Circling Back - The Circling Back Person of the Year Ceremony
Episode Date: December 6, 2023Who will be named the Circling Back Person of the Year in 2024? We run through nine (9) nominees in order to determine our champion. We also discuss the new golf roll-back rules in the least-informed ...way possible, a hypothetical Augusta National scenario, and a SPACE BAR segment about an actual space bar (whoa). Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (18:22) Circling Back’s Person of the Year (40:17) Two Guys Who Know Nothing About The Golf Roll Back Talk About The Golf Roll Back (52:00) SPACE BAR: An Actual Space Bar (1:01:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors EarnIn: download the EarnIn app type in Circling Back under PODCAST when you sign up Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (BACKER for 20% off) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling (FREE trial) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the washed headquarters in austin texas my name is will
defries to my right mr dylan chivery wow thank you will as we are set to discuss time person
of the year later on the episode not right now i'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone
that i was once published by time magazine so um just throwing that out there in
case y'all didn't know pretty amazing accomplishment and uh yeah i don't have to brag about it but
it's out there people know about it so just want to get out and have it so like i'm not capping
right now not capping i'm kind of jealous yeah kind of jealous yeah i always thought it'd be
cool to have just one thing published in a major major publication and time time qualifies for that i wouldn't go magazine i think i'd i think i want like the front page of a
newspaper or something yeah like give me like the front page like the new york times like style
section or something where i can just you know get a john off but get a john off well like
straight facts i'm jelly speaking of john yeah wearing dog i'm on my purple grind today
i'm wearing one of the newest hottest items in in
all streetwear which is the Sunday self-care club sweatshirt which you cannot purchase anymore
I didn't buy enough yeah straight up facts and brought it up pretty comfy though pretty cozy
it looks dope you know what color it is I I didn't until I I learned yesterday when I I said what
what are the colors that threw I said is it green or is it black?
And Sally looked at me like I was a total idiot.
It's plum, dog.
Imagine not knowing that it's plum.
Yeah, I don't see plum.
No one eats plums.
No one eats plums.
When's the last time someone had one plum?
When I was a kid, I used to eat plums.
Exactly, but no one's eating plums anymore.
That's true.
When's the last time you've been like, we're walking through the store and you're like, oh, should I grab some plums? Is everyone just out on plums anymore that's true when's the last time you've been like we're walking through the store
and you're like oh should i grab some plums is everyone just out on plums i think once it got
i think once it got um you know the word got commandeered to refer to
gentlemen's testicles right maybe that maybe that was the downturn for it you know it's kind of like
like how like after after the 1940s,
people stopped naming their sons Adolph and stuff.
Maybe that's what happened to plums.
I can't say.
I don't even recall seeing them in the produce section
at the grocery store.
Plums are extinct.
The human plum, Randy Trimbaki.
Hi, I'm here too, producer Randy.
Not to brag, Dylan, but I was actually time person of the year in 2006.
Stop.
I don't know if you know that.
Stop.
Stop.
That is such a dork joke.
I didn't know it.
Do you know what he's doing right now?
No.
In 2006, time named you the person of the year.
Like officially?
Everybody was the person of the year.
That's so lame.
I had to look it up. I didn't know what year it was. That's why I stood person of the year. That's so lame. I had to look it up.
I didn't know what year it was.
That's why I stood over here.
Yeah.
That's so lame.
Come on.
Like what are we doing here?
Like that's just stupid.
There's a lot of people out there who I could look in the eyes and be like, you were not
time person of the year in 2006.
I was a scumbag in 2006.
You were some real shitheads.
Yeah.
I was 19 years old.
I just put on like 30 pounds from finding out what how good beer was i was in
terrible shape that was that was my my fat era like if you took a picture of me from 2006 and
put it on a time cover it would be just an absolute embarrassment to me and my family
yeah i was sixth grade bowl cut shut up probably like five foot sixth grade sixth grade i was gross i was sloppy why because i i ate whatever
i want i drank a lot of beer and i didn't sniff a weight room the three things that like really
killed me were that like i started i started drinking heavily in college because like it was
really fun you know what i mean and so like just that influx of calories alone i think jarred my
system as someone who doesn't often work out.
I worked out a lot in high school, but it was mainly high school mandated workouts
for sports teams and stuff.
So when I just got lazy and started partying more, that didn't help.
The stir fry station at the food hall didn't help.
And the microwavable Mary Calendar chicken pot pies did not help and it was just it turned
me into an absolute monster there's this picture of me i'm standing my buddy's like river house
and i'm standing like in a river like like calf deep basically and i have these khaki shorts on
that are like to my knee like they're really long and i have a backwards hat on like a shag sticking
out and i'm just I'm just gross.
Like my body is just gross.
And I've often revisited that picture as like a source of motivation for me.
There's one photo that's been taken of me where I'm in the background of a birthday
party and I'm smiling in the background.
And when I saw that photo, it was like an immediate, Oh, okay.
Got to get it together.
Got to start going to the gym every day.
And I, I i that's when
i joined the gym and started running to florida georgia line i might i might share the picture
the aforementioned picture it sounds frat it's it's it is frat nothing we just said isn't frat
yeah i was uh probably like a year a year or two removed from from college when this picture was
taken i mean you know what yeah that's probably
right year to remove from college i want to see like let loose randy i have you ever let it rip
i i have a very similar photo it's not only is it frat it was at my frat it was at the very end of
senior year after i've been a part-time student and like in 12 credit hours student that had you
know golf bowling and tennis as some of my credit hours i would did nothing but go on benders senior as you had golf as one of your credit hours yeah
it was one credit hour class have you sent your have you sent your new golf bag to your uh your
old professor yeah your old golf professor no but i look at that i'm like oh my i was just that body
is trash i had the fortunate thing i took a independent exercise class that you could
take for like one credit hour and you could just go to the
gym like once a week and I ended up
not being able to complete it because I got a hernia
and instead I had to write a five page
paper about sports hernias
Chad GPT would have come up huge at that
point but I was like alright five page
paper on hernia versus going
to the gym across campus every
single like day
or every single week for the rest of the semester i can do that you chose the paper i i physically
couldn't work out the doctor told me like you can't work out anymore you have a hernia you
have to get this repair wasn't really a choice well no yeah no okay you know that the guy didn't
read my paper there's no way that the guy that's in charge of independent exercise read my paper.
Wow, he actually did it.
Yeah, this dumbass wrote the paper.
I wasn't like Randy, though.
I didn't make the period size 13.
Come on, my guy.
What?
Dude, you know I can pump out words quickly.
If I have the option to write a paper for anything, I'll do that.
Yeah, change those margins and 13 size periods.
No, dude, that's scumbag material. Y'all can't be doing that. write a paper for anything i'll do that yeah change those margins and 13 size periods no dude
that's scumbag material y'all can't be doing that i tried i tried to pull that shit like we all did
didn't we yeah the period one was just too easy not to wait what was the period one you just you
replaced all the periods with size 13 periods and it made your paper longer oh i didn't know that
trick oh it's a good one i try to do all the
text by like i would go up like tenths of a point it's like oh maybe they won't notice
when i was really when i was in third grade we were told that we had to write cursive and so i
decided that i was going to uh use our new computer to to type out the the sentences that
we were supposed to write in cursive i just typed them in the cursive font on the computer and I turned it in.
In a script font.
Yeah.
And the teacher lived two doors down from us
on our street.
And she walked down with the paper
and gave it to my parents and was like,
hey, can you have him write this, please?
Like, I don't even know what I was thinking.
Like, that obviously wasn't going to fly.
