Circling Back - White Grizzly Bears & TikTok Cowboys

Episode Date: June 10, 2020

Fully loaded epi today — Dave and Will compare their next-gen stats for their sleep cycles, an update on the new office, Dave got his car detailed, Guess What's Trending, a rare white grizzly spotte...d in Alberta, Democrats introduce a bill to prevent presidents from nuking hurricanes, Cale the TikTok Cowboy, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:15) Dave vs. Will Sleep Comparison (14:30) New Office Update (17:47) Dave Anecdote (24:20) Guess What’s Trending (35:07) White Grizzly In Alberta (44:35) Blowing Up Hurricanes (53:14) Colonial This Weekend (1:00:05) TikTok Cowboy Man (1:12:46) This Weekend in Fun Vizzy: To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com! Manscaped: www.manscaped.com (STEAM for 20% off) Hawthorne: www.hawthorne.co (when you buy a personalized set of cologne, they will give you a free $20 gift card) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name's will to freeze to my right david rough hi will hi david good morning to everyone except the guy who was tweeting at tom morello, legendary guitar player of Rage Against the Machine, who has apparently been a huge fan of Rage this entire time, but had no idea that they were political. Good morning to everyone except for that man. Did you see the Tom Morello Instagram comment? The Harvard one? Yes. It's an old one, but yeah, it recycles like every couple years. I've never seen that. It's great. Yeah. He did go to Harvard.
Starting point is 00:00:48 He's a Harvard. He's a smart guy. Yeah. Also a communist, but, you know. Dylan Chivary, what are your thoughts on Tom Morello? I did not go to Harvard. You didn't? No.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Did you apply? Harvard on the river. Harvard on the river. Then St. Ed's up here. South Austin. Shouts. I have no thoughts On Tom Morello Did you get waitlisted
Starting point is 00:01:07 At Harvard or something Yeah They're Yeah They're like Do we want you We really want you to come But we still don't have room
Starting point is 00:01:13 For you yet Ew You didn't go Yeah I was like Alright I'll just wait it out And like Okay
Starting point is 00:01:18 Guaranteed at college We'll let you Go anywhere Like we'll let you know Hey Will Dylan you'll like this too Can I read this guy's comment Yes He tweeted at Tom Morello I used to be a fan Until your political opinions Came out Like, we'll let you know. Hey, Will. Dylan, you'll like this too. Can I read this guy's comment?
Starting point is 00:01:25 Yes. He tweeted at Tom Morello, I used to be a fan until your political opinions came out. Music is my sanctuary, and the last thing I want to hear is political BS when I'm listening to music. As far as I'm concerned, you and Pink are completely done. Keep running your mouth and ruining your fan base. Thumbs up.
Starting point is 00:01:42 So he canceled Tom Morello, Rage Against the Machine, and Pink. Why can't people separate the craft from their non-music life? I don't understand that. Well, I mean, you can't separate Rage Against the Machine. It's their entire being. It's legitimately every song. Does this guy think that the name Rage Against the Machine, was he just smashing computers in his backyard just listening to Rage?
Starting point is 00:02:07 Great comment was, what machine do you think he was raging against? The dishwasher? Classic. It makes no sense. Yeah, I almost think this guy might be doing a bit. I hope this guy's doing a bit. There's no way you could possibly listen. Even if you picked up the Rage Against the Machine cover album,
Starting point is 00:02:26 or they just did covers, those are all political, too, in some way. Like, so how you could even. Does he not know that this machine kills fascists? It's embarrassing, dude. What did he think Bulls on Parade was about? That's pretty stupid. The running of the bulls. I mean, I guess.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Is he just getting slaughtered on there? Dude, he's just Googling photos of Pamplona while listening to Bulls on Parade. He thought, like, Rally Around the Family, Pocket Full of Shells was just, like, a dope family vacation. Yeah. Gulf Shores. Yeah. Getting puka necklaces off and stuff. What was pocket...
Starting point is 00:02:56 What does that mean? Pocket full of shells? Shotgun shells. Oh, shotgun shells? Yeah. Yeah. Rallying around a family. Dude should have gone once.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Okay. Like, bro, since 1516, mine's attacked and overseen. Come on, what do you think that means, bro? Unsurprisingly, I was not a rage guy. You are the machine. You put out machine vibes for sure. What was that secret society at Bama?
Starting point is 00:03:19 Are they called the machine? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys, ooh, can I add this to the stream room short list? Yes. The Skulls. My mind was going there when he said Secret Society.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Fun movie, Skulls. Oh, the first half of that movie is maybe the best movie ever made. Yeah, it's tight. And then it kind of tanks. But the first part of the movie is just great. It's kind of like The Beach with Leo. The Machine. The Beach beach got real real weird the second the video game scene started happening i was like why did you guys ruin the movie why did they do that it was perfect until they started
Starting point is 00:03:54 doing the video game thing and it was like wait what what movie the beach oh the beach with leo yeah um yeah it's a weird one it's a weird one Shit went south Yeah It started real tight Yeah Yeah But there has to be some You know That's just part of the
Starting point is 00:04:10 The flow of a Script Yeah I guess I don't know I'm not a big script writer Dylan said it's part of the Flow of the script Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:18 Well all scripts You have to have Flow No there's a There are terms for this Flow She'll sell you some insurance. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Different Flo, but I get it. Dude, we have one of the most loaded episodes we've had in, I'll say, months. This is going to have Joe Rogan vibes to it. Yeah. I feel bad. I'm going to have to take a break and go let Rosie out and let you guys handle this for a half hour. And then come back for the rest of the episode. I brought the homie here with me.
Starting point is 00:04:46 The homie's just chilling and they're eating McDonald's. He really crushed that Sando. He scratched his knee this morning. Like two little, little drops of blood on the scratch and he was just meltdown mode, right? Dude was walking like he just came back from war. It was so funny. He walked it out though.
Starting point is 00:05:03 He's fine now. What's Stella doing doing during this or like currently no I mean just like in general can we get a status oh how is she doing yeah or what yeah she's doing uh she's doing great she um seems to be totally fine her everything's solid now coming out of her which is great and she's back to her normal self. That's great. Yeah, good to see. Thanks for asking, Dave. You know Randy's half-sister. Right.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Stella. It would be weird if I didn't ask. Yeah, right, right. Can we do some programming notes real quick? I guess, dude. Whatever. Yesterday, we debuted The Stream Room. It's our new movie recap nostalgia pod on Patreon.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Patreon.com slash Strugglingling Back Podcast We did American Pie The original The Don McLean song, we broke it down bar by bar Also, tonight, Happy Hour Live If you've got some food photos Tweet them at us Make sure Brett sees, tag Brett in them too At Shmerriman
Starting point is 00:06:02 We'll rate your food Don't tweet them at me Not that I don't want to see them Make sure Brett sees. Tag Brett in them, too. At Schmerriman. We'll rate your food. Don't tweet them at me. Not that I don't want to see them, but I just don't want anyone to try to bias me. Oh, I do. I do. You can include me. You can include a backstory for me. I like seeing them in real time.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I do, too, but I also like taking bribes. So just let me know. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I think we're doing more dinners tonight. We guest TBD tonight, but I'm not too worried about it. We'll see. I don't even care if we don't have one, man.
Starting point is 00:06:32 We don't even need one. And, yeah, that's all we got right now. Not too many programming notes, guys. Okay. Sick. That was fun. Sick indeed. Do you want to talk about Vizzy real quick?
Starting point is 00:06:46 Vizzy, Vizzy, Vizzy. We got a Vizzy bop. Can't you see? Guess what? What? I can have a Vizzy tonight. Oh, you can drink now. Oh, someone's.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Wow. I need to go pick up some more Vizzys. The battle for Dave's gut has been won. Who won? The pros. Good. The probies. Love to see that.
Starting point is 00:07:03 I brought some Vizzies to the lake with my other squad who hasn't had the pleasure of enjoying them yet. I was dishing them out left and right, and they were like, this shit goes hard. All of them said that. What? Because they were sitting there, and they were like, wait, these have antioxidants and alcohol in it? The best of both worlds? That's exactly what they said. Vitamin C?
Starting point is 00:07:22 Excuse me? In this climate? Hard seltzy? Dude, no one's doing that. Yeah, I know. Yeah. It's just, it's incredible stuff. Do you know what, I mean, I have such a hard time saying this word.
Starting point is 00:07:36 Acerola? I think you crushed it, man. It's a super fruit with 30 times more vitamin C per cup than an orange. I was always under the impression that oranges had the most vitamin C, but apparently acerola is just like flexing. I didn't tell you guys this, but I exclusively eat and drink superfruits. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I can't imagine eating normal fruit at this point, though. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? And if I'm getting drunk, I can't imagine getting drunk on anything that wasn't made with superfruits. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, drink responsibly, of course, but sometimes you have some. Pineapple, mango, black cherry, lime, strawberry, kiwi, and my favorite, blue pommy.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I love it. Why are you sleeping on the strawberry kiwi, though? I'm not sleeping on it. I think it's my second favorite. Okay. I feel like I just have one A, one B, one C, one D. Pineapple, mango was all they had at the store when I went to go cop some. So that's all my friends were able to try.
Starting point is 00:08:29 And I said, this isn't my favorite flavor, but just check it out anyway. They were like, how is this not your favorite flavor? This is incredible. Yeah, it's great stuff. Yeah. With Vizzy, you can enjoy refreshment now with vitamin C at 5% ABV, 100 calories, and less than one gram of real cane sugar per can. Every sip of Vizzy is more exhilarating.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Upgrade your hard seltzer with Vizzy. To find out where you can purchase Vizzy, go to VizzyHardSeltzer.com. That's VizzyHardSeltzer.com. You must be 21 or older to drink it. Just remember that. Well, yeah. Yeah, I can confirm you can get it at a lot of places right now. Went to the Valero the other day.
