Circling Back - U.S. Open & O.J. on Twitter

Episode Date: June 17, 2019

A breakdown of the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach, O.J. Simpson has officially gotten on Twitter to expose his haters, Whataburger sold out, and an alligator swam around Texas with a knife in his head. Su...pport us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (8:07) Breaking Down The U.S. Open (26:08) Does San Diego Have A Marine Layer? (40:20) OJ Simpson Joins Twitter (57:48) Whataburger Sold Out (1:07:42) Alligator With A Knife In His Head Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (CB20 for 20% off) Harry's: www.harrys.com/circlingback (discounted trial set) Scentbird: www.scentbird.com/circlingback (50% off first month) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast my name is will defrees to my right dave ruff nice fade thank you you're really getting a hold of that thing huh oh i thought you're talking about my haircut did you get get a haircut? No. I thought about getting faded up, though. I don't think people know how much manual work is put into this now. I'm essentially Mix Master Mike at this point. DJ Scribble. DJ Skrillex. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Hey, before you intro Dylan, I just want to remind everybody, and let me just say this, this is a whole mood per this tweet. Text BOYBUY to 43367 to get the limited exclusive wallpaper for your phone. Again, BOYBUY. This is from a Twitter account. It's called At The Democrats. That is the Democrat Party. This is a politically neutral podcast, but I just wanted, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:02 I figured some people might be interested in the BOYBUY wallpaper. Why can't can't you just like take the screenshot and use that? Why do you have to, because there's taking, they're taking your information, Dylan. That's what the government does. They're harvesting, they're harvesting your information so that they can text you when Beto wins the nomination.
Starting point is 00:01:15 And he's going live from a fucking Chicago Whataburger. When you hit record, Dave was Obama. Dave was over here grinning as we started recording because he was so excited to deliver the boy bye. Tell me if this is a good ratio on a tweet. 389 likes, 198 RTs, 2,738 and climbing steadily responses. That is a strong ratio, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:44 In the other way. Okay. One of my favorite GIF responses that they had was just Hannibal Buress just smiling and shaking his head and just says, ha ha ha, this sucks, man. What's worse than that tweet is that I think 20 people used the how do you do fellow kids,
Starting point is 00:02:02 Steve Buscemi response. Yeah, they need to retire that gif because it's been overused at this point. Really? It's a good one. It's an all-time gif. But you can't use it anymore. It's been used too much and it's never going to be original. I'm not going to cancel it, but I will mute it. Yeah, it's muted.
Starting point is 00:02:18 What do you think of Greg Abbott, your boy, quote tweeting Barstool? What did he quote tweet? I missed that. He quote tweeted Barstool. It did he quote tweet? I missed that. He quote tweeted Barstool. It was either last night or this morning. Were they talking about him first? It was in relation to OJ.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Oh. What? No, he's like gassing up Barstool. Like, dude, nothing makes sense anymore. Worlds are colliding. I don't like this. We have Bill Cosby tweeting from prison. We have OJ on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:02:42 And we've got the Texas governor quote tweeting Barstool sports. Like, nothing makes sense. Is Bill Cosby actually in prison. We have OJ on Twitter, and we've got the Texas governor quote tweeting Barstool Sports. Like, nothing makes sense. Is Bill Cosby actually in prison as we speak? Yeah. Okay. They have internet access, apparently. No. Or someone just running his account.
Starting point is 00:02:55 He relayed the message for someone to tweet. We'll get to that. We'll get to that in a second. Dave, how'd your meat smoking go yesterday? You said you went dumb on the Traeger. He's doing all this. I'm looking at his feed. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I'm just trying to see his video, and he's just going all in on quote tweeting content, which on one hand I have to respect, but on the other it's like, man, just go sign bills and stuff. We don't need to know. We don't need a vid every time you sign one. Did you see the Kraft Brew one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Come on. Yeah. That was bad. He had the, the Austin beer work. Awesome beer works, right? Yeah. Just beer sitting on his lap.
Starting point is 00:03:33 That was funny. I'm not, I'm not making a will. No, I know. I know you're not. It's just like, okay,
Starting point is 00:03:40 man. Yeah. He's was he using the wheelchair like to his advantage in that video though? Cause I feel like he said a couple of things where it was like, all right, you're relating to this. Yeah, he's... Was he using the wheelchair to his advantage in that video, though? Because I feel like he said a couple things where it was like, all right, you're relating to this. Like he's leaning into the... Yeah. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I'm not ready to hit him with a boy bi, but I do need him to tone it down a little bit. You know, he signed a law that makes it easier for epileptic people, mainly kids, I think, to access cannabis oil, CBD, and all that. He did not do a video when he signed that bill. I wonder why. That's lame. It is lame.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Him just putting tinctures into little kids' mouths. Or he could have put it in his own. You're the governor. Do what you want. You're the gov. Gov is an all-time nickname, by the way. Did you see that he did a meme on June 15th with George W.? Just says, get in, JJ.
Starting point is 00:04:32 We're saving Whataburger. JJ What? I don't really know who JJ is in this scenario. This is JJ Henry, former Horned Frog great. Probably not JJ Henry. You don't think it's JJ Henry?. Henry, former Horned Frog great. Probably not J.J. Henry. You don't think it's J.J. Henry? Could it be J.J. Reddick? It could be J.J. Reddick, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:52 He could be talking to Jimmy John's subs. Or Jimmy Johnson. It's true. Or Jerry Jones. Jim Jones. Dipset, the entire dipset. Have you interviewed Dylan? No. Are you sure set. Have you intro'd Dylan? No.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Are you sure? I thought you said. I'm not quite sure. I think you said. Didn't you say before I get intro'd? I don't think you said that. I think I said that. Oh, I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I thought Dylan like cucked himself in terms of it. I think if you engage in the conversation, the banter, I think you forego the necessity. Like you jumped in. I'm ready. So go ahead and hit me with it. Dude, right in front of me. My main man, my dude. Dude, what's up?
Starting point is 00:05:27 The White Claw wonder himself, Dylan Chivary. We took down those claws this weekend, didn't we? No, I just had one actually. I think I had a whole sixer. I learned my lesson last weekend. Those are hard to drink a six pack. I think I had four. You didn't have a full sixer.
Starting point is 00:05:39 As someone who cleaned up the party and consolidated all the White Claws, we didn't really drink as many as you thought we would i had four i had four claws you had i think in total we had seven between the three of us so okay intern klein i must have had two yeah he was going hard on the tequila drink so so yeah was he that was a good time dinner yeah he might have gotten low key your your pool situation is is uh pretty It's chill. It's nice. It's chill. It's very cool. I almost went solo yesterday, but then the US Open sucked me in.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Ah, yeah, it'll do that. I still had like three hours before those guys teed off. It's like a golf tournament ending at 8.30 p.m. We should talk about how we feel about not only the tournament, but just primetime golf in general. Let's talk. Let's just go right into it, David. You want to get into it?
Starting point is 00:06:26 I will say, before we actually get into it, before we actually get into it, if you're trying to up your golf game, specifically your look good, play good game, go to Roback. Oh, yeah. They got your polos, your quarter zips, your performance tees, and your hats.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Dylan was wearing a new hat, which definitely came in the mail for us, and Dylan was like, is dope i'm taking it you guys never wear the hats no i just don't wear hats in general well okay so that's okay last time i played golf with you i wore dave literally wears a hat like every day well a navy one came in and i snatched it yeah if you would like it i will gladly give it to you or you will no you've already i didn't sweat in it i'd take it because it's a nice quality. No, you've already sweated that. You wore it to the pool the other day. I didn't sweat in it. I'd take it because it's a nice quality hat,
Starting point is 00:07:07 but I'm not going to take that from you at this point. It's your hat. It's already been christened by you. If you want to see it, I guess it's probably
Starting point is 00:07:11 still not up, but it made its way into our Patreon on the little stores. When Dylan was gargling tequila? Ah, yes. That's true.
Starting point is 00:07:19 It's only on Patreon, by the way. It's gone. Unfortunately. It's no longer on Patreon. Dave, just post it on what's it called? I guess I could do that. It's gone, unfortunately. It's no longer on Patreon. Dave, just post it on, what's it called? I guess I could do that. Just post it, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:28 What's your deal? I made it exclusive content for the certifieds. Okay, man. Boy, bye. If you go to rowback.com and use CB20, you get 20% off. Give their polos a try. It's the perfect time of the year to get one. I just got one in the mail the other day it was navy blue with red and white stripes if you have like a
Starting point is 00:07:49 fourth of july golf outing or a fifth of july third of july what like that's the shirt you need to be wearing for it it's not hard you wear that on pretty much any occasion really yeah yeah that's true i'm just talking we're moving up though on uh on fourth of july right now yeah get horned up oh yeah coming yeah. Coming up quick, huh? CB20, 20% off, rollback.com. Let's talk US Open real quick. Is everyone satisfied? You know what?
