Circling Back - Zuckerberg's Cake & Efron's Dad Bod
Episode Date: July 20, 2020There was too much body slander on the TL this weekend which is why we absolutely had to discuss Efron's "dad bod" and Zuckerberg's ridiculous surfing photos from Hawaii. We also talk This Weekend in ...BBQ, Bryson's meltdown, whether or not Dillon has gout, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:01) Recapping This Weekend in BBQ (33:00) Efron’s "Dad Bod" (48:28) Zuckerberg Swag Surfing (1:06:02) Bryson's Absolute Meltdown Figs: www.wearfigs.com (STEAM15 for 15% off) Miro: www.miro.com/backers (FREE account with unlimited team members) Postmates: Download the app and use CIRCLING for $100 in delivery credits. Vizzy: To find out where you can purchase Vizzy go to vizzyhardseltzer.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is
will defriest am i right david ruff buongiorno class a i don't speak italian so you're gonna
have to say what's up with it that's what i'm saying okay what's up class, so you're going to have to say what that means. What's up, Witte? That's what I'm saying. Okay. What's up?
Class A?
Yeah, you're my class.
You're my students.
I'm a teacher.
I'm going to teach you how to stunt.
Stunt 101 right now.
You need to calm down.
You need to fucking do your homework.
You need to calm down.
You're coming in way too hot.
Sorry, you're coming in cold.
He's not wrong.
You're coming in very cold right now, Dylan.
But you learned Wim Hof breathing techniques for me one time.
You don't even know them.
Your blood has no oxygen in it.
My blood's doing just fine today.
Wait, is your blood seriously lacking oxygen?
I have the proper, whatever the proper amount of oxygen is in the blood,
that's the exact amount that I have.
We'll see.
Yeah, I'm doing just fine, David.
We'll revisit this at the end of the pod and see if that holds true.
I didn't realize that I was sitting down with somebody whose blood was just completely unoxygenated.
Just deprived of oxygen?
Your blood lacks swag.
Again, I think my blood is doing great, but thank you for your concern.
I've got an announcement.
Exhausting talking to you guys.
What is it?
Thanks, Dylan.
I'm back on my Karoff homemade cold brew BS.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
No wonder you're such a dickhead today.
Oh, yeah.
Keep on rolling, baby.
Yeah, is that why you're so high energy today?
I got another announcement.
I watched three sets from Woodstock 99 yesterday.
Which ones?
Guess.
Limp Bizkit. Jimmy? Yes. Oh, 99,. Which ones? Guess. Limp Bizkit.
Jimmy?
Yes.
Oh, 99, not the original.
Korn?
Yes.
Kid Rock.
Rage Against the Machine.
You were two of three.
That's pretty good.
Why'd you do that?
Why'd you watch that?
I'm trying to remember what made me do it.
And I wanted to watch...
Okay, I thought of something funny from Limp Bizkit because
you can see
Diddy on the
side of the stage watching him
and that thought popped into my head yesterday for some reason
I was like I'm going to go back and watch that
and I was like oh yeah you can see Diddy on the side of
Rage too
he's wearing like a Kings jersey
I'm going to go back and watch that and then I was like I've got to watch Korn too
Korn comes out to blind and oh my god I'm going to go, but he's wearing like a King's Jersey. I'm like, I'm gonna go back and watch that. And then I was like, I gotta watch corn too.
Corn comes out to blind and oh my God. They, they burned the house down when they came out in Woodstock 99.
Gotta say, um, I feel like I wish someone would, um, re re release the video of the
concert footage without the, um, the crowd, specifically of girls taking off their tops.
Oh, yeah, it's grotesque.
Yeah, it's...
I'm surprised they haven't done some type of Netflix special or something like that about Woodstock 99.
It's been long enough.
It was a big enough cultural moment that you would think that they would do that.
Wasn't it kind of a disaster?
Yeah, and it all started with limp biscuit because limp biscuits performance
essentially took it from being like a normal music festival it's basically a riot destructed yeah yeah
and like i think i think fred durst actually gets to the point where he says something to the like
something to the effect of like burn it down burn shit down tear shit down and they did
very muddy if i recall. No, no.
That was 94.
94 was the mud one.
That's the one where Green Day is in the mud fight with the fans.
Oh.
Okay.
I don't have a lot of experience in 94.
Only 99 for me.
94, man.
Featuring an epic performance from Blind Melon.
Rest in peace, Shannon Hoon.
Rest in peace, Shannon Hoon.
Oh, yeah.
Always and forever.
Rest in peace, Shannon Hoon.
Yeah.
I did. melon rest in peace shannon hoon rest in peace shannon hoon oh yeah always and forever yeah i i did my favorite part of woodstock 99 was when fred dirsch decided that he was going to surf on plywood because that's when i was like things are escalating oh okay yeah and dude even
like that they show dudes crowd surfing and there's just people just groping i mean just
don't crowd surf man i'll never crowd surf never have never will i would like to crowd surf you know i've crowd
surfed how many pages put a lot of faith if you're gonna stage dive before you crowd surf you got to
put a lot of faith in the people down there i've never staged i but i've crowd surfed it's fun
have you yes where what was the occasion uh i've done it numerous times actually my first time was
at war are you my first time was at warp tour i. Who are you? My first time was at Warped Tour.
I don't remember.
I think it was to Less Than Jake.
Yeah, I think it was Less Than Jake at Warped Tour.
And then I did it once again at a concert.
I don't know.
I went to the same concert in the same weekend in Detroit and Chicago.
It was two bands.
I think you listened to a lot of these bands back in the day.
Anti-Flag and the Bouncing Souls.
Oh, dude, I love them.
Yeah, and so during the Anti-Flag set, I had someone hoist me up.
But I was also a clean 145 at that point.
Okay, so how do you start the surf?
You ask your homies to lift you up?
You ask the homies to lift you up.
Okay.
You tell people around you, like, I mean, I don't know if this is how everyone does it,
but we essentially told people around us, like, hey, I want to do it.
