Circling Back - Love Island Boys: Loose Game (UK Season 10, Episodes 8-21)
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Tonight, the Love Island boys, Three new bombshells
Enter the studio
My name's Will DeFreeze
This is the Love Island Boys
To my left, David
Mr. Villa Boy himself
I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet
I'm here for love
Right reasons, things of that nature
Very happy What an absolute for love right reasons things of that nature very happy what a what a absolute dude not the vibe of
someone whose nickname is the villa boy yeah i didn't ask for the sweetest you'll ever
meet i didn't ask for that i'm on a calorie deficiency today i needed my champagne
this is going to be a fun one folks you you guys i hope you're caught up because oh boy oh boy the day better
himself dylan chivery ladies and gentlemen name's dylan 39 years old podcaster i'm here for love
i've started using so like i get you know like uh this sounds like a flex a lot of people follow the
sunday scary's instagram account correct and people flex. A lot of people follow the Sunday Scaries Instagram account.
Correct?
And there's a lot of people that reach out
with really unjust criticisms in my opinion.
And what I've started to do is I just have been
love islanding them where anytime someone gives me
a criticism, I say something back,
but I give them the hand heart emoji.
Do you really?
And dude, no one has any answer for it.
It's great.
It's a cheat code. This guy's mega chill. If you hit them with the hand heart emoji. Do you really? And dude, no one has any answer for it. It's great. It's a cheat code.
This guy's mega chill.
If you hit them with the hand heart,
they have no idea what to do.
I made a grave mistake that I just realized.
I just filled my coffee cup up with piping hot bing bong.
I left it out there.
You idiot.
At the machine.
And now I'm just fiending for it.
Well, here, while I'm describing what episodes we're covering today,
you go get your bing bong.
Today's episodes on the Hulu schedule that we'll be covering are really episodes 9 through 21,
but for continuity's sake,
we're going to say episodes 8 through 21 on the Hulu schedule.
Okay?
So if you haven't listened and you don't want spoilers,
or if you haven't watched and you don't want spoilers,
please tune out now as we are through episode 21 on the hulu schedule so without further ado i think
we get started daddy's back bing bong in hand ready to rip how'd you decide to go with the
space mug today the nasa mug just it's just been a minute since i've used it and it's a great mug
and i love space and also love island i love space oh they should do a love island in space
when the tech is there you know intern klein is currently in mallorca where this is being filmed
and i had a theory that maybe he was going to be one of the bombshells maybe they were going to be
uh casa more he's spoken for his head got turned pretty quick he and he and his wife are good
looking enough that they could feasibly be
bombshells that like messed with people and then like behind the scenes were actually like newly
weds they're under certified hot couple shit so yeah they're hot how weird would that be they're
just like you're there and you're like oh and you see people to a couple walk in and they're married
that's married this is a couple they're they're married they're under literal honeymoon right now
but they're here and they're on their literal honeymoon right now.
But they're here.
The contestants wouldn't know that they're married.
Oh, okay.
Remember when they brought in the brother-sister tandem on Australia?
Were you a part of that? That was weird. I didn't like that.
That was weird.
I didn't like that at all. I don't want to be in a villa where my sister's getting hit on the whole time.
Yeah, you see a bunch of motion in the sheets,
like two beds over, a couple nights in,
and you suddenly realize your sister's just getting...
Getting what?
Most of it.
The business?
The business.
So, Klein, are you closed off right now?
How are things going with your very recent wife?
It's early days.
Yeah.
He's not going to like this early days. He's not going to like this early today.
He's not going to like this.
He probably does.
Klein is a good Love Island boy.
Yeah, he's been into this before me.
He's a Love Island boy.
Shout out to Blakey Locks for the graphics.
He's a day one backer toucher.
He sends us all our graphics that we use for this
to make sure that we're doing our thing.
Is he the thermos guy too?
Did he send us the thermoses?
We don't know who sent us these water bottles.
I think he did.
Do you think it's Blake?
I think it's Blakey.
I think he sent us a thermos eye.
I don't have mine today as I've been using it at home,
but we have some Love Island style water bottles
in the stew.
I'm holding it up for the camera.
See that?
Awesome.
It's just like the real one, folks.
Thank you, Blakey.
If you are in fact the one who sent
them to us they're fantastic let's start going yeah let's get into it blake was kind enough
today to send us a timeline do you guys mind if i dip into this timeline a little bit
dip all right i'm just gonna start riffing a little bit episode nine we finally get two
bombshells in the villa charlotte and leah leah is still with us today charlotte has since gone
home rest in peace very surprised by that still, but she's not on the show.
One of my favorite bombshell entrances is this entrance itself. When they have the dates and
they choose someone to make a starter, a main course, and a dessert, it always really ruffles
everyone's feathers because they get to actually see the people interact with the girls. It's
always a good one this season. It makes me a little uncomfortable that the people watching
that aren't on the dates can hear every word.
They're just right there.
And I would be so awkward if I were one of the guys.
Absolutely.
You're just like, everything you say,
you have the most extreme governor on.
Yes.
At one point, I'd be like, can you guys just go inside
so I can actually have a conversation? It's just too uncomfortable. I can't handle the pressure. extreme governor on i would yes yeah at one point i'd be like can you guys just like go inside so i
can actually have a conversation you know it's just too uncomfortable i can't handle the pressure
it's too much man hey you want to get out of here no one ever says that it's funny that tyreek has
never made food before that's not surprising like but like i'm too busy having sex with all the
hundred plus i don't care if it's surprising or not if you're old enough to be on national
television you're old enough to be on national television
you're old enough to cook yourself a fucking meal and be able to cook someone else a meal
when was the first time you made food yeah what age 28 29 uh it was probably a pop tart and a
toaster and i was probably six really yeah you like to make it a great pop tart
you put off toaster strudel vibes fucking toaster sugar
get out of here with that shit i don't even i didn't even i didn't like uh pop tarts toasted
for some reason i was little i i said i i toasted one out of every five yeah i i was just the s'more
ones just hit absolutely different when they weren't heated up i was a strobs guy oh dude the
s'mores were so good.
You pronounce the s'more like that?
I don't think about it.
You're the only person that thinks about syllables in terms of these words.
Say s'more.
No.
Yeah, that's what people say.
No, dude, that's...
No.
You also call it a basketball goal.
It's s'more.
Yeah.
I like s'more. Yeah. I like s'more.
It's s'more.
I've never been corrected my entire life on it.
I'm not correcting you.
I was just acknowledging that you say it differently than I do.
That's all.
Regional dialects differ from region to region.
You're not incorrect.
Can we talk about Love Island instead of pronunciations of things made around a campfire?
Yeah, sure.
Like, Jesus.
Do you think Charlotte got a little ageism going on with her?
