Circling Back - Super Bowl Sunday & 21 Savage

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

The morning after Super Bowl Sunday, we recap how meh the game was, the halftime show featuring a shirtless Adam Levine, and our favorite commercials. We also discuss 21 Savage's arrest for not being ...an American citizen (as long as the memes that came along with it). We finish things out by recapping Last Weekend in Fun. (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (6:32) Super Bowl Sunday and Halftime Recap (40:50) 21 Savage Is Apparently British? (51:23) Last Weekend In Fun Support us on Patreon and receive episodes every Friday for just $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Shop Criquet Shirts: www.criquetshirts.com ('CIRCLINGBACK' for 20% off) Shop MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off) Shop Fulton & Roark: www.fultonandroark.com ('STEAM' for 15% off) Twitter: www.twitter.com/circlingbackpod Instagram: www.instagram.com/circlingbackpod Visit: www.circlingbackpodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. Bright and early on a Monday morning. My name is Will DeFries to my right. David Ruff. Good morning. My name's Will DeFries to my right, David Ruff. Good morning. Thanks for having me back. Do you want to explain what you're doing right now?
Starting point is 00:00:34 It appears I'm here recording a pod. Dave came straight from the gym. He's got his swole on. No one's doing that. He's looking vascular. I did not shower. I stink and I apologize. You are looking low-key vascular though.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Was it arm day? Look at that, dude. No, actually it wasn't. It was posterior chain. Posterior. It was what? Posterior chain. I don't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Only real ones will know. What is it? No, it's basically we just did glutes, back, hamstring. Wait, that means I was not invited again to a workout session with intern Klein and yourself. You don't deadlift. You can't because of your leg. I do. I absolutely deadlift. You do on what?
Starting point is 00:01:09 With what? I use the, what's that thing? What's the shape called? The trap bar? Yeah, the trap bar. That's what I use. Or the hex bar. I had a backer reach out to me and they told me that they just saw you on the elliptical
Starting point is 00:01:21 for two hours the other day. I met a backer yesterday on the row machine. David, explain yourself. Nothing. I don't know. We went at 7am. Oh, and then Dylan texted and Dylan said we needed to record a little bit early, so I came straight I didn't shower or anything, but I had a little pit stop
Starting point is 00:01:38 I had to make on my way here, so I ended up getting here about five minutes later than I wanted to. But point being, I am in my athleisure. I'm sweaty, but I'm here to record. I don't know if I stink that bad, but I just assume that I do. You look dope. Thanks, man.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Hey, question. It's not on the rundown. I just remembered this. Are we doing this past weekend in fun? We can do that. Or last weekend in fun, whatever we called it. Let's do it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yeah, we've been messing up and forgetting to do it on our Patreon episodes, but... Actually, we can't. I just remembered. It's February. That means we're starting. We're going to do it. Okay, we can do this past weekend. Chill out, dog.
Starting point is 00:02:12 We're doing it on Wednesday, on Wednesday's episode for the freebies out there. That'll be this weekend in fun. Yes, correct. Okay. Today, we can do this past weekend in fun just real quick. We'll just knock it out. Okay. If you haven't already, make sure to go following Circling Back Pod on Twitter and Instagram.
Starting point is 00:02:26 If this is your first time listening or you just haven't subscribed yet, do it on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, pretty much anywhere podcasts are found at this point. If there's anywhere that you want to listen that's not there, hit your boy up. I will try to make it happen. And also, I mean,
Starting point is 00:02:40 we're currently recording from Dylan's living room because he hasn't left the house yet because we haven't gotten to 2,500 backers. And so we really need that so Dylan can leave his house. Thank you all for accommodating me and coming to my home base. We got you. Yeah. If you go to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast,
Starting point is 00:02:57 you can subscribe for just five bucks a week. You get all of our premium content. You know what, though? Let's put a little asterisk by that because I saw some people were having a hard time signing up. It's a Patreon issue. Patreon was like not accepting payments
Starting point is 00:03:08 or some weird shit. They were processing slowly. That's a weird that's a weird move for a company to not process payments. We were getting screenshots from people being like yo I can't sign up.
Starting point is 00:03:17 So we might like we probably should be past $25,000 but we're not because of Patreon. Just keep mashing that sign up button and just see what happens.
Starting point is 00:03:25 They just tweeted once again we're so sorry for. Patreon. Just keep mashing that sign up button and just see what happens. They just tweeted, once again, we're so sorry for this delay and thank you for your incredible patience while we continue working on making this right. It said they've done, they've processed the majority of payments, but.
Starting point is 00:03:35 This has been going on for three or four days now. Monday scaries, am I right? Huh. Oh, I could, I've got a little issue that I could steam on. It's not really a steam room.
Starting point is 00:03:45 It's a personal issue I'm having with a very, very popular premium channel that I also pay for. Let's talk about that today. I would like to, because it's really fucking me up. I don't have some of the stuff I need. I'm having some skin issues, so I don't want to step into the steam room just yet before I confront them. So let's just wait on the steam room. I'm honestly looking for help to see if anyone's ever encountered what I've encountered. I'm down.
Starting point is 00:04:13 I probably have, honestly. Do you want a table or do you want me to help? Actually, I have a very similar gripe to you, Dave, and I am on board with that. Right now, let's talk about our friends over at MeUndies. Do you know what's right around the corner, a.k.a. next week? What? Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Rather than spending all your money going out to fancy restaurants where they just raise prices because it's Valentine's Day, just hang out in your underwear all night. That sounds tight and sexy. If you want to come over to my underwear and hang out with me in my underwear,
Starting point is 00:04:38 I'm down to do that. I'm going to start doing that. We're going to do our podcast next week, just all three in our skivvies. MeUndies sent us some Valentine's Day underwear. They got pink. They got this maroon color. That's pretty nice. Maroon three.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Would it be maroon two? Talking about balls. They also have some zany prints, you could say. They got the zaniest prints in the game. They're all in on Valentine's Day. They're going crazy with it.
Starting point is 00:05:07 No matter what the print, they use the coveted micromodal fabric that's three times softer than cotton. Have you felt that? It's like... Yes, I've felt it. I've felt it on my everything. I wish they made shirts.
Starting point is 00:05:18 It feels like clouds on you. I wish they made t-shirts. It really feels like heaven on your skin. Yeah. You can get a style that's just perfectly suited for you. Men and women can each choose from four different cuts, all of which are available from classic colors to adventurous prints like we just talked about.
Starting point is 00:05:31 I'm a boxer brief guy. I think everybody knows that. For this Valentine's Day season, they're releasing a new print every Tuesday. That means that you and your loved one can be chilling for Valentine's Day and play a game of how long can we keep these on? Oh, i love that game dude that's one of my favorite games yeah sally and i just do it we just stare at each other
Starting point is 00:05:49 and then like is that right neither of us we just fall asleep is that right yeah they're so comfortable i just pass out you just go out to the living room and and eat a cheese board and read a hemingway novel yeah so you're saying they never actually come off during the game of how how long are these gonna stay on well it's i did sleep through the entire first half of the super bowl yesterday on accident so you know it hard to say do they make a onesie too which i haven't seen yet but it sounds dope and it's the same fabric as the underwear the micromodal fabric you know it's crazy soft shit yeah well if you go to right now if you go to me undies.com circling back get 15% off of your first pair free shipping and 100% satisfaction guarantee
Starting point is 00:06:26 again go to meundies.com slash circling back man how about that Super Bowl last night um one of the
Starting point is 00:06:37 most boring games I've ever watched in my life more like Super Bust am I right nothing about the game stands out I was telling this
Starting point is 00:06:44 before we started recording like one game stands out i was i was telling this before before we started recording like one play stands out like the brady to gronk pass near the goal line it was just a really well thrown ball other than that like nothing cool happened brady was pretty meh in the first quarter yeah he had some pretty awful throws yeah which i thought was a little bit surprising 13 to 3 as i said to d Dylan, the plays that stick out to me are plays that like the New England defensive backs broke up near the end zone. That kind of changed everything.
Starting point is 00:07:10 And if that's like what stands out in my head, then nothing happened in that game. It was just weak. The only thing worse in the game itself was the halftime show.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Don't let Barrett hear you say that. He's a really big fan of Maroon 5. Shouts to Barrett Dudley. Shouts to the Club Cool podcast. He had a lot of love for it. He was writing for it?
Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah. Was he a Maroon 5 guy going in? He basically... He might have been more of an Adam Levine guy. I have Adam Levine takes. One, is he that good looking? Two, is he... He's very handsome.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Is he? Yeah. I think he's built handsome is he yeah I think I think he's built up in everyone's head I'm not afraid to gas up a dude for his looks
Starting point is 00:07:49 that dude is tatted no I think every literally every girl at the event we were at last night was fawning over him when he took his shirt off
Starting point is 00:07:57 everyone was changing their pants after even when he was dancing like doing his little hip thing it was weird he doesn't have the moves like Jagger
Starting point is 00:08:03 he probably shouldn't dance Jagger had better moves. Yeah, that's fair. I don't think anybody will argue that. No, I don't think they would either. And guess what else? Better songs. Sally did say during the half.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah, I'm really going out on a limb. She was surprised by their catalog. She's like, they do have a lot of hits. They do. But they're not good hits. I don't hate them they're not somebody on the radio this morning was compared like asked if they're the nickelback if they're a nickelback type band no they're definitely not no no they they are um and
Starting point is 00:08:34 i don't think nickelbacks they get a lot of shit but maroon fives they're talented they know what they're you know what you're gonna get with them they've got the got the good-looking front man. With a unique voice. Who's married to the supermodel, right? He can hit the high notes. Or Victoria's Secret. If you're Victoria's Secret, you're still a supermodel. All in all, I give that entire presentation about a C-. Not just Maroon 5, but the whole package.
Starting point is 00:09:02 They did match the sicko mode button, though, Dave. I know, and it was not not great i didn't think the thing about that though is that rap live is not the same as the song and well travis scott's not good live yeah i don't really shit very rarely i would disagree with you though there are some there i've seen rap performances that were so good live that it made me appreciate like I like the songs more afterwards because I'm like oh fuck
Starting point is 00:09:27 that actually sounded really tight live Jay Z for example at ACL killed it he's amazing live I appreciated him more and we're talking about
Starting point is 00:09:35 Jay Z here I get it but I was into him more after that seeing him live I just thought Travis Scott and it may have been the shitty sound
Starting point is 00:09:41 because the sound wasn't good in the in the stadium yeah he was just shouting the lyrics to Sicko Mode and And it may have been the shitty sound because the sound wasn't good in the stadium. Yeah. He was just shouting the lyrics to Sicko Mode. And I really don't like that.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I skipped Travis Scott at ACL last year just because I didn't need to be surrounded by a bunch of college kids and high school kids. I didn't go to it. And I didn't really know any songs besides Sicko Mode at that time. any songs besides sicko mode at that time and so like but every single snapchat or you know story on someone's instagram story that i saw was just him screaming into the mic jumping i don't want to take away from sicko mode no it's a great song he's he's awesome but that live performance wasn't great big boy came in tried to save it but they gave him about 40 seconds which you think 3000 was going to come out? No. Was Big Boy on the slate before, or was that a surprise?
Starting point is 00:10:28 No, he was on there. Okay, I didn't know that. He's the only Atlanta connection they had. Unless Maroon 5's from Atlanta, which I don't think they are. Someone came at me on Twitter saying that, because on the last episode I said that there's no music that came out of Atlanta. You said that? I think the sarcasm just went completely over their head. That happens a lot.
Starting point is 00:10:42 There's still people who think that I actually was working at starbucks as a barista um there's still people who think that my i picked up my mom from the jail but then she got ran over by a train that was no that was one of the weirder confusions that i've ever seen i'll be honest i didn't know it was a david allen co song when you were it's like the quintessential you hear that song everywhere were there actually people who thought that you were being serious yeah what okay so people actually think your mom got run over by a train it's probably a failure on my part to a not be so dry and dead in my delivery and b maybe not be like the most hyper niche guy just just do some stuff that the people will know i knew i was doing it for Dorn.
Starting point is 00:11:26 I knew what you were doing without knowing what you were talking about and so I let it ride. It's a song that gets played at a honky tonk at the end of the night that everybody sings drunkenly. It's the perfect country western song. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:11:42 But no, I did not think Andre 3000 would come out because he's a different dude and Super Bowl's not. I could see him. You know what I mean? They probably approached him. He's probably like, no, fuck off. But big boy, man. Would it surprise you if they approached OutKast as a whole to do this show before Maroon 5?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Because OutKast could have done it and it would have been sweet. They wouldn't have done just OutKast. No, they would have had to have other people. Yeah, I don't think Outkast is a big enough name for mass appeal like that. It would have been great for me and for all of us. We all like Outkast. But, yeah, to give him 45 seconds was just disappointing. I was happy he wore a fur coat, though.
Starting point is 00:12:21 There are very few people that wear fur coats when they perform on the biggest of biggest of stages and the list kind of starts and ends with big boy and kid rock so i waited in an alley out behind the bloodlight south by southwest party like three years ago with connor a guy we used to work with not big connor more not the realness but another guy guy. Condog. Condog. Yeah. Big Boy performed. A lot of people did Ashanti. Big Boy performed and I was like, I'm going to meet Big Boy. I'm going to get a photo with him.
Starting point is 00:12:51 I never met Big Boy. Damn. I did meet a guy he went to college with who was there on the side watching him who was really cool and was telling me
Starting point is 00:12:58 how cool Big Boy was in college. I met him. Shout out to that guy and his son. Wait, Big Boy go to college? Yeah. Where'd he go? and his son. Wait, Big Boy go to college? Yeah. Where'd he go? Somewhere in Georgia.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Hell yeah. He just comes off as a guy who has been crushing the rap game for years. How old is Big Boy? Big Boy's got to be in his 40s. I'm looking it up right now. I got to know. I like the way you move makes me feel good. That hits like 2005, 2006.
Starting point is 00:13:28 No, earlier than that. Was it earlier than that? I think it was 2003, 2004. It was right after. It was when I was in college. I remember. Yes. I think you might have been early college because I remember stretching on the tennis
Starting point is 00:13:39 team and we had Big Boy. We had the Love Below. Speaker Box. Speaker Box, Love Below playing. Great album. And we were all like, We had the Love Below. Speaker Box and Love Below. Speaker Box and Love Below playing. Great album. And we were all like, damn, this slaps. Just a casual bunch of white dudes on the tennis team just listening to that. Next year, the Super Bowl is going to be in Miami.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Oh, okay. We don't even have to. We know it's going to be. The potential. Mr. Worldwide. Yes. If Mr. Worldwide is not doing it, I'm going to lose my mind. He's going to do it.
Starting point is 00:14:08 If they don't have Will Smith doing Miami, I'm going to lose it. They need it all. I want Mark Anthony out there just doing songs. Give me Rick Ross. Give me Rick Ross out there doing a number of songs. He's a Miami guy? Yeah. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Dade County. Rappers from Miami is what i'm currently googling uh let's go the first one that comes up is great trick daddy trick daddy remember that what was that a minute slip and slide shout out what was the music video where they were all playing basketball in like the gym take it to the house that like that still goes uh trina which i don't i don't think we're gonna get trina she's the baddest bitch pitbull dj collin flowrida it kind of drops off is rick ross not on there you do get derulo yeah again i don't trust google's like vetting of like the top results that come up like i feel like it's just connected to wikipedia
Starting point is 00:15:04 in some way dude Dude, Derulo's coming on. Dylan will be mad if Derulo comes on. A lot of hate for Derulo last week. People were pissed off about that. No one was pissed off about it. A lot of people messaged me on the side. No, my DMs are full of people that are just like, really, Dylan? That's weird because nobody DMed me. Somebody hit me up and was like, hey, if you want to go
Starting point is 00:15:20 do your own thing, I'll support you. Fuck Dylan. You would think they would just DM the source, but I didn't get any. Dave, who were you asking about being on here? Rick Ross. go do your own thing. I'll support you. Fuck Dylan. You would think they would just DM the source, but I didn't get any. So, you know, Dave, who are you asking about being on here? Rick Ross, Ricky Rosa.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Yeah, he is. He is. It didn't come up on a, it didn't come up on the Google, but one time, one time at our old place of work, Dan register, Jack hammer known to many as Jack hammer.
