Circling Back - Royal Photoshops & The Guys You Trade Against

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

Today Dave and Will run a two-man booth to talk their Weekends in Fun, do a deep-dive on the recent Kate Middleton photo-editing allegations, NFT Nick aka The Guy You're Trading Against, Oscars discus...sion, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:10) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (39:40) Touching Based: Kate Middleton Missing Update (56:12) This Is Who You’re Investing Against (1:09:30) Dave’s Breaking News: NFT Nick Returns (1:14:20) Oscars Recap Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com (CIRCLING for $20 off) Naked Wines: www.nakedwines.com/steam (enter STEAM for both the code AND password to get 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas wash media headquarters my name is will defries in the studio with me today. David, that boy Ruff. It's a beautiful day to do some podcasting. It's honestly a beautiful day to do anything but podcasting. I would like to just go outside and do some stuff. We should go do a remote show from Little Woodrow's on 6th Street. How bummed are you?
Starting point is 00:00:41 Not at all. Are you sure? are you not at all are you sure so conor mcgregor the notorious was allegedly he was there he was there there's video he was in town because they're pushing that roadhouse remake him and jake gyllenhaal okay which looks terrible um he was there watching the fight saturday night i can't even imagine the line there on a Saturday and just like how packed it gets in there is a beating without Conor. You add him in the mix, that's unhinged. Yeah. For Conor McGregor to be at one of our old haunts, Little Woodrow's, 6th Street, we've been to Little Woodrow's during South by. It goes from being a nice little
Starting point is 00:01:21 bar to just being like kind of a club i assume proper 12 was getting poured up yeah probably so um it does kind of make you feel like since that is a place that we used to visit fairly frequently it does kind of make you like like oh man i put the reps in there i should be there yeah but at the end of the day i was i was very happy to be watching it at home it's like how I think English soccer teams, they have their season tickets based on attendance and stuff, so you get better tickets based on your points in your account for things. I like that. We should have points in our accounts that shoot us to the front of the line
Starting point is 00:01:55 for Conor McGregor being at Little Woodrow's. We should be Little Woodrow's rewards members. Yes. We should have a premium platinum pass. We get seven beers in our pass. We get seven beers in our buckets. We get the seventh for free. There should be something there because we're kind of legends there. I have no South by plans and I have not done anything for South by thus far. Ooh, wow. I guess I'll hold on to my South by events for this weekend and fun recap.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Man, I was driving into work today. I've been out since Wednesday. I've got a new commute that's making life a lot easier. It's kind of freeing up my mind a little bit to start thinking about things. And I had this thought come in my mind and I was like, oh, I was told we were going to get a rowback package into the office while I was gone. I was like, man, I'm going to roll in here and there's just going to be like empty plastic bags. It's just going to be a bunch of like picked over stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:51 And I walked in and there's just stacks upon stacks of master's gear from Roebuck. Backer 20, by the way. A lot, a lot of azalea, a lot of good things. Um, we bookmarked some stuff or earmarked some stuff for you. Randy was trying to take – Randy's getting a little greedy. I don't mean to completely call him out. Wait, Dylan took like five pairs of shorts. He did. Yeah, I believe that.
Starting point is 00:03:14 He did take a lot of shorts. I believe that. He's not here today. No. He's probably trying on all his fucking shorts right now. Yeah. I just don't – I don't trust anyone when the Roback box comes in. Especially Dylan
Starting point is 00:03:26 for some reason. The guy who has more Roback than anybody. Yeah, for sure. And it's because, well, it used to get sent to his place and I'm positive
Starting point is 00:03:32 he would like, he like ordered, he ordered a bunch of shipping tape from Uline or something and decided to start like taping the boxes back up. Sounds like him. He maybe even bought
Starting point is 00:03:40 like a label printer and just started making fake labels so he could bring them in a little light. He levies a tax upon that Roback box to get shipped to him. He puts down the Dorne tax. At least we get half of a pizza out of it like once a quarter.
Starting point is 00:03:53 There's like a couple pizza crust. There's a few good slices. I did Pine House last week, by the way. Dude, I haven't played my Zah card in a minute. Sally tried to play it last night and I was like, nah, too early. Too early in the week. I'm not doing Sunday Zha right now. What do you – damn, I've got so many questions I should just save.
Starting point is 00:04:10 No, you don't have to save anything, dude. You get back in town Saturday. Yeah. What is dinner? Because no one really wants to cook when they just – Oh, dude, it was the most depressing thing ever. My mother-in-law was looking after the kids on that day for a little bit, and she asked if we wanted to order any Chinese food.
Starting point is 00:04:26 And so there's just a bunch of Chinese food sitting there that had just been sitting there all day. And I just picked at that from about 2 o'clock when we got home until I passed out at about 11 p.m. You just grazed? Just grazed on Chinese food. It just wasn't the greatest feeling thing in the world. This wasn't my mother-in-law's fault, obviously, but it was some of the most mid-Chinese food
Starting point is 00:04:46 you could have ever had. There was no redeeming qualities. Okay. I think I've become a rice snob. I think Texas is a good rice city, and so anytime that I'm having bad rice lately, it's just really making me sour. You know I'm a rice snob.
Starting point is 00:05:01 I know you are. I think you actually helped turn me into one because you have your affinity for white rice i for me there's just something about just a little bit of a you know soy sauce splashed tastefully upon the white steamy sticky rice oh my god it's just clumping you get it out i don't like it when it's not sticky it's got to be the stickiest yeah it wants to be the stickiest. Yeah. I want it to be like a little moist. Dry rice?
Starting point is 00:05:27 No, thank you. A little damp, Randy. You understand what I'm saying? You said Texas is a good rice city. Yeah, okay. Did you mean Austin? We'd moved on. I was trying to figure out if you meant that the whole state was a good state. It's a good rice city.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Is it a good rice city? It could be. Austin's a good rice city. That's what I said. Shout out to Klein. Oh, okay. Okay. Good connection there.
Starting point is 00:05:49 What was Rice's record at the end of this year? Bowl eligible. Okay. I believe. Okay. Okay. They're kind of in a position where you accept no matter what. I believe they lost against those T-State Bobcats.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Oh, for sure. Okay. The first responders bowl. Which, by the way, to all our first responders Bobcats. Oh, for sure. Okay. The first responders bowl, which by the way, to all our first responders out there, this one's for you. I've gotten several people sending me the guy from Texas State who had the construction gloves
Starting point is 00:06:14 as his batting gloves, which makes me really happy. More people need to do that. I'm going to start playing like that. It's a good bit if you're in college. I guess it depends on who the manager is. He might not be a huge fan of you. Are they called managers in college?
Starting point is 00:06:26 Sure. Should be. Are they? Actually, I don't think they are. Just head coaches? Yeah. I don't know. Dude, we're just rugby guys now.
Starting point is 00:06:36 You guys familiar with the Seattle Seawolves? Not the Seahawks, dude. The Seawolves. That's a great get. Who sent us that? Randy, you were saying they were calling you the Seawolf in college, right? Hey! Dude, I don't know who sent us
Starting point is 00:06:50 the care package from the Seattle Seawolves, but they know that we're rugby guys now, which is cool. We got a ball. We got a nice little mug that can get some frost on it if you put it in the freezer. We even got a scarf. See, this is a bummer. Now I wish Seattle won the uh the meet
Starting point is 00:07:05 up we go to seawolves game yeah they might let us do the first kick you know i don't we did not talk about this but i feel like when we're sitting down at the end of the year and we're looking at 2025 meetup spots i feel like seattle should be atop the list yeah we're gonna have to we're gonna have to kick them a little something i do do like that they have the Seattle color scheme. Dude, every single city needs to just adopt that methodology. It's a good bit. Pittsburgh has the best sports. It's so good that Pittsburgh does it.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Well, now Pittsburgh's unlimited. I don't know if you've seen that news. I love people just talking about how well Russ's personality is going to mesh in Pittsburgh. Did you see a friend of the show, Kyle Bandujo, is going microvi with a tweet? No. A cool tweet on Russ. I've not seen this.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Check him out. At Kyle Bandujo. I'm not going to read the tweet because I don't read another comedian's work. It wouldn't be cool. It's got to hit naturally when you read it. You're not Amy Schumer? No, I'm when you read it. You're not Amy Schumer? No, I'm not Amy Schumes. You're not Carlos Mencia?
Starting point is 00:08:09 Not Mind of Mencia. Love that Micah created an entire brand based upon Mind of Mencia. I talked about it enough. Yeah, he did. Mind? Yes, yeah. We're going to see him this weekend.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah, we are. It's exciting. I haven't seen him in a while. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited. I'm worried he's not going to see him this weekend. Yeah, we are. It's exciting. I haven't seen him in a while. Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. Wordy's not going to have enough Guinness for the boys when we sit down at that St. Patrick's Day party. He better have enough Guinness for the boys. He better have 1,000.
