Circling Back - Mash That MF Subscribe Button
Episode Date: January 14, 2019Alright, we're back. Dillon Cheverere, Dave Ruff, and Will deFries are back in the studio to introduce The Circling Back Podcast. What we've been up over the last two months, the best memes we missed,... and what's next for Circling Back in 2019. We also introduce a new segment — The Steam Room — where we steam on airplane wifi, steam room etiquette, apartment trash moves, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/circlingbackpod Instagram: www.instagram.com/circlingbackpod Visit: www.circlingbackpodcast.com Shop Early Bird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CODE: CIRCLINGBACK) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast episode i think it i think it's episode one
this is the first episode well to my To my right, David Ruff.
Crime dog, Arf Arf.
I haven't heard that name in years.
Out of nowhere.
How's it going, Dave?
Thanks for having me back.
It's always good to have you on, man.
Well, you know, I wasn't really doing much.
Right in front of me, at the end of the table, the foot of the table, I'm at the head of the table.
Dylan Chivary. The low energy introduction is, I'm at the head of the table. Dylan Chivary.
The low energy introduction is, I'm steaming on it right now.
Well, what do you want me to do?
We're back in the stew.
Yeah, but what do you want me to do?
I don't know.
Dave's like, yeah, what's up?
We're back in the stew.
I never said, yeah, what's up?
I couldn't be more excited.
The boys are back.
I'm going to save my actual exuberance for the content.
Yeah.
The content.
Dave, the second we Yeah. The content.
The second we hit record, content is happening right away.
We have like, I mean, we have a lot in front of us right now.
You can't, this is a marathon, not a sprint, Dylan.
There's so much to talk about that I don't know what to talk about.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess.
You know what I'm saying.
Well, we have a run sheet.
I know, Dave.
I know.
But there's stuff like, We'll get to it.
I just want to be clear.
Crystal clear.
Before you do anything, before you listen to this podcast, before you tell your friends,
holy shit, this podcast is back.
What you have to do is you sign on to Twitter and you sign on to Instagram and you type
in circling back pod.
Social media.
And you mash that MF follow button.
You mash it mash it like if you have to
shatter your phone mashing it you shatter your phone mashing it circling back pod circling back
pod on twitter and instagram do you think they should do that first or should they subscribe
and no mash the five stars i mean that obviously comes i want to the follow first. It's a 1A and a 1B. I think there's a great argument for both.
Yeah, there are.
Let's break that down.
First segment, what's more important to a podcast success?
Maybe they should mash second in case they ruin their phones.
Just mash something.
Go to Apple Podcasts or iTunes as the people call it.
Go to Spotify.
Mash that MF follow button again.
Are we going to be on Spotify?
Circling back.
We're going to be on Spotify? circling back we're going to be on Spotify
find circling back
yeah
you'll see our logo there
you'll see these beautiful mugs
just staring back at you
beautiful faces
looking right at you
mash it
but don't mash it so hard
that you can't mash
the follow button afterward
also real talk
if you could be so kind
just leave a review
leave a five star rating
it's very important
to the success of the podcast
in the beginning
it not only shoots us
up the charts
but it gains visibility
for this very podcast
it's important to the success
of the podcast
that you do so
take it to the gas station
from day one
that's all we ask
it's not that much
yes
I think we have a
we have a question
that needs to be asked
yeah
what have you guys
been up to lately
what do you mean like
you guys have low-key been out of the spotlight lately yeah yeah we have been i mean like how was
your thanksgiving how was your christmas dude honestly if i'm being just totally transparent
here and i think that's what we're still about on this podcast i've had a great time i've i've had
a great it's been i guess a month and a half, a little over. And seven weeks-ish, maybe.
It's hard to say.
We'll never know.
It's hard to say.
No one really knows how long it's been.
But I've had a great time.
A lot of family time.
Of course, the holidays happen, so I went out to the ranch and did all that stuff.
Went out to the ranch for Thanksgiving and for Christmas.
Just been in some QT with the homie.
Been spending a lot of time in the gym with Dave.
We're both just absolutely
shredded right now so that's great every time i call you you have like groggy just woke up voice
or like haven't left the couch voice because you're watching like a shitty movie that's fair
to say i've been spending a lot of time me and my tv has been spending a lot of time together
like you've just been getting hella tv off everything netflix has to offer i've i've watched it you've been watching game of thrones i'm re-watching it yeah dude i've
considered watching that show because i want to be ready when the final season bet behind no dude
leave that one in 2018 when the final season starts i want to be totally caught up again
i want to know everything so So I'm doing that.
We've been, I've been, you know, going out a little bit. Not been going out.
We've been doing dinners and stuff.
Just be honest.
You've been drinking a lot, Dylan.
I've been drinking more than I normally do.
You've been staying faded.
When you don't have to get up for work, it's like, yeah, might as well have some wine.
I've taken on some new hobbies.
Like what?
I'm trying to become the number one disc golf influencer.
No, you're not.
Come on.
Leave that crown to J-Bone.
Babe, no one's doing that.
Me and J-Bone
have been playing
a lot of disc golf.
Can I give my assessment
of what you two
have been doing
before Dave launches in?
I wonder what the
general public thinks
we've been doing.
For Dylan,
I just imagine
that you wake up,
you're too lazy
to make a cup of coffee or something, and then you toss on something on Netflix.
Do I give off lazy vibes?
No, but you give off lazier vibes than I've ever seen before.
Well, yeah.
Well, that's expected.
And then I imagine you go to the gym for 45 minutes and then sit in the steam room for a little bit.
And then you think, oh, I'm gonna go get some like chicken from the store
and make it for lunch or something has a weird i can confirm dylan has weird gym habits he like
he like pacer he lifts weights for a little bit and then i finish up and we both walk downstairs
into the men's locker room dylan takes his shirt off looks himself in the mirror yeah gets his
little shaker out that has nothing but protein powder in
it mixes it with uh water fountain water yeah shakes it up drinks it and then i guess goes
back upstairs i don't know it was just i thought i found the whole sequence of events to be
startling this is new behavior though because i've been you know i have a lot of time i've been doing
like two two and a half hour gym sessions first First of all, we joined Lifetime Fitness.
Man, I really want to avoid paparazzos.
Well, it's going to happen, Dave, because that place is amazing.
And it's basically a country club without a golf course.
So we just be spending time out there.
It's tight.
Every time.
So here's what Dave's been doing.
The best thing to do when you get laid off is to join the most expensive gym in town.
Yeah.
That's the first thing that dave ramsey will tell you so here's here's my my my outlook on what
dave's just been doing dave just like wakes up and i feel like you put on something responsible
on tv unlike dylan who's just watching like fiction like i feel like i'll address this you
watch like meet the press and stuff like that's just what you do. On Sundays, I do.
Shout out to my man Chuck Teasy.
We're not doing Chuck Teasys.
And his Caesar cut.
He's the worst.
No, he's not the worst personally, but he looks like the biggest boob ever.
That's completely fair.
Okay.
And then I think that Dave's like, all right, Randy.
I feel like you just walk around the house talking to Randy in human voice as if he understands you.
Like, all right, Randy, we're going to go for a walk right now.
Get ready.
Put your collar on.
Pretty much.
And then you go to the gym, and then you go home, and you eat lunch, and then you go back to the gym.
Maybe for an executive workout.
He's been doing two days.
He's been doing two days.
No, y'all.
Okay, you're close.
I wake up.
Before I turn on the TV, I go downstairs and do breakfast.
Usually eggs, avocado.
I've been doing oats now.
Do you squeeze that avocado button?
You know I'm a squeezer.
It's 2019.
Nothing changed.
Still me out here getting it.
Do that.
Give Randy a little treat.
Let him go outside, run around.
Maybe go out and throw the ball with him go upstairs i one thing i have been doing i've been trying to re-evaluate
daytime morning television why mainly sports like espn and fs1 just because i there's so many
there's so many clips and memes and stuff from these shows, like Shannon Sharp memes and stuff,
that I want to give these a fair and objective appraisal.
They're terrible.
I enjoy Shannon Sharp personally,
but I can't do Skip,
and I can't do the other shows,
Max Kellerman's show, First Take, whatever it is.