And then they would essentially just, like, we'd shove somebody up somebody up throw them forward and then everybody would just bring them throw them to
the front we crowd surfed my buddy out of a concert once because he was just smaller and
we were like all right like he he wants to get out of here yeah that's tight that's what we
should have done with sally at drake we should have crowd surfed her out get out of here see ya
yeah dylan how many patrons for you to crowd surf at the next meetup?
If we are at 6,000 by that time, then I will crowd surf.
But look, it takes a commitment from a lot of people involved.
The people there need to be willing. We could absolutely make it happen.
They need to be willing to surf me.
Hoist me.
We got some more surf talk later on.
No grabbing the peace, though.
Can I go ass down?
Yeah, but dude, that doesn't stop them.
Yeah, they can still reach up and grab some piece if they want.
Even if it's like incidental contact, you're like, dude, hey.
I'm not a piece of meat.
I only crowd surf.
I didn't have a cell phone on me or anything.
That just seems reckless in this day and age.
You've got to be holding onto that phone like mad.
You've got to video video selfie, right?
Yeah.
Like you're hanging out with the bears or something.
Yeah, exactly.
Uh-huh.
And Zuckerberg, he does a different kind of surf.
Oh, we'll get to that.
What is he doing?
Per the article, it's...
I got questions.
I do too.
Yeah, I have several questions.
We're going to get to that though
Like number one
Where's the wave
Dude
We'll talk about that
What the fuck
There's no wave
Dude he is a wave
He's surfing on
Just on calm water
Dude last night
Was a wave
Was it
It was a movie
Anyway
You guys want some
Programming notes real quick
Oh hey guys
First and foremost
at circling back pod i don't care where you go follow it just make sure you go follow it
twitter and instagram mainly also leave a review and five star rating we've been getting some
reviews lately and i gotta say i like the positive vibes from these people
like if you're yeah if you're leaving negative reviews you're just like you're just a negative
person being kind yeah there are a lot of people being kind that's good yeah the only people that
aren't are just very stuck on on one thing we talked about one time but you know they can they
can get over it i've always said it takes well you're so woke with your covet takes it takes
minimal effort to be kind yeah i've always said that be kind it's really it's really what i've
always said to be nice to people yeah no one the kind of dude who never rewound.
I always rewound.
No, dude.
You definitely didn't.
You get hit with a 250 charge, man.
I didn't want that on my shit.
I was rewinding, dog.
Did you ever have one of those movie places where you just had a movie for so long that
you just decided to never go back there?
I don't think it ever got that bad, but I was like a couple weeks late before
and just paid the $60 fee or whatever the hell it was.
We had a mom-and-pop video store that Blockbuster ran out of town, ran out of business.
It's very sad.
They were great.
We had Showbiz, and my buddy rented Half Baked and had it for so long
that we just decided that we could never go back to Showbiz because they would know that it was us.
No one remembers this, but Chuck E. Cheese used to be showbiz pizza
where a kid can be a kid.
Wow.
No, you're right.
I don't remember that.
It's important to know your history, Will.
It is.
You're going to act like you're a pizza connoisseur.
You've got to understand the roots of Chuck E. Cheese.
I don't think I am.
I enjoy pizza, but I wouldn't say I'm the most well-versed in pizza.
All right.
That's just who I am.
Also, every Tuesday and Friday
patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast
Tomorrow, we're doing the social network.
Speaking of Zuck.
We chose this before Zuck went
off.
Not knowing that Zuck was going to do what he did
but kind of like how
Kelly Preston, her passing last week
it kind of preceded our stream room.
That was an unfortunate coincidence.
We need to be careful with the movies that we choose.
I don't want to choose things with certain actors that I love,
because I'm worried that something weird is going to happen right ahead of it.
Do we have some kind of weird power?
No.
People are saying.
It's a coincidence.
It's a circling back bump.
Also, check out So Many Screens.
Yes.
J.R. Hickey, Kate...
Pat Nod.
Pat Nod.
Pat Nod. She texted me the other day after she heard me say that. I don't knowkey, Kate Patnod. Patnod.
Patnod.
She texted me the other day after she heard me say that.
I don't know how to say her last name, and she said it.
Did she give me credit for crushing it?
I crushed it before you did.
You heard me, and then you re-crushed it. No, I said it first.
No.
Don't pull the tape.
Don't pull the tape.
Pull the tape, bitch.
It's not that big of a deal.
No, don't pull the tape.
What would be the alternative pronunciation?
Patnoid?
I'd say pat-no or something like that.
Pat-no?
Like the D is just silent.
Either way, check out So Many Screens.
There's just so many screens.
I was on it last week.
You were on it.
Yep, we talked about...
What did y'all talk?
Yeah.
Palm Springs.
Wow.
Andy Samberg movie.
Whoa.
I have to say, kind of a delightful movie.
It's a quick rom-com.
Get in, get out, be tactical.
90 minutes.
Is he related to Ryan?
Do we know?
Ryan?
Ryan?
Ryan is someone we used to work with.
It's not Ryan, it's Ryan.
I don't know.
Hard to say.
Ryan Samberg.
It's an enjoyable movie, though.
If you like weddings and getting stuck in an infinite time loop,
boy, do I have a movie for you.
It's that one.
Well, let me say this.
I'm very excited.
I'm very excited to talk social network.
Oh, also check out Club Cool.
Yeah.
Ross is on last week.
Ross is on.
Ross is quite tickled by the Putin calendar we have in our office here.
He was tickled.
Quite tickled.
He's a tickle boy. They were in here going off. Like was tickled. Quite tickled. He's a tickle boy.
They were in here going off.
Like, I was out here working, listening,
and they were getting into scumcore.
Scumcore.
It sounds tight.
Is that what Dave wears in the show Dave?
Apparently.
Barrett explained it very, very well,
and I would try to do that, regurgitate it,
baby bird it to you,
but it would just wouldn't hit.
