Circling Back - Panic Orders & Real or Fake: TikTok Trends

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

We were joined by Intern Calli who put together a bunch of TikTok trends that fit perfectly into our "Real or Fake" format — loser has to do one so things got competitive. We also ran through the evolution of our panic orders, discussed the last 48 hours of LIV Golf, and went through our Weekends in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) The Evolution of Panic Orders (29:40) Real or Fake TikTok Trends with Intern Calli (1:04:20) The Last 48 Hours of LIV (1:18:50) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors L’Oreal: https://rebrand.ly/LOreal_CirclingBack Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) SoFi: www.sofi.com/steam Super Speciosa: www.getsuperleaf.com/steam (STEAM for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David, the Breaking Baddie, Ruff. Thank you, Will. As many of you are aware, there was a previous version of this podcast that went by the name Touching Base. Yeah, I think I remember, Dave.

Yep. I'm speaking more to the audience. Just because I'm looking at you doesn't mean this is only for you. We did merchandise at a previous company early on. Before Will was there and we did a series of like corporate PGP, our old blog. This isn't about the Cincinnati Harambe's shirt. No, that was a better story than this. And one of the first shirts we kicked around was called

touching bass and it was gonna be this is true we didn't make it it was gonna be somebody touching a bass guitar and it was gonna say touching bass shut up i'm not kidding how do you remember that why didn't we make that shirt for touching bass Base? We were talking about the Rage Against the Copy Machine t-shirt. Good tee. I thought it was a good tee. Apparently, the public at large did not. The concept of that tee was much better than the actual finished product. It was ahead of its time.

Maybe we didn't need to go with Che Guevara. With a comb over. With a comb over. It was corporate Che Guevara. It was corporate Che. Yeah. We thought that was really funny. Turns out 26 people did too.

It's not the worst idea. It's just, it was super niche and like I said, it wasn't executed very well. More of like a slogan that's funny as opposed to

the overall concept. Anyway. Plus if I recall, it was on like a burnt sienna kind of color. It was, it was, it was, well, it was like more red sienna kind of color. It was like more red salmon-y.

Okay. But I'm not going to. The way you remember it's probably accurate, but just the actual color that it was might not be. All that matters is how you perceive it. Yeah, I appreciate that. However, it's subjective for you. Yeah, I got it. If anyone out there has a Cincinnati Harambe shirt

or a Make Harambe Alive Again shirt, please contact us as we would like to got it. If anyone out there has a Cincinnati Harambe shirt or a Make Harambe Alive Again shirt, please contact us as we would like to purchase it. We're going to put it in a shadow box in the people cave for everyone to see when they walk in. We need to put it in a time capsule and bury it. Like I said, the real prize is a Day Raid shirt. I want to find one of those. They may have only been available in tank tops

now that I think about it. Day rate? That makes sense. I can see the C-suite sitting in the conference room being like, do we even need sleeves for this party? If you recall, at that party, I know you weren't there. I wish I was. There's a story. So a box of those shirts went missing at the party.

Completely missing. Someone ran off with them. A couple weeks go by by and we're leaving our office on this when we were on 360 we're there for a while but our first office and there was a uh homeless man down the way and he was wearing one of them hell yeah that was a funny day good for him good for him need a day rage tank should we just make some no okay we should not okay that party stunk baby are there any tabasco shirts left no we can't talk about that we're legally not allowed to talk about that

about what nothing we're not allowed to talk about it dude stop bringing it up stop bringing it up just so i know not to talk about it what is the topic you're referring to hey do you remember do you remember uh and one mixtapes just be aware of yeah do you remember a guy named hot sauce are you kidding of course just imagine if we had the best handles imagine if we put his likeness on a shirt and then we got in trouble for it oh that's y'all put hot sauce on a shirt no we didn't actually put we didn't was it the professor no we didn't it wasn't a person it was the iconic bottle there's a video there's a video that's going to be coming out from washed media in the near future and if you look in the background during one of the interviews you can see an and one mixtape

playing for about two seconds i used to watch those on espn whenever they were on oh they were they're great they they traveled six times per possession but you didn't care the fact that you just pointed that out like just as an aside like that bothers me i'm just saying leave it alone i'm just saying if you're in a if you're playing an nba game and you take the ball it wasn't an nba game put it inside your shirt and it went all around your body correct again they're gonna they're gonna whistle that in theory your jersey's tucked in so it's not even possible they're gonna whistle that i met a harlem globetrotter one time. This story already stinks.

I was walking down the street in Harbor Springs, Michigan, and I saw this guy. And I was like, I think that might be a Harlem Globetrotter. And the reason I thought that was because he was wearing his full uniform on Main Street in Harbor Springs, Michigan, in the middle of the day. So I walked up to him and I was like, can I get a pic? And he was like, yeah, absolutely. Did he palm your head? So we did it. We got a pic together. And yeah, it was kind of tight. They later did an exhibition

game somewhere in Harbor Springs. That's why they were up there. I wish the photo would have been y'all back to back, like your arms crossed. I will see if I can locate the photo. I might have to contact some people, but it's kind of a hilarious photo. Yeah, contact some people.

We need that photo. Yeah. I regret to inform you guys that monkeypox has made its way to Texas. Where? Dallas. I don't care. Is this what Randy had last week?

Yeah. Randy? It's also a level two threat now. Oh, that means a lot to me. It bumped up from one. Well, there are four levels. Okay. Okay. I don't want monkey pox same same can't you only get it through like sexual contact and stuff no

i thought you had to like exchange saliva it is fluid exchanging correct like it's not you can get it it can be skin to skin which occurs during sex all too. Why always wear pants on a plane? If any of us get monkey pox, none of us should be able to get it. Pants on a plane is my MO. Why? Because we don't touch people? What do you mean? Well, we're only really touching people that we're close to. Randy's out here crowd surfing at Dua Lipa concerts and shit.

That's intern Adam. Adam's a crowd surfer. You ever crowd surf, Dylan? No. Can't say that I have. I'm open to crowd surfer you ever crowd surf dylan no can't say that i have i'm open to you ever want to yeah you've never we could do it you've never been a jolly good fellow but he's a jolly good it's never been you no one sang that song jolly good fellow i'm a jolly good fellow has micah technically crowd surfed because we did haven to gila at his wedding uh i think so that's i don't know can you imagine him crowd surfing at a random concert and then you reach up to

push him and you grab his calf and you're like oh my god have you ever moshed uh yeah i've moshed i've crowd surfed i crowd surfed at warp tour i've never crowd surfed i've only moshed i've done neither it was honest to be completely honest the only reason i've crowd surfed was to get away from the mosh pit so mosh pit you just get in a circle with dudes and just start throwing hands and pushing them and shit i'm more privy to getting into the pit and trying to love someone it's a kid rock lyric i feel like i feel like i would take it too personally if someone you know pushed me like now fuck you dog you're me just tell you, the mosh pit is not your scene. Because I would just wreck shop in there?

Because you would be, I mean, you just tried to call out mixtape tour for traveling. I would be like, you're not going to like, I would be like Terry Tate off his linebacker in that mosh pit. You're not going to get so,

and plus you won't like the music. Moshing's only fun if you like the music. You know who Dylan would be in the mosh pit? He's the boyfriend with the arms around the girlfriend hey get away you're just kind of what are you doing over here you're hoping somebody bumps in like come on who wants it i'll just stay i'll just stay bowed up in the corner like waiting for smoke there's a movie that you will never see called slc punk starring matthew lillard you're right i will can't imagine a worse movie and all the guys in the movie are dressed like you would typically dress as a punker.

And then there's this other guy in it. And he just shows up to concerts wearing a suit. He looks like he's in business casual stuff. But then once the music starts, he just starts raising hell. And that was always my favorite guy. The guy that you don't know will just punch you in the face in a mosh pit. But he will do it. That's a movie that when you're done with it, you feel...

Empty inside? You feel like just like just yeah you're like oh people forget that only posers die i bet you die one day poser i think science i think science refutes that yeah i'm gonna die someday probably yesterday on patreon we did the worst of. We kind of went off yesterday. I had fun. I had a lot of fun yesterday during yesterday's worst of. Honestly, some of the stories

were a little shorter, but that allowed us to go into way more stories. And so if you're out there, we're probably going to do it next week. Email worstof at watchmedia.com or just head over to patreon.com slash circling back podcast

and sign up. Also voicemails. We're doing them tomorrow. 888-618-4422. Again tomorrow 888-618-4422 again 888-618-4422 and also leave a five-star review be nice to us even if you're giving us like feedback that might be considered negative just make sure it's five stars when you leave that review and we'll try to right our wrongs yeah we don't care if you're nice say what you want just give us five stars can i say something nice to you dylan. Say what you want. Just give us five stars. Can I say something nice to you, Dylan?

