Circling Back - TikTok Mom & Wiesn Koks
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all right we're back circling back podcasts live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas
my name is will to freeze to my right dave ruff dude i am absolutely flipped off this Visencox. What the fuck is that?
Visencox.
It's the odd Oktoberfest drug.
Per Business Insider.
That I've been snorting.
It is not cocaine.
Yeah.
That's what you're talking about.
The non-cocaine, very cocaine-like substance.
What's weird is that no one told us after the segment that it wasn't cocaine.
Yeah, why didn't someone speak up?
Yeah, no one DM'd me.
Yeah, like no one reached out to say like, hey, this isn't cocaine cocaine it's some other octoberfest drug that you guys talked about on monday no one did a reddit thread no one messaged us no one tweeted at us because
no one told us we should probably just do an entire segment on it yeah yeah i mean how like
it's just weird that we were so wrong about something and no one made us aware of it
i have many questions. Like what?
Let's intro Dylan, and then we'll get to those said questions.
That's very kind of you.
Thank you, man.
108.
Glad to be here.
When I say I have many questions, it could last all episodes.
You would have never gotten a chance.
Wow.
I would like to eventually speak on the podcast I'm a part of.
Yeah, I'm happy to be here, man. here man thanks Dave kind of getting an oatmeal fit off today
yeah just a little oatmeal shirt
no big deal
our times have changed
our times have changed
we did have a front come through we sure didn't need it Dave
I think every place but my
neighborhood got at least an
inch of rain we We didn't.
It was a major letdown.
Yeah.
I took Rosie out last night, and I was like, man, it's fucking going out here.
It's about to get real nasty.
Nope, never happened.
This guy looked angry yesterday.
Yeah, it was fun.
It got dark at like 5.
It was awesome.
Cool.
Yeah.
Well, we got a little bit.
Yeah, well, we didn't.'t well so far uh those at home yeah we talked about uh oktoberfest the reddit thread that went macro macro vi i think twitter
thread we were too early what i say for my liking you said reddit yeah we were too early for our for
my liking on that yeah like i. It was very unlike us.
Someone tipped us off literally five minutes before the pod on Twitter.
And we're like, oh, we got to talk about this.
Yeah.
We beat everyone to it.
But unfortunately, that meant that we were the least informed when we went into it.
Correct.
And the white substance that was very prominent in this video to the point where people were doing it off each other's private parts.
Yeah.
Turns out it wasn't cocaine. It's just menthol snooze what is it snuff it's a sugar and
menthol powder substance that doesn't really give you any kind of high whatsoever it just makes you
like feel tingly and like clears your sinuses i don't know it's just like why you can get it in
bavarian themed containers for almost six dollars i guess
i'm happy in a way that people aren't doing this much uh cocaine like out in the open and they're
not like harming their bodies and risking fentanyl or overdosing like whatever that being said like
kind of nerdy just to be like just railing like sugar let me tell you this are you gonna snort
caffeine like we said no one reached out to us about it to correct us on this but had they of nerdy just to be like just railing like sugar let me tell you this are you gonna snort caffeine
like we said no one reached out to us about it to correct us on this but had they and they were
to act like we should have known what was going on here like no we shouldn't it's a white substance
that people are snorting like what else would we think it is here's the thing if you're snorting
something if you're in a party scenario okay you're not even in a party scenario if you're
snorting something and it's white it's cocaine yeah until proven that's the assumption i don't
care i don't care what if this is like some i don't know tradition at octoberfest that's cocaine
and especially if there's dudes railing it off of their bros uh peens yeah that's my thing like
that's my thing like no one's doing fake cocaine off your boy's ping.
If you're doing cocaine off of your boy's thing,
his hang down,
then your excuse when someone sees that video,
when that video gets released on the internet,
your excuse is, I don't know, dude, we were doing a lot of coke.
We were messed up.
No, instead, you're doing lines of sugar off of your boy's,
like powdered sugar essentially off your boy's pee thing. David, if I'm going to of sugar off of your boys. Like, powdered sugar, essentially, off your boys' teeth.
Like, David, if I'm going to store something off of your thing, it's going to be coke.
Just, that's a promise I'll make to you right now.
Yeah, I'm going to hold you to it.
But, yeah, you're right, Will.
These guys are like, what, just a couple beers deep?
And, like, not high?
Like, that's not a reason enough to do a substance off of your friend's dick.
Even though no one reached out to us about how this wasn't cocaine,
like no one did,
even though no one reached out,
someone did reach out and they clarified to me that,
uh,
I made a comment about the heads on the beer.
Apparently these German beers are supposed to have a large,
large head.
They are heady.
I didn't know that.
I'm not a big,
I'm not a big,
like poor guy.
I don't know how to pour like the right beer.
Yeah. I think I did know that I don't know how to pour the right beer. Yeah.
I think I did know that.
The proper way to pour beer, you want head, actually.
Yeah, like a little bit.
You want a good inch and a half cap on it.
I do know how to pour Guinness out of a can.
No, I'm not a Guinness guy.
You don't tilt it.
You just go straight down.
You go straight inverted.
Vertical.
You go straight inverted, and you hold it just above where the liquid is,
and so you rise the entire time.
See, Dylan, the thing about Guinness is it's inverted.
They're really gaseous beers, like a Guinness.
You want the gas to do its thing when it's in the glass and not in your stomach.
That's why you pour it like that.
Okay.
Or else it'll just feel bloated, and you'll burp in your stomach that's why you pour it like that okay okay or else it'll feel bloated and you'll drink in bottled beers because i feel like it makes you bloated yeah i get more bloated makes sense and i get not
and like i know that sounds lame like oh you get bloated but like no i get way more burpy and i
just don't like i don't like burping in public because i'm always like all right where do i blow
this fucking gross ass burp i don't want dave to catch wind of that and then all of a sudden he's like why did you just burp
in my face it's so disrespectful one of y'all didn't i burp in one of y'all's faces one time
probably me yeah i'm not on purpose i'm very no not on purpose i'm very sensitive to that like
you go dude did you burp and blow it and i was like yeah i did i get so mad a really bad burp
smells worse than a really bad fart i'm team burp or i'm team fart over team burp smells worse than a really bad fart. I'm team burp. Or I'm team fart over team burp. Yeah, because you can...
Fart in my face any day over burp.
Because you can like...
Sometimes you can tell like,
oh, that person just had meat and bean nachos.
You can taste their like half digested,
you know, Subway meatball sandwich.
And it's just disgusting.
That guy had the cold cut combo.
How many people you hang out with
that just got done eating a Subway meatball sandwich?
Dude, everyone I hang out with
just had a Subway meatball sandwich.
I've never had one of those. I used to go hard on them when I was... I've never had them. And my cousin always got them and they always looked so good. The Subway meatball sandwich. Dude, everyone I hang out with just had a Subway meatball sandwich. I've never had one of those.
I used to go hard on them when I was...
I've never had them,
and my cousin always got them,
and they always looked so good.
It was one of my house.
I used to fuck them up.
Yeah, that was a popular one.
I feel like you guys did sketchy things
to, like, the meatball sauce, though.
No, I never did any of that.
Dude, they tasted pretty good.
Did you guys see the viral photo
of the dude taking a photo of the Sub
that some guy was getting made for him?
No. Yeah. This dude was getting like a trap absolute trash subway sub and the guy making it was taking
a photo and so the guy took a like he's like yeah i guess i made a sub so bad that someone took a
photo of it and the guy was just laughing as he was taking the photo because it looked like it
was just terrible you saw the girl who lost her job at panera right no so she did like a tiktok i think then it was showing i guess panera is known
for their mac and cheese which that's news to me because panera don't get me started on there
if you tell me like that's what if someone's like hey yeah we're having a meeting but we're
gonna cater panera i'll say that's a tremendous gesture that's very cool that you're gonna cater
you know and like show some love to your employees but that's a tremendous gesture. That's very cool that you're going to cater, you know, and like show some love
to your employees,
but that's absolute trash
and I'm not attending.
I would rather starve to death
than eat Panera bread.
So she does this video
and it's just her showing
that it's,
they're frozen packets,
drop it and you boil it
and then you cut it
and then drop it on a plate
and that's their mac and cheese,
which I guess people thought
like maybe they were
like making their pasta. People think they're like grating cheese in a pot. Like there's a boiling pasta and that's their mac and cheese. Which I guess people thought maybe they were making their pasta.
People think they're grating cheese in a pot.
Like a pot?
Like a panera.
But she posted it, and I have to say, it was a tastefully done video.
It was kind of funny.
That place is such a trash.
But they fired her.
Dude, so when I was 18, I was driving back to Michigan from Ohio,
and it's an eight-hour drive.
And so I really needed some energy, and I was driving by a Panera.
But I don't like stopping for just straight pee breaks.
And so I was like, I need a double shot of espresso.
And they looked at me like I was crazy.
And I'm like, I don't want a lot of liquid.
They served it to me.
And then I was like, hey, do you guys have any milk or anything?
And the guy acted like I had just, like, beaten the shit out of his kids.
He was like,
milk?
For what?
And I was like,
I just,
I want to cut this a little bit.
Like, sorry.
And ever since then,
I'm like,
dude,
what's Panera's deal?
Let me get an espresso without like
getting flack from you.
I don't know,
serving trash ass food
to people all day
can weigh on you,
I guess.
The bread there sucks.
But if they want to sponsor
the pod,
feel free to.
No,
they are not allowed to sponsor the pod.
That's where we draw the line.
Yeah, I draw the line at Panera Bread.
