Circling Back - Oktoberfest, Succession, & El Camino
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all right we're back circling back podcast live in the early emergency studio in austin texas my
name is will defriest to my right dave roth oh sorry i wasn't ready i was just booking my uh
fifth october fest for next year.
I think we got to talk about this off top.
Yeah.
Let's get Dylan's introduction out of the way just so we can get right to it.
Check the timestamp.
33.
Oh, my God.
It's a new record.
It might be. It might be close to a new record.
Yeah, it's got to be.
It might be close.
Hey, I'm very glad to be here, man.
It's good to have you here.
It was a fairly strong weekend.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Sports weren't great, but good weekend nonetheless. Depends what side you're on. here, man. It's good to have you here. It was a fairly strong weekend. Yeah? Yeah. Sports weren't great, but good weekend nonetheless.
Depends what side you're on.
Well, yeah.
You know, it was great.
I say that would be subjective.
Fair.
Yeah.
Oktoberfest 2019 was apparently lit.
Oh, my.
This is like just before the buzzer.
This hit our Twitter feed because someone just tagged us in this series of videos.
So I
used the translate feature
on the first tweet
from
Moriste in Madrid.
M-O-R-I-S-T-E-E-N
M-A-D-R-I-D.
There you go.
And if you
translate the first tweet of the thread,
it says,
Hashtag Oktoberfest 2019 in Germany.
It's like the convention of the most deranged and degenerated.
Is that a word?
Degenerated?
Sure.
People in the world,
calm as if nothing,
watch the videos.
So obviously there's something lost in translation here.
But what we're getting to is that
this thread of videos is one of the more lit.
Should we describe what's going on?
What comes out of the gate very hot.
With some casual open drug use.
Just the first one is enough for me.
Like, oh wow, I didn't know Oktoberfest was like this.
But it's a few young ladies
sitting around a table,
like a bench type of situation
with a bunch of beers
on the table and about seven lines of coke and
they're just openly doing coke in front of everybody okay yeah wow that's a good tone setter
not a huge coke guy myself so i'm not really sure the best like you know places to do it but in the
power rank is the places that i would assume that you would do it i don't think doing it on the
table the the guy bringing the beers literally slides a beer over their lines of coke
in order to give the beer to them.
Like, they're cool with it.
Also, let me point out
that it is a broad daylight
to middle of the day
when they're doing this.
Yeah.
So let's move on.
Let's go to the next one.
To be clear,
cocaine is not legal in Germany.
Okay.
That's good to know.
The next one is a very drunk man
lifting a girl up.
It exposes her under undercarriage if you will
and she doesn't look look to be wearing any underwear and then he slips and then he slips
and they fall down how he does not break his wrist is beyond me to be fair if i'm wearing one of those
if i'm wearing like one of those outfits to octoberfest there's a decent chance that i'm
like no i'm not gonna go with the uh underwear on this one. Like, just be free today.
Let's go to the next video.
Are we sure?
Yeah.
Which shows two young men, one of which is on his knees, and he's doing a line of coke
off his buddy's dick.
Yeah.
Correct.
Yeah.
And the other friend is filming it and apparently he's showing
the guys the video that he just recorded of them doing that and they thought it was really funny
well the guy who has his um member out that is putting the cocaine on it he he visibly has
cocaine all over his face it looks like sunblock yeah yeah like you know like the yeah when i think
like billy might have had it yeah like the zinc sunblock on Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, like the, yeah. When I think like Billy might've had it.
Yeah.
Like the zinc sunblock on like stranger things.
Like this guy just has Coke instead of sunblock.
These guys are just having the best time.
I don't want to describe the next video.
Someone else can do that.
Uh, it is an act.
Um, a sexual act, sexual act, uh, very public.
Um, it involves, that involves...
Fingers in private parts.
Correct.
And they had no shame.
And there's a guy hanging from the rafters.
There's a guy pissing in front of...
You just got to go look at this thread.
There's a guy pissing in front of everyone.
I will say, if you look at the thread,
for me, the best video was the final one.
The guy sliding across the wood deck, it looked like.
Yeah, there's a wood deck that's clearly covered.
It must have rained or something that day.
I assume it's rained because I can't imagine so much beer gets spilled here that it looks like it rained.
But there's just a naked man who starts out of frame,
slides across it on his stomach to go out of frame again.
Yeah, which was awesome.
I feel like he did this once and then the person taking the video was like, hey, can you do it one more time?
We got to get this.
Did y'all know Oktoberfest was this out of control?
No, I've never been.
I want to go.
Can you say what you said before the podcast about it, Dave?
I don't remember that.
You're like, it might be a nightmare for me. I just had to pee the entire time. I did say that't remember that what i was saying you're like it
might be a nightmare for me i just had to pee the entire time i did say that and that's all i can
think about now because i'm like yeah you know what i would be doing because you're not it's
not like they're gonna have like deep eddie grapefruit on the menu like if you want to just
chill out for a little bit you know who knows no you're drinking giant beers you're drinking giant
beers and i don't do well with draft beer.
It makes me feel terrible, and also it just goes right through me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I don't.
I'm setting myself up for major L's if I go to Oktoberfest.
I've never been.
I don't have a huge desire to go.
I do like the outfits.
I like the outfits a lot.
I think they're fun.
If I went, I would go full outfit, like have a blast.
But in terms of European vacation stuff, that's not really on my list. We have a local version of it south of Austin.
It obviously doesn't compare to Oktoberfest, but Worst Fest.
Still never been.
It's a similar vibe, but it doesn't get like that.
My God.
Anyway.
Did you drink any Oktoberfest beers this weekend, Dylan?
You know what?
I went to the store, and I plan on picking up some nut brown ale.
Samuel Smith's nut brown ale.
Couldn't find it, could you?
By the way, all of you who sent me your messages about trying it, wow.
That conversation really made an impression on a lot of people.
Were you getting some nut brown picks?
So many.
I tried to find it, and I couldn't find it at my place.
I went to Whole Foods because I was going to get that
and the beer that Hashtag Chag recommended to us,
which was the Dogfish.
Dogfish Head.
Dogfish Head.
Pumpkin Ale, which is a brown ale.
It was good.
But I needed my Samuel Smith's.
I couldn't find it, man.
I bought the Bells of Michigan I couldn't find it, man.
I bought the Bells of Michigan Fames Octoberfest this weekend.
Probably my least favorite Bells beer I've ever had.
It wasn't the worst beer.
But I hold their beers in a high esteem.
I didn't really like it that much.
I drank DKRs all weekend.
Hell yeah.
Hydrating and getting drunk. With G2.
You love to see it.
Oh, it was great.
Oh, you cut it with like the lower stuff.
Yeah.
Wow.
I went extra on the lime.
You're crazy.
It was very good.
You're crazy.
If you don't know what a DKR is, I guess I can tell you all.
It's not proprietary, but it's vodka, ice, blue Gatorade, preferably the G2.
I thought it was purple.
Is it purple?
I've always gone with purple.
Maybe mine was purple.
Mine was purple.
I don't drink blue.
I only drink Riptide Rush.
It wasn't like the blue, like the powder blue Gatorade.
Yeah.
You need like the purple.
Yeah.
And then squeeze limes in there. Multiple limes.
And it's a great
golf course drink.
It's very refreshing.
It's not seasonal necessarily.
We're kind of out of that season.
It's a good hangover drink.
But it's good.
It's a good tailgating.
I learned it tailgating.
Very happy with that.
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weekend i watched some football hung out with the homie a little bit yeah yeah how'd it go for you
overall you know the football could have gone better.
The Texas offense decided not to show up.
I was bummed.
I didn't get to watch any of it.
I was following it.
OU was pretty much in control.
Texas did tie it up in the third quarter.
I mean, yeah, it was 10-10.
Okay.
But then OU just turned it on. From what it looked like in the first half, OU should have been up more.
Oh, my gosh.
And it was a miracle Texas was only down a touchdown, I think.
I think I tweeted.
I think I actually texted y'all that.
I said, yeah, it's a miracle Texas is only down seven
because OU was just moving up and down the field.
But they had trouble punching it in when they got down in the red zone.
Couldn't finish.
A couple turnovers by my boy Jalen Hurts.
But, yeah.
I'm sure you loved that.
Texas did not win the game.
They covered.
Do they have a chance?
They have a chance to meet OU in the Big 12 Championship.
Do they have a chance at the end of the game?
I mean, my bad.
No.
They scored a touchdown and bring it within seven.
Okay.
Then they tried an onside kick.
Did not get it.
Onside kick had potential.
Yeah.
So, my GameCast app or the ESPN app, Okay. Then they tried an onside kick. Did not get it. Onside kick had potential. Yeah.
So my GameCast app or the ESPN app, it will tell you who has the ball,
like which team has the dot next to it.
