Circling Back - The New Orleans Bachelor Party Starter Kit
Episode Date: August 16, 2021Three days in New Orleans leads to some fun stories, some hungover voices, and a Brett appearance to lead us through everything that happened. We also discuss the emergence of the rush TikToks from Ba...ma sororities and dissect the finale of HBO’s White Lotus. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:18) Recapping This New Orleans in Fun (54:19) Bama Rush Tiktok (1:04:15) White Lotus Finale (1:14:12) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Vizzy: www.vizzyhardseltzer.com/washed Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Grammarly: www.grammarly.com/steam (free sign-up!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy heart seltzer the only heart
seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Roth. Before y'all at home criticize me for my voice
or my face looking just kind of like shit, know that it's mainly because I dropped the fellas off
at daycare for the first time today. And in no way may you criticize me for performance, for looks,
and just anything today.
So, yeah, I just wanted to put that out there.
Just go ahead and throw the force field over me.
Thank you for having me, Will.
I didn't know you were breaking those boys off this morning at daycare.
They don't go to the same daycare, to be clear.
That would be tight if there was a place that would watch your kid and your dog.
Honestly, delete this. Start typing, Brett. It's a good idea. be tight if there was a place that would watch your kid and your and your dog honestly delete
this brett type to start typing brett it's a good idea just a one-stop shop for the homies
we also have uh dylan shivery in the building today this is the earliest you've been introduced
in a minute wow yes thank you my my computer is acting up and so my how many loads are left
my my my rundown is not updated It's just nothing but ad reads.
I'm wondering what exactly we're going to talk about today.
Dude, I'd love that for you.
Yeah, anyway.
Hey, guys.
Dude, a mega cute picture you took, by the way, of dropping the lads off today.
Where can they find that?
Well, if you go to my account at DShivery.
This fucking guy.
Yeah, I'm friends with Dave Ruff on there.
No, it's at Dave Ruff on there.
No, it's at DC Ruff on Instagram.
If you want to find out how New Orleans was,
you can go check that out.
Got a couple G's off.
Who got the most G's off this weekend?
Dude, no one's doing two of the same picture in one post.
But is there a subtle difference?
Maybe you should go look and find out. Is there a subtle difference?
At D. Shivery.
The answer may surprise you.
The answer may shock you.
No one thought that I would get two of the same picture.
I cannot.
Will, I'm waiting for the Will DeVries photo dump.
I need to go spend some time curating the photo dump.
Why were you just taking pics of me all weekend?
Dude, because you were on one.
I was Dave's personal photographer on Saturday, and he was absolutely killing it.
They only take pictures of Dave.
Like, dope pictures of Dave.
His vibes were immaculate.
His vibes were okay.
Some of the people, like, around New Orleans, like, that we met were like, dude, you're
worldwide.
And I was like, what's that mean?
Like, you're looking like Fitball.
Dude, I think it's because I'm obsessed with Dave's Slovenia warm-up top.
I just love it because it has major European soccer vibes.
And so I think that's why I was just volume shooting Dave shots.
Yeah, maybe when you buy a soccer kit, you'll get the will to freeze treatment.
I will never buy a soccer kit.
I'm going to buy you one.
I'm not going to wear it.
What would be the worst team for Dylan to ride for?
I'm going to have to think about that. I'm not going to wear it. What would be the worst team for Dylan to ride for? I'm going to have to think about that.
I'd ride for it.
Austin FC, of course.
As it is the only pro team my city has ever had in its existence.
We do do that Euro drip, though.
Yeah, we do.
I don't want the Euro drip.
Speaking of Euro drip.
I'm not going to rep Slovenia when I'm American, you know?
We got Mr. Nordic vibes himself in the building today.
The Magic Bullet, some know him.
Biz Dev Brett.
Tell you what, I'm just here to do two things.
Okay.
Drink Celsius and ask you questions, and I'm all out of Celsius.
Oh, are you really?
No, I got like a sip and a half left.
Jeez.
Brett got the nod today, I think, for several different reasons.
One, we needed an outsider's perspective of asking us some questions about New Orleans
so our glazed
over brains don't just forget things but then we i mean we also just needed brett to maybe just help
us through this entire episode i got you i'm the reliable guy who's just there to help things along
i'm the sideline reporter i'm the host in the studio i'm happy to do all those things today
none of us none of us have none of us seem that bad right now. I'll say that. No, I'm surprised by the vibes.
Randy went to Nashville for like a day and came back and was dead.
Yeah.
Like, we're dominating Randy right now.
Why are we so different than Randy?
That's a good point, man.
People are wondering.
The dude's like 21 years old.
We're mid-30s.
And we're just like doing laps around this kid.
So I ran into him in the parking lot.
I was coming back from the dumpster.
I wasn't getting a COVID test done.
I was throwing away our trash.
Right, right.
And he was walking in, and he, like, looked at me, and he gave me a,
hey, what's up, big guy?
He big-guided me.
Dude, he came in here and did basically the same thing in front of everybody.
Yeah, he came in with way too much energy.
Just showing off the fact that he didn't get into one over the weekend,
and we did.
Cool, dude.
He moved for, for like 30 hours.
God, we have one weekend out of the last forever that we actually get to go run,
and we have Randy guilting us in the studio the next day.
It's not okay, man.
I had to go to two separate daycares, and I still beat Randy into the office.
He's got to figure out his new commute, where he's 20 minutes closer than he used to be.
True.
No excuses anymore.
Are there any good breakfast taco places between Randy's new apartment and the studio?
Because he's going to be getting to know them real well.
Oh, you know Brandy is right, or Randy is right next to Home Depot.
He's close to Bougie's Donuts.
Okay.
I'm not a big donut guy.
A lot of sugar in the morning.
You should be.
I mean, I did have a Sprite at the airport yesterday that has 64 grams of sugar in the morning You should be I mean I did have a Sprite
At the airport yesterday
That has 64 grams of sugar in it
63?
63
I told Bae about that
I was so shocked
I was like
Do you know how many
Grams of sugar
Are in a 20 ounce Sprite?
And she guessed
Like 20 something
I blew her mind
With the 63 number
Yeah you made me feel so guilty
That I didn't even finish it
Oh my gosh
It was all you
Did you know that Brett?
I do dude I haven't I don't even finish it. Oh, my gosh. It was all you. Did you know that, Brett? I do, dude.
I don't drink soda.
63 grams of sugar.
But if you're at the airport at 9 a.m. after a New Orleans weekend,
a Sprite sounds pretty good.
Give them the full context, too.
What?
Shake Shack?
We were at Shake Shack buying chicken sandwiches at 9 a.m.
The squad was doing chicken sangers.
Dylan did get a pretty good-looking breakfast sandwich from Shake Shack,
which I didn't even know existed.
My breakfast sandwich, I didn't know they had breakfast sandwiches there,
was incredible.
It looked good.
It looked good.
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Says, Will saves his best performances for when Dave's little whiskey girl's on the mic.
Dave doesn't laugh ever.
Dylan, O-O-A-T, Oded, oldest of all time.
That was kind of mean from her.
There's people that are older.
I feel like there are people older than I am.
Yeah, but they're drinking nips of whiskey every night.
All right.
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I thought he had an extradition thing.
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Did you just give your fake nickname its own nickname?
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Is there still that one sitting in your fridge
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It absolutely is.
I left it there, yeah.
A purple drink every morning.
There was a split second where I thought
that that was part of the mini bar.
It was just a styrofoam cup with Lafitte's purple.
But no, it was yours.
Yeah.
You could have had it, honestly,
because it still, we left it yeah
it just it had melted it just didn't have the same vibe it turns out one purple drink is plenty
nah at lafitte's i'll give me a million yeah so our boy uh pierce bought me that second one and
i had like two sips of it and took it back to the hotel also turns out when it's uh completely
slammed in there because of a charity event. They serve them until you melted.
Yeah, they didn't have time to feed them.
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I think we have a little bit of a different format.
Yeah, I was going to say, I usually kick these things off,
but it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for me to talk about my whole weekend
when we all have the same one and there's much to talk about.
But can I say something off the top real quick?
Yes.
The number of just listeners that we met in New Orleans
was a little bit overwhelming for me.
So I want to say I might just undersell it in my head,
like how many people we reach
and how many people actually listen to us and know about us.
It was very, very cool.
So to everyone who said, what's up, thank you so much.
I mean, at the pool, on Bourbon Street, at the airport,
everywhere we went pretty much.
Tell them about the guy at the airport.
Oh, yeah.
The guy at the airport,
after we had met many listeners throughout the entire weekend,
I'm in line, southwest, of course, to get on the plane.
And as we're walking up to the gate, the guy in front of me leaned over and said,
Hey, man, are my arms tiny enough?
Loved it.
I got a hearty laugh out of it.
Weren't you telling me that they weren't?