Of course. Whenever you want, man. You've been looking younger lately, especially after you reapplied your L'Oreal Paris Men's Expert One Twist hair color. I did. I did. In front of you guys, I put that on. I applied it. I had the pleasure the other day of being in the studio when Dylan reapplied his L'Oreal Paris Men's Expert One Twist hair color.

And I have to say, it went much faster than I anticipated it going. Oh, that's weird because they say it takes five minutes. How long were you expecting it to take? I understand. He's like, okay, five minutes for real. And then when it ended up being five minutes, he's just very happy. It's five minutes. It was borderline, like, felt like less than five minutes.

It just went by so fast. I clocked it, dog. The fact that you can do it in the studio with no like shower no anything this seemed like a very simple straightforward process to be fair a shower is ideal because there you do have to wash it afterward and washing your hair fully clothed this you know you're gonna get a little wet and you're gonna make a mess in the bathroom which i did a little bit but it was fine take a shower anyway it's easy as the point you're the one that cleans the bathroom here so that's true i do actually it's due for cleaning anyway not the point we're talking about that l'oreal men expert one twist hair color i crushed it from patty

right it's very yeah it's very easy to use uh it works obviously okay. Oh, okay. Take the hat off, Dylan. Show it for the people at home. Hey, say no more, fam. Honestly, you still have a small touch of gray, which is nice because it doesn't change your appearance so much that we would notice. I have a classy amount of gray right now. You just look young. Yeah.

I feel like buttoned up, you know? Kind of like just sharp. Like, ooh, that guy means business a little bit let me read the stat sheet right now okay this out this offers natural undetectable gray coverage it's made for men it only takes five minutes and the product comes in an all-in-one bottle which has never been done before with hair color there's no mixing of multiple tubes and it's available online at amazon and walmart or in in stores at Walmart near the razor section. That's an official section.

Yeah. They put those things behind bars. Expensive. I mean, Dylan, you even got a haircut after and then when you reapplied, it was just so easy for you. Yeah, it's very easy. And unlike traditional hair colors, there's no root regrowth. Color fades naturally over time, so there's no line of dem demarcation especially with a fresh cut or hair growth over time if you're looking to get some of this for yourself head over to the link in the description of this episode as like we said it's available online at amazon and walmart or in stores at walmart near the razor section

let's talk panic orders real quick usually i'm talking panic rooms you know what i mean no the sunday scaries reference oh Oh, yeah. You get it? You ever done a panic room thing with like your friends, like your friend group? Escape room. That's what it is. Are you aware that there's one in our pretty much in our office complex? Okay. Do we know if that is the actual location or is that like their headquarters?

I don't know. It's in a strip mall right by this place. I don't like that it's spelled with a Q. I don't think panic rooms need a corporate headquarters okay that shows that shows how low of a bar you have for panic rooms no it's like you're kind of a small baller it's not a that's not offensive i don't intend it to be but like sorry to anybody out there i mean it's like it's like yeah it's like super cuts having a corporate headquarters somewhere like i don't think it's not necessary. They definitely have a...

Yeah, what are you talking about? It's absolutely necessary. Supercuts? Absolutely. What do they do there? Supercuts is probably... Just count their money? What happens there?

Yeah. Do you not understand the concept of a corporation? They have to manage several properties. They're just swimming on their gold coins. You think Supercuts has a corporate headquarters? Yes. I don't know. I'm going to i'm looking up supercuts corporate office minneapolis minnesota baby how much like what why why wouldn't they have a corporate headquarters do you think there's just you think they all work remote because they just cut hair they cut hair franchises they cut hair

and swipe a credit card. I mean. Yeah, but like they still have like. What goes on there? I'm sure they got a team of accountants and stuff. Like they have like a marketing team. Dylan, there's over 2,100 like. Okay, okay. Fair enough. Franchised outlets.

Fair enough. What are you doing? That surprises me. Okay. The panic room, I kind of understand what you're coming yeah like okay was also like i'm probably use a bad example but some places don't require uh you know a corporate headquarter some might say us yeah we have a corporate headquarter we didn't for a long

we're sitting in our corporate headquarter right here our corporate headquarters used to be uh a guest room shout out to matt that's right point point stands about the the escape room though but yeah sorry panic orders okay so i think we're all at a cry would you call it a crisis right now or just a uh a shifting of vibes because i'm worried that my panic order as i've learned recently especially the other when i was with you dylan the other night like i didn't i didn't know what i was even going to order my old panic order used to be i would say if i'm if i'm going out out vodka soda for cocktail and if i'm getting a beer i think i would have just gone with like whatever whatever

is not a light beer on the menu i would go with like the the least aggressive other beer on the menu that makes sense it does um i think my 20s and even in my early 30s i don't even know if i had a cocktail panic order i think my just overall panic order was shiner and i don't know why shiner's fine shiner's okay but honestly part of it was probably like i felt cool drinking it like oh texas beer cool man look at me yeah dude i'm me and the we're 25 and like out in fort worth like yeah dude all these chicks are gonna talk to us they didn't i was just drinking shiner alone in the corner watching my friends play pool no girls like skating in the bar and be like oh that guy's got a shiner i'm gonna go talk to him maybe you had a black eye she might talk that's a different

one be like yeah i got the shit kicked out of me baby yeah yeah i'm tough you should see the other guy yeah what's your what was your panic order when you were in your mid-20s it was uh definitely Got the shit kicked out of me, baby. Yeah, yeah. I'm tough. You should see the other guy. Yeah, he looks pretty handsome. What was your panic order when you were in your mid-20s? It was definitely a vodka soda, which I haven't had a vodka, it's just straight up vodka soda in probably seven years at this point. Should we just have a vodka soda night where we just all go out and drink vodka soda all night? That counts as a Dylan brag.

No, for two reasons. One, I discovered the tequila soda, which is a far superior well drink, in my opinion. Far superior. Agree or disagree? Depends. discover the tequila soda which is a far superior like well drink in my opinion far superior agree or disagree depends like it depends i'm not trying to drink a salsa and in soda i've also retired the vodka soda from my panic order routine because um i discovered and this sounds really uppity i'm not intending it to be but a craft cocktail like i i have to i have to like vodka soda even a tequila soda just doesn't really do much for me anymore well after the age of 30 you kind of go from being in in quantity

mode to to quality mode or i'll do a beer as a panic not me i'm just in goblin mode really i was in your car the other day. You had so many crumbs just in your back seat. Dude, just mash that give up button. Dude, is Rose just in goblin mode? Dude, babies are kind of the original. Dude, last night Sally fed Fritz some pasta that we had made the night before it was some tortellini it was definitely chewable for a child of his age

but we made it very spicy the night before and so when he started eating it i looked over at sally and i was like that's not our pasta from last night right two seconds later fritz's got his mouth wide open with his tongue sticking out just going breathing fire yeah i'm like sally what are you doing? This is going to ruin this kid's night. Steam coming out of his ears. Yeah. He doesn't know what to do right now.

He's never experienced spice before. He's at least experiencing the finer things in life. D-Man, what's your current panic order? Thanks, Will. I think, first of all, hold on. In college, when I became of age definitely jack and coke which i'm not proud of i just didn't know how to order i didn't know what to order i didn't have like a we drank beer in high school and up to that point i rarely drank liquor jack jack and coke is is like what is it it It's like an introductory cocktail for just generic dudes in America.