Who lived three dollars down for
you was it superman stop stop stop dude just no okay with that being said i guess it's time to do
some official announcements first and foremost as always we got that row back going the wilmont's
polos are still available if you're looking for the gift for the person in your life who needs it
which is pretty much everybody at this point the wil mons polo goes stupid hard backer 20 gets you 20 off uh next week on patreon we're doing
circling conspiracies or some note touching based um i actually found my conspiracy today
it's somewhat current oh give us a hint what field is it in? Is it science? Is it government?
Record keeping.
Record keeping.
Okay.
That doesn't do much for me, but okay. I didn't think it would.
I didn't think it would.
I don't want to give too much away.
I don't want you to see this story and be like, oh, Will's doing that.
Like vinyl?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
I was wondering if that's it.
Yeah.
No.
I'm not going to take that.
I'm not going to make you guys sit through a vinyl conspiracy.
That would be mean of me. Yeah. that would just be awful of me yeah um and then
yesterday we obviously did exactly five minutes the most electric podcast in wash media history
uh and we're doing list or voicemails 888-618-4422 again 888-618-4422 this week we got the washed
newsletter going out wash.substack.com. Your boy just put his column in.
I admit to crying in it.
I'm not going to be ashamed of crying.
It's a good cry.
It's a sad cry, but also a happy cry at the same time.
But without further ado,
I think we need to get to what everyone wants.
And that, my friends, is Will's five-star review of the week.
The audience is always ready for that.
They love it. They love it.
They line up at the door beforehand.
Also, while I'm at it,
happy 50th anniversary to
I think it's the longest song
that the Grateful Dead ever played.
Any guesses on how long this song was?
The longest?
It was played in Cleveland, Ohio
on December 6, 1973.
It lasted 37 minutes.
It's 43 minutes and 26 seconds.
Okay, it wasn't far off.
Not far off, yeah.
You know, I used to listen to a DJ Screws song called June 27th.
I think it was June 27th.
38 minutes long.
Love it.
There's a band that you definitely don't know about called no effects who
has like an 18 minute like punk song that just never lets up and it's great yeah the the june
27 song is just a bunch of people just freestyling over a beat that goes real like dummy hard
toss it on later we could get chopped and screwed it's it's it's something it's it is
very chopped and screwed all right go ahead's five-star review of the week.
I got some interesting news.
I don't know if this guy meant to give us three out of five stars
because he literally says that he's giving five stars in the review.
So I think he might need to go back and re-edit this.
Did he fat-thumb it?
He might have fat-thumbed it, yeah.
It's from mtackpipboy.
Okay.
It says, I'm torn.
It's giving five-star pod vibes.
He said, I love these guys.
Tuned in on a drive across the country in 2017 and haven't looked back.
Listened to these guys through Iraq on deployment to make me feel at home.
Their fun and easy banter is some of the best in the game,
but some of their content is just...
reckless.
Whoa.
He said, I said it, reckless.
They take bets with absolutely no follow-through.
The people want bleached buttholes and tattoos.
Stop teasing us.
Respect the odds.
I would feel like an irresponsible listener
if I didn't hold you guys accountable.
Heads up, Kings.
Ball's in your court for that five-star review,
but I need some bleach, Dorn.
The three stars was very intentional, it sounds like.
Yeah, the more I think about it, it was intentional.
Fuck.
He does have a good point.
Dave said that he thinks that we might make good on this
while he's out.
Dave's out today.
He's getting eyelid rejuvenation surgery today,
so he's going to be out for the next, I think, week or so.
Yeah, he just stacked up all of his procedures one after another
to take a little time off in December.
Not a big deal.
I'm really excited for his new eyelids, though.
He's had some mid-eyelids for a while now.
Why am I more willing to do the butthole bleach
than I am the fuckboy haircut?
Because no one would see it?
I guess you're right.
To be honest, the fuckboy haircut for you is actually not as bad
as for me because you're a hat guy like you wear a hat a lot you would be a hat guy for a few weeks
if you got it i would i would totally do it if it just meant that i was like at home and then went
to the office every day the issue that i have with it is like if i go to pick up like lunch from
somewhere then i walk in looking like i'm
trying way too hard at something if that haircut with your beard would be a weird uh juxtaposition
if you thank you thank you who is this like okay i don't know what you're trying to do here sir
randy you're right it's because no one would see the butthole getting it would be absolutely
humiliating yeah why though but you'd be the guy in the meme in the corner of the because no one would see the butthole getting it would be absolutely humiliating yeah
why though but you'd be the guy the meme in the corner of the party no one knows i have a bleach
butthole but if someone saw you the fuckboy haircut they immediately know but how am i
gonna prove it i got i got i got a like document we're gonna get it we're good because you're
gonna have to be on your back with your legs spread eagle i'd assume i don't think it's like
that you don't well i'm gonna assume it is and so we're gonna have to get a tripod and we'll put a camera directly over your face the entire time so
we'll see nothing but your face reacting to your butthole getting bleached benny would you be willing
to come with me to document it in a in a safe for work manner i yes i don't understand here's the
thing that i don't get why do people do it is it just an aesthetic thing yeah there's no there's
no like actual utility to doing it i i right i think it just looks cleaner thing? Yeah. There's no actual utility to doing it?
Right.
I think it just looks cleaner.
Is it common?
I don't think so.
Okay.
So, okay, people in pornography, it's a big thing for them because their buttholes are on camera, right?
Yeah.
And so I think that's what started the movement.
People are like, oh, if it looks good on them, it's probably going to look good on me too.
Okay, okay, okay. I've got some next are like, oh, if it looks good on them, it's probably going to look good on me too. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
I've got some next-gen stats on this if you want to hear them.
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The majority of the treatments have been laser therapy with around 5% opting for cream bleach
treatment.
So a lot of people doing lasers down there.
Laser beams.
Lasers. Wait, I would rather do the cream i mean for you yeah i think for you if you're just you're just trying
to pay off a short-term bet so i think you go cream i don't think you go i don't think you go
straight up laser no oh yeah you gotta you probably gotta do it in several different visits yeah when
i got my armpit botox like he was hitting all the glands just like straight up like everywhere and
like i feel like if you were doing the laser thing like they'd just be shooting laser beams up your
two hole all right if i'm gonna do this it's gonna it's gonna be a content play we're gonna do
content i'm gonna make a whole thing of it no that i don't want to be the light will shine in your
back door one day dylan i don't want to be super public about it though that's gonna stay with me
forever yeah i got a thing about this we can blur face. I think people will know that it's me.
The thing is like,
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That's good.
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I've said it before.
My most stressful times of doing ad reads is when they spell it out because I'm always
worried I'm going to spell it wrong for some reason, even though I just have to read it
right there.
You know, I'm the same way.
Even when I read along with you while you're doing it.
Yeah.
I'm like, I'm going to get this wrong.
Yeah.
It's just always scary.
What, Randy?
Something funny?
Say it, bitch. wrong yeah it's it's just always scary what randy something funny i say a bitch i have a friend in high school that you know when they go around do like popcorn reading where it's like all right
you have to read this paragraph on stuff one he would just read a sentence at a time then look up
at the teacher and they go oh no keep going he just read one sentence and just keep doing it
until the teacher never called on him again. I respect that grind.
You know, reading aloud in class growing up was one of my biggest fears.
It was one of my favorite things to do because I moved it a long time.
I played a hurry up offense.
I was like, let's go, people.
This is fucking boring.
Let's do this.
You're built for it.
I just hated sitting there for the slow readers.
I was just like, figure it out.
I got hella nervous, man.
And I would choke over words. And it sucked. I hated it. I didn't like it in elementary school.
