Circling Back - Street Fights at Papa John's Mansion
Episode Date: May 13, 2020Tony Hawk's Pro Skater is officially returning to Playstation and Xbox, Dave breaks down a viral street fight from Twitter, Papa John takes us on a Cribs-style mansion tour via Tiktok, and Bryson Dech...ambeau can't stay away from the gym. We also do This Weekend in Quarantine. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (8:30) Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Returns (21:00) Dave Breaks Down Viral Street Fight (31:47) Papa John's Absurd Mansion (44:55) Swole Bryson (54:47) This Weekend in Quarantine (1:00:21) Brett's Breaking News Manscaped: www.manscaped.com (STEAM for 20% off + free shipping) Hawthorne: www.hawthorne.co (CIRCLINGBACK for 10% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our homes my name is will to
freeze on the screen in front of me david ruff i'm still buzzing from last night dude that live
stream just went so hard. Hair of the dog.
This isn't even coffee I'm drinking.
It's just beer.
Wow.
I'm just riding it out, dude.
Is this about John Dood as Tom Hanks impersonation?
Yes.
That got you so fired up.
That's exactly what happened.
Dude, he crushed that.
Electric, wasn't it?
He absolutely crushed that.
Oh, man.
Dylan Shivery, how's it going, man?
Hey, guys. You haven't shaved yet you know I have not
shaved yet I won't be shaving I'm just gonna let the rest of this kind of fill in a little bit more
and just each stage I'm just taking a you know taking notes and seeing how it looks at each
stage of the the growing out process but so far I'm you know I don't hate the I don't hate the
stash situation how do you feel about the feel yeah mental notes you know I'm taking mental pictures and notes and like okay I got this
look in the bag if I want to go back to it that kind of thing how do you feel about the poll that
you ran yesterday on Twitter overwhelmingly in favor of the mustache. Overwhelming. I think it was 79% as opposed to
in last place
was clean shave, which, okay,
makes sense. And then the beard
came in second. But even that was just
I don't know,
in the teens percent. It was way
down there. That's not surprising.
When did you make the call to pull Trig on the
profile pitch switch yeah
because that that's that threw me for a loop to be honest with you
did it yeah i found the other one for a long time um i don't know man i just i just i did it on kind
of a whim it felt good off the bat 10 percent or so pull tray i mean you did number you were doing
absolute numbers on instagram so i understand as did number you were doing absolute numbers on
instagram so i understand as to why you might want to showcase that photo even more
dude it's big so many people were saying they love it so you know i i haven't framed my apartment
right now i went straight to hobby lobby i was like frame this shit i banged out of the door
didn't wow that's big time i know it's a shame that you didn't hit 5K on the gram.
You couldn't get there.
We'll see.
You kind of look like Alpha Freddie Mercury.
Oh, you're not wrong.
I don't know if that's a compliment.
I don't think many thought he was a handsome man.
Did you see the movie?
I mean, a lot of people thought he was handsome enough to
yeah who did he not have sex with in that movie he literally boned every person
yeah but yeah because he's freddie mercury not because he had a handsome face
well you're essentially freddie mercury you talking to a mic for a living. He pretty much did that too. We had the same pipes too.
Yeah.
A lot of people say.
He was so,
he was so electric.
Trying to get his pipes straight.
A Duke could flat sing, man.
Hey,
a real musical talent.
Gone too soon.
Rest in peace, Freddie Mercury.
Well said, David.
Dave,
that was really big of you to do.
Dylan, we need to get you dylan we need to get you some we need to get you some really really hilarious fake teeth and maybe you can win
an oscar portraying him i see this is a take i disagree with i thought he did a really good job
in that movie remy malik yeah i think he's one of the he's one of the better lip-syncers i've ever seen
yeah you don't think he did that good of a job in that movie right dave
i thought he did a good job but i thought whoever decided to do the exaggerated overbite
it was way too much and it it distracted me throughout the entire movie it didn't just
it didn't distract me because i was so unfamiliar with the everyday
goings-on of freddie mercury that i didn't know if that was his actual overbite so i was like you
know what i'm just going to accept this as him being exactly who it is that was my thinking i
was like i was like i don't know freddie mercury very well anyway so maybe he had this overbite
that movie was better than the elton john movie even though Elton John is far superior to Queen see I I like the Elton John movie he's definitely Queen has some bangers though I agree with I agree
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Elton John is greater than Queen the reason I think the movie's better is just solely because
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about a story that dropped yesterday seconds maybe even while we were recording yesterday
so we couldn't touch on it uh i think my all-time favorite video game i think i can make that proclamation it's coming back
tony hawk pro skater 2 is coming back oh uh no it's sorry tony hawk pro skater 1 and 2 are being
remastered and coming back to the playstation is this coming out on xbox dave yes okay okay
because i only saw the playstation stuff because that's all i was looking for i mean did you you
played this clearly right absolutely um i think two two is the one
that's most known for the soundtrack being just flames right well two is also known because they
upgraded the graphics and like an insane amount and they made it so you could manual so you could
link grinds together so between one and two was like one of the biggest changes in video games in the i've ever seen yeah
no this this game was i found it to be relatively easy to learn like the learning curve i mean
dylan you're gonna be all over this even though i don't think you played it growing up i could
think you can even figure this out i'm surprised because i feel like even dudes who played like
baseball and stuff still love Tony Hawk.
Question.
You said they're remastering the game.
Does that mean they're just sharpening up the graphics,
or are they rebuilding it from scratch?
What's going on here?
Here's the concern.
It looks like all the levels are going to be pretty much the exact same,
and they're upgrading the graphics to 4K quality.
I have a very, very big issue, though,
because if they start trying to change the actual gameplay and and the timing of everything i don't want that i don't want to be sitting there having like realistic
falls that take forever to get up from and shit like that i want i don't want to relearn this i
just want the original game that i can play again but for some reason on playstation you can't just
buy these old games and play them endlessly so you can get i don't know about
playstation actually i do know about playstation i've got a couple buddies who have an emulator
and it has like a hard drive full of old games and they've got it connected to their their gaming
console i i wish i was that guy i'm not but i would like to be so if you have a hookup or you
want to just tell me how to do it please feel free to dm me at d carter rough on twitter and snap but um will i i does it say
anything i didn't read the full story are they keeping the soundtrack original i would assume so
i don't think there's actual i don't think there's actual like information like all they dropped was
really just like a trailer and the info and so i hope they keep the soundtrack i mean because they have
it licensed already you'd think that they would have the rights to it naturally and they just keep
it the same if it's not you know how ip goes dude everyone's gonna yeah everyone's going to uh just
like queue it up on spotify and just play that anyway on their speak on their bluetooth speakers
right oh dude i listen to Goldfinger every morning.