What's up? Because so many dudes had Jack Daniels posters on their wall and stuff, I started considering Jack Daniels just to be totally overdone and overplayed. Belushi, bro. And so I was just doing Beam and Coke for some reason. I mess with Beam. I used to be a big Beam guy. was beam over jack for sure yep jim the first time i drank a significant quantity of jim beam was the same night that i got arrested for calling myself wayne rooney so i cooled the

jets for a little bit after that you weren't an outlaw though were you i was not an outlaw wait no i don't think so that was our in uh in in greek organizations sometimes like your lineage of big brothers you have like a specific like ours was jim beam really ours was um i can't remember it was absolute garbage it was bad kentucky gentlemen kentucky deluxe people it was in that in that realm old crow if it wasn't that it was next to it on the shelf there's a canadian mist no canadian mist is i've had a drink with canadian mist it wasn't terrible now these dudes a lot of these west texas kids they drink kentucky deluxe and it's come on man that's plastic bottle right yeah it's a it's a whiskey blend it's it's bad news i think

i think kentucky gentleman is the distant cousin of kentucky deluxe but i will always i will always ride for kentucky gentleman terrible whiskey terrible well currently i'm doing ranch water panic order i don't hate that that's what that's what obby intern obby said that his was the other day it's kind of ruining because i'm not trying to be super picky about the tequila depending on what bar we're at but i've had some that have not been good and i've just powered through them and it's almost skewing my love for tequila my fear is that panic ordering a ranch water they just make you a dressed up tequila soda which i guess is essentially what it is i'm glad you brought this up there's not much of a difference between a

ranch water and a tequila soda right i think people just like saying the words ranch water there is when you go to ranch x16 where they allegedly started the ranch how do they make it there i don't know dylan i'm not a i'm not a restaurateur you know sydney sweenes was there the other night we got hillary duff in town all week i had a brush with greatness yesterday how did you not make this happen it was almost a rough and duff summer i'm sorry she was with her family i was by myself did you actually i don't know if that was actually yesterday when she was there but had i gone to terry black's with you and we didn't realize that hillary duff was there it would have been the biggest miss of all time.

I went to T Black's by myself because I was just craving barbecue. And yeah, like two hours later, Will sends me Hillary Duff's story and she was there. Her order, what she got, I was trying to be like, hey, I want to go back to the office and do some work. So I'm not going to get like three meat special. She did, though she she went off she went like all sides cobbler you have to yeah not me i went i went green beans she bodied you mexican rice and brisket but the guy did see my shoes and said i'm going to give you some burn ends because i like your shoes perks don't know about the ranch water i mean it's the same drink really kiss that

knowledge so this is patron this is from patron hmm patron silver lime juice in a glass filled with ice and topped with your favorite sparkling mineral water minerals tequila mineral what's your what's your panic order right now uh it's a beer it's like a it's um peroni it's a craft beer but it's not like a a wild ass one it's a yeah it's a peroni it's i mean it's not it's not a craft beer but it's a it's not domestic and it's probably a lager of sorts. He drinks a lager drink? A nice, crisp lager. Maybe a cider drink.

You know? Why are you so defensive? Yeah. You seem worried right now. You okay? Am I defensive? You seem like you're panicking about talking about your panic order. You're kind of backing yourself in a corner here, bud.

I don't know if I have one. You're the craft beer, so. I thought you were going jellyfish electric jellyfish i have an austin panic order over that over my like general panic order other places i have to be in a mood to drink jellyfish between y'all two i feel like if i'm going to the bar there's a good chance one of these order in that i don't get jellyfish out i don't drink it anymore i love them i'll have one at home but i a lot of places around austin keep that on tap now which is fantastic my panic order in austin recently has been pearl snap a good beer good

beer yeah is it the peacemaker they make the yeah austin beer works is i think the company whatever the brewery and yeah their pearl snap has really become my go-to uh draft beer and then my my panic cocktail this this summer it's never been this before has been in a groany call me a grown boy i mean you know i'm a big mezcal negroni guy you know that yeah i still haven't dabbled in that i wanted to get one at your wedding but i i kind of just bricked it i saw brett get one and he enjoyed it a lot you thought because brett was drinking it it was a brick automatic. Yeah.

I just didn't want to, I didn't want to associate myself with the brick himself. So I decided to go against it. Just the stigma that Brett's drinking is like, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to zig while he's hagging. I was going to get that, but since he's drinking it now, I'm going to do something. Oh, poor Brett. When you're at a restaurant and you're, let's say you're on a date night with your significant other and they want to order the same thing as you do you do you pivot your order or do you do you just let everyone order the exact same thing it's unless we're doing

martinis it's pretty rare that bae and i will order the same i was more talking food not not drinks drinks you can order the same as anybody i'm talking food yeah if you're at an italian restaurant and you guys both want the chicken parm are you both ordering chicken parm are you splitting that here's what we do yeah we're splitting we're like okay we both want chicken parm we're gonna get one i'm gonna have some of it and then i'm also gonna get this uh ribeye we're gonna share that too that's the must be nice what's the damage on that it's just an example i don't know how much what percentage are you tipping generally yeah oh i'm a i'm a fantastic tipper. Aren't you like an 18% guy? My baseline is 20%.

If you do a shit job, you're getting 20%. I've been to places with Dylan where he has like a stack of like ones. And like any time like he has to wait for his water to be refilled, he just nip. Yep. And he waits until like the server gets to the table. Oh, pickles on the burger, huh? I'll ask for them on the side. Another dollar. No, I don't. That's dickhead shit. Who did that? server gets to the table oh pickles on the burger huh i'll ask for them on the side another dollar

no i don't that's big kid shit who did that no one actually does that that's some al bundy shit no one actually you don't have to do al bundy like that he put uh put dollar bill on a fish hook at the strip club with his son he would probably yeah okay al bundy might have done that sick move he brought Bud to the strip club. I never got into that show. It was funny, man. I enjoyed it. Christine Applegate.

Aren't you more of a modern family guy? I enjoyed it. Very different. Their earlier seasons. Then it got pretty stale. It's the same dude. It's essentially that he came into some money and then just had a different family. What if the entire time his divorced family was the one from, what's it called?

This is like how Walter White was the Malcolm in the Middle dad. Exactly. Are there fan theories out there that it's a continuation of Malcolm in the Middle? It's in what some might call meme culture. He just got a new family? Mm-hmm. No. He packed up his bags. Hey. Moved to Albuquerque. You just got a new family? Mm-hmm. No.

He packed up his bags. Hey. Moved to Albuquerque. Panic order's a good conversation. That's a good first date. That's a good first date fodder. What were the interns? So you said Obby's was ranch water. Yep.

Brando's not of age. Callie's going to be on in a sec. We can have her explain hers Okay Before we get to our next segment Let's hear from our friends over at SoFi I'll say it like that SoFi

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It's not about age. It's about if you're ready, Dylan. You got a birthday coming up. It's about if you're ready. I do. How soon? I think we're doing... Are we doing a meetup on my birthday?

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Member FINRA and SIPC. Really stressful trying to pronounce those things when the jargon is the stuff that gets me down. Thank you. Brett had to put in the phonetic stuff because I just read that as letters there's been we've had

sponsors that didn't want us to read it like that and then there's something to do you know whatever there's something yeah fine yes my birthday's in july thanks dylan july 21st you can't wait man july 21st thank you for knowing that yep yeah we we already established when's yours like december 2nd or something no one might i genuinely don't october there you go 23rd man 23rd that's time of year awesome man we have a special guest in the studio today you probably know her from her viral column yesterday on washmedia.com or just maybe her meet the intern stuff on the wash media instagram page uh let's welcome intern Callie to the program. Hello, everyone.

What's up, Callie? How's it going? Are you nervous? Is this your first podcast appearance? This is my first podcast appearance. And honestly, I was nervous because when I'm nervous, I start to talk in a British accent sometimes. So I was nervous that I would get on here and be like, hello, everyone.

Pints with the lads. Let's do it. I don't know why. It's just something that I do it's weird but that's better than a lot of people's nervous like tick i guess and dave just starts vomiting yeah true i cry often and he cries it's tough yeah you okay i'm fine not nervous at all callie is our social media intern we go to her for trends we go to her just to ask choogy ass questions that we don't know the answers to. Go to her to get in touch with Gen Z a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. As we need to at times. And today we brought her on to do a segment that we haven't done in a long time. Real or fake. And today we have real or fake TikTok trends. Here's my concern. You spend time on TikTok.

I, okay. I get your concern. I think it's valid i don't i have spent a lot less time on tiktok as of late if i know something is real or fake i will try to note that you have been uh in a pattern of deleting it re-downloading it deleting it because you've been spending too much time on it are you are you in a downloaded or have you deleted it phase of this pattern? I currently have it on my phone, but I have been much,

I have not been active on it at all. Is it in your thumb zone? It's not in my thumb zone. It's buried away in a folder. I don't even want to see it on my screen. I also tried to pick a lot that like weren't insanely like popular that you would know.

Like for the olds that spend like, you know, 20 minutes on TikTok a day, we won't just see it? Right. Are these ones that you already knew about or did you have to do research to find them or a combination of the two? Half and half because a lot of like the trends are like dancing trends, which real or fake, that's kind of hard to do.