Starting point is 00:08:34 He's going to have enough Guinness. Is he going to get a keg? Brett's got a guy. Can you get a keg of Guinness? Yeah, but you have to buy the special tap and everything. I don't think that's worth it. Brett might be able to get him a deal. Yeah, it's true. Marg true margs there are green drink are you gonna get the margs thing set up something i i will famously even though miami university had green
Starting point is 00:08:55 beer day the probably the most popular holiday on campus i hate drinking green beer i think it's absolutely disgusting i don't like doing it yeah it's in like after saint Patrick's Day, when the bars have leftover green beer and they're like, we'll give you this Miller, you can have a regular Miller Lite for, you know, five bucks, or you can have this one for $1. I'm like, no, I'll do the $5 one. That's like 24 years old, just getting by. And it's like, yeah, I guess I'm going to go drink this leftover green beer. I hate it. I hate it. I don't want to. It can't be late March and you're walking around with green all over your face. Oh, my God. What if you were walking around with amber all over your face?
Starting point is 00:09:31 Happy 311 day. March 11th today. Whoa. Why are you looking right at me? I just want to let everyone know that it is 311. Do you ever see them in concert, David? No. I've seen them them in concert david no i've seen i've seen them
Starting point is 00:09:45 once in concert they're still touring and i think they're pretty good still i saw them uh in mount pleasant michigan okay they went off it was a really fun show 311 was when i first started going to skate parks in like the mid to late 90s 311 like this is before they were big this is before down they were they were getting played i love dropping into like the smallest mini ramp that we had and just absolutely falling on my face and just hearing 311 like yeah just a six foot drop in yeah yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool brought my skateboard out yesterday because it was just uh in the way in the car and i had to move some stuff put it out on our patio and uh fritz immediately grabbed it and just got on got on it and i was like uh you can't do that you need pads little dude
Starting point is 00:10:35 the way he got on it just made me think that like he's been seeing someone's skateboard he was way too it was way too quick if he's gonna learn it it's probably not a terrible idea to learn it while you're still have that low center of gravity it's like my my theory or my thought with kids learning how to ski and snowboard granted falling on concrete's different than snow but i feel like you learn it when you're tiny yeah and you're falling less from less high exactly exactly that check out no yeah everything you're saying is factually correct the science proves it so that's that's sick i wanted to get him a skateboard for his second birthday and i got vetoed so he's scootered right yeah he's a
Starting point is 00:11:15 he's a really good at scooting so like yeah yeah that's true okay probably just got from that but he's gonna get one for his third birthday. Shout out 420. Major shouts. What's a bigger day, 420 or 311? Probably 420. I mean, I'll come. We got a big episode today. Very big.
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Starting point is 00:12:15 We had a couple people on there, and the chat was kind of fun. I'm going to force us just to start doing live episodes and just have an actual lobby. I want to get in the lobby, dude. Love that. Hey, before we get into this weekend and fun, I'll recap. Let's hear from our friends over at Muggsy. episodes and just have an actual like like lobby i want to get in the lobby dude love that hey before uh we get into this weekend and fun though recapping it let's hear from our friends over at mugsy they make the most comfortable jeans chinos shorts and joggers ever made from buttery soft patented stretch materials that look stylish but are insanely comfortable they're never too baggy
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Starting point is 00:13:18 fantastic, but I did wear my Mugsy jeans. Were they the Coolmax denim that are like air conditioners for your legs? I wore them out. And those are the ones to the rock and roll show Friday. Do you meet any girls at the rock show? You know how many chicks I talk to Friday? Probably like zero. One. And she was a waitress at dinner.
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Starting point is 00:14:03 vibes every time you can even enjoy a beer while you shop, which, yes, I have done that at the Austin, Texas location. Dave, what did you get into this weekend? Let's start it off with Friday evening. I got invited to go to a rock and roll concert. The headliner is a band called fallout boy wow the band that opened up for them is a band called jimmy eat world and the two bands that opened up prior i don't know who they were we didn't make it for them you saw jimmy world we saw
Starting point is 00:14:40 about half ish of jimmy world dinner went long. Not going to call anybody out, but somebody was still at their home significantly far away when we sat down at dinner. Shout out to Blaine and Ryan, actually. Friends of the show. Friends of the business. We decided to do Zoe Tong. Okay. You familiar? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:01 I've not eaten there. It's the new Chinese-ish restaurant on Barton Springs next to Lou's. It's a hybrid. Yeah. It kind of brings the rich culinary tradition of China with vibrant flavors to the heart of Texas. That's what I've heard. That's exactly what I've heard about them.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yeah. That's amazing. How is the rice? I know that Austin's a good- Oh, yeah. That's a good question. Well, the fried rice is cooked in duck fat wow which pato oh my and also you get some uh sliced up sausage in there little you know just a little bit of a new twist on an old fave i'll ask the question do they
Starting point is 00:15:40 have any lunch specials that we need to be thinking about every once in a while? I think they open at 4. That's terrible. Come on. I know. Come on. I would have loved a $12 lunch special from there. Yeah, it would have gone hard. They're kind of reimagining the traditional Chinese dish that Chef Simone grew up with in China and Singapore, for that matter.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Am I crazy for thinking that the head chef's name was going to be Zoe Tong? Yeah. I truly thought that there was going to be some famous chef from a show, and her name was Zoe Tong, and she had this fire restaurant, and then I found out that it was not that. No, it's Simone. Okay. Shout out to Simone and her family.
Starting point is 00:16:17 That's all I could give you. No, the menu's great. Look, we did the thing that most people aren't doing. Most people aren't eating ribs before going to the rock show. That's fair. We did some table ribs, some ribs for the boys. And then we did – Were they fall-off-the-bone for Fall Out Boy?
Starting point is 00:16:34 They kind of were. They were competition-esque. They were quite good. And by the time we got out of there, we went to The Mood. We had to go bless The Mood. Yeah, I was going to say. How many $23 IPAs did you drink? So we were guests of someone who had a suite.
Starting point is 00:16:58 That's the way to go. You can never just be a guest of someone with a suite. Zero dollars. Yeah, you take that. It was kind of a really dope thing. That's wonderful because the tall boys there are a tough pill to swallow. Yeah. You know what wasn't was just the unending Lalo tequila bottles in the sweet.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I was having a tasteful amount of tequila sodas as I watched Jimmy eat world. Big L for the crew, we miss sweetness. That's tough. That's a real tough one. I saw them open for Blink-182 in Detroit one time.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yeah. It was right at peak Jimmy Eat World. It was truly an experience. This is like 2001, 2002. Yeah. It was really, really good. They were a big player
Starting point is 00:17:41 in high school when that album dropped. Some kids got roasted in high school for liking them and i i wrote for them i was like no we're good we're good dylan would hate them yeah he really would he's the ops what's that what's that album oh bleed american so got to see most of the songs from that that you would know uh they closed with the middle of course um redone by Ariana Grande, famously. But all in all, what?
Starting point is 00:18:09 What, Randy? You think you're funny over there? Do you just want to interrupt the show? It's the Randy hour. It's the Randy hour. Everyone enjoy. It's Maren Morris. Do you have any Bitcoin updates for us, Randy?
Starting point is 00:18:18 Maren Morris didn't play. What are you talking about? Yeah, she wasn't there. Why would Maren Morris be on a bill with Jimmy World and Fall Out Boy and 311? I like her a lot anyway what was i talking about i'm sorry i don't know dude just start the whole show yeah the vibes just totally got off jesus the vibe guard normally the vibe guard's guarding the vibe what's your problem dude uh hey great show then fallout boy did you have fun yeah okay
Starting point is 00:18:43 because like i know you're not a true Fallout Boy guy. I'm not. I'm not. But I respect them as a band enough to, if I get offered a ticket to go to a show, I'm going to go. Yeah. Right? Had I been in town and that offer had been there for me, I would have definitely said
Starting point is 00:19:00 yes. You would have had fun. It was a good show. I did not appreciate the the lead singer what's the lead singer's name randy patrick stump i think i'm so it's close oh yeah um i think it's patrick stump pat yeah peace down yeah peace stumps i didn't realize his and appreciate his vocal range i knew he could he do some weird stuff, but he's all over the place. He's got a very, very soulful voice.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Is Rose watching the mini Spider-Man show? He did not do that song. Damn. And I was pretty weird. How do you not do the Spider-Man song? We were all ready for it. Like we all had our phones ready because we all have kids.
Starting point is 00:19:38 We're like, they're all into Spider-Man. So didn't do the song. Did do Sugar. Third song. Did do Sugar. Third song. Sugar. Yep. Thought that was a little soon in the set. They did a cover of a Maroon 5 song.
Starting point is 00:19:56 That's great. That's good. It's good. Maroon 5 is popular. Might need to see the booty. Do you want me to say Sugar, We're Going Down? No, just what Will was doing. Meet Him in the Club.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah, so they did that third song. Do you want me to say sugar? We're going down. No, just what Will was doing. Meet him in the club. Uh, yeah. So they, they did that third song. And when that went, I was like, ah,
Starting point is 00:20:13 it's kind of really hoping there's some songs that I didn't know they had in their arsenal. That'll pop up a little later. And to be fair, they do. They had probably five that I was familiar with enough to where I'm like, okay, this sounds really good. This,
Starting point is 00:20:22 I don't want this to sound like I'm downplaying, um, fallout boy, but I feel like they have, this sounds really good. I don't want this to sound like I'm downplaying Fall Out Boy. But I feel like they have enough songs in commercials that I could eventually be like, oh yeah, I know this one, let's go. That's exactly right. And also they had that one, I think Dance Dance was the big song
Starting point is 00:20:36 on Madden back in the day. They're very big for NFL or NBA or NHL doing like the little, we're about to leave to the commercial break. Most of their songs sound like they're written for some like grandiose event. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I get it. Which normally isn't good, but it's not something I would drive around listening to a bunch of. What are you noticing? Did you notice? I forgot. No, I put the, I forgot that I put the, uh, the mug up behind you for the Seattle Seawolves,
Starting point is 00:21:06 as well as the watch from our man Ricky Prosper that's going to be dropping on the TL. Hold on, Randy. Here's your thumb. It's good. It's good, dude. Screenshot that. Screenshot that. So, yes, they were good.
