Circling Back - Mash That MF Subscribe Button

Episode Date: January 14, 2019

Alright, we're back. Dillon Cheverere, Dave Ruff, and Will deFries are back in the studio to introduce The Circling Back Podcast. What we've been up over the last two months, the best memes we missed,... and what's next for Circling Back in 2019. We also introduce a new segment — The Steam Room — where we steam on airplane wifi, steam room etiquette, apartment trash moves, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/circlingbackpod Instagram: www.instagram.com/circlingbackpod Visit: www.circlingbackpodcast.com Shop Early Bird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CODE: CIRCLINGBACK) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast episode i think it i think it's episode one this is the first episode well to my To my right, David Ruff. Crime dog, Arf Arf. I haven't heard that name in years. Out of nowhere. How's it going, Dave? Thanks for having me back. It's always good to have you on, man.
Starting point is 00:00:37 Well, you know, I wasn't really doing much. Right in front of me, at the end of the table, the foot of the table, I'm at the head of the table. Dylan Chivary. The low energy introduction is, I'm at the head of the table. Dylan Chivary. The low energy introduction is, I'm steaming on it right now. Well, what do you want me to do? We're back in the stew. Yeah, but what do you want me to do? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Dave's like, yeah, what's up? We're back in the stew. I never said, yeah, what's up? I couldn't be more excited. The boys are back. I'm going to save my actual exuberance for the content. Yeah. The content.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Dave, the second we Yeah. The content. The second we hit record, content is happening right away. We have like, I mean, we have a lot in front of us right now. You can't, this is a marathon, not a sprint, Dylan. There's so much to talk about that I don't know what to talk about. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess.
Starting point is 00:01:20 You know what I'm saying. Well, we have a run sheet. I know, Dave. I know. But there's stuff like, We'll get to it. I just want to be clear. Crystal clear. Before you do anything, before you listen to this podcast, before you tell your friends,
Starting point is 00:01:33 holy shit, this podcast is back. What you have to do is you sign on to Twitter and you sign on to Instagram and you type in circling back pod. Social media. And you mash that MF follow button. You mash it mash it like if you have to shatter your phone mashing it you shatter your phone mashing it circling back pod circling back pod on twitter and instagram do you think they should do that first or should they subscribe
Starting point is 00:01:57 and no mash the five stars i mean that obviously comes i want to the follow first. It's a 1A and a 1B. I think there's a great argument for both. Yeah, there are. Let's break that down. First segment, what's more important to a podcast success? Maybe they should mash second in case they ruin their phones. Just mash something. Go to Apple Podcasts or iTunes as the people call it. Go to Spotify.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Mash that MF follow button again. Are we going to be on Spotify? Circling back. We're going to be on Spotify? circling back we're going to be on Spotify find circling back yeah you'll see our logo there you'll see these beautiful mugs
Starting point is 00:02:31 just staring back at you beautiful faces looking right at you mash it but don't mash it so hard that you can't mash the follow button afterward also real talk
Starting point is 00:02:39 if you could be so kind just leave a review leave a five star rating it's very important to the success of the podcast in the beginning it not only shoots us up the charts
Starting point is 00:02:47 but it gains visibility for this very podcast it's important to the success of the podcast that you do so take it to the gas station from day one that's all we ask
Starting point is 00:02:55 it's not that much yes I think we have a we have a question that needs to be asked yeah what have you guys been up to lately
Starting point is 00:03:03 what do you mean like you guys have low-key been out of the spotlight lately yeah yeah we have been i mean like how was your thanksgiving how was your christmas dude honestly if i'm being just totally transparent here and i think that's what we're still about on this podcast i've had a great time i've i've had a great it's been i guess a month and a half, a little over. And seven weeks-ish, maybe. It's hard to say. We'll never know. It's hard to say.
Starting point is 00:03:27 No one really knows how long it's been. But I've had a great time. A lot of family time. Of course, the holidays happen, so I went out to the ranch and did all that stuff. Went out to the ranch for Thanksgiving and for Christmas. Just been in some QT with the homie. Been spending a lot of time in the gym with Dave. We're both just absolutely
Starting point is 00:03:46 shredded right now so that's great every time i call you you have like groggy just woke up voice or like haven't left the couch voice because you're watching like a shitty movie that's fair to say i've been spending a lot of time me and my tv has been spending a lot of time together like you've just been getting hella tv off everything netflix has to offer i've i've watched it you've been watching game of thrones i'm re-watching it yeah dude i've considered watching that show because i want to be ready when the final season bet behind no dude leave that one in 2018 when the final season starts i want to be totally caught up again i want to know everything so So I'm doing that. We've been, I've been, you know, going out a little bit. Not been going out.
Starting point is 00:04:29 We've been doing dinners and stuff. Just be honest. You've been drinking a lot, Dylan. I've been drinking more than I normally do. You've been staying faded. When you don't have to get up for work, it's like, yeah, might as well have some wine. I've taken on some new hobbies. Like what?
Starting point is 00:04:41 I'm trying to become the number one disc golf influencer. No, you're not. Come on. Leave that crown to J-Bone. Babe, no one's doing that. Me and J-Bone have been playing a lot of disc golf.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Can I give my assessment of what you two have been doing before Dave launches in? I wonder what the general public thinks we've been doing. For Dylan,
Starting point is 00:05:01 I just imagine that you wake up, you're too lazy to make a cup of coffee or something, and then you toss on something on Netflix. Do I give off lazy vibes? No, but you give off lazier vibes than I've ever seen before. Well, yeah. Well, that's expected.
Starting point is 00:05:15 And then I imagine you go to the gym for 45 minutes and then sit in the steam room for a little bit. And then you think, oh, I'm gonna go get some like chicken from the store and make it for lunch or something has a weird i can confirm dylan has weird gym habits he like he like pacer he lifts weights for a little bit and then i finish up and we both walk downstairs into the men's locker room dylan takes his shirt off looks himself in the mirror yeah gets his little shaker out that has nothing but protein powder in it mixes it with uh water fountain water yeah shakes it up drinks it and then i guess goes back upstairs i don't know it was just i thought i found the whole sequence of events to be
Starting point is 00:05:55 startling this is new behavior though because i've been you know i have a lot of time i've been doing like two two and a half hour gym sessions first First of all, we joined Lifetime Fitness. Man, I really want to avoid paparazzos. Well, it's going to happen, Dave, because that place is amazing. And it's basically a country club without a golf course. So we just be spending time out there. It's tight. Every time.
Starting point is 00:06:18 So here's what Dave's been doing. The best thing to do when you get laid off is to join the most expensive gym in town. Yeah. That's the first thing that dave ramsey will tell you so here's here's my my my outlook on what dave's just been doing dave just like wakes up and i feel like you put on something responsible on tv unlike dylan who's just watching like fiction like i feel like i'll address this you watch like meet the press and stuff like that's just what you do. On Sundays, I do. Shout out to my man Chuck Teasy.
Starting point is 00:06:47 We're not doing Chuck Teasys. And his Caesar cut. He's the worst. No, he's not the worst personally, but he looks like the biggest boob ever. That's completely fair. Okay. And then I think that Dave's like, all right, Randy. I feel like you just walk around the house talking to Randy in human voice as if he understands you.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Like, all right, Randy, we're going to go for a walk right now. Get ready. Put your collar on. Pretty much. And then you go to the gym, and then you go home, and you eat lunch, and then you go back to the gym. Maybe for an executive workout. He's been doing two days. He's been doing two days.
Starting point is 00:07:22 No, y'all. Okay, you're close. I wake up. Before I turn on the TV, I go downstairs and do breakfast. Usually eggs, avocado. I've been doing oats now. Do you squeeze that avocado button? You know I'm a squeezer.
Starting point is 00:07:36 It's 2019. Nothing changed. Still me out here getting it. Do that. Give Randy a little treat. Let him go outside, run around. Maybe go out and throw the ball with him go upstairs i one thing i have been doing i've been trying to re-evaluate daytime morning television why mainly sports like espn and fs1 just because i there's so many
Starting point is 00:08:00 there's so many clips and memes and stuff from these shows, like Shannon Sharp memes and stuff, that I want to give these a fair and objective appraisal. They're terrible. I enjoy Shannon Sharp personally, but I can't do Skip, and I can't do the other shows, Max Kellerman's show, First Take, whatever it is. They're really bad.
