe where the podcast had digged it up again.
We're like the,
uh,
who exposed Bill Cosby?
I don't know.
Actually,
I got a photo with him at a South by and he puts his hand over my,
Oh,
Hannibal,
Hannibal Burris.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're like the Hannibal Burris of this whole scandal.
Shout out to Hannibal Burris.
He was nice guy.
Didn't really want to take a picture with me,
but a shout out to him at DC rough.
I actually liked that picture.
I thought that looked,
I thought that looked,
it was,
it's better than just me and him.
Like it's a much better picture without his face in it because it's funny.
Like it was my face. He covers up. Oh yeah. See, that's a much better picture without his face in it because it's funny. No, it's my face he covers up.
Oh.
Yeah.
See, that's a great picture.
Comedians.
You posted it on the ground?
Yeah.
Might double tap it from at D Shivery.
You probably did.
This is like four years ago.
On the ground.
Yeah.
One time I was talking to a girl and she didn't respond to a text message that i
kind of wanted an answer to and i saw in the this was like five years ago so on the following
tab that she had like was just like liking like a shit ton of photos and she was just on instagram
and i was like what the fuck yeah i was not happy about it and that was the moment when i was like
dude what a dangerous game to play that tab upsets people more than it does anything else.
So that's probably why they got rid of it.
Like, you know what?
Don't need this.
I don't think that's why.
I don't think Instagram cares about the emotions.
You're going to find something.
You're going to get your feelings hurt.
Dude, so that rumor started in 1996.
It was an email.
So this has got to be like the third email ever sent.
Like the email was read on like Netscape Navigator.
Yeah.
Dylan was a big web crawler guy.
I don't even know what that is, honestly.
I was the AOL guy.
Wasn't it you who couldn't figure out how to change your search engine?
So you were just a Bing guy by default for a while?
I have malware on my computer and I still use Bing because it will allow me to use Google.
It's the most frustrating thing of all time.
You're a malware guy?
Not intentionally, but yeah.
I was really hoping
that it wasn't playing pop-up ads
from my computer.
It's possible it was,
but we wouldn't have heard it.
Yeah, you're probably right.
That's a sneaky, easy mistake to make when you're plugged heard it. Yeah, you're probably right. If it was.
That's a sneaky, easy mistake to make when you're plugged in here.
Yeah.
You have to be careful.
You do.
Can we talk about our buddies over at Figs?
I think we probably should.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's do it.
I think there's something that all of us can agree on.
You guys ready?
Tell me whether or not you agree with this. That nurses,ists and people who work in medicine and health care they're pretty awesome pretty special people we support them they're so awesome i'm
engaged one think about that that's how much i like medical professionals i didn't think about
that yeah all of us can think of a time when a medical professional helped us or a family member
these amazing people dedicate their lives to caring and serving others so shouldn't these
amazing people wear scrubs that make them feel good? We think so.
Imagine going to your doctor and they're not wearing figs.
I don't go to, just to be clear, I don't go to doctors that don't get fits off. And at this
point, if it's not figs, I'm not, I'm not doing it. I'll just walk right out if I have to.
Yeah. It's over at that point. Um, I, I, I'm a big laundry guy. I don't trust people doing my
laundry. I like doing it myself
And Sally often times throws in her stuff with my laundry too
So I end up folding it
The difference between folding these things
Versus other scrubs is just day and night
These things feel amazing
What did Dave say last time
It just folds different
It just folds different dog
It's just amazing quality top to bottom
Whereas these old scrubs it's like wearing sandpaper.
They're terribly cut.
I would wear these scrubs around the house.
Like, that's how comfortable they feel.
It's quite a statement.
They're the highest quality medical apparel.
And they're just great.
They give back, too.
You know they've given hundreds of thousands of pairs?
We call that corporate responsibility.
Threads for Threads Initiative.
We're a big initiative podcast.
We love threads.
We love initiatives.
People helping people.
Right, Dave?
Corporations helping people.
These things are antimicrobial.
Think about that.
Love that.
Yep.
They're also made with yoga waistbands.
Dave?
You can't see them. I'm throwing up shaka it's great they make great gifts figs gift cards are even available that's a great gift
for the the physician's assistant or doctor or anything in your life it's it might even be like
better than just giving them themselves because like what if they need to exchange it or something?
Just give them a gift card.
Let them go wild.
Yeah.
Or you can just do the regular thing.
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not with other stuff with other stuff not with other stuff okay or no it is with other stuff
sorry okay i got screwed up this whole stam mute cancel thing being in the mix, too,
there's a difference between the two.
Definitely.
So I get a little confused.
This has to do with fall drinks.
We're talking hard stuff, okay?
This is something I don't even know what my answer is at this point.
Can't wait for this.
Merry fuck kill, okay?
Let's do brown liquor.
So that encompasses whiskey and scotch.
Okay.
Let's do brown liquor.
So that encompasses whiskey and scotch.
Okay, but can they be wrapped in seaweed in a pod form?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Just want to be clear.
The next is red wine.
Your Cabernets, your Pinots.
Chianti?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the final one is beer. Dylan's a micro brew guy. See, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the final one is beer.
Dylan's a micro brew guy.
See, like, think about that.
We're talking IPAs, double IPAs, double dry hop stuff.
Like, we're talking everything.
Ales, lagers. I think I know the answer already.
Do you?
Yeah.
I don't know my answer yet.
You're going to.
Okay, so brown liquor is what I drink the least of.
Just in my day to day.
Did you used to drink more of it?
I used to be like a scotch sipper.
I would buy a bottle of scotch,
and then you know it would last me three months or whatever.
You'd come to scotch sip, but...
No, that's no.
Yeah, that's a hot stepper joke.
So I'm going to kill brown liquor.
I love it, of course,
especially when it's cold outside. But yeah, that's just what step for Joe. So I'm going to kill brown liquor. I love it, of course, especially when it's cold outside.
But yeah, that's just what I drink the least of.
I'm going to marry red wine.
Oh yeah, you are a wino.
Because you know your boy gets wine off.
I feel like you're not drinking as much as you used to, though.
You're going to kill beer?
You're the craft beer guy. No, I'm killing brown liquor.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
And of course, I'm a low-key beer snob.
Everybody knows that about me.
I'm going to F beer.
Really?
I feel pretty solid about my answer.
Have you had any fall brews lately that you'd like to bring to the podcast?