Starting point is 00:21:22 People were loving it. A lot of pyrotechnics. Good. A lot of pyrotechnics. Pete. A lot of pyrotechnics. Pete Wentz, noted bass player. Yeah. His bass guitar at times shot flames out of the top of it. Imagine the day when he requested that.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I was wondering. It looked dangerous. You walk up to the crew and you're like, so can we put flames in my bass? It's like, dude, when Pete asks, you got to make it work. I mean, he's a little – so what do you know about Pete Wentz? Not much. I know what he looks like.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Like if I saw him out, I think I would be able to say like, oh, that's Pete Wentz. But I don't know that much about him. I know he's a Cubs fan. He's an Ashley Simpson husband, right? Yeah, link to Ashley Simpson. They were married. Are they still married? I don't know. I liked Ashley Simpson. I actually – I, linked to Ashley Simpson. They were married. Are they still married?
Starting point is 00:22:05 I don't know. I liked Ashley Simpson. I actually, I stand for her. Okay, that's interesting. I thought it was rude how she was treated after the SNL performance. Well, it was a pretty disgraceful performance. I don't think it was her choice. Maybe not.
Starting point is 00:22:18 He likes to stop down the show. And as someone who stops down a show from time to time, I can't really hate. But he's very, stop down the show and he's going to talk to the crowd and like, thank everyone and then over thank them for, for choosing to spend their evening. And then he does this thing in one of the songs where he like disappears from the stage and like, Oh fuck, where's the bass player? Where's Pete Wentz? How are we going to continue with the show?
Starting point is 00:22:40 Oh, I don't know. He's on a platform, um, in the middle in the middle of the floor that's going to just slowly raise up into the air, probably like 20 feet. And he's going to continue playing bass throughout the song. Then it's going to go back down. Then he's going to walk back to the stage. It's the Pete White show. Yeah. It's like, okay. What's the rest of the band thinking? I don't know. All in all, A+. It was fun. That sounds fun. It was a good time. And you know it's South by, so you know just like the town,
Starting point is 00:23:13 like the energy of the town is just palpable. It's like, Randy, I don't know how much you got out this weekend, but it was different. There was like a buzz in the air, you know? Yeah. So you felt it too. Oh, I felt it. It was like, wow. You never know.
Starting point is 00:23:24 This is South by. You might turn like one corner and it's like, hey, there's a guy taking a crap in an alley. And you might turn another and say, oh, there's Prince Harry. Oh, there's Sidney Sweeney for her new Netflix movie. Whoa. There's Randy not checking out Sidney Sweeney because he's not attracted to her. Yeah. That's Randy saying that he saw a girl once who was better looking than her.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Oh, this guy's different. No, dude. I saw a girl one time that was hotter than her. Yeah, the girl at the airport back in 2019. She was way hotter than Cindy Sweeney is. Dude, she's not that hot. I still got the weekend. Saturday, we got up.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Meanwhile, brewing? Familiar. Fan. First time we've been there. If a backer reaches out about doing something, and they want to go to a brewery, meanwhile, it's a great choice. So before noon, probably before 11,
Starting point is 00:24:11 it's all families. Oh, yeah. I like that you're drinking beers before 11. Coffee and beers, breakfast tacos. That's what's up. That's freaking Holy Trinity, dude. That's awesome Texas right there, man. No freaking scaries here, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Dude. It's fucking epic. So, yeah, we did awesome. Texas, right? No freaking scary is here, dude. Dude, it's fucking epic. So yeah, we did that about the kid. Um, you know, you don't really fully appreciate, um, the energy of a toddler until you get them out on like a big playground.
Starting point is 00:24:36 And there's like a rope ladder that he wants to climb. And I climb, it's mainly you just like testing the limits of your already hurt shoulder by just holding him and making sure he doesn't eat it. And you went full send the night before FOB. Yeah, but I kind of minimize the amount of booze intake. I kind of – shout out to early bird. That's all I'm going to say.
Starting point is 00:24:58 You didn't fist pump a lot for your old boy? I was more of a head head bobber hey speaking of your son son uh your wife's instagram story he's stealing valor what's up with that yeah yeah oh tough his uh grandma and grandpa got a little firefighter thing he said he wants to be a firefighter and i told him that sounds great because you you know, this show, we support our first responders. We really do. You do allow at least one first responder a bunch of liquid IV.
Starting point is 00:25:32 That's true. Shout out to your roommate. After, meanwhile, met up with, hey, friend of the show, friend of WASH Media, intern of WASH Media, Landry. Shout out, Landry. We went and met up with them at bolden acres who showed up dylan was there he's twitter famous he's twitter famous um some other twitter notables who i don't
Starting point is 00:25:57 know if they want name drop because i don't know if they want to be associated with us just drop them dude fsu malls twitter famous twitter famous. Twitter famous. Just noted Twitter personality. She's the only other person I know who watched Love Island Australia. Most recent season besides me. And? It was a terrible season. Not a good season. Very dramatic.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Did you complete it? It's a very messy season. That sounds good, though. But not in a good way? Like not good messy? It was probably the most toxically masculine season of all time the gaslighting in hindsight was uh maybe maybe tough to look back on for some of the girls that were in this villa okay who are probably like oh he told me this and this never happened
Starting point is 00:26:34 just alpha australian dude the reason i'm with him is because he told me that this guy did this and uh now that i'm watching the tape i don't think that ever actually happened sometimes you gotta get on a reality show and lie dude one of the guys just straight up said he lied he just lied to this girl about what happened he just goes yeah i'm kind of a snake in the grass sometimes okay well she had you know what he told her he gave her some hints just imagine admitting that on national television yeah no i'm sorry i did it sometimes i'm a little bit snaky in the grass sometimes sometimes i move like snakes okay killer. Killer. And then Brett rolled in. Brett in front of the show Gordo. A lot of front of the shows on my weekend. It's a big GFOP
Starting point is 00:27:10 weekend. They'd been drinking since 10. They went to Kelly's to watch a rugby match, Will. I forced Brett to go. I was like, Brett, you have to go. He wore his rugby shirt. Which one? He's got like 60. Rugby, what do you call it? You call it a rugby polo? Is that accurate? No. that accurate no i think it's called a rugby he wore his rugby i think you just say he wore a rugby i'm a big poser i don't know um but that was a blast had a good time had some drinks and then i i went home and that was it um save maybe one trip to heb to go pick up a brisket which i did smock how'd it go? Sunday. How'd that ring look?
Starting point is 00:27:46 It was fine. No, I like that smoke ring. Yesterday was for the brisket, and it was fine. Okay. I kind of panicked during the stall when I just was sitting at like 185. I thought you saw Fall Out Boy not panic in the stall. Panic in the stall is what happens when you walk in on Dylan. It's Ria time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:08 What about you? Your weekend was cool, wasn't it? Yeah, we left town on Wednesday and went down to Mexico. It was a very nice little vacation. Had a great time. Just ate some seafood on the beach, chilled. Just kind of sat on the beach and people watched a lot. What was your best meal?
Starting point is 00:28:25 Let me think. We had a really good steak the first night. Any salads you want to talk about? Actually, I did have a life-changing salad. I had never tasted some of the flavors in it before, and it was just incredible, but I have no clue what was in that salad, and I don't think it'll ever be recreated. It doesn't sound like it.
Starting point is 00:28:41 I had a really good shrimp taco, which is not something I usually go after. It was almost like an asadero taco from Matt's El Rancho where they melt the cheese on the tortilla. Oh, yeah. And it was so good. It also hit different when you got your toes in the water
Starting point is 00:28:55 and your ass in the sand. On the final day of the trip, I decided to do something. You guys familiar with Tamezcal? Very familiar. Not talking about the drink, my friends. I'm talking about the Mexican sweat lodge. I stayed at a resort a few years ago
Starting point is 00:29:12 that had a sweat lodge, but they didn't have their shaman on staff at the time, so I couldn't hop in. Alright, hold on. I said what I said. A shaman on staff? They didn't have the shaman, so the lodge was shut down for the time being. It was during COVID. So the shaman's off day. And have the shaman so the the the lodge was shut down for the time being it was during covid so the shaman's off day and so the shaman was not there and so i've always
Starting point is 00:29:30 wanted to do it because i was like this seems very like sunday scary's adjacent i feel like i need to totally be in on this i need to have this experience in my life and so they already have like a really good spa at this resort and the spa had if they had like you could use free access to the cold plunge steam room sauna and hot tub at all times. You could just walk in and do it. But I was like, I still – I have to do this ceremony. And we show up. I meet the shaman.