They're really bad.
I thought you were a Max Kellerman guy.
I used to be until he turned into a Canelo Schill during during the triple g fights so i'm out on max kellerman and hbo boxing
rest in peace he's a shill for canelo i might be in are you in on canelo oh that's sally loves
canelo which is one of the more bizarre they got that redhead bond yeah my theory is that she
watched like the the showtime behind the scenes show when he was doing
it with mayweather yeah and she just like got into it well he's owing two against triple g i don't
care what the judges say don't at me isn't he the highest paid athlete in the world right now
uh he signed some absurd spot he has like a deal yeah i think he might be yeah well he's in and you
know what golden boys they protect him i think he i don't he's a he's a very talented boxer i i think his the entire team he has around him is trash not important but yeah
i'll go to the park across the street with randy i used to go live from there haven't done it in a
while a lot of the reason i don't go live is because it's very windy and it's very hard to
hear me sometimes i didn't want to tell you this is the time because i didn't want to take the
no pun intended wind out of your sails but like sometimes it was so windy that i think like instagram has like a mic functionality that just
like cuts it a little bit to like get some sound out and you would just go sign i got feedback from
some people that they couldn't hear it and then others that it was fine it's very bizarre anyway
that's uh that's what i've been doing oh also i'm uh i've taken up woodworking that's big yeah what are you making like cutting boards and stuff
just uh like tiki like tiki stuff and whatnot i've been making my i've been doing my own ceramics as
well for tiki season which is it's quarter one right now january yeah tiki started jan one so
i feel like making tiki stuff in terms of like the woodworking community is the most bootleg
it's like how people talk shit
about dentists being like the most like low doctor i feel like like tiki bars do people
talk that shit about dentists yeah it's like it's a very important thing oh yeah dentists they get
it pretty good yeah really which is under like uh yeah under they diagnose losers of the uh
you know the doc the doctor. It goes like dentists.
I don't even know.
Chiropractors below that.
Below that.
Well, yeah.
Chiropractors.
Well, they're not even doctors,
are they?
Some of them are.
Like that one dude
from The Bachelor?
I don't know.
Well, can a dentist
diagnose you with oral cancer?
Mouth cancer and stuff?
I don't know.
That seems like a pretty
That seems like they'd send you
to a specialist or something. They're like, oh, that person definitely has it, but you don't want to be the final say. Can I say something don't know. That seems like a pretty important deal. That seems like they'd send you to a specialist or something.
They're like, oh, that person definitely has it,
but you don't want to be the final say.
Can I say something else?
Wasn't that a Seinfeld bit?
The dermatologist?
And at the end, Seinfeld remembers skin cancer?
Yeah.
Dr. Pimple Popper?
Yeah.
Something else I've been doing I would like to talk about real quick.
And I don't mean to get sentimental.
That's not the point of this.
But when it was announced that Touching Base was canceled
and that Dave and I had been laid off,
we got a ridiculous outpouring of support from our listeners.
And I spent a lot of time.
Look, I got, I'm not kidding when I say,
1,500 plus DMs from people.
And I spent a lot of time going through them.
And I tried to give everyone an earnest response.
I didn't get to everyone. It's hard. I didn't get to all of them, and I tried to give everyone an earnest response. I didn't get to everyone.
It's hard.
I didn't get to all of them, so I missed you.
I really am sorry.
I spent hours and hours and hours just responding to people.
They hit me up on Twitter, on Instagram, on Snapchat.
I got emails from people.
I got Venmos from people that I didn't even ask for.
It was very, very overwhelming.
And so there was like a time
when I was like, so what's next?
We've got to find something to do.
We've got to make money. And then the support
we got from everybody, it kind of
made our decision for us. We have to keep
doing this. And so
thank you guys for that. That was incredible
to experience.
And
love you. Yeah, I'm glad you said that said that well said i'm actually going to go through
and thank everyone individually who dm'd me uh let's start with at i don't think we have time
for this day yeah daniel hicks 21 that's a lot jw5 taylor bono all of you that's it that was
everybody's got three I got three
I could not
I couldn't keep up
I
yeah I got
honestly like
it got to a point
where I got tired
of responding
because it was kind of
mentally taxing
which is weird
because all
I don't know
if I respond with like
the prayers hand emoji
but like
it's a little
you know
the first few weeks
it was like still kind of
a little bit emotional
reading like people's a little, you know, the first few weeks, it was like still kind of a little bit emotional. Reading like people's heartfelt, I don't know, responses.
Everything.
Not just about touching base or whatever, but about PGP.
And I was like, man, that's, you know, I knew people liked it.
It was pretty incredible, for real.
Even when we would just get together sometimes and we would, you know, go live or just, you know,
I would maybe just post something of Dave in the gym or whatever.
People would blow me up.
Like, are y'all getting back together?
Like, relax.
It's going to happen.
Yeah, chill.
You're too liberal with taking photos in the gym.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, that's a sacred place.
I've popped you like twice.
Didn't like a Playboy model get popped for like fat shaming somebody and actually get
in the locker room? Yeah, there was someone like in a towel behind her naked that's
why i don't go to the same gym as you guys i'm worried you guys are gonna fat shame me oh no i'm
not gonna do that there's a little a little sign outside the the locker room at live time that says
phones can't even come out like put your phones away dog i love it yeah i just like a Dave Chappelle show. Even me, who was not laid off,
I received an insane amount of messages.
Must be nice.
No lie, I read every single one.
I did not even get close to responding to every single one of them.
It was awesome.
The outpouring of support was encouraging.
I'll be honest, at one point it did get to the point
where it was almost just a new wound every single day and it was like you had a tough you had a tough time
at the at the beginning well yeah yeah i mean dude like it's it's it's weird going from doing
something day in and day out yeah and then not doing it at all and just like the i mean i don't
want to get too much into it but like it, it's not, let's get into it.
I don't do well with change.
Your boy, your boy's not a big change guy.
You're emotional.
And so, uh, yeah, I didn't, I didn't handle it well for the first like little bit.
And then, uh, the more it went on it, the more I was like, almost like I appreciate
the outpouring, but like, I almost just don't want to relive this whenever I open Twitter
or whenever I open whatever Reddit, Instagram, it was just like, just like, I got to step away from the phone right now.
Day one, you hit the bottle pretty hard.
Can I share that?
Is that okay?
Well, I mean, day one, the squad had to get kind of messed up together.
Was it day one or day two that you texted me at like 3 in the morning
because you were just up?
Day two.
Okay, so day two.
You hit the bottle pretty hard, and you were up late, and you were just like thinking about shit and you texted me i was
like oh fuck by the way will goes to bed early he's he's an early early uh sleeper yo low key i
didn't even make it to the end of the game last night yeah that's what you do but you you didn't
miss much welcome to the sports zone with dave No, I was up until 3.
Yeah, and you were just like, dude.
I was just drinking straight gas.
I think you said something like, dude, I'm a wreck.
No, no, no.
He said he wrecked.
Get some sleep, dog.
There's certain times where you're allowed to just get absolutely blasted.
I'm going to be okay.
There's a time where you're allowed to get absolutely blasted.
And one of those times is if you lose your job.
And I didn't feel like I lost my job, but I definitely lost the biggest responsibility at my job at the time,
which was touching base. So I was like, I'm allowed
to get blasted right now. Can I say
also how perfectly this all kind of came
together? I think it was
our last episode of Touching Base. We talked
about names.
We almost named it. Circling Back
was mentioned, I believe.
Right? Yeah. And then
What Happened Happened happened and here we are was
that the same episode where we hypothesized who would fire who who would judge i think it was
and then here we are like literally circling back and it's the name of our new venture and it's
it all came together pretty perfectly it came together quick too not. To me, it felt like it took six months.
Yeah, but the actual boom, boom, boom.
From whatever to studio.
People kept asking, why aren't y'all doing that yet?
This shit takes time.
You have to put stuff together.
Wheels are in motion.
Just relax.
The Reddit page has been just exploding with different theories.
It's been fun to watch. The Reddit page is just one big thing
from It's Always Sunny
where the guy's just putting together pieces
on the whiteboard looking crazed.