No, but...
No.
You know what?
I need to go get some.
I want to get some brown ales, and I'm going to get an Oktoberfest off.
But mostly brown ale.
I might get a porter.
You a nut brown guy?
Sam Smith's nut brown ale is one of my all time favorite
beers. Have you had a
Sam Smith pumpkin head?
I don't typically buy beer that has
pumpkin in the name of it. Did you get Sam Adams?
No, Samuel Smith's nut brown
ale. Oh. I didn't know this was a thing. The thing about the Sam Smith ale is it. Did you mean Sam Adams? No, Samuel Smith's nut brown ale. Oh.
I didn't know this was a thing.
The thing about the Sam Smith
ale is it stays with you.
It would have been hilarious
had Dylan mixed that up
and just been like...
Samuel Smith's nut brown.
If you see it at the store,
get it.
It is delish.
Sam Smith is due
to drop some heat on us,
isn't he?
He is one of my
least favorite crooners.
He recently changed his pronouns.
You guys see this?
Mm-mm.
To what?
I think they there.
Okay.
Well, that doesn't take away from the fact that he is not good at singing.
What?
I don't think he's talented.
He's got pipes, dog.
He's got pipes, but his songs are so boring.
I'm sorry.
They have pipes.
Let's get it right.
They.
Damn it.
It's tough. It's tough yeah i i you don't watch
billions no there's a person on that show who goes by they there and it's it's interesting
well it's not singular i know you know we had to pay a lot of royalty fees to Tom Petty. They had to, really? They had to, sorry.
For his song
Fuck me, dude.
This song
Stay With Me mirrored
won't back down on the chorus, so
they sued them.
Tom Petty's a stand-up. I remember this now, and I
don't agree with it. And you won a Grammy.
If you're getting Grammys off with your song,
I feel like you shouldn't have to pay anything.
I'll tell that to Robin Thicke.
Oh, yeah.
He did not win a Grammy.
Maybe he should have.
The fact that he's Alan Thicke's son is crazy.
They, them is the official, according to him.
It sounds like you're talking about a group when you say they.
I know.
That's why it's confusing.
I feel like I don't have trouble with other.
To anyone out there who that's their pronoun,
I wasn't trying to make light of it.
I really just had never used it in context correctly.
Can we back up?
I'm straight offended y'all thought I was talking about Sam Adams.
I do not drink that shit.
I still think you were.
Yeah, I do too.
Okay.
Look up Samuel Smith's...
I'm not going to look it up.
It's a...
No, you're right.
You're right.
You did say Sam Smith first time, though.
Yeah, because beer sums, they just shorten it to Sam.
Dude, Dylan, I came over to your apartment, and I saw you drinking Bud Light.
So don't act like you're Mr. Beer.
No, he was getting off some Platinums last time I was over there.
He calls them Platties.
Currently in my fridge, I have Anchor Liberty Ale, which is a very good beer.
I had an Anchor steam the other day at lunch, and it did me well.
Cured my hangover.
Same brewery, obviously, the Anchor Brewery.
Unfortunately, I have to have the exact same.
I'm going to marry.
Why is that unfortunate?
Just because I don't really, I like to mix it up.
But truthfully, I feel the same way you did.
Okay.
And plus, like, most people agree, like, your takes are just certified trash.
Like, you can go down to the county courthouse and find them filed under the trash section.
I don't think people agree on that necessarily, but okay.
But yeah, I can't give up red wine and beer because, you know, I'm a stout guy.
When the temperature drops, I'm drinking stouts.
Pour me a Guinness, make it aesthetically pleasing. red wine and beer because you know I'm a stout guy. When the temperature drops I'm drinking stouts. Uh-huh.
For me a Guinness
make it aesthetically pleasing.
I might hit a boomerang
with it.
I might do that
on the grow.
On the grow?
And yeah.
I don't mind getting rid
of the scotch
and whiskey
just because
I drink that
like once a month.
If that.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Only when I'm watching Succession,
I just drink scotch
and think about how we're going to be a billion-dollar company.
Yeah.
It's tough.
It's tough doing the liquor now.
Because had you asked me this when I was in my early 20s,
I was drinking whiskey mixed drinks all day.
All the time.
But now, I think I have to kill it too.
I am going to switch though.
I'm going to marry beer.
For some reason,
during the fall,
there's no other time
where I want to drink beers more.
Drinking beer when it's hot
as balls is not fun.
Fall beers are fantastic.
Yeah.
And like,
the beers that start getting released
through fall and winter,
I don't want to turn those down.
And so I have to marry that that i'm going to f red wine because that i mean if you're out to dinner i'm going to order
red wine every single time if we're at like a decent dinner and then yeah i think i unfortunately
think i have to kill whiskey and scotch about a month ago i went out and i had three old fashions
and the next day was a top five hangover in my 30s.
Now, I did top it off with two white claws.
Yeah, that'll do it.
But I think the old fashions, I'm blaming the old fashions.
That's bad boy shit.
My liquor now, I've transitioned fully to like,
if I'm doing hard liquor drinks out to martinis.
So I never do like old fashions anymore.
I've been fucking up martinis lately.
Vodka, to be specific i only
drink gin teenies as you guys learned a couple weeks ago and i and i when i drink them i drink
them quickly i think brett wants to play this game yeah i'll play i do have the one difference
though is i'm gonna i'm gonna marry no i did did you say you're gonna marry red wine too
yeah never mind i'm the same but i'm gonna marry red wine too? Yeah, never mind. I'm the same. But I'm going to marry red wine and I'm going to fuck beer for a different reason
because it's sort of like with the pumpkin beers.
It comes around once a year, a couple months,
and then you got to get after it for a little bit
and then you don't want them for the rest of the year.
The hard stuff is always going to be there for you
when you need it.
Yeah, exactly.
But the seasonal beers are not.
Yeah, it's the seasonal beer thing.
You want to mess around with it.
Yeah.
Not during the fall.
And just red wine always goes.
But with...
At a bar or a restaurant,
I'm always drinking old fashions
or some other bourbon drink.
We get it.
You're 25.
Yeah.
That checks out.
Yeah, Brett goes hard.
I'd like to issue a slight addendum.
No.
I did say that drinking beer sucks when it's hot as balls.
Unless it's like, I will say this, a beer from our friend south of the border, like a Pacifico.
See.
With a lime or something.
That's great when it's hot.
