Circling Back - Possum Kingdoms & Naming Circling Back
Episode Date: September 27, 2021A boudoir photographer/barrel racer had his possum taken from him in Alabama, going down memory lane on how we arrived at the name 'Circling Back' for the podcast, discussing the new Mario movie and N...etflix's Squid Game, and recapping This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:45) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:00) Possum Raid In Alabama (44:12) Memory Lane: Naming Circling Back (55:05) Mario Movie & Squid Game (1:08:05) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Cuts: www.cutsclothing.com/steam (15% off!) Ten Thousand: www.tenthousand.cc (CIRCLING for $15 off) Crowdhealth: www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit (STEAM 30 days to try risk free plus the Fitness Wearable) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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My name's Will DeFreeze.
To my left, David Carter-Ruff.
I am ready to talk about the trending topics of the day with you lads.
Very ready.
Oh.
How about that?
You're having a really good mustache day.
I shaved yesterday, and I did a little quick trim with the roads crying so i was just doing a little quick
with the razor not the razor the electric razor because i don't like it when it gets too fuman
chewy because then that's like i feel like i'm doing too much early on i didn't really know much
about the stash and i just was kind of doing bits with it and it was a little too foo for most well the the a full manchu okay
the the video or the gif or the gif as some people say of you doing the horny police your mustache
and that is next level i do have good news for you it's too much it's it's not on twitter anymore
well yeah when you search horny police on twitter it's no longer something that shows up
very upset too hot for twitter. It's terrible news.
I know.
Wow.
You look more copy that way.
And I don't think that's a bad thing.
No, I think copy is a good compliment for a mustache.
Yeah, I think so too.
Like, I feel like I'm, you know, you just popped me for doing like 85 in a 60.
I thought you were going to say blow in the bathroom.
And I'm in trouble.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
Smoking darts on a plane. Smoking darts on a plane. Hitting your vape in the bathroom and i'm in trouble that's what i think yeah smoking darts on a plane smoking
darts on a plane hitting your vape in the bathroom the laboratory i feel like you get away with that
could you get away with hitting a vape and yeah many people have chimed in when we talked about
this last night oh yeah i do that all the time i'm like you're wild for that seems easy
we got a lot of wild boys and wild girls who listen dude that's facts
Seems easy We got a lot of wild boys
And wild girls who listen
Dude that's facts
Hey something else
Before we talk to him
What's up
No you know what my dad said
My dad said
When I have it trimmed up like this
He said it's more military
Because
I guess there's some
Ramification
I don't know if
I don't even know they're allowed to have facial hair
I know some
Yeah I don't think military
When I think stats
Well like the SEALs
Do what they want, right?
Isn't that kind of their thing?
They can just have wild-ass beards.
They do bits, facial hair bits.
My dad told me, he's like,
oh yeah, when you have it,
no, not those kind of SEALs.
Oh, the other SEALs?
I don't know, that's what he was saying.
I'm just looking at a fighter pilot right now.
This mustache absolutely goes.
Didn't Goose have a stache?
Yeah, it's a Goose stache.
This is a Goose stache. my dad's an air force guy i don't like
i don't like the idea of a goose stash i'll give you oh come on i would have had a stash of goose
meat oh just ready to go i've never had goose never had goose no i don't know if i have either
not something not something we eat a lot of.
You've had plenty of duck.
We know that.
Dude, call me Mr. Duck.
No, they're pretty closely related.
They call me Mr. Ducksworth.
Quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth.
Is that true?
Mm-hmm.
Just like a big duck, really.
Mm-hmm.
I'm here, too.
Yeah, we have Dylan.
To your right. He's shiver-y in the building.
Nuck if you duck.
Let me just say that it's an all-time vibe week.
I'm just vibing over here.
The vibes are just on.
Let me tell you why.
Number one, we got boys on tonight.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot the boys on that.
I'm retired from the NFL.
Oh, Cowboys.
It's a little matchup.
We got the boys on tonight.
Looking strong.
Dak, under center.
Let's go.
Save it for the sports pod.
Number two, Texas.
Too much dip for those keeping track at home.
Texas is officially back.
Texas is back.
Again, save it for the sports pod.
We're back.
Butt munch.
Oh, got a quarterback, man.
These hot takes could be done on too much dip.
Thirdly, and most importantly, spooky season is officially upon us.
It starts manana, and I cannot freaking, I cannot flippin' wait.
You're not going to believe it.
For the people at home that don't speak Spanish,
can you explain when spooky season is?
Because mañana is a very great point.
Yeah, mañana, in other words, it starts Tuesday, September 28th.
Where is this available?
How do you even find it?
It's available on patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast.
And for the low, low price of $5 per month, you can access our spooky season content,
which promises to be the spookiest season yet.
Chris Harrison voice.
The spookiest season yet.
Wow.
Do it in Caitlin Bristow voice now.
You're really putting a lot of...
It's the spookiest...
I'm doing Christopher Walken now.
The spookiest season we've had so far.
Do Caitlin Bristow as Christopher Walken.
Doing Chris Harris as Chris.
I don't know about you.
I think we're good.
I can't pull that.
I don't want to see what comes out of your mouth.
I can't even do Christopher Walken.
I can't, you know.
I don't even want... I don't like you putting that on me.
That is the spookiest yet.
It's going to be the spookiest season yet.
Damn, I'm not going to call you Ja Rule because you don't want it put on you.
Damn, Zaddy.
Somebody's knocking down a load-bearing wall out there.
Do you all hear that?
So to pull back the curtain, I had to go to my-
Of course, the thing about load-bearing walls is they're walls that bear loads.
You know what, guys?
I'm glad you brought that up.
Are they actually made out of bear loads?
Yeah.
This one.
That's disgusting.
No, they're not, for the record.
I just want to just say, hey, we support all our load-bearing walls.
They truly bear the load.
Yeah, seriously, man.
Without them, like...
To all y'all load-bearing walls out there, we thank you for what you do to our structures.
Without them, everything would just collapse. Literally. So to all y'all load-bearing walls out there, we thank you for what you do to our structures.
We just collapse.
Literally.
Dude, big shout-out to all the load-bearing walls out there.
Yeah.
That's sick.
Just imagine walking around with a load on your back.
Imagine being a wall. That's what it's like for those walls.
Imagine being like a wall that doesn't bear a single load.
Like, what are you doing?
You're such a waste of my space.
They're on different sides.
Get out of here.
They're on different sides of the playground.
What are you doing?
They don't mix.
They're like, nah.
You feel just totally worthless.
Like, oh yeah,
I just separate these rooms.
They're hitting the slide.
The other ones are playing two-hand touch,
shoving each other.
Dumbass wall.
Just flag wall.
Yeah.
Dude, barrel load one time.
Do your job.
You guys had to stand
on the wall, right?
If you got in trouble
on the playground,
it was like, hey,
go stand on that wall
over there.
No.
That's what we had to do.
Bad boy shit.
Damn.
Sometimes if you got in big trouble, it was like,
oh, next reset, you're on the wall the entire time.
You mean like leaning against it?
Yeah, you just had to go stand there.
That's a thing.
That is bad boy shit.
That's the only way they could keep an eye on you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you guys call them the duties?
I always thought it was a weird word to call the people in charge,
but we had like the people that watched on the playground were called duties.
I would just have fun with that.
Yeah.
Look who's the duty today.
I think they were called recess aides.
We didn't have those because it was just a free-for-all.
It was bad boy shit out there all the time.
Damn.
We could do what we wanted.
Not us.
We just went around like just picking on kids and stuff.
Okay.
I one time drop kicked a dodgeball into the middle of the playground just thinking
it'd be funny if the dodgeball went down and it ended up hitting a girl who was not a very popular
girl unfortunately and so it was more of a glaring error on my part than it could have been had it
hit like a popular kid. Yeah. And I got in a lot of trouble for that. One time in baseball practice
this dude named Adam I won't say his last name. Okay. He decided to pick up a rock that was the
size of a baseball and just throw it as hard as he could across the field
and smoke some kid in the face.
Not ideal.
Like, what are you doing?
Throwing rocks was a big no-no as a kid.
He got in trouble.
That was like one of the worst things you could do.
Yeah.
Rightfully so.
Big time.
Big time trouble.