Starting point is 00:09:04 They had it. What are you doing there? Buying burger stuff? Yeah, I was getting some fixings. You got a frozen log of ground beef and some bizzies. Got him. Man, hey, Dave, so we have an announcement to make. You've already made the announcement.
Starting point is 00:09:19 We're Whoop Boys together now. Whoop, there it is. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. I wish they were, but Dave and I dropped a bag individually for it. They seem to direct their money toward actual serious athletes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Which, that's fair. You guys are serious athletes. They're going to be regretting it. Will is. I'm the one who hasn't been in the gym in two weeks. Yeah. Or like my home gym. When Fitbit sponsors my Tour de France campaign, they're going to be a little mad that they
Starting point is 00:09:43 didn't hop on there. They started charging us, by the way, Dave. I don't know if you saw that charge come through. Who? The gym. We're back on the billing cycle. I have no choice but to squat. Dude, I'm dreading, not to bear the lead, but I'm dreading getting back under the squat
Starting point is 00:10:00 bar, the squat rack. Oh, I can't imagine. Lightweight. I can't imagine how difficult it would be. Actually, it's going to be kind of refreshing, though, to not have any – be like, have no expectations, just go in, get some form back, not put – not that I was ever putting up big boy weight, but just putting a moderate amount on, whatever. Well, you know what's important, Will?
Starting point is 00:10:18 You know what's really important? The whole workout process is sleep. And that's my segue into this. We are doing this. We're doing this. The Wootman tracks your sleep. And because now Dave and I have a way to compare our next-gen stats, we thought we'd live compare our sleeps last night on the air.
Starting point is 00:10:36 You ready for this? So it tells you when you should go to bed if you want to, like, perform, if you want to peak, or if you have, like, a rest day the next day. And so do you know what you had for yours, Dave? Did you want to like perform if you want to peak or if you have like a rest day the next day and so what did do you know what you had for yours dave did you want to perform or do you want to peak today i don't even know what i had i don't even know what that means like i don't know how to track that i mean okay you'll get there you're sorry i'm still like day two so it's not i don't have enough data for the all of the functions but I did sleep last night. I was in bed. Time in bed, 7 hours, 43 minutes.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Hours of sleep, 7 hours, 26 minutes. Oh, you fell fast. Yeah, you went off. 94% of the sleep I needed per the whooping. Last night I got 8 hours and 17 minutes of sleep. My time in bed. No, I'm sorry. That's for today.
Starting point is 00:11:25 That means I need to get that today. My time in bed last night, I'm sorry. That's for today. That means I need to get that today. My time in bed last night was 8 hours and 46 minutes. And I believe I only slept for 7.29. So I slept for three minutes longer than you. How many disturbances did you have? Actually, Will, the number I gave you was my today hours of sleep. It says here that I got 7 hours 39 minutes. Damn it. No, you're right. I'm confirming right now.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Did you have any disturbances? Yeah, 8. And I chalk all those up to Randy just moving. I have to step out real quick. I had 10. I'm sorry. Dave, what was your efficiency looking like? Dylan feels bad because he slept like 2 hours last night like a dumbass. You can tell. It shows.
Starting point is 00:12:04 It definitely shows. Dave, what was your efficiency? My vision? Your efficiency. That's the most important part. 96%. Damn it. You got me last night, dude. I had 95%. This stinks. It's pretty embarrassing for you because you've had this longer than me. I know. I'm bummed out
Starting point is 00:12:19 right now. We've been having a lot of trouble with Rosie just like plopping herself in and moving around all night. Oh, no know, my dumb ass doesn't... I've... This... Oh, no. You're good. Okay, I just bumped the camera.
Starting point is 00:12:30 You just slapped the camera? Dude, we're falling apart. I hope we didn't mess up Randy's thing. Dylan stepped out. I'm assuming he either had to poo or Parks did. I think Parks had to get a tank off or something. Okay. Yeah, I think there was urgency.
Starting point is 00:12:43 What was I saying? I don't know. Fuck. I don't know. Did I even sleep last night? Yeah, I don't think you did. I don't know Fuck I don't know Did I even sleep last night? Yeah I don't think you did I don't even know how this stuff works
Starting point is 00:12:49 Alyssa was asking me How does this know all this Like your respiratory rate and all that I'm like I don't know It just does I trust it I mean Scott Stallings uses it If Scott Stallings uses it
Starting point is 00:13:00 I mean I'm fucking in Yeah He is the most yoked golfer on the PGA Tour. So are you a better sleeper than me? Here's my problem. Here's what I was getting at. I don't think I am because this entire quarantine, I've been staying up till midnight playing Call of Duty.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Yeah. And somehow I'm able to turn it off and go to bed immediately, but I'm still going to bed about an hour later than I normally would. And it's all because I'm going to put this on KJ. KJ doesn't get on till he's a, he's the only other member of the sizzle squad. He doesn't get on till 10 o'clock or after. And so I'll hop on about nine 45 and then we'll play for a couple hours. And depending on how it's going, like we might let it ride. It might go 1230. See, I don't, I don't do the late night gaming. You shouldn't. It's not, it's go 1230. See, I don't do the late-night gaming. You shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:13:45 It's probably not healthy. Yeah, I don't know why, but I always get it done early, between like 6 and 8, and I play a couple games of FIFA or something, and then I just turn it in, and I'm done. Yeah. I'm not trying to – I don't want to stay up super late. I also get tired – I've been getting really tired lately of playing FIFA for more than like two games, and then I'm like, all right, I'm'm over it i'm still not going to join the call of duty gang just yet but
Starting point is 00:14:08 these dudes who play for five plus hours i i could never be that guy no no do they have the ps5 uh like stuff comes out tomorrow really yes we're gonna get a ps5 i will be pre-ordering one for myself i just want to put that out there. I don't care how much it costs. Okay. Catch me getting a PS5. We are. Hey, can we announce what we're doing to the office? Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:14:32 No better time than now. I love making big announces without Dylan. Yeah, dude. Screw Dylan. Yeah. Let's announce this, actually, because we have a lot going on. We basically gave Randy and Brett the keys to putting shit in our other office. So we have this little studio, and then there's a whole other wing of the office.
Starting point is 00:14:53 You can see it out the window here. Anyway, we're going to turn that into a lounge slash game room. We're going to have a TV. We're going to have a sectional couch. You guys familiar with those TVs? We're going to have, I don't know which gaming system yet, but we're going to figure it out. Can I just say, let's just get both?
Starting point is 00:15:12 I know. Let's just get both. You can get an Xbox for cheap. I don't want to say it too loud in front of everyone to get all, people are all horned up for it, though, so I haven't really been blunt about that. I'll just show up with the Xbox. You show up with the PlayStation, and we'll be like,
Starting point is 00:15:24 oh, dude, I already opened it, so we can't take it back. Because if anyone tries to cuck this idea from us, it's going to be Dylan. He's going to be like, let's just get one and just play cross-platform games. No, Dylan would want to get an Atari or some shit. Dude, let's throw back old school. Yeah. So yeah, no, we're going to be, I don't know when this is all going to be done,
Starting point is 00:15:40 but I would say in the next couple weeks, I think we're all ready to pull trig on all this stuff. Yeah. We also have just been would say in the next couple weeks, I think we're all ready to pull trig on all this stuff. Yeah. We also have just been hanging stuff in the office, too. You guys saw the skis out there on our Instagram story, at circlingbackpod. Dude, have we posted the old sketch that's out there on the wall? No, we can't, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Why? Because conflicting sponsor alert. Conflicting sponsor alert. It's vintage exception. Yeah, that's fair. I just don't know. We can put like, we can do like the emoji face over it like people do when they don't want their kids to be seen in photos that they post on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Like what Landry did when he posted Dan Bilzerian's thing. Yes. He just covered up his friends who liked it. I respected that. Yeah, why did it? You didn't want to out him, dude. It's not the worst thing to like. I mean, there's way worse stuff you could like.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Yeah, but if I see someone like a Dan Bilzerian post, it's kind of in the same vein as if I see a dude that I know who's got a wife and stuff liking an Instagram models post. I'm like, dude, just move on. It's like, you're married. Why are you liking this 21-year-old Instagram post from Australia? Just stop, dude. What are you liking this like 21 year old instagram post from australia like it's just stop dude what are you trying to accomplish with this oh uh dave you had an anecdote does this require dylan's presence for it i mean i would like him
Starting point is 00:16:57 to be a part of it okay that's fine i think he's here he is he's back he's back i think that had to have been a two for the homie right that was quick too yeah that's true a do I do I do look who's back back again you just missed us giving the new office update Dylan but welcome back to the studio good good for good to have you back uh yeah thank you sorry my sorry to step out my son had to uh poop oh and um last time he let Brett know he had to pee, Brett had no problem helping him, which I appreciated. That's doo-doo, baby. But the poop situation, Brett didn't want to take that on,
Starting point is 00:17:35 which I understand. What update did y'all talk about? I don't worry about it. Don't worry about it, dude. Let's just move on. Okay. Talk about the setup in there? No.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Yeah. Okay. Cool. What was it, actually it actually yeah i'm excited for that to happen dave hit us with that hit us with your anecdote dave wouldn't tell us what this was before the podcast by the way he just said put dave anecdote on there so i went and got my car washed and detailed yesterday oh wow flex on i had had a bunch of Randy here. It had to happen. Yeah. Well, it is nice. You should see it. It looks brand new. Um, so went through that process. It was fine. I'm inside waiting. Um, there's a little waiting room while they detail your car and they've got like chive TV or some shit on. Oh no, actually they have chive TV and then they
Starting point is 00:18:21 changed it to Red Bull TV. I didn't know that was a thing. Did it give you wings? Red Bull TV is tight. Red Bull's tight. Yeah. The brand, not the actual drink itself. Right. So I'm in there, and I'm wearing the mask. And this isn't the lead here,
Starting point is 00:18:37 but there's a couple people in there just casually going no mask, and they were real cocky about it. Like, they were kind of like, there's two people in there with masks in there with masks myself included and like there's this one dude who's just like got his airpods in no mask and he's like taking up all this room and you could tell he knew that we were like a little bit like oh you should be wearing a mask you know whatever it's fine it's texas right this guy's probably a cowboy probably goes to to cowboy church. Well, I get up. The lady comes in. She's like, hey, your car's done.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Jeep? I'm like, yeah, it's me. So I drive a Jeep. Sure. Great Cherokee. It's out there. I don't want people thinking I drive like a – This guy's a Jeep guy too, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:19:15 Well, no. Listen to this. So a different guy, older guy, probably about 50, he follows me out there. And he approaches. The lady hands me my keys and i'm like about to get in and he's like hey man can i get you for a sec and i gotta turn around i'm like and he's like first of all he's too close yeah even in a non-covid world he was too close because like he was on the side of my car and like i was like what's this dude doing why is he approaching
Starting point is 00:19:41 me yeah and make no mistake i would have whipped this guy's ass but it didn't come to that he's like hey necessary for just getting too close well no no at first i thought it was going to get weird because it's the way he was like he was acting a little strange he was like hey man really um really like this car i was like oh thank you so much man he's like what year is he asked me all the questions and i'm telling him he's like asking the make and the model and all that and he's like and yeah and he got the you know these wheels they come stock on i'm like yeah he's asking a bunch of questions and he's like he's like yeah man i've been looking at getting one of these man he's like but i'm thinking about getting like the upgraded package i was like oh okay sick dude oh and i was like yeah man i don't know he's like which one is this i was like honestly i can't. Sick, dude. And I was like, yeah, man. He's like, which one is this?
