Circling Back - Love Island Boys: Bombshell Salgal Enters The Villa (UK Season 10, Episodes 22-33)
Episode Date: July 7, 2023Sally aka Salgal enters the studio to break down this season's lead-up to Casa Amor. She offers her takes on Mitch, Whitney, Zachariah, Sammy, Jess, and more. We also discuss who's most likely to ente...r the villa out of the Casa Amor cast, discuss potential couples who are just in it for clout, Snog Marry Pie, and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Tonight!
It's just Will. It's not the guy from Love Island.
Ian Sterling.
Put some respect on his name.
Ian Sterling.
Okay, Peanut Gallery over here.
Everyone calm down.
David Ruff's in the building.
See, he would have had a fun nickname for me,
but you guys jumped in.
Aw, poor Davey.
Freaking intro.
Doesn't get a fun nickname.
Hey, man, I'm just going to let the people know right now. Ladies, fellas,
I'm 100% closed off, but I'm
100% ready to podcast.
What if it comes to like your
Venmo account? Is that 100% closed off?
Ladies. Your Venmo
activity says otherwise, sir.
Peep me on that Zell.
Man, they call him the chef
because he be baking.
The pay pig himself,ylan chivry ladies and
gentlemen i don't i don't think i like that one you used to call me on my zelle phone
pay pig joke my name is dylan 39 years old podcaster austin texas here for a good time
not a long time all-time badge toast because i saw that this morning i'm here for a good time not a long time all-time badge toast because i saw that this morning i'm here for a
good time but who knows how long it's gonna last david so but i am happy to be here i'm ready to
drag mitch some more that's why i'm here well i've got great news for everybody a new bombshell
has entered the villa what sally to freeze ladies and gentlemen i would have worn a bikini in heels
if i knew you were gonna call me a bombshell.
Yesterday was National Bikini Day, I think.
Really?
Maybe it was two days ago. Damn, it's mad horny that you know that.
That's got to be the worst part of entering as a girl bombshell,
is that you have to prance around in a bikini and heels all day.
It's tough.
You don't get to just roll in and like...
That's what I've been saying.
And there's going to be slow-mo shots.
Yeah, lots of slow-mo shots.
Your hands get tired
from having to do
the heart emoji with them.
Get carpal tunnel.
Yeah.
I can't do it anymore.
I don't want to be here.
That's why they kicked Molly off.
She wasn't doing enough heart hands.
Who's your top three right now?
My top three?
In this room.
It's still early days.
It's early days, yeah.
How'd it get settled then?
I know exactly who my top three is.
Oh.
It's Leah, Montel, and Zach.
So you're a Zach fan?
I'm a Zach fan.
Everyone loves Zach.
Oh, really?
Okay. I also like Sammy and Jess. you so you're a zack you're a zack fan i'm a zack fan everyone oh really okay uh for those who like
sammy and jess but leah montellerman top two katie has my attention at the moment just saying
yeah we know it's the eyes man come on do you think she dates dudes who like have like jimmy
webb hats she probably dates 39 year old podcasters who have a strong affinity for all things space.
Yeah.
Well, they did call her old on the podcast
even though she's 27.
I know.
That makes me feel great.
They didn't do that.
That was not okay.
Before we go too deep into today's episode,
I don't want anyone to get any spoilers.
So I want to be crystal clear with everybody.
We're going through episode 33 on the Hulu schedule
of Love Island season 10 uk edition episode 33 okay okay you were from the uk you'd
call it series 10 just yeah i'm not but shout out to our uk following we know all you blokes and
that reminds me lasties are listening please send this to 1000 of your closest uk friends
yeah let us help us. Big show over there.
We're trying to hit the streets.
Even though we're a week behind their schedule.
Is that all? It's okay.
I think we're only a week behind. That's okay.
Which is shocking. That makes me feel better.
We're catching up. I don't know why.
I just don't like that people out there already know what's going to
happen. I feel like I'm on edge. I'm already seeing...
I follow so many UK
news accounts on Instagram that I'm already seeing, I follow so many like UK, like news accounts on Instagram that I'm already seeing like random spoilers.
I have to quickly scroll by.
I haven't seen anything too aggressive yet,
but I'm starting to get indicators of Casa more stuff.
The only thing that I have gotten spoiled for me this season was that Molly was leaving
about two days before it happened.
I had a spoiler,
but it was really weak.
It was like,
I think it was that Medi went home. Like, okay. Oh no. Oh no. We're a spoiler, but it was really weak. It was like, I think it was that
Meddy went home.
Like, okay. Oh no!
We're not going to miss Meddy.
I'm pretty bummed.
I almost didn't come in today.
I just didn't want to talk about it.
That was my guy.
It took this long to set in for you that Meddy's just gone.
Almost as sad as Whitney,
who was very
fake sad about that.
She was devastated.
They hated each other. It's giving
tears. They hated each other. They had one conversation.
Oh, let's reset and start
anew. And then he goes home.
Dude, he brought up things so many
times to her where he was just hoping the conversation
would sour and she would break up
with him. And he was like, fuck. He wasn't
trying too hard, but he was definitely
trying to get dumped by her for a while. That was a serious cry that she she let out because she was worried about
getting sent home yeah that's all that was crying she was more upset by meddy leaving than zach was
with molly leaving yes yeah yes but like that that that is zach's actually like oh dang
katie by another hot chick's gonna have to talk to me crap you always worry when the guy who's 6'5
has his girl go home on Love Island
will he recover?
will he be okay?
is he a good looking dude?
I wouldn't say
he's the most attractive in the house
but he's smooth
I think that he's got game
he has good eye contact
he's mad crazy. He has eye contact. He's mad crazy.
Yeah.
That's a big deal to them.
It has been so long since...
I mean, the villa moved so quickly
that the last time we were here,
we couldn't even talk about Molly being gone.
I mean, I guess we could talk about her leaving,
but she's now gone in this villa.
Oh, yeah.
And we have the heart rate challenge,
which I feel like she would have really thrived in and enjoyed she's a is she like a broadway performer
or something she's a she's a theater she's an actress she a liar though that that part i'm not
sure yeah yeah but she's an actress can we talk heart rate challenge yes we have all the heart
rates here should we should we these? Zach's heart rate raised
most by Leah, Tyreek by Ella, Mitchell by Jess, Mehdi by Catherine, Sammy by Jess, which is
interesting, Montel, Leah, okay, Scott and Ella, Jess and Mehdi, Catherine and Sammy, Ella, Zach,
Mal's was by Sammy, Katie's by Sammy, Whitney's by Zach, and Leah's by Tyreek.
Who stands out here?
Well, clearly Sammy did a good job.
I feel like Sammy, his hotness isn't truly translating to the television screen.
His hair is a problem for a lot of people.
Are the girls so short compared to him that they can't see what his hair actually looks like? isn't truly translating to the television screen. His hair is a problem for a lot of people.
Are the girls so short compared to him that they can't see what his hair actually looks like?
Maybe.
They don't know that he's got a middle part.
It's so bad.
The butt cut.
The butt cut is not in good luck.
Well, it's the daytime hair.
His nighttime hair is not as bad.
It's his daytime, like, wavy middle part.
He would have feasted in the roaring 20s.
I mean, he would have been an absolute problem.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Peaky Islander.
Okay.
I think I would be remiss to not mention that I don't know that I realized how shredded Montel was until this challenge.
The first thing I said when I saw him shirtless was, dude, he is ripped up.
Yeah, he's jacked.
Unbelievable.
No one realized how shredded he was
until he got out there for the challenge.
I mean, the cast, the guys,
is getting more fit and hot, I think, as time goes on.
Do you remember George from the beginning
who just had a soft spot?
We don't shame George here, Sally.
Yeah, we do.
George has a great body that we love.
I shame George quite a bit.
Introducing hotter and hotter
people as it goes along is kind of part of the strategy, right?
Yeah, you have to make
the temptation real.
Right.
George.
It's not good for the soft boys out there
like me and George that he went home so quickly.
We needed him to make a run to really make a name for us.
Okay.
My other question about this challenge is if you already just determined you're awkward like Mal.
Dude.
Awk.
The cat.
Do you just – is Medi's strategy the best thing that you just go make out with everyone?
No, I don't think it is. Do you just – is Medi's strategy the best thing that you just go make out with everyone? No.
No, I don't think it is.
Well, if you're that averse to giving a lap dance, which there's nothing wrong with that.
Most people, I think, are uncomfortable with doing that.
Then your strategy is to – you just got to go big and do something like real wild.
So people won't remember the fact that you can't dance.
Right.
And you didn't even attempt to.
They're just going to be like, oh, he kissed everybody.
A bad lap dance is less awkward to me
than getting made out with.
Ella was just like, nah.
I think anyone would make a mistake
by putting too much stock
in the results of this.