I remember when we kind of ran out of ideas for gym class
and we played this game where they had a
hockey puck and they stood it on this thing on like like a basketball court in the gym and on
the free throw line of each side they had this little stand with a hockey puck and you had to
guard it and there were dodgeballs you couldn't cross half court much like dodgeball so it was
like a high hybrid of dodgeball and knock the thing off the you know like a game
you would play on the beach or something right and uh man i just i winged one and i did not have
enough loft on it and i smoked this girl who had glasses on and i just wrecked those things
absolutely crumpled them yeah we had a girl who ended up just quitting gym class and on fridays
when we would play dodgeball she would just do homework because everyone would just pelt her with the balls it was
really sad geez it was fun at the time like i mean yeah it sounds like a lot of fun she probably
went to mit or something she ended up going to a very good school yeah she was she's doing she's
doing better than everybody else in that class maybe i don't i don't know if we can say that
but like she yeah she doing the homework was definitely a good thing for her instead of getting brain
damage from getting smoked by the basketball team
the entire time.
Should we get some programming notes out of the way?
We already talked about spooky season, but as you know,
it's upon us.
Sorry I jumped ahead there. It begins tomorrow on
Patreon. Patreon.com slash Shirkling Back
Podcast. If you're unfamiliar with spooky season,
I want to welcome you to the greatest time of year
around these parts. It's our favorite
content. The studio's about to look a lot different than it
looks now. We're about to have a lot of eeriness
in here. Ooh, it's going to be spooky.
A lot of thunder in here,
too. Do you know what kind of thunder that is?
Or is that from behind the paywall?
I still don't know why it's called that, but it is
fun. What? To come thunder.
You talking about
this?
Yeah, that's it clap thunder we do sound effects yep that's one thing we do anticipation is high yeah if you have a story
of your own that's very spooky maybe you had a haunted house maybe you just had a brush with the
paranormal make sure to send that in to spooky at watch you had a haunted house, maybe you just had a brush with the paranormal,
make sure to send that in to spooky at watchmedia.com.
Dave, how are the stories going so far?
Like I was telling y'all this morning, of the 10,
so I had already had three earmarked for tomorrow's episode,
but last night at halftime of the big game,
I decided to check out what had been submitted,
and of the 10 that I read nine were not only good
not only usable but very good above average so i am i might have a surplus i might have to do like
we might be doing spooky season for like the next seven months fine we got it because we got to burn
we can't i don't hate that at all and a few of them you might have submitted some last year
and i just didn't get to them and i think some of those are going to be used.
People were wiling last year.
Check it out.
If we just did Spooky Season as just like a paranormal podcast that wasn't associated with Halloween and it was free,
I think it would be like we'd just be all-stars.
I would be down to do one a month after this.
Spooky.
Don't tease me with this, David, because you know how I get.
Don't rub our thighs and make us think something's going to happen.
You know how I get.
I'm not going to piss on your leg and call it rain.
That's good.
Don't piss down my square-toed boots either.
I'm not.
Shots to A&M.
Just don't get us too rocked.
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You guys want to hear a couple of reviews that we got over the last week?
Ooh, yeah. We got a one-star review. Oh, let's read it. You guys want to hear a couple of reviews that we got over the last week? Ooh, yeah. We got a
one-star review. Oh, let's read it.
You guys want to get that one out of the way first? Yeah.
Because I'm going to read the one-star review, I need the backers
to show up and offset this one-star review
by flooding our reviews with
five-star reviews. This proves our
transparency once again. I think podcasts
are only as good. No one's reading one-star
reviews live on the pod. Podcasts are only as
good as their funniest one-star review.
Well, this one isn't funny.
It's a critique.
It says, I've never heard so many ads, so many ad reads all the time, constantly.
Hey, man, we've got to support ourselves.
There's an ad read right after this.
You know what?
They probably, the Small Business September probably.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're supporting our small businesses out there.
If you were new, then maybe you didn't know that we were just doing that to be nice guys.
Yeah.
We're good people.
We're not charging the small businesses.
We didn't get paid.
No, we did demand they send us product for all of our family and our family's friends.
Other than that, though, it's completely free.
Spooky29 said, took a leap of faith.
Been a longtime listener, but never pulled trig on Opto content.
Finally got myself a girlfriend and gave up my $9.99 OnlyFans
and switched to certified Opto backer status.
Gave up thoughts for some high-quality thoughts.
Five stars all around.
How is thoughts spelled?
He gave up the original thoughts, T-H-O-T-S,
for some high-quality thoughts.
T-H-O-U-G-H.
Yeah, Dylan, there's levels.
Why don't you pay attention?
Very cool.
Stop playing grab ass over there.
Kingguy124 said,
Back again.
I've left reviews here before.
Five stars, of course.
But they've never been right on the potty.
Hopefully this one makes the cut.
I've been listening to these guys for years.
I've always loved them,
but took some time off of listening for a while
and have recently picked it up again.
And I must say,
it was the best decision I've ever made.
Dylan, Dave, and Will seem to all have gotten fun funnier so much so that I am legitimately laughing out loud while
listening but somehow as impossible as I thought it was Will's become more cringe as well as more
funny thank you thank you Evmon crunny I'm crunny is he related to Wilmon he might be uh and then
some other dude just said the opposite of voted.
Jdubs521 said Dorn is an old bag of bones.
Five stars.
I don't know if that's accurate. Did y'all hear the guy at the Ryder Cup, speaking of too much dip,
that before Sergio teed off yesterday, he goes,
God, you're the worst.
I somehow missed that, unfortunately.
And, like, it was uncalled for because Sergio's not.
He's not the worst.
He's not the worst.
He's had his moments of bad. Can you guys pronounce something for me real quick i'm
gonna spell something and i want you to pronounce it all right go i n t e r e s t i n g interesting
interesting so i think there's two ways to say this this guy says i can't pronounce the word
he said it's painful but otherwise it's an excellent podcast. I say interesting.
And some people say interesting.
Yeah, I mean, as it's spelled, it's technically a four-syllable word.
Interesting.
But people just combine them.
I always forget that you're the syllable guy.
It's very un-Dorn-like to not respect all the syllables.
I feel like you respect the syllable.
If someone says interesting to you instead of interesting,
does that set something off in your brain?
No.
Like, why was that three instead of four?
You know what?
If I read it, I probably almost always say interesting.
If I'm saying it in casual conversation, I probably just say interesting.
I say interesting.
Do you guys say often or often?
I don't know.
I say often.
Whenever something like that gets proposed to me,
I overthink it and I have no clue how I actually say it. Yeah. I say a lot of words differently. Often he will. I say coffee. Whenever something like that gets proposed to me, I overthink it and I have no clue how I actually say it.
Yeah.
I say a lot of words differently.
Often he will.
I say often.
I have a hard T.
I don't do a T.
You know my T's higher these days.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
It makes a lot of sense.
You just threw the roof?
No, but it's above normal.
I take no issue with interesting.
I don't either.
I just don't say it that way.
Thank you for allowing us to properly enunciate the sillies.
The sillies.
The sillies.
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Dylan, what did you do this weekend?
Thank you for asking, Will.
I had a pretty big weekend.
I spent it in San Diego, California.
A little guy's trip with my old high school
buddies. We went to the
beach, went to the bar,
played some golf. I went to the
Padres
Braves game on
Friday night. Watched
Fernando Tatis Jr. play.
I don't know if you heard of this guy.
A lot of swag.
I had a blast.
I had a blast.
It was an all-time weekend.
Did you score the game?
You would be the guy that goes and does that. Did I keep my own?
No, I didn't do that.
What is that?
There was a point in my life where I thought people doing that was pretty cool.
What is that?
I was like, damn, that's a hard-on move.
You can just look up the box score
if you want.
Why did guys feel the need to do that?
What do you do with these
papers? Did you bring a mitt?
I did not bring a mitt. No, I didn't. I would have
had to pack my mitt.
You never had a problem with that.
I don't.
What does that even mean? I don't get that either.
I'll tell you what.
Petco Park, San Diego, that is a great ballpark, man.
One of my favorite game experiences I've had.
It was just very cool right in the middle of downtown.
It's surrounded by, you know, a bar district there,
the Gaslamp District.
Dave, I don't know about this.
They didn't do it in a suburb that has no public transportation
in the middle of Dallas and Fort Worth?
No. Okay. No. It was a a prime location it was sick man i had i had some bomb-ass tacos there oh that place is sick
man it was 18 beer night love that that's so ridiculous were they really 18 i i got a um
what what kind of beer was it maybe like a stella or something and it was like 20 ounce beer
and it was like 15 bucks or something and then they're like hey you want to leave a 15 percent
it's like yeah i guess i don't know and it was 18 bucks man i feel like that i feel like their
park is ripe for having a lot of craft brews from around the area yeah yeah they they did and i then
i got a uh some green flash like a magnum pacifico shots Shouts to Dave. Shouts to Magnums.
Yeah, a big one.
24-ounce Pacifico.
And that, you know, again, was very expensive, too.
Wow, this guy drinks.