Starting point is 00:08:13 I'm very satisfied. I really like seeing someone win a major for the first time. It's just a good feeling for me. I like that. Especially a certified grind boy. Yeah. I have no issues with Woodland. I don't know much about the guy he seems likable enough he's uh that was cool and i liked it so we have uh we
Starting point is 00:08:32 have a mutual friend who has worked with him in a small capacity on his game and everything that you hear about him being like a super nice guy fun dude he confirms oh cool i didn't really start the day rooting for him yesterday i wasn't rooting against him by any means i agree i didn't start the day rooting for him because i was like i don't i don't really care if he wins and the more i looked up uh the story about his wife's miscarriage their new baby she's pregnant with twins stuff like that i was like okay this father's day story is great and great it's great yeah and i started getting sold on it also i didn't really want kepka to win again agree and i didn't want him to win in his fashion that would have devastated gary woodland and when it got to the point where it was like okay if woodland
Starting point is 00:09:21 doesn't win now it's going to be devastating no matter what happens i definitely didn't want kepka you didn't want kepka to win by default by someone like falling back to him correct okay you want him to go get go out and take it had he gone out dude he he birdied four of his first five holes yeah no no but had had kepka gone out and like gotten to 14 under then i would have been like respect you did this but when it started to get to those last like four holes for those guys it was like well gary's gonna have to really tank here in order for someone else to win so kepka has had a legitimate chance to win every major thus far this year he finished behind tiger and he finished behind woodland and he was fucking close he was lurking dude he's a killer he's a fucking monster and he was fucking close. He was lurking,
Starting point is 00:10:05 dude. He's a killer. He's a fucking monster. And I was rooting against him. The only two people I was rooting against were Justin Rose. Again, I can't explain why I think we all feel this way. He's just so recklessly English looking, which I don't have any problem with the English,
Starting point is 00:10:22 but just like, he is just a certain kind of way. He looks like the villain. He looks like he would be an aristocrat in The Patriot that's trying to catch Mel Gibson. He looks like he would be a part of British Parliament, and he's the guy moving all the pieces around and planning it evilly.
Starting point is 00:10:37 In like a Netflix series that first aired on the BBC and then came to Netflix after when it was highly regarded. You have to watch the subtitles. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. And then Rooting Against Koepka, that first aired on the BBC and then came to Netflix after when it was highly regarded. You have to watch the subtitles. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. And then rooting against Koepka, I just... I fear the dynasty,
Starting point is 00:10:53 or the dynasty, if you will, of Koepka. How do you feel about him not doing hot drinks? Who, Brooks? Yeah. To be clear, he's never had a hot drink
Starting point is 00:11:03 is what he said, ever. Should we play the clip? I can play the clip right now. Let's test the equipment. Look at us. I'm going to play the clip. We're a professional show. Okay, bring it up.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Hold on, let's put on the headies. Yeah, make sure you can hear it. You know, we have a slight delay right now. That's on me. It's okay. Here we go. A couple of things I actually learned just sitting here. First of all, Brooks, your hands got cold on 18
Starting point is 00:11:27 and when I offered you a coffee, you said you've never had a hot drink in your life. No. Growing up in Florida, man, you're not going to drink coffee. I don't drink coffee in the morning. I don't drink anything. Not even hot chocolate? No, no hot chocolate. Never had one. Never had a hot drink in his life. Sneaky shout out,
Starting point is 00:11:44 Joe Klatt. Okay, to say growing up in Florida, you don't drink hot coffee, that's just blatantly not true, sir. No one in Florida drinks coffee. Trying to say no one in Florida drinks coffee. Isn't Florida like 90% 80-year-old people? And, like, they all love hot coffee and hot weather. I've had coffee in Florida before. But, like, I mean, there's other types.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I mean, there are other types of chocolate. So he's never had hot chocolate. Green tea. Green tea. Hot water with lemon. Hot sake, which's other types. I mean, there are other types of chocolate, too. So he's never had hot chocolate. Green tea. Green tea. Yeah. Hot water with lemon. Hot sake, which I find that. We found that the most.
Starting point is 00:12:10 If you're eating only Wagyu beef and you're not drinking hot sake at the same time. Like, you're lying. He's never had a hot toddy. Never had a toddy. Is he the guy that just, like, has takes and then lies through his teeth to protect those takes? Dude, maybe. Maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:24 You're saying he's the Dylan of that story? And then lies through his teeth to protect those takes? Dude, maybe. Maybe, yeah. You're saying he's the Dylan of that story? He wants to seem so out there and unique and different. That's what it seems like to me. Like, what's he doing? He comes across as phony as fuck. What's he doing? I don't know. Dave, I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Shut up, man. That's funny? Yeah. Yeah, that's bizarre. We had a friend on Twitter. You guys might know him, W.R. Bowen. He placed a bet. He placed a number of bets yesterday. He had money on Chez Reavy, who was playing with Brooks,
Starting point is 00:12:57 to shoot better on Sunday. Is that the worst bet ever placed? It was a plus 175, which Ross described as a great value or something. I would argue the exact opposite. A great value is only when there's a chance that something could happen. There's no way that Chez was going to go out and just like. Yeah. Just light it up.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Look, I'm a Chez Revy guy. Why? Because his name is Chez Revy. Have you seen his body? And apparently he just has a lip in at all times. He has a lot of body shaming going on. He has the most unfortunate body right now. He looks like a dude who just plays in the panhandle of Texas.
Starting point is 00:13:32 He's got a case of trash body. But he actually looks like he's tightened it up. Yeah. This tournament, he didn't look as trash as he normally does. The WGC, he was just like a dumpy little... It was tough. Tiny guy. But I think he was benefited by a move that most it was tough tiny guy but i think he was he was benefited by the uh
Starting point is 00:13:46 a move that most out of shape guys use i know coming this source out of shape guy me uh pullovers just do wonders for your body pullovers the move pullovers do wonders for you if you're feeling chunky well he did not beat brooks yesterday um it was pretty evident as brooks came out of the gate four under through five on sund at the U.S. Open that it wasn't going to go in Ross' favor. I've never seen someone get just skewered so badly as Ross did. I missed the tweet until Dave responded to it, and I was like an hour late to it.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Everyone was just piling on. I was like, dude, let me know if you want to place that bet. We can do it man-to-man so you don't have to pay your book. I genuinely fear for Ross's safety. Yeah, I think J-Bone's response to that tweet was my favorite. When he said, hey, why haven't they shown Chaz? Hey, Ross, why aren't they showing Chaz, man? They're only showing Brooks' shots.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I can't tell who's playing better. At one point, I think it was NoLayingUp tweeted, they've shown more of the John Lennon truther guy holding the sign in the background than Chaz Reavy. i think that was a woman by the way oh it looked like an older woman to me when i saw it did you peep that site yeah what what's this conspiracy i didn't i didn't go deep in those are pretty open and shut case yeah but like how much dope is she smoking on the beach when she's just like still fighting for john lennon, like trying to like vindicate his death? Like what's going on?
Starting point is 00:15:07 I was in what, the 80s? I don't know. Yeah, it was like 1980, 81. Like it's over. Move on. R.I.P. What is it? Ooh.
Starting point is 00:15:17 R.I.P. John Lennon. Y'all think Tupac's alive? No, he did. He gone. I think so too. Yeah, he gone. Primetime golf. Love it. It was awesome. He gone. I think so too. Prime time golf.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Love it. It was awesome. I stand. This is a take that is never going to be like possible, but having the masters be like early morning. So wake up and just hit the ground running. I absolutely loved that. I also absolutely love any major being late in the day so I can watch him prime time.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Both were phenomenal because it didn't take up the meat of your day. So the final group teed off at 5.30 Eastern, I believe, right? So it was 2.30 California time when they were playing. 4.30 here. The only bad part is you got to wait until 4.30 our time to see the final group tee off. Now, people who love golf, like I enjoyed watching the other groups start earlier throughout the day. But that's the only downside. You have to wait around a while.
Starting point is 00:16:14 But finishing at 8.30, that's awesome. It was great. It does kind of like, I don't know. It was kind of nice also last night because Big Little Lies had already aired by the time it was over. So you could just transition right into it. No downtime. It does suck making dinner while the main groups are on. I should have postmated.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I realized after, I was like, I should have ordered food or gone and picked something up earlier in the day because I bought a bunch of ingredients for a meal that I physically had to make. And I had nothing else that I could do. It was devastating. That's not so bad to me. It's such a long, slow thing that you're watching on TV. You don't want to be glued in the entire time. Well, I did when it was dinner time.
Starting point is 00:16:57 You can step away to make dinner. The problem is, dinner time, it was getting good. I think you're missing the point here. I can't watch TV from my kitchen, and if I'm making dinner, I miss like 30 to 40 minutes of this you can't you can't bounce back between the kitchen and the living room to catch some golf dude when i'm in the stew when i'm in the stew cooking like you can't take me out just fucking stirring it up come on dude all right so your ribs seem like a great move i did ribs yesterday and you know you put it on
Starting point is 00:17:24 there let it smoke let it ride four or five hours, you know, you put it on there, let it smoke, let it ride, four or five hours, then you take. But there comes a time in the ribs where you've got to pause the TV, you've got to go down, you've got to take them off, you've got to apply the barbecue sauce, you've got to wrap them up in foil, you've got to crank the grill up. That takes about 20 minutes. You know, there's a process to it.
Starting point is 00:17:43 And then when the ribs are ready, 45 minutes later, you've got to take them off. You've got to cut them up. Ribs were not the move yesterday, but they ended up being very good. Why do we have no picks? Dave, I want your meat picks. I've got some picks on there. Ribs aren't the best.
Starting point is 00:18:00 You're killing me. Nobody really wants to see a photo of the ribs. Dave, had you posted a photo of your ribs on Twitter yesterday, it would have gotten 300 likes. Yeah, I don't do it for the likes, though. Yeah, you should. Please. Come on.
Starting point is 00:18:13 You know you would take those likes. Somebody's about to get muted. Dave, you had a strong Twitter weekend. I'll give it to you. You're good. Dude, I was watching, because I was watching ZJ play. You know, early on when I was normal prime golf time. You're watching like Webb Simpson and there's nothing to do but tweet.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I was monitoring it from my Twitter account at D Shivery. Which account were you monitoring? Mine? At D Carter Ruff? Yeah. Yeah. That tweet I said that about you, about you when I let you watch Randy, did pretty well. Yeah, that was funny. I enjoyed that one. That might be the first Barstool video I've you watch Randy. I did pretty well. Yeah, that was funny.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I enjoyed that one. That might be the first Barstool video I've ever quote tweeted. You and Greg Abbott, man. You had a big weekend. A couple Duncanville boys. That retriever was a unit. Yeah, that thing's got 20 pounds on Randy.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah, and Randy's a big boy. Oh, yeah. The ribs turned out pretty well. I will say that. You know, I'll post a pic. I will post a pic. Okay. That's all I ask.