I can't, in good faith, endorse that.
I'd rather eat Pantera Bread.
What's that like?
It just fucking melts your face.
Brett, what do you got to say, man?
I was going to say the same thing Dave said.
I'm sorry, Panera.
If you want to sponsor the pod, we'll take it back.
But I guess it's not an option.
No, they're not allowed.
Good to know.
We only serve these people good products.
You know who loves Panera Bread?
This is just a fucking hate segment.
It's like moms and
aunts and sisters.
Yeah, because it's considered
healthy.
It's like the healthy
fast food option.
But it's not even that healthy.
You're still eating broccoli cheddar soup
out of a fucking bread bowl.
I should clarify.
It's basically my...
All the women in my family love Panera Bread.
Sally has never asked me to go to Panera.
Not once.
She's a real one.
What about La Mad?
A million times better than Panera Bread.
Is that only in Texas?
I don't know.
I didn't see it until I came down here. It's actually not terrible. No, it's not. It's a decent option. It's upgraded Panera. Is that only in Texas? I don't know. I didn't see it until I came down here.
It's actually not terrible.
No, it's not.
It's a decent option.
It's upgraded Panera.
Yeah.
Would you guys want to weigh in
on the Jason's Deli
versus McAllister's?
I don't even know
what McAllister's is,
so I can't weigh in.
It's been a very long time
since I've had McAllister's,
but I got a soft spot
for Jason's Deli.
I'll ride for Jason's.
Or J-Del, as we call it.
Can we get some Jason's off soon?
Yeah.
I need to get an ice cream cone at the end.
I mean, we probably could.
It's been a while since I've gone there and watched Dylan just eat all the eggs.
Oh, God.
Dude, that was one of my low-key favorite lunch spots back in the old office days you know i can
attribute me losing a little weight over the last year to like eating healthier and whatever
i think it's just not going out to lunch every day with you guys
you stopped doing that the last like full year at yeah you really did i couldn't keep up well i got
a dog too so i had to like go let her out and shit. But, like, you guys just have such...
You guys eat so much for lunch.
I can't keep up.
I had lunch with you guys yesterday.
I was so fucking full.
Big boy season.
We just knuckled on that.
I can't keep up with bread on the weekends.
I can't keep up with you guys at lunch.
It's a problem.
It's the beers with bread, some food with us.
Mm-hmm.
What are you even doing?
I don't know.
We're trying to give you, like, liver-induced diabetic failure.
Yeah. I'm close. I've never been closer. Whatever. What are you even doing? I don't know. We're trying to give you, like, liver-induced diabetic failure.
Yeah.
I'm close.
I've never been closer.
Whatever.
But, yeah, be careful out there at Oktoberfest.
Can you overdose on the menthol stuff?
No, but they said if you snort too much, you can get a nosebleed.
I read the Business Insider.
Yeah.
What's the stuff called again?
Fuck, dude.
Already closed out the tab.
All right, forget it.
Wow.
Wiesenkoks.
Wiesenkoks.
I think that's how you say it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can we cop some of that? My German's a little rusty.
I don't Sprechen Sie Deutsch.
I haven't been in Germany since 1985.
If we're at Matt's El Rancho Saturday and I put some of that out on the table in front
of everybody.
Whip your Wiesenkoks out.
And start railing it.
It's going to cause a scene.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
The manager's going to come over.
Cops are going to get called.
You know what?
Let's order some.
And I can't just be like, yo, this is just Wiesenkoks.
Everybody chill out.
Brett, you're a logistics guy.
Do a lot.
Can you get some shit over here?
Some Wiesenkoks?
Yeah, I'll do it on the pod.
All right.
Let's do it.
I mean, is Silk Road still open?
The what? Is Silk Road still open the what it's silk road no but
dude have you ever read the story of that kid no he's from austin is he from austin there's dallas
i thought he's austin he's texas either way hard to say he's an entrepreneur yeah like the takedown
of him i think he's in like a super max prison really yeah it's not good um it's a good situation
the thing about weasel cox that i really love it's it's all the joy of putting a foreign substance up your nose
but without any of the cool party benefits yeah you know yeah but you got hella your
sinuses are hella clear though some would say it's a cool party benefit that you can do it
off your friend's piece though yeah that is a, that's a cool party benefit. You know what I mean?
That should be our new,
our new one-liner thing.
Hashtag cool party benefit.
Are they just doing,
in every movie that we see,
people do coke?
Are they just doing bees and cocks?
Dude, maybe, yeah.
That's a great point.
Did y'all see the friends controversy?
Look at the brains on Will over here.
Holy shit.
We're coming up with a lot of...
Look up the friends controversy
while I make some major announcements.
First and foremost, the new shirt is still up,
in addition to a Spooky Season mug.
Wow.
Washmedia.com slash shop.
You know what it is.
People were saying we weren't going to drop both those products in the same week.
No.
But here we are.
Patreon.com slash Struggling Back Podcast.
Spooky Season yesterday is live.
Listering Voicemail is going to be live on Friday.
We got big things in the pipeline. If you're not listening to Spooky Season yesterday is live. Listering Voicemail is going to be live on Friday. We got big things in the pipeline.
If you're not listening to Spooky Season,
you're missing out on some excellent,
excellent content, people.
I'm serious.
And people are saying that, like,
we're not going to be able to follow
Spooky Season up with anything, like, worthy.
Like, are you kidding me?
Well, those people are idiots.
Are you kidding me?
We're just in the lab just cooking things up lately.
Guys, I'm so excited for y'all to see this.
Did y'all know Jennifer Aniston joined Instagram?
Yes.
Go look at her first post.
Hey, but make an announcement.
I'm sorry.
Make an announcement.
I thought you were done.
No.
We also need to talk about our friends over at Stance.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know we were doing reads.
You sold it differently.
Have you noticed that you're seeing or hearing a bunch of ads for socks?
Just a few years ago, no one ever talked about socks.
So why so much noise over something we never used to care about?
Because one brand has absolutely changed the game when it comes to socks.
Their creativity, design, and quality was so incredible that ignited a movement
around a piece of apparel that no one had ever paid attention to before.
You guys know who we're talking about?
We're talking about Stance Socks.
We're talking about Stance.
And I'm getting a lot of compliments when I wear them on the golf course.
Do you know what's out there?
A bunch of pretenders, a bunch of posers.
Stance are the real ones.
You know that someone's flexing when they're walking down the street
and you can see the little stance logo on their ankle.
It's like, oh, shit.
It's subtle.
Go off, kid.
It's the most tasteful sock logo you could ever have.
It's just the best.
I'm going to get stance off at the gym.
People have been asking me about it.
Did you see they're doing a Metallica collab?
Well, yeah, people go in there and they're like,
dude, this guy gets it.
Yeah.
Like, he's dialed in.
They're doing a Metallica collab.
I got the email last night.
Dude, have you seen some of these collabs that they're doing?
Like, first and foremost, the designs are incredible,
and they're doing, like, Major League Baseball stuff.
If you need some national socks, Stance is the place to go.
But you don't have to be a multi-billion dollar athlete
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They've got collabs with like Pulp Fiction,
Toy Story, Kid Cudi, Star Wars, Rihanna.
Dude, no one's doing Wu-Tang.
Rick and Morty socks?
Damn.
Hell yeah.
I got the Grateful Dead ones off.
I've been scared to wear them.
Because you're not like super deadhead? You don't want to get called out? No, I mean, to be honest, I didn't really listen to that much Grateful Dead ones off. I've been scared to wear them. Because you're not like super deadhead?
You don't want to get called out?
No, I mean,
to be honest,
I didn't really listen
to that much Grateful Dead
until Mayer started going with them.
They got some Iversons too.
I thought they were kind of boring.
Did you know Hornsby
used to perform with Grateful Dead?
Really?
Huh.
I will say,
major shouts to John Mayer
for getting a new generation
into him.
I'm one of those people.
I was never a Grateful Dead guy.
Now I own Grateful Dead socks.
Do you guys know we have a deal with them too? I'm fucking of those people. I was never a Grateful Dead guy. Now I own Grateful Dead socks. Do you guys know we have a deal with them too?
I'm fucking excited about it.
Are you?
Yes.
I really don't want to put anything else on my feet ever again.
And there's a reason that Stance changes Top Game forever.
And I want you to try them as well.
That's why our listeners can get a free pair of socks with purchase at stance.com slash circling back.
That's stance.com slash circling back. That's stance.com slash circling back.
Because they're not stance, they're just socks.
I used our promo code for this after they hooked us up with some socks already.
I was like, two pairs is not enough.
Yeah.
Their quality is so good.
I had to go back in.
I know we've said a lot, but their quality is so good that I will purchase it without the code.
Because they're actually pretty affordable.
And if you're not a crew sock guy, they've got the short socks, the no-shows, some good
athletic ones.
They've even got like golf specific ones, which check those out.
I've got some Caddyshack ones.
My dad liked those a lot.
Dads love Caddyshack.
Mom's like Panera.
Dad's like Caddyshack.
It's just how it goes.
That's true.
Dave, do you want to talk friends?
Okay.
Go pull up Jennifer Aniston's Instagram. I did. I've pulled it up. That's true. Dave, do you want to talk friends? Okay, go pull up Jennifer Aniston's Instagram.
I did.
I've pulled it up.
Am I missing something?
Look off to the bottom right corner at the iPhone.
Is there a Coke on that iPhone?
Or maybe it's...
That's what the internet is saying.
Maybe it's Vizencox,
or whatever it's called.
So she posted her first gram,
and it's a Friends cast reunion.
