Circling Back - The Christmas Song Draft & Bedside Tables
Episode Date: November 28, 2022With Thanksgiving in the rearview, we can set our sights on Christmas — which means we had to do it to 'em with our Christmas Song Draft. We also discuss the photo Elon Musk tweeted of his bedside t...able, discuss Emily Ratajkowski at the Knicks game with Pete Davidson, and our Thanksgivings in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:15) Recapping This Thanksgiving in Fun (28:15) Elon Musk’s Bedside Table (42:20) The Christmas Song Draft (1:05:46) Emily Ratajkowski x Pete Davidson Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (Black Friday sale!) Solo Stove: www.solostove.com (STEAM for $10 off) Poncho: www.ponchooutdoors.com (FAJITAS for free hat/shirt at checkout) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard sell to the only hard
sell to with vitamin c from superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFries to my left.
David Roth.
Straight up, my thank bank is on E right now.
I got no more thanks to give.
I gave so many thanks out over the last week that I'm spent.
But I am.
I've got one more saved up.
I'm thankful to be here on this podcast.
Appreciate y'all having me back.
Dude, I actually talked to some of your family members, Dave, and they said you weren't that thankful this year damn dude i was thankful on the lolo
you just kept yourself yeah i was talking to your second cousin uh bryce and he said like that you
might have been thankful on the lolo but he went to the low low low and low key oh you weren't that thankful
i didn't know bryce was talking yeah he's kind of a booty chatter aficionado uh fun fact about me
and maybe this is y'all too i don't know if i've ever met one of my second cousins i feel like i'm
only first cousins and that's it we don't do like big huge extended family reunions well have any of your cousins had children
because that's your second cousin yeah i guess so but i don't know if i've met them randy says no randy randy is adamantly shaking his head that'll be your first cousin once removed
so what's the second cousin it is your parents cousins children
your parents cousins children so then you would be second cousins with them
yeah that's a little bit too sure i can't the math isn't computing dude the way randy randy
had such a cocky he had such a cocky shutdown of your explanation that i can't help but go with
him if that's the truth and it may be if he's wrong that's brett levels of like
vamp not only do i have I never met my second cousins,
I couldn't name a single second cousin.
I couldn't name which ones in my family are my second cousins,
but I know I've met some second cousins for sure.
Will, you'll get this.
I only know the second sons.
Dave's right.
I totally get that.
Yeah.
Not over my head.
I'm totally in on the joke right now.
This guy's been to a Dothraki wedding or two.
Facts.
But thanks for having us.
You've been to a Dornraki wedding, right?
Yeah.
Dylan Chivary, ladies and gentlemen.
Everyone's so sick there.
Hey, man.
Really happy to be here.
Great break.
Yeah, the Chevrolet family have a good one.
The Chevrolet's had a fantastic break.
It was good stuff, man. I'll share more with you over uh we talked about our weekends but um hey it's new
teeth week for me i get new teeth this week dude which i'm really excited for because these things
stink yeah and honestly hearing about them it's kind of getting on the list yeah thursday man
thursday's a day i told my. I told my buddy one time.
This was before I proposed to Sally.
I said, just got the ring.
My buddy texted me back.
This is a very good friend of mine.
He texted me back and he said, don't care that you have the ring.
Tell me when it's done.
That's how I'm going to operate with your teeth now. So what you're saying is shut up until I actually get my teeth.
Shut that pretty little mouth of yours until you got new teeth in there these temporaries they're not fun man the other day lobe goes your teeth are
yellow i was like yeah they're turning yellow they're them getting them replaced very soon
don't worry don't you have to you still have to brush them i do uh the dentist said these are
these teeth if you drink coffee or wine you might want to use a straw because they will get yellow
and i haven't done that because i'm a bad boy i do bad boy shit and so uh here we are bing bong
last christmas shut up i'm a i'm a bad boy i do bad boy shit says the guy who drinks coffee and
red wine without a straw i gave you my heart the very next day could people at least get to that
segment before they tune out oh sorry i mean like they're gonna tune out i'd rather them like get
like 30 minutes in oh man that's a dope rollback hoodie you got hey it's gonna be uh thank you it's
black i love it it's great it's gonna be a. It's going to be a great week of podcasting.
I can feel it in my plums.
It's going to be content week, some are saying.
Live stream week?
Stream's back?
Can't be content week.
I'm never content.
Did you see Michigan?
What they did to Ohio State, Will?
What did they do exactly?
Just a straight up beating?
What do you mean specifically?
I honestly, at this point in the season,
I need too much dip to have Brett on
and I need Brett to offer a public apology to me.
Did he put them on fraud watch?
Dude, he's been trying to portray them as frauds this entire season
and week in and week out.
I'm not even like a diehard Michigan guy.
I like the state way more than the school.
Right.
And for me to ride for this team
and say how good they are,
it means that I mean it.
And Brett has been trying to make them into a fraud,
into a pretender, into whatever it is.
I want a straight up apology.
I thought he had them on might be really good watch.
That had to have been
probably after I yelled at him
in the Too Much Dip group chat
telling him that he needed
to respect them more.
I think they're certified good
at this point.
It's scary.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I mean,
that second half was ugly.
Harbaugh got them boys
just
playing some football.
They look good, man.
Man, that's really funny.
Harbaugh's a FU mode funny more of that on too much dip
that kind of breakdown it's good swish if you guys have bread on you can call it a breakdown
damn a lot of people were saying never mind you have to talk about the what brick watches
You're going to have to talk about the, what, brick watches?
Yeah, his Instagram.
Oh, his feet?
Yeah, what's up with those?
I don't know, man.
Anyway.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
I forgot Portnoy named a watch company after Brett.
Oh, is that what he called it?
Nice little homage to his former office manager.
I didn't know that it was called brick. That's hilarious. It's called Brick Watch Company. Yeah, it it? Nice little homage to his former office manager. I didn't know that it was called Brick.
That's hilarious.
It's called Brick Watch Company.
Yeah, it was a nice little homage.
A nice little homage? Which is interesting because we put Brett on Brick Watch all the time.
Do we get any...
I mean, I don't know how much we'll actually get from it,
but do we get any royalties from the Brick Watch Company
considering that we came up with the name
yeah as well as we own the employee yes we own him we own his intellectual property we own his ass
what's up will i'm just thinking about the dude i put on the circling back instagram story today who was getting ready uh in his 1940s uh mobster outfit like i know i know we have the
bit and we talk about you know being 1940s gangsters which we might have been in a past
life that guy has whacked somebody what's up with that dude he's whacked like that guy's no but
that's his entire life like he's he's living's living his life. Like he's a 1940s.
He has a,
he has at least five pinstripe suits.
He has a Zoot suit.
He's willing to ride in it.
Fun thing about going back home for the holidays is my dad definitely watches like Turner classic movies,
like old ass black and white movies.
Like when Ronald Reagan was an actor,
all that.
And we watched one part of one.
And it was just, I couldn't even, I couldn't sit there and take it seriously because everybody's like yeah how much
is it what they talk like dude this is how are you watching this and taking it seriously or like uh
black and white baseball footage it was a oh yeah the guy on the call why do they always speed up
the footage they drive lafayette. I don't know.
Why is it always sped up?
