Circling Back - Rizz, Chops, and Alix Earle: Intern Calli's Gen Z Quiz
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defries to my left david ruff i don't like this hbo thing hbo max is changing their name to max and um personally i'm
not here for it i don't like it i don't like change i feel like they've already been like
two or three other things hbo hbo for example
i just don't wouldn't their hbo go i know it's a different product probably
i what i'm saying is i it's i'm not comfortable with this and i'm going to continue to call it
hbo going forward well there's also nothing you can do about it there's also a difference between
hbo and hbo max a lot of people don't realize that like such as like some shows are hbo shows and other shows
are hbo max shows for example succession the last of us those are your tried and true hbo shows did
not know this a show like have you guys seen uh the secret secret sex lives of college girls i
think it's called dylan has mindy kaling wrote wrote it. Saw that coming. Yeah, you did.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, that's an HBO Max show.
It's just like more of a low-budget comedy as opposed to like a high-budget HBO feature.
I don't know if that has anything to do with this deal.
Like, is HBO going to stand alone or is HBO Max the only one losing its name?
Hard to say.
It has three tiers.
You see that?
There's one with ads.
There's an ad-free tier.
And there's an ultimate ad-free tier.
I want the tier with the most ads.
Just bring me all the brands.
Yeah, I love watching something on Peacock, thinking that because I pay a monthly fee
for it, I won't have to watch ads.
There's just ads on everything.
I think NBC's hurting.
I think NBC, based on their automatically inserted ads on their YouTube videos for soccer highlights,
they are desperate for cash.
I know MSLSD is hurting.
Microsoft.
They're losing their viewership, Dylan.
MSLSD?
That's just what I call them.
Dylan Shivery, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey, guys.
Happy to be here. Got my coffee. A little afternoon cup and gentlemen. Hey, guys. Happy to be here.
Got my coffee.
A little afternoon cup of Joe.
Never hurt anybody.
You know how it goes.
Hey, you guys see this video of Donald Trump just talking about Tom Cruise over and over again?
Why is that so funny to me?
I haven't seen it.
He probably doesn't know.
Because Tom Cruise in his world is still, and he might be the biggest movie star in the world.
So why would you
reference anybody else he's made like 10 different stunts 10 different references uh talking about
the u.s military and how they're all like tom cruise but better looking and also like tom
cruise but tougher he just keeps comparing us he's a tiny man who gets by because he he has cameras that you know he also says like
in the last clip he goes also taller like dunking on tom crew he doesn't know that he does like tom
are all the troops scientologists too i that part i don't do they hold people in in detention
centers and probably torture them like oh probably not no but it's just funny like stop he's obsessed
with tom cruise it's funny
it's probably the adderall don't people get like one track minds when they're on adderall
i wouldn't know i would it was more of a vivance guy in my day adderall is awesome if you take it
responsibly and with prescription you know there's a shortage is it still is the shortage still going
on didn't know that whose fault is the shortage
is it is it the drug companies who are not producing enough is it probably doctors for
over prescribing or is it the is it the the people they've taken too many we get a lot the world gets
a lot of fertilizer from russia and when he decided to invade uh the ukraine it really uh
really hurt our ability to fertilize adderall i didn't even know that
adderall grew on trees it doesn't grow it grow it's a plant adderall is a plant you say it's not
it's not what if it was cocaine comes from a plant you grow it in your closet with some hydroponic
shit you can't you can't
bring up cocaine stuff if you don't want the cocaine jokes made about just pointing out that
it comes from a plant man the coca plant ever heard people chew the leaves that's how you get
a nice little buzz yeah that's true i wouldn't know not something i do i don't know this guy
I do.
I don't do cocaine. Not this guy.
I draw the line at coffee.
You don't, though.
Speaking of, Coffee Friday coming up.
Check it out.
Yep.
All those Love Island people out there are like, oh, my God.
Where are our Friday episodes?
We're doing Coffee Friday this Friday.
We've got a special guest coming in the studio.
If you want to see who it is, go to our Instagram profile
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We're still the Love Island boys,
though.
For sure.
Always will be.
You are, especially.
For sure.
We're doing a rewatch.
Dude,
I'm going to start smoking.
If I keep watching that season three,
I'm going to start smoking again.
I already get the itch.
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
I know.
Smoking is awesome.
Like cigarettes?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you did i know smoking is awesome like cigarettes yeah yeah yeah i mean i i am all for uh adderall cigarette dylan just see what kind of character that creates what if i just start smoking you don't see that i feel like that would
accelerate your aging i don't know people are smoking out there. You're going to turn 40 this year and start smoking.
Yeah. Most people don't do
it that way. It's all downhill after I turn
40, right? You know what they say? Over the
hill. I'll just smoke.
I'm not
going to smoke, guys. Don't do that. It's bad
for you.
Okay.
You okay? It's quite the PSA.
Are you okay? No. Do you need a cigarette right now yes
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especially online you pull it off the best how's that funny go that far he wears it well you fill
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instagram that wear it quite well because dylan is all over instagram wearing this shirt i'm
getting screenshots from people that barely know who i am being like just dylan well let's just say it brings out me eyes there was uh they did a post with with me on there
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and it said does it come with him i'll take two like obviously the shirt does not come with you
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a little h on the to did you look her up i clicked on her prof and like i said she's an older woman
named marlene so it's you know oh okay i mean when i say older she was probably 60. and that's older don't dox this woman
dude where does she live i'm sure her name is marlene but it's it's like a name like that it
was probably a bot it wasn't trust me you got botted uh no sir well you know well thank you
for knowing that thank you for saying that this is the blue bonnet one i didn't mean to rattle
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We actually looked at whale penises on the show.
We did.
We did.
A lot of times, a lot of shows aren't willing to go there.
Hey, not safe for
work it's fine i mean it's okay like no like depends where you work i think yeah it totally
depends on where you work you could be working from home right now that's totally safe if you
work at like the zoo or something people might be like if you're an elementary school teacher don't
you know that's not safe for work i honestly feel like it's more safe for work than a lot of stuff like penises happen fair enough whale penises specifically i may have
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it's not the dylan was way too dylan was much faster than me to question that mainly because
you apparently know like how long a meter is when i heard 30 meters i was like i don't know cool don't know don't know what that means a meter is
compared to a yard they're they're a little bit different but they're whose yard like yours is
shaped differently than dave's i don't know whose is even bigger at this point in three feet well
that's a tiny ass yard for you dude you might want to get your bread up
stop taking everything so literally dog how many meters is a yard
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Yeah, part of the reason I'm doing this
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All right, hold on.
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What is this?
Nothing's going over your head.
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I guess so.
That's not the case.
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circling i need to talk about something guys okay i come to you today with my tail between my legs okay not because i'm sponsored by bird dogs i come to you because i have done something
regretful regrettable regrettable regrettable i embarrassed myself
and i need you guys to really uh suss out here how embarrassed i need to be
i do it a few times a week on this show.
Part of the reason I'm doing this is because I've had one of these moments
when I'm laying in bed over the last few nights,
and I've thought of this moment in my life,
and I make an outward motion or I make a noise just to get the thought out
because it's making me feel so uncomfortable and icky.
It gives you the ick?
Ugh. Ugh. It's like, why did you do that, Will? just to get the thought out because it's making me feel so uncomfortable. And it gives you the ick.
Oh,
oh, it's like,
why did you do that?
Well,
you're such a bad person.
It's like a,
you thought of something like a stupid thing you said to somebody in like
sixth grade.
And you're like,
Oh my God.
Yes,
exactly.
I have a thing where sometimes if I'm thinking about something awkward,
let's say Dylan and I had an awkward conversation earlier this morning.
Talking about how,
like what?
I don't know.
Like how your arms are getting a little too big. and then and then you snap back and then i maybe
i say something awkward like later in the day if i think of that i'll almost like enunciate my
thoughts to like well i don't it's not an intentional thing i'll just verbally say something
to get that awkwardness out of me i don't know why i do that it's a reaction okay do
you understand this i've had listeners reach out and say i actually do this too but this has been
how does it sound like whatever's in my head so if i was thinking about uh the dick saloon picture
behind you i might and i think of that awkward moment i might just be like oh dick saloon
really i only do it alone i don't do it in front of other people i think because my brain's occupied
but i do it alone a lot so you do it on sunday scaries no no i just do it on the car in like
the car when i'm alone oh i thought you said listeners will tell you i i've mentioned this
before maybe on scaries or something and listeners have reached out being like dude i do the same
thing like i make an audible noise when i think of something awkward like you're exercising the
the awkwardness i think so yeah you're vocalizingizing it. Making it something that you can hear.
Sometimes I wake up screaming from dreaming.
One day I'll watch as you're leaving.
No one's lost.
A tale as old as time.