Starting point is 00:20:29 I was like, honestly, I can't remember if it's like the Alpine or the Altitude. I don't remember. I genuinely don't remember. And it doesn't say. It's not like there's not an emblem on the back. And he's like, oh, cool, man. He's like, yeah, like I said, man, I was looking at this or a Jag. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Why are you flexing on me so much? Dude, you do it. All right, man. I get it. You're doing well. Yeah, chill, dude. Dude, the upgraded version. The upgrade. That's such an unnecessary comment.
Starting point is 00:20:48 I was like, dude, you didn't have to say that. Dude, so I was driving two days ago, and I was alone in the car, and I was taking a turn. I was driving back from the office. I think it was Monday. And I was turning by Westlake High School, and this dude comes tearing around the corner in pretty much the exact same car I have, Q5. And the dude throws me a quick – You got a Q5 wave.
Starting point is 00:21:11 A Q. I was like – I just wanted to slam on the brakes, turn around, and follow him and be like, dude, we're not doing that. No, you're doing it. It's a Q wave. No, I was like, we're not doing the Q wave. Dude, that's tight. It's the Audi wave. I thought it was so unnecessary, but I did it right back to him, and I was disgusted with myself.
Starting point is 00:21:25 No, dude, you have to. Are you more inclined to let someone in your lane if they drive the same car as you? No. Like give them preferential treatment on the road in any way? Honestly, if someone has the same car as me, I'm kind of annoyed. I'm like, all right, get off my swag right now, please. Okay. What, you just letting in?
Starting point is 00:21:43 What do you drive? If I do, it's subconscious. I don't think I do. If you see, like, another F350 out there, you let them in. Only if they're on 38s or plus. You guys roll call together. Yeah, oh, yeah. Just take up both lanes.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I mean, you got to. Just roll and call on all the hybrids. That's you. I love taking my F350 to the studio and to the gym, and that's pretty much it. Yeah, my man is getting the upgraded package, that or the Jag. All right. Jags are trash, by the way.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I'm like, dude, that's a very different vehicle. Like, the Jag is a very, very high-end vehicle. I don't know why it would come down to that or a Jeep. Like, what's your problem, man? I'm just trying to get my car cleaned. Yeah. There was a dude selling a Jag for like five grand in high school and my dad was like you should you should just take out a loan and get to get the jag when i was like 16 love that and i was like what no
Starting point is 00:22:35 how about you just buy me the jag yeah i was like what no i'll just drive this 95 subaru legacy that i get got handed down from my sister is that that okay? Yeah. Yeah. Drove that thing into the ground. It was swag. I get the updated, the upgraded version. All right. It was. This dude's going to have like TV in the headrest and stuff. It's like saying, I'm going to get this one, but I'll probably spend more money than you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Yeah. Which is, I mean, that's fine if you're going to do that. It was just not a necessary detail for our limited interaction. No. I feel like he could have just been like man looks really cool man let me might have a I thought dude he's asking so many questions I thought he wanted to like test drive it it's like you were driving some super I was there's many yeah I've seen my exact
Starting point is 00:23:15 vehicle I've seen like five of the exact one passed by seven on the way Lotus on the way to the car wash yeah right yeah no it's just a Grand cherokee man it's driving a 67 ferrari or something he's like this you're he wanted like the history of me with jeeps like that's your first one i was like uh and i told and i went with it i was like actually my first car was like an 89 cherokee yeah he's like oh wow man he's like that was a cool car i was like well it wasn't that cool because the fuel pump was fucked up so So if I turned too sharp, it would just turn off. So it wasn't that cool. That's a true story. That thing, it did look cool.
Starting point is 00:23:49 And I did ruin it by putting 12s in the back and it just rattled. Oh, I hated people. I was a rattle guy. Yeah. And yeah, if I turned, we finally got it fixed. But if I turned too sharp, like it would fall out. All of the gasoline would go to one side, and it would just shut off. I'd have to restart it.
Starting point is 00:24:09 It was a real problem. That's not great. It's pronounced gasolina. Ah, yes. Yeah. Dame mas. Due. Due.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Well, I'm sorry. You got flexed on. That was my anecdote. Is this next segment a new segment, or is this just specific only to today? Is this a new segment alert? It's called Guess What's Trending. New segment alert. Guess what's trending.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Oh, wow. Let's cut that. Guess what's trending. Cut that. Way down top. Bang! Bang! Guess what's trending on Twitter today.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I don't even know where. Why was that the Mentos song? I don't even know where... Why was that the Mentos song? I don't even know where you're going with this today. What's trending, Dave? Guess. Wow. Maybe this will help. Guess what's trending.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Guess what's trending. Oh, is this about a movie? Twister 2 is trending. Life is a movie, though. Damn. Twister 2. That's hard to say. It's trending.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Dude, yesterday was a movie. Was it? I've never seen Twister 1. Does that need to be in the stream room? What? You've never seen Twister? Dog. Nah.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I was scared of thunderstorms when I was a little kid. Shaking my head. Oh, my God. You got to embrace it. My parents weren't down with me. Helen Hunt? PSH? Dude, we talked about this.
Starting point is 00:25:35 PSH. VP? Rest in peace? Both of them. PSH might be my favorite of all time. I don't think they're actually making it, and I don't know how this stuff gets going. It's just one person talks about Twister 2, then everybody sees it and piles on, and people are like, wait, are they really going to do this?
Starting point is 00:25:52 But they cannot make Twister 2. Why? Because Bill Paxton is deceased, and Philip Seymour Hoffman, not a main character, but a fringe character and a notable one, is also passed away. I forgot we lost Bill Paxton. We did. People forget. People do.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I mean, I literally forgot. I can't believe you don't know the joy of out running on foot and an EF5 tornado and surviving it by taking your belt, unbuckling it and buckling it over the outdoor piping system and just kind of riding out the tornado as it goes directly over you. Dylan, didn't you call your dorm room the indoor piping system? Yeah, I did, and it was crazy, man. Those were different times, though. You know who else was in Twister?
Starting point is 00:26:35 I always forget the guy's name. Kamen from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and also he was in. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was in Succession. Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck. I thought you were going to want to talk about Gone with the Wind getting taken off HBO Max
Starting point is 00:26:50 because everybody was watching that anyway. Did you see that? No, I did not. They took Gone with the Wind off of it. Did it get canceled? Yeah. Gone with the Wind is officially canceled. Re-canceled.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I know nothing about the movie. Can you explain why? Because of the racial undertones? Yeah, I believe there are some very racially insensitive things given the fact that the movie was created in 1939. It's created in 1939 and it's about the Civil War. Yeah. They probably didn't get it right.
Starting point is 00:27:15 All I've heard is that it's a terrible movie and it's just really long, so there's no way that I would have ever watched it in the first place. Isn't it an all-time classic movie? People are widely beloved? But if we saw it today, we'd be like, this movie legit sucks. Right. I would think that.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Dylan would absolutely, regardless of the merits of the movie, he would think it sucks. Maybe we should review it for the stream room. How many minutes does Dylan make it into Gone with the Wind 1939? 16. 17. That's fair. I'm asleep before the credits are even done. It gives me I would hate it vibes for sure.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Guys, I have an update. I'm getting texts from uncles in New York trying to get a golf thing together. And I just don't want to jump into it. Dude, I'm getting the exact same text from a buddy trying to get a golf thing together. And it's making me giddy, but it's also stressing me out because I'm like, oh, he's going to be like, dude, why why isn't will responding is he not excited about this idea yeah my dad my dad is now side texting me asking me why i haven't responded that's a fair fair question like they just sent this 15 minutes ago i'm working dad daddy i'm working poppy i'm working
Starting point is 00:28:19 will you respond to your dad with that and see what he's not calling last weekend was supposed to be my tory pines trip that we had to cancel. COVID. That's tough, man. Wow. I didn't realize Torrey Pines got canceled as well. It was like 68 degrees there Saturday. Gross.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Sunny. Dude, that's okay. San Diego's pretty lame. Today is going to be like 92, but it feels like 60. It's going to be good. It's a good 92. I went to the pool yesterday afternoon because when I saw that it was going to be the hottest day of the year up until this point, I was like, well, I'm getting a pool reservation. By the way, they botched that forecast.