Like they were actually kind of gross grossly muscular and bulbous he was a little bit a little bit
muscular for my taste yeah um but it's okay he has time to work on those arms i'm not judging
but yeah yeah keep watching too late for him i'm thinking about getting like another mole removed
to my other arm just to make sure my arms are even when it comes to their tininess how is that it's actually shaping up pretty well i feel like i'm not getting nearly
enough credit for literally getting surgery this summer trying to make my arms smaller
and then you try to play golf with it and re-injured yourself yeah and just completely
derailed any recovery that i had it was a really good call yeah shots to the guy too that was in
the airport saw y'all and did not come up because he says quote uh didn't come
up to them crowded airport gate and they just finished a bachelor party being left alone was
most likely a high priority at that point shouts to tyler so he was there well i do respect what
what what you're going for there we would have we would have loved to have uh said what's up yeah a
little bit of gas might have might have done some some good for us gas never hurt we didn't even try
to sit next to each other on the flight. We all just spread out.
Yeah, what was that?
I had the whole row saved.
Why did y'all just ignore it?
I needed a window, man.
I needed a window, too.
I sat in the aisle seat because, you know, as everybody knows, my bladder's small.
I pee a lot.
For some reason, didn't pee on this flight.
Just saying.
I was a little sad.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
Dehydration. I said zero words in the whole
the entire flight no peeing zero words none none didn't need to say anything i put my headphones
on didn't even turn them on had nothing going through them and i just put my head against the
window and slept for the entire flight i took a little cat nap uh do you want to know what i
listened to was it vin diesel no it was not vin what was it it was i i read i got back into sturgill
and i listened to uh what's the album with like breakers roar all that two ago the one that's
written entirely about his son and i was listening to on the plane and i was i'm not kidding i was
sitting there just eyes closed like go like in an emotional tailspin.
And then afterwards I was like, why am I doing this?
Oh, Dave.
I haven't listened to that album since the kid.
Oh, my God.
Since the Rhodes Man.
Dude, I got home yesterday and immediately watched Ted Lasso from Friday.
I cried for 20 minutes.
David, his song Welcome to Earth, which is one of his older, more popular songs.
That's the one.
That's the first song on the album. I didn't know this even existed. I'm going to go cry today. Sail his song Welcome to Earth, which is one of his older, more popular songs. That's the one. That's the one. That's the first song on the album.
I didn't know this even existed.
I'm going to go cry today.
Sailor's Guide to Earth.
I think it's cool.
Whatever.
That one's about his kid, and it'll get you.
Brett, from an outsider's perspective, how would you say we did?
Yeah, well, I guess we can introduce this.
We did a party pod about Will's wedding about a year and a half ago.
So this is the format I wanted to, or not I, but we wanted to go at this bachelor party with.
Instead of you guys being like, oh, remember like this?
My brain is operating too low to actually like recap things.
So I figured it was best if we had Brett in here just volume shooting questions.
Outsiders perspective is a perfect amount of content to not volume shooting questions. Outsiders perspective, it was a perfect amount of content to not volume shooting ratio.
I think everything you put up
was quality.
Let's go.
There was not any egregious post
besides maybe when you both
did Saturdays at Poe the Boys.
That was just Dylan trolling me
because I trolled his initial tweet
about starting off in New Orleans.
I ripped his exact tweet.
Got it.
Minutes later.
That was the bit.
The one outside perspective that if you had missed either one of those tweets,
you were like, what is happening?
By the way, a lot of people are talking about the fact that I almost doubled
him up in likes on that one.
Did you?
Yeah.
You needed that win, though, because I absolutely lapped you.
I absolutely ran him down.
Okay.
It's kind of like Will was up 3-0, and it was gentleman's sweep.
Dylan got game four.
Dylan got game four dylan got game four dylan really flexed when when he put up the the original fit pic before galatoire's launch though
and just i mean you're reaching five on the gram right now yeah wow i'm approaching 5k likes oh
dude shout out to desmond is that his name yeah best photo taker there is. He was an absolute real one.
He went absolutely off taking that photo.
He was so excited to take it.
When someone asks if they can take your photo and they absolutely crush it,
he just got low on the ground and did the full crouch.
What's his at?
Every angle.
Dylan, what's his at?
His at is at D-E-M-O-N-D-D underscore underscore.
Swag.
That's very confusing, but you got to do it.
I mean, this dude has a girlfriend that likes to have her picture taken.
He knows all the angles.
He knows how to work a camera.
He's fantastic.
He did it to him.
Yeah.
Let me ask you guys this.
Yes.
It's Thursday.
The airport warm-up.
It says here that Dylan tried to get pizza, but he got pizza combos.
What happened there, Dylan?
That was tough.
Yeah, so I was hungry.
As you are.
And I wanted pizza.
And for whatever reason, the pizza place there, I forgot what it's called,
closes at dinnertime.
That's a good call from them.
So they closed right before I went up to the window.
Our plane left at 6-something, so it was like legit like 5 30 which is a weird time to close but they did and so i was
like man i don't i just got a chicken sandwich i didn't want a chicken sandwich again so i was
like i walked i walked around and i found some combos and they were okay okay they were okay
was anybody expecting pizza that you just came back with combos like hey guys i'm sorry no dave and i actually went to the pizza place together and we were disappointed i bailed
and did fly right got chicken sandwich i got the spicy one and my lips burned the entire plane
ride it was fantastic nice did that did that first plane ride was there any uh did you warm it up
with it alone started to get rowdy no it didn't i did one single because of the invisible enemy
uh they weren't doing alcohol drinks.
No, no, no.
Oh.
They didn't do any drinks on the flight.
And so it was a very tame flight into New Orleans, unless you are Micah, who did pack a paper bag full of shots of Fernet.
Wow.
Yes.
What is he doing?
Dude, no one actually likes Fernet.
I like Fernet, David.
I do, too.
I do, too. It do too. I do too.
It tastes like mouthwash.
Yeah.
Dude, most – everybody after that, when I was waiting for Uber with Pierce
and whoever else was with us, we were just all like,
dude, why does he keep ordering that?
No one wants this.
I'm not saying I hate it, but it tastes like mouthwash.
Every dinner we did ended with Micah ordering Fernette.
I was fine with it.
I love that move.
I was fine with it.
So you guys landed in New Orleans Thursday night.
At what point was the decision made?
I know the game plan was to kind of take Thursday night easy and go to Galatoire fully ready to go.
At what point did that game plan change?
And to pedal to the metal?
I don't think it totally did change.
We didn't full throttle it.
You didn't?
Didn't Lil lose his wallet?
Yeah. I lost a few things
this weekend. Okay, you did. Yeah, I wasn't the
best at keeping things on my person somehow this weekend,
but luckily for me, everything that
I lost, I lost in Dave and Dylan's room.
Everything, it just kept ending up
on my nightstand. Yeah, I don't know why,
and I don't know how. To be honest, I don't really remember
spending that much time even in your room.
I could name one time that you were in our room.
But somehow I left my wallet one night in the room
and then my sunglasses the next night.
Not enough people are talking about the fact that we passed out
Friday night after Galatoire's and rallied and stayed out until however late.
Last call.
No one saw that coming.
The craziest part about it, y'all passed out in a bed together
and we were partying around y'all in Micah's room. And it wasn't like we were trying to bully y'all passed out in a bed together and and we were like partying around y'all in micah's
room and it wasn't like we were trying to bully y'all into going out like we were fine either way
it was like all right well let him sleep whatever and y'all just got up on your own accord and just
like joined that was the most impressive thing we had to that's shot we had no other choice
it's well done i'm gonna go ahead and admit now i don don't know if Micah's friends are going to be listening to this, but Pierce and to anybody who bought me shots at Razzouz Thursday night, I didn't take any of them.
I poured them on the ground.
Wow.
Dave wasted about $40 to $50 in people's shots this weekend by grabbing them and throwing them immediately on the ground.
I did not want to start the trip off with just going pedal to the metal,
and I was going to try to hit yoga with Micah.
Yeah, I did spit my Jell-O syringe into the trash can, which did not help.
She's got to chill, man.
I didn't.
I didn't realize that we were getting rid of those Jell-O syringes,
so I just took my –
This is all Thursday, correct?
Yeah, so Thursday we went to Razoo's.
I think it's a pretty popular bar on Bourbon.
We actually went to Pat O'Brien's first, another probably the most well-known.
But there were seven people there?
There were seven people at the bar.
Yeah, both places we went to were not big places,
which wasn't the worst thing in the world for night one in New Orleans.
So we ended up just kind of posting up at a table together, hanging out.
So we sat out back.
Just kind of wanted to know each other.
We sat on the back patio at Razzoo's.
Inside, there was a dance floor scene that was mega aggressive.
Interesting.
Like a total scene that we were way too early in the trip to even –
and too old to even think about it.
But we were watching them.
We were watching them from afar.
Yeah.
Was the bachelor party at full strength?
Was everybody there on Thursday night?
We were missing one person, I think.
Okay.
That's enough to call it more or less full strength.
It was a pretty easy decision, I think, for us to shut it down on Thursday night.
We stayed out still kind of late, though.
Yeah, we did.