Yeah.
For sure.
I do, too.
She was 30?
30.
Yeah.
That's very rare for the villa.
Totally.
It was weird to me to be like, I was sitting there and I was like, oh, she's definitely
one of the more attractive, Defo, one of the more attractive girls in the villa right now.
But then I realized like, oh, wait, I'm six years older than her and everyone in the villa is six years younger than her.
Mega pretty, Charlotte.
I was very into Charlotte.
Her candle blew out long before legend ever will.
I saw it working out differently for Charlotte, to be honest. Yeah. I thought maybe, you know, at this point,
Mitch could rebound nicely with her.
Didn't really work out at all like that.
I thought Charlotte and Leah were going to come in
and take the place by storm.
And Leah, to her credit, kind of did, but has since kind of –
Dude, no, you're giving her too much credit.
But no, early on, she was very highly coveted,
and now it's like, what am I missing?
Because I really like her leah shows
up as a tier one bombshell in my opinion she's yeah gorgeous she was everything you'd want
she does she doesn't get mixed up with the drama she seems really cool
a mature she is a little bit on the older side i think still but she's 26 i think she's not
getting near the attention that I think she deserves.
She must be boring.
Sorry to call it like that, but she must just be boring.
I can see that she is a little, like, not the most outgoing person,
but, like, her personality just must not hit because, like,
it doesn't make any sense.
Maybe she has bad breath.
Maybe.
That's tough, man. That breath is tough yeah there's there's something there's something going
on i might need to watch unseen bits to like maybe try to get some clues did you guys watch
any unseen bits last night when you were all mentally set up to watch an entire episode only
to see that it was unseen bits dude i was i was actually mad i was like yeah dude we sat down for
dinner and usually we don't watch it during dinner and we sat down for dinner. And usually we don't watch it during dinner. And we sat down for dinner.
We turned it on.
The anticipation was high.
Nothing.
Had to see the Molly fallout.
We'll get to that in a bit.
It was a huge, huge cliffhanger.
Well, not really a cliffhanger.
In other news, outside of the new girls,
Zach has made it known that he's definitely all in on Molly.
Defo.
Defo, for sure.
We have still in the villa, have uh ruchi is still in the
villa at this point we've got a lot of ground to come oh wow yeah we yeah we need them gone um
let me see the islanders ended up saving ella leading to ruchi getting dumped which makes sense
ruchi had no one and she had recently been kind of like what was his name
kind of went away from her you made a comment earlier about Charlotte's candle burning out
before the legend the opposite for Ruchi yeah her legend it was in first gear I never felt like she
was solidified in the villa no like it never felt like she was going to be there for the duration
she also didn't seem to like mix it up with anyone she just kind of sat back and let
everything come to her and it's like that's not how this works you gotta go girl and she did
she gone every time i heard her name i thought of the the currency in zelda
and i couldn't help it like it's all i can think about parks is going hard on zelda right dude
zelda goes hard on itself that That new game. The new one.
It's on the streets right now.
It's on that new shit, Dave.
Yeah, Ruchi.
We're not going to miss you, Ruchi. No offense, but you just didn't
bring a ton to the table.
No. You were fine. You were there.
Damn. Alan Arkin, rest in peace.
I saw that. I don't know who that is.
You don't.
R.I.P. I don't know who that is. You know. Okay.
You know.
RIP.
The Russians are coming.
Okay.
Sorry.
It's one of us.
Are they actually?
Well, that would be very inconvenient for us. There are multiple Russians at this point doing that act.
I'm on my pre-Goshen shit.
It's a large country.
So they had a recoupling.
Getting us back on track.
This is me getting us back on track.
Okay.
Leah picks Tyreek.
Yeah.
Steals him away from Ella.
Ella's not happy.
No.
There's a little flirtage with Tyreek.
Ella's never happy, just to be clear.
She is the most unhappy.
Even when they're in a good place, they're never at an actual good place.
She has perma-pissed-off face.
She picked the wrong guy,
even though he is a very, very handsome guy.
He's the wrong guy for her
because he is the ultimate flirt,
and he's highly coveted.
So she's got something to be mad at him about
almost at all times.
Not saying it's all justified.
Does he kiss someone
night one in Casa Amor?
He's on a head turn watch.
If I'm him,
and this is like,
I think Ella just needs,
she needs this change of scenery.
He's on risk at all watch.
Yeah, he's gonna risk it all
in Casa Amor
knowing that like,
he can just walk back in
with another girl on his arm
and be done with that relationship
with Ella.
I feel bad for what's going on inside Ella's head
while Tyreek is at Ka So Mo.
Yeah, I preemptively feel guilt
that he's definitely acting up behind her back
and she is hoping that he's not.
Ella will have a very, very handsome,
very suitable, fit young lad talking to her
and really into her.
And she'll just kind of be like, uh-huh, uh-huh.
And the whole time she's gonna be like, I just can't stop thinking about what that's what every girl did
during last season's casa more it felt like none of the girls last season had any include like
they none of them wanted to go down any road with any other guy yeah bummer but the guys were over
there just having a ball fucking grinding yes grinding well credit to tyreek he did not totally go all in on leah
he said he wanted to explore it but he's also wanted to explore like every girl
he's done a very i don't know if i want to say good job but he has made an effort to ensure
that ella knows that his door has never been fully closed and it won't be and he's he's yeah
he isn't at least he's being honest it's's within his rights to do this, but she is not grasping that he is still open to meeting
people.
To skip ahead quite a bit, just briefly, new girl Katie comes in and he tells Ella, like,
I want to get to know Katie.
And which of course sends Ella spiraling once again.
She's just, she's in for a long, hard ride with Tyreek by her side.
Well, we don't know about that.
I had sex with Katie too. They did go to the hideaway yeah for a date no they went hold on who went to the oh tyreek and ella yeah long hard ride
don't think they slept were they really the first couple like the couple that was most
i was surprised by that like did they deserve it who else would who else would it have been at that time i thought maybe zach and molly they were
so then it was still like yeah but even if they're new like they're they still like each other like
i don't know yeah i don't i don't know they send uh fucking honestly they could have sent sammy and
sammy and jess in there because at that point because because I truly think that them not being able to
choose each other was wrong.
I mean, we can just... I don't know
how fast we want to skip ahead on this stuff.
I'm not against just bouncing around.
Can we talk about the separation
of Sammy and Jess?
Yeah. They got in their argument,
and then the next day, they are told they are not
allowed to recouple together.
They should have been able to.
Shout out to the format of the show.
They always have a little twist and turns.
Like each season is a little bit different than the one before it.
A wrinkle.
This is another different little wrinkle, as Dave just said.
Well, so it says, Sammy tells Jesse he's all in with her, but other Islanders heavily question his motives after being in the bottom three of the public vote.