Starting point is 00:28:51 A pool resi. Well, I mean. They're off by like six degrees. When I was out there, I checked my phone. It was 101, and I couldn't escape the heat, and I ended up having to leave early because I was just so damn hot. A little front blew through, and the humidity. It got down to the 60s. humidity is gone for the most part. It feels great outside. Anyway, I'm sure people love it when we talk very geographically specific climate.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Yeah. You know? Yeah. That they absolutely cannot relate to. How is Crystal Ball doing in Michigan? Has it gotten there yet? It's hard to say. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not really well versed with Crystal Balls just in Michigan. Has it gotten there yet? Hard to say. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:26 I'm not really well versed with crystal balls like just in general, so I don't really know if it's gotten there. I see what you did there, man. Yeah. That was tight.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Man, I really had no idea that you'd never seen Twister. Yes, you have, dude. I've said it on this podcast numerous times.
Starting point is 00:29:39 You really think I listen? In third grade, my parents and teacher decided that it would be good for me to stay after class for like an hour once a week so that I could do like a research project on thunderstorms so that I would become less afraid of them. Dude, don't let this affect your performance in here, but when we leave here, we're going to whip the shit out of you for not seeing that movie. No offense.
Starting point is 00:29:58 No, it's fine. We can do Twister for the stream room because it'll be good to have movies that some of us haven't seen before, you know? You know, man, your whoop's gonna be really active. You're gonna sleep good tonight because you're gonna be in a fucking grave.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I don't think this is just. I don't feel like I should be getting beaten up because of this. Yeah. That's probably fair. That's a good point. I always did have
Starting point is 00:30:17 a minor crush on Helen Hunt, though. I was a big fan of hers in As Good As It Gets. Really? Yeah. I liked As Good As It Gets. She was in Cast Away. That movie actually, you could probably justify canceling As Good As It Gets as good as it gets. Really? Yeah. I liked as good as it gets.
Starting point is 00:30:26 She was in Cast Away. You could probably justify canceling as good as it gets because Jack Nicholson is so... I think he's both racist and homophobic in that movie, unfortunately. Not great. I think he turns a corner at the end,
Starting point is 00:30:36 but I still think that you could probably justify canceling it early on. I was a fan of Helen Hunt, but I always liked her brother Mike better. Yeah? Mm-hmm. What's your problem, man? Come on.
Starting point is 00:30:48 You're over here threatening Will's life. Yeah. No, you said he was going to beat me up. You said I was going to sleep well. I was going to give him an old-fashioned ass whooping. Well, yeah, because Dylan was going to... You're going to bury me with my whoop band? Dylan's going to kill you.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Just an old-fashioned ass whooping. You're going to put him in the six feet under, man. What? I'm going to be buried with my whoop band, and Sally's just going to be there holding my phone, just watching my no heartbeat? It's so depressing. Damn, Will, are you just looking for any signs? Damn, I'm gonna be buried and like with my whoop band and Sally's just gonna be there holding my phone just watching my like no heartbeat it's so depressing you're just looking for any signs she is she in the whoop club too or she's still right you can probably see how many rings she got
Starting point is 00:31:15 close right yeah we can't I mean this the sleep thing that's what we're missing with this though you could probably down when do you charge it I charge it this morning like after you wake up you just well you try you don't have to charge that often like I had after you wake up you just well you you don't have to charge that often like i i had a i had the charging thing on here because it's just a little piece that you slide onto the actual band and i charged it for like 20 minutes today and it went from 76 battery to 100 battery okay and this will last me for the next four days okay it has reached the uh great lakes as a post-tropical cyclone,
Starting point is 00:31:48 which is actually Post Malone's original name. So there's just a bunch of crystal balls just floating in Lake Michigan right now? That'd be really annoying if you have a boat. Yeah, that's like a hailstone, but on steroids. Yeah. Imagine the cleanup from that. Is this going to delay my trip next month? Yeah, you're fucked. Yeah, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:32:05 It's not going to matter. Dylan's going to beat the shit out of you. Kill me? Can we talk about Manscaped real quick? Please. The reopening is right around the corner, and there's a chance that no one's seen your balls in a few months. Are you aware of this, Dylan?
Starting point is 00:32:19 Dude, tell me about it. Don't ruin your first post-quarantine date with a ball fro. Would you throw up to the first day of school without a haircut, Dave? I didn't think so. Yeah, Dave, answer the question. What's the question? Did you say, did I throw up on the first day of school? Dude, hard to say.
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Starting point is 00:33:17 No, not low-key. On the high-key. It's even got the crop preserver, which is an anti-chafing ball deodorant, which, Dylan, some people call that the dylan deodorant because it's something that you had a problem with oh i don't i don't recall having a problem with that there's people out there and they're like dude like why would i get a manscaped when i could just go like get like a cheap thing over here it's like well do you want to literally cut your balls open why did that person set us on like intern dennis yeah it was dennis who was saying that
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Starting point is 00:34:15 And I know this because I go to the gym. All right? I was going to say. I mean, clearly. Okay. It's like, what are y'all doing? No one likes that. No one likes that situation.
Starting point is 00:34:24 They should give us like a box full of Manscaped stuff, and we can just pass them out at the gym. Look, someone's got to tell them, and that's what I'm trying to do. Hey, man, notice your pubes are getting a lot out of control down there, sir. There's dudes sitting at their desks right now or sitting at their home office that they've created for themselves that are just sitting there beating themselves up. Like, damn it.
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Starting point is 00:35:02 That's 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com and use code steam your first date will thank you can we do something that i've been waiting to do this entire episode let's talk about this damn bear which bear you see that they had a rare white grizzly spotted in alberta oh i did see this this was this is one of those news stories that is on the tl late night and then i'm just, well, tomorrow just got a lot easier trying to find content. White grizzlies are almost unheard of per Twitter. Polar bears roam the Arctic, and the West Coast has the Kermode. Is that how you say it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Spirit bears, which is a variant of the black bear, and their numbers are estimated to be in the low hundreds. This thing looks tight. If I see this thing, I'm immediately thinking, oh, my God, it's a polar bear, right? Because it's a white bear. Yeah, it's a white bear. But I believe they're much smaller.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Still a terrifying animal. It's majestic. They are highly recommending that you need to leave it alone for its sake and for our sake. Experts hope you never see it per this headline. Why? Because if you see it, it might be too late. If you see it, you're in danger.
Starting point is 00:36:13 You've hashtagged SuperSage. Yeah, grizzlies are bad, man. Bad as in like, that's a bad mother. I'm surprised you guys have never seen this, a white grizzly before. This is essentially an English cream grizzly bear. No, it's not. Yeah. That's what people are calling them. It's a designer bear. This says
Starting point is 00:36:30 incredibly rare. That's cool. It says, at the very least, experts say packs of curious people can make it more challenging for the bear to move around and find food. At worst, the pressure from spending more time around humans could set the bear up for a dangerous confrontation, which could result in the bear being destroyed.
Starting point is 00:36:48 That's a weird way of phrasing that. I don't know why it would have to be destroyed. It kind of sounds like you're going to blow it up or something. Have you actually seen these before? No. They're incredibly rare, Will. I know. They said that they're in the hundreds.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I like this quote from the biologist. I mean, I get it. I am a bear biologist, and I'm super interested in viewing this white grizzly bear. It is definitely a rare animal. Okay. All right. Flex on us, Sarah. Crush that.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Do you guys want to hear about some of the bears that are in the area that are more celebrity bears around there? They've got one called the Boss, which is a 300-kilogram male. That one was born to run. He's known for his size and virility. David, he's doing Bruce Springsteen over here. I know. You can find that one on the back streets.
Starting point is 00:37:39 What are you doing? I think Dylan nailed it. I hate you, David. You shouldn't hate me. You should like me. You don't have to love me, but like me. Do you guys know about split lip i used to call dave that is that when your plastic cup that's in your cabinet like you've had it for 20 years and you want to throw it away and it like the little lip gets split no it's it's a bear in johnson canyon
Starting point is 00:37:57 one of bamf's most popular hikes it's another celebrity bear split lip did they name that after that like split lips what d's going to do to you after this podcast. That's right. Seriously. I was going to say, is this like Fat Lip by Sum 41? Damn, bears are cool, man.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Dude, that song really was just a microcosm of a generation. It's weird. Like, I do want to go to, I want to go to more national parks going forward. I think that's something that's... We should do Big Bend. So far.
Starting point is 00:38:28 You get to go through Alpine and Marfa and all that. I know, but dude, spending that much time in the car just sounds stressful. You need a PJ to get out there, man. That's probably not going to happen. I don't think we're going to do that. That's why it's not going to happen. Something tells me the squad's not going to be coordinated enough to go do that. Do you think Brett has said that he's seen this bear before
Starting point is 00:38:46 because he's spent so much time in Banff and stuff? You can see Vancouver from there, apparently. It's really amazing stuff. I like celebrity bears. Should we get one? Can you adopt one? What if we didn't? Instead of turning the other room into a media room,
Starting point is 00:39:05 what if we just turned it into a bear sanctuary? I feel like we're not zoned for that. It just doesn't feel like a smart play. Permits, the liability. We're just walking into the office every day with a bunch of food for it. I can't bring the homie here anymore if that happens. He's going to get ate up.