Like, they're all there.
And, uh...
There's an iPhone that has white stuff all over it.
And it's Vieting Cox.
There's no way they could be that blatant about it, though.
It is weird.
That photo, but like the quality of it and the fact looking at everybody,
that looks like a cocaine scenario.
Okay, of everyone in this picture,
of all the Friends main characters,
I'm going to say Chandler is the most likely to be doing coke on the ring.
Well, he had a legit substance abuse problem.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
I didn't even know that.
You'll see, like, in Friends, he goes from being, like, really skinny,
and I think that was during his substance abuse problem,
to getting, like, overweight.
Okay.
And I think he was recovering when he was
overweight.
But he didn't look good
for a few seasons.
Hopefully what they did
was like they found out
he brought like an 8 ball
and they replaced it
with Wiesencox
and like just didn't tell him.
So he was like
was snorting that
and he was like
not getting super high.
Yeah.
And also not,
you know,
fall off the wagon.
Imagine,
imagine posting one time on Instagram one day ago
and already having 8.1 million followers.
Yeah, her photo almost has 10 million likes.
Like, that's a good ratio.
Am I going to hit her with a follow?
I guess I should.
I'm not.
I'm not yet.
She needs to prove more.
That first photo, to be honest, was trash.
I know it has almost 10 million likes,
but it's just not a good photo.
And so I need her to do a little better.
Can I ask a question?
Hypothetically, whose piece are you snorting
the V's and Cox off?
You got to think Joey Tribb.
Joey.
You got to think Joey's piece.
It's Joey every single time.
Yeah.
Every single time.
Yeah, you're right.
Which of those are going to Panera Bread, like, after their little meet-up?
Courtney Cox loves Panera Bread.
Probably Courtney Cox, yeah.
She didn't get a really trash salad and a...
Oh, God.
Just like a big-ass piece of bread?
Yeah.
What is this?
Is this a loafer?
I just saw a photo of... Just in her tagged photos of jennifer anderson i saw
a photo of uh her and demi moore and i thought it was courtney cox and i was like man courtney
cox looks like shit she got a lot of work done and i was like oh that's demi moore
when he cox did get a lot of work done yeah she didn't need to do that unfortunately she did
gotta say jennifer anderson looks great in this photo i know it's like the lighting's
kind of dark and stuff, but she
She's a beautiful woman, Dave.
I think we need to give a special shout out to
just the entire cast of Friends for not becoming
complete pieces of shit after they got done
with their show.
They could have, like, one of them could have spiraled.
We haven't really seen that. Well, like, one of them
almost did. Think about, like,
Mr. Belding and Screech.
Like, they're just wrecks. You know Mr. Belding is a Baylor alum?
Really?
Yeah.
Is he a wreck?
What's wrong with him?
I don't think he was a wreck, but I think he blew.
Kind of a shit show.
He's like, you remember how Shooter McGavin?
Yeah.
Kind of turned into like a real wild ass.
Like a real life caricature.
Didn't some of y'all, the early Grand X guys see him?
Yeah.
Like little wood.
He was,
he was on,
on sixth street in Austin here.
And he was,
that's a bad scenario.
And he was there all day and people were taking like the shooter pictures with him.
And I remember like someone posted one at,
uh,
like noon.
And we went out that night at like nine or 10.
And we ran into him.
Like he was just there all day just taking pics
with people and hammering beers.
It was incredible. He's probably flipped off that
Weezing Cox. Oh yeah, that's probably
what it is. He's a big Saratoga
guy too. I've met him a couple times.
Shooter? Multiple summers.
I could see that. He's a big horse guy.
Oh yeah?
By the way, Weezing Cox
available in the UK,
but not on
American Amazon.
Let's,
we might know
some people.
Okay.
You got a Visincox plug?
I'm not saying me,
but
I'm not not saying me.
You know I was born there.
I take back
what I said,
by the way.
Even though Courtney Cox
got work done like
she still looks fine so if you post this photo and then realize like oh there's blow on the iphone
do you just you have to leave it up right there's been there's been cases of this before that i've
seen where people are like are they doing cocaine there and it's like it might just be a weird like
there's probably a light above the table that they're sitting at that's reflecting down onto the phone so you're see but yeah you're being a
rational skeptic over here i don't like that like i mean who knows it could be anything like i said
it's an anomaly what did she take this photo with that's what i don't get this isn't like an iphone
photo like dude what if she still has a selfie she like this is just a not good. This is grainy. Imagine having a selfie stick in 2019.
I just looked at the photo again.
It's a hundred percent.
Not a light.
Oh,
can we talk about Tik TOK mom?
This is now,
this is a great story because we're at least five weeks late on it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're,
we're behind the eight ball on this one,
but that's how i prefer it i like
having all the information in front of me before i can talk about what's her name you were supposed
to have it all pulled up david i got distracted by jennifer aniston wow it's in the group text
just go find it there well the first okay so this this lady on tiktok she's subjecting her kids.
She should get her kids taken away.
Oh, come on.
What she's making her kids do in public places is abhorrent.
Like, you can't be doing this.
The scripts she's writing for these, they don't make any sense.
Oscar worthy?
But they're somehow electric at the same time.
Do you want to hear one?
Yeah.
So this is just a live airing of one of her TikToks.
And just know that she writes all of these and forces her kids to partake.
Okay, that was not the right one.
I'm sorry.
Let's just move on.
Was that your Spotify?
No, it wasn't.
It's her, but someone made a music video with her looking hot
because people were like, is she hot or not?
I don't know.
I don't really care.
I think she's a content machine.
If you want to follow her or just look at her videos,
Angel, this is absurd,
at AngelMommy2Eyes5,
at AngelMommy5, and this is a taste of some of
the content you can find there no no no can i get the new iphone 11 my phone's messed up
what's wrong with your phone i was about to get the iphone 11 my phone is slow because it's old
so if i buy you the iphone 11 you will not need another phone for 10 years, right?
Sure.
Yeah, totally.
Well, I'll buy you the iPhone 11.
Can you buy me one too?
What do I look like?
A bank?
Yes.
Yeah, you kind of look like a bank to me.
No.
Okay.
I had not seen this one. So, she's bringing egg to me. No. Okay. I had not seen this one.
So she's bringing in third parties.
Like there's just like a random guy standing next to her.
But everything they're doing is in like Walmart, Home Depot.
Or like a parking lot.
Dude, it's so embarrassing.
These kids are going to, something, she's going to put something like terrible on there.
This fame is going to get to her head and she's going to end up like becoming like a
thought or something and putting something totally inappropriate on there and getting
her kids taken away.
I have the same question about this woman that I had about Cole Campbell when he first
like burst onto the scene.
When I first discovered him.
Is it?
Yeah.
A, is she self-aware?
And B, is she like some kind of comedic genius?
No, she's not.
I think she is.
I think she's doing like subversive comedy. Super like high level shit. There's no way. No, she's not. I think she is. I think she's doing, like, subversive comedy.
Super, like, high-level shit.
There's no way.
Dude, maybe.
No.
Do you want to do one more?
Yeah.
This one's 47 seconds,
but I think it's worth it.
Excuse me.
Can I help you?
Why are you getting into my car?
This is my car.
What are you talking about?
That's not your car.
I have the key right here.
No, look. Well, my key does the same thing. What are you saying? We have the same key to the same car?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You better calm yourself down. All right, I'll calm it down. Listen, you want to ride to your car maybe? This is my car! Get out of my car!
Get out!
Get out!
Serves you right.
She's getting into the car.
Oh, maybe this isn't my car.
Huh, well, sorry about that.
I was just trying to tell you that.
All right, so she's doing accents now.
Like, what?
When she's writing, like, these videos out,
like, writing the script for this,
how is she like, yeah, I found it.
This is it.
We're going to let this one fly.
Yeah, at least in that one,
she didn't drag her fucking son into it.
I'm assuming that is her son.
Yeah, he was probably, like, in school.
He was probably taping it.
Like, being a normal fucking kid.
Yeah, who's taping this? Like, the other kids? Dude, I don't know. She's. Yeah, he was probably in school. He was probably taping her. Being a normal fucking kid.
Yeah, who's taping this?
The other kids?
Dude, I don't know.
She's setting up these shoots. It's so weird.
It's embarrassing.
If I'm her husband, I'm like, dude, stop.
I'm taking your phone away.
She's a genius.
This is her official Twitter page.
She's a model, actress, also a musician.
No.
She's clearly a great actress.
She crushes those vids.
Yeah, I don't really do TikTok.
I just do it when people post them on Twitter.
I watch them.
But I need to maybe get into TikTok more.
We've dabbled with it.
Will, didn't you do a TikTok video?
Yeah, but it was private patrons only.
That's right.
Does it kind of,
this is the classic thing like angel underscore mommy at yahoo.com.
Two eyes.
Like
I used to work with people and like,
it'd be like moms who considered themselves to be like interior designers or something.
And they would always want a discount because designers get discounts on stuff.
And to be like, okay, yeah, what's your, what's your email?
I can email you the information you need to fill out in order to get the discount.
And they'd be like, oh, designermom49 at AOL.com.
And it was just like, no, like, no, you can't have a discount.
Because if you were legit,
you would have maybe created a website for yourself
or done any work.
And Angel Mommy with two I's
definitely puts out the vibe of the person
that would have asked for that.
She's doing content.
You got to appreciate that.
You got to respect it.
It's so bad, though.
No, I respect that she's doing content.
But it's just the worst.
And she also just thinks she's hot shit.