Same.
I question his motives as well.
You know, I got to say, he's not overtly bad, Sammy, at this point.
He's handled some things in a way that I wouldn't have handled them or I wouldn't like to handle them.
There's something about him I don't like.
Something about him I don't trust.
Trust or like.
I don't know if it's his face. Again, he just has this Billy Kimber look about him. Shout't like something about him i don't trust trust or like it's i don't know if it's his face and he just again he just has this billy kimber look about him shout out the
blinders it's just sammy sammy's a problem for me in like a bad way i don't i don't hold i kind of
get where you guys are coming from i don't totally see it like he's kind of mad to me i just don't
really have a feeling on him one way or the other. I don't trust his intentions with Jess. I think that's what it's really coming down to for me.
Agree.
And it's –
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
No, I'm just –
Oh, I don't know.
I just don't – yeah.
I don't – they seem to – she seems to really like him, and maybe I just want what's best for Jess.
But she's also in a little bit of self-sabotage mode with with sammy like she takes one little
thing and it becomes a big thing and it shouldn't and she's like kind of pushing him away she feels
like or maybe he's not that into her which is probably true i like that when she gets into
with them she calls him a little boy and i they're if they're not the same age they're one year apart
i think she's just saying like you're acting immature it's just like you're the say you are often in the drama justified or not like you are you're the one
who's had the most uh issues and has cried the most on the show you know we also if we're going
to talk about jess we also have to talk about mitchell um letting jess know that he wants to
get to know her he fancies her he fancies her i also we've talked we talked about
mitchell last episode the guy is just a a clown show he's an embarrassment i i don't trust his
motive with with jess either i think he knows that jess is a very well-liked person and he's
gonna hit his trying to hit his wagon to her he and i don't fucking like it well mitch uh also
we we skipped over this um during that
recoupling remember he picked molly and then he was like oh yeah i did it for zach dude you know
my boy zach and then he he has no tact and people like this like he thought he was being sly and
then he's like telling people like no here's actually what i'm doing yeah and of course
everyone's obvious dude and zach called him out on it later.
That's potentially the most embarrassing moment
of the show thus far.
Mitchell is such an idiot.
Like, dude, you got smoked.
The girl you liked liked the other dude.
And now you're kind of like,
you're trying to befriend both of them.
And it's so transparent.
And right after he picked Molly,
he pulled her aside and was like,
look, I told everyone that I was just saving you for Zach for zach but really i'm gonna try to get to know you again
like i want to give us another psychotic this is all and he was like and keep it keep this a secret
like dude she's gonna tell zach yeah like he and he said like in his little confessional thing he
straight up said like i'm only doing this so i can uh you know spit game at her behind everyone's
back and it's like dude zach, Zach. Off the radar.
Mitch, this will never work, my guy.
Well, he's just, he's an idiot.
He, he.
Classic idiot.
He is too, he's somehow the least self-aware person
I've ever seen on the show,
while also being aware of the situation
that he's in more than a lot of people.
I did watch a little Unseen Bits last night
and Jess said something funny and he was like,
oh, that's going to go viral.
That's going to go viral.
And I'm like, dude,
you're thinking about this show
in the space of the internet.
You're not like,
you're not living in a world
on this show that like
is conducive to acting natural.
That's a good way to describe him.
I'm wondering how like prevalent
the way we feel about Mitchell
is among everyone
who watches the show.
And I wonder if he's,
if he has any idea that so many people are just like talking about how stupid
this guy is.
I don't think he knows, but I mean, everyone is talking about it.
A lot of messages that I've gotten.
People in the villa are calling him out on it.
I genuinely feel bad for him because he's just done so many things that are so boneheaded.
And he's not a bad guy.
He's just really bad at uh at the art of war i guess you could say when they had the recoupling and i know i'm
skipping ahead a little bit here but i think that's okay and he picks leah and his speech he's
like he says something nice about it he's like great personality very down to earth you have a
really good body great body everyone's just like what the fuck met meddy just put his hands in his hand and he's just so
embarrassed oh it's bad he he has um there's a phrase that's been tossed around a lot by zach
but i think that it really encompasses mitch more than anybody and that is the phrase loose game
loose game yes Loose game?
Yes.
Have you noticed Zach saying this?
What is it?
Just talking about someone coming in,
spitting some loose game.
I think it just means kind of recklessly hitting on people.
You'll take any attention you can get?
No, I don't think they mean it in a bad way.
I think it's like, oh, no,
I'm going to spit some loose game tonight.
I'm going to get a little,
I'm going to maybe take things a little too far.
He's so desperately trying to just find a partner to just coast with, I think.
Mitch?
Yes.
Yeah, he is.
He'll hitch his wagon to anything at this point.
He just wants to stay on the show.
They need to get rid of him before Casa Amor.
But the way he's doing it, he's giving everyone the ink.
So I'm very excited for the um next actual episode
for a number of reasons but mainly to see how mitch plays molly getting sent home because he
i could see him like crying like he's going to cry right like he's gonna handle this so poorly
because like they showed him and like they were all i hope he tries to go home with her and she's
just like no no you shouldn't do that that would be speaking oh my god the way he tries to go home with her and she's just like, no, no, no, you shouldn't do that. That would be, speaking of, the way he tries to white knight for Molly during the Never Have I Ever game when Zach admits to cheating in his past, right?
And people are like, all the girls are giving him shit.
We're like, oh, no, how could he trust anyone who does that?
Like, wants a cheater, always a cheater kind of thing.
I could trust anyone who does that,
like wants a cheater, always a cheater kind of thing.
And then Mitchell, for whatever reason,
comes to the defense of Zach to, I guess, try and impress Molly.
It was a really weird situation.
Well, there's also, Dylan,
the juxtaposition between his prior statement
where he said,
you're not the man I thought you were.
Yeah.
Which I took that as a joke.
I thought the way that that was edited in the beginning,
I thought that was him in the beginning i thought
that was him being an asshole but then as i saw it actually play out during the episode i thought
okay that was a joke that just was edited differently because zach would have zach
wouldn't have taken correct like that would have pissed that's like fucked up to say but to come
to zach's defense in front of molly like that was just such an obvious like white knight ploy i
thought he had a i mean he did make a good point though like he didn't he could have just lied and not yeah but dude he zach needed secretly hates
zach zach needed someone to come to his defense in that situation i'm not trying to justify him
cheating but like the way that ella and jess went at him it was like dude like lay off the guy like
he really didn't need to say anything about this yeah He could have lied, yeah. Back-to-back seasons of one of the girls saying,
a tiger never changes his stripes or never loses his stripes.
So we had Jess saying that, and then we had Liv saying that about Tom last season.
And I guess that's just probably a little bit more common over there.