Starting point is 00:29:54 She's an extremely nice woman who looks very shaman-y. She was getting like a fit off. Kind of looked like she could show up at a Denning Co. show and be totally fun. Hell, yeah. So they bless us by – we had to say our names three times calmly will will will she hit me with that sage started brushing me up oh yeah i get the vibes right so we uh and then meanwhile there's a dude who is working the fire and there's a bunch of rocks in the fire and so they're just heating those up to like atomic levels.
Starting point is 00:30:29 So we go into the thing, to the sweat lodge, and it's me, Sally, and the shaman. And she starts explaining the history behind it, the reason that they do it, the reason it's shaped like this, like all these things. Can I interrupt? Is this a Mayan ritual? Do you know?
Starting point is 00:30:42 I don't know. Okay. I do think there's a lot of Mayan culture down there. Yeah, for sure. I don't know if it's directly tied to there's a lot of Mayan culture down there. Yeah, for sure. I don't know if it's directly tied to them or not. All right. And so we're sitting in there. The shaman's fully clothed.
Starting point is 00:30:51 She's built absolutely different. I'm in my swimsuit. Sally's in her swimsuit. And I'm dumping sweat as they're loading the rocks into this sweat lodge. Okay. So she's going through all the things. There's a lot of history behind it that has to do with generations before you, grandmothers and stuff. You start singing a song, which to be fair, I don't like singing in public. I don't like when other people sing, but it was pitch black in there.
Starting point is 00:31:14 You're steaming hot. You got a shaman singing with you. It's hard not to join it. So I started joining in, felt a little peace. You have to make some proclamations about stuff. But about 40 minutes in, they start reload. They start re-racking the rocks. So this is going longer than I thought.
Starting point is 00:31:29 Yeah, yeah. It's long. Okay. And we did a modified version. Apparently, usually you go a couple hours. We were going about 45 minutes. But they start loading in more rocks and they start dumping more water on the rocks. And at this point, I start thinking, I start counting the cocktails I had the day before.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Oh, no. and at this point i start thinking i start counting the cocktails i had the day before oh no and i'm like i'm probably way more dehydrated than i gave myself credit for walking into this sweat lodge and then suddenly i can't feel my hands my hands are tingling so bad that like i can't really feel anything and the ends of my fingers are like essentially not being i can't move them like i can't bend my fingers anymore i don't like this sally hears me like i must have like started breathing really hard or something and she goes hey well are you okay and i finally just go i don't think i am i think i might need to be removed from this lodge uh and the shaman reached over and she asked me what was wrong i told her i couldn't move my hands and all my extremities were tingling to the point
Starting point is 00:32:26 where I wasn't sure if I could even walk and stand up out of it. She grabs my hand and starts singing to me. And I'm like, okay. Hell yeah. It made me feel a thousand times better. She breathed life back into you. So we finish out the ceremony. I'm holding the hand of the shaman the entire time.
Starting point is 00:32:44 We finish out the ceremony and she said, and she asked like, are you going to be able to leave? And I said, I honestly don't know. Is it okay if I crawl out? I have to, like, I, there's no way that I can stand up straight right now because I will fall over and I could fall on these like piping hot rocks that have been sitting here for the last hour. Right. I get out and like, I stand up. I have like the biggest rush of blood to my head I've ever had before. And I'm positive I'm going to pass out. There's never been a time in my life where I'm more positive that I'm going to fall over
Starting point is 00:33:12 and need to get airlifted back to the United States. Oh, no. The dude who's been loading the rocks the entire time comes up to me and he shakes my hand. He says, congratulations. You made it through. That was validating to me. I was like, okay, this guy's gassing me up a little bit. He says, congratulations. You made it. You made it through. Like, and that was like, like validating to me. I was like, okay, this guy's gassing me up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:28 He probably knows I'm struggling pretty hard. Oh yeah. I take a, I immediately hop under a cold shower and like try to get my blood flowing. And I'm like moving. I'm like trying to move my hands as much as I can. My hands tingled for about an hour after. What, what is the tingling? They said all the blood had gone to my core and escaped my extremities
Starting point is 00:33:46 just because of my body's reaction to it. And they think that's what was happening. I didn't feel right for so long, but I really want to do it again. Like I really want to go do another one of these. So I was going to ask like afterward, did you get like the bump? Like, did you feel like-
Starting point is 00:34:01 I felt really good the rest of the day. Like I, yeah, I did. I felt pretty relaxed the rest of the day. Like I, yeah, I did. I felt, I felt pretty relaxed the rest of the day. I, I truly never been that sweaty before. My back was up against the tiles on the seat. And that's saying a lot. Cause you're a sweat boy. I'm a sweat boy. Um, it's, I've truly never experienced anything like that. It was a wild experience. Yeah. That sounds like something I would absolutely love to try. I just started pounding. I went to the spa after where they had like you know like hibiscus water and stuff and i just started just chugging it okay okay um you're you know our show here do you want to maybe recreate the song i'll give you the floor
Starting point is 00:34:39 okay i can i can i can do that but i don't remember part of it okay at one point you're just saying abuelitas abuelitas i thought the rest would come to me but we're just hollering at our old grandmas i mean that kind of slaps abuelitas i started i was just saying that all around the the property the rest of the day. That's pretty dope. Yeah, I kind of shut it down the rest of the day on the drinking front until dinner time. I was like, I don't think it's smart for me to put any alcohol in my system right now. Is this kind of your gateway into ayahuasca ceremony?
Starting point is 00:35:16 Had we not been at a resort and this was just something I signed up for, I feel like when we got there, they would have been like, if you guys want to pay a little extra, we can do an ayahuasca ceremony we can do some dabs it was cool though it was a fun experience i would do it again but like i would definitely not drink the night before as hard as i did and i would definitely uh over uh overhydrate that morning okay dang did you see any like do you have any kind of visions it's so pitch black in there that you almost feel like your eyes are just completely closed okay uh and so like you just kind of you're just kind of it's like almost it's it feels a little sensory deprivational when you're like
Starting point is 00:35:58 not seeing anything at that level but you're also so close that like you can hear motions and stuff like that so you don't feel like you're just totally out there. I was hoping you had a moment where you turned into Valerio. It's possible I could have. You were just chilling in the New Orleans Zoo and you got out of your pen and you just went on a rampage. It's possible I could have. Okay. I could have gone on a rampage had I not been so dehydrated after. That's sick. Was that the highlight of your trip? Yeah. It was probably the most exciting thing that happened to me on the trip. I did watch Anyone But You on the flight. What a movie. Glenn Powell, Sidney Sweeney, they should have gotten dual best actor awards. Really? Just incredible stuff. You liked it? This movie has gotten criticism from people for being poorly
Starting point is 00:36:36 acted and cheesy and not that great. I think for what it is, it's just a stock rom-com. It's exactly what you need out of a rom-com. You need two hot leads. You need a picturesque place. You need a storyline that's a little ridiculous, but you can buy into it. And you need them to just be doing hot people things. It was just an enjoyable watch. Yeah. I don't know if I need an Oscar-worthy performance in my rom-com. You don't. You don't. It was a great watch. It's a great plane watch. Did y'all watch it together? No.
Starting point is 00:37:08 She'd already seen it. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, it looked lit. The trip looked lit. It was nice.
Starting point is 00:37:14 It was nice. It was fun to do that. I didn't get to play any golf, and that was devastating. Who had the long cold plunge? Or both of you? Dude, I hit over five minutes. It wasn't the coldest cold plunge I've ever been in. Like, what's a normal cold plunge temperature both of you dude i hit i hit over five minutes it wasn't the coldest cold cold plunge i've ever been in like what what's a normal cold plunge temperature low 50s yeah like 40s so
Starting point is 00:37:30 i feel like most of the time for me it's like 58 like i usually feel like people say 58 this was like in the like the low 60s and so i more got used to it than anything i probably could have stayed in there for 10 minutes if i really actually wanted to because it wasn't the coldest cold plunge nice i was one of the younger people coldest cold plunge. Nice. I was one of the younger people using the cold plunge. I think that was maybe intentional. Was it a community cold plunge? It was.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Interesting. I outlasted anyone. I wasn't going to let anyone in that fucking place go longer than me. Cut from a different cloth. It just simply wasn't happening. This guy. You know, people are probably wondering like, man, once you were in that sweat lodge, it was probably nice to get out of that like round space, you know?