I didn't realize.
I didn't know.
I guess I just didn't register this the first time I went to New Orleans that you can just bring a drink anywhere.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I think I did do that, but I don't think I realized, like, how easy it is to just do whatever.
It's a free-for-all, man.
Did anybody do a hurricane?
No.
Not within this group.
Okay.
I have had a hurricane from Pat O'Brien's before, and it kind of ruined my stomach for that day.
And so I think I've retired from the hurricane game when it comes to Pat O'Brien's.
You probably had as much sugar in that Sprite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dave, this one's for you.
Friday morning. Sure. You went to yoga. sugar in that Sprite. Yeah. Yeah. Dave, this one's for you. Friday morning.
Sure.
You went to yoga.
Take me through that process.
So Mike had been hyping up this yoga thing,
and I took it somewhat easy the night before,
and I woke up, and I felt pretty good.
So I was like, okay, I'm going to go.
I'm going to put on these 10,000 workout shorts, built-in liner.
You know what it is.
I'm going to go. I'm going to see if Mikeah does if he's gonna make it i bet i was like there's no way and i'm gonna end up coming back up
to the room i get down there and there's yoga instructor one young lady who had just driven
from los angeles to new orleans which is micah's bachelor why didn't she not for the bachelor part
i don't know what she was doing. And then Micah walks in.
And then the three of us did a yoga class outside.
It was pretty low.
It wasn't hot yoga, although it was outside.
But it wasn't like a serious.
A lot of the positions were very easy.
There was nothing where I was like, oh, no, I'm going to lose it.
There was never a moment where I thought I might blow chunks.
Can you explain that Micah was singing a song to himself the entire class?
He's the piano man?
In a class of three people.
There's a class of three people.
He's right next to me.
And, like, we were doing, like, the thing where you're on your back
and you're kind of putting your windshield wiper with your knees,
just kind of opening up the lower back.
And Micah's, like, humming and singing a song to himself.
And I was like is he I
didn't know if he was okay or not and afterwards he's like yeah I think was a
Hall and Oates song he's like yeah that's kind of my happy place
Sarah smiles is happy play I don't know what it was but he was singing it and it
was just like the yoga instructor it was a lot I was I was very impressed though
Dylan or will was there any any tempt any
temptation to make that yoga class friday morning i wanted to uh but then i decided to keep on uh
doing my thing at night and not go you're probably better for it yeah i i knew i was never gonna make
it i've been i've never done yoga before i didn't want to do it for the first time hung over you
know yeah i've been having some balance issues if I get in weird positions stretching
or doing some other yoga stuff.
So I thought it best that being
operating on a hangover in a hot
New Orleans yoga class,
I didn't know if it was the best idea.
Major vertigo vibes from your boy.
I'm not talking about the U2 one.
I was going to say do an album.
Was the heat a factor? You mentioned the heat.
Was the heat a factor at all during the weekend, and who did it get to?
No one.
Nobody.
God shined down on us on Friday and gave us the best possible weather we could have for a bunch of guys wearing suits around New Orleans.
It was strangely pleasant.
Like, weirdly pleasant Friday afternoon.
We were walking down Bourbon Street at 4 o'clock.
In suits.
In suits.
In suits.
And we were, like, totally comfortable.
Didn't make any sense.
The National Weather Service, they had, like, issued their forecast.
And there was actually a softball-sized pit stain watch for me.
And it just never happened.
The flood warning did come out.
Well, yeah, that was different.
I did think it was kind of funny that pretty much an hour after we arrived back in Austin yesterday,
everyone's phone lit up with flood warning text.
I was like, that's interesting.
Hey, I got a question for you.
Yeah.
Whose fit went the hardest?
Well, I wanted to ask you internally first.
But I don't want to offend any of y'all.
Whose fit went the hardest? When Dylan puts the camel coat on, it's game over.
When Dylan puts the camel coat on, it's game over. When Dylan puts the camel coat on, it's game over.
You know this.
Everybody knows this.
Do we not think that Dave's shirt underneath the camel coat
might have had enough Armond vibes to get him a nod?
Of course it's up there.
It is up there.
I'm just saying everybody knows when Dylan puts the camel coat on,
it's game over.
But Dylan was wearing his with all birds.
True.
No.
Look at my – you saw the heat on my feet, dog.
Are those the same ones people thought you were barefoot at the meetup with?
Yeah.
They're absolute flames.
So the fits all went.
People keep asking me who makes them, where are they from.
They're Nesolo for the record.
Nesolo.
Nesolo.
No free ads, but Nesolo.
I'm driving Nesolo.
Let me say this. Every fit murdered. No, we felt good about it. The. I'm driving Nassau Low. Let me say this.
Every fit murdered.
No, we felt good about it.
The fits murdered.
We felt good about it.
Well, let me take you.
We all put on a show.
Between 10 a.m. on Friday, you're kind of getting over the hangover, and 12.30, what
went into your pregame with Galatoire?
Actually, I had a great pregame for Galatoire's.
I drank some liquid IV in the hotel room.
What was the playlist?
Oh, I tossed on. pregame for Galatoire's. I drank some liquid IV in the hotel room. What was the playlist? I was watching a very heady
Grateful Dead documentary on the way to
New Orleans. I can confirm that's true.
It kind of got me in a mood to get wild.
And so I just started blasting a live
Dead album before we went out
there as I cured my hangover.
And I will say it worked out very, very well.
It put me in a
spot to get to Galatoise and feel really
good about it and i have to say that i know we're going to get there galatoise might have been my
favorite restaurant experience i've ever been a part of it was an absolute movie dave you get
into galatoise you walk in the door you're feeling good about yourself what happens next
um so i really didn't know anything about galatoise going in um i walked in and they're
like all right mr peso
it's like great to see you again i was like dude i've literally never been here uh shout out dr
mark we talked about our fits dr mark's fit was unconscious what was he doing he killed it he
totally put he totally put us to shame who's dr mark again just for the people listening mark is
a listener who an old uh a long a longtime listener of ours.
First time caller.
Yeah.
And so he has forged a friendship with Micah.
Like, it's not just like they communicate via online.
Like, he and Micah will hang out if they're in the same city together.
It's because Micah was going to New Orleans like two-ish years ago.
Yep.
And Mark reached out and basically helped him put together an itinerary.
He's a New Orleans guy.
Yeah.
And ladies. And they've just been like in communication ever since. an itinerary. He's a New Orleans guy. They've just been in communication ever since.
Got it. Okay.
He's got the most clout of any OBGYN in New Orleans.
He's awesome.
He's my friend now. We're friends. We're boys.
And he indulged me
with just some generic
recent parent questions, and I thank him for that.
He indulged me hard.
I actually accidentally texted Sally from Lafitte's
with some information that I'd gotten out of him.
She's like, who the fuck are you with?
And I referred to him as an OMGYN,
and Sally's like, yeah, I think you should go home.
OMG.
Apologies for derailing on Dr. Mark.
It's okay.
Let's get back to Galator.
We get in there, and it's...
It was the highlight of the trip.
Everything about it, the lighting, the atmosphere,
the service was just top-notch. It's a very the lighting, the atmosphere, the service was just top notch.
It's very Southern feeling.
You're in there for five hours or something.
I mean, I remember I looked at my watch and saw we were two hours in.
It was like, Micah has no intention to leave for the next three hours.
So I was like, I don't know how we're going to do this.
What is the – I'll get to the food in a minute.
I want to know, when you're in for something like that, what is the drink situation?
We were drinking everything. We drank everything. We drank everything from milk punch mimosas micah had a martini at 11 45 we did tequila shots at one point oh uh we actually did
that one yeah we did other we did uh some the champagne was we got a lot of champagne big for
dylan yeah i was still in a a mood where he ordered the champagne like...
I was flying.
I mean, bottles were just showing up at the table for the entirety of it.
And then when we got the fried chicken at Galatoire's,
they brought out a bucket of Miller Lights for the boys.
So Mark, he had been there many times.
So we let him just kind of run with everything.
He ordered all the food and the majority of the drinks as well.
When we ordered the fried chicken, he asked if they'd also bring us out Miller Lights,
which is an interesting move, but it was a perfect pair.
Sure.
The thing about Miller Lights was Will tweeted.
Yeah, they have great taste, but they're also less filling, which is nice.
Right, that's what people forget.
So is it one of those restaurants where the menu is kind of set for you,
or is it you can kind of go with what your gut wants?
For the Friday lunch, you can just order stuff.
Okay.
It's not pre-fixed is what I'm trying to get at.
I had a buddy who went for dinner the next night,
and it was a pre-fixed menu for their bachelor party.
But they also had about 20 dos with them,
so it makes sense that they would do a pre-fixed menu.
The only thing that I think I did wrong, and maybe it was right.
Who knows?
I found myself being worried that if I over
ate like one of the early like early on then I wouldn't you know when they really like when the
lamb chops or the chicken came out I wouldn't be hungry so I like nibbled for the first yeah
and by the time we were done I was very satisfied but I was not full yeah our dishes were spread out
probably over a three and a halfa-half-hour span,
so I just kind of kept getting hungry throughout the meal.