It would hit way too different.
I always welcome a baby bird from you, though, Dave.
Essentially, it's just like, yeah, there's some elements in it in Dave's style
because they were talking Dave.
Not me, not this Dave, and not Super Dave Osborne, rest in peace.
Dave Bird, I believe, is his name.
Yeah, little Dickie.
There's somebody here.
I don't know.
Is that the Xbox?
I think we just got an Xbox delivered.
Twitch.com.
Wow.
This is big for the squad.
Dave just really perked up.
This is huge.
He got to hop on them sticks.
Hook it up, Randy.
I'm more excited that the delivery came while we were recording, just solely for selfish
purposes.
It doesn't get stolen?
Yeah, of our packages just not going missing here.
We don't have the best history. Didn't we have something doesn't get stolen? Yeah, of our packages just not going missing here.
We don't have the best history.
Didn't we have something very large get stolen?
A desk.
A desk.
Dylan, didn't you order something for like 20K off Wayfair that got stolen?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Was it the Natasha desk?
I promise it didn't go to my house.
Promise it didn't go to my house.
I ordered the Todd.
Yeah, because all of them had corresponding female names.
I ordered the Todd. Yeah, because all of them had corresponding female names.
I ordered the Todd armoire.
Oh, that's great.
It's so funny to joke about child prostitution. Oh, look at Parks.
Parks perked up.
He's like, oh, I see it.
He knows what that is.
He wants to hop on them sticks, too.
He's wanting to know why don't you come out there and hook it up now.
Yeah.
Dylan, we could probably.
We'll not take this.
Just take the rest of the day off, dude.
You've earned it, dude. I want to talk Zuck. You've earned it with your. We're not going this. Just take the rest of the day off. You've earned it, dude.
I want to talk Zuck.
You've earned it with your...
We're not going to.
We're going to talk Vizzy.
You guys know what Vizzy is.
I have some news for you guys.
I had two, two Vizzys at the pool from 4 to 6 on Friday.
I had two on Friday night.
Dude, I was so happy.
Yeah.
Yep.
I led off with, I believe, strawberry kiwi.
That's it.
That's the flavor.
Dude, I've switched on my favorite flavor.
Are you guys ready for this?
You're on the strawberry kiwi grind now.
No, I'm not.
Oh, shit.
Nope.
I'm on my black cherry lime bullshit.
Really?
Yep.
I love it.
I love it.
I intentionally mixed them up the other day so that I could just have one after the other
to see what they tasted like next to each other instead of just going all in on one flavor I was so
pleasantly surprised with how much I liked black cherry and how much I didn't give it credit in the
first place my neighbors were out there at the park when I was drinking them and they're like
whoa are you drinking something with oscarola like yeah actually I am I could tell by the way
you're just like you've got a little energy about you.
When they saw you like holding the one,
were they like, hey, do you guys have three other bold
and refreshing natural flavors with antioxidant vitamin C?
They did say that, yeah.
They were just like so inquisitive, I bet.
Really?
Dude, it makes sense.
Quite a scene at your park, man.
There's just so many, I actually had this problem this weekend.
I was like, man, I don't know what I want to get
from this barbecue place.
Like, should I get, actually, we should table the barbecue talk dave and i can talk about that in a second
but i was like man should i get like sausage or should i get brisket and i was like wait why don't
i just get it all well i just because i got that busy mindset it's like why can't i have everything
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Should we talk about this weekend in fun, boys?
I would like that.
Okay.
I mean, Dylan always sorts his own.
Yeah, I had parks all weekend, so that was great.
Still quarantined.
Still just doing the stay-at-home, you know, playing it safe.
You should probably do that for the rest of 2021.
Or 2020, I mean.
Why?
Until 2021.
You don't want to hang out with me?
Nah.
I'm getting real sick of it,'ll tell you that makes sense i sent a text to y'all that weekend saying that i would kill just to get some beers with the lads tonight but that's just not in the
cards at the moment you got to play it safe especially with with your trip coming up and
all that after the trip's over i will say that i will be more open to having backyard beers
yeah i'm not gonna like be be going to bars and stuff.
No, no.
We literally can't right now.
Yeah.
But I'm going to be more open to it, Dylan.
I'm not trying to belly up at Woodrow's, but I do just want to go get a beer.
I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm.
I'm not sorry.
That's just what I want to do.
Anyway, the weekend, the homie and I, we got a fantastic swim off yesterday.
Did he do any dope things into the pool dude he's getting really good he's getting really
good at swimming I'm proud of the kid just jumping in with no fear now he's
thirsty he just told me from through the window yeah dude he's trying to he heard
the busy read he was like yeah he doesn He doesn't want a Vizzy. I know. Hold on.
That's all.
I didn't mean nothing really.
I hung out with Stella.
My dad came over yesterday, brought us some barbecue from Valentina's.
Really?
So whole squad had barbecue this weekend, eh? Very, very good.
Great spot.
What'd you get?
Pork ribs and brisket.
That's the one-two punch that I fuck with.
And beans.
It was all very, very good. I thought you only ate Goya beans
He got the lean brisket, but it was not lean
Even the lean is quite moist
Hey man, I don't like these people hot-rodding through this parking lot
Dude, our parking lot has a lot of people going fast
What the hell was that?
It's not great
I didn't know Dylan was a lean brisket fan
Is he just robo-tripping?
I'm just wondering.
I always go for the in-between cut if they offer it.
Like Rudy's?
I didn't even know that's an offer.
Yeah.
I don't really care, honestly.
I'm a big fan of the fat.
Give me the fat.
I used to say I used to be a lean guy because I thought the fat upset my stomach.
And then Sally's dad told me that it was all mental and that I should just stop thinking about my stomach getting upset when I eat brisket.
And weirdly, ever since then, your boy's back.
I think he misunderstood what he was saying.
I think he was saying, it's mental.
It's mental.
It's mental, mate.
Yeah.
So now I'm just a fatty brisket boy.