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Starting point is 00:39:46 Dude, missing bottle night was one of the worst things that's ever happened to me. Do you know what a bottle night is? Probably not. Because, you know, me and my girlfriend invented it during the 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, New York. Yeah, I was bummed you weren't here for that. Bottle night was... Sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Oh, no. I was taking a hit bottle night dude somebody had a bad bottle night a little too real have you guys ever heard of bong night probably not because my wife and i invented it on 311 that's good unlock your phones away though and turn the tv off when you hear that music you know we're about to get a little touching bass it's time to talk a conspiracy stuff. We talked about Kate Middleton either last week or the week before. And the information that's come out regarding Kate Middleton ever since is quite jarring and absolutely insane, in my opinion. Yeah. If there's a book written about how to fuel a conspiracy, it would be, this would be like chapter one. The royal family could not be messier than they are right now i
Starting point is 00:40:45 don't know what they're doing they got their son working for spotify and shit in la like we got prince william have you seen the photo of prince william that's gone like crazy lately where he's just making all those girls cringe yeah our girl from uh yeah from the bear him doing his best impression dude it's such a bad photo. What's he doing? I don't know. And now, so it's been reported that Kate Middleton hasn't been seen since Christmas time. And she got a pancreatic surgery, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:41:17 And so there's all these theories. And there's people that are like, don't worry about it. She's just recovering from this. I mean, Carlos Sainz just had his pancreas removed. I think he got something removed and was walking around the race. He wasn't walking very great. But people were like, man, Kate's got to be watching this feeling just weak. Did he race?
Starting point is 00:41:33 No. No, the guy that replaced him actually did pretty well. He got like seventh, I think. Controversy. But because we hadn't seen any photos last week, a photo was released by a paparazzi of a car driving that claimed to be her well it's a weird photo it's grainy as fuck in my opinion you don't get that kind of grain from a paparazzi camera like that grain alone that's the new photo randy so
Starting point is 00:41:59 that's that's the photo that dropped today the old photo we don't have that up on the screen honestly it's so grainy. I saw it. It looks like they put the grain effect from Photoshop over the photo. It's just that bad. That's weird. And so that was a little weird. It also was a little weird that after all these people started questioning it,
Starting point is 00:42:18 that this photo just magically appeared. But then over the weekend, obviously, she posted a new photo with her three children for mother's day did you get confused when you saw mother's day on this yeah apparently it's a different day over there somebody uh in their oscar speech shouted out the mothers okay mother's day last night and i was like oh oh okay that's when i put it together well it's been brought up that uh there's been several errors in this photo uh randy do you have the one with all the errors circled on it yeah yeah so i'm not gonna act act like I'm the greatest Photoshop user of all time, but I will say that
Starting point is 00:42:50 I've been using Photoshop almost every single day in my work since high school. I've literally had a job that's required Photoshop since September of 2005. And the errors in this photo are absolutely egregious. Whether it's the weirdness around absolutely egregious whether it's the weirdness around kate's boots whether it's the hair that doesn't connect to other pieces of hair uh the arm that's out of place the random patterns between the arms it's just all very weird uh the kids all have their fingers crossed that's giving ai uh the windows in the background have all been severely edited and not well yeah that i didn't even see that one that's really bad like it's all just really really weird it's just the sloppiest
Starting point is 00:43:32 photoshop work you could ever do and i don't know if this is ai but like the kids expressions are very ai they are they really really are and like to put this photo and no wedding ring on her to put this photo out as like the first thing to put out after all these conspiracies are being fueled is just honestly reckless. Yeah. You would think a person of their stature would have access to a better Photoshop person. I tweeted it last night but like sorority you could pick any sorority girl and be like hey can you edit this photo and make sure there's no errors in it and like most of them are going to be able to do a much better job than anything here yeah this is any any intern uh social media intern can do this well hours after it was released
Starting point is 00:44:19 they started uh and it was widely distributed, several large publications or just, I guess, news entities started pulling back and being like, yeah, we're not distributing this photo anymore. It's clearly been altered. Like, it's not a good look for the palace when, like, the AP is being like, yeah, we're not going to use this photo because it's weird as fuck.
Starting point is 00:44:41 So that was their call? Yes. Okay. Yes. And they've made a statement on it saying that Prince William took this photo and apparently he likes
Starting point is 00:44:52 to dabble in photo editing. That's a terrible thing. Insane. That's not a thing. You would think Prince William sitting there on his fucking MacBook Pro
Starting point is 00:45:01 like toying around with the photo like the raw images that he got. It's just not true. There's no way. I can't imagine there's anything that actually required edit. Maybe, like, if they want to keep their location, maybe you edit out, like, the stuff in the windows back there.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Fair. That might make sense, but the little things with the the kids that's just very weird it's weird to photoshop your kid like there's an like the pattern on the sweater changes on his arm on one of the kids arms versus the chest of the sweater that doesn't really make sense because most sweaters wouldn't do that um there's now been a tiktok that's gone viral this morning that we didn't it it happened too close to recording time to get it but there's now this tiktok that's gone viral that is showing a bunch of photos of kate and the daughter wearing these outfits that they're wearing at an event in november 2023 and so now they're guessing that these were pieced together
Starting point is 00:45:56 using that dude and so like it's just weird even like the daughter's arm looks completely photoshopped on which if you want to photoshop like what is the benefit of photoshopping a kid's arm in a different position for a photo that's taken by the dad if it was a professional photographer like i'd understand like hey this arm's blocking all of kate can we move it but like why would will be the one to go through and do that? Yeah. If my goal were to like fuel and like fuel rumors, you know, throw fuel on the fire, if you will, and get people to talk about this and not something else, this is exactly what I would do. Because anyone with a basic understanding of photo editing is going to notice these
Starting point is 00:46:45 and they know it's going to dominate the news cycle online for like the next two days. She's made a, yeah, they made their statement and now we're just at a standstill. But this morning, again, right before we recorded, like minutes before, it came out that they were photographed leaving some palace together and it's a photo of William and Kate in a car and her face is completely turned to the other side. Apparently the British press had said that they were photographed leaving some palace together and it's a photo of william and kate in a car and her face is completely turned to the other side apparently the british press had said that they weren't going to release any photos uh while she was in recovery and now they're just releasing a bunch of photos which people are like okay this feels like the royal family is just telling them like hey release photos to take this heat off of us i don't even know what theories are out there at this point like the bbl theory was funny and stuff, but now that... She's sitting down.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Yeah. So people were worried that, yeah, maybe they're just covering the BBL. Maybe. They had to edit that ass out. Yeah. This is bizarre. And I typically don't really care about this stuff, but now I'm like, you add this to it and you're getting a casual like myself.
Starting point is 00:47:40 You're getting me in the door what if i told you um that um an article from march 1st 2024 reads that thomas kingston the husband of prince michael of kent's daughter lady gabriella windsor and the ex-boyfriend of pippa middleton kate's sister died from a traumatic head wound and a gun was found close to his body an inquest was told fr told Friday. The 45-year-old financier, whose shocking death was announced by Buckingham Palace, was found dead on Sunday at an outbuilding at his parents' country mansion in the scenic Cotswolds region of England.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I hope there's nothing foul at play here, but given everything that's going on, having people die in traumatic ways this close to the royal family is a little concerning. It's like, that just raises like another flag on the deep, deep conspiracy side of things. I think they're getting divorced. I think they're separating and they're trying to cover up
Starting point is 00:48:37 and they're trying to like just get away from it. I know, like why draw it out like this? Why make it so weird? Because he's going to be king soon. Great point. This shows instability. Like, he's so... Like, with Prince Charles getting cancer
Starting point is 00:48:54 and them announcing it, like, that feels very real and, like, concerning. Like, you can't have a king who's about to get divorced like, assume the throne. That's a bad look. Has that happened before i don't know i mean the only other i think like part of the reason that the diana and charles divorce was such a big deal was just because you're not supposed to do that yeah this is uh
Starting point is 00:49:14 this is quite messy i feel bad well casual american here what instabil what does the monarch like monarchy actually do anything for england like what is the point because they have a prime minister and stuff i just don't understand what the royal family's point in randy is anymore follow the money okay follow the money you understand no the queen or the queen or king meets with the prime minister regularly i'm sure they have some i mean i'm sure they have some influence on policies and things like that. But I think more than anything, the royal family is just like a figurehead to make people feel warm and cozy when politics are happening underneath it. You think there's a new Epstein thing about to drop? I wouldn't be surprised.
Starting point is 00:49:56 A little distraction? Yeah. Is Prince, is Prince Andrew just like, whew? Are they protecting Prince Andrew by like throwing her under the bus right now? Seems like something they might do. They have such a bad track record when it comes to conspiracies about them that at this point, I'm starting to believe all of them. Damn. Now you're going to make me go into a fricking Thomas Kingston wormhole.