Yeah.
And after Texas scored, the dot didn't move.
And, like, I checked it five minutes later and it was still on Texas.
Like, oh, Texas has the ball again?
And, yeah, it totally threw me off. Yeah.
I mean, the onside kick, it did what most onside kicks do.
It gave you a quick tenth of a second glimmer of hope, like, oh my God.
And then it just went out of bounds, and it was like, oh.
The boys, that happened to the boys yesterday.
Yep.
Yeah.
The fucking boys.
What's their deal, David?
Jason Garrett.
Man, I.
You don't have to get into it, but.
No.
You want to call for some heads right now?
Yeah, I do.
When your team shows up uninspired and flat
time after time
and they have to play catch up because they
decide to pick it up halfway through the game,
that's coaching. That's bad coaching.
They don't want to play for that guy.
That's kind of how I feel about Texas right now.
Really?
Big games they've been like big games
they've been playing from behind like mad and it feels like they can never claw back lsu is badass
though oh no no i'm not saying you know you're both very no i'm not saying i'm not saying that
they shouldn't have lost these games like i think they lost to two better teams but what i'm saying
is that like the entire lsu game they were either down two scores or one score and they never got it
to the point where i was like oh oh, confident that they could come back.
It was like they were always just chipping away from behind.
Yeah, the Cowboys were getting stomped out by an 0-4 Jets team.
They're hungry, man.
By like 18 or something, and then like,
okay, let's start playing a little football now.
That's what I mean.
I want you guys to be happy.
I want Inter and Klein to be happy.
I want everyone to be happy.
That being said, I was going to be kind of annoyed last night
had the Cowboys come back and won that game
because I was going to be like, of course they did.
Like, yeah.
I kind of knew.
I knew it was going to come down to a two-point,
and I didn't have any confidence that they'd be able to get it.
I don't know.
We were talking about it before the podcast.
I mean, we're not like X's and O's guys,
but it sure looked like somebody should
have been there to pick up that blitz it was pretty obvious they were fucking bringing the
house it was awful dude what you that's what you do isn't that what you do on every two-point
conversion you just bring the house i like i feel like that's just what you do greg williams
he's a guy who he what was the greg williams quote you love don't say i love it i'm not hoping that
guys get cTE and die.
You know it shockingly well.
Just kill the head, kill the mind, kill the body.
Something to that effect.
Yeah, that dude's bringing the house.
I don't know.
Like Dave said, not an X's and O's guy,
but it felt like an obvious play call.
I've got no faith in them.
They're going to get Eagles lost too.
I think they've got Philly next week or this week. They're going to get Eagles lost too. I think they've got Philly next week or this week.
They're going to get stomped out.
Some angry Cowboys fans will probably tweet
me tonight when the Lions end up getting their shit
kicked in by the Packers
at Lambeau.
I'll probably tweet you. Excited for that.
Courtesy of Brett,
I had a top
five hangover of 2019 on Saturday.
There's been a theme in your life since Brett's been here.
Dude, I might have to stop hanging out with Brett.
Might have to stop hanging out with Brett.
We kind of got an afterthought.
Is he a bad influence?
I can't hang with the young guns anymore.
Like, I just, I mean, I asked Brett before this,
like how many steins he thinks he could take down at Oktoberfest,
and he said 10.
I said two before I how many steins he thinks he could take down at Oktoberfest, and he said 10. I said 2 before I'm hammered.
So there's a discrepancy between us right now.
If you're going all day, I feel like 9 a.m. to midnight, 10 is pretty good.
Okay, that's fair.
How big is a stein?
16 ounces?
No, no, no.
These are the big ones.
These are huge.
These are German beers, too.
Oktober, I'll look it up.
Did y'all do it at the Austin Oktoberfest?
Did y'all basically just recreate those videos we just talked about?
Exactly.
When I heard that there was a video out there of dudes doing coke off of each other's private parts,
I was like, oh, so someone else was there Friday night with Brett and I.
These are one liter each.
What's one liter to ounces?
These are one liter each.
What's one liter to ounces?
One liter to ounces is 33.84 ounces.
Yeah, that's what I said, dude.
This isn't... Okay.
This is three beers in every single one.
Yeah, then throttle that back.
I would not have survived.
That being said, when they're putting these steins down in these videos,
there's a lot of foam in these.
They're not drinking 33 ounces every time.
I had one of the better Fridays.
I think I had my favorite day in Austin, actually.
Dude, Friday was fun.
The weather was incredible.
It was like 50 degrees.
Hung out with Randy for a couple hours.
He called me up.
Oh, yeah.
We were watching Cheddar Business for a minute.
It was great.
He didn't know who I was at first.
We've met before, but he was like, wait.
I thought I had a different breath.
But no, I walked in.
He was doing this thing where he was on the stairs.
That's his spot.
That's like his greeting spot.
It's kind of like peeking around the corner.
He just wasn't sure.
And then it was like, have you ever seen the video of the dog who has a favorite chew toy?
And then a life-size costume of that chew toy comes out?
Yeah.
And the dog is really scared at first.
And then all of a sudden just goes absolutely insane once he realizes it's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's what Randy did.
So he was kind of nervous at first.
And he sneaked up and stepped in my hand.
You were his giant chew toy.
Yeah, his giant chew toy. That's a great video. Isn't it his giant chew toy. Yeah. Just giant. That's a great video.
Isn't it Gumby?
It is Gumby.
Yeah.
It's a great, that's one of the all time great feel good videos.
That dog goes nuts.
Gumby.
So Randy went absolutely nuts.
He was doing laps around your house.
Zoomies.
So he was doing zoomies inside.
Let's do zoomies outside.
Randy, let's, let's hit it.
What a dog, man.
Yeah.
He'll get zoomie on you.
Yeah.
How fucking miserable is zoomies?
Fucking call it, call the damn kid little Boosie cause he's zooming. Man. He'll get zoomie on you. Yeah. How fucking miserable is zoomies? I can call it,
call the damn kid little Boosie.
Cause he's zooming.
Man.
So I was on a call actually at your house.
It was the whole time.
I was like,
you're doing business in the house.
Yeah.
That's Brett for you.
It's not zoned for that.
He was using your landline.
It was tight.
It sounded okay.
But the whole time it was just like watching you on the nest cams the whole
time.
Were you,
did you see me on the,
on the call?
I was doing the, I was was literally doing laps around your house,
and Randy was playing tug with Randy at the same time.
Really?
So it was like one hand on the phone,
one hand playing tug with Randy.
God.
I had one hand in my pocket, the other one.
But then Will and I had a big Friday night.
It was fun.
Well, I told Brett earlier in the day,
I was like, today's a day for drinking beers.
We got to go out and have some beers.
We did.
And he's like, where should we go?
And I was like, give me some time.
I got to think of the perfect scenario for us to be in.
And I think I kind of crushed it.
You nailed it.
Absolutely nailed it.
There was a,
what appeared to be like a rehearsal dinner post party.
Does that make sense?
Am I saying that right?
A rehearsal dinner post party at the make sense yeah am i saying that right a rehearsal dinner post party
at the same bar we were at and so will and i kind of ended up we were sitting like right next to it
as a closed off section we were kind of ended up like we were commentating on the party like oh
this we were surrounded by everybody like we essentially were at this rehearsal dinner yeah
we we almost introduced ourselves and try to get in What bar was this? It's called Easy Tiger.
It's on...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's a great post-rehearsal dinner spot.
It's also just great.
When the weather starts cooling down,
I mean, we were sitting outside in jackets
enjoying ourselves, live music,
Stein's a beer in front of us,
just eating German boards.
It was great.
Doubled up on the beer cheese,
which was smart.
And then we ended up going somewhere I've never been before, even though I live right next door to it. Well, up on the beer cheese which was smart and then we ended up
going somewhere
I've never been before
even though I live
right next door to it
well hold on one sec
okay
I want to shout out
the band
Vody
I believe it's V-O-D-I
because they were
this rehearsal dinner
as entertainment
and might have been
my favorite
live cover band
I've ever heard
in my life
it was
it was amazing stuff
wow they had a playlist that just hit Bruce Springsteen hell yeah Van Morrison Live cover band I've ever heard in my life. It was amazing stuff. Wow.
They had a playlist that just hit.
Bruce Springsteen.
Hell yeah.
Van Morrison.
Paul Simon.
Like, exactly what you wanted with Cool Weather finally here.
Not Celine Dion.
Who's Rumors?
I can't think of it.
Fleetwood Mac.
Fleetwood Mac.
The Eagles. It was just, everything was just killing.
The girls loved some Rumors album. Oh yeah. Fleetwood. It was just, everything was just killing. I bet the girls loved some Rumors album.
Oh, yeah.
Fleetwood.
It did well.
And you could tell, like,
the moms and aunts
were all getting,
it was like the first time
they drank in a while.