Yeah.
Dude, good job, Dylan.
Shut a door one time, Dylan.
You're really crushing today.
Fucking carpe diem.
Weren't we just talking about how that fixed itself, that door?
Our studio door doesn't stay shut, which is really convenient when you have a studio that needs to be soundproof.
Dave and I had some barbecue together this weekend.
How does that make you feel, Dylan?
I don't care.
We didn't actually eat it together.
We were just at the same place at the same time picking up barbecue to bring back to
our respective homes.
I know.
Otherwise, you would have heard it from me.
I know.
I made a point of saying that it was a great five minutes just to put out the vibe to all
of you that Dave and I didn't actually hang out because I didn't want people to be upset.
Y'all would have caught hands.
It would have been on site.
Have you had the barbecue before you went there? No, it's one that's always recommended.
I think the reason I have not is because it's on the east side of town.
I try to avoid any interaction, even crossing
over of I-35 just because it's just a pain in the ass. How was it?
It was fantastic. Their brisket is among
I've not had Franklin's,
but it is among the best I've had in Austin.
If you're visiting Austin and you want to get some barbecue
but don't want to wait all day for Franklin's,
a little barbecue is the best option for you.
It is so good.
It's just a small, like slightly small notch under Franklin's.
Do you want my take?
Yeah, fine.
It's really, really good.
Yeah.
Wow.
I actually like Terry Black's more, and it's mainly because of their pork rib.
Okay.
So that's my official take.
Like, I'll go to either, but because Terry Black's is so much closer to me
and I like their pork rib more, I'm probably just going to keep going there.
But if I'm on the east side, I want some barbecue.
The barbecue's getting hit up every single time. Yeah, it
slaps, man. We should just do a barbecue
tour of Austin, Texas. We should do a barbecue
podcast. Actually, it's not the worst idea for us to do a
barbecue tour of Austin.
I would be so... No, no, no, no.
Better idea. We need to
do a burger challenge. Yep, yep.
It's a joke for three.
That's my mind exploding from that idea.
That was brilliant.
I do want to get Franklin's, and they are making it a lot easier to get to go.
Franklin's is like you said.
You've got to wait.
It's expensive.
Whatever.
You've always been able to order ahead of time.
And by ahead of time, I mean weeks.
Here's the move that you have to do no matter where you're getting your barbecue.
Okay?
Hear me out.
You always over-order on brisket, and here's why.
You've got to make the egg, brisket, scramble, or breakfast taco the next day.
It's just greatness.
You cook the eggs with it.
It's just like the fat cooks together.
I threw it in some foil and let it all sit there then i heated up some tortillas yeah it's fantastic that's what i had for dinner
last night i know that was your next question but you gotta you gotta over order so like if
there's two of you don't be scared to get a pound of brisket we did uh we did sausage oh my wife
will my wife got a frito Pie. Dylan? A walking taco?
I love Frito Pie.
A walking taco.
Still don't know why it's called that, but... Because it's a taco that you walk with.
You walk with it.
Yeah.
This...
Jesus, which one of y'all was that?
God, we said walking taco once, and Dylan's stomach just went off.
My stomach had something to say.
Well, let me say this.
This taco you couldn't walk with.
Because it was big.
It wasn't a walking taco on the menu.
It was a Frito pie.
So they named it wrong.
It was very good.
No, they named it right.
I just want to be clear.
If you Google walking taco.
Dude, they used to call Dylan walking taco.
It comes up.
It's just served in a Frito bag, correct?
They didn't serve this in a Frito bag, though. It's not a walking taco. It's just a in a Frito bag, correct? They didn't serve this in a Frito bag, though.
It's not a walking taco.
It's just a Frito pie.
A walking taco is instead of a...
So they're two different things.
It's the same stuff, just presented differently.
A walking taco, you eat it literally out of a Frito-Lay bag.
Wait, so...
There's not enough room in that bag.
Are we actually having a logical resolution to a food discrepancy that we've had in the past?
Does that make sense?
Not if I have anything to do with it.
Yeah, it's the same thing.
I'm willing to flex here that if it's in the bag, we call it a walking taco.
The bag's too small.
How do you know?
Because they gave her two bags.
It's her bag, baby.
She's in her bag, dude.
Yeah.
Did she get in either of them?
Did she drop it?
Is she in it?
We don't know.
Dude, I secured the bag.
Was it about to fall off the table and you just pushed it further out of the table?
I bought Dylan's intellectual property.
You did?
I did.
And I bought your home.
So now I'm your landlord.
So fucking pay me.
We're jacking up rent.
All this was way over my head.
Well, you had no say in it because I did my head. I didn't know it went down.
You had no say in it because I did it behind your back.
It's aggressive.
I secured the bag.
Man, I just want a Frito pie now.
Yeah, it doesn't sound bad.
That's the thing.
Dude, the crunchiness, the texture of the Frito combined with the moist,
flavorful brisket and cheese and jalapenos.
Ooh, and the beans.
It's ideal.
Fuck me up, fatty.
And the cheese.
How many dudes are listening to this at their desk right now that are either going to get barbecue for lunch right now or going to get it for dinner?
Let me say this.
Do not get a Frito Pie for lunch if you have to go to the office today.
Bert's Barbecue in Austin-Staple made a fantastic Frito Pie.
Unfortunately, they just closed their doors.
That's very helpful, then.
Are we looking for them to reopen? Never.
There was one close to my... Stop, Dave. There was one close to my high school. It's a family-owned business.
Well, you just said they closed forever.
It's sad. It is sad, but I'm just saying.
They fell to the COVID situation, man.
It's unfortunate.
I have yet to have a restaurant that's near and dear to me close because of COVID.
Wow.
And it's going to be a dark day when it happens.
Must be nice.
No, it's just making me realize that I don't eat at enough places that are like family
owned.
I'm just eating it like-
The Cheesecake Factory is not closing its doors.
Yeah.
Like, dude, that's, yeah.