Starting point is 00:50:19 It's not good. God bless. See, I haven't gone deep enough down that wormhole, but I've just seen people mentioning that like, Hey, open your eyes. This is what's happening but anytime anytime you see someone in instagram comments say open your eyes you should probably just stop reading you check their yeah they're a bot that's it's giving bot there's a lot of bot to this um you know harry and megan were we're seeing at soho house in austin apparently the barbecue and the barbecue great spot yeah great barbecue yeah that's top that's top two for me in austin dude dave i said it at a group dinner house in Austin. And apparently Le Barbecue. And Le Barbecue, great spot. Yeah. Great barbecue.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Yeah. That's top two for me in Austin. Dude, Dave, I said it at a group dinner with our wives one time that I think we're going to hang out with Prince Harry one day. And everything that's happened since I said that, he was Prince there with no controversy around him at all. I just had a hunch. Ever since I said that, his life is getting worse and worse and worse, and it's going to coincide with our life at some point. At least he's not dealing with this shit. Dude, right? He's looking good right now. I mean, he's not looking great, but he's looking good right now
Starting point is 00:51:14 that he's not involved in any of this, and that he's actually taking a stand against a lot of stuff that's happened. I do like the idea that William was doing the Borat voice for those women. They're just like, come on. He's like, oh, I've seen A.O.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Debris sometime in The Bear. Yeah. I watched The Bear. Roar! My wife. Me wife. They're like, where's your wife? And he's like, my wife. Nobody knows. Yeah, we don't know. She's gone. What if he asked them to hand over all their trinkets
Starting point is 00:51:46 Has the orange man Chimed in on this Can you check Randy go to your Truth social account Dude the orange man The orange man's Instagram
Starting point is 00:51:54 After the After the state of the union Unbelievable work from him That dude was born To post Online Did he do a live blog From Hooters
Starting point is 00:52:04 He should've He should should have blogged it the post like just putting filters on joe biden and making fun of him is a hilarious way to cover that as a presidential candidate it's a good idea it's fucking hilarious you throw a filter on there dude how does he have a better i guess he was president but he's got a better social team than whatever this was i don't even know like trump is just good at postings like to make people just get excited real posters now i hope you have a real poster man we're gonna be talking about this for the next few weeks aren't we yeah i i'm glued to it i can't stop thinking about it like i didn't even want to wait for a touching touching based episode to talk about it
Starting point is 00:52:40 because like it's just it's so present we're gonna get an ai video right like a clearly ai video of her they need to do a video of someone i saw someone say like she needs to do that thing that uh people do when they're like on reddit doing an ama where it's like i'm anthony bourdain and this is my username i'm doing an ama right now yeah like we need that with her you need two-step verification with her i need i need video i need live video of her with like an eye a commoner eyewitness saying no i'm here right now this is all legit i might need to be the commoner in order to actually believe that it's what if she shows up at a rugby match or what's the what's the next big uh champions league oh yeah i don't know there's something i think we might have an international break soon get Get her there. Maybe Arsenal.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Yeah, if she shows up at a footy match, I'd be fine with that. I think William's a West Ham fan. Oh, is he? Yeah. Okay. I think he is, at least. The Royals all have different teams, and I think that's orchestrated. I'm a Ham check fan.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Johnny Ham check? Johnny Ham check. Got that six and a half foot chains. The last five. Will's in a sweat lodge missing out on some real... I know. You guys are making references
Starting point is 00:53:50 that are so over my head. You missed us doing a bunch of Trump impressions too. Yeah, we might have lost some listeners last week. My bad. It was just bad Trump impressions. No one's doing that.
Starting point is 00:54:04 The worst. I'm not good at Trump. I need to workshop that in the car it's dylan dylan's a bad influence it's here for my friends at naked wines so many times i walk into the store i go to the wine section and i see like two bottles of wine that i've had before and i'm like i could buy those i guess i don't even know if they're good in the first place but i'm just gonna go look for a vi a vibey looking bottle and buy that. And usually I get home and I'm like, why did I just spend all this money on this vibey bottle when I didn't know anything about the wine? But it's just an annoying thing. But luckily, today's podcast is sponsored by our friends over at Naked Wines. Naked Wines is a subscription service that seamlessly connects you to the
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Starting point is 00:56:28 think i ever want to like be around them okay are you can i ask a dumb question please okay so at all nick a-l-l-n-i-c-k uh posted a a tweet this weekend or a zeet uh from a boat um not only is his face just mega punchable and i don't feel bad saying that because his personality has turned out to be too but like he he used an all-time caption that i kind of want to use for just a squad shot we need to go on a bachelor party soon so that we can just post a photo that says this is who you're trading against well maybe if we had somebody who maybe was already married but never had a bachelor party, we could make that happen. A lot of chatter about that this weekend. A lot of chatter.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Well. They're on a yacht, and they just get called out very quickly for numerous things, but mainly the person who pointed out that they have the waiver just sitting on the counter of the yacht. Yeah, there's a clipboard with the signature page of the liability waiver that clearly is for this yacht because it's a rental. The picture of four guys who are really, really into crypto, NFTs, things of that nature, and are probably flying pretty high right now because of Bitcoin. I imagine that has a lot to do with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:44 And think about the worst part of that whole whole scene and that's what you have here that's what nft nick appears to be he does have a newsletter though i i've never owned a boat in my life uh i've heard i've been told that the best days of your life are when you buy a boat and when you sell a boat that's true that's what they tell you hey bust out another thousand oh um i have never had a friend have me sign a waiver uh another thousand oh um i have never had a friend have me sign a waiver uh upon getting on there i've never had a friend have a clipboard on their boat for anything maybe it's maybe they're just non-disclosures yeah maybe they're doing some maybe they're doing some trading on the boat that i'm unfamiliar with that's just for the crew it's
Starting point is 00:58:19 like to keep the crew quiet like hey some shit's about to go down i don't want you sharing trade secrets i love to do this just getting roasted for bringing uh shoes and wearing socks on the boat like i'm i'm on emrata's side at this point where i'm wearing socks pretty much everywhere but i'm not wearing socks to the boat i'm not going to crumple up my socks and shove them in my shoes on a boat no that's a bad look it's almost like that dude wasn't prepared for boat day like he thought they were just going to go to brunch. Like, well, now they've just been called out like a million different times
Starting point is 00:58:47 and he's now taken to his timeline in order to make sure that people know that like, no, dude, he's a legit traitor. Do we have any of the videos
Starting point is 00:58:54 for him? I got two of them. I don't even know which one's first. So I'm just going to just play go wrong. Yeah, there's no,
Starting point is 00:58:59 there's no order. We're not on a timeline here. People crying for my downfall while saying my champagne ain't real. Keep questioning my life while you cry into your TV dinner and my chauffeur brings me to $3,000 We're not on a timeline here. Are you choosing rich, Dave? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:59:19 You're putting me in a tough spot because I don't want to choose not rich. Can you imagine going to a $3,000 tea at Baccarat, dude? You're going to have to help me out. Is that something we could do in New York City? I don't know. Yeah, now do we need to spend $3,000 tee at Baccarat, dude. You're going to have to help me out. Is that something we could do in New York City? I don't know. Yeah, now do we need to spend $3,000? Do we need to ask St. Jude for some money back so we can go to a $3,000 tee? Probably.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Do you want to watch the second one too? Yes, I do. He got called out. Yo, cheers to all the Twitter haters who said I don't own my Miami house. I'll have you know I had the staff load up my jet so I could fly out here to my New York City penthouse pied-à-terre. Anyways, while you're click-clacking on Twitter from your mom's basement, I'll be sitting here sipping from my $5,000 bottle of champagne. Remember, choose rich. Okay, the best thing about this is the readers have added context. There's community notes. And that context is the bottle Nick is holding does not cost $5,000
Starting point is 01:00:09 and is in fact a bottle of Tottenger champagne that costs less than $85. Not a bad champagne. I'm not going to say negative things about people drinking that. You drink $80 champagne. That's fine with me. Oh, yeah, dude. The best tasting champagne I ever had was I had a glass of Dom one time. That's like, I think, $200. And I was like, damn, that's fine with me oh yeah dude like the best tasting champagne i ever had was i had a glass of like dom one time that's like i think two hundred dollars and i was like damn that's really incredible but i don't think i need that i'm good with i'm good with the sub 80 stuff
Starting point is 01:00:33 i do love a good like tasteful community notes oh dude a community note bodying of someone like this is so so good and it's his pin tweet if he's got a staff that's loading up his five thousand dollar champagne why do you not have champagne glasses also why does your champagne look like that that just looks like shitty white wine yeah it didn't look right there's no bubbles in there like i don't see any bubbles happening so this guy is um he's a content guy now i don't know if he's always been but he's pivoted he knows like he's got a good following and he has a newsletter, which that's like kind of a theme now. All these guys, bottle night guy,
Starting point is 01:01:08 shout out to Colin Rutherford. He's got a newsletter too. Comes out every Tuesday. Did you sign Brett up? I have yet to sign Brett up for a Bible. You had one job last week. Sign Brett up, dude. Sign Brett up.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Hey, all right. We'll sign him up for this one too. Yeah. Get him on this one. The nifty. Yeah. Sign Brett up for both. I want Brett's inbox just flooded with tips.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Dude, these guys are flying too close to the sun when it comes to Bitcoin soaring right now. Do you have diamond hands, though? I'm just going to put that out there as a thing. I will sign Brett up for newsletters. I don't want the backers doing that. No, don't do that. Because we don't need his email completely
Starting point is 01:01:39 by all these newsletters. We need him actually doing work. Yeah, that's true. It's true. You should sign him up, though. Damn, it is true, but it is kind of funny if he's just getting just getting smoked every morning he's just getting like 10 000 emails when he's trying to figure out like what ad deals were actually supposed to be doing i can't believe people like this still exist like i i truly can't
Starting point is 01:01:58 believe that like the self-awareness has not reached these guys to be like oh we probably shouldn't be this douchey about like investing and stuff dude i'm jordan i'm like a modern day jordan belford this guy is the wolf of wall street is there a more opposite guy than this than timo to this guy like timo's all about that hustle mentality but they they approach it in such different ways talking about our timo yeah of course dude crazy event you know what the the new american psycho we never really talked about how like crypto would fall into yeah yeah i don't want nfts to be a part of like american psycho do you think american psycho like you know like they'd have to if they did the new american psycho they'd have to recreate the scene where he's playing the music how is he playing
Starting point is 01:02:41 that music in 2024 bts you think it's just Bluetooth technology? It's Sonos, right? And we're going to have to assume that his Sonos works. Is he just queuing up his phone and being like, listen to this? Are they going to clue into the new vinyl fad that's been upticked? Could be voice activated. He hits them with some AI Siri thing? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Or maybe he's a DJ and he plays his stuff. Oh, I like that, too. It has, like, visuals on, like, a smart TV or something like that. Mm-hmm. Maybe he just puts Vision Pros on some naked chicks and just plays, like, something in front of them. Yeah, I am... I'm now following Nick.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Yeah, Nick is... He's got the temporary follow. I will follow him until he's out of the news cycle and out of my algorithm. He's much like Nick Adams in that respect for me. Yeah, this will probably last a couple weeks, but I'm going to give him a chance. He's a content guy. I got to give him that. I wonder when he decided this trading stuff, this isn't going to be enough.