But, yeah, Jess, I don't know why Jess had to jump in so hard on Zach.
Is there some beef there that I missed?
Because I think she just secretly doesn't like Molly. No, she got cheated on. That's probably fair. I don't know why Jess had to jump in so hard on Zach. I didn't, was, is there some beef there that I missed? Cause like,
I think she just secretly doesn't like Molly.
she just got,
no,
she got cheated on.
That's probably fair.
And she's raw from it.
Ella said the same thing.
Same with,
it brought up like bad memories.
Yeah.
Like Ella and Jess just got cheated on like really hard.
Yeah.
And I get,
I get they got mad and I,
I was glad that they actually apologized to him after.
Cause I thought they were going just way too hard on him for a challenge that like,
he didn't want to put his neck out there
and like talk it out with everybody.
He just took a sip.
There's probably, Tyreek, I didn't see Tyreek drinking
and I don't get the vibe that Tyreek is.
I thought he did.
Did he?
I thought he did.
Okay.
I was going to say, I get the vibe that Tyreek's been a little,
he's done some loose game.
Everyone just expects Tyreek to have been a cheater in the past so no one called him out for it. I was going to say, I get the vibe that Tyreek's been a little – he's done some loose game. Everyone just expects Tyreek to.
I've been a cheater in the past, so no one called him out for it.
If you were to – yeah.
And I'm a Tyreek guy.
I really enjoy him.
So I feel bad airing him out like this.
I like him too.
And he calls Mitchell out on his bullshit.
Mitchell's got a lot of bullshit.
Yeah, he's such an embarrassment.
I can't stand the dude.
He cannot get to to they can't let
him go to casa more because if they do that there's gonna be a girl who's desperate to stay
on the show you have mitch who's desperate to stay on the show and then we just are stuck with
these two idiots for the rest of the time they're gonna let him stick around though i i hope so
because he's become a very fun part of this show he's a good cringe watch so something a conversation
i had with my sister and my wife, we were talking about
like the show and how the cast is and if I like the cast and like the guys on it.
And I'm like, there's some, this is so unlike last season.
Cause like last season, I'm like, oh dude, that would be such a fun crew to hang out
with.
I really liked those guys.
This time around, there's really not that.
There's not like a crew or like a guy on
there that i'm like oh dude that dude's probably a fun hang no one no one maybe tyreek's a fun
hang i mean but like knowing what he's about like you're not just going out with tyreek like you're
he's in triple digits i couldn't keep up with tyreek no i think he'd be a fun guy to hang out
with no i think i think there's i think there's i he'd be a fun guy to hang out with. No. I think there's
several guys I'd hang out with.
I'd hang out with Tyreek. I would
not hang out with Mitchell. I don't get
the same ick from Sammy that you guys do, so I
think I would hang out with him.
Sammy actually isn't terrible.
I just don't fully trust Sammy.
I have friends I don't fully trust. Why is
Scott not more sought after?
I don't know. Scott is an absolute snack.
His eyes are dreamy.
He's a professional footballer,
and it sounds like he's more legit than some of the other guys
that have been professional footballers.
Famously had a threesome, as we learned in the game.
Tyreek also had a – yeah, Tyreek's had a couple threesomes.
Chuck's no one.
Yeah, no one.
He's probably leaving a couple off the board, too.
A double threesome.
He's probably not reporting all of those just to like –
I kind of like that Tyreek's like, you you know been with one of his boys just getting down
yeah yeah i'm not i'm not built for his his crew that is the ultimate dangerous nights crew member
like dude what are you getting them into i have a theory that zach and katherine
is katherine like an athlete of any sort uh i don't know i want to
know if she has like a collegiate history of like playing anything why because i think i feel like
those two are sporty and they like each other that's my theory scott and katherine yeah what
did i say you said zach sorry my bad scott also an athlete scott is he Stop. He's in great shape. And he's a goalkeeper.
Scott?
Yeah.
Oh.
He's a keeper, right? I thought you meant Zach.
I don't know if he's a keeper.
He's a keeper.
He's literally a keeper.
You're a keeper, dude.
What is Dylan doing?
I don't fucking know.
Like we want to keep you, right?
Dude, I think you left something out there.
Yeah, can we vote Dylan off the island?
Hey, every time I see Zach, and he's on the show, so I see him often,
I really want to see his game.
I want to see what he looks like.
Is he like a post player?
Definitely.
I want to see what kind of game he's got.
He's fine.
Yeah, I know, but I just want to see.
Don't you want to see what kind of athleticism?
Oh, man, Dylan cutting down someone's athleticism? No way. Oh, crazy., but I just want to – don't you want to see – His game is fine. What kind of athleticism we're dealing with?
Oh, man, Dylan cutting down someone's athleticism?
No way.
No way.
Oh, crazy.
You can definitely take him, bro.
Yeah, dude.
I don't mean this in a rude way.
He's not built like an athlete.
He's tall as fuck and big.
He's 6'4", but he's got like – he's kind of got sloppy body.
Have you seen James Harden with his shirt off?
Yeah, dude.
Have you seen Luka with his shirt off?
There's some big boy NBA players who don't look like they have good bodies.
I mean, Jokic, obviously.
Yeah.
That is a great example.
But I don't know, man.
I don't get athlete vibes from him.
He's the Joker, baby.
I still want to know.
The reason I get athlete vibes from him is because he's a semi-professional basketball player.
He gets paid actual money.
Does semi-professional mean you get paid?
Yes.
If the word professional is in there, you get paid. But it's semi. What does that mean? It means it Does semi-professional mean you get paid? Yes. If the word professional is in there, you get paid.
But it's semi.
What does that mean?
It means it's semi-professional.
Okay.
We don't need to get into it.
He gets semi-pay.
Imagine getting paid for every semi.
Be a rich man.
Dylan doesn't get any.
He gets one a day.
Get more boners, dude.
We need to stop that narrative.
I get sufficient amount of boners, all right?
Everything's working great.
Hey, dude.
Put your money where your mouth is.
Both day, Randy.
Bring that thing back.
Bring it back.
We need to cut.
We need to stop that.
Boners happen.
We got to stop.
Got to stop this deal.
I got plenty of boners.
Perfectly fine.
Blood flow.
Facts.
Rock hard.
Thank you, HIMS.
Yeah, I can get there.
What?
Does Obama want to do a HIMS ad read?
No.
That'd be tight.
That'd be tight.
It is funny to think about, like, you know, he has a pod.
Doesn't him and Michelle have a pod?
Probably.
Like them doing reads like we do? Like them having to do like a Squarespace read. funny to think about like you know he has a pod doesn't him and michelle a pod probably like them
doing reads like we do like them having to do a like a square space read yeah i don't think that
happens they're doing liquid death reads rest in peace to our sponsor it was a long time ago
fulton rourke somebody dm me about them the other day. And you still owe us money.