But once we got to middle school and I realized that I was a quick reader, I was like, okay,
I need to get through this. There was a time at St. Edward's College when I had to take a religion
class. And I had to read scripture aloud. And I had never in my life done that.
That's tougher.
And I started reading, and I just – I got super nervous,
and I kind of like froze up, and I think about it all the time,
and it sticks – it like has stayed with me.
The teacher finally was like, okay, let's go to the next person.
She could tell I was having a tough time.
The one thing I did struggle with was Shakespeare.
We did Antigone, and we all had to take like parts and read parts and it was just like i couldn't keep
up yeah it was so over my head man isn't there a conspiracy out there that william shakespeare
didn't exist i've never heard this one i feel like there's one out there just putting it out
there all right famously died on his birthday i think it's time guys i think it's time it's a big time of year for us man end of the year
we're looking back on the year that was today uh noted dorn publisher time named taylor swift
times person of the year do you guys have any feelings on this do you think that's just she
was also time person here in 2006 this is as chalk as it gets i think yeah she had an enormous year she yeah like it was it was in
the bag for her she'd be if she wasn't already she became the most famous person in the world
this year yeah it's like everyone's talking about her and then the travis kelsey thing is like she
made him extra famous and he was already famous it's crazy that like britney mahomes is now just like in the royal family yeah like she's just she's just it she she had herself a 2023 well i think we'd be remiss with
times person of the year announcement i think we'd be remiss not to do circling backs person of the
year i think that's a good call well prior to this episode we uh we created a somewhat of a short
list of some people that we could go through and maybe
dub our person of the year. Right now, I think we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine. We have nine people right now that are up for it. And we took this exercise very
seriously. We did. We didn't want anyone here that didn't deserve it. We didn't want anyone
here that didn't have some type of hand in making Circling Back what it is. And so should we just go through this list one by one before we take our votes?
Yeah.
I think we know who Dave's vote is for, so we'll just hold that till the end and just do it.
The first one, the first person that got brought up was noted Rick Dick rejuvenator Brian Johnson.
Yeah.
Remind me his method of rejuvenating his dick.
I don't remember his what exactly
electroshock electroshock he had a blood boy his son is also his son is his blood boy yeah it's
yeah yeah okay which if you're gonna have a blood boy and your son's willing to do it like that's
kind of a good nice little scenario you have for yourself there i might use parks as my blood boy
at some point that's fine yeah that's fine what you just add their blood
to yours yeah i think you uh i don't know how it works i don't remember what the word is but uh
yeah i think you just uh i think you do some blood replacement a transfusion yeah oh dude i
fucking love transfusions on the golf course right right yeah or is it my blood's just dude
do you ever do you ever fucking have you ever traveled with tequila in it oh stop
okay that's an intern klein move the dick rejuvenation guy is number one i think well
he's not number one he's just our first number one on our list yeah yeah yeah he's yeah uh number
two uh is someone you might you might have ran into him at a crazy event that was happening or
you didn't because he stayed home if you you scroll to the Too Much Dip soundboard,
there's a, we can play it.
Because, you know, I'm on the board all the time now.
Right, Randy?
It's true.
You ran the board yesterday.
What, are you talking about this one?
Bro, let's go out this weekend.
There's a crazy event happening.
Obviously, it's Timon, dude.
Like, Timon's a heavy hitter for this one.
That guy's hilarious because no one would ever try to, like, get their get their boys like excited about going out by saying there's a crazy event happening.
Dude, there's a crazy event happening.
What's that accent?
South African, I think he is.
Yeah, I think he might be South African.
Really?
He puts out Nordic vibes to me though.
That sounds Eastern European.
He's so Nordic.
Yeah, but I don't know if I can differentiate between the South African accent and some European accents.
Latvian or something.
I don't know.
You're super deep in Latvian accents?
Yeah.
I figured.
Uh-huh.
Timon, just the name Timon is absolute heat.
Yeah.
You think his boys call him Moan?
You know the girls do.
Dude, they have to.
Hell yeah.
What's up, Moan?
Yeah.
Can you imagine Moan in your ear?
Dude. Oh oh this is
crazy that guy's hilarious he's also in really good shape i don't know if good shape is like
the the way to describe him he's like he's overflowing with muscle it's like a cartoon
he's got the he's got the one of the biggest chests i've ever seen in my entire life he's a
chest guy i you think i'm a chest guy i'm not the timon is well if you listen to this week's retail
therapy dropping on sund, you'll find out
that apparently chests are going to be the next body part of 2024.
Really?
That's what people are calling for.
Let's fuck.
It's the year of the chest.
Yeah.
I was actually early on this.
At my end list at the retail therapy thing at one place I went to, I said, expose chest
and chains.
Yeah.
Randy's got his chain on today.
Dan is just fist pumping right now.
Oh, yeah.
Dan's a...
No, Dan's a no dan's
a bat guy in a arm guy world dan has a big chest bit he's barrel chested he's got a big chest
speaking of big chest we got our next guy so is randy randy has a chest on yeah he's got a chest
on it i don't thank you we don't have to talk about my chest it's all right um our next guy
also has a big chest uh you guys you probably saw him on the timeline a couple times this year
kevin james has anyone had a bigger year than kevin like in terms of like the the net growth of his brand
this year i don't think anyone's had a bigger come up than kevin james uh gen z discovered kevin
james this year because of the meme are they ironically watching like king queens probably so
there's surely there was an uptick in that show right good i want these kids to fall in love with
leah ramini like everyone else did, and then they
can start watching her show on A&E or whatever it's on where she's anti-
What's it called?
Scientology.
I would say the only bigger meme was the Mike O'Hearn stuff.
I can't remember if that was this year or not.
Who is Mike O'Hearn?
The big bodybuilder guy that just like-
Dave and I love them.
He was everywhere.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. I don't know this- No, this guy's not the biggest meme. Is this the one standing at the computer? bodybuilder guy that just like dave and i love them he was everywhere hold on hold on hold on
i don't know no this guy's not the biggest the other one standing at the computer
this guy's just a bodybuilder dude kevin james yammed on him yeah dude kevin james that meme
was hilarious i i had a i laughed for like a week straight when that there was a community of people
who i saw when this meme started popping up there was like a small section of twitter that was
complaining about how this image was owned by Getty
and how people shouldn't be tweeting it out
because they don't have the rights to it.
And I've never gotten so on,
like I've gotten mad at things on Twitter before,
but I was just like,
are you guys seriously policing memes right now?
That is unbelievable.
You're such a dork.
What a boner.
Plus the reason they put the watermark on there
is so people know that it's owned by Getty.
Like they're getting free pub out of this yeah like it's like one it's twitter two like
why are you such a dork that you're fighting for a company like getty i wish i would have seen seen
that on the t i would have dunked all over them people are like oh yeah like the watermarks are
literally on there like you know you don't own that oh my god and then the people i saw people
cropping it out like cool like yeah dude cool
hope getty sees this has getty made like a stink about it probably not i don't think it's hilarious
if getty decided to take down everyone's thing i'd be like okay well that was a little aggressive
like take your football and go home dude getty subscriptions i believe are very expensive they're
insanely expensive that's why grand x went with shutterstock which just had a completely inferior catalog shutterstock was hilarious it was so fucking bad yeah it was the worst
like it wasn't the worst but it was like i ended up finding a different site that i got most of
our photos from from pgp because i was so tired of using shutterstock i would write an article
that was like football related or something so i would go to i needed an image i'd go to
shutterstock and type in like um college football game whatever and it would be just like a generic like animated
football is on a piece of grass terrible like terrible okay this probably won't use this but
thank you thank you shutterstock it was just the worst the shutterstock babe of the day was was a
fun that was good that was a good one that no numbers. No one clicked on that column.