It's like,
there's so many factors involved.
Who really knows what's going on?
I'm just like...
Oh, I think the producers
just pick people.
The fact that...
Oh, I think the producers pick people people the fact that oh I think the producers
pick people
but the fact that
if they had a live
heart rate for us
and we could actually
see it
it would be electric
television
I would be cool
they should get that
whoop bag
dude
get the whoop bag
because
there's a lot of factors
I feel like your heart
would be raised by
whoever comes out first
because you're just so
like
that'd be the biggest jump
and you could be like not that attracted to someone but if they are like grinding up on you you're just gonna do something to your heart because you're just so like that'd be the biggest jump and you
could be like not that attracted someone but if they are like grinding up on you just gonna do
something to your heart rate you know it's like it's there's too many factors if somebody goes
in for a neck a necking oh my heart's they start they start trying to you know spike city what i
just said kiss you on the neck that's gonna get you going or like they always put stock in like
exes raising each other's but it's probably because you're like, oh, shit.
Mitch is coming over here, and now I feel like... I didn't see that.
Well, I don't know.
I'm just like...
Oh, man.
You know what I feel the worst for is the people who do try to do the lap dance.
It's like everybody but Mehdi, but they don't really show them.
They just kind of skip to the end.
It's like, how bad were the other ones?
I can't even imagine how bad was Mal
that they just didn't even,
they showed her for 15 seconds.
It was the worst showing I've ever seen
in the heart rate challenge.
They didn't want to put her on front street.
That was nice of them.
She had an embarrassing performance.
Yeah, that was the moment where I said,
she's going home soon.
She's not built for this villa.
She's not built for the show,
but she was a gem.
I feel like
she on a different season could have really thrived like just as like being her own self but
like there's too much going there's too many politics happening currently she doesn't really
have a place to like be herself she didn't raise anyone's heart i was hearing sammy right her and sammy got linked up yeah yeah he never really sammy's hard to read he like swears up and down that he's
really into jess but i can't i can't tell what he's thinking she has like permanent hungover voice
who yes no mal oh yeah is that their version of vocal fry it's no she's got like a frog in her voice she's
reminding me of like a muppet she's got a little muppet scottish so that like makes it scottish
muppet exactly muppet probably means something different over there what do you what did y'all
think of the um the zachariah whitney kiss i don't really remember the kiss that well.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The kiss that wasn't a kiss, though.
He kissed her.
So she was at the end.
He's finishing up his lap dances.
He makes out with her for a second.
Molly's gone.
I don't think Zach puts stock into anything he does in a challenge.
Remember when he kissed Molly and he was with Catherine and like everyone got all pissed off?
But what's her face?
She got all horned up for it.
She was into it.
Whitney.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, Whitney was like going back for more trying to do it.
And he was like, whoa, chill out.
He kisses her during challenges and he's kind of like, whatever.
We can touch on this later.
Well, then Whitney fought with Mehdi
because Mehdi kissed all the girls.
And it was just like,
well, you were also actively trying to make out with Zach
and Mehdi just kind of spread the love out.
Those two just...
I'm glad that it ended the way it did
because I was tired of watching them pretend
to be into each other.
Because they clearly were.
They were just going to coast till Casa Amor
when they could hook up with other people
and then pretend that they were only friends the whole time, which they were just gonna coast til casa more when they could like hook up with other people and then pretend that they were like only friends the whole time which
they were they had no chemistry many many made it longer than i thought he would just in general
he's kind of a dickhead i i really well he's french dude yeah i didn't care for
i thought some of the early nitpicks at Whitney were unjustified.
Now, that changed a little bit toward the end.
I thought Whitney, I don't know.
But he just, he bugged me.
His personality and mine would not mesh at all.
Yeah.
That couple annoyed me.
I'm just not a fan of Whitney anymore.
I thought I was going to be a fan of her in the beginning.
But the way that she moves, it's not like snakes.
It's not like snakes. It's a giving, though snakes giving though but it's giving i don't trust you i think she thinks she's got a better position in the house than she does the number one thing that
pisses me off about people on the show is when they get in friendship couples and just try to
coast and that's that's the first thing she did that's the first thing she did so i need her to
show something else in order to get me back up yeah but if no one is into you like into you into you you kind
of have to do that if you want to stick around so i don't blame people for trying to but she
didn't even try to go after like montel and stuff until after medley left she wasn't even trying to
rock the boat you know what i'm saying yeah like other people are like having tests tyreek's talking
to like every single person who comes in.
And she doesn't give anybody the time of day.
And then Maddie leaves and she's like, okay, now I'm going to like play the game because I have to.
I'd have to do Tyreek like that.
Well, that's true. As of episode 25, our man Tyreek is closed off.
100%.
He's going to feast in Casa Amor.
This guy.
Man, I'm wondering.
I don't know. He said he was closed off
I'm worried
I think he's
Really into Ella
And there are cute girls
In the villa
That came in
That I think he would go after
But I think he knows
Now he's been like
Love bombed
Or he's love bombed Ella
That he like has to
Stick to it
What does love bomb mean?
That you like Love bomb Love bomb mean? That you like,
love bomb, love bomb.
That you say you like love someone way too early.
He didn't do that actually.
You delayed on too heavy.
But I think he's smart enough to know
that if he screws up,
the world will hate him.
He's already like given some tests.
He knows that the world is expecting him to fuck up.
That's how we stay.
Everyone is expecting like,
I guess not so much
that Molly's here now,
but him and Zach,
it's like,
all right,
those are going to be the two
that are most likely to,
you know,
turn their heads or whatever.
And all the girls,
he knows that.
All the girls,
including Ella,
are expecting it at this point.
They were talking about it.
Yeah.
We talked about the kissing challenge.
Yes.
Yeah.
Maddie had an all time bad line.
Is that what you're saying?
No.
I was going to say that, of course, our boy Mitch
is the one that they're all dunking on as the worst kisser.
Like, of course, that guy, the idiot.
He can't get a... He can't catch a break.
He's just clueless, man.
He's not giving himself any breaks.
Does he have just really loser friends at home,
but he's like the hottest one out of all of his friends somehow?
Dude, that's what I was saying earlier, in an earlier episode like he's he's gotten by on
looks alone up until this point and now that the you know it's a level playing field everyone is
good looking he's like he doesn't have a good personality he's getting exposed for just being
a total dumbass he's like the he's like a 2a quarterback that dominated this his district
you know yeah he graduated with 18 people and then he walked on
to like a big school and just and just got he walked on an old mess remember what he kissed
like but he gives me the vibe of somebody who would like put his whole mouth around your whole
mouth yeah he's just you know like just way too eager well meddy i have to say i've got i've got
to mention that he said uh i don't remember whose kiss it was, but he said,
she knew where the tongue was supposed to be.
And I don't know.
I mean, I know that's a part of kissing,
but it still made me uncomfortable the way he said it.
The whole like-
The tongue was in the right place.
The whole like, I'm French.
This is what I do.
I French kiss people.
I'm glad that that is out of our lives.
I was so over it
But everyone everyone French kisses dog. Shut up. I
Call it freedom kissing. I mean, okay everyone
And everyone in this room who would win the kissing challenge probably after your antics in college probably you oh
I probably you. Oh, shit. I mean. Okay.
I was also going to say me, so.
Why?
Because I've had a lot of practice.
She made out with a lot of dudes in college.
What I said was facts.
She knows it.
She knows it.
Am I a good kisser?
I'm okay with it.
Yeah, I don't marry bad kissers.
That's not what I'm about.
That's you that I had?
That's on his ick list. Bad kissers. Bad kissers. Yeah. Yeah, I don't marry bad kissers. That's not what I'm about. That's on his ick list.
Bad kissers.
Yeah, I mean, yeah. Yeah, that'll help.
It should be. How bad is it when you think
when somebody thinks
that it's their partner and it's not and they
rate them a 10? It's the worst. It's the most
uncomfortable thing.
It's so innocent, though, at the same time.
No, I know, but when they...
He thought Jess was Leah. Sometimes they overdo it and they're trying to gas it up so that they look like the
better person but it's like oh this is making you look a little worse yeah yeah it's innocent
but like it's just a funny dynamic the worst the worst that ever happened was my favorite season
of love island ever season five molly may tomm Mae Tommy when Curtis thought it was Amy
and he rated
somebody a 10
thinking it was Amy
and then he rated Amy
like a 6
did she get upset
she got pissed
they broke up shortly after
that's like a thing that
if it bothers you
you can't say anything about it
cause that's like
that's silly
the lowest I would go
on the kissing challenge
is 7
and the highest I would go
is like 8 and a half.
I just live in that range the entire time.
That's smart.
Wasn't there a girl who got a very, very low score?
Was it Leah?
No, it was Katie.
Katie just pecked everyone.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she kissed Zach.