Starting point is 00:08:22 I thought you were a Max Kellerman guy. I used to be until he turned into a Canelo Schill during during the triple g fights so i'm out on max kellerman and hbo boxing rest in peace he's a shill for canelo i might be in are you in on canelo oh that's sally loves canelo which is one of the more bizarre they got that redhead bond yeah my theory is that she watched like the the showtime behind the scenes show when he was doing it with mayweather yeah and she just like got into it well he's owing two against triple g i don't care what the judges say don't at me isn't he the highest paid athlete in the world right now uh he signed some absurd spot he has like a deal yeah i think he might be yeah well he's in and you
Starting point is 00:09:01 know what golden boys they protect him i think he i don't he's a he's a very talented boxer i i think his the entire team he has around him is trash not important but yeah i'll go to the park across the street with randy i used to go live from there haven't done it in a while a lot of the reason i don't go live is because it's very windy and it's very hard to hear me sometimes i didn't want to tell you this is the time because i didn't want to take the no pun intended wind out of your sails but like sometimes it was so windy that i think like instagram has like a mic functionality that just like cuts it a little bit to like get some sound out and you would just go sign i got feedback from some people that they couldn't hear it and then others that it was fine it's very bizarre anyway that's uh that's what i've been doing oh also i'm uh i've taken up woodworking that's big yeah what are you making like cutting boards and stuff
Starting point is 00:09:46 just uh like tiki like tiki stuff and whatnot i've been making my i've been doing my own ceramics as well for tiki season which is it's quarter one right now january yeah tiki started jan one so i feel like making tiki stuff in terms of like the woodworking community is the most bootleg it's like how people talk shit about dentists being like the most like low doctor i feel like like tiki bars do people talk that shit about dentists yeah it's like it's a very important thing oh yeah dentists they get it pretty good yeah really which is under like uh yeah under they diagnose losers of the uh you know the doc the doctor. It goes like dentists.
Starting point is 00:10:26 I don't even know. Chiropractors below that. Below that. Well, yeah. Chiropractors. Well, they're not even doctors, are they? Some of them are.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Like that one dude from The Bachelor? I don't know. Well, can a dentist diagnose you with oral cancer? Mouth cancer and stuff? I don't know. That seems like a pretty
Starting point is 00:10:43 That seems like they'd send you to a specialist or something. They're like, oh, that person definitely has it, but you don't want to be the final say. Can I say something don't know. That seems like a pretty important deal. That seems like they'd send you to a specialist or something. They're like, oh, that person definitely has it, but you don't want to be the final say. Can I say something else? Wasn't that a Seinfeld bit? The dermatologist? And at the end, Seinfeld remembers skin cancer?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Yeah. Dr. Pimple Popper? Yeah. Something else I've been doing I would like to talk about real quick. And I don't mean to get sentimental. That's not the point of this. But when it was announced that Touching Base was canceled and that Dave and I had been laid off,
Starting point is 00:11:09 we got a ridiculous outpouring of support from our listeners. And I spent a lot of time. Look, I got, I'm not kidding when I say, 1,500 plus DMs from people. And I spent a lot of time going through them. And I tried to give everyone an earnest response. I didn't get to everyone. It's hard. I didn't get to all of them, and I tried to give everyone an earnest response. I didn't get to everyone. It's hard.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I didn't get to all of them, so I missed you. I really am sorry. I spent hours and hours and hours just responding to people. They hit me up on Twitter, on Instagram, on Snapchat. I got emails from people. I got Venmos from people that I didn't even ask for. It was very, very overwhelming. And so there was like a time
Starting point is 00:11:45 when I was like, so what's next? We've got to find something to do. We've got to make money. And then the support we got from everybody, it kind of made our decision for us. We have to keep doing this. And so thank you guys for that. That was incredible to experience.
Starting point is 00:12:02 And love you. Yeah, I'm glad you said that said that well said i'm actually going to go through and thank everyone individually who dm'd me uh let's start with at i don't think we have time for this day yeah daniel hicks 21 that's a lot jw5 taylor bono all of you that's it that was everybody's got three I got three I could not I couldn't keep up I
Starting point is 00:12:28 yeah I got honestly like it got to a point where I got tired of responding because it was kind of mentally taxing which is weird
Starting point is 00:12:36 because all I don't know if I respond with like the prayers hand emoji but like it's a little you know the first few weeks
Starting point is 00:12:42 it was like still kind of a little bit emotional reading like people's a little, you know, the first few weeks, it was like still kind of a little bit emotional. Reading like people's heartfelt, I don't know, responses. Everything. Not just about touching base or whatever, but about PGP. And I was like, man, that's, you know, I knew people liked it. It was pretty incredible, for real. Even when we would just get together sometimes and we would, you know, go live or just, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:05 I would maybe just post something of Dave in the gym or whatever. People would blow me up. Like, are y'all getting back together? Like, relax. It's going to happen. Yeah, chill. You're too liberal with taking photos in the gym. No, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah, that's a sacred place. I've popped you like twice. Didn't like a Playboy model get popped for like fat shaming somebody and actually get in the locker room? Yeah, there was someone like in a towel behind her naked that's why i don't go to the same gym as you guys i'm worried you guys are gonna fat shame me oh no i'm not gonna do that there's a little a little sign outside the the locker room at live time that says phones can't even come out like put your phones away dog i love it yeah i just like a Dave Chappelle show. Even me, who was not laid off, I received an insane amount of messages.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Must be nice. No lie, I read every single one. I did not even get close to responding to every single one of them. It was awesome. The outpouring of support was encouraging. I'll be honest, at one point it did get to the point where it was almost just a new wound every single day and it was like you had a tough you had a tough time at the at the beginning well yeah yeah i mean dude like it's it's it's weird going from doing
Starting point is 00:14:16 something day in and day out yeah and then not doing it at all and just like the i mean i don't want to get too much into it but like it, it's not, let's get into it. I don't do well with change. Your boy, your boy's not a big change guy. You're emotional. And so, uh, yeah, I didn't, I didn't handle it well for the first like little bit. And then, uh, the more it went on it, the more I was like, almost like I appreciate the outpouring, but like, I almost just don't want to relive this whenever I open Twitter
Starting point is 00:14:40 or whenever I open whatever Reddit, Instagram, it was just like, just like, I got to step away from the phone right now. Day one, you hit the bottle pretty hard. Can I share that? Is that okay? Well, I mean, day one, the squad had to get kind of messed up together. Was it day one or day two that you texted me at like 3 in the morning because you were just up? Day two.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Okay, so day two. You hit the bottle pretty hard, and you were up late, and you were just like thinking about shit and you texted me i was like oh fuck by the way will goes to bed early he's he's an early early uh sleeper yo low key i didn't even make it to the end of the game last night yeah that's what you do but you you didn't miss much welcome to the sports zone with dave No, I was up until 3. Yeah, and you were just like, dude. I was just drinking straight gas. I think you said something like, dude, I'm a wreck.
Starting point is 00:15:30 No, no, no. He said he wrecked. Get some sleep, dog. There's certain times where you're allowed to just get absolutely blasted. I'm going to be okay. There's a time where you're allowed to get absolutely blasted. And one of those times is if you lose your job. And I didn't feel like I lost my job, but I definitely lost the biggest responsibility at my job at the time,
Starting point is 00:15:46 which was touching base. So I was like, I'm allowed to get blasted right now. Can I say also how perfectly this all kind of came together? I think it was our last episode of Touching Base. We talked about names. We almost named it. Circling Back was mentioned, I believe.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Right? Yeah. And then What Happened Happened happened and here we are was that the same episode where we hypothesized who would fire who who would judge i think it was and then here we are like literally circling back and it's the name of our new venture and it's it all came together pretty perfectly it came together quick too not. To me, it felt like it took six months. Yeah, but the actual boom, boom, boom. From whatever to studio. People kept asking, why aren't y'all doing that yet?