Yeah, I mean, it just depends.
That's the only, I'm not drinking anything from this country when I'm outside.
And it's hot.
I just wanted to be clear.
Okay.
I'll do a summer weed ale
once in a while outside
and enjoy myself.
But I just don't like drinking outside
when it's in the middle of summer in Texas.
So it's kind of,
it's hard to play that game right now.
Nothing pairs better with back sweat
than a Pacifico.
Yeah.
Up in Michigan, though,
in the middle of summer,
like, I can drink 100 beers, and it feels great.
Down here, it's like, it just makes you feel bloated and gross,
and you want to go home.
I'm kind of bummed that we all killed the hard stuff.
Yeah.
Now I'm a Japanese whiskey guy.
It shows our age.
Yeah.
Now that I'm a Japanese whiskey guy, I need to step my game up.
We'll have to hit you up with a beer record.
I just got to find it.
It's really difficult to see.
I looked up your Sam Smith nut brown ale.
The bottle on that thing is just classic.
Isn't it sexy?
The vibe that that thing puts out.
I'm going to have to copy some.
I've literally never seen it.
Where do you get it?
What's your beer rack going to be?
The Chris Brown?
You can find that stuff at Whole Foods.
The shimmery Chris Brown ale?
You can find it a lot of places.
What are y'all saying?
Did you say Chris Brown?
I did.
Did you hear what Brett said?
What'd he say?
I mean, I don't know.
What'd he say?
I said it slaps.
I don't think he did. it slaps. I don't think
he did. That's what he said.
The Chris Brown ale?
Come on, man.
Just to be clear, Brett made that joke,
not me. I'm probably saying this wrong
with the
Wynne Stephan
brewery. Oh, Wynne Stephaner?
Stephan? No.
Say it? Wynne Stephaner? Is there an ERephaner? Stefan? No. Say it. Weinstephaner?
Is there an ER at the end of it? No.
It's like one of the oldest breweries
in the world is from Germany and they make a great beer.
I'm deferring to Brett.
I think Brett knows what you're talking about.
Look, that's how it's spelled. There's no R.
Yeah, the Weinstephaner makes a Weinstephaner
beer. Oh, okay. It's very good.
It's good at this time of year.
So if you can find it
jump on it okay it's my my favorite draft beer to drink the hefeweizen is an incredible draft
banana clove vanilla taste to it also because this got deleted from the first pod uh shouts
to paradox brewery my dad's uh my dad's a partner oh yeah and i was gonna bring some down to share
with y'all and uh my dad wouldn't let me because
it doesn't travel warm your dad respects beer has to be cold yeah so uh we'll try to get some down
here soon it's only available in the northeast right now you know what you should do you should
just bring a big ass yeti cooler up there like one of the coffin size ones and just load it up
ice it down and then just drive that Yeti cooler just back down here.
So we're going to just have to do another 4,000 miles?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Worth it.
We'll cover some of your expenses.
We'll cover your fast food.
I'm really bored.
We'll cover your Waffle House stops.
I went to Sheetz like six times on my way down here.
This is just like, you know what you're getting.
What is Sheetz?
It's like a gas station with good food.
Not good food,
but like serviceable food.
You go there and get dinner.
Does the North have
a Bucky's alternative?
Sheetz is close.
I've never even heard of Sheetz.
Me neither.
What's with all the people,
what's with all the Wawa people?
I don't know,
I've been to Wawa
like three times in my life.
People ride for Wawa.
Yeah.
It's not like Publix.
It's like Publix.
The way they ride for it,
I mean. Yeah, it's like that, but the way they ride for it, I mean.
Yeah, it's like that, but I feel like it's on a slightly smaller scale,
but still kind of that same insanity.
Probably how we ride for HEB.
I feel like we ride for HEB, but I'm not going to die on that hill.
I don't ride for HEB.
I don't dislike it, but I don't go there enough to ride for it. It's fine.
It'd be disingenuous coming from me.
Do you all know Wegmans?
No.
I know the name.
I don't know what it is.
That's like the North, like, absolutely people will take your hat off for.
That's the ride or die in the North grocery store.
And it's worth it.
Interesting.
West Coast, they have Ralph's.
It's a big grocery store chain out there, I think.
Interesting.
Is that where you get Sam Smith beer?
Oh, Dave.
I'm just asking.
No, but they've been there.
They do sell liquor
in the grocery stores
in California.
Can we please get that
in Texas?
This is some bullshit
prohibition era stuff.
Oh, it's crazy.
It's crazy that there's
not liquor in grocery
stores here.
Crazy.
It's probably the liquor stores like Twin Liquors and all that,
their lobby that keeps that law from ever changing.
Because they would be rendered pointless.
Yeah.
No, I mean, we still have liquor stores.
But I will say, going to a liquor store in Michigan is much different.
Louisiana.
They're tiny.
Like, they're small.
Yeah. I like liquor stores where they are like grocery stores or gas tiny. Like they're small. Yeah.
I like liquor stores
where they all
are like grocery stores
or gas stations.
You can get gas,
you can get fireworks,
and you can get booze.
They're going to say firewood.
And firewood.
It feels great to pick up
like some beer
and then like
some wood.
Like a Thursday night
before the weekend trip
with your buddies.
Like that first grocery store run.
You get the wood.
It's like, let's get some fucking wood.
Let's get some beer.
You get way too much food.
And then you're standing there at the checkout and you're like,
dude, we should get a fifth of whiskey, right?
We'll probably drink that.
Yeah, let's just get one.
Toss it on.
Go grab one.
And then one boy's like, I'll take the points.
I'll take the points.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, the worst brown liquor in the world is Kentucky Deluxe.
Oh, I disagree.
There's something worse?
Well, it's what we used to drink, too.
I have one that I dislike much, much more.
To me, it's the worst liquor on the face of the planet.
It's wrong.
It's not great.
Okay.
It's not great.
It's really bad, actually.
In terms of whiskey cheap whiskey i think
canadian mist is my least favorite you ever had that uh-huh uh i have yeah the part of the reason
i don't like it is that like one time i had someone i asked for this i was underage and i
asked someone to buy me a fifth of whiskey and when they brought it to me it was a fifth in a
plastic container never a good sign it just grossed me out all night.
Yeah.
I was like, this is gross.
Even $6 Old Crow comes in a glass bottle.
Dylan's still drinking Old Crow on the reg.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Dylan just doesn't have the strength
for the fight right now.