Starting point is 00:39:20 We'd have to kill a horse like Joe Exotic. It's topical. I'm still doing joe exotic do you guys see that tiger king no really funny on netflix oh i thought you're talking about did he kill a horse uh yeah was this in the in the in the documentary lady drop yeah it was that no might have been afterward he uh a lady was like i can't take care of this horse anymore so joe like adopted it and joe ended up just shooting it and feeding it to the fucking tigers. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:39:49 At least he shot it first and didn't just let it die a cruel, cruel death via tiger. I'm actually surprised. I mean, I'm surprised he didn't just toss it in there and tape it. The homie and I watched Jurassic Park yesterday again. They just dropped that cow down into the raptor pen. It's alive. It gets murked very quickly. No, it was the T-Rex.
Starting point is 00:40:13 It was the raptor? It was the raptor, yeah. The T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. The T-Rex wants to hunt. Yeah, well, they just dropped this cow down into the raptor pen and it didn't last a long day. What are those? What are those? to the raptor pen in the in the last long day.
Starting point is 00:40:25 What are those? What are those? What are we doing, man? God, he just wants to watch Jurassic Park every day. Dude, does he want to be on the stream room?
Starting point is 00:40:38 He loves dinosaurs, man. If he wants to be on the stream room, is it streaming on something like relatively free? Like, am I subscribed to something that this is streaming on, or do you have to rent it? It's on TV every other day.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I bought it on Prime for $3. Oh, you didn't spend $20 like the D-Man? Can I say I don't want to watch that? Why? I've seen it too many times. No, there's no such thing, dude. Once you hear the theme music actually kicking in, all of a sudden it's like, all right, I can settle in. The opening scene where that dude gets marked by a raptor, and then the guy goes, shooter.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Me and Parker have a funny thing going on. We keep saying that to each other, and he dies laughing. Dude, y'all should have a podcast. Dude, it's funny. Y'all are hilarious. I kind of want to get him in here just so he can say it, but he won't. There's no way. He'll freeze.
Starting point is 00:41:18 There's no way he's doing that. He'll freeze. I always liked the guy. I forget the dude. Newman. I always thought it was. I forget the dude. Newman. I always thought it was really awesome how he changed the shaving cream can into whatever the thing that holds. Oh, yeah. That was sick.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I always thought that was sick. And I remember actually going into my dad's bathroom and trying to steal his shaving cream and being like, all right, how can I make one of these for myself? I just wanted to show him. What were you going to smuggle? Dude, hard to say. Nudie magazines. And Newman really dropped the ball on that whole operation, didn't he?
Starting point is 00:41:49 Yeah. Many, many people died because of him. Things didn't go well. I just saw Randy enter the future media room with a fully extended tape measure. Oh, he's just fully torqued in there? Yeah. He's always fully extended. What is the dinosaur that killed him, the spitterophosaurus they called you that in college what was that
Starting point is 00:42:09 about yeah well my name is Dylan Dilophosaurus it kind of makes sense plus I you know spit on it spit on a bay okay geez Oh Pete you just spitting that venom out, man. Newman, I bet that was a tasty meal. Newman, you know? Yeah, good marbling on that one. He's like the Wagyu. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Newman's a great catch if you're a raptor. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Or a Dilophosaurus or whatever. Dilophosaurus. What's the homie's favorite dinosaur? Young Diloph. He loves the Triceratops because it's nice and doesn't eat other dinosaurs oh i got breaking news for him what recent studies have shown if they eat they'll tell you anything don't tell the homie that because he'll believe it i won't tell him and he'll be crushed yeah dave what kind of dinosaur it was your former Twitter photo in front of.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I just threw it so far back. The tuxedo photo? Yeah. That was at the Houston Museum of Natural Sciences, I believe, and it was a T-Rex skeleton. Okay. Interesting. How about that? Dude, Triceratops are just kind of like low-key elephants.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Or rhinos. Yeah. Rhinophants. They're slow-moving, gentle creatures. They're big, and they have horns, and he's into that. They can gore you. They may not eat you, but they'll gore you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Those are for defense. Those horns. Yeah. They'll D you up. They have three horns. That's why it's called a triceratops, you dumbass. They will D you up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:44 They're a three and D guy. You get them on on the offensive end they're just hovering around that three point oh yeah you can't get a shot out no they're not like you're they're not your go-to they can't create their own shot but like you dish it out from the paint unless you have like a dark fade away you can't get it over over that thing no because they're large creatures yeah dark's a seven foot jump shooter seven best greatest seven footing's a seven-foot jump shooter. Best, greatest seven-footing, seven-footing, seven-foot jump shooter ever. My lack of enunciation is rubbing off on all of us lately. We're trash.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Yeah. Split lip. Your old split lip. Shut up. I don't want to waste. That's not catching on what are those mine was better what are those
Starting point is 00:44:30 do you like how I just stared you in the eyes while I did it yes you tried to break but I wouldn't let you yes you guys see the Democrats
Starting point is 00:44:35 introduced a bill that prevents presidents from nuking hurricanes you hate to see that it sounds like the Democrats wow because they can't do that wow a house Democrat has introduced a bill that would ban presidents or other federal officials I see that. It sounds like the Democrats. Wow. Because they can't do that.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Wow. A House Democrat has introduced a bill that would ban presidents or other federal officials from using nuclear bombs in an attempt to alter weather patterns. Representative Sylvia Garcia, a Democrat from Texas, told the Washington Post in an interview published Tuesday that her bill was in response to a report from August that Trump had inquired about using such weapons against hurricanes. Trump later denied that report. Yeah. from August that Trump had inquired about using such weapons against hurricanes. Trump later denied that report. Yeah, my official stance on this is I hope the bill gets shot down because I want to see this happen.
Starting point is 00:45:11 They should nuke the bill. Oh, Dave. Wait, so you want them to nuke hurricanes? I just want to see what happens. I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right? A nurricane. Yeah. Nuclear hurricane.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Hey, what if it works? What if it works? All the millions of lives and billions of dollars. I feel like the secondary effects, the indirect consequences of doing such a measure would be catastrophic, potentially, for the environment and the world as a whole.
Starting point is 00:45:39 We just don't know, though. Now, can he still nuke a volcano? Like, if you found out Yellowstone was about to pop, like, oh, about to erupt. I feel like that could cause more damage if you were to nuke something like that. This says that a National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration frequently asked questions page states that a hurricane releases energy comparable to a 10 megaton nuclear bomb once every 20 minutes. What does? A hurricane? Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Wow. So I don't know if, you know, us just like trying to bomb these hurricanes is going to do much. I feel like we're kind of fighting fire with like a matchstick. I don't know, man. It's hard to say. Until we do it, we don't know, man. It's hard to say. Until we do it, we don't know. That's fair, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:46:28 I would like to hear like the scientific theory behind like how this could prevent a hurricane from or like kill a hurricane. You know what I mean? I don't think there is much science.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Like an atomic bomb, it splits atoms, right? Isn't that the thing with those? Dude, I don't know. Splits atoms? I don't know. So it just like eviscerates everything. Splits Adams sounds like some like rodeo clown.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Like some famous rodeo. Oh, Splits Adams over there. Splits Adams. Oh, Splits Adams. It's like the bull rushes him and he just does a splits and it just runs right over him. One of my good friends, his first name is Adams, which is typically a last name. Yeah. But it's his first name. Itams which is typically a last name yeah but it's his first name it's kind of cool adams yeah it's like multiple guys named adam but this is just one
Starting point is 00:47:09 guy dude did teachers always get confused like why is there only one of you dude where's the other adam it's like wills oh come on remember wills i do yeah he was too good for that show nuking hurricanes i mean it's fun to think about when i she said when i heard our president suggest that we needed to launch a nuclear weapon disrupt a hurricane my first thought was that that's a really dumb idea when we did the research we have found that others have thought that of that idea before was trump just like stoned laying in bed just like dude we should fucking what if we could do that he wakes up the next morning morning and he's like, I probably should have sent that text. See, I would like it better if he just did the giant box fan method.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Yeah, why don't we just get a bunch of them? Why don't we just get a bunch of those fan boats and just run those all the time? The guy talking about the jets, was that the other one? Pizza? No. Remember that crazy man who's like, let's just fly jets up there and reverse the wind flow with the jet engines. I like that idea just let's just fly jets up there and reverse the uh the wind flow with the jet engines i like that idea like it's just not it how many do you need to um i guess throw off the the natural trade winds you've got to think like uh 30 to 50 yeah that's a good number
Starting point is 00:48:19 is that a feral hog thing yeah what's like the butterfly effect if like Ashton Kutcher has like a hand fan and he blows it on the beach? It only involves Ashton Kutcher, yeah. That's what's weird about it. It'll blow away the... It'll like alter the course of the hurricane. Uh-huh. Like on the other side of the world. A butterfly flaps its wings in Idaho and then...
