Circling Back - Royal Photoshops & The Guys You Trade Against
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas wash media
headquarters my name is will defries in the studio with me today.
David, that boy Ruff.
It's a beautiful day to do some podcasting.
It's honestly a beautiful day to do anything but podcasting.
I would like to just go outside and do some stuff.
We should go do a remote show from Little Woodrow's on 6th Street.
How bummed are you?
Not at all.
Are you sure?
are you not at all are you sure so conor mcgregor the notorious was allegedly he was there he was there there's video he was in town because they're pushing that roadhouse remake him and jake
gyllenhaal okay which looks terrible um he was there watching the fight saturday night i can't
even imagine the line there on a Saturday and just like how
packed it gets in there is a beating without Conor. You add him in the mix, that's unhinged.
Yeah. For Conor McGregor to be at one of our old haunts, Little Woodrow's, 6th Street,
we've been to Little Woodrow's during South by. It goes from being a nice little
bar to just being like kind of a club i assume proper 12
was getting poured up yeah probably so um it does kind of make you feel like since that is a place
that we used to visit fairly frequently it does kind of make you like like oh man i put the reps
in there i should be there yeah but at the end of the day i was i was very happy to be watching it
at home it's like how I think English soccer teams,
they have their season tickets based on attendance and stuff,
so you get better tickets based on your points in your account for things. I like that.
We should have points in our accounts that shoot us to the front of the line
for Conor McGregor being at Little Woodrow's.
We should be Little Woodrow's rewards members.
Yes.
We should have a premium platinum pass.
We get seven beers in our pass. We get seven beers in
our buckets. We get the seventh for free. There should be something there because we're kind of
legends there. I have no South by plans and I have not done anything for South by thus far.
Ooh, wow. I guess I'll hold on to my South by events for this weekend and fun recap.
Man, I was driving into work today.
I've been out since Wednesday.
I've got a new commute that's making life a lot easier.
It's kind of freeing up my mind a little bit to start thinking about things.
And I had this thought come in my mind and I was like, oh, I was told we were going to
get a rowback package into the office while I was gone.
I was like, man, I'm going to roll in here and there's
just going to be like empty plastic bags. It's just going to be a bunch of like picked over stuff.
And I walked in and there's just stacks upon stacks of master's gear from Roebuck.
Backer 20, by the way. A lot, a lot of azalea, a lot of good things. Um, we bookmarked some stuff
or earmarked some stuff for you.
Randy was trying to take – Randy's getting a little greedy.
I don't mean to completely call him out.
Wait, Dylan took like five pairs of shorts.
He did.
Yeah, I believe that.
He did take a lot of shorts.
I believe that.
He's not here today.
No.
He's probably trying on all his fucking shorts right now.
Yeah.
I just don't – I don't trust anyone when the Roback box comes in.
Especially Dylan
for some reason.
The guy who has more Roback
than anybody.
Yeah, for sure.
And it's because,
well, it used to get sent
to his place
and I'm positive
he would like,
he like ordered,
he ordered a bunch of shipping tape
from Uline or something
and decided to start like
taping the boxes back up.
Sounds like him.
He maybe even bought
like a label printer
and just started making fake labels
so he could bring them in
a little light.
He levies a tax
upon that Roback box to get shipped to him.
He puts down the Dorne tax.
At least we get half of a pizza out of it like once a quarter.
There's like a couple pizza crust.
There's a few good slices.
I did Pine House last week, by the way.
Dude, I haven't played my Zah card in a minute.
Sally tried to play it last night and I was like, nah, too early.
Too early in the week.
I'm not doing Sunday Zha right now.
What do you – damn, I've got so many questions I should just save.
No, you don't have to save anything, dude.
You get back in town Saturday.
Yeah.
What is dinner?
Because no one really wants to cook when they just –
Oh, dude, it was the most depressing thing ever.
My mother-in-law was looking after the kids on that day for a little bit,
and she asked if we wanted to order any Chinese food.
And so there's just a bunch of Chinese food sitting there that had just been sitting there
all day.
And I just picked at that from about 2 o'clock when we got home until I passed out at about
11 p.m.
You just grazed?
Just grazed on Chinese food.
It just wasn't the greatest feeling thing in the world.
This wasn't my mother-in-law's fault, obviously, but it was some of the most mid-Chinese food
you could have ever had.
There was no redeeming qualities.
Okay.
I think I've become a rice snob.
I think Texas is a good rice city,
and so anytime that I'm having bad rice lately,
it's just really making me sour.
You know I'm a rice snob.
I know you are.
I think you actually helped turn me into one
because you have your affinity for white rice i for me there's just something about just a little
bit of a you know soy sauce splashed tastefully upon the white steamy sticky rice oh my god
it's just clumping you get it out i don't like it when it's not sticky it's got to be the stickiest
yeah it wants to be the stickiest. Yeah.
I want it to be like a little moist.
Dry rice?
No, thank you.
A little damp, Randy.
You understand what I'm saying?
You said Texas is a good rice city.
Yeah, okay. Did you mean Austin?
We'd moved on.
I was trying to figure out if you meant that the whole state was a good state.
It's a good rice city.
Is it a good rice city?
It could be.
Austin's a good rice city.
That's what I said.
Shout out to Klein.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Good connection there.
What was Rice's record at the end of this year?
Bowl eligible.
Okay.
I believe.
Okay.
Okay.
They're kind of in a position where you accept no matter what.
I believe they lost against those T-State Bobcats.
Oh, for sure.
Okay.
The first responders bowl.
Which, by the way, to all our first responders Bobcats. Oh, for sure. Okay. The first responders bowl, which by the way,
to all our first responders out there,
this one's for you.
I've gotten several people sending me the guy from Texas State
who had the construction gloves
as his batting gloves,
which makes me really happy.
More people need to do that.
I'm going to start playing like that.
It's a good bit if you're in college.
I guess it depends on who the manager is.
He might not be a huge fan of you.
Are they called managers in college?
Sure.
Should be.
Are they?
Actually, I don't think they are.
Just head coaches?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Dude, we're just rugby guys now.
You guys familiar with the Seattle Seawolves?
Not the Seahawks, dude.
The Seawolves.
That's a great get.
Who sent us that?
Randy, you were saying they were calling you the Seawolf in college, right?
Hey!
Dude, I don't know who sent us
the care package from the
Seattle Seawolves, but they know that we're rugby guys
now, which is cool. We got
a ball. We got a nice little mug that
can get some frost on it if you put it in the freezer.
We even got a scarf.
See, this is a bummer. Now I wish
Seattle won the uh the meet
up we go to seawolves game yeah they might let us do the first kick you know i don't we did not
talk about this but i feel like when we're sitting down at the end of the year and we're looking at
2025 meetup spots i feel like seattle should be atop the list yeah we're gonna have to we're
gonna have to kick them a little something i do do like that they have the Seattle color scheme.
Dude, every single city needs to just adopt that methodology.
It's a good bit.
Pittsburgh has the best sports.
It's so good that Pittsburgh does it.
Well, now Pittsburgh's unlimited.
I don't know if you've seen that news.
I love people just talking about how well Russ's personality
is going to mesh in Pittsburgh.
Did you see a friend of the show, Kyle Bandujo, is going microvi with a tweet?
No.
A cool tweet on Russ.
I've not seen this.
Check him out.
At Kyle Bandujo.
I'm not going to read the tweet because I don't read another comedian's work.
It wouldn't be cool.
It's got to hit naturally when you read it.
You're not Amy Schumer? No, I'm when you read it. You're not Amy Schumer?
No, I'm not Amy Schumes.
You're not Carlos Mencia?
Not Mind of Mencia.
Love that Micah created an entire brand
based upon Mind of Mencia.
I talked about it enough.
Yeah, he did.
Mind?
Yes, yeah.
We're going to see him this weekend.
Yeah, we are.
It's exciting.
I haven't seen him in a while.
Yeah, yeah. I'm excited. I'm worried he's not going to see him this weekend. Yeah, we are. It's exciting. I haven't seen him in a while. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Wordy's not going to have enough Guinness for the boys when we sit down at that St. Patrick's Day party.
He better have enough Guinness for the boys.
He better have 1,000.
He's going to have enough Guinness.
Is he going to get a keg?
Brett's got a guy.
Can you get a keg of Guinness?
Yeah, but you have to buy the special tap and everything.
I don't think that's worth it.
Brett might be able to get him a deal.
Yeah, it's true. Marg true margs there are green drink are you gonna get the margs thing set up something i i will famously even though miami university had green
beer day the probably the most popular holiday on campus i hate drinking green beer i think it's
absolutely disgusting i don't like doing it yeah it's in like after saint Patrick's Day, when the bars have leftover green beer and they're like,
we'll give you this Miller, you can have a regular Miller Lite for, you know, five bucks,
or you can have this one for $1. I'm like, no, I'll do the $5 one.