Starting point is 00:15:42 He said that Rick Ross is a, like a top five mc and i i remember being like dude no the more i think about it rick ross has got a ton of good songs rick ross is good he is do you know who's also on this list who probably shouldn't be i'm just gonna say he probably shouldn't be on this list when you google uh rappers from miami pitbull uh steve-o steve-o jack Steve-O? From Jackass. How did he find his way onto this list? He's doing stand-up now. Can you imagine if they just had, like,
Starting point is 00:16:09 the Jackass guys come out and do the halftime show? They're just kicking each other in the nuts. Has he ever had a song? I don't get it. Why is he on there? Nah. I think this is a mistake. It says he's, it says, Steve Gilchrist Gloverver better known
Starting point is 00:16:25 by his stage name Steve-O is an actor stunt performer producer stand-up comedian author musician
Starting point is 00:16:30 and clown. Did you also know It's quite the resume. Did you also know that he holds British, American and Canadian citizenship? Well we
Starting point is 00:16:39 this is a good segue. How does he have so many? He's got the tripod. Dude. It's not the tripod. You know I had dual until I was 18. A lot of people don't know that. Did you... You were United States and
Starting point is 00:16:51 Germany, correct? Correct. Did any part of you just think you might just go full German? I thought about it for like the Olympics and stuff. I was going to compete. What was your event? Powerlifting? Why are you laughing at what the hell is that
Starting point is 00:17:07 I'm just imagining a bunch of German powerlifters and you just being like no I got this well it's post-Soviet Germany not just a bunch of East Block no I was actually going to do the javelin throw like the dude from Game of Thrones I finished Game of Thrones this past weekend
Starting point is 00:17:23 man shut your bitch ass up it was chill don't say it was chill Like the dudes from Game of Thrones? I finished Game of Thrones this past weekend. Man, shut your bitch ass up. Wow, you really put them away. Shut up. It was chill. Stop with this. No. Don't say it was chill. Yeah, I'm kind of mad on it.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I don't know. It's not great. No, I was going to do the 40-yard dash javelin throw, and I was going to do the pole vault. There's not a 40-yard dash in the Olympics. Yeah, they were going to make a special exemption. Dude, I could see you do the pole vault. There's not a 40-yard dash in the Olympics. Yeah, they were going to make a special exemption. Dude, I could see you getting a pole vault off. I was always scared to try it.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Not that I ever really thought about it seriously, but I've always been curious, how do you learn that? I guess there's a lot of padding on you. Yeah, we had all the equipment at our high school, so you could do it if you wanted to or at least try. Never saw one person ever attempt it. you learn it by starting with a short pull and you eventually just you gradually you're still learning yeah man i know seriously how do you learn you i think you i think you first start with a a pull that doesn't flex it doesn't bend, and it's really short. So you learn, like, you train your muscles, your body to jump and follow the thing on down.
Starting point is 00:18:30 And then you just gradually get taller and taller. Did you ever do track and field? No. No. Because I hate to run. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I won the 300-yard dash, or what would you call it?
Starting point is 00:18:44 300 yards. I won the 300-yard in seventh grade, school-wide. Was it field day? No one saw that coming. No, literally no one saw that coming. People were like, after I finished, everyone was just like, what? Will? Like him?
Starting point is 00:18:55 Where'd you finish? Girls. Like, was it on a track, or was it on, like, a football field? It was a track. I mean, not to brag, but your boys got that blue ribbon i mean you are bragging yeah that was the height they gave out blue ribbons yeah you got ribbons dude track day in elementary school is tight it was the best i hear they're not doing it much anymore why because people lose and they get upset yeah is it because of liberal media you can't bring peanut
Starting point is 00:19:22 butter sandwiches to schools anymore either because all these kids are faded off that peanut butter no it's because they want people to bring almond butter big almond butters just inserting themselves in yes they want more of those healthy fats why wasn't that a problem when we were in school the the peanuts thing i don't know why why weren't any of our parents like gluten intolerant at that point either but some peanut allergies are severe people can like legit die from them if you don't have you know this the thing on you what's it called the thing epi pen antidote yeah i used to have an epi pen true story epi pen okay but i feel like it you know 20 years ago no one was it was allergic to it are you allergic to nuts no i love nuts i could see you being like really allergic to one thing i'm a big nut guy i don't think i'm allergic to it are you allergic to nuts no i love nuts i could see you being like really
Starting point is 00:20:05 allergic to one thing i'm a big nut guy i don't think i'm allergic to too much i mean you know i have allergies in the fall time but it's like have you ever gotten tested for the allergies where they like prick your back with all the needles oh yeah no it's it's fucking awful hopefully that technology's advanced my dad made me do it as a kid and it was it was brutal you know what my stepdad had done before lasik was invented he had like his eyeballs cut on like you know lasik does it with lasers obviously but before that they use like legit like a knife and they cut on your eyeball to reshape it they lift up a flap oh shave shit down and then close it back up and it feels like almost instantly if there are any if there are any kids out there listening like and you don't know what you want to do with your life
Starting point is 00:20:47 and you you have time to dedicate yourself to the medical profession be a dude that does lasik they do well dude it takes like 10 minutes per person and they just roll you in and out you can you can do like 100 clients in two days how much do you think the lasik machine costs a lot yeah that's probably like the whole thing should we should we buy one and just start doing it yeah let's just do lasik washed lasik i want to get it but my eyes aren't bad they're bad enough that i need glasses once in a while but they're not bad enough that i need lasik man i'm 2020 player it's tight i feel like you're not and like if you put on like a pair of prescription glasses like you'd be like oh shit it's just the color i have worn glasses to play baseball because when
Starting point is 00:21:29 i was a kid i was like i had a hard time picking up the rotation on the ball when i was batting and so and like just my left eyes was kind of bad yeah but i did have glasses and i wore them for a little bit to play baseball then i was like you know what i don't want to do this anymore so i just went without them and were these sports specs no they were just straight up like horse grant goggles no they were just straight up glasses it'd be so tight if dylan just wore sports specs while playing like high school baseball those are tight no they are yeah they are no you can pull them off you can stun in them and they're tight i have racquetball goggles that look very tight in my opinion man don't get me I have racquetball goggles that look very tight, in my opinion.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Man, don't get me started on racquetball. I feel like I should be playing it. You know where you can play racquetball? Do they have it at Lifetime? Of course they have it at Lifetime. Yeah, I've got four courts. They have a squash court and a racquetball court. When we would go, we'd make our own schedule, basically.
Starting point is 00:22:20 I'm really nervous. Part of the reason I'm nervous about starting racquetball is because I feel like there's going to be like these Ivy League dudes who just big time you'll be playing with us I'll play with you wait don't you hate racquetball
Starting point is 00:22:31 yeah I'll just watch y'all play I won't actually play Klein's a player too I'll play with you when's the last time you played it oh it's been like
Starting point is 00:22:38 five or six years it's right next to the basketball court so I'll just be slapping the bag board while y'all are in there it's absolutely exhausting yeah it's a great workout you know whatall are in there. It's absolutely exhausting.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Yeah, it's a great workout. You know what else is in there? It's a rock climbing wall. I'm trying to get Dave to do it with me. We got to go in there. Let's go do it. I'll do it this week. That's exhausting too. Get in there with us,
Starting point is 00:22:54 damn bitch. There's like a bunch of documentaries out about like free climbing. I really want to. There's one that I tried to get you guys to go see, but what's it called? You trying to die? Free cycle? Free Cycle?
Starting point is 00:23:05 Free Soul? I forget what it was called. But they were showing it in IMAX, and the only time they were showing it was on Tuesday afternoon at 2 p.m. So I missed it. It's not there anymore? No. I'm trying to get into the wingsuit.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I don't know if I got what it's called. Where you just kind of glide down a mountain. Like the squirrel suit? Yeah, you glide down a mountain at like 500 miles per hour. It looks tight. Okay, we talked about how you get into pole vaulting. How do you get into that squirrelsuit shit? Imagine the first person to be like,
Starting point is 00:23:32 I'm just going to glide down this mountain in the air. Yeah, you get so confident. You're like, okay, put wings on me. I'm going to fly. I'm going to fly this bitch. Yeah, you set world records and shit. Dude, that's crazy. That's the most extreme sport out there, right?
Starting point is 00:23:44 What's more extreme? That's got to, that's crazy. That's the most extreme sport out there, right? What's more extreme? That's got to be the most extreme. That's it. Think about it, man. I'm thinking. People die on the reg. It's like a 20% chance you're going to die when you try it. At least it would be instant.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah. Presumably, right? There would be nothing of you left, pretty much. It's just a pile of guts. Just goo. How do they land like do they land like usually they have a parachute with them too okay i was imagining them landing like mario and super mario brother super mario world where they just like i say usually like every time they have a parachute with them like most of the time they got a parachute on i think a lot of those
Starting point is 00:24:20 guys get into it through base jumping like you you go skyd, base jumping, and then you're like, you know what? I need a fucking squirrel suit. Imagine going base jumping and being like, no, that's not enough. That's not enough adrenaline for me. I need to step it up. Give me more. Give me a suit with wings on it. Hey, I'll go up there and climb that mountain with you, the fake mountain at the gym this week.
Starting point is 00:24:39 The wall. Because I've got to train. I'm supposed to scale K2 in a few months. Really? Do you all have any guest passes for February? Yes. So I don't have to pay a dime if I go? Yeah, but you can only go once a month.