Starting point is 00:19:09 It's tough. Okay, the presentation of ribs, when you take them off and there's a golf tournament on, they're just like sitting in foil. That's funny. Okay. I didn't like slice them up aesthetically. I actually disagree.
Starting point is 00:19:19 I think ribs are like super photogenic. But like, it's hard to look at it and tell. It's not like a steak where it's like you can see how well you cooked it ribs you have to really get in there to see like how i get a video of you pulling it off the bone see how easy that shit comes out yeah yeah you gotta take that doesn't come off easily then don't do that because yeah i see it that's trash my dad my dad is like such he makes really good ribs but he's not content with his recipes, so he just switches it up every single time. And I'm like, dude, you've had the perfect recipe
Starting point is 00:19:50 like so many other times, and then he'll try something new and they taste like trash. I'll shout out my new barbecue sauce I tried yesterday. This is not proprietary. I tried the Franklin's vinegar. Sweet Baby Ray's? Not the Sweet Baby Ray's. Are we doing Sweet Baby Ray's?
Starting point is 00:20:04 Sweet Baby Ray's. Sweet Baby Ray's isn't that good. No, it's got a ton of sugar. vinegar sweet baby rays not the sweet baby rays are we doing sweet baby rays sweet baby rays sweet baby rays isn't that good no it's like it's got a ton of sugar yeah sugary i like i'm glad you went vinegar i like vinegar i went with the carolina the franklin's carolina recipe to mix it up and i enjoyed it good for you vinegar is the move man that franklin he knows what he's doing you know i'll never know because i'm never going to wait in line for that i know i've never had it exciting stuff for him never had it no i've never had it wait in line for an hour and a half you know oh it's not an hour and a half it's like three or four yeah i'm not waiting even better you know there's um there's a bypass system yeah by ordering it ahead of time yeah and you have to i think the minimum is five pounds of meat that
Starting point is 00:20:42 you have to order in order to order ahead of time. But you can go straight up to the counter and pick it up. There's also a workaround where intern Bill goes and waits for us and just brings us food. Yeah. Yeah, that too. Oh, yeah. I will never wait in line for that, which is unfortunate because I would really like to try it. It goes.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Confirmed. I would, you know, I could do that with Bill. Intern Bill. You can't do that. That's fucked up, man. He could get some of the bros out there. Yeah. We'll buy him and, like, his buddy a meal. That's not worth it for me.
Starting point is 00:21:16 It's worth it for the experience. We'll take him to, like, DZ Discovery Zone after. Let him go, like, climb around in the slides. How devastated was Dylan? Our intern isn't six, Dave. How devastated was Dylan when he heard you say DZ and then you followed it up with Discovery Zone? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:21:33 How devastated were you, though? I was pretty crushed. Dude, the pullovers during this US Open were so fucking good. Yeah. I was so jealous. I'll be honest. I realized on Thursday when I started watching that I was devastated that I didn't
Starting point is 00:21:45 go like we didn't try to go. If there's one tournament that I would like to go to, it'd be the U.S. Open in Monterey. Marine layer the entire weekend. Mm hmm. I love the Marine. It was downright chilly. Mm hmm. If I was there, I would have I don't know what I would drink because, you know, I don't
Starting point is 00:22:02 drink hot drinks. Shut up. Who did you who was your number one was it rose uh going into yesterday it wasn't aaron wise it's not aaron wise uh yesterday i did actually was i was cheering for rose earlier in the day and then when he started just playing terrible i mean he i'm going just pullovers oh rose was number one his his the work that he did on he did on Saturday was kind of waffly. It was truly great. Was that a pullover? See, there's people out there, and by people, I mean Matty Lou.
Starting point is 00:22:33 And I didn't respond to it because... The reason I'm asking you is I had the same thought. It's a pullover. As far as I'm concerned, if it's an athletic... If it's something you wear athletically to go play a sport, it counts as a pullover. See, it didn't look athletic to me, though. It looked like just a very casual, lightweight sweater.
Starting point is 00:22:47 It's athletic by the fact that he's a professional athlete, second place in the US Open. He's playing golf in it. I understand that. Yeah. That's not lost on me. It's semantics. They're all in the same family to me.
Starting point is 00:22:59 I want to gas somebody up who doesn't need gassing up because they're a top five player in the world. Dustin Johnson, just from an aesthetic point of view he just looks great he's the white shoes the the slim fit uh dark pants matt like i have one edit for him i i totally agree with you i've one edit he's got to ditch the uh adidas belt buckle the that is bad that's a great point that does almost ruin everything but just there's times i'm looking, I'm like, dude, you look slick as hell. Yeah, he does. Adidas does a good job outfitting him, I think.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah. Are those Adidas shoes he's wearing? I would assume so. Those are clean, man. But he looks, I thought the exact same thing this weekend. I was like, he's looking slick out there. I mean, Brooks Koepka's hats are the ugliest things on tour right now. Gary didn't have a good wardrobe all weekend,
Starting point is 00:23:47 which was unfortunate. Well, he's a Puma guy. That's why. Yeah. Dude, but you know when you roll in with that Air Force on the chest looking tight. How about that flyover too? Oh, sick.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Did they misplan that? Did Gary miss the flyover? I was a little bit worried that Gary missed the flyover. No, no, he didn't miss the flyover. He was walking out as they flew over. Yeah, but what do you mean by misplanned? What went wrong? I felt like it was either too early or too late.
Starting point is 00:24:11 I don't think so. Okay. I couldn't tell. Right as the guy was announcing it, they were... Okay. I would love to see the Monterey Peninsula's Next Door app after that. Don't just get buzzed. A couple planes just fly out pretty
Starting point is 00:24:25 low is everything okay yeah y'all hear that i can't even imagine like my dogs are freaking out it would be insufferable just listening to those people in their hundred million dollar houses just complaining about frivolous bullshit it's just big little lies like on repeat yeah i spent the entire day in monterey yesterday between big little lies in the u.s open how hyped do you get during a flyover though it's the best thing ever. I get, in person? Oh, I get so rock hard. Oh, man, I just start punching people around me.
Starting point is 00:24:50 It just gets super hyped. In person, it's the ultimate. Yeah. You know you're at a big game when they do a flyover. Oh, yeah. Like, you're at one of the top three games of the day. Yeah. If you're at a college football game, they're doing a flyover.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Like the Californians. Like our intern. Guys, you that fly over? No, dude. Oh, you,
Starting point is 00:25:10 Christopher, everyone's calling the Christopher walking card on your Travolta. And they're totally right. It is. It's a little of both. Oh yeah. Dude. So many people,
Starting point is 00:25:19 so many people DM me like, please honestly stop DMing me that I get it. God, Christopher walking is just the best. It does make sense. So once they, once that was pointed out, I was Please, honestly, stop DMing me that. I get it. Christopher Walken's just the best. It does make sense, though. Once that was pointed out, I was like, yeah, that makes sense. I don't agree. I think Will's just trying to tear me down.
Starting point is 00:25:34 You know what? I'm retiring from doing voices. No, you're not. Fine. You're going to upset a lot of people, Dave. Did you guys hear that? Those chats flying over? What's going on? That's the Nextdoor app, if someone were to read the next door app from california wow no you need rich you need rich old dude complaining about it you got to be pretty wealthy to live there huh yeah we're like you can be back for like for like a week before you start your internship in new york
Starting point is 00:26:02 city how after your after your first semester at stanford is that marine layer just is just like a week before you start your internship in New York City. After your first semester at Stanford. Does that marine layer just hang out there all the time? Yeah. Do you ever see the sun? Yeah, you see the sun in the morning. It's Pebble Beach. Dave, I've never been to Pebble Beach. You've been to San Diego.
Starting point is 00:26:19 There's completely different regions. I know, but there's a marine layer that comes in every day. You can't say that when San Diego is notorious for being the sunniest place on earth. But yes, Pebble Beach does have sun. Okay. The sun just doesn't choose to not shine on Pebble Beach.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Guys, I think you're kind of missing it here, but we'll just keep going. I mean, God, watch. What? What are we missing? I'm asking if the marine Layer is always around Pebble Beach because the whole weekend, every time they had the camera on the golf tournament, it was cloudy.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I could be wrong here, but from my understanding, the Marine Layer comes in normally in the afternoon. Okay. And in the morning. I didn't recall seeing a morning. The sun was out. I didn't recall that. Dude, why are you so keyed up about the Marine Layer?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Because y'all aren't understanding what I'm trying to say. You just want to go there and pop top. You're trying to compare it to San Diego, which is ridiculous. You're trying to pop top.
Starting point is 00:27:10 We get it. It's not. Yeah, it is. It is. All right, here. There's no marine layer in San Diego. That's why they call
Starting point is 00:27:15 Pebble Beach the Seattle of California. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense now. Give us a marine layer status. There's no marine layer in San Diego is what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Right. Dive into the analytics. It's not true. It's like never cloudy there. Chad's going to chime in on this. It's never cloudy there. There are jokes about how it's never cloudy there. I don't know. I can't speak to
Starting point is 00:27:42 that, but I do know that the sun does occasionally shine on the Pebble Beach golf course. It wasn't being super literal, which I think 99% of people listening will understand. Okay. 1% just have to be sitting next to me. You're about to get muted, dude. You're obnoxious.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I don't want to mute my co-host, but... Well, sometimes you got to do what you got to do, Dave. Hey, I did that thing yesterday where when you wake up and you stretch and you point your toes forward and your calf gets a cramp and balls up. Oh, yeah. I did it the worst I've ever done it yesterday, and I was writhing in pain. Like, I was like, I thought I'd done something, like, serious to it.