Because that was just the technology back then.
This particular movie, there was like a mob guy who runs like a boys home.
And there's like a hockey game for alumni.
And he bets on it with this other guy.
And the other guy got a bunch of ringers that were professionals.
And the hockey scenes are all sped up.
So it looks like they're just like out there going crazy and i was like there's no way that this skill is just sped up yeah why don't they just slow it like we have the technology now to
slow that footage down to normal speed i don't know why we don't just do that
he went into the opposing locker room at the half and attacked one of the professionals who was a ringer.
It was just ridiculous.
But everybody was like, come on, man.
Yeah, settle down.
Pucked out of there.
So weird.
They all do it.
It was just a –
Two minutes for racketeering.
It's not racketeering in hockey. There dude yeah you never seen that one doc they all
have weird nicknames too that to describe like it's like big ear al or something you know it's
like really yeah big ear al he's drinking a bunch of hooch in the stands big ear al it's like yeah
like it's not a good like big big pants paul or something
it's like weird nicknames like his pants are really big yeah average size waist but giant
pants i saw him necking with his main squeeze behind the uh yeah why are they necking man
necking in the stands yeah he's over there behind a goal giving him the business
i think he was doing the old popcorn trick. Giving him the business. What did pop?
All right, never mind.
Fun.
All right.
That was a good show today.
Yeah.
That was good.
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Dylan, what did you do this weekend?
Thanks for asking, Will.
Pretty fantastic holiday weekend, long holiday break.
Went on a date with Bae.
We had some friends over on Thanksgiving.
We didn't have the kids on Thanksgiving Day.
We had a couple friends over and did a nice little Thanksgiving meal.
Your boy cooked his famous sweet potato casserole and went dummy hard.
Was that date with Bae the one where you got to select your knife?
Yes.
Jake Carver's is becoming one of my most favorite restaurants in austin it is
so much fun you to select your steak knife they even tell you like this is from wherever and they
tell you like they tell you about the different ones it's so cool have you been there yet i
remember i sat at the bar and sat next to uh louis vasquez oh that's right the denver broncos did you
get a steak though no i i sat there i ordered like i think i ordered a drink
and like bone marrow it was a weird order i don't know what i was doing i selected the japanese
steak knife in case anybody was wondering could you tell a difference yeah it cut very much like
a knife yeah like a knife no it's a cool little like you know what it is it's a nice touch. Missed up. Don't touch the knife.
Shout out to J.R. Hickey, our friend.
Thanksgiving, did a little meal.
Kind of scaled back situation, but it was still really, really good.
We didn't get the kids until Friday, and then Parks got to our house late Friday night.
So we kind of delayed in our our actual like family situation so saturday
lovely time had some family over we did chili uh base chili so you did soup yeah you all had soup
it's not soup i didn't know y'all were a soup family interesting it's not soup
you know it's kind of the panic food i'm doing not doing Bill Simmons right now. Hey, I meant to ask this.
When you left Jay Carver's, did any part of you think about turning right and going about 15 feet down?
It's funny.
We ran into a couple there that we know.
And they were leaving as we were wrapping up, about to pay the bill.
And they said, hey, we're going next door to Dirty Bill's if you all want to stop by.
And we really, really thought about doing it, but we didn't.
We didn't do it.
It is next door.
Or close enough, anyway.
It's next door, right?
Yes.
Next door, yeah.
Yeah.
I've unfortunately retired.
I'm out.
I'm out the game.
I only go before 10.
I don't go either.
I only go before 10.
You will go way faster than I will go. I only go when I'm dragged there, which happens more frequently than I would like.
I go full lip whenever someone brings up the idea of going to Dirty Bills.
Full limp.
Let me talk about my Sunday real quick.
Oh, like whole body?
Yeah, so you can't even drag me there.
So you have to like.
Big day for the homie yesterday.
Can I tell you why?
He learned how to ride a bike. I know he was kind of late in the you why uh he learned how to ride a bike i know
it's kind of he was kind of late in the game but he learned how to ride a bike because he'd been
putting off he didn't really want to and i finally got him out there's like dude i promise you once
you get up and you're cruising you're gonna love it the dude had himself an absolute blast he was
so happy he almost cried he was so happy to be riding the bike by himself that's tight and ran
up to me like arms like arms wide like i did it big
embrace it was a cool dad moment it was like a harley or like a yamaha more like a huffy
did you get him on that vespa grind no this this was just a bicycle you got a huffy
okay not an actual huffy dude at least hit him with a track get him a dyno with pegs i'm about
to get him a new bike what kind of scoop what kind are you gonna get yeah mountain bike
or stunt bike i gotta do some research yeah you're getting like the shocks on the front or what
uh get the bmx with the uh the gyro so you can spin the handlebars i don't think i don't think
parks is a bmx kind of kid i think he needs like a i think he needs like an all-terrain bike with
the shocks something to cruise the hood and pick up honeys on
You know, and pump them
Yeah, like
What if he got him a tandem bike?
For he and his homies?
I'm not gonna do that
Anyway, big day for the homie
It's, yeah, it was a big time, man
Big weekend, fantastic
Dude, what'd that boy get into?
It was in Duncanville, Texas.
Heard of that.
And I had a great time.
I didn't really do anything crazy outside of the meals and whatnot.
But I do owe a friend of the show jake an apology i did kind of
i low-key ghosted him on wednesday i threw out the feelers this is all on me and i'm i'm taking
this out do you hit him with the who's coming and then no no he told you and then you didn't show up
okay so almost i threw out the feelers to jake and kj because they were KJ was back in town visiting family. KJ Ellis.
KJ Ellis of Too Much Dip fame.
KJ.
And KJ didn't respond.
He was traveling.
Jake was like,
yeah, maybe.
Jake even called me.
And I was like,
oh, hey, what's up, man?
I was like, yeah, let's figure it out.
And then we didn't hear from KJ
and then the Mavs game was on
and the Mavs are really
in a bad way right now.
Started watching the Mavs game.
Was still texting.
It was like 6.30, 7, 7.30.
I dozed off for like eight minutes.
Not a long doze off, but enough until I woke up, looked at my phone.
I was like, oh, okay.
And I just never said anything.
We didn't have a plan on where to go or anything like that.
But he did let me know the next morning, like hey uh you you kind of ghosted me and
i apologize for that it's fucked up dude don't ghost a homie like that i didn't apologize to
him really i'm doing it on the pause so hopefully he's listening if not he's kind of on him he's
never gonna hear he's he's gonna cut this two months from now yeah send it to him two months
from now he's gonna be talking to his wife like yeah Dave's in town, but he ghosted me last time.
Yeah, no, and that's completely fair.
And KJ, this is kind of on KJ
because he was staying in Cedar Hill
at a hotel that was right across
from the Cedar Hill Hooters
where the night before Thanksgiving,
blackout Wednesday,
and he's right next to Alpha Male Central
and he did not want to go join me over
there do you go no I wasn't going to go by myself that hadn't stopped you in the past yeah I've
never been to Hooters Soil I can honestly say that okay now I've probably gotten there early
like before everybody's right on a golf course and been like that dude and been like oh no oh no i'm here an hour early oh no i hope jessica's working uh all right enough of hooters yeah so thanksgiving
we picked up a turkey this year it's quite good shout out pecan lodge highly recommend their
barbecue um friday did uh the next thanksgiving but instead of Thanksgiving food,
my sister-in-law made chicken parm,
which was a nice touch, I gotta say.