Starting point is 00:24:51 As a guest? Yeah. They know what they're doing. Yeah. They make it very difficult for people to cheat the system. Yeah, you can't freeload too long. There's a spin studio in downtown Austin, and I think I took about six spin classes there
Starting point is 00:25:03 using different emails before I finally was like, all right, I'll start paying you guys. I'm also going to hit a yoga class this week if anyone wants to join. I'd feel bad about doing that to that spin studio,
Starting point is 00:25:12 but when you're charging like $26 per class, like, sorry, I just saw that they went under. They actually went under. No, they didn't. Well, if you're going to go
Starting point is 00:25:19 to Lifetime, just be ready. You're going to sign up because it is so tight. Just be prepared. Maybe. Dave did offer to bring me, oh me oh dude i should have gone like late last month and then early this month yeah that was kind of my thing dave invited me to do to do an executive workout with him but i couldn't i was too busy at the time wow you passed up an executive workout with dave how did we get here from the
Starting point is 00:25:41 super bowl that's how bad the super bowl was no No one really knows. It was so bad, though. A lot of people were saying that Adam Scott, that'd be weird. Adam Levine, his tattoos are fake. Nah. I said that last night. They're pretty aggressive, though. Yeah, what's he in? Good Charlotte or something?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Come on, guy. He should have done maybe a little cutting phase before getting on stage. He didn't look bad. He wasn't ripped. But it's hard to tell how ripped up you are and all those tats yeah tats over your abs and stuff this isn't me body shaming like i kind of sounds like it but like i'm not in a position to body shame but you won't even step foot in the gym for free he didn't look vascular last night i'll say that he just was a little thicker than i thought he would are low-rise jeans making a comeback? What is he doing with those?
Starting point is 00:26:27 Can you low-rise? Do you low-rise? What's your story? My jeans? Yeah. I don't really know what they're called. Standard? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:39 You only wear bootcut, right? I don't wear bootcut. You wear bootcut. He wears diamond cut. I'm a straight leg guy. You wear bootcut. Straight leg. You wear Lee Pipes. Dylan, you went to the Super Bowl last year. I wear bootcut. You wear bootcut. I wear a diamond cut. I'm a straight leg guy. You wear bootcut. Straight leg. You wear Lee Pipes. Dylan, you went to the Super Bowl last year. I did. Minnesota.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Was that last year? Yeah. Mini. Who performed the halftime show? JT. Consummate showman. It sucked. I've heard that live the halftime show blows. Live it sucked. You could tell the sound this year sucked. Yeah. First of all, the stadium in Minnesota is the biggest building I've ever been in in my life.
Starting point is 00:27:08 And I've been in Jerry Dome in Dallas. It is so big that if we had decent seats that weren't fantastic, probably middle. Yeah. Middle up. And he looked like he was just a tiny little ant down there. Yeah. Like, I don't know what the fuck's going on. And the sound was not great.
Starting point is 00:27:22 And he was interacting with the crowd on the other side of the stadium. I had no idea what was going on. And I got on Twitter, and people were like, oh, that was such a tight show. I'm like, was it? All right. That sucked from my perspective. I should have asked you. I should have had you guys think about this before the podcast.
Starting point is 00:27:36 But the Super Bowl for you two is in Arlington, Texas. Okay? Cowboys are playing in it. You get to choose the halftime show. Who are you picking 21 savage you know i'm not much of a live music guy to begin with you know that about okay but i don't know yay what i mean i don't i would maybe stick to something texas but uh it'd be fun yeah they would i can't remember who it was in 2011 when Cowboy Stadium did host it.
Starting point is 00:28:10 We could probably look that up. George Strait? Get a little Texas flavor in there? They used to do country in the 90s. It'd be fun if it was George Strait. I feel like if you're in Texas, you've got to do some Texas acts. He's the king of country music, man. Well, there's a number of...
Starting point is 00:28:22 Someone this weekend said they're opening some new venue. And I don't know where it is or whatever, but I was like, oh, what concert are you going to for the opening night? And they're like, George Strait. And I was like, oh, cool. And then she looked at me
Starting point is 00:28:34 and she was like, I mean, do you know about George Strait? And I looked at her and I was like, who doesn't know about George Strait? I was like, what? He's the king of country. You don't have to be a country music person
Starting point is 00:28:44 to know who George Strait is. I was like, don't look at me like... Like, he's the king of country. Yeah. You don't have to be a country music person to know who George Strait is. I was like, don't look at me like that. Like, what the hell? Oh, God. Guys, I got bad news. You want to know who performed at the 2011 Super Bowl in Arlington, Texas? Who? It was the Black Eyed Peas.
Starting point is 00:28:56 No. Oh, no. Oh, that's bad. They were hot. Were they big in 2011? Yeah, they had a run. Yeah, they had a run. I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I feel like it was earlier than that. Before, I went to a wedding on New Year's Eve and we pre-gamed with just a Black Eyed Peas playlist. It was just kind of a joke, but then all of a sudden by the end of it, we were all kind of just bopping along like, damn, they do have a lot of hits. If it was in Detroit, if they did it in Detroit
Starting point is 00:29:18 again, I think I would have to go with the hometown act and I think the biggest crowd pleaser would be Eminem. He's not getting a Super Bowl. He could. Dude, he's got hits though he's got hits but he's too wild ass they gotta think about it they wouldn't even have he would do his he would do his weird ass like middle finger that he does he needs it he flicks people off weird he doesn't put his fingers down all the way so he's got like half fingers when he does it. No, what they do is,
Starting point is 00:29:48 which is what they did this year, they get a big safe act, like Maroon 5, and then they bring in like one or two hometown guests. Yeah. So what would happen in Dallas is you'd get, I don't know, you'd get like Imagine Dragons, and they would bring out like Leon Bridges or something.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I don't fuck, I don't know. Leon Bridges, I mean, I'm even fine with him bringing like austin or houston acts up whatever gary clark jr maybe gary clark would be see that would that would make sense that would be tied up there be tight that was the loudest concert i've ever heard imagine dragons yeah when i went to imagine dragons gary clark is so gary clark jr was the loudest concert i've ever heard uh i was told beforehand that it was very loud and i was like yeah okay i'm sure it's super loud and then the second he went on stage it was like oh fuck this guy shreds and all it did was get louder and louder the entire time it was like overwhelming in a good way yeah like you felt like you were just
Starting point is 00:30:40 like getting rocked the entire time melted your face you had to get a new face it did a little face melting i had to get some botox the next day really yeah see my forehead doesn't move yeah i noticed that yep what did you think i'm trying to think of a non-generic way to to put this forward we're generic what were your thoughts about the commercials underwhelming i did not like hopefully this doesn't spoil anything i don't really like my game of thrones going full corporate with bud light but like game of thrones i don't need that was really bad i don't need that at all i like to keep them separate i don't get i guess because you gotta keep them separated right dave you know that you know that uh that was weird i didn't like it you know you're in your last season you're
Starting point is 00:31:28 you know you're doing your victory lap you don't need to do a collab with bud if there's one thing game of thrones does not need it's another like machine behind them pushing them like they're good they're good on pretty much everything and like the cgi wasn't even as good as a game of thrones version like the dragon was not tight We're gonna watch the season anyway. What if they had the Iceman throw a javelin into a giant Bud Light and then someone shotgunned it? That would have been better than what we saw. And they took, like, legit scenes from the show and just added Bud Light to it. Like, those scenes actually happened.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Or kind of. Because, like, the mountains, you know, the head thing. Yeah, dude, I don't... It was like the mountains, the head thing. Yeah, dude, I don't... It was weird. They sold out, man. I'm out. That one commercial, I didn't even know what the hell was being advertised, actually. It was NFL, maybe, but it was just...
Starting point is 00:32:17 The wedding? Was it a wedding? All the players, the Hall of Famers... That was very well done. Current superstars. Yeah, Baker, your boy Baker. Oh, my God. That was incredible. That was really, really good. What do you Yeah, Baker. Your boy, Baker. That was incredible.