Oh, yeah.
The uncles and the dads
were all getting into it.
Started doing cokes
off each other's wieners.
Didn't see any of that.
We did have a big-ass
bratwurst, though.
It was fun.
I don't know about the food
such at Easy Tiger,
but I do know like
the atmosphere and and booze brett and i had a board it came with a giant pretzel it came with
two sausages it came with some beer cheese which i learned brett is a big beer cheese guy so you
gotta do coke off the sausages we didn't we thought about it oh and then oh yeah i would
do that that's actually that's smart yeah that's a good compromise yeah you still get the sensation
so when you said y'all had a bunch of beer i thought you're talking about nose beers ball. I would do that. That's actually smart. That's a good compromise. You still get the sensation.
So when you said y'all had a bunch of beer, I thought you were talking about nose beers.
No, just regular liquid
beers. Mouth beers.
I did do a Red Bull block.
Let's just call them mouth beers.
That's like ball golf.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, if you ever say ball golf
unironically to me, I'm done with you. I'm hashtag canceling you you ever say ball golf unironically to me I'm done with you
I'm hashtag canceling you
what is ball golf
it's what disc golf people call regular golf
some disc golf people
mainly J-Bone
I think J-Bone was doing it just to troll
which worked well
obviously I'm still talking about it
then where did we go next
we walked from Easy Tire
it was nice because it was like 50 degrees
we had some fits on.
We went to West 6th.
We did.
Did a Red Bull vodka.
And then some in...
Dude, you got to chill on those.
I do.
I'm worried about you.
He won't, dude.
My heart's going to explode one day, man.
Dude, my heart almost exploded.
It's going to be like Kill Bill.
At the old Austin Pond Hockey Club yesterday,
your boy was not feeling good.
I skated for half an hour for the first time in three years
and my heart almost exploded.
When you're at your house just casually mixing a cocktail,
do you just make Red Bull vodkas?
Can't say that I've ever done that.
Okay, okay.
That would be concerning.
We might have to have a talk.
Yeah, don't do that.
But in some conversation we were having on a at, on a bar West six,
we were like,
let's go to the broken spoke.
And we did the broken spoke was used in front at lights as a place for a lot
of scenes that they taped.
And I had never been there.
It's not,
it's not an intimidating place,
but like you go there for a certain vibe.
There's,
there's people who go there and they're serious about two stepping.
Yeah.
And that's,
that's always been the concern.
And one thing that kept me away for a long time was the fact that someone told me that if you are on the
side of the dance floor and a lady approaches you and wants to dance you have to dance with her or
else you just get roasted and that's always scared me yeah luckily for us there are two different
parts of the bar one with the dance floor one with not brett and i chose to do the one not
so also uh broken spoke is where garth brooks did a surprise show during South By a few years ago.
It's also the cover of George Strait's new album.
Correct.
We were hoping for like a Lil Uzi Vert show there.
He didn't show.
Yeah, we thought there'd be like a late night show from ACL or something.
Like maybe Spacey Casey runs through.
I can see that.
Easily.
That'd be lit.
Yeah, it would have been too lit.
What if we just didn't tell anybody and it was
just Brett and I standing there on the dance floor
with a Lone Star in our hand just
watching Casey. She's fantastic.
After the picture of
Miller Lite that we did,
which contributed to the next day
feeling like absolute shit.
The amount of draft beer, I'm
convinced that draft beer is the enemy.
I've been told that draft beer makes your hangovers worse
than just drinking out of cans
because if they don't clean the tubes properly,
it brings grime.
Don't has that problem.
Whatever.
And apparently it makes you feel worse.
I've never heard that.
I've heard that too.
And so...
And it does.
Hangover test, draft beer all day kills me. I think it clears out. And so. And it does. I hang over test draft beer all day kills me.
I think it clears out.
I think this theory clears out.
And I don't know.
I woke up at nine.
And I think Rosie usually wakes up at seven.
Rosie looked at me at nine.
It was just like, you're disgusting.
And you're still solo.
She's like, let me the fuck out.
Yeah.
I have like three missed calls from Sally.
And she's like, you never sleep until nine.
Like, is everything okay?
And I was like, yeah yeah I got fucked up last night
I'm sorry and then
I went to bed at 830
on Saturday
830
that's disgusting
I respect that
you missed a lot of Pacific Coast
football I did it was tough I had it on
it was just playing while I was
passed out in my bed
oh well dave how's your golf trip well tell us about flounder you can maybe hear my voice i
sound a little bit uh grimy a little bit deep voice uh it went well it was very fun however
i woke up sunday um i i've developed a little bit of congestion in the chest, a little cough.
Were you and the boys doing nose beers off each other or something?
No, we didn't.
We were doing it off our wedges.
No, but it was fun.
So it was a dude's golf trip, 20 guys, lost pines in Frankston, Texas,
which getting there sucked.
Three and a half hours.
It's like south of Tyler.
It's not even that far on a map from here,
but just getting there is a pain in the ass but um the place is great stayed on the course they have
like this little motel looking thing that's right off the 18th green and uh leave the light on for
you they left the light on for us uh played a practice around friday and then we did a singles
so everybody keeps their own score in the morning and then they seed everybody and then we did a singles. So everybody keeps their own score in the morning, and then they seed everybody.
And then like the first top 10, they get to pick their player,
and that's going to be your partner for the two-man.
And then based on the two-man, then they do the same thing,
and then you pick your four-man for Sunday.
So I played a lot of golf,
even more because the guy who's supposed to be our a player on sunday
he um he got sick there was a little bug going around and he was like in a bad way he couldn't
play so i ended up being our a player and they gave us an extra shot so i was hitting two shots
per i was hitting double the shots oh so i swung a lot of golf clubs this weekend my body is it
feels better than i thought it would um other than the cough that I developed.
But like, yeah, it was intense.
I was legit worried that I wasn't going to be able to play.
But we had the glow-in-the-dark balls
because we would go out to the 18th Green at night
and hit chips and stuff.
It was kind of fun.
It was like classic, just dudes.
Guys being dudes.
Grilling steaks, grilled steaks Friday night,
ordered pizza Saturday.
It was fun.
I did not win, but I had a great time.
You know what the old saying is?
What's the old saying?
You win some, you lose some.
That's right.
Try to think of anything wild.
Nothing really wild happened.
How'd Flounder do?
That's what people want to know.
You know, I don't want to throw him under the bus.
He admitted on here that his golf game isn't where he wants it to be right now.
Well, there's a video of him taking his...
He was my partner in the two-man.
He was my partner in the four-man.
Maybe a putter toss or two happened.
He tossed multiple clubs.
Oh, is that a putter?
I think that was a way.
Oh.
I don't know what it was.
It wasn't his putter.
If your putter finds itself in a tree, you missed a knee knocker.
Yeah.
So, yeah, if you check me out at DC Rough on the Grub,
he was on there retrieving his club from the tree.
He wasn't having a great time.
I mean, he had fun, but I made it better.
Have you guys ever seen these?
It's a Bluetooth speaker.
Yeah, I've heard of these.
I got one recently.
It was pretty new technology.
And I had it in the car, and we were listening to music while we played golf.
Can you imagine?
No.
I mean, like 10 years ago, if I told you you're going to be playing golf,
listening to jams.
I'd say you're crazy.
Yeah.
You'd slap my face and say, let's go to Oktober golf, listening to jams. I'd say you're crazy. Yeah. Slap my face.
Say, let's go to Oktoberfest.
And do nose beers.
Do nose beers off each other.
Yeah, great weekend.
How long until every golf cart's just optimized?
That has like a plug-in?
Like, because I feel like at one point I would play golf at courses
that had like the screens.
GPS.
But I felt like that was becoming more and more a thing,
and now I feel like it's becoming less and less a thing.
I think it's expensive.
Yeah, I think it's expensive for the courts to actually maintain that,
so they're just not doing it.
I do enjoy those, though.
It tells you how far you are.
I love it.
Yeah.
You don't have to yell.
I'm the guy who doesn't have a range finder.
I know.
I need to get one so fucking bad.
Did you shoot it?
Did you shoot it?
It's so embarrassing to be the guy with that one that's like asking like,
hey, can you gun that for me?
So Clay had one of the better bits yesterday in the four man.
So there was only three of us.
We knew we weren't going to win.
So the entire day, his thing was he went full golf course scramble guy
to where he's like, hey, drive back to, you know,
if you saw a group on the other fairway or something around the t-box you know hey drive up to him and like i'd drive up
and he would yell like hey what are y'all at what are y'all at like the guy who's like really
interested to know what everybody's at and he kept sending texts to people like hey so what are y'all
at right now and then he decided to go full machiavelli and uh start sowing the seeds of chaos
And he decided to go full Machiavelli and start sowing the seeds of chaos.