Yeah, we get it, dude.
That's very cool, man.
Did you play any golf?
It rained on us?
Here by this marine layer shit?
Shut up.
Don't even come in here with the marine layer. Where did it rain on?
Mission Beach.
It rained on us.
On the course?
No.
No.
Golf was rain-free.
Golf was so much fun.
We played Coronado.
Let me see.
What'd you shoot?
What's your handicap at?
So I didn't keep my own score.
We played a, we played shamble for the first 12.
Two different versions of shamble.
So 6-6.
And then the last six, we played our own balls.
So I didn't keep a score. Actually, you know what?
I struck the ball pretty well.
I did. How was the back?
The back held up, man. Good.
I had a lot of fun playing golf, which is great news for
all of you who want to play golf with me.
Who were you talking to? You guys.
Specifically Will and Dave.
You two. You and me? I mean,
yeah, maybe.
I had a blast. We just want you specifically Will and Dave. What? You two. You and me? I mean, yeah, maybe. Uh-huh.
I had a blast, man.
We just want you to play around and have a good time.
I just want you to be happy.
I just don't want you to break clubs like you always do.
I won 40 bucks.
I mean, not a big deal, but kind of a big deal.
It's getting really old having us go to the 19th hole for a beer after the round,
and Dylan's just out getting his clubs out of the lake on 18.
It's just annoying.
It's like, dude,
just leave it. Don't stop that. Just ask hashtag for some new wedges, man.
It's okay. He can't hook that
up anymore, unfortunately. I wish Dude Perfect
made golf clubs. They could just
send us some. Dude Perfect, they've got it in the budget.
They could just give us free golf clubs.
You know, they really could.
They're doing a tour. It's kind of bullshit that
Dude Perfect doesn't just give us free stuff all the time.
Why are we not getting swag?
Yeah, they should just give us golf clubs.
Like, give us some Nerf.
They've got the Nerf stuff.
Give us some Nerf balls, dog.
Not just balls.
I want the weapons.
I want weapons-grade Nerf.
I want a Nerf Tommy gun.
Eh, see?
What would that sound like?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I was going to say, I don't think that's what it would sound like.
What did Davey do this weekend?
I'll keep it brief.
Played golf Friday with a friend of the show, Ryan.
Brett and I did.
Fantastic weather.
You know what?
I called people out for being too eager to pull out the pullover on the
first cool-ish
morning in Texas.
Well, our tea time was at
like 9 or 10 o'clock.
I showed up in my pullover and shorts,
rowback pullover. Of course.
And
went inside, grabbed something to drink,
used the gentleman's room, went out to the range,
immediately took it off.
I was like, this was completely unnecessary.
Don't need it.
Love that I thought about it, but I was like, I jumped the gun here.
No, but it's also an issue here because the amount of time that it takes to change from being pullover weather in the morning right now to just being too hot for it, it's in a second.
It just happens immediately.
Dude, and I mean, I'm rocking pants today. now to just being too hot for it it's it's in a second it just happens immediately dude and
i mean i'm rocking pants today i'm gonna go home and want to
walk the dog or whatever and i'm gonna have to change these pants
you know you're gonna have to never mind you see the little front that's blowing through on uh
freddie uh it could be a wet weather pattern here for the next few days i saw a high of 82 yeah sign me up might be
a little rainy out but a little too rainy to enjoy it but we'll see need to get this cedar out of the
air it's uh it's hitting maybe that moisture will knock it down dave speaking you guys mentioned
sprite a minute ago and uh i had more sprite friday than i've had in my life because we were
drinking uh dkrs on the course.
Some of the bartenders there make it with Sprite.
Some were making it with ginger beer.
One guy was apparently making it on accident with the Deep Eddy grapefruit.
Hell yeah.
And all of them were very good and drinkable.
I don't even know if technically what I had was a DKR.
I think some might call it a transfusion.
Brett's a transfusion guy.
Some people call it a DCR.
Yeah.
What's that sugar intake, player?
Yeah, it was, you know, I'm playing golf.
Fine.
Playing with the boys.
I think I want a little bit of money.
I didn't send out a Venmo request or anything, so just hit me up.
David-Ruff-2 on Venmo.
Very cool.
You know who you are, guy in there selling ads. Okay. So just hit me up, david-rough-2 on Venmo. Very cool.
You know who you are, guy in there selling ads.
Ooh.
Is Brett not paying his bets?
No, Brett, I think Brett did pretty well.
We have an overall company culture issue where people aren't paying up on their bets.
Dylan's butthole is still not bleached.
That is not a company bet.
Dave does not wear his Arby's polo literally anywhere.
It's just... They only drank half his Vizzy the other morning.
True.
Big facts.
Oh, I'd finish it.
He's that much more of a Welch than me.
I'd finish it.
Were they making your...
Wait, were they making your decals with Welches?
I wish.
You know what?
That's what they make Dylan's with.
Damn, dude.
Friday night.
What did I even do?
I don't think I did anything friday night
i always just got the kid you know staying at home raising him shit uh i did i texted you on
friday afternoon i just told you blatantly i want to get drunk tonight and guess what i didn't hang
out with anybody yeah yeah i didn't i did nothing sat at home alone. You kind of teased some stuff, but I knew what you were teasing wasn't going to happen.
It logistically wasn't going to work out.
But Saturday.
All I needed from you was just a little bit of a little buy-in,
and I could have gone over the top, but I didn't get the buy-in as fast as I wanted it.
So I cooled my own jets on it.
I'll be honest.
When you sent that, I kind of let it breathe for a little bit,
and I was like, man, I just want to see where he's going with this without me being the the catalyst i don't want to
like i get i mean i get it saturday got up it was a yard work saturday morning was fantastic
mowed edged dylan uh-huh uh pulled some weeds by hand the way it was the way it's supposed to be
done shout out dallas grass you're fucking dead
or dallas grass you're on blast is it dallas or dallas i feel weird saying dallas grass i don't
even know i don't even know what you're talking about dallas grass is the pencil shavings they
sold me in in middle school come on uh saturday night we had some friends over did a little uh
that's where we dug into the Vizzy.
Did some ranch waters.
Oh, yeah, your little house.
Did some rosé.
Yeah, we watched Ryder Cup.
Watched Baylor beat Iowa State.
Watched the games and whatnot.
It was a lot of fun.
Had a good time.
Randy was loving it.
Rhodes was loving it.
I thought Randy was at a wedding this weekend in Indiana.
Aurora, actually.
Wow.
Shots of Randy. Beans were this weekend in Indiana. Aurora, actually. Wow. Shots of Randy.
It means we're on party time.
Utterly unfamiliar with the reference.
Many people.
Yeah.
Well, that's where that movie was filmed.
Sat down on the couch yesterday, just all-time sport weekend.
Back's a little stiff.
You see these longhorns play?
You got to stop shoot-horning that in, dude.
If you're going to bring these lukewarm takes, do it on a sports pod.
It's fair.
Texas Tech has a family.
Maybe take it easy next time.
Chill out.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to get shit for that one.
That's okay.
They got their ass kicked.
We're back.
You can't let them hang 70 on you.
That's a lot of points.
That's a lot of points.
That's a lot of touchdowns.
You give up 35 to them, though, right?
You know, when your offense keeps putting your defense back on the field, it's tough.
It is.
Yeah, they were tired.
Yeah, a lot of running.
When you put it to scale.
Okay, not getting the support I needed.
I didn't do shit.
Now, Friday I truly did nothing.
I went out to dinner to the worst Tex-Mex restaurant, maybe not just in Austin, maybe in the entire world.
I went to Mottie's.
And I have to say, that place stinks, baby.
Last time I was there, I had a fine time.
Yeah, I'm sure.
You like Mottie's.
It was just terrible. I don't like Mottie's.
I don't hate Mottie's.
Get that one.
There's chicken tacos on the menu that aren't bad.
The fact that we can name two things on the menu that we're willing to get
tells you everything you need to know about that place.
It just stinks, baby.
It's too cramped in there.
You can never stray away from Matt's El Rancho's light.
The fact that I'm like – it made me appreciate what Matt's does
more than I have been for a while.
Oh, I went to Matt's last night.
I forgot to mention that.
Must be nice, man.
I don't care.
And then Saturday, you know I woke up. I'm theets last night. I forgot to mention that. Must be nice, man. Don't care. And then Saturday, you know I woke up.
I'm the football guy here.
I go to football games.
I went to my second football game in two weeks,
and I did go see the Texas Longhorns beat up on the Texas Tech Raiders.
Had a great time.
Had a wonderful time.
Went home, thought about doing something, and just didn't.
Ended up watching a bunch of TV, which we'll get to in a little bit.