Probably not going to pay.
Where are we at?
Let's see.
I'm just going to bring up the cast list and see who we haven't talked about yet.
Oh, yeah.
Andre went home.
Andre went home.
I mean, I knew Andre was going home that entire time.
If you didn't think Andre was going home, then you don't have the pulse of the show going through your veins.
This is not his environment.
Montel.
Mal.
Mal.
Yeah.
We're going Mal.
Is it Mal?
That's what she goes by, yeah.
God.
Mal, I don't feel one way or the other about her at this point.
Agree.
Agree. Agree.
I'm trending more towards liking her,
but there's really not much there.
She looks to me like a Cher Barbie doll.
Yeah, that... Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
She does have doll face.
If that makes any sense.
She looks like if Cher was a Barbie.
Hey, doll face.
Hey, doll face.
Hey, doll face.
Hey, doll face.
You want to go chat by the day bands?
I'll buy you a brandy.
Doll face.
Let's hit the floor to the Jettabag.
Take you up to the terrace.
Do some smooching.
Boy, the terrace is straight up smooch central.
Oh, yeah.
If you take someone up there, you can get ready for a smoochy.
I love it.
You got to.
You got to.
I don't really see Mal becoming a major player unless someone popular snatches her up she's pretty
yeah
I just I don't know
she seems like she's there for the ride
I don't think she's got an established character in my mind yet
so maybe I just need a little more Mal out of this
Montel
I would like to hang
I would like to hang with him
he seems like a good guy to oh he does he seems like a good
guy he seems like a nice guy that dude's hot is he tiny dude why is he shredded he's he's a hot
shredded he's got he's got a body he's probably 21 years old he's not tiny he's just not six three
like everyone else yeah yeah everyone in the show sneaky tall like the fact that the fact that sammy
is somehow taller than zach it blows my mind every time I see it. Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense.
I did not even realize until Dylan pointed out during the last episode,
and ever since, I've just been like, what?
How is this happening?
Shout out to Sammy for making the ultimate Love Island mistake,
from what I can tell, and calling someone a test when they're right there.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
And when that happened last season, I was like, is it that big of a deal? And now that I'm really thinking about it, yeah, don't do that and and when that happened last season i was like is it that big of a deal and now that i'm really thinking about yeah i would hate that shut up
so montel for uh getting leah up to the terrace that's a hot that's a hot couple yeah i'm hoping
i'm into them i'm hoping that sticks i'm really into them i really like leah she was giving him
like you're gonna you're gonna smooch me right now eyes when she was sitting on the terrace with him.
And he did.
And I'm happy that it happened for them.
Dude, they're closer in age than I thought.
I didn't realize how old Montel was.
I thought he was more towards 21.
He's 25.
And Leah is 27.
So I'm here for this.
Am I shipping Leah and Montel?
It's giving couple.
It is. I'd be very happy with those two being a couple. That it's giving couple. It is.
I'd be very happy with those two being a couple.
That's a hot couple.
But would they stay true to each other in Casa more?
I think he would.
I'm giving him a lot of benefit of the doubt
because thus far, he seems like a very nice guy.
Leah seems extremely nice too.
Like I think if they were genuinely a couple going in,
I think they would have genuinely a couple going in,
they would have,
I think they would have less fallout if one of them cheated than like other couples.
Ella,
I can't wait to see Ella's face when Tyreek comes out with another girl.
Oh my God.
When he comes out holding hands with some absolute rocket,
it's going to be great.
I can see her face waiting for him to like,
you know,
peek around that doorway when they come out.
And she just looks like the most miserable person of all time.
When they do movie night.
Movie night. Oh, it's going to bad they they the the producers have to know like we have to keep them both here through movie night at a minimum because that is gonna be
volatile i'm worried about ella's mental health throughout all this this is just gonna did you
see her in that last dude ella just needs to understand that she's hitching her wagon to an absolute bad
boy dude it's not a good move for you ella like he's a hot bad boy like you could be so much
happier in life if you weren't with an absolute fuck boy but like like he has given you every
red flag you need in order to say like hey maybe i should move on from this and and like but he's
also like really charming at the same time and it it's like, I get it. He does something that I really enjoy.
When he has bad news for someone, he gives them some good news first.
He says something nice to them.
And then he immediately says something that it just ruins their day.
Is it like the criticism sandwich?
Yeah.
You say something positive about him and then you hit him with the criticism and then you close with something positive.
It's exactly what he does.
It's exactly what he does.
And like he just, it's amazing.
It's amazing that he has shown her so many red flags
and she still wants nothing but him.
Her white fit last night was quite impressive.
In what way?
What do you mean?
Just very beautiful to me.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I think she's so intimidating
and her relationship
with him is so volatile that even if there was a guy in there like scott for somebody like wanted
to like talk to her they would just but you know what not worth it not worth that because that
could go south real quick i just want i just want her to smile more i want her to be happy
and she's just not you should tell her to smile yeah you should smile more that's the
worst thing to ever say to somebody i had a girl say it to me once it didn't bother me
it didn't bother you my face yeah yeah tell a woman to smile more see how that ends
remember when you told the hooters waitress to smile more stop stop we haven't mentioned meddy and whitney yet
let's do a subtitle for dylan that never happened that never happened someone has told the hooters
waitress to smile oh once a shift you get that oh my god can you imagine creepy as
i'd have to leave you'd quit your hooters job i'd quit i would retire
i'm going to bikinis or twin we lost our top girl today dave's gone yeah i don't know i don't know
if that's what it was but that female dave photo i could see her being hooters waitress she was
kind of bad she was a flirtiest bitch i was that giving top yeah dude what excuse me excuse me
Giving top.
Dude.
What?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I'm not making those assumptions, David.
You said I was your top girl.
Okay.
Since we talked about last night's episode, the most recent episode, we need to talk about the exit of Molly, which has been probably for me one of the most shocking things I've
ever seen happen on the show.
Let's set the whole day up though.
Okay.
So the girls leave on a spa day.
The day before.
Let's start with the day before. Which is So, the girls leave on a spa day. The day before. Let's start with the day before.
Which is what? She gets a standalone date with Zach,
where they go rollerblading together. They got the camera crew.
Worst date ever. You're right.
I've never seen a date worse.
As someone who recently queued up
The Bachelorette,
the most recent episode from
Monday Night, and saw a preview
of what this season has in store.
There is about 12 worse dates than what they just did.
Yeah, but this show,
it's all about laying around in bathing suits and talking.
That's all they ever do.
How are they so bad at rollerblading?
Neither of them look comfortable.
Do people not rollerblade in England
because everything's like cobblestone and shit?