Is it normal?
I've heard other people substituting Italian food
around the Thanksgiving season.
Is this something that's normal?
Lasagna is a thing that people do.
Okay.
That's not something I was ever privy to.
I recently invited somebody to go do something,
and they told me, oh, I can't.
We're doing a Friendsgiving.
And I was like, you're doing a Friendsgiving
the Tuesday before Thanksgiving?
That's right up against it.
That's crazy.
You can't do a Friendsgiving two days before Thanksgiving.
That's a little bit of a large meal before the actual event lot of heavy eating and then they were like oh it doesn't matter
we're doing italian food and i thought so you're not doing a friendsgiving
that's just like having a dinner yeah you're just having your friends over for an italian meal
that's like doing heavy sparring like two days before a fight you don't you just don't do that
that's what i said i told her it's fight week i told her why are you doing heavy sparring two days before a fight right now
it's like running a half marathon and then a full marathon two days after yeah why why are you
pre-gaming your half marathon by running a full marathon what are you doing idiot freaking idiot
came back saturday which in retrospect i normally am uh just stay all the way to Sunday until I have to go back.
I got to say, going back Sunday was nice.
It was nice having that night and having Sunday just to rest and not get up and go immediately to work and have unpacked bags everywhere.
That's it.
Nothing exciting.
Sunday is the day of rest, David.
That's right.
It's facts.
I'm glad you got that rest, my brother in Christ.
What about you, Player? Dude, you guys know what it is. No, I don't. That's right. It's facts. Glad you got that rest, my brother in Christ. What about you,
player? Dude, you guys know what it is. No, I don't. That's why I'm asking. I had straight up
too much time on my hands this weekend. Too much time. It was a great problem to have, but I was
getting a little restless. I have to admit, my friend Dylan did his weekend in fun, and I guess
I didn't make the cut.
Dylan and I did hang out.
We did have a drink together on Thanksgiving night.
The freezes did stop by.
It was one of those situations where Dylan invited me over earlier,
and then he clearly thought I wasn't coming, and then we showed up,
and they were like, oh, you guys are actually here.
I did the opposite of ghost Dylan.
I made him think that we weren't going to actually show up,
and then I showed up
Yeah that was a nice little pleasant surprise
Thank you guys for coming through
Had a glass of wine
They came through the crib
I heard them say it
We had to do the classic pre-thanksgiving thing
Where you have too much food and you have to go store it at your relative's house
Who has more room in their refrigerator
Classic
A lot of food
We were doing meal prep you know because we had our
we we famously had our thanksgiving on friday this is you should have you should have held
on to that yeti coffin and you could have just thrown all your leftovers in there
yeah but i had to throw what's my first one are you sleeping with the fishes no oh you killed the
guy that's right uh and so yeah we did, you killed the guy. That's right.
And so, yeah, we did the Friday Thanksgiving meal,
which is not something I've ever done before.
It was an interesting move.
It really makes you crave the meal more when it's a full day later and you've been seeing a bunch of people volume shooting their meals
from Twitter and such.
I have to say, I think I ate the most calories of anyone there.
Good for you.
I was tracking everyone else's plate.
I was looking at my seconds versus other people's seconds.
I looked at my first plate.
No one had more calories on their plate than my first.
Good for you.
Give me a rough estimate of cows.
Hard to say.
Hit me with the macros.
It's hard to say.
I mean, I ate enough cream corn that a family of four could have split my portion size.
The stuffing that Sally made, she went on record saying it was probably the best stuffing she's ever made,
and I think I agree with that.
And I can't believe I'm saying this.
Can't believe I'm saying this.
One of the stars of the show this year was the turkey.
Every now and then, man.
We also had ham there.
No one ate more ham than me.
No one.
Other than that, all I did this weekend was watch the world cup i do
regret to inform the timeline that we're right in the midst of hot toddy season i was drinking hot
toddies like they were going out of style this weekend oh it was a beautiful i'd like for it to
be a little colder but i don't i don't fault you we we've been putting the ac down to about 32
degrees okay and so we're getting we're getting really frosty in our place
in order to really enjoy
the hot toddies.
I did some bourbon,
which is like a step
in the right direction
toward toddy.
It is.
Ooh.
Daddy did some drinking.
Don't love that we're hitting
70 degrees today here.
No.
That's okay.
Look at Wednesday.
Well, then look at the weekend, David.
Yeah, David.
Warming back up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
After last week, though,
I mean, last week was pretty a bad weather week.
I'm not mad about it, but it just rainy.
When you have the rainy and cool, it's just like, come on, man.
Give me a little sun.
I need some crispiness in my life.
The climate here.
Yeah.
Climate change. A lot to be desired around the holidays, boys.
I forgot to mention in mine, I did go go i did something no one has ever done i
ate both turkey legs thanks wow i love a good turkey leg so you hold on you don't have any
other savages in your family my niece normally does but for whatever reason this year she didn't
want it so i was double fisting for that you are my alpha male of the week congratulations how did
how many did nick adams eat that's all he actually he just had
he's had bone and ribeyes dude did you just go down did you go down to your man cave after that
and just fucking sit there burp it up i went downstairs and just smoked american spirit
cigarettes by myself in the dark hell yeah that's tight just drinking talking about azteca tequila
that's tight yeah people like are you okay i i honestly had so many
calories at thanksgiving dinner that people were getting worried about me i started like swelling
up like the the girl from willy wonka and they were like will if you don't if you don't stop
yeah it was like veruca salt dude uh they were like will if you don't stop like we're gonna have
to straight up cut you out of your clothes and i saw my mother-in-law she was going for the scissors because they're gonna cut
me off and i was like guys you don't have to worry about this i'm wearing the most damn comfortable
men's clothing on the face of the fucking earth oh my god talking about mugs my friends i was like
i got this stretch waist i'm good put the scissors away jules i'm good i should can't stop wearing my
mugsy jeans i can't stop doing it i was i was getting ready
to go to the ut game the other day and i was going through my closet and i was looking for
a specific pair of pants and suddenly i realized i'm not looking for a specific pair of pants
anymore because the mugsies just were staring me straight in the face when i was walking there
i was like yeah i gotta wear these mugsies to the game right now they're so great they're so
comfortable man part of the
reason i'm bummed about this weather coming in is that i'm trying to just absolutely flex in my
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This fucking dude won't stop tweeting.
Okay, I feel like I didn't tweet that much over the break.
Oh, man.
I am so sick of this man's tweets.
He's got that John Wilkes Booth.
You're talking Elonon aren't you
i'm the dresser so i've i'll be honest i've been actively trying to not talk about elon as much on
this podcast simply because i don't really care but when when a text came through this morning
about how he tweeted his bedside table and uh i i couldn't believe that this was actually his
bedside table but then i realized
elon doesn't care about anything my man's about to join the skull and bones and dual pacey at the
end yeah what that case it features i believe that's g-dub crossing the delaware is it not
that's not george w bush g-dub as in george washington that is george washington crossing
the delaware crossing the deli or is it delaware i think it's Washington crossing the Delaware. Crossing the Deli. Or is it Delaware?