And he still gave her an 8.5.
Oh, that's tough.
Can I say something?
Zach did the woman.
I'm not trying to shame her for not wanting to make out with dudes.
But, like, this is your second time on the show.
I'm surprised that they would have someone back who wouldn't just kiss a bunch of dudes.
I don't know.
This is her second season.
Yeah, but she's bad.
I know, but Mal couldn't even give someone a lap dance and she was gone the next episode.
Yeah.
It's true.
They were like, nah, get her out.
Well, that was a public vote, right?
Allegedly.
I don't think any of them were public votes.
I have to ask.
Sometimes I really think the producers
are like, the public voted.
In Australia,
they had the super fans voting.
How do you even become a super?
There's no super fan.
How many hours do you need to get that degree?
I should qualify.
I don't think there was ever a clear way
of knowing who they actually were.
And it was like, oh, so it's just the producers.
I gotta look up my timeline,
but is Katie kissing Zach in this challenge
the first time they kissed?
Yeah, because...
Post her telling him no.
So he takes her to the terrace episode before,
or at least earlier in the episode maybe,
and tries to kiss her.
Right.
She shuts him
down and the fact that it hit turn like it turned him on more i i get that like that would probably
do the same for me that guy doesn't get turned she didn't turn him down in like a way where she's
like we have no chemistry i don't want to make out with you she did it in like i want to wait
like yeah but she did like the whole like you know skirt head back handout thing which is heisman she gave him the heisman which is tough man i have to say
so i don't think that this show does producer plants but katie if i had to say in the two
seasons i've watched she is the most uh likely culprit to be given some direction by the
producers before they put her in there and a lot of that is probably that she's been on the show
before and she knows how it works.
She knows the game. Oh, I think she's a producer, Clint.
Oh, you do? Okay, cool. I think she was clearly there
to screw up the Molly
and Zach dynamic. I think she purposely picked...
She was told to pick Zach. Yeah.
Because it was like, you've either got to pick someone.
It's either Zach or Tyreek.
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay. I have heard
from other people who've been on Love Island,
like on their Instagram AMAs and stuff,
that the producers are like,
well, you could vote Will off,
but what if you voted Dave off?
And then they just, they're like,
but what if you did that?
And they like take you to the side.
So when they're voting people off
that the islanders are doing it the producers are in there like well so and then i think when
they really want to get rid of somebody they say the public did it okay because i mean molly
getting they're only getting rid of boring people though they're not like getting rid of
like george molly getting sent home so abruptly like that someone that like was pretty well liked
and was obviously very hard after zach that was like in a headline grabber you know like those facts and they knew
what they were doing they brought her back to the uk she did an interview like on whatever their
after sun podcast thing is and then she went they flew her back to mallorca so they like
fully tried to pull a fast one.
Do you think she got any work done while she was back in the UK?
She looked great.
How to find me.
She looked great when she came back.
No, but I think if I left the villa and came back,
I would read every single Twitter comment that ever existed.
Would you study tape?
I'd study my tape and be like, all right, I need to sit this way.
I need to work my angles more.
Yeah.
I'd be in my own head real bad.
Do you think because she was only gone for a few days?
She's got a tattoo.
Come back with some edge.
Just edgy Molly.
She'd have gone for a week.
Do you think they let her go out into public and do her own thing?
Or they kept her like-
They did because they made her-
She flew home to the UK.
And she was on the podcast and stuff.
People saw her out
because it was supposed
to be like a fake out.
Like she's gone for good.
We really
we're really ruthless.
I was wondering
if it was like
you just hang back here
and we're going to
put you back on the show
in one week.
Just chill out.
I think they told her
though you're going back
so you can't do too much.
Like we're going to
plant you around London.
Yeah.
All the paparazzi like
and then we're going to
fly you back.
She was obviously under the guise of I think they said then we're going to fly you back. She was obviously.
Under the guise of.
I think they said that she was going to Ibiza or something.
Ibiza.
Do your joke.
Dude Dylan.
Didn't you take a pill there one time?
Yeah.
VT is dead.
And RIP.
All that stuff.
Damn dude.
You're just brushing.
You're just brushing Avicii's death under the rug.
Levels is good.
Shout out to his family.
Levels is a jam.
Dude there's levels to that shit.
Should I get levels on vinyl?
Yeah, you should.
You think Blink will play levels tonight?
Dude, that'd be sick if they did.
Yeah, I'm excited.
What song are you most excited for at Blink tonight?
Ooh.
Aliens.
Aliens exist.
I don't know why.
That's always been one of my favorites.
Yeah, I'm surprised.
Damn it, too. Damn it's the one that really been one of my favorites. Yeah, I'm surprised. Damn it.
Damn it, too.
Damn it's the one that really, really solidified them.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
I don't think I've made my decision yet.
What about you, Dylan?
What's your favorite song?
I like Wendy Clear.
I think they're playing that on this tour, right?
I sort of just like them all.
Yeah, that's fast.
Really?
Yeah, sort of like them all.
Really?
Uh-huh.
Dude, name five.
Sally, name eight.
Yeah.
How many Blink-182 songs can you name, Sal?
Like four, probably.
I know more than that, but if I'm being...
You'll know when you hear it.
Yeah.
It's like me and Taylor Swift.
You know way more than that.
I thought I knew like eight, and then I went, and I was like, oh my God.
There's like...
How many songs does she do?
Like 55?
Where's Cruel Summer gonna be on your
end of the year
Spotify rap
I swear to god
it'll be top 3
I'm not
I haven't overdone it yet
I did it
the two weeks
post Taylor Swift
I went real heavy
on her set list
mainly Cruel Summer
that's why it's
her new single
yeah
Will was telling me that
I didn't realize that
I thought her new single. Yeah, Will was telling me that. I didn't realize that.
I thought her new single was Matt Healy.
You don't need him, girl.
Okay.
I think, so... John Mayer didn't do anything.
Do we need to cover Betty and Val going home?
No one cares.
What I do think we need to...
There is something I do think we need to there is something i do think we need
to cover fairly quickly it was a major plot point during this season it changed the way that i
forever will look at these two people on the season and i'm talking about sammy and whitney
making food the pasta that they made was one of the more embarrassing things i've ever seen done
on this show and that's a lot to say when mitch is in the mix how do you get pasta to clump together
like that i don't know, dude.
They were different.
I'm fully guessing here
because they had
all the ingredients out
and they had all the pasta
just in a pot.
They needed to separate it
and cook it.
But I don't know
if you watched this part.
He starts pouring oil
over the pasta.
Oh, and it made it
like clean together?
It's dry.
And then I think
they filled up the pot.
They didn't stir it, did they? No, they filled up the think they filled up the pot. They didn't stir it, did they?
No, they filled up the pot.
They didn't boil the water before they put the pasta in.
Correct.
I think they put the pasta in the cold water.
Right.
And then they boiled the water.
But I don't even think that they put the water high enough.
It was all just sticking together like that.
I'm not even sure that the water even came to a boil.
I think they might have just served pasta that was a brick.
I think that they never
stirred it and they just, water was
only in half the pot and it just slowly
congealed down. Can you imagine if Davide
was on this season and they put
that in front of him? You wouldn't have eaten it.
Immediately out of the gate, he did
the thing you don't do. They broke
the pasta. You don't break the pasta.
Davide, for some context
here, was a good chef in the villa
like he did a lot of cooking he made of course he made tiramisu and all kinds of stuff so he takes
his cooking seriously and he's also very italian very that's why i brought him up here yeah you
don't break the pasta he would he would have pushed that when he knew that when he told him
like no when he knew that but then they didn't there was there was like eight pounds of spaghetti in that thing they didn't need i i don't
understand how you could not know how to boil water and make pasta that's like the most basic
task in the case but even if you don't know how to do it how do you not approach someone in the
villa before him and be like hey dude like uh i'm trying to think of the most responsible person i
guess no metty was gone at that point who do you go up to to ask how to boil water mitch doesn't know how to do probably katie like she's older
like yeah like how do you not go to katie and be like i honestly think so what do we do like is
there any way you could just yell us instructions from like the terrace while you're not making out
with zach did you see afterwards too like somebody went up to the kitchen there was like all these
fresh ingredients they had like vine fresh tomatoes and stuff and they didn't use any of it they literally
made whatever congealed pasta mess that was and then put like prego on top of it oh with like
one pepper that was cut up prego i would love to know how just regular meals work in this i do know
this you do know how yes okay so they breakfast together. They make breakfast for themselves like in the villa, coffees, et cetera.
And then every other meal, unless it's like a date, is eaten in some like craft services
room and they are not allowed to eat together.
So if you're on the show and I'm a producer, I take you and we go off by ourselves and
you eat totally alone.
Weird.