So you're saying you left Galatoire not full.
Right.
I was expecting to be grotesquely full, and I wasn't.
I was satisfied.
Not, like, miserably full, despite eating, like, heavily breaded fried stuff.
And, you know.
I've got to be honest.
I didn't have that on my bingo chart.
I thought, which probably set you up better for Friday night
because I think all of you expected to go home and basically nap.
Yeah, which we did.
That's when the nap came in.
Sorry, go ahead.
I was just going to say,
if you are at all on the fence about ever doing this lunch,
you need to get over that right now.
Yeah, it's incredible.
It was so fun.
It was such an awesome place.
Service incredible.
Food incredible.
Drinks fun.
Everything was great.
Like, could not recommend doing it more if you have a trip to New Orleans in the future.
Did a seafood tower make an appearance?
No.
Dave, that's on you, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
Look, I didn't want to do too much. Like, you weren't trying to be a hero? No. Dave, that's on you, man. Yeah. Okay. Look, I didn't want to do too much.
You weren't trying to be a hero?
No.
Okay, best bite of food at Galatoire from the three of you?
Fried chicken.
Yeah, chicken.
I love fried chicken, personally.
Those little fried plantain things at the beginning, it was just an appetizer, but they were fire.
Was that the one with the air in the middle?
Oh, and they hit it.
Why was that so good?
No, it wasn't a plantain.
It was bread.
There was something that was just like you bit into it like it was an egg roll or something.
There were two things.
And there's nothing in it.
There was one that was deep fried squash that was really good.
And then there was another one.
The DFS.
It was eggplant?
Yeah.
And then the other one was.
He called it DFS.
Deep fried squash.
No one.
But then they also had these little tiny thinly sliced pieces of potato.
That's right.
And they were served with hollandaise sauce.
And I don't know if you guys know this about your boy.
I love hollandaise sauce.
Hollandaise.
It would be so nice.
They used to call you Eggs Billy back in college, right?
Yeah.
No one did that.
Then after that, we were chilling at the Hollandaise Inn.
We did go back.
We did get a noise complaint at the after party of Galatoire's.
At Galatoire?
No, at our hotel room.
People were calling us the bad boys at bourbon.
On the way back from Galatoire.
Why are you going to gloss right over that?
That was sick.
I'm kind of asking about it.
Did anybody get any compliments on the fits?
And two, did anybody mistake Dave for Armand at that point?
Did you get any Armand call-outs?
Yeah, a number of people were requesting to have their ass eaten.
You declined, obviously.
Yeah, I was like, dude, I'm here on a badger bar.
I'm not trying to eat ass on this trip.
Yeah, that's big of you.
No, it was pretty crazy.
People were coming up to me like, dude, it's crazy to see the original Bourbon fan on Bourbon Street.
It's like, man, I didn't even think about that.
But as a guy who's been in the Bourbon game for so long, that was wild.
The fact that we didn't get – they had every year a pappy on the menu at Galatoire.
That was a miss on our part.
And we might have –
We didn't get it.
Things might have gotten away from us
to the point where we kind of forgot
that we thought about doing it.
But I was going to start a separate tab
and get one for Micah
and see if anybody else
in the immediate friendship squad
was going to partake in it.
You know Pierce would have done it.
Yeah, he probably would have just done it.
He probably would have bought a bottle
and just had it at a table chilling.
Yeah.
Were there one-ounce pours?
Not sure. For like 150? out a bottle and just had it at a table chilling yeah were there one ounce pours not sure for like
150 the pours ranged anywhere from 45 to 140 before we were i was going to go with the 45
if micah was going to do it but i didn't have to worry about i never crossed that bridge and to be
clear they didn't have jolt on the menu to mix it with yeah so friday after afternoon you're all
feeling pretty good at this point there There was a tweet that was sent.
Oh, no.
Quote, Dylan has a tattoo appointment at 4.30.
I don't know.
Who sent that?
What happened?
What happened here?
We had an elaborate plan to trick our significant others
and think that we got tattoos.
We're really cool.
Our plan was to put the feeler out that we were going to get a tattoo.
I was going to go to a CVS or something and buy some tape and maybe some saran wrap
and then actually put like covers on ourselves.
So it looked like we had healing tattoos.
I mean, this screams that this was very funny while you were making this plan at Galatoire.
And then looking back on it, it's logistically like it was never going to happen.
Yeah.
The girls did not buy it.
Yeah.
At all.
Okay.
But then my friend who was
also staying there was actually staying at an airbnb above a tattoo parlor and so i got a text
from his wife the next morning asking what he was up to because he was just at a tattoo parlor for
the entirety of the morning and i was like oh no i didn't i didn't know if he was getting a tattoo
or not because i know that there are ambitions there. I probably would have gotten one on Friday, and it would have said Gallup lost.
Honestly, I still have the tattoo bug in my head.
Driving into work this morning, I was thinking, like, man, I kind of want to get one.
You've been talking about this for a while.
Just do it, dog.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Just get the – what's the Fleur de Lis?
Yeah.
The New Orleans thing?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I thought y'all were going to come back with tattoos.
I'm just going to say that right now.
I was hoping we would.
Friday, so you get back to the hotel.
Do a little nap, do a little regroup.
You change, I would imagine.
Is y'all's timeline right?
Did we not just go from Galatoire to Lafitte's?
We did.
We did.
We went there for a little bit, and then we went back to the hotel.
We stopped at a bar on the way to Lafitte's yeah absent i think i might have accidentally put a hundred
dollars worth of drinks on the company card really yeah i was better than 71 for the pizza i was
reviewing some purchases and i'm worried i'm worried that my card was taken out at that bar
okay that's all right that's all right sorry yeah we'll just we'll just mark it up to the game or
whatever whatever they say.
Okay.
So I didn't have this on my big book.
I thought y'all were going to be toast after Friday.
Because you did put the squad had said that Friday night is up in the air.
The thing about us is that we party.
People forget.
So Friday we went to Lafitte's and then we went home.
Dylan and I took a little nap together.
Was that when the picture came out?
Yeah.
Okay. And then that night, we didn't really do much that night besides go down to the hotel bar
and just kind of put down roots there.
Really?
I owe someone $100, and it's nobody that was on our trip.
But I boldly claimed if they could get the DJ to play Return of the Mack, I'd pay $100.
And to this person's credit, it happened.
We absolutely cut a rug that
night. Yeah. At the hotel bar.
Yeah. We absolutely cut
a rug. Well, it was really, it was kind of, it was
objectively empty. Yeah, there was nobody there.
It was basically dancing with Will and Dead. Okay, we could own the situation.
Like, I wasn't looking to go crazy,
so I was like, you know what, maybe it's best that we're just
in an empty hotel bar right now. I hit moves
that I didn't know I had. Really?
Yeah. At the hotel bar. Yeah. It hit moves that I didn't know I had. Really? Yeah. At the hotel bar?
Yeah.
It was an absolute major motion picture.
Major?
Yes.
Like spyglass?
Yeah.
Good for you guys.
So Friday night, you kind of kept it low key.
Did anybody go into Saturday doing yoga again?
Was Saturday finally kind of the breaks are on a little bit?
No.
Saturday was a tough wake up.
We woke up and started drinking at the bar downstairs.
Yeah, we woke up and grabbed some drinks.
And then we went to Domilisi's.
Is that how you say it?
It's a very famous po' boy spot.
Pretty far away from our hotel, honestly.
But that place delivered.
That place had character.
It was okay.
I thought the po' boy was fine.
But then I was told after the fact by our good backer friend
that pretty much all fried shrimp po' boys are the same, so why would you do that in the first place?
And I was like, yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Breaded fried shrimp, mostly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it was good.
Were you all aware it was the red dress run weekend?
We figured it out.
We figured it out.
Yeah.
They canceled it, but everyone still did.
They still mobbed. They still mobbed in red dresses. Dylan's been in a dress before. I out. Yeah. They canceled it, but everyone still did. They still mobbed.
They still mobbed in red dresses.
Dylan's been in a dress before.
I have, yeah.
You were there.
That's right.
Okay.
By Saturday, what are the Micah vibes at this point?
Did the gloves come off?
He was good.
Micah was on one.
He was good.
I mean, he was really feeling it.
Johnny Dallas.
Oh, Cole Campbell shout-out.
Yes.
I don't know if you saw that.