That's like 24 years old, just getting by. And it's like, yeah, I guess I'm going to go drink
this leftover green beer. I hate it. I hate it. I don't want to. It can't be late March and you're walking around with green all over your face.
Oh, my God.
What if you were walking around with amber all over your face?
Happy 311 day.
March 11th today.
Whoa.
Why are you looking right at me?
I just want to let everyone know that it is 311.
Do you ever see them in concert, David?
No.
I've seen them them in concert david no i've seen i've seen them
once in concert they're still touring and i think they're pretty good still i saw them uh in mount
pleasant michigan okay they went off it was a really fun show 311 was when i first started
going to skate parks in like the mid to late 90s 311 like this is before they were big this is
before down they were they were getting played i love dropping into like the smallest mini ramp
that we had and just absolutely falling on my face and just hearing 311 like yeah just a six
foot drop in yeah yeah cool cool cool cool cool cool brought my skateboard out yesterday because
it was just uh in the way in the car and i had to move some stuff put it out on our patio and uh fritz immediately grabbed
it and just got on got on it and i was like uh you can't do that you need pads little dude
the way he got on it just made me think that like he's been seeing someone's skateboard
he was way too it was way too quick if he's gonna learn it it's probably
not a terrible idea to learn it while you're still have that low center of gravity it's like my my
theory or my thought with kids learning how to ski and snowboard granted falling on concrete's
different than snow but i feel like you learn it when you're tiny yeah and you're falling less
from less high exactly exactly that check out no yeah everything
you're saying is factually correct the science proves it so that's that's sick i wanted to get
him a skateboard for his second birthday and i got vetoed so he's scootered right yeah he's a
he's a really good at scooting so like yeah yeah that's true okay probably just got from that
but he's gonna get one for his third birthday. Shout out 420.
Major shouts.
What's a bigger day, 420 or 311?
Probably 420.
I mean, I'll come.
We got a big episode today.
Very big.
I'm very excited about some of our talking points today.
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Let's start it off with Friday evening.
I got invited to go to a rock and roll concert.
The headliner is a band called fallout boy wow the band that
opened up for them is a band called jimmy eat world and the two bands that opened up
prior i don't know who they were we didn't make it for them you saw jimmy world we saw
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We decided to do Zoe Tong.
Okay.
You familiar?
Yeah.
I've not eaten there.
It's the new Chinese-ish restaurant on Barton Springs next to Lou's.
It's a hybrid.
Yeah.
It kind of brings the rich culinary tradition of China with vibrant flavors to the heart
of Texas.
That's what I've heard.
That's exactly what I've heard about them.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
How is the rice?
I know that Austin's a good-
Oh, yeah.
That's a good question.
Well, the fried rice is cooked in duck fat wow which pato oh my and also you get some uh sliced up sausage in
there little you know just a little bit of a new twist on an old fave i'll ask the question do they
have any lunch specials that we need to be thinking about every once in a while? I think they open at 4. That's terrible.
Come on.
I know.
Come on.
I would have loved a $12 lunch special from there.
Yeah, it would have gone hard.
They're kind of reimagining the traditional Chinese dish that Chef Simone grew up with
in China and Singapore, for that matter.
Am I crazy for thinking that the head chef's name was going to be Zoe Tong?
Yeah.
I truly thought that there was going to be some famous chef from a show,
and her name was Zoe Tong, and she had this fire restaurant,
and then I found out that it was not that.
No, it's Simone.
Okay.
Shout out to Simone and her family.
That's all I could give you.
No, the menu's great.
Look, we did the thing that most people aren't doing.
Most people aren't eating ribs before going to the rock show.
That's fair.
We did some table ribs, some ribs for the boys.
And then we did –
Were they fall-off-the-bone for Fall Out Boy?
They kind of were.
They were competition-esque.
They were quite good.
And by the time we got out of there, we went to The Mood.
We had to go bless The Mood.
Yeah, I was going to say.
How many $23 IPAs did you drink?
So we were guests of someone who had a suite.
That's the way to go.
You can never just be a guest of someone with a suite.
Zero dollars.
Yeah, you take that.
It was kind of a really dope thing.
That's wonderful because the tall boys there are a tough pill to swallow.
Yeah.
You know what wasn't was just the unending Lalo tequila bottles in the sweet.
I was having a tasteful amount of tequila sodas as I watched Jimmy eat world.
Big L for the crew,
we miss sweetness.
That's tough.
That's a real tough one.
I saw them open
for Blink-182
in Detroit one time.
Yeah.
It was right at peak
Jimmy Eat World.
It was truly an experience.
This is like 2001, 2002.
Yeah.
It was really, really good.
They were a big player
in high school
when that album dropped.
Some kids got roasted in high school
for liking them and i i wrote for them i was like no we're good we're good dylan would hate them
yeah he really would he's the ops what's that what's that album oh bleed american
so got to see most of the songs from that that you would know uh they closed with the middle
of course um redone by Ariana Grande, famously.
But all in all, what?
What, Randy?
You think you're funny over there?
Do you just want to interrupt the show?
It's the Randy hour.
It's the Randy hour.
Everyone enjoy.
It's Maren Morris.
Do you have any Bitcoin updates for us, Randy?
Maren Morris didn't play.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, she wasn't there.
Why would Maren Morris be on a bill with Jimmy World and Fall Out Boy and 311?
I like her a
lot anyway what was i talking about i'm sorry i don't know dude just start the whole show yeah
the vibes just totally got off jesus the vibe guard normally the vibe guard's guarding the
vibe what's your problem dude uh hey great show then fallout boy did you have fun yeah okay
because like i know you're not a true Fallout Boy guy.
I'm not.
I'm not.
But I respect them as a band enough to, if I get offered a ticket to go to a show, I'm
going to go.
Yeah.
Right?
Had I been in town and that offer had been there for me, I would have definitely said
yes.
You would have had fun.
It was a good show.
I did not appreciate
the the lead singer what's the lead singer's name randy patrick stump i think i'm so it's close
oh yeah um i think it's patrick stump pat yeah peace down yeah peace stumps i didn't realize
his and appreciate his vocal range i knew he could he do some weird stuff, but he's all over the place.
He's got a very, very soulful voice.
Is Rose watching the mini Spider-Man show?
He did not do that song.
Damn.
And I was pretty weird.
How do you not do the Spider-Man song?
We were all ready for it.
Like we all had our phones ready
because we all have kids.
We're like, they're all into Spider-Man.
So didn't do the song.
Did do Sugar.
Third song. Did do Sugar. Third song.
Sugar.
Yep.
Thought that was a little soon in the set.
They did a cover of a Maroon 5 song.
That's great.
That's good.
It's good.
Maroon 5 is popular.
Might need to see the booty.
Do you want me to say Sugar, We're Going Down?
No, just what Will was doing.
Meet Him in the Club.
Yeah, so they did that third song. Do you want me to say sugar? We're going down. No, just what Will was doing. Meet him in the club.
Uh,
yeah.
So they,
they did that third song.
And when that went,
I was like,
ah,
it's kind of really hoping there's some songs that I didn't know they had in their arsenal.
That'll pop up a little later.
And to be fair,
they do.
They had probably five that I was familiar with enough to where I'm like,
okay,
this sounds really good.
This,
I don't want this to sound like I'm downplaying,
um, fallout boy, but I feel like they have, this sounds really good. I don't want this to sound like I'm downplaying Fall Out Boy.
But I feel like they have enough songs in commercials
that I could eventually be like,
oh yeah, I know this one, let's go.
That's exactly right.
And also they had that one,
I think Dance Dance was the big song
on Madden back in the day.
They're very big for
NFL
or NBA or
NHL doing like the little,
we're about to leave to the commercial break.
Most of their songs sound like they're written for some like grandiose event.
Yeah.
I get it.
Which normally isn't good,
but it's not something I would drive around listening to a bunch of.
What are you noticing?
Did you notice?
I forgot.
No, I put the, I forgot that I put the, uh,
the mug up behind you for the Seattle Seawolves,
as well as the watch from our man Ricky Prosper that's going to be dropping on the TL.
Hold on, Randy.
Here's your thumb.
It's good.
It's good, dude.
Screenshot that.
Screenshot that.
So, yes, they were good.
People were loving it.
A lot of pyrotechnics.
Good.
A lot of pyrotechnics. Pete. A lot of pyrotechnics.
Pete Wentz, noted bass player.
Yeah.
His bass guitar at times shot flames out of the top of it.
Imagine the day when he requested that.
I was wondering.
It looked dangerous.
You walk up to the crew and you're like,
so can we put flames in my bass?
It's like, dude, when Pete asks, you got to make it work.
I mean, he's a little – so what do you know about Pete Wentz?