She tweets like every two minutes.
I'm just noticing this.
Is she a MILF?
She's a big-time retweeter.
She's not a MILF.
No, she's not a MILF, Dave.
Okay.
There's a lot of people who think she is.
That's why I'm asking.
Do you think her kids actually like this?
Do you think they like the fame yes
it's all going to come crumbling down though at some point these kids are 10 years old they love
it they're the they're little mommy you know what she's going to end up doing this is this is what's
going to bring her uh her castle down she's going to post a tiktok of her like doing like some
choreographed dance or something and singing
along to some rap song and she's going to drop an unintentional n-bomb in the song not realizing
that she's not supposed to do it because it's in the song is she's southern or is she like Jersey
she puts off Jersey vibes but I don't know oh to me she puts out vibes of like
southern like southeast.
I see her being like a big I didn't hear any
hint of a southern accent.
But like with
everything feel free to tell me I'm wrong.
Like the
We were right about that.
Oh yeah we were.
Man this podcast really has turned into us
just like
finding random shit on social media
and just being like shocked by it
I kind of love it
oh
people are
yeah people are going in on Chandler
on Twitter
about the nose beers.
That's funny.
Someone tweeted me, nose beers, tight.
Guys, don't do nose beers.
No.
Unless it's Wiesencox.
Don't even do that.
Don't snort anything.
Don't put anything on a table and snort it.
You know what's been on that table?
You don't know.
Can I cancel her?
Dude, no.
She's a content machine.
It's not good, though.
It makes me uncomfortable.
Are you trying to tell me
when one of her new videos
hits the T,
you're not going to watch it?
No.
I might actively avoid
Angel Mommy with two eyes.
Oh, you're crazy.
No.
Well, if you're really online,
check her out.
Give her a shot to earn your business. you don't like really cringeworthy unintentional comedy like cole campbell i would think i would
like it more if she didn't drag her kids into it and her kids just look really affecting you yeah
they just look clueless and like they're gonna they're gonna all look they're gonna look back
on this in like five years and be like, God, this is so bad.
Dude, those kids are going to have like 20,000 followers by the time they're 12.
No.
Those kids are going to be proud.
She's a flash in the pan.
Yeah, but this is like that Buckwild show on MTV.
Like, yeah, they're going to get a bunch of followers and stuff,
but they're going to make a regrettable decision at some point
that just brings it all down.
Well, you know, you got to strike while the iron's hot.
They shouldn't have all that power.
You're saying they're gonna die? No,
I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about the other ones
who just started dealing Oxycontin when they started getting
a little money. I think that was before, too.
Yeah, it probably was before. Wait, who's dealing
Oxy? Buckwild.
The entire cast of Buckwild? Yeah, do you remember
that show on MTV? That was in my
MTV post-period.
Yeah, yeah. There's no reason that we should have been watching this at all.
Was that like the real world with just a bunch of wild-ass Southerners?
West Virginia.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember seeing it and being intrigued, but I never dove into it.
The one kid died.
Yeah, I remember that kid died.
Which was made even more sad by the fact that he was the only one in the entire series who...
Didn't he die in a four-wheeler accident?
He and his buddy, or I don't know if it was his buddy who it was, another guy, they got
stuck while they were doing some mudding.
And so their car got stuck and they were like, well, we're not sure what to do.
I think it was late at night.
And so they decided to just sleep in the car while they were stuck.
And then it ended up,
the mud covered the exhaust pipe.
Oh, no way.
And so they died in the car together.
And I don't know if there's anything in his system
or anything like that,
but then a bunch of the kids...
He left the car running?
Yeah.
Probably cold.
Probably cold.
Ugh.
And so then, like...
That sucks.
After the show was over,
like, a couple of the people, like, the characters on the show got popped for being opioid dealers,
which in West Virginia, obviously there's going to be a little more of that.
And I think probably them getting some MTV money made it a little easier for them to acquire the drugs.
That's a crazy way to die.
Did y'all ever do the Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?
Yeah.
No. That was a wild ride. That was interesting. That was a crazy way to die. Did y'all ever do The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia? Yeah. No.
That was a wild ride.
That was interesting.
That was a good one.
I don't know if I would go back and watch it again, but holy shit.
The Wonderful what?
Whites.
I think that was their last name.
Oh, okay.
It was a little double entendre there.
Okay.
What year was that show out?
Does naming the show that fly in 2019?
I don't know.
Yeah, no, it was the family's name.
What was the name of the kid who died?
Shane Gandy.
Shane Gandy.
That's it.
Dude, were you a big MTV guy?
Like, first season of Jersey Shore was like seventh grade.
So that hit pretty hard.
The wild and wonderful whites of West Virginia.
Just to be clear.
You were in seventh grade?
First season of Jersey Shore was seventh grade.
So I realized the age gap, but I think I was watching that in college.
We had very different perspectives on that show.
That series took my high school or my middle school by storm.
Did you see Ron got popped for domestic violence again?
I did not.
Ram checks out.
Ram.
So you know things are bad when the Buckwild Wikipedia page
has incidents as one of the headers.
Not good.
And it has pre-cancellation and post-cancellation.
Pre-cancellation, Salwa Amin got arrested
because she had a large quantity of Oxy in her purse
and a bunch of cash, some heroin, whatever.
Another one was arrested pre for aggravated DUI.
What makes a DUI become aggravated?
Ooh, that's a good question.
They're drunk with bang energy too.
Isn't there like in some states
something called like a super DUI?
I don't know.
Where it's, like, you're, like, really drunk.
I think there's some...
There's, like,.08, then there's, like,.16.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it's, like, yeah, I think it's called, like, a super DUI or something.
And then, yeah, Shane Gandy died before it got canceled,
and then after, there was a guy who got a DUI
in failure to report the incident, another DUI,
and then another girl, the same girl,
pled guilty to possession of a controlled substance
with intent to deliver.
What are they doing?
It's probably good they canceled that show.
You guys want to know something?
In Arizona, there's super extreme DUI.
Yes.
Which is kind of like the monster energy of DUIs.
It's next level.
It's like the code red.
So if you have traces of alcohol
and taurine in your system,
then you get the...
Yeah, Brett, you better watch your ass.
Arizona does stuff differently, though.
They don't do daily savings time, too.
That's bad bullshit.
Fuck it.
They also deny due process in some instances,
but that's for another day.
Blood alcohol concentration of 0.20% or more.
That'll get you a super extreme DUI.
They got to change that name.
Just make it aggravated.
I think it's tight.
Super extreme DUIs.
It sounds like a fucking...
No, it's just to troll the people that got them.
They have to talk to their family and they'd be like,
so you got a DUI?
Sounds like kind of fun.
I got a super extreme DUI.
Dude, imagine putting that on your job application. Don't say it sounds fun, Dylan, so you got a DUI? And it's like, no, I got a super extreme DUI. Dude, imagine putting that
on your job application.
No, you don't say
it sounds fun, Dylan.
Don't glorify DUI.
It sounds like a fun
ticket to get.
No, we're not doing that.
You're sitting down
with the interviewer
and they're like,
so,
I just noticed
on convictions
you have a DUI.
Yes, sir.
So,
is it super extreme?
Indeed it was.
It was super extreme, sir. Yes. Dylan would be like, oh, that's badass, man. Dude extreme? Indeed it was. It was super extreme, sir.
Yes.
Dylan would be like, oh, that's badass, man.
Dude, that's fucking tight.
Nah, it's a super extreme one, dog.
Shut up, Dylan.
It's a misdemeanor offense.
So, which I think, dude, if you're going to have super extreme in the name, it's got to be a felony.
It's got to be a felony.
If you get a super extreme, you should lose your license, like, on the spot.
Sorry, go ahead.
No, no, no.
I was just going to give you,
if you get convicted,
you get the ignition interlock device.
What is that?
You have to blow into it?
Yeah.
For one conviction.
Hey, was Missy Elliott misdemeanor?
Correct.
Yeah, Missy Misdemeanor Elliott.
Okay.
I'm putting that together like right now. They called me Will Fallon DeFreeze for a little bit.
Will what?
Fallon DeFreeze.
Did they?
I remember seeing the fact that Juvenile
had actually never been arrested.
Who's Juvenile?
Back that ass up.
Cash Money?
I know Back That Ass Up.
I don't know.
Who's Juvenile?
Are you fucking serious?
400 Degrees, one of the greatest southern hip-hop albums. What's wrong with you? Come on. You know Juvenile. Juvenile? I know Back That Ass Up. It's Juvenile. Are you fucking serious? 400 Degrees, one of the greatest Southern hip-hop albums.
What's wrong with you?
Come on.
You know Juvenile?
I know.
I mean, if I heard the songs, I'd be like, yeah.
You know Back That Ass Up.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, it was on our Rough and Rowdy Ring Girl playlist that I curated.
Okay.
Did you make that?
I did.
Wow.
Wow.
What other songs can we expect on that?
Pony by Ginuwine was a pretty, just a go-to.
Holiday Inn.
Any Chingy song.
Any Chingy song.
Good question.
Okay.
I'm not a Southern hip-hop guy, Dave.
I'm sorry.
I'm not mad at you.
I was surprised.
I was doing Basket Case Radio on Spotify on my way in today.
Green Day?
Oh, yeah.
That's pretty solid. Where do way in today. Green Day? Oh, yeah. That's pretty solid.
Where do you stand on modern Green Day?
Because I got a lot of blowback for saying that I gave up on them after the Nimrod album.
I mean, I gave up on them after American Idiot.
I'm Dookie, Basket Case.