Starting point is 00:16:35 This shit takes time. You have to put stuff together. Wheels are in motion. Just relax. The Reddit page has been just exploding with different theories. It's been fun to watch. The Reddit page is just one big thing from It's Always Sunny where the guy's just putting together pieces
Starting point is 00:16:50 on the whiteboard looking crazed. Yeah, I want to give a shout out to everybody that just assumed, well, Dave will be fine. He'll just go back to being a lawyer. I just put on my lawyer hat and back lawyering. Isn't that what you want to do?
Starting point is 00:17:02 You just want to be a lawyer. Yeah, but it's it's it's much more complicated than that not that i'm not that i'm done with that a lot of theories on there but it's just wrong um but i'll say this the amount of wrong theories is actually hilarious it's been fun i think all of them wrong yeah and like the amount of people diving into certain things is just kind of hilarious too like Like, like there are things that, that had happened months before and people were like, Oh my God, this just happened.
Starting point is 00:17:29 And then like, they read all into it. It's like, no, that happened like a month ago. Like chill. Yeah. Nobody's doing this.
Starting point is 00:17:35 It, it, uh, low key turned into, uh, the, so the legal subreddit thread for a while. And it was just,
Starting point is 00:17:42 it was just wild speculation and, and inaccurate statements about the law. I love that. I love it too. Just get out there and just fling information. I used to be like lawyer talk guy, like law talk guy and be like, oh, you could probably get this.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Now I don't do it because Dave's just like, well, not so fast there, bucko. That's exactly what Dave says. I've never said bucko. I said cucko. No, bucko i said cucko no you didn't say cucko people are gonna have a lot of questions for us too but you should know that we can't and won't answer them like about you know regarding the layoff and all that nothing nothing happened it's not like there was some big scandal yeah like business happens that's it we're
Starting point is 00:18:21 good and yeah we're good we're good just much like boners. We're happy right now. Boners happen. Business happens. Business happens. Payoffs happen. Nothing scandalous or crazy or bad happens. I have a question for both of you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Y'all had hella time off for a bit before we got back in the studio. Is there anything that you wanted to do in the beginning that you just didn't end up doing? Regarding what? Is there any hobby that you thought you might be doing a lot of that you just never even did i have no yeah i wanted to go i wanted to go backpack through central asia you why didn't you do it it's very expensive i thought about taking a trip but i didn't have yeah i thought about taking a trip i don't have anybody to go with i do this really cool thing where like when i leave a job i give myself zero time in between starting something else and so i've never had like time to go do anything cool yeah so like yeah like yesterday was my last day with grand
Starting point is 00:19:09 x shouts best four years of my life but now i'm back in the stew and i'm like shit like your boy's trying to get a trip off right now guys who took over a month and a half off to to you who took less than a day off crazy back in the stew already like we don't even have like a feed set up for this as of right now. Like we're just in here just shooting from the hip. There was really nothing I wanted to do because I'm the kind of person, if I had taken a trip just to get away from everything, I wouldn't have enjoyed it. I wouldn't have been able to get the joy out of that trip
Starting point is 00:19:39 because I would have been thinking about my next move the whole time. I agree. Like that's me. I'll say this. I'll say this. And this is going to sound really like emo and and lame but like now that like i have like i don't have i wouldn't say i have free time on my hands but i have less obligations on my hands i'm gonna try to pick up a hobby and i don't know what that hobby is gonna be i know what it should
Starting point is 00:19:56 be yeah i'm joining the gym with us there it is no no no well no no well because right now i have a few issues in front of me when it comes to going to the gym. First and foremost, I don't know who I'm going to give my referral to. Intern Klein wants it. Dave wants it. I don't want it. Dylan's playing hard to get with it. I don't want it.
Starting point is 00:20:13 And so I'm not really sure how I'm going to do it. You told me you were going to give it to him. No one does it. And I didn't ask for it. Join a gym because they don't know who to give the referral to. I don't know who to give the referral to. I told you to give it to Klein. Number two.
Starting point is 00:20:24 This is an important one. I have a gym at my apartment. So your boy is going to... You don't know what lifetime is like. No, I know. But I'm just going to get... I'm already kind of getting into the... Do you have a steam room at your apartment, Will?
Starting point is 00:20:35 Yeah. I tape off my shower curtain and then I turn the shower on as hot as it gets. Dave and I are living in the steam room. And then... Dude, you're not a... You're more of a sauna guy from what I've seen. That's bullshit. I used a sauna that day because the steam room was being cleaned. Dude, you're not a. You're more of a sauna guy from what I've seen. That's bullshit. I used a sauna that day because the steam room was being cleaned and it was shut down.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Wow. It was open when I went in. Like right after that. You just got roasted. Yeah, because. I don't think he. I don't think Dylan can handle the steam. I'm just going to say that.
Starting point is 00:20:56 I took a steam yesterday, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. I steamed for 12 minutes, dog. Is that when you filled up your little protein shaker? No one's doing 12 minutes, but I did 12 minutes. Everybody's doing 12 minutes. My pre-workout is called bro. They say 10 and cut off i was like i'm gonna give uh yeah if you read the if you read the studies it'll say 15 to 20 is pretty much the cut off but i dog sat for
Starting point is 00:21:14 somebody for my like buddy and his his parents and uh they had a steam shower so i took a steam shower every single morning and it got to the point where i was like dude someone's gonna roll in and find me dead like i'm just gonna be dehydrated just laying in the steam shower hey dave i have a question they do a little menthol in our steam room like essential eucalyptus and like you get it and if you have if you think your allergies are starting to kick in if that mountain cedar's flaring up you get in there wait is menthol the correct word to use there a guy remember the dude i was talking to in the dry sauna about why the steam room was closed? So he got up and went into the steam room once it reopened. And I followed him in there and I made small talk with him.
Starting point is 00:21:50 He said it's best to come in right after they clean it because they redo the menthol. Now, the guy who sold me my membership said eucalyptus. I can't decipher. Is menthol like a legit scent or flavor or something? I thought it is. Yeah, it's not just a newport cigarette cigarette dude we get it you blast yeah i know man you're we saw you in san diego just chain blasting yeah that was no i wasn't uh dave i have a question for you was
Starting point is 00:22:16 there any point between the layoff and sitting down in studio today that you thought maybe maybe like the media thing isn't going to happen i should start looking at other stuff because that did not happen for me like i was very to this day i was very confident that we were going to put something together eventually i didn't know what it was going to look like it was like we're doing something podcasting media related i don't know exactly what it's going to look like but it's going to happen yeah no no no i knew it could happen but i wasn't sure if i wanted it to happen like i because i thought i just was thinking of other like there were some other opportunities i've had that weren't media related that i'm like should i pursue those and you know at the end of
Starting point is 00:23:01 the day um there was too many dms about asking how Randy was doing that I was like, man, I got to go back into media for Randy. We can pull back the curtain a little bit. You were picking up shifts as a barista at a local coffee shop. You can just say it. It's Starbucks. It was Starbucks. It wasn't a local coffee shop. It's local to me.
Starting point is 00:23:18 It's near my place. Yeah, that's a good perspective. You got to get that shift work. Alan Jackson said that was he talking about picking up shifts at starbucks he was indeed no uh no i i don't know i mean i went through different mindsets i was and you know i was trying to put myself in the shoes of someone who i don't know my my resume is really weird and i've talked i don't know my resume is really weird and I've talked I don't know
Starting point is 00:23:46 it's not that important but I want to give a shout out to all the touchers who've reached out trying to hook me up with gigs hey Dave there's been mainly two
Starting point is 00:23:53 I don't want to shout them out directly but I'll shout them out directly Adam and then our boy in Austin who just moved here Dave yeah
Starting point is 00:24:02 when you told Will and I that you're updating your resume, it took a little wind out of my sails. I'll be honest. I got to do what's best for me, too. I hear you. I hear you, dog. But I was so-
Starting point is 00:24:16 Wait, you didn't update your resume? Fuck no. Why? I would have to make it from scratch, first of all. He don't know how to export PDFs in Word. But, yeah, I was just fully committed to this thing. And you are a big part of my plan moving forward. Like, man, fuck, Dave.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Why is he doing this shit? Because I've got a family and a dog. Oh, and I don't? No, I'm just saying that's why I'm doing it. Because I don't know if this shit... This shit takes time. I've got to do... I've got to think about, like...