But I don't know. I had fun. I had fun finding these. It was actually really fun making up the fake ones. And y'all are going to be like, what the hell were you thinking when I revealed that it's fake? Are we going to make this interesting? We're going to have, hopefully,

I mean, like, is there going to be a pay, a payoff at the end? We're going to get our big sweat a little bit. Yeah, we could do a, like maybe we have to do one if we lose.

Sure. If you are the big loser today, you have to do one. You have to do one of the lose. Sure. If you are the big loser today, you have to do one. You have to do one of the real ones. You get to pick. Maybe Callie gets to pick which one. I like that. We already have a TikTok that Dave bought big tortillas for.

I did. People were like, Dave, why'd you buy that particular brand of big tortillas? Because I was told to buy it. I saw a lot of chatter online that just says that you don't appreciate a good tortilla. You just buy the shitty one. It's not true. It's not true. Okay. All right. Do we need to go

over the rules here? Does everybody understand? Explain them, Dylan. All right. So Callie has put together a list of TikTok trends. Some of them are real. Some of them she made up. We have to guess which is which. Pretty simple. Randy's going to be keeping score. Randy's keeping score.

And that's pretty much all there is to it. How are we going to reveal our answers? Because that could skew how the game, because there is something at stake here. No, you got to be locked in. Look, we got to do honor system a little bit. Okay. We'll be fine.

We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. All right, Callie, we're throwing you the rock all right here we go let's start off with kind of like a dangerous one so apparently people are getting on tiktok and if they have like not necessarily like a newborn but like a baby they're tossing this baby like in the pool and seeing if this baby floats and they're calling it the float test real or fake now having raised a child i know that this is something that parents do you can put your baby through this like survival training basically like they teach you how to turn over and like get air and float right um yes that is this is a method trend do not know i i would not put it past uh u.s americans

to uh do something like this for some tiktok views because yes like dylan said it is a real thing that is a method of teaching your kid to swim or survive. I don't know if I'm going to be using that one, but I'm going to say this is real. What happens if the baby just, you know, sinks? You probably got to get in there and save it. You got to archive that talk. That one's getting a lot of views. I'm saying it's fake because if you're a parent, you know whether or not your child is capable of doing this.

So like the, I don't know. I'm just going to say it's fake. I'm going to say it's real just because I think it'd be jarring for people who don't know that babies can learn how to swim and float relatively easily. Not easily. It is time consuming. But I'm also choosing real because Dylan chose fake. And I want to know where I stand today from the get go.

All right. This one is real shit all right time to throw our babies in the pool shit all right are those uh posts doing numbers um it's more of like people making fun of those posts being like what what are you doing like you're gonna kill your baby um but yeah people are doing it so became a became a trend. Okay. If I lose, I'm going to request kindly that Callie does not make me do this. Because Fritz does not currently know how to swim. It doesn't play well at home. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll choose one of the other ones. Okay. Let's go on to the next. Got some work to do, Dylan. I'm behind. No pressure, man. Okay.

So there's this new trend where obviously like the best invention ever is an air fryer. Well, people are starting to put like their clothes in an air fryer and seeing if it like dries and then shrinks or whatever's going on. But this is a trend that people are doing. I can see Dave doing this. Okay. I'll start off. I've seen, I've seen on TikTok people air frying things that aren't meant to be air fried but i've not seen people doing physical items i've seen people doing like air fried oreos or air fried blah blah blah sounds good and so now because i've already seen the air fryer thing and i know that tiktok will willingly take things way too far i'm gonna

say this is real see calllly could have used the other examples you just mentioned to inspire this fake one close it could have and for that reason i'm going fake air frying clothes dude air fry your socks i mean look i'm not i'm not above it. I think, again, I think humanity is at a crossroads. I think we've lost sight of who we are as a people. For that reason, I think it's real. That one is fake. Let's go on. All right, it's time for us to start a trend.

Even the score. Let's go. I know, and I was thinking a lot of these fake ones. I was like maybe i i could become tiktok famous off of some of these yeah probably so i guess we'll see that was a good one though good one okay next one so people are like going on tiktok and they are taking a video of them being like parents are like gone for the month so you know what that means and they're taking their bed and they're putting it on the kitchen counter. And they're just like sleeping on the kitchen counter basically. That is not something I would have done as a child.

I mean, that's the next step in building forts. Like you build a fort, you get done with that, and then you got to put your mattress on the counter. You're dragging that mattress into the kitchen. Yeah. It's fun to do bad things. into the kitchen. Yeah. It's fun.

It's fun to do bad things. I mean, you need a serious island situation to fit a mattress on it. Yeah, you have to have a good island. You know?

Unless you have a, you know, twin bed. Yeah, logistically, like, this makes no sense to me. Which,

is that why it's a trend? Because it's hilarious that there's a giant-ass bed on a kitchen island? Or... I don't see much humor in it, honestly. It's just really stupid. So what are you going with don't make i picked first last i picked first last time

no i did no i did you didn't because i did you did i'll go first i thought i did hey sorry we're bickering. Let us bicker. God. Man, there is something about sleeping on the top bunk. And this is in the ballpark is top bunk. You're on the countertop. You're three and a half, four feet off the ground. You're not supposed to be there. There's the element of danger.

You're a kid. I fell off once, top bunk. True story. I think I did did too how i feel like it is like railings on the side i don't think i think i was just on my bad boy shit we didn't have railings a few rails never stopped dylan stop dude he's talking about cocaine no i get it man i think i think this is real i want it to be real i want kids damn it it's real fuck i don't know i'm going fake okay my instinct is to say fake but could callie come up with something so stupid and obscure as this and she could but like why why this uh i too am going fake this one is real shit all right dave's dude the kids the kids don't let me down what's the hashtag for that i i think people just started to put their beds on the counter and be like hashtag bed on counter hashtag parents out of town how bored are we really bored if we've discovered anything it's that like i mean all through

lockdown and the pandemic like we can entertain our entertain ourselves as well as anything check this out i'm gonna put my mattress on the counter like i said though logistically you need a really big island or if it's like a kid though like a lot of kids have like twin beds or like a full if you have like it'll just be like hanging off the sides you know just like yeah i guess okay that is such a waste of time all right what's the next one all right experiment over trending right now is healthy coke where people are mixing balsamic vinegar and LaCroix. Okay. What? Real or fake.

And they're saying it tastes like Coke. It's just like a healthier version. I have no fucking idea. Wait, balsamic vinegar and – LaCroix. Is it a special type of – okay. I don't want to ask too many logistical questions because I don't want you to have to answer things and try to come up with it on the spot.

I'm going fake because I don't think there's any way that balsamic vinegar can taste good with any LaCroix. If this is real, I will be trying. Yeah, we will be doing it. Yeah. Because I'm all about a healthy Coke. But is it healthy? Like, should you just be like chugging balsamic vinegar? No, I don't think you should.

Yeah. It's got to be healthier than, you just be like chugging balsamic vinegar? No, I don't think you should. Yeah. It's got to be healthier than, you know, like Diet Coke. Dave? What did you say? I haven't answered yet. Was it me? Yeah. It doesn't matter.

I said fake. Am I right, man? You did? Yeah. Man, there's part of me that thinks this is a real thing. However, it is not a TikTok thing. But if something's real, it's probably on tiktok so i think this is this is real people are doing this and they're doing it on tiktok and they're

probably getting paid on it and i'm going real as well this one's real let's go like so many people are starting to mix these together and be like it's actually so good but we have balsamic vinegar we definitely don't have lacro to mix these together and be like, it's actually so good. Do we have balsamic vinegar? We definitely don't have LaCroix. I have to try this. What if it's just bomb? Question. Is it a specific flavor of LaCroix?

I don't think so. That's my concern. I don't know which way to go. Maybe do the lime LaCroix so you get just a little spritz of lime in there. Then is that like authentic Coke? No. But they do have Coke with a twist of lime. They do.

What's your go-to mineral water? Flavored water even. Flavored water? Yeah. I don't normally do a flavored water. I'm not that big on that. I like still normal water. There you go.

There you go. Sparkling water doesn't really have it for me. It kind of like makes my throat burn a little bit. I think LaCroix tastes like suntan lotion. I like the ones that taste like suntan lotion more than the other ones for some reason. Topo Chico with lime out of a glass bottle is pretty hard to beat. I don't drink sparkling water. I don't need to be burpy when I'm trying to get hydrated.

I like to be burpy sometimes. I do burpies. I don't actually burp. Have you ever done a burpy? Yeah. It was in high school. Burpies are terrible. They stink.

They're hard. Awful. They stink. They just call them up downs in football. Awful. Yeah. All right. Next trend.