It's probably some dumbass pop punk song that i've never heard
dude that's exactly what it is like fallout boy or something yeah exactly it's fallout boy
hey dave should we pop this punk right now
that was taylor swift oh okay taylor swift yeah yeah newly single i saw you googling her earlier Dylan was hunting and pecking T-A-Y-L-O-R
she was spotted in New York
yeah
famous people go places
regular people
per du mois
not a big deal
no I read some tea
that she was out in New York
having fun
so we tried to
we're going to New York
in a few weeks
and we tried to get a reservation
at the restaurant
she was leaving
our plan was to already
try to go to this restaurant
and then she got photographed
leaving it last night
or the night before whenever I went online to get a reservation today because
it dropped at 10 a.m uh i pressed refresh right when it said 10 a.m the second it went to the
website everything gone nothing left you know what she's the problem do you think like like
serious influencers like that they get paid by restaurants just to like be seen there maybe just
go stop by
like walk in and walk out and we'll pay you like 50 grand i mean if i was a really famous person
and i had a relationship with a restaurant and they were like not only will we give you a free
meal but we'll make sure that you're taken care of when you come in here we'll put you at a table
in the back so you're not bothered like i would absolutely help that restaurant out by doing a
public walk out to an uber you would you would do the opposite of what
james corden does yes yeah just goes and berates the staff that guy stinks and then he goes and
makes a video that's not good fritz is really enjoying um peter rabbit 2 lately and james
corden's voice is in it it was fine for like the first two watches and now i'm just making my blood
boil you didn't tell him that james corden just a total twat dude fucking narp yeah narp
okay so we're driving you guys know i've talked about it before there's an intersection outside
of my place it's people are rolling through that stop people are having trouble getting up the hill
it's just the wild west over it is it's why it's a scene it becomes a frustrating situation
sometimes especially when you're driving because when you have a kid in the car i'm white knuckling
the entire time i'm scared scared boy so i'm driving the other day i'm going over to my um
my relative's house and uh i'm turning i'm taking a left turn which means that i need the cars on
the other side of the road to go and uh as i'm turning i see this car other car that's turning
in front of me and i'm letting them go and they start to slow down at a rapid pace.
And I do something regrettable here.
I get road rage.
Did you give him a finger, the finger?
No, I didn't give him a finger.
That's not a finger offense.
That's not a finger offense.
You laid on your horn?
No, no.
I just did a very, I did a very adamant,
like, come on, no, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Like real hand gestures.
Like very Italian, you know?
You know, Dave, you're Italian.
Hey.
Oh, I'm driving here.
So wait, they're not in front of,
they're in front of you, but they're not.
They are taking a right turn.
I'm taking a left turn.
And so they are sliding ahead of me.
I'm trying to slide in right behind them
and get up that hill.
Can I ask you a question?
Is there another lane of traffic
so potentially like you could be
competing traffic on that side?
Correct, correct.
That's exactly why I was kind of gesturing,
go, go. And I should have done it in a much nicer way i did it in an angry way yeah it happens
yeah you want in and then as as it's going on the worst happens oh no i start to see the driver's
side window go down and i'm like oh no there's. And then I hear Sally say, oh, my God.
Oh, no.
You knew the person.
It was two very good friends of ours.
They were slowing down to say hello on Easter Sunday.
And meanwhile, I'm like, get the fuck out of here.
What are you doing?
Dude, who was it?
My buddy Spencer and his family.
So what I do, I have no choice.
I have to go straight tail between the legs.
And I call him on the phone. And I'm just hey guys how's it going oh dude sally just starts absolutely
slandering me she's like sorry will has the worst road rage i actually think she was doing the same
thing as me but we'll never know how embarrassed do i need to be do i need to like i did the
immediate phone call after like do i need to like buy like a drink for them to show like hey i'm not a total psychopath but i would like
i looked like a psychopath here's the here's the thing driving brings out the worst traits in
people it's a very stressful thing everyone anyone can relate on some level to like being
really frustrated behind the wheel so i think you cleaned your mess up as well as you could have you made the phone call did you think about playing it
off as like oh i knew it was y'all i was just kidding like jason i think had i tried to do that
it would have been very evident that i was not uh in on the joke being that like my heart was like
racing and i was just doing everything i could have possibly done to be like, guys, I didn't, I didn't mean to do that.
That's funny.
Did you honk?
Didn't honk.
I was very,
I think I might've been close to honking because I've,
I've started to utilize the quick honk.
I finally have that cadence down well enough on my car for a while.
I was trying to do quick honks and I was doing extendo.
I figured out how to do the quick honk.
The length of my, of my big honks.
You know what I mean?
A honking pair. The length of my honks directly correlate to how egregious your driving error was
i had an old lady in front of me the other day and i felt bad but then i thought to myself like
dude i don't like she's probably hard of hearing but she was clearly an old like you couldn't see
her over her buick like steering wheel and she wasn't moving at the stoplight and i was like
well she's either like not realizing
what's going on she's dead or she's deaf and so i hit the horn on her dead or and she was like she
just i've laid on the horn on a car before and then pull up next to me and it's like a man that's
way too old to be driving along with his like old back of bones wife and they're just like oh
and i felt so bad
yeah they're drinking exactly like one nip of whiskey to stay alive you're driving terribly but
maybe you know you're old and i get it but also maybe you shouldn't have a license and then this
whole thing just stinks what if instead of like when you honk what if when you hit your horn
uh instead of a honk two college hunks just showed up in your car and then there's all like
they had your back no matter what and they just hung out with you for the rest of the day that
would be a lot cool if every time i honked my horn two hunks showed up in my car i would be honking
way too much they would help you move your junk if you needed like let's say will yesterday you
could have used it you hurt your back i don't want to cuck any stories here. Yeah, but my range of motion is not ideal right now.
You could have used some honks.
You had Randy, so you had kind of a honk.
I thought I had one honk.
That is a one honk.
I got one honk.
Not in college.
I got one honk to help me move stuff yesterday.
I should have gotten two.
I should have gotten two.
You should have just hit double tap that honk.
You didn't have active transcripts, but a honk nonetheless.
I got a new turntable, and I needed to put this –
I needed to set this thing up, and in order to do so,
I needed to move a chest from the front room of our place into our main living room area.
And Randy helped me right out in bushy tailed as always.
And somewhere in that move, I pulled my back.
Just absolutely blew this bitch out.
And he just kicked his bicep, by the way.
Randy, you don't know how soft I felt yesterday when I hurt my back and Randy was completely fine,
just eating his fucking tacos, El Carbon, or whatever he got.
You looked down real bad when you were walking around.
Did I look worse yesterday or today?
Yesterday.
Oh, okay.
By far.
Okay.
Your angle of bend was significant yesterday.
You remember at our previous employer when Dylan, I don't know if it was the leg. You hurt bent. Your angle of bend was significant yesterday. You remember at our previous employer when Dylan,
I don't know if it was the leg.
You hurt something.
Was it your calves?
My calves, yeah.
You torched something.
I've got a video on my phone of you walking by.
You look so angry at me that I'm recording you,
but you were just in so much pain.
I had DOMS in the calves.
Delayed onset muscle soreness.
Very serious condition.
Family. Yeah. and i couldn't
i straight doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile i couldn't walk and you can have any
fear you want as long as it's a corona you're doing dumb you're doing dumb still
forgot his last name in the movie
you're not a real fucking furious head some teredo real furious teredo dude some some total
dumb dumb this morning on barton springs made a right turn from the left lane and like four cars
had a slam on the brakes not to t-bone this lady and no one honked they almost randied her yeah
what are you doing making a right turn from the left lane when cars are whipping by?
She might have been in sicko mode.
You don't know.
Just a total dum-dum.
Yeah, was she pushing a Tessie?
No, she wasn't pushing a Tessie.
No, she was – no.
Why?
Because maybe Elon was driving it.
No, Elon wasn't pushing this thing, man.
It was like a Corolla or something.
Adam?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, I got a podcast.
It's my Adam Corolla.
That's stonk.
Wasn't Madison on the Adam Corolla show?
Famously.
