Circling Back - Kangaroo Fights & Saudi Dustin Johnson
Episode Date: June 1, 2022When kangaroos throw hands with humans, there's only one podcast suited to discuss it. We also dive into the announcement that Dustin Johnson will be joining the Saudi golf league, Dave's brief overvi...ew of this season of Stranger Things, Clay Travis getting kicked out of his son's baseball game, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:27) The Saudis Got DJ (33:35) Kangaroo vs. Man (48:40) Dave Does Stranger Things (56:20) Getting Kicked Out of Your Son’s Baseball Game (1:07:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors L’Oreal: https://rebrand.ly/LOreal_CirclingBack Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Rothys: www.rothys.com/steam Everlane: www.everlane.com/steam (10% off first order + free shipping) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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my left david bing bong rough hey to everybody out there struggling with lunchflation just want
to say we're with you um i know it's tough out there but we're going to get through lunchflation
it's the hot hot term of the day Is that the rising cost of launch? Yes.
Okay.
I mean, technically you can make up an inflation term for literally anything that is going up in price right now.
Many things.
You could just say inflation.
Bing bongflation.
Yeah, yeah.
Coffee's getting more expensive.
Is it?
I don't know, probably.
I don't buy my coffee out.
Per the Wall Street Journal, inflated lunch prices can prevent workers
from eating out with their colleagues,
putting a strain on working relationships.
Just pack lunch like an absolute grind boy.
Catch me in the car just eating solo.
Like Jason Derulo?
I had to stop eating with y'all every day at Grand X
because I was getting fat.
Mate, lunch used to be $5.
Like, go out for lunch.
It was like five dollars
fly i'll go to a sandwich place five bucks the foot long you get a sandwich and a soda
my gosh you six if you had a drink i remember when i could get an airhead for five cents
i always felt like i would pay like 15 cents for my airheads these days i feel like i was
beating the game like cheating the game a little bit because i never got a drink because i just
drink water i don't know you took your water no you weren't drinking water that's right yeah you were definitely you
were definitely cheating the system would it stress you out when your boys did that
no yeah because i was one doing it it's like do your i was like you're stealing you're a thief
you're gonna get arrested my friends had a bit that kind of pissed me off when we started when
we were older when we were like 21 they all started doing a bit where they would pretend to dine and dash on me because i knew that i wouldn't leave that's so they would
all stand up and start leaving the restaurant and i would just post up there and be like dude we
can't do this guys they just knew i'm such a rule follower they knew i wouldn't i wouldn't dip out
with them but when when did they pay they would all come back eventually after they could see me
being like guys seriously this isn't fucking funny they just knew that you wouldn't hold the
fort down well yeah when you go to B-dubs in Northern Michigan,
it's a very small clientele that rolls through there.
So you can't burn your bridge at B-dubs.
Ooh, that's a tough place to dine and dash,
the B-dubs in Northern Michigan.
Yeah.
You've been there?
No, I'm imagining, I think Northern Michigan,
I think very rural.
Rural?
Rural.
And just, you know, a lot of dudes looking to watch sports, eat some wings,
maybe after a long day on the deer lease.
One night we decided to show up to it because there was a USA soccer game.
We were like, oh, let's go drink some 22-ounce Miller Lights
and enjoy this USA soccer game.
We roll in, and it's UFC night there.
UFC night in Northern Michigan is different.
UFC night at Wild Wings is.
I can't believe there's only one Wild Wings here.
It's the only place where you'll still see affliction gear.
I've never been to a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Never.
Not once.
Not even like an airport?
No. Houston hobby? you got a little layover
before you hit mexico you don't stop by the b-dubs and get some asian zing i do not first
time i met kj was at the buffalo wild wings in cedar hill we sat at the bar really there's nothing
wrong with that's where we met did they show you the button where they can change the game
yeah if i'm going out for wings i'm going i'm to Pluckers and that's all there is to it.
Dude, the last time I went to Pluckers,
it was essentially
a bloody crime scene there.
There was an ambulance outside.
It was absolute mayhem
in the restaurant.
Picking up your to-go order,
they didn't even have anyone
like handling it.
You could just roll in
and grab a bag of wings
and leave if you wanted to.
I wouldn't recommend doing that.
I don't recommend dining and dashing.
Yeah, don't do that.
There was a notable
dine and dash from my high school.
Some people who went there
a couple years after
and it went south
and they ended up in jail.
Dine and dashing is pretty screwed up, man.
It was from like a Denny's too.
Oh, come on.
Dude, you got to pay for your Grand Slam.
Your Rudy Tutti fresh and fruity.
Is that Denny's?
I don't know. I always screw it up. up probably not imagine ordering that out loud in a restaurant
can i ask a dumb question tootie fresh and fruity what that's when you point at the menu and say
like hey can i get this can i get this this drink right here that's what i do when i can't pronounce
the wine but i would also do it if it was the tootie fruity fresh i've told you my favorite
order at chewy's i can absolutely cannot say it out loud what is it it's the chica chica boom boom
yeah that's good they're so good just roll with it no i just say boom boom i say i say boom boom
enchiladas just just go boom boom um i mean can i ask a dumb question is is pluckers a texas brand or is pluckers nationwide
it's it's an austin brand what's what's wingstop no idea okay i don't know the difference between
the two rick ross and troy eggman are both heavily leveraged in wingstop franchises i believe
have they ever thought about dipping into like sandwiches?
Like maybe a Firehouse Subs
or a Schlotzky's?
Have you tried Troy's beer?
No.
I probably, I will.
Catch me not trying it.
You're 100%.
Week one, you're going to roll in somewhere
with a six pack of the beer for athletes.
Is that how they're marketing it?
Locale or local?
That's what Mickey Bang Bangs are.
What?
Everybody knows that.
Can confirm if you order a Mickey Bang Bang
as a Mickey Bang Bang at a golf course
and there's a beverage cart person,
they won't really find it funny.
They actually won't know what you're talking about at all.
Dude, did you do this?
Oh, really?
From the guy who goes up to random places and asks if they have bing bong that's universal
it's just it's flat out not i just got like uncomfortable thinking about the reaction of
the the cart girl being like what sir come on i've had a long day just tell me what you want
she answered dave as if she knew what he was talking about she had no idea the lady at the the
hotel the casino is that where it was i thought it was a i thought it was a cart young lady oh no no
the bing bong what no that happened too but we were checking in to uh for your bachelor party
and she was i was like is that is that bing bong complimentary and she she rolled right with it she was like oh yeah help yourself to the
bing bong sir yeah i'm sorry i don't know why i'm this way
you get the human bit the way the desks are currently aligned which no one can see because
we're not on camera new desk alert you guys are forced to just stare right into me yeah if you're
wondering why this episode's coming to you late today it's because we had uh some white glove delivery service come in and install the
bullpen glaring like white gloves yeah he didn't wear any white gloves what's his problem he did
a great job i'm gonna give him all the credit in the world he he did his job and he did it very
efficiently and quietly he looked we had done that ourselves no you would have taken we could
have but like dude we would have been so miserable he looked like one tough hombre yeah i don't i didn't want to be the guy being like, sir, I don't see any white gloves on you.
He knew what he was doing.
He handled it well.
Did he assemble?
The desk had to be assembled too, right?
Everything.
He did all of it?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, there was no.
About three hours.
There was nothing that needed to get not assembled.