Okay. I believe the count is Dave three, Dylan two, Will one. Okay. Okay. So. Thanks for pointing that out. Cool, dude. I think we need a score update.

You wouldn't be doing that if you had the one point. You might be right. So this one's like, I don't know. Okay, this is kind of more of like a prank that people have turned into a trend. So people are like starting to like walk down like busy streets and they'll be like pretending or no, they're like holding a fake baby basically. And they're just like dropping this baby in front of so many people. And it's just like, it's a fake like doll and seeing how people respond.

They're like, Oh, should I drop my baby? And then people are like freaking out. We just leave babies out of Tik TOK. There's like a trend of, of YouTuber types who just go around and just fuck with people in public. Who was the kid that was there?

Who was the show Creek kid that like jumped in and grabbed a turtle yeah he yeah he was messing with a turtle and the people who were eating there that restaurant were like fucking stop and they got into it and he probably went viral because he's a dickhead i hate these kids man that's a good one but there's this one i saw on tiktok where these kids are just going up to this guy at home depot minding his own business an older man he's looking at shit i don't know he's looking on TikTok where these kids are just going up to this guy at Home Depot, minding his own business, an older man. He's looking at shit. I don't know what he's looking at. And these kids are like whispering or like moaning in his ear.

And finally he's had enough and like pushes his kid down. They start fighting. It was pretty funny because he actually got, you know, he got back at him. Anyway, getting sidetracked here. I want to be crystal clear. I'm going last on this one. Okay. That's fine. You know what? I'll go first. this one. Okay, that's fine.

You know what? I'll go first. Go first. This is the drop baby challenge in theory. This one's fake. Because I think it's so... Well, I'll let y'all... Go ahead.

I say fake. Again, we have lost sight of who we are as a people. That being said, I swear I've seen this. I've've seen this done and i think it's real i'm going real fake let's go that's good hey you know what dolphins draft.gif i'm happy don't be happy that they're like good we we're better than that dave's happy that people aren't walking around with fake babies and dropping them on the ground yeah it's actually fake because they're actually doing it with real

babies and real children at least they're not dropping them on the ground they're throwing them in the pool instead yeah yeah much more dangerous yeah okay so this one's kind of like do you think this would work or is it like a myth so this like is is a trend on TikTok, but is it real basically? So apparently if you heat up Jolly Ranchers in the microwave and you take a straw to the melted Jolly Rancher and you blow out of the straw, it blows like a huge bubble.

Is that true or no? I'm the Jolly Rancher king of this podcast. What's your favorite flavor? Grape. Grape? I didn't stutter. I didn't stutter Nor did I hesitate Blue raspberry You sit on a crown of lies Blue raspberry?

Blue raspberry? It's watermelon Watermelon's top three I mean it's not good when your mouth is all blue But it tastes the best I kind of fuck with cherry a little bit It goes grape, cherry, watermelon Watermelon and cherry interchangeable for me it's not good when your mouth is all blue, but it tastes the best. I kind of fuck with cherry a little bit. Yeah.

It goes grape, cherry, watermelon. Watermelon and cherry are interchangeable for me. Don't care. Blue raspberry is the worst. Green apple and blue raspberry are the two best. No, green apple can kick rocks. I told Dylan before everyone is in today that I'm allergic to something in the green apple and I cough every time I eat one.

Damn. Okay. I brought Jolly Ranchers today, so we can try this. I'm going real. Okay. Mainly because you brought jolly ranchers today so we can try this i'm going real okay mainly because you brought jolly ranchers today which means we can try she's throwing us off though she's throwing us off okay so you're saying that was true dylan saying fake i didn't say fake yet i'm just saying that could be a ploy to just throw us off our scent a little bit, you know? Dave, what you got? Oh, okay.

After that, you're not going to give us a... I'm just saying. I'm just trying to get... Dylan said fake. Randy, buck down. Dylan, fake. Yeah, I'll go fake. So you take the Jolly Rancher, you melt it, get a straw, take some, suck some in and blow it out?

Wait, how does it? Whatever. You just blow, David. You just like put it on. So it's like you put it down there and it just, it just expands. Imagine like a glass blower. You know, glass blowing. I do.

You take your straw and you put it like on the melted Jolly Rancher and then you lift your straw and blow and it's supposed to just like create a bubble. I'm worried about the fumes from the plastic straw. Yeah. The plastic. Yeah. I'm thinking that too. I don't know.

Kind of freebasing Jolly Ranchers a little bit. Shut up, Randy. Yeah, but you put it into the melted Jolly Rancher the plastic. Yeah, I'm thinking that too. I don't know. We're kind of freebasing Jolly Ranchers a little bit. Shut up, Randy. Yeah, but you put it into the melted Jolly Ranch, which is hot, Randy. Yeah, the Jolly Rancher's hot. Hey, you don't have a mic, all right? Randy, chill out. I say fake.

I was like trying to imagine if the Jolly Rancher bubble like blew away. That's a little bit down the road. This is real. They think this is Willy Wonka over here. Real, real. Dylan said fake. Real. Ooh, back to earth. Dylan goes. You're tied with Dave now.

I'm still in last. Dave's winning. 4-3-2. Okay. You can't count. Hey, you did bring Jolly Ranchers? I did. I'll be doing that today. I'll do it at the grape. What did you bring an assortment or um well it was the bottom of the batch so it's a lot of raspberry yeah hell yeah let's go don't look at me all the blue

raspberry are gone have to be can i tell you i've never had a blue raspberry jolly rancher what i swear i strictly go watermelon or cherry. Blue raspberry, generally speaking, is just not a good flavor of anything. What do you mean? Like Sour Patch Kids? Yeah. Those blue raspberry Sour Patch Kids are so good. Sell them in an all blue bag.

Shout out to Sour Patch Kids. Did you hear about these grapes they have now? It's a new flavor, I think. No. Well. I don't know. I don't know. Wait.

Have you seen that? Didn't they do surgery on a grape yeah a sour patch kid did yeah all right what's the next what's the next one callie um people are starting to go to the store buy deli meat um and then start throwing it at strangers to see if it sticks oh my god i could see dave doing this in high school i'll tell you what if someone walks up to me and throws like a piece of bologna at me they're gonna get hands which uh which piece of lunch meat like what what style would you least like to have thrown at your face bologna bologna it has the it has the little film. It's like slimy.

It's kind of slimy. You got to wash your face. Turkey is the least offensive. Like an herb roasted turkey? Yeah, oven roasted turkey. Oven roasted. Yeah. If someone throws a piece of honey baked ham at me, I'm eating that thing.

Full Hannibal Lecter. Oh, man. I hope it's true. I'm going real. I'm going real. I hope it's true. Because deli meat, it's a low investment to throw at somebody. You shouldn't. That's, man.

Don't waste animals. Don't waste animal byproducts like that. Right. I think this is fake. Again, even though I think we, as a people, have lost sight of who we are. I don't think people are doing this. This is just egregious. I'm saying fake as well.

Yeah, I made this one up. Fuck. I wish it was real, though. It could be a good one. So we've decided that I'm just doing a TikTok trend later today. I think you wanted to do it. You're only two behind me. Yeah, it's so much success with Country Boy Will.

You can run me down. I might just need to re-release Country Boy Will. No, it's got to be a freshie okay all right next one so there's a trend or like a hashtag or whatever and it's like never let them know your next move so it's like you're drinking water like you take off the lid from your water bottle and you eat the cap instead of drinking the water and then or like you take a charger and you try and plug it into your phone, but instead you plug it into an orange or something. And you start peeling the orange to eat it,

and you throw the orange at the wall. It's just like you... This is chaotic. I like how chaotic this is. This is everything that shouldn't happen. This is like goblin mode. Really, it's very similar. Never let them know your next move.

Man, I just... I don't know know why but i keep thinking of shitto and like this is something he would do you're shitto's number one fan i really am sorry um get shitto back on twitter he's on that raw milk ish right now good for him i think this is this is real this this is real this is this is dumb enough to be real because even though now i won't say it but yeah this this is people are doing this is kind of funny this is harmless yeah this is funny yeah this is not going to meet at people in public i'm gonna say this is real. Real. Real. Good job, Will. She had really good examples, so I decided to just assume that this was going to be real.

Can you do that? Can that be his – assuming he loses? That one's so fun. It has me dying laughing. I will maybe let you guys vote if I lose on what I do. Okay. Okay. All right.