Who did you skate with?
I mixed it up.
Bucky Lassick?
Bucky Lassick was always a good choice.
I saw Brett nodding his head there.
Are you a Bucky guy?
Yeah, that's the answer.
That name.
It's a great name.
It's not the answer.
It's not the answer.
There were numerous guys
kareem campbell he was the street skater that of my choice uh i had uh i had his dc shoes
they were like modeled after the jordans i i actually owned his skate shoes he was awesome
i also yeah i was known to do a little rodney mullen and a little uh chad muska as well chad
muska was a little too bit heavy for me but i did enjoy uh the one grind that he did where he would bust out his boom box
and just start like going so i'm sick i can't tight i'm actually surprised that dylan i mean
i'm surprised but i'm not that dylan never played this i feel like it was the one game that like
transcended like like people that thought that extreme sports were for pussies yeah i'm trying
to think back what what year was this popular the first one early 2000s whenever oh let me let me
look it up 1999 yeah okay uh yeah that was so i was in high school i don't know i was
we didn't really hang out with the skaters,
and so maybe I just associated the game with being like a skater-type dude,
and that just wasn't my scene.
I don't really know.
I get it.
I get it.
You don't want to glorify the guys that you're just beating the piss out of
on the reg.
It's true.
Exactly, David.
We were too busy bullying those guys.
You don't want to give them too much credibility.
Snapping their skateboard over our knees and stuff.
Dylan's like throwing sticks in front of him as they're just trying to go home after school.
It's like, dude.
That's so messed up, man.
That would be just terrible.
Do y'all remember that?
Dave, remember behind the old K house, that huge hill on the street?
There was this time that we were all in the backyard for some reason on the deck.
There must have been 50 of us back there.
And it was during the day.
It was like some kid was leaving class and skateboarding home.
And he comes screaming down the hill.
I mean, he's moving so much so that it's loud and it got all of our attention
so we're all just waiting for something bad to happen and he hits like a a chunk in the road or
something he just he goes flying like like 20 or 30 feet and just i mean his arms are just so messed
up and we it was a i don't know why it made me think of that story, but that was hilarious, man. What a kid.
There's a giant hill in northern Michigan that we always dreamed of bombing down on our skateboards.
And we had this idea to go do it at 2 a.m. one night when we were in high school just because hopefully no one's out there at 2 a.m on a wednesday night in the middle of summer like it's not not unheard of and so we did it and
sure enough we get halfway down this giant hill and we're just cruising having the time of our
lives and sure enough like the cops see us and they just toss on their lights and start following
us and we're like all right we're fucked and then i'm trying to be like the it's kind of the kind
of place where everyone knows each other like the cops definitely know like my parents and like you just everyone
knows each other i'm sure brett can identify in saratoga and so the cop comes up and i'm like
all right guys be cool we start talking to the cops and i'm trying to be as polite as i can be
and the cop sarcastically asked my buddy like well was it worth it and my buddy just goes uh
not really it wasn't that fast and i was like oh great dude like yeah let's just ruffle feathers
with this fucking cop right now who already hates us because he's busting dudes at like two in the
morning for skateboarding rather than like actual crimes like drunk driving or fucking robberies or
shit uh you know what though?
I like that you guys are out and about doing that.
Like there's a lot worse things you could be doing at 2 a.m.
We were,
we were kind of responsible in that sense.
Yeah.
Our 2 a.m.
Were mostly us doing stupid shit like that and not like,
you know,
passing out from partying all night.
We weren't,
we weren't huge.
There's a place at Duncanville that a neighborhood that's like really
exclusive and gated.
It's called Thoroughbred Hills.
And to get down to it, you have to go down this super steep incline,
or I guess decline.
And it goes down, and it levels out, and then it's really hilly.
And we would luge down it.
We would get on our skateboards and luge down it.
And I had one buddy who absolutely did about
5 000 rolls down it like after he lost it that was that was the last time we ever did that
i don't know i don't know why i even like skateboarding i was so bad and like i never
did anything very impressive and like the falls alone were enough to just say like dude will what
are you doing so i don't know what the fuck is going on with rosie in this background like someone's out in our hallway just causing a ruckus right now they're about to go
catch this smoke set her loose man take somebody out the the best fall of all time is you know
when somebody's tubing and they get their legs like uh they go at somebody get their legs taken
out and they do like a flip in the air. Tubing on snow, I mean.
Yes.
That's my favorite wipeout video of all time.
We used to do that.
Just me and our buddies go down.
You had to try to dodge the person coming down in the snow tube,
and they just get messed up every single time.
My favorite wipeout is also on a tube, but the tube on the lake.
is also on a tube, but the tube on the lake.
When somebody, they get, there's the guy driving the boat turns and it slings them across and they lose it
and they just skip across the water like a little pebble.
Probably becoming severely concussed,
but hopefully they have a life jacket on.
But yeah, that's my favorite wipeout as far as sports, ex-sports goes.
Dylan, what's your favorite wipeout?
Yeah.
We lost Will for a second here.
My favorite wipeout, the ones that make for the best video
are when people are trying to barefoot off the side of a boat
and they're holding on to that pole that's extended out from the boat.
And, you know, they're going for a little bit and in their feet,
I don't know what happens, but their feet catch.
And it just absolutely slams them down really hard right in their face.
I enjoy that one.
Hey, we're back.
What's up? What's your favorite wipeout?
I'm trying to think about that. I, I don't know.
It's always like a little scary when people get tabletopped, but it is pretty kind of dope.
Tabletopping is so funny.
Yeah.
It's such a dick move, man.
Yeah.
When I think of when I laugh the hardest when people fall, it's when people get tabletopped.