Yeah, I want to give a shout out to everybody
that just assumed,
well, Dave will be fine.
He'll just go back to being a lawyer.
I just put on my lawyer hat
and back lawyering.
Isn't that what you want to do?
You just want to be a lawyer.
Yeah, but it's it's it's much
more complicated than that not that i'm not that i'm done with that a lot of theories on there
but it's just wrong um but i'll say this the amount of wrong theories is actually hilarious
it's been fun i think all of them wrong yeah and like the amount of people diving into certain
things is just kind of hilarious too like Like, like there are things that, that had happened months before and people were like,
Oh my God,
this just happened.
And then like,
they read all into it.
It's like,
no,
that happened like a month ago.
Like chill.
Yeah.
Nobody's doing this.
It,
it,
uh,
low key turned into,
uh,
the,
so the legal subreddit thread for a while.
And it was just,
it was just wild speculation and,
and inaccurate statements about the law.
I love that.
I love it too.
Just get out there and just fling information.
I used to be like
lawyer talk guy, like law talk guy
and be like, oh, you could probably get this.
Now I don't do it because Dave's just like,
well, not so fast there, bucko.
That's exactly what Dave says.
I've never said bucko.
I said cucko. No, bucko i said cucko no you didn't say
cucko people are gonna have a lot of questions for us too but you should know that we can't
and won't answer them like about you know regarding the layoff and all that nothing
nothing happened it's not like there was some big scandal yeah like business happens that's it we're
good and yeah we're good we're good just much like boners. We're happy right now.
Boners happen.
Business happens.
Business happens.
Payoffs happen.
Nothing scandalous or crazy or bad happens.
I have a question for both of you.
Okay.
Y'all had hella time off for a bit before we got back in the studio.
Is there anything that you wanted to do in the beginning that you just didn't end up doing?
Regarding what?
Is there any hobby that you thought you might be doing a lot of that you just never even did i have no yeah i wanted to go i wanted to go
backpack through central asia you why didn't you do it it's very expensive i thought about taking
a trip but i didn't have yeah i thought about taking a trip i don't have anybody to go with
i do this really cool thing where like when i leave a job i give myself zero time in between
starting something else and so i've never had like time to go do anything cool yeah so like yeah like yesterday was my last day with grand
x shouts best four years of my life but now i'm back in the stew and i'm like shit like your boy's
trying to get a trip off right now guys who took over a month and a half off to to you who took
less than a day off crazy back in the stew already like we don't even have like a feed set up for this as of right now.
Like we're just in here just shooting from the hip.
There was really nothing I wanted to do because I'm the kind of person,
if I had taken a trip just to get away from everything,
I wouldn't have enjoyed it.
I wouldn't have been able to get the joy out of that trip
because I would have been thinking about my next move the whole time.
I agree.
Like that's me.
I'll say this.
I'll say this.
And this is going to sound really like emo and and lame but like now that like i have like
i don't have i wouldn't say i have free time on my hands but i have less obligations on my hands
i'm gonna try to pick up a hobby and i don't know what that hobby is gonna be i know what it should
be yeah i'm joining the gym with us there it is no no no well no no well because right now i have
a few issues in front of me when it comes to going to the gym.
First and foremost, I don't know who I'm going to give my referral to.
Intern Klein wants it.
Dave wants it.
I don't want it.
Dylan's playing hard to get with it.
I don't want it.
And so I'm not really sure how I'm going to do it.
You told me you were going to give it to him.
No one does it.
And I didn't ask for it.
Join a gym because they don't know who to give the referral to.
I don't know who to give the referral to.
I told you to give it to Klein.
Number two.
This is an important one.
I have a gym at my apartment.
So your boy is going to...
You don't know what lifetime is like.
No, I know.
But I'm just going to get...
I'm already kind of getting into the...
Do you have a steam room at your apartment, Will?
Yeah.
I tape off my shower curtain and then I turn the shower on as hot as it gets.
Dave and I are living in the steam room.
And then...
Dude, you're not a...
You're more of a sauna guy from what I've seen.
That's bullshit. I used a sauna that day because the steam room was being cleaned. Dude, you're not a. You're more of a sauna guy from what I've seen. That's bullshit.
I used a sauna that day because the steam room was being cleaned and it was shut down.
Wow.
It was open when I went in.
Like right after that.
You just got roasted.
Yeah, because.
I don't think he.
I don't think Dylan can handle the steam.
I'm just going to say that.
I took a steam yesterday, bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I steamed for 12 minutes, dog.
Is that when you filled up your little protein shaker?
No one's doing 12 minutes, but I did 12 minutes.
Everybody's doing 12 minutes.
My pre-workout is called bro. They say 10 and cut off i was like i'm gonna give uh yeah if you read the if you read the studies it'll say 15 to 20 is pretty much the cut off but i dog sat for
somebody for my like buddy and his his parents and uh they had a steam shower so i took a steam
shower every single morning and it got to the point where i was like dude someone's gonna roll
in and find me dead like i'm just gonna be dehydrated just laying in the steam shower hey dave i have a
question they do a little menthol in our steam room like essential eucalyptus and like you get
it and if you have if you think your allergies are starting to kick in if that mountain cedar's
flaring up you get in there wait is menthol the correct word to use there a guy remember the dude
i was talking to in the dry sauna about why the steam room was closed? So he got up and went into the steam room once it reopened.
And I followed him in there and I made small talk with him.
He said it's best to come in right after they clean it because they redo the menthol.
Now, the guy who sold me my membership said eucalyptus.
I can't decipher.
Is menthol like a legit scent or flavor or something?
I thought it is.
Yeah, it's not just a
newport cigarette cigarette dude we get it you blast yeah i know man you're we saw you in san
diego just chain blasting yeah that was no i wasn't uh dave i have a question for you was
there any point between the layoff and sitting down in studio today that you thought maybe
maybe like the media thing isn't going to happen i should start looking at other stuff because that did not happen for me like i was very to this day
i was very confident that we were going to put something together eventually i didn't know what
it was going to look like it was like we're doing something podcasting media related i don't know
exactly what it's going to look like but it's going to happen yeah no no no i knew it could
happen but i wasn't sure if i wanted it to happen
like i because i thought i just was thinking of other like there were some other opportunities
i've had that weren't media related that i'm like should i pursue those and you know at the end of
the day um there was too many dms about asking how Randy was doing that I was like, man, I got to go back into media for Randy.
We can pull back the curtain a little bit.
You were picking up shifts as a barista at a local coffee shop.
You can just say it.
It's Starbucks.
It was Starbucks.
It wasn't a local coffee shop.
It's local to me.
It's near my place.
Yeah, that's a good perspective.
You got to get that shift work.
Alan Jackson said that
was he talking about picking up shifts at starbucks he was indeed no uh no i i don't
know i mean i went through different mindsets i was and you know i was trying to put myself in
the shoes of someone who i don't know my my resume is really weird and i've talked i don't know my resume is really weird and I've talked
I don't know
it's not that important
but I want to give a shout out
to all the touchers
who've reached out
trying to hook me up with gigs
hey Dave
there's been
mainly two
I don't want to shout them out directly
but
I'll shout them out directly
Adam
and then our boy in Austin
who just moved here
Dave
yeah
when you told Will and I
that you're updating your resume,
it took a little wind out of my sails.
I'll be honest.
I got to do what's best for me, too.
I hear you.
I hear you, dog.
But I was so-
Wait, you didn't update your resume?
Fuck no.
Why?
I would have to make it from scratch, first of all.
He don't know how to export PDFs in Word.
But, yeah, I was just fully committed to this thing.
And you are a big part of my plan moving forward.
Like, man, fuck, Dave.
Why is he doing this shit?
Because I've got a family and a dog.
Oh, and I don't?
No, I'm just saying that's why I'm doing it.
Because I don't know if this shit...
This shit takes time.
I've got to do...
I've got to think about, like...
Can I say that the wind is back in my sails?
Well, yeah, I'm sitting right here.
Yeah, the wind, it's back.
I'm cruising now.
I'm at like seven knots right now.