So that you can't advance the plot line of the show and you can't talk about anything that's going on so they completely separate everyone interesting
on their days off are they also separated or they're one day off a week i think i think yes
or like they're pretty they're very watched over by producers so they're not allowed to
discuss any drama that's currently happening because it would further the show. So they purposely separate them.
I like that.
But a lot of them, like, I think
Leah, maybe she's vegetarian
or, like, vegan.
They, like, have special meals for them.
And I think they eat pretty healthy.
Okay.
Besides when they're, like, snacking in the kitchen.
Well, they gotta stay fit.
Right.
And otherwise, if you just had, like,
free reign to be on a beach vacation, like, I would get so chubby., they got to stay fit. Right. And otherwise, if you just had free reign
to be on a beach vacation,
I would get so chubby.
Except they probably
just fed George
whatever he wanted, though.
Come on.
It'd be frustrating
to be in the pool so often
and not have guacamole
and stuff, you know?
Or like a drink.
I think that's what sucks.
They get like one glass
of champagne.
What?
What did you just say? Oh, I meant to send glass of champagne. What did you just say?
I meant to send that to Will.
What did you say?
I meant to send that to Will.
Damn it.
What did you do?
Can I share it?
Yeah.
Dave slacked me.
I meant to slack Will.
I was trying to slack Will.
And it said, say Dylan's a vagetarian.
It's even funnier because his little profile picture on slack is he's in clown makeup yeah
i looked over and saw saw dave oh man dave on slack and i was like i wonder what dave's up to
right now he's just out here grinding he came up with a funny joke but he didn't want to say it so
he passed it on to you or he tried to i uh vegetarian said. Not a vegetarian for the record.
Yeah.
Okay.
We can't even.
Unbelievable.
When Jess picks up the pasta and it's like. It's gross.
Honestly, her reaction, that made, I really like Jess, but her reaction to it just being
like, this is fucking disgusting.
Yeah.
Was so great because she's just like, no.
Yeah. I'm not like this is fucking disgusting yeah was so great because she's just like no yeah
i'm not pretending this is good uh along the same producer lines i don't know why this didn't click
with me last year but jumping ahead when the girls leave unexpectedly to casa amor
i it clicked that like oh the reason that they just take them and don't like make it like a thing is so like Mitch can't like plot with Jess.
Like, hey, I'm going to bring somebody back.
You bring somebody back.
You don't.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
And I was like, oh, that makes – I don't know why that didn't set in last year.
Yeah, you have to surprise them.
I think that they have a feeling it's coming because it happens like three or four weeks in every season. So they know that it's like looming, I think.
But they don't – I think they purposely keep them in the dark about all that.
Like every time they sneak them off somewhere, whoever is going, so that they can't go have a like, bye, I love you, stay loyal, blah, blah, blah conversation.
Yeah, that's pretty smart on their part.
Everyone is just trying to make it to Casa.
You got to make it to Casa. Whitney. Whitney is only trying to make it to Casa. Making the Casa is just making the Casa.'s just trying to make it to Casa. You got to make it to Casa.
Anything can happen.
Making it to Casa is just making the cut.
Mitch, only trying to make it to Casa.
You get paid.
You're going to be in the thick.
Keep your card.
You got a chance over the weekend.
Making the money at the World Series of Poker Day.
Yeah.
It's like a game seven.
You get it to a game seven, anything can happen.
Actually not.
You can either win or lose.
Can I talk about a couple that I think is together just to make it to Casa?
That people- Is it Catherine and Scott? Yes. win or lose can i talk about a couple that i think is together just to make it to casa that people see katherine and scott yes but i think i think it might be katherine who's staying with scott to make it to casa i don't see a ton of chemistry there and obviously the behind the
scenes stuff would indicate the same thing because everyone has the same opinion but people were
shitting on scott i'm like i don't i I think Scott probably is also staying with Catherine to make it to Casa,
but I think Catherine is just as guilty.
Something I haven't thought about until right now is that Scott is a goalkeeper.
Goalkeepers are weird as fuck.
They're just weird.
All goalies in any sport are weird.
They're the weirdest person on the team.
Because like a relief pitcher or like a closer.
Is that why they want to have different colored jerseys? Yeah, like they're just the weirdest dude on the team. Because like a relief pitcher or like a closer? Is that why they want to have different colored jerseys?
Yeah, like they're just the weirdest dude on the team at all times.
Is Tim Howard listening to this and he's just like rolling in his grave?
No, Tim's actually a cool – he's a seemingly cool American hero,
whereas like the goalie on your high school team is like just like the dude who just wants to be different.
Yeah.
But like they always have a different demeanor to them.
It takes a different person to want to be the person that like gets blamed for a lot of things like it
takes someone who's just like kicker yeah yeah like it's just the same kind of vibe and scott
is just seemingly quiet and i need more from him right now do you think he handled the uh
fire pit situation well where he got everybody together i think it was fine i personally
would have done the same thing i i kind of think if you're sitting there and you know that everyone
around you is talking shit about you i'm like okay i'm gonna confront everyone i'm just yeah
you're just doing that if you can actively hear the people talking like you can say whatever you
want to them at that point mostly because i think you're just like just come say it to my face like
we all live together.
Just stop being smarmy and like saying it
behind my back.
He, uh,
so watching the show
a little bit with Alyssa,
she thinks he's
one of the most handsome.
I agree with her.
He's a hot dude.
Who?
Scott.
Oh, yeah.
I get that.
He's got the eyes.
Scott's hot, dude.
The eyes are,
yeah.
He's got,
they're not Katie eyes,
but they're up there.
He's so hot,
I've been calling him
Scotty Too Hotty. Really? Yeah, dude. I came up with that. The other're up there. He's so hot, I've been calling him Scotty Too Hottie.
Really?
Yeah, dude.
I came up with that.
The other thing about when he did the fire pit, though,
it got everyone on...
Everyone got so amped up.
It brought to the surface all of the tension that's been going on
because that's when Katie really got set off with Mitch and Zach.
And she was like,
I never said I wanted to get to know you, Mitch.
I mean, she put him in the ground.
Let's talk about it.
Did anybody pull the tape on that?
Okay, so Zach pulled – explain it.
So Mitch has a chat with Katie and he –
Mitch is just doing typical Mitch shit.
Mitch is just being a total freaking idiot.
Mitch is just playing it just really, really poorly.
Mitch, this is my problem with Mitch.
I know you probably have already said this.
Mitch thinks he is like the house savior.
He's like, oh, well, I'm going to do Katie a favor and have a conversation with her and tell her that Zach thinks their conversation is dry.
And that's how I'm going to get in with her?
He doesn't read people.
When has that ever worked?
He tries to – I've used this term.
I used it last week.
He tries to white knight for them.
It's like I'm going to be the guy who looks out for you.
Like, I'm the good guy of the group. I'm gonna tell
you what you need to hear. I got your
back, and I'll defend you if you need defending.
But it's all total bullshit, because he's an
idiot, and he's just trying to win them over.
You know what show Mitch would
thrive on? The Bachelor. Or
The Bachelorette. Because he would be the guy
that white knights, and like
also has some weird family
last week he'd be the tattletale he's like he's not here for the right reasons you might want to
pull him aside he's not here for the right reasons guy he's telling everyone but okay so to set the
scene so zach and katie have uh they're in their their dinner the pasta dinner didn't go great
conversation was a little stale just like the and he went back and he he kind of
alluded to that with the guys in confidence like yeah that you know we just weren't we weren't on
tonight it was a little bit a little bit off conversation wasn't fantastic mitch immediately
runs to katie moving like snakes and he says what he says and says yeah zach said your conversation
was dry which i don't think he actually said that right i mean he alluded to it but he says what he says and says, yeah, Zach said your conversation was dry, which I don't think he actually said that, right?
I mean, he alluded to it, but he didn't use the term dry, I don't think.
I think someone else said dry, and he might have kind of agreed with him tacitly.
And then to add to that, he's clearly flirting with Katie
and doesn't have any kind of conversation with Zach beforehand.
The dude is just a total moron, and I can't stand him.
When Zach pulls him aside and
is like did you tell her our conversation is dry like man you can't be doing that and she's like
yeah my bad my bad you're like really mitch like how many dude zach is zach is so like smooth and
doesn't care that he's given mitch like a hundred chances yeah like he doesn't he really is like and
they're apparently still boys like i don't think it's like because i don't think because zach does not see mitch as a threat at all just feel sorry for
it i feel like zach's gonna go home to his boys from home and be like yeah i could have gone
harder on zach but it would have been a bad look for me to shoehorn myself in there or mitchell
yeah like i just didn't want to go too hard on mitch because like it's it would just make me
look bad yeah he can't be he can't associate himself with that and he has to know this
shit's gonna come coming back around to him it's it's unbelievable when you talk shit about
people in there you think that it's not gonna get back to them like you're you're living in a house
together 24 7 he has no tact one thing one thing i really is i'm coming around on zach i'm starting
to like him more and more especially because he says broski i have not noticed he says broski he said it he said
it a bunch in this episode actually fuck broski but he so okay so back to it so then katie later
pulls zach again this is post fire pit like blow up everyone's pissed at each other and she's like
i wish you would have told me about like whitney because at this point they've gone on
the date whitney and zach have gone on their date which we can talk about if y'all want no i'm good
i think whitney like thinks there's something there and zach's like i just want to get out
of the house and go on a date like i don't really give a shit but when katie's like just tell me
that like there's something going on so that i don't look like a mug. And then he's like, well, you have something going on with Mitch.