We did purchase a Cole Campbell shout out yes you saw that we
did we did purchase a Cole Campbell shout out yeah we'll messaging Cole
Campbell from Galatoire's I could see the message so the DMs were popping up
on my Apple watch while I was recording mail in and I was like oh my god I'm
like watching this in real time happen knowing what's going on trying to focus
on recording a podcast the conversation itself is
like content it is it's incredible so saturdays are obviously po the boys they are po the boys
it was well done on on your parts yeah i came up with that no big deal sure
that was really impressive was saturday the day you went Luke to Donchich yeah I didn't really know I didn't know how to dress and I was like well I want to wear this
shirt and like I knew we weren't gonna like go anywhere nice nice so I was like I'll just wear
these uh athletic shorts and this uh warm-up tee and I did you look comfortable I was so comfortable
I was so comfortable everybody looked comfortable on Saturday Saturday was the only time where i got there was a moment we were standing outside of
the feets waiting for somebody to get their debit card that they left the night before
and it was like there was a moment where the sun was beating down on bourbon i was like oh this is
yeah that's a chase rice song right yes beating down on bourbon beating something uh beating no
right saturday afternoon comes.
The squad's feeling good.
Saturday night, where'd we go on the odometer?
How many miles did we put up?
Cushone?
We went to a restaurant called Cushone.
I think there are the people in this room better served to speak about dinner at Cushone than me.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody ordered a teeny a little early in the night.
Was that Will DeFries?
I don't want to call him out. Somebody ordered a teeny a little early in the night. Was that Will DeVries? I don't want to call him out.
Somebody ordered a teeny right when they sat down.
It was the knockout blow.
He'd been taking jabs all day, and then he just caught a right cross.
I was eating punches all day.
If you were to Mike Tyson's punch out, Will got the smoke.
He got Tysoned.
I got the smoke.
He got Tysoned.
He got the smoke. He got Tysoned.
I got the smoke.
He got Tysoned.
But got to give a shout-out to the waiter who just kept filling your glass with red wine
as if you were going to somehow rally.
When it was very clear to anyone at the table or anyone in the restaurant,
you weren't coming back.
No.
Dude, the waiter had faith, though.
He was, like, slumped over.
Eyes closed.
I guess maybe he heard about y'all's rally on Friday.
This dude might come back.
He's got it in him.
Would you say that this performance by Will was the lights-on,
nobody's home weekend at Bernie's Player of the Game performance?
I mean, I hate to do it to him, but I have to.
I have no choice.
I'll say this.
I remember going home.
Well, Dylan was nice enough to hop in an Uber with me.
Well, Will passing out at dinner was the perfect excuse for me to head back to the hotel.
You didn't seem bummed that we were going back.
No, I was ready to call it.
I'm glad that I had a reason to, so I took you back.
What time is this?
Yeah, you didn't seem bummed.
11?
11 is, yeah.
Oh, okay.
So, late dinner.
Late dinner.
We had a late dinner.
This isn't such a clock.
No, no.
This was late.
This was late.
We had a full day.
Will also went in halfsies with Micah on the pig head.
Yeah, we made a mistake.
Which was truly disgusting.
It was absolutely revolting.
And Micah got pig juice all over me.
Well, the reason I thought it would be fun to order the pig head was because it was like their big thing on the menu.
And Micah likes to order very interesting things on menus, especially if they're local or whatever.
And I was like, you know what?
I'll go in on this with Micah.
Let's have some fun.
And then it didn't look great.
You had to cut through like four inches of thick lard to get to meat.
It was just gross.
Yeah.
Yeah, not great.
Look, the restaurant itself was fine.
Don't get me wrong.
But this particular dish was revolting.
Well, Dave. Y'all were all dipping your forks into it.
I tried.
Stop.
I'm going to throw up.
Dave kept the night going Saturday.
Where did you end up, Dave?
So we left.
We went back to the hotel.
And we did the hotel bar.
It sounds like this hotel bar is potentially
the most underrated
player of the week
it's a beautiful hotel
first of all
the hotel is sick
the service is
insanely good
everyone is so nice
there were two bars
in the hotel
on the first floor
there was a coffee shop
adjacent to one of the bars
then there was this little
like
a club I guess
but there's not
it wasn't a bar in the club just this room where people just got loose the night we got Then there was this little, like, a club, I guess, but it wasn't a bar in the club,
just this room where people just got loose.
The night we got there, there was a swing band.
Yeah, there was a band the first night,
and they were incredible.
Then the DJ was playing Return of the Mack, as we said.
It was just, it was a movie.
Yeah, I made it about 20 minutes, went upstairs.
Dylan, like, lights out.
Dylan was already in bed.
And I was like, yeah, you know what?
That looks like a good idea.
You throttled down.
Yeah, about 12, 12.3.
Yeah.
Time to call it.
And I genuinely don't know how long people upstairs made it.
But it's well done.
Well done.
It was legit one of the most fun weekends I've ever had.
It was incredible.
Yeah.
I feel very good about it.
I feel very good about it.
Friday in particular was like flirting with goat status we had we had a lot of
things that could have gone wrong and everything seemed to work out at the end of the day
like the amount of things lost from me all recovered good didn't smoke a single cigarette
my mom will be very happy to hear that didn't't go to a strip club. Nope. Catch those nose people. Didn't wager a single dollar.
That seems poor.
We did the trifecta of things that we should have done.
We just didn't do them.
We didn't do them.
So I'm rolling my head high today.
Did Sunday get loose for anybody?
No.
Micah did have one Budweiser in the airport.
And a tequila.
Oh, and Micah also bought a tequila.
A can of tequila. A can of tequila at Shake Shack. And a tequila. Oh, and Micah also bought a tequila. A canned tequila.
A can of tequila at Shake Shack.
And half a gummy.
Bad boy shit.
Goodness.
Like he was just, he was starting to rip.
All right, let me go.
Ready for the lightning round?
Yeah.
Dylan, I need your MVP, your LVP, and your best bite of food of the weekend.
Well, the LVP is quite clear.
And I even called it, I even said it to his face, he was LVP is quite clear, and I even called it.
I even said it to his face.
He was LVP.
Oh, no.
Micah's friend, Coach Bobby.
Oh.
He got there a day late, which is fine.
I think he had a conflict.
That's fine.
But he's also the only single dude in the group.
Gets there late, and then the next day, his first full day,
he sleeps until, like, I don't know, 4 o'clock?
Oh. And just misses so much fun.
I'm like, dude, you got to get your shit together.
Wait, did he miss Galatoire?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He wasn't there yet.
Oh.
So he just, just a bad performance from him.
I was disappointed.
I called him out.
MVP was probably Pierce.
Yeah.
Which is a guy you don't know, but he's Micah's buddy.
He has an inexplicably Texas accent.
Texas accent, just very kind, very generous.
He was just buying everybody drinks.
He was so much fun.
He was along for all of it.
He was deleting drinks the first night at a clip that i've never seen yeah he's really but
but never never no did he stand still you could zillion beers guy level yeah like i would he did
it we got to that we got to razoo's and i bought like vodka sodas for everybody bring them back
i'm i'm halfway through mine he's like hey i'm gonna go back you might need another vodka soda
and it was like three minutes later no No, he stood still the entire time.
Also receiving votes for MVP.
I think Dave put on a pretty good performance while we were there.
Okay.
That's what Davey does.
He shines under pressure.
He was holding his own.
Your best bite of food.
Not necessarily best meal, best bite.
Best bite of food.
Oh, gosh.
Probably, probably, oh, gosh, this is tough.
I mentioned those potato things with the hollandaise sauce earlier.
Potato things with the hollandaise.
We didn't get any spinach salad, unfortunately.
No spinach salad.
Not at the hotel.
I don't think I had a vegetable all weekend, actually, now that you mention it.
That'll happen.
Will.
I have no edits from Dylan's MVPs or LVPs.
Really?
But I will say, I think my favorite thing that we had was at the hotel bar Saturday morning.
We ordered some boudin balls.
Ooh.
And they were incredible.
Good call.
They were so good.
I think I only had one or two of them.
But it was one of those things where I had enough.
I at least had more than everybody else that was there.
But there was one sitting there left, and it was like, how can i get my hands on this final one even though i've done it then
that was it for me yeah they were very did anybody impersonate coach oh while they were there yes
micah micah micah just screamed enough to the point where his voice just became coach he sounded
horrible that last dinner he leaned into it will since you didn't have an mvp or lvp was there an
underrated player of the week? Or move of the week?
Mark.
Mark might be the MVP.
If Mark was there for more than just that one day, he was probably going to at some
point put his name in the running for MVP.
Mark was a real one.
Dave Ruff, MVP, LVP, best bite of food.
Can I give an underrated player?
Give me your rising star.
Backer Ryan.
Yes.
Backer Ryan deserves a shout.
Oh, yeah.
Did we not even mention that
we went to a brewery on saturday to ryan we did we hit uh fuck what's it called urban south urban
south give us a tour of the brewery really we got a tour and it's uh bought us quite impressive
quite impressive talked a little shop it was it was great the more i hear about saturday the more
will's dinner is starting to make sense. Yeah. Yeah.
Sure.
They were feeding us lager.
MVP, Dave?
Micah.
I know that's an easy pick.
He's chalk.