I phrased that really well.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, I crushed that.
He did do a good job.
And I'm very pleased.
The desk looked sharp.
Yeah, it's about to be humming in here. here yeah we kind of have an off week this week it's kind of good that it's a short week for us because we've got construction in the actual studio area of
actually blocking it off with an actual wall dave was really big on building a wall he kept on like
chanting it well lunchflation yeah dave uh the wood over there on the desk or it's real so be careful with your drink because
as everybody knows you don't respect wood yeah what's your problem you've been in my vehicle
you don't respect it oh let me get you gripping it every day I get in my vehicle and I just put
my hand on wood grain you can't say the same we're different did you have to talk to someone
of the Jeep dealership about putting a new steering wheel in yeah it was after
more I did it myself.
It pops off sometimes.
Very dangerous.
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We also did...
Dave, do you want to speak to uh what you
guys did on patreon yesterday we did a podcast what was it called the cinematic universe of
marvel were you guys calling it that the entire time or were people calling it something else
uh known to some as cum cum cum i love the graphic that somebody made where it just says
cum real big yeah dave's face is
prominently displayed right right next to it well i was going i wanted to like retweet the circling
back tweet of it to you know support the the program and then i finally was like i just have
to do dave's tweet because like there's i noticed that it just says it just says big come on the
timeline right now that meme i googled this is a old person I googled Thanos meme
and I found
I found a bunch
of good ones
and people
I think
I don't want to call him
but I was like
where'd you find that
meme of him smiling
or like
what scene is that
isn't it pronounced
Thanos
Thanos
it's actually
Thanos
Thanos
what's going on
Dylan
hey
I'm going to prison for my company.
When did she become a cattle rancher?
What?
Yeah, we had to move our office down to Texas.
Better Texas.
Yeah, she's not from-
No, we didn't come Texas.
Friendlier.
Oil country in West Texas.
Friendlier.
Theranos.
Your boy just smoked his funny bone on the studio table.
Theranos.
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We found this great bar called the Dick's Saloon.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
Yeah, we have a company happy hour at the Dick's Saloon.
You think Elizabeth Humphrey would go to the Dick's Saloon?
For sure, dude.
She's down to get grimy.
Might get stopped at the door though
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Big news dropped last night.
It was originally supposed to drop on what I would say...
Last Friday.
Friday.
It was going to be the classic Friday news dump.
I think Greg Norman was like,
you know what?
Nah, I want to splash the pot.
I want to be cocky about this.
Let's do it right before the next tournament.
And what did we get?
The Saudi golf lineup.
Why would anyone think this would be a news dump?
I mean, if they're the ones releasing the information,
they want to build hype around it.
Well, I think Greg Norman might be a dumbass
and they were like, let's do it on a Friday.
He doesn't seem like he's very good at this.
By this, I mean, being the figurehead of a new golf league.
He's not, his media responsibilities have not gone well. And just logistically, it seems league he's not he's not his media responsibilities have not gone well
and just logistically seems like he's not great other than that though obviously the big story
is dj um did you guys think that there was going to be one absolute surprise i didn't think it was
going to be as big as dj but i thought before sally asked me beforehand she's like like like, who's, who's already committed to this, blah, blah, blah. And I kind of gave her
the names, you know, Sergio Garcia, Lee Westwood, uh, Kevin, not like those guys. But I told her,
I was like, I could see one guy sliding into this and just making an absolute ruckus because no one
thought that it would happen. It was like, not, I think it was like two weeks ago when DJ said
like, no, I'm not doing it i'm not
going to join the lift tour but he also at the same time he also had some like kind of complimentary
things to say about it like he was like it seems it seems intriguing i like the format they're using
but um no i'm committed to the pga tour so it's a surprise but it's also kind of not because he
was kind of into the idea from the beginning, it seems like.
You would think that about like $200 million might sweeten the deal a little bit.
Some of these guys are getting like what?
Like $6 million signing bonus and then $250K per tournament just for showing up?
Well, one of the really appealing things about it is there's no cut.
It's like a, what is that, a 48-man field?
Yeah.
And there's no cut.'s like a what is that 48 man uh field yeah and there's no cut are you aware you're
getting paid out even if you just show up and play like ass so so let's say you're hypothetically
the 1349th golfer of you know in the world you're just going to get make the same amount of money
no you don't get no you don't make the same amount of money but you get paid much more than you would
as if you missed a traditional pj
tour cut god yeah you know you know how they're doing this the first tournament's going to be on
youtube really yes because they don't i don't think they have any broadcasting rights and
they're doing a shotgun start that's cool is it too chaotic like is a shotgun start just too much
it's going to be all these dudes on the course.
Like, people already complain about missing shots from, you know, CBS or whatever the tournament might be on.
I'm worried that this is just going to be pure chaos and they don't know what they're doing.
What is the point of them doing a shotgun start?
It just makes it a shorter broadcast.
Yeah.
I guess you get to see everything.
It's kind of weird.
I don't know.
So, something that I don't think i considered was sponsors
and how they would react i think he's if he hasn't already lost rbc he's going to because you know
he's oh he's missing the rbc missing the rbc so and they're like one of his biggest sponsors not
great yeah so i'm assuming part of the part of the deal
was them you know getting the live golf league to cover that because he had i mean surely his
people were like yeah you're gonna lose the rbc made a statement about dj already yeah um
they didn't drag him or anything but they said we're disappointed he's not showing up
that's what they said so yeah and they'll be fine. They'll be fine.
No one cares about that anyway,
right?
I didn't care about him showing off.
Do they have that horrible,
that DJ commercial where it's like him and he hits like a shot left-handed and
he flips the club over and it goes in like they have,
they have terrible commercials.
If that's them,
I welcome,
if it's not a commercial where Rory's bombing a drive in Dubai with,
then I don't want to, I don't want to see that commercial.
It's a watch commercial.
Yeah.
Omega?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I'm happy to see that Zach Johnson isn't going.
These guys are dead to me.
Was Zed rumored?
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of buzz behind the scenes.
I don't tell you guys this, but I'm kind of deep in the golf Reddit world
and a lot of buzz on ZJ going over. But like he's not he's staying here yeah the saudis are
very disappointed yeah is yours each had groups chat just like really happy right now yeah because
we were like dude i mean this changes everything like how do you feel about the guys that are doing
that are committing to this i i mean i don't't know. To be honest, I don't know.
Everyone's got probably different reasons for doing it,
but I think they all just come down to money at the end of the day.
And so it's like, you know, does DJ care about his reputation?
No.
DJ's father-in-law is the great one.
He's married to Paulina Gretzky.
He goes country club to country club every single weekend.
Does he give a shit if his reputation sucks,
if he's like a multi-hundred millionaire? I don i don't know i don't think he cares i think he's
dumb too graham mcdowell is another one that's committed great steakhouse which what remember
we ate there in uh ponte vedra yeah oh that's right we sat next to bryson yeah that's a good
spot and his comments or at least he was like the like, he was pretty honest and straightforward about it.
He's like, look, I'm a businessman.
I have an opportunity to make a lot of money.
I'm going to go do it.
I call that getting the bag.
I don't think you can justify feeding into the Saudis.
I think that's just a bad look no matter how you do it.