It's like just getting shoved.
Dude, you get tabletopped in a group setting.
It's like, group setting it's like
god damn it like come on man it's so funny if we're just like if we're just like hanging out
and there's like three of us and one of us gets tabletopped like everyone can sit back and laugh
but if someone does that to me in front of a group of like 20 people and i get grass stains on my
fucking shorts it's on i'm gonna be i'm gonna be fake fighting and being like fake asking people
to hold me back the entire time.
It's funny because it's like the softest fall you can do.
There's pretty much no chance of you getting actually injured.
It's just so annoying.
It's like, come on.
How old are you?
Yeah.
I mean, I think that's the ultimate fall for me.
I do like Brett's though.
Brett's is a really good one that I never would have thought of because that is like hands down the greatest.
I think it's better than tabletopping.
When people get smoked while tubing on snow, it's just the best.
Oh, it's so funny.
Have you guys ever snow tubed, Dylan or Dave?
Nah.
Yes, I have in Steamboat Springs.
We should have.
They have night snow tubing.
Oh, so you haven't done like... You've done the corporate snow tubing.
Yeah, yeah.
We should have done the course in Breckenridge
when we were there.
Hindsight's 20-20,
but I wish we would have just stopped
20 minutes outside of Brecht at the tubing place
and just spent the afternoon there
instead of like mulling around town
and like doing bullshit.
Because those things...
It's the most fun thing ever.
And it takes no skill at all.
You just fly down the hill.
We used to set up like courses, like tubing, like bobsled courses in our woods in my backyard because we lived on a hill.
And people would just go flying off, hit trees, like broken teeth, broken arms.
It was the most fun every single winter.
That sounds extremely dangerous i went i went off our thing we used to go to this place called the gravel pit
and it was just this like gravel pit that when it snowed it was great for tubing but i went off the
path once and i i smoked my back and i was i think it was the the one time where i was like am i dead
because i just i just just hit it so hard.
Man, it's weird that you guys don't have a lot of sledding experience.
It's unfortunate.
I know.
It's weird.
I never thought about how Texans just didn't sled.
Not sledders down here, man.
Dude, it's sled.
We don't sled.
We shred.
Yeah, the only kind of sled we have are deal sleds down here.
Yeah, you beat me to it.
Fuck yeah.
Beat me to it.
Tight.
Hell yeah.
Pimp tight.
Beat Dave to that. Oh, I guess we can move on from this eh let's just you if you have sledding videos let's let's see
them i want to see white actually let's just let's just go find a bunch of sledding videos
and just make memes out of them that sounds like fun to me yeah can we talk about the viral fight
that went down yesterday or i guess i don know if it didn't go down yesterday necessarily,
but it hit the group text yesterday and things were lit.
Dave, can you describe?
You're the combat sports man.
Can you describe what happened here?
Yeah, it was Jim Norton, noted comedian, versus Jeff Goldblum,
actor, pitchman, humanitarian.
And it did not go well for Jim Norton.
Okay, it wasn't either of those guys.
But everybody on Twitter was calling him Jeff Goldblum.
Frank Caliendo did a voiceover to it as Jeff Goldblum narrating it.
I don't know if you've seen that one.
It's very funny.
But, yeah, it's like I guess this is in Richmond, Virginia.
And these guys got into it. but yeah, it's like, I guess this is in Richmond, Virginia. And, and, uh,
these guys got into it.
And one of them's like,
he looks like he's about six foot three,
six foot four,
like 165 pounds,
very slender.
And he,
you could tell he knows how to fight.
He's got it.
He's in the stance.
His foot works good.
And he's fighting this shirtless dude,
bald guy.
It's kind of grainy,
but he looks tatted up.
He just looks like he looks scummy.
He's got like chain wallets and stuff.
Real bad energy for this dude.
Anyway, he looks like the aggressor in this.
And they're squared up.
And the bald dude goes in, throws some punches.
Taekwondo karate man, as we'll find out.
He dodges him.
He throws back.
His hand game, it's there,
but it doesn't look like he's got much behind the punches.
What really set him apart, though, was his kicks.
As he landed, there's a name for this kick.
It's a Taekwondo kick.
I don't know how to say it, and I don't have it pulled up,
but it's some kind of spinning kick where you can see him setting up.
He switches his footwork.
He switches into a stance, spins, smokes this dude in the head,
and the dude goes against the car.
The funniest comment I saw on Twitter was it looked like the bald dude tried to hit the pause button because he puts his hand up,
and you hear him go, stop, stop stop stop like tries to get him to stop and uh taekwondo man he goes in you can see him
bouncing he's on his toes he he feigns a kick to the guy's head which would have absolutely domed
this guy and knocked him out cold which i'm glad he didn't do that because you know when you hit
somebody in the head and they fall on concrete, you could kill the guy.
He puts the foot up, he brings it back down, doesn't kick him,
and then this guy's got his hand up holding his head,
and his ribs are so exposed, and you know exactly what's about to happen.
Taekwondo, man, just puts his foot in this guy's rib cage and just absolutely breaks multiple ribs.
Man, one of the rules I live by is if you square up against someone
who looks like they know how to kick,
or maybe they even try to throw a kick your way,
that's a fight you got to back out of, man.
In this day and age, you never know who has actual training.
It could be anybody on the streets, man.
I don't mess with those kind of people well i don't get in fights generally can i ask a question that i
was thinking about recently this is this is probably for dave uh when you know how fighters
like their hands are like registered weapons you know like isn't that a thing like i don't think that's really a thing okay so never mind
then because that was always a thing growing up we talked about that people always said that and
i never knew and i was like okay and so then i started thinking i was like okay so say mike
tyson has his hands registered as weapons because he's a professional fighter like does that have
like a shelf life or does he have weapons his entire life?
I don't know why I went down this train of thought.
Maybe it's because I'm just trying to fight people.
Mike Tyson?
No, there's no shelf life.
Jackie Chan?
Yeah, that's shelf life.
It's there.
No, he's...
Dude.
You don't want that smoke.
I really don't, but I've dug in too deep here.