I think it's actually the Colorado.
That's the Deli.
I thought it was the Colorado.
No, maybe it was...
Are you sure?
I thought it was the Mississippi.
I thought it was...
Isn't he on Lake City Cock-Off?
Randy, he's doing jokes.
Randy looks like you're an idiot.
I thought that was like he was crossing the Colorado
somewhere outside of Austin.
No, no, that's the Delaware.
Yeah.
Very historic photo. Yeah, something something leads me to believe that the pistol there uh may have been present during that um as as elon is a
man of means and he could acquire such an item i don't know let me describe what's on elon musk's
bedside table for those out there just listening.
He seems to have what appears to be a bottled water that is glass.
I actually respect this.
Yeah, it looks more recyclable.
It looks hella refreshing.
He has four diet caffeine-free Cokes.
All right, that is my biggest issue with all this.
He has two weapons,
one of which appears to be a modern day handgun. The other appears to be one that you
would pack with gunpowder. And then he has something on there that looks as if it might
cast a spell, or maybe a spell was cast on that. At first, I thought he just had a pipe to smoke
weed out of on his bedside table. But then I realized that it's not a pipe to smoke weed out of.
It is just some type of weird-looking trinket.
He's going heavy on the caffeine-free Diet Cokes.
I respect getting the Diet Coke in, getting the caffeine-free in.
You can't be a slave to caffeine.
He's going real hard, though.
But his lack of coasters is jarring
when you see how many circles there are.
That's actually...
Can I actually ask you guys a question
that is adjacent to this topic?
I suppose.
Sally and I left town and we had a dog sitter.
It was our first time using this dog sitter.
She was very nice.
When we turned back to our place,
everything was cleaned.
Rosie seemed to be pretty tired. And by all means, I was happy. I was like, okay, well worth the money.
That night, we get into bed and we see that she had left a drink on Sally's bedside table. And
it caused not only a ring to be left on the table, but she clearly tried to remedy this by,
you know, taking measures to fix this ring on the table.
And she made it about a million times worse.
What do you do in a scenario like this?
And she tried.
It's not that big of a deal.
She straight up ruined the bedside table.
It will never be able to look normal after this.
But we can't just go to her and be like,
hey, you fucked up the bedside table.
We're going to need you to replace that.
That's not feasible.
No.
But also, the bedside table costs much more than it costs to pay someone to dog sit.
And so it's kind of an upsetting revelation to find.
Are you going to replace the table?
I fear that the table will not get replaced until we move.
It's not important enough to us to have that done.
Yeah.
I wouldn't either.
I wouldn't replace it.
I mean,
it still does what it's supposed to do,
which is like hold shit up,
you know,
it's a table,
but should we have said something like,
no,
she did such a bad job of ruining the table that it's hard to not,
it's hard to like stomach,
not saying something about it but
at the same time we knew we couldn't really we didn't have any bargaining power there
you gave me no help in that scenario i don't i don't know man yeah that's just the cost of
doing business is it weird that she didn't say anything maybe if i ruined someone's bedside
table i'd be like hey so if you guys want like i can try to try to order
the stuff i found online to fix it and we'd be like no no thanks for even saying something
whatever but the the cold war that we have where no one's saying anything we're just kind of
cold war we're just looking at each other right now what kind of tuli is that other one i'm reading
that it might not be a real gun i'm reading that it's a a gun. Why? The one on the bottom? Correct. The modern day?
The modern day, yes.
This is... Because I just...
I looked up Elon Gunn on Twitter,
and there's some really good takes.
You should definitely check it out.
But people are saying fake gun.
What's the top dog?
I don't know.
There's no way that thing actually crossed the Delaware, right?
Can you imagine?
What would that go for at an auction house? I don't know. There's no way that thing actually crossed the Delaware, right? Can you imagine? What would that go for at an auction house?
I don't know.
There's no way.
Of course, they did so on Christmas, December 25th.
If he is sitting there with that.
It's poetic.
If you own something like that,
you're not keeping it on your bedside table, right?
I don't know, man.
I'm going to see if I can find something on it.
Probably not, because if I have an intruder and i reach and that's what i i reach over and i grab the the
the gun that uh requires like a gunpowder like you said yeah it shoots like a mini a mini cannonball
if you're the intruder you're you're pumped when someone busts that out on you yeah that's not a
great home defense weapon. No. No.
You got to give that sawed-off shoddy.
Who's drinking caffeine-free Diet Coke?
I don't even see those anymore.
I didn't know that was a thing. They're hard to find.
They're hard to find.
They actually taste pretty good.
I do like them.
Yeah, they taste good.
Does he know?
He owns Twitter, so he should know this.
Does he know that you don't have to tweet?
Yeah.
Does he know that people can see his tweets? This is something he actively he's just like you know what put this
out there get the people talking i don't like that the richest man in the world is normalizing
having that many soda cans on your bedside table it just shouldn't happen when's the last time you
had a soda can sitting on your bedside table dave exactly Exactly. Oh man. I mean a decade. You're allowed to have
one. I just don't drink a lot of soda pop in bed. Two, you're getting lazy. I don't drink soda after
dark. Y'all know that about me. All right. I asked this question to every single person that comes on
the Sunday Scaries podcast. Dave, what's on your bedside table? a couple books a candle my blue light blocking glasses
and that's about it and blue light has are these books that you're reading or are these books are
you do what i do where you put a book that you're aiming to read on your bedside table and you hope
that it just goes into your brain through osmosis i did do that and then um my son became mobile
and wanted to rip some pages out so i started putting
books that i was never going to read on there so they're more they're more for the look okay the
vibe yeah uh that gun is a replica that appears to be modeled after the diamondback 357 revolver
from the some kind of video game so our mans is out here flexing a replica it's next level
nerd shit come on dude come on i just no does it fire like is it is it actually fire what did he
think he was accomplishing by doing this he left him he just leaves himself open to more criticism
than he needs to time out out. Is this a hotel?
Does this not put off...
Look at that lamp.
I agree.
The base of the lamp screams hotel.
It looks Marriott to me.
Yeah, here's the issue, Dave.
You know what this lamp doesn't have?
It doesn't have the switch on the base.
Yeah, that's true.
It also doesn't have a bunch of plugs that only work 50% of the time.
He's not bringing his Revolutionary War pistol to a hotel room.
You don't think so?
You'd also have to put up a lot of time in that hotel room
in order to get that many rings on the table from your Coke cans.
Yeah, this is his crib.
He once named a kid like GSR 4000 or something.
It was SR 71.
He named a kid Blink 182.
So let's not put it past him to strap up with fake guns.
Wait, is that kind of...