Anyone who likes Green Day, the Green Day that you like, Dave,
is different than the Green Day that these other people like.
They're different bands.
They're not the same. Yeah, and that's
why I gave up on them.
Not that I gave up. It's just like we grew apart.
It's like if there's a kid
that's listening to new Blink-182 albums right now,
he and I like...
That kid and I like different versions of that
same band. That kid is not Dylan. No.
I'm going to tell you that right now. No.
I'm getting Parks a Blink-182 album
for his birthday. Please don't. What? I'm going to tell you that right now. No. I'm getting Parks a Blink-182 album for his birthday.
Please don't.
What?
I'm going to get him a CD player.
Don't get him a CD.
I'm getting him a CD player, some headphones.
Don't say Discman.
I'm going to get him an iPod Nano.
With just Blink-182? 12 songs.
Okay.
I just want you to know that.
Okay.
Parks is going to be playing like brick all day that's what
i played on yeah blackberry brick on blackberry was the best with the pearl because you could
just fucking go tetris on flip phones was the best brett let me ask you this since you are
significantly younger than us what year when did you get your first cell phone i was in eighth
grade what kind of phone was it it was a a samsung flip um it looked
a lot like the phone that will and i were at the broken spoke and a guy asked us to take a picture
on his flip phone and so he has a samsung flip phone and um i was in eighth grade so that would
have been 2007 okay i got a cell did you buckle up when that
guy handed you his flip phone to take a photo because you didn't know what to do yeah it's
like jarring i didn't know i was like oh my god i don't i forgot how to take a picture of i can't
believe there's a a camera on his actual phone you see the camera like refresh rate was like
three frames per minute it was he killed it though, he killed it, though. That guy was- Was he an old guy or just some super hipster?
No, old guy.
Oh, hell yeah.
It was awesome.
He handed it to Brett, and I was like, dude, I might not even know how to do that.
That's like when Micah handed me his phone once because he still has an iPhone whatever
with a button.
Sounds like Micah.
And when he handed me the phone, I was trying to swipe up to clear the screen, and I couldn't
do it.
And I was like, yeah, sorry, you still have a button on this phone.
I don't know what to do.
Yeah, it rattled me for a minute.
I mean, I genuinely had to think about what I was doing.
It wasn't just like instantially like, yeah, I'll take a picture.
Yeah, boom, done.
It was like, oh, man.
It's like you hand it to him, you're like, dude, did I do this right?
I don't know what to do.
Man, flip phones.
T9 Word. I was a wizard what to do. Man, flip phones. T9 word.
Pretty,
I was a wizard at that.
It's much harder now.
It's not like riding a bike.
You've done some T9 words lately.
I did,
I had to do it.
What did I do it with?
I forget.
There was something I was doing
and I was like,
yeah,
this is not going to go well.
You know what does go well?
Dinners with kettlebell kitchen.
Oh,
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We've all, we've all eaten numerous of these.
They're delicious.
I will say this.
They are delicious.
Went so much harder than I anticipated.
I was like, oh man, we're actually doing this right now.
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I was a little skeptical.
I'd never done one of these kind of meal prep meals.
I had done like meal prep things where you make the food yourself.
I had never done one where they just send you the pre-made meals.
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That being said,
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She was bringing them
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I finished mine
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I don't know how many meals it was.
I think I had a day
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Because they have
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I think huevos rancheros was one.
Ah, see.
See, nutrition's on everyone's mind.
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It's a mess of conflicting information
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Dylan, you're on a fitness journey, right?
Of course I am.
Look at me.
Is that why you...
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Name a couple.
They have pumpkin spice pancakes,
first of all.
No one's doing that.
That's what they called you in high school.
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These are some breakfast options.
Let's see. I love Florentine with turkey these are some breakfast options um let's
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I need to stop.
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Dude, you know, we've got Cabo.
We've got a wedding we're going to.
Oh, yeah.
Cabo.
One month away.
You know, the only issue with it,
it's a pool.
It's a destination where it'll be warm weather so people will be doing getting the pool
off but it's right in the middle of bulking season it is so it's just like two conflicting
you know schools of thought like because you know you want to bulk but like you also want to shred
before the pool so it's just kind of like well what do i do it's tough it is tough that's the
toughest thing i almost didn't go because is it wrong to just extend uh you know cutting season no no you know into november it's not but at the same time it gives you a little
cover if like let's say you do have like an extra 10 pounds on people like whoa what happened like
it was bulking season bulking season i'm true to the game yeah so
speaking of bulking season i think you guys should uh dave can you read a quote from uh
brooks capita that i have avoided looking at just because i want to see how douchey it is okay Speaking of bulking season, I think you guys should... Dave, can you read a quote from Brooks Capita
that I have avoided looking at
just because I want to see how douchey it is?
Okay.
So he did an interview.
He did an interview with, like, Golf Monthly.
And I tried to pull up the actual article,
but there's so many pop-ups on Golf Monthly
and, like, video pop-ups that it was too much.
Clean it up, Golf Monthly.
I get it.
Everybody's trying to make money.
It's tough these days.
But I'll just give you the quote.
When asked about Rory McIlroy and him having a rivalry, he said,
Rory hasn't won a major since I've been on the PGA Tour,
so I just don't view it as a rivalry.
Well, one, they don't have a rivalry.
Right?
My question is, did he say this with a smirk on his face?
Like, was he just bullshitting, giving Rory shit?
Or was it stone-faced?
He was just being totally sincere.
He hasn't won a major in five years.
That's what I want to know.
I don to know.
I don't know.
Brooks is such a douche.
Whose career would you rather have at this point, Brooks or Rory?
Brooks.
Brooks.
I'm not sold.
Rory's had, I mean, like you said, five years of, like, not winning majors.
He won the players.
Rory has, what, like three or four?
How many does he have?
This year, but... Majors, I mean, for Rory?
I think he had five.
So why...
Okay.
I'm just saying, most of Koepka's prime is still ahead of him, right?
What's the age difference there?
Maybe I'm wrong. It's hard to say. Koepka's in his still ahead of him, right? What's the age difference there? Maybe I'm wrong.
It's hard to say.
Koepka's in his 30s.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
Rory was born in 89, so what's he?
So he's 30.
30?
Oh, okay.
Still, though, I don't think there's a wrong answer to your question.
There's an argument for either of them but rory here's the difference
rory came in with the extremely high expectations like tiger woods level expectations like taking
over the game gonna revolutionize it brooks came out of fucking nowhere like brooks was playing in
uh like asia which i mean people knew he was a good player, but it wasn't like he lit up the amateur circuit. So I feel like I'm going to go with Brooks just career-wise.
Now, like endorsements and all that, Rory's probably exceeded Brooks, right?
You got to think so.
But look, he's good for the game.
He is a douche.
But I think deep down he is a self-aware douche who knows what he's doing.
Right?
Rory's net worth is $130 million.
That's a lot.
Brooks is probably like $40 or $50.
Brooks's career earnings, I think I just read, were $25 million in the article that I just read,
which I don't know if it was current or not.
I'm just throwing a bunch of Google stats out here that I can't back up.
I honestly think that right now I'm going to choose Rory.
I got no problem with that.
Honestly, it's partially because...
Well, Brooks is a douche.
Well, Brooks has so much momentum right now.
He does. He does.
But you know who else had a shit ton of momentum that slowed down real quick?
Who?
Spieth.
So, like, Rory, yeah, he had a little rough patch,
but at the same time, his entire body of work ain't bad.
Well, of course not.
Neither of them won the Masters.
Who do you think gets more money from Nike?
It's got to be Rory, right?
It's Rory.
Rory's got more international appeal.
But I think Brooks is probably running him down in that department.
I agree.
Like I said, he's just a lot of momentum.
Well, Brooks is not as marketable.
There's still a lot of people, I think a lot of them are in this room,
who don't like Brooks.
I don't like him.
I actively root against him in some scenarios,
but I did not want him to beat Tiger.
I mean mean he finished
second at the masters tie with dj right i was like actively rooting against him um but when
when tiger finally calls it quits i may be all in on brooks i don't know how much i gotta say though
brooks has done the body issue rory has not they're both weightlifting guys too
brooks kapka's lifetime earnings are 30.3 million okay rory's are 48.7 so not that much i mean a
huge difference but like brooks could catch him relatively fast with the right wins. Yes.
I think right now I'm taking Rory.
A couple more wins from Koepka.
If Koepka wins one or two more majors, then it's going to get real close for me.
That's supposed to get him three years.
I mean, it is kind of a disservice to the word rivalry
to talk about Rory and Brooks.
Straight up not one.
If you want to talk about golf rivalries,
talk about Phil versus Tiger.
Who's pushing this narrative?
I've never heard of a Brooks-Rory rivalry.
I can't remember which tournament it was.
One of the last ones.
Was it the Tour Championship?
I don't know.
They were paired together.
Final group.
I don't know.
They didn't talk shit.
They looked cordial.
It's not like every tournament,
I'm like, oh, who's going to win it, Brooks or Rory?
Yeah.
If anything, Brooks is on the right side of the rivalry right now
because he's got the hot hand.
So, like, he's the one.
I expect him to go out and win every tournament.
I don't expect that from Rory, even though I want to.
I used to be so out on him.
It's insane that I actually like him now.
I hated Rory.
I like me some Rory.
My cousin always said it was because I was jealous
that he and I were the same age and he was so much more successful
than me and I never wanted to admit that but I think that was it.
Actually Brooks and Rory are pretty similar in the quote
department. They typically will say what's
on their mind and not censor it.
