Circling Back - Live From The Ski Haus: Circling Breck
Episode Date: January 27, 2020Coming to you live from The Ski Haus in Breckenridge, Colorado. Will and Dillon finally settle their ski argument, Brett emerges as a star on the mountain, and Dave gives his first-time skiing takes. ...We also touch on the passing of Kobe Bryant, The Grammys, and a psychotic move Brett pulled at a pizza place. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off) Bach App: Download the app and get 20% off purchases with WASHED --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast comes you live from the ski house my name is will to
freeze to my right dylan shivery hey dude no one's expecting that i'm sorry dude i just said to my
right and i was like i can't go back don't apologize to dave you're introing me i think it's the first time it's ever happened maybe i feel bad you
shouldn't at all you strategically sit there because my time has finally come uh no that's
gross just this is obviously the best seat in here so brett looks pretty damn comfortable i'm
so comfy right now man this is this is solid you have a uh a deer above your head that's like a 12, 15 pointer with two ski poles.
Eight.
It's okay.
I didn't want to count that quick.
Counting to eight is tough.
Yeah, but I'm more looking at the ski poles because it would be a great addition to the lodge.
That's all I'm saying.
You know who's to my left?
Dave Double Black Diamond Ruff.
I thought that was my nickname.
Oh, what was Dave's?
It didn't sound like it, buddy.
He was David Puff because he's been hitting that kill the whole time we've been here. Oh, I don't know if that was me, doesn't mean my nickname. Oh, what was Dave? It didn't sound like it, buddy. He was David Puff. Cause he's been hitting that kill the whole time we've been here.
Oh,
I don't know if that was me.
Cowboy.
That legal Colorado.
Live from Klein's man cave.
Yeah.
We're just sitting here.
We've got minority owner Klein sitting in a chair just silently.
I'm looking out the window,
looking at just the mountains of Breckenridge.
It's quite beautiful.
I checked the radar.
We got big snow coming in.
We're going to be leaving town right at the perfect time.
Really?
I might stay.
You could.
You're going to get fresh pow.
People always say hit the road right when it starts snowing really hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't bring my snorkel, though, so maybe I should get out of here.
Yeah, same.
I mean, we've got a lot to cover right now.
RIP Mamba.
Yep.
Get that out of the way.
Let's get that out of the way.
Shouts to Kobe. Mm- way. Shouts to Kobe.
Shouts to Kobe.
We were getting off the mountain yesterday for a quick beer.
Brett took out his phone and delivered the news,
and we were all just kind of like in disbelief.
It was a weird one.
You broke the news, Brett.
I broke the news to the other squad, yeah.
As he does.
As he does.
That's right.
That's what I do with my breaking news.
But, no, I mean, Kobe was one of those just larger-than-life people,
and one of those guys who seems invincible.
Kind of a shock.
Yeah.
So I actually was not on the mountain with y'all yesterday, as you are aware.
And, yeah, you broke the news, and we were –
Alyssa and I, we went to Stag, Blue Stag our favorite, I think my favorite bar in town
and we were sitting there
and they had a bunch of TVs and like
almost all of them were on ESPN
and it was very
ominous, like there was a lot of people who were
pretty indifferent to Kobe or just probably to NBA
in general, didn't know, they were like, oh wow
like okay, and then I was in line for the
bathroom and a dude walked up and was like, holy
shit, are you serious? so i was watching people learn it like in real time and you could
there was some dudes who were absolutely shook like there was a lot of grown men maybe myself
included like you know a little little emotional about it just because it's sad his daughter's on
the plane or on the on the helicopter and then the other dude on the plane the uh baseball coach
his wife and daughter brutal yeah and it was kind of wild seeing the like twitter in real time too getting
the kind of reporting different things for about an hour and it was that was kind of it was a shit
show i don't know how i didn't want to get bad news i didn't want to get you got fake news a lot
of news like and i just didn't want to see see just everything that was coming out as it came out
because there were so many unknown things.
It just wasn't worth being online.
I don't know who they are, what outlets,
but there's some big outlets that absolutely shit the bed.
Yeah, they got a lot of stuff wrong yesterday.
There was that ridiculous video of that girl, the news reporter, dropping an N-bomb.
Oh my God. Just a shit show of a news cycle yesterday. ridiculous video of that girl on like the news reporter dropping an n-bomb oh my god like just
a shit show of a news cycle yesterday but um anyway shouts to kobe's family shouts to kobe he
was one of the greatest dude it's weird when something like sorry it's weird when like
obviously for a lot of reasons this is awful but like with twitter and see and you can hear what
like d wade has to say or shack and you see that and that just makes you can hear what like D Wade has to say or Shaq. And you see that,
and that just makes, you know, you think you're over it. And then you read that and you're like,
God damn, dude, he meant so much to a lot of people that it's just, it just, the grieving
process continues. Like even this morning I was looking like I was waiting to see when Dirk was
going to chime in. Cause Dirk and Kobe, they had a pretty good bond. They were pretty awesome
competitors. And like, he finally chimed in last night and i was
like i got really sad about it because they had some battles still kind of setting in for me like
it's less than 24 hours since it happened it's one of those surreal moments feel like it didn't
actually happen it'll become more real i think as the week goes on but god what a sad story
i thought it was interesting how there was initial talk of them canceling the games in the NBA that night.
I thought they were.
I don't know how you don't.
I don't know how you don't.
Twitter was wrong about that.
Like, there were some big outlets saying they were canceling them all.
But then I kind of did a 180 on it, and I was like, that's what Kobe would have wanted.
You know, he would have been like, get out there, go ball type of thing.
Yeah, I just, I don't know, man.
There's so many grieving people.
Players.
Yeah, players. Like, a lot, I don't know, man. There's so many grieving people. Players. Yeah, players.
Like a lot of those guys were crying on the bench.
I just don't.
I would have canceled.
I mean, I know what you're saying.
You're completely correct in that.
But it was just, I don't know.
Sad stuff.
Real sad stuff.
Should we rearm Brick? Should we lighter note it now?
Yeah what kind of coffee are we sipping on?
Dude it smells excellent
What kind of kill you got?
It's actually a combo of two different ones
Because we ran out of the other stuff
Hybrid?
I don't know what it was called
It was a breakfast blend
It was a breakfast blend
It smells like it's got some pecan in it
So I went into the pantry
I found some Folgers
French vanilla So there's It's like it's got some pecan in it. So I went into the pantry. I found some Folgers French vanilla.
So it's like 20% that.
So you got some vanilla notes in there
you probably picked up on.
I noticed you didn't put any oat milk in mine
when you brought it down to the studio.
I didn't put oat milk in any of them.
This is an all-business kind of coffee.
Okay.
You know, I put a little something extra in mine.
Why didn't you do that to me?
Do you want some?
Yeah, will you put some live on the...
What are you putting in live?