Don't they... They do insure their hands though correct you have to right i mean not have to but like i mean yeah mma guys especially they break
because like their gloves aren't as thick so it's very easy to break a hand um and that that could
put you out for what six seven weeks so yeah yeah but Yeah. Okay. This, this video is,
there's like multiple angles.
You can just hear people in their apartments watching it.
Like, Oh my God,
they're fighting.
And like the dude does not,
he's like I said,
he's a very,
very thin guy.
He does not look like somebody that you'd have any problems with.
Bald guy needed to go in for a takedown,
maybe grab a leg or something.
Cause like this standup game was not going to work, but there's another video afterward where bald guy picks up a two by four
and starts swinging it and apparently he broke the dude's arm the dude with the broken arm the
taekwondo man uh commandeered said two by four and he was you could tell he is a level-headed
guy he like didn't swing it at him but apparently i'm gonna assume that uh bald guy might get some charges dropped on him because you can't just pick up a two by four and
start swinging i don't care what kind of footwork the other guy has do we know how this started
yes per my per my deep dive yesterday morning into the twitter comments
uh the guy whose video it actually is he said that the bald guy is known around the neighborhood
as a guy who says lewd comments, even maybe some slurs at people.
And he just talks nasty about girls and stuff.
And apparently, Taekwondo man had enough.
So he squared up and kicked his rib cage.
Some street justice, man.
I love it.
Is it possible that Taekwondo Man has known this guy forever
and has been training for this exact day?
Yeah, it's very possible.
I like that idea.
I'm going to show him.
He's just been going to classes.
Six months.
He's just been taking Peloton on his free app for 90 days,
like the kickboxing class is just getting
ready to wreck this dude you know like the little rubber mannequin that's only like a torso and a
head that like every other dude has in their garage i i like to think that this guy's just
been like throwing kicks at that mannequin like every night yeah he's done that he's done that
final rib kick like a million times over, and he's just ready for more.
I'm waiting for Rogan to get a hold of it and break down his technique and stuff
because that's something that I think is right up his alley.
Friend of the program, Robbie Fox at Barstool,
did a very funny breakdown,
like kick by kick, punch by punch,
that I enjoyed reading he mentioned that he did
uh he did a kick where you you kick straight at the kneecap which is apparently underutilized in
the mma world john jones does it yes is that a kick that you do from upwards like so your leg
is just cocked fully up and then kick out more or less yeah but it's a little more subtle
than that and i guess that uh that can pop an mcl pretty quick oh yeah is it to hyper extend the the
knee basically oh yes it's a front kick it's just kind of like it's it's pretty basic looking but
it's really effective especially if you have long long Oh, so I should never use that.
Do you not have a,
uh,
no,
I do not.
If you landed though,
well,
it's devastating.
Yeah. If I land it,
it's over for that person.
But like,
I don't know if I can actually get there.
Yeah.
These 28 inseams aren't going to do much.
20,
20,
your inseam is 28 for real?
No, it's like 30, but even sometimes sometimes 30 i have to get hemmed up i
but i do have short legs not happy about it between yeah i have short legs and really
mediocre sized hands those are two things that i would like to change about myself
other than that i'm pretty i'm like perfect i think you're perfect already thank you thank you
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Hey, did you guys see Papa John dropped a Cribs video?
And I think he's doing an entire series on TikTok.
I mean, I'm already in.
The clip shows very little,
but it's so electric that I'm already committed to watching the rest of this series.
That's how good it is.
I don't like Papa John.
Papa John makes me uncomfortable. I don't like Papa John. Papa John makes me uncomfortable.
I don't like seeing him that often. I'm intrigued by Papa John. I don't like the guy. I think he's a nut job, but I'm very intrigued by what's going on in his head and also in his house,
which we get a peek at. Yeah. Seeing his house really changed my tune. I'm like, okay,
this guy's not just eating eating, eating 30 pizzas and however
many days he originally claimed, even though that was false. It's a lot different when you're doing
it from your like multimillion dollar mansion than when you're just heating them up in your
shitty oven in your tiny apartment. Like I would be doing, it's somehow less depressing.
I guess I should have had more respect for the pizza CEO and what kind of numbers they were
doing because that house is,
it's not a house. It's like a compound. It's an absolute mansion. I don't know where,
where is that? Did it say where it is? Like in the Hills of Virginia or something?
If I had to guess, I would say that it would be in the, um, it would be in like Louisville,
Kentucky outside of it. Uh, that just makes sense because that's where it was based out of. And I believe that...
I mean, I've been...
Why am I blanking on what they call the outside?
What's his net worth?
Do we know?
Isn't he a billionaire?
Isn't it like $600 million?
I think we've definitely guessed this before.
I thought it was like $600 million.
I'm going to say $540 million.
I'm going to say $870 million.
Hopefully someone's looking that up right now. I'm looking it up right now. I'm looking it up right now. I'm doing to say 870. Hopefully someone's looking that up right now.
I'm looking it up right now.
Doing it right now.
His house is absolutely massive.
Massive.
Okay.
So it says there's multiple answers out there.
It says 500 currently.
But I think he was up to a billy before he had the whole thing
where he got ousted.
This one says $801 million. There's $500
here. His wife is divorcing him
so that doesn't help.
He's kind of all over the place, but it's
between $500 and $1 billion.
Isn't a lot of that tied
up in PizzaCoin?
Yeah, he tried to start his own cryptocurrency called pizza coin.
It was actually Bytecoin.
Yeah, it was called Bytecoin, Dave.
Bytecoin.
Nice, nice.
His house strikes me as a kind of house where he just spends unnecessarily on just stupid shit.
Like, yeah, we spent $2 million to have a gold whatever.
What's the point of this?
That clock is...
Two eagles mating, I think, is what you're looking for.
Two eagles mating and it's a clock.
I guess it slowly turns around the room or something.
That's just not necessary, John.
That's like eyes wide shut shit i've never seen that i think i'd like it eyes wide shut it's weird it's a weird
one is that movie horny on the timeline oh yeah yeah oh yeah i thought we gotta talk about his style of sorry to talk about his genes at
some point oh no not at some point dylan immediately we're actually we're too late
talking about his genes in this video i mean all-time terrible genes uh it roger clemens
shit dude like the only other person i've seen with worst gene boot game is roger clemens
they're baggy they're cut, and they're extra long.