I don't.
I'm just taking a beat.
You're just taking body blows,
just hoping to...
Just weathering it, like leaning back on the ropes. Totally gassed You're just taking body blows, hoping to weather it,
like leaning back on the ropes.
I'm totally gassed, yeah.
Just covered up, hoping the bell rings.
Yeah.
Go back to your corner.
Get me out of here.
What else?
That's all.
I think I'm just going to be a sake guy now.
Ooh.
Don't be a sake guy.
It's been a while for me on sake.
Not me. Friday night, I had a decent amount, and I felt phenomenal. ooh don't be a sake been a while for me on sake not me
Friday night
I had
a decent amount
and I felt phenomenal
sake's fun once every
six months
I couldn't have felt better
than I did the other night
Brent have you done Mako yet
have not
what is Mako
it is a
sushi spot
on
sixth I believe
or maybe just off
and it is
it's not the best
quality but it's good. It's above
average. It's serviceable. You can get in there.
And you can drop like 30 bucks and get hammered.
Full stomach and get hammered for 30 bucks.
Yes we did because we walked right by it
when we switched from happy hour to dinner.
And somebody was filling me in on it.
It's a fun spot.
That's a fun spot. I don't know how, we kind of
overlook it when people are asking for Bachelorette or Bachelorette, Bachelor Party destinations. It's a fun spot. That's a fun spot. I don't know how, we kind of overlook it when people are asking
for Bachelorette
or Bachelorette,
Bachelor Party destinations.
That's a great spot.
Well, like,
sushi-wise,
like,
I don't want to tell people
to go there
if they're, like,
looking for, like,
dope-ass sushi.
It's not Nobu.
No, I think that, like,
the better, like,
the better things
that they have there
are kind of, like,
their shared apps
and stuff like that.
The sushi is just
kind of an afterthought
and you're already drunk
by the time the sushi
gets there
because you're drinking so many sake bombs.
I don't like calling it cheap sushi because that's a red flag,
but it's bang for your buck sushi.
It's always happy hour there.
They have an all-day happy hour, which, I mean,
some might say that's just their regular prices.
No one's doing that.
How many sake sets do you do?
Just one.
One's plenty.
Oh, one's plenty, but sometimes doing two is fun.
It's reckless. Yeah. Half the table's in there just going hard. That's plenty. Oh, one's plenty, but sometimes doing two is fun. It's reckless.
Yeah.
Half the table's in there just going hard.
It does bad boy shit.
We're the oldest people in there sometimes.
It's a hot restaurant.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm in.
Are you saying Socky Bomb's like self-deprecating for you?
The sock thing?
No.
We don't serve those at Wilmont's.
If you ask for one of those, you are immediately removed from the premises.
Just a beer that comes in like an old tube sock?
The koozie is a sock.
Will has a buddy named Tube Socks.
No way.
Yeah.
It's because he wears a lot of tube socks.
I keep getting tube sock ads on like Instagram.
Just get served by sock companies.
I don't know what the deal is with that.
Imagine not being a stance guy, you know?
It's true.
It's true.
companies.
Imagine not being a stance guy.
It's true.
Say I drank too much sake on Friday
and I spent all Saturday just sitting on my
couch like dead. What do you
think I might have been wearing during that time?
You don't have to guess because I'll just tell you.
Public rec.
Oh, not Sally's figs? Nope.
No, I don't fit in those.
Think about your favorite pair of raggedy old sweats
i'm staring directly at you dylan well i don't know why you did this last pod too yep i don't
know why i think you do based on your your your history with like athleisure stuff like
did you know i've upgraded dude he can't i can confirm that he did thank you you have upgraded
thanks to public rec especially i got the Public Rec on me, dog.
I know.
The thing about Public Rec's pants, which, I mean, they're called the all-day, every-day,
which is pretty much all you need to know, but it feels like an old pair of sweatpants
and looks like a brand-new pair of slacks.
Dude, they sent me my pair.
Like, we all got a pair.
They sent it to me, and I straight-up wore them out to dinner that night.
I had no plans to
do so i just couldn't take them off they're so comfortable physically you could take them off
but mentally you did not want to take them off no physically i couldn't yeah you couldn't bring
yourself to do it yeah they're they look like uh going out pants but they're as comfortable as
sweatpants they're just legit well it's indoor comfort meets outdoor style is this a bread
sponsor like did brett yeah bre Is this a deal with Brett Inc.?
Hell yeah.
This is his magic bullet all over it.
Look, if you like what Brett's doing with his Buffalo Sabres niche commentary,
go support him and buy some Public Rec.
Dylan, you were saying you tried these on out of the package,
and then just to try them on, you looked at them,
and then you just kept wearing them.
Straight out of the package, I put them on.
You get a new pair of clothing, and you want to try it on,
see how it fits, and see
how it looks. And I planned
on taking them off and putting on my
dinner outfit, but I didn't do it.
I just wore them right out of the package.
No one's doing that, Brett.
What color did you get? Navy.
Navy. What did you get, Dave?
Heather Gray. I like to buy only clothes that
aren't Randy-friendly. Okay.
I really like to set myself up. Your boy got, like, hunter green. They might call it something else. I like to buy only clothes that aren't Randy friendly. Okay. So I really like to set myself up.
Your boy got like Hunter green.
They might call it something else.
I got the green color.
I was like,
I don't have any green pants.
Don't they have like
nine different colors?
Yeah.
Damn.
Nine.
Think about that.
They're comfortable as fuck.
They have so many colors
that look good
that I had trouble
choosing my face.
I love that I can lounge in it
and I can go out
and I can go eat sushi.
I can do whatever. I can go eat sushi. I can do whatever.
I can go drink some Sam Smith's
with the boys.
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dude I wish
I'm wearing
like other pants right now
and I wish I was wearing
my public rec
yeah you look terrible
no offense
I mean offense taken
well
should we just do this
weekend of fun
we don't got anything else
oh do you know
we didn't even fucking do
we didn't talk about
our new sponsor alert
new sponsor alert fuck because we already did it I know retro work yeah we did it this know what we didn't even fucking do? New sponsor alert. New sponsor alert.
We already did it. I know.
We did it this morning, so it didn't feel like a new one.
Retroactive.
Retroactive.
New sponsor alert.
You don't want to break down our round
shot by shot from yesterday?