Dave's dropping some CBD in my coffee right now.
Oh, out of a tincture.
You hitting me too, Davey?
Dude, this is going to be lit.
What a guy.
He's got a hint of mint.
Okay.
We can do that.
Man.
So we've got French vanilla and mint going.
Thanks, fam.
Dude, the drip on this guy.
Yeah.
So we got to Breck on Friday.
We did. We just did a bunch of apres stuff even though we didn't do any skiing thursday shouts to people that came out oh yeah the denver meetup that was
a blast feels like it was a week ago it really does oh my gosh yeah denver meetup uh it was
short notice but everyone showed out it was a great time no we had probably 40 50 people there
yeah it was great it was very subtle i was very pleased with the turnout. Thank you guys.
I was sad I couldn't stand there for nine hours drinking 11 beers, but we had a dinner
residue we had to get off.
We had a couple backers, and I'm sorry I don't remember your names, but they brought us some
elk.
Dayton.
Dayton?
I believe his name was Dayton.
Shout out to Dayton.
Brought us some elk.
I promise you no other podcasts are doing that.
Yep, we had it for dinner on Saturday.
We did
Thank you Dave
Yeah and shout out to everybody who stuck around
I got there late
And as in like after it ended
But there was a good crew there
So shout out to everybody
I came in hot and sober
And like just was completely overwhelmed
That there were that many people there still
Dude I thought you were sipping on that rosé at the airport though
Yeah but that was like two hours before
I was probably BAC very low That's you know it wasn't like the dallas meetup okay we drank a lot come on yeah
oh but that was fun man dude denver's a cool town we were kind of in like
it was the cherry creek neighborhood which it was very new very like chic seemed kind of like hip
i believe brett and i or somebody and i were joking that it was pretty it was like new money
trash the new money i have no beat on denver still like i i feel like i covered two blocks
while we were there so i can't even weigh in we didn't even touch the cool like downtown streets
i mean the the airport being so far away is ridiculous.
The car rental place being somewhere between is just absurd.
It's not on site?
It's a nuclear bunker, so that's why they do it.
Yeah.
It's in my top three if I can move to a different city list.
I love Denver.
You should do that.
I've never spent enough time here to know.
What if you did, dude?
Don't say that.
It'd be fine.
No, we could have you call in every now and then.
No, I don't think.
No.
I asked you earlier.
I was like, dude, are you worried about alcohol sickness?
And you're like, no, man.
I'm just worried about alcohol thickness.
Or sorry, altitude.
Fuck.
It's okay.
It was good.
My brain's running low.
I have been worried about altitude thickness.
I haven't gotten sick, but it has affected me hardcore on this trip.
I feel the effects.
I just can't breathe, man.
I didn't know.
I can't sleep.
I didn't know altitudeies were a thing.
Oh, I got the two of these, dog.
That might be my biggest takeaway from this trip.
I woke up this morning and I was talking to Sally and I was like, I honestly can't wait
to get out of the altitude.
Yeah, I've been a damn factory.
Yeah, your boys have just been gassy.
You guys have all been crushing chili and whatnot. That's true. It doesn't help. i've been a damn factory yeah your boys have just been gassy you guys have all been like crushing chili and whatnot that's true it doesn't it doesn't help i've been i've
not abided chili since we've been here that's weird actually the time i had chili i was uh
sitting next to brett who was also eating chili yeah interesting right i think you're better than
us i actually didn't have chili at a flatbread caesar salad he did actually i had chili though
oh fuck i was thinking of dave dude i've Dude, I've been producing in what they call paying quantities in the business.
Let's just say that.
Hey, dude, the chili in Breckenridge is good, though.
I've had like three different types.
You did the Verde chili, right?
I did the Verde.
What's up with that?
Why are they green chili people up here?
It's just like a Colorado.
A little Southwest influence, maybe?
I don't know.
I'm not bummed about it.
Kline says New Mexico is where that comes from.
Yeah, it says Southwest.
That Pueblo influence.
Okay.
Tight.
Yeah, I didn't know that it was a thing.
And then after I ordered, someone was like, you should have gotten the green.
And I was like, well, why wouldn't you tell me that before?
That's Klein's 0.1% contribution to this episode.
Yeah, Klein's killing it.
Just like his ownership of the company.
0.01, just to be clear.
It's 0.1.
No, it's 0.1. It's 0.1. No, it's 0.01.
It's not.
It's a fraction of a percent.
Because remember,
we had it added to 100.
33.3.
33.3.
It's 0.1.
Well, it's actually,
technically it's 0.0.
It's 0.
See, this is how
we're going to get in trouble
because we're going to sell
and then Klein's going to sue us
and he's going to end up
taking us for like $200.
Officially, it's...
Hey, you guys did this
Breckenridge episode where you guys are like all kind of idiots.
Officially, it's zero.
Unofficially, it's 0.1.
Okay, cool.
How are you guys liking the CBD coffee?
It's hitting pretty nicely.
The mint and the vanilla don't go great together, but it's not bad.
Are you twisted?
No, not yet.
Dude, I've been absolutely twisted off this all week.
And I apologize to y'all i know i
kind of popped off on y'all a couple times it was just a cbd talking it's all right man um hey
before we i think the people are here and they want to know they want to know about the skiing
well yeah before we get into that can we talk about me undies real quick that's a great idea
dude love is in the air i can feel it it. It's almost February. I can feel it all around me. The only thing in February is like, I don't know, Valentine's Day?
Oh, yeah.
Even though it's a made-up holiday, it's still really cute.
It's the perfect time to show that special someone how much you care.
Say those words everybody wants to hear.
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Oh, yeah.
Isn't that what you said?
Yeah, all the time.
I mean, MeUndies has the most adorable Valentine's Day prints.
If you want to get
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You know your boys
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I mean, I'm thinking
this isn't even lovey-dovey.
It's just flirty shit.
This is their flirtiest fit.
This is their flirtiest release.
Admittedly, I still wear
the Valentine's Day ones
that they sent last year.
I do too.
I think you might have
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Those turn a lot of heads
in the locker room, let me tell you.
Meonese has not one,
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pair. Dude, what?
Sorry.
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I need a pair of matching undies. I'm going to put this
little PSA out there. If you haven't made your
res yet for Valentine's Day,
it might be too late, depending on what town
you're in. I'm going to make a home-cooked meal.
What are you going to make?
I'm not sure.
Salmon?
No.
You should do Dylan's salmon recipe.
My salmon recipe goes, dude.
What do you do?
You put some foil on a pan, then you put a piece of salmon on the oven,
then you just put it in.
Salt and pepper.
Salt and pepper first, but yeah, other than that, that's exactly it.
Do you ever put lemons or any citrus on that?
Dude, I don't need to.