Not much.
I know what he looks like.
Like if I saw him out, I think I would be able to say like,
oh, that's Pete Wentz.
But I don't know that much about him.
I know he's a Cubs fan.
He's an Ashley Simpson husband, right?
Yeah, link to Ashley Simpson.
They were married.
Are they still married? I don't know. I liked Ashley Simpson. I actually – I, linked to Ashley Simpson. They were married. Are they still married?
I don't know.
I liked Ashley Simpson.
I actually, I stand for her.
Okay, that's interesting.
I thought it was rude how she was treated after the SNL performance.
Well, it was a pretty disgraceful performance.
I don't think it was her choice.
Maybe not.
He likes to stop down the show.
And as someone who stops down a show from time to time, I can't really hate.
But he's very, stop down the show and he's going to talk to the crowd and like, thank everyone
and then over thank them for, for choosing to spend their evening.
And then he does this thing in one of the songs where he like disappears from the stage
and like, Oh fuck, where's the bass player?
Where's Pete Wentz?
How are we going to continue with the show?
Oh, I don't know.
He's on a platform, um, in the middle in the middle of the floor that's going to just slowly raise up into the air, probably like 20 feet.
And he's going to continue playing bass throughout the song. Then it's going to go back down. Then he's going to walk back to the stage.
It's the Pete White show.
Yeah. It's like, okay. What's the rest of the band thinking? I don't know. All in all, A+. It was fun.
That sounds fun.
It was a good time.
And you know it's South by, so you know just like the town,
like the energy of the town is just palpable.
It's like, Randy, I don't know how much you got out this weekend,
but it was different. There was like a buzz in the air, you know?
Yeah.
So you felt it too.
Oh, I felt it.
It was like, wow.
You never know.
This is South by.
You might turn like one corner and it's like, hey, there's a guy taking a crap in an alley.
And you might turn another and say, oh, there's Prince Harry.
Oh, there's Sidney Sweeney for her new Netflix movie.
Whoa.
There's Randy not checking out Sidney Sweeney because he's not attracted to her.
Yeah.
That's Randy saying that he saw a girl once who was better looking than her.
Oh, this guy's different.
No, dude.
I saw a girl one time that was hotter than her.
Yeah, the girl at the airport back in 2019.
She was way hotter than Cindy Sweeney is.
Dude, she's not that hot.
I still got the weekend.
Saturday, we got up.
Meanwhile, brewing?
Familiar.
Fan.
First time we've been there.
If a backer reaches out about doing something,
and they want to go to a brewery,
meanwhile, it's a great choice.
So before noon, probably before 11,
it's all families.
Oh, yeah.
I like that you're drinking beers before 11.
Coffee and beers, breakfast tacos.
That's what's up.
That's freaking Holy Trinity, dude.
That's awesome Texas right there, man.
No freaking scaries here, dude.
Dude.
It's fucking epic. So, yeah, we did awesome. Texas, right? No freaking scary is here, dude. Dude, it's fucking epic.
So yeah, we did that about the kid.
Um,
you know,
you don't really fully appreciate,
um,
the energy of a toddler until you get them out on like a big playground.
And there's like a rope ladder that he wants to climb.
And I climb,
it's mainly you just like testing the limits of your already hurt shoulder by
just holding him and making sure he doesn't eat it.
And you went full send the night before FOB.
Yeah, but I kind of minimize the amount of booze intake.
I kind of – shout out to early bird.
That's all I'm going to say.
You didn't fist pump a lot for your old boy?
I was more of a head head bobber hey speaking of your son
son uh your wife's instagram story he's stealing valor what's up with that yeah yeah oh tough his
uh grandma and grandpa got a little firefighter thing he said he wants to be a firefighter and
i told him that sounds great because you you know, this show, we support our first responders.
We really do.
You do allow at least one first responder
a bunch of liquid IV.
That's true.
Shout out to your roommate.
After, meanwhile, met up with,
hey, friend of the show,
friend of WASH Media,
intern of WASH Media, Landry.
Shout out, Landry.
We went and met up with them at bolden acres who showed up dylan was there he's twitter famous he's twitter famous um some other twitter notables who i don't
know if they want name drop because i don't know if they want to be associated with us just drop
them dude fsu malls twitter famous twitter famous. Twitter famous. Just noted Twitter personality.
She's the only other person I know who watched Love Island Australia.
Most recent season besides me.
And?
It was a terrible season.
Not a good season.
Very dramatic.
Did you complete it?
It's a very messy season.
That sounds good, though.
But not in a good way?
Like not good messy?
It was probably the most toxically masculine season
of all time the gaslighting in hindsight was uh maybe maybe tough to look back on for some of the
girls that were in this villa okay who are probably like oh he told me this and this never happened
just alpha australian dude the reason i'm with him is because he told me that this guy did this
and uh now that i'm watching the tape i don't think that ever actually happened sometimes you
gotta get on a reality show and lie dude one of the guys just straight up said he lied he just
lied to this girl about what happened he just goes yeah i'm kind of a snake in the grass sometimes
okay well she had you know what he told her he gave her some hints just imagine admitting that
on national television yeah no i'm sorry i did it sometimes i'm a little bit snaky in the grass
sometimes sometimes i move like snakes okay killer. Killer. And then Brett rolled in.
Brett in front of the show Gordo. A lot of front of the shows on my weekend. It's a big GFOP
weekend. They'd been drinking since 10. They went to Kelly's to watch a rugby match, Will.
I forced Brett to go. I was like, Brett, you have to go. He wore his rugby shirt. Which one? He's
got like 60. Rugby, what do you call it? You call it a rugby polo? Is that accurate? No. that accurate no i think it's called a rugby he wore his rugby i think you just say he wore a rugby
i'm a big poser i don't know um but that was a blast had a good time had some drinks and then i
i went home and that was it um save maybe one trip to heb to go pick up a brisket which i did
smock how'd it go?
Sunday.
How'd that ring look?
It was fine.
No, I like that smoke ring.
Yesterday was for the brisket, and it was fine.
Okay.
I kind of panicked during the stall when I just was sitting at like 185. I thought you saw Fall Out Boy not panic in the stall.
Panic in the stall is what happens when you walk in on Dylan.
It's Ria time.
Okay.
What about you?
Your weekend was cool, wasn't it?
Yeah, we left town on Wednesday and went down to Mexico.
It was a very nice little vacation.
Had a great time.
Just ate some seafood on the beach, chilled.
Just kind of sat on the beach and people watched a lot.
What was your best meal?
Let me think.
We had a really good steak the first night.
Any salads you want to talk about?
Actually, I did have a life-changing salad.
I had never tasted some of the flavors in it before,
and it was just incredible, but I have no clue what was in that salad,
and I don't think it'll ever be recreated.
It doesn't sound like it.
I had a really good shrimp taco, which is not something I usually go after.
It was almost like an asadero taco
from Matt's El Rancho
where they melt the cheese on the tortilla.
Oh, yeah.
And it was so good.
It also hit different
when you got your toes in the water
and your ass in the sand.
On the final day of the trip,
I decided to do something.
You guys familiar with Tamezcal?
Very familiar.
Not talking about the drink, my friends.
I'm talking about the Mexican sweat lodge.
I stayed at a resort a few years ago
that had a sweat lodge, but they didn't have their shaman
on staff at the time, so I couldn't hop in.
Alright, hold on.
I said what I said.
A shaman on staff?
They didn't have the shaman, so the lodge
was shut down for the time being. It was during COVID. So the shaman's off day. And have the shaman so the the the lodge was shut down for the time being
it was during covid so the shaman's off day and so the shaman was not there and so i've always
wanted to do it because i was like this seems very like sunday scary's adjacent i feel like i
need to totally be in on this i need to have this experience in my life and so they already have
like a really good spa at this resort and the spa had if they had like you could use free access to
the cold plunge steam room sauna and hot tub at all times.
You could just walk in and do it.
But I was like, I still – I have to do this ceremony.
And we show up.
I meet the shaman.
She's an extremely nice woman who looks very shaman-y.
She was getting like a fit off.
Kind of looked like she could show up at a Denning Co. show and be totally fun.
Hell, yeah.
So they bless us by – we had to say our names three times calmly will will will
she hit me with that sage started brushing me up oh yeah i get the vibes right so we uh and then
meanwhile there's a dude who is working the fire and there's a bunch of rocks in the fire and so
they're just heating those up to like atomic levels.
So we go into the thing, to the sweat lodge,
and it's me, Sally, and the shaman.
And she starts explaining the history behind it,
the reason that they do it,
the reason it's shaped like this, like all these things.
Can I interrupt?
Is this a Mayan ritual?
Do you know?
I don't know.
Okay.
I do think there's a lot of Mayan culture down there.