And he would be like, he texted a group.
He was like, hey, I don't know what they're talking about,
but I don't think y'all are playing that slow.
And he would just send these things to try to get into people's heads.
And then he was spreading rumors like, dude, I heard JW's group,
I heard they're hitting multiple shots. I saw them hit five drives.
And people were like, dude, what the hell are you doing?
I like it.
It was so stupid.
The gamesmanship is necessary.
But he was yelling.
If we were in a par three, he would yell from the green before we walk out.
What are you all at?
And people were like, dude, fuck off, man.
Yeah, that's pretty bad.
It was pretty funny.
I like it.
I did too.
Scrambles, you're out there to have fun.
It also makes me feel like you're the greatest golfer of all time
because every single lie you're hitting from is like a preferred lie.
And it's just an amazing feeling.
It's so fun.
The whole thing gave me such an appreciation for guys who go out
and play four days in a row every week.
That's a ton of golf.
Think Barn Rat, dude.
The Barn Rat.
He's out there grinding day after day after day.
Sounds like we had a good this weekend of fun.
It was a fun weekend.
It was a good weekend.
It was okay.
It was okay.
Got home in time last night to watch the Cowboys game on delay.
Didn't go well.
Followed up with El Camino.
Went El Camino succession finale back to back.
Slop.
We'll get to that, but yes, I enjoyed it.
We'll get to that.
I have a question for you guys when we first start succession talk.
Before we even get to that, we got some other stuff.
We can just get this next segment if y'all want.
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Should we just hop straight into what we were going
to talk about?
Is this Matty B
shooting skeet?
Do we need to talk about
Matty B shooting skeet?
You're not bummed
that I missed this.
He deleted the video,
so it kind of taints everything.
But he wasn't shooting skeet
like Dylan shoots skeet.
Just a slow-mo shot
from behind
of him just taking down
a clay pigeon.
Yeah.
And so like,
what was he shooting,
like 12 gauge?
Like a 12 gauge. 12 or 20 hard hard
to say probably 12 you never know how many gauges there are you know it's hard to gauge yeah
it hard to gauge it's good one day so wait why did he take it down i don't know was it like
insensitive it's not like he was like it's not like he was drunk fucking around with the boys
like he was just shooting skeet like that's a totally normal thing it's like like he was drunk fucking around with the boys. Like, he was just shooting skeet. Like, that's a totally normal thing.
It's like the most innocent use of a gun
you can possibly do.
Yeah, you're just sporting.
You're sport shooting.
Yeah.
Like, when y'all told me
that there was a video,
like, a gun thing,
I thought maybe he was, like,
he had an AK or, like,
you know, some assault rifle.
Maybe he had a Glock, like,
at a house party or something.
He's doing a bump off of the fucking barrel.
Yeah, this seems pretty harmless.
I mean, he truly was not doing anything wrong.
It was a little shocking to see Matty B put out a video and immediately see a gun,
but once you realize what was happening, you're like, oh, okay, cool.
Maybe it's because he's getting recruited
by all these top D1 football programs
and he doesn't want that on the TL.
I feel like...
That would help, I think.
Yeah, he could go to Georgia Southern or something
and they'd probably fucking love him there.
Any school.
He's from Georgia, right?
South or Big Ten.
He lives in Atlanta, yeah.
He lives in a mansion in Atlanta.
I wish I didn't know that.
He's a 16-year-old who lives in Georgia.
I would imagine there's a lot of 16-year-olds in Georgia
who grew up shooting guns, who know how to use a firearm.
Does he need to stop tweeting out his videos of his plays?
No, he needs to tweet all of his highlights.
There's no way he will go play anywhere, right?
No.
He weighs like 128 pounds.
He's tiny.
He's tiny.
You're not built for D1, dog.
He's breaking them off, though.
No, he's not. He's leaving guys in the dust one of my
one of my favorite bits on twitter is when you tag tom herman in his videos it's so like unnecessary
tom check this guy out did he i wonder if did he send an apology tweet for anything because that
would be peak let's find out and better not have now if he sent an apology
his most recent tweet though from october 11th is an all-time bad tweet that photo yeah it's just a
photo of him he's not even doing numbies in it he's kind of mailing it in lately with this content
has he even put out a rap video in a while he's probably getting a little bit more serious about
school he's got the sat coming up or some shit.
He's got a new girlfriend.
Is she a rocket?
That is 100% not his old girlfriend.
I'm definitely not going to comment.
The fact that I know what his girlfriends look like is embarrassing enough.
You know too much about this 15-year-old's life.
She's only with him for his bars.
That's true.
You got to be careful when you're Maddie
because you're just going to get sniped just for the fame.
Yeah, he's definitely not going to get recruited anywhere.
Maddie B's always said, fuck the fame, give me the money.
I wonder how Kings Ridge is doing this season.
Hard to say.
Brett, can you look up how Kings Ridge is doing in Georgia?
See if they have any stats
on a certain Matthew B.
Is he on varsity, though?
It's a good question.
That might be JV footage
we're watching.
Kings Ridge football?
Yeah, in Alpharetta, Georgia.
Gotta say,
it makes me question
his skills as an MC
that there hasn't been
a locker room freestyle
video released from him.
That would be the best.
Yeah.
That would be the best.
I bet he can't go off the dome.
He's reading that shit on his phone.
So the boys at Kings Ridge.
You want to keep going?
That was unintentional.
You want to keep going?
They are one in five.
Well.
Can you pull up stats on Matty B?
What's his last name?
B.
Bukowski.
He's related to Chris B.
It appears he's not.
No, he's not related to Chris B.
Yeah, I think he is.
Is Chris B his dad?
Yeah, dude, he might be.
I could see that.
Per this roster, he's not on the varsity team.
Dude, that's JV footage we're watching.
I knew it.
Dude, that's good.
He's got potential then.
No, that means he's not good enough to be on varsity.
Yeah, but he's also young. There's a lot of young No, that means he's not good enough to be on varsity. Yeah, but he's also young.
There's a lot of young kids.
I think he's like a sophomore or junior.
If you're a sophomore and you're not on varsity,
and you're still on JV, that's okay.
We don't know how big Cambridge is.
Yeah, but if you were a strong player,
they would bring you up.
It doesn't look good for Matty B here, guys,
because there's only 39 players in the roster.
Only five seniors.
Excuse me, four seniors.
That's not good.
And it is not good.
Matthew, we got to talk.
Come on, dog.
They also, their starting quarterback, his name is Braxton Chadwick.
TFL?
I'm sorry.
Braxton Chadwick?
Yeah.
Do you think?
And one of their seniors.
I just found his Twitter account.
One of their seniors.
6'1", 195.
Braxton Chadwick? He has that in his thing. I'm going to update my bios One of their seniors. 6'1", 195. Bryston Shadwick?
He has that in his thing.
I'm going to update my bios with my stats.
Where's he getting luched from, Dave?
5'11", 3 quarters, 184.
A lot of small religious schools, honestly.
I'm looking at his TL.
Shout out to this kid.
Did you guys see the video this weekend that Shitto put on the TL
of people comparing CTE to smoking cigarettes?
Yeah. That was incredible.
Dude, the moms lighting the cigarettes for the little kids.
Like, why is this happening?
Imagine being on set for this and not laughing.
Like, there's just a row of, like, six-year-old kids
in full football pads getting cigarettes lit for them.
That commercial is incredible.
It's really good.
The mom cannot be more excited to let that sig for her son, too.
I just responded with that photo, and it still
did numbies.
I wonder if Matty B even follows his teammates.
Hey, do you want to do an FMK with other stuff
for the Kings Ridge
Christian football team? I don't know.
Alright, here we go. Let's see where you go with this.
FMK, the names. Okay. Braxton chadwick can we do stan mute cancel yeah let's do stan mute cancel stan mute cancel the names of uh the king's ridge christian football roster okay number 15 starting
quarterback braxton chadwick i stand okay number 80 wide receiver freshman, Knox Driscoll. Okay. What?
And here we go.
Number 75, he's a junior guard, 6'4", 190, Parker Maddox.
So, again, that's Parker Maddox, Bradston Chadwick.
I like it when my guards are 190 pounds.
And Knox Driscoll.
Dude, Knox Driscoll is like the most affluent Dallas or Austin kid name. Knox Driscoll is the most affluent Dallas or Austin kid name.
Knox Driscoll.
Knox, because you've got Knox Henderson in Dallas,
and you've got the Driscoll Driscoll Hotel.
That's amazing.
He's getting muted.
I'm still going to stand Chadwick.
I've got to stand Chadwick.
He's the QB1.
And then the Parker kid.
Parker Maddox.
I agree.
I have the same stand mute cancel.
I agree.
Wow.
Unanimous.
That's amazing.
Anyway.