Mitch said you wanted to get to know him.
She's like, nope, never said that.
She brings him over.
Right away.
And it's like, when did I ever say that I wanted to get to know you?
I'm like, she just buried Mitch for like, and Mitch is like, oh, never.
Sorry.
Like, it's so uncomfortable.
Mitch is such an idiot.
He's so stupid.
I can't stand it.
I compared him recently to
he's the Luca,
he's the Anton,
he's the shitster.
But Luca at least was in a couple.
They can't help themselves though.
But they love it.
And I feel like Mitch also
in Casa is going to be the guy that
tells Tyreek
and Zach, you need to go after girls.
Movie night's going to really
reflect poorly on him.
It's going to be because he doesn't have...
The girls are going to feast on Mitch during
movie night if he does that. He will do that.
You're right. You're right here. He can't help himself.
He's too stupid. Because he doesn't have any girls
who are into him. So his only purpose
at this point is to stay on the show and some sort of friend couple.
He wants to latch on to anyone who will give him attention.
He's going to bring some girl back from Casa because that will just buy him some time.
But he's going to tell every guy, every single person in the couple, including Montel, Sammy, everyone,
you're not closed off.
You need to make moves, blah, blah, blah.
And then it's all going to bite him in the ass when.
Yeah.
Movie night's going to be.
Movie night happens.
Movie night's always the best episode.
Dude, it's going to be a movie.
He can't help himself from fucking with Zach.
He's going to tell Katie, I don't know, something.
He's going to be Zach.
He's still in love with Molly.
Yeah.
Dude, he feasts on Zach's seconds.
Like, he just looks at what Zach does and is like, I want to do it.
Oh, I mean, if Molly, if Molly is like, I want to do it. He's coattailing Zach because of Molly.
If Molly, like, really comes,
when she comes back
and she,
if she really, like,
is like, Zach,
I'm not getting back together
with you,
Mitch is going to be like,
he's going to pull her aside
and be like,
I'll bring you back
to the villa.
Let's get together.
Absolutely.
That's what he's going to do.
Absolutely.
And then he's going to,
he'll do anything for Zach.
Remember when he was like,
I basically saved Molly
and now I'm going to make
a move on her, like, really early on and it was, like, the least smooth thing he's gonna he'll do anything he'll do anything for Zach I I basically saved Molly and now I'm gonna make a move on her
like really early on
and it was like
the least smooth thing
he's ever done
oh and he wanted to keep it a secret
like I'm gonna like
secretly get to know you
like what are you doing
he literally told everyone
like she wasn't gonna tell Zach
like right away
he's such a moron
he's so dumb
I hate him
but he's good TV
but I like love to hate him
you know like
yeah
I hope he sticks around
cause it's fun
I kinda do too
oh yeah you have to have someone that you can all hate on together every friend group has like a
dude that you all shit on why are you looking at me dog because i'm talking i'm on a podcast
every media girls girls have this too you have one person that you all like collectively
kind of hate and when that person is not there,
shit falls apart.
So like you've got to have Mitch or drama's going to happen
because they're going to have no one
to take out their stuff on.
Everyone's wondering if they're the person
in that group right now.
I'm doing some thinking right now.
I'm that dude in Sally's family.
Should we talk about Neo?
Dude.
Yeah, big hit.
I love for Neo.
I was watching them.
They all knew the words they did they were all
neo fans is neo just bigger over there i didn't i didn't know any of the songs i knew some of the i
had heard the songs before but i didn't know all the words to love songs is that new i know some
of his songs but the ones they played on the show i did words like absolutely not i would recognize
if you played it for me i might be able to be like that's neo i know a few choruses of his popular hits but that's it yeah they knew like every word
neo's clearly just based on the hashtags of the text alone there's no way i would have known that
she like reads the text it has hashtags which are clearly his song titles it's like
it's neo i'm like how like how did she do that how old do you think neo is 30 38 40 33 he's 43 he's 43
i'm actually shocked that they know his music so well they're so young i think i think he does a
lot of like that's young music though pop dance stuff that doesn't really chart over here but
over there it's probably probably because i feel like they were but i'm saying like neo was big when i was in college i feel like they're
i know he's been around that long yeah okay right i don't know yeah no neo i think came out when i
was like 18 19 2004 i think you're right yeah because probably in like some of the like i
remember neo being on i literally remember like scrolling an iPod on spring break and being like,
oh, we're going to play this Neo song into the ground right now.
On my shuffle.
Dylan, you liked him so much you bought one of his hats in Italy.
Is he a Panama hat guy?
Is that what he's wearing last night?
I don't even remember.
Did he have any safari flaps on it?
Okay, somebody Photoshop that.
Some flaps on Neo's hat.
I learned one thing.
If Neo takes your girl, it's over.
He took him to Casa.
He was like, bye-bye.
Bro.
Bye-bye.
This is my other problem with Whitney.
I'm just going to bring this up.
Whitney was literally looking at Neo like she could get Neo.
Like she is so confident in herself, which like props to Whitney for having the confidence.
But she said that, okay, we skipped over her like kind of making moves in the villa after Maddie left.
But remember when she was having the conversation with Montel and like they were sitting so awkwardly and everyone was just making fun of the conversation like to Leah.
I mean like, oh, man, like Whitney's going to steal your boy, Leah.
making fun of the conversation like to Leah being like,
oh man,
like when he's going to steal your boy Leah.
And she's like,
clearly not.
Cause when he's like perched on this,
like day bed,
like she's awkward. And Montel's like not even looking at her.
And Leah just could not be bothered.
And then she went and had a conversation with Zach and was like all
flirty with him.
And she said in an,
in a like confessional,
like I'm not going to go after it unless I know I'm going to win
because I'm not going to be second best.
Montel totally was like, I'm not.
Whitney has very aggressive
F me eyes
when she's into you.
You know what I mean? She looks at you very seductively.
If you're not into her,
it makes for a very uncomfortable conversation.
She was doing that to Neo.
She's literally looking at Neo. To Zach, to Montel, and I guess to Neo too,
and to anyone else.
Anyone that she has a company,
any guy that she has a one-on-one conversation with.
She looks at them like, I want to rip your clothes off.
And if you're not into her, same way.
It's just, it's uncomfortable.
That's why Montel was just looking forward.
Yeah, probably so. like don't look with your
FMI the sun's still out you're doing FMI is what you do yeah we're not doing sober suns out FMI
can't do that can we talk about a quote uh shout out to Blakey Locks our graphics guy
our timeline guy our love island boy uh he he has singled out a quote from zach uh after the girls were whisked
off by neo it says what a bantorious sort of evening this was neo took our girls to casa
you guys ever seen the word bantorious used before i don't think it's a real word he uh
he struggles on some larger words i've noticed do we i'm not sure that's a word do we know if
bantorious is a word? Can someone look it up?
Did that just mean bantery?
Like, what is he saying there?
I think it's just taking the word banter and adding Aureus to it to make it fit the narrative.
And I'm here for it.
I mean, I'm not opposed to using it.
It's giving scholar.
He's like, he comes off almost cerebral, like very like...
Well thought out.
Yeah, like a guy who's like, yeah, I was kind of like a scumbag,
but now I'm wise.
I'm like the wise elder, semi-pro basketball player.
But I don't think he's actually that.
He's got his tats.
They seem like a guy who's very spiritual.
Oh, he's got tribal tats.
He's got spiritual tribal tats, it seems like.
But I just don't think he's that guy.
I think he wants to be that guy.
What's worse,
him using Bantorius or Catherine saying epitome
instead of a pity?
Oh my God,
that was difficult.
No, I missed that.
Did you guys miss that?
She said-
Catherine hit us with an epitome.
She goes,
it's like the epitome of something.
She's talking about,
I'm pretty sure she's-
What?
Discussing Whitney and Zach.
Like they're in the bathroom like getting, you know, ready for bed. And she's discussing Whitney and Zach. They're in the bathroom getting ready for bed,
and she's like, it's like the epitome of whatever.
Do we know that that's not just how they say it over there?
No, we don't know that.
We don't.
Boy, I hope it is.
It's not a good look.
Surely they know it's a tummy.
Epitome.