Dude, I might need to go back and hit that epi. A long ago it was it's not available oh yeah oh it's not i was gonna say let's get that
to the top of the charts did he have him on dudes doing business we did not you didn't do a home and
home with adam carolla of the man show i don't think he would have done that i don't think but
we did have we did have a guy who got to meet micah when micah uh was walking with uh at least five
bushel bushels of bananas and uh the guy was like hey nice to meet you michael's like i was like i
shake your hand but i'm carrying like uh i don't know eight dozen bananas right the true story
well maybe it was not that many but bushels 96 bananas dude or is it a gaggle i don't know dave you could call banana
a gaggle it's nature's glizzy is what it is
you know about that a glizzy gladiator for it's called aminas i don't get it
well let's see uh at that age they don't speak very well yet and so they're trying to put words
together how did he settle on that one you know look at the speech pathologist over here this is my sister does for
a living yeah i know oh she told me that was always one of those things and like like i remember being
like 19 and talking to girls and being like yeah what's your major and they'd be like speech
pathology i can't even say it speech pathology it's ironically hard to say and like
when they and then like i i would immediately know like oh you're way smarter than i am i don't need
to be talking anymore meanwhile you're wearing a t-shirt from spencer's gifts it says fbi female
body inspector yeah like oh man like it's just embarrassing like what what do you do yeah dude i'm undeclared yeah i don't know
i changed my majors a couple times she's like yeah i'm i'm going out for the first time this
week and not drinking so i can study more when i get home tonight i'm like sick yeah are you
really in the fbi no it's it's a joke friends and i yeah really yeah meanwhile you're at it's a joke friends and i yeah really in the fbi meanwhile you're at it's a costume party
and you're wearing the uh you're the franzia box and then like the tap is your you're what
you're what david and like you meet like a really nice girl and she's like so what's
this costume bike uh this is kind of an inside joke. My friends and I really like Franzia. Just happened that the tap was in a spot like that.
It's not great.
I was kind of bummed that no one showed up in theme for Fritz's party.
It was supposed to be caddies and baddies.
Oh, really?
And no one showed up theme-driven.
I thought it was golf pros and tennis huts.
Yeah, I thought about that one.
That's why Britt and I were what we did.
Oh, okay.
That's why I showed up. I completely had had it wrong that's why i was a sexy
secretary i was like really embarrassed i don't know i didn't even know you had thigh highs yeah
i didn't either you rocked it though dude yeah look man we we had a party one time and it was
around halloween and we told some people that we
invited over that it was a halloween costume party so that they would dress up even though
none of us were dressed up that's wrong well then they all showed up all dressed up about
10 minutes later we were like shit the people that are dressed up are having way more fun than
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It's time i went to the movies last night what'd you go with solo like derulo riding solo that's what i was thinking as i i went to the
movie theater yeah i went and saw super mar Brothers. Which theater did you go to?
Alamo Drafthouse.
Okay.
South?
South side.
It's the only place to go.
I've gone to movies solo before.
Anything notable that you've seen solo before?
I'm not thinking of anything in particular.
I just feel like there could be something funny in your backlog of solo movies.
I honestly can't remember. you can't put me like i i honestly i wish i knew i mean there were the hope solo picks that dylan said yeah it's true what are you doing
we'll fucking ask the question what are you doing i went saw cabin fever in high school
alone i just i just saw it that that's i thought i honestly thought it was weird that i went and
saw cabin fever which is like bad boy somewhat of a horror movie alone you going and seeing
it alone is like bad boy season like you must have been just down bad that day oh i just i
wanted to step out that's when i lived like almost across the street from alamo draft house i walked
across the street you lived in san antonio i had like two glasses of wine and i watched a freaky
clown try to kill some kids.
And it was fun.
I had a good time.
How about that?
How about that, man?
You watched a freaky clown try to kill some kids.
You had a good time.
How about that?
And I drank some wine.
That's what he said, ladies and gentlemen.
I had a glass of wine.
I had the Pinot Noir.
That's awesome.
Haven't they been calling you Lil' Pino lately?
They have been.
Yeah. Ladies love me tell us about the fucking movie man uh also also i kicked that bitch off with
some mozzarella sticks shit are they good better than sammy's did it bring you back to the old
country no yeah the old country is sammy's no they're not as good as Sammy's. You might be surprised as to learn.
But yeah, I went alone and I had a great time.
That being said, the movie, it was fine.
It was sufficient in like that, you know, it played the hits.
It had the little Easter eggs scattered throughout.
Like, oh, there's Yoshi.
Oh, there's Cranky Kong.
That was you.
It was nostalgic, man.
It brought the little sounds they make.
Very nostalgic. that was like but my only issue with it was it's good they did not they did not do any like fun
hilarious dialogue the right like the the lines that they were that mario was dishing out which
is they were they were just falling flat the only funny thing about it was uh bowser played by jack
or voiced by jack black his character was very funny because I won't give it all away.
You could probably guess how it ends if you've,
if you've played the fucking game.
So I guess I will give it away.
Does,
does Bowser go into a pit of lava?
He wants to know they,
he actually shrinks,
which I don't really understand that reference.
Anyway,
he wants to marry the princess. Now ends up with luigi mario's brother
um and mario enlists the princess to help get him back then bowser like shows up and was like hey
i'm gonna marry the princess but the funny thing about bowser is that he's kind of like a soft
romantic type and it doesn't really fit his like like, you know, Bowser-y look.
Don't try to humanize Bowser.
He's a bad dude.
He tries to force Peach to marry him.
That ain't cool, man.
Talking about violent.
Yeah, but the character.
Get out of town, dude.
That's why it was funny.
He's the juxtaposition.
Peaches, peaches, peaches. For me, so you have this hardened warrior, evil turtle.
And then at the same time, it's juxtaposed, Will, with this need to be loved.
He even did a song.
He needs to be loved.
I just sang a little part of it. Go ahead. Peaches, little just peaches peaches they should have just thought
remember they should have just brought out the presidents of the USA and done peaches you can
tickle the ivory though give it to him Jack Black's very talented well Bowser Bowser too
did you think it was that good how do how does Bowser piano with those hands? He's got a special piano.
Very talented.
I never choose him in Mario Kart because I always imagine that his hands around the steering wheel aren't as mobile as a toad.
Dude, I'm a Yosh guy.
You are a Yosh guy.
It's expected.
Yeah.
There was a Mario Kart shout out.
A big one, actually.
Oh, yeah.
The whole scene on Rainbow Road.
Find yourself on Rainbow Road.
You want to go to Rainbow Road right now, Dylan?
Yeah, I'll fuck you up on Rainbow Road.
Go like this and just rub your eyes.
No, don't do that.
That's dangerous.
No, just do it, dude.
You'll go straight to Rainbow Road right now.
I'll straight tear that ass up on Rainbow Road.
Is that dangerous?
I do that shot like every day.
They used to tear that on your kid.
It'd be more like Nightmare Road for you if you played me.
They said you can't stare at the sun during an eclipse,
and their president did it, so I can deal with it.
So you know it's safe.
stare at the sun during an eclipse and their president did it so so you know it's safe uh no the best part was on rainbow row when uh donkey kong was gonna make a left turn
or was actually making a right turn with his family and then will will pulled up and will's
like Whoa. What the fuck? I'm getting big. He's like, move. Doing all.
Oh, get out of here. I'm trying to go to the thing.
Get the family.
I'm trying to.
That should be your road rage voice.
Dude, I was hungry, dude.
I was going.
I knew that there were deviled eggs waiting for me at that Easter brunch.
Dude, being hangry and behind the wheel is a bad combo.
Fucking guy's not turning.
Sorry.
All in all, I'm happy I saw saw it i did take an early bird should i see it made the movie feel like it's about 30 minutes long it's a fun it's a fun watch
how big into mark were you a nintendo family were you a nintendo kid yes very much very much a super
nintendo guy never had a regular nintendo as i was too young to really get one so when super
nintendo came out like that's kind of a subtle shot at me as i had one when i was a kid dylan used to play
pong in high school like i wanted i wanted a regular nintendo but i was at such an age that
my parents were like we're not going to do that at this like we got away to the super nintendo
comes out i was really good when parents run their new shit when super nintendo came out
your boy hit that super mario brothers i guarantee I'm the best Super Mario Brother player in this office.
Not three.
Super Mario 3, I'm the best.
Super Mario World, I will race you to the end, and I will win.
That's what I do.
You give me that raccoon suit, and it's just fucking over for you.
See, I want to see you two play that one,
because I think that one's more your generation.
Dude, catch me beating that whole game in like 52 minutes.
I can beat Super Mario World very quickly.
I can't do it without dying the first super mario world whatever is on super nes oh okay super
mario super one it's the one where you get the cape and you can oh yeah i didn't fuck with that
one oh i fucked with it that one was that one was difficult that was it that one was like kind of a
game changer in the Mario world.
Well, there are a lot of different routes you can take, you know?
If you wanted to go like down a different tube, suddenly you're on a water level.
My tube.
Exactly.
Exactly.
If you want to go fly like really high up in the air, you can go somewhere else and suddenly you're like on a different level.
Tubes are a big player in this one.
Oh, yeah.
Was it totally tubular?
Dylan was telling me, he's like's like man if i was in this movie
i would just be laying like on my stomach uh flat on the tube just what happens
is it true you ordered the the what
steak i said i ordered mozzarella steak i didn't't order steak in Draft House. He got cheese tubes.