So there's this trend of people pretending to be in a casket at their own funeral. And it's like. Cough and flop. Cough and flop. Exactly. Exactly. On Corn Cop TV. But no, they're pretending to be like at their own funeral in their casket and their the caption is like when your crush comes to your funeral or like when a person you hate comes to your funeral and they like open they like open your their eyes and if it's like someone you hate they're like they're like you bitch and it's like why are you're dead like what so okay i like this one i'm gonna go real i like this as a trend this is this is a good idea if even if it's fake, this is a good idea. I don't know if I co-signed it.

It's a good idea. You said real? I didn't stutter. I think this is real too. I don't think Callie's coming up with this one on her own. Ooh. No, it's not. Wow.

I don't mean to be offensive. It's just too obscure. Did you go viral Wow. I don't mean to be offensive. It's just. It went viral yesterday on watchmedia.com. It's just so obscure. Did you go viral yesterday? I can't remember. I didn't go viral yesterday. I'm going to say this is real. This is another one where I'm like, this is generally speaking good, clean fun. Yeah.

This is fun. This is real. Yeah. This one's real. Fucking dumbass. You. did you get you said fake I said real

oh just kidding I think Dylan said fake didn't I Randy mark that down yeah I said real because she couldn't come up with it he said real

yeah because I couldn't come up with it I take back the effing dumbass remark okay I have a few more so now there's a trend where pregnant women

are walking into bars and seeing if they can get served drinks. They did this on Jackass. Did they? Probably. A Jackass, they did this. That is just not.

Am I going first? I'll go first. I will go first. This is fake. The law has been drawn. The line's's been drawn you can't cross that the reason i'm gonna say fake and the reason i'm gonna say that is because like tiktok is such a young person's game that i feel like pregnant ladies are still trying to dip their toe in and so i'm gonna go with fake here if there's no law that says you can't serve a pregnant person alcohol, right? I mean, you can walk up to a bar and they can serve you.

They probably can't even deny you, right? As long as you're of age. I'm just sorry. I'm probably thinking way too much. Well, technically speaking, you can have a drink if you want when you're pregnant. You can have just one. Yeah. Women have glasses of wine all the time, for example.

I'm going to say this is fake. Fake. All three fake? This one's fake. Thank you. Good job, guys. We found ourselves as a people. Okay, so there's a trend of people going into an elevator at their building,

and they're setting up a whole living room moment. They bring their desk in there and a chair and like a lamp and like they're ready to just like sit down and work and people will just like come in the elevator and they're just acting so nonchalant being like yeah what's up how's it going on this note have you seen my elevator tiktok where i went viral i have not just narcissism did you go viral i crushed that yeah randy and dave were in it too yeah Yeah, we were there too. But it's my take on it. We were just in the background. I conceptualized it. I crushed it.

The acting was spot on. Anyway, take a look. I'm going to say this is real because it sounds really funny to me. And I would like to be the person who was surprised by the door opening and seeing a scene like that. This is real. This is good, clean fun. Well, at some point. Some waste of of time but fun you gotta you gotta go against us even if you think it's yeah i'm going fake fake i have to go fake i have to try to

claw back let's go let's go i think you may have why do i i know i feel like it's a great idea it is a great idea i feel like it's been something on like like punked or something where people are in the elevator do it like having a concession stand or something and trying to sell things, but I don't know. It is not a trend at the moment. Randy's got something to say. Score update. Score update.

We got Dylan with seven, Dave with seven, and Will with six. Really? How many do we have left? That doesn't seem right. Three more. Okay. Let's knock out these three and see. That's right.

I'm not trying to gas myself up. I thought I had a pretty good lead. I feel like Dave should be ahead of me. Okay. Okay. I'm not doubting Randy. How many more? Two more?

He keeps a really good score on Do You Know It. How long will it be? Somehow, 15 minutes after this goes live on Apple, someone's going to be like, hey, Randy messed that up. That's fine. As long as Randy messes it up and not Callie, we're still in good standing. Right.

Yeah. Okay. So apparently, if you put a hanger on your head, just make your head, like, if you put a hanger just like head let's make your head like if you put a hanger just like this let's make your head like turn to the side you think that works or no like this this is fully a real trend going on right now but do you think if you put a hanger on your head it will make your head turn this one's real so is it so you're saying it is a real trend yeah right so the the real or fake is whether or not it works. Right. Okay. Like, is putting a hanger on your head really going to make your head turn?

A wire hanger or any hanger? Like one of those, like, plastic ones that your clothes always fall off of. Oh, I use those. Yeah. Dylan's a big hanger guy. Yeah. Everything just, like, slips right off. My wife hates them.

She wants to replace them with the ones she uses. You have to have, like, the felt ones. That's what she has. I hate the felt ones. They get all caught in your clothes t-shirts terrible like if you're a guy just cotton tees it's just it's hard you gotta like yeah you can't slide them off easily i guess it would stretch out like the collar uh i'm gonna say it does turn your head it's kind of like that thing when you stay in the doorway and you press your hands against it oh yeah your arms just raise this is real because uh it has to do some it worked for someone because like otherwise people wouldn't be how stupid what a waste of time what the fuck is this i don't know i don't understand how it would work well let's say it doesn't work then it does it's it does not work

okay well i brought a hanger today so we can we can put it on and see what does dave say Well, why do we either? Didn't say it doesn't work then. It does not work. Okay, well, I brought a hanger today so we can put it on and see. What does Dave say? I said real. So I'm going against you both? You already put your thing in. I know. I'm not changing.

Good. We'll put it to the test and see, but in my opinion, it's real. Well, hold on. So what if it doesn't work for us, but does it work for people on there? So it's worked for people on there. Does it not work for some? So Will's tied with Dylan. I saw it doesn't, but are people faking it or are they just like turning their heads? That's true.

You never know. So this one is TBD. TBD. So I may be tied with Dylan. May be tied with Dylan. How ironic that the one that you might lose on is the same nickname that you gave yourself back in college, Mr. Head Turner. Because you're so hot. I didn't actually.

That's his thing. I didn't actually do that. Not mine. That was Dylan's thing. No. Mr. Head Turner. No. Mr. Head Turner.

How many do we have left? Two. It's crunch time. Hit us. It's crunch time. All right. Is it cake? They're cutting into things that really look extremely real, like a basketball or whatever. They're cutting into it.

Always has been. Either it's cake or it's not. We like memes too. And people are starting to like go up to their friends and be with a knife and be like, is it cake? And like starting to like poke them with a knife because it's just so crazy have y'all seen the show i have watched episode one of the show i've watched one episode absolutely hated it mikey day needs a new agent it kind of stunk yeah oh should i not watch no oh you should binge it actually just make foods or items that supposed to look like cake don't't give me any ideas, dude. Because I will binge.

Yeah, I'm going real. Oh, gosh. But we know it's real, right? Because we've seen it. Okay. Then say it's real, dog. Real. Real.

Yeah, real. So I'm still one back. Even if, maybe. Babes. If you think I'm choosing the same as you on this next one, on the finale, you're wrong. Here we go. Last one.

This is what it comes down to. If there's a tie, then y'all... What if you guess first, Doug? Y'all both have to do it. Don't worry about it. What's the count? Dave is one ahead of me? Or two ahead of me?

He's five. Don't worry about it, Dylan. Moe is one behind both of you. Oh. Didn't I just get one right that he got wrong? That was the TBD one. We don't know. Oh, didn't I just get one right that he got wrong? That was the TBD one. Oh, that one's TBD, Dave. We have the TBD, David.

Okay. Grow up, David. All right. So there's this thing called, well, I guess people are doing like a nudes roulette. And it's not necessarily fully nude but whatever risque pictures so people are playing like put a finger down if you blah blah blah and whoever like puts all their fingers down first loses

and they have to like scroll through their phone and whoever they land on randomly they apparently have to send them or ask for a nude don't like this mm-mm or ask for a nude? Don't like this. I'm not sure I understand.

Just say the word real or say the word fake. No, I'm not sure I understand the trend that's been put on the table here. Like people are playing a game, like put a finger down. If you lose, then you either have to ask someone for a nude or via text message like yeah so like you'll go on your text messages and swipe really via sms and then whoever you land on gotcha computer letter gotcha what is it dylan oh that would suck man i'm not doing this one by the way if i lose um i'm gonna say it's real real i'm gonna go fake

i think this is fake i can't i can't i can't allow something like this to be there's too much that can go wrong this is fake this is fake yes all right dylan and i may have to uh find out about the head turning of the uh the old hanger sorry dylan it's a tiebreaker yep well i'll see you behind i'll see you uh after the episode dylan i hate i'll see you after the episode callie thank you for coming on for your first ever segment that was good you've had a good content two days good content 24 hours gen z correspondence yes crushed it all right before we head into our next uh segment let's hear from our friends over at super speciosa uh you guys have heard us talk about this stuff before kratom is an all-natural

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of him standing there with a like hey my homie over there thanks you cute stance and he looks like so terrible. Do you guys want a theory that I have? I'm worried about him. I'm worried that he's held hostage. You think he's in... By the Saudis? That's actually...