Rory somehow does it less douchey.
Rory has had bad quotes
that come off bad but I think
Brooks is just,
but Brooks is just such a big alpha looking guy that he gets like,
and he had the quote,
the people,
people really like super golf nerds don't like him because of his like
dismissal of like tradition of traditional,
like loving golf.
And for flat out saying like golf's a boring sport.
Yeah.
When it comes to those two,
I think there's a huge difference between being unfiltered
and being shock value.
And I think that Rory's more unfiltered,
whereas Brooks is shock value.
He knows what he's saying is going to ruffle some feathers and stuff,
and whether he knows it or not,
he's aware of what's going on around him.
He might be a little dumb, but he's not so dense
that he doesn't realize that.
So Rory's major drought, don't let that affect or don't let that fool you
because he did – 2019, obviously, player of the year,
won the Tour Championship, RBC Canadian Open,
and the Players' Championship at Sawgrass.
That's where it was.
Him and Brooks were paired together at the Tour Championship,
and he beat Brooks.
So maybe Brooks is kind of a little bit salty about that i don't know maybe him and
roy are boys and like it's like uh pro fighters that are just trying to market themselves you
know and he like is texting roy like watch this i'm about to i'm about to drop some uh flames or
maybe he said it with a smirk on his face knowing that he was like you know just having some fun
with rory and the quote didn't reflect that it was just like the raw quote and not any real-life context provided with it.
I don't know.
Yeah, he's good for the game for the most part.
Brooks?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's good for it.
We need to heal.
I'm just...
True.
True.
When I walk in the studio and I hear Dave say,
yeah, did you see Brooks' quote?
It's like, oh, God.
Here he is again.
Dave, how's your foire into getting Ryder Cup tickets going?
I thought you were going to ask how my fantasy team's doing.
No.
Two and three, if you're wondering.
I'm scared to talk to you guys about football.
I'm in a line.
I'm in an E line.
So buying Ryder Cup tickets is unnecessarily difficult,
and it seems like this is how you would have done it a decade ago.
But apparently the technology just isn't there yet.
So I'm in a lobby or in line.
I was in a lobby, now I'm in line.
I could be here for five hours, and I'm not going to be able to leave
because I'll lose my place in line.
Set up a hotspot in your car and just be on your laptop in your car.
I was thinking about that.
I don't know.
I could see that really fucking up,
but yeah, I'm going to try to get the Ryder cup.
My dad,
some uncles,
some family.
I don't know.
Apparently it's not as well.
Will told me that you don't really need to buy.
You can buy them on like the secondary market.
I might eat my words.
I might eat my words on that.
I think you're probably right, but like.
I've just, I know people who have done it.
And so I'm not too concerned about it.
I'm more concerned about accommodations because we,
we've had early discussions with my guy,
guy friends from home about going and doing this.
And I think we're going to, that being said,
I think we need to start actually putting the plate in motion.
Yeah.
I think I got a lot of my plate.
I,
I'm not,
I'm not going to spearhead this for my,
my buddies from Michigan.
Where's it at?
Like,
I know where it's at,
but like,
have y'all ever been to that part of Wisconsin?
No.
I've never been to Wisconsin.
I've been to Wisconsin numerous times,
but like,
I've never done anything cool in Wisconsin.
It is Wisconsin,
right?
Yeah.
Aaron Hills. Okay. Yep in Wisconsin. It is Wisconsin, right? Yeah. Aaron Hills?
Mm-hmm.
God.
Yep.
Yeah.
If you heard,
if your buddy was like,
dude, yeah,
I'm dating this new girl
her name's Aaron Hills,
you'd be like,
oh, I bet she's pretty good looking.
Yeah.
Just, she's like a coyote
from SMU.
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Should we do this weekend
in fun?
Yeah.
It's going to be a fun weekend,
I think.
Hard to say.
Should I start?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's a rare weekend
where I don't have parks
either Friday or Saturday night
because he's heading
to Arlington
with his mom.
A little family trip.
So I'm wide open.
I know Brett's going to get into this a little bit more,
but his dad's going to be in town.
Maybe do a little dinner on Friday.
Should be fun.
And then Saturday we're also doing dinner.
Big squad getting together.
I won't say where we're going,
but you can probably figure it out.
Give it about two seconds of thought.
Big squad.
A little birthday dinner.
Should be fun.
When's your actual birthday?
My actual birthday is one week from today,
the 23rd of October.
How old are you going to be?
I'm going to be 28.
Really?
No, I'm going to be 36 this isn't the
house you can say you can say don't fucking say that that that's a tool for a coyote house i think
too it's 28 god i'm getting old uh 36 is how i'm i'm 36 i actually thought you were going to be 37
so that's like a pleasant big win well yeah i'm somehow for real Yeah. I'm a young man.
I thought you had said 36 before.
Born in 1983.
Yeah.
And that's all I have, man.
It should be fun.
Yeah.
I'm excited to meet Mr. Merriman.
Yeah.
Another Dave in the mix here.
My dad's name is David also.
Wow.
Dude, that's crazy.
My name is David.
We don't have any Davids in our family.
That's too bad.
Anyway, Dave?
I'll be there.
I'll be there Saturday.
Can't wait to have you.
Saturday can't get here soon enough.
That's what I'm saying.
I'll be there.
Got no major plans this weekend. I i was gonna go back to uh uh dallas but change of plans so here we are i'll be around we're excited
you're a late addition to the roster but uh we're glad to have you on man thank you for fitting me
in yeah um excited about it um yeah that's about it i i was looking at the forecast and i was like i'm kind of wanting to do
some golf but it's gonna be hot again and i've kind of over like now that i've had a taste of
cool weather golf i can't go back sucks so i'm just gonna have to wait i'm gonna wait it out
yeah it does suck i'm getting an itch like if if i don scratch the golf itch, I at least have to hit a range somewhere
and just get out and swing.
Because I'm getting like...
I'm getting antsy with it.
Maybe even like a sim golf situation.
I don't know.
I just need to swing a club.
I get it.
I get it.
I kind of was listening.
Did you say something about golf on Sunday?
No, I just said I was thinking golf.
I actually said doing the golf, which I don't know why I said that.
But I was saying that the weather is going to be a little bit warm.
I don't know.
I've been outdoors a lot, and you can kind of hear it in my voice.
Sinuses are kind of flared up, so I probably need to chill.
We'll see, though.
We'll see.
You've got a lot of time between now and then.
That speaks for me, too.
Okay.
And can I issue a correction I did say
I think I said Rory
Had five majors
It's four
Okay
He had three before
The age of 25
Him and Speed
The only two to do that
I believe
How old's Brooks
Actually that's not right
Him and Jack
And Tiger
I'm just fucking up
I don't know what I'm talking about
I've been out on golf
For about a month
We need a stat guy
We do
Brett where are you?
What are you doing?
Sorry, dude.
Look up stats.
This weekend, yeah, I don't know.
Just a lot of mulling around with the squad, I think, this weekend.
It is a big sports weekend.
There's stuff.
I mean, okay, this is for me who's watching a lot.
The Premier League's back.
Major shouts.
Catch me on Sunday watching Man U-Liverpool on my couch.
Parlaying that straight into the Lions game.
We'll have ALCS too.
Yeah, I'm kind of not really watching baseball though.
There's too much going on.
In baseball or just in other stuff?
Other stuff.
Okay.
Like baseball, I just don't want to put my emotional...
I'll watch some of the World Series.
I'm not going to do the championship series yet.
I'll check in when there's something good happening.
Like I caught the end of the Yankees Astros game last night,
but I'm not sitting down for the beginning.
Shout out to the Nats.
Yeah.
Good for the Nats.
Fuck Max Scherzer.
A lot of people hate the nationals.
I don't understand it.
I like them more that Bryce is gone.
Yeah.
I was going to say they're more likable now,
but that being said,
like I want Scherzer to get blown the fuck up. I do think, I do think I want them to that Bryce is gone. Yeah, I was going to say, they're more likable now. But that being said, I want Scherzer to get blown the fuck up.
I do think I want them to win the World Series,
but I want Scherzer to get blown up and have a bad World Series.
Damn.
Do you feel the same about Verlander?
No.
Verlander got traded.
Scherzer just left?
Scherzer left for money.
And I'm pretty sure he got a tasty offer from Detroit, too.
It wasn't as good as, I mean, they overpaid him at Washington.
Yeah.
He was one of the dominoes that kind of just led to us being the worst team in baseball.
I'll be honest, I'd pull for Strasburg.
Yeah.
Just because, I don't know, I feel like his career has been through a lot.
So, you know what?
Why wouldn't go?
There's nothing bad about him, right?
No.
Yeah.
He's one of those guys that I remember.
He got the full Sports Illustrated spread at one point
when he was dominating at San Diego State.
He got the Bryce Harper treatment.
Yeah.
This is the next one or whatever.
He shredded his elbow.
Just absolutely shredded.
Beginning of his career.
He worked his way back.
Yeah.
I'm thinking about getting Tommy John
preventative.
Because you're
pitching so much
or for what?
Play a lot of fetch
with Rosie.
Dude,
imagine how far
you could throw
the vortex
after Tommy John's.
You could just
wing that.
Dude,
it's insane how long
you could throw it.
Don't they take a piece
of your hamstring though?
Is that right?
I don't think
your hamstrings are that long.
I don't use my hamstrings
that much.
It wouldn't be like
a rookie of the year situation.
You don't need it. My hamstrings are like pieces of veal. Is that true? I mean, think your hamstrings are that long. I don't use my hamstrings that much. It wouldn't be like a rookie of the year situation. You don't need it.