Starting point is 01:03:44 I need to pivot to a little bit of content. I want my traders to be dogs that just like, don't take their head up from their computer. Yeah. I want them to be psychos who have like three commas in their bank account, but don't really think about it. Like they don't realize like they're, they're just, they're too into the game. I will say when he's called out the haters who are click clacking on Twitter, that's us. I kind of felt that. Yeah. But I'm not in my mom's basement, famously, because we don't have basements in Dallas.
Starting point is 01:04:09 It's true. But I am here in the office click clacking on Twitter. We're click clacking on the pod. I'm on Twitter right now. Nick, if you want to come on and speak your case here, I will give you a platform. So Dylan's not going to be aware of this? No. So should we just try to get this guy on and just have dylan like we should we should just totally set up dylan to where it's somehow him
Starting point is 01:04:30 and this guy going back and forth and dylan's just like what why don't we tell him i met a crypto guy on vacation and like and i was like dude he'd be a really good podcast guest this guy's like an actual jordan belfort type okay like he's the most jordan belfort guy we could get dylan would not like this i don't think you would don't would not like this guy at all this still just reminds me of the time you wanted to get that substitute teacher that karaoke'd and you just want him to do a karaoke right next to dylan on the podcast wait which sub what did he sing i think it was like toxic by bernie spears yeah he got fired because he would just bring his little karaoke machine and sing Toxic.
Starting point is 01:05:07 He was just performing in front of the class. No, we tried to make that happen. It was a little bit difficult, but we wanted to, we were just going to have him sit next to Dylan and not tell Dylan that he was just going to do karaoke while seated next to him. That's why I don't think Dylan would have been able to loosen up once the singing started in the sweat lodge no i think he would have struggled with that no that's not dylan's scene had sally not started singing before me i don't think i would have started singing because i would have gotten nervous how do you think your voice performed i could hear it um they were singing at a higher pitch
Starting point is 01:05:41 than what i'm used to and so i could were certain times where I was singing, but no volume was coming out because I was trying to go too high. Yeah. And so it just wasn't totally working. What if you... I would like to be in there and just try out different voices. Like just try out different... You know, you've got your fallout boy voice.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Maybe go Frankie Valli. Really try to take it up a notch. And you kind of interrupt the ceremony. They're like, hey, are you doing Randy Travis? Why are you doing a bit right now? With like how many different, like we get it. You have some range. This is weird.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Why don't you just do your voice? And you're like, I don't know what my voice is. I do too many other voices to now I don't have one. At one point we had to say why we were there. Like, what do you want to get out of this? Your intention. Yeah, I had to state my intentions. And I stated my intention and we moved on to Sally.
Starting point is 01:06:23 And then Sally stated her intentions. And I sat there and I was like, man, this shaman thinks I'm a state my intentions. And I stated my intention, and we moved on to Sally. And then Sally stated her intentions, and I sat there, and I was like, man, this shaman thinks I'm a total dumbass. I gave such a terrible intention versus Sally. You're just like, ah. Embarrassing. I'm going to be real. I'm kind of just trying. My intention is to not die.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Yeah, because I did have some toddies last night. When I left the ceremony, I shook the shaman's hand, and I said, I'm who you're trading against. Just just know that yeah just know that you think nick's ever been in front of a shaman no he needs to no he does not believe in he does not believe in shamans he is the shaman he's the nft shaman that doesn't you're right that's a great point he does not have a champagne glass no if you have like yeah like if you're drinking five thousand dollar champagne you don't drink it out of a wine glass at that like with that many ounces in it right i don't know i'm not a champagne guy i'm not either but i i've had enough to know that that's not how it's consumed it famously goes
Starting point is 01:07:17 through me unless it's bottle night then you just drink it right from the bottle yeah but no phones and no tv so i don't know it's just tough he's doing a solo bottle night with the boys let's hear from our friends over at aura frames here's a simple but meaningful gift for your mom or grandparent who lives across the country a digital picture frame from aura it's perfect for sharing pics of all the things that they can't be there for from family vacations to their grandkids graduation i absolutely love my aura frame i have one in our kitchen and whenever i'm in there i look at it it's always changing the photos it always reminds me of photos that i kind of forgot we put in there and they pair the photos so nicely together everyone's shooting
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Starting point is 01:09:54 Takes a while. It takes a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I download all these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Google Chrome is up. You're just taking the vibes there.
Starting point is 01:10:04 I'm telling you. We need to upgrade in here because this Google Chrome, my guy. All right, here we go. You ready? Here we go. All right. Good morning, haters.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Yo, so y'all trying to say that my chauffeur is an Uber driver? Y'all keep hating while I kick off my weak screen and scarface from my private movie theater in my new york city pied a terre remember choose rich okay zooms in scarface has the nick thing already died like i'm gonna unfollow nick now scarface why like of course like he he was like no, Wolf of Wall Street is too on the nose. Let's do Scarface.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Was it you and me talking about how we need to watch Scarface? I would love to re-watch Scarface. I was one of those try-hard kids that got really into Scarface and started watching it. Good movie. I think I watched it enough times back then that re-watching it now would be very nostalgic and fun. I haven't watched it in a few years.
Starting point is 01:11:05 The famous chainsaw scene that happened in some Miami apartment, now it's like a CVS. That's depressing. NF Confession? Never seen it. It's long. Did you even go to college? I don't even like...
Starting point is 01:11:17 Were you even in a frat? You have paper hands. I went to college significantly after you guys did, did though so it wasn't that big of a thing well the wall street came out when i was in college i put a flag up in fritz's room this weekend pretty frat okay it's a it's a flag of a lobster six navy blue and uh the lobster is obviously red and he thinks it's a spider-man logo i could see that it's it looks like a spider-man logo and so he got obsessed with it and i was like well i'm just gonna hang this above your bed what is it it's a lobster but like what's the just a lobster it's just a lobster on a flag that's sick my dad
Starting point is 01:11:54 had flags made when we were born my sister has one that says betsy's house i have one that says will's house and then we had a lobster one my parents when my parents would do like new year's eve dinner or fourth of j, they would always do lobster. And so they'd hang the lobster flag. Wait, did y'all have a flagpole? Yeah. And we had flags on the front of the house that would stick out. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Yeah. I'm thinking about getting a flagpole. I kind of like that. I kind of want a flag thing for the front of our place. We never had a flagpole, but the chamber of commerce or whatever my parents like they would come by on like holidays and put the flag up okay like the american flag and then they would come take it down that was part of the thing i think it was the chamber of commerce whatever flags are dope i like that i think you need one well all the homies dropped me
Starting point is 01:12:41 uh some power drill wrecks yesterday and Twitter. I'm in the market. Oh, yeah. What's your project? I just have to hang a lot of stuff, and I always have to borrow someone's drill, so it's just time. I've got to hang some curtains. I'm not going to screw those into the wall. I think I'm going Milwaukee. I think that's the move.
Starting point is 01:13:00 That seems to be the one now. Everyone's talking Milwaukee. Big game. Is that the one? Yeah. Have you talked to Dylan about this? See, that's the move. That seems to be the one now. Everyone's talking Milwaukee. Big game. Is that the one? Yeah. Yeah. Have you talked to Dylan about this? See, that's the thing.