He got cheese tubes.
I've heard their pizza's good.
Oh, we got fried pickles, and they're pretty good.
Are they, okay, are they spears or are they chips?
They were, they weren't full spears.
They were like smaller, like fry-sized spears.
Okay.
They were good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
I like the chips. Very cool. I like it when fried pickles are chipped for more more batter i get i get it yeah and maybe maybe it's not out
there for the pickle purists maybe hooters style i just i don't know maybe i just worry that
sometimes with the spears if they're not done correctly um sometimes it can be a little mushy
on the inside you know what i feel
that there's something to that i'll feel you yeah because i like the i like the coldness of a spear
did you ever go to pickles when you went to uh seaside did you go to pickles yes is this a rural
place yeah it's called pickles they have pickles there they do they do good fried pickles i would
hope so i haven't had a fried pickle in a minute.
I need to go to Alamo Draft House with the boys.
Let's go to Hooters.
We could just go to Draft House. Let's have a foursome and then go to Hooters.
There's not one in Austin anymore.
We could drive there.
Dude, they took away the Hooters.
The closest Hooters is my hometown, too.
We could walk to the Draft House.
Let's go to Selma, the one north of San Antonio.
I'm not driving all that way to go to fucking Hooters, Dave.
That movie was a little intense for me.
Y'all jumped my ass for there not being a happy hour
and this fucker wanted to go to Selma with me.
It's not that far. It's only about
55 minutes.
But then you're at a Hooters when you get there.
Why don't you guys just go to Selma?
Just go to Selma and San Antonio
after you go to the Alamo.
Okay.
Okay.
That's good.
The Alamo. We're doing a lot lot there's a tie-in oh uh yeah look chris there's a big there's a big uh holo baloo a big hurrah going around because i guess this
i guess certain segments of the of the of the culture war they've said that well this this is
great that it's doing so well because it's an anti-woke movie i just don't know what the fuck they're talking about i don't
really i'm like how i don't touch on any any uh political yeah you'd be hot topics no i saw
something earlier on twitter that was talking about how like nintendo's the only company that
hasn't gone woke yet and then a bunch of people were dropping in the responses a bunch of like
pics of like Link from Zelda,
just being like, you sure?
What about Rainbow Road?
No one made a stink about Rainbow Road?
Oh, good call.
Somebody out there was like,
we got to get this movie out of here.
It's been a part of the game for 30 plus years.
I've been trying to cancel Mario
for as long as I can remember.
It is a little creepy how Mario just like, you know,
is just chasing after a princess the entire time.
Like, dude, just trying to save her, dog.
You know what?
Maybe she doesn't need saving, dude.
He's not horny at all in this movie.
Like he has a couple lines where he's kind of like.
Is Luigi horny in the movie?
He's disappointingly not horny.
No, I feel like they're setting up.
Bowser's a little horny.
Bowser's a little, a lot horny. Diabol lot horny did italian people just kind of say like hey we're not going to get offended if you guys appropriate our accent i'm not a creep i'm just italian who
said that or maybe not in those words no it was one of the it wouldn't it wasnney. It was a Cuomo. It was Andrew Cuomo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Romney would have been good, though. What a bad quote.
Oh, I'm Italian.
Oh, okay.
Forget about it.
Hey, no.
Don't say forget about it.
Forget about it.
There you go.
It was like, I don't have road rage.
I'm just Italian when I'm in my car.
Oh!
I'm driving here!
Did y'all see Big Tom Tommy cooking up those cutlets the other night?
Yeah.
Chicken? Oh, Yeah. Chicken?
Oh, yeah.
Chicken Jaws?
He goes, you know what it is.
Yeah, you're cooking cutlets.
I guess.
Did he close or sign off with OS for life?
Just smoking a cigar, eating a hilariously sized calzone.
That was the biggest Pazuzzi I've ever seen in my life.
Guys, I've done something Bigger than a blue whales
I've called in some help
For this episode
I've called in a guest for this episode
I've gone to the bullpen
I have a fake mustache on
Wearing a Mets uniform
And I'm calling the bullpen
To get someone in
Are you doing a Bobby Valentine joke? I'm doing a Bobby Valentine
joke. It's way past Valentine's Day.
Once met him. Really? Where?
He had a restaurant
in Arlington. May still exist. He's the manager of the
Rangers. I've been there many times. Valentine's
or Bobby Valentine is what it's called.
That's a great name for a restaurant regardless.
Hey, Gen Z is in the house officially.
I am. I've just arrived. Intern Callie callie welcome to the program have you been on before i have been
on before when we did like tiktok trends oh yes real or fake tiktok trends yeah oh yes well uh
there's been several conversations in the office lately that have really uh led us to a place where
i'm starting to question how relevant we are in just like you know we're
super real life talking about speak for yourself um i mean like for example callie taught me who
alex earl is are you familiar with alex earl i am not see i'm already i'm one step ahead of you now
this is a man or a woman it's a woman and she's like the most popular thing going on instagram
right now for these what makes her so popular she does like get ready with me, like makeup videos
and like documents her life and people love it. She's a senior at like U Miami, I think.
She like blew up. Are you talking about Alex Earl spelled A-L-I-X? He's 22, a University of Miami
senior marketing major and a TikTok influencer with millions strong army of fans.
Thank you.
Thank you, Relevant Dave.
Waiting to watch her next Get Ready With Me, often abbreviated GRWM video, who's been posting TikToks since 2020.
Is that who you're talking about?
Yeah, it might be the other one.
Oh, fuck.
Does she do live videos of herself getting ready or does she do?
No, I think she pre-records them and then uploads. Okay, okay, okay I guess I'm not very relevant. Does she do live videos of herself getting ready? Or does she do? No.
I think she prerecords them and then uploads.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
But I'm sure she does.
This is the right one?
Yeah.
What a world.
I found her.
Well, we have called Callie in because we've asked her to put together a list of certain
things that Gen Z kids might be effing with that we are currently not aware of.
I probably already know all these.
Yeah.
You didn't know who Alex Earl was, my guy.
I'm very plugged in.
She had a big December last year.
Check out her Instagram, Dylan.
I'm on it right now.
How many followers is she at?
2.4.
That's more than you.
So if TikTok shuts down, then she's going to be fine.
Yeah, she'll be fine.
Good.
Good for her.
It was honestly kind of hard to come up with some of these
because I feel like y'all know a lot.
Like I try to like dig deep.
We have our ear to the streets, Kelly.
I don't know how we're going to go about this.
Do you just want to throw one out there and see if we know anything about what you're talking about?
So these aren't real or fake.
You're just giving us the heat.
Yeah, they're real.
But if y'all know like what it is or what it means.
Okay, I'll just throw one.
Do you know what Riz is?
I do know what Riz is? I do know what Riz is.
Like if someone has Riz.
I do not know what Riz is.
Hand up. I recently learned this and I don't
even know if it's correct. I don't even know if it's
correct. Randy says he knows. What do you
think it is then?
Now I'm stressed.
It has to do with
does it have to do with getting hit on?
You're on the right track, yeah.
But if someone has Riz.
Is that like having like a...
Sex appeal?
A moxie about them?
Like, ooh, they got the Riz.
Like a confidence?
Yeah.
Randy's asking for a mic.
Yeah.
On moxie, what is this, 1950s?
It's having game.
Having Riz is having game. Having Riz is having game.
Having Riz is having game.
I call that on job.
Randy, you're younger than us.
I don't know if Randy should be able to play this with us.
You're significantly younger than us.
Randy's like 23.
You're in your 20s.
I'm 29.
All right.
He's squarely a millennial, though, yeah?
He's like, yeah.
No, I'm the youngest millennial.
I would say we're like pretty much close to the middle of millennials.
I'm the youngest.
I'm like Mr. Millennium.
I'm on the older side of the millennials.
Yeah.
But I am a millennial.
You're a geriatric millennial.
We've already talked about this.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Technically speaking.
That sounds kind of sick.
No, it doesn't.
It sounds terrible.
How did this come to fruition?
Who made this famous?
Riz.
I feel like it was honestly kind of recent,
because it would just be like, yeah, that person has game,
or he can poll, or something like that.
But now it's just like, now it's Riz.
I saw Riz on TikTok and was like, I have no clue what this means.
I looked it up, and I was like, oh, OK.
I don't see myself using this.
I don't think I'd be able to.
Yeah, it says especially while flirting.
There you go.
Getting hit on. You on the Urban Diction this. I don't think I'd be able to. Yeah, it says especially while flirting. There you go. Yeah. Getting hit on.
You on the Urban Dictionary?
I'm on 17.com.
Is there a Gen Z dictionary?
17.com.
A what?
A Gen Z dictionary?
I would take that, yeah.
I used to steal my sister's 17 magazines.