Starting point is 00:24:42 Can I say that the wind is back in my sails? Well, yeah, I'm sitting right here. Yeah, the wind, it's back. I'm cruising now. I'm at like seven knots right now. Unless the ringer comes through with that offer, I mean, I'm here. Oh, shut up.
Starting point is 00:24:53 You're not doing the ringer, nerds. That's Dan, right? Yeah, Dan would fit in real well with them. They'd just be like, what the fuck is this guy doing? Why is he just walking around like... Let me say this. Let me gas up the Dan man.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I want to gas up a couple people. I want to gas up Dan and Barrett because I don't know what... Is Barrett still doing Club Cool? Yeah. Okay. Go subscribe. Match that subscribe button.
Starting point is 00:25:16 I don't know what his situation is completely with that even though I was watching the Cowboy game with him the other night. Shout out to them boys. We're going to beat the fucking Rams by the way. Shut up. Let's turn this into the sports night. Shout out to them boys. We're going to beat the fucking Rams, by the way.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Shut up. Let's turn this into the sports zone. That game's probably going to be played by the time people actually hear this. That's a very fair point. Those guys, dude. Okay, first of all, Dan, I don't know if Dan's locked anything down yet, but if nobody hires Dan to do at least video editing and probably get him on camera and do podcast stuff, you're missing out.
Starting point is 00:25:48 Because Dan, go back and listen to the lost tapes from our trip to the Players Championship on Touching Base, assuming it's still available. It's hard to save. Dan's at his best there. Second of all. It's because he drank hella beers before. It might be because he was hammered. He was chilled out. He was very chilled out.
Starting point is 00:26:06 He'd been drinking Guinness all day. Barrett, Club Cool. Go check that out. He doesn't skip a beat. He's a great podcast personality. He doesn't skip a beat. He does not skip a beat. Hey, can we do something I've been waiting to do for a long time?
Starting point is 00:26:23 Yeah. Let's get into it. Let's get an ad read off. What? Yeah. Hey, let's draw it out've been waiting to do for a long time? Yeah. Let's get into it. Let's get an ad read-off. What? Yeah. Dude, hey, let's draw it out and make it conversational. Yeah, exactly. Like, for like four minutes.
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Starting point is 00:26:41 Let's get this read-off, son. Dave, you're deep in the CBD game, right? You see me right now? Are you faded off that CBD? I'm not, but I'm going to go to the gym after this. Yeah. And I'm probably going to recover with CBD. Are you going to be going off that CBD?
Starting point is 00:26:56 I'm not trying to get twisted off of it. No one's doing that. You guys were there. As it turns out, a lot of people are doing that. Three guys might have gone to a dispensary in California recently. Yeah. And I might have gone to a dispensary in California recently. Yeah. And I might have loaded up on some CBD. Well, the only place you should be loading up on your CBD is earlybirdcbd.com.
Starting point is 00:27:13 It's an online CBD marketplace with the biggest selection of CBD products at great prices. Right now, I don't want to stunt too hard. We got a promo code there. Wow. We've already got a promo code? Yeah. Can I guess what it is? We just planned this thing an hour ago. I know. Is it circling hard. We got a promo code there. Wow. We've already got a promo code? Yeah. Can I guess what it is?
Starting point is 00:27:27 We just planned this thing an hour ago. I know. Is it circling back? That's the promo code. Wow. It's not Circle Squad? Promo code circling back, baby. All right, let's go.
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Starting point is 00:27:48 They've got isolate, which is like a mix that you can stir into things they've got it for your pets get some for randy oops get some for randy i can get some for rosie if you have a pet an older pet with arthritis achy joints anything like that or anxiety for long car trips it's perfect for dogs they also have vape pens if i'm not mistaken yes they do those things just hit different they have tinctures they've got vape pens they got vape cartridges they got it all um they're not just the kind of they don't they don't produce this on their own you know these are different brands they have a variety of stuff it's crazy do it for the new people new here you know what cbd is do people know what that is explain dave it's cannabinoid cannabinoid i don't know how to say cannabidiol it's extractedidiol. I don't know how to say it. On your voice.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Cannabidiol. It's extracted from the flowers and buds of marijuana or hemp plants. Dave, you crushed this read. It does not produce intoxication. Yeah, Mike is not here to botch this. Marijuana is high. It's caused by THC. And these products that are being offered, to my knowledge, it doesn't have a psychoactive compound of THC.
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Starting point is 00:29:15 put a link to this in the description of this very episode we'll also tweet one out from you know what the you know what it is circlingbackpod.comcom. They probably did. Or at circlingbackpod.com. It's brand new. Let's throw it back a little bit. It's been a while. One thing we enjoy doing on this, on this very podcast, you know, or an older podcast,
Starting point is 00:29:37 an older mid to small podcast, is talk about memes that we just like to butcher. Yeah. There's been a lot of memes that have popped up over the last few months. How on brand is it for us, though, to get in on memes a little bit late? Even later now.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Because we weren't around to get them late. Yeah. And now we're just like double late. And it's just perfect for us. We're stupid late right now. We're stupid late. Actually, one of my favorite tweets during this whole interim period was actually about what we're talking about right now. And it was the, I think he used Bird Box tweets.
Starting point is 00:30:10 He said, man, too bad Touching Base isn't around to talk about Bird Box tweets like two weeks after they had run their course or something. Is it just me or does Bird Box sound less like a Netflix movie and more like something we'd be advertising on this podcast? You're thinking of Birch Box. Yeah. I've made this mistake as well. It's so stupid. It's very silly. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:31 So as someone who hasn't seen Bird Box and as somebody who has no clue what these memes actually mean, can somebody explain to me what's going on? Yes. By the way, I think those memes are still prevalent because last night there was a lot of Nick Saban and Alabama fam Bird Box memes. So Bird Box is a movie on Netflix, Will. And in this movie, there's some kind of being or creature or spirit or something that lives out in the world. And if you see it, you die. You kill yourself. So when you go, when you leave your home.
Starting point is 00:31:01 You commit a suey. It's over for these hoes. When you leave your home, like your home is pretty much your only safe place because you can't see the outside world. They have their windows covered and whatnot. So when you leave, they put blindfolds on and they have to feel the way around because if you open your eyes and see what's out there,
Starting point is 00:31:14 you go. It's called bird box because they carry around a little box of birds that kind of indicates to them when this thing is around okay and they the birds like go crazy or something and that's their indicator of like all right let's let's zip it up we gotta you know we gotta stay woke basically yeah okay i think i described that okay man i don't think i'm gonna see that i think i think you did if there are two things i'm not
Starting point is 00:31:43 gonna see that are like going crazy it's that and Bandersnatch. I'm out. I'm a big Black Mirror guy, but I've heard nothing but trash talked about Bandersnatch. Yeah, I'm not going to watch Bandersnatch. Bandersnatch wasn't that great. Didn't they call you Bandersnatch in high school, Dave? Yeah. Vanderesh.
Starting point is 00:31:57 Oh. No, I thought Bird Box was... I didn't hate that I spent two hours watching it. I didn't think it was great. It's good. I enjoy Sandra Bullock. I support her. I do too.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I'm a big fan from her work in A Time to Kill. She also did some great work for the Houston Harvey victims. Yeah, isn't she local? Like an Austinite? I don't know if she's Austin. She has a house here. But she's got a balling house in Houston. I feel like that's everybody.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Well, that would make more sense. She's been an Austin person for a long time. She moved recently. That's news to me. I mean, she's probably got enough money in the bank to have like that's everybody. Well, that would make more sense. She's been an Austin person for a long time. If she moved recently, that's news to me. I mean, she's probably got enough money in the bank to have two houses. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:28 She's living off that time to kill money and probably that speed money. That miscongeniality money, too. The weird thing is, so Dylan left... She has quite a resume. She got two of those off.