I think the guys that are older and at the tail end of their career
that are just looking for a payday so they can comfortably retire
and not think about anything, those guys have a much different
reason than dj who has like still a huge career in front of him to make so much money another
question is it is this a worse look for dj as an american considering yes the saudis connection to
9-11 i think so grand mcdowell lee westwood uh i see ian poulter these guys like it's still like still they can
acknowledge that you know it's terrible i don't get the feeling that british people care as much
as americans do about the saudis being involved just based off of soccer and a number of things
yeah and this is based off like there's newcastle united and obviously newcastle england just got
bought by the saudis and while there were some protests and some people chiming in about it,
it doesn't seem like people are, it's not going to,
it's not going to withstand this. The storm's not going to last forever.
And it's obviously it's much more than just that. It's their.
Khashoggi.
That.
Buzzsaw.
The assassination of the, the journalists, but also human human rights there there stands on human rights
women those human rights things are gay people it's not pretty um again glad ziege is not involved
but uh i i bet dj is i bet dj is pretty unaware of uh any of this he doesn't i don't think he cares
dj like just to be crystal clear yeah he's not smart like he's not a smart this he doesn't i don't think he cares dj like just to be crystal clear yeah he's
not smart like he's not a smart guy he doesn't think i don't think he actually understands the
gravity of this and i also think they just went back to him we're like hey we're gonna give you
a shit ton of money but he has he has smart people around him does he has managers and agents and
the great one who's like maybe you shouldn't do Yeah, but just because someone has smart people around them
does not mean that they will ultimately make smart decisions,
especially when there's a $200 million check in front of them.
Is agents like, how much do I get of that?
Are the caddies kind of like, hey, should we do this?
I don't know, man.
Your cut is going to be pretty good.
Caddy's rep doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Well, something to think about too is,
so the tour can,
they're going to levy some kind of consequence and their speculation i think they may have said as much like lifetime ban
from the tour now that brings up i won't get into the nuances of antitrust law mainly because i
don't really do antitrust law but i mean you're going to see they're going to see something
handed down and you might see these guys are banned forever then you're going to see, they're going to see something handed down and you might see these guys are banned forever. Then you're going to see some action. Like, can you do that?
Can the tour do that?
Okay. Well, this has precedent then like there's a new Nickelodeon slime event
that they're doing.
Are these guys going to get banned for going and doing the slime event?
You're telling, you're telling them that they can go do the slime event,
but they can't go play.
The slime event does look sick. I just want to put that out there.
The PGA Tour, remember, it's not all the...
If you're unfamiliar, it doesn't cover as many tournaments
as you might think it does.
Yeah.
A lot of these are their own governing bodies.
And all these guys care about the majors.
It would make me sad.
So as long as they can play in the majors
outside of the PGA Championship,
they don't really give a shit.
It would make me sad if DJ was banned for life on tour.
Oh, of course.
Which makes me think they won't do that. They won't really give a shit. It would make me sad if DJ was banned for life on tour. Oh, of course.
Which makes me think they won't do that.
They won't ban DJ for life.
I don't think they will.
He might get suspended.
So what players out there were waiting for the first wave to commit so they would take the PR hit,
and then they were hoping that they could just slide into
the third or fourth tournaments
and hope that they don't get as much of a PR hit from that?
Maybe.
There's got to be guys that are waiting on the wings well you know how the backlash goes before other guys start to
start to do it too glaring lack of phil what's his what's his story i think he's just kind of
sitting it out until he issues a statement and then he shows up like on the third event or
something is there gonna be i hope there's a 30 for 30 at some point in the next 10 years about
what the hell happened to phil this greg norm there's a 30 for 30 at some point in the next 10 years about what the
hell happened to Phil this year.
Greg Norman's in too many 30 for 30s.
This shit's pretty interesting.
Yeah.
If you're,
if you're,
if you have a,
if you have a credit in more than one 30 for 30,
then you've either done something extremely right or extremely wrong.
Question.
So I know this first tournament,
this first live tournament is being played in London.
Are any of them,
any of them going to be played in the united states
is it just europe is it middle east like where exactly are all these going down do we know
yeah they have released it all i don't know the let me i got it right here all right we got
they're doing the first one in london portland is the next one at pumpkin ridge golf club
in july they're doing trump national in. In July, they're doing Trump National in New Jersey.
September, they're doing the International in Boston.
Again in September, Rich Harvest Farms in Chicago.
So a lot of them in the United States.
Yep.
And then they head over to Bangkok, Saudi Arabia, and then they finish it out in the
team championship at Trump National.
They're doing it some type of team aspect.
Oh, derriot.
And it's at Trump National?
Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. some type of team or aspect and it's at trump national okay okay so for a regular event they get 20 the total prize purse is 25 million the individual prize is 20 million 4 million to the
winner around 120 000 to the last place player how much again 4 million to the winner 120k to the last place player that's not that's
not a bad bag for showing up yeah and firing a 83 you could do the last place i mean yeah
yeah and it's a three-day tournament obviously that's what live stands for right 54 yeah oh
would you be sad if i hadn't i was i've been wondering this entire time what it stands for right 54 yeah oh would you be sad if i hadn't i was i've been wondering this entire time
what it stands for would y'all be sad if 54 live langdon was involved yeah that'd be upsetting
i miss her yeah up to uh i think she's being healthy and shit yeah yeah just making salads
and she helped me she helped me devise a diet plan uh back Roge was born. How's your chub salad going?
The chub salad, the combination of feta cheese with watermelon, the juxtaposition.
I was going to say, is it a combination or is it? You understand where I'm coming from.
Yeah, I get it.
I get what you're saying.
Dylan, something about the way it hits your palate.
So you have different parts of your palate, the sweetness, salt, the way they hit at the
same time.
It's just-
They're juxtaposed.
Correct. See, juxtaposed. Correct.
See, he gets it too.
Dylan has major cilantro tastes like soap vibes.
No, and I don't really understand that.
Some people, J-Bone is one of them, I think.
J-Bone.
Isn't his take that he's one of those people,
but he likes the way that it tastes either way?
He just eats soap at home.
Yeah, yeah. He had way that it tastes either way. He just eats soap at home. Yeah.
He had a potty mouth
growing up. He was on a steady diet of soap.
My mom washed
my mouth out with soap a couple times and it will
always just stick with me. It was the worst.
It doesn't actually
do anything. I want to run the tape and see what
I actually said. No, it's just a form
of punishment, David. Hey, Mom, this isn't
helping. Your mouth is still dirty, David. Hey, Mom, this isn't helping.
Your mouth is still dirty, Mom.
This is just punitive.
Punitive.
Yeah, you're using big-ass words today for no reason.
I'm on that lion's mane.
I'm actually twisted off of it, man.
You see that lion that got a haircut?
Yeah, why did they do that?
Dude, I feel bad for him. He looks like Mark Davis.
He looks embarrassed.
Like, I feel bad for that lion.
I don't think the lion really knows.
He's in captivity.
Yeah.
Maybe he's...
What if he's just loving it?
Maybe he thinks he looks swag.
He's like, ooh, I got all my hair out of my eyes.
It's a sassy lion.
The zookeepers claim that they didn't cut his hair.
Yeah, because they did a shitty job.
Oh, so it just grew in like all Lloyd Christmassy like that?
I don't think so.
Dumb and dumber.
No, I get it.
Okay.
Yeah, we know that.
I get it.