He's the kid that comes in from recess.
Go ahead, Dave.
I was just going to say, it's like he went to Nordstrom and bought some jeans,
and they were like, all right, we'll hand these for free.
And he's like, no, I'll just take them as is.
No, they're perfect.
They're perfect, yeah.
He's the kid that comes in from recess just absolutely
drenched to the ankles yeah and he's wearing boots with the jeans and you can't you can like
they're just barely peeking out from under the jean because they're the the bottoms of the jean
are so wide it's like little kid feet under there it's funny looking i hate wearing the
boots with the jeans i'd rather have them with the fur. Isn't that right, Dave? Mm-hmm. That's right.
Anyway, and no one's... We haven't even gotten to this.
He's like kind of rebranding
or just kind of trying to establish himself as Papa.
He's wearing a custom Papa homemade T-shirt,
just a T-shirt of himself,
just to let you know him, Papa.
Like, we know who you are, man.
His TikTok game is stupid.
That song at the beginning is an absolute heater.
Like, he's got people at his house taking aerial footage of his place
so that they can upload it to a 60-second TikTok video
that a dumb podcast is going to discuss for 15 minutes.
I wish Dan was the guy piloting the drone.
is going to discuss for 15 minutes.
I wish Dan was the guy piloting the drone.
Dude, Dan being...
Papa John would love Dan.
Papa John...
If Dan made one video for Papa John,
Papa John would be like,
dude, you're the guy.
Like, yes.
I'm just thinking of Dan's video of his long drive where he made the flames just go off the ball
because I feel like Papa John would think
that was really badass.
Oh. names just go off the ball because i feel like papa john would think that was really badass oh and you know i like how he he teases he teases his little study his library dude i can't wait to see what's in here man like we gotta wait till the next time though gotta think it's books
yeah probably a desk i mean he I wasn't expecting two
I wasn't expecting
two like
10 foot tall
eagles
birds of prey
whatever they are
mating
so I guess I should
expect the unexpected
when it comes to
his study
did you guys know
that
he actually
he actually did
eat
40 pizzas
in 30 days
but it was just
pieces
here's the catch yeah he had he had a piece of 40 pizzas in 30 days but it was just pieces here's the catch yeah he had he
had a piece of 40 pizzas for 30 days doesn't count claiming it was a part of the tasting process
doesn't count oh my god yeah that that's misleading if there's ever a day that i want to
go to pine house for their lunch special it's like right now just talking about pizza i'm just getting off i'm getting all h for pizza right now oh h for pizza h for za dude pizza's just bay you know
seeing how big his house is and how much he's worth and all that it's amazing to me how many
people enjoy that shitty shitty pizza papa john's is just terrible do they have a frozen variety like if you if i go to heb
right now do they have a frozen papa john's pizza that you not that i've seen okay okay you're
thinking you're thinking like they like pf chang's did where you can go to the frozen section and get
like the big bag of sweet and sour chicken as pf chang's labeled on it i wasn't thinking pf chang's
but you're you're thinking of the next thing that i would have thought of because the first thing was
california pizza kitchen and back in the day it we so we used to go to the somerset mall uh down
state michigan and it was just the greatest situation of all time we'd pull in uh park the
car walk right into california pizza kitchen where your boy would get a barbecue chicken pizza for himself.
Pound that, shop all day, and then end the day at the other side of the mall at P.F. Chang's just pounding Mongolian beef.
Oh, dude.
Wow.
Have a day.
Living the dream.
For me growing up, if the mall I went to had a California pizza kitchen, I was like, oh, I'm living good.
Because our Broke Boy mall in Arlington, shout out to the parks, it didn't have one.
It had Sbarro.
And we thought, we were like, oh, that's all we could afford is Sbarro.
But if you went to a mall in California, you're like, dude, this is from California.
This is authentic.
Don't even know what that would do.
We thought that was good eating.
Dude, I would eat the shit out of some uh barbecue chicken california pizza kitchen not from the frozen one
but go into their place i love that stuff i don't know if it would hold up in these these days but
i doubt it would but i would at least give it a shot maybe i'll go sit at the uh the out the
outdoor seating at the mall which is actually just outdoor seating inside of a mall down the street from me.
Are malls open?
No, I don't know.
Sally and I went into a home store recently, and they were taking all the necessary precautions.
But we went into a home store, and it was still kind of weird.
I can't imagine going into a mall.
Mall's not a place I want to can't imagine going into a mall. Mall's not
a place I want to go anyway.
Outside of a pandemic.
Right now, it just seems like the worst place.
I go into Nordstrom's and then I'm out of Nordstrom's.
I don't go in.
It's a dying breed.
The mall.
Dave Valet, you're at the front, Dave.
You should go.
Dave's back.
D-man. Pull that F-250 up a little further, Dave. The one they valet you at the front is. Yeah. Dave's back. Yep.
D man.
Pull that.
Pull that F two 50 up a little further day.
I'm just mad.
I'm at the mall by us because they don't allow men in the J crew,
which I guess jokes on them now.
What?
Yeah.
Last time I tried to go there,
they're like,
this is,
this is a,
we don't have men's stuff.
And I wanted to be like, well, one, that's that's fucking lame and two what if I'm shopping for someone else
which I'm not but I just walked out like kind of gave him the stink eye like that's messed up
they probably get that every day like there's probably some goof like us going in there like
oh I'm gonna buy some chinos next thing you know nah no not not here they they love turning me
down it was depressing what were you gonna say in a republic that way Next thing you know, nah, you're not. Not here. They love turning me down.
It was depressing.
What were you going to say, Brad?
In a Republic that way.
I wanted to say, to answer your Papa John's frozen pizza question,
they said this in their Twitter bio at some point.
Frozen pizza equals the pizza equivalent of a participation trophy.
So it looks like you're not getting frozen pizza from Papa John's anytime.
That's lame.
I like it.
I don't know if I agree with that analogy.
They were going at DiGiorno.
Can I say this?
DiGiorno does suck.
Did y'all get participation trophies as kids?
I feel like I didn't get any.