But, I mean, there was a point where before I went to bed Saturday night,
he was standing up on, like, the very expensive, nice-looking leather couch at the bar with his shirt completely unbuttoned and i believe he fell off at one point they asked
him to like not stand on the furniture so i was like well that's yeah best bite of food
oh maybe the ace hotel pizza that we had when we got in pretty good because we were all like
extraordinary we needed we needed food and will and i were like well we're not going to go to
dinner so we're like i guess we'll order off this bar menu and the pizza was exceptional
but mate you're the fried chicken it's the fried chicken or the za.
Okay.
It was all great.
Did anybody have a – last question here.
Sounds like an unbelievable weekend.
I'm very jealous.
I want to go to New Orleans.
Did anybody have a move that they made last night, being Sunday night,
that was well done in their opinion as a recovery move?
Anything notable?
Did anybody get on the grill?
Did anybody get a beer in?
A margarita perhaps?
I had a single margarita at Matt's along with some beef enchiladas,
and it was exactly what I needed.
This was not for dinner.
This was lunch.
This was about 1230.
Okay.
Wow.
You rolled right into it.
I don't know if we're doing a read for them today, but Liquid IV was a big player.
Shouts to Liquid IV.
Good.
The rough household. Well done from all of you this weekend. Yeah. I'm shutting it down for them today, but Liquid IV was a big player. Shouts to Liquid IV. Good. The rough household.
Well done from all of you this weekend.
Yeah, I'm shutting it down for a while now.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
Until my two-year anniversary dinner?
Yeah.
We got mats this week.
Yeah, we do have mats on Thursday, dog.
Oh, yeah.
I'll have a drink of mats.
You know what we could all use right now?
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I'm pulling it up right now.
Yeah.
Give me a sec here.
Ooh, it's generating my workout.
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Okay, so today, oh, I've got a tough one in store for me.
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Dumbbell fly, five, I'm sorry, three sets.
And dumbbell row, three sets.
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Yeah, I was hoping.
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So while we were gone, something hit the TL that I don't think any of us were aware of at the time.
Dylan, did you know it was Rush?
Why would I know? Didn't you normally skip to go dove hunting yeah still got a bit the guy just no-showed rush yeah apparently bama tiktok has taken over i'm going pi pi pi yeah so
brett brought this to our attention brett can you give a bird's eye view of what's happening with Bama TikTok?
Yeah, of course.
So here's the deal about Bama Rush TikTok.
It's basically just the girls going through Rush.
They post what they're wearing on the days,
aka like philanthropy round,
sisterhood day,
pref day,
bid day,
you know, all the days.
And they say where everything's from.
OOTD, outfit of the day. And they say where everything's from. O-O-T-D, outfit of the day, right?
Outfit of the day, yeah.
And then the houses just post their door stacks and like chants and dances and whatnot
in a way to market themselves, right?
So this is my explanation.
It's basically what everyone's done during Rush forever,
but it's now on TikTok, right?
And everybody is super invested
in where these girls ended up
because they've been seeing them
post their outfit of the days
and outfits all week.
And people were also super mad
because the girl
that had gained a following
during all this,
aka at what would Jimmy Buffett do,
great at,
got dropped from every house.
Yeah, because she posted
a drunk video I saw
and it wasn't even that bad.
Wasn't even that bad.
No.
She smacked her booty
and then she's getting dropped.
She got absolutely drunk.
It wasn't a bad video at all. If I went you a bit if that's wrong i don't want to be
right yeah no she was getting a lot of support from other people on tiktok as i did my research
this morning so i i feel bad for her but at the same time hey you don't want to be you don't want
to be friends with those people that don't want you could do smack get out of here imagine not
smacking your booty when you're drunk i can't like what do you do i don't know
the the accents are something i've never heard the accents are incredible they're the thickest
accents i've ever heard well my my entire outfit is from fast forward um my shirt is corn life is
peachy album jeans are jinko and the shoes are Etnies. That was actually my first day of ninth grade outfit.
Can we just break down all of our fits on Instagram today
with just doing the Bama accent?
It would do numbers.
God.
Shoes are Steve Madden.
Steve Madden, apparently a big player.
Yeah, apparently the two people that are coming out of this squeaky clean
are Kendra Scott and Steve Madden.
I think Kendra Scott actually ended up doing something to like promote them getting more but everyone's wearing
kendra scott jewelry at this bama rush stuff they got a live reaction video like no kendra scott
back in the day or something herman did no we were um what zoin shaggy school no i don't know
she means she's they're austin based and she was at we used to go to the 40 for 40, whatever it's called.
She was always there, too.
I only got invited to one of those.
Kendra Scott was at those?
Yeah.
I feel like that's—never mind.
This was 2012, 13-ish.
Oh, okay.
I'll say it.
I think she's too big to be there.
Yeah, this is, like I said, eight years ago.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I agree.
like i said you know eight years ago yeah but yeah i agree the fact that bama bama is the school to have this get like taken off 100 and i'm kind of glad it has i feel
like i'm going to spend the day just watching ridiculous tiktoks you know what the biggest
miss in this whole thing is that we have not gotten a video from jt bowtie yeah breaking down
this because if you don't know jt bowtie i don't know what to tell you weren't on the internet this whole thing is that we have not gotten a video from JT bow tie. Yeah. Breaking down this,
because if you don't know JT bow tie,
I don't know what to tell you.
You weren't on the internet,
I guess 12 years ago or whenever that was way too young for JT bow tie.
Do you remember JT bow tie?
I legit have no idea who JT bow tie is.
That's what makes no sense to me.
You'd know him if you saw him.
He is,
he would do these videos,
these Alabama videos,
just like original vlog,
Google him and look up his,
maybe Randy can pull up a photo.
You'll know him when you see him.
He has the most absurd blonde Cobra Kai swoop,
and he would just talk shit about other SEC teams like Bama was playing.
And it got to the point where he was getting death threats from Mississippi State.
He went to the Grove and almost got –
I think he had to have a police escort around the Grove
because he got so big about talking shit to the other teams
that people were ready to fight him on the spot.
And he was insufferable.
Absolutely insufferable guy.
He was the perfect troll.
Precursor to modern sports media.
The fact that he never got picked up by some outlet.
Well, so he kind of did.
He ended up getting picked up by some reality TV show some like southern reality tv show that never
actually got famous but because of his work on as jt bowtie that's where it went this is the old
that might be the oldest internet thing that i remember from like that wasn't on ebom's world
yeah it's a great troll it was right after uh chocolate rain dropped god we're old
nobody knows where jt bowtie is man i have about... I think he got a legit job and is like, look, there he is.
There he is.
That's our guy right there.
Yeah, he looks like the dude from Karate Kid.
Yeah, he's perfect.
Yeah.
Hey, I have a question.
So is Rush over?
That's a great question.
I think it depends on the school.
But have the Bama girls gotten bids yet?
I think we have to go on TikTok and find out.
I'm not sure.
Because I kind of invested.
Dylan, you're the Rush coordinator.
Well, no.
At one point.
They're calling him RC Cola.
Is Rush getting lazy?
They can just swipe through TikToks now instead of actually getting to know these people.
Sometimes you've got to work more efficiently instead of harder.
Dude, smart not hard.
Was it fun picking out guys?
What?
Was it fun, like, going through the guys and stuff, or was it kind of a beating at the end of it?
It was a beating.
Like going through the PowerPoint?
The worst part of it was when we would bring Rasheed in, like, to the final round,
like have him do interviews on camera.
And then we would watch them, like, the next night or, like, later on.
And the interviews were so bad these poor kids are like in a in like a room with like you know four dudes like
strippies over there cutting up and like they're asking you questions and like you can't tell like
you don't know if they're serious or not and like you feel like some of the guys they just kept
around as a bit and it's just it i don't know this seems way more efficient bid drop night was an absolute
beating it was so long people got in fights about it i'd have like 100 vote to get people through
and so like we have i think it was four different rounds so the first round like
the voting like the voting would come through and one person voted no like okay who voted no for
this kid like dude someone would be like i did like all right well i did it's like what don't
you like about this kid oh he's a douchebag.
Like, well, did you talk to him?
He goes, no.
Love that.
It's the same thing as like Hall of Fame voters where it's like, oh, you know, he'll probably
get in, but he's not a first rounder.
Yeah.
You're just making this night go like an hour longer.
It's just filibustering.
It's a five hour process.
He's fine, but he should not be a first rounder.
Is it true?
For no reason.
Isn't it true that you tried to blackball Dave,
but then everyone convinced you not to?
Yeah.
I said he had major Chach vibes.
I get it.
Yeah.
Was Chach even a word back then?
I think so.
Chach bag.
He was a Chach.
Shout-out to intern Evan.
Major shout.
Yeah, nobody knows what's going to happen with Bama sorority TikTok here.
I'm excited to dive in today and see what we can find out.
Other than, inevitably, schools will copy this
and girls are going to be doing this all
over the place. Oh, if Bama does one thing
when it comes to sorority rush, I think they set the
trend. They seem like the benchmark
school. Now, there is going to be blowback
about Jimmy Buffett.
What would Jimmy Buffett do?
She didn't get a bit from anybody.