To our UK listeners, we're sorry if you say it that way.
It's like if you had a podcast producer who,
when reading something dramatically, came
across the word voila and said –
Voila.
Voila.
Shout out to Micah.
Yeah.
Like they say – this is totally different.
They say family orientated.
Yeah.
Orientated.
Yeah.
They say orientated.
That throws me off every time.
Yeah.
Should we talk about the Casa Amor group?
We should.
We have Molly.
You guys familiar with her?
Oh, we're going girls first?
I don't know.
You want to go guys first?
Let's go guys first.
All right.
We got Cody.
He does social media.
B-boy haircut.
Hate his hair.
Yeah.
He looks like a recruit for Bama.
He would fit in really well at the gym that Dave and I work at.
Cody?
Yeah.
Cody is my least favorite. I need Cody gone. His hair makes me upset I work at. Cody? Yeah. Cody's my least
favorite. I need Cody gone.
His hair makes me upset. No one likes Cody, too.
He's just going to hang around.
He's a kid. Cody leaves this with less
than 20,000 followers on Instagram. Correct.
He also put on a ball cap immediately
upon waking up. I wanted to see
what that lettuce looked like.
His hair's so bad. Is Cody sleeping
with Leah?
They were kind of like the last ones left
and it was like, are we sleeping together?
Okay.
But she doesn't fancy him.
Leah does not care for anything.
27-year-old Leah is not going to go for 20-year-old Cody
who does social media?
Why?
Why?
I feel like Montel will appreciate
that she's going to share a bed with this idiot.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's like, don't care.
Well, what do you do if your girl is sharing a bed with the 28-year-old model named Uzi?
Dude.
Who's 6'5".
I'm about to spray the block with my Uzi.
Dude.
Chill out.
Uzi's clearly the hottest out of all the guys that are coming into Casa.
What's the deal with his hair?
I'm not a fan.
You hit him with that Fredred look from manchester united
okay you said that but he's doing the cody but with dreads when when it comes to people don't
talk about that when it comes to dreads i don't comment on it i don't i don't know what's cool
like you know the thing is he can pull it off because he's like a hot dude who's six foot
whatever and he has like great eyes and he's a model. He's a problem.
So he can do whatever the hell he wants with his hair.
Everyone fancies him.
Everyone.
I get it.
Including Ella,
who's, quote, closed off.
Yeah, she might not be that closed off.
They knew each other before.
They've met each other before.
Ella's like the most smiley I've ever seen her
in the entirety of the show.
She's out of her toxic relationship.
Uzi pointed that out.
He's like, you don't look happy in there, which he's not wrong about.
Like, she's looked so resting upset every day, and she's like flirty and like making
eyes at him.
She looks miserable.
No, dude, she legitimately seems happy talking to Uzi, and you know I ride for Tyree.
Uzi better make it back.
I wouldn't hate if these two were together.
Can you imagine the look on these guys' face
when they see Uzi walk in
from Casa Amor?
It's just like,
oh, fuck.
The thing is,
they both said
that they're closed off
before Casa Amor,
so she's going to have
to break that promise.
She kind of said
she wasn't, right?
She has not blatantly
said to Uzi,
like, I'm...
I know, I know.
She said,
but when they all sat
around the fire pit,
she said,
we're closed off.
Yeah.
But she's, I think she's going to use Tyreek's antics against him and be like, he's had tests.
I haven't.
Here we go.
He's going to do the Tanya.
I don't know.
It's not going to go well.
But who's he?
They're the couple that I think we're all looking forward to seeing interact the most right now.
Yeah.
Who's he's going back to that villa with somebody.
He has to.
I think it might be with Ella.
He has to.
If it's not Ella, he has his pick.
Because I think literally-
Yeah, I'm not worried about Uzi.
Whitney's-
That's a possibility.
Yeah.
Just to get back into the house.
Whitney is making F me eyes at him, but he doesn't care about Whitney.
He cares about Ella.
Yeah, but he might see her as his ticket to get to the villa.
Yeah.
Okay.
The next one's who?
Zachary?
Zachary.
Zachary looks like a claymation character to me.
Yeah, he does.
And he also is giving real short guy energy.
I hate that I just said it's giving.
He's giving.
Because Whitney's ruined it for me.
But doesn't he seem like he might be 5'4"?
He's not a tall lad.
But I think he might actually just be a normal height.
Well, yeah, when you walk in next to Uzi, it's like, what are you going to do?
That's the Casey problem.
Don't stand by Uzi.
Casey looked 5'8", because he was always rolling with Tom.
Yeah, but then he was just like normal height.
Yeah.
But he does look like one of those little like the claymation elf from like Here Comes Santa Claus or whatever.
He does have like – I don't know if it's cartoon face, but yeah,
there's something.
What's funny about that though
is that Jess is into him
and he looks like
Sammy's little brother.
He looks like he could be
Sammy's 15 year old brother.
He's got a longer butt cut.
He's no Sammy.
No, he's no Sammy.
In the looks department.
But he looks,
I mean,
he's older than Sammy,
I think.
He literally looks like
he's Sammy's kid brother.
Jess just likes posh boys. Yeah, she does. Ellum. Okay, I think. He literally looks like he's Sammy's kid brother. Jess just likes posh boys.
Yeah, she does.
Ellum.
Okay, I told Will this.
You don't want your girl to be sleeping in the same bed as me.
I told Will this.
I saw this on Twitter.
Somebody said that Ellum looks like Jeffrey the butler from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's son.
Oh, my God.
Dude, they just worked out a lot.
Boy, that is a pull.
But he kind of just looks like Jeffrey.
Yeah.
He's a handsome-
They both have British accents?
He's a handsome lad.
He's now the most ripped up.
I can't believe he's only 22.
He looks like he's 32.
Chess game going crazy.
You find out your girl's been sleeping with him
in Casa Mor the entire time.
You're like, damn.
You know he rubbed shoulders.
Then you find out he's a masseuse
and you're like, fuck.
I think he's getting in.
He's with Catherine right?
yes Catherine
was it in the preview where they leaned forward?
yeah
I think they're going to kiss next episode
there's going to be some smooch
hey Scott hope you're lipsing
over in the villa
who does Zach look like?
who the fuck is that
okay wait what is that from what is that oh i thought that was from like the goofy movie or
something clearly i'm benjamin's in good good poll right's a good poll, Randy. Okay, Benjamin actually I think is one of the most likable looking,
but I don't like his haircut,
but I feel like he's going to just get tossed aside.
I think he's in a bed with Katie.
His energy's off.
Or no, was he in the bed with Leah?
I don't know.
Couldn't tell you.
I think he and Cody are just a non-problem.
His face is doing –
No one's mentioned him.
If you sat down in front of a caricaturist, they would just have a field day.
Well, because his eyebrows are just way too high.
There's a lot happening.
He's got...
He kind of looks like...
Have you seen Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston?
And don't forget Brooklyn Decker.
And Brooklyn Decker.
Thank you.
Kind of looks like Kevin Nealon in this movie.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Kevin Nealon.
Yeah.
Kevin Nealon gets a bunch of work done to his face and he can't really move his face and he kind of looks like benjamin
i see you're saying all right also ripped up it's shredded yeah absolutely shredded
yeah you better be in good shape okay then the last one's lock-in the most surprising person
from casa more yet to me why i could not believe that every girl was into Locken
when they went around and said who they were into.
Every girl mentioned Locken.
He's handsome enough.
He's 25.
It just surprised me for some reason.
If you told me he was 36, I'd believe it.
But 25 is kind of the prime age for this.
You're old enough for like the 27 to 30 crowd,
but you're young enough to like, you know, maybe get someone.
On first walk-in,
he's not who I'm picking out, but
I think he's a little cheeky.
I think girls are into him.
I get it. He manages accounts.
He's cheeky and chappy. Chappy,
laddy, he likes to banter. What does chappy mean?
You're just one of the lads,
I think. You're laddy.
You like to banter. Like a chap.
Yeah. Got it. Like a chap. Like a chap.
Sorry. It's not the song.
Okay, so who do we think is making it back?
Most likely to make it back for me are
Uzi, Ellum,
and Lachan.
I think Uzi's going back
with Ella. I think Uzi goes
back with Ella, dude. I think Ella stays true
to Tyreek. I think we're getting a whole situation with Shaq and Tanya all over. I think ifzi goes back with Ella, dude. I think Ella stays true to Tyreek. I think we're getting a whole situation
with Shaq and Tanya all over.
I think if any of the girls,
if any of the girls indicate
that they think she should stay with Uzi,
she will use that to ride Uzi back to the villa.
Oh, I think she's going to bring Uzi back.
She needs Catherine to get in.
She's going to get back with Tyreek.
If Catherine says, yeah, I think you should go with Uzi,
she's going to go with Uzi.