Starting point is 00:48:42 It's all connected, Dylan. Yeah, and then something crazy happens in New Zealand. Like a crazy game of poker in New Zealand. Three jacks and a pair of nines, dude. It always gets you. Somebody just loses their mind. Dude, it stinks. That was a crazy game, though, of poker.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Johnny doubles up. With a royal flush. What? No one saw that coming. It's a very rare hand. If I got three jacks and a pair of knights, I think I'm winning every single hand. Then Johnny just comes over the top, and it's like, oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I like the second version of that song. A decent game of poker. Subdued. I think someone won like 25 bucks, you know. I was on my AT&T cable thing the other day, and I was going through the channels, and it just said a crazy game of poker. I was like, that seems inappropriate. Did you click on it? No.
Starting point is 00:49:31 I miss home poker games. Those were fun. They were fun. I don't. They were fun, but I don't. Because you suck at poker? Because I just would always go four hours, and I'd want to go home, and I'd be down to the final three hours. And I'd be like, I'd want to go home. And I'd be down to the final three.
Starting point is 00:49:48 And I would just be like, dude, all in. Fuck. We would do it on the nights during the summer when we were tired of going out. It was like, all right, guys. We've had a three-day streak of going pretty hard. Let's just do a poker night and just have a couple beers. Wait it out. And yeah, sometimes it did get a little slow. But it was nice.
Starting point is 00:50:02 It was fun, man. It was nice. Oh, man. You're not invited to our poker game. Dylan and I are going to get a weekly poker game going. That's going to suck. Heavy hitters only. Y'all don't have anybody to play with.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Heavy hitters only. Drew's going to come take all y'all's money. Big boy stacks only, Dave. Drew's not invited. Then you wouldn't be going. Oh, come on. Medium boy stacks. Come on, dog.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Medium boy stacks. That's you. No one's doing medium boy stacks. Come on, dog. Medium boy stacks. That's you. No one's doing medium boy stacks. God. We're like halfway done with this run. I know. We got so much more. Let's talk about Hawthorne real quick.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Are you guys struggling to find a perfect Father's Day gift? Didn't Parks talk to you about what he was doing for Dylan? Ah, dude, no. Don't get your dad another tie. You don't need to do that. I mean, like, and you don't, like, you just no. Don't get your dad another tie. You don't need to do that. I mean, like, and you don't, like, you just don't need
Starting point is 00:50:48 to get your dad the same thing you get him every year. You can't just go to the store and get him, like, a book. I hope Barks is listening to this. Trust me. I made sure.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I was like, hey, please listen up around 15 minutes. You're going to listen to one. This is it. Yeah. I mean, you need to get some cologne for the guy in your life,
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Starting point is 00:51:07 It's thoughtful, personalized. There's premium ingredients. It's convenient to buy online and the packaging is luxurious. When you guys got this in the mail, when you opened it up, weren't you like, whoa, how much did I spend on this?
Starting point is 00:51:18 The package, yeah, well, we didn't spend any because they're a sponsor, which was tight. But the packaging is very clean. Yeah. And it's easy to do. All you have to do is take a quiz and some of the questions like they'll stand out to you and you'll just be able to filter in the information all of a sudden bing bam boom this isn't like a pop quiz and biology class i mean this it takes two minutes and it's really easy
Starting point is 00:51:38 to fill out yeah and it sets you up you know there's different kind of deodorants out there like some people like um they don't they don't want the metals or whatever. The aluminum. They want something more organic or natural. They've got that. They have several different deodorants. You can have one with aluminum. You can have that too. Aluminum boys. Stand up. Tin man. Like we said, all you have to do
Starting point is 00:51:57 is take the quiz. If you've got a significant other, like this is significant other, Father's Day, whatever it is. This is a great gift. I'm going to get my dad the gift of deodorant. They also have other stuff, too, Dave. You know that?
Starting point is 00:52:11 Yeah. Face cleanser. Shampoo. Do you see this face? Body wash. Look at it. It's a product of Hawthorne. It's a great face, David.
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Starting point is 00:53:00 that's h-a-w-t-h-o-r-E dot C-O and make sure to let them know that you heard about this through Circling Back. That's us. That's important. Don't forget to do that, guys. Make sure they know that it's from Circling Back. So we've got golf this weekend, Dave. Not us playing golf, but other people playing golf. Like professional people playing golf. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Colonial. So happy for Colonial. They're going to be the one that launches golf back into the mainstream here. That's pretty big. Should we go? We can't go. Oh, okay. I would love to go.
Starting point is 00:53:33 We've gone before. We had fun. Dylan, have you ever been? I have not. Sally's graduation brunch for her school was at Colonial. It was very cool. Really? I wanted to cop some merch.
Starting point is 00:53:42 They're having a big sale in the thing, but I didn't think it would be a good look if I walked into the graduation with to cop some merch. They're having a big sale in the thing, but I didn't think it would be a good look if I walked into the graduation with a bag of merch. I've got some action on this, by the way. Really? Oh, yeah. Is it a big boy stack or what? You're putting out medium boy stack vibes for sure.
Starting point is 00:53:56 No, I'm not. Look at him, dude. I got speed. He's too small. I got speed at 44 to 1. Oh, come on. Dallas guy. He plays well there.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Plays very well there. No one may benefit from the layoff more than him. Just give him a chance to completely reset. Clear the dome. Clear the dome. He might go out there. He's going to go out there. I'm going to guarantee a top 10 for Jordan Spieth.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Wow. That's a Dave Ruff guarantee. But this field is stacked. The only That's a Dave Ruff guarantee. But this is going to be, this field is stacked. Like the only names missing are pretty much the cat. No spectators, correct? No spectators.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Apparently CBS is going to have more mics on players so you're going to get, like in the match, you know, you can hear a little bit more banter. No, they're going to botch that. They're going to botch it.
Starting point is 00:54:39 You're right. Like any credit that they're getting for doing that, don't give them credit for it. I'm going to give them the chance though. Like I'm going to let them, I'm going to give them the chance, though. I'm going to give them a chance. I fully expect to be let down, but if we get to hear some caddy player convos, that'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Colonial is a fun course. It doesn't really benefit the Bombers, although Kepka, who wasn't playing great going into, I guess, starting the season off. I think he finished second out there the one time he played it. So we'll see. I'm excited. This is going to be fun. I'm going to be glued in. It starts tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Obviously, it's Thursday. And this week, it's been a weird week. Has this been one of the slower weeks? No. Oh. Yeah, slow-ish. Medium slow. We got the Bro Pack, as Golf World calls them.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Justin Thomas, Ricky Fowler, and Jordan Spieth. Oh, they've got to drop that name. I don't like that at all. Yeah, they've got to get rid of that. It's not the Bro Pack. That stinks. Bro Pack is not what we're doing here. That ain't it.
Starting point is 00:55:39 I found a typo. The next pairing they're talking about is Bryson DeChambeau, not Byerson. DJ and Justin Rose. That's a fun group too, although Justin Rose is kind of meh. How punchable is that group? Very punchable. Yeah. Although, dude, like –
Starting point is 00:55:53 I say that in an endearing way. I enjoy the bits. Does Bryson get more or less punchable with every pound of muscle he throws on? He bothers me. His whole approach to the game, life, I don't know. He's just annoying as shit. I still can't get over the straight-arm putts. What is it?
Starting point is 00:56:13 Stop. 270 is his goal. He's just swagless, dude. No swag. I like how his goal is 270 and my goal is the exact opposite. I'm trying to go 170. That's why he's an elite athlete and you aren't. 270?
Starting point is 00:56:22 Does he have a whoop in? He probably does, dude. No one dives deeper into the analytics than him. That's why he's an elite athlete and you aren't. Does he have a whoop, man? He probably does, dude. No one dives deeper into the analytics than him. That's a very fair point. There's no way he doesn't have a whoop, right? He probably just has one programmed into his body. He just got one surgically put into his wrist so he never has to worry about it.
Starting point is 00:56:38 You know there's a company that makes a ring version. I don't wear my wedding ring all that often. Maybe I should just get that one. I've heard good things about them. Yeah, so I don't wear my wedding ring all that often. Maybe I should just get that one. I've heard good things about them. I don't know if you guys have any action on this. I'm going to assume Dylan, like you said, will.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Small to medium-sized boy stacks. I put a big boy stack on Tiger. He's not playing in this. Who took your bet? Dude, I need to get my $100 back from Brett. It's a big boy stack. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Yeah, it'd be nice to have real golf back. Dude, we're about to have sports. Sports, sports. EPL starts a week from today. Can't get here soon enough. MLS came out with their 54-game tournament, which I don't care if you're a soccer fan or not, but this is essentially just like the American World Cup.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I can't believe each team is going to play 54 games. Seems like a lot, yeah. That's going to last a couple years. It's going to be tiring. My buddy sent me a text this morning that was just really excited about watching some EPL today. I was like, what? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:57:41 Only for him to realize that it was next week. I was like, thanks for getting my hopes up, dog. Munich plays today, though, Dave, so just get excited for it. Yeah, I know. Okay. It's in Germany, Dave. Who are they playing? No clue.
Starting point is 00:57:51 I think it's not even – I don't even know if it's Bundesliga. I think it might be some other, like, weird cup. Oh, the two girls? Yeah. How do you say two girls in German? Two girls. Two girls. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:58:05 It's been tough, know, it's tough. Obviously. Can we talk about TikTok cowboy men? Who's your pick? Give me your fucking pick for the tournament. Kevin Na. God, you're just cruising for a bruising today. Kevin Na.
Starting point is 00:58:15 He won last year. Did he? Yeah. Hell yeah. Back to back. That's a good pick. That's actually not a bad pick. Did he really?
Starting point is 00:58:22 I just saw his. I was looking at the tee sheet. I just saw Kevin Na. Kevin Na won good pick. That's actually not a bad pick. Did he really? I just saw his. I was looking at the tee sheet, and I just saw Kevin Na. Kevin Na won last year. He beat Tony. People came at us for the, when we discussed Kevin Na throwing the ball into the rough and complaining about it. Kevin Na, just to be clear, he still did that.