Starting point is 00:32:36 Dylan left out a crucial part to the plot. So they're on a raft for part of it and they've got blindfolds on. And the thing is, if the raft goes under 50 miles an hour there's a bomb on it and it'll explode and kill her and her two kids i'm just imagining
Starting point is 00:32:52 i'm just imagining this movie just being like life a pie but way less cool i hadn't ever saw that one oh it goes so hard i'm not saying you should like do something before watching that movie but maybe you should like scoop a pen or something and do something before watching. It's pretty similar to a quiet place. Haven't seen it. Refuse to, by the way,
Starting point is 00:33:12 this is based on a novel. I'm not, I'm never going to see that. Why? It's, it goes, man. It's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:33:18 It's okay. It does. It was, it was great in a theater. It was cool to be in a theater and not have it ruined because it's very quiet like the first 30 minutes or total silence yeah and i thought that was impressive like i had more faith in humanity after that can i ask about another meme that hopper is snacky as hell on that movie dude he's back he's alpha god can i can i bring up another meme yeah that i have actually
Starting point is 00:33:38 been on the outside of and i've never fully i haven't seen like a really good one yet but i know that it's out there because people are talking about it. AirPods. Oh, yeah. What's up with the AirPod memes? I think because it was a very popular Christmas gift. Okay, so what was the gist of the meme? If you have AirPods, you're on the next tier up of high society, and you look down upon the wired headphone. It's almost like, oh, look at me.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I've got AirPods. You're God level. Like, oh, these are stupid, expensive, and now I own them, and you don't, you little broke boy bitch, basically. Okay. So like cool teens have them?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Cool teen. Because I got a cool teen tweet off about AirPods just because I kind of thought I got the gist of the AirPod tweets. Will, can I say that your fear of cool teens has become one of my favorite things about you?
Starting point is 00:34:22 It's legitimate. It's so funny. I don't want to get too much into this because I think we're going to talk about it on a different episode but when we went out to san diego and did some callaway stuff there were some i don't think they're teens but there was like a pro wakeboarder and a pro surfer there and like i was steel i was scared shitless of steel yeah so fun fact we sat down at the hotel bar the first night and we saw those guys and will legitimately thought they were the suh dude guys no no no not no there's just one
Starting point is 00:34:45 dude that looked like you thought he was the suh dude guy and we had to look it up he was not the suh dude guy but it would have been a lot cooler if he was yeah he was still was nice he whipped out he whipped me and uh hashtag chad's ass and uh dude shuffleboard steal for being a badass weight boarder has a beautiful golf swing and that's not fair what the hell he's one of those people that's good at everything he's good at everything he could probably play piano you're also not allowed to say that because like i i guarantee that the hell? He's one of those people that's good at everything. He's good at everything. He could probably play piano. You're also not allowed to say that because I guarantee that people look at you as one of those dudes
Starting point is 00:35:09 that's just good at everything and they hate it. You think? No gas. He was matching that epic flash. But they've never actually been on a course with Dylan so they don't know that that's not accurate. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:19 You know what? If I put a lot of effort into... You're getting hashtag roasted right now. I'm getting roasted by both these guys. If I put effort into golf, I would be decent. I would be good. Cool that's yeah if i practice pretty much anything yeah man 10 give me 10 000 hours and i'll be some people are limited by their natural abilities though i'll just say can we talk about another meme the dot dot dot meme yeah like here's a straight line
Starting point is 00:35:40 here's a dash line here's an instagram story of blank. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. That one, I didn't understand at first. It took me like a few of them to understand it fully. And then I started losing it and I loved it. Can I talk about one that's not exactly a meme, but it fits in this category because I kind of recently discovered it and I love it. And I say it probably too much.
Starting point is 00:36:03 On Sight. It's On Sight. It's on-site. It's definitely not a meme. It's actually been said in rap verses for many, many years now. I legit just said it. It's not a meme. Yeah, I know. I just want to clarify.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Dude. Listen to the podcast one time. It's speaking on-site. It's on-site right now? It just seems like it was a meme segment. And you're going to bring this in. It fits in the category of popular stuff that I'm just now catching on to. Damn, it's on site right now.
Starting point is 00:36:28 It's on site, Dave? See, I don't know if you... I've been here the whole time. On site. Why you got to come at me sideways, dude? I'm just... Look, man. I'm trying to get content off right now, and you're coming at me.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Well, let's finish your content. Well, when we leave here, when I see you again, it's going to be on site. I'll probably see you later on today At the gym Well it's on site I don't wanna do it at the gym Where did it just Hit different come from
Starting point is 00:36:49 I hope I hope when I heard that for the first time In freaking San Diego From y'all Me too From your boy Yeah
Starting point is 00:36:55 Where did that come from I saw it on Twitter of course That's where I get All my material But like now people are using it Like constantly It just hits different That Sam Pelley hit different Though in San Diego Did it not It does No Sam Pelley tastes much different Kinda like that Flash Face all my material. But now people are using it like constantly. It just hits different.
Starting point is 00:37:06 That Sam Pelley hit different though in San Diego, didn't it? It does. No, Sam Pelley tastes much different. Kind of like that Flash Face? It hits different too. It all hits different.
Starting point is 00:37:13 That's becoming one of my favorite ones. On site and it hits different. I feel like I haven't even used it in the public eye so far and people are tweeting it at me as if they've like been listening.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I wronged Dylan on the on site thing and I'll acknowledge that but here's the deal. Dylan wore that out at the airport before we even got on the plane that's what dylan does it's seven in the morning well will tweet cucked me with the sam pelly hits different he stole that from did you mash that rt button or what i i responded lmbo laughed my butt off i hate you with that reply which is not as good but it's something dave just
Starting point is 00:37:43 push it back on that hinge. Dave's having mic issues where it's just sinking. Dude, record a podcast one time. Dave, just push back on the actual arm. I know it's episode one, dude, but figure it out. No, this is turning down. I know, but I think you can remedy it by just doing the arm. This isn't your first time. This is the problem.
Starting point is 00:37:59 There you go. There you go. All right. Wow. Now we're talking. Oh, it's still kind of sinking. It just hits different as a good one. They've got that sinking mic.
Starting point is 00:38:08 You know what? See, this is why I wasn't all in on media. I'm sorry. I'm out. Why? Because you're getting roasted? I'm taking that job at The Ringer. Oh, it's in that media though?
Starting point is 00:38:17 Stop talking about The Ringer. No, it's in their support stuff. I'm doing ad sales for The Ringer. Stop talking about that. Why? I don't know. It's funny if one of us went to The Ringer. That would have been funny. No, it would not be. It's funny if one of us went to the ringer.
Starting point is 00:38:27 It's not that funny. It's a pretty big brand. I know, but it's just like there's another brand that people expected us to go to. Yeah. And of course, I'm talking about Vox. Exactly. Yes. Oh, I thought it was HuffPo. Yeah. No. It was not HuffPo. Dude, the second
Starting point is 00:38:43 word got out that yesterday was my last day, I had to turn down an offer from E-Bombs World. They came at me with a lot of money, but I had to turn it down. Yeah. They wanted me to go exclusive. They were throwing a big fig at you. They told me I wasn't allowed to record with y'all, and I was like, nope, that's a deal breaker.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Yeah, you can't do that. I'm surprised you turned down Wimp.com. I don't even remember that one. It's something I think my dad still will send a video from and it sounds, it's one of those links I'm afraid to click.
Starting point is 00:39:13 My dad has recently discovered Facebook groups. So he's just joining like Facebook communities. It's not good. What kind of community? I don't know. I don't even want to think about it. Like kind of community? I don't know. I don't even want to think about it.
Starting point is 00:39:28 That's why I don't even sign on to Facebook. I might just deactivate my Facebook. No, you won't. Yes, I will. Do we have any more memes we got to talk about? Man, I really love It Hits Different. It Hits Different's good. God, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:39:40 It just hits different. We need origin on that. Yeah, if we have any historians out there, can you please let us know where It Hits Different came from? There's a meme, an old one, that goes like, sometimes that mid be hittin' though, and it's like a picture of some dude with really red eyes or something like that, that might have something to do with it.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Okay. Sometimes that mid be hidden which of course talking about like schwag do people say schwag anymore yeah yeah i mean i don't know like i haven't i don't i don't i don't really interact with like weed dealers and stuff so like i don't really know oh okay hard to say wasn't that your backup plan backup plan please it's my side hustle son son. You know I push weight. Did you know I brought some weight back from... Could you imagine a worse drug dealer than me?