Starting point is 01:13:09 I'm going to take him out of the game. He's going to be upset that you didn't consult him. But every time I ask him for his drill, I always keep it for like six months, and then I have to give it back. I had to get on my roof last week. I did not disclose this publicly, but squirrels got into my – he's siding on my chimney and tore it up, but weirdly didn't
Starting point is 01:13:28 get into my home. Why don't you get the chimney sweep to do it? Um, he's the last person that was up there and I don't know what, like how they didn't get in, but there was like a giant chunk of our, we'd have put new, we didn't do the entire thing, but we patched it up. Me and my, my neighbor shout out to Wes. Uh, we're just, so if you drove by my place i was just on the roof and i hadn't i'd never been up there and it was just kind of dope being on the roof i'm like oh yeah i'm on the roof can you write a wash weekly weekly column about how to uh be friends with your neighbors or at least how to make them respect you because none of my neighbors even like look our way what's up with that i don't know dude it's you know what i've met 90 of my neighbors via dog yeah it's all
Starting point is 01:14:05 dog interaction yeah i gotta i gotta slow walk rosie by their places when they're outside and be like oh hey good to see you y'all does rosie do well on the leash yeah yeah she has to dude she's she's never had the yard until now that's right yeah yeah do you want to talk oscars real quick buddy i could talk some oscars i didn't plan on watching it but i did see you've seen way more movies that are nominated for things than me as i don't think i've seen like hardly any um it's embarrassing how little i watch movies these days i don't go to the movie theater i i just watch i know all these movies and i'm aware of all of them but there's i just was like i don't think i can like sit down and i you know since our tv broke which was just really great to come back
Starting point is 01:14:48 from vacation to um i knew that i was gonna have to watch this in bed and if i watch something in bed i will fall asleep within an hour you and dylan yep it's just not happening for me i i guess i i feel like i could have guessed a lot of the winners just based on the hype things were trending oppenheimer and that was the big winner killian murphy best actor i um best picture oppenheimer christopher nolan best director i have nothing but respect for ryan gosling that was the highlight i he is so good at everything he does. Did you tweet, Ryan Gosling, you just won the Oscars, sir. I don't think that anyone actually knew that he was doing a nod to the Marilyn Monroe performance. I don't think that many people actually knew.
Starting point is 01:15:40 And I think once one person found out, everyone's like, oh, what a great nod. No, I definitely did not pick up on that. I was just thinking, oh, okay, maybe I need to see Barbie because this was good. If this is his character and this is the kind of humor his character is doing, I could get with this. Barbie is the number one movie from last year that I need to see. Number two, and this is in order, is Oppenheimer. And then for me, number three is going to be uh uh killers of the flower moon i need i'm gonna i need to watch all of them anyone but you should have got it though did you uh i know you i know dylan dylan's not here so he couldn't talk about it but he wanted to uh talk about sydney sweeney wearing angelina jolie's dress and then randy you
Starting point is 01:16:22 said like that sydney sweeney looked beautiful but she like she's not as hot as angelina Jolie's dress. And then Randy, you said that Sydney Sweeney looked beautiful, but she's not as hot as Angelina Jolie was in it. So she's not that hot, right? Not a big Angelina Jolie guy either. You said that you could go down to Rainey at any moment of any day and you could find
Starting point is 01:16:35 a hundred girls who look hotter than Sydney Sweeney. Never. Why are you just always down talking? It's really disrespectful. She didn't do anything.
Starting point is 01:16:41 You don't like seeing her win? I'm not going to Rainey anytime soon. You think I want to get ripped? There's a section of Twitter that's angry that Sydney Sweeney's allegedly bringing back large busts. And there's a community on Twitter that's just women being like, nah, she doesn't even have heavies.
Starting point is 01:16:57 If you want to see heavies, come over to my profile. There is a movement saying that you need to buy stocks and breasts and sell your butt stocks. I'm not selling my butt stocks no no people are really happy with like the upsurge in like uh uptick in breast content on the tl look uh we we stand um we stand women of all shapes and sizes with how much there's been talk like talk about just this kind of stuff like i've never been more positive that trump will be president again. Cause the heavies. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:28 If the heavies are back, he's going to, he's going to claim that like a, at a debate at some point about how he made it make a great again. We got Sydney Sweeney. We brought the heavies back. We did. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:37 He brought the heavies back. Randy. Um, yeah, she wasn't nominated for anything, but she was, I guess she was there, right? Yeah. You gotta get, you gotta get her. I mean, the con't nominated for anything, but I guess she was there, right? Yeah, you got to get her.
Starting point is 01:17:48 I mean, the controversy in like, I saw two movies. I saw two. I saw Oppenheimer, which I liked, and I saw Killers of the Flower Moon, which I liked. I like, they're very different movies. I'm a Scorsese guy. I'm a Marty guy, but I'm also a Christopher Nolan guy. I enjoyed Killers a little bit more. Are you aware of how many Oscars Scorsese has won for best director?
Starting point is 01:18:14 Like, not many. One. One single one. Departed, right? Yeah. I'm not... I love Martin Scorsese movies. I haven't watched his last couple because they've been long as fuck. Sure.
Starting point is 01:18:23 love Martin Scorsese movies. I haven't watched his last couple because they've been long as fuck. Sure. But he's probably on the Mount Rushmore of directors from our generation, from the generation before us. It just seems like maybe he should be winning a couple more here. People say there's some kind of grudge against him. I don't know. I've never heard a bad thing like he's difficult to work with. If he was difficult to work with, he wouldn't have all the dogs that are just working for him at all times. Agree, agree. You get De Niro and Leo regularly. You're a dog. The big disappointment for me was Lily Gladstone.
Starting point is 01:18:55 And not just me, a lot of people. She was the favorite. Emma Stone gets it for poor things. I've been told that's a great movie. Do you think they messed up reading the thing and they said Emma Stone instead of Gladstone? There's that controversy with Marissa Tomei back in the day.
Starting point is 01:19:12 Al Pacino's presentation of Best Picture is just incredible. It's such an old man move. People were upset. Maybe we need to be funny. No, we don't. Let's run Al Pacino out there because people are talking about it today and it's Al Pacino. But he just skipped over the,
Starting point is 01:19:27 he just skipped over the nominees and just went straight to the envelope. Yeah, he just goes, and my eyes are seeing Oppenheimer. And people are like, okay. I don't know why it took people so long. That's, he just said what he saw. Because all the Oppenheimer people
Starting point is 01:19:38 probably were like, is he telling us to come up there? Yeah. I won an award. I won an award one time. That's what you're going to get. there? I won an award. I won an award one time. That's what you're going to get. Dude, I won an award one time and,
Starting point is 01:19:49 uh, in high school, my senior year of high school. Yeah. And I did, I did the little sass like me. Um, the teacher called me out and said like,
Starting point is 01:19:58 Oh, we'll won this. And I was like, Oh, cool. And I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to go up and accept the award and the teacher gave me one of these like oh like wills he did a great job on this and gave me this weird motion as if like maybe i should walk up i stood up and started like kind of walking toward
Starting point is 01:20:17 him and then someone was like sit down we're not giving you an award right now okay okay cool um i feel like a dipshit right now. Then your pit stains kicked in? Yeah, it's like, oh, that's hell. I'm glad I won the graphic design award of Harbor Springs High School. I got most improved player on the golf team junior year, which kind of feels like a throw. You just give them something.
Starting point is 01:20:37 I got most improved on the soccer team my junior year, and it was just because I joined the soccer team my junior year. Okay. And I was a surprise starter on the soccer team because I played leading up to it. I just wasn't on the team. And I got most improved. And I was like, I didn't even improve that much. I was just always able to start, I think.
Starting point is 01:20:55 Yeah. It's a pat on the head award. Good job. You tried hard. It's like, we're going to give you something. Thanks for showing up. Yeah. Look, Emma Stone, I'm sure she was great.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Lily Gladstone in Killers was one of my favorite performances. So I was mad. I almost tweeted about it. I was stomping my feet, pacing around like, can't believe this. I think I'm going to do a posthumous rewatch of all these movies. I'm going to just watch them after the Oscars. I'm going gonna maybe prioritize oppenheimer now that i know it's uh it's up in that goat category i thought oppenheimer was good
Starting point is 01:21:31 can i say something lame i kind of want to watch oppenheimer on like a vision pro i want to rent a vision pro just to watch that'd be if you could rent one i would absolutely rent it to watch that what randy why are you laughing Why are you smirking? Oh, let me guess. You already got one. It's just so 2024. No, but if I can't see it. So the only way that I could see it in theaters in Austin was when they like re-released it and it was all sold out.
Starting point is 01:21:53 And now I don't want to just watch it on like my lame ass TV. I want to be fully submerged into this. Why don't you go in your home movie theater in your New York apartment? Yeah. Go to Bacharach later. $3,000 tees at Bacharach. theater in your new york apartment yeah go to baccarat later three thousand dollar teas at baccarat i'm gonna watch uh what's the sweeney rom-com anyone but you do i want to watch that on the vision ipro or whatever what's it called anyone that didn't like that movie had way too high of expectations for a movie starring sydney sweeney and glenn powell about people that hate
Starting point is 01:22:21 each other in australia i'm gonna wait till my family leaves town. I'm going to watch it on that. You're throwing Sweeney on the goon goggles? What? You're throwing Sweeney on the goon goggles. What the fuck is this guy talking about? Yeah, Alyssa's like, why do you have a rental from an Apple store for $120 for the weekend that I was out of town? They sent it to the company.
Starting point is 01:22:39 We're all just, we all have our day. Mine just fell on this particular day when I'm home alone. I need to go try one. I might just go to the Apple store sometime and just go vibe do they have one you can we go just go to barton creek i don't know i want to try one like i think i've been told they're incredible let's go do it can we rent a movie while we do it lily gladstone robbed that's all i'm saying that's dave's oscars Should we get out of here? Do you have any vibes you want to take before we leave?
Starting point is 01:23:13 Yeah, if you were watching the YouTube premiere, give me another thumbs up. Thanks, guys. Wow, good enthusiasm from producer Randy. Electric stuff. We'll see you guys later. Bye.

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