Cheesecake Factory is invincible.
Their slogan was, burst till it hurts.
But we always used to say, Burt's till it squirts.
Oh, man.
That's a reference to diarrhea.
Yeah, that's a diarrhea joke.
But it was good.
It wasn't great, but it was good.
Yeah.
Is that why they called you Burt?
Dave, did you have an issue
with the FitPix that I sent you
that I took a view at the barbecue place?
Yeah, my legs look too skinny.
The second I pulled up,
I saw Dave.
They're great photos.
Dave was standing in front of this mural
and I was like,
I didn't even talk to Dave.
I just rolled down my window
and was like,
all right, dude,
go to the little to the left.
Let's post one on circling back.
Okay.
They're going to roast my,
look, it's,
do you want me to make your legs,
I'll make your legs bigger and post.
Give me a little bit more definition.
It's so much fun
posting something to social media
and having just a bunch of people
just criticize how you look,
you know, it's really fun.
No, but here's the thing. Dude up waste up i look fantastic yeah you look good
dude just crop it you should do what i did what you you maintain a really unhealthy body for like
five years and then a pandemic hits and you get in shape and then everyone compliments you why is it
that when we post something it's just it's just free like a free-for-all everyone just shreds us
somebody on twitter the other day i posted a photo of Barrett and Ross,
and somebody was like, some guy said,
literally, no one in WASH Media has legs.
Oh, please.
And I'm like, dude, first of all, put some respect on Barrett.
What?
Did you say that about Barrett?
Barrett's got, his legs aren't big, but they're vascular.
Barrett is a chiseled piece of hot rock.
And second.
Huh?
Look at him.
And I use this response on Twitter, but I'm pretty sure we all have legs.
I have legs.
Yeah.
We're bipedal beings.
I'll show you.
Look, they're on camera right now.
Homo sapiens.
That's my leg right there, dog.
Wow.
Thirst trap.
Dave, I'm just going to give you giant calves in this photo. No, no, no. I would be. You threw it up. Please, dog. Wow. Thirst trap. Dave, I'm just going to give you giant calves in this photo.
No, no, no.
I would be –
You threw it up.
Please, please.
Actually, you know what?
It's not that bad.
Should I just gram that right now?
Yeah, I think you should just gram it right now.
Dude, you have to think that a mid-pod gram does numbies.
All right, Dave, post the original to your gram,
and we'll Photoshop some monster calves on you for the circling background.
Okay.
I don't know what I just said here. What should I say what should i say do you crush that will what should my caption be y'all mind if i
post this gram right quick sounds like i've almost it's almost like i thought of this you know yeah
no i think this is going to do big numbers hey uh any damage from that storm in harbor springs
as i looked in my photos i see the screenshot i took of the radar. Yeah, Dave. There was some damage. There aren't any official
reportings of a tornado touching down, but I have seen photos on Twitter and elsewhere of what
looks like to be a tornado in the distance. So there was a tornado in northern Michigan this
weekend. Took down a lot of trees. Not trees not gonna lie a lot of trees were taken down
yeah everyone i know safe my mom was actually caught in the middle of it driving oh she called
me yesterday and she said it was one of the scariest things she's ever experienced and i was
like i talked to her i talked her through it she called me keep a pulse on that radar she can't be
out and about when the storm comes through like you know one of the worst places you can be if
you're in your vehicle is if you go pull up under an overpass.
Because there's a wind tunnel effect.
A lot of people think, like, okay, I'm in shelter.
It's actually not the best place to be. What's the move?
If there's a tornado and there's no getting away from it, go lie down in a ditch.
Now, if it's like a big boy tornado, like, you know, long track F4, God forbid, or bigger, you're probably getting—
Go lie down in a ditch or stay in your car?
Dude, I mean, your car's going to get thrown.
You can't convince me to get out of my car when there's 24 cars.
No, most people aren't going to, but I feel like most meteorologists,
which, to be clear, I'm not.
Oh, I thought you weren't.
But I do follow a lot of meteorologists on Twitter.
That works.
They will tell you to get out of the car, lie down, if it's worst-case scenario.
Otherwise, you know, get in your basement if you have one.
We don't have those in Texas.
We don't do basements here.
We need a storm cellar.
We need one for the office.
We need a panic room.
Dude, I'll be wearing my baggies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just drinking coffee with a scarf on while the tornado hits.
Sounds chill, dude.
With a candle burning.
Dude, that sounds chill.
It's a chill situation.
Yeah.
I blazed that new Goop orgasm candle last night.
It went off.
Did it?
I hate to admit it.
Did it make you?
It was delightful.
It was absolutely delightful.
Did you orgasm?
I didn't.
And to anyone asking if i bought
that candle with my own cold hard money unfortunately yes i did but i i did it in a way that i justified
it by giving it as a gift as a birthday gift to sally oh and so it's kind of like a joke gift
that cost me way too much money but i had to say solid candle what candle did you burn last night, bitch? I didn't burn one, dog
Exactly
I just watched Old Guard
Chilled
Scale of 1 to 10, how was it?
I will give it a solid 7.8
Which is good
Did you have to rent it for like $20?
It's on Netflix
It's on Netflix?
Yeah
Maybe I'll give it an 8
It was a good movie
Really?
I enjoyed it
Okay, maybe I'll check it out I probably won't But maybe I will Okay, yeah, maybe I'll give it an eight it was good movie really. I enjoyed it, okay Maybe I'll check it out. I
Probably won't but maybe I will okay. Yeah, I don't care either way so cool
Yeah, do you even know how to say her name?
Charlize Theron their own
They're on their good leap town. I think it's Charlize Theron
A beautiful woman the beautifully very beautiful to me.
Didn't you really like her in Monster?
She's beautifully talented.
The range on her, man.
To be able to do that and then come back and look the way she does now.
Well, I think it was more makeup.
She's in her.
Well, she had to gain weight for that.
Whatever.
What was she in?
Monster.
I'd rather watch Monster's Ball.