And then, yeah, yesterday was the all-time sports day.
Just sat around, did my thing.
Watched a lot of Ryder Cup.
Had a little eye on the old Lions game.
You guys see how that Lions game finished out?
Pretty exciting finish.
Yeah, I wasn't going to bring it up.
Yeah, but since you did.
Westlake Zone, Justin Tucker.
There's a lot of fan bases out there who
claim themselves to be tortured fan bases who claim to have all these issues and who complain
about it the most lions fans are at the point where they don't even complain about it anymore
they just like take a sip of their beer put it down turn off the tv and just go sit in silence
it's just tough out here for us you know i think um brighter things are on the
horizon or whatever i don't know yeah i'm sure they are if there's anything we know about the
lions is that they have a lot of ebbs and flows somehow more ebbs right now than anything it's
you're ebbing what is an ebb hard to say dude i'd look it up but i don't think you
can ebb is that the only context that's ever used ebbs and flows yeah it's almost like it's one word
is it no the reflex of the tide toward the sea oh a point or condition of decline. That's too bad, man.
Intern Klein?
Hey, as you can see in the rundown, it says that I took an all-time nap over the weekend.
Yeah, can you explain?
Yeah, this is new to the rundown.
I think someone might have just typed this in.
It was like afternoon in San Diego,
and the boys were heading off to the beach to go play, I don't know, volleyball or some shit. And I decided to hang back. Oh, you're scared of a little beach volleyball,
I see. I decided to hang back and I took a nap on the couch. Ryder Cup was on. Volume was at like three or four. The windows were open. Cool breeze coming in. And I could hear
waves crashing in the distance. This is a Jack Johnson song. Oh, my God.
It was a top three nap I've ever had in my life.
It was 45 to 50 minutes long, perfect nap length.
It was an all-time nap.
I woke up refreshed.
Look at you.
There was a cocktail waiting for me as I woke up.
I crushed it.
Why did you skip out on beach volleyball?
Because I wanted to take a nap.
Had it been pool volleyball, something that requires much less athleticism, would you have done pool volleyball?
Guess what I regret?
Nothing.
Would you have done pool volleyball had the lads been playing?
I would have opted for the nap.
Okay.
My body was telling me yes or something.
How's that?
My mind's telling me no.
Yeah.
He's been effectively canceled.
Everything was telling me yes, though, everything.
Yeah, I don't think we're quoting R. Kelly on this podcast.
Anyway, next time the Ryder Cup is on and you're in san diego mission beach and the the wind is
blowing into the doors take a nap and the rider cups on and the rider cups on and the waves are
crashing so if you're if you're taking a nap in 2025 yes you will be able to enjoy the only time
that's going to apply is it weird that the rider cup instead of like like they're just doing
it in odd years now because of covid you mean yeah they just they just shifted the whole sitch
i think so because i unless i'm unless i'm mistaken but on the screen it said like 2025
and i was like so they just bumped everything a year and they're not just gonna like do another
rider cup next year in europe and then keep going i didn't you know the way things have been the last couple years it's been so crazy i didn't
even notice i'm like what year is it oh you know wow man like it's today monday it is it clearly
is but it's one you know what i mean uh the next one is in italy rome just outside of rome italia
i am i think the ragazzi is gonna be out to be out. Already putting in the... Just saying to the wife,
hey, what if we did another Italy trip
and I go to the Ryder Cup?
This is never going to happen.
Dave, that's crazy.
How many guys have put this out there
and how many guys are just definitely
going to get shot down a year from now?
What if I hit up the Ragazzi?
Do you think the Ragazzi would crowdfund your trip?
I would never expect them to do such a thing
but
but they could Venmo you
I don't know who the Ragazzi consists of really
yeah
that sounds like a you problem
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How about this possum story?
Dave, do you want to take the reins on this one?
You seem like the possum guy of the crew want to take the reins on this one you seem like the
possum guy of the crew big george jones guy rest in peace so i saw this come across the timeline
and a couple things jumped out to me and i'll feel free to stop me when this when you have
questions basically one of the most sought boudoir photographers in the Southeast and champion
barrel racer,
Matt Matthews is fighting back after he says state officials swarmed his
property and took his opossum.
Will you pronounce the O?
I did.
Huh?
What are you supposed to do with that?
Oh,
I think it's optional,
but sometimes I do it for dramatic effect.
I think it is optional.
I'm just a possum guy.
Yeah. I go straight to the P.
I skip the O.
Oh, possum.
You do what?
I skip the O.
No, you go straight to the what?
The next letter in the word.
Right away, I was like, okay, this is something.
You don't see a lot of boudoir photographers that are also championship barrel racers you familiar with barrel racing don't and have
possums isn't that the donkey kong thing no it's where you get in the barrel and you whoever goes
down niagara falls first that's not it it's the horse yeah they go around the barrels like cone
drill kind of when's rodeo season in Texas? But on horse.
It's 365.
But no, but when does it really kick up?
And there haven't been much of a big rodeo guy.
That's a Dylan question.
Dylan's the rancher.
As you know, I do enjoy watching a lot of rodeo on television,
and I think this year might be the year that I need to start going to rodeos,
as I did buy a pair of jeans this weekend.
Sorry for not mentioning that during this weekend of fun,
but yes, I'm the proud owner of a pair of jeans now.
Bugle Boy?
Wow, Will owns jeans now.
Old Gene loved a good pair of jeans.
He did.
He looked great in jeans too.
He filled that ass out.
He sure did, man.
Big Levi guy.
Am I correct in seeing that they sent four game wardens
to get one possum from this gentleman's house?
If you believe what champion barrel racer Matt Matthews says,
then yes.
Why did they take his possum?
It seems like a lot of game
wardens you you have to have a permit to have a possum because it's not a domestic domesticated
animal i don't know seems like uh seems like a little bit of an overreach i mean it and it's
it's kind of a sad story because the possum's like not great, not doing well.
Its siblings nibbled its ear off when it was young,
and it can't eat without being fed a certain way,
and it needs help going to the bathroom.
So this possum, this old possum, if you will.
It only eats trash.
It doesn't only eat trash.
I think he feeds it a special diet.
I think he said sugar-free strawberry yogurt. I think I read somewhere that he subscribes to Far to farmer's possum which just sends a bunch of pre-made foods to their house
the company is struggling overall send me all your trash so my possum can go through it and eat
possums aren't the number one trash eating no it's a raccoon yeah it's trash pandas like
everyone knows that we're big trash pandas guy. Dylan, I hope we have a happy ending to this,
meaning I hope they send this possum to a certain lake in Texas.
Of course, I'm talking about Possum Kingdom Lake,
the most questionably named lake in Texas.
I don't get it.
It's just a kingdom for possums.
Oh, there must be just like a billion possums.
They've claimed it.
This is their territory.
Like you're out there trying to pull yourself up on a wakeboard,
and you look over, there's a possum on a kneeboard on the boat next to you.
Kneeboards, man.
Those things are, you don't see those anymore, but they're sick.
Can you imagine how sick it would be if you were just like,
you were tubing, and then you looked over,
and you saw a possum barefoot water skiing?
My tube.
Yeah, that'd be so sick.
It'd be so sick.
Oh, that's what they call it.
His little possum paws.
That's what they call a possum kingdom.
I get it now.
You just see a bunch of possums
with like shitty haircuts
on a wakeboard boat
blasting Florida Georgia line.
There's a possum just, yeah,
just driving like a little tiny little boat,
little possum boat.
Drinking fucking shandy beers and stuff.
What was that?
Was that a squirrel?
The water skiing squirrel?
Do you remember that?
I feel like that made the rounds on late night TV like 20 years ago.
No one remembers this, but there was a water skiing squirrel.
How'd they get that squirrel to water ski?
I don't know.
Probably forcefully.
It was probably on David Letterman, who doesn't know why KD is called KD.
Stupid pet tricks?
Anyway.
I'm thinking about teaching Rosie how to water ski. Stupid pet tricks? Anyway. Boudoir.
I'm thinking about teaching Rosie
how to water ski.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Dylan, don't you dare teach
any of our dogs how to ski.
I won't do that, Dave.
No matter how much you like to.
Hit the slopes?
Have you ever done boudoir photos?
Have I?
No.
Ever considered it um me personally
yeah no i have not it would be my boudoir photoist or i can do it for you dude if you want me to do
it i'll do it dave i mean he basically i mean all i need to do is pop top yes i feel like he's
already taking boudoir quality photos of me i'm i'm like not that far from just like coming to
your house and just taking photos of you
just smoking stuff, mowing the lawn, just getting real dope photos off of you constantly.
Do you need my address?
You can come by my crib, too.