Dude, we'll get to this, but watching boy charlie navigate the redfish yeah wow the the
bonus redfish we had a bonus redfish the other night i did not know that was happening no no
one did i would have paid extra i was very aware we all we all actually did the fly fishing teacher
on instagram why is it every time we get together and have elk there's always bonus fish i don't
know people take care of us man yeah it's a colorado surfing team like because they know that the elk is so
lean they're like you guys need some healthy fats so here's some fish yeah like your omegas are
trash right now yeah they hit us with the threes boy it was fantastic too yeah so we're people
probably don't know who charlie is um not yet at least charlie's uh several meetups he's been to
meetups he's got his dog, Scout.
He's always with him.
That's how you identify him.
Scout's a great dog.
Yeah, we had a little surf and turf meal on Saturday.
I have a question, though.
Is this about skiing?
Yeah.
Okay.
What were the preconceived notions before this?
Do we have a decision, or was it just shit talking before? You're exactly as I imagined you'd be on the slopes.
Just sick.
Identical to how my brain.
I talked a big game, a confident game.
I didn't oversell, I don't think.
I just said like I'm a very able skier who can do everything.
Okay, yeah.
You, I had worries about.
Brett, on the other hand, was silent.
The silent killer over here.
He's a strong silent guy.
It was a weird move by Brett to just not say anything that's
legit a really good look on his face right now is so cocky that i almost just want to slap him he's
good man i don't like it i had a neutral source a neutral and objective detached source tell me
that brett was the guy that was good man he was flying he's a big speed guy he was just cruising
down the mountain same guy told me that y'all were good skiers too, though. Okay.
The person was Drew.
Drew would never lie about that.
I'll say this.
Both of you are much better than I anticipated.
And that's not a shot at what I thought before.
I thought the talk was exaggerating the skiing,
but you both lived up to the hype.
See, I don't understand how you wouldn't just take what I said as word the first time around.
I was very...
You called yourself the Bodie Miller of Michigan.
I never said that.
Yeah, you did.
I never said that.
Well, I mean, my resume shows that I should be able to do it,
and the fact that you guys still didn't believe me
was just insulting.
I just told you I believed you.
Yeah, you might have had a little bit more.
Explain to me why expectations for me were lower in both of your minds.
In my head.
You just put off gay vibes.
Because you're from Texas.
That's not fair.
You're right.
It's not fair.
You're right.
And now that I've realized this, I will not stereotype Texas skiers anymore.
I've been close to.
Hold on.
We haven't met in a minute.
I've been there about 20 times.
You threw down, though.
I've been about 20 times
i know it's one of those things that you it feels like in texas people start going when they're
older right whereas we were on the slopes at two years old three years okay uh let me let me
interject there because i want to say that the amount of children and i mean like that were
possibly not even able to walk that were on skis and snowboards was shocking to me they got that
little center of gravity dead yeah they were functioning too like i saw little kids without like ski poles just like
pizza in their ass off it was and they fall it's they're falling like a foot and a half you know
it's yeah it's nothing they're like tearing their acl right back they still get after edge yeah
that's i mean that's still crazy brett was very good and i didn't even think about it before the
trip i didn't think to myself like like, how's Brett going to be?
And then I saw you, like, one time, and I was like, oh, yeah,
Brett's obviously going to be good.
Like, he's from New York.
He takes ski trips.
Like, he lived in Denver.
Like, he's going to be good.
I knew Brett was going to be very good when I saw his fit was, like,
the Labatt Blue shirt under his jacket.
He was kind of showing off, and he went no helmet.
Well, he's disqualified from the competition because he didn't wear a helmet that's tough i mean that's
fair i just i there's something about wearing a helmet all day that makes my head just itch and
so uncomfortable yeah that's much worse than banging your head off a tree yeah we only had
one head injury this weekend splattered on a tree is like way like less that being said i have toned down my
aggressive skiing where i'm i'm catch me on the runs in between like in the you know in the
sidelines we would get down from every run and he'd pull out his phone and be like oh i only hit
like 45 miles per hour on this one i need it i need to get up to 60 like what are you doing brett
just chill out man i don't i'm not i'm not a next-gen stats guy when it comes to skiing brett
is i am trust me i just don't care i was tracking both of y'all like i i enjoy he's trying to he's Just chill out, man. I'm not a next-gen stats guy when it comes to skiing. Brett is. I am. Trust me.
I just don't care.
I was tracking both of y'all.
I enjoy getting out there.
He was trying to set records out here.
Mostly, you want to track.
I want to track the amount of vertical we've done.
Like how feet per minute of skiing.
How are we doing?
We skied 16 miles yesterday, though.
It's pretty good.
The amount of cows you burn is crazy.
Considering we got out there at 11 o'clock, I think that's really good.
That's very good. The amount of cows you burn is crazy. Considering you got out there at 11 o'clock, I think that's really good. That's very solid.
Yeah.
I think it's a little unfair to Will because I feel like the video that was released
was more geared towards Dylan.
You don't see a ton of Will.
Maybe I haven't seen all of them,
but Will goes down first,
and it's like,
all right, that dude knows he's Dylan.
And then Dylan,
you get a lot of Dylan,
but then it kind of follows Dylan closely.
So I feel like you're in your head.
What video?
Was this one on Dylan's story? No, this is the one that Brett took. I think Brett posted it. We follows Dylan closely. So I feel like you're in your head. What video? Was this one on Dylan's story?
No, this is the one that Brett took.
I think Brett posted it.
We put it up.
That's the one that I'm really basing it on.
That hasn't been revealed yet.
I think Dave May just saw it and thought it was released.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be honest.
I'll be honest.
Brett took a very good video,
and I didn't know that you kept on going.
Yeah.
I would have gotten a little swaggier.
I was trying to yell to you at one point it's
like will like look and yeah i was just going i was just i was just eyes up trying to find the
chairlift like all right let's do this i got you you got me you got me i'm not worried about it
i wish uh i wish i'd have been able to ski with y'all more same because uh do we hit the terrain
park together though and that's all that matters. Yeah, that was a little adventurous for me. Why did we take Dave to a terrain park?
Don't look at me, dude.
I was a follower of this trip.
I had multiple people, not y'all.
Multiple people.
Oh, you'll be fine.
I was like, dude, I've had these things on for like an hour and a half.
There was a point in the terrain park.
A new skier.
Dave was going down and like pizzaing off a hill,
and this guy just goes behind Dave and like rodeo backflips.
He did a rodeo flip.
He did a rodeo flip.
I didn't even know what happened.
And they were like, dude, that was sick.
We should have got a picture.
I was like, what did I do, man?
I was like, did I do something tight?
And now the guy just crushed a backflip right behind me.
It was a hilarious difference between you two.
Well, I didn't know what to expect on that.
And I just was going off.
I'm going to throw Drew under the bus.
I think Drew's the one that's like,
oh, you'll be fine on this.