Starting point is 00:28:18 And because it did not go away for, like, 20 seconds. Like, I just had that feeling. Did it get stuck down? I couldn't move it. If I moved it got intense pain it was bad so i just be careful out there if you're stretching in the morning watch your toes man don't point them too far forward especially if you drank a little bit the day before yeah i feel like the dehydration get any give me the stats give us the marine layer data i'm looking at this this. Did you mix up San Francisco and San Diego? Marine layer clouds are an important part of the climate and weather along all of California's coastline.
Starting point is 00:28:51 All of the coastline. UCSD.edu. That's a great site. They also have satellite images. They also have satellite images of everything. You can actually look at the, they have a link to the san diego marine layer for today on here wait like a live feed apparently the marine layer in san diego is much more common
Starting point is 00:29:11 in these months so like may june july okay now for the record i know that it does get cloudy in san diego it's not a hundred percent sun 100 of the time I know that do you know that do you oh yeah I do trust me I do oh yeah sounds like Dylan's never been to SoCal I just think it's funny that you're telling me I'm wrong when I've like I've been to San Diego numerous times and had to put on a pullover
Starting point is 00:29:38 you compared San Diego San Diego it's cool I know I know but I've like golfed in the morning in like really warm weather and then in the afternoon I have to put on a pullover because the marine layer comes in and I get cold. See, I've never known it to be a marine layer that makes it cool in San Diego. Okay. It just gets cool there.
Starting point is 00:29:57 It's not cloudy and cool there. It's just cool there. Plus there's a base there, so there's a ton of marines. I mean, as far as I understand, a Marine layer is a layer of clouds, correct? I don't know. Okay, I'm pretty sure that's what it is. That's why, that's the confusion here, buddy. Don't buddy me.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Did you buddy me? You're trying to come at me right now. You're trying to make me look stupid. Guys, I'm going to mute both of you. And it's fucking obnoxious. He's yelling at me, Dave. Why? I'm sick of it.
Starting point is 00:30:21 You're going to get muted. I'm fucking sick of it. You're about to get canceled. Cancel me then. I mean, I'm trying of it. You're going to get muted. I'm fucking sick of it. You're about to get canceled. Cancel me then. I mean, I'm trying to do this. No, you're not. You're trying to be a little jerk about it. Within May-August timeframe, the occurrence of marine layer clouds along the coastal areas
Starting point is 00:30:35 reaches maximum during early June and then gradually decreases throughout the summer. This is a weather podcast. The figure below shows the fractional amount of time low, which is cloud-based less than 2,500 feet. Clouds will present during daylight hours at San Diego Lindbergh Field. So, yeah. It really starts peaking May. June starts to dissipate a little bit.
Starting point is 00:31:03 It burns off. You guys were just sharing a drink two nights ago Now Dylan's over here getting his ass canceled He's over here just on Google Trying to make me look dumb No I know To be fair I told him to look up the analytics I want marine layer data
Starting point is 00:31:14 To be fair The times that I visited San Diego For like Like consecutive years The time that I visited Was always like March Through June
Starting point is 00:31:23 I would do it sometime in that part. And it was always something we dealt with. This started from me making a casual comment about how it was cloudy the entire time of the US Open at Pebble Beach. It was indeed. Okay. That's why I said what I said.
Starting point is 00:31:38 It was thick out there. Can we move on from this stupid-ass conversation? Yeah. Why? I just don't like being told that I'm wrong when I've experienced something. I've been somewhere. I've been to San Diego probably a lot more than you have. What's your point? Ooh, let's check the passport.
Starting point is 00:31:55 This is stupid. Hey, pull out your passport. Let's see. And it's always sunny there and cool, yes, but never cloudy. It's like never cloudy there. That's the point I'm making. Okay. Okay. Fine. I don the point I'm making. Okay. Okay. Fine.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I don't want to argue anymore about it. Says the guy who's pulling up analytics. I told him to pull up the data. The data is key. I was worried that the marine layer is going to be so thick that they couldn't do a flyover. I wonder if that comes into the equation. Dude, you mean how like the entire time the blimp was just shooting
Starting point is 00:32:25 shots of the clouds? Shout out to Fox. They got some great camera shots. Fox is my favorite network to cover the tournament. I like Fox. I understand that there may be some pain points in that and that there might be some
Starting point is 00:32:43 disagreements with people on Twitter. But at the same same time if you're going to complain about fox you can't complain about everything else i think i just discovered something this is completely off topic what the other day when people thought i um passed gas and then and then like side i think i was cracking my back because i just did it and i just sighed. That's just a point. I just noticed I do that. When I crack my back on the back of this chair, is it possible that a fart slipped out while you were cracking your back? No.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Like when you're getting like a massage and they crack your back and then it's like, oh, shit. That's never happened to me. Ooh. I normally just pee my pants. Dude, anytime you can get Joe Klatt doing some golf, let's go. I like Joe Klatt. Joe Kl let's go. I like Joe Klatt. Joe Klatt's good.
Starting point is 00:33:28 I like him. He's one of my college football leaders. He played for Colorado. Yeah. He's a buff? He got knocked out cold in the Big 12 Championship game the year that Texas won 70-0, or maybe 70-3 in the Big 12 championship
Starting point is 00:33:46 game. That was the year they won the national championship. Knocked out cold. It was ugly. Was it one of the Griffins? I think it actually was. I think it was Michael. Damn. I think it was a safety for sure. Well, I want to. I like Zinger.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I've been a Zinger guy for years. Zinger, friend of TFM. Kind of. I'm not a fan of his commentary. Really? Yeah. I mean, I hate to say that because he's my boy. But, yeah, I'm not really a fan of it.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I'm over people complaining about Joe Buck. Yeah. I like Joe Buck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's such an old take that I feel like he's worked himself out of. Now, I should not like Joe Buck just because of the St. Louis thing. No offense. But I like Joe Buck.
Starting point is 00:34:32 He's actually pretty good now. Seems like a nice guy. Don't mind him on golf. He doesn't try to overdo it. He doesn't go full Nance. The good thing about him with golf, which I think is a downside for him in other sports like baseball, is that he does use silence to his advantage. That's always great.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Sometimes less is more. You let the moment happen. Sometimes in baseball might not be a good example, but like his call for the helmet catch, David Tyree, it left a lot to be desired. Like he could have had an electric call on that. And instead he said like two sentences, didn't say anything after, but I also didn't like Joe Buck at that time.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I like him now. And that's all I have on Joe Buck. Give me some Brad Faxon. Love some Brad, some facts. Brad Faxon is so soft looking. He is soft looking. It's so great.
Starting point is 00:35:27 But I feel like he provides good commentary when needed in spots. He's a good, he's a guy out of the bullpen. He's a good lefty, situational. Were there any non-golf things that happened during this tournament that were like noteworthy? I feel like I'm forgetting things that happened. No. There wasn't like a ton off screen besides.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Nobody talked about Brooks' girlfriend? No, they definitely played it up when he walked in yesterday. She knows what she's doing. She's smart. She's getting all the camera time. That kid from Okie State, the Norwegian kid. Hovland. Hovland.
Starting point is 00:35:58 He's tight. Hovland or Hovland? Hovland. I don't know, but first of all, he has the most over-the-top accent. Overland. I don't know, but first of all, he has the most over-the-top accent. And he got more FaceTime than, I would say, 90% of the people in the freaking... Oh, definitely Ches Reeves. He got, like, the same amount of FaceTime that DeChambeau was getting back in the day
Starting point is 00:36:16 when he was an amateur. Oh, God. Which is saying a lot. Yeah. I like him, though. I do, too. Why do these guys wear their college gear? Because they're amateurs.
Starting point is 00:36:26 So, why can't they just wear something else? They can. I think they can, but they're trying to rip. They always choose. I feel like so many of them choose to wear their college gear. The kid from Stanford just wore a Stanford hat, but just a regular polo. I think, honestly, they're a billboard. So, like, they're trying to help out the program.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Wouldn't you rip your school if you didn't have to wear a sponsor? I would. I think I would, too. Plus, the- Oh, if I didn't- If I school if you didn't have to wear a sponsor? I would. I think I would, too. Plus, the... Oh, if I wasn't contractually obligated to wear something that a sponsor wanted me to wear, then I would be wearing exactly what I wanted that looked, like, dope. Top to bottom. I wouldn't have, like...
Starting point is 00:36:58 I wouldn't have the big Oklahoma State logo on it. I don't think that makes sense. Yeah, but if you had just played at a university, like, you would be like, yeah, I want to rep a little bit. Yeah, and plus, Oklahoma State, Stanford, those are the two best programs. So it's like they want to rep that. And dude, it's recruiting.
Starting point is 00:37:15 I think it's cool. It's a recruiting tool. I would do the same. Did Spieth play in UT gear when he was an amateur? He was only at Texas for one for one year yeah i don't recall him playing a big tournament i don't really either he played on tv when he used to play the nelson when he was 16 i know he didn't wear texas gear but he was 16 he was in high school because like bo hostler what he would wear texas stuff i'm trying to think of like other people
Starting point is 00:37:40 i don't know no i don't i don't to answer your question no i don't oh he is wearing yeah jordan's actually wearing it's not like straight up texas but it's orange with a state of texas on his hat with like kind of orangey stuff so he definitely skewed that a little bit now that i look at photos but i don't know it's just kind of like four days in a row just wearing all oklahoma state gear i'm like don't you want to mix it up at some point? That's fair. Maybe put on a nice pullover. There you go.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Yeah, he didn't wear a pullover. He didn't make your lips. He went full unbuttoned yesterday. Yeah. I didn't hate the move. I didn't either. That was fun. Shout out Gary Woodland. Major shouts.