Starting point is 00:32:26 That was really, really good. What do you think when you see your boy, Baker, up there? He's not my boy. I don't know, man. I got to get used to him being around. It was him and Tom. TB12. Yeah, Tom handed him his rings.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Look, Baker's a hell of a football player. That's the nicest thing I can say. Damn. Fuck him. Ah, man. hell of a football player that's the nicest thing i can say damn fuck him ah man he's freeze out of nowhere uh why didn't you tell him at the wedding you were out with yeah dude too scared man too scared you just walk up hey man he is fuck you irl he is somewhat stronger than me yeah he plays football for a living the thing that thing about him that sucks and i don't want to admit this is that he does have moves let me tell you this like jagger i mean this no not like jack just in case will you're ever trying to squabble with somebody okay you see a white guy
Starting point is 00:33:14 like baker who can dance like that don't fuck with him yeah guys who can dance can also guys who can dance that like really well got really good rhythm like that you don't want to throw hands with them yeah that's that was my thought process i was gonna jump him and then i was like oh no he can probably take nah he would have fucking hit the whip on your ass yeah something tells me that he has a higher pain threshold than your boy yeah again i will point to the fact that he plays football for a living dylan i know that you go into the super bowl for you was a cool experience and everything do you have any need to go back to one? No. In fact, I didn't even...
Starting point is 00:33:48 It wasn't even that fun. When you win... It's a football game, and I didn't have a horse in the race. I was like, I don't really care who wins. When we found out you were going, there was a split second where I was like, man, that'd be tight. I wish I was going. And then the next split second, I was like, wait, this is weird.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Wait, why is Dylan going? And then the next two hours i was like man i don't know if i would even want to go to a super see even if my team was in it pretty much every opportunity that we've been afforded uh that i have not been included in i immediately just get unjustifiably pissed just because i want just like anything i want the invite to everything but not the super bowl the super bowl is something that I don't know how much I want to go to. Depending on the access you were going to get. Like if it was you're going to go to parties.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Yeah. You got a photo with Diddy. So that probably made it worth it. The coolest thing about going to the Super Bowl is everything around the Super Bowl. Yeah. Bud Light plus, you know, Bud Light took really good care of us. They put us up in a hotel and they had parties and events lined up for us. Oh, that was through Bud Light?
Starting point is 00:34:43 Yeah. So the tailgate. After I just shit on Bud Light. Yeah, the tailgate before the game was actually really, really cool. They had this huge party set up and a bunch of players were there giving interviews and stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:54 So we were around all these guys. And, not to finish your story, but they were serving the traditional tailgate food of a sausage and a tortilla, Will. Your favorite. A little sausage wrap action? I gotta wrap off, yeah. Will absolutely is
Starting point is 00:35:09 so perplexed by that. So the first time I moved down, like the first round of golf I ever played down here with these guys. Thanks for bringing up food. Now we're gonna get in a fight. No, I... No, no, no. No, no, no. This isn't... I'm not gonna skewer this or anything. But like we went to the golf course and I was like, man, I'm really hungry. I need something for breakfast. And I go up and I see something that says sausage wrap.
Starting point is 00:35:29 And so in my head, I'm thinking like a breakfast burrito situation. Like a wrap that's got like the cut up sausage in it. And the woman comes back from the kitchen and she hands me like a paper towel with a tortilla and a sausage on it. It's like a Texas hot dog, basically. I know, but I was like, what? I thought you were the Texas hot dog. And then I said something to Dave about it, and I think I said something to the effect of like, dude, yeah,
Starting point is 00:35:53 don't get the sausage wrap. This is weird. I tried to explain it. It's weird. He's like, yeah, I've had one before. Well, thanks. I was like, what? Okay, I will say that it is weird that the golf course,
Starting point is 00:36:04 that was like one of their things, but that's like a is weird that the golf course, that was like part one of their things, but that's like a go-to at a tailgate, like a college tailgate. Because it's so easy. Yeah, yeah. Because it's easy, yeah. Well, and so like it has two things that I like in it. I enjoy sausage. I enjoy wraps, like tortillas.
Starting point is 00:36:15 So eating it was great, I guess, but it was just the weirdness of like, why am I eating this? Like the squirt mustard on it. What's going on here? I doused it in mustard. I didn't know what to do. That's the move. Because it looks like a squirt mustard on it. What's going on? I doused it in mustard. I didn't know what to do. That's the move. Because it looks like a fucking hot dog.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Yeah. It's just weird. But also, I didn't know that breakfast tacos were a thing before I moved down here. Which is weird. Because people don't serve breakfast tacos at other places. They serve, more often, breakfast burritos. And so, I was like, I was just very confused. So, we were in California recently.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Dave got this breakfast burrito. It had fries in it. They messed up his order. Did y'all hear that? Yeah. That's crazy, man. Why'd they put fries in it? I got a lot of blowback for that joke.
Starting point is 00:36:55 People were like, that's another thing. People thought I was serious. Yeah. People get, yeah. I got to just change my entire, I need a personality transplant. No, we just need more energy, I guess. It just comes off as... I'm energized right now.
Starting point is 00:37:08 One reason why you're funny to me, Dave, is because you do have a very dry delivery. And you don't laugh at anything. You'll make a joke that kills, and you'll just sit there like you're in math class. Well, you know why? What? It's because I laugh like Kawhi.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I have Kawhi Leonard laugh. That's not how he laughs. Dave, as someone who's good at impersonations, you need to workshop your Kawhi laugh. I haven't listened to it in a while. I love his laugh. I love Kawhi. It's really bad. You know why I like Kawhi? It's so bad that it's enjoyable. Because he shit all over San Antonio.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Wait, what do you have against San Antonio? Spurs fans. I just don't like them. Oh, that's fair. Why? I just don't like them. Oh, that's fair. Why? Just don't like them. I'm a Spurs fan. I don't like the Spurs because the Pistons would have won more championships had it not been for the Spurs. So I have that kind of rivalry feeling against them. Pistons.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Did you really? That's cool. Yeah. I didn't know that. Spurs, take it home. All right, dude. That just kind of made me not like the Spurs. And then I moved down here and all of a sudden I had this realization that, like,
Starting point is 00:38:05 I imagined Cowboys fans being the worst. Which, to be fair, they're very cocky, as you both know, because you are them. Spurs fans, though, are just ignorantly, like, dedicated. You hate everything I'm about. Well, just wait. No, no, I don't dislike Cowboys fans. I just considered them. I thought that it was going to be the most insufferable fan base when I moved down here.
Starting point is 00:38:26 But Spurs fans are far and away the worst. If you were really, really into hockey and you live in Dallas and you tried to ride for the Red Wings, you would hate Stars fans. I believe that. Stars fans, it's the best fan base in Dallas as far as most loyal. What about the Burn? No, RIP Burn. FC Dallas, though.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Don't sleep on them. Also, the sidekicks. What are the sidekicks? It's the indoor team. I fuck with indoor. Can we talk about our friends over at Cricket real quick? Please. They just lost his rain jacket.
Starting point is 00:39:00 Two rain jackets, actually. Same design, different colors. Dylan probably can't tell the difference between them because he's colorblind but like i can confirm that both colors go yeah yellow and green is what it says here in my notes however i can't confirm that visually do you see in black and white yes if you don't know about cricket they're a locally owned company here in austin texas they've got a clubhouse you can go to that's sick but i mean they also you can buy all their stuff online which is what you really want to be doing uh just this past weekend yesterday i played golf i wore a cricket shirt you know what speaking of golf and cricket we were in the the pro dave and i played on
Starting point is 00:39:33 saturday the pro shop there had cricket stuff that i hadn't seen yet damn oh my god i almost pulled out the plastic right there i didn't though not only are the player shirts they're best sellers but they're just incredible golf shirts or just shirts that you're trying to get a fit off trying to throw back to the old school look you know why i didn't buy the shirt right there i didn't though not only are the player shirts they're best sellers but they're just incredible golf shirts or just shirts that you're trying to get a fit off trying to throw back to the old school look do you know why i didn't buy the shirt right there in the pro shop why because with the promo code circling back one word you can get 20 off site wide that's a phenomenal deal it's crazy are they even making money on that at this point i don't know they got they got overhead costs like they shouldn't be given 20% off. I'm looking at this photo on their Instagram. It's at Cricket Shirts. It's C-R-I-Q-U-E-T Shirts.
Starting point is 00:40:08 It's Luke Wilson. I'm normally not a striped shirt guy, but I really like this shirt that Luke Wilson's wearing. Oh, yeah. He looks hot. Luke Wilson's actually part owner, right? I believe so. He's involved.
Starting point is 00:40:20 You never know. He might show up there, and he might just be hanging out, just having a cocktail. I don't know. I've actually seen him delivering lines like this I've seen him around Austin wearing cricket polos yeah
Starting point is 00:40:30 that's not just that's not Spahn I've seen it in the flesh yeah it's amazing stuff go to cricketshirts.com it's C-R-I-Q-U-E-T shirts.com
Starting point is 00:40:40 again that's C-R-I-Q-U-E-T shirts.com you're circling back for 20% off. If you want that link, I put it in the description of this episode. Go check it out. We had a really good segue opportunity earlier when we talked about Steve-O being a citizen of three different countries.