Yeah. It's probably, you know, a Mount Rushmore comedy. Yeah. like that i don't think so dumb and dumber no i get it okay yeah we know that i get it yeah it's
probably you know mount rushmore comedy yeah it is buddy i don't know why i just called you buddy
i'm not your buddy dude we're friends where was that zoo overseas somewhere really i don't know
saudi arabia why did they cut it like he was in the early Beatles?
Oh.
He's just like,
I want to trim your man.
No, it's not good.
It's not good.
Don't give that anything.
That's pretty good.
I kind of mailed that in because the interns are in.
I raked around and I got nervous.
No video today.
There's no video today.
Just y'all know that Davis had had an excellent impression of paul mccartney boy he he hit all the all the uh classic facial
expressions at acl that year that was a fun show did y'all ever watch the beatles thing on
no i heard it was cool i don't remember what it was on did you watch it at all no he hates the
beatles it was really cool i don't want it was really cool scene just i mean so behind the scenes i haven't i haven't
finished it because it's way too long was there an episode about how mid their music was no i've
actually i've doubled back on my take that i don't think that they're that great i now think that
they deserve their respect i think their early stuff is kind of dorky and lame, but like- That's my favorite stuff.
Yeah. When they started getting into like the starter psychedelic drugs, I think that's
when it starts to heat up a little bit in their catalog.
I think they were heavily influenced by the Beach Boys. That's my musical take.
Who wins in a fight-
I think it was actually the Beastie Boys.
Who wins in a fight between the Beach Boys and the Beatles?
It's the Beach Boys.
The Beach Boys. Are you kidding?
Why? They don't give a fuck. It's the Beach Boys. Are you kidding?
Why?
They don't give a fuck.
They got into some shit.
Tropical vibes?
Yeah, dude.
I don't think the chill tropical dudes are necessarily going up against the bruvs. You think George Harrison can throw hands?
I would say.
Ringo's got that dog in him.
I don't know if he does.
No, he's a dog.
He's a little twerp.
Ringo?
Yeah.
Please, dude. Don't do him like that. No, he's a dog. He's a little twerp. Ringo? Yeah. Please, dude.
Don't do him like that.
140 pounds, just sopping wet.
I like when people talk about, criticize his drumming ability,
and I'm just reading along like, yeah, I have no idea.
Yeah.
Whatever you say, I guess.
They should have gotten Travis Barker.
They did pretty well with him.
Why did they get Travis Barker instead?
That's a good question.
If this happened, if the Beatles were around now,
would Ringo be dating Chloe or whatever whatever yeah she's one right Chloe's one yeah she's one that's
caught up in that mess with Tristan Thompson oh he keeps cheating on her dude cannot stop
she needs to start exhibiting some self-respect and get away he's a Tristan guy yeah you know
I'm beginning to think people can't change the word trist is literally in his name he's yeah he's proven that he's gonna just
he can continue to be a piece of shit he didn't he used to be but he's currently as one too it's
like yeah you know old habits die hard do you think they let him hold like the babies in the
family and stuff why wouldn't they because he's a piece of shit oh i see yeah this
is a reference to the netflix comedy series that's often referenced on this season when is that i
don't know yeah to stop getting excited about the new season like it just got announced that they're
doing one like i don't think we're even close this is like when we waited three years for top gun
scene of the night the wait is almost over dave do we have any extra tickets can i sit next to
you at the middle dude why who are you trying to bring trying to bring your guma um no your
guma's not allowed i was thinking i was my wife actually would be better tonight we said no chicks
dude i know but you just here's where this is putting me this is the other guys not to go and
elissa can have her seat their seat all right will's gone well you're out sally's begging to go with us i'm just not letting it happen here's
what's here's what this is doing to me because alyssa's not afraid to go to a movie alone she
went to downton abbey last weekend uh she's now got a there's an abbey downtown she's got seats
for a seat for top gun this weekend which i'm cool with but it's in the middle of the day
i'm gonna have to watch roots i'll watch the big guy i've experienced with children you want to
watch my son maybe while dave goes and sees top gun for the second time he's gonna dig through
your drawers find every controller remote control and just like show it to you and drop it that
sounds kind of sick it's not
yeah sally gave fritz her apple watch to play with because he really was just pawing out the
other day and he just threw it on the ground and it broke no i looked at her i was like what what
the hell did you expect it's an apple watch what is it the same one that she brought to uh taco
flats by the other day i meant two months ago okay yeah i remember that she asked she she floated the
idea of her getting a new apple watch for like her birthday or something and i was like no
i'm not gonna replace the apple watch that you allowed our son to throw on the ground but it
was old to be fair you drew the line don't call my wife old no the watch she's like 30 or something
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Yeah.
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Dave keeps his real clean.
I've seen him.
You do keep them clean.
I work out in mine.
You do?
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so what happened with this kangaroo i mean another kangaroo wanted to throw hands with a human
ran it ran him down there's a video on tmz yeah like this is a this is like a straight up street
okay where'd this happen this is australia in austin okay this is not austin i was just making
sure that this was in australia and we didn't have just like random kangaroos going out and
fighting people so here's how it ends with the guy the the human the lad the real guy getting this thing on the ground and
it looks like he's put he's like trying to choke it out or something don't really know how what
happens next but don't kangaroos have like extremely sharp claws like couldn't because
this kangaroo i feel like it was going easy on this guy because you know he's messing with him
but he never he never does the thing where he pops his back feet up in the air and like stabs him in the.
Right. I don't think I mean, kangaroos are definitely capable of being aggressive.
I don't know if they're like actually great fighters.
OK, I'll ask the question that all the listeners are not afraid to pick a fight.
Will they rip your dick off like an orangutan?
I don't I don't think they have like a chimpanzee maybe an orangutan no they're not
the propensity to rip a wiener off they don't just grab any anything and just pull it off and like
stuff it in your mouth like the chimpanzee does chimpanzee just rips your hand off that way hey
man here's your hand i'm never gonna pick a fight with a chimpanzee i've i'm on record saying that
i'm just my general like mo just in life is to not
pick fights with animals did you see a girl at yellowstone 25. the one that got gored by the
bison and died i saw she died she died i saw she got gored that's sad she gone y'all don't go up
to these things yeah they're they're very large they're they're very dangerous and they move and they're fast
that's my take if you if you're in australia these local australians if they're just
walking about and they see kangaroos are everywhere right if you see one do they know to like
give it its space or go walk the other way probably i also probably depends on how big
they are because this one is massive if you watch the video that one that just walks around just
bowed up at all times the one that did like seven years in the pen and he's just seeking smoke he's
been just just jacked like dares you you know how we're kind of numb to deer huh like if you see a
deer you're not like thinking anything of it right but they're not aggressive no i know but like are there other animals in other countries that are comparable
to that that like we would be like if i don't know someone somewhere that that deer aren't native like
you might see one in someone's backyard when you're at their place and you're like what the
hell like get this thing out of here are there any countries where they have like animals that
would jar us that are just walking around just chilling because i feel like if i was driving
down the street in australia and I saw a kangaroo sitting there.
Dude, I'm pretty sure they're just everywhere.
Imagine how scary that would be if there was an animal
that would just put you in a jar.
I missed a joke, I'm sorry.
Do you get it Will?
No.
Ask him to explain it.
Oh, jarred.