I was under 17.
What'd you do with them?
I think I just paged through them,
hoping that they were like Britney Spears photos or something.
I don't know.
That sounds about right.
Yeah.
Like a red carpet.
All right.
Let's go to the next one.
Do you know what steez means?
Like style.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So someone has style.
Yeah.
I know that because of Randy.
Randy has said that numerous times in the office.
I said it famously in an email when I broke my phone to you guys.
Oh, yeah. Didn't Randy say that's a really drunk
email one time? Will you just find that, Dave?
Randy wrote us a very drunk email
one time after losing his phone.
It may be an early bird.
Riz, I think, is short for charisma.
I think that's where it comes from.
How do you spell Steez?
S-T-E-E-Z.
Would you rather have Riz or Steez, Dylan dylan riz do you want me to read the email
riz goes a farther a longer way i feel like if you have riz you already have steez if you have
both you're just a dangerous person well is riz the sauce and steez is the drip or is it split
wow yeah what you just did there i don't know how you pulled that
out but that was kind of impressive remember that remember that walmart employee who explains the
difference between drip and sauce it's the juice it was the juice in the sauce
oh are you lost in it right now maybe i don I don't know. Maybe that muscle relaxer I took last night from my pulled back is still lingering.
The delayed effect?
Yeah.
Friday, November 13th, 2020.
Subject, hard to reach.
Randy Trumbacki writes, hello, fellow colleges.
Colleges?
You meant colleagues.
I meant colleagues.
I am writing to inform you about the current predicament I find myself in. Hello, fellow colleges. Colleges? You meant colleagues. I meant colleagues.
I am writing to inform you about the current predicament I find myself in.
I may be a little hard to reach this weekend.
I am currently dealing with a situation that has set back my ability to communicate.
Really burying the lead here.
I was doing mad radical BMX style tricks on my bike and totally ate it.
That's what you get for going full send, I guess no regrets yo bad news though i totally wrecked my phone screen bro so not chill but
you should have seen me flying over my handlebars so steez dude i know some of you may be concerned
but i have suffered no injuries so no need to fret we weren't concerned i will be spending this
weekend remedying the situation.
I will be either replacing the screen or purchasing a new phone.
It may be time to invest in my future without a home button.
I plan to have this resolve come clock in Monday morning.
So if you need me, hit the email.
I can still scope the notice on the home screen, but can't hit you back.
I'm going to be chilling at the pad while I'm not out fixing the prob. me hit the email i can still scope the notice on the home screen but can't hit you back i'm gonna
be chilling at the pad while i'm not out fixing the prob so hit me here fam regards randall
trumbacki can you tell me what time of day this was sent 9 30 at night and then dylan was the
first person to respond to the emails his response worthy of talking about did he call us colleges?
That's all I really wanted to say in that moment.
I responded.
That's good.
I gave him a very informative thank you, best of luck.
Good stuff, Randy.
Poor Randy.
What else you got for us, Callie?
All right.
Do you know what a chop is?
In what context? Do you want to use it in a sentence? Like a kidney chop? Like a chop is? In what context?
Do you want to use it in a sentence?
Like a kidney chop?
Like at a steakhouse?
Like a pork chop?
Yeah, like a kidney chop.
If someone was like, I want to take a chop, like I'm going to go take a chop.
No.
I was thinking like a year at the bar.
Take a chop?
Like we used to say, you know, our generation, hey, I'll go take a swing. I'm going to go talk to that girl. Oh, okay. bar take a chop like we used to say and you know our generation may i'll go take a
swing i'm gonna go talk to that girl oh go take a chop like maybe go talk her out that's not it
not it fuck not it but good i thought i was really hoping you got there take a chop
uh fuck no you got nothing do you know what a spliff is? Yeah. Like a joint? Yeah. So a chop is basically the same thing,
but with like a bong and it's weed and tobacco together.
That's chopped.
Spliff has been around for a long time.
Yeah.
So it's basically the same thing as a spliff,
just in a different device.
A spliff is a joint with tobacco,
is it correct?
Right.
Yeah.
I think that's what my history has preferred.
Okay.
When people roll those.
You like a little milder.
You don't like it extra sticky.
Super sticky.
So basically a chop is the same thing as a slip,
just in a different device.
Okay.
You were close.
Well, there you go.
Yeah, you almost had it. At least you had a guess.
I had nothing.
Good job.
These are fun. I hope you have a lot more.
Do you know what a photo dump is?
Yeah. Yeah.
We work in social needs.
But, like, do you know, like,
the rules
behind a photo dump? I think I do.
Ooh, can I?
So like, you have to do like,
does it have to be from the same event?
Wrong.
Oh, dude.
Chuggy.
I am Chuggy.
This guy.
Does it have to be from the same month?
Nope.
How about you just tell me?
Is it like the ideal photo dump in terms of Gen Z?
Like it would be like, you know, like maybe have one really good photo mixed in there, but not the main photo.
But then you have like maybe like a meme in there or maybe you have like a sideways photo in there.
Yeah.
One that's really zoomed in on something randomly.
Like, I don't know.
Like the most common I feel like for like college students or whatever is
like a semester photo dump you'd like drop photos from the like entire semester so it's kind of over
like a long period of time rather than just like one night well on what platform are you referring
to is this instagram yeah would you well we our generation we are we are probably the most into
instagram collectively right we we are we're an instagram generation for sure does does We are probably the most into Instagram collectively, right?
We are an Instagram generation for sure.
Does the Gen Z generation, do they use Instagram in the same way that we do?
Because I talked to one of our interns once and they're like, we only look at stories.
Nothing else matters.
Really?
I feel like it's still pretty relevant.
People use it a lot, but TikTok just kind of took it over. Yeah. Is there a rule against reusing a photo you've previously posted on
Instagram in your photo dump? Let's say you did a post in February and then you want to do a photo
dump in May. It's like, Ooh, I posted that. Maybe do a story, maybe a static post. So my opinion on
that is that you can't post a static and then like two weeks later
post the same photo within a different whatever within a different post but if you want to do
that you should story it and then post i'm trending that way as well i got a question for you yeah
if you have some time to kill and you want to see what your friends
or have been up to which app are you firing up first?
Like my text messages app probably.
No, like – No, not –
No, like posting.
Instagram.
Probably Instagram because TikTok –
like my friends don't really make like TikToks.
Okay.
Yeah, probably Instagram.
But people don't really post like every day on Instagram either.
Okay.
All right.
Next one.
Do you know what a ripstick is?
A cigarette? Is that just a vape? I mean, that'd be sick. I think I know what a ripstick is. I think this was from when I was in college. The skateboard with two wheels. Are those back?
It's not really a skateboard. Well, it's a two wheel. It has like two, it's like,
there's like a center. I don't know. There's like a a skateboard. Well, it's a two wheel. It has like two, it's like, there's like a center.
I don't know.
There's like a hole in the center and it's connected and you kind of like, it's a lever
on both feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've, I, I spent an entire like morning hung over trying to learn how to do this on a sidewalk.
And I finally, I finally got the ripstick down one day.
I can't, I still can't ripstick.
I'm not, I've never been good at it.
Are people doing ripsticks these days?
Yeah. I still can't rip stick. I'm not I've never been good at it. Are people doing rip sticks these days Yeah, and I wouldn't say like they're like shredding the rip stick, but still around
Ripstick I was gonna say they're big when I was in middle school. It's a skateboard family
Yeah, interesting like rip stick and Heelys were same era. What about a
Kiss so kids have these on campus. Yeah soaps soaps were like so dope soaps had a moment i thought at one point soaps were definitely the coolest thing you could have
what are soaps soaps were the uh they looked like skateboard shoes but they had a little plate in
the the um arch of your foot that you can grind with them. So you could just go grind a rail,
walk it out.
Wow.
That got his attention.
My cousin started,
my cousin started dating a rep
for soaps
and
I could not have been more excited
to go to that family reunion
and meet this dude.
I think I thought in my head
that he had like a trench coat
that had a bunch of soaps in it
and that he would just like
give me some from.
He's gonna slide you some?
He didn't even talk to me.
I was like, yo, can you slide his some sevens? I did try my first beer like give me some from. He's going to slide you some? He didn't even talk to me. I was like.
Yo, can you slide
into some sevens?
I did try my first beer
at that family reunion though.
That's sick.
Budweiser.
Nice.
You can't drink that
anymore though.
No.
We just don't drink Bud Light
because it tastes bad.
We drink Budweiser
because they support everybody.
Okay.
Do you know what Kahoot is? I know what like being in cahoots is no look at
this guy smart guy kahoot kahoot.it really it's the full name do you know this one randy
i know it but it was after my time can you use it in a sentence without giving it away?
Can we get the country of origin, please?