No, man.
I actually have you on Fine Fred still from New Orleans,
and so I'm going to take that away from you at some point.
Have you been tracking me?
I did track you one time.
I was like, where the fuck is Dylan right now?
Where was I?
I don't remember.
You were at your house.
Oh, okay.
I was like, Dylan should be here at this point.
And I was like, oh, I actually have him on Fine Friends from New Orleans.
That was very responsible of us to do that before.
It says here, Matthews has been rehabilitating opossums for years and releasing them.
He is not a licensed wildlife rehabilitation official, a license which he said the state
makes nearly impossible to receive.
A lot of bureaucratic, you know, gobbledygook the red tape on this one you got to cut the red tape uh-huh he said why
did you need four game wardens why did you need three vehicles to surround my house when i have
one possum who's not doing anything wrong seems like a valid question the possum is definitely
not doing anything wrong what's he gonna do with, man? He was in good hands with this fella.
Apparently this guy has a good Instagram following,
and somebody probably narked on him.
Hey, shout out to his name being Matt Matthews.
A lot of Matt going on there.
Well, to be fair, to be fair, I do believe he has a husband.
He could have taken the name,
and his parents might not have called him Matt Matthews.
Matthew Matthews.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
I didn't think about that until you said it.
If he was in my crew, I'd call him Matty Math.
I wonder how that conversation went between the two.
Like, whose last name should we take?
Like, I could take yours, but then my name would be Matthew Matthews. I was watching some old Succession recently,
getting hyped up for the new season next month,
and I really enjoyed the part where Tom offered to take Shiv's last name.
He was like, I'm willing to throw a convention out the window
if you want me to take Roy.
Oh, my God.
You know, fun fact.
When I was a kid, a little kid, I used to have the fear that I would never get married
because no one would want to take the last name Ruff.
Ruff is a great last name.
It's a sick name.
Yeah, but, you know, when you're, like, in second grade and people are like, oh, Ruff.
You're the crime dog.
Yeah, I know.
I wasn't the crime dog then.
That took years to develop.
Right.
Damn, it must have taken Alyssa a long time to mulling that one over.
That's her maiden name.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
You know, Parks doesn't have a son.
My last name is going to just stop.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
Straight up.
Straight up.
Facts.
Straight up.
Big facts in the whole world.
I'm not going to lie.
I was pretty psyched to have a son just to make sure DeFreeze keeps going
because there aren't that many of us out there.
DeFreezeland, of course.
The origin.
Yeah, but a lot of them spell it different.
Oh, yeah, they're different.
Maybe we're different, actually.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm literally named different.
Very cool.
I'm thinking about what Dylan said.
It's kind of blowing my mind.
It's cool, right?
Yeah.
A lot of pressure on that kid.
There's a lot of pressure on that guy, yeah.
I had the pressure before I had him.
Yeah.
It was on me, dog.
Yeah, but dude, you came up in the clutch.
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question, a private question?
I guess so.
Well, this is not private.
Have you thought about donating and freezing your sperm?
No, I haven't.
Why would I do that?
Somebody would have to defreeze it.
Yeah, they'd bring Will in.
What?
We'll just grab Will's stuff.
If you have a last name, I'm going to make a pun out of it during this segment.
Just keep that in mind.
Do mine next.
You don't have to do it right now.
I just want one from me.
Dude, I don't know.
You're being pretty funny today. This is the easiest one of all time to do. right now, but I want one from me. Dude, I don't know. You're being pretty punny today.
This is the easiest one of all time to do.
It's rough.
Okay, go ahead. Do a pun.
You can say, like, it's a rough decision
to freeze my semen.
That was weak. That was a terrible pun.
That was a terrible pun.
As the resident pun guy, Randy is disgusted
right now. It was a rough decision.
I can't do it.
I'm getting worse somehow.
Okay, now you're going to do Christopher Walken going to the sperm bank to donate his sperm,
but with the stipulation that it takes the last name Ruff.
Yeah, I wanted to donate my sperm, but it's contingent.
One condition.
Okay.
I can't do Christopher Walken.
Last name Ruff, please.
Walken, no more.
Can we see some ID?
I'm Christopher Walken, see?
Sorry, we don't accept Walkens.
That's good.
You have to have an appointment.
See, Dave's the pun guy.
Damn, dude.
Don't accept walk-ins.
Perfect.
Man.
That's good.
How about you can't do trim backie?
That's tough.
What?
Oh, with his last name.
With his last name.
Yeah.
Dude, don't bring up the hard ones.
It's going to make it a lot more difficult.
Walk-in.
That's another super easy one.
Damn, you're cold, dog.
Borderline shivery.
I met one of Randy's buddies from college this weekend.
Did I tell you guys this?
Who was it?
Were they born at the same hospital?
No, but apparently they called him Randy Trimfrady.
Really?
In college.
Yeah.
That's sick.
I had not heard.
That's awesome.
Very cool.
Randy Trimfrady.
That is sick.
Is that right?
Wacky Trimbacky. Dude, that's sick's sick yeah he's nodding yes that's correct oh boy you guys ready for will segment hang on we got more no i'm
kidding we don't look at the photos of this guy real quick this is so sad give the guys i know he
loves goddamn possum he loves that fucking possum look at that look at that turtleneck he's getting
off too damn he's got swag. I'll give it to him.
He's a good-looking dude.
He kind of looks like hot Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I see it.
I see it.
I was recently on a friend of the pod, Delph's, Instagram page,
and I saw that he had a photo of somebody wearing some of his merch with he himself,
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
The Delph man.
Yeah, shots of Delph.
Noted Caesar salad lover. He loves a good Caesar. I bet he can put one
back. You know he's a larger fella. Oh yeah.
He's not worried about that. He stands about
6'1 or 2".
No, he's like 6'7 or something stupid.
He's a big boy. Big boy season.
Definitely bigger than Dylan. Can we take a trip down
memory lane real quick? He sure is, Dave. You boy season. Yep. Definitely bigger than Dylan. Can we take a trip down memory lane real quick?
Sure is, Dave.
You guys ready for this?
Yeah.
We used to have a different podcast.
It was called Touching Base.
It was canceled, which is why we now have Circling Back.
Oh, like let's touch base on that thing we talked about.
And I recently had someone that said they were bored at work on Friday,
and they said they decided to go down a rabbit hole of some old episodes of touching base of which there are
very few.
I'd like to play a clip from that segment.
Ah, that's gross.
Uh, let's see.
By the way, this is us going through names that were pitched to be touching base.
This is the final episode of touching base.
Correct.
Correct.
This is the final segment of the final episode.
Also, we didn't know this is our final episode and we were recording. We thought it just another episode. Wait, this was actually the last Base. Correct. Correct. This is the final segment of the final episode. Also, we didn't know this was our final episode
when we were recording.
We thought it was
just another episode.
Wait, this was actually
the last episode?
Yes.
Before we were canceled.
And so this is me
listing the names
from the email thread
that we had.
Okay?
Unhappy hour.
Crushing it.
The lunch break.
The break room.
The long lunch.
Post-grad podcast, cube talk,
circling back.
I don't hate circling back.
Working for the weekend, faking sick.
Then Ross, April 1st, 2016 at 1.49 p.m. sent the email, touching base.
Wow.
What are the responses to that?
Madison responded, touching base is awesome.
Dylan Chivary responded, circling back and touching base are A+.
So you are also a fan of circling back at the time.
I'm telling you, man.
Okay.
There's one mic.
Can I pull back the curtain?
Yeah.
Do you want to hear something?
Okay.
So when PGP started as a twitter account and then
when i joined forces and voices with my friends at grand x and we were just they were like we're
gonna merch make merch so we had like four t-shirt designs raging as the copy machine
some other ones i can't remember one was like the the guy with his head on his desk as we called it
sad guy on desk it was
our logo for a while sad guy on desk we thought about making a shirt and i think this was my idea
so i will take the l and it was touching bass but it was like a play on it was like a bass guitar
with like a finger touching and it was like a play i swear this was a real idea that me and uh
madison or me and Ryan had.
Wow.
And I'm so glad we never made it.
Not that those shirts ever sold anyway, but this one was particularly bad.
If you had made that shirt and had it tanked,
it would have destroyed the name Touching Base as a podcast.
It's almost like fate.
We would have had to go with Postgrad Podcast.
Is that T-Man's idea?
Or Unhappy Hour.
We would have gone with
circling unhappy hour is good but also just sets the vibe is negative which i mean that's fine but
a former former video guy cube talk dvd pitched the idea this was earlier in the segment and i
didn't cut that part he said we could call it uh the water cooler than you podcast
i don't know if that plays. That is not a good name.