All right, I'm trying to read too much into this like is he is he laying
there with grimes just being like hey babe check out this replica she's gone yeah his wife left
check out this replica it's from a video yeah yeah he doesn't sound like that at all i got this why
did he south african i don't know elizabeth holmes yeah video game i'm going to prison yeah there it is this weekend girl boss is losing
sorry i'll be back will she not her but she'll be back after a while i mean yeah she will if
she can she can make it 11 years i i don't want to like elizabeth holmes but
amanda seyfried's portrayal of her is something that i just can't
get over it was it was great i did something reckless last night you ready for what i did
last night dylan i guess man reckless move let's hear it last night i went on hulu
heard of it streaming app started love island australia
started love island australia australia and that's hot i'm in are you there's a big twist at the end of the first episode
big don't spoil are there some aussie baddies on there everybody's a baddie in australia i need
you to watch the first episode just so we can talk about it so it's new yeah okay i will say
australia does not do the numbers that uk does so i don't i don't
anticipate covering this or even watching the entire season i'll check it out can i ask you
a question please um you mentioned the elizabeth holmes show who and you said amanda seyfried
uh plays her is she up for any awards i don't know y'all okay i'm just curious because like
i'm kicking myself because i know they don't perform together anymore but been to vegas so many times never saw seafreed and roy um i just think it's
weird that amanda seafreed and the guy from the office would like start a magic act together
oh my god underrated character bad it's bad that joke remember when roy like when pam dumped him
and all that and then he got a d-dub you try to punch him yeah remember when we were all okay
with absolutely dunking on roy who was clearly going through a depressive episode after the
breakup yeah and he trashed the bar but it's cool you got his life's cool you had floppy
hair jim coming in with his with his looks at the camera that made it all okay. Jim's a cuck.
Pam is toxic.
Yeah, I'm not a Pam guy.
Pam's like, oh, dip my pen in the company ink.
Yeah, I'm going to do it twice.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to do it twice.
Wow.
Actually, I'm a fan of y'all doing that.
If y'all are out there hooking up at work, more power to you.
I mean, they dip, too.
Hooking up at work, y'all. Guys they they dip too hooking up at work y'all guys did everybody
fucking meredith remember that everybody dylan do you have anything notable on your bedside table
pretty boring situation i have a uh a lamp i had my my apple watch charger oh nerd alert and uh
that's kind of it that stinks you got to do something i know put like a potted plant
a succulent oh dave if i were you i wouldn't bring up sucks on this pot right now player
from the guy who let his suck die it's still there it's just not doing well dave you got to
revive that thing i will you don't it's like you don't even care about it look at mine and then
look at yours yours does it make you not want to throw up yours isn't real what i don't like about this whole situation dave is i tried to ride with you for a long time
and say that you were taking good care of it say that yours looked good and i looked at it the
other day and out of nowhere it was dead hey how did mine look it's not dead to be honest i don't
think about your succulent as much as i think a day because it looks so healthy and so perfect
vibrant yours is not a real succulent. Yes, it is, you motherfucker.
This guy has a fake sock.
No, it's not.
He's getting fake sucked on his desk.
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dave and i uh dave and i had a segmentception the other day i was thinking man we haven't
done a christmas song draft yet and then dave hopped in the group chat last night and dropped
that beauty you'd love to see it randy i'm ready for this we're gonna go with snake draft style around
the room and we're gonna take any christmas song ever recorded and we're gonna draft them randy
write a number between one and ten down and we're all gonna guess at the same time closest person to
it gets the first pick second closest gets second pick and so on did
you say between one and ten i did okay set it set it pretty aggressively you got it written down
randy yes all right ready three two one Three, two, one. Eight.
Daddy said three.
Take it.
Daddy said three.
Take it.
A lot of pressure with the number one overall team. What did you say?
Eight.
Under pressure.
Okay, Randy.
Okay.
What do you do?
Did he just do something inappropriate?
He just held up an eight.
I don't know why.
For some reason, he had eight ready to go.
Okay. Wow. I had eight ready to go okay wow a lot of pressure with the number one overall pick uh so i feel like i'm gonna go with maybe the goat
obviously i want a real pick right it's a song we all know
uh it gets worn out for good reason every every christmas season
it's probably the first one you hear every christmas season too department stores play it
radio plays it you play it at the house and of course it is mariah carey's all i want for
christmas is you it's it's it's so good. Take it.
It's so good.
Yeah, I'm not...
I'm honestly shocked that that was your first pick.
It's a great Christmas song.
Look, I prefer the classic,
like the Dean Martins, the Frank Sinatras,
and the Elvis' Christmas music,
but this one's just too good.
You know, Dylan,
you were going to have some picks in a little bit
after Dave and I selected, and I don't know about Dave's picks,
but that song still would have been there for you.
I don't think so.
It still would have been there.
You think so, player?
You just had the first pick in the draft, and you took a running back.
No.
You were like, oh, dude, no.
No.
No.
You could have said Ryan Leaf or something, and it would have hit him.
No, running back.
You could have gotten a good one in the second round.
No.
That's all I'm saying.
I just took a franchise left tackle.
That's what I did.
Comparing Ryan Leaf to All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
does way too many favors for Ryan Leaf.
Did you see him pwn that guy on Twitter?
I just picked Orlando Pace with an overall pick.
He's going to lock down that blind side for 12 years.
You can have it.
That is not a song that I put on any of my Christmas playlists at this point. It's going to lock down that blind side for 12 years. You can have it. That is not a song that I put
on any of my Christmas playlists
at this point. It's so overdone.
I can't even listen to it.
Yeah, it's overdone because it's that good.
Take it. I took it, dog.
It's mine. Dave. Is it me?
Yeah. Go ahead, player.
You screen looking? Do you look at that?
I'm allowed to look?
Man, I honestly thought Dylan was going to take this. know that's why i'm very really last christmas it is the great
george michael and wham last christmas last christmas it is just it's just a good song
it's a song that if i i it, I can hear it in July,
and it doesn't make me mad.
Sometimes I get upset.
I gave you my heart.
Dylan's doing a great job.
Keep going.
The next day, you gave it away.
Is he?
Anyway, good synth on it.
It's very, yes, it is a little 80s.
It's a lot 80s, but it's perfect.
Let me just.
Save me from tears.
Go ahead, Will.
I'll give it to someone special
don't look at me good pick dave really good pick you were singing it all morning that's why i really
maybe you kind of threw me off a little bit he he honestly made me hate the song as much as he was
singing it it's a great song man dylan speaking of of george michael can you give off a little bit. He honestly made me hate the song as much as he was singing it all morning. It's a great song, man.
Dylan, speaking of George Michael,
can you give us a little bit of Careless Whisper,
Sax, since you're an expert on it?
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Thank you.
I have the absolute pleasure of knowing
that my favorite Christmas songs
that I have at the top of my list,
I'm not going to worry about you guys taking them right now.
What, is it like some Muppet shit or something?
Shut the fuck up.
Some dumbass shit?
So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a classic off the board right now.
I'm going to go with Bobby Helms, baby.
Everyone loves a good Bobby Helms song.
I love a Bobby Helms joint.
Yeah, I totally knew it was by Bobby Helms going into this.
And obviously, because I'm taking it first, I know everything about the song.
I'm going with Jingle Bell Rock.
Died in 1997.
I feel good about this.
I know that.
I feel good about this.
As far as third picks go, pretty good third pick,
to be honest with you.
It wasn't on my list, but yeah, good pick.
Okay.
It's a good value play.
It's not.
No, it is a good value play.
That's what I did here.
I played the value.
Oh, Robert Helms.
With my second pick and the fourth overall pick in this draft,
I'm going to take another classic off the board.