Remember that?
Halle Berry?
Halle Berry?
No, I never saw that. I'd rather watch Monster's Ink. You ever seen that one Berry? Halle Berry? No, I never saw that.
I'd rather watch Monsters, Inc.
You ever seen that one?
Have you seen Monsters Ball with her and Billy Bob Thornton?
I think she won for it.
I'd rather see the Monstars take on Michael Jordan.
There was a very intense sexual scene with Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry.
How horny are you right now?
Calm down.
I'm just saying it's...
Have you gotten this gram off yet or what?
No, I was waiting. I was trying to re-engage in the pod. I'm trying to re-engage? Calm down. I'm just saying it's... Have you gotten this gram off yet or what? No, I was waiting.
I was trying to re-engage in the pod.
I'm trying to re-engage in the pod.
I felt bad.
I was letting Dylan do too much.
I think you need to get your gram off.
People are texting me like, what's Dylan's deal?
Get your fucking gram off, you dumb idiot.
I'm trying to find the perfect filter.
You think Juno's a good one?
No, that's a trash one.
I mean, the red on the wall.
I think if you're gonna do Juno
Then you gotta reduce it a little bit
There we go
See I don't want that
See that's
There you go
What does that even mean
I took it
You can take down the filter a little bit
If you tap on the filter
You select
You don't have to do full filter
I always go to 69
You probably do full filter
No I don't
Like the first one every single time
I never do full filter
You always go full filter
I always
I always use the same filter though
I forgot what it's called
It's like It's like forgot what it's called.
It's like six or seven deep in the lineup.
I'm saying this as a friend and a colleague.
You need to get a grip on your aesthetic, dude.
Dude, it's all over the place.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
Get a grip on it.
Your aesthetic is walking taco.
Yeah.
I just go for the filter that makes me look like the most shredded.
Put your thirst trap back up or don't come correct at all. all i'm gonna get in better shape before i put one thirst trap no one if you take photos if dylan
sees you taking photos dylan will 100 of the time afterward it could be an hour later before you
leave like hey dave hey some of those photos that you took yeah because he's no dave is the worst at
sharing photos like he'll he'll take he'll take'll take a series of squad pics, and he'll just sit on them all night.
Yeah, it's because he wants them.
It's like, dog.
That's why if someone's taking a squad pic,
you have to make sure that you're giving your phone over to take it.
Oh, Dave won't.
Dave, he's a selfish.
He's a picture hoarder is what he is.
You know what I am?
I'm the kind of guy who tags LeBarbecue in his Instagram just to get notoriety.
Wow.
That's big.
Dude, that's so tight.
They're probably going to offer me free brisket.
And you know what?
Me, Will, and Randy are going to eat it, and you're not.
And Brett, too.
Dude posted already, bitch.
I can't wait to have brisket with you guys and not Dylan.
I agree.
It should be a good time.
We'll do brisket Wednesdays.
Every Wednesday?
Y'all mind if I?
Yeah.
Here we go.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Do it.
Mash the grand button.
Woo! Yeah, here we go. You guys ready? Yeah, do it. Smash the grand button. I just felt a little earthquake in here.
Dylan, you won't post one.
Do we need to call Micah to head over to Instagram and put a bunch of ice?
Maybe.
It's possible.
Get the servers going?
It's possible.
Wow.
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Seriously, my right leg fell asleep.
It's tough, dude.
I don't like it, man.
Wake me up inside.
Did you guys see that the New York Post was body shaming Zac Efron?
Yeah, I got a lot of issues with this.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, why are they doing this?
He's a hot piece of meat, and you're going to body shame him?
What are you doing?
He arguably looks better in the photo that they're trying to say is a, quote, dad bod.
Oh, in the picture.
My wife said it looks better.
In the picture they're comparing it to, he was playing a little college, like, hunk that had no body fat on him.
He prepared for the role.
I mean.
Legitimately no body fat.
Yeah.
Now he looks like a grown man who's in great shape.
He looks like a grown man who's in the top 2-3% of all males as far as fitness.
Yes.
Oh, no question.
To call it a dad bod is an insult to dad bods.
How old does Zach get, for honest?
Is he in his 30s yet?
He's got to be, right?
Can I guess?
You can't even look it up.
I'm going to guess he is 31.
I was going to say 31 as well. Dave, we're on the same page't even look it up. I'm going to guess he is 31. I was going to say 31 as well.
Dave, we're on the same page here.
Look it up.
You know who we need here to talk about this?
Barrett.
He's 32.
Barrett Dudley.
He's the host of our new podcast, F'ing Around.
Hey, guys, I hate to say it, but that's what an in-shape 32-year-old man looks like.
Yeah.
Okay. I'm a 33-year-old man looks like. Yeah. Okay.
I'm a 33-year-old man,
and if I had Zac Efron's body right now,
I'd be very pleased with myself.
I could probably shape my beard
into what he's doing at this point,
but it's a little pointy for me,
so I think I'm going to resist doing that.
But, like, honestly,
if you can wear board shorts
that he's wearing in this photo
and not have your love handles
absolutely just squirting out everywhere,
then you're in good shape. if your board shorts mesh to your body and the
body doesn't mesh to the board shorts then you're doing just fine can i say that this is also
the tweet that they posted it's also unfair because it's two absolutely different lightings
lighting's terrible the first one one is made for shred.
He might be just shredded in the other one.
I mean, he's probably not.
He's definitely got more body hair, but the lighting is not doing him favors.
Now, he still looks great.
He's still yoked.
I don't think that this original photo, by the way, was from Neighbors.
Oh, Baywatch?
I think it was Baywatch.
You might be right.
I studied Efron's hot bod a lot, and this has Baywatch vibes written all over it.
Actually, the hair, it looks like Baywatch hair.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
And, like, you can just tell by, like, his lower two abs are just, like, much more defined in Baywatch than they are in the other ones.
And, like, his traps and stuff.