Starting point is 00:40:59 And we talked about Atlanta rappers. Yeah. We had all the segues there, but we had to put this off because it deserved its own spot. 21 Savage arrested this weekend. Are you guys 21 fans? He's got a couple bops.
Starting point is 00:41:16 I don't know him very well, but I will say that the times that I've tested the waters with 21 Savage, I very much enjoyed it. He's got some good stuff. I can't spin one of his albums from start to finish, but he does have some really good songs.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Can't spin one of his albums. That's funny. So this is per NPR. That's what you do. This is from NPR, but there's been memes. You don't spin any albums, first of all. No, Dave always spins albums, dude. They call him the album spinner.
Starting point is 00:41:41 See, I'm going to spin you out of this fucking studio. He's a spinner, man. Oh, fuck. Just spin you on out. The memes have been popping up. Had it not been for the Super Bowl last night, I think we would have seen a lot more, but we had volume shooting Twitter in full effect last night,
Starting point is 00:41:54 so we didn't see a lot. Per NPR, it says the Grammy-nominated rapper 21 Savage, who has long been associated with Atlanta, has been arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The agency says he is actually a U.K. citizen who overstayed his visa and now faces deportation the news has come as a surprise to fans who assume the rapper is from atlanta as he often talked about his tough childhood in the city's east side as the atlanta journal constitution put it 21 savage whose real name is shah ya bin abraham joseph has long been considered a local act.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Okay, he's getting deported? He's been deported? What's going on? Is he in custody? He overstayed his visa. He'll be granted a hearing. He was taken into custody Sunday morning during a targeted operation in Metro Atlanta, and ICE spokesman Brian Cox said that's what he said.
Starting point is 00:42:40 in Metro Atlanta and ICE spokesman Brian Cox said that's what he said. This is crazy because Atlanta is it's, you know, top three biggest towns
Starting point is 00:42:53 for music, right? Yes. Probably number one. No. What do you say? For music as a whole I'd say Nashville. Oh, well, I'm thinking
Starting point is 00:43:02 like hip hop. So you got like New York, you got Atlanta, now you got Houston, miami they're all up there yeah um normally when it when when somebody in hip-hop starts claiming like a neighborhood or something that they're not really from they get called out yeah like and it does it doesn't take long this happens like with local dallas rappers like if somebody claims oak cliff and it's like, ah, you're not from Oak Cliff. You're from like Cedar Hill or Duncanville. Like everybody knows about it.
Starting point is 00:43:28 How did this not come out sooner? Dude, it even says in this column that he was arrested on felony drug charges in 2014. And they still didn't, like they didn't know about it then. This is the most bizarre story I've heard. Can't we just grandfather 21 in? Like, come on, dude. Just let him stay. So he was on a visa.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Yes, but I imagine that the visa was from when he was a child and it expired like 20 years ago. He should have used a Magnesis. If you're a Magnesis cardholder, you're a global citizen. You can go anywhere. He would have gotten better access. Is this going to help or hurt his career help i think a hundred twitter is twitter is all over this right now so did no one no one knew about his his dual citizenship or no he's not even dual citizen no he's not he's not he's
Starting point is 00:44:16 just not in america he's just flat out not from here dude who knew this before this story? I don't know. He doesn't have a British accent. No. Is he just faking it? He does have one of the more odd deliveries. His voice is strange. He did an entire ASMR verse where he just whispered into the mic. That's how it goes, too.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Didn't he kill somebody? I don't think so. I think he did. I feel like NPR... I think he did in self-defense actually really yeah i'm gonna google did 21 savage kill someone i don't know who you're thinking of all the memes popping up are like just like oh we should have saw this coming and he did some interview where he tried to speak like very proper and he was talking about like
Starting point is 00:45:00 eating crumpets and stuff but like like... Yeah. I respect it. I wonder what soccer team he supports. I'm a big fan. Whoever did the original one of like, they're like, oh, this is what he meant when he said, oh, shooters wear red. And it's just the red coats.
Starting point is 00:45:17 That is... Okay, it's so good. It's funny. He was shot six times on his 21st birthday. How long ago was this? This was in 2013. Okay, so did he... He came here on a visa,
Starting point is 00:45:34 established himself in a neighborhood in Atlanta, and just came up and started claiming Atlanta, didn't tell anybody about the... And just got straight into the game. Okay, that's not that... I mean, I don't know. I don't really fucking care. Okay, maybe he didn't kill anybody but he was shot it says demi lovato deletes twitter after sharing a 21 savage meme i was about to bring that what she got she got yeah she was like
Starting point is 00:45:55 laughing at all the the memes going off and then people were like you can't laugh at this because you're stupid or something and Wait, she deleted her account. Wait, what? Yeah, she straight deleted. Well, she overdosed like a year ago? Seems like a very different thing. And then people apparently were coming at her for overdosing, which I don't think you should do that.
Starting point is 00:46:17 That's mean. I don't think Demi Lovato doesn't put out the type that was trying to start beef with 21 Savage. I just found... Did she do a really bad meme? No, but a the top tweet when i searched demi lovato this is from i don't know who this person is somebody said demi lovato laughing about 21 deportation memes as if that heroine wasn't about to deport her to heaven. Oh, fuck. That tweet is doing numbers. I'm going to call that one a low blow.
Starting point is 00:46:48 You can't do that. It's doing a big number. Wale came at her. But what this person on Twitter is doing, she's saying somebody said that. So it's not her, but her tweet's doing numbers. So kind of genius to have that out. Wale said a lot of people are sending you love, light, prayers, etc.
Starting point is 00:47:04 when people are making jokes about you at a rough time. So he's coming at Demi. Okay. I didn't see Demi Lovato getting in the middle of this. Yeah. Yeah, dude, this whole story has really got me. It makes me want to go back, get on the internet when I get home because last night I was kind of off the grid
Starting point is 00:47:22 minus a few pretty decent tweets in my opinion. the internet when I get home because last night I was kind of off the grid minus a few pretty decent tweets in my opinion. I don't know. Does that cover the 21 Savage deal? I really, I still don't know what the hell's going on, but maybe we'll find out. The good thing is, I mean, if he gets deported, like it's only going to, it's not going to hurt him, his career.
Starting point is 00:47:41 I have a feeling he's going to find his way back to the U.S. at some point. You think it'll be like Portnoy sneaking into the Super Bowl? Dude, how funny was that? Did you see that, Will? Yeah, it was good. He was like toes dragging up the aisle. He went limp! It was fucking great.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Who is the dude who got dragged off the Delta plane? Yeah. The only thing Portnoy missed was to just start saying, just kill me to himself over and over. He had a fake mustache. Going limp is 100% the move for him. We did a whole podcast on going limp. He kind of crushed it.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I think he got exactly what he wanted out of that whole situation. Exactly. Did PFT ever get out of there? No, so you missed this. Did you not see what they did? No. PFT was never even at the Super Bowl last night.
Starting point is 00:48:23 The bits that he was doing were from a bathroom at their headquarters, and then he went and recorded a podcast right after. It was all premeditated hype. Really? It's a false flag. Yep. It was well done.
Starting point is 00:48:35 It was really well done. Wow. Say what you want about Barstool. They know how to fucking hype shit. It was pretty amazing. It was more entertaining than the game last night, seeing all the Barstool stuff. How does he even sneak past?
Starting point is 00:48:45 Obviously, all of his credentials were pulled. He was banned from all Super Bowl-related activities. How did he even get to media access to players and stuff? During media day? Yeah. He had a fake badge. I'm sure, like, I don't know the extent of the thing, because I didn't follow along totally. Maybe he had the
Starting point is 00:49:05 Trill Ballins premium content pass dude I've been meaning to make some wristbands for our Patreon members and just upload it so people can
Starting point is 00:49:12 print it out yeah there were I forgot which betting website it was but they had odds up about which Barstool employee
Starting point is 00:49:20 would be arrested next this had to have been in association with Barstool right maybe i feel like that was a hashtag spawn yeah probably uh can i can i double back on 21 savage for just one thing yeah the the best memes to ever come from 21 savage aren't from this it's when he was doing the interview in the cities behind him and he has like the evil smirk on his face. That's a good one. That meme was the best when it just looks like
Starting point is 00:49:50 he's taking over the world. Because I'm going through on popbuzz.com which is a website I hope to never visit ever again. What the fuck is that? They just have a collection of memes of all his shit right now.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Oh God. I don't miss those days. I'm trying to copy and embed Instagram and tweets to show some kind of mean thing. I don't know. What a beating. Remember those days just to try to get clicks? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:17 I mean, it was fun. I'm embedding. Oh, God. Embedding. No, for people out there who aren't familiar with the content editing game that we had to do, hands down, the worst thing we had to do was try to embed a large amount of tweets or Instagrams. That sucked.