Yeah, for sure. I don't know if it's directly tied to there's a lot of Mayan culture down there. Yeah, for sure.
I don't know if it's directly tied to them or not.
All right.
And so we're sitting in there.
The shaman's fully clothed.
She's built absolutely different.
I'm in my swimsuit.
Sally's in her swimsuit.
And I'm dumping sweat as they're loading the rocks into this sweat lodge.
Okay.
So she's going through all the things. There's a lot of history behind it that has to do with generations before you, grandmothers and stuff.
You start singing a song, which to be fair, I don't like singing in public.
I don't like when other people sing, but it was pitch black in there.
You're steaming hot.
You got a shaman singing with you.
It's hard not to join it.
So I started joining in, felt a little peace.
You have to make some proclamations about stuff.
But about 40 minutes in, they start reload.
They start re-racking the rocks.
So this is going longer than I thought.
Yeah, yeah.
It's long.
Okay.
And we did a modified version.
Apparently, usually you go a couple hours.
We were going about 45 minutes.
But they start loading in more rocks and they start dumping more water on the rocks.
And at this point, I start thinking, I start counting the cocktails I had the day before.
Oh, no. and at this point i start thinking i start counting the cocktails i had the day before oh no and i'm like i'm probably way more dehydrated than i gave myself credit for
walking into this sweat lodge and then suddenly i can't feel my hands my hands are tingling so
bad that like i can't really feel anything and the ends of my fingers are like essentially not
being i can't move them like i can't bend my
fingers anymore i don't like this sally hears me like i must have like started breathing really
hard or something and she goes hey well are you okay and i finally just go i don't think i am
i think i might need to be removed from this lodge uh and the shaman reached over and she asked me
what was wrong i told her i couldn't move my hands and all my extremities were tingling to the point
where I wasn't sure if I could even walk and stand up out of it.
She grabs my hand and starts singing to me.
And I'm like, okay.
Hell yeah.
It made me feel a thousand times better.
She breathed life back into you.
So we finish out the ceremony.
I'm holding the hand of the shaman the entire time.
We finish out the ceremony
and she said, and she asked like, are you going to be able to leave? And I said, I honestly don't
know. Is it okay if I crawl out? I have to, like, I, there's no way that I can stand up straight
right now because I will fall over and I could fall on these like piping hot rocks that have
been sitting here for the last hour. Right. I get out and like, I stand up. I have like the biggest
rush of blood to my head I've ever had before.
And I'm positive I'm going to pass out.
There's never been a time in my life where I'm more positive that I'm going to fall over
and need to get airlifted back to the United States.
Oh, no.
The dude who's been loading the rocks the entire time comes up to me and he shakes my
hand.
He says, congratulations.
You made it through.
That was validating to me. I was like, okay, this guy's gassing me up a little bit. He says, congratulations. You made it. You made it through. Like, and that was like, like validating to me.
I was like, okay, this guy's gassing me up a little bit.
He probably knows I'm struggling pretty hard.
Oh yeah.
I take a, I immediately hop under a cold shower and like try to get my blood flowing.
And I'm like moving.
I'm like trying to move my hands as much as I can.
My hands tingled for about an hour after.
What, what is the tingling?
They said all the blood had gone to my core and escaped my extremities
just because of my body's reaction to it.
And they think that's what was happening.
I didn't feel right for so long,
but I really want to do it again.
Like I really want to go do another one of these.
So I was going to ask like afterward,
did you get like the bump?
Like, did you feel like-
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Like I, yeah, I did.
I felt pretty relaxed the rest of the day. Like I, yeah, I did. I felt, I felt pretty relaxed the rest of the day. I, I truly never been that sweaty before.
My back was up against the tiles on the seat. And that's saying a lot. Cause you're a sweat boy.
I'm a sweat boy. Um, it's, I've truly never experienced anything like that. It was a wild
experience. Yeah. That sounds like something I would absolutely love to try. I just started
pounding. I went to the spa after where they had like you know like hibiscus water and stuff and i just started just chugging it okay
okay um you're you know our show here do you want to maybe recreate the song i'll give you the floor
okay i can i can i can do that but i don't remember part of it okay at one point you're
just saying abuelitas abuelitas i thought the rest would come to me but we're just hollering
at our old grandmas i mean that kind of slaps abuelitas i started i was just saying that all
around the the property the rest of the day.
That's pretty dope.
Yeah, I kind of shut it down the rest of the day on the drinking front until dinner time.
I was like, I don't think it's smart for me to put any alcohol in my system right now.
Is this kind of your gateway into ayahuasca ceremony?
Had we not been at a resort and this was just something I signed up for,
I feel like when we got there, they would have been like,
if you guys want to pay a little extra, we can do an ayahuasca ceremony we can do
some dabs it was cool though it was a fun experience i would do it again but like i would
definitely not drink the night before as hard as i did and i would definitely uh over uh overhydrate
that morning okay dang did you see any like do you have any kind of visions it's so pitch black in there that
you almost feel like your eyes are just completely closed okay uh and so like you just kind of you're
just kind of it's like almost it's it feels a little sensory deprivational when you're like
not seeing anything at that level but you're also so close that like you can hear motions and stuff
like that so you don't feel like you're just totally out there. I was hoping you had a moment where you turned into Valerio.
It's possible I could have. You were just chilling in the New Orleans Zoo and you got out of your
pen and you just went on a rampage. It's possible I could have. Okay. I could have gone on a rampage
had I not been so dehydrated after. That's sick. Was that the highlight of your trip? Yeah. It was
probably the most exciting thing that happened to me on the trip. I did watch Anyone But You on the flight. What a movie.
Glenn Powell, Sidney Sweeney, they should have gotten dual best actor awards. Really?
Just incredible stuff. You liked it? This movie has gotten criticism from people for being poorly
acted and cheesy and not that great. I think for what it is, it's just a stock rom-com. It's exactly what you need out of a rom-com. You need
two hot leads. You need a picturesque place. You need a storyline that's a little ridiculous,
but you can buy into it. And you need them to just be doing hot people things. It was just
an enjoyable watch. Yeah. I don't know if I need an Oscar-worthy performance in my rom-com.
You don't. You don't. It was a great watch.
It's a great plane watch.
Did y'all watch it together?
No.
She'd already seen it.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, it looked lit.
The trip looked lit.
It was nice.
It was nice.
It was fun to do that.
I didn't get to play any golf,
and that was devastating.
Who had the long cold plunge?
Or both of you?
Dude, I hit over five minutes.
It wasn't the coldest cold plunge I've ever been in. Like, what's a normal cold plunge temperature both of you dude i hit i hit over five minutes it wasn't the coldest cold cold plunge i've ever been in like what what's a normal cold plunge temperature low 50s yeah like 40s so
i feel like most of the time for me it's like 58 like i usually feel like people say 58 this was
like in the like the low 60s and so i more got used to it than anything i probably could have
stayed in there for 10 minutes if i really actually wanted to because it wasn't the coldest cold plunge
nice i was one of the younger people coldest cold plunge. Nice.
I was one of the younger people using the cold plunge.
I think that was maybe intentional.
Was it a community cold plunge?
It was.
Interesting.
I outlasted anyone.
I wasn't going to let anyone in that fucking place go longer than me.
Cut from a different cloth.
It just simply wasn't happening.
This guy.
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wrong drop I got it I got
too excited for what's happening right now just let it run
I thought
it was about to be bottle night.
Dude, missing bottle night was one of the worst
things that's ever happened to me. Do you know what a bottle
night is? Probably
not. Because, you know, me and my
girlfriend invented it during the 2023 blizzard
in Buffalo, New York.
Yeah, I was bummed you weren't here for that.
Bottle night was... Sorry.
Oh, no. I was taking a hit bottle night dude somebody had a bad bottle night
a little too real have you guys ever heard of bong night probably not because my wife and i
invented it on 311 that's good unlock your phones away though and turn the tv off when you hear that
music you know we're about to get a little touching bass it's time to talk a conspiracy stuff. We talked about Kate Middleton either last week or the week before.
And the information that's come out regarding Kate Middleton ever since is quite jarring and
absolutely insane, in my opinion. Yeah. If there's a book written about how to fuel a conspiracy,
it would be, this would be like chapter one. The royal family could not be messier than they are
right now i
don't know what they're doing they got their son working for spotify and shit in la like we got
prince william have you seen the photo of prince william that's gone like crazy lately where he's
just making all those girls cringe yeah our girl from uh yeah from the bear him doing his best
impression dude it's such a bad photo.
What's he doing?
I don't know.
And now, so it's been reported that Kate Middleton hasn't been seen since Christmas time.
And she got a pancreatic surgery, allegedly.
And so there's all these theories.
And there's people that are like, don't worry about it.
She's just recovering from this.
I mean, Carlos Sainz just had his pancreas removed.