I saw where.
I was pretty bummed when I saw Trump.
Hashtag Trump videos trending.
And it's not the one of him getting urinated on.
Is that video out there?
No.
I think it's fake.
It's too bad.
But.
Hold out hope.
Yeah. It would really be something if there was a video release of our president getting urinated or urinating on what if he was in like the oktoberfest video he's in the background
he doesn't drink though right no which is the weirdest thing that's the biggest red flag
and we had obama over here ripping cigs while he was in the White House. Like, that's tight. Yeah.
Yeah.
Give me a president who rips heaters.
Analog cigs, as Duda would say.
The coach of Juventus smokes cigs. One team just built an entire part of their locker room
so he could smoke cigs in it.
There are some guys on tour who smoke cigs out there.
Oh, yeah.
Cabrera does.
Oh, dude, yeah.
He's just ripping heat.
Wouldn't you?
I'm more of a tincture guy myself.
Yeah, okay.
Nicotine is straight to the bloodstream.
CBD nicotine.
Good for you, man.
Ooh, that's a great combo.
Shout out to my buddy, Goss.
He brought the CBD.
He was the CBD connect.
Dude, Sally bought some CBD to sleep and stuff.
She never uses it
anymore. And I want to use it.
You should make some brownies. There's melatonin in it.
And I'm like, dude, I want to use this in the
morning and chill out.
I can't take this melatonin in the morning.
Nah. Be a tired boy.
Can't do that, man. No.
Hey, should we talk about what the people want
what do the people want
Will
I just
it's what I want
I just want to talk about
El Camino and Succession
like super bad
oh god
I thought we were talking about
I thought we were talking about
super bad
I thought we were talking about
the other thing
we're not going to talk about
super bad
we could do it
uh
yeah
I was on copious amounts
of codeine last night
when I watched these
so I might be a little foggy
are you trying to kill a cough?
Why are you sipping lean on a Sunday night, dog?
I have a cough.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was recreational.
No.
I don't necessarily enjoy that.
Every now and then I like to, you know, hit that oil.
I hear you.
Is it fair to say right now that if you haven't seen either of these,
you should just, like, turn it off and go watch them and come back later?
Yes.
I got to say what we're doing is nice that we're warning people.
A lot of people on Twitter will,
maybe you included got a little reckless,
especially right.
I mean,
the right after,
are you talking about El Camino or succession?
I'm talking about both,
but you with El Camino,
you're pink.
You're,
you're taught.
Okay. You said you love Jesse sweater. You're his fit in the last scene. So in my head? I'm talking about both, but you with El Camino. You're pink. Okay, you said you love Jesse's sweater,
you're his fit in the last scene.
So in my head, I'm like, I know.
I couldn't stop thinking about that during the entire thing.
That's not a spoiler of any sort.
I was like, okay, he's wearing a sweater,
so he's probably in a lot of it.
I didn't say sweater.
The only thing that's spoiler-esque about it
is you know that that's the last scene.
Yeah.
And that doesn't give any plot points. You're right right you weren't as egregious as a lot of the
succession people on the t.m i said okay no i see i i was strategic about this i said the fit jesse
gets off in the last scene of al camino i knew exactly what it was going to be that's that is
yeah i was because i didn't want it's objectively a fair tweet, but for me knowing you, it's like.
I'm pretty, I'm pretty hyper.
Like, I'm pretty sensitive about spoilers.
If you have, by the way, if you haven't seen it, like, and you haven't turned it off already,
stop listening.
Just stop.
Jesse.
Jesse.
I watched this Friday afternoon.
I couldn't wait.
Sweater game's stupid, Jesse.
I was going to stay in on Friday and watch El Camino and just enjoy like a couple glasses
of red wine and just really chill out.
Turns out I did the opposite and I just went hard with Brett.
But I watched it Friday afternoon,
which had to have been on the earlier side for most people.
I don't know.
What are you guys' instant takes?
I know Dylan's already.
I've already spoken with Dylan at length about this.
I give it a C plus.
Out of 10, what do you give it?
C plus would be like a 7.8?
The scales work differently if you do it that way.
If we're going to go letter grades, I give it a B plus.
Because I consider 5 to be average on a scale from 1 to 10.
Okay.
And if I'm doing it that way, then it was about a 5.5.
I gave it a 6.5.
When someone asked me, this was immediately following me watching it i gave it a six and a half i just
i'm glad i'm glad it happened i don't think it ruined anything for me but i think that
it just didn't it didn't have enough for me i don't know i didn't i didn't love it i wasn't
in love with it the entire time um i knew I knew watching it that some people weren't going to like it
because I think they wanted the best of Breaking Bad.
Shocking twists and shit out of nowhere,
like when Walt runs over the drug dealers.
For me, I like knowing where Jesse ended up,
but the flashbacks and stuff were really good.
Like him and Walt,
him and Mike,
like that,
that stuff where they showed kind of what was going on back then.
Can I ask you a question about Todd,
Jesse Plemons?
Yeah.
Was he a fact?
Was he this fat back during that?
So he's definitely...
He looks like hell.
Yeah, he looks like shit.
Okay.
I was like...
Fat Damon.
Trying to figure this out.
Dave, I'm going to disagree with you on the Walt flashback.
Yep.
Thank you.
For me, it left a lot to be desired.
They completely wasted Walt, in my opinion.
They had a diner scene where they had a flashback conversation,
and I thought it was going to be like extremely moving and like it was going to maybe fill some like some plot holes in.
I expected it to be like, oh, shit, that was an awesome conversation.
And it sheds a lot of light on like their relationship, et cetera.
It was just kind of like a mad conversation.
If you're going to book Cranston for a full day of shooting for this movie,
you've got to make it count much more than they did.
Well, I thought you got to see into Walt's psyche a little bit more,
like how he ends it with, you know, you're lucky, you're young,
you have a chance to do something special, and you're young.
So it kind of goes into more like what we find out about Walt that this wasn't really about um providing for his family necessarily this was
a chip on his shoulder from the uh the company that he you know cashed out 10 grand for 10 grand
and like now is like he's got this chip on his shoulder and he's felt inferior the entire time
and like his way,
only way of him doing something special was to become this like drug kingpin.
For me,
I felt like a lot of just motivating factors and Walt's entire,
like from the start of breaking bad to the end of it,
I thought a lot of his motivation was just having complete control.
Yeah.
I mean,
he's a,
yeah,
he's a,
like he wanted to,
to control everything
and he
he became a control freak
and like
yeah
I don't know
I
the last 30 minutes
were fantastic
they were
the last 30 minutes
made it worth it
I just
I don't know
Skinny Pete's a real one
I could have used
a little bit more
of Skinny Pete and Badger
yeah
I didn't even show
Skinny Pete getting in
I want to see how Badger I want to see how Badger's shit panned out.
There's no way Badger executed that plan.
No, right?
Badger having to hitchhike back, that's a real one move.
That would suck.
Yeah.
They're day ones right there.
I'm glad.
So, like, the way that I look at this is that it was set up for not disaster from the beginning,
but it was definitely set up to have people have elevated expectations.
The issue is that it was essentially watching two episodes of breaking bed.
And that's not a diss.
Like that's still great.
Um,
but I think I just wanted more and i don't think that's fair
and i also believe that it the reason that they did this was because you you have closure in every
other character's arc you might not have in better call saul yet because that's not i guess you don't
get closure there but you get a backstory you get from them. The only person that had no closure is Jesse.
True.
And so like getting that felt really good
because out of everyone in the show,
outside of Walt,
which we know his closure,
he's dead.
Like Jesse's the one person that I was like,
all right,
I really want to know what happened to him.
So I'm glad I know.
Dude's chilling in Alaska wearing dope sweaters.
I also thought the ending was perfect.
Some people didn't like the ending of him driving away.
Like we just, we got back to where we started. If you think that's where we
started, then no offense. You're an idiot.
It went from Jesse
driving away from a crime scene
with his entire life just
crashing to him driving
in Alaska with nothing to think
about, nothing to worry about, and complete silence,
solitude, whatever.
It might not have been
happiness because he's doing it but like he's okay now and i thought i thought a really nice
ending and people saying that he's back to where we started like are we no that's just a bad that's
just you mean it's like a just a broke like lost kid he doesn't no no no just from i think just
people saying like him driving away.
Yeah, he's driving away from the, like everything.
I thought you meant for them back to where we started,
like in the beginning of the whole series.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I mean, maybe people were saying that, but I don't know.
Yeah, I just want a little bit more from it.
His parents are about to be devastated when they show up to that place
where they used to go fishing.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesse's not even here.
He's been sitting outside of the house the entire time.
I like that they didn't try to do too much.
Like, there's a – they could have forced in some crazy twist or something.
And I almost think, like, that could have done a lot to shape the perception
of the actual series if they had gone too hard.