Fly fishing Charlie, I think, aided in that as well as well yeah i watched him fly he gets after it too uh i didn't realize how steep some of the drops were so i'm
fine until i start getting too much speed and then i kind of me being a 35 year old adult like i start
getting a little like oh shit i'm going real fast and sometimes there's such thing as too fast to
pizza that's when things go uh a little haywire when you tweak your knee a little bit dave how's
your knee feeling a lot better today i was worried about your knee they they didn't feel great um i
felt i had probably two falls um one was just me going right into a snowbank and it was kind of
funny and then one on the terrain park where i lost a ski which that's not fun and you're kind
of panicking because there's all sorts of badass snowboarders and shit,
and I'm over here trying to stomp my left foot on my ski
and just making it worse.
But I have to say I really enjoyed it.
I'm already talking about getting a trip next year.
I think we probably are going to make that happen.
Yeah.
I also did this move.
I don't know if I told you this.
So we get out there, and it's going to be me
and Will's future sister-in-law, Lily,
and we're going to go ski the greens.
And I talked to this guy, and he's like,
hey, you should go book a lesson.
So I booked a lesson for the group class for 1230,
and I just didn't go.
You just ghosted them.
I just no-call, no-showed.
They were probably calling for you, like,
I guess Dave's just not showing up.
You were drinking beers in the lodge at that point, though.
I was. I was like like do i go to class i mean
even though i've already kind of done this or do i just drink beers and eat chili you made the right
decision i think so you yeah and you lost 120 bucks you were fine like we could have probably
gotten you like to parallel at some point during the day it would really put an effort but like
it didn't really matter now so
the only so i got parallel on the uh on the beginner slopes the greens but the terrain
so like you know you're going veering in and out of the mountain or uh my terminology sucks you're
going sideways to kind of keep your speed down like going get some carbs on the terrain there's
not really that because there's just all sorts of like jumps and dips and rails and shit that was that was what my problem was was also when you went in the terrain part there
was it was sneaky like a powder day in there because nobody nobody had touched the terrain
part because there was too much powder so it was too slow so all the guys were like we won't do
jumps right now and so it was just dave and powder you were powder which is very hard to do
especially on your first run ever it It was fun. It was fun.
I got to the point to where at the beginning,
I'm just worried about getting down and not falling and hitting people,
but to where I can enjoy the mountain and the view while I'm going,
and that's kind of all I wanted.
Yeah.
And you got, I mean, by the end of the first day, you were cruising.
Much better than I anticipated.
Yeah.
I appreciate y'all's confidence. I knew you'd'all's confidence but not that quickly that well yeah honestly man uh shout out to everybody who kind
of gassed me up before like oh you'll get it you'll get it oh you put off you'll get it whatever
my worry for you was just that i didn't want you to be self-conscious i threw that i threw that out
the window you had to and i'm glad that you did because like that that is the the worst thing you
can do when you're learning is to have something in your head of like are people watching me like do they think it's weird that like a guy in his 30s is skiing
for the first time like you just don't want to have that yeah luckily i was so layered up y'all
hooked me up with some good fits uh brett the goggles will gave me pants and a jacket to where
you couldn't really tell it was me so i was like i was pretty uh incog it kind of works that he'd
be the double black diamond because he was just wearing all black.
He was murdered out on the slopes, man.
Johnny Cash on the slopes.
Dylan, I owe you an apology.
You were much better than I thought you were going to be.
Yeah, I mean, it's technically a compliment,
but it's not the best one.
I mean, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
The decision that we came to yesterday,
it was me dylan brett
klein and drew lily's husband we came to the decision yesterday that we were a great ski crew
we had five guys who could pretty much get down the mountain at the exact same time and we
never held each other up nothing it was it was just perfect the our cadence was was fantastic
on the mountain we had some video that minority owner Klein
took
we might have to chop and screw it
the video
we're going to have to do something with it
because there's some clips that work
some that don't but we're going to have to do something with it
because it does show that the boys are out there
just having fun together
I gotta say watching the videos of y'all two,
seeing y'all in person, like skis, like one thing,
but the video where you're just kind of cruising,
going in and out, like, I was like, dude,
I want to get to that point in a couple years.
You'll get there, man.
I was like, that looks so fun.
You'll get there.
It's like, you know, as a guy who grew up, you know,
blading and shit, it's just, it's a fun-ass feeling.
So Drew's been skiing for two years.
He grew up snowboarding, switched over two years two years ago so he goes a lot granted but in that short period of time he's gotten really
good so there's a little some hope that you can get there quickly you'll get there day i think
when the video is released the follow cam dylan's gonna get an unfair advantage you're right will
because there's a lot of dylan and he's he's getting swaggy with it. But I do think the initial intro to the video
where you're the first one down
might equal that out.
Yeah, I do have concerns.
I do have concerns.
It's fine, though.
I think you and I know where we stand.
You got me to vouch for you, though.
We're ski boys, dude.
Dude, I'll vouch for you.
You're a good skier, man.
Off-mic knuckle.
Yeah, we didn't come out here
to hate each other and get after each other's throats like y'all did get into it a few
times now we're ski bros dude yeah like now i'm like oh i can go on a ski trip with dylan ski
squad yeah like i don't i'm not gonna have to worry about like anything hell no dylan i can
go on ski trips together it's gonna be tight breakfast mountain was great yes klein you too
klein's a lot to come too dude so uh altitude i was
really worried about it i mean the only time i really felt it was when i go upstairs i kind of
like to do the jog i don't know why i'm just naturally that guy dude you're gassed you're
absolutely gassed just even like 10 stairs dude like so we we got to the house early and because
we got a phone call while we were running an errand to get my skis and they called me and they're like hey the house is ready and we were right there and i was like let's just
grab the keys get rid of everything and then go pick everybody up from the brewery like that seems
like the move i started bringing in suitcases i was dying like i couldn't breathe it's no joke
up here man no even if i'm not doing anything like exerting any energy i'll just be sitting here
once every like three or four minutes i have to take a deep breath just to like keep going.
Can't do it.
Dave bought an oxygen tank.
I got one right here in my right hand.
Oh, yeah.
I've been sucking on this thing, man.
Oxygen.
You have.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, dude.
Sneaky Shouts.
This is not Spawn,
but Beet Elite.
A little beet supplement.
They hooked us up with some subs
because apparently beet's good
to get oxygen in your blood.
I was taking it every morning and I was fine.
My morning cocktail was Beet Elite and a screwdriver before we got on the slopes.
Y'all drinking before in the morning is so wild to me.
Don't say y'all.
It was just bro.
Well, him and...
I had a beer yesterday.
Oh.
Hell yeah.