We play with noted New York Times bestselling author
W.R. Boland. I don't want to break down any of my shots.
Dude, your boy straight played decently.
The best shot I had hit a rock and flew like.
That was.
Why is it so funny to see a golf ball?
Like you kind of lose sight.
You just shoot the other way.
Dude, for me, it's because like, I mean.
I hit that so hard that I couldn't believe how hard it shot off the rock
after it had already been rolling for so long.
Yeah.
Dylan, like, striped a three-wood on this drive.
It wasn't a drivable par four, but you could get the ball 20 yards off the green.
And I was like, well, I'm pulling pipe, and I pulled out my epic flash driver,
and I absolutely smoke one up there, and it hits a rock that is just like those rocks
should not have been that's that's your first time playing that course so it's it's not yeah
my ball just shoots like out of bounds uh but dude you remember when you were carrying those
two cocktail glasses and you fell and cut your face open yeah delay taping of the bachelor
that's crazy i know i was such a bitch uh, dude, if you would have just hit 3-wood on every hole
that you hit driver on,
you would have been flirting with 70s.
Because every time you pull 3-wood,
you hit it far and straight.
You're still hitting epic flash
when you hit your 3-wood, Dylan.
Like, don't feel bad.
Yeah, it's epic technology.
It's true.
It's true.
See, for me,
I have a absolute piece of shit 3-wood,
and I hit my epic flash dead nuts most of the time. Don't I have an absolute piece of shit 3-wood,
and I hit my epic flash dead nuts most of the time.
Don't you have an Orlemore Tri-metal?
You're just hoping Chad's listening.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
You want new clubs.
No, I mean, I have a really old 3-wood,
but it's kind of the one club in my bag that's kind of my baby,
and I can't get rid of it.
What are you doing these days?
Calway Warburg?
Let's see.
My bag is Cobra Irons, Cleveland wedges,
TaylorMade,
no, excuse me,
Titleist driver,
and Scotty Putter.
So a grab bag.
Yeah, I'm a grab bag guy.
Just listening, Chad.
Wow.
No, I like that you're a Cobra guy.
Cobra's what I played in high school.
I think my first irons were Cobra actually I think
mine were too
did they have the kids market
no mine
mine were hand-me-downs
for my dad
oh so you know
I had mine
mine were
but they were the
the children set
I did have a buddy
who had the Lynx
Freddie Boom Boom
couple set
and they were tight
I could see Dylan
being a snake eyes guy
what the fuck?
What's your problem, man?
God.
Just cheap shots.
What did I do to deserve all this?
Nothing.
It's just...
I'm a nice guy.
What's going on?
It's funny to think about that.
Are you going to be able to go to this movie tonight?
I don't know.
Oh, the squad is seeing Joker tonight.
Except for Brett.
He's scared of scary movies. Yes. I said I'm all set. Psychological thrillers. I don't know. Oh, the squad is seeing Joker tonight except for Brett. He's scared of
scary movies.
I said I'm all
psychological thrillers.
I'm all sad.
Sabre's got a big
game tonight against
the Canadians.
Don't do that
instead.
I can't wait for that
one.
I'll be streaming it
in the theater.
So that's what I
would.
Yeah.
How spooked am I
going to get by
Joker?
I mean, it's
it's based on like a
comic book character, right?
Dude, reviews, people are saying it's legit.
I'm so excited for this.
I'm just scared.
Sit next to me. You can hold my hand, man.
Let's share popcorn. You're not going to want to hold
my hand. It's going to be covered in sugar
from all my Sour Patch Kids.
All the local honey you're drinking. All my SPKs.
Hey, what's your movie
theater order?
I mean, it used to be a little more aggressive.
Now I try to just do Sour Patch Kids and nothing to drink
because I don't want to get up and pee.
I usually do popcorn, light butter, Diet Coke, Milk Duds.
The fact that you're a Milk Dud guy is crazy.
I love Milk Duds.
You gave me one the other time,
like the last time we went to the movies together,
and I kind of said like,
oh, this isn't bad.
They slap.
And then I was like,
actually, this isn't good.
See, you have terrible taste in shit like that.
It's a milk dud.
It's a milk dud.
The name itself sounds shitty.
Can I guess, Daze?
Go for it.
A Sapporo,
a bag of Redman,
and a Crider Jax,
just to walk it down.
I do love that guess, but you might be surprised to learn
I don't really eat during movies.
Huh.
I might drink one beer, but I have to be very aware
because I don't want to get up to pee,
and everybody knows I have frequent urination issues.
If I'm at a movie place and you have a waiter,
which in Austin,
that's not uncommon.
I think, yeah.
I will get a beer before I go in
and I will slow drink it.
And then when the waiter
goes around for last call,
I'll usually get one more.
Just drink that at a normal pace.
I just don't want to have to pee.
I might get a Michael Buble
tonight.
Just beer I've been
drinking.
Yeah, I'm thinking of
getting like a Hozier
stout.
Hozier Heff?
Yeah, a Hozier
Heff-Wisen.
You guys are trash, man.
There's going to be some
Samuel Adams, not
Sam, what is it?
Samuel Smith's
stands that really
like this beer
they're like
don't worry
don't worry
I got your back
I love that shit
it's good beer man
and they'll be right
they'll be right
people are gonna go out
and pick some up
and try it
just because we're
talking about it so much
I think I might
it's good man
let me know if you like it
they've got a pure brewed
Euro pale lager
that sounds kind of good
they also have that nut English which you know I'm all about they used to call you that Europale lager. That sounds kind of good.
They also have that nut English,
which you know I'm all about.
They used to call you that, didn't they?
When you were in prison?
That was a long time ago, yeah.
Dude, I had this new one the other day. I was at Pine House,
and it wasn't one of the ones that they brew there.
It was a different one from another brewery.
It was a...
Electric jellyfish?
What?
No, it wasn't electric jellyfish. It was just an Ed Sheeran Saison. Okay. It was a... Electric Jellyfish? What? No, it wasn't Electric Jellyfish.
It was just an Ed Sheeran Saison.
Okay.
It was so good.
All right.
Ed Sheeran...
Dude, it was so good.
It's not even...
It's...
Okay.
That's a good one.
How did he not come to mind?
I can't do this anymore, y'all.
What?
I gotta find a new podcast.
You and Brett should just do one. Y'all should do a beer podcast. How did he not come to mind? I can't do this anymore, y'all. What? I've got to find a new podcast. You and Brett should just do one.