I think he got something removed and was walking around the race.
He wasn't walking very great.
But people were like, man, Kate's got to be watching this feeling just weak.
Did he race?
No.
No, the guy that replaced him actually did pretty well.
He got like seventh, I think.
Controversy.
But because we hadn't seen any photos last week,
a photo was released by a paparazzi of a car driving
that claimed to be her well it's a weird photo it's grainy as fuck in my opinion you don't get
that kind of grain from a paparazzi camera like that grain alone that's the new photo randy so
that's that's the photo that dropped today the old photo we don't have that up on the screen
honestly it's so grainy.
I saw it.
It looks like they put the grain effect from Photoshop over the photo.
It's just that bad.
That's weird.
And so that was a little weird.
It also was a little weird that after all these people started questioning it,
that this photo just magically appeared.
But then over the weekend, obviously, she posted a new photo
with her three children for
mother's day did you get confused when you saw mother's day on this yeah apparently it's a
different day over there somebody uh in their oscar speech shouted out the mothers okay mother's
day last night and i was like oh oh okay that's when i put it together well it's been brought up
that uh there's been several errors in this photo uh randy do you have the one with all the errors
circled on it yeah yeah so i'm not gonna act act like I'm the greatest Photoshop user of all time, but I will say that
I've been using Photoshop almost every single day in my work since high school. I've literally had
a job that's required Photoshop since September of 2005. And the errors in this photo are absolutely
egregious. Whether it's the weirdness around absolutely egregious whether it's the weirdness
around kate's boots whether it's the hair that doesn't connect to other pieces of hair
uh the arm that's out of place the random patterns between the arms it's just all very weird uh the
kids all have their fingers crossed that's giving ai uh the windows in the background have all been
severely edited and not well yeah that i didn't
even see that one that's really bad like it's all just really really weird it's just the sloppiest
photoshop work you could ever do and i don't know if this is ai but like the kids expressions are
very ai they are they really really are and like to put this photo and no wedding ring on her to put this
photo out as like the first thing to put out after all these conspiracies are being fueled is just
honestly reckless. Yeah. You would think a person of their stature
would have access to a better Photoshop person. I tweeted it last night but like sorority you
could pick any sorority girl and be like hey can you edit this photo and make sure there's no errors
in it and like most of them are going to be able to do a much better job than anything here yeah
this is any any intern uh social media intern can do this well hours after it was released
they started uh and it was widely distributed, several large publications or just, I guess, news entities
started pulling back and being like,
yeah, we're not distributing this photo anymore.
It's clearly been altered.
Like, it's not a good look for the palace
when, like, the AP is being like,
yeah, we're not going to use this photo
because it's weird as fuck.
So that was their call?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
And they've made a statement on it
saying that Prince William
took this photo
and apparently he likes
to dabble in photo editing.
That's
a terrible thing.
Insane.
That's not a thing.
You would think Prince William
sitting there on his fucking
MacBook Pro
like toying around
with the photo
like the raw images
that he got.
It's just not true.
There's no way.
I can't imagine there's anything that actually required edit.
Maybe, like, if they want to keep their location, maybe you edit out, like, the stuff in the windows back there.
Fair.
That might make sense, but the little things with the the kids that's just very weird it's weird
to photoshop your kid like there's an like the pattern on the sweater changes on his arm on one
of the kids arms versus the chest of the sweater that doesn't really make sense because most
sweaters wouldn't do that um there's now been a tiktok that's gone viral this morning that we
didn't it it happened too close to recording time to get it but there's now this tiktok that's gone viral
that is showing a bunch of photos of kate and the daughter wearing these outfits that they're
wearing at an event in november 2023 and so now they're guessing that these were pieced together
using that dude and so like it's just weird even like the daughter's arm looks completely
photoshopped on which if you want to
photoshop like what is the benefit of photoshopping a kid's arm in a different position for a photo
that's taken by the dad if it was a professional photographer like i'd understand like hey this
arm's blocking all of kate can we move it but like why would will be the one to go through and do that? Yeah. If my goal were to like fuel and like fuel rumors, you know, throw fuel on the fire,
if you will, and get people to talk about this and not something else, this is exactly
what I would do.
Because anyone with a basic understanding of photo editing is going to notice these
and they know it's going to dominate the news cycle online for like the next two days.
She's made a, yeah, they made their statement and now we're just at a standstill. But this morning,
again, right before we recorded, like minutes before, it came out that they were photographed
leaving some palace together and it's a photo of William and Kate in a car and her face is completely turned to the other side. Apparently the British press had said that they were photographed leaving some palace together and it's a photo of william and kate in a car and her face is completely turned to the other side apparently the british press
had said that they weren't going to release any photos uh while she was in recovery and now they're
just releasing a bunch of photos which people are like okay this feels like the royal family is just
telling them like hey release photos to take this heat off of us i don't even know what theories are
out there at this point like the bbl theory was funny and stuff, but now that... She's sitting down.
Yeah.
So people were worried that, yeah, maybe they're just covering the BBL.
Maybe.
They had to edit that ass out.
Yeah.
This is bizarre.
And I typically don't really care about this stuff, but now I'm like, you add this to it
and you're getting a casual like myself.
You're getting me in the door what if i told you um that um an article from march 1st 2024 reads
that thomas kingston the husband of prince michael of kent's daughter lady gabriella windsor and the
ex-boyfriend of pippa middleton kate's sister died from a traumatic head wound and a gun was found
close to his body an inquest was told fr told Friday. The 45-year-old financier,
whose shocking death was announced by Buckingham Palace,
was found dead on Sunday
at an outbuilding at his parents' country mansion
in the scenic Cotswolds region of England.
I hope there's nothing foul at play here,
but given everything that's going on,
having people die in traumatic ways
this close to the royal family is a little concerning.
It's like, that just raises like another flag
on the deep, deep conspiracy side of things.
I think they're getting divorced.
I think they're separating and they're trying to cover up
and they're trying to like just get away from it.
I know, like why draw it out like this?
Why make it so weird?
Because he's going to be king soon.
Great point.
This shows instability.
Like, he's so...
Like, with Prince Charles getting cancer
and them announcing it,
like, that feels very real and, like, concerning.
Like, you can't have a king who's about to get divorced
like, assume the throne.
That's a bad look.
Has that happened before
i don't know i mean the only other i think like part of the reason that the diana and charles
divorce was such a big deal was just because you're not supposed to do that yeah this is uh
this is quite messy i feel bad well casual american here what instabil what does the monarch
like monarchy actually do anything for england like
what is the point because they have a prime minister and stuff i just don't understand
what the royal family's point in randy is anymore follow the money okay follow the money you
understand no the queen or the queen or king meets with the prime minister regularly i'm sure they
have some i mean i'm sure they have some influence on policies and things like that. But I think more than anything, the royal family is just like a figurehead to make people feel warm and cozy when politics are happening underneath it.
You think there's a new Epstein thing about to drop?
I wouldn't be surprised.
A little distraction?
Yeah.
Is Prince, is Prince Andrew just like, whew?
Are they protecting Prince Andrew by like throwing her under the bus right now?
Seems like something they might do.
They have such a bad track record when it comes to conspiracies about them that at this point,
I'm starting to believe all of them.
Damn. Now you're going to make me go into a fricking Thomas Kingston wormhole.
It's not good.
God bless.
See, I haven't gone deep enough down that wormhole, but I've just seen people mentioning
that like, Hey, open your eyes. This is what's happening but anytime anytime you see someone in instagram
comments say open your eyes you should probably just stop reading you check their yeah they're
a bot that's it's giving bot there's a lot of bot to this um you know harry and megan were
we're seeing at soho house in austin apparently the barbecue and the barbecue great spot yeah
great barbecue yeah that's top that's top two for me in austin dude dave i said it at a group dinner house in Austin. And apparently Le Barbecue. And Le Barbecue, great spot. Yeah. Great barbecue.
Yeah. That's top two for me in Austin. Dude, Dave, I said it at a group dinner with our wives
one time that I think we're going to hang out with Prince Harry one day. And everything that's
happened since I said that, he was Prince there with no controversy around him at all. I just had
a hunch. Ever since I said that, his life is getting worse and worse and worse,
and it's going to coincide with our life at some point.
At least he's not dealing with this shit.
Dude, right? He's looking good right now.
I mean, he's not looking great, but he's looking good right now
that he's not involved in any of this,
and that he's actually taking a stand against
a lot of stuff that's happened. I do like
the idea that
William was doing the Borat voice for
those women.
They're just like, come on. He's like,
oh, I've seen A.O.
Debris sometime in The Bear.
Yeah. I watched The Bear.
Roar! My wife.
Me wife. They're like, where's
your wife? And he's like, my wife.
Nobody knows. Yeah, we don't
know. She's gone.