Well, what I did like about the altitude is that you can just get absolutely smoked after like a few drinks and you wake up and you're like i actually don't feel that bad
weirdly not hung over at all i was yesterday but outside of that like i mean the days prior i was
like oh i actually feel totally fine this morning so alissa was not doing well yesterday morning
like the altitude finally caught up with her so i went into into town got a one of those oxygen things like the big one that has the mask and dude it worked like she felt good after
that and she i gave her a beat elite too and she was fine it's crazy that like that's you can
pinpoint it and treat it like that i kind of wanted to go to an oxygen bar honestly yeah i heard those
are fun tight with the altitude i'm with you guys on getting gas but the sleep is the worst part for
me i wake up at four in the morning gasping for air.
Dude, same.
No.
I'm averaging 3 1⁄2 hours a night here.
I slept like a turkey head in Denver.
Fine?
Yeah.
Zero issue.
My fourth night of sleep in a row that it's just 50% tops.
Yeah, bring me down to sea level, man.
I feel good, though.
I don't feel hungover.
I'm just tired.
Yeah. House is tight tight our views are sick
the kitchen table situation uh with the view in the back of the mountain it's called a breakfast
nook like oh how are you not like david grow up like what uh it's called a breakfast is that
do you just not do you not know that i don't know dude jeez i thought you, you don't know that? I don't know. Dude. Jeez. I thought you know, you don't, you don't put out no, if you book,
dude,
dude,
I guess next time I'll,
I'll do it for the nook.
I do it all for the nook.
Yeah.
Is that really?
Yes.
Is that really what it's called?
Is that a breakfast?
No.
Yeah,
dude.
Welcome.
I'm from the suburbs.
I'm putting off gate vibes.
No one called, no one called me gaper
like no randos somebody called uh drew a jerry like first run though that yeah that felt good
that's about as bad as you can be called a random guy yeah uh he worked for brax ski lift operator
i work in the little gun thing at the what's a jerry jerry's like a noob basically was he
how did oh i missed this yeah yeah well is he just busting
balls yeah he was just yeah i mean oh that's great couldn't happen to a better person i love that
a jerry yeah it's not what you want to be called in the mountain i look forward to the sick video
we took of us getting like uh i don't know 10 inches of hair yeah off this this roller it
was pretty sweet yeah it was sick that's why he's gonna he's gonna edit it a little bit what's a
roller like the the big gradual slopes in the on the runs ah yeah we tried to get some vid yesterday
just you know put out there if you hit them going fast enough you can get some air catch me pizzaing
down the roller that would have been really funny just to have us like nuking down and going and then dave just like all right no one informed me like of the strain that the p like the pizza position
going down like a pretty you know steep grade puts on your your thighs and knees yeah i was
not ready for that i'm pretty sure i told you i was like yeah it's exhausting on the legs i know
but i didn't realize it until i went on the terrain part. It's way more tiring to do that the entire time.
When I would teach, I would leave tired because I would be so tired from doing that with the kids all day.
I was like, yeah, I can't keep going.
Pizzaing all day on 35-year-old knees.
It's going to make you hurt a little bit.
We were taking you to places where there was no business pizzaing.
The terrain part on a powder day.
We apologize.
Sorry.
It's not pizza friendly.
I'm bringing pizza to the park. Hey, speaking of pizza we got some some things for brett later don't we yeah well let me expose your your before that oh wow he's getting in front of
it yeah no i'm not gonna i'll let you guys take the pizza thing but uh you guys are no bar on the
chairlift guys keep the bar up or will previously was yeah yeah we i didn't grow up bars on the chairlift dude
that's crazy you didn't even have we don't we didn't have high-speed chairlifts in uh i mean
at the i'm a different across the way in michigan we had a high speed that seems weird to take a
zam bar like on the lift when i just take it before i know like what if what if the lift is
less than 13 hours i'll be out like a light the entire weird brett was so into the bar down thing
that every time he got in lift he'd say man i love these bars so i didn't even so every time we get it dog bars i didn't even
realize there was a bar because lily who i was skiing with for the first hour like didn't even
put it down and i didn't even know and then i looked up i was like should we have this
down what i realized which i never thought of was that it saves your legs and i loved it by
that purely a leg like tiredness thing i think I was the only one who was getting stronger
as the day went on yesterday.
I felt amazing at the end of the day and could have kept going.
Dude, you were just getting started.
Because I finally got my legs underneath me.
The first run I took, the first turn I took,
it had been five years.
First turn, I almost just fell on my ass.
The skis almost just came out from under me.
I'd never skied on these fat skis before.
I was freaking out. I was like, man, I've just lost it and then yesterday i was like all right
we got to keep going like i want to ski all day yeah i was the opposite i felt really good
yesterday morning then by the end of yesterday i was skiing like straight up on my legs i just had
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Hey, we watched the Grammys last night for a little bit.
We did. A little bit. did a little bit we watched some grammys it was uh it was interesting oh hold on we know we we can't go
straight grammys yet we would be doing uh we gotta talk pizza first yeah we'd be doing a service to
brett brett pulled the most psychotic move i've ever seen at a restaurant last i was it was pizza
sunday will was legit horrified.
I didn't see it actually happen, but
when I started putting the pieces together,
I was in awe. I was like, you gotta be kidding me.
I saw it happen. I have photo evidence. I thought the
altitude was playing tricks on my brain.
There's no way this is actually happening right in front
of my face. Sure enough, it actually did happen.
So eight of us went to a pizza spot
in town. Shout out
fatties. out fatties really
good they we ordered like three giant pizzas it was okay it was fine it was i mean i enjoyed it
my caesar my caesar before was actually pretty good though really yeah uh the garlic bread left
a little bit to be desired but uh the other side of the table got the cheesy bread which the other
side of the table didn't really talk about wow you guys were all eating the cheesy bread and not
not saying anything kind of concealed it huh it's true we sure did yep and we just had this like garlic bread with like dust on it so everybody's
eating like we've got three pizzas a clatter a works an italian and then a pepperoni jalapeno
everybody's munching you know whatever and then it's to the end of the night you know we're at
last glass of wine and we're all full at this point you know some people are nibbling a little
bit you know finding that last little pepperoni covered in cheese eating it oh yeah look over and
i thought maybe like uh there was a rat or something we had already decided that we
were going to bring the pizza home yes absolutely we'd already asked the box just to set the scene
these were like we were all sharing these gigantic pizzas they were on those little elevated trays on
the table right in front of we're all picking off of it right dave go ahead um some of us picking off of it uh more than others looked over and um
our boy brett was just he just dove in crust first on uh a perfectly good slice there was one slice
left on our end of the table of one of the more popular pizzas the second most popular pizza
somebody would have eaten that he didn't put it on his first. He just ripped the crust right off of the pizza
as it sat on the tray in front of everybody
and started eating it.
Not like a clean cut either.
Not like he just cut off the crust.
Like, I just want this crust.
He was just picking it at the bottom.
Someone equated the movement to eating garlic knots.
Yes.
That's what it looked like he was doing.