Y'all should do a beer podcast.
We're going to start a competing.
Just super niche, like micro brew podcast.
The craft crew.
I had two throwbacks to the deleted podcast that wasn't deleted.
Will, when you were arrested, who were you dressed up as?
Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney.
Yeah.
Does this have some breaking news that accompanies it?
No.
Just wondering.
Okay.
And then, two, we had an intern client segment on the last podcast.
Yes.
That is going to be really pissed that we're not going to go all day.
I almost texted him and said, hey, we actually talked about something funny that had to do
with you, but we lost the file, so never mind.
I don't even know.
Oh, it's Polka Hauntus.
Oh. That's the joke. Polka Hauntus. Polka. Pol mind. I don't even know. Oh, it's Polka Hauntus. Oh.
That's the joke.
Polka Hauntus.
Polka.
Polka.
It wasn't even that.
Only optimized backers will get that joke, Brett.
They sure will, but he dropped his location at like 6 a.m. this morning on all of our phones.
Has anyone even responded yet?
Dave hit him with a ha-ha.
He probably thinks that was a sympathy ha-ha.
To be fair, he deserved more than what we gave him.
Yeah.
He misses us too.
There's a good chance this podcast never makes the light of day,
so we can say whatever we want.
True.
Say something crazy, man.
Well, the reason Klein sent us his information
is because he was driving down the highway
and he saw that he was at the Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store.
Like, I'm sorry, what?
They have the best fudge
in Uranus, apparently.
I'll say something crazy.
You want crazy?
Yeah, bitch.
Mavs are the fifth seed this year.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay.
Is Luka hurt?
No, they just sat out him
and KP last night.
Why?
Is it preseason?
Third game of the...
Play in Detroit tonight. Oh, I thought a regular season already started. Nope. Why? Is it preseason? Third game of the... Playing Detroit tonight.
Oh, I thought a regular season already started.
Nope.
I'm an idiot.
Yep.
I'm an idiot.
Maybe you should stop drinking so much, you dumbass.
To be honest, people have been really posting a lot about the NBA for preseason.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
Well, you've seen...
I would love to hear y'all's China takes.
It's the Daryl Morey, Houston Rockets, NBA, Adam Silver, China stuff.
It's really blown up.
Well, Sally and I just started registering, and we were kind of undecided on the pattern we want for ours.
It's a China joke, Brett.
You're young.
I don't know if you're—you haven't gotten a lot of weight.
We're having fun.
We're having fun.
Have you seen my China patterns?
Our China's tight.
I've seen it, but not up close.
People are still doing China these days?
Really?
I think we're just going to do straight up honey fund for our honeymoon.
Honey fund?
Yeah.
I told you I'm getting you boots.
I'm not doing any like crate and barrel.
I'm getting you fucking boots.
Get out of here.
No, no, no.
Get out of here.
I'm only going in for my honeymoon.
I'm getting you a truck.
I'm loading a truck up full of Uranus fudge.
Is it truck month?
It's always truck month.
And I'm going to just back it up into your place.
Here's your fudge.
Can you throw some Shawn Mendes ciders in there too?
Dude, he would be such a hard cider.
I told you what I'm getting you.
How old is he?
I don't know.
He's dating Camila Cabello, so he's not struggling.
Dude, how does that make you feel?
She was, you were pretty high up on her early.
I discovered her on X Factor.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
From day one, I said, she needs to be a solo act, not in this group.
You kind of took credit for her success.
You thought that she...
No, I didn't take credit for her success, but...
You made her cool.
I think that I could have managed her better than whoever put her in the group with Fifth Harmony
because she was a solo star from the jump.
Are they the ones who did...
Work From Home?
Or is that Coyote Ugly?
Never mind.
Work From Home hits.
Did they do Don't You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Me?
That's the Pussycat Dolls.
Hey, we haven't done This Weekend in Fun yet.
I just remembered that. Well, we're having fun right now. Yeah. Well, this isn't that fun. Well, do you want to do it, the pussycat doll. Hey, we haven't done this weekend in fun yet. I just remembered that.
Well, we're having fun right now.
Yeah.
Well, this isn't that fun.
Well, do you want to do it, Dylan?
Like, go ahead.
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead, Dylan.
Let's do something fun.
So Friday, I have the homie,
and per usual,
we're going to get a dinner off somewhere.
And just keep it low pro, you know?
Maybe head back to the crib
and just chill.
We might even stay up late.
He likes to do that on weekends.
Drink a nut brown?
I might sip a nut brown.
Who knows?
It is Texas OU weekend.
The game is Saturday.
The kickoff is 11 a.m. Central Time.
Give us your score prediction.
You can do this to me, huh?
You tweeted it.
Dude, Dave had to do it to him.
On the record. I hate to do this. Well, Dave had to do it to him. On the record.
I hate to do this.
It's hard.
It's hard when Texas is playing a system quarterback.
Wow.
It's just difficult.
A disrespected team man.
38-37 Longhorns.
Okay.
I am going to give you 35-21 Sooners.
Holy shit.
Fuck you.
41-35 Sooners.
Okay.
I don't want it.
That's what it is.
If I was not a Texan, I would be picking OU to win, too.
I mean, I'm not like mad, but like, man, fuck off, David.
Brett.
36-31 Sooners in a classic.
But the Longhorns cover.
Mine's holding at minus 11, by the way.
Sooners.
It moved?
It moved the other way than we thought.
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, what do those guys know in Vegas, right?
Makes you think.
What do they know?
Uncle Brent out there, man.
The original big game Brent.
I wouldn't hate.
I wouldn't.
If Texas is going to lose, I wouldn't hate a loss that makes,
what's his face look bad? Tom Herman doesn't get blown out. Tom Herman. He wouldn't. If Texas is going to lose, I wouldn't hate a loss that makes what's his face look bad.
Tom Herman doesn't get blown out.
Tom Herman.
He doesn't get blown out.
Like if they're going to lose.
Like he shits his pants.
Yeah.
Like I want it to be because of two play calls that he made that like were like a huge point
swing.
I would love for him to like eat his words.
He's a good big game coach.
He is?
He is.
Well, kind of.
No, he is.
He is.
No, he didn't. No. Oh, he didn't. No, he didn't coach the Houston bowl game of the season
before he went to Texas.
They lost that bowl game, I believe.