But this, they, like, they didn't force anything, I feel like. Think you'll ever watch it again? shape the perception of the actual series if they had gone too hard.
But this, they didn't force anything, I feel like.
Think you'll ever watch it again?
The El Camino?
I don't think I will.
I don't know.
I might watch it with Sal. I'm going to re-watch a lot of Breaking Bad
and maybe I'll get the itch.
I don't know.
What did you think of the scene back at the shop
where he confronted those guys
about getting that extra $1,800
and the guy challenged him to a fucking draw well that guy was at first i was like no one's doing
this and then i was like oh this guy's been doing cocaine for like the last three hours so like that
is something someone on cocaine would do have you guys watched righteous gemstones no i need to get
into it because that guy is in there and i had never i didn't know who
that guy was and so seeing him in el camino i was like oh my god that's that's the psycho from
righteous gemstones and it's like watching both at the same time is a weird experience because
both of these guys are just out of control shitheads and so it's it's very entertaining
highly recommend righteous gemstones to anybody
out there hbo okay danny mcbride i'm not a big danny mcbride guy honestly it's like i think he's
really funny and i've watched everything that he's put out but like i'm not i'm not the type
of person if he drops something i'm like gotta go watch that i was eight episodes late to watching
righteous gemstones i was a little bummed i. I thought we might get Walt Walter jr.
I thought maybe Jesse would,
I don't know.
I had this thought.
I was trying to think where they were,
where they're going to fill in.
Like I was like,
this thing's two hours.
Yeah.
Like how are they going to fill this?
And I was thought maybe he would go find him or like,
or not address him,
but like drop off some money for him or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe there was a scene that we missed that where there's like a Dodge charger driving in the him or something. I don't know. Maybe there was a scene that we missed where there was like a
Dodge Charger driving in the background or
something. I need to go look. I'm sure some
sleuth is. I bet they had some stuff in there.
And he was eating pancakes in there or something.
Some scrambies.
Big breakfast guys when I'm getting out
there. Yeah. No we get it.
We get it. I like breakfast as well. Yeah.
Yeah we get it. I don't. I like breakfast as well. Yeah. Yeah, we get it.
I don't really have any other thoughts on it.
I'm glad it's out there.
I'm glad it's done.
And I'm glad that I watched it.
It was tight how he unloaded on those dudes.
Part of me thought...
I love Jesse.
Was the redheaded dude...
I was like, wait, am i supposed to know who they are
like did they get a redheaded guy because bill burr didn't want to come back and do it but then
i was like no this is completely different people yeah i didn't think about that bill burr yeah bill
burr was saul's guy he was he was on uh saul and gus's like he was one of their henchmen right that
wasn't his big break was was it? Bill Burr?
Yeah.
No, he was already doing stuff.
I was going to say, yeah, he was already doing stuff.
Yeah.
You're right.
It didn't blow my socks off.
Yeah.
It wasn't like I went to Oktoberfest with a couple of bros.
But the storyline, everything that happened, it didn't it didn't end up
tainting anything for me i don't think no and that's honestly that's a win in itself
you remove game of thrones
because they're doing the not pre i guess they're going to do some stuff oh they're
doing pre i guess it's a prequel i might might start that this weekend. Okay. Should we talk Succession?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, this show brought it.
Now, let me address the people.
Let me address the TL.
Dude, like immediately after, I knew Kendall.
We're going to have spoilers.
I knew Kendall did something dope at the very, very end.
I didn't.
Like 10 people were tweeting about it.
Dude, okay.
They didn't say what, but I was like, oh.
So when I knew he was going to get the press
I knew I was going to flip.
I didn't know that. I went on Twitter.
I had to watch it late. I did the
nice fiance move and pick Sally up
from the airport at like 8.30 last night.
I was late.
I checked my phone while I was sitting
in the cell phone parking lot and I saw
old intern Luke, current listener.
Major shouts to Luke.
Yep, major shouts to Luke.
S-O-B.
He tweeted something in all caps like Tom...
Wamsgams.
Wamsgams, whatever.
Something like that.
And I was like, oh, Tom got sacrificed.
So the entire time I was thinking, oh, Tom.
Yeah.
I was thinking that too.
And that was the one thing that I saw. But I was like, dude, even. Yeah. I was thinking that too. And that was the one thing that I saw.
But I was like, dude, even though nothing really happened with Tom that big for me,
I didn't think what happened warranted that much Tom talk.
We knew there was going to be a Kindle redemption of some sort, right?
Like, I saw it coming.
I think I even commented on it one of our prior episodes.
He was going to do something to really get his swagger back.
But to be fair,
I thought he had his swagger back
last episode when he had the...
He's shown glimpses of swag.
He had all the swag
when he was in front of the...
Yeah, but he's still like a beaten puppy
when he's around his old man.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, Dad.
Okay, I get it.
Dude, that was a fantastic episode
I loved that the whole thing
was on that
incredible yacht too
god that's like a
$200,000 yacht
yeah
you gotta think
at least $200,000
you gotta think
really nice
yeah
I thought people
I got several tweets
from people talking about
Tom's fits on the yacht
didn't think they were that great
now we're
now we're tweeting
someone about it
he had some good ones I I don't know Kendall Kendall was Tom's fits on the yacht. Didn't think they were that great. Now we're tweeting someone about it.
He had some good ones.
I don't know.
Kendall was fucking around, man.
Was Kendall?
Who was wearing the fedora at one point?
Kendall.
What are you doing?
Dude, Kendall, man.
Crazy.
I feel like that actor
would be funny in real life.
In order to play Kendall
and do some of the stuff
that Kendall has to do,
you have to be an entertaining person in real life. And I kind of Kendall and do some of the stuff that Kendall has to do, you have to be an entertaining person
in real life.
And I kind of think that
this guy might be funny.
Needed to know a little bit more
about Roman.
What exactly went down there?
They kind of,
they explained a little bit,
but it was just,
I was like, man,
they got kidnapped at gunpoint
and now he's just back.
And I don't know.
I feel like they could have given us a little bit more.
That was a weird thing for them to do.
They glanced over or glossed over the kind of most important part of that entire kidnapping,
which is when they went into the room with the guys, right?
Yeah.
My brain was kind of having trouble wrapping itself around that entire scenario.
I didn't really understand.
Was there kidnapping involved?
Yeah.
Who was doing it?
The motivations?
Everything that was going on. The entire time he was getting kidnapped so i i'm
the implication we watched that episode last night with sally i watched the penultimate episode of
season two last night with sally because she had not seen the other one like they didn't do a good
job explaining what was going on and it frustrated me the entire time that at no point did Roman just be like,
are they going to fucking shoot us or not?
Tell me right now, whatever.
Like the entire time he just kind of pussyfooted around it
and was like worried that he was going to say something.
Like, I don't know.
I just thought he could have been more direct.
Yeah, but it made it even weirder that it wasn't like they just kidnapped them.
There was like a big room full of like dignitaries that they had taken hostage.
Yeah, it was like,
I don't know.
The implication was,
I think that it was
some sort of terrorist group.
I don't know.
But yeah,
at the end of the day,
they're not taking
the private equity money.
But we didn't get to see,
the weird thing was
they kept referencing,
it was a big deal for Roman
to say,
no,
I had a bad feeling about these guys.
I think they're flaky.
But we never got to see that.
You know what I mean?
Like, that seems kind of important.
Wasn't there one scene that kind of showed it a little tiny bit?
Maybe.
I didn't rewatch the penultimate, but it could have been.
I imagine not rewatching the penultimate, though.
I mean, I didn't.
So I live that, what you just said.
I didn't really see him sitting down and saying something different.
But now that I think about it, I should have seen Kendall doing that.
I did think that it was weird that Kendall was so okay with going and doing it.
So him just flipping the script makes more sense.
You know,
the line that shifted,
right.
The shifted,
his decision-making is when Logan said,
you're not a killer.
Like,
that's why you couldn't be CEO.
You're not a killer.
He could have been,
he is.
He is now.
That's what,
that's what he did.
He's like,
I'm going to kill you old man.
So I,
my buddy texted me last night and he said,
uh,
he just,
he asked me right before,
he goes, hey, have you watched Succession yet?
And I was like, no, I'm literally sitting down to watch it right now.
And then I texted him after.
He was already in bed.
Texted me this morning.
He goes, how about that kiss?
The kiss on the cheek?
And I did not know that this was a thing.
Godfather-esque?
Apparently the kiss of death is a mafia thing.
Yeah, it's Godfather 2, Michael kisses Fredo.
Okay.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Don't ask me.
Dylan hates Godfather.
Fast forward 15, 20 seconds if you've never seen Godfather 2.
In three.
Yeah, so Michael, Michael's brother Fredo betrays him.
Okay.