Starting point is 00:38:20 His swing. I tweeted this. His downswing. I mean, it makes me feel bad about myself mainly my golf swing but it's just so it's so swaggy man he's got all he's got the little short little lag three what he hit was fucking tight he i think people forget how much he can wreck the ball he's a big dude he's a massive dude is he bigger than brooks i know he's not as like muscular but like as body type though i don't think so he's taller than brooks you know he's not as muscular, but as body type, though. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:38:47 He's taller than Brooks? You know, he's a former D2 baller. Yeah, did you see that video of him just draining threes on Twitter? Yeah, many, many accounts tweeted that. I just want to thank every golf account ever for taking that video after the tour tweeted it. I missed that somehow. It's just him shooting threes. He's got a wet J. Nice.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Woodland's listed one inch taller than Capco. What's he listed? 6'3"? 6'2"? 6'1"? He looks taller than 6'1". Capco's weirdly listed at 6'1". I think they've updated.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Now it says 6'2". 2'05". 2'05". Makes sense. I tweeted this as well. I'm just going to go back to my tweets. Sorry. Gary Woodland does look like the guy.
Starting point is 00:39:30 You're just kind of out with your buddies. You're at a bar. It's one of those ones where they'll play a little Flo Rida. Then they'll go back. They'll play like five songs, some Alan Jackson, some country people out there dancing, having fun, two-stepping. And he's just the dude putting on a show. And everybody's like, all right, you're doing a little much he's throwing her up he's throwing her up catching her going between
Starting point is 00:39:48 the legs and you're just praying that like he doesn't come over that girl you're on like a second date with you're praying he doesn't come over and ask her to dance he just looks like a guy to me that would walk over to your table with like six bud lights in the crevices of his fingers and he just sets them down on the table and drinks like three of them in under 10 minutes i could see that his name's gary yeah don't forget that i don't i don't have any friends named gary guy's name gary power drink it's a fact just facts facts on god uh should we talk about uh the other thing that happened this weekend which set Twitter on fire which is OJ Simpson joining Twitter. Yeah. Juice. The juice is officially loose.
Starting point is 00:40:30 When did he get out of jail? He's been out for a minute. Year and a half two. Okay. I could be wrong. I don't know. This is weird. How is he not verified yet? That's weird. Probably because Twitter's like, dude, stop. Don't make us deal with you right now.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Twitter's going to be faced with the tough choices. They're constantly getting roasted for who they're banning and suspending and showing bias. And they got the juice on there. His first tweet had 24,000 responses to it. Once you read the top one. Okay. I don't know what it is, but I'm assuming juice on there. His first tweet had 24,000 responses to it. Once you read the top one. Okay. I don't know what it is, but I'm assuming it's good.
Starting point is 00:41:08 So this is just him saying, like, I'm on Twitter now. It's a little video. Hello, Twitter world. It's a front-facing camera, and he's just talking into it. Let's see. Can't wait for the killer content. Murdered it. Let's see. Can't wait for the killer content. Murdered it. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Let's play his first video. Can't wait for the killer content. Here's his first video that has 29,000 retweets, 103,000 likes, and 24,000 responses. Wait, here's a funny one. Hold on, let me read this one first. There's a picture of oj and some some lady it's an older picture and the guy said this is you and my mom in may of 1994
Starting point is 00:41:53 thanks for not uh you know knife emoji thanks for not killing terrible dude all right here he is hey twitter world this is yours truly. Now, coming soon to Twitter, you'll get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything. Now, there's a lot of fake OJ accounts out there. So this one, at the real OJ32, is the only official one. So this should be a lot of fun. I got a little getting even to do. So God bless.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Take care. Oh, what's that mean? Yeah, OJ, I think you already did some getting even. Yeah so God bless take care oh what's that mean yeah OJ I think you already did some getting even yeah choose your words wisely sir yeah man we don't need the sneaky sneaky threat OJ like okay OJ
Starting point is 00:42:37 saying that he so last night he did a video of him explaining that he never had a relationship with Kris Jenner. Here's my theory. Well, one, you can't believe anything he says. No, because he is a maniac, psychopath. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Two, would it blow your mind if Kris Jenner had him get on Twitter and do this? Nope. That crossed my mind. Because she's playing chess when everyone else is playing checkers. And if there's one person that could make that happen, I think it's Kris Jenner. I think that she could convince OJ to get on there and say like, no,
Starting point is 00:43:17 Chloe's not because dude. Yeah. But that's just throws meal, throws more fuel onto the fire of him being Chloe's dad. And she doesn't want that for Chloe. Does she? I feel like there was a lot of there. throws more fuel onto the fire of him being Chloe's dad. And she doesn't want that for Chloe, does she? I feel like there was a lot of, most people did not ever even think that maybe OJ was Chloe's dad.
Starting point is 00:43:34 And then when he does that video, people are like, wait, hold on, that's a thing? How many people were like that? I think it's a very real possibility. I think it is. But I think in our world, we follow the internet closely. We're on Twitter and stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Yeah, people make that joke all the time, but just to a casual person, like, oh, OJ's on Twitter. Let me see the video. My parents somehow see that. My mom will see it because she grew up in Buffalo. She'll be like, wait, what? That opens that rumor up to a lot of people. I know that on the podcast the other day,
Starting point is 00:43:59 we said that not all publicity is good publicity anymore. OJ talking about this is good publicity for the Kardashians. Like, they just want all the spotlight they can possibly get and deal with the repercussions later. This tweet would have, that video is a good time to do the quote tweet. Just the literally absolutely no one colon and then just that video, OJ.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Like, there's nobody, he didn't have to address that. His house looks dope, by by the way that he's doing these videos the juice how does he still have money he rests for 2 000 yards yeah i don't know that part because i don't like i don't know who's paying him anything at this point man if you don't know his past and you know that he murdered two people violently heinously never convicted seems like a very likable guy if you're just looking at these videos yeah he's an old man yeah are you twitter world very jovial are you a are you a oj sympathizer never convicted no i'm just pointing that out okay it's just facts facts big mood
Starting point is 00:44:59 no that was a that was like the first real event in my life where I was watching the TV and just I couldn't take my eyes off of it. How psyched are you if you're the dude, he's liked one total tweet, OJ, and you're that dude. His name's Michael Laverne. He says, wow, Mr. Simpson, at the real OJ32, just got on Twitter late last night, posted one tweet, and now has nearly 50,000 Twitter followers early next
Starting point is 00:45:26 morning. Isn't even verified yet to all the haters take notice. Oh man. Why is, why is Malcolm trying to put all the haters on notice for OJ? Yeah. I maybe don't do that. I'm sure OJ will find the haters in time.
Starting point is 00:45:41 He's following eight people. Juice. One of which is his son, by the way, he's following eight people juice one of which is his son by the way he's a real estate agent oh nice and i was just thinking like it's got to be tough for him yeah you know what i mean oh uh and you follow on the tour the pga tour also yeah he's a big golf guy if you're the tour what do you do there oh i guess malcolm's his boy i'm sorry that's his that's his attorney my bad i didn't i didn't know that at the time get you an attorney who uh that goes after the haters on twitter for you it's definitely not how you say his name either me i fucked that up hey it's like he's if juice is following you and
Starting point is 00:46:21 you're the tour and he's gonna be like interact what if he like starts interacting following you and you're on the tour, what if he starts interacting with you and you're like, ah, not going to get you access to the tournament. You can't press like on that tweet. You just have to move on and act like it didn't happen in your mentions. That's when you mute the conversation. He's going to have a million followers by Wednesday. He's at 639 right now. All right, ready? Let's play stand, mute, cancel.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, OJ. Oh, man. I don't think. Let me make this bipartisan. OJ, Greg Abbott, Beto. Okay. Greg Abbott's the governor of Texas. So we're taking OJ out?
Starting point is 00:47:03 No, it's OJ, Greg Abbott, and Beto. Okay. People aren't going to like this, but So we're taking OJ out? No, it's OJ, Greg Abbott, and Beto. Okay. People aren't going to like this, but temporarily, I'm standing OJ. Whoa. I want to see all his content. That's a no-brainer for me. He's the only one of these guys who I actually want to see content from. I've never followed somebody so quickly.
Starting point is 00:47:16 I don't follow the other two guys, by the way. No. Well, you don't do content, then. Yeah, OJ's the only one I actually want to see content from, and so I'm going to stand him. Yeah, he's the only one. OJ's the only one I actually want to see content from. And so I'm going to stand him.
Starting point is 00:47:29 I'm going to mute Greg Abbott just because, like, he's not doing. His content's kind of cringy, but it's not the worst thing I've ever seen. Keep in mind. Beto, you're canceled. You're canceling Beto. Yeah. Okay, that's interesting. I'm going to stand Greg Abbott because now if I go to a craft craft brewery I can leave with beer you know which
Starting point is 00:47:45 is great because I couldn't have just gone to the HEB down the street and gotten those beers what's up with Texas liquor laws it's prohibition y'all are fucking hardcore down here yeah welcome to Bible Belt dude it's crazy the shit you can't do this isn't the Bible Belt is it is it it feels like it is I don't know sometimes Sometimes I feel like that, though. Oh. Oh. Who did I stand? Greg Abbott?
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah. I'm going to mute. I'm muting Beto because I... Are you going to cancel? Oh, gee. No, I'm going... You're canceling the juice?