Starting point is 00:50:33 These are hashtag blogger problems for sure. For some reason, the embed code for Instagrams is like a thousand words long. It's like three paragraphs stacked on each other. It's so bad. No. Every now and then, you'd try to embed a video from a local news channel. And it never worked. Maybe it would work on mobile, but not in the app and not on the site.
Starting point is 00:50:56 It just was trash. Yeah, you'd go to some local affiliate of CBS and try to embed a story from them. And it would fill up 25% of the screen. And then you'd have to fuck with the numbers and ratios and do math and shit. I didn't sign up to be a blogger to do math. I haven't been on WordPress in a minute. It's been a minute.
Starting point is 00:51:15 You know why? Because we blog on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Shuckling Back Podcast. Should we get to last weekend and fun?'m down to yeah to all those people out there on patreon i'm sorry we the listener voicemail is so good that we forget to do this weekend and fun like what's our problem we're gonna start doing on wednesdays though yes and that's a that's a legit promise we're not gonna forget yeah you will see why um yeah so last weekend and fun um friday had a little date action. I think that was Friday.
Starting point is 00:51:46 It was so long ago. How'd that go? Where'd you go? What's her name? Not saying her name, but it was fun. I went to her place, which cooked. Really? It was tight, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Where'd you wake up? Wait, what'd you cook? I woke up alone in my bed. She cooked steak and risotto. Risotto? And salad. That's a hard thing to cook for somebody just on the fly. Yeah, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:52:07 So that was fun. Saturday, Dave and I swung sticks. It was my first round since legit last summer. I was jealous. First round since I hurt my leg. Weather was okay. Held up for us. I played pretty well, considering.
Starting point is 00:52:22 What'd you shoot? I think I shot an 86. 87. 87? I had an 88. I did you shoot? I think I shot an 86. 87. I had an 88. I missed. I had four putts within two feet that I missed. No. And two of them were... Dylan, did he give those to you?
Starting point is 00:52:34 No, it was Wolf. We were playing Wolf. Two of them were money. I cleaned up on Wolf, too. Good. I blew it. No offense, Dave, but I need Dylan to clean up on Wolf. I'm tired of giving my money to you. Well, you weren't even playing, so shut your ass. I'm tired of Venmoing you after rounds. Don't Venmo me. So now that USGA
Starting point is 00:52:52 allows for you to leave the flagstick in, we didn't take it out the entire time. We didn't take it out the entire time. Not once. I didn't like it. I snaked in a 20-foot putt yesterday, and it would have hit the hole and kept rolling had this flag not been in. I love this rule it's great i love it i'm going going forward i'm going to take it out on on short putts not just that you're
Starting point is 00:53:10 going to bryson dechambeau it but like when you're eight feet right when you're looking at a 20 footer like that yeah when you're looking at a 20 footer and you're looking down at the ball you can see the the whole situation better because there's a huge pin coming out of it you know i'm saying like it's better for my peripheral i find it distracting on short putts and i yes i am chalking up my performance on saturday to that so i'm gonna take it out going forward i'm just now learning i got you by a stroke yeah where'd you guys play gray rock uh you you dude you didn't hit you hit the ball okay but you putted better than i think i've ever seen you put it well i hit my well. I hit my driver well. Yeah, you were hitting the... You're still playing the old school.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Still playing the Rogue, yeah. I had some... I turned it on with the Flash on the bag nine. I had some good ones with the Flash. The only good thing about my game yesterday when I played was my driver. Callaway Epic. I have a theory that my Epic Flash is somewhere in my apartment complex, but the system that they register the packages through and notify you that your package is there, I have a theory that my Epic Flash is somewhere in my apartment complex,
Starting point is 00:54:07 but the system that they register the packages through and notify you that your package is there, it's been down for about four days now. And so you have no way of knowing if a package has arrived. Well, mine has not arrived. I heard you... Hashtag text me. He said, dude... He's like, we told Dylan we were going to get him an Epic Flash driver.
Starting point is 00:54:23 We even brought him all the way out to San Diego. Dave had his out there. Chad doesn't talk like Bam Margera. Yeah, he does. He was doing a Bam Margera bit. Dave had his out there. He's like, hey, man, you want to hit mine? I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:54:31 I'm just going to wait for mine. You can't. It's fitted to Dave, though. Yeah, that's Dave's piece. You can hit my piece. I didn't want to. What did you guys do for the rest of the weekend? Super Bowl Sunday, man.
Starting point is 00:54:44 I smoked wings. I tried to have smoked wings. Did you like them? Yeah, they were good. Really good. I just got an email from my apartment complex. It turns out the system
Starting point is 00:54:53 is back up. And you have a package. That was hella convenient. Do you have a package? I'm not sure. We'll find out. Okay. Do you guys want to know
Starting point is 00:55:02 what I did this weekend in fun? Oh, hey. Let me touch on one other thing. I drank more on the golf course than I have in a long time. On a golf course. Not only that, I swear, this guy, you know how Sally goes a beer a hole? Yeah. Dave goes a tinky a hole.
Starting point is 00:55:18 I peed quite a bit. I swear he peed every single hole. That doesn't surprise me. I was like, dude, you've got to get control of that. I peed quite a bit. Also, so I had probably, I don don't know four or five beers wow which isn't that many you're wild over the span of four or five hours i'm all the way home i swung by popeyes hell yeah i picked up popeyes i ate popeyes and randy and i took a nap and then i got up and my wife who had just gotten home from uh she was at a friend's place. My wife.
Starting point is 00:55:45 She wanted to order pizza. So she ordered pizza. So my last two meals on Saturday were Popeye's and then Yagi's pizza. After pounding four beers on the course. I felt like complete scum. Yagi's is nearest. I like it. I like Yagi's.
Starting point is 00:56:03 New York style. Pretty good. So needless to say, I just spent some pretty good time in the steam room the next day. Really steam out all that. Yeah. Grease. This weekend I broke Whole30.
Starting point is 00:56:16 I did Whole30. I think I did 27 days. And we knew we had this little weekend coming up for our 30th birthday extravaganza. And I broke and I went hard i i went harder on the food than i did on anything else than the drinking how was boot ranch how's the food out there boot ranch is so tight yeah uh i was shocked by how tight it was like and it was so tight it's in the hill country yeah that like i i kind of nervous around the clubhouse and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:56:46 They don't really let our kind in there. No, no. The podcasting type. I felt out of place. It's like this big compound. It's not just like a ranch. It's a giant compound. And people have houses there and everything.
Starting point is 00:56:58 You walk out of the locker room into the bar, like the country club bar. And you just see a locker for George H.W. Bush sitting there. I was like, oh, that's a flex. He was a former president. Oh, that's right. Something tells me they're not going to move that locker. Does W have one there, too? I couldn't find it, but I also felt like kind of a noob
Starting point is 00:57:18 trying to walk around and peep the lockers. I did see some other cool lockers, though. Hal Sutton started the entire thing. He was the whatever. He had a very large locker. Next to him was Joe Morgan, who I assume is the same Joe Morgan on the baseball? Yeah, gotta be, right? He plays the baseball, yes. He plays the baseball.