What if he asked them to hand over all their trinkets
Has the orange man
Chimed in on this
Can you check
Randy go to your
Truth social account
Dude the orange man
The orange man's
Instagram
After the
After the state of the union
Unbelievable work from him
That dude was born
To post
Online
Did he do a live blog
From Hooters
He should've He should should have blogged it
the post like just putting filters on joe biden and making fun of him is a hilarious way to cover
that as a presidential candidate it's a good idea it's fucking hilarious you throw a filter on there
dude how does he have a better i guess he was president but he's got a better social team than
whatever this was i don't even know like trump is just good at postings like to
make people just get excited real posters now i hope you have a real poster man we're gonna be
talking about this for the next few weeks aren't we yeah i i'm glued to it i can't stop thinking
about it like i didn't even want to wait for a touching touching based episode to talk about it
because like it's just it's so present we're gonna get an ai video right like a clearly ai video of her they need to do a video of someone i saw someone say like she needs
to do that thing that uh people do when they're like on reddit doing an ama where it's like
i'm anthony bourdain and this is my username i'm doing an ama right now yeah like we need that
with her you need two-step verification with her i need i need video i need live video of her with
like an eye a commoner eyewitness saying no i'm here right now this is all legit i might need to
be the commoner in order to actually believe that it's what if she shows up at a rugby match or
what's the what's the next big uh champions league oh yeah i don't know there's something i think we
might have an international break soon get Get her there. Maybe Arsenal.
Yeah, if she shows up at a footy match, I'd be fine with that.
I think William's a West Ham fan.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think he is, at least.
The Royals all have different teams, and I think that's orchestrated.
I'm a Ham check fan.
Johnny Ham check?
Johnny Ham check.
Got that six and a half foot chains.
The last five.
Will's in a sweat lodge
missing out on some real...
I know.
You guys are making references
that are so over my head.
You missed us doing
a bunch of Trump impressions too.
Yeah, we might have
lost some listeners last week.
My bad.
It was just bad Trump impressions.
No one's doing that.
The worst.
I'm not good at Trump. I need to workshop that in the car it's dylan dylan's a bad influence it's here for my friends
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These guys, I need to roll with this dangerous crew, dude.
These are the guys you're investing against, Dave.
I don't think you want to be with these guys.
Dude, but these guys are the ones you're investing against.
These guys are the ops, dude, and they're just stacking stacking paper these are dudes you just want to zoom call with i don't
think i ever want to like be around them okay are you can i ask a dumb question please okay so
at all nick a-l-l-n-i-c-k uh posted a a tweet this weekend or a zeet uh from a boat um not only is his face just mega punchable and i don't feel bad saying
that because his personality has turned out to be too but like he he used an all-time caption that
i kind of want to use for just a squad shot we need to go on a bachelor party soon so that we
can just post a photo that says this is who you're trading against well maybe if we had somebody who
maybe was already married but never had a bachelor party, we could make that happen.
A lot of chatter about that this weekend.
A lot of chatter.
Well.
They're on a yacht, and they just get called out very quickly for numerous things, but mainly the person who pointed out that they have the waiver just sitting on the counter of the yacht.
Yeah, there's a clipboard with the signature page of the liability waiver that clearly
is for this yacht because it's a rental.
The picture of four guys who are really, really into crypto, NFTs, things of that nature,
and are probably flying pretty high right now because of Bitcoin.
I imagine that has a lot to do with it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And think about the worst part of that whole whole scene and that's what you have here
that's what nft nick appears to be he does have a newsletter though i i've never owned a boat in my
life uh i've heard i've been told that the best days of your life are when you buy a boat and
when you sell a boat that's true that's what they tell you hey bust out another thousand oh
um i have never had a friend have me sign a waiver uh another thousand oh um i have never had a friend have me
sign a waiver uh upon getting on there i've never had a friend have a clipboard on their boat
for anything maybe it's maybe they're just non-disclosures yeah maybe they're doing some
maybe they're doing some trading on the boat that i'm unfamiliar with that's just for the crew it's
like to keep the crew quiet like hey some shit's about to go down i don't want you sharing trade
secrets i love to do this just getting roasted for bringing uh shoes and wearing socks on the boat like i'm i'm on
emrata's side at this point where i'm wearing socks pretty much everywhere but i'm not wearing
socks to the boat i'm not going to crumple up my socks and shove them in my shoes on a boat no
that's a bad look it's almost like that dude wasn't prepared for boat day like he thought they
were just going to go to brunch. Like, well,
now they've just been called out
like a million different times
and he's now taken
to his timeline
in order to make sure
that people know
that like,
no, dude,
he's a legit traitor.
Do we have any of the videos
for him?
I got two of them.
I don't even know
which one's first.
So I'm just going to
just play go wrong.
Yeah,
there's no,
there's no order.
We're not on a timeline here.
People crying for my downfall
while saying my champagne
ain't real.
Keep questioning my life while you cry into your TV dinner and my chauffeur brings me to $3,000 We're not on a timeline here.
Are you choosing rich, Dave?
Oh, man.
You're putting me in a tough spot because I don't want to choose not rich.
Can you imagine going to a $3,000 tea at Baccarat, dude?
You're going to have to help me out.
Is that something we could do in New York City? I don't know. Yeah, now do we need to spend $3,000 tee at Baccarat, dude. You're going to have to help me out. Is that something we could do in New York City?
I don't know.
Yeah, now do we need to spend $3,000?
Do we need to ask St. Jude for some money back so we can go to a $3,000 tee?
Probably.
Do you want to watch the second one too?
Yes, I do.
He got called out.
Yo, cheers to all the Twitter haters who said I don't own my Miami house.
I'll have you know I had the staff load up my jet so I could fly out here to my New York City penthouse pied-à-terre. Anyways, while you're click-clacking on Twitter from your mom's
basement, I'll be sitting here sipping from my $5,000 bottle of champagne. Remember, choose rich.
Okay, the best thing about this is the readers have added context. There's community notes.
And that context is the bottle Nick is holding does not cost $5,000
and is in fact a bottle of Tottenger champagne that costs less than $85.
Not a bad champagne.
I'm not going to say negative things about people drinking that.
You drink $80 champagne.
That's fine with me.
Oh, yeah, dude.
The best tasting champagne I ever had was I had a glass of Dom one time. That's like, I think, $200. And I was like, damn, that's fine with me oh yeah dude like the best tasting champagne i ever had was i had a glass of like dom one time that's like i think two hundred dollars and i was like damn
that's really incredible but i don't think i need that i'm good with i'm good with the sub 80 stuff
i do love a good like tasteful community notes oh dude a community note bodying of someone like
this is so so good and it's his pin tweet if he's got a staff that's loading up his five thousand
dollar champagne why do you not have champagne glasses also why does your champagne look like
that that just looks like shitty white wine yeah it didn't look right there's no bubbles in there
like i don't see any bubbles happening so this guy is um he's a content guy now i don't know if he's
always been but he's pivoted he knows like he's got a good following and he has a newsletter, which that's like kind of a theme now.
All these guys,
bottle night guy,
shout out to Colin Rutherford.
He's got a newsletter too.
Comes out every Tuesday.
Did you sign Brett up?
I have yet to sign Brett up for a Bible.
You had one job last week.
Sign Brett up, dude.
Sign Brett up.
Hey, all right.
We'll sign him up for this one too.
Yeah.
Get him on this one.
The nifty.
Yeah.
Sign Brett up for both.
I want Brett's inbox just flooded with tips.
Dude, these guys are flying too close to the sun
when it comes to Bitcoin soaring right now.
Do you have diamond hands, though?
I'm just going to put that out there as a thing.
I will sign Brett up for newsletters.
I don't want the backers doing that.
No, don't do that.
Because we don't need his email completely
by all these newsletters.
We need him actually doing work.
Yeah, that's true.
It's true.
You should sign him up, though.
Damn, it is true, but it is kind of funny if he's just getting just getting smoked every
morning he's just getting like 10 000 emails when he's trying to figure out like what ad deals were
actually supposed to be doing i can't believe people like this still exist like i i truly can't
believe that like the self-awareness has not reached these guys to be like oh we probably
shouldn't be this douchey about like investing and stuff dude i'm jordan i'm like a modern day jordan belford this guy
is the wolf of wall street is there a more opposite guy than this than timo to this guy
like timo's all about that hustle mentality but they they approach it in such different ways
talking about our timo yeah of course dude crazy event you know what the the new american psycho we never really
talked about how like crypto would fall into yeah yeah i don't want nfts to be a part of like
american psycho do you think american psycho like you know like they'd have to if they did the new
american psycho they'd have to recreate the scene where he's playing the music how is he playing
that music in 2024 bts you think it's just Bluetooth technology?
It's Sonos, right?
And we're going to have to assume that his Sonos works.