It was hilarious.
Yeah, no one clicked that.
We have our fourth candidate today.
He was probably the biggest hero within the WASH Media HQ universe this year.
It was the dude who was built absolutely different,
who fixed our air conditioning completely alone when it went out.
I met him here that day, the day that we were supposed to get our AC or ac unit replaced he shows up on time i think it was like 9 a.m
and he starts to you know assess the layout of the office and you know figure out what's what
i'm like all right you got until you got guys coming to help he goes oh yeah they'll be here
in 30 minutes 30 minutes goes by 45 minutes go by i'm like he's i said you guys where are they man he's like
they uh they bailed on me something like oh great we're gonna have to delay like a full day
to get you know so we can get a crew in here to help him nope he's like i got it he hossed this
thing by himself he was here for like 10 hours that day it's like 105 degrees
outside so hot obviously no ac inside the office yeah i came back around like two o'clock and like
he was just still working by himself i'm like this guy is just built different unbelievable he was
our hero dog walk back into the next day it's just blowing cold air amazing that guy needs i like did
we did we give that guy a good
like recommendation to the company that we used? Cause he needs, he needs to be shouted out.
I let our property management know cause they recommended this company. I let them know that
he was our hero. Good. Just host it all by himself. Good. Good. Uh, well a little later in
the year, we had another hero into our lives, a ghost tour Vincent. Uh, he was probably the most
electric person we've spoken to in a while. Uh, us a lot of stories i've actually been downtown and walked by some of the spots that he
hit and i've gotten to tell people like oh they used to cremate bodies right here there's a murder
suey right here the cremation portion of that building blows people's minds when you tell them
they're like what it's a cool fun fact it's a great fun fact it's it's wild like i didn't think
i'd get anything from the ghost tour, actually, because I only partially
believe in ghosts.
But like, I walked away from that tour with a new historical perspective on several buildings
in Austin where I'm like, that's fucking cool.
That is cool.
They used to burn dead bodies here.
Yeah.
I want to go stay at the hotel downtown now.
Like, Vincent just got me kind of going.
Driscoll?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well known to be haunted
hotel yeah i'm not i'm not i'm not in the uh staycation uh portion of my life at this point
though yeah trying to save that skrill dog right i feel that uh after uh ghost tour vincent we have
someone that's been near and dear to dylan's heart for a while now um it's our first ai generated
person that's going to be on our person of the year short list it's mila sofia she released a video today is what i'm being told well i mean video is she she's she posted on
twitter like i dropped a youtube video of my you know my best moment my favorite moments of the
summer and it's just still images of her like in a bathing suit how many people have watched this
video uh she has over 2 000 followers subscribers that's so depressing yeah that's so fucking
depressing comments are what really kill me yeah but they're simpy they're simpy and nice right
they're not being mean to her right yeah they think she's perfect okay and they have she's
so beautiful is she perfect you know she's artificial so as far as artificial um people go she's pretty up there yeah she's
pretty flawless it's weird i i can't believe that like for someone like you who has so much trouble
like typing and like hunting and pecking sure i'm just amazed that you've been able to run
this account so efficiently yeah it's not me folks i i just don't i don't know i just can't imagine like clicking a like
button on an ai generated person who uh honestly doesn't even look like of age i i still i still
am troubled by the um only fans milla sofia doesn't have one as far as i know but there are
artificial artificial intelligent AI models.
Artificially intelligent.
Thank you.
Who have OnlyFans accounts and they go full nude on them.
So someone's making money off of this shit.
And that really upsets me.
I mean, Randy, you've been saying like so many girls are artificial these days.
I was going to do the Kendrick line.
I don't know it.
Is that Kendrick Lamar?
Show me something real Like stretch marks
Hey dude
Real G's are silent
Like the ones in lasagnas
Boom
There it is
Our next person on the short list
Someone who kind of struck a little fear into our hearts
Someone who we might have actually met unknowingly
The Austin Serial Killer
Dude I pulled him from his,
I pulled you from his grasp that night.
I'm not going to apologize for doing some on the ground,
boots on the ground investigations that night.
I did what you need to do in order to get on the radar
of the Austin serial killer.
I got absolutely obliterated with the boys.
When I made you call an Uber
and you walked outside to the
curb waiting and that dude followed you out there yeah dude he was gonna take me i was like uh-uh
he was gonna take me player i had to step in dog yeah dog thank you yeah thank you we probably
shouldn't celebrate a serial killer like in this way no but i mean we've had people of the year who
are i think we've had people of the year who are not painted in a great light wasn't hitler yeah
hitler was adolf hitler yeah. Adolf? Adolf.
What was the justification for that?
Time per person a year is not,
it's like the most influential person.
That doesn't have to be a good influence.
Was this before,
was this pre-Holocaust?
I think so, yeah.
I think it was like 1939.
Sheesh.
Bad luck.
1938.
So before he invaded Poland.
Yeah, 1938. He had a good pr team not a good maybe he had tree pain of taylor swift's pr team yeah that could be it our next one is an absolute king
who i've actually considered uh gifting some money to in the form of a cameo uh george santos
he's really having a moment right now. He is.
I don't know if I approve of everything that he's done.
But in a government where we have so many just terrible characters that we see on a daily basis on both sides,
it's really refreshing to see someone make an absolute mockery of it all.
Yeah. His skin is so perfect while doing it.
yeah his skin is so perfect while doing it this dude is um
he's he's he's like a surreal character like he's like it's like he's not real my worry is that he's actually going to go to jail and then we get he's taken from us he
george can't go to jail no we need george free just for the content but like he's such a celebrated
person in so many random circles at this point.
Is he actually?
Well, as a joke, I think.
It's like a bit.
I feel like if he went to jail, maybe the dudes in there would actually embrace him
and be like, dude, this is our king.
We love you, dude.
He's going to go to a nice cushy prison if he goes anywhere.
He's going to a white collar prison.
Yeah, he's not too worried about it.
He just can't stop lying.
That's the beauty of it. I like questioning every single thing that comes out of his mouth you
can't believe a single word he says it's perfect it's perfect our final our final candidate for
our circling back person of the year is the guy who refused to scoop the bagel for the californian
not the guy who wanted the bagel scooped but the guy who refused to scoop the bagel.
Who I imagine to be just the most
New York person of all time. What murder!
Yeah, he talks like that.
Bro, I'm not scooping your bagel. I'm not scooping your bagel,
bro.
I hope that
if anyone out there works at a bagel shop
and you're scooping bagels out for people, I hope you take note
of what happened here. If I owned a bagel shop
and I took pride in my work and my bagels, if someone asked me
to do that, I might be a little put off myself.
Like, you know what?
If you want to do this, I'll do it for you, but I don't appreciate you asking me to scoop
out the good shit in my bagel.
I'm going to put a sign on the wall.
I might just call my bagel shop no scooping player.
We don't scoop.
Yeah.
Scoop?
Nope.
I want all the carbs.
What's your favorite bagel everything
i don't have a place no i'm not asking for a place but in terms of if you're if you're getting
a bagel at a bagel shop you're going straight to the everything toasted everything with plain
cream cheese i'm fine with that i don't eat i don't eat everything bagels anymore not because
they don't taste good they taste amazing but i don't eat them inels anymore. Not because they don't taste good. They taste amazing. But I don't eat them in public.
They're too messy.
They're very messy.
Never knowing you're going to get a poppy seed up in that mouth.