Yeah.
I just feel like they don't have it like that.
I don't think everything's cobblestone.
It's all gravel roads.
I don't...
Okay.
And also, he's way too tall.
He's too tall to play.
If someone put blades on me right now,
I'd easily be able to blade right now.
No, and he's taller than you.
You just have to get over him.
No, I know.
You guys talk like he's 7'4".
He's just not.
Okay.
No, I know.
No, he's not 7'4".
I think we know that.
That would be tight if there was a 7'4 guy.
If Wemby's just on the show.
Mm-hmm.
Like, God damn. That would be sick. He should be 7'4 guy. If Wemby's just on the show. Like, god damn.
That would be sick.
He should be in the summer league.
Spicy chicken sandwiches and stuff?
Frosties?
Oh, you're talking Wendy's.
He's talking Wendy's.
Nice.
That's good.
Their nuggets are very underrated.
Wendy's is good if you don't go to the one on Slaughter. I love their nuggets.
One on Slaughter
is one of the worst
run places on earth.
Their nuggets are
like totally fully.
They're good.
The spicy,
you got the spicy ones.
They're great on a road trip.
They're highly dunkable.
Are they as dunkable,
more dunkable,
or less dunkable
than McDonald's?
Because those are
hella dunkable.
Similar size.
Stop. Chick-fil-A's are dunkable, but not as dunkable than mcdonald's because those are same size similar size stop chick-fil-a's are chick-fil-a's are dunkable but not as dunkable because of the size i have i have a dream that
this that this podcast gets really popular in the uk because they like want to hear these american
idiots just talk about the show that they've been i don't want to be an american idiot and they've
been following for a long time they're like just make fun of us for our american culture references
and they're like these guys are just fucking clowns but they make a lot of good points at the same time
and so we get we just get mega popular over there everyone starts wearing rowback and
backer 20 by the way because that'd be so swag if we had like a crew of backers in england that
we just have to go vibe with hunks with the lads this is popular we this gets popular, we'll do a meetup. Let's do a high life game. Let's make a high life game.
Let's do a meetup over there. Dave, you in?
No, I can't do that.
London?
Oh no, then we're going to go play golf in Scotland?
What?
It's all going to happen. That's my dream.
If that ever happened, if you think Sally
wouldn't attach herself to this trip, you're crazy.
She would be on
every single leg of that trip with us because she wouldn't let it happen without her she's doing a beer a hole at
st andrews dave's little crumpet girl over there we did have the queen call recently yeah i don't
know anyway shout out to our new uk listener oh that's not it fucking a the queen to us is the same thing as mrs doubtfire
hey send this to uh all of your uk friends and say give it a listen
thank you okay now set up the day that molly had before she got just axed
yeah so the girls left for a spa day, which you get excited.
Oh, spa day, girls are away, and the guys get to hang out.
But you know something's afoot when that happens, right?
It's not going to be all fun and games.
So they bring a bombshell in, Katie, who was on season two of Love Island UK.
David, did you know that?
Yeah, they made that very evident.
And for my money, she's fantastic.
I think she's mega gorgeous. She's got good eyes her and leah might have the best eyes on the show she's stunned scott too she's stunning
scott and her would be a power couple so katie comes in she's getting her flirt on with the guys
they send a selfie to the girls so they're all and they all recognize like, oh my gosh, that's Katie season two.
Katie McDermott, I think her name is.
And so.
It's Matt Horny that you know her last name.
Yeah, it's a little horny sauce.
They talked about it on the show.
No, just kidding.
And I did give her a quick Instagram search.
Well.
I'm on her Instagram right now.
She does a fair amount of editing, but she is a pretty lady.
Her eyes are next level.
Anyway, the girls come back in the villa, and of course, everyone's concerned.
Like, who is Katie?
Who's she into?
What?
Randy just got a reel off from Washed Media mid-episode.
You love to see it.
This dude doesn't take any time off.
We're doing boat humor.
Yeah.
Randy, that's sick, dude.
Our UK friends are going to love what you just did there.
They don't do that shit over there.
They do reels.
I mean, like boats.
I'm sure they do boats, too.
No.
They disbanded the... They just do pubs?
The British Navy.
Okay.
What was I saying?
Tell me about Katie.
Yeah, so Katie's there, and the girls are not happy.
Katie's got a very good energy about her
in that it's confident,
but also not aggressive.
Yeah, she mentioned that the first time she was there,
she was a bombshell
and she just went right after one guy.
All eggs in one basket, she said.
Different approach this time around.
You're distracting me.
I haven't even said anything.
You gave Dave a look at my screen.
He was already looking at my screen, so I looked over at him as to what.
I'll come across this effing table.
He found that photo of you as a hot dog.
He was showing it to me.
Okay.
Okay.
Keep going.
What was I saying?
For our British listeners, hot dogs are tubes of meat that we eat over here at baseball games.
Yeah.
That's our cricket.
Yeah, it's like a Frank.
Caliendo?
He could probably do
a pretty good British accent.
I'm sure he could.
Dude, Katie's been
a Barack Obama shell.
I don't know if we're doing that one.
They're going to lose him
with all these American references.
They probably are familiar
with Obama.
We know who Barack Obama is.
He's two times.
Now we're mocking our new listeners.
Yeah.
No, we're kind of doing our Prince Philip impression right now.
Yeah, just Prince Philip.
Do your Prince Andrew or your Prince Albert.
You do a Prince Albert every day when you wake up.
Pierce your dick every single day. Yeah, literally.
How many holes do you have in your dick, David?
What a waste of time. A lot. It was a colossal waste of time day. Yeah, literally. How many holes do you have in your dick, David? What a waste of time.
A lot.
It was a lot.
Colossal waste of time.
All right.
We're tiny.
Someone gets a text, right?
I got a text.
Message.
Hey, fire pit time, you dumb idiots.
We need that sound effect.
I got a text.
That's not it.
No, not that.
Just the ding.
I know.
I was doing that.
I got a text.
I like the beginning sound effect.
The ITV one. the ding i know i was doing that i got a text i like the beginning sound effect the itv one or the end do you guys ever do the end sound effect sally and i always do it early together oh yeah yeah it's good dude
yeah there's they love us over there all right so. So, hey, guess what? It's recoupling time.
Yes.
And Katie gets first pick.
It's on a recouple.
Pretty standard procedure when a new bombshell comes in, Dave.
Katie gets first pick.
Oh, yeah.
Don't mansplain the show to me.
And she gets her pick of any guy.
And, of course, everyone's coupled up.
So no matter who she picks, someone's going to be upset.
Look, she's going to step on toes, but she's going to do it respectfully, y'all.
And that's all you can do.
Just be respectful.
I'm not here to make friends.