Starting point is 00:48:16 I know. This might be my last podcast. The last time he... What if he finds out? The last time someone tried to cancel him, it didn't end well. True story.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Okay. I don't know. Someone responded to his first tweet with a picture of the the murdered bodies by the way which is a little much okay have you is it the first time you'd seen him yeah actually i had i had accidentally seen i think someone like tweeted something at one time and i was like oh that can't be real and then i googled it to see if they were actually photos and i was like like, oh, yep, that's real. Let me ask you this. Who would you rather find out that... Okay, which one of these two people would you rather have them find out
Starting point is 00:48:53 that you were talking shit on Twitter about them? Brooks Koepka or OJ? Brooks Koepka. OJ. OJ's not going to actually kill me. Brooks might kill you. OJ sees so much of the hate. He's just numb to actually kill me. Brooks might kill you. OJ sees so much of the hate. He's just numb to it by now.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I don't get why you think Brooks is going to kill people. I mean, I don't literally think. No, but like, Brooks is like, I feel like he's so in his own world, he doesn't care about anything at this point. He definitely, when he finds out he's being slighted, like he's not on the commercial for the U.S. Open, or just little things like that, he knows. He did a bench press video, and I swear to God,
Starting point is 00:49:30 I think we had something to do with him dropping a bench press video mid-tournament. I think it was like mid-British Open or something. No, it was mid. Was it Masters? How much do you think? Pre-Masters? It was something. How much do you think OJ gets chirped in real life?
Starting point is 00:49:45 Like going to the grocery store and someone sees him like... There's no way, dude. But there's still people out there who like him. Oh, of course. But there are people out there who want to get their shots in about him being a double murderer. If OJ's at Matt's Hell Rancho and I'm two margaritas deep, I'm not saying anything to him. I'm not saying a damn thing. People say stuff to him when I'm trying togaritas deep. I'm not saying anything to him. I'm not saying a damn thing. People say stuff to him is what I'm trying to get at here.
Starting point is 00:50:09 It happens for sure. He's got to be so numb to this shit by now. And social media, now granted he's new to it. Hello, Twitter world. He's new to it, but God. You just can't go through your mentions if you're him. Hey, I couldn't tell in that video. Was he reading off a script?
Starting point is 00:50:26 Was that pre-written or was that off the dome? I don't know. No, it's definitely pre-written. Who's his social media guy or gal? Who? Juice. I hope he doesn't have one. He definitely has one.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I wish he followed, like, nine accounts and one of them was, like, at Big Booty Sluts or something like that. There was a guy. I'm not'm not gonna at him find that account i'm not gonna at him but there was a uh a local news person in northern michigan who had joined twitter oh no and started using it and this was back when it would show who you followed like on your timeline this is this is like this is years ago no and he had followed some like porn account and i wanted to dm and be like dude you gotta you can't follow this like you're you're he was a uh i'm not gonna go deep into it because it would be easy to google but he is a a news person in northern michigan he's still on the air uh yeah he's pretty good so he made it past he's good he's
Starting point is 00:51:22 good yeah dude i think i'm the only person that. I don't think it was like a thing. Who's following Pornhub or whatever the other ones are? Those are accidental follows. You know how sometimes you'll just get a random follow from one of those? You just accidentally hit the follow button. I don't think he's like, no one's actually following those accounts intentionally. Unless you don't have a soul.
Starting point is 00:51:42 This is random. So do you remember, so we were all at dinner Saturday night. Do you know why we were at dinner Saturday night? Because, no, why? Because Saturdays are for the boys. For the lads. No girls.
Starting point is 00:51:55 It was all lads. There it is. But this story involves some girls. Two girls walked by. They sat at a table next to a bachelor party. I knew two or three of the guys on the bachelor party. They were buddies of mine. They were kind of interacting.
Starting point is 00:52:11 I think they bought him a shot or something. They were having fun, whatever. I went to one bar with them afterwards, and we're there, and this couple, this guy and this girl walk up to him, and they go, hey, weren't y'all at that bachelor party from Matt's El Rancho? And they're like, yeah. They go, you know that girl that y'all bought shots for that was uh carter cruz adult film actress and i guess now a dj we talked about her the other day we did did y'all notice that no it would but it was really weird that they sought out my this group
Starting point is 00:52:41 like dude y'all know that was carter cruz and they're like no they didn't even know who she was i only knew she was because she once came by the grand x office i was not there that day she's not a household name is she i don't i didn't think so oh that's weird okay i just thought i'd shoehorn that in there but i thought that was really random it is random yeah we're in the presence of another d Will, you're well on your way hey hit a fucking sound effect I still haven't totally figured this out that's the best part
Starting point is 00:53:11 that could be our OJ sounder did you guys hear OJ join Twitter don't say slit yeah dude it's weird throat slit you're dirty man Don't say slit. Yeah, dude, it's weird. Broke. Jeez. Yeah, okay. Throat slit.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Okay, yeah, but don't. You're dirty, man. I know you're going with that. No, you went there. You're the one saying it. No, I just said it sounded like someone was about to get murdered. Then I said slit. Makes sense.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Who's OJ going to try to get even with Next on Twitter? Because his whole thing right now is that he's getting even. It's only a matter of time before he has some kind of beef with barstool right yeah yeah he can't he can't chirp at the haters though no there's two there's two ways this goes he either has beef with barstool or he has a podcast on the barstool network he's gonna do rogan isn't he dude i just hope all of his tweets are video tweets. They have to be. He's doing vlogs. Yeah. They have to be all video. He's going to end up being a part of a Barstool Bills Mafia tailgate. This is how this ends, isn't it? Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Yeah, you got to think so. He and Portnoy are going to end the internet together. He's going to do a pizza review with Portnoy. Yeah. Why was there some dude yelling, Portnoy sucks yesterday? Was it actually when he was yelling? Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I don't know. It was like as Woodland was teeing off on 17, too. It was a pivotal moment. Yeah, biggest moment, like biggest tee shot of his career, right? I hate people yelling on golf courses, but if somebody yells in the middle of a round on TV, bring back the forums, you can have free T-shirts from us for life. Oh, don't encourage that.
Starting point is 00:54:49 No, don't say that because someone's going to do it. Somebody yelled the king in the north after Rory teed off. Yeah, but dude, we're a hyper niche podcast. So like nobody will like hardly anyone will know what they're actually talking about and can trace it back to us. What's your deal, Dorn? That's a new fuck you, Dorn, by the way. What's your deal? I'm trying to see when the Patriots play the Bills in Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Because that's 100% when they're going to get together. Right around Christmas, baby. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Well, the Bills are in Dallas for Thanksgiving, I believe. Bills Patriots, 929 at Buffalo. Oh, yeah. Calling it. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:55:36 He's going to be involved. What else we got? Well, our boy is over at Harry's. Do you know that the average guy spends about 3,000 hours in his lifetime shaving? That's a lot of hours. Yeah. You probably even more because look at all that hair on you. No, see, I shape it up every day.
Starting point is 00:55:58 But I probably come in at under 3,000 just because I'm not doing a full shave every day. 3,000 hours. Don't waste four months of your life overpaying for poor performing razors. Get Harry's, a razor that's so sharp you can shave less often and it'll save you money. About two bucks per blade. We all use it.
Starting point is 00:56:14 No doubt. I got that shave cream out too. In addition to the razors. 10 million people have tried this. Are you aware of that? That's a lot of people. Their founders are just two regular guys tired of getting ripped off
Starting point is 00:56:24 and paying for overpriced gimmicks. They don't like vibrating heads, flex balls, or handles that look like a prop in a sci-fi movie. They got tired of getting overcharged, so instead they made quality, durable blades at a fair price. To keep prices low,
Starting point is 00:56:38 they did something that Dave loves doing. They cut out the middleman. That's my favorite part about him. They bought a world-class blade factory in Germany. Are you part of this? Like, are you an investor in Harry's? I can tell you right now, I don't talk about my finances publicly. Okay, because this all points to you.
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Starting point is 00:57:31 to help support the show. Hell yeah. I didn't know. That's crazy. 3,000 hours. Come on. I don't like that at all. That's four months off your life
Starting point is 00:57:40 that you're shaving. Yeah. That's a lot of time. there was an acquisition this past weekend i love acquisitions can you explain what happened with water burger water burger got a lot of pub this weekend between like the chicago acquisition and chrissy tegan not only are people mad but they're big mad, Will. Wow. Whataburger sold out. Good. To Chicago.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Big Chicago. Welcome to Midwest. Chicago-based investment firm purchased Whataburger. Yep. So I guess the thought now is they're going to go national, which I didn't realize how geographically local they were. I know Texas, Oklahoma. I assume Louisiana. Oh, it's local. I mean, it it's is it even in those other states or it's definitely in oklahoma it's in oklahoma okay look it up i'll look it up
Starting point is 00:58:33 yeah um so they sold out people on people on twitter like i said okay the move here is to expand it you said big bad they're big bad they Big Mad. The move here is to expand? Is that the deal? For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's, I mean, yeah. And I mean, like,
Starting point is 00:58:51 I didn't realize it was still family owned, honestly. I don't know any, like, I've never, I didn't go to college with any of the Whataburger kids. Like, Bill Whataburger was never in my poli-sci class. Dude, that's an automatic bid, though. Yeah, you gotta think, though.
Starting point is 00:59:01 You gotta think so. Bill Whataburger III? My buddy used to date, like, Allison Whataburger whataburger and like apparently she was like yeah dude really chill she was like she was like a total freak but she like fucking wouldn't like she was told bitch though too yeah like uh i took her to formal she was tied but like low maintenance i made it where did we go where are we doing oh yeah so, yeah. So, anyway, people are upset. El Arroyo, Austin's own little taco joint. You know, they do the sign.
Starting point is 00:59:30 You may have seen this. They do a sign every day, and they put a funny thing on there. They had a little thing that said, hey, Chicago, if you hurt her, we'll kill you. Yeah. People are taking it pretty seriously. I mean, dude. Like an open letter to the fans. They do it in the notes app?