And then they're in Cuba and and the Cuban Revolution happens right there.
Godfather 2 is just a masterpiece, and he goes up to Fredo,
and he finds out that it was him who betrayed him,
and he gives him a kiss, and he says,
I knew it was you.
It breaks my heart.
And then at the end of the movie.
It broke my heart, Fredo.
He's dead.
Yeah, it says
Bacio de la Morte
yeah that's what we call it
as the kiss given to the
assassin delegated to execute a death
sentence as if to seal the solemn judgment
and wish success on the assignment
like apparently it's a thing
so I didn't see that coming and I'm not a
godfather guy so I don't really know
I thought I had that thought I was like this is weird it was weird and now that this is like now that i've
read that it's a thing it makes complete sense that they would include that uh so the end when
they show logan's face and he like is just like yeah kind of respect he's kind of holding back
a smile right yeah it's almost like he set kendall up to do that just to be clear he was always the
one who needed to take the fall, right?
Oh, he's a scum.
He's a total scum.
I don't care if he's a scumbag or anything like that.
But just everything aside, he needed to use that to change the entire regime to his kids.
And he was never going to do that, even though those shareholders said, like, we want you to take the fall.
And then he told Kendall to his face, like, they won't accept me. Yes, they would have accepted you. They wanted you to take the fall and then he told kendall to his face like they won't accept
me uh yes they would have accepted you they wanted you to do it so this might actually save the
company yes or save it for them no this is the smartest move that could have possibly happened
he was proud of kendall in that moment i promise you can i say how could you be like yeah he he
did exactly what you accused him not of not doing and he fucking killed the top dog. There is one person I want to see Kendall kill.
Not literally, but business kill, and it's Stewie.
I fucking hate Stewie.
Oh, I kind of like Stewie.
Stewie's such a dick to him.
Such a dick.
Dude, he deserves it.
He fucked Stewie in the whole takeover situation.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Whatever, though.
I don't like Stewie.
I thought that was really random
that they went...
How tight was that?
It's like, oh, he's in Greece right now.
It's like, let's take the mini boat
or like the regular size boat
that just accompanies this yacht
to go do this business meeting.
Just a money flex
that whole episode.
It was tight.
Helicopter, the helipad.
Connor asking Logan
just for a casual $100 million
because he was strapped for cash.
Come on. Are they going to show us any of this play so we can like judge whether it's trash or not i
mean it's got to be trash you know it's hilarious imagine asking your dad for 100 mil and him being
like considering that for a while for that and then your dad's like well the only way i'll give
it to you is if you stop running for president.
He's not.
Logan was right about that.
Yeah.
Logan had been harboring that for a while.
Yeah.
Like at some point, like, dude, he's embarrassing the entire company and the family.
I like when he said, I got, I'm a gif now.
I got memed.
I'm a meme now.
Do you know that that actually, like they actually showed that on camera the episode before?
Yeah.
That's why it was kind of cool.
Yeah.
It was good writing. You mean him reacting?
Yeah, it was good.
Overall, I thought that season was phenomenal.
It was perfect.
Almost every episode, I was very, very pleased with.
And the ones that I wasn't pleased with, it was because I was comparing them to the episodes that I loved.
I just thought it was great.
I did think, I was a little bummed that they
wasted the
Scotland episode in terms of
the fits and scenarios they could
have put themselves in, but hey.
Other than that, I don't really have too many critiques this season.
It was awesome.
Who did you think was going to get sacrificed as a family member?
I thought it was going to be Tom.
It makes sense. Tom is the one who you who did you think was going to get sacrificed as a family member i thought it was gonna be tom it makes sense tom is the one who deserves like do you think tom orchestrated i think they're right i think they're right though tom's not going to move the needle
for the public because real quick uh when they sat down for the first time everybody on the boat
to talk about who it should be i love how everybody throws each other under the bus i
wanted to know how long family suck i need to know how long it took that scene to get taped.
I bet it was awesome to see.
I do.
I bet it took two days to tape that
because the amount of camera angles
they had to have on everybody
for every single thing,
those things take a long time.
That was a badass scene.
It was great.
Do you think it's plausible
that Logan knew he was the one
who deserved and should be sacrificed
and strategically picked Kendall as like a
challenge to see if he could actually pull the trigger
on it? Yeah, I said
that a minute ago. I don't
think so, but like if you told me
that, I don't hate that theory.
I think it makes some sense.
I think it makes sense, but that's
really taking...
Because if you're...
He heard from his top shareholder that he needs to be the one to get axed.
And he was like,
okay, I'm considering it.
And he even told the whole boat that
at the beginning of the interview.
And everyone gave it like,
no, don't do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think this may have been his...
Like, all right, Logan's...
Or I mean, all right, Kendall,
let's see if you can actually do this
and you can be top dog.
Say he doesn't do it,
then they still remedy the situation
by Kendall being the one whose head rolls. That's why i think at the end like he's holding back a smile
kind of a win-win like this fucker actually did it otherwise it kind of makes logan look dumb
like because that's a dumb move it's very risky to put your son who you've shit on for a long long
time who's struggled with substance abuse in a press conference like to to take blame for this
deal something you know he deep down doesn't want to do
and has no business doing,
that's a bad strategic move and not one that I think Logan would make.
And he says, I trust you, even though before he tried to push him out.
It makes sense, man.
I'm riding with that.
I'm a truther.
I'm on board.
I do think that makes sense.
We'll find out. Who takes over? Kendall? I'm a truther. I'm on board. I do think that makes sense. I do.
We'll find out.
Who takes over?
Kendall?
It's got to be Kendall, right?
So Logan goes down.
I mean, do you think that they have any allegiance toward Roman for being named the COO by Logan?
Shiv has no say.
Shiv stinks.
Yeah, her stock is falling.
I'm glad there was no Greg Zit.
There was no Greg Zit?
Greg not wanting to take his shoes off
was fucking hilarious to me.
I was wondering if he was like
hiding a wire or something.
I was like, why won't he just take his
fucking shoes off? And it was like literally
it was his feet. He's got funky toenails.
I wanted more testimony
footage from him.
I wanted to see more Greg
talking to Congress.
Oh, I didn't. In the affirmative.
I mean,
the couple lines that he had, he crushed.
It was so uncomfortable.
Tom had a little coming out party.
He got some of his balls back.
I thought he was going to tell everyone a straight divorce.
I thought that's where it was going to go.
She saved it, I guess.
Like, I don't know.
Who were they going to have a threesome with?
Like a waitress.
There's some good looking waitresses.
Yeah. a threesome with like a waitress yeah some good-looking waitress yeah i mean it'd be i think it'd be hard to perform in that in that manner after being told that like your head's possibly
going to be uh on a stake the next day like that would be that would be a brutal night of sleep
the night before i love how casual it's like all right everybody just get in the water enjoy it
we'll talk about this later.
Like, dude, that is so tense.
Although that inflatable slide was tight.
Yeah, it looked fun.
I wanted one of the two other guys to go.
Frank?
Frank or somebody else.
Dude, Frank's been... Frank knew he had to go.
Frank was just sitting there like, yeah.
But... And he just sitting there like, yeah. But,
he just threw Jerry under the bus.
Poor Jerry.
Roman and Jerry.
They like each other.
Are they going to,
just say it now,
are they going to knock boots next season?
Season three?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I hope not.
I think they are.
I think they are.
Is that it?
I think so.
Is that all she wrote?
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Brett, do you have some breaking news for us? Because you're holding the mic like you do.
No, I just wanted to jump in while we're on the topic of dental hygiene.
Okay.
The new ingredient that I've been seeing around the supermarkets and whatnot, charcoal.
Be careful.
What do you mean?
Just be careful brushing your teeth with charcoal.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Why?
Why?
It'll set your mouth on fire.
It's, yeah.
Change fruit.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure of the reasoning behind it.
But I believe that it doesn't clean your teeth as well as it should.
Okay, well, I'm using charcoal mouthwash,
so that doesn't make me super thrilled about that.
In the past, I've used charcoal deodorant.
True story.
I was using a charcoal toothpaste for a couple weeks.
Okay.
I never had a really good, fresh feeling.
The taste isn't great.
No, but my teeth felt dirty.
Gritty?
Yeah.
So I've been using that.
It's like a whitening charcoal mouthwash
and like really cool packaging and they got me it was like it looks like an instagram mouthwash
the the um i'm pretty sure that like the toothpaste i got was probably from instagram same
same brand type of thing it says so here's what this says a review from the british dental journal
which i guess you shouldn't really be taking advice
from the British Dental Journal.
Like, they don't really have the credibility there.
Teeth aren't great over and above.
Yeah.
Shout out to our friends, though.
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actually makes things worse.
That being said, charcoal's a good detoxifier.
They've got charcoal lemonades out there
that you can drink, stuff like that.