I'm going to go with, you guys ever heard of this guy, Nat King Cole?
I sure have.
Yeah, you probably heard of him because you get Cole for for christmas every year yeah a thousand shares of it i know nat king cole
campbell they call me the natural they call me the natural light king really yeah okay they shortened
it to nat king that's weird this is just shoot around so i'm just chunking them off i'm going
with the christmas song or merry christ to you, as it is called.
Chestnuts roasting.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a sentimental play.
That's fine.
Yeah.
Jack Frost sleeping under your nose.
That's a good, Will, that's a good, that's a classic.
Do you know, do you know like your parents' favorites by any chance?
I'm not, I can name one of my parents' favorites,
but I'm afraid that I'm going to bring it to the TL right now,
and one of you guys are going to try to swipe it.
Okay.
Hold on to it then.
Yeah.
All right, Davey boy.
Ooh.
Man, there's a lot of good stuff on my board.
Looking at my board here in my notes app.
What I realized through doing this was that
there's a lot of Christmas songs out there.
Dave's about to pick a receiver who tested really well at the combine,
but he didn't really put up numbers. He's about to pick a receiver who tested really well at the combine, but he didn't really put up numbers.
He's about to take
Darko.
Terrible pick.
It's okay, man.
There's no one else around him that was good.
I'm going to take something upbeat, and it is a classic.
It's the late
the great Chuck Berry, Run Run
Rudolph. You might recognize it
from, oh, I don't know.
I feel like every Christmas movie from the 90s,
Home Alone being one of those.
Just a good one.
I gave that one a fifth round grade, but still on my board.
You're putting Chuck Berry in the fifth round?
Yeah.
I messed up.
I didn't even have him on my short list.
That's a huge miss for me.
That's a big miss from your boy.
Well, here's the thing.
I mean, it's a value play at that spot.
I don't know if that's a value play.
The upside, though. The ceiling is the roof for Chuck Berry.
Run, run, Rudolph.
For my second pick, another classic by the great Brenda Lee, of course.
Ooh.
I celebrate Brenda Lee's entire catalog.
But this one particular is my favorite.
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree.
Classic.
By Brenda Lee.
With my second pick.
Rockin' around.
Forever synonymous with the potential goat.
One of the goat scenes in Home Alone.
A classic. Is that the one where Michael Jordan's dancing goat scenes in Home Alone. A classic.
Is that the one where Michael Jordan's dancing?
I mixed that up with Jingle Ball Rock a lot.
To have Michael Jordan stop by for your Christmas party,
unbelievable, the pool that guy had.
And he brought his basketball, too.
It's like, what are you doing?
You're going to play basketball at this party, Michaelael he just wore his uniform it's like crazy it's kind of
small baller that kevin's dad didn't even have a fucking pool in their backyard okay but what does
he do like how do they have that much money he's just paying for i mean they can just have their
entire family go stay at his brother's apartment in paris why didn't he just call the police
like hey intruders are gonna be
here like in a little bit i want to come by and arrest them i don't know all right okay just your
third pick dylan awesome stuff shut up my third pick um it's an older song and it is baby it's cold outside by adina menzel and michael
the wickedly talented i knew it i'm not adina menzel and michael buble i can't hate this more
than i do it's a great i can't hate this it's a great version of the song. Why'd you say it like that? Christopher Walken.
I'm sorry.
There are too many classics out there by too many classic artists out there to be going with Michael Buble songs.
I need y'all at home to mash back 15 seconds.
Why did you say the word version like Regis Philman?
I thought he went straight up.
It was kind of a little bit Christopher, a little bit Regis.
I'm sorry.
You just did a lot with that one word.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, I'm not going to.
Galvin.
It's a great song.
Any James Blunt songs?
Baby, it's cold outside.
We're going with Buble.
Who did we catch?
We haven't even uttered the word Sinatra yet, and you're hitting us with a Buble.
I really must go.
Idina Menzel.
Baby, it's cold outside.
You can put the entire Sinatra Christmas classic song.
I really can't stay.
All right, man.
That's too much.
It's creepy, though.
Hold on.
We're having an issue with Dylan's mic.
Creepy song.
Maybe we should just have Dave choose.
Oh, is that the creepy one?
It's a little rapey.
Yeah.
But it's still good.
You're way too happy talking about that. It weird to go high voice um i'm gonna go well you just
mentioned it and i'm glad you did because i i am honestly shocked you're going oh blue eyes guy
oh blue eyes the goat the goat crooner is still on the board of course i'm talking about Mark Chestnut.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm talking about Frank Sinatra,
his rendition of Let It Snow.
Let it snow, let it snow.
And I won't sing it, because I'm not going to do that to old Blue Eyes,
the late, the great.
I'm not going to do that.
Frank Sinatra, man.
Really hard to beat old Frank.
Two, three, four.
See, I had the absolute pleasure this weekend of driving and
and i spoke to siri asking her to put on a classic christmas album and she misunderstood me she just
put on a bunch of sinatra christmas never turned at once soon after bay and i started dating uh i
was trying to set the mood one time like back at my place and i i asked alexa to play frank sinatra
and she makes fun of me to this day about it.
Why?
Frank Sinatra?
I don't know.
I guess in her opinion,
it's not really romantic, mood-setting music.
She wanted Frank Ocean.
She wanted Frank Ocean or Leon Bridges, perhaps.
Frankie goes to Hollywood.
No.
Wow.
I'm going to cancel.
I was like, Frank.
I'm going to cancel everything about this situation.
It's Frank
If you can't toss out a little Frank
That's a morey
With my third pick
Is that Frank?
Sure
Either that or what's his face
There's a lot on the table right now
There's a lot on the table
I'm going to start throwing stuff out here
Because I don't need to worry about stuff
You guys can't take any of mine It on the table. I'm going to start throwing stuff out here because I don't need to worry about stuff, okay?
You guys can't take any of mine because it's snake draft style, baby.
I'm really worried about yours.
All right.
My all-time favorite Christmas song
is never going to get taken by either of you,
so I'm not going to take it anyway
because it's just going to be out there for me.
With my third choice,
I think I'm going to have to go with...
Can we do five rounds?
I'm going with Santa Claus is Coming is coming to town and this is by
jackson five nope that's the best that's the best version it's not because the version i'm about to
tell you is better i'm going with the boss bruce springsteen oh great great one that's on my board
five is sitting there and you're like oh i'll take the boss like that's a huge miss
terrible pick great pick terrible pick a lot of people are
saying it's the best pick yep and with my final pick are we doing five rounds are we doing four
well the uh the graphic format is suited for four i'll be honest i'm not i'm not putting this in the
graphic format is no one's gonna know what the actual graphics of these songs are let's do five
hey dylan you can't change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it.
Why is Randy only...
Why do you want four?
Because it'd be easier
to make a TikTok clip.
Why?
Let's do five
just to fuck with Randy.
Why is it easier for a TikTok?
Because it's just shorter?
He's a wimp.
Go, Dylan.
No, it's mine.
Just kidding.
We're doing four.
We're doing four?
So I have one pick left?
I have so many good songs.
That stinks.