Unless the ringer comes through with that offer,
I mean, I'm here.
Oh, shut up.
You're not doing the ringer, nerds.
That's Dan, right?
Yeah, Dan would fit in real well with them.
They'd just be like,
what the fuck is this guy doing?
Why is he just walking around like...
Let me say this.
Let me gas up the Dan man.
I want to gas up a couple people.
I want to gas up Dan and Barrett
because I don't know what...
Is Barrett still doing Club Cool?
Yeah.
Okay.
Go subscribe.
Match that subscribe button.
I don't know what his situation is
completely with that
even though I was watching
the Cowboy game with him
the other night.
Shout out to them boys.
We're going to beat
the fucking Rams by the way. Shut up. Let's turn this into the sports night. Shout out to them boys. We're going to beat the fucking Rams, by the way.
Shut up.
Let's turn this into the sports zone.
That game's probably going to be played by the time people actually hear this.
That's a very fair point.
Those guys, dude.
Okay, first of all, Dan, I don't know if Dan's locked anything down yet,
but if nobody hires Dan to do at least video editing
and probably get him on camera and do podcast stuff, you're missing out.
Because Dan, go back and listen to the lost tapes from our trip to the Players Championship on Touching Base, assuming it's still available.
It's hard to save.
Dan's at his best there.
Second of all.
It's because he drank hella beers before.
It might be because he was hammered.
He was chilled out.
He was very chilled out.
He'd been drinking Guinness all day.
Barrett, Club Cool.
Go check that out.
He doesn't skip a beat.
He's a great podcast personality.
He doesn't skip a beat.
He does not skip a beat.
Hey, can we do something I've been waiting to do for a long time?
Yeah.
Let's get into it.
Let's get an ad read off. What? Yeah. Hey, let's draw it out've been waiting to do for a long time? Yeah. Let's get into it. Let's get an ad read-off.
What?
Yeah.
Dude, hey, let's draw it out and make it conversational.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, for like four minutes.
This is a new sponsor.
You guys never heard, like, y'all never heard of this before.
Well, I did.
I know of it now.
I'm talking to the general y'all.
Oh, okay.
Like, the homies that are listening.
The circlers back there.
Let's get this read-off, son.
Dave, you're deep in the CBD game, right?
You see me right now?
Are you faded off that CBD?
I'm not, but I'm going to go to the gym after this.
Yeah.
And I'm probably going to recover with CBD.
Are you going to be going off that CBD?
I'm not trying to get twisted off of it.
No one's doing that.
You guys were there.
As it turns out, a lot of people are doing that.
Three guys might have gone to a dispensary in California recently.
Yeah. And I might have gone to a dispensary in California recently. Yeah.
And I might have loaded up on some CBD.
Well, the only place you should be loading up on your CBD is earlybirdcbd.com.
It's an online CBD marketplace with the biggest selection of CBD products at great prices.
Right now, I don't want to stunt too hard.
We got a promo code there.
Wow.
We've already got a promo code?
Yeah.
Can I guess what it is? We just planned this thing an hour ago. I know. Is it circling hard. We got a promo code there. Wow. We've already got a promo code? Yeah.
Can I guess what it is?
We just planned this thing an hour ago.
I know.
Is it circling back?
That's the promo code.
Wow.
It's not Circle Squad?
Promo code circling back, baby.
All right, let's go.
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Do you want me to just run through it real quick?
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How about you do this?
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it's perfect for dogs they also have vape pens if i'm not mistaken yes they do those things just
hit different they have tinctures they've got vape pens they got vape cartridges they got it all
um they're not just the kind of they don't they don't produce this on their own you know these
are different brands they have a variety of stuff it's crazy do it for the new people new here you
know what cbd is do people know what that is explain dave it's cannabinoid cannabinoid i
don't know how to say cannabidiol it's extractedidiol. I don't know how to say it. On your voice.
Cannabidiol.
It's extracted from the flowers and buds of marijuana or hemp plants.
Dave, you crushed this read.
It does not produce intoxication.
Yeah, Mike is not here to botch this. Marijuana is high.
It's caused by THC.
And these products that are being offered, to my knowledge,
it doesn't have a psychoactive compound of THC.
They did not include that in the read.
That was bonus. And I'm sorry if I botched that.
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Not sure if I said that right.
It sounded great.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm doing nothing but full-spectrum in 2019.
We're full-spectrum.
I'm going full-spec.
Wow.
And they have
a variety of products including oils topicals tinctures capsules gummies vape cartridges you
get it you get it at this point early bird cbd early bird gets the burn earlybirdcbd.com we'll
put a link to this in the description of this very episode we'll also tweet one out from you know what
the you know what it is circlingbackpod.comcom. They probably did. Or at circlingbackpod.com. It's brand new.
Let's throw it back a little bit.
It's been a while.
One thing we enjoy doing on this,
on this very podcast,
you know,
or an older podcast,
an older mid to small podcast,
is talk about memes that we just like to butcher.
Yeah.
There's been a lot of memes
that have popped up
over the last few months.
How on brand is it for us, though, to get in on memes a little bit late?
Even later now.
Because we weren't around to get them late.
Yeah.
And now we're just like double late.
And it's just perfect for us.
We're stupid late right now.
We're stupid late.
Actually, one of my favorite tweets during this whole interim period was actually about what we're talking about right now.
And it was the, I think he used Bird Box tweets.
He said, man, too bad Touching Base isn't around to talk about Bird Box tweets like two weeks after they had run their course or something.
Is it just me or does Bird Box sound less like a Netflix movie and more like something we'd be advertising on this podcast?
You're thinking of Birch Box.
Yeah.
I've made this mistake as well.
It's so stupid.
It's very silly.
Okay.
So as someone who hasn't seen Bird Box and as somebody who has no clue what these memes actually mean, can somebody explain to me what's going on?
Yes.
By the way, I think those memes are still prevalent because last night there was a lot of Nick Saban and Alabama fam Bird Box memes.
So Bird Box is a movie on Netflix, Will.
And in this movie, there's some kind of being or creature or spirit or something that lives out in the world.
And if you see it, you die.
You kill yourself.
So when you go, when you leave your home.
You commit a suey.
It's over for these hoes.
When you leave your home, like your home is pretty much your only safe place
because you can't see the outside world.
They have their windows covered and whatnot.
So when you leave, they put blindfolds on
and they have to feel the way around
because if you open your eyes and see what's out there,
you go.
It's called bird box because
they carry around a little box of birds
that kind of indicates to them
when this thing is around okay and they
the birds like go crazy or something and that's their indicator of like all right let's let's zip
it up we gotta you know we gotta stay woke basically yeah okay i think i described that
okay man i don't think i'm gonna see that i think i think you did if there are two things i'm not
gonna see that are like going crazy it's that and Bandersnatch.
I'm out.
I'm a big Black Mirror guy, but I've heard nothing but trash talked about Bandersnatch.
Yeah, I'm not going to watch Bandersnatch.
Bandersnatch wasn't that great.
Didn't they call you Bandersnatch in high school, Dave?
Yeah.
Vanderesh.
Oh.
No, I thought Bird Box was...
I didn't hate that I spent two hours watching it.
I didn't think it was great.
It's good.
I enjoy Sandra Bullock.
I support her.
I do too.
I'm a big fan from her work in A Time to Kill.
She also did some great work for the Houston Harvey victims.
Yeah, isn't she local?
Like an Austinite?
I don't know if she's Austin.
She has a house here.
But she's got a balling house in Houston.
I feel like that's everybody.
Well, that would make more sense.
She's been an Austin person for a long time.
She moved recently.
That's news to me. I mean, she's probably got enough money in the bank to have like that's everybody. Well, that would make more sense. She's been an Austin person for a long time. If she moved recently, that's news to me.
I mean, she's probably
got enough money in the bank
to have two houses.
Yeah.
She's living off that
time to kill money
and probably that speed money.
That miscongeniality money, too.
The weird thing is,
so Dylan left...
She has quite a resume.
She got two of those off.
Dylan left out
a crucial part to the plot.
So they're on a raft
for part of it
and they've got blindfolds on.