Starting point is 00:58:38 There's other guys that have done it, too, and posted very insufferable videos. Kevin Na definitely did this, though. I just don't want to be wrong. That's fair. I got distracted by the next Seggie. TikTok cowboy, man. I'm watching the video on silent right now. Dylan, give me your pick, dude.
Starting point is 00:58:53 I'm so tired of your trash today. Oh, gosh. Dude, pick Tiger. I forgot his first name. On. Ben On? Ben On. That's a good pick.
Starting point is 00:59:02 I think Dan's got money on him. Thank you, David. That's a great pick. Yeah, thank you, David. 55 to 1. I mean, yeah. It's a good value pick. It's a good pick. I think Dan's got money on him. Thank you, David. That's a great pick. Yeah, thank you, David. I think 55 to 1. I mean, yeah. It's a good value pick. It's a good fucking pick, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:08 I hope you're wrong, and I hope you put your entire livelihood on it, and you lose. I don't know why you would wish that upon me. You have to come crawling back to me and Will. Pretty sure we're friends. I don't know why you'd want that to happen. I just don't like the fact that you're just dicking around and not picking somebody. Been on, dog. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:24 I've been on, been on. Crush that, dude. I crush that. You know what? You know what's going to happen? Hit me with a bang. Hit me with a bang. Bang me.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Hit him with a bang. Bang me. I'm not banging you. Come on. We're going to go outside. Me and you are going to go outside to beat Will's ass. And right when you start throwing punches, I'm going to pull out a chair and I'm just going to hit you in the head with it.
Starting point is 00:59:44 And we're going to completely just beat your ass to a pulp. I'll give you $5 if you hit the bang sound bite. If you Venmo me $5, I will do the bang sound bite. Way down top. Bang! Bang! I just bang cucked you. Yeah, why'd you bang?
Starting point is 01:00:00 Oh, that was a freebie, too. I didn't have to pay shit. You got to pay me now. Oh, damn. Can I split it? I'll each get $250? Yeah, I'll take $bie, too. I didn't have to pay shit. You got to pay me now. Oh, damn. Can I split it? I'll each get $250? Yeah, I'll take $250. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Can we talk about TikTok Cowboy Man? Yeah, man. That's what it says on the run sheet. TikTok Cowboy Man. This guy is absolutely electric. Dave stands. I stand. The first...
Starting point is 01:00:20 I'm not kidding when I say this. When I was scrolling through my feed and I saw this video for the first time, whether it was yesterday or the day before, I legitimately thought it was T-Man. The first view, I was like, oh, my God, T-Man. And then I was like, oh, wait, this is some other dude on just TikTok. And so this guy, what's he doing? It says, patiently waiting for a man like this.
Starting point is 01:00:41 And it's just this dude in several different outfits on TikTok. Why do – hold on hey like why do uh like let it ride dylan okay i'm sorry his first outfit is just some some jeans a t-shirt this is the most t-man looking outfit he's got the cocky hat like going forward it looks like a rope hat it's not a rope hat, though. It's not? No. It's definitely, like, I don't know. His going out, his concert's outfit is absolutely ridiculous. He's got a backwards hat on, like, a flowy, big, like, linen-y looking shirt that's just unbuttoned pretty much down to his nipples. Yeah, he's putting off a vibe.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I stand this, dude. What concert is he going to? It's a vibe. Boys' night, though, he's wearing a black Carhartt tee and some absolutely massive Wranglers. This guy's name is Kale Underwood. Look, this isn't going to age well. Is it Kale or Cole? Oh, it's Kale.
Starting point is 01:01:35 Kale! Kale Underwood. Okay, this isn't going to age well. He's getting all this attention now. He thinks he's all tight. The ladies are loving it. He's 18 or whatever. He looks like somebody.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Why does he wear a Canadian tuxedo at a church with a black cowboy hat? He goes to Cowboy Church. That's Cowboy Church, yeah. Hey, Will. Cowboy. Rodeos is when he just brings out the big guns. I hate this guy. I'm going to pack in all my things.
Starting point is 01:02:05 I'm going to head out guns. I hate this guy. I'm going to pack in all my things. I'm going to head out west. I hate it. He has like, you can tell that he. He's a thick boy. Yeah, he's definitely like, he's definitely lifting weights in his high school gym. His parents' house looks dope. Okay, so someone pointed out this is like a, this is very specific, but this is like a $300,000 house in Cypress,
Starting point is 01:02:28 which is a northern suburb of Houston. And your money goes a long way in the suburbs of Dallas and Houston. That's where Mitchell is. This is like Frisco or something. Yeah. Frisco, Cypress. I was thinking suburb Oklahoma. More.
Starting point is 01:02:42 They bought this house, and there's rooms that they still haven't even decorated because it's so big. But it was just like, well, it's kind of a steal in this property. There's 100% of live, laugh, love somewhere in this home. He's got a six-point buck somewhere on the wall. T-Man did weigh in when we quote tweeted this. So if you guys want to see it, sorry. We quote tweeted this from a Circling Back account on Twitter at Circling Back Pod. man just said if team man comes up i'm unsubscribing did he like he knows i i almost tagged him in it when i first saw it and i was like no he's not going to be a fan of that wait
Starting point is 01:03:14 was there any mention of him did we talk about him at all in the tweets leading up to this no you can just he just had a guilty conscience on, just look at the first photo. It's T-Man. It's T-Man. Why, Dylan, what's your church hat look like, your church cowboy hat? Felt only to church, Dave. You know that. So that's, okay, and then rodeo straw? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. So formal kale is black felt. Dude, when he's just hanging out with the squad, though, he's got a chain outside the t-shirt. Dude, this guy looks like J.J. Watt. He looks like a Watt brother.
Starting point is 01:03:51 He kind of does. I have to say, I don't hate his boys' night fit. No, he's killing it. Dude, his concert fit is tight, too, man. He might want to tuck the chain in. I mean, if you're the country type, none of these fits are bad. It's just like why I do the video. It's just weird to me that these –
Starting point is 01:04:10 what I don't get about the country boy TikTok scene is that these dudes are dudes that definitely consider themselves to be manly men. Why do they love TikTok so much? Yeah, why do they love setting up a camera on their parents' dining room table and dancing in front of it? It's just so weird to me. At least he's not lip syncing. That's fair.
Starting point is 01:04:28 A lot of these country TikTok dudes. Yo, dude, but when he hits that, how insufferable is the hat flick that he's doing? They just set up the camera on the tailgate of their truck
Starting point is 01:04:36 in the middle of a field somewhere and they'll do some cheesy Luke Bryan song. Let me tell you this, when he hits that spin on Neon Moon, like it's over. The little jump he does when he transitions from rodeo to boys night, I can't really handle that.
Starting point is 01:04:54 You do that little jump all the time. David. That's how you always proposition us for a boys night. David, please stop. I just hate how he's like smiling and winking at the camera. Why does he keep flipping the bill of his hat? I don't know. It's kind of tight, though.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Stop. What kind of truck does this guy drive? Do you think he's ever rolled coal or rolled kale? He rolls kale. He drives a... I don't know. This poor guy. I didn't realize he was that young.
Starting point is 01:05:23 I thought this kid was 23. No, that's his parents. I want to say his poor guy, but he loves it. We're in a different section of the internet than he's in. I honestly think that his DMs have never been better for him. They are popping. Oh, I stan. He's an objectively good looking.
Starting point is 01:05:35 I stan Kale. I never thought I'd say this about an 18-year-old dude on a podcast that I co-host, but he's a good looking dude, and I can see him just absolutely killing it with the ladies everywhere. Oh, he's doing just fine for himself. We're just fawning over this 18 year old take talk sensation. Is that black t-shirt? Is that Carhartt?
Starting point is 01:05:55 Yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. And he definitely did not get like the, the Carhartt like collaborations one that costs like $90. That's definitely one of like the $15 ones on the site. And I also think that this is, this is a very non-wieldy freeze take if you buy the carhartt that's like the expensive brand the work in progress i think you're an idiot you can't
Starting point is 01:06:14 really see his boots but he gives me square toe vibes for sure oh good call for sure that's kind of an l on his part by not including the boot yeah what are you doing dog is his boot are you are you ashamed like what are you wearing down what kind of an L on his part by not including the boot. Yeah, what are you doing, dog? That's his boot gate week. Are you ashamed? What are you wearing down there? What kind of sneakers does he wear to boys night? This could have been framed. Does he go boots to boys night? He's down there wearing some Wolverines.
Starting point is 01:06:30 This could have been framed so much better. He's hiding them. That's right. He's wearing Wolverines. Steel-toe Wolverines. We're going to do a new fashion podcast. It's an offshoot of Club Cool, but it's just a little more country. It's just going to be called Steel-toe Boots.
Starting point is 01:06:44 I don't know. Boots for boys night. Boots scooting. Should we do the bread thing where we take him to get some boots? I don't know. Take him to get boots?
Starting point is 01:06:51 I don't know if Brett can handle boots. We need to force it on him. He's been wanting them. He talks about it all the time. Should we take him shopping like we're his dads? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Like taking him for his birthday? I'm going to buy a hat before I buy boots. Pick you out some new boots. You realize that, right? You're going to get a hat first? I'm going to get a hat before I get boots. Get a hat, bitch.
Starting point is 01:07:13 I wish I would. You actually would pull off a hat really well. I have a kind of like... I got it in Mexico, but it's cowboy hat shaped, and I actually love wearing it. The sun coverage is incredible. With that beard you have paired with a cowboy hat, that's a look. I was bummed.