You have no choice but to step on toes here.
Respectfully.
And so she gets a pick of all the guys.
She did her due diligence.
She had a conversation with, I believe, every one of them leading up to the-
Maybe not Mehdi.
No one wants to talk to Mehdi.
Maybe because Mehdi's not fun to talk to. He's he's so french he's the most french guy oh wee wee
it's not really that's my french sorry to our let's not piss off everybody across the pond
and she picks zach did that surprise y'all that she went with zach obviously he's highly covered
zach's got some kind of spell over the women in this villa.
It was Zach or Tyreek, right?
Zach is a force to be reckoned with in this villa, Dylan.
You got to start putting some more respect on his name.
He's got the unique puppy dog eyes, but on a tall, not athletic, according to Dylan,
but a tall athlete's body.
He's got Hank Hill butt.
I'm sorry.
I might have to say it.
Okay.
And to our UK listeners, it's an American costume.
Dude, they all know exactly what you're talking about.
Just Google Hank Hill butt.
You'll see what I'm talking about.
He does not have a dump truck.
Anyway, she picks Zach.
Everyone is shocked.
I think Molly, the most shocked.
Her eyes get like this big.
I'm holding up just big, big eyes.
She's shocked.
She didn't know that they had the connection.
And maybe Zach didn't even know.
They did have a conversation before, and it seemed like it was going well.
Zach seemed a little surprised himself.
And then, out of absolutely nowhere, Molly gets a text immediately,
before they even do the other recouplings,
and says, you have been dumped from the island.
Boom.
You are now single.
Curtain's closed.
Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
And everyone is just in complete shock.
Mitch, including Katie,
who didn't know that was going to be the case,
she said, I'm sorry.
She didn't know what she had done.
Mitchell ran into oncoming traffic,
just couldn't fucking fathom.
Yeah, Mitchell went and just drowned himself in the pool.
A question that I've been asking myself.
He sets himself on fire in protest.
A question I've been asking myself is if-
He sat down in front of her suitcase as she was wheeling it out.
He just-
It's funny to think about how Mitchell reacts.
Because you know it's going to be over the top.
He went to the terrace and he dressed like Braveheart
and made a speech.
What if he sacrifices himself?
Like, no, I'll go home with you.
No, I love the idea of Mitchell trying to go home with her
and her being like, don't do that.
I don't like you.
Stop.
It's like, I'll leave with you.
Even Zach is like, no, I'm not even leaving with her. Like, you can't do that. Zach I'll leave with you. Even Zach is like, no, no. I'm not even leaving with her.
Like, you can't do that.
I wonder if Zach offers to leave with Molly.
I'm excited to see the beginning of this next episode
to see if he either indicates that he might
or if anyone gives him shit for doing it.
Because if I'm the other people, I'm like,
y'all have already been on a date.
We need to at least proposition him with this.
Yeah.
But I also think he's like low key.
He can't express his excitement.
I think he's kind of excited to get to know Katie.
He was like, he was giving her the eyes.
If you are with somebody who gets immediately removed from the show, you know two things.
You know that you're about to have someone come in that's going to be interested in you.
And you know that you're likable enough to stick around on the show for a little bit.
Yeah.
So like, he's in a good place right now.
Okay.
What I was trying to say earlier i've been asking
myself if the producers had the plane going in the whole time for no matter who was the one
left single yeah if it was whitney yeah i agree her home i agree because i think it being molly
she's such like a main character on the show i wonder if they're like fuck it let's kick her off
and let's make waves here and get people talking about yeah well do you do you think there's any credibility to the theory that she might come back for Casa more?
Because I think there's a lot there.
And where are you seeing this?
Well, okay.
That's the first thing I thought.
If you are a person who does not want any spoilers of anything at all, please turn it off right now.
All right.
You have the opportunity.
What do I do?
Dave, you stay here.
Okay.
No, these aren't bad spoilers.
But she's apparently already been seen in the uk so she's not in spain um she's been on a couple podcasts she's done podcast appearances and allegedly she has
flown back to spain so who knows what could happen and i don't even know if the flying
back to spain is actually real or if it's just rumored on instagram she could have just been taking a pill on abita i took a pill in abita
i took a pill in abita r.i.p avicii though it was a pepto-bismol tablet you hear this song
levels i had i had i went to dollar hot dog night at the ballpark when i went to the america to our
new uk listeners of meat
i respect your culture a great deal and i will not do what these guys are doing hey matt me
tom tom it's early days diarrhea katie is so bad she's so why are you guys so obsessed with katie
to look at her dog ham i do think she's hot but he's a little bit he's taking a little far i just
i don't like she doesn't i don't know maybe she's just not my type she has a little case of small face she wasn't
she wouldn't be she wasn't turning my head my head is it my head's doing just spinning right
now skirt skirt like uh what's that movie it spins all the way around the exorcist
exorcist style thank you david um spinny heads that's me yeah i i did think okay that would be excellent tv
if they him and so zach and katie they get along quite well they fancy each other but boom two we're
talking in two weeks or whatever cost is she's back that would be gives him enough time to like
get to know katie really well and then really oh
dude that would be such a tv my god that's mitch's music and mitch mitch comes out of nowhere and
does like a does like a magic show and pulls a rose out behind her ear mitch pulls molly's side
he's like hey zach's really been a good guy since you've been away you should trust him to let him
you know let him back in dude i had a tweet yesterday that did absolute numbers.
Everyone's obsessed with my take.
Let's hear it, man.
That if they can get Davide, Ekansu, and Molly into Casa Amor,
it's game over for every reality television show.
Davide becoming single just a couple weeks or a few weeks into this show.
Dude, get him in.
Got to get him in. Get him in.
Put him in Casa. make him in put him in
casa get him in got to that dude's ready to feast dude that would be bad can you imagine i don't
even know the guy can you imagine what the girls would do if davide came in you can imagine what
i would do if davide came no the guys would be all fucking bummed oh can you what if you're what
if you're in casa more and you're chatting up somebody like You're a guy, obviously, and then you hear rumors.
They're like, okay, we're going to show you guys some clips of what's happened at Casa Amor.
You're watching the clips.
You see Davide there, and you're just like, oh, no!
Just shredded, like laying out.
You would just know, like, oh, literally no girl is safe.
He is a man meat.