I think my wild card to go back is Zach.
With Jess?
I don't know.
Elam might go back with Catherine.
But I feel like he's just a guy that I've heard him mention
that he's very handsome, and maybe he is.
He seems like he's got a fun personality.
Whitney's going to bring Locken back.
I'm just calling it right now.
She's going to bring Locken back because he's attractive,
but it's going to be her and Maddie 2.0,
and then he's going to crack on with one of the Casa girls.
Let's talk Casa girls.
Let's.
Was anyone in this room surprised to see Molly
coming back
no
no
I was surprised they
let us know in the
trailer
yeah
before I was like
that's
I think they should have
shown reactions and not
actually shown her
the trailer
the way that she has
her hand on her hip
just strutting it
like she's
just walking in
owning the place
is like
yeah
I'm a little worried
for Molly
I'm not gonna lie to you
I don't think that
very many of the girls
liked her beforehand
like I know Justin liked her if she comes. I don't think that very many of the girls liked her beforehand.
Like, I know Justin liked her.
If she comes back, I think her only friend is, like, Leah.
I was pretty surprised at Zach's reaction to Molly coming back in and then the conversation they had.
I thought Zach was more into Molly than he's seeming to be right now.
I think his head is scrambled right now.
No, no.
I think he's into her and he's excited she's back but he's like i'm gonna have to explain why i like tried to kiss this might be a bad take i don't think i think she wants him to work for it zach i don't think
he needs to work for it like i don't think he's done anything so egregious like what was he
supposed to do sit there and cry about her like he moved on and they were only she wasn't there yeah yeah like just sit around i don't think he needs to overwork Sit there and cry about her? Like, he moved on. Right. She wasn't there.
Yeah.
You can't just sit around.
I don't think he needs to overwork to get her back
if she's going to be dramatic about it.
But, like, I also, I kind of want them to get back together.
I hate to give my boy Mitch some credit here,
but he said something that was pretty spot on.
He goes, she didn't come back here to argue with you.
Like, she's back here for you, buddy.
You know what I mean?
I do think that Zach-
It's Mitch like low-key, I do think that Zach.
It's like Loki, like wise beyond his years.
He had a moment of clarity.
He's worked a lot in the three weeks.
He's hit rock bottom.
It's a good point though.
Yeah.
She didn't come back here to pour you out.
Right.
I personally think Zach.
She came back here to get social media followers.
Out of any of them.
Zach?
For sure.
But I think he also is like, I'm not going to have you leave and not talk to anybody.
He could have whoever he wanted.
Zach? Yes.
Yes, I agree. But I think he likes
Molly way more than he likes Katie.
Whitney's a non-issue to him. He didn't
even mention Whitney one time whenever
the girls left. That was never a thing.
He's not going to stay loyal and cost some more
to Whitney or Katie.
So why not just go with Molly and just call it a day?
Unless he sees one of the other girls
and is just straight up in love with her.
They're going to do that thing where they send pictures
back and forth to each house.
So the girls are going to know that Molly's there.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I don't think so.
I think that they're going to surprise him.
Oh, I don't think so.
No, I think they're going to let...
Katie's going to become aware that Molly's in the house.
She's like, oh, well, Zach's going to stick with her. so she's going to be free to go do whatever the hell she wants.
No, I think she knows – I think Katie knows that Zach probably has no loyalty to her.
And I actually take back what I said about Whitney coming back with Locken.
I think Whitney is going to come back thinking she can get with Zach.
No.
No.
I don't think so.
No.
That would be a dumb move from her.
Yeah, but I think she is really
into Zach and thinks that they have a chance
and Zach hasn't. I think it would be better television
if the girls did not know that Molly was back
and they saw Molly come in.
I think that the girls would be surprised.
I think they would be more likely to tell them
that she was there if they were more
solidified couples, but I feel like if they were more solidified couples.
But I feel like there aren't enough solidified couples now that you still want the question mark to be there for a lot of these people.
Because otherwise that ruins the drama of Katie coming back with someone or not.
Yeah, we need Katie.
We need Katie.
That's true.
Pick on her own free will.
But they always let the other houses know, like give them sneak peeks.
Not always.
Really?
No.
All right, we'll see.
They change it up all the time.
Even if they did, they could omit Molly from pictures.
I think that they put pictures out there when there's not enough going on and the girls are being too loyal.
Because a lot of time what happens is like earlier seasons, the girls are like not budging from my couple.
And then they send them pictures of what the guys are doing and they're like, oh, shit.
Now I'm going to start talking to someone. But they only do that when they need a little nudge. Like you got to stop being loyal. couple and then they send them pictures of what the guys are doing and they're like oh shit now
i'm gonna start talking to someone but they only do that when they need a little nudge like you
gotta stop being loyal you gotta see what's going on over there yeah okay abby i think i think abby's
really pretty abby could be a problem yeah i like her i like flight attendants oh really not like
overly but like i you know you know i vibe with them i feel like we're on the same page most of the time who's that is mitch gonna get up with abby because she
he like needs someone to bring back i can see him being head over heels in love with abby we're the
19 year old yeah it's pretty yeah mitch mitch has major energy of a guy who would bring back
the 19 year old just to have someone there yeah apparently people in the uk are really upset about
the 19 year old why being 19 they have they've had numerous 19 years in the UK are really upset about the 19-year-old. Why?
Being 19.
They've had numerous 19-year-olds in the past.
So were Tommy and Molly Mae.
Yeah.
People are upset over it?
They were 19 when they got together.
A grown-ass 19-year-old?
Sheesh.
Yeah.
That dude was a year out of high school?
Fuck.
Uni.
Secondary school.
Okay.
You get my point. you're disrespecting our
our uk listener sorry no apparently people are complaining about the fact that she's 19
british 18 year olds are like or 19 year olds are like 23 in america yeah jimma was 19 jimma
was the most mature person on the show at 19 correct well she was also famous though she had
that she had that famous car that made her more mature, too. I actually think the girls' cast is very cute.
Yeah, we got good-looking girls.
Usually, sometimes the cast of girls, I'm like,
okay, you guys, you couldn't get anybody hotter,
but these girls are cute.
I agree.
They did a good job.
Gabby's cute.
What does Gabby do?
She's 24, and she's from...
I don't know.
Tyneside?
Where's Tyneside?
Well...
I've seen it in the soccer vocab. I don't know. Tyneside? Where's Tyneside? Will?
I've seen it in the soccer vocab,
but I'm having trouble placing it.
Is there any chance Tyreek goes after Gabby?
There's a chance Tyreek goes after anyone.
Yeah.
I think there is. He's a bad boy.
I was thinking Tyreek might have an issue with Tink.
We'll get to Tink in a minute.
I just went and did one actually
sorry excuse me what a name tink is i don't have anything like yeah let's move on from gabby danielle
danielle's also cute liverpool recruiter i like danielle's vibe i i worry about her future in
the villa i don't think she's gonna get get chosen, but I think she's cute.
I think.
She should have come in as a bombshell at a different time.
We've got graphic designer Amber, who is 19 and who might get taken back by Mitch. She's a graphic design student.
Oh, graphic design student.
She's in uni.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
I think she needs to have her guard up when Mitch is around her.
Oh, actually, yeah.
Mitch is picking Amber. Yeah, but, yeah. Mitch is picking Amber.
Yeah, but she'll ride that.
She'll take that ticket to the billboard.
She'll take the ticket, but Mitch is like, you're 19 and dumb.
Like, you probably aren't privy to what's been going on.
Dave, I have a question for you.
Yes.
Does Tink's thigh tattoo make you want one more or less?
Much less.
Also, her sternum tat.
You can see it kind of peeking out there.
Tink is my least favorite
of the Casa girls
and I think it's the side tattoo
she just doesn't seem like
she'd mesh with the rest
of the crew that much
I think it's a name
she seems hardcore
it's a name Tink for me
I can't really pass
I think Tink probably
went in there for Zachariah
and then realized
Molly was there
and was like
well I'm not getting a shot now
there are a few names
that are deal breakers
I think Tink is
I'm adding that to my list
that's where you draw the line
do you think Tink
like comes from like Christina or something I don't know hopefully it. I think Tink is, I'm adding that to my list. That's where you draw the line. Do you think Tink like comes from like
Christina or something?
I don't know.
Hopefully it's not just Tink
on a birth certificate.
Yeah,
that's short for something.
Someone,
someone dropped a cup
in the delivery room
and they just put it
on the birth certificate for?
Tink.
It's Christina.
Isn't that what Tink says?
Tink says Christina, yeah.
It is?
Yeah.
I know that's like ex-Tina.
Dirty.
I think Tink, Tinks, Tina
all are short for Christina.
All right, cool.
So I was trying to figure out
if there would be any of the new girls
who would try to take a run at Zachariah
other than Molly, obviously.
She would be the one.