My hamstrings are like pieces of veal.
Is that true?
I mean, they take a ligament from somewhere.
I thought they took like a...
They take it from Tommy John.
Himself?
He's just been harvesting Tommy John?
He's just getting ravaged.
There's just one guy that says,
you know, ligaments left.
You gotta think that that's not gonna last much longer.
A lot of people have had that.
There's like high school kids who are getting it now, like preventative.
Yeah.
Like from like over the top baseball dads.
Yeah.
I might do that for carpal tunnel.
That's absurd.
You should get it for parks right now.
Tommy John surgery.
Take him out of school for a couple weeks.
See Dr. James Andrews.
He might be hard.
He might not want to fit in parks.
Probably not. He probably won't do Tommy John not want to fit in Parks. Probably not.
He probably won't do Tommy John
on a four-year-old.
Yeah.
Who was the actor
for Mercury of the Year?
Henry Rodenberger?
Yeah, I don't remember
his actual name.
The kid who was in American Pie.
Is he?
Yeah.
I was going to say,
what has he done after that?
He went down to Tara Reade
on camera.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, he did.
He was cringe.
Him and Tara Reade
were both cringe in American Pie
he was just kind of
like a
I hate calling people this
he was just kind of a beta
I thought you were
going to say cheese dick
no he was just like
a slave to her
in that movie
like he was just
so into her
felt bad
yeah it didn't work out
for him
Dylan and Hannah
it didn't work out
for either of them
ah young love
dude whatever happened
to Chris Klein
on American Pie
Chris Klein
oh yeah
the alpha
the like soft jock guy the singer the guy who joined Chris Klein. An American Pie. Chris Klein. The alpha.
The soft jock guy.
The guy who joined the Glee Club or the choir to go after Beersovino.
Yeah, he went nowhere.
Dude, he flied out. Oz, dude.
Oz.
He's an American Pie 3.
He was an ESPN anchor.
Oh, so he did well for himself.
He did well for himself.
Hey, good news.
He's actually in Benchwarmers 2.
There's a Benchwarmers 2?
Yeah, came out this year.
That's big.
That's huge for him.
With like David Spade?
He does some TV work.
So he's not all bad for him.
Oh, man.
Okay.
He had a tough stretch between like 2010, 2010 and, like, today.
He's not getting the stuff that he used to get.
You ready for this fun fact?
Lives in Austin, Texas.
Chris, if you're listening to the pod, holler at us.
We'd love to have you on.
There's a chance that we've seen this guy out and just didn't realize.
And been like, oh, who's that big-ass dude?
He's handsome.
Yeah.
His hairline, I'm not one to judge.
It's not what it was, but he's big enough and like good looking enough to where it's
like doesn't matter.
You think I'm not DMing him?
You're crazy.
Is he on Twitter?
What are you going to say?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
What are you doing?
What are you doing this weekend?
Hit him with American Pie quotes.
I'm sure he loves that.
Yeah.
He loves it.
I have a pretty big weekend coming up.
I don't know if you heard, but my dad's in town until Sunday.
So we're just going to do guy stuff, I think.
Okay.
Get some dinners in.
He lands tonight, so we'll hit.
I told him about Pine House.
He said that sounds awesome.
Yeah, what's the over-under on how many beers you drink this weekend with your dad?
Beers with the boys?
I don't know.
I mean, he can hang.
Does he drink Sam Smith's?
No, he's a Honey Brown guy.
You ever hear of Honey Brown?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
What does that look for?
Did he sing My Little Texas Angel?
Yeah.
Wasn't he also a member of our fraternity?
Fred Andrews.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's really random.
Honey Brown's the name of a band.
Oh, okay.
It's also the name of a Western New York beer.
Yeah, I've had it.
It's extra rich per the bottle.
Genesee Brewing Company.
Yeah, he's going to be in town.
We're going to do just a bunch of stuff.
Like my apartment's pretty much set.
I got a coffee table.
I don't know if you guys saw.
It is unbelievable.
I need a couple lamps.
I need a couple like a rug here and there.
We're just going to make a couple target runs
and maybe stop by Home Depot.
I don't know, Bed Bath & Beyond.
I don't know if we'll have time.
Yeah, just kind of doing that stuff.
Get lunches and dinners
and we'll probably go out with a squad on Friday.
He'll do the dad thing.
And then Saturday is Dylan's birthday dinner.
I don't know if there's an after party.
You haven't told me about it. Oh, we're getting beers. i can't i can't make it to the after party man i'm sorry yeah we're getting drinks after don't you worry i would love to i
just can't all right uh don't you worry okay and then the uh the sabers are on a pretty big road
trip this week kind of the defining point in their season to be honest with you they're about to run
to the buzzsaw that is a short jazzed about the Sabres right now.
I know you are, Dylan.
They're leading the league in points right now.
Of course they are.
Yeah, pretty thorough demolishing of the Stars the other day.
Nice little Columbus Day matinee.
Yeah, that was the goalies' first ever shutout as a Buffalo Sabre.
Great. I love it.
We've got two points this season.
No, three. We've got two points this season. No, three.
We had a tie.
Okay.
Well, the Sabres have the Anaheim Dutch tonight.
In Anaheim.
They're on a West Coast swing.
So we'll see how that goes.
But yeah, other than watching hockey and hanging with my dad and eating and drinking, that's kind of the weekend plans.
Hell yeah.
Sounds great, man.
It's tight.
Doesn't sound bad.
I'm so excited to have y'all for dinner on Saturday.
I also finally found my order
at this certain location we're going to.
I'd been like, oh, for three or four in food.
Not bad food, but just like that.
Saturday dinner place?
Yeah.
Okay.
I went with Will and Co.
That'll happen.
And I was like, huh, I should have been doing this since day one.
So I'm excited for that.
You got a dinner off, huh?
You wanted to go out for beers after.
I was like, I got to go home, dog.
God, this guy, he's an animal.
He's a beer monster.
Have you gotten hit at the bars by yourself yet?
No, I haven't done that.
I feel like you can't do that.
He just goes to the strip clubs by himself.
Just hoping somebody recognizes him.
I haven't been to a strip club in Austin.
Mom, if you're listening.
No, I'm not going to change that for you.
Dad's coming.
Don't look at me, dog.
I don't think he's been to a strip club in Austin, too.
He's not allowed in the Cleveland airport, though.
I'll tell you guys that story off air.
That's tight.
Wait, the entire airport?
Yeah, he's not allowed in the Cleveland airport.
That sounds like a story I have to hear.
Yeah, I mean, he'll have to tell it at dinner.
I'll tease that one for the pod, though.
Let's wrap up so we can get to that story.
Do we have any breaking news while we're recording, Brett?
Yeah, we actually, as a matter of fact, we do.
As always, it's a little choose-your-adventure situation here.
Do you guys want weather, Georgia high school football?
If it's Matty B's school, then yes.
If it's not, then no.
You're going all in on like...
It is Matty B's school.
Well, then yes.
I need to issue an apology to Matty B.
Because he is on varsity?
He is, in fact, on the varsity team.
I'm sorry, Matty B.
I'm sorry to all your Matty B stans who came at me on Twitter.
He's on the varsity team.
But he's not on the roster for match prep.
So you know what?
I'm going to take that L.
I'll apologize.
And say, hey, match preps, update your site.
It doesn't change the fact that his team is trash.
Terrible team.
One in five?
One in five.
You don't recruit from that team.
Well, I mean, Braxton's getting looks.
Braxton's getting looks, for sure.
Someone told me that that school is like a notorious ex-athlete kid.
Apparently it was founded by either Smoltz or Maddox,
one of the Braves pitchers.
I saw this email.
Yeah.
Oh, it was an email.
Yeah.
Some guy emailed us.
It was founded by John Smoltz.
And I think, was it Kurt Schilling?
A name on that list?
It was another, it was a name that I was a little bit surprised by,
but like, they should not be one and four.
Let me just say that.
Because, I mean, like, it sounds like that they're like the kind of school
that people, like, transfer in to go to that school.
Like, it's a sports school.
Well, if Matty B is a featured part of your offense, you can't expect to...
What are you saying?
You can't expect much.
I don't know if there's a lot of Matty B packages they're running.
He's just gassed after the game.
He's just ramming to the ground.
He's like, dude, I had like 52 touches.
I mean, on Chadwick's Twitter, there's a nice,
Matty B runs a pretty solid corner route.
I don't know if he hit the post corner,
but it was a solid corner nonetheless.
I'm honestly just annoyed that he stopped playing the cross.
Maybe he didn't stop, but.
He had to focus on one.
Yeah, he went to football.
Why are you annoyed at that?
Because I like the idea of Matty B playing the cross and wrapping.
You don't like the idea of him just breaking off 80-yard runs?
He's not doing that.
In Georgia high school football?
He's not doing that.
Dude, there's a video of it.
Hey, when are you going to specialize parts in one sport?
Like seven?
Yeah.
You know, I'm really hoping golf's that sport.
He has expressed interest in it.
Okay.
Doesn't really have the natural swing yet, but, you know, it's Torley.
He's four.
Don't do him like that on a pod.
My kid ain't playing football.
I don't want Parks to play football.
Parks is not going to be a big guy.
Let's get that out of the way.
Hopefully he'll just naturally not want to play.
You go to the Saratoga racetrack.
He's not going to be that small, man.
Hell yeah.
He's not going to be 5'2", 106 pounds.
We looked it up, and we're also right.