Is he just queuing up his phone and being like, listen to this?
Are they going to clue into the new vinyl fad that's been upticked?
Could be voice activated.
He hits them with some AI Siri thing?
Uh-huh.
Or maybe he's a DJ and he plays his stuff.
Oh, I like that, too.
It has, like, visuals on, like, a smart TV or something like that.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe he just puts Vision Pros on some naked chicks
and just plays, like, something in front of them.
Yeah, I am...
I'm now following Nick.
Yeah, Nick is...
He's got the temporary follow.
I will follow him until he's out of the news cycle and out of my algorithm.
He's much like Nick Adams in that respect for me.
Yeah, this will probably last a couple weeks, but I'm going to give him a chance.
He's a content guy.
I got to give him that.
I wonder when he decided this trading stuff, this isn't going to be enough.
I need to pivot to
a little bit of content. I want my traders to be dogs that just like, don't take their head up from
their computer. Yeah. I want them to be psychos who have like three commas in their bank account,
but don't really think about it. Like they don't realize like they're, they're just,
they're too into the game. I will say when he's called out the haters who are click clacking on
Twitter, that's us. I kind of felt that.
Yeah.
But I'm not in my mom's basement, famously, because we don't have basements in Dallas.
It's true.
But I am here in the office click clacking on Twitter.
We're click clacking on the pod.
I'm on Twitter right now.
Nick, if you want to come on and speak your case here, I will give you a platform.
So Dylan's not going to be aware of this?
No. So should we just try to get this guy on and
just have dylan like we should we should just totally set up dylan to where it's somehow him
and this guy going back and forth and dylan's just like what why don't we tell him i met a crypto guy
on vacation and like and i was like dude he'd be a really good podcast guest this guy's like an
actual jordan belfort type okay like he's the most jordan belfort guy we could get
dylan would not like this i don't think you would don't would not like this guy at all
this still just reminds me of the time you wanted to get that substitute teacher that karaoke'd
and you just want him to do a karaoke right next to dylan on the podcast
wait which sub what did he sing i think it was like toxic by bernie spears yeah he got fired
because he would just bring his little karaoke machine and sing Toxic.
He was just performing in front of the class.
No, we tried to make that happen.
It was a little bit difficult, but we wanted to, we were just going to have him sit next
to Dylan and not tell Dylan that he was just going to do karaoke while seated next to him.
That's why I don't think Dylan would have been able to loosen up once the singing started in the sweat lodge no i think he would
have struggled with that no that's not dylan's scene had sally not started singing before me
i don't think i would have started singing because i would have gotten nervous
how do you think your voice performed i could hear it um they were singing at a higher pitch
than what i'm used to and so i could were certain times where I was singing, but no volume was coming out because
I was trying to go too high.
Yeah.
And so it just wasn't totally working.
What if you...
I would like to be in there and just try out different voices.
Like just try out different...
You know, you've got your fallout boy voice.
Maybe go Frankie Valli.
Really try to take it up a notch.
And you kind of interrupt the ceremony.
They're like, hey, are you doing Randy Travis?
Why are you doing a bit right now?
With like how many different, like we get it.
You have some range.
This is weird.
Why don't you just do your voice?
And you're like, I don't know what my voice is.
I do too many other voices to now I don't have one.
At one point we had to say why we were there.
Like, what do you want to get out of this?
Your intention.
Yeah, I had to state my intentions.
And I stated my intention and we moved on to Sally.
And then Sally stated her intentions. And I sat there and I was like, man, this shaman thinks I'm a state my intentions. And I stated my intention, and we moved on to Sally. And then Sally stated her intentions, and I sat there, and I was like,
man, this shaman thinks I'm a total dumbass.
I gave such a terrible intention versus Sally.
You're just like, ah.
Embarrassing.
I'm going to be real.
I'm kind of just trying.
My intention is to not die.
Yeah, because I did have some toddies last night.
When I left the ceremony, I shook the shaman's hand, and I said,
I'm who you're trading against. Just just know that yeah just know that you think nick's ever been in front of
a shaman no he needs to no he does not believe in he does not believe in shamans he is the shaman
he's the nft shaman that doesn't you're right that's a great point he does not have a champagne
glass no if you have like yeah like if you're drinking five thousand dollar champagne you don't drink it
out of a wine glass at that like with that many ounces in it right i don't know i'm not a champagne
guy i'm not either but i i've had enough to know that that's not how it's consumed it famously goes
through me unless it's bottle night then you just drink it right from the bottle yeah but no phones
and no tv so i don't know it's just tough
he's doing a solo bottle night with the boys
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Will, we've got breaking news. Randy, I just sent you something. There's a video that just
hit my timeline. It's from NFT Nick. He just posted. And I think we might need to just raw check it out.
No screens.
Tweet here says,
good morning to the haters from my private movie theater.
Takes a while.
It takes a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why I download all these.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Google Chrome is up.
You're just taking the vibes there.
I'm telling you.
We need to upgrade in here
because this Google Chrome, my guy.
All right, here we go.
You ready?
Here we go.
All right.
Good morning, haters.
Yo, so y'all trying to say
that my chauffeur is an Uber driver?
Y'all keep hating
while I kick off my weak screen and scarface from my
private movie theater in my new york city pied a terre remember choose rich
okay zooms in scarface has the nick thing already died like i'm gonna unfollow nick now
scarface why like of course like he he was like no, Wolf of Wall Street is too on the nose.
Let's do Scarface.
Was it you and me talking about how we need to watch Scarface?
I would love to re-watch Scarface.
I was one of those try-hard kids that got really into Scarface
and started watching it.
Good movie.
I think I watched it enough times back then
that re-watching it now would be very nostalgic and fun.
I haven't watched it in a few years.
The famous chainsaw scene that happened
in some Miami apartment, now it's like a CVS.
That's depressing.
NF Confession?
Never seen it.
It's long.
Did you even go to college?
I don't even like...
Were you even in a frat?
You have paper hands.
I went to college significantly after you guys did, did though so it wasn't that big of a
thing well the wall street came out when i was in college i put a flag up in fritz's room this
weekend pretty frat okay it's a it's a flag of a lobster six navy blue and uh the lobster is
obviously red and he thinks it's a spider-man logo i could see that it's it looks like a spider-man logo and so
he got obsessed with it and i was like well i'm just gonna hang this above your bed what is it
it's a lobster but like what's the just a lobster it's just a lobster on a flag that's sick my dad
had flags made when we were born my sister has one that says betsy's house i have one that says
will's house and then we had a lobster one my parents when my parents would do like new year's
eve dinner or fourth of j, they would always do lobster.
And so they'd hang the lobster flag.
Wait, did y'all have a flagpole?
Yeah.
And we had flags on the front of the house that would stick out.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm thinking about getting a flagpole.
I kind of like that.
I kind of want a flag thing for the front of our place.
We never had a flagpole, but the chamber of commerce or whatever my parents
like they would come by on like holidays and put the flag up okay like the american flag
and then they would come take it down that was part of the thing i think it was the chamber
of commerce whatever flags are dope i like that i think you need one well all the homies dropped me
uh some power drill wrecks yesterday and Twitter. I'm in the market.
Oh, yeah.
What's your project?
I just have to hang a lot of stuff, and I always have to borrow someone's drill, so it's just time.
I've got to hang some curtains.
I'm not going to screw those into the wall.
I think I'm going Milwaukee.
I think that's the move.
That seems to be the one now.
Everyone's talking Milwaukee.
Big game.
Is that the one?
Yeah. Have you talked to Dylan about this? See, that's the move. That seems to be the one now. Everyone's talking Milwaukee. Big game. Is that the one? Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you talked to Dylan about this?
See, that's the thing.
I'm going to take him out of the game.
He's going to be upset that you didn't consult him.
But every time I ask him for his drill, I always keep it for like six months,
and then I have to give it back.
I had to get on my roof last week.
I did not disclose this publicly,
but squirrels got into my –
he's siding on my chimney and tore it up, but weirdly didn't
get into my home. Why don't you get the chimney sweep to do it? Um, he's the last person that was
up there and I don't know what, like how they didn't get in, but there was like a giant chunk
of our, we'd have put new, we didn't do the entire thing, but we patched it up. Me and my,
my neighbor shout out to Wes. Uh, we're just, so if you drove by my place i was just on the roof and i hadn't i'd never been up there and it
was just kind of dope being on the roof i'm like oh yeah i'm on the roof can you write a wash weekly
weekly column about how to uh be friends with your neighbors or at least how to make them respect you
because none of my neighbors even like look our way what's up with that i don't know dude it's
you know what i've met 90 of my neighbors via dog yeah it's all
dog interaction yeah i gotta i gotta slow walk rosie by their places when they're outside and
be like oh hey good to see you y'all does rosie do well on the leash yeah yeah she has to dude
she's she's never had the yard until now that's right yeah yeah do you want to talk oscars real
quick buddy i could talk some oscars i didn't plan on watching it but i did see you've
seen way more movies that are nominated for things than me as i don't think i've seen like hardly any
um it's embarrassing how little i watch movies these days i don't go to the movie theater i i
just watch i know all these movies and i'm aware of all of them but there's i just was like i don't
think i can like sit down and i you know since our tv broke which was just really great to come back
from vacation to um i knew that i was gonna have to watch this in bed and if i watch something in
bed i will fall asleep within an hour you and dylan yep it's just not happening for me i i guess
i i feel like i could have guessed a lot of the winners just based on the hype things were trending oppenheimer and that was the big winner killian murphy best actor i um best picture
oppenheimer christopher nolan best director i have nothing but respect for ryan gosling
that was the highlight i he is so good at everything he does.