And the thing is,
if the raft goes under 50 miles
an hour there's a bomb on it and it'll explode and kill her and her two kids i'm just imagining
i'm just imagining this movie just being like life a pie but way less cool i hadn't ever saw that one
oh it goes so hard i'm not saying you should like do something before watching that movie but maybe
you should like scoop a pen or something and do something before
watching.
It's pretty similar to a quiet place.
Haven't seen it.
Refuse to,
by the way,
this is based on a novel.
I'm not,
I'm never going to see that.
Why?
It's,
it goes,
man.
It's pretty good.
It's okay.
It does.
It was,
it was great in a theater.
It was cool to be in a theater and not have it ruined because it's very quiet
like the first 30 minutes or total silence yeah and i thought that was impressive like i had more
faith in humanity after that can i ask about another meme that hopper is snacky as hell on
that movie dude he's back he's alpha god can i can i bring up another meme yeah that i have actually
been on the outside of and i've never fully i haven't seen like a really good one yet but i
know that it's out there because people are talking about it.
AirPods.
Oh, yeah.
What's up with the AirPod memes?
I think because it was a very popular Christmas gift.
Okay, so what was the gist of the meme? If you have AirPods, you're on the next tier up of high society, and you look down upon the wired headphone.
It's almost like, oh, look at me.
I've got AirPods.
You're God level.
Like, oh, these are stupid, expensive,
and now I own them,
and you don't,
you little broke boy bitch, basically.
Okay.
So like cool teens have them?
Cool teen.
Because I got a cool teen tweet off
about AirPods
just because I kind of thought
I got the gist of the AirPod tweets.
Will, can I say that
your fear of cool teens
has become one of my favorite things about you?
It's legitimate.
It's so funny.
I don't want to get too much into this
because I think we're going to talk about it on a different episode
but when we went out to san diego and did some callaway stuff there were some i don't think
they're teens but there was like a pro wakeboarder and a pro surfer there and like i was steel i was
scared shitless of steel yeah so fun fact we sat down at the hotel bar the first night and we saw
those guys and will legitimately thought they were the suh dude guys no no no not no there's just one
dude that looked like you thought he was the suh dude guy and we had to look it up he was not the
suh dude guy but it would have been a lot cooler if he was yeah he was still was nice he whipped
out he whipped me and uh hashtag chad's ass and uh dude shuffleboard steal for being a badass
weight boarder has a beautiful golf swing and that's not fair what the hell he's one of those
people that's good at everything he's good at everything he could probably play piano you're also not allowed to say that because like i i guarantee that the hell? He's one of those people that's good at everything. He's good at everything. He could probably play piano.
You're also not allowed to say that
because I guarantee that people look at you
as one of those dudes
that's just good at everything
and they hate it.
You think?
No gas.
He was matching that epic flash.
But they've never actually been on a course with Dylan
so they don't know that that's not accurate.
Yeah.
You know what?
If I put a lot of effort into...
You're getting hashtag roasted right now.
I'm getting roasted by both these guys.
If I put effort into golf,
I would be decent. I would be good. Cool that's yeah if i practice pretty much anything yeah man 10
give me 10 000 hours and i'll be some people are limited by their natural abilities though
i'll just say can we talk about another meme the dot dot dot meme yeah like here's a straight line
here's a dash line here's an instagram story of blank. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yeah.
That one, I didn't understand at first.
It took me like a few of them to understand it fully.
And then I started losing it and I loved it.
Can I talk about one that's not exactly a meme,
but it fits in this category because I kind of recently discovered it and I love it.
And I say it probably too much.
On Sight.
It's On Sight. It's on-site.
It's definitely not a meme.
It's actually been said in rap verses for many, many years now.
I legit just said it.
It's not a meme.
Yeah, I know.
I just want to clarify.
Dude.
Listen to the podcast one time.
It's speaking on-site.
It's on-site right now?
It just seems like it was a meme segment.
And you're going to bring this in.
It fits in the category of popular stuff that I'm just now catching on to.
Damn, it's on site right now.
It's on site, Dave?
See, I don't know if you...
I've been here the whole time.
On site.
Why you got to come at me sideways, dude?
I'm just...
Look, man.
I'm trying to get content off right now, and you're coming at me.
Well, let's finish your content.
Well, when we leave here, when I see you again, it's going to be on site.
I'll probably see you later on today
At the gym
Well it's on site
I don't wanna do it at the gym
Where did it just
Hit different come from
I hope
I hope when
I heard that for the first time
In freaking San Diego
From y'all
Me too
From your boy
Yeah
Where did that come from
I saw it on Twitter of course
That's where I get
All my material
But like now people are using it
Like constantly
It just hits different
That Sam Pelley hit different Though in San Diego Did it not It does No Sam Pelley tastes much different Kinda like that Flash Face all my material. But now people are using it like constantly. It just hits different.
That Sam Pelley hit different though in San Diego,
didn't it?
It does.
No, Sam Pelley tastes
much different.
Kind of like that Flash Face?
It hits different too.
It all hits different.
That's becoming
one of my favorite ones.
On site and it hits different.
I feel like I haven't even used it
in the public eye so far
and people are tweeting it at me
as if they've like
been listening.
I wronged Dylan
on the on site thing
and I'll acknowledge that
but here's the deal.
Dylan wore that out at the airport before we even got on the
plane that's what dylan does it's seven in the morning well will tweet cucked me with the sam
pelly hits different he stole that from did you mash that rt button or what i i responded lmbo
laughed my butt off i hate you with that reply which is not as good but it's something dave just
push it back on that hinge.
Dave's having mic issues where it's just sinking.
Dude, record a podcast one time.
Dave, just push back on the actual arm. I know it's episode one, dude, but figure it out.
No, this is turning down.
I know, but I think you can remedy it by just doing the arm.
This isn't your first time.
This is the problem.
There you go.
There you go.
All right.
Wow.
Now we're talking.
Oh, it's still kind of sinking.
It just hits different as a good one.
They've got that sinking mic.
You know what?
See, this is why I wasn't all in on media.
I'm sorry.
I'm out.
Why?
Because you're getting roasted?
I'm taking that job at The Ringer.
Oh, it's in that media though?
Stop talking about The Ringer.
No, it's in their support stuff.
I'm doing ad sales for The Ringer.
Stop talking about that.
Why?
I don't know.
It's funny if one of us went to The Ringer.
That would have been funny. No, it would not be. It's funny if one of us went to the ringer.
It's not that funny. It's a pretty big brand.
I know, but it's just like there's another brand that people expected us to go to.
Yeah. And of course,
I'm talking about Vox. Exactly.
Yes. Oh, I thought it was HuffPo.
Yeah.
No. It was not HuffPo.
Dude, the second
word got out that yesterday was my last day,
I had to turn down an offer from E-Bombs World.
They came at me with a lot of money, but I had to turn it down.
Yeah.
They wanted me to go exclusive.
They were throwing a big fig at you.
They told me I wasn't allowed to record with y'all,
and I was like, nope, that's a deal breaker.
Yeah, you can't do that.
I'm surprised you turned down Wimp.com.
I don't even remember that one.
It's something I think my dad
still will send a video from
and it sounds,
it's one of those links
I'm afraid to click.
My dad has recently discovered
Facebook groups.
So he's just joining
like Facebook communities.
It's not good.
What kind of community?
I don't know. I don't even want to think about it. Like kind of community? I don't know.
I don't even want to think about it.
That's why I don't even sign on to Facebook.
I might just deactivate my Facebook.
No, you won't.
Yes, I will.
Do we have any more memes we got to talk about?
Man, I really love It Hits Different.
It Hits Different's good.
God, it's so good.
It just hits different.
We need origin on that.
Yeah, if we have any historians out there,
can you please let us know where It Hits Different came from?
There's a meme, an old one, that goes like,
sometimes that mid be hittin' though,
and it's like a picture of some dude with really red eyes
or something like that, that might have something to do with it.
Okay.
Sometimes that mid
be hidden which of course talking about like schwag do people say schwag anymore yeah yeah i
mean i don't know like i haven't i don't i don't i don't really interact with like weed dealers and
stuff so like i don't really know oh okay hard to say wasn't that your backup plan backup plan
please it's my side hustle son son. You know I push weight.