It gives you that onion-y breath.
You just got to be careful.
Bring it all on, man.
That everything seasoning hummus I had was pretty good.
That stuff's good.
They've got everything seasoned pretzels that go pretty hard too.
What's your go-to bagel?
If I'm just doing bagel and cream cheese, it's going to be blueberry okay but if it's like a sandwich cheddar jalapeno jalapeno cheddar goes pretty
hard goes pretty hard i've been i've been kind of all over the map lately with my bagels i've
gone onion maybe a little have you ever just had a salt bagel just got like flex of salt on the top
of it and you get somebody like good ass cream cheese in there. That sounds good. Get a schwein. Salt bae?
No.
Like chunky salt?
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
I'm into it.
It's more of a salt play than anything.
Yeah.
I think it's time.
I think we need to run through our circling back people of the year nominees, and I think we need to each individually vote.
I'm going to go through these one more time to refresh everybody.
We have Brian Johnson, the dick rejuvenation guy.
We have Timon, who goes to crazy events or doesn't.
Kevin James, the dude whojuvenation guy. We have Timon, who goes to crazy events or doesn't.
Kevin James, the dude who fixed our air conditioning alone.
Ghost tour Vincent, Mila Sofia, the Austin serial killer, George Santos,
and the guy who refused to scoop the bagel.
I've got three hitters here that I'm deciding between.
Can I give you guys my three?
Yeah, I have two on the set.
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm between the guy who refused to scoop the bagel, just because i think he's kind of an unsung hero a little bit like i kind of like that the person
of the year could live in anonymity um i think the next one for me would probably be uh the dude who
fixed our air conditioning alone i you just when you have a dog like that in your life you just
have to acknowledge them and then my final person would be Timon.
Okay.
We share one.
The guy who fixed our air conditioning alone is in my top two.
Okay.
The other one is Ghost Tour Vincent.
Really?
You're giving Vincent the nod.
I appreciate Vincent, man.
He's in it for the passion.
Did we hit Vincent with like a cash tip or anything?
He would have loved a $2 bill.
We've been mowed him a tip, I believe.
Okay.
He definitely would have loved a $2 bill.
He would have been so fucking pumped up.
I think if we're just doing the vote here, I mean, my top two shares two of yours,
but we all share one.
Timon is one, and then my other guy
is the guy that fixed the air conditioning alone.
Okay.
Was it August when that happened?
It was so hot, dude.
I saw some slander on the TL
about how the circling back boys
weren't, in fact, built different
because we did it from Dave's couch.
To that, I will say, one,
the episodes from Dave's couch were fucking electric.
Two, it was so hot.
It was so hot.
It was a brutal, like it's always really hot in Austin during the summer.
It was a particularly brutal summer here.
You couldn't be in this office for more than five minutes without just sweating your ass off.
It was miserable.
Yeah.
It was terrible.
Since we all share that guy, that might be our guy.
But you know Dave is voting for Timon, though.
That's true.
Like Dave is 100% voting for Timon. When we asked dave for his nominees the first person he put in was timone
not even flinching so we have a three-way tie we have a two-way tie between we have three votes
for timone three votes for the dude who fixed our air conditioning august 30th was the when we were
at dave's couch okay yeah it's a hot time of year folks how are we gonna should we should we let the should we let
the backers vote between those two yeah okay they don't they're gonna go timon though because they
didn't get to enjoy yeah that's true that's true that's true it didn't mean as much to them timon
is on the board the soundboard yeah you can't put the ac guy on the soundboard though maybe which is ac sounds
some brown noise for the boys yeah well how are we gonna do this i didn't know we were gonna be
at a standstill should we call it brett right now i think based on my slack messages to brett i think
he's not awake right now which i respect he's on west coast time so he's allowed he's allowed to
be sleeping he's at a crazy event last night sleeping. He was at a crazy event last night.
Yeah, he's probably
at a crazy event last night
in West LA.
Well, fuck.
I don't know what to do.
We can do
co-people of the year.
I think we put it to the vote.
They're not going to vote
for our air conditioning guy though
and that's a travesty.
I think it's Timon, dude.
Let's just give it to Timon.
I'll do it.
I'm giving it to Timon. I'm taking, I rescind i rescinded the guy all right i think it has to be timone
let's give it to fucking timone all right i'm gonna make our timone i'm gonna make our timone
graphic after this episode today it's going up hey timone if you're out there if you're listening
thank you for straying us away from the crazy events that were happening so we could build a
relationship with other things that are more important in life like family and god we really
do appreciate that what if we get on his radar that'll be huge for us we could build a relationship with other things that are more important in life, like family and God. We really do appreciate that.
What if we get on his radar?
That'll be huge for us.
We could probably get him.
Oh, these guys love me.
I don't know if we get Timon.
I don't know if we could get him.
That's tough.
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and trust member fdic let's talk some golf i haven't played golf since august
it's not great i haven't played golf since the spring.
Have you been privy to the news that's been going on in the golf world, Dylan?
Kind of.
I don't really know how to feel about it,
mainly because I don't know if I have all the facts in place.
I mean, this was chatter several months ago from what I recall,
and I didn't know there was a new development.
Well, it's official.
The rollback is in full effect. Can you explain what the rollback is? You know what? I'm going to explain what the rollback is, but before I do so, I need to enable ads on golf.com.
The ball, they took some pop out of the ball. Well, okay. So here, I'm just going to read you
a little segment of this column
so that I don't get anything incorrect.
Shout out to the No Laying Up boys who are doing a great job with this
on their Twitter feed.
This says the stage has officially been set for a golf ball rollback
and it will include recreational golfers.
The governing bodies announced Wednesday morning.
Following a proposal in March that saw the USGA and RNA float the idea
of implementing a model local rule ball for professionals and elite amateurs the governing governing bodies announced a revision to the
ball testing conditions which will take effect in january 2028 for professional and january 2030
for recreational golfers so i don't i don't know if they're i don't know how they're changing it
because 30 2030 so we got a minute this says under the revised ball
testing conditions equipment manufacturers will have new offerings tested at 125 mile per hour
club head speed an equivalent to an 183 mile per hour ball speed i can't swing a club 125 miles
per hour not many people can if i swung when I swing as hard as I possibly can, and I am
trying to, and I'm trying, I'm only trying to get club head speed. I don't even sniff 120. I think
125, I think probably 5% of golfers can achieve that. It's insane. Like including amateurs.
And so they have all these other, all these other parts of it that go into
it. But now the current conditions that were implemented 20 years ago, before all this
technology really became like crazy technology, it was 120 miles per hour instead of 125. So they
were testing everything at a slower speed. And so now with everyone getting better and faster than
the testing, I think that's why, so like they're rolling back to testing but what are they going to do with the balls if they're rolling back the balls that the issue here for me
is that like are we going to have all of our boys just going out and buying like a million
pro v1s right now and just playing with these for the rest of their lives i know golf balls have a shelf life. Wait, can you... Can you...
Wait, this applies to everyone.
Can you go out and buy...
2030, can you go buy a regular ball?
Are they all going to be like this?
I don't know.
See, that's...
Okay.
I'm just going to Google what's happened.
I should have researched this before we even brought this up.
I'm an idiot.
I think that they're just making it.
I don't know.
I think it's the golf ball, though,
because when they're testing out the balls with the clubs,
they're adjusting that.
So, yeah, it's the golf ball.
Why not just go out and buy a bunch of balls in 2029
and then just play with them for the next couple of years?
Don't golf balls have a shelf life
and you can't actually use them for five years after the fact?
I have no idea.
I think they turn into rocks.