Starting point is 01:07:26 I forgot to bring my hat to the rodeo this past week, and I was really bummed about it. I want to give out a special shout-out to everyone that slid in the DMs regarding how bulls start to buck after we talked about it the other day. I really do appreciate everyone reaching out regarding this. How do they start to buck? So they don't tie the nuts. do appreciate uh everyone reaching out regarding this how did they start to buck what's the so they don't tie the nuts they tie their feet and that freaks them out so the guy a guy told me to
Starting point is 01:07:51 imagine if you're taking your pants off and you just leave them at your ankles so their feet are tied and that's why they start to urinate but for for a section of our listeners who i kind of assumed would be like really mean to me about this everyone who reached out and DM me about this was very very kind about it and I appreciate that I kind of assumed that people like all the guys that listen to this podcast that go to rodeos just hate me they're only here for you too they probably they're probably more upset with us that we didn't know I wouldn't understand Dylan wasn't here so he's although you do I'm off the hook you're the only one here who has a family member who got into ranching. True.
Starting point is 01:08:27 True. Friend of the program, KJ, says, if 20% of our discussion doesn't focus on guessing the value of the house, someone might want to give up a real estate professional title. Of Kale's house? Yeah. This is a 4,400-square-foot big mansion in suburb Oklahoma. And if it were to go on the market today, they would list it for $395K.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Keep in mind what oil is doing. I bumped this one earlier. I keep hitting this. Dude, stop hitting the camera. I can't. I'm a wild man. $395K. Yeah, that's a good guess.
Starting point is 01:09:04 What if you find out this is in University Park, Dallas or something, Wild man. They're going to 95K. Yeah, that's a good guess. What if you find out this is in University Park, Dallas or something, and it's like it's just got a $2.4 million home? Then it's over for us. Kale's just fucking – Kale's just crushing it. We might as well just give washed media to Kale. It is his parents' house, though. Should we hire Kale?
Starting point is 01:09:19 Are we sure? He's 18, Dave. Kale's put up like one TikTok, and he's got 3 million views. Should we just hire him? Okay, is he getting those views? Because this is like a young lady's tweet of just recording his TikTok. He's not getting credit for them, no. But people still know who Kale is.
Starting point is 01:09:38 Kale? Kale Underwood is his name. All right, I want to see how many TikTok followers. What percentage of these 3.8 million views are people laughing at him? And what percent are girls being like, oh, my God, look how hot Kale is? I'm worried it's a very... I bet it's more like this kid's hot than people making fun of him. This kid's hot, quote unquote.
Starting point is 01:10:02 What are the chances he lives in Lubbock? What are the chances he's not 18 and this is just going to look real bad? What, like he's 14? Dude, if this kid's 14. That's a man. No, no, no, no. He looks like a grown-ass man. There's no way this guy was 6'4", right?
Starting point is 01:10:18 He looks like he just. No, this guy's putting off. He puts off like 6'1". It looks like he just accepted a scholarship to Oklahoma State to play tight end. Okay, because all I'm saying is that there was a Cale Underwood who played for Trinity Christian High School in Lubbock, and he was 6'4", 240. So, yeah, it's not this guy.
Starting point is 01:10:32 He's not 240. Dude, this kid might be – if he's 6'4", he could be 240. He's thick. Let me look up – dude, I actually remember this kid. I recruited this kid. He's got cake, man. I mean – This kid's getting a bid.
Starting point is 01:10:43 How did he not – if this kid looks like this and he played, how has he not got offers out here? He's getting a first-round bid. I mean, not everybody who's like... Not everybody gets an offer. Yeah, he might run a 5-4. Like, we don't know. He could just...
Starting point is 01:10:56 I mean, we know he can hit some dope two-step, but... Yeah, but he's a locker room guy. Yeah. He knows all the twirl moves on his two-step. Everyone knows that drip lasts forever and kale definitely is dripping oh this is the dude who puts on a show oh yeah it's a honky-tonk man he goes to cowboys red river he holds he holds you straight up i take it back dude he he goes to uh what is this you found him he goes to abilene christian university oh. He's from Lubbock, 227, 6'2", freshman, defensive end.
Starting point is 01:11:28 He lettered in football four years track and, of course, baseball. Totaled 16 sacks and 60 tackles as a senior. How many dingers did he drop? He looks like Leighton Vander Esch. I think this is the same guy. Is this the same dude? Yeah, that's got to be him. Yeah, that's probably him. That's him it there aren't that many kale underwoods
Starting point is 01:11:48 out there this makes sense if that's his home in lubbock then yeah it's i stand by what i said yeah just move oklahoma to texas and we're good i feel better knowing that he's a college a collegiate athlete yeah athlete and it kind of changes my it kind of changes my um perception of him doing the tiktoks because i feel like college athletes love tiktok he's gonna walk on at tech here next year what you think he was just going like you think he's you go and then maybe he wants to get back home you know what's he point, D-end? Yeah. Like, what? I just.
Starting point is 01:12:28 He's, okay, he's not. What are the chances Cale listens? Was he a three-star? He's kind of got dumb face a little bit. Oh, be nice. Okay. Be nice. What?
Starting point is 01:12:35 Be nice. Whatever, let's move on. What is it? He's 6'4"? Two. It said 6'4 in his high school thing, which they definitely gassed those numbers up. Yeah, tell me about it, man. We've had that problem. Yeah. Should we do this weekend in fun?
Starting point is 01:12:48 Yeah, it's fine. Uh, yeah. I guess I'll start. It seems too soon in the week to be doing this weekend in fun. Why? Because. To me, it feels more like a Tuesday than a Wednesday right now. Well, folks, I have nothing on the books
Starting point is 01:13:03 for this weekend. Nothing. And I mean nothing. It's going to be somewhat nice. It'll be hot outside, but I wouldn't mind stepping out to do something. It's not going to be oppressive heat. No, it'll be 94, 95. It'll be hot, but it's not going to be like, why did we do this? I'm down to step out and do something, if y'all are.
Starting point is 01:13:24 I haven't played golf in, I don't know, it feels like five years. Playing golf Sunday. Oh, have fun. Take care. Thanks for the invite, man. Well, didn't get that text. That text didn't come through. Oh, man, I guess my phone was broken.
Starting point is 01:13:36 I guess so. Yep. Hate that. Too bad, dude. Yeah, so that's my weekend. I have nothing. That was sick. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Very exciting stuff from Dylan. Thank you. Yeah, the only thing I've got on the agenda is That was sick. Nothing. Very exciting stuff from Dylan. Thank you. Yeah, the only thing I've got on the agenda is I'm playing golf Sunday. Who are you playing with Sunday? Actually, a listener hit me up. Wow. A listener who has a mutual friend who we know. Maybe he owns a bar on Rainey that we love.
Starting point is 01:13:59 This is messed up. They hit me up, man. To be honest, I don't want to play anyway. I can't even play Sunday. It's out there. It's like 40 minutes out there. Playing a late man. I don't want to – to be honest, I don't want to play anyway. I can't even play Sunday. It's out there. It's like 40 minutes out there. Playing Lake Cliff. I don't even know where that is.
Starting point is 01:14:09 It's not Spanish Oaks. What's the town? Lakeway? No, not Lakeway. Spicewood. Oh, okay. I don't know. Looks cool.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Drive through Spicewood, go into the ranch. I'll go – hey, I'll try to go – if y'all want to play, like, Friday morning or something, or y'all Friday free, go get on at Lions or something. I would be down. No, to be honest, playing at Lions just sounds awful to me lately. Why? Because the warmer it gets, the more that place just turns into a big dust track,
Starting point is 01:14:37 and it's just terrible. It's in good shape. I just played it. They punched them, like, a month ago. The greens are looking pretty good. I'm just not a Lions guy. Well, fuck. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:14:50 Well, let's go play Kaiser. I'd rather play Kaiser if I'm being honest. I just, Kaiser's just not well run. I agree. They're assholes. And like, there's a, okay, there's some young, the younger folks there are cool. But there's a couple of older dudes there who are just absolute pricks. Yeah, they're dickheads.
Starting point is 01:15:07 They act like they're on a beautiful country club. Like, no, you're on a muni course outside of Austin. Just chill out on your rules and stuff, man. Yeah. Yeah, the Rangers there, they'll just drive around and yell at you. But for some reason, I just like Kaiser more than I like Lions. Yeah, I gas up Dallas too much anyway, but let me just say, they need to take a page from Dallas. They know how to run city courses up there.
Starting point is 01:15:27 And you know what? Houston, I've heard good things too. It's tough out there. It's tough out there. I got really nothing this weekend. We've been kind of active the last two weekends just doing stuff, and so I'd kind of like to have an off weekend. And, yeah, I'm not bummed about it at all.
Starting point is 01:15:44 That being said, what I am bummed about is that our apartment uh has opened up the pool for eight people at a time but they are not opening it on weekends huh i'm worried that the thing is gonna be too competitive or it'll be too hard to like track because people are gonna be taking advantage at all on. At all on weekends? No. Yeah. At all. It's weird. We're taking our talents to Georgetown, Texas. Dude, you're outside.
Starting point is 01:16:12 What do you mean? I'm just talking about them. No, it's stupid. Just do the exact same thing that you're doing Monday through Friday. Whatever. I'm not going to talk too much crap about it. I've been very appreciative of using the pool, so I don't want to step on any toes. But I wish it was open on the weekend
Starting point is 01:16:25 because I want to get a dip in. That being said, Sunday, we're hitting Georgetown going to Sally's parents' house and we're getting our swim on. Sounds lovely. Yeah, I'm happy about that.
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