She got blackballed. That's not
cool, man. No. That always makes me really sad. She's going get a bit from anybody. There should be blackballed. She got blackballed. That's not cool, man. No.
That always makes me really sad.
Putting out content.
She's going to be fine, though.
She's going to be fine.
She doesn't even need that.
Didn't she get, like, sponsorships or something? If she didn't, she will.
She's on fire.
This is what could get me into TikTok.
Not just because it's college chicks.
Not that at all.
But just because it's really good content
it's just it's hilarious to me that this has become such a polarizing thing between people
like i just love that something that means so little is is what's taking tiktok by storm i do
miss the door stack videos those are always so uncomfortable and so entertaining the memes that
came out of the door stack videos are all time oh yeah the one particular went absolutely crazy
that one still it, it was horrifying.
It still stresses me out
thinking about it.
Yeah.
I asked Caroline
how door stacks work.
I thought there was like
risers involved, maybe.
No, it's just
they're standing at each other.
You've got to be very tired
by the end of it.
Yeah.
Clues are just screaming.
And yelling.
God.
I don't know.
Seems unnecessary.
More to come.
Keep an eye out on
Bama Rush TikTok. I will report back. Actually, I mean, come. Keep an eye out on Bama Rush TikTok.
I will report back.
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We got any White Lotus takes floating around the stew right now?
Guys, there's going to be spoilers.
I'm going to get it to you straight right now.
If you haven't watched last night's episode, turn off the episode now.
R.I.P. to one of my favorite characters in recent television history.
Let's give them five seconds right now to turn off the episode if my favorite characters in recent television history. Let's give them
five seconds right now to turn off the episode if you don't
want White Lotus spoilers.
Or Breast Breaking News.
Come back for the Breaking News.
Mash that forward button. RIP to one of the
GOAT characters in recent memory.
He is my favorite television character
since NoHo Hank came
on the scene. He is not my
favorite over NoHo Hankank but he is my
favorite person since no ho hank and you're talking about armand armand i absolutely would i would pay
money for a prequel yes and it is the story of armand the just drug abusing ass eating mustache
having sob that is i don't i go in between like okay is this a good like he's this
the perfect blend of like total shithead but like you cut you're rooting for him but you're you
don't really know you're kind of like okay he's in the wrong in a lot of these scenarios but like
intentional like he does things that he knows are going to come back and bite him eventually
like setting up the sunset cruise with a a dinner alongside a memorial, basically, and an ass spreading.
What are you doing, dog?
You got the wrong phone number.
The ass spreading was later.
Wrong phone number.
He literally pooped in a suitcase last night.
He ate his subordinate's ass in his office.
Yeah.
But for some reason, Armand is just –
But he's so amazing.
He's the perfect train wreck for a television show.
And Armand is just – he's the perfect train wreck for a television show.
I need to see him in his entry-level hotel gig where it just starts spiraling.
The scene – go ahead.
No.
The scene last night when he knew that he was fucked and he was going to get fired and he decided to go do drugs, the immediate scene following that when he left the office
and he was just totally coked out, and he was just flying high.
He was almost like finger-pointing people, and he was just on his game
and put together the perfect seating performance at dinner.
He absolutely crushed it.
He was gassed after it.
He was just flying around.
He could do nothing wrong.
And then he went in his office, and he was talking to those guys. He was like, guys, I justassed after it. He was just flying around. He could do nothing wrong. And then he went in his office and he was talking to those guys.
He's like, guys, I just fucking crushed it.
I just fucking did the damn thing.
Here's what I don't get.
There has been some hate on the timeline for the show.
And I don't really get it.
I don't think Brett likes it.
Well, I think it's...
The storyline is not incredible.
There's not a story.
It's well, the acting, the visual,
the cinematography is unbelievable.
It's completely character-driven.
That's the reason I liked it, though.
The reason I liked it was because
it was so random and sporadic.
I never knew what was next,
and that's why I enjoyed it.
And it's sort of this indictment
on the white exploitation of an island culture. It's sort of this like indictment on, you know, the white exploitation of an Island culture is like sort of the undertone
throughout the whole thing.
And the overtone is who's going to die,
right?
That's,
that's what the show is.
And the last episode is just set up after set up being like,
is it going to be the dude who can't stop coughing?
Is it going to be Rachel?
Greg?
Yeah,
dude,
Greg,
my Greg's a sneaky,
sneaky underrated.
Is it going to be Armand?
Is it going to be Kai or Paula?
Like, who is going to die?
And that's the overtone.
And I think that's just such a...
If the first scene didn't exist,
and I know that the show is predicated on that first scene of the series,
but no one is doing spin turns in the resort pool.
Greg was just getting laps laps in getting it like
heavy i mean just setting records i i don't i don't normally call my shot i'm not normally
very good at predicting television shows but after thinking about it when i was talking to
sally yesterday about who we thought was going to die last night i i pretty much explained to
her exactly how it went and i could not have been happier with my performance there and seeing it
all come to fruition, I told her,
I was like, we're going to see one of the greatest characters
we've seen in television for a decent amount of time,
and we're going to see him fly directly in the sun.
In the scene where he died, there was a brilliant little, like,
when Shane heard a noise from the bathtub and went and grabbed his knife
and he was, like, creeping around.
They both, like, did one of these at the same time. Like, they turned their knife and he was like creeping around they both like did one
of these at the same time like they turned their heads and they were peeking around like the little
divider there at the same time it was like so hilarious to me how they set that shot up
shane going through his room thinking about what he could use in order to to fight an intruder
for some reason was just killing me yeah he picked up a
little tiny statue was just showing how he was going to stab shane was a great character he was
he wasn't likable like he was terrible dude but like overall he was the perfect character to be
the foe of our man armor by the way immediately after killing someone with a knife and we assume
he came clean and explain what happened he was just set free like no investigation they're going
to hold this guy a little cell for a little bit?
Yeah, I feel like he would be there a little bit.
I think that's part of the undertone where it's like,
white dude can get away with it type of thing.
And then Kai steals a bracelet and, you know.
Shout out to Paula for ruining Kai's life.
Hey, Paula stinks.
Was she the worst character on the show?
Absolutely.
She was bad.
Molly Shannon was...
Underrated.
She was a great character, but, like, she was bad molly shannon was underrated she was great character but like she
was terrible yeah like listening to her ask armand about if that's the the pineapple sweet is the one
with the plunge pool something about plunge pool is so funny to me i don't really even know what
it is i'm white trash i don't know there was also just a small pool very cool the lady in in episode
one who was pregnant for half the episode then had a bait like what happened to her oh i that's
what i said to Brittany last night.
A lot of focus was on this woman who gave birth the first episode.
She had nothing to do with anything else.
Yeah.
She was a – Melinda?
No, Belinda was the spa lady.
Oh, okay.
It was the girl whose – it was her first day at work, and Armand was so horrible to her.
Yeah.
So do you have mustard on your tit or whatever he said?
She gave birth in his office.
Is she Australian?
That office.
Is Armand Australian?
Yeah.
The post-episode stuff that I actually watched for the first time last night.
It was good last night.
He sounds exactly like he does in the show, which I appreciate.
Sally and I just immediately started looking up what else he's been in,
so we just go binge Armand content for the rest of our lives.
It's like he actually did coke for that scene like that's how much he nailed it
and maybe he did uh another question in this week in tv has anyone watched the most recent
episode of ted lasso no it was a christmas episode a lot of christmas feels oh yeah i
think i might i think i might straight up just watch it on christmas like for the next three
years running just a great episode of television i've only done one episode of the new season i've been i watched more tv yesterday than
i've watched in forever i did not move off the couch you got hard knocks on the docket right now
too watch one of those last night oh honestly though sorry i'm still on white lotus because
like stuff's coming back to me maybe my favorite favorite character outside of Armand, the little brother. Quinn?
Yeah, ends up doing the rowing.
Just ran away.
That was such a sweet storyline.
It was nice how they took him in.
And you felt bad for him
because his sister and Paula were horrible to him.
Well, his ended on a positive note,
but then Rachel settles for Shane again.
That was a bummer.
Yeah.
Just a weird episode.
We needed two more episodes
I think
to kind of draw out
some of the things
that were wrapped up
very like
how does Shane get off
immediately
well he
okay so the guy's in his
the guy's in his room
I mean like there
but there's a motive
he took a shit in a suitcase
yeah but like
he didn't like
what is
the dude's dead
with a stab wound
in a
in a hot tub
and he's
oh I accident well he should have tub, and he's, oh, accident.
Well, he thinks he's an intruder.
Unless there's a camera in the room.
Like, how is that alibi?
You have no alibi.
So it's, just some things.
He wouldn't be flying back to the States the next day.
No, no, no, no.
None of them.
And another couple things.
I feel like there would be more texting going on.
I'm still not sure, unless I missed why paula didn't just text kai like hey don't stop no go
like you got to get out of there right kai was such a sweetheart too why did he just go full
like harder why couldn't he he should have just been like hey totally misunderstanding here. I'm the bellboy. Instead, he put on a mask and hid and then, like, tackled her.