Really? I don't know. Do they harden? I don't't know i remember back in the day when we were like really you know when you were young and you got like new sporting equipment
you thought it was like the coolest shit in the world and you were like obsessed with all the
things you were supposed to do remember my buddy got some taylor made golf balls and he said that
you were supposed to store them in the refrigerator and we were like that is so sick dude we got to
put our golf balls in the fridge i'll tell you brother i haven't kept one around enough to know lose them in the woods
that's good you could use a rollback maybe you can't reach the woods
uh i don't know if it's gonna help me that much no uh this okay i mean technology it's not slowing
down rory is very in favor of this which automatically makes me start to be in favor of it.
I don't really want golf to become some power game
because golf has always been a game of skill and stuff.
The game has changed.
It sucks.
I know that the rollback won't affect me,
how I play versus the people that we play with,
but it sucks being short now.
I used to not be long, long, but I could keep up now. I used to be like, I used to not be
like long, long, but I could keep up with everybody. Now I'm short and I just can't
keep up with everybody. And like, I need the distance. I mean, people like, like fitness is,
has changed a lot. People are in better shape now. People know how to train to be longer.
Technology is crazy. I mean, if you if you look at if you if you hold a
driver from 2023 in one hand and one from like 1990 and the other they are incredibly different
yeah the size of the of the head is is massive i mean it's the difference is massive so i mean
what you can't you can't shorten golf courses i mean i'm sorry lengthen golf courses i guess you
could but that's a whole lot of trouble i think i think it's probably more i think it's actually probably more something had
to be done probably smarter to just make the technology a little stifled i mean these guys
these professionals a 330 yard par four or 350 yard par four they're going for it yeah i can't
yeah you know what i mean? Yeah. Game's
not, the game is not supposed to be played that way. By the way, this segment was called two guys
who know nothing about the golf ball rollback. Talk about the golf ball rollback. So we're,
we're right. We're crushing this segment based on how we originally thought about it,
giving the people what they expected. I do have two different things I want to talk about in the
golf world. Uh, one is, uh, we got John Rahm allegedly going to live for 450 million pounds i don't know what
that equates to in uh in usd but that that seems like a significant amount of money for our boy
john rom let me see a pound is one point there's a dollar Holy shit. Yeah, he's doing well for himself. I'd go to live for 450 million pounds.
They got John?
Not yet.
It's not official,
but it's very rumored.
I don't like that.
The next thing I want to ask you, Dylan,
is a hypothetical.
You've been to Augusta National Golf Course.
I have.
Beautiful.
I've never been there.
I'm getting a lot of pressure
to go to a practice round this year.
A lot of my family got practice round tickets
for the Tuesday practice, and so it's kind of fallen on me to go to a practice round this year. A lot of my family got practice round tickets for the Tuesday practice.
And so it's kind of fallen on me to go out and figure out how to get there.
Anyone's got a lead for me.
I would love one.
So they have tickets.
They've got tickets.
I gave up my ticket.
I think I had, I think I had a ticket.
I had a ticket offered to me and I thought there was someone in my family who deserved
it more and who would have a really good time with the people that were going.
And so I offered that ticket and said, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out if I can make it. I didn't know you were that nice.
It was one of the nicer things I've ever done. If this was a Thursday or Friday ticket.
You can find one. I'm going. Yeah. I feel like finding a Tuesday practice ticket would be pretty
easy. Here's the question though. This question starts off with the first part. Okay. Would you take $1 million, just no questions asked,
or $10 million, but you have to shoot nine under at Augusta
in less than eight hours,
but you get as many mulligans as you want?
Do you think that's even in the realm of possibility for you?
As many mulligans as I want?
Yeah, so you can reload on anything.
So you hit a bad drive, you can just reload
and try to hit a drive until you hit a perfect drive down the middle of the fairway.
Does the mulligan only apply to drives?
It applies to every single thing.
So you can hit as many putts as you want.
You just have eight hours to go nine under at Augusta.
Part of me thinks I could do it, but I'm like, hold on.
Am I willing to give up a million dollars to prove that I can do that?
You get eight hours to do it?
Yeah. You could to do it yeah think we'll think
you could absolutely but you have okay you're probably playing augusta in like five hours
normally because it's going to be a difficult course you're walking it do you think you could
actually do it nine under i think i'm shooting like 120 at augusta just normally so in order
to get to nine under i'm gonna have to be reloading on like every single shot numerous times. Okay. Every, every par five, a birdie's in the back.
You would assume every par three, you could eventually get a birdie too.
Yeah. You could do it. As many mulligans as you want?
It's the time issue. Okay. How little... Eight hours is a lot of time.
Okay. So what if you go down to 6 and a half hours
that changes things sure
but 8 hours is so much time
I think I'd get tired
you would
I'd be exhausted by 18
you just need one good shot
each stroke
dude you could do it
something tells me the backers are going to have something to say about this
where was this
this was on reddit and it became a big discussion on there.
People who are short off the tee are going to have much more trouble, obviously.
I can't hit the ball more than 240 yards off the tee at this point.
If I go 240, I'm happy.
I'm just going to hit a drive until I get one 310 in the fairway,
which is doable for me.
It might take seven shots.
$1 million guaranteed.
What if you're eight under going into 18 and you've got 30 minutes left and you're just like, okay.
The difference in 10 and 1 million is significant
giving up a million just to bet on yourself and then fall short your boys would never let you
like not only would they roast you for not being able to do nine under after in eight hours but
then suddenly you're just faced with knowing that you gave up seven figs it would be nerve-wracking
for sure but you could just reload putts every single time too like i would just have a bunch
of i would just bring like a bag of balls to every single green and just start knocking
putts until they went in yeah i mean if you yeah if you're 60 feet out put one close you're not
going to spend you want to spend 30 minutes trying to make a 60 footer yeah yeah but then
your approach there's no way you're gonna your approach will be closer than that anyway you get
as many where do you think you take the most mulligans drive approach or putt?
I think,
yeah,
I actually,
yeah,
that's,
that's,
that's,
that's the one because you'd have,
because the putt has,
you have to one putt every hole,
get one in the fairway off the tee.
You move on like,
all right,
I'm in the fairway.
That's all I really need to do here.
Save your stroke,
save your time and energy.
Go to your approach.
You have to have a good approach though.
You have to have a good approach because if. You have to have a good approach.
Because if you're leaving yourself with long putts or chips,
you're just leaving stuff out there.
You're not missing any putts.
Yeah.
No, but you probably are.
If you gave me 100 putts on Augusta Greens,
I'm probably missing most of them.
You just need to make one.
I know, but you have to make one 18 times.
Do we have a caddy? Yeah. Is it a caddy? Let's assume you have a caddy?
Yeah.
Let's assume you have a caddy. Let's assume you have an Augusta
stock caddy. Does the caddy know the course?
Yeah.
I could do it. Okay.
Please sound off in the comments on YouTube, please.
I could definitely do it. Comment below.
Put the graphic up. I'm not a great golfer,
but I could do it.
Sure.
Don't sure me. Don't sure me.
Don't sure me live on air, Randy.
It's disrespectful.
I mean, tough day to have the shanks or something.
Just go really bad with your swing.
Yeah.
You'd be nervous the entire time.
My first drive would be just an absolute
hosel rocket into the crowd.
Wait, is there a gallery?
I'm going to assume there's no gallery.
That would be too.
Then I'm out. The tee shot on 18 alone is so anxiety inducing when there's so many people
there i just like the the shot that they have of it plus imagine them just like giving you
shit when you're on your like your your eighth approach shot like dude you stink you stink get
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Is it time, Dylan?