I'm excited. You're'm excited least compatible couples i'm excited man take a couple steps back because that was a funny little little fight yeah because
i got news for uh whitney and metty they were absolutely the least compatible couple yeah they
know that though they know that he knew
that when he said he wanted to go talk to leah which was out of pocket by the way he did not
need to do that that that really made me uncomfortable why i don't know it just because
it just didn't seem like him and it just didn't seem like she was into him and it was just it was
just i'm like what i was just thinking what are you doing this is not your move it was a dumb move but like i didn't hate that he was actually trying to
go do something other than be in a friendship couple with whitney where they pretend they
like each other that's that's fair i was at least happy that he was like ready to step outside of
the box and not get comfortable he's if if leo would have gone for him like that would have been a huge get for him absolutely
they they are not compatible not at all um
were jess and sammy justified in being mad about um yeah i think they were justified i think there
were other people that were way less compatible than them. The fact that Whitney and Mehdi weren't even a part of that was –
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I thought Jess really liked Sammy.
I don't know if it was reciprocated like we talked about.
I think it was a little bit.
Every little thing that Sammy did that was like maybe would be a minor reason to be upset,
I think Jess took it a little too far.
That's why people noticed like the bickering.
Like, eh, they should probably separate. I want to give a special shout out to jess
actually okay jess is uh surprisingly coordinated her soccer move that she did during the soccer
challenge she did a straight up rainbow not easy to do first try but like why is it a surprise to
you because she just doesn't look like a natural athlete And then the way that she dances
She's like a good dancer
This was also
This was from Unseen Bits last night
More than anything
So I apologize if you guys haven't seen that
She has danced on a bar top before
But she has
She has like choreographed dance skills
Okay
She can put together like
Apparently Leah's a dancer too
I did not realize that She's got the body of a goddess
dude singing again can i bring something else to the table you had a new segment you wanted to talk
about something that hasn't gotten enough love from the love island boys has been the acoustic
covers that go on or maybe even just
the tropical house covers that go on in this show all right i've isolated a couple that i've really
enjoyed from this season okay um uh when they did the public vote ceremony at the fire pit
during the this last week they had a a tropical house version of Natalie and Brutely as Torn.
Yeah, it was heat.
Can I guess your second one?
Yeah.
Was it last night when Katie got in there and they hit us with Hall & Oates, Maneater?
No, my other one was going to be a tropical house cover of Stan by Eminem.
I love the music.
Oh, I forgot about that one.
No, the music's great i mean i i know i saw somebody mentioned like oh why don't they just get the real songs
i'm like because they don't necessarily fit better like these are that's love island they get like
big songs on there though they're not afraid to splash the pot for some uh for some current new
singles but i enjoy the tropical house
versions yeah i do too i actually take some of them and put them into my spotify and see if
there's any uh bangers that i can put on my palatine playlist a love island playlist would
be helpful yeah yeah i do enjoy the covers a great deal it's good the gas it's good it's like good
it's good resort pool music can we marry snog pie
of course we can let's marry snog pie i'm not going to stop buying mitchell i think i might
continue to pie mitchell even when he's off the show because i just he needs to get pied every
every opportunity i'm going to pie let me see
i'm going to pie molly as she's walking out the door just to see if mitchell tries to fight me
okay i'm just gonna throw one at her while she's saying bye to everybody i'm just gonna walk up
and just mitch might actually murder you i can't believe molly got booted from the show
mitch will have me like hanging from the fucking terrace like i'm a cartel member he's so lame dude he's so lame i'm buying meddy dude you hate meddy he's just i don't i didn't
i feel like some of the stuff he got upset with whitney for was a little bit ridiculous
and it just seemed like uh i don't know it just seems like he was kind of trying to instigate
her a little bit i don't know what gaslight i think dave he wants her to break up with him maybe i think that's what
he wants maybe so and but he's just whatever and then who is snogging i'll let you start
snog away good man i'm gonna snog katie i love her i'm gonna snog leah that's who i'm marrying i like leah leah is probably who
uh probably who i'd probably go after leah yeah yeah i asked sally katie would turn my head i
asked sally who she would couple up with last night i don't think she gave me an actual answer
but i told i i went on record saying that Leah would be the person
that I would be doing my speech about at the fire pit.
I'm going to marry Jess.
If she can bust out a soccer maneuver of that ilk
in that situation during a challenge,
I'm going to give you a nod of approval.
Welcome, Jess.
I'm snogging Ella.
And that's as far as it goes.
Because you can't marry Ella just because I can't deal with all that.
Can you imagine telling Ella that you're going to go play 18 with the boys?
No, it's just not.
She calls you and you're on the third hole.
She's like, are you done yet?
No, we've been at it for an hour and a half.
Imagine Tyreek like away at a bachelor party.
Oh, my God.
And I was just like sitting by the phone.
He's definitely not the type to like go make friends with the like a bachelorette party that the group runs into.
Definitely not.
Yeah, no, no.
That's not his vibe at all.
And I'm marrying Katie.
So, sorry, bro. It's all right. I already marrying Katie. So, sorry, bro.
It's all right.
I already saw it.
Sorry, I don't mean to step on your toes, but respectfully.
Yeah.
That's what I'm here for.
Okay.
That's fun.
I love this show.
I feel like it's going to get really, really good.
Well, we're about to be feasting with content, I think.
How far away is Kost some more, you think?
I don't know.
You reckon?
I don't know.
Okay.
They never do it like the exact same time.
I think we're two weeks out, maybe?
They got to give enough time for Zach and Katie
to form a legit connection.
It won't happen until Zach has officially gotten
with somebody else.
The producers are Birdman gifting right now.
They have so much potential in their hands.
It's great.
Can I mention an adjacently horny show?
Please.
Real quick.
Have you guys seen they have a new cast for Too Hot to Handle?
That show is too hot to handle.
I have not.
It appears as though the entire cast is indeed too hot to handle.
Really?
Yes.
They can't stop hooking up with each other.
What's the what's the
premise of that show uh you you have a pot of a million dollars that gets split between everybody
but every time you touch someone or do anything sexual money gets taken out of the pot but a kiss
it doesn't cost as much as sex does basically so if you get tugged off under the sheets like
you're gonna spend like 30 grand if you just kiss someone it's like 10 grand that's an expensive
what is that yeah but like you would but when it's split between like what how many people like
you start to think like okay would i spend five thousand dollars to get this done right now yeah
so like if you hook up with someone dave it costs all of us money so people get pissed at you you
know what i mean it's wild and then people start good like this premise then people start spite hooking up oh my god
that's great
I don't hate
I'm not like a
too hot to handle guy
but I don't hate
tossing on some
early episodes
it's always pretty
entertaining to see
the fallout
okay
they also don't tell
them they're going
on too hot to handle
they trick them
into thinking
they're going on
like a Love Island
esque show
and then they unveil
oh we're on
too hot to handle
oh
it's smart
it's smart
okay yeah me likey all right that's another Love Island boys in the books and then they unveil, oh, we're on too hot to handle. Oh. It's smart. It's smart.
Okay.
Yeah.
Me likey.
All right.
That's another Love Island Boys in the Books.
We'll be back next week.
Bye.
Bye-bye. Thank you.