Is it worth pointing out the ridiculous double standard in this headline?
No.
It's not worth it?
No.
I mean, no.
It is worth it. Imagine. Imagine if this headline? No. It's not worth it? No, I mean, no, it is worth it.
Imagine.
Imagine if this was a woman.
Like, what?
Oh, so-and-so has mom bod now.
What the fuck?
Mom bod thing.
It's not because you can't.
No.
Dylan, stop trying to make mom bod a thing.
You can't.
Dude, mom bod is not a thing.
You know what I'm saying, though?
Like, imagine.
I hate that I'm about to click the link.
I'm clicking it because I just got to see what.
First of all, fans are not shocked.
No.
No one's shocked.
No one is shocked.
And he's still just very shredded.
Like, honestly, I wish that I could get to that, what he's doing.
But I don't have, like, I don't have a personal trainer that I can get in the gym with and just constantly be lifting weights.
Like, I can't achieve this body as much as I want to.
No one's given you the gift of kettlebell.
That's true.
That's true.
Just because he's lost his eight-pack, though,
doesn't mean Efron has sprouted a beer belly.
Yeah, and he's not shaving his chest and his stomach.
They're the site that doesn't care.
Are they? Is that like us? Like we were?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Once they realized that PGP was dead, they were like, you know what?
We're the site that doesn't care now.
I mean.
He also has more body hair in the quote unquote dad bod photo, which if he trimmed up that
body hair, he's going to look a lot more svelte.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not saying he needs to, but i'm just saying it would it would definitely help matters in the in the left picture he's it looks like very dehydrated you know like
he's just all sucked in like it you know dehydration this is a healthy in shape hunk of a man i'm
looking at get out of here man i mean are y'all seeing this show by the way no i haven't started i want
to i want to check it out a lot of praise enjoy him i think he's a he's a he's solid honestly the
part of the reason i didn't start watching it is because when it first came out and you clicked
into the next netflix app on apple tv it was just a trailer for that that started every single time.
And within 0.5 seconds, it's just Zac Efron going,
Como se dice?
And I was just like, okay, I'm tired of him saying como se dice.
Like, I don't care about this right now.
I might watch it later.
I just don't know if I care about Efron going to these places.
Should I?
Yeah.
I don't know.
You might learn something.
Okay.
Is he trying to do, like, a Bourdain thing? I? Yeah. I don't know. You might learn something. Okay. Is he trying to do like a Bourdain thing?
I think so.
There's definitely a green element to all this because it's about like food and energy and stuff like that, I believe.
Okay.
Again, I haven't seen the show.
That's what I've gathered from the trailer.
This is a note from somebody that said,
Post-rehab, Zac Efron started an insane workout and diet routine
to help him cope with the challenges of staying sober.
He's since acknowledged that this was his own type of unhealthy behavior
and regrets taking it that far.
And they note that framing this as before and after,
good versus bad, is really gross.
I don't disagree with that.
Fuck you, New York Post.
Just reckless, man.
Just reckless.
Reckless.
I dare you.
What's up with the modern-day ratio now,
now that the quote tweets are included in retweets?
Is the modern-day ratio just having more retweets than favorites?
You can still look at the numbers broken down.
I don't know how to do it.
Let's dig into the numbers.
Dylan, tell us the metrics.
I don't have them in front of me, David.
Why aren't we talking about, I don't know,
maybe another muscle that Zac Efron has a very strong one of, his mind?
Why are we so fixated on his body?
You know what?
Good point, man.
Dylan, you've been treated like a piece of meat for so many years.
You know what?
Yeah, but Dylan wants that.
I don't want it.
I have a lot going on upstairs, David.
You know, maybe I might delete my Instagram because I don't want to be objectified, treated like a piece of meat.
Check the comments.
You probably already have been.
Yeah, have you been objectified yet?
What's the likes looking like on this, Dave?
This wall is aesthetically pleasing.
I know.
I know it is.
Dave, there's a reason that the second I pulled up and saw you walking out of the barbecue place,
there's a reason I told you to get up against that wall.
And it wasn't because I was going to frisk you.
This D-head says, are those W.R. Bowen's legs?
And he tagged Ross.
That's just insulting both of us.
See?
That's unnecessary.
We only gas up Kings in 2020.
Dude, that guy has no place
following me on instagram i'm gonna i'm not gonna block him but i'm just saying he needs to rethink
his strategy see girls just they just support each other on the gram your home girl gets a
gram off and it's like go off sis you look fine as fuck a guy does and it's like dude your legs
look like trash what are you doing you know dude why can't we be more like girls? I'm such a good follower on Instagram.
I just followed my buddy's wife's new Dallas Interior Design Instagram page.
Wow.
I'll probably never do anything with it, but I'm following it.
Dude, you're a real friend.
You know what?
I didn't even get the follow back yet.
I probably won't.
Do you have any mean Instagram comments that just stick out to you, Dylan?
Oh, well, there's a guy guy who when i posted my thirst trap there's the guy who said it got upvoted or liked a million times he said you have a six-pack and a gut at the same time
that was not nice that's not nice not nice man no the one that sticks with me from recent memories
is when someone said that i had the rare
wider waist than shoulders ratio
i tried to respond that my chill to pull race ratio was pretty good though but it's a good
response but the damage is done you can still see the ratio broken down if you just scroll there
okay okay that makes sense that makes sense I just, I love a good ratio.
I can't find that particular tweet, though.
Now that they started
lumping everything.
It's probably because
New York fucking whatever,
they tweet about
20 times an hour.
Okay, so the ratio is not,
that's not the original tweet.
That one has a bunch of retweets.
But it's still not good
that there's more retweets
than favorites.
You're right.
The modern day ratio
is just changing.
I'm worried that Twitter
is just going to change
into something
that we eventually hate.
Don't ruin my Twitter.
Don't you already hate it?
No, I love it.
It's a love-hate, right?
Dude, I ride with my tweets.
I like to tweet out, I hate it here.