I believe it is.
Dude, what's Iran doing?
So I run.
I run so far away.
It is pretty far away, Ron.
It reminds me of GTA.
Dude.
Isn't that song featured in Grand Theft Auto?
By City?
Maybe.
One of them.
I think so.
Yeah, like the trailer or something.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
Video killed the radio star was definitely.
They had a really good 80s radio station you could put on in the car and just cruise around in.
It was legit a good 80s radio station.
They definitely had video killed the radio star.
The new one looks pretty lit, Randy.
It looks like it's pretty much Vice City 2, but all focused on Florida Man.
Also with much better graphics.
Have you seen the people take the actual Florida stuff compared to the trailer?
Yeah.
It's pretty funny.
Yeah.
Once I saw the alligator going
through the the grocery store i was like okay we're getting deep into the florida stuff for this
one let's see are we going to space right now are you guys you're going to do your first ever
cocktail segment during space bar i've done a cocktail you did do one they let off with a
cocktail oh okay yeah okay okay so this uh oh we're back on time.com, by the way.
You ever heard of it?
I have.
Iran says it launched animals into orbit in preparation for human space missions.
This was the next like natural step, right?
You got to test with animals.
Yeah.
I mean.
Monkeys.
I think monkeys were in space before humans were, right?
They're not disclosing what kind of animals they're launching into space right now like it could be a sloth it could be
anything could be a polar bear we don't know what like what what kind of animals live in Iran
they sent a capsule into orbit carrying animals as it prepares for human missions in coming years
a report by the official IRNA news agency quoted telecommunications minister, I'm not going to try to say that name,
saying the capsule was launched 80 miles into orbit.
They barely touch space.
Reach out and touch space.
Right, right.
Can I give you some animals that are native to Iran that could possibly be on this space mission?
Ooh, let me guess.
Is it a goat one?
Yeah, yeah.
They call them an ibex.
It's a wild goat with long, thick-ridged horns and a beard found in the mountains of the alps the pyrenees central asia and ethiopia dude this
really just sounds like they are doing what we did we america just like decades later they're
just so far behind us like they're just catching up like we we've done this before
right yeah i think iran's a little behind when it comes to the space but right it's it's it's
newsworthy because not because of what they're doing but like when they're doing it i think
well this says wildlife in iran includes leopards bears hyenas wild boars ibex gazelles and mouflons
do you guys know what a mouflon is seriously never heard of this you guys know what a mouflon is? Seriously never heard of this. Do not know what a mouflon is.
Any guesses?
I would think it's some type of yak.
It's a wild sheep with chestnut brown wool.
They also have wild...
It says wild asses live in the caviers.
Sounds like Randy's apartment.
You see a bunch of booties in space?
What if you were in space with your prius and you're floating through space floating into the abyss and dying like we've talked about and you just look over and you
see this iranian like space missile going through the air and you just see like a
fucking wild boar in there just looking over at you
i don't know that was a good boy what's up play'd you do that so perfectly dude I that was
definitely born not pig that was good if you talk to my wife she knows that I am
a bore that's good
everyone calm down it wasn't that good it wasn't that good it's kind of cute That's good. Oh, dude. They're still laughing. They are.
Everyone calm down.
It wasn't that good.
It wasn't that good.
It's kind of cute that Iran's finally going to space.
Why are you patting Iran on the head?
Why are you Texas A&M-ing them, dude? Yeah.
So disrespectful.
I told you about how I remember to say Iran and not Iran, right?
No.
Went to high school with this dude whose family is from Iran.
Every time someone said i ran he said
where'd you run to he just naturally got there and it stuck with me yeah it worked yeah i don't
know when i made this pivot you can't be the dude saying i ran no can you get to the next one which
i'm more excited about yes this one's much more pertinent to our lives so this this segment is called space bar
right oh shit so it's like oh is it dylan is this about space or is this about a bar
thank you sorry you said space bar so i thought i'd just hit the music again dylan is this about
space or is it about a bar what if i told you it was both, you idiot? There is a space bar
that has opened in Austin, in East
Austin. It is a
bar with a space theme
and it serves cocktails to you
via spaceship.
Can we play this TikTok?
For the homies on YouTube, we got this TikTok.
Please play this for a player. I think we need volume, Randy.
Do we? I think we need volume.
This stuff delivers cocktails to your table
in a spaceship y'all it's called space cowboy and here's everything you need to know before you go
the inside of the bar is very vibey cocktails range from 1750 to 16 which i think is pretty
expensive only one of our cocktails got delivered by spaceship skip the torch rice crisp burrata
was not bad and we actually really like these space balls. But surprisingly, the steak was really good, and it got delivered
by a spaceship. Would you go to the space-themed bar?
Uh, yeah.
By the way,
the first time I watched it, it didn't register to me how
much vocal fry that woman has.
Yeah. It's a space bar.
Who says the cocktails range from
$17.50 to $16?
I think the automatic
caption thing got it wrong. It's $17.50 to $16. I think the automatic caption thing got it wrong.
It's $17.50 to $60 is what?
Yeah.
For like punch bowls?
Maybe.
Space bowls.
Or because they deliver it to you in a spaceship.
They upcharge you by like 1,000%.
I don't know.
So there are no waiters and waitresses at this place?
They just have a little spaceship that goes around the place and delivers your drinks
to you?
It looks like there is a waiter or a waitress.
I think if you sit at the bar, they serve it to you via spaceship.
But a waitress or a waiter,
I shouldn't say waitress, that sounds sexist,
will bring it to you if you're at a table.
I'm going. Randy, can we go?
Are you guys double dating there?
We're not going to get the steak
that she said was surprisingly good.
No, get space steak, dude.
Is it from space?
I don't know. What if they served space food like they do do like the packets of powder that you have to mix into water and shit
i don't think that's very good i don't think it is either they're good space balls they have uh
astronaut ice cream i'm down did you like space balls it wasn't my it wasn't my speed i've never
had astronaut ice cream we tried it in school it was like a yeah we tried it neapolitan specifically i remember i
don't think i don't think it was very good we never i never get to try it in school i feel
like they did bring it to i feel like people in our school did do that like in a science class
or something if they don't serve tang i'm out you love tang dude what'd you do with tang tang is
tang was like this space drink wasn't it that's right
tang man space shot we're not doing tang tank's gotta be horrible for you
you you drank tang yesterday during lunch it was kind of gas basically what that was
can we can we circle back real quick oh the name of the rocket that they shipped
into space with all the animals on it was called salmon
it was called salmon salmon do you think they put a bunch of salmon in space i don't think it's
pronounced like that it's s-a-l-m-a-n salmon okay again it's salmon rush d
this place is called space cowboy by the way are you guys gonna go to space cowboy yes
rainy it looks kind of cool it doesn't it looks way nicer than like most of the restaurants on
the east side no offense to the east side we're gonna get exactly one exactly one cocktail, and it's going to show up in a spaceship.
Why one?
Because we're going to go for content.
I don't want to hang out with Randy for more than I have to.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't think Randy wants to hang out with you.
See you later, space cowboy.
I'll be your space.
Anime fans will know that one.
I'll do it in Casey Musgraves.
Casey Musgraves, Space Cowboys.
It's a pretty good little song.
Dude, that whole album is no skips.
I fucking love her.
You know I got that on vinyl.
She's so talented.
I don't have a lot of country music stars on vinyl,
but Casey got the nod for Golden Hour.
What an album that is.
She's a great voice.
Just relax a little bit.
You're still fixated on her tree, dude.
She has great everything.
Yeah, how was her tree?
Hey, did you ever rate Emrata's tree?