Kahoot.it?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Is it a website?
It's a website.
It's an Italian website.
It's a website, but I don't know.
In a sentence, I would be like,
yeah, we're going to play Kahoot today.
I have no clue what Kahoot is.
I've never heard this.
Okay, it's for like like, school, basically.
So we would, like, use it in class all the time.
It's kind of like a review game thing where you sign up and you, like, put in, like, a username.
And then you can, like, your teacher would make the questions and have the answer choices.
And you would answer, like, really fast. But people would have, like, way too much fun coming up with stupid names.
And I think they focus more on that than actually reviewing.
Do you also have like Blackboard and stuff?
Blackboard?
I did have Blackboard.
Oh,
wow.
It's not a thing anymore though.
Portal?
Nothing worse than when you had to upload a paper to the portal in Black,
Blackboard.
It was just like,
dude,
what?
I remember Blackboard.
This sucks.
Yeah.
Yeah. I use Black, it was just like dude what i remember black this sucks yeah yeah i use black i actually took a
class at like a community college and they use blackboard and then ut does like canvas which is
similar but way better do y'all ever use rate a prof yeah rate my professor yeah yeah yeah yeah
i think we yeah i yes it's like a new segment it was very accurate like this this
professor has a bunch of openings let me see what they're about and it's like you will fail this
class if you take like okay i guess i'll pick somebody else it was so great when you'd get a
decisive answer when you're choosing between two different things and it was like okay this one's
going to give me an a and this one's going to make me struggle for a c i'm going with the a
next week bad professor reviews. Oh, dude.
Let's ruin some fucking careers.
Let's do it, man.
Somebody's getting done.
I haven't known a single one of these yet, which is disheartening. Okay, good.
You knew Steez?
That's true.
You knew Steez.
That's true.
I knew Steez.
Okay, kind of going off the same vibe.
Do you know what Turnitin is?
Like the software, I guess.
Yeah, so like blackboard i i had a a very rude awakening to
turn it in one time you got caught i did what how i don't know what this is when you when you
write a paper you turn it in use turnitin.com or the software turn it in and it scans all the text
and determines how much of it is original text.
Oh, really, Dylan?
Yeah.
I tried it.
It caught me one time.
If it catches you, does it stay there and it's like, oh, we're reporting this?
Well, you don't personally use it, but when you submit an essay
and your teacher uses it or whatever, you can click I agree
and then they get your results from Turnitin.
So you can't even really see it.
You got an F on this because it's only 14% original.
Like, it's what?
I was like, I didn't know what I was –
14%?
Come on, player.
It's not an actual number.
I'm just saying, like –
It's not original at all.
Damn.
We're 86 and you.
And even if you, like, try to, like, mix up a sentence, like, throw it off, up a sentence, throw it off, it catches all that shit.
But now it can catch things from chat GBT, which is crazy.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So if kids copy and paste from that, they'll get caught.
Okay.
Okay.
Callie, do you have any friends that are leveraging AI tools?
I feel like everyone's leveraging AI tools right now.
Yeah.
It's just crazy's crazy yeah um should
we be leveraging more ai tools at wash media i've been trying to we're not leveraging very many ai
tools we don't drive lamborghinis yet yeah i don't really it's embarrassing i only leverage
chat gbt right now but i need to dip my toe in other ones because there's a lot out there that are probably better i don't know okay okay next um okay do you know what slut strands
are okay i'm just jumping into that one slut strands i do not randy seems to know what i think
i know what they are slut i'm gonna default to dylan though. Slut strands. No, I don't. Strands?
Strands.
Is it like...
I'm going to take a shot here, and this could be embarrassing.
Is it like Eskimo brother kind of thing?
No.
Nope.
Nope.
That's a good guess.
That's so good.
That's good.
That's a good guess.
It's like, oh, yeah, what's her slut strand look like?
Yeah, what's her slut strand?
Oh, she slept with Connor.
What's that lineage about the guy she's been with? Yeah. Yeah, you know. Trevor, Connor, fad. Yeah, I'm in her slut strand look like? What's her lineage? What's that lineage of guys she's been with?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know.
Trevor, Connor.
Fad.
Yeah, I'm in her slut strand.
Not a big deal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm kind of down there on her strand.
Yeah, her riz was off the charts.
Wasn't a bad riz.
I have no idea.
No idea?
I'm honestly scared.
Aren't slut strands like the two little things that come down from your forehead?
That's sick.
You pull your hair back and you just have like the two little ones.
Yeah.
I think it was big in the 90s.
Only promiscuous.
So if I were to like put up my hair and like left like these down,
these would be like slustrans.
There you go.
Does it mean like you're DTF if you wear it out around town?
I mean, what?
I think it was coined because like.
Don't say DTF.
DTF.
What a slustran.
I think it was coined because like if you have like greasy hair, if you haven't like showered, they would like fall.
So people would be like, oh, like I don't know.
You haven't like showered in a while.
Where did you stay last night kind of thing.
Yeah, that type of vibe.
Okay.
Dylan, where do you stand on middle parts these days?
No, they're fine, man.
Because I just remember a few years ago.
What?
Oh, they're cool.
You said girls with middle parts had no riz.
I don't remember saying that.
Okay. Cool tape on that.
Probably could. Somebody could.
Anyway.
Anyway, okay.
Were you aware of the duct tape era?
And like what went on during that?
I am not like people just using duct tape for everything yeah like making things
out of duct tape like i made things out of duct tape when i was in like eighth grade like duct
tape wallets i made a yeah i made a wallet and then like i learned how i made yeah i i i covered
things in duct tape sometimes you just go just go around. Like I would take,
like I remember I had like,
I had like a book from school
and I covered like the cover of it
in all duct tape
and like,
so I could draw on it.
Dave used to duct tape pledges
to the flagpole
in the back of the house
all the time.
There's one still there.
A pledge?
Yeah.
Is he okay?
Should we get him?
Yeah,
people bring him food and stuff.
A long time. You could make a wicked ball with duct
tape you could you could throw out your friends yeah particularly throw your friends nards
that's what we did not fucking stupid we didn't have any riz
this calls about rizness um do y'all know what Jackbox games are? Jackbox.
Is it?
No. Randy says he does.
I don't know. No.
Is that like,
is it a vending machine outside of a store where you can go rent games?
Like a Redbox.
No.
You know what I'm talking about? I know what a Redbox is.
There still is Redbox, right? I think so.
Really?
I think so. Does anyone There's usually Redbox.
Yeah.
Do you have streaming services?
Does anyone in here have a DVD player?
My parents do.
Like currently?
Yeah.
No.
I don't either.
Dave has a LaserDisc player.
Dude, LaserDisc.
That era.
That was the best era.
Randy just looked at me like he's going to expose me for having a DVD player.
Don't you have a PS4?
Oh, I guess that counts.
Yeah.
All gaming consoles are DVD players. Yeah, to expose me for having a DVD player. Don't you have a PS4? Oh, I guess that counts. Yeah. All gaming consoles are DVD players.
Yeah, but it's not a true DVD player.
I mean, but you can play DVDs.
Yeah.
Does it take me to the menu if I put the DVD in?
He just hits you with a technicality.
I think so, yeah.
Get out of here with that, Randy.
I've used Redbox in the past like year.
And I've played it through the Xbox.
I'm surprised Redbox isn't playing.
It's on brand for Randy to still be using Redbox. I played it through the Xbox. I'm surprised Redbox isn't a thing. It's on brand for Randy to still be using Redbox.
I get it.
Basically, Jackbox is just like a variety of games
that people can, like you can play in a group
on the TV usually.
And so like one of them is called like Quiplash
and they give you a prompt
and you have to fill in like the answer,
but it's like anonymous.
Like no one knows who wrote the answer
and then everyone votes on the answer.
Through your phone? Like you write it on your phone and then no one knows who wrote the answer. And then everyone votes on the answer. Through your phone?
Like, you write it on your phone,
and then it shows up like on the TV,
and everyone around you is like playing also,
like doing different answers, and you can vote on them.
Is this like a Saturday night, like no big plans,
like, hey, let's do this?
Uh, yeah, or just like hanging out on the couch with everyone.
Just an easy, easy way to pass time.
What if it's Friday night and the moon is bright?
You want to have some fun
and show them how it's done.
Nice.
I think Brad and I
have talked about
trying to get a stream
of us guys
playing like
Quick Blast or something.
Yeah.
So maybe we can get that
going if people want.
I would try.
I would try this.
I like games.
Did you guys ever play
You Don't Know Jack
back in the day?
I don't think so.
It was a computer game
and it was just a trivia game that had a little edge to it so you felt cooler when you play it they swore oh it was
crazy it was fucking sick oh how many more do you have for us probably like two okay okay but y'all
might like know do y'all know what a loci bracelet is? A loci bracelet? Uh-huh. Loci?