Did you know I brought some weight back from...
Could you imagine a worse drug dealer than me?
No.
I brought weight back.
I moved a lot of weight.
You're just moving weight?
Yeah.
I would get played out of so many deals.
As someone who just finished Narcos, Mexico,
I don't think I have the chops.
You know they talk about killing your connect
in a lot of 50s songs?
You would be the connect that gets just got.
You're eliminating the middleman.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm sorry, but you would.
Should we do our new segment?
This has never been done before.
Nobody's doing this.
No one's doing segments like this.
Hold on, let me put my towel on real quick.
Yeah.
Hold on, let me take my shirt off.
Yeah. Take my pants off. I'm going to slide into this. Ooh, you hear that. Hold on. Let me put my towel on real quick. Yeah. Hold on. Let me take my shirt off. Yeah.
Take my pants off.
I'm going to slide into this.
Ooh, you hear that?
Hang on.
You hear that?
My locker's jammed.
Hold on.
I'm trying to undo the combo.
Dude, stop whipping me with your towel, Dylan.
See, it's too soon.
Dude, stop.
It's too soon to start popping people.
Yeah.
It's not.
I couldn't help it, man.
I've been thinking about doing that for a while now.
Oh, you know what?
It's the steam room what It's the steam room
It's the steam room
Yeah welcome to the steam room
I'm not sure if you guys realize this
But the steam room is where we enter
To steam on things
Yeah we gotta steam on something
It's getting real steamy in here
Breathe in through your nose
Out through your mouth
Don't they tell you?
Do we have that eucalyptus going
Or that menthol?
We're not sure
It might be both
I do want to be clear about something
Be careful with those essential oils out there fam
They can be harmful to your pets What can? Essential oils it might be both. I do want to be clear about something. Be careful with those essential oils out there, fam.
They can be harmful to your pets.
What can?
Essential oils.
So if you're bringing Randy
into the steam room with you,
just be careful.
Oh.
Fatalities.
I usually don't bring
Randy to the gym.
He's got a total gym at home.
The Chuck Norris thing.
Does he do a Nordic track?
No, no, no.
And he's supposed to get
a Peloton.
Don't tell him.
It's maybe for his birthday.
When's his birthday?
Coming up in March.
Oh, okay. I'm saving up for him. This is. Don't tell him. It's maybe for his birthday. When's his birthday? Coming up in March. Oh, okay.
I'm saving up for him.
This is tight.
You know, Rosie's birthday is in two days.
Really?
Yeah.
That was cool that Randy came over and sniffed her ass all day.
That was a good gift.
She enjoyed it.
What are we steaming on?
I mean, Dave, you want to lead off.
I think it's only...
Well, I think my...
Okay, mine's not going to do justice to the segment because it actually is I'm steaming
on something that has to do with a steam room,
which is not the point of the segment, but this is coincidental.
The point of the segment is to steam on just any topic you want,
not necessarily only the steam room.
Correct, literally anything.
But I am steaming on this after yesterday because it just bothered me.
Well, hit us.
So you're not supposed to go into the steam room fully nude.
You generally will go in with, i think there's even a sign there's a sign on the door it says at least throw a towel on is basically
cover your piece get that piece covered no one wants to see the piece plus isn't it a weird move
to sit down on the tile skin on tile it's very gross people be sweating on it i saw a dude and
this isn't even what i'm steaming on but i'll mention this i saw a dude walk in he was an older man walked in naked
towel over over shoulder and then one in his hand he laid down a towel that he was going to sit on
sat down peace out then covered up just his junk with the other towel but didn't drape it over both
legs just had it enough to where it was covering his piece like he was trying to tan his hip flexors.
It's just not necessary.
That's an alpha move.
I love it.
I'm going to start doing that.
But you know what?
As much as that bothered me...
I'm going to start doing that at my apartment.
That didn't bother me.
Sal's going to walk into the bathroom and be like,
what are you doing in here?
That didn't bother me as much as this.
A dude walked in yesterday
with his workout gear on,
socks and shoes included,
and sat down. Shirt, socks and shoes included, and sat down.
Shirt, shorts, tennis shoes, and socks, and sat in the steam room for at least 10 minutes.
No one's doing that.
I can confirm.
Nobody is doing that.
That's not how it works.
And all I could think about was how smelly his shoes were.
You got to report that.
You don't come in this...
You don't have to report that.
It's not messing up your experience at all.
I feel like he's contaminating the steam room.
I agree.
It's going to smell like an eighth grade football locker room.
The steam room is full of just man sweat and man funk.
I don't need tennis shoes in there.
It's not making it worse.
I promise you.
It grosses me out.
Those rooms are gross.
I'm actually surprised that you use a steam room so much.
They're tight.
It does put out germ vibes. They clean the shit I'm actually surprised that you use the steam rooms. They're tight. No, they're tight.
It does put out germ vibes.
They clean the shit out of them.
That place is immaculate.
You have to shower immediately after.
Yeah.
Otherwise, you reabsorb the toxins.
That's what somebody told me.
Yeah, no one wants to retoxify.
Now, once the toxins are out, I'm done with them.
Chunk dues, bye.
Can I steam real quick?
Please steam.
I have not one, but two things I need to steam on.
What?
One of them just popped into my head,
and it's literally the most infuriating thing of all time.
I parked the other day at my apartment,
and I go to the elevator to go up,
because I'm lazy,
and next to the elevator,
I see an empty kombucha bottle sitting on the ground
in the parking garage,
and I see two, not one, but two,
empty smoothie containers
from a smoothie place down the street just sitting next to the elevator door.
Wait, so the kombucha bottle was just void of any calm?
It was no calm.
Everything was empty.
What kind of trash person that's heading to their apartment leaves the empty containers next to the elevator door?
Dude, speaking of your apartment, I just thought of what I'm steaming on.
Okay.
Are you ready?
The maze that is his apartment garage?
Do you want to finish?
Is your steam over?
Can we turn it off?
Is it still fired up?
That steam is over.
Okay.
I just want the people in my apartment to know that I'm on the lookout for you.
All right.
Let me hit the steam button and get some more steam in here.
I was leaving your apartment yesterday, Will.
We had a little powwow.
I was leaving.
And you get in the elevator solo go down to the floor i'm supposed to get off on as it opens there's a woman waiting to get on
proper protocol of course is to let the person exit before you enter everybody knows not only
did she enter before i even had a chance she was had one of those hotel carts that you put
all your luggage on. She had one of those bad boys.
You could rent those
at my apartment. I made a move to exit. She goes,
oh, I'm sorry. She started laughing. I was like,
actually, I need to get off. She's like, oh, I'm
so sorry. She kept doing it.
She pulled all the way in.
I had to shimmy my
way out of there because this
enormous cart. Dave Dave what's going on
dude Dave's getting pointed to the sky just roll with it no one's doing that with their mics
anyway 2k19 people who people who enter the elevator before giving people a chance to get off
I'm steaming on you I agree do that I feel like we've bunched and burned on that before
that's that's no one's done with a cart like that that. I feel like we've bunsen burned on that before.
But no one's done with a cart like that.
I was baffled.
Can we steam on
one more thing?
Please.
One last thing.
Dude, what's up
with airplane Wi-Fi?
Oh, yeah.
First and foremost,
why am I still
paying for this?
Every plane's got it.
Just give it to me.
I'm paying a lot of
money to be on
Why are you just
at Southwest?
Two.
It's eight bucks,
right?
Southwest, yeah. It was free bucks, right? Southwest, yeah.
It was free on the way to San Diego, eight bucks on the way back.
They already let you fly free with it.
Why is it different, first of all?
They had different planes.
I mean, our second plane was bootleg as hell.
I don't hate it.
If they're going to let me fly free with my bags and check them for free, I'm down to pay eight bucks.
Fair, but most places aren't.
Most places aren't.
Correct.
Shouldn't the Wi-Fi work really well for-fi work yes that's the more important thing if i'm paying you good honest money for that wi-fi i better be able to do every single thing i want to do on there i get it if you don't
want me to stream youtube videos that's a lot of bandwidth i get that but you need to at least let
me refresh my twitter feed or check instagram i don't think loading a few jpeg images is that
much to ask.