I don't hate this theory. Because... Okay, let's... Let's work this out. Let me work this out. Okay, he showed up to this event with like this five o'clock shadow that he might just be trying to look like

young and relevant. But this five o'clock shadow screams to me like i've been in a room for the last two months why was he murdered out with his outfit because he always does he always murders out yeah it was a tribute he always murders out dude to the south remember he did the farity and he rocked the leather jacket so he's been he always goes all black um i also think that like he didn't attend or have any social media during the pga championship which he won last year he did win people forget that i think they took his phone away when he was in his panic room um also he just looks he looks like they injected drugs into him before the uh the event yesterday where he just showed up with the widest eyes you could possibly have that was was one. Okay.

They picked that. The worst photo of him that's probably ever been taken is the one that's going around. I'm sure there's some. I've seen the one of him and Greg Norman. He doesn't look as bad. He also hasn't been out in the sun without a hat on in a very long time. His tan line is pretty bad. Yeah. His face does not match the rest of his body.

So is he confirmed for London this weekend? He has to be. He's in London. Yeah. Yeah. He's definitely playing. The other players that have been named that are maybe playing, there's a lot of reports out there that Bryson and Patrick Reed are in.

And then there's a lot of rumors about Ricky. I think we're much closer to Bryson and Patrick Reed actually doing this. Is this thing going better than y'all expected? I don't know how to answer that because I think I had, I might've said this on Monday's episode that I think that they are intentionally doing shitty marketing for this so that people talk about the shitty marketing and it's getting higher and higher on people's like newsfeeds. people talk about the shitty marketing and it's getting higher and higher on people's like news feeds the the promo video that they did was all-time bad and then dave you have the logos and names the teams up the logos and name team names are absolutely terrible some of them aren't

that bad like i said it looks like something that a group of 12 year olds put together okay i need the the corresponding team members but um for example, I don't think the Smash GC logo is that bad. Smashing. Okay, so the Four Aces logo, which is Dustin Johnson's team, they essentially just took the Alabama A and just were like, all right, put like a fish hook on it or something. The Kleeks logo is the Cricket logo. Yeah, shout out to our friends at Cricket,

but their logo is now the Live Golf's logo. Crusher's is a design we came up with at Rowdy Gentleman. Crusher's does look like a graphic t-shirt design. Fireballs is absolutely the Malbon design. Punch GC is the random golf club design and Niblix is essentially the no laying up logo. All of these things are very similar to other things that have existed in the golf world before this.

Dude, yes. Like this, that, I think they're just hijacking other golf designs and being like, yeah, that's fine. Let's just do that. What team would y'all be on? Let's say like, no, there's no baggage with it. You have to associate with one of these teams based on logo.

Iron heads. Daddy's going torque see yeah we i we already chose teams in my hometown group chat that we just talked about golfing i'm i'm of the high flyer caliber but the nib the niblicks have my attention i gotta go fireballs actually why because that's your favorite shot that's your panic order a shot of fireball that thing just looks dope is that the is that a a major league reference that's your favorite shot. That's your panic order, a shot of fireball. That thing just looks dope. Is that a major league reference? That's what it looks like, right? It really does. It's got shades on.

Hold on. These logos are really bad. I've got to tell you, Team Torch's logo is trash. Some of the logos aren't that bad, though. The Ironhead's logo is actually kind of sick. Dude, I just disagree. Oh, dude, my team captain's Taylor Gooch. Oh, that's what you're looking for.

We got the Gooch. Gooch, man. Oh, the sweetest thing captain is Taylor Gooch. Oh, that's what you're looking for. We got the Gooch. Gooch, man. Oh, the sweetest thing in the world. Punch. That's how we knew our company that we worked for previously wasn't doing well. It's because the most fun we had was when somebody put, we got the hooch on the Sonos, and we thought it was the funniest thing in the world. That was me.

I would just queue up hooch every single day just like stop everything he's doing like okay yeah who put on hooch again no he likes this song because it is a certified pop all right we also have a commentator our lead commentator is someone who you guys have no idea who he is but he's near and dear to my heart arlo white no no no once i listen to some of his work, I know who this guy is. Yep. He has previously made comments that contradict his actions. So I'll leave it at that. I still, I just can't get past

how many people are joining this super, like aligning with this group of people. I can't believe. I think we're only seeing the beginning of it. I think it's going to get way, way, way more aggressive as we go forward. Are they going to get like a young, like up and coming PGA kid?

Like not, what's his name? Scottie Scheffler type, like the future of the tour. Cause like this is going, as far as them getting players, it's going better for them than I thought it was going to be. I'm saying. They got Bryson and say what you want about bryson bryson gets clicks he is him just hitting piss missiles like the tour just posts it and it gets all the likes like that's a big deal they're losing out on a potential cash cow my worry yeah on Cal. Do we know if there's any players that were in the Netflix series

who have since now pivoted over to the Saudi tour? Because that's a big hit just for the Netflix series. What Netflix series? They're doing a Netflix series that is essentially a drive to survive for PGA Tour. And they were actually following Justin Thomas. They were following JT. following justin thomas uh they were following jt and what was the guy who uh pretty much did the vandevelde at the pga championship on the final hole i'm blanking on his name no not not joaquin oh the uh the rookie yeah uh the kid from tech they were following him the chilean guy from

tech oh yeah miera no they were following him for the Netflix series that week. And so, like, that episode's at least going to be dope. But I do worry that some of these guys that were in the series are now just flipping over. In my head, I'm imagining them, Ricky being a big player of that, in that, because he's, A, he's Ricky, marketable, still has a lot of fans. And he's got the high- wife just had a kid and he is one of the ones like you said rumored to potentially jump ship i think he could negotiate i could think he could negotiate a real sweet deal for himself with this with the live tour yeah well it starts tomorrow on youtube you know that's a problem i'm gonna watch no i'll watch

highlights i'm gonna watch solely because based on on the stuff that they've already put out when it comes to their promo video, the logos and stuff like this, I just need to see if they botch it. I want to know how they botch it. I want to be able to laugh at it in real time and say, oh, my God, this shotgun start was a terrible idea. Here's what sucks for everybody is that if you watch this, the competition. idea here's what sucks for everybody is that if you watch this like the competition okay say let's say it's dj and a few heavy hitters against a bunch of guys who like barely making it on the tour uh the four aces you know what i mean yeah and even like the pga tour like we're without dj without bryson without a few like really strong competitors that just cheapens the product for everybody across the board.

And that kind of sucks. Yeah. You're not wrong. I don't like that Bryson won't, well, in theory, won't be a part of PGA Tour golf. Yeah. Because he is fun to watch. We watched him hit a ball in a match play that was so far right.

And he won't be there next year. Nobody found it. Well, he'll be at the U.S. Open. Although he might, WGC, I think he might. Now, that's a P was so far right and he won't be there next year nobody found it well he'll be at the u.s open although he might wgc i think he might now that's a pj tour event yeah fuck the the usga came out and said that these guys can play they're not going to change the way that you get into the u.s open just because this tour popped up it's not fair to the players that have already qualified it's not fair to anybody so they're going to let everyone play yeah tiger's out of the u.s open so that stinks but at least we get everybody phil's gonna be there worst case scenario for the tour is dj winning the u.s open or any of these guys but realistically dj's the only moment

yes or gooch do you think the rules officials are gonna be a little tougher on the uh live guys i don't know man this is a weird Sergio Sergio what a dickhead oh that guy he sucks man I'll always have that selfie though we interviewed him on a boat how why'd you why'd you send that gif the other day I was looking through videos and I accidentally scrolled into my animated videos which is gifs and I have a gif of Will and Sergio on a boat and it's just Sergio has like this perfect smile and Will their boat's just smiling and they hold it and it's a good it's just, Sergio has like this perfect smile. And Will, they're both just smiling. And they hold it. And it's a good gif.