I don't think so.ylan was always getting the real trophy
yeah dylan has no clue we always won yeah dylan has no one so we got actual ones
we got like the trophy at the end of the season like at the end of a hockey season would be like
all right here's your trophy yeah and then uh participation ribbons on field day but that's
like that's like standard like you
get you get a ribbon for anything that you're in but again for field day i was usually getting
first or second so i wasn't too worried about the participation ribbons on those i did one time get
a trophy for second place in a golf tournament uh where there were only two people in my age
age group still counts they had the wrong year on it as well is that like is that like how micah
got second in his jujitsu tournament and there was only two people in his division he didn't
want to tell anybody that there are only two people but he posted the photo as if he got second place
oh micah uh i should have bulked up and entered the competition and just been on the podium with him
just to show how easy it was to get a podium spot.
Oh, it's so funny.
Just show up.
We're entering this jiu-jitsu competition.
We're going to beat Micah.
I'm impressed Micah actually went to a competition alone
and just trained and did stuff.
Or just went to that thing alone and just did it.
He didn't have anybody with him like cheering him on or anything.
Yeah, I mean, he took that shit seriously.
Again, if you don't know who we're talking about,
check out the Combat Sports Minute today.
Micah's going to be on.
He trained.
He had like six weeks, did legit training, lost a ton of weight,
got strong, learned how to grapple.
Still got punched in the stomach by Sean, but that's okay.
He deserved it.
Actually, this is a good time to talk about our next topic,
Swole-Ass Bryson.
Ooh.
Can I set some backstory here real quick?
Because I don't know if you all listened to the –
so No Laying Up did like a grab bag pod,
and Neil, he did like a whole thing on Bryson's weight gain.
Bryson is on record saying he wants to get up to 270.
What?
270.
And we've met Bryson in person.
We met him his rookie year at the Players' Championship.
The tour was nice enough to have us out, and they made all the rookies talk to the media.
We were allegedly media. Who knows?
Bryson sat down and was very conversational, very nice to us.
He dealt with our stupid questions.
We told him he was looking low-key thick. This is what, three years ago?
Two years ago? He did look thick at the time, but he was probably only about 210 maybe?
He was a dude who's like, okay, that guy's almost, he's a unit probably.
For a golfer, he's definitely a unit.
And now he's trying to add like 30 pounds or something, or more, I guess.
Why does he think this is going to be beneficial to his game?
or more, I guess.
Why does he think this is going to be beneficial to his game?
Apparently, he's hit off the tee 200-mile-an-hour ball speed.
So he's all about just bombing it.
So let's go.
Let's go Swole Thick Bryson.
I don't like this idea at all.
Do you remember we ate next to him at a restaurant too?
Oh, it was a steakhouse.
Nona Blue or whatever that place was called.
It's Graham McDowell's place.
Yeah.
They had some tasty ass apps there.
That's for sure.
But yeah, when we saw him, he couldn't have been more than 220.
There's no way he was more than 220, right?
He looked good. He wasn't yoked, but he was like a guy like okay yeah that guy can hold his own but in this photo that he
okay first of all the instagram story he posted is that bieber is that yummy yeah why is it why
is he doing that why is he doing bieber yummy over a photo of himself shirtless is he not self-aware
enough to understand what that looks like like that that's just stupid. Or maybe it's,
maybe it's extra self-aware.
He's like,
yeah,
this is just a straight up thirst trap.
Here you go.
It's true.
It's,
it's an absolute thirst trap.
Dylan gets shit for thirst traps,
but he's never,
you've never done anything like this.
Dave odds.
You post odds.
You post this exact photo straight faced with Justin Bieber.
Yummy playing in the background.
You have to black and white the photo too.
Can I do it from circling back
or do I have to do it from my personal?
I will allow you to do it from circling back.
That's almost too good, dude.
One in 20.
Okay, okay.
Wow, respect.
Look, I owe the backers one.
The worst case scenario here is if we add up,
which I did not really think about when I challenged you.
What are you talking about, Will?
Will, we saw you.
No, I don't look good right now.
No, that shirtless photo.
Not only did that shirtless photo of me that Lily took make my –
I was all puffy and gross that day.
I just got done eating a giant ass lobster quiche.
And then also the portrait mode like made it look like
i'm losing my hair that that i saw somebody comment about that and i was like that is
completely unfair because will's hair is not thinning no like it's the it's doing the opposite
of thinning like i think i'm getting hairier the older i get but luckily i have a manscape 3.0
razor what what hair can it can have that effect.
I almost spoke up to defend you, but I left it alone.
You want to see some thin hair, watch me lose this odds.
Okay, let's do it.
What did I say, 1 in 20?
1 in 20.
1 in 20.
Ready? Okay.
All right.
1, 2, 3, 8.
7.
Okay.
No blood.
As long as I didn't have to do it, I was going to be happy about that.
I wanted action there so bad.
I kind of did too, man.
Action.
Action.
Action.
Hey.
Happy holidays.
So this photo, I quote tweeted this photo.
Who took the, is it Brennan Porath?
Yeah, he tweeted it.
How, by Bryson using the black and white filter,
like that's helping him out a lot here, right?
That adds a little bit more cut.
I need to see a video of him
before I can tell you how cut he is
because photos do absolutely nothing.
With the right lighting and the right flexing,
I could give myself something that might look like
I'm like muscular in certain spots on my body,
which I'm not.
And like, I just, I need to see video of him it's a it's kind of a weird body because he's got
obviously he's got like shredded abs but the rest of him is just mass he's he's not cut at all in
his arms or shoulders or anything it's kind of weird look he he doesn't look like he feels good
like that looks like a dude like everybody had a buddy in high school football
who coach wanted him to go from tight end to O-line,
so they were just eating, like, peanut butter and syrup sandwiches all day,
and they were just gross and miserable,
and, like, their body felt like shit
because they were just squatting, like, heavy weight.
Like, that's what he looks like.
He looks like a, yeah, like a veteran middle linebacker in the NFL.
He's been doing it for way too long.
I don't know, man.
It's just a weird pick.
It's kind of a weird pick.
Yeah, it's like he let it go a little hard during the offseason.
A little late.
Didn't go to the OTAs.
Yeah.
Why is he like this?
He's weird, man.