Anyway, I'll be watching the game somewhere.
I don't know.
That's all I have.
Dave, take it away.
Thank you, Dylan.
You're welcome.
I got a little fellas trip this weekend going out
to frankston texas east texas about 30 35 miles south southwest of tyler texas why am i talking
so hokey why is every place in texas named after a dude's first name i don't know kyle tyler austin
I don't know.
Kyle, Tyler, Austin, Buda, Edison.
Steven F.
I used to call you Steven F.
Nope.
What was I doing?
I was going on this golf trip.
We're playing like five rounds, three days or something like that.
How big is the group?
I think it's like between 12 and 15.
Damn.
It's like different events.
You got singles.
You got, you know, any scrambies.
Yeah.
Two men scramble.
Dude,
I hope you don't break 90 the whole time you're there.
That would be tough in the two men scramble.
I would have to really go out there and just,
and just fuck it up.
Uh huh.
But Sunday would be the day because,
uh,
my body's,
I can barely do back to backgrounds.
Yeah.
Don't beat a B to B to B potentially one more to be On a trip like that, you have to have a scramble in there
because otherwise you're going to be fucking exhausted.
Yeah.
I think at my bachelor party, I might only do a scramble.
Two-man scramble teams.
I know people will want to keep their scores and stuff like that,
but I want to be able to include other people.
And so, like...
It makes it easier if there's some people who just learn the game
or don't play at all.
I've got, like, two or three buddies who will be on my bachelor party who can
play,
but they're not great.
And I think I might just do a scramble.
Yeah.
Two men,
not four men.
Sure.
Um,
but yeah,
so I'm going to be doing that.
Hopefully,
uh,
hopefully the internet service is good enough so I can stream.
I'm going to be streaming Texas.
So you,
then we got Baylor,
Texas tech,
another big game.
Big 12 implications.
So, yeah.
I'll be out there.
Brett.
Sounds like fun, man.
Can I toss it to Brett?
Yeah.
Okay.
He looks like he's chomping at the bit.
I wasn't chomping.
I was just, I'm ready to go.
I answered the emails.
I'm kind of like them.
You're just like,
so you're in this podcast now. I think that's what, this one specifically, I feel like I haven't stopped talking. I answered the emails. I'm kind of like them. You're just like them. So you're in this podcast now.
I think that's what...
This one specifically,
I feel like I haven't stopped talking.
I apologize for that.
But this weekend,
I think we're going to start it off on Thursday.
Will and I talked about grabbing a drink tomorrow night
if you guys are around and interested.
You know, tomorrow's my Friday.
Tomorrow is your Friday.
I will have the homie tomorrow.
Okay.
So we'll go to Pine House. Today's Wednesday. Yeah. I will have the homie tomorrow. Okay. So we'll go to Pine House again.
Today's Wednesday.
Yeah.
I'll have the homie tomorrow.
Okay.
Unless y'all go to like a kid-friendly place and I'm out.
Weren't y'all talking about going to Clay?
Yeah, Clay.
In Houston?
With an accent.
It's another joke from the last podcast.
Another callback to this morning.
Can I be clear?
Can I jump in real quick?
This podcast has
been light years better than the i agree i agree we started flat we don't want stunk don't feel
like y'all missed out on something you should be thanking us for like fucking up and having to
re-record everyone is like more awake and alert maybe no one's only going his nose once instead
of seven times we should record two every time no No. Just kidding. Seems like a gross waste of time.
Beta test it.
Sure.
Are you throwing shade at me?
No.
Anyway, Friday.
I'm looking forward to Friday because since Dave's out of town, Randy called me up.
He's like, hey, man, Dave's nowhere to be found.
You want to come over and just drink some beer?
So I said, absolutely.
So we're going to hit Dave's backyard and hang out.
I asked him what kind of beer he likes.
Are you talking about Randy, my dog?
Yeah, Randy, your dog.
He called you.
Yeah, he called me.
Is Alyssa going anywhere this weekend?
No.
Damn.
I was going to say, Brett and I might have a party at your crib.
You want to play beer dye in Dave's backyard?
Dude, yes.
Dude, I'll tell her to leave.
Yeah.
Like, hey, you need to figure it out.
What if, like, you leave for the weekend and, like, Alyssa just has a rager all weekend
at your place?
You show up on Sunday
and like
there's like a window broken
a Jesse Pinkman party
yeah
Randy's like spray painted
yeah
there's just some dude
dead underneath
don't spray paint Randy
some dude's just pinned
underneath a ATM machine
wow that was
yeah
that's
that was the most anxiety
inducing episode
of Breaking Bad
god damn what
a great show el camino drops friday or saturday cancel my plans that changes a lot also i got
to get into peaky blinders this last season i have not started the last season the previous
or the uh the new season heard it's phenomenal but other than that uh not really much going on
friday or saturday probably gonna get my car inspected finally.
And that's about it.
Dylan talked about maybe golfing Sunday.
I don't know if the weather is supposed to be still like 75.
There's no way Dylan golfs Sunday.
We'll see about it.
There's no way.
No, Dylan's got the sniffles.
Because Dylan's not going to make the tee time right now.
Isn't that what your cat's name is?
Sniffles?
Nope.
Nope.
What's your cat's name again?
I genuinely don't remember.
It doesn't matter. This is not premium content not premium content so we can't that's true yeah i don't even remember it
now i have to go back to the damn episode it's too bad uh but yeah other than that the uh
it's not even funny
do you guys want to know what I'm doing this weekend?
Yeah.
I don't really have much on the docket.
Sally's still out of town.
Friday I'm probably going to watch El Camino. Do nothing.
I do have a three day ACL ticket.
Whether or not I use that is TBD.
I do want to see The Cure. I want to see Child's Gambino.
Luckily for me they are playing at the exact same time.
Which I really like.
The weather is supposed to be perfect but at at the same time, my allergies are just going
off right now from golfing yesterday, and it's just not good.
So I'm not sure if it's going to happen.
I might just sell my ticket.
A lot of people go with the surgical mask.
Well, that's kind of like a hypebeast thing, though.
I have a Supreme surgical mask that I was thinking about wearing, but I don't know.
We should make circling back ones.
Should we make?
Yeah, that's a good call.
That's a good call. Are we just going to get hammered in your kitchen again
with Micah? We can. We can. That actually
doesn't sound terrible. Okay.