Jarred to see an animal oh i get it now right dude
it took them a while to get it too like just it would be the chimp the chimp like he's like you
know what get in this jar get in here poke some holes in the top so you can breathe and you're
just like dude what that would be very strange did you ever do that with fireflies did you ever
catch fireflies and we used to do that sounds fireflies? Did you ever catch fireflies?
We used to do that.
Sounds like a Billy Currington song.
It's very sad because they died.
We would get them and bring them to our grandpa.
He'd be like, oh, that's great.
I'm like, they're dead.
I was just down at the creek just looking for tadpoles.
The creek?
Yeah.
That's what you call a creek? Were you wearing your Rothy's?
No, why would I wear my Rothy's down there?
Are we done with that? you can just wash them no i was yeah i'd go straight up tom sawyer on
them and roll those those pants up and just get in that crick and go foraging for tadpoles i got
to call out the use the usage of crick it's a crick dude is that how you say foraging for tadpoles
in a crick you know it's creek it's crick people say both dude i don't think they do it's
spelled with two e's i'm reading it right here dude everyone says it this way nope crick a creek
dave how do you say it i've always said creek
i've never heard i don't even think this is like a... This is just a will thing?
People say crick.
It's like people saying warsh.
People say crick, but it's not like the normal pronunciation of it.
It's actually the 17th century representation of creek.
It makes sense why you would be using that.
Yeah, I'm a 17th century guy.
Big 17th century guy.
I know everything about the 1600s.
Well, me and wifey go fishing in the dark.
We normally do it in a creek.
Dylan can't fish.
He's scared of the slime.
I can fish.
I just don't like to.
You don't even noodle, do you?
Dude, why would anyone
ever want to do that?
I would absolutely noodle.
I want to do it.
I think we should go noodling.
I think it would be really fun.
We can bring Randy.
He can tape it all.
Just let us noodle.
When you noodle, do you catch and release like you have to like just put it like toss it back down in the mud hole yeah how do you get it
off of your arm those things seem like they got quite the bite it's like that guy who gets his
arm stuck in the pringle can and he just has it for the rest of his life i feel like there's got
to be a way you can get a pringles can off your arm. You just catfish hand. Dude, remember the old video of the kangaroo had that guy's dog pinned?
Yeah, and that dude just threw a right right down the pipe.
Yeah, he hit him with the right, and it just stunned the kangaroo.
He was like, did you just punch me?
He just ate the punch?
Yeah.
The guy just walked off.
He just stared at him.
What if you walked into Buford's on a UFC fight night,
and there were just a bunch of kangaroos with like pitchers out
just watching the fights?
Are those things looking to throw that night?
Yeah.
If they start to drink, they get real aggressive.
Everyone knows that.
A lot of testosterone.
Yeah.
You know what they drink?
Falsters.
Falsters.
It's Australian for beer.
It's all they drink is Falsters.
Yeah.
They have drinking problems.
Where does an Australian accent rank on your uh on your accent rankings kind of sounds like they have gum in their mouth
but i like it it's it's not as hot as the british accent but i don't understand why
people think british accents are like hot i think they are like this oh no that didn't
really sound like a hello that that's better i don't know man it's it's it's hot is it
hot because it's different it's sexy it's because it's different no it's no that's not why that's
why no like a no offense but like the northeast and like parts of the south those are really
unattractive accents to me yeah that's a big part of the country yeah i know you don't have to do
everyone like that sorry you're just a midwest accent yeah what is the accents come on do you not like that my people
call them sandwiches uh now that you mentioned it no i don't dishwasher stop we're gonna we're
gonna talk um television at some point on this pod but i have become fascinated by the baltimore accent why watching a show watching we own the city and i i i texted
friend of the show jake lock i think it's our jake loki or loki i don't know he's not that good of a
friend we obviously don't call him j-lo dog but he does the baltimore ravens podcast anyway i was
like dude is this accent are they nailing this?
Or am I just, he's like, no, it's good.
So I highly recommend that show for a number of reasons.
But the Baltimore accents.
What's the premise of this show?
True story.
Baltimore PD.
This is on HBO.
Correct.
It is by the producer of The Wire.
And there's a number of cast members from The Wire that are in it.
Different roles, obviously.
Marlo's in it, Dylan.
He's now a cop.
Saw that.
And it's about a specific task force within BPD that is...
So is Duke Kwan.
Duke, he's in it.
A specific task force that's skimming off the top,
basically running as a rogue drug dealer.
Dirty.
Yeah, dirty cops.
Pulling people over.
Dirty cops.
Stealing from them, framing people.
It's actually insanely sad,
and I don't think a lot of people who are watching the show realize this actually happened.
It's based on a book, We Own the City city which i'm going to read at some point has have you guys entertained doing the miles teller series on
paramount about the making of the godfather yes that's next that's next have you watched the
trailer no i'm worried that he's overdoing the voice miles teller who is he playing uh no idea
is he francis ford coppola is he the? I think he might be a producer of the show.
Okay.
Or of the movies.
What's the accent?
Like New York Italian?
He deepens his voice to a point where it just doesn't seem natural.
It's kind of like, yeah, it's like what Dylan's done since we started doing Touching Base.
It's just such a low version of his voice that it seems inauthentic to me.
And that's my worry.
Someone reached out to me and told me that I need to start watching that show because everyone knows i'm a milestone but my concern is that i won't be
able to get over it and it was my concern was only um added to when i asked about the accent and they
told me that you just have to get past it i don't know if it's something i can get past that's never
that's never a good description of your performance when there's a you just have to get past it
can you imagine if someone recommended like the podcast all the time and they're like yeah you That's never a good description of your performance when there's a... No, you just have to get past it.
Can you imagine if someone recommended the podcast all the time and they're like, yeah, you just have to get past Dave.
If you can deal with that one guy, that one contributor.
Yeah.
Are you guys...
So I told Randy earlier today that I've had some ingrown hair issues on my face.
Okay.
Sorry, I missed this conversation.
It's gotten to the point where I'm like like i think i need to shave this down and start inspecting and making sure that i have
everything going on well down here because they can get infected whatever you can just feel it
but like would it be a bad would it look too miles teller stand of me to come in tomorrow
with a mustache after seeing top gun tonight just like trying to beat miles teller dude you should
do it you have a that's a thick boy mustache.
Now's the time for me to do it.
I have nothing in the pipeline for the next month.
The only thing I'm going out in public for is the Dead concert next weekend.
I think I should, if there's ever a time for me to have a mustache and a little stuff,
it's right now.
You should do it because I'm actually, after Florida, I'm losing mine.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
I've been wanting to for a few weeks
now please don't and i'm just i'm saving it for for a vacation we're gonna have to reduce your
equity if you're gonna do that it's fine we we made a deal with mustache dave not not hairless
dave that's not true is it no it's only been a couple years you're a mustache guy now just not
for long that's who you are what if you shave it and your upper lip is all fucked up now so here's the thing uh we have a photo
in our living area and it's uh from our wedding day and so listen i and roads likes to walk up
to it grab it and he will say mama and i'm fairly confident he does not recognize me in that photo
as his dad he thinks it's vladimir putin he thinks his mom i predict
his his daddy is vladimir putin i predict that if you shave it off you will immediately grow it back
yeah that's probably will he cry if he sees you without it or will he think that his dad finally
came home no he's gonna we're gonna he's gonna sit there and we're gonna she's gonna hold him
while i she watches me shave it i've been told that's the way to do it that's what i need to do
yeah because that would be a real sad scene if i'm like have to do two weeks and like he acts like he doesn't know who i am my dad had a mustache all grown up and finally he shaved it
on vacation and i was like 13. and it took me so long to get used to it that's all i knew yeah when
my dad had the cattle company he came back one time from a cattle drive and had like he had a full beard and like i just remember looking at him being like this is so tight
like you look tight he couldn't get out of bed for like a week because he broke two ribs falling
down a hill with a horse the horse rolled over him and then he just had the beard going i was
like dude what are you doing right now he's so alpha the horse rolled over him the horse was
they were sliding down a hill and my dad bailed off the horse
and apparently they rolled
and the horse rolled over him.