Starting point is 00:40:29 No. I brought weight back. I moved a lot of weight. You're just moving weight? Yeah. I would get played out of so many deals. As someone who just finished Narcos, Mexico, I don't think I have the chops.
Starting point is 00:40:42 You know they talk about killing your connect in a lot of 50s songs? You would be the connect that gets just got. You're eliminating the middleman. Yeah. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm sorry, but you would. Should we do our new segment?
Starting point is 00:40:57 This has never been done before. Nobody's doing this. No one's doing segments like this. Hold on, let me put my towel on real quick. Yeah. Hold on, let me take my shirt off. Yeah. Take my pants off. I'm going to slide into this. Ooh, you hear that. Hold on. Let me put my towel on real quick. Yeah. Hold on. Let me take my shirt off. Yeah. Take my pants off.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I'm going to slide into this. Ooh, you hear that? Hang on. You hear that? My locker's jammed. Hold on. I'm trying to undo the combo. Dude, stop whipping me with your towel, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:41:16 See, it's too soon. Dude, stop. It's too soon to start popping people. Yeah. It's not. I couldn't help it, man. I've been thinking about doing that for a while now. Oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:41:24 It's the steam room what It's the steam room It's the steam room Yeah welcome to the steam room I'm not sure if you guys realize this But the steam room is where we enter To steam on things Yeah we gotta steam on something It's getting real steamy in here
Starting point is 00:41:33 Breathe in through your nose Out through your mouth Don't they tell you? Do we have that eucalyptus going Or that menthol? We're not sure It might be both I do want to be clear about something
Starting point is 00:41:42 Be careful with those essential oils out there fam They can be harmful to your pets What can? Essential oils it might be both. I do want to be clear about something. Be careful with those essential oils out there, fam. They can be harmful to your pets. What can? Essential oils. So if you're bringing Randy into the steam room with you, just be careful.
Starting point is 00:41:52 Oh. Fatalities. I usually don't bring Randy to the gym. He's got a total gym at home. The Chuck Norris thing. Does he do a Nordic track? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:42:00 And he's supposed to get a Peloton. Don't tell him. It's maybe for his birthday. When's his birthday? Coming up in March. Oh, okay. I'm saving up for him. This is. Don't tell him. It's maybe for his birthday. When's his birthday? Coming up in March. Oh, okay. I'm saving up for him.
Starting point is 00:42:06 This is tight. You know, Rosie's birthday is in two days. Really? Yeah. That was cool that Randy came over and sniffed her ass all day. That was a good gift. She enjoyed it. What are we steaming on?
Starting point is 00:42:17 I mean, Dave, you want to lead off. I think it's only... Well, I think my... Okay, mine's not going to do justice to the segment because it actually is I'm steaming on something that has to do with a steam room, which is not the point of the segment, but this is coincidental. The point of the segment is to steam on just any topic you want, not necessarily only the steam room.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Correct, literally anything. But I am steaming on this after yesterday because it just bothered me. Well, hit us. So you're not supposed to go into the steam room fully nude. You generally will go in with, i think there's even a sign there's a sign on the door it says at least throw a towel on is basically cover your piece get that piece covered no one wants to see the piece plus isn't it a weird move to sit down on the tile skin on tile it's very gross people be sweating on it i saw a dude and this isn't even what i'm steaming on but i'll mention this i saw a dude walk in he was an older man walked in naked
Starting point is 00:43:09 towel over over shoulder and then one in his hand he laid down a towel that he was going to sit on sat down peace out then covered up just his junk with the other towel but didn't drape it over both legs just had it enough to where it was covering his piece like he was trying to tan his hip flexors. It's just not necessary. That's an alpha move. I love it. I'm going to start doing that. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:43:31 As much as that bothered me... I'm going to start doing that at my apartment. That didn't bother me. Sal's going to walk into the bathroom and be like, what are you doing in here? That didn't bother me as much as this. A dude walked in yesterday with his workout gear on,
Starting point is 00:43:43 socks and shoes included, and sat down. Shirt, socks and shoes included, and sat down. Shirt, shorts, tennis shoes, and socks, and sat in the steam room for at least 10 minutes. No one's doing that. I can confirm. Nobody is doing that. That's not how it works. And all I could think about was how smelly his shoes were.
Starting point is 00:43:59 You got to report that. You don't come in this... You don't have to report that. It's not messing up your experience at all. I feel like he's contaminating the steam room. I agree. It's going to smell like an eighth grade football locker room. The steam room is full of just man sweat and man funk.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I don't need tennis shoes in there. It's not making it worse. I promise you. It grosses me out. Those rooms are gross. I'm actually surprised that you use a steam room so much. They're tight. It does put out germ vibes. They clean the shit I'm actually surprised that you use the steam rooms. They're tight. No, they're tight.
Starting point is 00:44:25 It does put out germ vibes. They clean the shit out of them. That place is immaculate. You have to shower immediately after. Yeah. Otherwise, you reabsorb the toxins. That's what somebody told me. Yeah, no one wants to retoxify.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Now, once the toxins are out, I'm done with them. Chunk dues, bye. Can I steam real quick? Please steam. I have not one, but two things I need to steam on. What? One of them just popped into my head, and it's literally the most infuriating thing of all time.
Starting point is 00:44:46 I parked the other day at my apartment, and I go to the elevator to go up, because I'm lazy, and next to the elevator, I see an empty kombucha bottle sitting on the ground in the parking garage, and I see two, not one, but two, empty smoothie containers
Starting point is 00:45:03 from a smoothie place down the street just sitting next to the elevator door. Wait, so the kombucha bottle was just void of any calm? It was no calm. Everything was empty. What kind of trash person that's heading to their apartment leaves the empty containers next to the elevator door? Dude, speaking of your apartment, I just thought of what I'm steaming on. Okay. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:45:25 The maze that is his apartment garage? Do you want to finish? Is your steam over? Can we turn it off? Is it still fired up? That steam is over. Okay. I just want the people in my apartment to know that I'm on the lookout for you.
Starting point is 00:45:36 All right. Let me hit the steam button and get some more steam in here. I was leaving your apartment yesterday, Will. We had a little powwow. I was leaving. And you get in the elevator solo go down to the floor i'm supposed to get off on as it opens there's a woman waiting to get on proper protocol of course is to let the person exit before you enter everybody knows not only did she enter before i even had a chance she was had one of those hotel carts that you put
Starting point is 00:46:06 all your luggage on. She had one of those bad boys. You could rent those at my apartment. I made a move to exit. She goes, oh, I'm sorry. She started laughing. I was like, actually, I need to get off. She's like, oh, I'm so sorry. She kept doing it. She pulled all the way in. I had to shimmy my
Starting point is 00:46:22 way out of there because this enormous cart. Dave Dave what's going on dude Dave's getting pointed to the sky just roll with it no one's doing that with their mics anyway 2k19 people who people who enter the elevator before giving people a chance to get off I'm steaming on you I agree do that I feel like we've bunched and burned on that before that's that's no one's done with a cart like that that. I feel like we've bunsen burned on that before. But no one's done with a cart like that. I was baffled.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Can we steam on one more thing? Please. One last thing. Dude, what's up with airplane Wi-Fi? Oh, yeah. First and foremost,
Starting point is 00:46:56 why am I still paying for this? Every plane's got it. Just give it to me. I'm paying a lot of money to be on Why are you just at Southwest?
Starting point is 00:47:01 Two. It's eight bucks, right? Southwest, yeah. It was free bucks, right? Southwest, yeah. It was free on the way to San Diego, eight bucks on the way back. They already let you fly free with it. Why is it different, first of all? They had different planes.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I mean, our second plane was bootleg as hell. I don't hate it. If they're going to let me fly free with my bags and check them for free, I'm down to pay eight bucks. Fair, but most places aren't. Most places aren't. Correct. Shouldn't the Wi-Fi work really well for-fi work yes that's the more important thing if i'm paying you good honest money for that wi-fi i better be able to do every single thing i want to do on there i get it if you don't want me to stream youtube videos that's a lot of bandwidth i get that but you need to at least let
Starting point is 00:47:38 me refresh my twitter feed or check instagram i don't think loading a few jpeg images is that much to ask. Look, if I can't check Twitter, why do I need your Wi-Fi? That's the only reason I need Wi-Fi. It's literally text. Yeah. A tweet is like one kilobyte.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I'm surprised that there was an issue with that because I was able to watch the majority of the Texans-Colts game on my phone. I think it was because people like you were probably taking more bandwidth. Dylan, too. That poor girl in the middle of us. But then it shut off in a crucial part of the game yes it did i kept looking over
Starting point is 00:48:09 at your phone and i was like i didn't want to talk to you because she was like right in between us and it was a little awkward uh by the way best seat in town her yeah she got to sit between double d she was sucked she looked excited i was sitting behind you guys and when she saw that there was a spot between you two she clearly had the like the look in her eye that was like, two good-looking, fit dudes that I can sit between. She was very happy about this. She also, before we got off the plane... She was very aroused the whole time.