He did.
Seemed unnecessary.
He panicked.
He'd never been in that position.
And also, I feel like your wife, while you are still married and she got another room,
like, y'all would be, you would know if she's coming to the airport.
Like, y'all could text at some point, right?
They went to dinner the night they called off their marriage.
I was like, that probably doesn't happen.
I don't know.
Just to believe.
It could have been a good resi.
Hard to get.
Shane really was a big baby, though.
Everyone in the show had their moments where they were either the worst
or the best at some point.
Shane.
Except for Greg.
Greg was just always the best.
Uncle Rico. He has health problems. Greg was just always the best. Uncle Rico.
He has health problems, but he just wears Hawaiian's.
Yeah, he put Uncle Rico.
He just swims like he's swimming for his life and wears Hawaiian's.
I always thought it was weird how he would be hawking up a lung and then...
And then swimming his little dick off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't make any sense.
He was so tan.
Yeah.
I don't know.
There's some things about that show that I'm just like, I just loved it Connie yeah I look it was set up for me
to love it cuz all the care all the acting like Connie Britton's in it well
they're running it back different different cast I'll watch different
location they're doing Harbor Springs I hear yeah yeah yeah it's all new storyline
new characters storyline new characters oh I thought it was over.
I agree, though.
I think the best scenario is prequel.
Like, I need Armand prequel.
They should just give him a different show.
Not White Lotus season two, just Armand.
It's supposed to be like the White Lotus is a, it's sort of like a chain hotel, right?
So there's a white lotus oh okay deer
valley white lotus yeah thailand or something yeah love it i'm in brett do you have any breaking news
for us today oh it's a brett heavy episode i love it matter of fact i do randy could you well
well let's decide after would you like to do austin reality show cyber trucks or only fans nurse show, Cybertrucks, or OnlyFans Nurse?
Cybertruck.
Okay. Randy, could you help me out?
You're no fun. We pimped your truck. This is the new Cybertruck
attachment called
the Cyberlander. It costs
$50,000 and it comes with a retractable staircase
that leads to the living room, bedroom, bathroom, and
home office. All that's in there.
Yeah. This is the Tesla truck, right?
Yeah, this is the Tesla truck. And it's just a modification?
Straight mod? It's a mod. It's an attachment.
Yep. Someone in my family has
put down a down payment for the Tesla truck, and
I will not believe that he's actually going to get
it until I see it in the driveway. $80 million
in Cybertruck pre-orders. It's so
ugly that I love it. Yeah, it's so
ridiculous. If that thing parked next to me somewhere,
I'd think I was getting taken over by
robots. Why is it 64-bit? This thing's getting flipped in high winds it's an r well i
don't think you drive yeah it's a it's an rv kit you park it and do your shit in there yeah you
mash that thing down well you're driving it somewhere i think it i think it probably like
collapses yeah to like collapse you know and this this is real this is real okay dude the first time
somebody drives us into a parking garage and just just scrapes the dome off of it hitting the little
bar i still don't think you drive with it up dave you drive with it just in the in the back is it
really all full down i don't know yeah it's got to collapse, yeah. Collapsible. Looks like it does.
Well, I'll fuck right off.
You want to hear about
this awesome reality show, Will?
Very much so.
So Netflix has put out the,
they call it,
the world's largest casting call ever.
Randy.
Seems redundant.
But yeah, the idea is
the show is going to follow
a group of 20-somethings
on the quest to find success and love during the 2020s while living in one of the fastest growing cities in America, a.k.a. Austin.
Are they looking for people that have cake?
Everything's cake.
And maybe produce videos for a thriving media startup.
Potentially.
Randy feels perfect for this.
I know.
He's in his late
20s. He's ready to do the
Roaring 20s. I don't know. No working
title yet. I'm so bummed that it's like
the Roaring 20s as a reference to the age
of the contestants and it's not some flapper
themed thing. Because when
you pitched, when you were talking about this earlier, I really
that's what I had in my head. I was like, oh, these people are just
me gallivanting around town
like swing dancing with Tommy Guns.
Is it about their age or the fact that we're in the 20s?
I think it's a play on both.
Oh. But I also like the idea of
just us being at like a restaurant, having
like dinner one night, and then Randy, who got cast
in the show, walks in wearing a zoot suit,
and we're just like, oh God.
Are you, here's the show,
it's actually going to be called
Roaring 20s
Yeah
In Austin
It says
Are you in your 20s
And ready to let loose
Nope
Dance emoji
I'm out
I'm good
Well guess what
This is going to be a sufferable
You're not alone
This new series will follow
A group of 20 somethings
In Austin, Texas
Tell us why you're looking
To live the best years
Of your life
In the biggest
Boldest way possible
It's a one minute submission
They say no No lights, no glam.
Just show us the real you.
Let's get Randy.
Let's do an audition tape for Randy.
He must be 18 years old and a resident of the U.S., Canada, or U.K.
Randy does one after every live stream.
Like, you just do a cut from one of those.
Send in a Randy goodbye vid from any of the streams we've done,
and I think he's in.
This will be the biggest layup since – had we actually made a video for Dylan to get on The Bachelor,
this is more of a layup to me than that.
Yeah.
We can get them all.
Yeah.
You're on.
Congratulations, Randy.
Our network's starting to sense that The Bachelor's wobbling and starting to lose its goat status,
so now everybody's just volume shooting reality shows,
and they're just going to get scummier and scummier because they know that's what people want.
Can you, man, I mean, if Randy gets on this show, we're going to have content for days recapping these shows.
It's going to be the best.
It'll be good for the brand.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Dave, you wanted this last story?
The OnlyFans nurse?
Sure.
Randy?
Oh.
So this is Allie Ray.
She was a former neonatal ICU nurse.
That's new natal.
She revealed that she quit her hospital job, which paid her between $60,000 and $70,000 a year,
to now make $75,000 per month having sex with her husband on OnlyFans.
Good for her.
Oh, wow.
So it's full on.
Oh, yeah.
So she's making porn. She's doing porn on OnlyFans. But for her. Oh, wow. So it's full on. Oh, yeah. So she's making porn.
She's doing porn on OnlyFans.
But it's only for fans.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if you're not a fan,
75K a month?
Yep.
Here's what happened, though.
She did it as a secret.
She wanted to keep it on the DL.
In December 2020,
some of her co-nurses
reported her Instagram,
not her OnlyFans,
her Instagram to her boss
she got off with a warning as she didn't use her real name nor stated where she worked
fast forward three months later her co-workers subscribed to her only fans account nice
which she set up in september 2020 after getting many requests from instagram followers
so it's not just like it's not just risque photos it's full-on 2020 after getting many requests from Instagram followers.
So it's not just like it's not just risque photos. It's
full on. There's sex tapes. There's definitely
there's definitely somebody in that hospital
who knew that this was going on before it was
reported and then was really bummed when
when it turned out that she was
going to like get fired from this.
Ray said her co-workers only subscribed
to her channel to screenshot it and
send it to her boss.
Oh, that is some gnarly shit. I'm sure that's why some of the people subscribed to it, just so they could report her.
Come on.
It was her, she quotes, it was like mean girls for adults.
Damn.
A lot of jealousy.
If I had advice for her, like, you can't hide that you're having sex on camera, you know?
Her manager then
told her delete the only fans or leave and did she leave just what she left yeah i'd be like
match my salary and i'll stay 75k a month yep she's gonna retire soon 75k a month. Any kids? No kids, right?
No kids.
She's continuing to do this and rates in between $65,000 and $75,000 a month.
Good for her.
If anybody wants to share their login, brett at washedmedia.com.
Now, Ray is selling pay-per-view videos that cost anywhere between $7 and $30 of her masturbating
and performing sex acts with her husband as well as $12.99 subscription is she gonna do the bathwater thing like is that like
a little drop-in for patrons unclear okay we're sending our bathwater to all
the patrons for Christmas is your day you're not supposed to tell them sorry
sorry we can delete this part most people probably didn't make it this far
cuz they don't want white lotus spoilers true it's a it's actually a brad key's bath water from new orleans yeah he took a long
bath there why does he take baths so much he loves them they just redid their house and he put in
like he essentially put in like the world's biggest bathtub it's a plunge pool you know who does too
by the way this was this was the fourth story that did make breaking news matthew mcconaughey
big bath guy shower guy brushes his teeth five times a day, but doesn't
use deodorant. Brushing your teeth five times
a day seems like it would have more of a negative
effect. People use deodorant. I can see
doing the extra one post-coffee or something
or if you eat beets or something
just to get the stains out.
Five's a lot. The enamel's gone.
Do a lunch time. A post-lunch one is
not weird. There was a time where I did that.
It lasted about four days. Three I can get get by but five just just like okay that's a lot it seems
like a gum issue yeah you're gonna hurt yourself but no deodorant from kind of it clogs you up
okay well thank you brett that was fun man that was a fun episode thank you for joining us all
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