I'm not sure if that works.
The Water Cooler Than You.
During that segment, I laughed in the recording of it,
and I laughed in real life right after it,
and they sound exactly the same, and it kind of blew my mind a little bit.
The Water Cooler Than You.
That's terrible.
The Water Cooler Than You.
Do you think it is very, very weird
and borderline creepy
that the final segment
was us tossing around names for the podcast
and then us liking the name Circling Back
only for us to never record
another episode of Touching Base
and then the next thing that we record
was Circling Back?
That's confirmed.
100% positive.
It is.
100% positive.
It's so weird and so creepy that if I were listening right now and not having known the back story,
I would think it was just completely made up.
It fits in too seamlessly.
Maybe it was subconsciously, as a collective, we knew.
We manifested it?
Honestly, that might be something to that, yeah.
I am an expert in the paranormal.
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All of the hundreds
of closed-door meetings
right outside the studio
of which we were not involved
and included
probably tipped us off.
Are we going to get in trouble
because we came up
with the name Circling Back
while we were at
the former company
and now we're going
to get in trouble
because we're using that name?
No.
Do we have to give damages?
Whose idea was Circling Back
in that email thread?
I don't know. I think it was mine. I'm kidding kidding i think it was definitely no ross was touching base i would say ross probably
had it though ross i remember ross sending a very long email with a bunch of names and me being like
yeah there's probably a name in here i wish i could access that email because i remember the
list was we because the whole company was like hitting us with them. And not all of them were great, but we had like 100 to sift through.
Some of my favorite things that we did at Grand X were crowdsourced just from the bullpen.
Oh, like what, Will?
What?
Say, I know where this is going.
Harambe?
No, I wasn't talking about Harambe.
I wasn't talking about those.
No, but like we used to just send out an email and being like,
hey, we're doing this column.
What do you guys got?
And it was just people just piling on this email thread.
It was great.
It made it very easy.
It made it very easy just to write a super viral,
not viral necessarily, but a super popular column in 10 minutes
because it was like, all right, let's just load this column up
with user submissions.
I missed the old bullpen.
That was fun. Now we have the pull pin no it's called the alpha lab the science factory the alpha lab science factory see man if we were bunsen burner media that could
be the experiment room or whatever the lab lab did we even come up with any other names for
circling back or was circling back the only no we name that we just wrote it
else was in consideration i can't i can't think of anything else that we might have tossed out
it was the clear runaway winner damn how many syllables is the word circling two
circling circling circling circle it's three it's definitely two that's three which how many
do you choose to pronounce i say circling i think most people do that's super interesting too
you don't say circling so people do circling back welcome to the circling back podcast circle
two syllables circling also two syllables hey i'm to say, this guy's being a real circle jerk. You know what's weird is that world is one syllable, but people say world like it's two.
But it's really just one.
Fire is a similar word.
People say fire.
I do.
It's really one word.
That's me.
People don't like that either.
Interesting and fire, I guess.
It depends on if you're doing fire, F-I-R-E, or F-I-Y-A-H.
I guess that's a fair point, Dave. Yeahave yeah fire sounds like you didn't think this through dumbass sorry fucking idiot yeah that's fun that's that i feel like that every like eight months
we think about the origin and name and it just blows my mind every time that's worth revisiting
like i generally but that's the first, I did not know
that that was actually the last.
I really did not.
It was literally
the end of the episode.
Like, could not be further
into the episode.
I think after that
we were like,
alright, let's close up shop.
Done for the week.
Thursday.
Let's go.
Weird, wild stuff.
I had something to say
about this in closing.
I don't remember what it was.
Is it that you're a dumbass?
Doesn't matter. Probably. Yeah. I'm a dumb what it was. Is it that you're a dumbass? Doesn't matter.
Probably.
Yeah.
I'm a dumbass.
There.
Crushed it.
Sorry.
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You know what we're going to do right now?
We're going to go take a little trip down memory lane again.
And we're going to go to the stream room, baby.
Not really. we're not actually
gonna break down anything but i figured uh that was the the best name for this are you serious
i watched that movie for nothing yeah what movie did you watch last night judge dread
very cool what are we doing right now uh the mario cast What is going on? Okay, so they're making a Mario movie,
and they cast a bunch of people who probably shouldn't be cast in the movie.
Is this official?
These aren't being floated.
This is the actual people who are.
Chris Pratt is Mario.
His voice, to me, doesn't sound like Mario.
Is he actually going to be doing.
I feel like Randy knows the lowdown on this.
It's a me.
Randy was in Aurora all weekend.
Does he say it's a me in the movie?
We got Charlie Day as Luigi, which I actually like that one.
I actually think that could be fun.
Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach.
You're more familiar with her work than I am.
I have no idea who that is.
She was from The Queen's Gambit, Dylan, a show that you were obsessed with.
Oh, the main character.
Yeah.
She's a very talented young lady.
We have Jack Black. Dave's favorite actor, Jack Black, is Bowser. Oh, the main character. Yeah. She's a very talented young lady. We have Jack Black.
Dave's favorite actor, Jack Black, is Bowser.
Okay, I can see that.
You know what?
The only one I really have an issue with so far is Mario.
Do you want Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong?
I don't hate that.
Hey, here's a really stupid question from someone who has no idea anything about this movie.
This is an animated movie, correct?
I believe so.
And the reason I say that is because I watched or I was reading something about how Robin Williams was hesitant to take the role of the genie in Aladdin
because he had a lot of respect for voice actors.
And his fear was that if he was going to be the genie in Aladdin,
he would end up putting
other voice actors out of work
by opening the door
for a bunch of A-list celebrities
to come in and take that.
And so he even had it,
I think he had it in his contract
for Disney to not
use him to promote the movie.
Like he wasn't the main
promotion point of the movie.
He didn't want them
to just use him as like,
oh, it's Robin Williams as Genie.
Well, I don't know if he started a movement there,
but it certainly has been taken over by A-list actors at this point.
Yeah, I don't think voice actors even exist anymore at this point.
Except for Adim Dizel.
Good on him for looking out for the little man.
The other guys.
Good for him.
I don't know.
He made good money in voiceover work.
I want to see a Mario movie.
I want to see the Super Mario Bros.
It's a me! But I don't know
how to feel about this movie at this
point. Mario. Fred Armisen
is Cranky Kong. Wow.
I can't believe they didn't give
that to me. That dude's hilarious. They call you
Cranky Kong?
Why are they calling you that?
They call him Cranky Kong. Cranky Kong is the old Bag of Bones.
They also have Sebastian Maniscalco.
You got familiar with him?
Sebastian Janikowski?
No.
No.
He clearly didn't say that, but similar, if not identical amount of syllables.
What was the first other name?
Maniscalco?
Maniscalco.
Maniscalco.
Janikowski.
How do you know this so fast? I count them real quickly in my head, man. It doesn't make sense to me. Maniscalco. That was four. Janikowski. How do you know this so fast?
I count them real quickly in my head, man.
Man, that is some party trick.
Yep.
Seven syllables.
I don't think we're going to do this in the stream room,
nor do I think we're going to go to the movie theater
and watch this with Dave and Joker make up.
I will watch this movie.
Will you do it in Joker make up at the movie theater?
I probably won't leave my home as we have a baby.
You know what I mean? I don't want to be Guy bringing the baby to the movie.
That's not a good move.
I'll take the homie.
Does anybody want to go see James Bond in theaters with me?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'd like to go see Top Gun with me in 2023 when it comes out.
We get to see Academy Award winner Remy Malek
for his portrayal of Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody.
What do you hate more? Bohemian Rhapsody. What do you hate more?
Bohemian Rhapsody?
Yes.
That's absolutely.
Are you ready for what I'm going to say?
You're going to say The Pest with John Leguizamo.
No, no, no.
Ozark.
Bohemian Rhapsody.
You hate, okay, because you very much dislike both of these.
Yeah, you know, I, you know what this is now i'm not i'm really thinking about
it it's tough damn it yeah it's just i just didn't think he was that good and he won the i wouldn't
hate it as much if he didn't win the oscar and if people weren't like immediately like oh my god
this is groundbreaking performance i It wasn't that good.
And the movie itself is milquetoast.
Oh, come on. What is milquetoast?
It's just like it's a puff piece for Queen.
Like they don't get into like they were not allowed to get into a lot of the stuff.
Damn, I'm trying to puff some pieces with Queens.
Okay.
I don't know what that meant.
I'm sorry.
Puffs and pieces.
Thank you.
Do you want to know who he was up against in 2019 for this?
It's going to make me mad.
I've never seen any of the other movies.