They make like a billion dollars a year.
They don't make a billion a year.
They make like a billion a year.
Like jockeys?
Yeah.
That's a pretty good salary.
If you're like the top 1% of all jockeys.
That's a small group.
What we can offer Parks, we can start him training now.
We'll take him to Dave & Buster's and get on that horse racing game,
see if he's got the chops.
He did say, cruising USA,
he's trash, though. Well, maybe he's not a driver guy. Maybe he's more of a
field guy. He just can't make those tight turns, man.
Like, if he was driving a real car
that fast, we would all be dead. You know what the beauty of horse racing
is? You just gotta make four turns.
No, just two. Or one.
Two just very
gradual ones.
No. You really just have. Or one. Two just very gradual ones. Well, no.
You really just have to make one a lot of the times.
Man, I don't know.
Brett's confidence has been...
It's a long-ass turn.
It's a long turn, but it's one turn.
In the horse racing community, it's called one-turn races or two-turn races.
Whatever.
Unless you're steeplechasing.
That's a whole other story. Big Saratoga guy over here. Did you have a former boss who was into that or something? community it's called one turn races or two turn races whatever unless you're steeplechasing that's
that's a whole other story big saratoga guy over here did you have like a former boss who was into
that or something no i don't know he's uh at oppenheimer you know i think he was doing more
like like youth hockey stuff so no not really okay back in back in the older barstool days
he would he'd had this bit going where he would be
like he would come to some money or whatever and he'd say should i give my employees health
insurance or should i buy another horse it was an ongoing bit and he'd always settle on buying
another horse instead of hooking everybody up with health insurance was that was that a bit or was uh
he actually i can't attest to before my time there which was 2016
we had health insurance upon entering that's huge and uh he also had horses so i think maybe it was
a little bit of both i think i think uh the health insurance thing coincided with the move to new
york and the the office and kind of getting corporate yeah i would think so yeah um but no he's his horses actually i think he had a win this year
his first saratoga win um was was this summer so he's pretty pumped about that which is cool i mean
that's that's kind of the dream for anybody from saratoga is to end up with a horse and end up in
the saratoga winner's circle because it's it's one of the top four tracks in the country i'd say
hey i got breaking news you ready for this i, too. So the other pitcher who founded Kings Ridge High School, Christian Prep?
Was it John Rocker?
John Smoltz.
Fuck, you just cucked my joke.
That was pretty good, though.
That's good.
That is good.
Oh, man, he's just a mess, that guy.
Dude, one of the all-time greatest names.
John Rocker's a dope name.
And being a closing pitcher?
Do you think people called him J-Rock?
I'm not giving any words in the positive light to John Rocker.
Oh, he's a total scumbag.
You could acknowledge the fact that his name is tight.
It sounds like he would be in a series about a closer,
like John Rocker.
Yeah.
It would be a TV series.
I feel like Kenny Powers was loosely based on John Rocker. Yeah. It would be a TV series. I feel like Kenny Powers was loosely based on John Rocker.
That makes sense.
I weirdly remember where I was when I heard his quotes about the New York subway.
Oh, my God.
His quotes are so bad.
Yeah, they don't look good.
They're so bad.
They were bad then.
They were enough to get him canceled in, what was that, 99?
99, dude.
Oh, my God.
If you got canceled in 99 because of quotes, you would actually be murdered in 2019.
What's the weather one?
I'm glad you asked, Dylan.
There's a bomb cyclone happening this weekend.
A bomb cyclone in the north.
A bomb cyclone.
In the northeast.
It's a nor'easter that the pressure drops 30 millibars within 24 hours.
Surprised you didn't know that. And that's happening, Dylan millibars within 24 hours.
Surprised you didn't know that.
And that's happening, Dylan, in the next 24 hours.
See, I wish shit like that happened down here.
I might drop bars on Saturday night.
Oh, my God.
There was a supercell in the area last night,
but 60 to 75 mile an hour gusts throughout Connecticut, Rhode Island,
Boston, New York, and Long Island.
It's going to be brisk up there.
Have you guys read John Rocker's autobiography?
No.
Can't sit ahead.
It's called Scars and Strikes.
Okay, that's a terrible name.
I don't like that name.
Y'all see the tiger's doing his own? He had some interesting Holocaust takes in 2013 as well.
Didn't see those.
I'm just seeing that now.
Let's hear him.
This is a direct quote.
This is not me saying this.
Oh, no.
I don't want to know.
In January of 2013, he wrote this in a column for World Net Daily
that the Holocaust could have been prevented
had there not been gun control laws in Germany at the time.
He said, absolute certainties are a rare thing in this life.
One thing I think can be collectively agreed upon
is the undeniable fact that the Holocaust
would have never taken place
had the Jewish citizenry of Hitler's Germany
had the right to bear arms
and defend themselves with those arms.
Okay, that take wasn't as bad.
I thought he was just going to straight up deny it or something.
No, no, no, he's not a denier.
I don't think,
I don't think history has proven that to be true.
And for him to be all in,
not only does he say,
this is what I think he said,
it's undeniable.
Yeah.
He said,
it's an absolute certainty.
The rare says we can all agree.
I don't think we can all agree.
I just,
I don't know.
That's assuming a lot.
That's like assuming if everyone's armed,
then there's not going to be any more gun violence.
That's the analogy I'm going to make.
All right, John.
Third piece of breaking news.
Sorry, unless you had another John Rocker take that.
Yeah, can I say the last thing?
Sorry, his Wikipedia page is really something.
He was also on Survivor.
And during an argument with fellow castaway Natalie Anderson,
he told her, quote,
if you were a man, I'd knock your teeth out.
Okay.
Well, that's aggressive.
Hey, the stagecoach lineup was released.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I'm in the lobby.
I'm trying to get tickets.
Where are all the party boys at?
Where are you going with...
Me and Klein.
Intern Klein.
Klein would love stagecoach, I feel like.
Yes.
He would be... He's like a stagecoach I feel like yes like he would be he's like a stagecoach guy
him and
him and what's his
who's the Austin Bachelor guy
Sean
no Cam
oh Cam
him and Cam
oh Cam will be at stagecoach
I wonder if they're gonna run that back
by the way the Bachelor
they will
after all that
they have to right
there's no way they won't
there's no way
that was like the best
like whatever stagecoach
paid ABC to have all of them come out,
they got so much run out of it.
Their ROI on that was just through the roof.
And now it's continuing.
I mean, now it's a storyline.
It's the only reason we're talking about it.
Yeah.
Thomas Rhett, headlining Friday.
Carrie Underwood, headlining Saturday.
Big name.
I'll go see Carrie.
And Eric Church, headlining Sunday.
Didn't she take a break?
She said she was back.
Didn't she get in an accident?
I think she and her husband, something happened.
She did something.
You're not wrong.
Yeah.
Oh, she had a nose job and said she had an accident, right?
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I think that's what it is.
Hey, Dylan.
Hey, Brett.
John Party's on Sunday.
I know that.
You want to go?
Yeah, she had a fall. I'm there. Okay. Okay. You know what they Hey, Brett. John Party's on Sunday. I know, man. You want to go? Yeah, shit a fall.
I'm there.
Okay.
You know what they say about John Party?
It's party time.
Never miss a Sunday show.
Also, Chris Lane of Bachelor fame.
How do you know that?
Because you guys, I think you guys actually talked about it at one point.
You're like, who is this?
It's like if you took a Nashville country star costume
and put it on a guy,
he's just the epitome of all the stereotypes of Nashville country.
Hey, is the dude that did the Genesis halftime show on Monday's game,
is he going to be playing stagecoach?
I don't know, but Dylan hates him.
Brantley Gilbert?
Oh my God.
I'm just shocked at how that guy has been has had uh such a successful career thus far
i haven't been watching monday night football games because a lot of them have been trash
and a lot of times i don't really feel like with with being obligated to watch the bachelor all
the time i don't want to watch like these games all that much i haven't seen any of the other
halftime shows this was the worst halftime show i've ever seen his voice is like his voice wouldn't stand out among like us no it gets terrible he also he does the thing
where they incorporate like old school hip-hop lines into his music he had a line and i don't
i was listening to this closely remember uh they don't dance no more he like straight up like has
that line in his song it's just the most nashville thing you
could ever imagine and um it's not even a it wasn't even a catchy song it was it was a terrible
song with terrible vocals terrible lyrics the whole thing was just terrible uh i will say this
no halftime show at any football game ever has gotten a good crowd response.
Dude, I watched one, and I was like, hold on,
this is low-key fucking lit right now.
And it was at a Cowboys game.
Was it Creed?
I think it was Eric Church on Thanksgiving like four years ago.
That sounds right.
And they put all the lights down.
They actually did it right.
And I remember thinking like, holy shit,
they had Big Sean for the Lions game earlier that day.
And I was like, man, this performance sucks.
And then they had Eric Church.
I think it was Eric Church.
And I was like, okay, they actually crushed this.
Good job, Dallas.
Do they have the fake crowd in the field?
That's like all just sponsors, like friends and daughters and all her friends.
Guys, I'm sorry to abruptly leave, but I have to.
Well, this podcast is going to be over before you get back.
Okay.
Say bye to the people, Dave.
Say bye, Dave.
Everybody have a great weekend.
Watch out for the wheezing cocks.
Should we get out of here?
Ow.
Hey, what's Guy Fieri's stage coach smoke test real quick?
Yeah, he's got a nice little setup there.
Can't wait to hit that up.
Good for him.
Yeah.
Ready to get out of here?
Let's call it.
Bye. you