I didn't see it on Twitter.
I know, I tagged you on Instagram.
I know, I saw that, and I wanted it to be on Twitter
so I could give her a 9.9.
I don't think she's tweeting much these days.
She does have a Twitter.
Should I just screenshot it from Instagram
and just tag her on Twitter?
Yeah, her last tweet was from November 24th,
so she's got to get those auto posts from...
All right, I'm going to screenshot it.
Maybe I'll get her attention.
I need the followers, though, to help me out, get her attention.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, you already DMed her the Mario holding the crown.
And she didn't see it.
I thought that was Casey Musgraves.
Dylan's done it to numerous people. You did it to Amar was Casey Musgraves. Dylan's done it to numerous people.
You did it to Amarato too?
Yeah, he's done it to numerous people.
Yeah.
He's just in love with them.
Is it time?
I think it's time.
Time for this weekend in fun.
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dylan what are you getting into this weekend i'm pulling up my calendar right now to make sure i'm
not misremembering i don't have anything going on i have parks on friday so we'll do we'll have a
little guys night maybe go to dinner maybe catch a movie or something. I'm not sure.
So that'll be fun.
Are there any movies out?
Are there any heat out in the theaters?
I don't know, man.
It's hard to find a kid-friendly movie in the theaters. Right now we got Wish, Trolls Band Together, Hunger Games,
Godzilla Minus One.
You should take them to Napoleon.
I've heard good things about Godzilla Minus One.
That new one dropped?
Yeah.
I don't think it's like of the Godzillas that's been out right now.
It's like an old thing, but it's like apparently a horror movie.
Oh, so not Parks friendly?
I think it's just like big destruction.
Someone described it as if Jason Borges.
I can't remember.
Jason Borges?
Yeah, if he was Godzilla.
It's pretty much just brutal, the way just destroys tokyo he's not the
hero but i've heard really good things parks loves god he thinks godzilla he loves godzilla he's like
a good character to park so i don't want to ruin that yeah you might not want to do that okay you
think you'd like napoleon by ridley scott two hours and 40 minutes i don't think so okay okay
yeah and my my weekend i i have nothing. Nothing going on.
Might try to see some family, actually.
Shout out to your family.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I have nothing, man.
Pretty wide open.
What about you?
I'm leaving town.
Your weekend's better than mine.
For the first time since the birth of our second child, we're leaving town.
I actually didn't anticipate leaving town this early without the kids.
But, you know, when you have a wife that didn't get a push present or really anything for carrying a kid for nine months, you go take a vacation.
So we're going to the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee.
Think they burn up there?
Oh, for sure.
You don't burn, though.
You don't burn.
Burn every day.
Dude, I'm going to have such a fucking vibe sesh up there.
I signed up for a pottery class.
OK. I signed up for a pottery class. Okay.
I signed up for a pottery class.
And so if I come into the stew with a mug,
it's not for you, dude.
Are you going to sit behind Sally
and reach around her and sculpt the pot together?
I've never seen the movie that you're referring to,
but I know you're going to the perf chair right now.
You've never seen Ghost?
I've never seen Ghost.
Randy, have you seen Ghost?
I've never seen Ghost,
but I'm very familiar with the scene.
It's a very popular scene.
Kids see Ghost sometimes. me more patrick swayze
chill out dude dave was right you are mega horny whoopi goldberg too
she famously dated ted dancing for a little bit do you know that whoopi goldberg did yeah
did not they were freaking for a little bit crazy Crazy. Good for them. Yeah, I was looking up hottest couples in the 90s the other day, and I saw that.
Anyway, and so, yeah, I think I might get a pottery class off.
I've inquired about doing a little morning of fly fishing as I'm still on my fly fishing
journey despite never fly fishing.
But, yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
I'm taking the earliest flight I've ever taken out of Austin, Texas at 5.11 a.m.
5.11 a.m.
You'll be up at three something.
Yeah.
What time do you have to get up?
Like three o'clock on the dot?
You get two kids to.
I guess I'm kind of operating on no sleeps anyway.
Like it doesn't really matter.
Do we need to send that boy a meal train?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll hook him up with something.
Randy, can you drop some stew off at Dave's place for the squad?
For his eyelid surgery recovery?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I can do that.
Yes.
Thank you, Randy.
What's Randy getting into this weekend?
Are you allowed to say?
Or are you like...
No, no, no.
Yeah.
No, Friday is...
I'm either going to get drinks and food with James and his girlfriend and friends and all that stuff,
or I'm going to Queens of the Stone Age with Dan and his sister and all that.
Apparently, we'll have box seats.
Dan would be a Queens of the Stone Age guy, and I don't mean that in a bad way.
What is that?
They're a band.
A rock band.
I never really heard of them, but apparently, they're popular.
Yeah, they're popular.
They're good, but they're not my speed.
So that's my Friday.
I'm doing one of those two.
Saturday, actually, I was just texting Dan
after you guys were talking about all this golf stuff.
I was like, look at the weather.
I'm like, ooh, good golf.
I know.
But the earliest tee time is 3.30.
So you want to golf, Dylan?
Probably not.
3.30, you get like an hour.
But it has nothing to do with golfing with
you i just it's golf in general you're waiting for the rollback yeah yeah i'm too long right now so
so my golf saturday we'll see and then rest of the time we'll just be kind of chilling
hanging out i feel like it's kind of the calm before the holiday storm like this weekend's
kind of the last time to to actually relax and relax and get the head right because next Thursday we have our WASH Media holiday party.
And we've made the absolute mistake of scheduling a coffee Friday
for the day after the WASH Media holiday party.
I've pitched an idea to Randy.
Which is, I am for this idea.
I just know that I'm going to have to prep it beforehand
because there's no way I'm going to want to be hung over
trying to figure out how to do what you're asking.
We'll set it up the night before
and we'll have a countdown
to when we actually record at 10.30 the next day.
But I want to live stream our hungover
post-holiday party recap Coffee Friday pod.
Okay.
We never live stream on YouTube.
I feel like we got to start live streaming
on YouTube more often.
Is this going to be a simulcast?
I don't really know what that one is. Yes, it will be a simulcast.
I don't know. What's a simulcast?
It's hard to say.
I should know,
but I don't.
Two things are being casted simultaneously.
Are we doing
two things?
Two forms of media.
Podcast. Podcast.
YouTube.
I don't think we're qualifying for a simulcast.
We work in media, I promise.
We should talk to the Dude Perfect guys
about how to simulcast properly.
Can you mansplain simulcasting to us?
I would love that.
A simulcast transmission of the same program
on radio and television
or on two more
channels. So I guess if we were
streaming on Twitch and YouTube,
that would be a simulcast, but we're not.
We'll just be doing YouTube. We're single casting? We'll be single casting.
Oh, that's lame shit.
I just got a text message from a random number. It said,
Hey, Annie, how about we
go shopping together tomorrow?
Are you going to respond?
Sure.
That's perfect.
Yep.
Just hit her with the sure.
Or him.
I don't know.
Randy, that's your line, dude.
Yep.
Oh, that's great.
They just got it.
Period or no period?
No period.
Ultimate.
Sure with a period is too biting. Sure without a period is no period? No period. Ultimate. Like, sure, the period's too biting.
Sure, without a period is just so, so nothing.
Sure.
What if there's some guy that's like hitting up a girl?
He's like, all right, she's in.
He has to pay it back.
Or he's going to be in for a rude awakening.
That's funny.
Should I ask this person to Venmo me first?
Yeah.
Pay Pig me.
All right, let's get out of here.
It's been fun. We'll see you guys later bye
you