Jonathan Pryce and the Two Popes, Adam Driver, Marriage Story, Leonardo DiCaprio and Once
Upon a Time in Hollywood, and Antonio Banderas, Pain and Glory.
How does Leo not win that?
I don't know.
Because the movie was seven hours long.
Maybe.
It was a fine movie.
I don't know if that year packed a bunch.
I'm sorry.
I had that incorrect.
That was the year Joaquin Phoenix won.
Viggo Mortensen for Green Book.
Willem Dafoe for At Eternity's Gate.
Bradley Cooper, A Star is Born.
Christian Bale as Dick Cheney in Vice.
And then Rami Malek won for Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm honestly surprised Christian Bale did not win.
Vice was good.
They love a good – Hollywood loves a political depiction.
Sure.
One that kind of lampoons someone they may not like, like Dick Cheney.
My lampoons.
Lampoons.
And that's surprising.
But whatever, man.
I don't care.
Ozark's...
I will at least grant you
that Ozark had some good episodes
in season one.
Bohemian Rhapsody was just never good.
I liked Bohemian Rhapsody.
I did.
I liked hearing Queen songs.
I'll say this for it.
It made me appreciate Queen
more than I did before,
which I already did,
but I love their music.
I should also say this. i have a different viewing experience of bohemian rhapsody as i
watched it on a plane which if you're watching a movie on a plane and you're en route somewhere
that is fun and you're excited for it you're automatically going to like that movie more
than you originally would like that movie and i was on my way somewhere i think i might have
been on my way to our wedding so yeah i probably yeah you were uh very cool you were yeah you were high on vibes man endorphins
and whatnot can i tell you guys something that i watched this weekend that i would implore other
people to check out at least one episode of i guess i was scrolling netflix on thursday night
thursday evening sally was out at a happy hour that she went to for five hours.
Kind of must be nice.
Happy hours. Yeah. So I was
bored and I was like, you know what? I'm going to watch something that
I wouldn't watch with Sally because there's no way that she
would actually want to sit down and watch this. And when I saw
that the number one series
on Netflix was a show called
Squid Game,
a Korean thriller,
I was like, you know what? I i'm trying this have you guys heard about
this show i have not have you guys seen the hunger games oh yeah i've seen parts of every one of
those have you seen the original hunger games the condemned starring stone cold steve austin
no yes i had it's amazing i have seen I mean, the Hunger Games essentially saw the condemned,
and they were like, oh, we should do this for kids.
Weren't there books?
Who cares, man?
Stone Cold was the original.
Steve Austin effect.
Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence took all his clout.
He's got a podcast.
Squid Game is a show about a bunch of people who have debts,
very large debts, whether it's gambling debts,
whether it's because they are in financial trouble.
They wanted to go to college.
And these people, okay.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
What's a scam without acting like they're a scam?
Hey, am I right?
And they take these people with their debts and they bring them to an island and they have a money game where they play red light, green light among other children's games.
And the winner gets hundreds of millions of dollars, I believe.
I'm not really sure how the conversion rate works on this show.
And the losers just get shot dead.
So this isn't a reality show.
No, no.
This is an actual game.
Yeah.
It is some of the most anxiety-inducing television that I've ever seen.
Do you recommend it?
I recommend it.
I am three episodes in, and I have to say I am absolutely entranced by this show.
Do you watch it on Sunday evenings?
I did not watch it last night.
I did fall asleep midway through the third episode,
so I have to go back and watch the final 15 to 20 minutes.
It was because it was late, not because I was not enjoying it.
I think I'm just falling asleep like crazy lately during TV time.
It's this kid, man.
Yeah.
I've drifted off on my couch unintentionally more times than I have in my life in the last, like, month.
Dude, it's difficult.
And if you have to read the stuff, too, it just makes me fall asleep even faster.
I'm telling you, go watch the trailer for Squid Game because you will be so confused.
I will give it a shot.
I'll give this a shot.
The actual scale of the show is shocking.
Like, there's just so much in play.
Please just go watch it.
I'm going.
I just told you I would.
Have you started Only Murders in the Building yet?
Oh, fuck.
That's what I keep forgetting to start.
So, no, I haven't. So, you're not starting either of fuck. That's what I keep forgetting to start.
So, no, I haven't.
So, you're not starting either of these. It's on what?
Hulu.
Oh, I'm so in on that.
Is it legit or is it legit?
Martin Short, Steve Martin, Selena Gomez.
It's an absolute delight.
Everyone's been clamoring for these three to get together,
and they finally did.
Actually, it was so good that it got the top billing of something
that I think everyone can agree is pretty much like the who's who of Hollywood.
Micah's Read of the Week.
Did Micah give me any credit for recommending that show to him?
No, he did not.
What a jerk.
I know.
He's rude.
He's rude.
Good grief.
Speaking of jerks, we've got Brett in the building.
Oh, he's a nice fella.
I know.
I like Brett.
I didn't even notice Dylan's little tan until right now.
What?
Are you even tan, dude?
Did I?
San Diego.
What?
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Is this the first time that Brett's Breaking News has been sponsored?
Your segment is sponsored.
Congrats.
A non-small business, yes.
They might be a small business.
I don't know.
Dude, think about all the Americans out there.
There's even, like, how more than, like, there's half of Americans are on a high-deductible
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Boy, they'll get you.
I learned that the hard way.
I think I chose the wrong plan when we were doing our thing.
Everyone's got a tale about getting got by these companies, man.
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Dave, you just wanted to make this into a segment, right?
Yeah.
You want to talk about that at length.
Yeah, I've got some talking points.
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Dylan, since you're riding high off your nap, which I'm sure... Did you hear about my nap?
I have yet to hear about it.
I'm sure it's a fantastic segment that I will go back and listen to closely.
Do you want to go?
Shithead kids, crypto, or geomagnetic atmospheric conditions?
Oh, well, I'm obviously going to start with geomagnetic atmospheric conditions.
That sounds lit.
Gak.
It's lit.
It's lit because guess what?
There's a G2 solar storm on the way, Dylan.
G2 solar storm.
Okay, solar, sun, storm, G2.
What does it mean?
G2 is the second highest level of G5, which is the most severe of solar storms.
Oh, I was hoping that it was going to rain G2 on us. Gatorade style, baby.
What does that mean for us?
Low sugar.
That means that satellites may go out?
Oh, you're not going to get texts anymore again.
What is a solar storm?
You got that new phone on you, and you're not going to get texts, dog.
A solar storm is when the sun releases a solar coronal mass ejection.
Oh, hey, when that happens.
Solar winds unleashed
from a hole that has opened up in the sun's
corona. Dave?
What happened to
your corona?
Hit the button.
Okay, that explains nothing. I don't know what that
means, but it sounds kind of scary.
So the sun drank too much corona and now it's
going to have a...
Now she's leaking.
It booted.
Here's the deal.
If you're in New York or Wisconsin, perhaps, you're going to see the Northern Lights.
Scani?
Really?
Yeah.
Let's fly out there.
Wow.
Pretty cool.
If you're north of that, your cell phone may not work.
You guys ever seen the Northern Lights?
No.
If you travel on a plane up there, they may lose their communication systems periodically.
It's a problem.
There's a lot of movies out there
that deal with a bad solar storm
that notches the world's communication.
Dude, we're in trouble if internet goes down.
Not just the company, but everybody.
Party?
Yeah.
Internet parties are in big trouble.
No, no, no.
There are 101 episodes as of,
or will be as of this week.
They just need to call their,
they're just going to have to rename.
Party.
Yeah. It. Yeah.
Just saying.
That's a good pod name.
If this thing gets worse than a G2, people will be talking about it.
I just want to be, I want us to be early on this.
Wow.
That's understandable.
We called it.
We're the, what's the guy's name?
The Michael Berry of Solar Storms.
Who's Michael Berry?
Dude, not getting a forecast of the UT games is a huge downer at this point.
I'm sorry?
What?
Oh, you're talking about our guy?
Scott Fisher?
Oh.
That guy's crazy.
His contract expired with the university, apparently.
I don't know.
They just kind of shoot him out.
You've got to renew that.
Chris Del Conte, you were like, yeah, you're gone.
He's got to name his price, man.
You've got to get the guy back on board.
No, they've dropped a lot of the bits at the games, and I have to say, it's a good thing.
How does the south end zone look? Does it look lit?
It's good, except for the
longhorn is
off-center. No.
It does not line up correctly with the goalpost.
Dude, there's no way.
I'm going to check this out. It's slightly off-center.
And that is a tough thing to
know. It's hard to look at that
and think about how it's just like three feet to the side.
Are they going to put like a logo next to it?
Like the something something South End Zone?
I don't know.
It also sucks because all the people that have the seats in the South End Zone
also have access to the field.