Uh-huh.
Is it those like bracelets that look like they're beads,
but they're just rubber strands that like have little balls on them?
I don't know what they do.
Yeah.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
I thought it was what they gave you at the Taylor Swift concert.
Oh, yeah.
Those are sick.
Those were sick.
Did you keep yours?
Yeah.
Loci.
Rose loved it.
Loci.
Basically, it's like what you were saying but you know how there's like a black one and then a blue one like on the opposite sides like
color and the black one has like mud from the dead sea and the blue one has like water from
mount everest so it like reminds you to be balanced okay this is like that was a huge thing
dylan this is like when you would wear the baseball necklaces to bars so you could drink more. Oh.
Never wore those.
Yes, you did, dude. You would always wear them to the bars.
You'd be like, dude, it gives me my super power
of just crushing beers. That was the worst
baseball era of all time. I loved it.
I thought those were so sweet. Dylan, you've got
some stuff that looks like this I've seen
in your bedside drawer.
I don't. I'm not even
knowing what they look like. I don't. Pretty even knowing what they look like, and I don't.
Pretty cool.
Oh, there's a UT one.
I would wear one of these.
These are drippy.
They're still around.
These look like all the dudes on Love Island this season were wearing bracelets that were
like pearl.
Bracelets are in.
Guys are wearing pearl necklaces around.
Told you that.
Guys at my gym wear them.
Shout out ZZ Top.
Dated reference, sorry.
Sorry, Randy.
Okay.
I don't know if I asked you all this already.
Do you all know what Ask.fm is?
Ask.fm.
Did I ask this already or no?
No, you didn't ask this one.
Okay, Ask.fm. I know Ask.jm is? Ask.fm. Did I ask this already or no? No, you didn't ask this one. Ask.fm.
I know Ask.jeeves.
That's fucking so –
This is so old.
Do you know Ask.jeeves?
Is it a website?
She knows Ask.jeeves.
Oh, got her.
Got her.
It's like the original search engine.
Like ask.com.
It was like Ask.jeeves, of course.
Just a quick pivot.
Did you see the TikTok of the girl explaining a landline?
She was like, never heard of a landline.
Really?
She's like, and the whole family shares the same phone.
She's dead serious.
That's hilarious.
Kelly didn't know what a floppy disk was the other day.
Well, that, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I did, but I didn't in the moment.
Do you know what a zip disk is?
Zip disk?
Mm-hmm.
It's like a hardcore floppy disk.
There's just more memory on it.
I may have asked this.
Did you ever own a CD before?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I've owned a CD before.
Okay.
Movies.
I watched a bunch of movies on CDs. you ever burn a cd burn cd like you like you burn
the cd yeah yeah i'll let it on fire yeah just light on fire and throw it out with rates where
they're at cds aren't the best option i'm more of a money market account guy
so ask them no ask is that a music streaming website no it's kind of like do you know what yik yak is
yes yeah so it's kind of like yik yak but this was like very prominent like in middle school
it did i remember anonymous i remember hearing about yik yak i don't remember what yik yak was
that just an anonymous place it would be like? It was like a rumor board. It would be like, oh, like dude, Thad is number three
on her slut trade right now.
It was great.
GDI will,
won't stop hanging out at the house.
Yeah.
Dude,
if he's going to hang out here this much,
you might as well pledge.
We're going to duct tape
into the flagpole.
But yeah,
people just talk shit about other people.
Yeah,
it's just horrible.
Dude,
we should get that.
We should get like an in-house
like washed media yik.
Remember the, the, the Felser story story guy used to work for grand x like our
our code coder guy remember what he did not really got hired yeah i i don't know the actual story but
he did some some fancy hacking yeah so he he was a student at penn state and they had it wasn't ask
fm but it was a similar guy who was it was called back then. But it basically, people just got on this website anonymously and talked shit about people. And it
was like really mean. So he found a way to hack in. He took the website down and then he like
launched it. He like put it back up a few days later, but he like put some coding into the
website to where he was gathering everyone's information as they were posting. And so later on-
So you could see who was posting.
Later on, he like posted what people were saying
about everyone and he got in a lot of trouble for it.
Man. Yeah.
Ask.fm is different because you have your own page
and people can ask like you questions anonymously.
Like it's not like a big, like modge podge
of everyone's questions.
It's like you go to someone's page and you can ask them a question and like at the time
and be like, so like who's your crush?
And you would ask it like anonymously.
And then they can respond just on their page.
There have been different versions of like that kind of platform throughout the years.
What is it called again?
Ask.fm.
Set up your page, Dave.
I don't want that smoke.
Ask, chat, repeat anonymously.
Wow.
They also stand with Ukraine.
That's really good.
In case you're wondering.
That's good.
I was wondering.
Don't know if I want to give them my business.
Anything else?
Yeah, one more.
I think y'all will know what this is though
the fitness gram pacer test the fitness what fitness gram pacer test no really never heard
of it they started that like after me really yeah nice what is it y'all don't know what it is
i think it's like the presidential test like presidential fitness test like the box and reach
and stuff i think that they changed it up yeah you have to like right after i left school we had to do like the shuttle
run you have to run a mile down back one down like it and it talks to you yeah and it's it was awful
or like doing like the reach behind like this yeah yeah yeah that's what we still do that
yeah i still do it we all cheated one one year. We had two gym teachers.
We had a female gym teacher who was in charge of all the girls.
We had a male gym teachers in charge of all the guys.
And the male gym teacher didn't care about the test very much.
And he allowed us all to cheat while we were doing the sit and reach because he wanted us to get all presidential awards.
And then the female teacher saw that we outperformed the, the, the girls in our class. And she immediately was like, lined us all up.
And all of us were like,
like six to seven inches behind where they actually said we were beforehand.
And we were like,
yeah,
we,
we cheated.
Sorry.
I did not get my presidential award that year.
That's a dope gym teacher.
Yeah.
He got mad at me one year.
We were playing,
I'm going to,
I'm just going to expose him.
We were playing a dodgeball essentially one year.
And he saw that there was one kid left on the other team so he went and joined the other team and i decided to throw a ball at the gym teacher because we're playing a game where you get out by
getting hit by a ball and i i whizzed it past his head he blew his whistle he stopped the entire
gym class and he said defreeze get over get over here. He get his feelings hurt.
I was like, okay.
And I walked up and he goes, you almost hit me.
Didn't you know I'm invincible?
Invincible?
And like everyone in the class just started like,
is it invincible?
And I was just like, what's your problem, dude?
You're in the game.
We're playing dodgeball.
He poked me in the face.
He poked me like in the face.
That's assault, brother.
I don't like this guy.
He was playing dodgeball.
He was harmless, but yeah.
I probably could have made a stink about it,
but I was like, whatever.
How old were you?
Walked down to an active combat zone.
High school, probably 10th grade.
Oh.
10th grade, I think.
We'll call it an active combat zone.
Well, basically, I mean, dodgeball.
You know the rules.
Active combat.
Something tells me
dodgeball doesn't go on
anymore in schools.
I don't know if this
actually happened,
but the way that it's
been told now
with my group of friends
is that he said,
DeFreeze,
you a dumbass or something?
And I don't know why
we made him from
like Staten Island,
but it's always just been
like, are you a dumbass?
Is it because you went
right for his dome?
I mean, I didn't try to,
but you know when,
like, I throw that gas and it started to rise. Yeah, well, it just spinned on it. That's funny. Is it because you went right for his dome? I mean, I didn't try to, but you know when, like, I throw that gas and it started to rise.
Yeah, we'll have to spin on it.
You have a noted cannon for a left arm.
Yeah, we weren't allowed to throw it to the head.
That would get you, that would get you run.
We had this.
We'd do it anyway.
We had to like, we used foam balls, but there was this one that someone snuck in there.
It was small and it was like the kickball kind of material.
Yeah. And you could just hum that thing. you could hear it if it went by your head people would get absolutely smoked there was one of those at uh at our easter thing the other day
and i was juggling it like i'm with my feet like a soccer player around fritz and uh he got in the
way of one of them it just smoked him in the face and i was like well it's probably gonna happen to
you a lot more in life so just get used to that feeling it's like the people who would freeze
their paintballs dude that's so messed up that i never actually saw it done but
like there's always rumor like don't go play mansfield uh paintball because like there's
dudes there's like old like retired army guys that freeze their paintballs what is yeah what
did you have like a yeah is mansfield is that is that the school nearest by that would be most
likely to freeze their paintballs no i don't even – no, I feel like they were getting a bad rap.
I feel like the Lake Travis kids would have frozen their ones, Dylan.
Where?
Lake Travis.
Yeah.
LT.
Ponks, man.
Screw those kids.
I agree.
Man.