Look, if I can't check Twitter,
why do I need your Wi-Fi?
That's the only reason I need Wi-Fi.
It's literally text.
Yeah.
A tweet is like one kilobyte.
I'm surprised that there was an issue with that
because I was able to watch
the majority of the Texans-Colts game
on my phone.
I think it was because people like you
were probably taking more bandwidth.
Dylan, too.
That poor girl in the middle of us. But then it shut off in a crucial part of the game yes it did i kept looking over
at your phone and i was like i didn't want to talk to you because she was like right in between us
and it was a little awkward uh by the way best seat in town her yeah she got to sit between double
d she was sucked she looked excited i was sitting behind you guys and when she saw that there was a
spot between you two she clearly had the like the look in her eye that was like, two good-looking, fit dudes that I can
sit between.
She was very happy about this.
She also, before we got off the plane...
She was very aroused the whole time.
She came up to me and was like, hey, just want to thank you for what you've done.
Best of luck in the future with the podcast.
The woman next to me sat down and could not have gone to sleep faster, and she did not
move for the entire flight.
That's what you want.
She was dead weight.
It was awesome.
That's what you want.
Awesome.
But that's all I have to say about that.
I don't know if we can still cite Louis C.K. bits,
but isn't there an older Louis C.K. bit
about bitching about airplane Wi-Fi?
I don't know.
It's actually one of his better bits.
I don't take in his content.
Oh, dude.
You were yesterday.
We can't do episode one just gassing up Louis C.K.
I don't think that's a good look.
I just acknowledged that there was a bit.
Are we done with the steam room?
Should we throw our towels in the bin and move on?
Hit the showers?
Yeah, we can do that.
Okay.
Go right to the shower.
Yeah.
What are your thoughts on the showers, the in-house shampoo body wash?
So I bring face wash into the shower with me.
I use that for hair and everything else,
and then I hit my face wash.
You hit...
They have a...
Each shower has a...
You use their blend for your hair.
It's a two-in-one.
It's actually pretty good.
You use their for...
It's decent, but don't use it on your face.
It'll dry your face out.
I know I just added my dad
for joining Facebook groups
and contributing them.
He also bought me a, like,
giant bottle of Old Spice swagger two-in-one
body wash for when i was home i can't it's too pungent i can't do that yeah lifetime has their
own proprietary blend of two-in-one really and it is quite nice for you know a mass-produced
thing like that i overuse it i'm an over pum what else? The old gym I used to go to,
I'm not going to add them.
Maybe I will.
It's Gold's Gym.
Oftentimes,
when I used to shower there,
their dispensers would be
just completely empty.
Their shower sitch was terrible.
It was bad.
Lifetime,
always completely full.
That's the beauty of it.
It's a country club.
They take care of you.
You know what I have to prepare for
doing this podcast now?
What?
We don't have to toss it to break
and I got to pee so bad.
I know. I was thinking about that. We can't toss to break on this new format? I mean, what's going to What? We don't have to toss it to break and I got to pee so bad. I know.
I was thinking about that.
We can't toss to break
on this new format?
I mean,
what's going to happen?
We can,
but we literally have
one more thing left.
Okay.
Hey,
we can,
let's toss it
and then if there's another podcast
that needs to get promoted,
I'm looking at somebody.
I'm looking at two people.
All right, Dave,
get out of here.
Okay.
Yeah,
go get a tinky.
We'll talk about our shit.
Yeah.
Just don't, don't be, don't mic of this Okay. Yeah, go get a tinky. We'll talk about our shit. Yeah. Just don't mic at this
and be loud opening the door and stuff.
That's not what we're doing over here.
I will say this.
Some things never change.
Because Dave's leaving
and there's probably some extra noises going on,
I do want to say...
Yeah, that's noisy.
Yeah, Dave could not...
Our man's just shut the door all the way like that's not the move
yeah that that wasn't the move all right i'll say this um first of all special thank you to uh
early bird cbd absolutely they are letting us use their podcast studio they're the homies uh
that being said the podcast producer is yours truly if there are issues with this and you hear like noises you don't want to hear, stuff like that, we're working out the kinks.
This is the worst it'll be.
We're going to get better.
I apologize.
Just wanted to get that out there.
Grassroots stuff.
Let's talk about our other podcast while Dave's out of the room.
Go ahead, Dylan.
Can I go first?
Kick it off.
Mine probably needs a little bit more help than yours since yours is already up and running.
Yeah, mine's crushing it.
So I had a podcast before. was called the mailbag many of
you listened to it and i appreciate you um the mailbag is continuing however it's going to have
a different name now uh it is now operating under the mail-in the mail-in podcast and you'll be able
to find that of course on spotify it SoundCloud, wherever you listen to your podcast.
It's going to be there.
Socials will be up and running here very soon.
I'm still working on a logo.
By the time this airs, hopefully I'll have a logo done.
I'm not sure.
But it's going to be the same content.
I'm not sure, however, yet if I'm going to do a revolving guest or if I'm going to have a permanent co-host.
We'll see.
But it's going to be better than ever.
Listen to it.
Subscribe.
Five stars.
Review it.
All that stuff.
Just put it on your radar.
Yes.
It's going to go live very, very soon.
As for me,
all systems are go with the Sunday Scaries podcast.
It's the same feed.
Literally nothing has changed.
Be on the lookout for it.
The only thing that might change
is I might throw in an extra episode
every couple weeks. It might be six episodes a month I might do it, throw in an extra episode every couple of weeks.
It might be six episodes a month as opposed to four.
Is that a bonus episode?
You might get,
you might be getting some Wednesday episodes on things I enjoy.
Maybe some interviews.
It's,
it's,
we'll see.
You're crazy for that.
I know.
Uh,
but yeah,
you can find that anywhere podcasts are found.
You can also follow it at Sunday Scaries on Twitter,
at Sunday dot Scaries on Instagram.
Uh, all right. Now that Daveave's back he got so just just one tank he was gotten on by my count just
a single tank just to be clear uh dave while you were gone i did apologize for any audio issues
that we may be having just because you know i told him we're i'm a greenhorn right now i'm
pressing that record button and just hoping that things go well enough that you know people don't
complain about like metal cups hitting the ground and stuff.
This isn't the first time recording in here,
but no,
it's not.
We've,
we've done it a few times and I think those turned out.
Okay.
I think they did too.
I think we're going to be just,
the studio is capable.
Any issue that you have is not because of the studio.
It's because of me.
It's on you.
Yeah.
Like I'll,
I'll be upfront and honest about that.
Uh,
can I ask the question that everyone's asking?
Please. What's next for question that everyone's asking? Please.
What's next for circling back in
2019?
It's 2019.
You gotta say 2019. You do it.
What's next for circling back
in 2019?
Damn, that was kind of sultry.
Yeah. This is hot, Dave.
It's a new character I've been
workshopping. Dave just, dave just he just he just
stefan or keld it and just walked into the bathroom and came out as hot dave
i'm doing something that no one's done why do you have zach moore's hair underneath your hat right
now i'll take any hair under this hat okay i'm going lulu bottoms outdoor voices top
most people don't mix the two but i'm trying trying it out. It's something new. Bougie as hell, man.
Yeah.
Your boy's going, I would go voice his top and bottom right now.
Really?
You're doubling up?
Yeah.
Dylan's just over here wearing a PGP shirt.
I like that move.
This is actually a touching base shirt, sir.
Oh, tight.
Yeah.
Shouts to the old pod.
Dylan's the dude in the jam rocking PGP shirts.
I do.
I've noticed that.
I love that.
It's a good workout shirt
Can we explain what's next for touching
No, I only said because I didn't know what to say
So that's why I challenged you
Because I really don't know what's next
I'll take a stab at it
We're going to do more podcasts
We're going to be recording much like we did touching base
We're going to be doing
I don't know if we can talk about the exact plan of
Where
Can we?
I have no issue with it.
Patreon?
I have no issue with it.
Okay.