Starting point is 00:59:44 To the fans. Yeah. See? Almost missed off, though. Dude, they need a new PR team. What are they doing? it pretty seriously and what i mean dude like an open letter to they do it in the notes out of the fans yeah that that seat was missed off dude they need a new pr team what are they doing i mean is this this isn't actually bought like bother people right i think it i think it does dude if you're like a texas hard ass like and you like have like a come and take it sticker and truck nuts you know yeah it's my dude people that ride for water burger aren't just riding for water burger they're riding for the state of texas like if you're a water burger super fan you're definitely a texas lover if this isn't announced that a chicago firm bought water burger no one will no one will know what the hell's going on no one's gonna know the difference
Starting point is 01:00:20 you know i mean do you care do you care that like budweiser got bought by that like dutch company or whoever the fuck bought him i'm not a hardcore anheuser-busch guy though i don't like that stuff doesn't bother me if i have the opportunity to sell out i will sell out in two seconds if serious xm comes to this podcast and is like hey guys we'll pay you this much i'd be like yeah let's do it not me let me sell out. Hey, whataburger, their locations in Arizona, New Mexico, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas. So it's hardly just a Texas institution. South Carolina, Alabama, Mississippi.
Starting point is 01:00:54 You know what I mean? It's based here. They're more here than anywhere else. It's a little southeast, man. I doubt they're going to screw with the menu. They should make breakfast available all day. I think we can all agree on that. I like to have options.
Starting point is 01:01:10 I don't go to Whataburger that often. We kind of panned Whataburger on this pod. We don't really go to Whataburger. It's not my go-to burger. I used to go for their taquitos late night, but I don't eat late night. I don't go out as much as I used to, so it doesn't really happen that much. Sally never goes out anymore so like we she's she would be the main driver of us going to water burger for a drive home i it's a regional thing that people like to hype up it has some things that are good some things that aren't their fries are great
Starting point is 01:01:42 the water burger is a good burger, but there's other places in Austin that I would rather go to get a burger. If I'm hungover, I'm like, man, I want to eat shit and eat a burger and fries. Although there is a Whataburger around the corner from me, there's a couple other places I'm going first. I've taken the stance that Whataburger's overrated. I'm not going back on that. That doesn't mean I don't like it, though.
Starting point is 01:02:03 That's fine. I mean, it's like In-N-Out's overrated because people in California hype it up. And it's not like it's a bad place. In-N-Out. In-N-Out. Stinks. Their fries stink.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Their fries suck a hot one. But like, their patty melt is really good. Their chicken tenders are good. I'm talking about Whataburger here. They do good chicken. Yes, they do good chicken. I think their chicken stinks.
Starting point is 01:02:26 They do good chicken stinks. I think it's bad. Their chicken? The sandwich. I've only had the tenders. It leaves a lot to be desired. Go to Wendy's.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I have gotten the Honey Barbecue Chicken Strip Sandwich, which is... I've never had that. How many milligrams of sodium are you supposed to take down in like a day?
Starting point is 01:02:42 I think 10,000. Oh, you are? I don't know. I have no clue. I made that up. Who knows? But I will say that the honey barbecue chicken strip sandwich isn't that good. The barbecue sauce on it is too honey flavored.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Dylan's an A1 thick and hearty guy. Their green salsa for their taquitos though. Oh, the verde, baby. That goes. Everybody who can relate, everybody who's had this Whataburger, they know this is
Starting point is 01:03:11 what I'm going to say is true. Taquitos are hit or miss. There's sometimes when you get a taquito and the eggs are dry, the cheese isn't fully melted on and it doesn't come together
Starting point is 01:03:20 as one. But then there's sometimes where you get a piping hot taquito and the bacon, the cheese, the egg, the tortilla is nice and soft, and it hits. Sometimes I don't think they steam it long enough. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Like they just mail it in. Like a cardboard-style tortilla. Because it's all about, like, if you, the issue with taquitos is that if you get them and you wait too long to eat them, and you let them cool off, it just gets exponentially worse. You really have to eat them and you let this like you let them cool off it just gets exponentially worse you really have to eat them right away do you want to go protest i'm down there's a water burger not far from here let's go protest let's go take a knee just in the parking lot just three guys on
Starting point is 01:03:58 their knees i'm just reading actually should i be protesting though like i kind of like i feel like i need chicago to be like more in the mix. That's fair. I'm reading through the responses to their tweet. Are any of them viral? They're not all that bad, but they're doing a good job of responding to a lot of people. They're very active in the... That's a good move.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Yeah, I think so, too. They're doing a good job. That's a good move. Yeah, to mitigate... They've always had a good social game. The shit talk. Right? They were one of the early adopters of like the sassy like clap back twitter account for a brand yeah their open letter says i kind of hate it texas we don't want you to be upset
Starting point is 01:04:36 we will always be texan and represent you in a way that makes you proud hashtag believe that believe that did they do believe that or believe that? I wish it was the latter, but it was believe. The fact that they even had to issue that tweet. Are there any companies that you guys are loyal to that if they sold somewhere, you'd be devastated? As long as they don't change what I like about them. If they get rid of the chicken sandwiches that I like so much, then yeah, I don't fuck with them anymore. I don so much. And yeah, I'm going to fuck with them anymore. But yeah, my, my issue is like the only thing I can think of that is close to this would be
Starting point is 01:05:08 like a beer brand that I really like that goes national. And then the beer, it's worse. That's one that people will legit. Well, it's annoying. Yeah. That's what happened with like Bell's Oberon.
Starting point is 01:05:16 It's a very, it's like the Michigan summer beer. I've had it in down in Texas. It doesn't taste the same all the time. And so it's, it's a bummer when you get one of your favorite beers and it just tastes like shit. Look, they're paper chasing, and I respect that.
Starting point is 01:05:30 I respect their right to do that. I will sell out immediately. Let me know. Okay, noted. Yeah, and a lot of it, if you sell out, it depends on who you sell out to. But what if they just start serving up trash-ass deep dish pizzas now?
Starting point is 01:05:44 Oh, God, don't do that. They start doing Chicago dogs withass deep dish pizzas now? Oh, God. They start doing Chicago dogs with pickles on them and stuff? I'm fine with Chicago dogs. In fact, I welcome the Chicago dog edition, but keep your deep dish out of my Whataburger. Yeah, that'd be bad. I will protest then. You know what?
Starting point is 01:06:01 I'll even boycott. I'll be honest. I mean, you've heard me talk about P. Terry's, which is the Austin-centric burger place. If they went national, I'd be fucking psyched. They are expanding. I mean, but if they got bought by a Chicago place, I'd be like, oh, hell yes.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Now I can get it, like, in the Chicago airport. If I can get it when I'm driving to Dallas or something, that's great. Yeah. P. Terry's is good. If you're in Austin looking for a fast food burger, shout out to them. If you're a fast food restaurant and you sell out good for you if you're a beer brand then i have some
Starting point is 01:06:29 reservations what if what a burger starts doing the combination what a burger like so it's like what a burger dominoes or something what yeah hold on no there has to be something that they would like what a burger churches and dom's. That's the combo. Sorry, I got distracted by something. Dude, you're all in on reading tweet replies today. No, I know. I kind of like that, though. You know the golfer, I think his last name is Dorn.
Starting point is 01:06:57 I think his name is Andrew Dorn. Are you related to him? He's sponsored by Roback. Oh, fuck yeah. Isn't that crazy? Someone dropped it in the Reddit. Wow. Sorry, I got a little... Hey, if y'all are on Reddit, go follow...
Starting point is 01:07:09 Go join our community. Circling back. It's a party. It's a big community at this point. We're over 2K. Pretty active, man. Yeah. It's honestly too active.
Starting point is 01:07:20 They're digging a little deep there, Dylan. Yeah. Major shouts to deep there, Dylan. Yeah. Major shouts to the community, though. I feel like it's been more positive than it has been in a while. I feel like we got into a dark stage for a little bit, but now we're kind of out of it. That's how it goes. It's when
Starting point is 01:07:37 Mercury's in Everglades, and then people want to go on there. Really good transition here. Mercury in Everglades. I know that this alligator wasn't Mercury and Everglades. Oh. I know that this alligator wasn't in the Everglades. But there was a knife sticking out of his fucking face. Well, Gator had a knife in the head ass.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Dude. That's a tough look, man. Oh, it's a tough look. How does that happen? I don't know how it happens, but why? I mean. What's going on here? A human being did it, right?
Starting point is 01:08:04 Sure. Like, there's no way that some circumstance... Okay, just to be clear. There's no way a circumstance can just put that directly in his head. What the fuck? I don't know. That picture is jarring. I want to feel bad for it, but I don't think that gator wants pity.
Starting point is 01:08:19 I think that gator, like, is stunting right now. It's like, yeah, I'm a bad head. If he did it his way, he'd prefer the knife not be in his head. Yeah. He probably doesn't know. Can he see? Can he see that? He knows there's some shit going on.
Starting point is 01:08:30 No, he definitely can't see it. Yeah, you can't see that shit. Don't they roll a lot? Yeah, they kill with the death roll. You'd think it would come off during one of their roll sessions. Well, it's probably in there pretty well. I get what you're saying. I hope somebody gets it out.
Starting point is 01:08:46 Yeah. You know what I mean? I feel kind of bad for it, even though it is a gator and it would devour me if it had the chance. Could you take a gator hand-to-hand? Well, it depends how big the gator is. Well, let's just say the average gator. How big is an average gator?