Callie, that was very informative.
Thank you, Callie.
I feel more relevant.
I enjoyed that.
Yeah.
Now I can talk to the kids.
Well, Callie, we appreciate you popping in
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Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend?
Oh, thanks for asking, Will.
I don't have anything going on Friday, really.
Kind of chilling with the homie, I think.
Saturday, he's got a soccer game, his third one, their own two,
looking to pick up that first dove of the season.
Okay.
What?
You don't have to do them like that.
Maybe if you all would come support him, he'd probably play better.
I have not received one invite, nor do I have a schedule for his games.
I also don't make a habit out of showing up to
eight-year-old soccer games.
It's at 845 in the morning.
I love the smell of footy
in the morning.
I'm really close to you.
Scoop a player.
Y'all should come through.
I'm going to bring the Ecto coolers.
He might score a goal and rip his shirt off
and slide on his knees.
Does he have any cellies preloaded?
Usually his teammates just pick him up,
which he has like a big shit-eating grin on his face.
It's a mega cute scene.
I got to see that.
Yeah.
I'm a helicopter parent's friend.
Yeah.
So you get me going, then I'm going to be out there.
I'm pretty chill out there.
I just kind of watch.
Let's go.
Let's go, player.
Let's go, player.
That's what I say.
Your voice cracked when you did that.
Hey, Saturday afternoon, I'm taking Parks to the Texas spring game, football.
We're going to watch Arch absolutely spin it around the yard.
Damn.
I'm excited to take him.
He's getting into football, which is really good news for me.
He likes to watch football. He knows all about
Texas. I told him about arts the other day
and how he's just going to spin it.
What, Dave? Say something. Nothing.
Just saying. Say something. I'm sure Texas
will find a way to lose that game.
Okay. Yeah, that'll be fun.
That'll be a fun little experience for the two of us.
Yeah. Nothing else Saturday. Sunday, I don be fun. That'll be a fun little experience for the two of us. Yeah. Nothing else Saturday.
Sunday, I don't have the homie.
I'll be wide open.
Sunday?
It's going to be beautiful Sunday.
Sunday's your open day.
I tried to make a tea time on Sunday.
It didn't work.
Sunday's my open day.
You want a link?
I'm happy to link.
Earliest day I have is 4 p.m.
If you want to drink a patio beer, I'll be happy to do that.
Ooh, I might want to go do some chop.
What was it? What was the weed one? you want to smoke some chop is it i don't even i've already misused it yeah let's go chopping
chopper style yeah yeah that's i'm looking forward to the weekend
dave probably just look at alex earl's instagram some more.
Anywho.
So you guys had never heard of her before?
No, I knew I had her.
I knew there was somebody who got mad followers. I had never heard of Alex Earle.
I didn't know her name.
And I asked Callie.
Sometimes I'll ask Callie, like, who's really popular right now?
Because I want to see, like, what the people,
what kind of media the people are taking in that are younger than us.
And she told me Alex Earle.
I followed her for about a month. and i i recently unfollowed her but i do understand
why people like her more than the other influencers out there she's a little more
quote real to check out the gram she's got that riz she got riz for sure dude um I have no major plans.
The only thing on my calendar Sunday morning is soccer Cubs.
So other than that, I'm free.
You trying to step out with your boy?
I might.
Let's go drink some Borg.
All right.
Let's go vape.
Let's get blacked out on Sunday. Let's go talk to chicksorg. All right. Let's go vape. Let's get blacked out on Sunday.
Let's go talk to chicks.
Just totally tank the rest of the week. Let's see who's got the most riz.
Okay.
Yeah, I would like to go out.
I'm down.
I know there was rumors of a dinner Saturday, but I think it fell through.
I don't know.
Listen, we don't get out much.
Okay.
We'll see.
It's very boring boring and I apologize.
I was trying to find a tea time while you were talking, Dave,
to really surprise the squad.
But then I realized that I threw my back out yesterday.
So I don't know if playing golf this weekend is in the cards for me.
Instead, I'm going to try to be a wild boy this weekend, I think.
I have nothing going on Friday.
That's somewhat intentional.
Somewhat intentional.
Saturday might be the day.
Sally has a reservation at a local seafood restaurant.
It's kind of an early happy hour reservation kind of thing.
And she doesn't know this,
but I think I'm going to try to parlay that into going to a little Austin FC game on Saturday night.
I could be in for that. The Verde are in town. I don't know when I'm going to be able Austin FC game on Saturday night. I could be in for that.
The Verde are in town.
I don't know when I'm going to be able to see them next.
I might need to go have a couple plans with the lads
out at the Q2 Stadium, baby.
Time's the game start.
Bad time to be a Vancouver fan.
You guys are so fucked.
What time does the game start?
7.30 Central Standard Time.
Central Standard Time.
If I were to just scoop a ticket what's about i mean what
where do i go dude i would go to google they have a partnership with seat geek
you can use promo code circling back for zero percent off of your ticket oh that's good
no but i don't know i actually think i kind of want to do this there aren't too many days where
the weather is literally perfect for a soccer game,
and I think that might be the day.
Well, I'd take the homie.
See, I would love to bring Fritz, but it's way past his bedtime.
It's past Parks' bedtime.
They say the game is going to start at 730.
It's going to start at like 750.
Are those games loud enough to where if you do bring your very, very small child,
you do like ear protection?
I don't know. Probably if you're sitting over with you do like ear protection? I don't know.
Probably if you're sitting over with like the hooligans.
I don't know.
I mean, I used to worry about ear protection, but I went to the ear doctor today and they
told me my ears are literally perfect.
They thought you were like losing your hearing.
You're like, actually, no, you're...
They did a straight up hearing test on me.
You guys ever gotten a hearing test done?
Been a long, long time.
A hearing test.
That's good.
That's good.
I sat in a room.
I felt like I was in a podcast studio or like a recording studio i thought about doing like a joke where i was like
was there a guy with a backwards cap that was everybody's favorite
who was he was he kind of do you have like mad riz yo
uh sunday nothing i'm not doing anything okay that's my weekend abrupt ending that was my weekend of fun nothing so don't even think
about asking this guy to get out dude along today huh that was a fun one though 84 minutes we got
that riz about us right now dog we do dog yeah we're definitely not gonna wear that out nah
randy's so sick of us what randy what do you have to say for yourself? Your mic's up.
I was just going to say Central Daylight Time.
I know.
And also the Pacer test was from 1982,
but I think it was uploaded in 2011 on YouTube,
and that's why she knows it and we don't,
because it wasn't really big and nationally.
Did you guys ever win any of those awards?
I never got a straight-up presidential,
but they had a national award that you could get by doing almost as good.
Was that the same one as like the chin up hang?
Yeah.
I think the Pacer test is a different thing than the chin up.
We had to do chin ups as well.
Okay.
The chin ups is what killed me on the presidential side.
The whole flexed arm hang.
Mine was just, yeah, flexed arm.
You see how long you can hang.
And I thought I was going to win it.
And this kid drew who was like very, very tiny, but also did gymnastics. he hung up there for like two and a half minutes or something crazy i'm almost
positive brett has one of those braggadocious claims that he was the best flex armor hanger
in his grade school he wasn't though almost i can and i can tell by the way he's built
the way the way he's built there's no way he's too big you have to be you have to be like
like the two best kids in our school uh were like little spider monkeys shout out to ben and ryan but they were like they were
short just balls of muscle like just fucking ready to go they would have killed they would
have kicked my ass and they were like they were like 10 inches shorter than me me right now if
i found a time machine i went back and i'm my same age as I am right now and like build I'd beat the shit out of those kids
damn
I don't know dude
those two are different
well is it
do I get them each
like respectively
or do they fight me
at the same time
dude they fight you
at the same time
oh see
one of them will get my leg
the other will bite my face
yeah and I think
they were angry enough
to like where I think
one of them alone
is going to be a problem
so them together
is going to be an issue
were they brothers
nah
no they were just
similarly sized
and crazy athletic.
Tiny boys.
Crazy athletic.
They got presidential awards
left and right.
Oh, man.
That's sick, dude.
Dude, my back is hurting.
Dylan's done with the show.
No, I'm wanting to go
another two hours
if y'all want.
Let's do a Rogan episode.
Like just listen to one?
Jamie.
Jamie, pull up that video
of the moose eating that
yeah hey jamie can you pull up urban dictionary see what riz means oh man hey jamie we got we
got another hour left on this podcast is there any way that you can uh bring me a slab over here
what were they called slut strand Slut strand? Chop. Chop me, daddy.
Oh, yeah, chop.
Hey, Jamie, could you chop me?
Chop me, daddy.
Hey, Jamie.
All right.
Dylan ended it.
We got to call it, I think.
Bye-bye.
Hey, good stuff.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. you