Did you tweet, Ryan Gosling, you just won the Oscars, sir.
I don't think that anyone actually knew that he was doing a nod to the Marilyn Monroe performance.
I don't think that many people actually knew.
And I think once one person found out, everyone's like, oh, what a great nod.
No, I definitely did not pick up on that. I was just thinking, oh, okay, maybe I need to see Barbie because this was good.
If this is his character and this is the kind of humor his character is doing, I could get with this.
Barbie is the number one movie from last year that I need to see.
Number two, and this is in order, is Oppenheimer.
And then for me, number three is going to be uh uh killers of the flower moon i need i'm gonna i need to watch all of them anyone but you should
have got it though did you uh i know you i know dylan dylan's not here so he couldn't talk about
it but he wanted to uh talk about sydney sweeney wearing angelina jolie's dress and then randy you
said like that sydney sweeney looked beautiful but she like she's not as hot as angelina Jolie's dress. And then Randy, you said that Sydney Sweeney looked beautiful, but she's not as hot
as Angelina Jolie was in it.
So she's not that hot, right?
Not a big Angelina Jolie guy either.
You said that you could
go down to Rainey
at any moment of any day
and you could find
a hundred girls
who look hotter
than Sydney Sweeney.
Never.
Why are you just
always down talking?
It's really disrespectful.
She didn't do anything.
You don't like seeing her win?
I'm not going to Rainey
anytime soon.
You think I want to get ripped?
There's a section of Twitter that's angry that Sydney Sweeney's allegedly bringing back
large busts.
And there's a community on Twitter that's just women being like, nah, she doesn't even
have heavies.
If you want to see heavies, come over to my profile.
There is a movement saying that you need to buy stocks and breasts and sell your butt
stocks.
I'm not selling my butt stocks no no people are really happy with like the upsurge in like uh uptick in breast content on the tl look uh we we stand um we stand women of all shapes and sizes
with how much there's been talk like talk about just this kind of stuff like i've never been more
positive that trump will be president again.
Cause the heavies.
Yeah.
If the heavies are back,
he's going to,
he's going to claim that like a,
at a debate at some point about how he made it make a great again.
We got Sydney Sweeney.
We brought the heavies back.
We did.
Yeah.
He brought the heavies back.
Randy.
Um,
yeah,
she wasn't nominated for anything,
but she was,
I guess she was there, right? Yeah. You gotta get, you gotta get her. I mean, the con't nominated for anything, but I guess she was there, right?
Yeah, you got to get her.
I mean, the controversy in like, I saw two movies.
I saw two.
I saw Oppenheimer, which I liked, and I saw Killers of the Flower Moon, which I liked.
I like, they're very different movies.
I'm a Scorsese guy.
I'm a Marty guy, but I'm also a Christopher Nolan guy.
I enjoyed Killers a little bit more.
Are you aware of how many Oscars Scorsese has won for best director?
Like, not many.
One.
One single one.
Departed, right?
Yeah.
I'm not... I love Martin Scorsese movies.
I haven't watched his last couple because they've been long as fuck.
Sure.
love Martin Scorsese movies. I haven't watched his last couple because they've been long as fuck.
Sure. But he's probably on the Mount Rushmore of directors from our generation, from the generation before us. It just seems like maybe he should be winning a couple more here. People say there's
some kind of grudge against him. I don't know. I've never heard a bad thing like he's difficult
to work with. If he was difficult to work with, he wouldn't have all the dogs that are just working for him at all times.
Agree, agree.
You get De Niro and Leo regularly.
You're a dog.
The big disappointment for me was Lily Gladstone.
And not just me, a lot of people.
She was the favorite.
Emma Stone gets it for poor things.
I've been told that's a great movie.
Do you think they messed up reading the thing and they said Emma Stone instead
of Gladstone?
There's that controversy with Marissa Tomei
back in the day.
Al Pacino's presentation
of Best Picture is just incredible.
It's such an old man move.
People were upset. Maybe we need to be funny.
No, we don't. Let's run Al Pacino out there
because people are talking about it
today and it's Al Pacino.
But he just skipped over the,
he just skipped over the nominees
and just went straight to the envelope.
Yeah, he just goes,
and my eyes are seeing Oppenheimer.
And people are like, okay.
I don't know why it took people so long.
That's, he just said what he saw.
Because all the Oppenheimer people
probably were like,
is he telling us to come up there?
Yeah.
I won an award.
I won an award one time. That's what you're going to get. there? I won an award. I won an award one time.
That's what you're going to get.
Dude,
I won an award one time and,
uh,
in high school,
my senior year of high school.
Yeah.
And I did,
I did the little sass like me.
Um,
the teacher called me out and said like,
Oh,
we'll won this.
And I was like,
Oh,
cool.
And I didn't know whether or not I was supposed to go up and accept the award
and the teacher gave me one of these like oh like wills he did a great job on this and gave me this
weird motion as if like maybe i should walk up i stood up and started like kind of walking toward
him and then someone was like sit down we're not giving you an award right now okay okay cool um
i feel like a dipshit right now.
Then your pit stains kicked in?
Yeah, it's like, oh, that's hell.
I'm glad I won the graphic design award of Harbor Springs High School.
I got most improved player on the golf team junior year,
which kind of feels like a throw.
You just give them something.
I got most improved on the soccer team my junior year,
and it was just because I joined the soccer team my junior year.
Okay.
And I was a surprise starter on the soccer team because I played leading up to it.
I just wasn't on the team.
And I got most improved.
And I was like, I didn't even improve that much.
I was just always able to start, I think.
Yeah.
It's a pat on the head award.
Good job.
You tried hard.
It's like, we're going to give you something.
Thanks for showing up.
Yeah.
Look, Emma Stone, I'm sure she was great.
Lily Gladstone in Killers was one of my favorite performances.
So I was mad.
I almost tweeted about it.
I was stomping my feet, pacing around like, can't believe this.
I think I'm going to do a posthumous rewatch of all these movies.
I'm going to just watch them after the Oscars.
I'm going gonna maybe prioritize
oppenheimer now that i know it's uh it's up in that goat category i thought oppenheimer was good
can i say something lame i kind of want to watch oppenheimer on like a vision pro
i want to rent a vision pro just to watch that'd be if you could rent one i would absolutely rent
it to watch that what randy why are you laughing Why are you smirking? Oh, let me guess.
You already got one.
It's just so 2024.
No, but if I can't see it.
So the only way that I could see it in theaters in Austin was when they like re-released it
and it was all sold out.
And now I don't want to just watch it on like my lame ass TV.
I want to be fully submerged into this.
Why don't you go in your home movie theater in your New York apartment?
Yeah.
Go to Bacharach later.
$3,000 tees at Bacharach. theater in your new york apartment yeah go to baccarat later three thousand dollar teas at baccarat i'm gonna watch uh what's the sweeney rom-com anyone but you do i want to watch that
on the vision ipro or whatever what's it called anyone that didn't like that movie had way too
high of expectations for a movie starring sydney sweeney and glenn powell about people that hate
each other in australia i'm gonna wait till my family leaves town. I'm going to watch it on that.
You're throwing Sweeney on the goon goggles?
What?
You're throwing Sweeney on the goon goggles.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Yeah, Alyssa's like, why do you have a rental from an Apple store for $120 for the weekend
that I was out of town?
They sent it to the company.
We're all just, we all have our day.
Mine just fell on this particular day when I'm home alone.
I need to go try one.
I might just go to the Apple store sometime and just go vibe do they have one you can we go just go to
barton creek i don't know i want to try one like i think i've been told they're incredible let's go
do it can we rent a movie while we do it lily gladstone robbed that's all i'm saying that's
dave's oscars Should we get out of here?
Do you have any vibes you want to take before we leave?
Yeah, if you were watching the YouTube premiere, give me another thumbs up.
Thanks, guys.
Wow, good enthusiasm from producer Randy.
Electric stuff.
We'll see you guys later. Bye.