I think he broke two ribs.
Was the horse okay?
I think so.
I think that was the point
when my mom said,
yeah, maybe this isn't the move.
My mom did just text me
and she said,
no podcast today?
God, get off me.
Oh, Nancy.
Get off me.
Get off my back, dog.
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in like portrait mode has to be poor i'm gonna bring it in here but when i do it just do it at
home i might make a mess in here so i better do it at home i woke up in p mode okay he's calling
portrait mode p mode yeah i don't know why but that is what he's doing yeah i woke up and like
the background was all blurry i rub my eyes a little bit now that oh i'm good you went digital
brett yesterday what'd i do i don't know there's a photo floating around of almost partially
pixelated will and i spilled divisi all over everything yeah i think that's it that was on me
that was on me it's not ideal i didn't mean to and brett makes mistakes man yeah yeah dave can
we talk stranger things real quick thought you'd never ask i don't know why they're dropping these seasons not in the fall because
this show is built for the fall time and i'm having a large uh hesitation when it comes to
getting back into stranger things right now you know for me spooky season 365 right yeah
stay spooky but they've been calling you spooky blaylock yeah they have
spooky you didn't like that dylan i could tell by your reaction people at home can't tell it's a mookie blaylock joke right mookie was tight more of a mookie was tight remember hank blaylock
the hammer i do yeah yeah a couple good years he's all right um i am i'm watching it but i'm i do this this specific season is very very scary
and i do wish this was occurring in october if this was if this season dropped in october i would
be like five episodes through right now with two left just feeling good about getting part two of
the finale final season uh right now i'm just after the last season i wasn't in love with what happened during
the last season and i'm having trouble taking these like kids seriously at this point i'm not
even sure did i watch last season i don't remember how it ended if i did happened all in a mall
oh that's right billy oh yeah things of that nature bad boy billy yeah things of that nature
billy was tight.
Actually, is he in this season?
I'm not going to tell you.
Because his presence in this season might actually get me like way back in.
He was brutally murdered by a demon in the last season.
Have you finished this season?
No.
Okay.
I've got one left and then apparently there's a wait period and they're going to drop two
basically motion picture length episodes. I think I might just wait until the other two are released so i don't have
to do this waiting period so i can just breeze right through it worth watching call it a weekend
yeah i i'm enjoying it like i said it is it is spooky there it's you're like a so you're probably
like how scary could it be you know it's it's the kind of demonic angle you're probably like, how scary could it be? It's the kind of demonic angle.
You're like, ooh, that makes you give me some nightmares.
What if demons don't really scare me because I don't think they exist?
That's on you.
The demon tickets, baby!
The pool!
Right.
Or Dickie V had to chime in.
They're back in the NIT.
They're not back in it.
Okay.
They wouldn't be that excited
to call that.
Dickie V is not doing NIT games.
Is he? That's sad.
It's a labor of love.
I don't think so. Just watch the show.
It's good.
Look, Steve's great
as usual.
Maybe
there's some new characters introduced.
I don't want new characters.
There's a fun marijuana enthusiast who's a pizza delivery driver.
Pot, talking weed, smoking weed.
Is it sticky?
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Then if it's not, I have no interest.
Yeah, if his moto's not sticky, I don't want it.
Purple Passion.
Is that what it's called? Purple no interest yeah if his moto's not sticky I don't want it purple passion know what it's called purple palm passion something like that
three P's but it's it's look I'm not regretting it and it's it's nice now that the
we've got a you know Mavs are out I'm freed up a little bit so So, man, I'm watching it. I don't know what went wrong along the way, my Twitter experience, but I did something that has caused me to be served nonstop viral K-pop tweets.
And I don't know how to, every time I see one now, I select not interested in this tweet
and they just keep sending them and keep sending them.
I know you're really interested.
I'm so over it.
I was trying to search a soccer thing yesterday, and every time I searched it, the
only thing that would come up was the hashtag for Stranger Things.
Every single time.
It was forcing me to watch this damn show.
Is this why Elon's not buying them?
These tweets are like just a picture of some, I don't know, 16-year-old Korean heartthrob
with the caption, he's so dreamy.
And it has like 48,000 retweets.
Is he hot?
I'm not interested.
Is he hot?
Hey, buddy, you brought it up.
Is he hot or not? He's, no. I mean just gonna call a 16 year old he's a good looking kid
why is dylan rating 16 year old dudes i just have no interest would you go to a k-pop concert if i
acquired tickets for absolutely not why dude i've heard they're the best absolutely i've heard
they're the best i've heard they're the best. Absolutely. I've heard they're the best. I've heard they're the best concerts. What makes a K-pop concert the best?
They're just lit.
In what way?
Everybody's fucked up.
Did you go to Bieber?
Did you go to Justin Bieber?
No, I didn't get that.
I almost backed out of going to Justin Bieber, and I'm so glad I didn't because he was holding
that audience in the palm of his hand.
He's Bieber, though.
They commanded it.
Going somewhere where people have super fans is much different than going to a John Mayer
concert where no one stands up.
It's like when we go to Matt's El Rancho.
Yeah. Crowd surfing to our table and shit.
Just like a guy walks over, like, what's up, man? Hey, dude.
I saw Dave's Little Whiskey Girl get pretty lit at that concert.
Oh.
I mean, according to what I saw on social media.
Yeah. Might have had a couple $19 electric jellyfish, not to brag.
I had one. it was very expensive look uh weird i would absolutely go i want to see what that's like they uh they did a k-pop show in houston for the rodeo last year and i had some friends
that went and i don't think it was bts uh but they said it was just wild so now i officially
want to go to a k-pop show to be clear don't, I would not go if someone provided me with one ticket.
Like you got to go by yourself.
That's a little weird.
I like going to concerts alone at this point.
Not K-pop though.
I was kind of bummed when Sally decided to tag along
for the Dead & Company concert.
I was like, you know what?
I was kind of just going to do a solo thing for a little bit.
Like Jason Derulo?
You know, Will likes him young with a J.
You get it? He's your. Oh, you get it?
Do you get it?
The family.
The family is young.
J-U-N-J.
G.
G.
That would be weird.
I legitimately don't know how to pronounce their last name.
It's young.
Young?
Well, because you're thinking of the psychiatry.
Yeah, but when I'm on the phone with somebody and they're asking me something, I'm like, it's Jung, J-U-N-G.
What the... There's a guy in our fraternity, actually,
who's had the same last name,
and he said Jung.
Well, he's probably German.
Or he's adopted into a German family.
Es posible.
That's Spanish.
Right.
I don't know how to speak German.
Danke.
You got me really hyped to go to a K-pop concert.
Let's go.
I'm in.
You think they're playing Coachella?
One of them?