Starting point is 00:48:33 She came up to me and was like, hey, just want to thank you for what you've done. Best of luck in the future with the podcast. The woman next to me sat down and could not have gone to sleep faster, and she did not move for the entire flight. That's what you want. She was dead weight. It was awesome. That's what you want.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Awesome. But that's all I have to say about that. I don't know if we can still cite Louis C.K. bits, but isn't there an older Louis C.K. bit about bitching about airplane Wi-Fi? I don't know. It's actually one of his better bits. I don't take in his content.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Oh, dude. You were yesterday. We can't do episode one just gassing up Louis C.K. I don't think that's a good look. I just acknowledged that there was a bit. Are we done with the steam room? Should we throw our towels in the bin and move on? Hit the showers?
Starting point is 00:49:12 Yeah, we can do that. Okay. Go right to the shower. Yeah. What are your thoughts on the showers, the in-house shampoo body wash? So I bring face wash into the shower with me. I use that for hair and everything else, and then I hit my face wash.
Starting point is 00:49:28 You hit... They have a... Each shower has a... You use their blend for your hair. It's a two-in-one. It's actually pretty good. You use their for... It's decent, but don't use it on your face.
Starting point is 00:49:36 It'll dry your face out. I know I just added my dad for joining Facebook groups and contributing them. He also bought me a, like, giant bottle of Old Spice swagger two-in-one body wash for when i was home i can't it's too pungent i can't do that yeah lifetime has their own proprietary blend of two-in-one really and it is quite nice for you know a mass-produced
Starting point is 00:50:00 thing like that i overuse it i'm an over pum what else? The old gym I used to go to, I'm not going to add them. Maybe I will. It's Gold's Gym. Oftentimes, when I used to shower there, their dispensers would be just completely empty.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Their shower sitch was terrible. It was bad. Lifetime, always completely full. That's the beauty of it. It's a country club. They take care of you. You know what I have to prepare for
Starting point is 00:50:20 doing this podcast now? What? We don't have to toss it to break and I got to pee so bad. I know. I was thinking about that. We can't toss to break on this new format? I mean, what's going to What? We don't have to toss it to break and I got to pee so bad. I know. I was thinking about that. We can't toss to break on this new format?
Starting point is 00:50:28 I mean, what's going to happen? We can, but we literally have one more thing left. Okay. Hey, we can,
Starting point is 00:50:33 let's toss it and then if there's another podcast that needs to get promoted, I'm looking at somebody. I'm looking at two people. All right, Dave, get out of here. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Yeah, go get a tinky. We'll talk about our shit. Yeah. Just don't, don't be, don't mic of this Okay. Yeah, go get a tinky. We'll talk about our shit. Yeah. Just don't mic at this and be loud opening the door and stuff. That's not what we're doing over here. I will say this.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Some things never change. Because Dave's leaving and there's probably some extra noises going on, I do want to say... Yeah, that's noisy. Yeah, Dave could not... Our man's just shut the door all the way like that's not the move yeah that that wasn't the move all right i'll say this um first of all special thank you to uh
Starting point is 00:51:13 early bird cbd absolutely they are letting us use their podcast studio they're the homies uh that being said the podcast producer is yours truly if there are issues with this and you hear like noises you don't want to hear, stuff like that, we're working out the kinks. This is the worst it'll be. We're going to get better. I apologize. Just wanted to get that out there. Grassroots stuff. Let's talk about our other podcast while Dave's out of the room.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Go ahead, Dylan. Can I go first? Kick it off. Mine probably needs a little bit more help than yours since yours is already up and running. Yeah, mine's crushing it. So I had a podcast before. was called the mailbag many of you listened to it and i appreciate you um the mailbag is continuing however it's going to have a different name now uh it is now operating under the mail-in the mail-in podcast and you'll be able
Starting point is 00:52:00 to find that of course on spotify it SoundCloud, wherever you listen to your podcast. It's going to be there. Socials will be up and running here very soon. I'm still working on a logo. By the time this airs, hopefully I'll have a logo done. I'm not sure. But it's going to be the same content. I'm not sure, however, yet if I'm going to do a revolving guest or if I'm going to have a permanent co-host.
Starting point is 00:52:23 We'll see. But it's going to be better than ever. Listen to it. Subscribe. Five stars. Review it. All that stuff. Just put it on your radar.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Yes. It's going to go live very, very soon. As for me, all systems are go with the Sunday Scaries podcast. It's the same feed. Literally nothing has changed. Be on the lookout for it. The only thing that might change
Starting point is 00:52:42 is I might throw in an extra episode every couple weeks. It might be six episodes a month I might do it, throw in an extra episode every couple of weeks. It might be six episodes a month as opposed to four. Is that a bonus episode? You might get, you might be getting some Wednesday episodes on things I enjoy. Maybe some interviews. It's,
Starting point is 00:52:53 it's, we'll see. You're crazy for that. I know. Uh, but yeah, you can find that anywhere podcasts are found. You can also follow it at Sunday Scaries on Twitter,
Starting point is 00:53:02 at Sunday dot Scaries on Instagram. Uh, all right. Now that Daveave's back he got so just just one tank he was gotten on by my count just a single tank just to be clear uh dave while you were gone i did apologize for any audio issues that we may be having just because you know i told him we're i'm a greenhorn right now i'm pressing that record button and just hoping that things go well enough that you know people don't complain about like metal cups hitting the ground and stuff. This isn't the first time recording in here, but no,
Starting point is 00:53:30 it's not. We've, we've done it a few times and I think those turned out. Okay. I think they did too. I think we're going to be just, the studio is capable. Any issue that you have is not because of the studio.
Starting point is 00:53:37 It's because of me. It's on you. Yeah. Like I'll, I'll be upfront and honest about that. Uh, can I ask the question that everyone's asking? Please. What's next for question that everyone's asking? Please.
Starting point is 00:53:46 What's next for circling back in 2019? It's 2019. You gotta say 2019. You do it. What's next for circling back in 2019? Damn, that was kind of sultry. Yeah. This is hot, Dave.
Starting point is 00:54:02 It's a new character I've been workshopping. Dave just, dave just he just he just stefan or keld it and just walked into the bathroom and came out as hot dave i'm doing something that no one's done why do you have zach moore's hair underneath your hat right now i'll take any hair under this hat okay i'm going lulu bottoms outdoor voices top most people don't mix the two but i'm trying trying it out. It's something new. Bougie as hell, man. Yeah. Your boy's going, I would go voice his top and bottom right now.
Starting point is 00:54:28 Really? You're doubling up? Yeah. Dylan's just over here wearing a PGP shirt. I like that move. This is actually a touching base shirt, sir. Oh, tight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Shouts to the old pod. Dylan's the dude in the jam rocking PGP shirts. I do. I've noticed that. I love that. It's a good workout shirt Can we explain what's next for touching No, I only said because I didn't know what to say
Starting point is 00:54:50 So that's why I challenged you Because I really don't know what's next I'll take a stab at it We're going to do more podcasts We're going to be recording much like we did touching base We're going to be doing I don't know if we can talk about the exact plan of Where
Starting point is 00:55:04 Can we? I have no issue with it. Patreon? I have no issue with it. Okay. The plan right now is we're going to be giving you guys two free episodes per week with the standard ad reads like you're used to on Touching Base and the other podcasts that we do. You know where we make it conversational and drag it on for 18 minutes? Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:23 And y'all get mad? that we do. You know where we make it conversational and drag it on for 18 minutes? Yes. And y'all get mad. And we're going to be doing one ad-free podcast per week that's going to live on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:55:30 And it's going to be a premium podcast. Okay? One a week. And those, I believe, are going to be voicemail hotline episodes. Those are always a lot of fun. So if that's your thing, you're going to want to subscribe.