Apparently it's very good in that sense.
In terms of like brushing your teeth,
I've heard to be a little careful.
Is this an ad for big charcoal?
I would say big charcoal's in the pocket
of a lot of different industries right now.
I feel like it's a popular ingredient across the board.
Yeah, I agree.
Charcoal's having a moment.
Like the face stuff you put on.
Yeah.
Or creams.
They're all charcoal based now.
It's like the new health ingredient.
I only use clean coal.
That's my favorite fossil fuel.
Clean coal technology.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Carbon footprint's a real problem.
Dylan knows about that.
Don't even get me started.
I have a small footprint.
Do you?
I watched him, like, idle in his car for, like, two hours the other day.
Yeah.
My apartment complex outlawed the bags that you're supposed to use for recycling,
and so now recycling's gotten a lot more difficult around the apartment.
I quote tweeted that thread telling people it's aggressive to look at it.
Yeah.
And I'm getting some pushback here.
Are people saying like, dude, I opened this on my laptop.
It worked.
There's a disclaimer.
I'm a little bit...
I don't know how some of these videos are still up, but I had to share that with people.
Maybe I'm in the wrong.
Well, you got to bring it to everyone's attention since we're talking about it too.
Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. You're fine, Dave. I said this thread is really aggressive for Monday morning Well, you got to bring it to everyone's attention since we're talking about it, too. Yeah.
So I'm thinking you're fine, Dave.
I said this threat is really aggressive for Monday morning, but you have to do it.
You didn't have to do it.
I just was suggesting it.
I mean, if someone scrolled down to the doing the coke off of the piece thing, they should
have seen it coming because it starts off with chicks doing coke out in the open.
And then, you know, it's not there's an ass shot.
It's not going to get more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You asked for it.
Whatever.
Some girls, but.
Maybe even other parts.
If you're at work and you're worried about getting in trouble, maybe you should have been on Twitter.
Can you imagine having a job where you couldn't just be on Twitter all day?
It would suck.
I think most jobs
are that way.
What would you do?
I don't know.
Die?
Yeah.
Just doing like
Excel like chats
with each other.
Oh, yikes.
You have to like
find ways around like
they like outlawed G chats
and then you have to like
go into like comment on like
Google Drive documents
with each other.
Yeah.
If you're in like
a Google Doc
or like a Google Sheet
and you're just typing in,
you're texting,
so you just type in a cell
and then the other person
sees it and erases it
and types back in the same cell.
That's a good move.
Send a funny Slack reaction gif
to your buddy.
God.
Imagine having a company
that just airs everything
on Twitter too.
Man, that would be something.
That'd be a tough way to wake up on Columbus Day.
Tough way to wake up on Columbus Day.
Speaking of, happy Columbus Day to all the backers out there.
Is Columbus Day the supposed day where Columbus discovered America
or is it his birthday?
It can't be his birthday because it always falls on a Monday, right?
Yeah.
It's always a Monday, right?
It's just the day commemorating when he slaughtered millions of indigenous people.
Yeah.
No one talks about that.
Twitter's talking about it.
In fact, I believe some people recognize Indigenous Peoples Day instead of Columbus Day because...
I'll fuck with that heavy.
I'll get behind that.
I'll fuck with that heavy. I bet you behind that. I'll fuck with that heavy.
I bet you will.
You know,
because my people.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Look,
I support that as well.
I definitely like
Native Americans
more than I like
Christopher Columbus.
Thank you.
That's my statement.
Thank you.
That's my official take.
1,492.
Columbus sailed
the ocean blue.
So you're for like total reform
in education of how schools
teach the...
Was he on the Nina the Pinta
or the Santa Maria?
No one knows.
That's different.
That's the Pilgrim.
No, which one was he on?
That's the chicken.
The chicken people.
Which one was he on?
Pilgrim's Pride.
They were the first ones
to bring over pigs,
which as we know
has become a pretty big problem in the South.
Feral hogs?
Yeah.
I read that half of the hog population is in Texas.
Like, half of the world's feral hog population is here.
Half.
That's insane.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Because, like, Russia and Asia are very large.
Say we killed every single feral hog.
Russia and Asia as well. Say we killed every single feral hawk. Russia and Asia as well.
Say we killed every single one of them.
Yeah.
What would happen to the world?
You don't even want to know.
I mean, something would be imbalanced, whatever they, I don't know.
Imbalanced, I'm saying.
I am.
Not in.
Did you see that invasive species in Georgia?
That it was just like, it was like a snake.
Yeah, what was that? That was my breaking news, by the way. The snake lizard thing? Yeah. They were like, if you see it invasive species in Georgia? That it was just like, it was like a snake. Yeah, what was that?
That was my breaking news, by the way.
The snake lizard thing?
Yeah.
They were like, if you see it, kill it.
Like, I've never seen such a direct comment
from like the, whatever organization it was.
It's like, if you see this thing,
absolutely kill every single one of them.
Why?
What threat are they posing?
I think they pose a threat to the indigenous ecosystem.
Not necessarily people,
but it's like, if they're killing a bunch of fish.
It's like their zebra muscle.
I saw a fox on the course.
It was tight.
It was real big and red.
I say, what was your name?
Ha.
It looked at us and was like, oh, ran off.
You know, they do that sometimes.
Yeah.
Foxes are tight.
He saw a flounder.
He was like, dude, that guy kills things.
Yes.
He's lucky.
I'm getting out of here. Heers are tight. He saw Flounder. He was like, dude, that guy kills things. Yes. He's lucky. I'm getting out of here.
He's lucky that Flounder just throws his putter at him, smokes him in the side of the head.
Is that the most Texas thing you could do is like have like a gun rack on your golf cart?
Yes.
You're out there and you just see like a little like a spike or something.
You just pop one.
I almost said like there's got to be someone out there.
Like, no, there's more than someone out there.
Like there's probably thousands of dudes in Texas that have gun racks on their golf carts.
Your buddy's just got, like, an approach from 100 yards,
and the ball's in the air.
He's just, like, poof.
That'd be tight.
That'd be tight.
And your boy just shoots your ball out of the air.
Can we do that?
You know, Dylan is, like, the original...
That's true.
Lobble or sand wedge golf shoot guy.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, a long time ago.
This was 2012-ish.
Senior year of high school.
I hit a flop shot.
My buddy hands me a shotgun
and I shot it out of the air.
Like all in one motion.
Wait, you hit it and then...
I hit it and I dropped the club real fast.
My buddy had a shotgun ready for me.
Okay.
Passed it to me.
Boom, shot it down.
Did you pick up the ball after?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is there a video?
I mean, I haven't seen this video.
There is a video.
Okay.
I can't tell you how to find it right now.
Is that you who screams afterward?
No, that's my friend handing me the shotgun.
Okay.
I always thought it was you.
No.
It doesn't even sound like you.
No, that's my buddy, Eugene.
Shouts to Eugene.
My best man.
What's up? Cool. Shouts to Eugene. My best man. What's up?
Cool.
Shouts to Eugene.
His name's Austin, but we call him Eugene.
Huh.
Shall we?
Yeah.
Well, hold on.
I did have one piece of breaking news today.
And it's that I don't have any news,
because as Dylan can attest, huge game for the Sabres today.
Oh, gosh.
At NAY Hockey.
Let's go.
2 p.m. Eastern.
Sabres hosting the Dallas Stars.
I've been waiting for this.
This is big.
This is big.
Some are saying it's a must-win for both teams.
Like, are the Sabres for real and do the Stars need a win pad?
They do.
Dude, they really need to dump and chase this game.
It's been like...
You're not even watching the offense.
They should do the slap shots more.
Yeah. Dylan's a big neutral zone guy. Oh, yeah. Blue line to even watching the offense. They should do the slap shots more. Yeah.
Dylan's a big neutral zone guy.
Oh, yeah.
Blue line to blue line, though.
Dylan, don't fuck with him.
Remember the two-line passes
that used to be illegal?
Dylan was like...
Dude, that was...
That was an era of hockey
that was just sad.
Well, it's because Eric Lindros
kept fucking cleaning people up
on the opposite blue line.
He had to do two-line passes.
I loved Eric.
I wish...
I hated him.
I hated Eric Lindros.
That one guy's knuckle puck is so good, too.
I hated Lindros.
Dylan, you want to watch the game today?
I would, too.
We'll go to Pine House?
Maybe.
Whoa.
Maybe.
Okay.
I'm freaking out.
It's afternoon hockey, man.
Oh, shit.
What time?
2 p.m.
I got to get a pump in, though.
All right.
I do too.
It's like 11 right now.
I snoozed this morning.
I was ready to go.
I was like almost getting dressed,
and then I'm just like, yeah.
It happens.
It's Monday.
Let's get out of here, man.
See you guys tomorrow for spooky season.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. you