Okay. I'm going to read some on my board right now that i haven't done around here okay dave i did have rocking
around the christmas tree on my list i did not overlook that like i originally thought you know
some people might say will are you gonna do uh mele kalikimaka by bing crosby oh that's such a
good one heaters i'm not gonna do that
that's a good one there's another there's other people out there being like are you going blue
christmas oh oh by elvis and people some some people not everybody but some people are like
dude you got to give a nice little nod to felice navidad by jose feliciano oh classic jose right
i'm not gonna do any of that sure Banger for sure. Banger for sure.
I'm going to go with a little song that made your boy go viral this weekend.
Not enough talk about my viral tweet this weekend.
I didn't even see it.
Well, maybe you should have seen it.
We're over 10K likes right now.
I'm going with Mistletoe by Justin Bieber.
Oh, God.
Shoddy with you.
Your list sucks. Shoddy with you.
Shoddy with you.
No offense.
No, Mistletoeieber is goaded
it's not yeah it is mistletoes are problematic like i'm just supposed to kiss because i'm under
this this thing like why don't you chill out you bring shorty under the mistletoe yeah what if i'm
like what if it's not shorty i'm under the mistletoe with? What if I'm just having a conversation? I'll give you a smooch.
I don't give a shit.
That's like you're smooching him over there.
On the mistletoe.
Shorty to you.
Never mind.
Well, that's that movie within a movie, Home Alone.
He said smooching, didn't he?
Yeah, fake movie, by the way.
I was sad when I-
That's like you're smooching with Slippery Pete.
What are you saying?
It wasn't Slippery Pete.
I'll give you the count of 10 to get you. It was dirty.
No good.
Skinny Pete. Something off my property.
Who was she smooching with? No good.
Two-timing. Keyster off my property.
Who was she smooching with? Skinny Pete.
Was that Skinny Pete?
Maybe. It was not Skinny Pete.
See, they all had dumbass nicknames back then.
Like old... It was Crazy A. Yeah, they all had dumbass nicknames back then. Like old...
It was Crazy 8.
Yeah, it was like old blue shoes or something.
The dude wears blue shoes.
His old needle dick.
Old big ears.
They just described what they looked like one time.
It's like, yeah, dude, he has a hat.
He has a guy with a hat he wears.
An old hat head.
And his old pizza face.
You finding it? I get it okay ac said 10 percent yet there's a different dave's turn dave's turn my last pick
you get to the fourth round and you see that uh this song is still on the board this artist is still on the board and of course I'm
talking about Darlene Love Christmas baby please come home just an all-timer sing it I can't hear
it my Christmas yeah okay okay you didn't know I had it like that but i do who sings that dave that's beautiful who sings this darling love darling low love sorry man classic darling that's that's a very very
underrated song that's a name you don't hear anymore i think that's a goodfellas special
and when that song comes on you're like okay this is officially goodfellas a christmas that is a
that is a a mood setting. I like the whole stuff.
Don't give me that.
You've been smooching everybody.
Snuffy, Al, Leo, Lil' Moe with the gimpy leg,
Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.
I could go on forever, baby.
Boney Bob.
Boney Bob.
He's just probably skinny.
This dude just smooched.
He smooched, and he's got a gimpy leg.
He didn't know he was going to catch a stray.
Not bad enough that your nickname is Lil' Moe,
but then they have to clarify that you're not just the Lil' Moe. You're Lil' Moe with a gimpy leg. You didn't know he was going to catch a stray. Not bad enough that your nickname is Lil Mo, but then they have to clarify that you're not just the Lil Mo.
You're Lil Mo with a gimpy leg.
Wasn't Lil Mo in Murder, Inc. for a while?
Did a couple songs with Ja.
Lil Mo with a gimpy leg.
If you're smooching Lil Mo with a gimpy leg,
you're down bad.
You're just smooching with anybody.
You'll smooch anybody.
Yeah, you're real floozy if you're going to the bottom of the barrel
for Lil Mo with a gimpy leg.
Jeez, man.
And cheeks? At least he was getting some. Imagine sm little mo with a gimpy leg. Jeez, man. And cheeks?
At least he was getting some.
Imagine smooching with cheeks.
You were clapping everybody's cheeks.
Big old cheeks on cheeks, I bet.
Gross.
Dylan, round us out here, my friend.
Oh, Dylan doing four rounds?
You were smooching with old stinky pants.
I got five songs left on my list.
Okay, well, we're doing four rounds, so you got one.
I got Jackson 5, I got Bing Crosby, I got Elvis, and I got Eartha Kitt.
You guys have an Eartha Kitt on your list?
I don't know.
Santa baby.
Oh, yeah.
That's Eartha.
That's a little sexy, flirty song.
I got Blue Christmas, I got Here Comes Santa Claus by Elvis, White Christmas by Bing Crosby,
an absolute classic.
So when you ask about
favorites that's that's definitely my mom's oh just give us a song yeah what he just gave us
please christmas is that your song man i don't know yet you've had a long time i might go santa baby
um i'm gonna go santa baby by eartha kit
eartha how do you even spell eartha like earth it's like earth uh and a at the end
kit is k-i-t-t oh eartha was a baddie was she eartha bad i have to look her up dog
so my my all-time favorite song is not even like a single, which is upsetting because I never get to hear it randomly.
Ooh, Eartha Kitt did.
But when it comes on, it's very difficult for me
not to well up a little bit.
Highly recommend anyone out there go listen to
Harry Connick Jr.'s classic album,
When My Heart Finds Christmas,
and listen to the title track, When My Heart Finds Christmas.
He's got some good Christmas joints.
When My Heart Finds Christmas,
I think it's because I used to listen to it
driving with my dad during the Christmas season.
It was one of the very few CDs he had in the car for holiday music.
There's an emotional attachment there that I'm sure a therapist would love to unpackage.
Here Comes Santa Claus by Elvis deserves an honorable mention.
He just poured his heart out and you just moved on.
Yeah, you're just going.
Let's break it down.
Psycho allies.
Those attachments.
Please do. comes in a closer let's let's break it down psychoanalyze those attachment please do
no i think that's most of like majority of my list are songs that like oh yeah i remember hearing
that when i was a kid i think life is easy yeah i had my leftovers were oh here's a really good
one i really wish i could have taken it it's an all-timer louis armstrong christmas time
or christmas in new orleans i love louis man um shout out to all of us no one did uh It's an all-timer. Louis Armstrong, Christmas in New Orleans.
I love Louis, man.
Shout out to all of us.
No one did Wonderful Christmas Time, Wings.
Terrible.
You know what I'm talking about.
Very controversial song.
Why is it controversial?
People think it sucks.
It does.
It does generally suck.
I think it has a place.
I think you need the annoying songs in the mix during
the holiday season when it comes to your
Christmas playlist, but that song
stinks. And also,
I didn't put this on there, but
Pavarotti Christmas,
Luciano Pavarotti,
that is forever
associated with my family Christmas
Eve. Give us a stanza. Love it.
I'm not gonna... Give Give us a stanza. Love it. I'm not going to...
I don't have the pipes to pop it right.
Give us a quick stanza.
Oh, holy night.
Okay.
You fucked that up, dog.
Yeah.
You didn't know I had it like that.
Okay.
That was a fun draft.
We did it, and you know, there was...
Dude, I can't believe I won.
Little controversy.
I bodied y'all, no offense.