Hey, isn't the PGA also supposed to be the pga also surprised he had that kind of what'd you say brett isn't the pga supposed to get going like next week
no is that right no i think the skins isn't the skins game this weekend
it's in may right i don't know i think the skins game is this weekend and the next weekend
is brady and manning with uh tiger and phil if i'm not mistaken colonials first week of june i
believe and i think that's the first tournament back the real tournament not okay yeah yeah i
think we got those in the hopper this weekend though might or i mean at least the skins game
but i don't know how exciting that'll be i feel like those guys don't really let loose that much Yeah, I think we got those in the hopper this weekend, though. Or, I mean, at least the skins game.
But I don't know how exciting that'll be.
I feel like those guys don't really let loose that much.
Dude, I cannot believe he took this photo.
No, it's like, who took it?
Who took it?
Does he have a little bit of a... Not to get H on the pod, but...
Is he kind of...
Is he kind of flashing a little dong there
through the shorts?
Yeah, he did something.
That's what I said last night in our text group.
Yeah, he did something.
I didn't want to expose you, but...
Oh, no, Dylan.
It's all right.
No, Dylan, Dylan.
Yeah, you can see peace.
What happened?
Nothing.
Your camera just slowed down and you were out you
were choppy dylan sorry oh okay man shout out to brison shouts to rosie too yeah yeah the the guy
the guy at our apartment picked a really good time to vacuum the concrete outside of our fucking door.
Dude,
no one's even leaving.
No one's leaving their place. You don't have to vacuum outside of here.
Why are you even vacuuming out here?
Come on!
What's the deal with vacuums?
Dylan,
this goes for everybody.
Whose body would you rather have right now bryson
or brooks oh um brooks brooks is more proportion proportional which is it matters uh give me brooks
even though he doesn't have the abs that bryson does but i'd probably take brooks
but he doesn't look great he doesn't
look fantastic with his shirt off as we've we've we learned who brooks yeah yeah i think i'm taking
him though if i'm me just because i i've never had the the urge to be like big big and so i've
always just wanted to be really proportional and in shape. Bryson's getting too thick.
I like a thick boy as much as anybody, but that ain't for me.
Brett?
Yeah, that's the answer.
It's Brooks because Bryson just doesn't look proportional.
No.
And Brooks at least is just a big dude.
Bryson looks like when I went through a phase and I was like,
I'm going to get up to like 165 and I was trying to eat like 5,000 calories a day
and my body felt terrible, like my joints hurt.
It was like the worst three weeks ever.
I was drinking like giant smoothies that were like 900 calories.
It just doesn't look like a fun way to be, so I'm going gross.
Well, unless you're like a professional athlete,
I've never understood why people have the need to get just like huge i feel like it's like i it just
doesn't make sense to me and i i i get that people get really into working out and it's addicting and
they just want to keep on going but like i just i would never want to have to maintain that later
in life and then have the have that downfall of like when you get older and you can't maintain
it anymore and then it's like well now now what I have? I just spent like so much time outside of my
normal life just crushing the gym. But it's, I mean, I can tell you why people do that.
Rampant insecurity. Yeah. But at the same time, I understand why people do it too, because like,
like working out is addicting for like pretty much everybody
that gets in the routine and so i understand why people would like just keep going and going and
going because it just makes you crave that competitive edge it's just not for me though
clearly clearly i think bryson is such a boner i can't stand the way he swings the golf club
and the way he putts with the stiff arms out. It looks like a total idiot.
He's going to look hilarious at 260 or whatever, 270,
like putting like a – he's not going to be able to putt.
His swing is so – his arm is so stiff.
It's amazing he can get the club head speed that he gets
with that stiff-ass swing, man.
He's going to have to have like the bowed-out elbows
because his arms like
yeah he can't straighten them because there's too many pumps yeah and the bicep
dylan how your biceps look and i haven't seen those things those pythons in a while they were
looking pretty swole before quarantine dude they're holding up man my my bands oh shit so i
was doing a workout yesterday i was doing a a shoulder workout, and I got the resistance bands.
And I was standing on them, and they slipped out from underneath my heel
and slapped me so hard on the back.
I had this huge red mark across my back.
It hurt so bad.
But, yeah, their arms are holding up, man.
Yeah, I'm sure that's what that red mark's from.
Dude, I'm telling you.
It looked like like never mind
it's the time for this weekend of fun dylan i think so yeah let's do this weekend in quarantine
sponsored by nobody this week which is a major shouts just just say it's by Vizzy. We're probably good. Vizzy, Vizzy, Vizzy.
Anyway.
I have no plans.
I have no plans.
I think it's supposed to be raining pretty much all weekend or else golf may be in the cards at some point.
But, you know, I'll have parks on Friday.
We'll be chilling.
We got the happy hour, of course, Friday.
We'll just be chilling with parks after that.
And that's pretty much all I got, man.
I'm still hunkering down.
Same.
Minus parks, I have the same weekend.
I will not be watching parks this weekend.
I'm going to be here.
We got almost four inches in our neighborhood yesterday. So I'm going to assume here. We got almost four inches in our
neighborhood yesterday. I'm going to
assume most of the course is around Austin
even if we don't get any more rain.
That's good.
It's very good.
It's fair.
I don't think there's any golf
in the cards even though we've been talking about it for
two weeks. It's just not going to happen.
Not happening this weekend.
I am going to do based on our pizza conversation i'm doing pizza this week from i'm gonna do uh bufalina will do it just may i would suggest
maybe reheating not reheating but maybe crisping it up a little bit when you get get back to the
crib because mine was a little mine was a little cool so just keep that
in mind it was very good but it was a little cool okay i just confirmed yeah that that skins game
is this weekend so it's gonna be it would be stupid for me not to watch that all afternoon
on sunday afternoon remind us who who's participating rory dj uh r Ricky Fowler
And
Matthew Wolf
JT?