Yeah. Randy, maybe we'll be, you know.
Oh, he could DD.
True. Now, Randy
always says he'll DD, and then he gets fucked
up. Yeah. It's like, dude, what? It's really
irresponsible. It's like, don't volunteer if you're going to
get drunk i mean keep
in mind he's very young yeah how many how old is he in dog years he's like nine or ten or i guess
in dog years he's one and a half ish that's the other way if it's dog years did did dog yeah did
dog years just break our heads a little bit? Because I got a little confused. Yeah, I did too.
I said this on the previous one.
Unfortunately, there is no English Premier League on this weekend,
so I cannot watch any of that.
But we'll see.
And the Lions are off for the second straight Sunday,
which never happens.
So Sunday, I'm wide open.
I'm interested.
Are you still feeling the same way about Matt Stafford
as you were at the beginning of,
I might've got a little too hard on Matt Stafford and deleted the last episode.
Is that what that was?
I,
did you hit the kill switch?
Because you came out of nowhere.
He went after Matt Stafford,
who I know you deep down love.
I love that.
I love Matthew Stafford,
but the lions are at a breaking point.
And if,
if,
if we have a losing season this season,
they need to have a long hard look
at how they're going
to go about
like just
trade him to
fucking Denver
you guys want Stafford
I'll give him to you
right now
he would throw the ball
a fucking mile
do you want Matthew Stafford
I mean
he's better than Flacco
Flacco
he's the same
quarterback as Flacco
throw it really deep
to somebody who
tries to run under
Cortland Sutton's been
doing a good job
yeah but does Flacco have a fire sidearm that he does that never works?
Probably.
I mean, I've watched seven minutes of Broncos football this year
because I don't have Red Zone.
I don't have DirecTV.
Do you have a Denver?
I can show you how to stream in HD.
Dude, hey, shouts to the backer who gave me his NFL Red Zone login,
and I used it for one day, and then he changed his password on me.
Just set you up.
Like, he was so cool about it in the beginning,
and then he just changed the password on me.
That's great, man.
You got cocked.
Yep.
I was really trying to get some Red Zone going last week
when the Lions weren't playing, and I couldn't.
Dylan, are you still talking to the girl that gave you her Netflix?
Does she have a Red Zone?
She just...
Am I talking to her?
No.
Some girl DMed me her login
like a month or so ago.
I just wonder.
Are you saying you would like it?
Well, if she has red zone,
she should hit us up.
Okay.
Someone hook us up
with a red zone password.
I feel like...
For the office.
Intern Klein has a Red Zone password
that has no blackouts on it.
You know?
Because he's got connection.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good point.
I have an MLB TV login that has no restrictions,
no blackouts.
Really?
Yeah.
Damn.
That's nice.
The new thing is to get one of those little fire sticks
or whatever
is it a fire stick?
that's what Dylan called
you know go on
what's the TV stick?
the Roku
get it jailbroken
the jailbreak technology
can you do that?
it has like everything on it
I know some people have it
so
that's pretty much all I got on that
Skinamax?
what does jailbreaking your iPhone mean?
it means you can use any carrier
that's it? that's like what people were like up in arms in high school about and stuff What does jailbreaking your iPhone mean? It means you can use any carrier.
That's it?
That's like what people were up in arms in high school about and stuff?
I was always too nervous to ask.
Like, what does jailbreaking your iPhone mean?
Yeah, you don't want to get laughed out of the gym.
Yeah, you don't want to get caught jailbreaking.
I didn't, so.
It's bad boy shit, though.
Yeah, RTRT.
You use Cricket, right?
Come on, dog.
I'm a Verizon guy.
Everybody knows that. I have a Verizon guy. Everybody knows that.
I have a Prime Co phone.
I switched from Motorola.
Oh, people probably don't get that, but I do, and I love it, Dave.
I make that joke once a year, and I just look at Dylan.
Because I get it.
It's tight.
Why don't I get it? Oh, fuck yeah.
We got nooks.
Because you listen to, like... Michael Bublé.
Michael Bublé when you're a kid.
And not that hard shit.
Fuck you.
Because you're a soft-ass little bitch.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I hear it when this whole thing implodes.
Who's that one did you listen to all the time?
Uh-oh.
Sam Smith?
Oh, James Blunt.
Ah, come on.
He was at ACL.
Was he?
That's all I got, yeah. He's the most interesting man in the world. I didn come on. He was at ACL. Was he? That's all I got, yeah.
He's the most interesting man in the world.
I didn't go.
He's electric on Twitter.
Have you read anything about him?
No.
Okay, I mean, we probably should end this podcast.
Let me just read this James Blunt information.
While you're pulling it up,
I'm just going to throw back to the one segment that we did in the last podcast.
Go ahead.
Will said, what are our WASH Media 5s, 5v5 teams?
Yeah.
It's actually just
2v2?
We were talking
about getting,
we were talking
about running
5s.
Will said,
two on two
will run 5s.
Yeah.
Kind of confused
all of us.
We're like,
wait.
Running 5s is a
Twitter thing,
by the way,
too.
Yeah.
You know,
James Blunt
currently lives,
like his main
residence is
Ibiza.
Really?
Wow. Good for him. So you say Ibiza. Ibiza. Really? Wow. Good for him.
So you say Ibiza.
Ibiza. I took a pill there once.
Oh, really? Did you get fucked up? You bastard.
You made the joke I made on the last pod and no one's
going to hear it. Oh, you did?
Yeah. How did you make that joke? Did we even talk
about Ibiza? Yeah.
Or we said Bartholona?
Bartholona.
Bartholona.
What's the James Blunt fun fact of the day?
Is this Ted Cruz's James Blunt fact of the day?
Come on with the James Blunt shit already.
Save it for the next one, maybe.
Yeah, we might have to come back on this one.
Let's do a one-off on Patreon.
It's just straight up James Blunt.
Just talking about James Blunt.
All about James Blunt.
Is he your beautiful guy?
You're beautiful.
Is that him?
Yeah.
I think so.
That's why all the chicks were like,
oh, let's go to James Blunt.
That's how they sounded.
No offense.
None taken.
To them.
Oh.
Mainly my wife and friends.
Let's probably wrap up.
Yep.
When we...
Wrap it up.
I will tweet out a link
to the James Blunt
information that we needed
yeah let's get out of here
I'm delirious
it's gotta end
alright bye
I'll fuck with you Bye.