Like picking out something from a cinnamon bun.
Like you're just tearing it right off.
I got photo evidence.
I'm going to have to tweet it.
We'll tweet it from circling back or post it.
You're the new pizza rat.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to apologize for my actions.
I'll do it again.
You probably should.
Here's the deal.
Pizza was done.
It was cold.
Everybody was like, we're good with this.
And then I just wanted to have a bite.
Well, that's weird because the waiter,
the very nice waiter brought us a giant box to take all the leftover pizza home,
which we did.
I think you threw your trash slice in there.
You did.
Yeah, I will have that for breakfast.
Here's a question, Brett.
No harm, no foul.
I want to know where you fall here
because I think I grew up a pizza prude
and I never knew it until I met you guys.
Do you think that when you take the first
piece of pizza out of a shared pizza okay so there's one slice gone do you think that it's
okay to just like choose any other piece or do you think you have to do it from the gap
you have to do it from the gap you see based on your actions last night i would thought you would
have said differently no you have to do it from the gap what. What about reaching across and getting a slice from the other side
that's like facing your boys on the other end of the table?
How's that?
Same pizza?
Same pizza.
You're just reaching over for a premium slice.
From their gap on the other side.
Yeah, from a premium slice that you've spotted.
I'm in the camp that as long as it's from a gap, you can do it.
Okay.
When I see somebody just grab one from the other side
that's not been touched yet, I'm like, dude are you doing i'm a little reckless i i'm not afraid to
do that because you know if i want one that has more toppings it's loaded down i'm gonna go in
and get that i think in your shoes then which you know that's fine i guess but i think you just need
to be the first one to grab the piece well you know i usually am yeah it's true i keep it on me
Well, you know, I usually am.
Yeah.
It's true.
I keep it on me.
Slice of pizza.
Like, you're just disgusting, Brett.
Yeah, you're an animal.
Yeah, well.
Like, how's somebody even supposed to eat that now?
No, no, no.
That is Brett's pizza.
It was high-level savagery.
Well, that's what they call me, so.
Okay.
I mean, I was a little cocky coming off the mountain.
I had a good day.
I was kind of like, dive in.
You were pushing pal?
Well, yeah.
There's a lot of Roy.
Pushing pal.
Brett did fall more than anybody, but not because he was bad.
It was just random.
He was reckless. I'd be skiing down.
I'd be like, why is Brett on the ground right now?
Anytime he tried to hockey stop, he would fall down.
I was going for big time stops, and i had not skied on those skis
before a little different than the old ones a little bit of a different edge i loved my skis
by the way i hated mine i hated mine i've never been a blizzard guy mine were heavy as hell i
just didn't i didn't like them didn't anticipate the level of exhaustion just walking around
holding skis gives you skis are heavy there's like not a good way to carry them when you're
walking in those boots it's a it's a b i asked them yesterday though that they place their
bathrooms like down flights of stairs so you have to walk down them in order to go yeah that's cool
a hundred stairs yeah like just like one it's like one of the signs you said this restaurant
doesn't have a bathroom please go downstairs i'm like what kind of restaurant doesn't have a
fucking bathroom we're in a ski area like it's a nice place figure it out walking in the boots is
is not fun.
I'm sure if I bought a pair and not rented them,
it would be better.
But like, I don't know what the boot technology,
how that's evolved,
but I feel like there should be a more comfortable boot.
They have like boots that are made,
they're not performance boots,
they're made for like coaches that are more comfortable.
And I've always considered just getting a pair,
just to be like, all right,
I don't really care about my performance i just want to be comfortable
i don't know who had the best drip out there ooh dylan definitely had this statement yeah
dylan with the yellow pants shout out to my boy max at spider hook me up i looked the part out
there a lot of people were complimenting me out there
well you were murdered out as we said earlier dylan did the thing too where he matched his
goggle color to his pants you don't see anybody doing that which is tight i mean you look you
look great on the mount thank you yeah but i did i did get the most uh respect from the guys at the
ski rental they were dapping me up like i was a local and i was like yeah this is what's up it was the beard it was 100 the beard the beard adds a hundred the swag factor
is up on 100 yeah yeah that one day that it was snowing our first day saturday you had little
icicles forming on your beard it was a it was tight it was great yeah it's great that's that's
probably my favorite benefit of the beard yeah for. For skiing. Mine wasn't quite up to icicle standard.
Oh, at one point when Ben and I, Ben was another guy on the trip, snowboarder, good snowboarder.
He was really good.
I felt bad because apparently he fell.
New subscriber, Ben, by the way.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's my first episode he listens to.
He's one of those guys who doesn't listen to any podcasts.
If he can figure out how to access podcasts, he's definitely going to listen to this one.
Yeah.
He informed me. He's like, dude, you got some frozen in your in your mustache and it was probably snot but it's still tight i was like oh hell yeah beard dave is back
he's back very very austin danger powers it's a joke for a few ben took a he took a pretty good
spill on he was doing a board slide on a rail in this rain park
and just went full tailbone
to the rail
he did what you never want to do
and that's injure your tailbone
on a mountain
he recovered well
he skied the next day
or boarded the next day right
nope
oh maybe not
and there's talk
that he might have
walked away with his tail
between his legs
wow
no pun intended
this guy
any closing thoughts on the skiing yep can't wait to do it again with
you fellas and get dave up to up to our speed and we'll all go together i'm excited to try it again
man i really am now that i now it's intimidating like the gondola then the lift and all that like
now that i know like the logistics and how it all fits together we weren't there though and you were
just going up alone trying to go ski that would have been terrible
dude my first time like with any type of motion was getting off of the lift and i did not i did
not fall off the lift at all like uh at all i saw some people do it but i did not and i was very
that was like honestly that was my my uh my highlight was not eating shit falling off the
lift honestly that's a good highlight yeah your first Honestly, that's a good highlight. Yeah. For your first time skiing,
that's a great highlight.
It's intimidating.
That's a great thing.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I'm a certified renting guy now.
Catch me always renting
because those skis were awesome.
The process is so much easier.
It's a renter's market.
Catch me at the demo tent all the time.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What's the demo tent?
I don't know. A lot of times the skiers they
have like tents so you can just demo skis and stuff but we didn't really go to a tent we just
we just went to a store we got the demo package though in the store you had to yeah support local
business though of course grammys yeah we watched the grammys last night not something i would have
like chosen to do on
our last night in breck but like we were all kind of zapped so it was like all right let's
just watch the fucking good pop culture like got a lot of good banter like the staples center by
the way yeah can i say that i thought uh alicia keys who hosted it i thought she crushed i know
we were we might have been critical of her hosting last year or two years ago but i thought she
handled it really well because it's like a a very awkward situation with like the Kobe stuff and being
in LA.
Like you said,
was I the only one who thought the entire award show last night felt really
disorganized.
Nope.
I was with you.