I feel like the,
I don't know, because the way she looks, she looks like she's not afraid to make i feel like them i don't because she's the way she looks
she looks like she's not afraid to make some trouble but i don't think i don't think it's
gonna happen well i think she's there's not gonna be time for her to do that i think zach and molly
are gonna just they all know that's molly's territory they're not gonna try anything i think
okay it's molly's uh being pissed off at him like warranted and how long do you think she can
keep this up for before he gets bored just like moves on to someone else she has half a day of
acting angry and then it's she's like okay let's just i think i think she needs to next episode
during the like whatever challenge where they like do all the things timed and they all like make out with each other whatever horny challenge that is she needs to like sit far away from him
but then like the first opportunity she gets just make out with zach just pounce what if she flirts
with mitch what if she what if she uses mitch to like no that would make that's not believable at
all that wouldn't bother zach at all can you imagine how happy Mitch would be if Molly left with him? I'm going to bring her back to the villa to save her.
That could happen.
I'm going to white knight her like I did three weeks ago.
That would be good TV.
If Zach didn't bring Molly back, Mitchell would absolutely do it.
For sure.
And then it would be like a whole you owe me.
It's like Casey and Lana.
Yeah.
Casey never wanted any other girl in the villa because he was just always in love with Lana.
Lana and Ron broke up, by the way.
R.I.P.
Really?
That was recent then.
Like last week.
Damn.
Oh, no.
How will we go on?
I don't believe in real love anymore.
Ron.
I wonder what the last straw was.
Who's your front runner as the couples currently stand for winning the show?
Ooh.
I'm going to make a case for Leah and Montel.
Yeah.
And not because they're my favorite, but I think that they're low drama enough.
They are my favorite.
Low drama wins.
They are my favorite, but I'm saying it's not because they are my favorite.
They're low drama enough that they're going to fly under the radar the same way who won last?
Kai and...
Sanam.
Because they just don't care and they don't get
involved in shit. They're hot.
They're actually into each other and they're not...
They don't get involved in the drama.
They're going to for sure be in the top three.
Neither of them seem like the jealous type at all.
Yeah. That's the answer.
Yeah. They just got to make it through this next couple days if they can make it through this stretch and they
can be happy with each other and not be too dramatic they can sail to a victory they can
get that twenty five thousand dollars i think they'll be and it'll change their life forever
i don't even think it's that life-changing anymore because of that because they took
instagram away like none of the people that have been on it in recent years are even that instagram famous except for i mean molly
may and tommy are like the most successful of all of them by far but i think in recent years
probably the most successful was um mora katie showed up with over a million followers yeah but
she's she was on it seven years ago.
I know.
I'm saying like those are numbers though.
Right.
But I think who was it who was with Dami?
What was her name?
I don't remember.
I can't remember.
I don't know.
I'm blanking right now.
But they got like third place and she does really well.
Hold on.
They're all doing really well.
India.
Oh, yeah.
And she's on whatever podcast they
have like she hosts it with another guy that's probably she does the best out of all i remember
india okay like even ekansu and davide don't do that well socially ekansu they do great she's a
lion they do great it's not like the ticket it used to be because they don't let them have
instagram that's what dave's been saying no i'm just kidding
he doesn't say that about the ticket in dallas why that is such a hyper niche right okay
uh that's good 3.2 million followers for eck and sue sally how do you feel about that
how many is molly may have uh well she's she's an exception here and it doesn't even matter
the followers for molly may because she literally is like the something something ambassador for pretty little things she makes an insane molly may's got
seven and a half million i'm cut but my comparison is less with uh other contestants from the show
i i've always compared it to the bachelor people in their heyday and like love island still just
dunks on them oh yeah dunks on them the most recent Bachelorette started the season with 700 Twitter followers.
Jarring. Wow.
I don't know. I don't know.
Wait, she was the Bachelorette? Yes.
She was that girl. Wow.
But she started at that.
Hopefully it was a new account.
But that just tells me the Bachelorette is just,
they got no juice.
How many thread followers does she have?
That's a good question. It's got no juice how many thread followers they're clinging that's a
good question that's a good question it's all about transferring over the thread followers
that show's gonna get canceled within two years facts i don't know how it's not canceled now
facts to be honest well the writer strikes happening so they kind of need this more than
ever they need something salacious to happen shall we marry marry Snog Pie? They need like, yes, let's marry Snog and Pie.
Who you married him?
I'm going to marry Leah because I think she's fantastic.
Whatever.
Dude,
she's,
she's a little bit older,
a little bit more age appropriate for me.
She doesn't get mixed up in the drama.
Did you know that her,
the love of her life
died in a motorcycle accident?
Her what?
The love of her life
died in a motorcycle accident. Wow. Actually The love of her life died in a motorcycle accident.
Wow.
Actually, quote
from whatever
UK mirror,
Daily Mirror,
whatever,
it was her soulmate
when they were 19.
Oh, dear.
Jeez.
Damn.
I'm going to snog Katie.
Way to go, Dylan.
I'm going to snog Katie.
Yeah, why'd you do that, Dylan?
She's gorgeous
and I'm into her.
Okay? Who are you buying? I'm into her. Okay?
Dave?
Who are you pying?
I will never stop pying Mitchell.
It'll always be Mitch.
I don't care if he's been off the show for four weeks.
I will continue to pie him from his grave.
This is easy for me.
I'm Mary and Abby.
Why?
Flight attendant.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Companion pass, perks, all that.
Yep, great call, Dave. You know what? Oh oh you're gonna be what if she's what if she's like a flight attendant for ryan air though that's not good
i don't mean oh no don't leave for three days
please don't go to work no i think uh and she's i mean she's obviously very cute and
whatever she's 25 i i would i like it
what okay bring up great points okay i'm just saying i like amber a lot too but she's 19
therefore she gets my snog wow i don't like it when i put it like that i'm snogging her
a different way okay i don't have a snog that sounds gross tongue gonna be the right place
the tongue is in the right place.
What the fuck's his problem?
Chill out.
You're creepy.
Cody's getting pied.
That fucking hair with pie would be hilarious.
Pie his forehead.
Just put it on top of his head.
Cody with a K.
Is it K-O-D-I-E?
Yes.
Yeah.
Like he's a Kodiak bear or something? it's not great bear or something it's not great
and then i'm is it my turn sure i'm gonna i'm gonna marry montel the other half of my favorite
couple because i do love leah i'm gonna snog uzi i just i want to like run my fingers through his
hair feel like what's going on.
I can't hate you for that one.
He's a handsome lad.
You're going to climb that tree?
I am.
I'm going to pie Whitney.
She's just pissing me off lately.
If she says it's giving one more time...
Well, the show's leaning into it now, too.
They are leaning into it.
Do they have a sticker machine in the back that they can just print off dumb shit and put it on the walls?
Oh, yeah.
Probably.
They make them cups and stuff.
Yeah, it's annoying.
Remember the baby challenges?
All of a sudden, they have onesies and little baby cups with their baby's name on it, like day of.
You're like, okay, so they just have a whole manufacturing plant back there that's just doing shit?
They have a LeBron bottle for that's just doing shit they have like a lebron bottle for that for that one season yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna marry i'm gonna snog i'm gonna
snog one of the new girls i'm gonna welcome them into the villa and the first person i will snog
will be i'm gonna snog dave's uh wife abby damn yeah i get it. From there, I will
be marrying Leah.
No marrying
Jess?
Oh.
I don't know. There's a case to marry Jess.
She's the best kisser. I think she
knows how to cook. She'd be fine. Because she
roasted them for that spaghetti. Sounds a little like your wife.
Yeah, yeah. And then
I'm going gonna pie...
Hmm.
I don't know who I wanna pie. Oh, come on.
Pie is that. This is the easiest one.
You have so many options.
I'm not gonna pie Mitch. I can't do it.
Mitch already has. I need Mitch.
I can't wait for the pie challenge when Mitch
gets pied a million times
oh yeah he's gonna get pied i hope he makes it out that far me too
hi scott just for fun i'm pying molly oh oh i get it i get it i think she i think it's also
hard though for her to come in and play that correctly without people not disliking her.
And I don't know that the UK is super into her.
I think there's a faction of people who think she's pretty annoying.
I did.
Her first time around, I found her.
Especially when she was like.
My take on theater kids is well established.
Yeah.
That's all I'll say.
Okay.
All right, lads. Good stuff. It was a good episode. Thank you, Sally, for joining us. Thank you all I'll say. Okay. All right, lads.
Good stuff.
It was a good episode.
Thank you, Sally, for joining us.
And ladies, Will.
And ladies.
Wow.
It was kind of the general, the royal lads.
Whatever.
It was a Bantorious episode.
What a Bantorious episode this was, boys.
So much Bantory.
The epitome.
This was the epitome of humor.
Bye.