I assume that they're very expensive tickets.
But instead of sitting in the seats, everyone goes to the field.
So it looks like there's just an entire part of the stadium that's just completely empty.
It's a tough look for the stadium.
It's too bad.
Putting it out there.
Will, you fancy yourself in the image of a British outdoorsman, correct?
Sure. I've taken walks in Britain before.
Well, British outdoorsman Richard Mavor.
Mm-hmm. Oh, I know him well dickie mave he has spotted
something what in scotland's loch ness scotland did he get the loch ness monster randy help me
out he hits with a photo of this look at this just on the kind of not the shore but where the
the water begins to drop off that is such a Photoshop. He captured this with his drone.
It's a Photoshop.
Yeah, that's just not the Loch Ness Monster.
Wait, where are we thinking it is?
Right.
This is center to left bottom screen.
There's one, two, three, four, five, six.
There's six kayaks right here ready to go out on a nice little voyage on the Loch.
And you're telling me that none of these people seemed that concerned with the Loch Ness Monster?
Well, they couldn't see it.
They didn't know in real time. He just took a nice
little drone shot when they were chilling on the shore
and only discovered this
when a YouTube commenter said, hey, go to
like four minutes. Look around the water's
edge. We don't have
the swim that gets swimming?
We just have the still?
I have the still right now. I've not
done my own research. I'm going to have to review right now. I've not done my own research.
I'm going to have to review the tape.
I actually did a research project on this in eighth grade.
Do you guys want me to bring that up?
What did you find?
I think it's a white dog place.
There's a lot of evidence against the Loch Ness Monster being real.
What?
Why?
I think the original photo that you see,
if you just Google Loch Ness Monster,
the guy who took that photo admitted to faking it.
Yeah, it's tough.
Yeah, it's not ideal. There is just reports of a mysterious monster in that loch dating back hundreds of
years, though. I would love to go to Loch Ness. I've never done it. My parents went there when they were at a
wedding overseas when I was a very young child, and they brought me back a golf ball that
had the Loch Ness Monster on it. Shouts to Nessie. The theory is
relatively plausible, though.
Well, it's one of the deepest.
I think it's one of the deepest lakes there is.
It is.
And it was open to the sea not long ago.
The statistic that we've only discovered or explored an X percentage of the ocean,
and we know there's millions of species that we've never even seen.
There's something like that in the ocean.
Like for sure, right?
They say it's a plesiosaur, Dylan.
You know a plesiosaur.
Oh, I thought I was going to guess.
They're like the brontosaurus of the water.
It's not real.
Plesiosaur are real.
Couldn't tell you.
Yeah, you're the dinosaur guy.
I need to see actual video of this.
I'm going to spend the rest of my day looking
at videos of this and like zooming in shots of nessie yeah where's the video dog it's on his
it's on his page we can go watch it i just pulled the still for the purpose of this podcast i don't
know ma'am i'm intrigued brett you have my attention i'm not saying one way or the other
but it's something that's definitely worth looking into.
Dave is the crypto expert on this podcast.
Dave, you were a shithead kid back in the day, right? No.
Okay. Yes. I have a story about shithead kids from California.
California teens are scary. What do they do this time? California restaurant has banned customers under
18 unless they're accompanied by an adult okay red rooster burgers and brew said young people are no longer welcome
because of recent vandalization somebody unscrewed the the salt shaker to like prank their friend
one too many times i got the list here you want the rap sheet dave yeah i guess so they were
trying to put a bunch of they were all all just stuffing saltines in their mouths trying to do it in under a minute.
That's a thing.
Fries being thrown at employees.
A condom left in the bathroom.
Oh.
Candy being stuck to the ceilings.
And condiments being squirted into the wrong bottles and thrown around the premises.
Yeah, get these kids out of there.
Yeah, I'm fine with this.
Customers were sitting on the baby changing tables in the restrooms making out.
And marijuana was being smoked in the bathroom.
You're in California.
It seems like the least of it.
You're allowed to do that, right?
Dylan, were you doing this this weekend?
Reefer.
Were you doing it?
No.
You're our California correspondent for the day.
I didn't hit any Js.
Why smoke in the bathroom?
It's California.
I mean, I guess if you're under 18, you can't.
I don't know what the law is.
Recently.
Just go smoke it outside.
A neighbor's Halloween display was also vandalized,
and we found pieces of it in our parking lot.
That's where I draw the line.
The owner of Rooster.
Red Rooster?
Red Rooster Burgers and Brew.
I love their burgers.
This is why we can't actually do a Wilmont's,
because if we had a bunch of cool teens take over and start fucking shit up,
I'm not going to do anything about it.
No.
I'm going to be absolutely frightened.
It's like, no, have at it.
Is this part of the Dude Devious Licks Challenge?
This is the Dude Perfect Tour.
This is all in connection and conjunction with Dude Perfect.
Are we going to Dude Perfect in San Antonio?
They're selling out arenas and shit.
If Chad would hit us up with some
gear and tickets.
We're going to the show.
Get us backstage. Get us on the bus.
Just ride around
in the Jerry van. The Dude Bus.
You want a picture
with the twins. Aren't they your favorites?
Twins!
Remember the Freedom Express? Pretty good favorites twins remember the freedom express pretty good
what is the freedom i believe that's what john mccain called his to his boss during his campaign
that's cool the freedom express might have been mitt romney not sure which one i'm more of a
silver uh bullet guy very cool really cool as light people all over the world tapping the
rockies very cool man his mountains are blue is what he's telling you. I'm a Molson Coors guy.
What can I say?
I understand.
Vizzy Hart-Seltzer.
Just a Yingling.
Had one at Walk-Ons,
which we watched the Florida-Tennessee game at this weekend.
It's called Walk-Ons.
That's a sick story.
Yeah, fun fact about me.
Bistro, spelled with an E-A-U-X.
I was buying booze for the get-together on Saturday,
and I meant to buy Yingling.
Accidentally bought Yingling Lite.
I was like, you know what?
I'll try it. How'd it go?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Very fun.
Yeah.
Man, sick.
That'll conclude this episode.
Hey, how'd you golf?
You know, I struck the ball well.
That's all we can ask for.
The back felt great.
Hey, what did the squad shoot on Friday
now that we got both of you here?
I think I went 47-49.
Wow.
Only one lost ball, 47-49.
That's insane.
Those greens are ridiculous right now.
Those are either one or two.
1A, 1B, like the toughest greens,
the quickest. Who was your 4 caddie?
Did Dave mention his putt?
No, Dave did not mention his putt.
Was it the first hole? Oh, on one?
Oh yeah, a 5 putt at one.
So I put it to the back, on the green,
well, back of the green. I didn't know we were doing
an impromptu expose him segment.
We can expose him. I 4 putted, I think, twice.
Who won Wolf? You did.
Yeah, that's right.
Because he put 20 points in the last hole.
He won the last hole.
It's king shit, dog.
Yeah, I did five putts.
Or four or five putts.
Either way, too many putts.
You know?
Not great.
We all fell victim to that.
Dude.
Oh, do you get a bad read from the fourth day?
No, but I just.
No, his read was right.
He said, it's going to be fast.
He should have said barely tap it, which he said later, because I put a little bit, you
know, I'm putting from the fringe and this thing went all the way down to the front of
the green.
It was, it was so bad.
It was so bad.
There were, there were instances where like you, the ball would stop and you'd be walking
to, to go do whatever. And then you'd look back at the ball
and it would be 30 feet left of where you just
hit it. I was like, wait a second.
Couldn't complain, though. Weather was
great. Oh, beautiful weather. Transfusions,
things of that nature. Shouts to Ryan.
I'll catch you next time, man. Shouts to Ryan, for sure.
We had Jared on the four-taddy.
Wow. Who weirdly lives in my apartment complex.
So I got his number. Yeah, we did.
We changed numbers. Was he born in my apartment complex. Swag. I got his number. Yeah, we did. We changed numbers.
Was he born in the same hospital as Randy as well?
That would be, I would not be able to handle that.
All these Indiana folk.
He's a nice guy though.
But yeah, he's a semi-pro golfer.
On the semi-pro tours, which I think are just pro tours, but not the big ones yet.
Yeah.
They're for semis.
They play with a semi.
That's one stipulation.
That's what fucking Sergio was doing this week.
That was just rocked up.
What was that guy doing with the camera? I don't know.
He was rocked.
I thought he was taking a piss.
Oh, on the green?
I think he saw that his fly was down
and he couldn't get it up.
That's what, yeah.
Oh, I thought this dude just had to pee so bad.
Nobody would notice if I just pull it out of here.
Shall we?
Let's go.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.