No I think it's because this is
Taylor made
Oh yeah
So yeah
But I guess I'm watching that on Sunday
I truly have nothing to do
This weekend
Probably going to catch up on Probably going to finish season 2 of Dead to Me Probably going to do this weekend probably going to catch up on I probably going to
finish season two a dead to me
probably going to do a little Love Island watching
definitely gonna watch the skins game
I believe unless I've missed anything
that the German soccer league is
back so if you guys are looking for some live sports
in the morning
holler at your boy I'll be
parked on that couch just watching
so
yeah Dave and i could be
uh rivals if you're a munich guy i'm a dortmund guy right now that's who i've that's who i'm
gonna cheer for right now so wow dude i like i like footy dave
but other than that,
not much on that,
not much on the docket.
Uh, probably just doing some shit around the house.
I don't,
I don't really have too many,
uh,
ambitions to get out in public,
especially with this,
uh,
weather and the,
and the whole pandemic thing too.
So it's going to be a chill one.
Right.
That's about the same.
I,
uh,
a couple of things.
I mean,
I'm going to golf again because that that
felt unbelievably good just to get out and do that um so and houston has not been affected by
rain like y'all have i'm also on season two episode three of billions and so i have some
work to do on that show which i'm'm very good at. Did you ever finish Succession?
Very, very good.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
You never talked about it.
It's a good show.
Well, I'm behind the curve on both of those shows,
but Billions is a very, very good show so far,
and then I think I'm also going to do Pizza Dave.
I think that sounds fantastic.
Potentially from that New York slash Chicago style pizza place,
which just gives me. That place needs to, we need to have a conversation with them. I think that sounds fantastic. Potentially from that New York slash Chicago style pizza place.
That place needs to – we need to have a conversation with them.
Right?
Their branding is just terrible.
It's the worst logo I've ever seen.
Is that the kind of place where you go and you get – like you don't actually get a hot pizza from there,
but they just like pre-make cold ones that you take home and heat up yourself?
Because that's what it looks like to me great question actually i do want to try mod pizza
i've heard nothing but good things from you guys oh people here talk to this guy talk to dylan
it's a solid it's a solid option i mean it's not going to blow you away but it's it's solid
option you can pull whatever topping you want on it and it's all the same price no matter what you put on it which is solid it's you can load up a pizza yeah you can
also load up your stomach and feel like shit for the rest of the day if you eat the whole thing in
one triple grilled chicken one time on it they were like dude you're crazy i was like yeah we'll
just fucking make it and give it to me bitch you. You just made a chicken pizza. Only chicken. That's what he said to him.
Wow. Okay.
I'm going to try that. I also want to get a I want to get out and find like a local
IPA or something down here.
Just expand the beer
a little bit.
Cool guy, Brent. I haven't been
drinking much beer through quarantine, so shouts
to me. Neither have I.
Yeah, I'm kind of i'm kind
of craving it it's been something that i've been trying to avoid because i'm so much more likely
to order beers at restaurants that i was like you know what if there's a time that i can cut
beer out of my diet for a little bit it's right now so i've just been pounding wine instead
very chill for you very chill very chill hey i've uh have one bit of breaking news real quick.
Huge.
The LA Rams have released their unis.
Are they heat?
And I'm about to... Ready?
Three, two, one.
Absolutely not.
Ooh.
No.
Those are sick.
No, those are sick, Brett.
I got bad news for you.
These are sick.
The all blues.
I love them.
The all blue is such a good looking uniform.
Is that gray?
Brett, I can't believe you don't like these.
These are terrible.
They're doing the thing on PowerPoint that used to be able to gradient your slides with the numbers.
Gradients are swag.
That's the only change I would make.
I don't like that too.
But other than that, these are very are very solid yeah everything else about those
is money
I'm out on the canary
yellow I like the royal blue
but like look at the white pants with the canary
yellow stripe like
that one is the worst the far right one
the white is by far the
worst of the three but I think the
first two are heat man
I even think the first two are heat man no i think i even think though i even
think the one the the all gray i still think i think in practice like when it's not in practice
but in the game it'll actually look sick maybe i'm just hoping that because i the lions the lions
all grays aren't aren't my favorite oh the lions all grays are not bad i like those actually yeah
the lions i actually love their uniforms, but they're just...
Yeah, they should never change.
I hope they do.
I mean, the only time they'll change is when we inevitably, like, lose them
because, like, we're just an abomination and someone buys us and moves them.
We're going to go to, like...
Never mind.
Who cares?
You guys are about to be roasted on Twitter.com
because the overwhelming sentiment is that they're be roasted on twitter.com because the overwhelming
sentiment is that they're horrendous i know but the overwhelming population the overwhelming
population of the world has bad taste so like i feel good about our takes within this podcast
right now yeah i dude i man hey man i guess i don't know what i'm talking about but i thought
i don't know fuck me i don't know if i read a funny tweet saying like the opposite way i'll probably just
go with that the one thing that could ruin this for me is if it gets if it gets compared to
something that i hate so if they compare this to somebody like something else and i'm like oh
never mind i hate these but right now i think they're heat it is a little bit dangerously close
to the chargers like instead of a bolt, it's like the ram horn.
But, you know, it's fun.
I like it.
Well, guys.
That was fun.
That was a packed episode.
How do you guys feel about it?
I had fun.
I feel good.
When Dave puts the scarf on, it's next level.
Yeah, scarf Dave dude
anything can happen
let's go mates
let's go watch the lads on the pitch mate
Dave this is the German league
I don't think they talk like that
yeah I don't know
let's go to the pitch
alright let's get out of here guys
Friday
happy hour none of us said that, guys. Friday, happy hour.
None of us said that for this weekend in fun.
Happy hour live returns on Friday.
Check out the mail-in Thursday.
Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast.
Listener voicemails on Friday.
Sunday Scaries podcast on Sunday.
We got a lot going on right now.
I might try to get you guys to go a little live
if this Skins game turns into something that's a little fun.
I might try to get everyone to hop on a little live if this Skins game turns into something that's a little fun. I might try to get everyone to hop on a quick live stream.
In Skins?
We'll let No Laying Up do their live stream first
just to give them the time.
But I might want to talk about this with the boys
before we huddle up on Monday morning, but we'll see.
We're not going to be doing anything else.
Except Brett might be driving around looking for the perfect Houston IPA.
The dreamsicle is a solid candidate out of Bayou Buffalo Bayou Brewing Company.
Look at that.
We'll see.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Bye. you