The plan right now is we're going to be giving you guys two free episodes per week with the standard ad reads like you're used to on Touching Base and the other podcasts that we do.
You know where we make it conversational and drag it on for 18 minutes?
Yes.
And y'all get mad?
that we do.
You know where we make it conversational and drag it on for 18 minutes?
Yes.
And y'all get mad.
And we're going to be doing
one ad-free podcast per week
that's going to live on Patreon.
And it's going to be a premium podcast.
Okay?
One a week.
And those, I believe,
are going to be voicemail hotline episodes.
Those are always a lot of fun.
So if that's your thing,
you're going to want to subscribe.
There could be some bonus content, too. Bonus some bachelor bachelorette content i don't
know man if you follow us on our social medias you can probably guess what it is we interviewed
you'll learn more about it if you just follow us on the social feeds of course but that's the plan
as of now i'll i'll just let me break let's just say, break the news. We had the chance to interview Iggy, finally.
No, no, no, no.
I just do I.
Can we actually, we can say who we interviewed, right, for real?
Yeah, we interviewed Colton and we interviewed Chris Harris.
We get Chris Harrison.
Interview has been done.
It's actually really, really good.
No lie, he is one of the people I've wanted to interview
since we started doing anything Bachelor,
just because I think his entire,
Chris Harrison is a fascinating
dude, and he was awesome.
It's a great interview.
Colton had a great interview. Let's save some gas.
Let's save some gas for the episodes.
We got Chris Harrison.
I think it is worth noting. We will be having
a Patreon. I know this isn't ideal for everybody,
but that's what's happening, because you've got to support
the squad. You've got to run a business here.
All the people who said they would be down to contribute for a Patreon,
we just need you to.
It's judgment day.
Yeah, we need you to do that.
For the price of what we think is going to be a $5 footlong,
you can get our premium content, and we're going to do stuff.
You won't believe the stuff we talk about.
It's going to blow your fucking socks off.
If that's not for you, that's okay.
You still get two free Eppies a week.
Yeah.
We're going to hook you up no matter what.
But we, I mean, I'm just going to be upfront and honest about it.
Circumstances have changed where we can't just be giving out free content all the time.
But ad-free, that's kind of tight.
An ad-free pod, that's just 100% content.
And they'll be all about you.
A lot of listener voicemails.
Yes.
A lot of listener questions.
It's currently in the infant stage, but i am currently in the process of
setting up a very easy website for you to submit your written questions and we will have hotlines
set up for your voicemails yes the hotline will be live probably this afternoon wow pretty cocky
couple days maybe we're not doing those click noises i'm sorry that's such a mic i don't know
what i'm doing did i tell you i had a pledge it's been a while since i potted i I had a Pledge brother who had a nervous, I don't know if it was a nervous tick, but
his tick was a click.
Like, I probably told this story.
Yeah, you told me.
And he just, poor guy.
That stinks.
Yeah.
It didn't come into like, well, we won't get into that.
It didn't what?
It didn't come into being until later on in Pledge Ship, which is unfortunate timing.
Oh, so the extreme mental anxiety and anguish he was enduring
led him to develop a tic.
Is that what you're saying?
You love to hear that.
You love to hear that.
It just ruined his life.
He transferred the next year, true story.
If it was me and I saw those actives today, it would be on site.
We saw one
yesterday oh yeah oh yeah shout out to danny shout out to danny wait a haze danny danny rocks that
yellow rg shirt only you have there's only two in the world and y'all are the two dudes wearing
them and it just so happens y'all look alike from behind i can make a dirty joke there, but I'm not. Y'all are both toting that wagon.
Yeah.
Radio flyers.
What's wrong with y'all?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Too much tea.
What else is next for us?
Does that cover it?
We have a lot of fun stuff.
I think for right now, that's the immediate plan
just to put on everyone's radar.
We're going to be doing pretty much same content,
but better.
I will say this.
The more we get support right now, me doing you know pretty much same content uh but better because i will say this if you the more
the more we get support right now the more opportunities will open up in the future a lot of
work is done in the beginning of podcasts when you know people are subscribing for the first
time reviewing for the first time a lot of responsibility falls on you and the higher
it climbs on the charts,
the more exposure it gets.
It's a beautiful thing.
Look, I want top three on the comedy chart.
I do too.
That's what I want.
Look, my mailbag, when I launched it,
reached number four.
Why can't we hit three?
This is a better, well-oiled machine.
Your boy, I don't want to stunt too hard.
Scary's hit three.
I almost want two.
Let's get two.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it. If we're going to get two, why not just get one?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Joe Rogan's got that top spot.
I'll be honest.
I respect the making of Murderer Girls, but they need to get knocked down a peg just one
time.
Yeah.
You think Joe Rogan, when he gets Kanye on, do you think that'll move him from one?
Yeah, it might.
What's above one?
God tier.
He'll be on God tier when he gets Ye, right?
Yeah.
We need to do an entire podcast
breaking recapping that podcast i'm sure we will also there's no bell to ring anymore we need to
acquire a bell shout out to the dude who snapped me substitute teaching and saying that instead of
doing the lesson plan he was just going to play a rogan for the class and then he rang the bell i don't know uh should we get out of here i think we should
where can everyone follow you dylan follow me as always at d chivalry on instagram and twitter
that's c-h-e-v-e-r-e-r-e dave you can follow me on twitter and Snap at dcarterruff on Instagram at dcruff.
I got a couple off in the last few days.
Go check it out, including one with Chris Harrison
that Dylan alleges that I cucked him with.
You know what?
I might get that same picture off myself.
I don't even care.
I break the rules.
Well, and Dylan got mad that I posted it,
and this is minutes after he posted an Instagram story
that he altered the pic so it's just him and Chris Harrison
and posted that as a story.
Cut Will and I out.
Don't you know why I did that, though?
No, I don't.
I was trying to throw fuel onto the,
is Dylan going to be on the Bachelorette fire?
No one thought that.
It's not burning.
Dude, you're way.
That's been an odd set.
You would be the oldest Bachelor in history.
That's not true.
Ari was on there.
How old was Ari?
Like 37? How old was Ari? Like 37?
How old are you?
I'm younger than that.
That's all you need to know.
I set up that whole picture, Dave.
I went and got Chad to introduce us,
and I had him take the picture.
It was on my phone.
Save some content.
Save our Chris Harrison stories
for the actual Chris Harrison pod.
Yeah, dude, we're trying to get people
to pay for this shit.
Come on.
My point is, I'm sweating.
My point is, I'm getting that same pick-off.
Did you get shot by a shotgun?
Yeah.
Birdshot?
I got shot by a shotgun.
Dude, Dylan's hella sweaty right now.
I'm getting that pick-off
and you're not going to stop me.
I don't really care.
I did it.
And if you do try it,
it's going to be on site.
If you want to go follow me,
you can follow me at Will DeFreeze on both Twitter and Instagram.
But honestly, I don't even care.
Make sure to follow Circling Back Pod on Twitter and on Instagram.
Stack followers.
Tell your friends.
What's your peach?
What?
What's your peach?
Oh, at Circling Back Pod on peach.
Hey, can we get intern Peyton back in the mix?
I thought about just doing that text that just says what if I told you
she'll be back
let's get the
let's get the intern
that'll sleep at our studio
I don't think we want him anymore
damn
that would be weird
yeah it would be
just
just curled up around the microphones
on the studio table
sleeping
it's not a good look
nah
hey and if Dylan does
get that gram off
make sure you go
you go comment on it that Dave had it first.
Wow.
That's savage.
How sorry is this, though?
He was like, hey, share those pics with me,
because they were on my phone.
I was like, all right, here you go.
Well, yeah, I was clearly going to post it.
A rising tide lifts all ships, guys.
Come on, shut up.
This isn't going to work.
That's it.
I'm going to Vox.
Less.
Yeah.
Let's get out of here.
I got to hit E-Bombs World back.
All right, we'll see you guys next time. Viral video coordinator. Yeah. See you guys next time. Yeah. Let's get it. I got to hit E-bombs World back. All right. We'll see you guys.
Viral video coordinator.
Yeah.
See you guys next time.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.