Well, the first photo I took with him, it was in portrait mode selfie. And it blurred him out a little bit. And he told me, he's like, retake that. I'm blurred out. That's actually kind of, that's cool that he did that. I was like, I'm surprised you even know what portrait mode is, Sergio. Look, man. You can also adjust the portrait mode to reduce the blur. So it didn't really matter it was just me trying to get that in there you know he didn't have that knowledge that you do no i don't think i won't watch this because it's on youtube

and i can't just i'm not going to open my laptop and go to i'm just not going to stream it but i am interested in the in the presentation maybe i'll pop over i just want to see what what it's like how perfect did patrick reed and bryson announce together like just two maligned pga tour golfers everyone hates patrick reed he's made himself more hateable there is a uh an up-and-coming kid from thailand who's like 15 that's a part of this. So that's kind of fun. I mean, that's interesting. I don't know much about them other than that. I've pretty much given you the extent of my knowledge, but that's cool, maybe. I mean,

that's different. I don't know, man. What are you supposed to do here? They're poaching big names. They threw so much money at Phil. They don't have a TV deal. Seems like a problem. So they're poaching big names. They threw so much money at Phil. They don't have a TV deal. Seems like a problem. So they're just funding this themselves,

the royal family. Is it going to say on YouTube, like during live things, it says how many people are watching? Are we going to be able to know immediately if this is a complete flop? Yes, it will be. All the golf Twitter accounts you follow will post

if there is like a moment where it's like three digit people like people watching which won't happen but the golf twitter has completely changed in the last week like golf twitter used to be this place that i hated kind of dipping into sometimes and it was i got so tired of it in the last week the amount of content that has come out of this entire thing has been absolutely hilarious to watch just for numerous reasons yeah oh i forgot about kevin na he's the team captain of the ironheads yeah so you're gonna go with them as you're you're a big na guy kevin na is one of your stars like you you need more talent you need a more talent influx than just that what you got working with will the rest of the world be as like out on this as you know many americans um like are they kind of like don't really you know not worried about any drama or any you know human rights crimes by the uh

the saudi regime i mean i think it was will have pointed out like a lot of the the euro soccer teams are not a lot but there are some soccer teams that are backed by similar regimes right sure correct and so i think they're a little bit more desensitized to it sports washing is a term that's new to me as of like a couple days ago um but they're more familiar with it across you know know, over the pond. Weren't you guys going to pivot too much dip to be called sports wash media? It's not a bad idea. It's not. Whoa. Ooh.

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Dave, what are you getting into this weekend? So, I'm leaving town. we are uh packing up taking the family to florida with um my parents my sister's family we will be down there from saturday to wednesday and uh yeah we're gonna do beach play some golf hopefully the hopefully my my son takes a liking to sand looking forward because we've got all sorts of stuff that we're are you guys driving or flying flying okay so our first time flying with roads so uh t's and p's to me um but yeah looking forward to it we're flying out saturday early afternoon i believe and um yeah i've i can't remember the last time i took a vacation with my my family and looking forward to it i mean a good time good for you know you know normally back in the day you'd like

make sure your headphones are charged get some stuff downloaded to your phone so you can watch stuff on the flight yeah just don't don't bother doing that i bought the fill book the the ship nook fill book um thinking like i'll read it on the plane and then i was like wait a minute i'm not reading shit on the plane i'm gonna be trying to like avert a meltdown yeah i didn't like now flying with fritz recently i didn't even i didn't even take headphones or anything out of my backpack i just threw the backpack in the upper upper thing and called it a day yeah um i don't know what yeah well i mean that's a's a great point. My in-flight entertainment will be my son. Yeah.

That's fine. And your partner. And my partner. Do you have any plans in Seaside? We got some dinners, got some... Are you going to Pickles? Is that one? Go hit up Pickles for lunch.

They have fried pickles there. I don't know if we're in Seaside or right outside of it. We're in that area. I think 30A is what it's called. I never i've never done it apparently it's very are you gonna do the obligatory truman show uh watch before you go is that what is that where that was yeah i think they taped it in seaside facts i believe it's facts did not know that let me let me confirm while dylan tells his weekend yeah mine's uh not very bored too much less exciting than days seaside yeah they taped it interesting thought i'm much going on we had the kids all weekend friday uh we're gonna go

do a little swim action and then i'm gonna take parks actually i'm going with parks and parks's mom to see uh jurassic world as you all know big dinosaur guy i believe that's opening night and uh he's pretty pumped for it so that should be fun um i think we have like a baby shower on or a birthday party or something on saturday i'm not real sure that's pretty much it kind of a boring one for me they can't all be exciting well they can't i have an exciting weekend i'll'll be flying to Los Angeles on Saturday morning for 24 hours and 24 hours only to go see Dead & Company at Dodger Stadium. Are there any backers out there? Sign these DMs.

Damn. I think I'm going to be mobbing around the stadium for a little bit beforehand, poking around, maybe checking out some vendors out there. Just getting in and getting out, right? Getting in, getting out, getting tactical. Yep. I'm going to sleep in on Sunday morning in our hotel and then take the 1030 flight out. Very excited about that.

Pretty sick, man. Yeah. I've never been to this show before. I've never really traveled for a concert before, so it better not suck. Who's watching the Fritz man? We've got a tag team situation happening with a couple of babysitters we trust. It's going to be fun. Very cool.

Yep. So, yeah. If anyone is going to be out there, holler. Might have a beer. Might have two beers. Oh. Wow. I cool. Yep. So, yeah, if anyone is going to be out there, holler. Might have a beer. Might have two beers. Oh, wow. I might have three. That's crazy.

Dave's Just One Initiative is not going to work. No. Do you guys want me to get you anything? You want any tie-dye shirts still in? I do. Here's my concern. Ever since my neighbor pulled up with a Lithuania Grateful Dead shirt yesterday. Tight.

That is when I learned that they they sponsored the lithuanian olympic basketball team back in the day because they didn't have money to travel so the dead picked up the tab and they made a shirt it's pretty dope shirt sweet yeah well they have a bunch of vendors around the stadium apparently beforehand so you can go buy stuff but i don't want it's like you don't want to be the guy at the golf tournament that's walking around with a big bag of merch the entire time? No. Didn't they have merch lockers at dead shows? They had sick merch.

I don't want to be a poser, so I won't ask for one. I don't listen to them. You listen to them when I'm in the studio in the morning and I just have it on the TV. You give me the shirt, I'll start listening more. I have a new appreciation for John Mayer after seeing him live. He's very talented with a guitar. Yeah, I'm honestly really excited to go see him just play all the songs i listened to all throughout the uh pandemic he can flat shred and he's hot he's hot do you think he'll do ladies love him should i dm him see if he wants to chill after no

does he ever do any mayor originals not at those shows i know no but i wonder how many people are like there because it's him and they're upset when it's just like a 17 minute song yeah i mean i think i think there's a lot of people that probably got into dead and company because of john mayer and and i think there are some critics out there of that but like at the end of the day like don't you just want you want people in that way what's gonna be your drug of choice before the concert dude i think just pure energy oh really yeah yeah and acid okay right yeah you're gonna put a hanger on your head yeah i'm gonna be yeah Dude, I think just pure energy. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. And acid. Okay, right. You're going to put a hanger on your head?

Yeah. Yeah, if you guys are looking for me out there, I'll be the guy with the hanger on his head. Just spinning in circles on acid. Dude, what's this guy's deal? That's Dylan. Blowing Jolly Rancher bubbles? Yeah.

Call me the microwave. No, no one's going to call you that. you i'm gonna be siphoning beer out of cans all weekend uh just drink you can just drink them are you the only person you know going to this yeah well kind of uh i think i think i don't know if uh our good friend who runs that's a nice touch jr hickey will be there uh i will be dming bro bible brandon oh yeah a good call but i think he's gonna be he's more in the we have the uh, we're in the seated part of the outfield. Whereas I think, I believe that most people that I would be contacting would be in the standing part of the outfit, dude, to get in the pit and try to love someone cooler than you. Yeah. Uh, based on how Sally pretty much got airlifted out

of a Drake concert one time, I figured having a seat for her would be a good move to just be able to go sit down somewhere if we needed her to cool out. Dude, don't let her get a hold of that whiskey. You know how she gets. I know how she gets. Or tequila.

Yeah. Decent exposure at a Dead concert. It's tough when it comes back from. You can get away with a lot there. Seeing the look

on people's faces when Sally tells them what she's doing this weekend. All of her friends are like, what? You? Sounds like your nightmare. All of her friends are like, what? You? Sounds like your nightmare. All right, let's get out of here.

We'll be back tomorrow with voicemails. 888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422. Get in, get out, be tactical. Good week. Yeah. Bye. Enjoy.

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