Starting point is 00:55:44 There could be some bonus content, too. Bonus some bachelor bachelorette content i don't know man if you follow us on our social medias you can probably guess what it is we interviewed you'll learn more about it if you just follow us on the social feeds of course but that's the plan as of now i'll i'll just let me break let's just say, break the news. We had the chance to interview Iggy, finally. No, no, no, no. I just do I. Can we actually, we can say who we interviewed, right, for real? Yeah, we interviewed Colton and we interviewed Chris Harris.
Starting point is 00:56:13 We get Chris Harrison. Interview has been done. It's actually really, really good. No lie, he is one of the people I've wanted to interview since we started doing anything Bachelor, just because I think his entire, Chris Harrison is a fascinating dude, and he was awesome.
Starting point is 00:56:27 It's a great interview. Colton had a great interview. Let's save some gas. Let's save some gas for the episodes. We got Chris Harrison. I think it is worth noting. We will be having a Patreon. I know this isn't ideal for everybody, but that's what's happening, because you've got to support the squad. You've got to run a business here.
Starting point is 00:56:43 All the people who said they would be down to contribute for a Patreon, we just need you to. It's judgment day. Yeah, we need you to do that. For the price of what we think is going to be a $5 footlong, you can get our premium content, and we're going to do stuff. You won't believe the stuff we talk about. It's going to blow your fucking socks off.
Starting point is 00:57:02 If that's not for you, that's okay. You still get two free Eppies a week. Yeah. We're going to hook you up no matter what. But we, I mean, I'm just going to be upfront and honest about it. Circumstances have changed where we can't just be giving out free content all the time. But ad-free, that's kind of tight. An ad-free pod, that's just 100% content.
Starting point is 00:57:17 And they'll be all about you. A lot of listener voicemails. Yes. A lot of listener questions. It's currently in the infant stage, but i am currently in the process of setting up a very easy website for you to submit your written questions and we will have hotlines set up for your voicemails yes the hotline will be live probably this afternoon wow pretty cocky couple days maybe we're not doing those click noises i'm sorry that's such a mic i don't know
Starting point is 00:57:41 what i'm doing did i tell you i had a pledge it's been a while since i potted i I had a Pledge brother who had a nervous, I don't know if it was a nervous tick, but his tick was a click. Like, I probably told this story. Yeah, you told me. And he just, poor guy. That stinks. Yeah. It didn't come into like, well, we won't get into that.
Starting point is 00:58:00 It didn't what? It didn't come into being until later on in Pledge Ship, which is unfortunate timing. Oh, so the extreme mental anxiety and anguish he was enduring led him to develop a tic. Is that what you're saying? You love to hear that. You love to hear that. It just ruined his life.
Starting point is 00:58:19 He transferred the next year, true story. If it was me and I saw those actives today, it would be on site. We saw one yesterday oh yeah oh yeah shout out to danny shout out to danny wait a haze danny danny rocks that yellow rg shirt only you have there's only two in the world and y'all are the two dudes wearing them and it just so happens y'all look alike from behind i can make a dirty joke there, but I'm not. Y'all are both toting that wagon. Yeah. Radio flyers.
Starting point is 00:58:48 What's wrong with y'all? I don't know. I don't know. Too much tea. What else is next for us? Does that cover it? We have a lot of fun stuff. I think for right now, that's the immediate plan
Starting point is 00:58:58 just to put on everyone's radar. We're going to be doing pretty much same content, but better. I will say this. The more we get support right now, me doing you know pretty much same content uh but better because i will say this if you the more the more we get support right now the more opportunities will open up in the future a lot of work is done in the beginning of podcasts when you know people are subscribing for the first time reviewing for the first time a lot of responsibility falls on you and the higher
Starting point is 00:59:24 it climbs on the charts, the more exposure it gets. It's a beautiful thing. Look, I want top three on the comedy chart. I do too. That's what I want. Look, my mailbag, when I launched it, reached number four.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Why can't we hit three? This is a better, well-oiled machine. Your boy, I don't want to stunt too hard. Scary's hit three. I almost want two. Let's get two. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. If we're going to get two, why not just get one?
Starting point is 00:59:45 I'm tired. I'm tired. Joe Rogan's got that top spot. I'll be honest. I respect the making of Murderer Girls, but they need to get knocked down a peg just one time. Yeah. You think Joe Rogan, when he gets Kanye on, do you think that'll move him from one?
Starting point is 00:59:58 Yeah, it might. What's above one? God tier. He'll be on God tier when he gets Ye, right? Yeah. We need to do an entire podcast breaking recapping that podcast i'm sure we will also there's no bell to ring anymore we need to acquire a bell shout out to the dude who snapped me substitute teaching and saying that instead of
Starting point is 01:00:17 doing the lesson plan he was just going to play a rogan for the class and then he rang the bell i don't know uh should we get out of here i think we should where can everyone follow you dylan follow me as always at d chivalry on instagram and twitter that's c-h-e-v-e-r-e-r-e dave you can follow me on twitter and Snap at dcarterruff on Instagram at dcruff. I got a couple off in the last few days. Go check it out, including one with Chris Harrison that Dylan alleges that I cucked him with. You know what? I might get that same picture off myself.
Starting point is 01:00:56 I don't even care. I break the rules. Well, and Dylan got mad that I posted it, and this is minutes after he posted an Instagram story that he altered the pic so it's just him and Chris Harrison and posted that as a story. Cut Will and I out. Don't you know why I did that, though?
Starting point is 01:01:10 No, I don't. I was trying to throw fuel onto the, is Dylan going to be on the Bachelorette fire? No one thought that. It's not burning. Dude, you're way. That's been an odd set. You would be the oldest Bachelor in history.
Starting point is 01:01:21 That's not true. Ari was on there. How old was Ari? Like 37? How old was Ari? Like 37? How old are you? I'm younger than that. That's all you need to know. I set up that whole picture, Dave.
Starting point is 01:01:36 I went and got Chad to introduce us, and I had him take the picture. It was on my phone. Save some content. Save our Chris Harrison stories for the actual Chris Harrison pod. Yeah, dude, we're trying to get people to pay for this shit.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Come on. My point is, I'm sweating. My point is, I'm getting that same pick-off. Did you get shot by a shotgun? Yeah. Birdshot? I got shot by a shotgun. Dude, Dylan's hella sweaty right now.
Starting point is 01:01:56 I'm getting that pick-off and you're not going to stop me. I don't really care. I did it. And if you do try it, it's going to be on site. If you want to go follow me, you can follow me at Will DeFreeze on both Twitter and Instagram.
Starting point is 01:02:06 But honestly, I don't even care. Make sure to follow Circling Back Pod on Twitter and on Instagram. Stack followers. Tell your friends. What's your peach? What? What's your peach? Oh, at Circling Back Pod on peach.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Hey, can we get intern Peyton back in the mix? I thought about just doing that text that just says what if I told you she'll be back let's get the let's get the intern that'll sleep at our studio I don't think we want him anymore damn
Starting point is 01:02:33 that would be weird yeah it would be just just curled up around the microphones on the studio table sleeping it's not a good look nah
Starting point is 01:02:41 hey and if Dylan does get that gram off make sure you go you go comment on it that Dave had it first. Wow. That's savage. How sorry is this, though? He was like, hey, share those pics with me,
Starting point is 01:02:50 because they were on my phone. I was like, all right, here you go. Well, yeah, I was clearly going to post it. A rising tide lifts all ships, guys. Come on, shut up. This isn't going to work. That's it. I'm going to Vox.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Less. Yeah. Let's get out of here. I got to hit E-Bombs World back. All right, we'll see you guys next time. Viral video coordinator. Yeah. See you guys next time. Yeah. Let's get it. I got to hit E-bombs World back. All right. We'll see you guys. Viral video coordinator. Yeah. See you guys next time.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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