I was just like,
what,
how are they like,
there's no transition at one point.
They just like panned over to Alicia keys and she was talking to somebody
else.
And then she was like,
Oh,
Hey,
we're back,
dude.
She's very,
uh,
off the cuff,
which I kind of like.
It doesn't feel like some award shows.
It's cheesy scripted.
You could tell it was on the fly on a lot of that stuff.
Yeah, but I don't know.
When it comes to that stuff, I'd rather just have the host get in, get out.
That's fair.
Because if you have to cut off people's speeches,
what they didn't have to do last night,
the host doesn't deserve that time.
They didn't have to worry about that last night because billy eilish just didn't give speeches big winner of the night huh she cleaned up man she uh i believe she got song of the year
and record of the year best new artist album of the year and album and best new artist so hold on
what's the difference between song and record we were talking about this last night i have no idea
not we should have looked this up not sure man you can't even look it up my that's the difference between song and we were talking about this last night I have no idea not sure look this up not sure man. You can't even look it up
My that's my thought was that it has something to do with like best song goes to the songwriter
But that may be way off. I don't know
They really enjoyed a Camila Cabello's performance last night
Did she watch it?
The second one the second one was bad
I don't know what I've been following her since her days on x factor so i've been everything like 10 years that entire second performance
that had like uh cindy lopper cindy lopper for some reason i don't know if that was from a movie
i'm sure it was life is a movie the whole thing was not good and she missed a note at the end i
kind of felt like i've never heard her miss a note like that before i was like dude is she usually
lip-syncing or something she knew she missed it too and just cut it off she's like nope i don't have it yeah and she's just like to
see it because i think she was supposed to hold that for a couple seconds you can't expect someone
to perform twice in one night although boys to men did do it why can't you people do concerts
before like an hour i don't know i'm just giving her some slack here yeah yeah dylan makes a very
good point here that i didn't think about like that's right people perform multiple songs a lot
actually yeah but she had like that break in between yeah it's like it's like getting back Yeah, Dylan makes a very good point here that I didn't think about. That's right. People perform multiple songs a lot, actually.
Yeah, but she had that break in between.
Yeah, it's like getting back down the horse.
Yeah.
It's like getting back on the mountain after having a couple beers.
It's a little creaky, those first couple runs.
It's why slow play is a problem in golf.
You get one shot to win the tournament in 18,
and the guy in front of you is playing slow, and you get iced.
She got iced.
I'll say it.
All right.
She didn't even do meet me in the middle though which is kind of a bummer i think we were all pretty upset about that
you hate to see that dude you're twice the age of billy eilish okay okay calm down that while
wow you really are and look how much more accomplished she is than you she's 18 she's
doing much better than i am in life thank you for pointing that out yeah good for her she's 18. She's doing much better than I am in life. Thank you for pointing that out. Yeah. Good for her.
She's 18?
Yeah.
Sheesh.
Where's she from?
I always thought she was British, if I'm being honest.
And when she spoke last night, I was like, oh, I guess she's not.
From LA.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
She would bully me hard.
She was part of the group of teens that would bully the fuck out of you.
Like, one look from her, and I'd be like, oh, okay.
Not to brag, but I started it at ACL, so, yeah.
It was pretty sick.
Dude, that's so sick.
Me and Tanner were rolling pretty fucking hard.
Really?
Did she do that song, the Sad Guy song?
Yeah, I don't even know.
I don't remember.
It was a bad guy.
Bad guy?
Did you say the Sad Guy?
Yes.
Right, you're supposed to be like the young one who knows this stuff.
Yeah, dude, you're supposed to keep us young.
I know it's Bad Guy, guys. Okay. That song, you're supposed to be like the young one. Yeah, dude, you're supposed to keep us young. I know it's bad, guys.
Okay.
That song, you can say it.
Who gets to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame first,
Billie Eilish or Dave Matthews?
Stop, dude.
I don't even want it anymore.
They won the fan vote by like a million votes. I don't even want the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
They're putting in like whoever the fuck.
It's more like a pay-to-play thing at this point.
Dave's too cool
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I heard that he just doesn't rock hard enough.
Yeah.
Have you seen his drummer? He's the best drummer of all time.
Is he the one that wears the
sweater or the hockey jersey? Yeah, he wears
jerseys of whatever city he's in.
I like that.
It doesn't seem comfortable. He also wears golf gloves when he plays oh he does yeah that's sick i don't know if i like that i mean what how do you not like that
i don't like the idea of golf clubs i'm a drummer what day are we playing golf on this trip i think
i got a tea time we're actually about to leave, Dave.
Really?
About to leave town.
So I brought my clubs for nothing.
Actually,
Klein and I are going,
we're hitting the casino on the way back.
No one's doing that.
I know.
No one's closing out their trip
on a Monday morning
at a casino.
You don't see that, do you?
Kind of disgusting.
Wait, how,
what time are y'all's flights?
505.
Klein's is at 430, I believe.
You're on my flight, right, Dave?
We don't have time.
So catch us.
I am.
No, you won't catch us.
You'll be gone.
But we're going to be throwing bones at the Black Jack?
Black Jack?
Hawk?
Black Hawk.
What?
Wow, what?
My brain tried to do too many words right there at the same time.
Black Hawk.
Dude, I'm just going to be throwing them.
Black Hawk.
No, you're not.
You told me that I could catch you at the Black Jack table,
and that's all you're doing.
I'll probably play mostly blackjack, yeah.
You guys should play just one last round of charades.
I don't think so.
I'm never playing charades with this group again.
Why?
Because you stunk?
That's not why.
Dude, I went five for five.
I bowed out because the game got too serious.
I was just on the sidelines just laughing my ass off at you crazy people.
Like I said before, we should have played Parcheesi.
No one's played Parcheesi.
Next year I'll bring Battleship.
We'll bring Bananagrams and we didn't even touch them.
That's too bad.
Dylan in charades, he got his word or his phrase and just goes,
put up four fingers and then just started laughing and
shook his head i didn't put up four it was two oh what was so funny it was jeff goldblum i was like
i don't i i had that one's tough i was like i don't know how to act this out with dylan and i
was like this actually isn't that hard you go no i think it is first syllable second word you do
something with gold whether you signal you have a grill whether it's like money that you're playing
with something or you just go straight to the second syllable and do bloom bloom is no i
think you should just do jeff my brain was operating at like 40 percent at that moment
you have to get gold bloom because you're never getting jeff how did you get jeff like i was like
how do you do jeff man see and there's a jeff sitting there literally there's a jeff sitting
there with your friend jeff and i was like well you can't point so i can't like like this guy
right here.
Yeah, that would have messed up had you pointed.
Gotta say.
There were allegations I pointed at the hot tub out back.
Did you?
For hot tub time machine.
You did?
I'm not sure.
I can neither confirm nor deny.