I don't know.
That's a music festival.
I don't know, man.
I don't think you could actually have a K-pop group go to a major festival because I feel
like it would be chaos.
Are they that popular yeah
yeah that's why they're always trending like during like the election year and everything
they would just derail certain hashtags because they just had the power of the fans who would
just absolutely like suppress things they're rabid i mean they must be more powerful than
the swifties they killing it dude be careful dave you don't want the Swifties. Are they killing it? Dude, be careful, Dave.
You don't want the Swifties coming after you.
I'm one of them.
Are you?
No.
You're not a real Swiftie.
You're more of a little monster.
I don't really love Swifties. You're not still listening to the folklore like me.
Her latest music doesn't do anything for me.
I think it's her best yet.
I'm going to tell you this.
I never listened to folklore or the other ones.
Folklore still goes.
No.
Evermore was fine.
Everybody knows I'm exclusively listening to 1989. 1989 is her go? Folklore still goes. No. Evermore was fine. Everybody knows I'm exclusively
listening to 1989.
1989 is her goaded album. That's the album.
It's goaded.
I started listening to Red a little bit when she did
the re-release. There's some songs on Red.
It's fine. There's some skips on it.
Country days. There's skips on Red.
That's the problem.
You hear about this dude who got kicked out of his son's baseball game
oh you mean um noted media personality clay travis
this guy sucks so you can you recently got kicked out of a game yeah yeah you have personal
experience here no no honestly the umpires for parks's games were like 10 year old kids
why don't they make it even more they should do they should just do that for every single one so No, honestly, the umpires for Parks' games were like 10-year-old kids.
That makes it even more egregious.
They should just do that for every single one so you don't have guys like Clay Travis trying to fight them
and get kicked out.
I don't trust a 10-year-old calling balls and strikes.
These kids, at Parks' level, there are no balls and strikes.
Okay, that's good.
But I found myself at one point, this kid just made an absolutely terrible call.
You went fanny-faced?
There was a play at first and the guy like very
clearly dropped the the ball and he called him out and the parents were like he was safe i feel like
i found myself being like uh he's 10 is there is there a scenario where the parents just are
like just commandeer the actual authority and they're like no he dropped the ball just go to
first base and hang out some of these little umpires they take it very seriously and they're like, no, he dropped the ball. Just go to first base and hang out. Some of these little umpires, they take it very seriously.
They'll give you warnings about leaving bats out and stuff.
And then one kid on Parks' team, actually, he hit the ball
and then kind of threw the bat.
Give him a warning.
Next time he did it again and he got a base hit and he called him out.
I'm like, come on, man.
The kid's sick.
I love that.
I love it.
Did he throw the bat or did he have a
little flip on hey when i say throw i mean he just like kind of tossed it back he wasn't there's
nothing like malicious about her like it wasn't bad and he wasn't trying to do like a sick ass
bat flip anyway for clay travis you get kicked out of his son's literally game for dropping an
f-bomb at the umpire and like getting into an argument over an interference call and then
deciding that oh i'm gonna go talk about this on the internet and broadcast it to how many followers
they have millions at this point probably like what do you think's gonna happen when you tell
everyone that you got kicked out of your son's little league game for cussing at the umpire
no one's gonna side with you you dumb ass this guy's so i hate i hate i mean he's he's just like someone said before this podcast we're not
gonna add them that he's just got an all-time punchable face i i said he's the most punchable
person the most punchable face in media yeah yeah and imagine a lot of punchable phases we're all in
media yeah well clay travis takes the cake okay Who's the most punchable out of us?
You can say me.
Is it me?
No, it's probably me.
I don't know who it is.
I think if we did a poll of who everyone would want to punch the most, I'd say...
They might actually go with you.
Let's find out.
I could see them going with you.
Put a poll up.
Hey, Brett.
He's gone.
Damn.
Brett's the poll guy.
I got voted most kissable.
There he is.
Hey, Brett. damn Brett's the poll guy I got voted most kissable there he is hey Brett will you please
put a poll up on circling back twitter asking which of the three of us is the most punchable
who has the most punchable face yeah who has the most punchable face yep and I'm saying that I'm
going to win this I think Dylan's gonna win yeah it might be me I think I think people would rather
punch me but I think if they have the opportunity to get one clean shot off they're gonna choose
Dylan just because like you're good looking and like strong and stuff i don't know if that's
anything to do with it i'm good looking i'm just not strong right you're very handsome thank you
i was fishing i was fishing for that look at dave's i was noodling for that comment
if dave was a k-pop kid dave pop have you thought about doing d-pop? D-Pop. I need to do some D-Ball.
Get yoked.
What does your group text do when they find out that you got kicked out of a baseball game?
He doesn't have a group text.
Let's say you're embarrassed and you leave that and you're like, man, I really shouldn't have taken it that far.
Trevor says no friends.
Someone just tells your group text because they were like, dude, so what?
You know what they do?
They have a side text that they go to and they're like, dude, what the fuck's Clay's problem?
Why are we still hanging with this guy?
But why does he think it's cool to get kicked out of a little league i don't know like he's he keeps
team content so he's getting ratioed into oblivion good it's good it doesn't matter everyone's dunking
on him on twitter and he he just keeps like digging his heels in and being like no this guy
he gets paid to call these games therefore he is technically a professional umpire. Like, okay. I mean, yes.
Yes, he's earning a wage in order to do this.
He's making $30.
But this is a Little League game.
Like, this isn't, you know,
this guy wasn't trained at the level of Major League umpires are, right?
Like, take it easy.
And he keeps saying, like, no, if you're going to get paid to do a job,
you've got to do it well or I'm going to call you out for it.
How good are 11-year-olds at baseball?
Not very. I don't know yeah not very like it's a kid interfering with a throw to third is that like really that big a deal when you're 11 years old like the kid probably just didn't know where
he was on the field it was probably the correct his son was in the batter's box so apparently
like the catcher was trying to throw out the kid going to second or third okay if you're in the batter's box in that scenario yeah I didn't really understand until
you just said that so you have you you're allowed to just stand there yeah but you can't like
maneuver yourself to get in the way you can you can hold your ground in the batter's box
while plays being made that's the best way to take a walk is when you just stand there and
you just undo all your stuff
and just kind of throw the glove down
and you don't move from the batter's box.
That's why it's easier to steal third base
if there's a right-handed batter up
because he's kind of in your way, naturally.
You don't have to mansplain stealing to me.
I stole your girl last week.
Really?
Man, we don't need both of you guys doing that.