Starting point is 00:57:36 He's the guy on the baseball, no? He played the baseball. But does he still commentate? Hard to say. I don't know. I don't think he does. I liked him. He was baseball tonight
Starting point is 00:57:45 I enjoyed him but yeah he had one and then there were a few others too I thought it was pretty sweet interesting fact when Hal Sutton was running the club
Starting point is 00:57:52 dress code said your polos your sleeves had to go halfway down your forearm yeah that explains why the only shirts
Starting point is 00:58:00 that they had in the clubhouse were just Peter Millar which notably have the longest sleeves of all time uh we also did some wine taste we did a wine and cheese tasting at a vineyard there which was sneaky good for being fredericksburg like i kind of was anticipating some of the wines being very crappy just because fredericks like you don't expect texas ones to
Starting point is 00:58:24 becker isn't one of the better known ones out there did you go there no we only went to one Mine's being very crappy just because Fred just, like, you don't expect Texas wines to. Becker? Isn't one of the better known ones out there? Did you go there? No. We only went to one. Wait, was it on site? Like, at the actual. It's always on site.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Right. Correct. It's always on site. Correct. Yes, it was. It was at Boot Ranch. No, no, no, no, no. We went to the vineyard.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Did you guys take a party bus? No. You didn't do limo? No. So Sally did this thing where she didn't tell me the full details of everything we were doing
Starting point is 00:58:47 that weekend. She didn't tell me everyone that was going. She released that information late. She told me about 12 hours before we left for the thing
Starting point is 00:58:57 that kids were invited, which kind of changes the trajectory of how you think a weekend's going to go. Yeah, because you brought a bunch of coke. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:04 I had secured a lot of cocaine for the trip, and I had to leave it all back. So we just did it this morning before the pod. There were just certain things she left out that were intentionally left out. You weren't underdressed, were you? No. So that was another thing, is that she told me that the dinner we had to go to, not had to go to, the dinner we were able to go to on Saturday night was at the clubhouse,
Starting point is 00:59:28 and you have to wear a coat to the clubhouse. So you wore your cricket rain jacket. But we had a private, they had rented out a private room because our group was really big, and so they just separated us, and you don't have to wear a coat if you're doing that. So that puts me in the position of, well, am I supposed to wear a coat or am i supposed to not wear a coat anyway the father who was there who i assume was like you know funding a lot of this for us very kindly he did not wear a coat and so i'm sitting there and i'm like i don't know what to do right now this is tough sally told me a lot of the other guys weren't wearing coats so i packed
Starting point is 01:00:02 a coat just in case and then another guy and i had a conversation before and we were like we're not wearing coats i'm gonna go sweater over my button down and match some of the other guys like brother-in-laws of the people and everything i walked downstairs after getting totally ready dudes are all just sitting around in coats oh man stupid asshole and then i didn't want to be the guy who looked like a fucking loser and had to go went upstairs and took off my sweater and put on a coat so i just i just rocked it i owned it i owned it in the bar then just immediately turn around i sat next to the dad at dinner he didn't have a coat on sat next another guy he didn't have a coat on so we were we were a strong little brethren there well the dad's probably earned it yes you know by paying dues at a very expensive yes club
Starting point is 01:00:41 but man it's awkward though like it's you. It's really awkward. I also walked downstairs for the wine tasting to go head out there and everyone was wearing tucked in polos and shit and I had on a t-shirt. I was like, I didn't know we were supposed
Starting point is 01:00:55 to look nice for this wine tasting and stuff. With group trips like that, the thing that stresses me out most is looking out of place when everyone else is dressed in a certain way. Well, and it's tough
Starting point is 01:01:04 because that's not your original crew. And it's also not my normal series of events. Right. I don't hang out in those scenarios a lot. But it was still fun. For Super Bowl, we decided to go super hard on the food front because we just got done with Whole30. So we were like, let's let it rip a little bit. Your boy got a pizza and then I ate a brownie with some sort of some espresso sorbet for dessert oh my god what was in that brownie anything else uh i know you're asking but the only thing that
Starting point is 01:01:35 was in it was pralines it went hard praline brownie yeah interesting yeah i went to central market and just scooped one. It looked so good. That sounds pretty tight. Good weekend. Good. Wow. Yeah. Way to cap it off with that praline brownie story.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Yeah. Dude, the squad had to get a praline brownie off. You know what it is. Okay. Come on. I don't know, man. What do we have lined up for Tuesday? We got the Will the Free Starter,
Starting point is 01:02:05 or I'm sorry, Wednesday. Will the Free Starter Kit. Oh, yeah, this will be great. We're going to steam? Oh, Dave, yeah, Dave. Table your steam. Table your steam. It's not, okay.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Okay. I think I know what you're talking about and I can piggyback off of it with a very similar thing. Table your steam. I would be, okay. Sure, I I can piggyback off of it with a very similar thing. Table your stink. I would be... Okay. Sure.
Starting point is 01:02:27 I'm table. Look, consider it on this fucking table. Also, if you haven't listened to the Friday Patreon, Dylan reveals something that he didn't want to reveal. Get the results. Wednesday's going to be a stacked episode. Yeah, Dylan's got to get out of here and do his... I get my results. He gets his results for what he announced on Friday's podcast.
Starting point is 01:02:44 So we'll find out whether or not he has. Only the real ones get that information. We're going to find out if you have an inverted penis. Come on, man. Did your balls finally drop? Got team. Dylan has a kid. Got team.
Starting point is 01:02:57 His balls are working fine. I always forget to give out a kid. Your kid also met my dog last night. Yeah. They got a little pic together. They were watching the game last night together. They got a pic off. He was cute.
Starting point is 01:03:07 I swear Randy's put on 20 pounds as I've seen him last. Yeah, he's been taking a bunch of different supplements. He's doing glutamine. He's doing creatine. Yeah, he's just trying to get stronger. Is he going to the gym with you and Klein? Because I clearly am not there to verify. No, he's actually got a private trainer.
Starting point is 01:03:20 He's doing a lot of functional stuff, but the guy's got him doing power cleans and squats. Normally when people say they've got a dog, they are trying to learn obedience and stuff. But Randy's just out here getting gains. Yeah. Damn. He's got this new diet. It's expensive, the food, but it's pretty much all protein and fat. So he's kind of doing keto.
Starting point is 01:03:37 He's trying to get into ketosis. Is any part of Randy wanting to get a haircut so he can show off his packs and stuff? We're talking about that. He knows it's still bulking season. So he said for spring, though. He'll tighten up springtime. Yeah, he's not really worried about the six-pack now. He's got a little bit of a gut, but it's good weight he's putting on.
Starting point is 01:03:54 How's his trap game? Really good, man. He's been doing a lot of upright rows. This is the most ridiculous. You know I've always said that good traps, that's when you can start wearing cardigan sweaters. So if Randy starts getting those Tom Hardy traps, that's when you can start wearing cardigan sweaters. So if Randy starts getting those Tom Hardy traps, that's when he can start flexing.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Well, yeah, we're going to go to Banana Republic after this. He's going to pick out a V-neck sweater. You're taking your dog to pick out a sweater at Banana Republic. Yeah, nice Merino wool. You can do a cotton cashmere blend. I think they've got some good deals there. Interesting way of raising your dog. Well, you know, I didn't ask.
Starting point is 01:04:25 He's a good dog. Randy can't wait for spring so we can really start dressing. Yeah. I just talked about deals at Banana Republic, but I think there's better deals over at FultonandRourke.com. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Just this morning, I took some big squirts out of the two-in-one body wash bottle from Fulton & Rourke, and I just lathered myself up. Please don't say big squirts. Dylan, do you want to come over and smell me right now? No, I don't. I do have to apologize to you guys, because we got our shipment in of Fulton & Rourke products,
Starting point is 01:04:54 and I forgot to bring them here. So I will save that for Wednesday. I'll bring them to you guys. They set us up. I really need it. We tweeted it. One product they have that I was not aware of was the face moisturizer. The men's face moisturizer. Oh, yeah. I really need it. We tweeted it. One product they have that I was not aware of was the face moisturizer. The men's face
Starting point is 01:05:08 moisturizer. I had no idea. They got it all. I'm already using it. The best thing about them is that they come out with new products all the time. They're innovative. You think that they're just a wax-based cologne company? Then, no. Speaking of, they restocked us with wax-based cologne, sir. Perpetua? Damn. Perpetua,
Starting point is 01:05:24 Sterling, Palmetto. The three horsemen. The Holy Trinity. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's exciting. I know.
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Starting point is 01:06:11 still struggling with their payment processing. But just let us know your business. I didn't tell you guys. I FaceTimed somebody this weekend trying to get them to subscribe to Patreon. Really? Yep. How'd it go? I think I earned his business. You FaceTimed him facetimed him he was does his person have your phone number now he was the little brother no he was the little
Starting point is 01:06:31 brother of the guy who was married to the girl whose 30th birthday it was and she posted an instagram story and i was in it and he goes oh tell will i'm a big fan of the podcast and so then we asked him hey are you a premium subscriber? And he said, no. So we hit that FaceTime button, uh, from the vineyard. And I tried to talk him into it, told him 17 cents a day. You'd have to be an idiot not to do it. An idiot. Idiot. I got to go back and see if he's done it yet though. I got receipts. Shit. I had a dude hit me up and he told me to call his girlfriend. Oh, you probably saw it on Twitter. Oh, yeah. I called that guy's girlfriend. Ross?
Starting point is 01:07:07 No, no, no, no. Oh. That dude, he was like, and I told him to DM me. You know Klein's boy, Ross? He's probably listening right now. What's up, Ross? I do know Ross. You got to call his girlfriend, too.
Starting point is 01:07:15 She's a backer, or she's a listener, but she's not yet a backer. So we got to make that call. We'll have to make the call, but I'm having a good time okay sorry i was trying to find it in my dms and there's just too many okay we should probably get out of here let's get out of here see you on wednesday thanks so much Outro Music

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