Starting point is 01:09:02 My question for you is hand-to-hand. How do you kill a gator with your hands can you i know they would like what's your plan of action yeah what do you do i think you'd have to like rip his chest open and rip his heart out you gotta find a way to choke it i guess i don't know good question but i know that if you can get its mouth shut he's pretty much useless you gotta if you clamp his mouth shut somehow maybe like tie a rope around it it's just like a sitting duck. He can't do anything.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Unless he gets you with that tail. The tail's not going to knock me out or anything. For the people that haven't seen this. Break that bitch ass leg of yours. Well, I'll still get him. Okay. I don't think you're getting him. I probably could.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Like I said, if you find a way to get on top of it and clamp its mouth shut, I'll just tie that bitch closed and I can do whatever I want. What if it's old knifehead ass? No, you can't tie, though, if it's a hand-to-hand combat. Yeah, you don't have access to a rope. That's considered weaponry in this case, I think. Yeah, you're not going to lasso it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:09:55 Yeah, because then I would have to hold its mouth shut while I try to choke it out, and that might be pretty difficult. I don't know if you could choke an alligator. I don't know how to kill an alligator. I don't either. Nobody does. That's a problem. No offense, dude. I think you're dead. This guy with the knife with a knife whoever did this thought he knew how and he clearly didn't i also don't know anything about
Starting point is 01:10:11 the endurance of alligators but i feel like they could go for a while yeah they okay so their their mouth it's really strong like closing it but to lift it up their muscles are weak that's why it's really easy to like shut their mouth and keep it shut okay but what up their muscles are weak that's why it's really easy to like shut their mouth and keep it shut okay but what if like the first thing that thing does like you square up to it and it just opens its mouth like from across the octagon and then it just yeah i have to find a way to get behind it it would be tough i'm not gonna lie this would be a tough fight i don't i don't want that smoke you probably break your hand trying to punch it like work the body i don't know how i would kill it man dude this these are badass so for people that haven't seen this this this went viral because obviously there's a there's a knife just straight up sticking out
Starting point is 01:10:57 of this alligator's forehead this happened in texas houston the houston outside of houston yeah okay so so to give you some some perspective on what's going on here, it says, luckily for the gator, it's one of the most resilient species. Alligator skin is covered in osteoderms or bony plates similar to a turtle shell that act as body armor. So we know that they've got tough skin. Yeah. Gator skulls are made of heavy, thick bone too,
Starting point is 01:11:23 so potential attackers only have a very small target to do serious damage yeah makes sense where's the target otherwise objects will be lodged in a skull rather than its brain maiming but not killing the creature so this thing is probably just sticking to its fucking mouth or this to me looks like it would i don't know where their brains are skull but i don't understand how it could possibly not be in its brain with how it's like there it may not be in that full in most cases maybe their brains in their ass it hard it truly hard to say how deep this is in yeah in most cases of injury gators bounce back the reptile's blood contains antibiotic properties which speed up the healing process and render substantial damage as mere flesh wounds.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Dude, gator blood. Everybody knows that. I don't know. Maybe that's what this person was trying to do, get a vial of gator blood to live forever. Is that what happens? Yeah, a lot of people think that. What's up with the gator and hook just eating hook? That was a clock.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Didn't really make a lot of sense. So was that gator still alive? I was so confused by that. It was weird. It it could have been knowing how resilient they are have you seen hook yeah i saw the look on your face was like i mean it's been i don't know 20 plus years since i've seen it though aren't you out on robin williams that sounds so insensitive the guy's dead you canceled him uh i was never a fan of his work. Yeah, you canceled him. I didn't cancel him. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 01:12:47 Look, it's sad that he has passed. Okay. It doesn't sound like you're missing him. I feel like you're judging his work based off of his zaniest performances, and you're not giving his serious performances enough love. Yeah, like Mork and Mindy. Mork and Mindy's stoked. Like Good Will Hunting, he was in that, right?
Starting point is 01:13:05 Yep. Yeah, he was fine in that. As long as he's not doing all of his, you know, theatrics, zany humor stuff. I can handle it. So as long as he's not being Robin Williams. That's cool. Dude, you canceled Robin Williams. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:13:21 This is Doubtfire. I was never into that either. Oh, my God. I know. I get shit for that. Dude's fine. Mrs. Doubtfire. I was never into that either. Oh my God. I know. I get shit for that. Dude looks like a lady drops at the pool. If Marine Layer Gate didn't happen, I would come at you right now for Mrs. Doubtfire,
Starting point is 01:13:33 but I'm going to let this be. Mrs. Doubtfire was one of my favorite movies back in the day. It was a run by Fruity. I think if I watch it now, I would know a lot of the lines. Kind of a fucked up movie. I think we've talked about this, but yeah. Not kind of. The whole premise of the lines. Kind of a fucked up movie. I think we've talked about this, but yeah. Not kind of.
Starting point is 01:13:45 The whole premise of the movie is really fucked up. What if, like, that doesn't happen? No. No one could do that. First of all, they live in, like, a three million dollar townhouse in San Francisco. Yeah. And he just decides to let the pets, or the
Starting point is 01:14:01 petting zoo roll through the house while he's got, like like 40 kids in there. What are you doing? How does like, I mean, how does Sally Field not look him in the eye and know that she used to bang him? Honestly, think about how creepy this is. Him invading his ex-wife's house? Dressing as an old woman just to be around his kids. Like, that's creepy as fuck.
Starting point is 01:14:22 You telling me you wouldn't do that for Parks? That's fucked up. No, I would find a better way. Dude, Dave would do it for Parks. I would find a better way. That's creepy as fuck. You're telling me you wouldn't do that for Parks? That's fucked up. No, I would find a better way. Dude, Dave would do it for Parks. I would find a better way. That's creepy. If this happened in real life, that would be a national headline.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Like, look at this guy. This is fucking nuts. Think about it. That's like a vice column. What if when I take Parks to CC's, I'm dressed as an old woman? I dressed up as an old woman to be around my strange kids kids i'm trying to find
Starting point is 01:14:47 custody of my child okay so this the mrs doubtfire house sold in on uh in 2016 whoa i'm gonna say 6.2 what did you say you said three originally no you were closer with your original 3.4 it's a it's in the pacific heights which is a very nice area san francisco yeah brandon has landed in it it's sold for 4.1 oh my god bro that's stupid this if you look at this house too it's like it it's actually kind of cheap if you know that dude yeah like it's a good deal did we drive through did we drive through there when we were oh i didn I didn't go to San Francisco with y'all. Sorry. Dude, you and I were there at the same time, but a week apart,
Starting point is 01:15:29 but it felt like we were there on the same trip. I thought we all went together, and then I was like, those other humans. All of us? I never went with y'all. Did you ask how many square feet it is? Yeah. 3,300?
Starting point is 01:15:42 That's pretty big. I have no clue. That's pretty big. No clue what square footage means really no lefts and rights distances and square footage like i got nothing marine layers marine layers no i got i'm i got those on lock yeah we'll i got those on lock we'll get the analytics i ran the numbers what was the website you cited? I'm going to check it out. It was the University of California, Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara. They got a great program there.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Yeah. Great marine layer program. I'm surprised you didn't know that, Don. I'm not a meteorologist. Yeah, you made that clear. Ahem. I hate both of you a lot. No, you don't, dude.
Starting point is 01:16:25 You love us. Dude, you and I just had such a good weekend together. We did, and then you just threw it all away. What was that drink y'all were sucking on? It was called the Puff Puff Pass, and it was a really boozy drink. You get it, Dave? It was a puffer fish. Those are poisonous, aren't they?
Starting point is 01:16:38 Hard to say. No one really knows. Yeah, I think they are. And know what Homer ate? Oh, you weren't a Simpsons guy. Me neither. Sorry. No, well, we asked.
Starting point is 01:16:48 We're like, they had a picture of it on the menu. We're like, does it actually come in this glass? And she said, yeah. And from that, we were like, yeah, I'm sold. Yeah, we were pot committed at that point. Yeah. There's no way. We had to.
Starting point is 01:17:00 I had more meals with Dylan this weekend than I had not with Dylan. Think about that. That's not true. How many meals did you have yesterday? Two. Okay. I guess I evened it out. I had two meals a day.
Starting point is 01:17:13 I'm not a breakfast boy. I lied. Sorry. I had a breakfast on Saturday. You're right. I had three and two. You're a liar. Yep.
Starting point is 01:17:20 Dude, my omelet game lately has been strong as fuck. It was almost like good. Dude, I'm making crazy good omelets lately. It's wild. I don't know what got into me. I just was, I went for it the other day and I was like, you know what? Let's do this. Goat cheese in the omelet is just.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Do you like goat cheese? You're shoved goat cheese. I sure do like goat cheese. Yeah. Do you have any connection to that? Yeah. My name originates from that goat shit. What?
Starting point is 01:17:51 Goat shit. So chivalry. It's related to chivalry cheese. Oh, so not actual goat shit? No. Okay. Well, I don't really know. Wow.
Starting point is 01:18:03 Maybe. That's a top tier cheese in my opinion i love it it's very good i like pepper jack personally but goat the chef goat cheese it can like put it in a salad or something it changes everything it's different yeah sweet sandwiches like yeah pepper jack you're not gonna go wrong this is a fun podcast we did here yeah the thing is we're not done our boys over at scentbird they're just killing it right now i actually used scentbird This is a fun podcast we did here. Yeah. The thing is, we're not done. Our boys over at Scentbird, they're just killing it right now. I actually used Scentbird before we went out the other night.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Could you guys smell it? I smelled extra fresh. You're trying to impress the boys. It was Saturday. It was Saturday. It wasn't. What were you wearing? I was wearing Aqua de Parma. I don't know how to say the actual name of it because it's in Italian and I don't speak Italian.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Dylan was wearing Aqua de Goat shit. Come on. Do they sell that? I don't think they sell it on simpered but they do sell on simpered over 450 designer brands for you to choose from they have colognes and perfumes that you can try every single month a lot of the time these people out here they go and they buy an entire bottle of cologne for a crazy amount of money they take it back to their place they use it three times and then they've just got to sit goes bad it's stupid like if you could have a luxury fragrance subscription service that sent you smaller sample sizes of your cologne for much cheaper you can get 120 sprays on here for just 750 for your first fragrance it's a lot of sprays a lot of sprays i'm about to spray right now just thinking about it with our exclusive offer for
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Starting point is 01:20:09 You have a guest for mail in this week yet or what? I don't yet. I might ask Lily again. Stay tuned. Yeah, we'll see. Stay tuned.
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Starting point is 01:20:26 Yeah. We hired Heather Gray. How much does Heather Gray sound like a porn star? A lot. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Should we get out of here?
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