Yeah, that's Dylan's thing don't need both of you guys doing that yeah that's dylan's thing
it's just this place is not a good work environment everybody's just stealing each other's women
that kid was definitely an intern by the way yeah he's just he's rocking a big launch probably from
like zoe's kitchen or something anyway clay travis is an asshole
we didn't learn that today and that's quite the take he also he embarrassed his son at the game
no question about it and now he's furthering he's furthering sure the embarrassment here
he's making it worse by like going public with it people are just like dude you're an idiot
do you think this kid even wants like clay travis to be his dad probably not he's like dude probably
wants one of us come on like god why can't why
can't my dad be a small to mid-sized podcaster instead of clay travis you'd rather be raised by
clay travis for watch media think about it us for sure we're cool dads for sure a k-pop show
cool dad alert yeah yeah i'll take you see harry styles fine let's go i might go see harry styles
by myself i'd go let's go is he coming here have I we missed him talk about heartthrob
yeah Dave
he's not only coming here
he's doing five nights in a row
oh I can make one of those
I gotta see
does that seem a little excessive
what do you go on the
you want to go first night
or last night
or doesn't matter
I'm going first night
the energy
the fifth night
is not going to be the same
but it's the last night
no but you can never miss
the Sunday show
god only real jam band heads will understand
that tweet yeah i don't know i've acquired tickets night one i don't know why i've listened to harry's
house exactly precisely one time is it a good album uh it i'm gonna be in the pit it's fine
it's fine i think it's getting a lot of everyone loves harry styles he's having a moment
right now he's the guy sweat zone i think he's i think his drip is i think his drip is allowing
people to claim that the album is better than it actually is i like it it's got some bops on it
but like there's no there's no straight heaters on it oh his sweat zone get in the zone like first row at sea world splash zone yeah
yeah you guys see that tweet from the dude the other day who went to a blue man group concert
and got brought on stage what happened he got blue paint all over him really yeah oh you had
to see that coming though yeah you don't get on stage and not leave with some blue on you it's like going to a gallagher show and like thinking you're not going to get
covered in watermelon that's just not how it works bud yeah it's just not how this is how
it's always been you gotta expect a little melon to hit you you're gonna you're gonna catch some
stray some stray seeds you guys are no strangers to melons to the face.
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Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend?
First of all, some early poll results are in. If you guys would like to hear who has the most punchable face among the three of us
at 11 percent dave makes sense least punchable makes sense i'm telling you i'm way more punchable
uh with almost 64 percent of the vote after 138 votes we're looking at will defreeze i told you where what percentage
is that 60 almost 64 i'm at 24 okay 24.6 is what it says that's all the tech that's all like the
texas tech fans voting right now no they dude they want to punch me one more than they want to punch
you because i'm a texas guy people just want kiss fight me. Should we follow up with the poll?
Most kissable?
Okay.
Anyway, my weekend.
So, although the weekend
I technically started today,
we're going to see Top Gun tonight.
Top Gun Maverick.
Cannot wait.
Nothing but...
I've read some bad reviews on it.
Nothing but positive reviews.
Yeah.
Just kidding.
If you can find a bad review on this movie,
please send it to me.
No.
And we're going to see it at the IMAX too,
which is going to be extra sick.
I can't wait.
I'm really excited.
So we're all just going to sit around a computer
and watch it on like a screen?
Why would we go to an IMAX to go see it?
We're going to the Apple store?
Hey, I got a question for you.
What are the chances you could scoop a player
when you go tonight?
What's the parking situation
i don't know i probably have a parking lot do they it would scoot where is it scoop me the bob
bullet museum right by the capitol there oh i didn't know we had to go do museums and shit
you don't actually have to go through the museum and look at all the artifacts and whatnot but
it's at the museum the only art i'm watching is top gun maverick okay
anyway so you're not gonna scoop me what you're saying i will i will if you look up the parking
situation okay um i don't have any plans this weekend okay i will not have um based on my
plans this weekend this might be the shittiest weekend in fun we've ever done yeah I didn't I literally have nothing I don't have uh we don't have parks or a little Bay the entire
weekend so I I am very available but yeah nothing planned so far so hopefully you'll have something
that I can I can latch on to pick up the pieces from Dylan's weekend Dave what are you getting
into buddy huh well apparently I'm I'm watching my son on saturdays my wife goes to a movie without me
because i went to a movie with the same movie without her this is payback it is although it's
not she will be home with roads while he is sleeping i will be up with roads he will be
like in the afternoon yeah you're on the grind afternoon. Yeah, you're on the grind.
It's different.
Yeah, you're on the clock.
I was looking back through that text group we're in with Klein because he was maybe coming down.
I was like, oh, please be something set in stone, like golf related.
There's not.
No.
Is he coming down?
I don't know.
It doesn't sound like it.
No.
Probably not.
He's not?
Well, I don't know.
I think Brett and I kind of derailed the golf plans by having negative reactions to it based on things that we've already committed to.
And I chimed in late, said I'm in for golf, and no one responded.
So I think I'm pretty much –
I want to do a Mets trip.
Well, I'm going to Mets this weekend.
Let me finish my weekend.
Just telling him what I'm doing. Matt's this weekend. Let me finish my weekend. Just telling him what I'm doing.
I really got nothing.
We are available to do dinner Saturday.
Or maybe even Friday.
Maybe I'll give you an invite.
I'm taking it a little easy.
I'm getting smoked this weekend.
It's just a lot.
I feel a little run down.
Want to hear what I'm doing it's not ideal tell me this isn't just an all-time bad saturday morning you ready for this listening go to the car dealership there's recall on some shit i'm
getting alerts out the ass on my car i have to go to the car dealership and just go sit there for
probably three hours on saturday morning doing absolutely nothing yep you're gonna do what i did and try to walk to the twin peaks
down the service road and turn around i honestly might just go get like i might just go to
mcdonald's before i get there and just have a mcdonald's breakfast in the waiting room
a post or door dash or whatever one uh chick-fil-a and just ate it in the parking lot it was very
depressing dude getting if you go to my dealership right now and you want an appointment guess guess when the nearest appointment is august october i was joking you
go to the other dealership you can get in late september if you if you really try if you want
a loaner car they pretty much tell you to go just like fuck off that's what i was told when you have
a kid you need a loaner car so yeah i get to go in saturday and spend my entire morning doing that
luckily the epl season is over.
So I don't have anything to worry about on that front.
Oh man, a la Madrid.
Facts.
And then, yeah, I'm going to Matt's on Saturday night.
So if you guys are out, holler at me.
I'd invite you, but we're kind of going with like,
we share our childcare with another family.
And so it's the nanny's birthday.
And so we're all taking her out to dinner
and we're combining families
and we're going to have a little party.
You don't want.
Just the random coworkers there.
You don't want your boys to know.
No offense,
but.
You know what,
Dave,
maybe we'll just have,
get our own table or something.
Yeah,
that's fine.
let's just do it.
You guys are more than welcome to do that.
Let's do it while my wife's at the movie.
I'll bring the roads,
man.
What time does the movie start? I don't know. I don don't want to say i don't want people like showing up like
trying to get pictures with her okay yeah i'm not doing shit though and then uh yeah i'm gonna i'm
gonna dip into uh just i'm better call solving my my my face off right now we're just deep into
season two right now just wait man, man. We're having fun.
Yeah. Sally in on it still.
Yeah.
She tried to get out and I told her,
you know what?
I'm just going to keep watching this while you're in the room and you're
eventually going to want back in and we won't have to go back and do that
whole song and dance of me waiting for you to catch up.
Who's your favorite character?
Yeah.
I'm getting a haircut today.
Not to brag.
You on my calendar right now.
What?
I am definitely on your calendar right now.
Who's her favorite character?
Yours.
Oh,
Mike.
Mike. Yeah. That's Sally's favorite character character too it's impossible not to like that guy like
he's the most steady person in my life right now if i'm trying to like do a drug deal in my like
brand new hummer with flames on the side i'm bringing mike with me i'm making him get in
that car with me like those things the right way yeah he does the wrong things the right way
yeah he does the wrong things the right way okay let's get the hell out of here
don't get it don't get kicked out of your son's baseball game this weekend you