All right, Dylan had All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey,
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee,
Baby It's Cold Outside by Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé,
Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt,
Dave Had Last Christmas by Wham!,
Run Run Rudolph by Chuck Berry,
Let It Snow by Frank Sinatra,
and Christmas Baby please come home by
Darlene Love this is by far Dave's best draft I agree actually Dave had a really good draft today
really good draft he finally didn't brick one the franchise is going in the right direction
the only miss that I have from Dave is Last Christmas by Wham being number one I love that's
a great song he could have gotten that lower I don't know and he still would have had a good list
I honestly thought you were getting one of y'all was going to get it.
I basically coin flipped between that and the one I picked.
I think that was a good second pick.
I had a sporadic draft.
I had Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms, The Christmas Song,
Merry Christmas to You by Nat King Cole,
Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Bruce Springsteen,
and Mistletoe by the GOAT, Justin Bieber.
Let's talk about our friends real quick.
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I'm going to tell you this right now.
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with maybe the exception of one of Dylan's,
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We're going to get in the spirit.
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i just can't get past dylan putting boob boy i'm sorry that's the biggest miss and the wickedly
talented adina menzel that's a fire rendition everybody knows it i'm sorry we legally can't do that baby is cold last night
our uh our worst fears came to light last night what amrata and pete davidson made it a fish
they were spotted courtside yeah they were canoodling. What is it with that dude? He was smooching.
Maybe, I don't know if he was.
Do you think this was premeditated to drop
this on the Sunday
to finish out Thanksgiving weekend?
Who posted it? Everybody posted it.
Dylan? I don't follow
either one of these. The first photo to get
posted was from the Knicks
official account. The Knicks just went off.
Ja was in town. you had grizz nix
nix took that dub no they took that l just kidding and this all but confirmed the rumors
that were floating around that they had been spotted together and uh yeah turns out they're
they're officially a fish i haven't been on emrod as ig in a minute she's still got it
folks well yeah she's been you don't follow em rana i unfollowed a while back she got kind of annoying to me because she started putting out kid content no that's what happened
to me and maybe you but i know me yeah i'll unfold you when you had a kid yeah a lot of people were
like eh don't really need more kid content in my life barrett said on retail therapy that they need
that we'll see him at a knicks game together and sure enough like that exact scenario panned out and they were spotted at a knicks game together. And sure enough, that exact scenario panned out
and they were spotted at a Knicks game together.
That's so Barrett.
It's such a tight place to unveil your relationship.
Courtside.
I'm going to do that, but I'm going to be in the upper deck.
No one's going to see us.
I feel like celebrities have the luxury of...
Some people hard launch on Instagram, famously.
Other people...
If you're a celebrity, you don't have to worry about doing it on Instagram. famously. Other people, like if you're a celebrity,
you don't have to worry about doing it on Instagram.
You can just like go somewhere dope and unveil your relationship.
That's pretty sick.
Like you could go to Wild Wings.
Like what if you and, I don't know, Dave,
let's say you start dating,
hmm, who do I want Dave to date right now?
This is if, this is-elle she's single let's hypothetically i'm gonna go with sydney sweeney let's say dave and sydney sweeney start dating like wouldn't
it be funny if you guys were just sitting in like her apartment in new york city and you were like
all right let's let's make a splash today i'm a little bored let's let's blow up some phones
and you're like let's just what if we what if we kissed in front of Buffalo Wild Wings?
What if we were just,
we lady in the tramp to a boneless wing?
We're just chomping on it?
What if you did it with just a bone wing?
With just the bone.
We're just fighting over the bone like a couple of wolves.
What if you and Sidney Sweeney
just separated the cartilage from that flat?
What if we separated the cartilage together?
No, I would definitely hard launch at Cheesecake Factory.
The menu is too voluminous
not to.
I did receive an invite
this weekend
to a Cheesecake Factory.
At the mall?
Hopefully you're going.
Go to the one at the mall.
You have to.
I'm going to let the person
who invited me choose.
Better start looking
at that menu right now.
She told me.
She's a go-to.
I go about once a month.
So if you want to go with me
next month for my trip,
you're in.
Who is this person?
My brother-in-law's girlfriend. Oh. She's apparently a big Cheesecake Factory orderer. month so if you want to go with me next month for my trip you're in who who is this person my
brother-in-law's girlfriend oh she's big apparently a big cheesecake factory orderer i admire that
in a person i told her i might i might only order cheesecake while i'm there
you know they do have it's what they're known for how do you pick you told me picked up a couple
shifts at the factory recently yeah you're just you just making cheesecake? Yeah. Okay.
I'm pretty good.
I'm pretty sick with it, too.
Really?
I'll share my recipe with y'all.
Pervert, David.
Creamy.
What?
You know.
You know what?
That's fine.
Look, I've got...
Is Pete Davidson...
So, Emmerata's got a kid, right?
Mm-hmm.
Famously.
And, of course
Kim had multiple
so he's
he's in theory
like good with kids
right
he's good with their moms
what if he's infertile
that's why he's hanging out
with all these kids
you think it was inverted
what if
he was
infertile
and maybe that's why
all the celebrities love him
they're like I don't have to worry
about getting knocked up by Pete I mean that's a that's a decent theory
do you think it's like by choice like he had it snipped he's like dude i'm gonna pick up so much
ass if i just get snipped if i was if i'm pete davidson and i'm being completely serious here
i'm probably getting snipped you're can canoodling with all these people in Hollywood.
You're dating a lot of stars out there.
I'm on snip watch.
I don't hate getting snipped for him.
You can get it reversed.
Yeah.
You can get it reversed.
Just get snipped.
You're on snip watch, you said.
I'm on snip watch, yeah.
Can we do it?
Shut up.
Hey.
If you get snipped before you get your butthole bleached,
this podcast is over
you should just go full ken doll ken would bleach his butthole just get it all just get everything
removed just get it yeah i'm still like to use it no you know just go unit for stuff hit him with
that eunuch i'm not gonna do that david all right okay man sorry sorry i brought it up dude yeah geez
you got to go live while you're getting snipped
no why i got a guy do they put you under for that like all the way under they better dude
what to cut your penis open they don't cut your penis open
yeah they do they cut it off
they go through the balls dog
they cut it off and then they sear it and then they reattach it
they go through the balls
what if I don't have any
hypothetically
we should probably end the podcast
straight up if I could keep testosterone
this is why we went 90 the other day
if I could keep my testosterone
does it affect T-Lux I wouldn't mind getting the balls removed This is why we went 90 the other day. If I could keep my testosterone.
Does it affect T-Lux?
I wouldn't mind getting the balls removed.
Does it affect?
Oh.
Just don't.
Yeah, they're inconvenient.
Get out of here, balls.
Like, stick to your leg and stuff.
All right.
Real ones, no.
Guys with balls.
What's our ballsy code?
We don't have balls anymore.
We got something.
Something to help. Yeah, we should probably just stop recording. Good We got something. Something new.
Yeah, we should probably just stop recording. Good ender there.
Good pod.
Fun times.
Michael Bublé and Idina Menzel.
Get out of here.
Your draft was clearly the worst.
Cut his mic.
Clearly the worst.
No offense.
Trash.
Chris.
Bye.