I got the Kool-Aid man my first round and I was so jacked up that I just yelled.
I did the Kool-Aid man thing.
I was like, I know you can't do that, but I was just too jacked up.
That's a fun one to get Yeah
Oh yeah
You did yell
I remember thinking like
That's cheating
Keep in mind
All of us were
All hopped up on elk
We made elk burgers
Courtesy of
Some backers
Charlie brought some elk
We did some
Charlie and Dayton
Dayton
And Dayton
I hope that's his name
It's hard to say It is now Should we get out of here? Thoughts on elk real quick? Brought some elk. We did some. Charlie and Dayton. Dayton. And Dayton. I hope that's his name.
It's hard to say.
It is now.
Should we get out of here?
Thoughts on elk real quick?
The elk was good.
Dude, the burgers were really good.
I was worried because cooking burgers in mass quantity, you know, you're worried that it's not going to be that great.
Dry out.
I went ahead with the redfish, honestly.
Yeah.
I did too.
Someone said get some redfish before it goes, and it did not go fast, so I just kept on
eating it.
Mm-hmm. I did too. Someone said get some redfish before it goes, and it did not go fast, so I just kept on eating it. One last thing.
The hot tub with seven dudes was interesting.
We overflowed it.
Yeah.
Dave jumped in the snow, which was tight.
So did Intern Klein.
I had a solo hot tub session last night.
I was under the impression
everyone was getting in the hot tub,
and so I got dressed to go in the hot tub
and got out there,
and about 15 minutes later,
I thought to myself, well, I think I'm going to go inside now. tub and got out there and about 15 minutes later I thought to myself well I think I'm gonna go inside now what time was this like late for dinner oh
before dinner yeah I was just sitting there and I was like you know I don't have a phone to call
anybody uh they're playing music so I can't really yell into the window and I don't have a towel out
here and I'm not going to go brave the cold just to get people in the hot tub so are you going to
tell people your uh your head injury we had one injury on this trip. So, yeah, the final night before,
no, not the final,
the first night in Brecht before we even skied,
I was walking, kind of running back.
I was low-key faded.
Some might say cross-faded.
A lot of CBD.
We will never know.
And I had my head down looking at the snow
so I wouldn't slip.
And I just smoked my head on this roof.
And Drew, Lily's husband, had to end up waking Sally up
because he's like, Will's head is just bleeding right now.
And so, yeah, I had a head injury before we even got on the hill.
Luckily for me, luckily for me, my helmet did not hurt when I put it on.
I actually had a very comfortable helmet,
so I was very happy that it didn't hurt my head.
But is it tender right now?
A little bit.
There's a scab.
It's good that there's a scab. You guys didn't hear me complaining about it all though glad you're okay i'm a beast yeah i do think i might have gotten concussed but we'll see
we didn't do the protocol what cussed
cunt david i don't know I'm just asking dude potting at altitude is just different it's hard
it's honestly hard and the fact that y'all aren't going to tell people about what we did that one
day on the mountain we found the signature schlotzky's sandwiches that's like hidden it's
a hidden gem on like peak nine I don't know why you guys are concealing that but we found schlotzky's
on the mountain it was so good Dave that's the one rule that you don't talk about that well i'm like look i'm a jerry rule
schlotzky's on the mountain is that you don't talk about schlotzky's on the mountain it's literally
a breck thing that we got from that dude at the meetup well you just you were exposed in front
of thousands and thousands of people i still think it's probably it's probably bad for business to
put a location where no one can find it very few people like us and they get very little uh
foot traffic through there. Ski traffic.
Ski traffic, sure.
Brett, you can only ski one part of Brack this morning before we have to go.
Where are you going?
Only one?
I have two.
No, only one.
Okay, I'm going to go the Peak 10.
I knew you were going Peak 10.
Get me on Simuron, dude.
Dude, the final stretch of Simuron was like heaven on earth for me for a little bit.
I was alone.
I looked up and I was like, no one's up here.
No one's below me.
Dude, you're the highest in the room.
Which peak did we finish on yesterday?
You know, dude.
10?
Twin?
Six.
Clint says six.
It was peak six.
Twins?
Ken Showchair.
Catch me on peak six, man.
Are y'all going to Twin Peaks after the casino?
Mm-hmm.
No.
For me, if y'all were to say,
Dave, we got to go ski one more,
I'd be like, dude, let's go half pipe.
I was trying to show you the pipe yesterday.
Trying to give it to him, too.
Right.
We don't do that here, dude.
That sentence was even out of my mouth.
I was like, oh.
But yeah, I was trying to point it out,
and you missed it.
Well, it sounds like you didn't do a good job of that. you're too busy eating pizza crust how about that callback wow that was a great call the king of crust god what he did to that pizza
you guys know what i did today and i didn't even mean to i let the entire uh theme song play
has it been going in the background this whole time no but i looked i looked over like
five minutes in i was like oh i never turned it all the way down damn yeah so that's is there
gonna be five minutes of full volume certainly not full volume not full volume it was pretty
chill pretty chill do we do the new one today dude don't talk about that this is a free dude
yeah yeah yeah patreon only dude wow can i um can before we go, can I make one more sports point?
Did y'all see, so Kepka, he had like a really big statement, as a lot of golfers did, a
lot of athletes, about Kobe.
And I was like, wow, it makes all the sense in the world that Kepka was a huge Kobe guy
growing up.
100%.
Like, his mentality, if you think about him on the course, and like, dude, he is that
same level of sports psychopath.
Did you get any?
You're 100% right, but did you get any golf watching in yesterday?
I did.
How did Cat look?
He looked good.
Couldn't make any putts, but a top 10 at Torrey.
I'm feeling pretty good for the Cat this year.
Okay.
Yeah.
Best player of the month.
Leash. Leash.
Leishman.
Was it even closer or was he just
blowing people out?
I think Rahm lost by two.
I love it when there's
big boys in the mix.
Oh, he's a thick boy.
Leash and Rahm?
He's certified thick.
That's just,
those tee boxes
don't know what's on them.
No, well they probably
are so cheeked up.
Yeah.
It's kind of weird
for both of those guys
to be in the mix
at Torrey though, right?
They're two big hitters.
Huffin?
Huffin, yeah. Ooh. Skinny skinny fairways they needed some oxygen yeah walking up 13 for them like they're
gonna be like yeah they're gonna need some oxygen like out here i've never played tp so
i just won't relate to this conversation couldn't be me i think i played it like seven times at
this couldn't be me let's get out of here it like seven times at this point. Couldn't be me. Let's get out of here, guys.
Yeah.
We'll be back to our regular scheduled programming tomorrow
on Patreon for Bachelor.
Wednesday, normal.
Is there going to be a Worst Of episode this week?
Yeah, I think so.
Send your stories to worstof at watchmedia.com.
Outside of that, I think we're all good.
Bye.
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