My least favorite thing is just this website is free.
That's one that you can't do anymore.
Even ironically, you're really pushing it.
Man.
Twitter's fun.
Like the guy who just sent me a,
a colorblind,
a hidden message in a colorblind dot formation that I can't read.
That's see,
that's just me.
That's really me.
You're kind of just getting bullied right now.
Does it actually say something?
Yeah,
it does.
It says we must rise against.
It says all that in there.
It says we must rise against the color blind well that's
that's i don't think that's fair it's a little bit silly dylan dylan has some adidas that he
wears almost every day not to stump but they're the 4ds which means that you they're not cheap
shoes okay and dylan just found out recently that the soles are green. Yep.
That's true.
That's true.
Someone in my family, I forgot who it was, pointed out that I like the green in those shoes.
And I said, what are you talking about?
I thought they were off-white.
I just don't understand how you can just not know that there's just green in those shoes.
Like, it's just so blatantly green.
Yeah, I'm just colorblind, Will.
That's the thing here.
I feel like you're not, and you're just doing it to be, like, different. I don't know why that's cool to be colorblind. Like, you said it in sixth grade because, like, a girl that you liked was also colorblind, Will. That's the thing here. I feel like you're not, and you're just doing it to be different. I don't know why that's cool to be colorblind.
You said it in sixth grade because a girl that you liked was also colorblind,
and now you're just trying to ride with it.
I'm just riding it all the way.
Yeah, you've lived with this lie for way too long.
Oh, man.
Do we have anything else on Efron's hot-ass body?
He's just a hot man.
He's welcome to come on to this podcast and talk about his body
i'd feel bad if we got him on circling back and we didn't get him on club cool we'd have
bared in here too for that for sure definitely pop top oh if mark my words that i will take
my shirt off if we've got effron in here effing around man it's a play on words. His name is Ephraim. Mm-hmm.
I've got food in my teeth.
Gross.
You're disgusting.
You disgust me.
It's probably brisket from last night.
Oh.
Just kidding.
I floss.
Save some, dude.
You didn't floss.
I did.
Put that in the eggs later.
You don't even floss.
Bitch.
You probably don't even brush in circles.
You can't put that in eggs later.
What are you talking about?
That's disgusting.
Why else would you save it?
You put it in eggs later.
You don't have to take it out of your teeth and put it in eggs.
Maybe you should put your existence in rice, dude.
Dylan's the kind of guy who puts his toothbrush in the corner of his bathtub
and will pick it up and just brush when he showers.
I heard you don't put the cap on your toothpaste.
You heard wrong. I don't know what else to say. just brush many showers. I heard you don't put the cap on your toothpaste. You heard wrong.
I don't know what else to say.
Dude, that's what I heard.
What a weird move.
Why wouldn't you do that?
I heard that your mirror in your bathroom is just covered in the residual spit from spitting into the sink.
Who are you talking to?
Dude, I'm talking to people.
The streets are talking, dude.
The park's giving you this information?
Yeah.
He said that your bathroom etiquette is just trash.
He doesn't respect privacy boundaries, I'll tell you that.
Neither does Stella.
No, dogs tend to not.
I'm just trying to get a shower off, and suddenly Parks is here having a conversation with me.
I'm like, dude, can I put some clothes on before we do this?
What's going on?
One of my pet peeves is when I'm showering and I get out of the shower and want to do my like routine in front of the mirror like touching up my beard brushing my teeth whatever
and then sally just busts in without knocking i'm like what i'm in here i'm trying to get pretty for
you what if you were playing with your dinghy i don't think i i don't think i would be okay but
yeah what if i'm doing some inspections or something like i just don't bust in without
knocking head between the legs looking back at it married something? Like, I just don't bust in without knocking.
Head between the legs, looking back at it.
You're married, so it's, you know.
I don't just knock, though.
I know what you're saying.
I don't like sharing a bathroom when I'm doing, like, my routine.
Mm-hmm.
No, I just don't.
No.
Let's talk about figs real quick.
You guys are aware that the world changed overnight,
and doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals
immediately ran into the crisis?
Maybe that's why Sally's busting into our bathroom.
She's always in a hurry lately.
But it's because she's doing something noble.
She's a healthcare professional.
Exactly.
And since then, they've been working extra long hours, distancing themselves from their loved ones,
and risking their lives to save ours.
They sacrifice a lot, not just now, but all year round.
So shouldn't someone be looking out for them?
Well, I got news.
Figs is an amazing company
who's had their backs
with these awesome humans
since 2013.
About time.
I had no clue
they'd been around that long.
Oh, yeah.
Doing major shouts to Figs.
They create ridiculously soft
modern scrubs
that help healthcare workers
look good, feel good,
and perform at their best.
They even had a nice
COVID-19 response.
You guys ready for this?
Yep.
In response to COVID-19,
they donated over 30,000 sets of scrubs
to hospitals across the country.
They donated $100,000
to Frontline Responders Fund
to help ship PPE and supplies
and sent hundreds of care packages
to those who needed it most.
They've also created
their own three-layer protective face mask
and utilized their supply chain
to produce millions.
I love that.
Millions of N95 masks and PPE.
People helping people.
Dude, the thing is, they're going to continue to do whatever it takes to support healthcare
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All right, we can finally talk about what I've been waiting to talk about this entire time.
Zuck?
Dude, the Zuck.
Yeah.
Nuck, if you zuck.
Like I said, I just have a lot of questions.
We're going to objectify Zuck right now.
Is this about cake?
You can't put that cake on the tl and not expect to get you know
yeah he knew what he was doing who knew or did he even put that out there was that just a paparazzi
i mean i don't know if you're sitting in like on like some beach in northern california and you see
this dude with like clown makeup on riding an electric surfboard and then all of a sudden you
realize it's one of the richest men in the world. Are you just a little caught off guard? Gotta say, we already trashed the New York Post once today, right?
I don't know if it's New York Post or New York Daily News.
Well, I'm going to trash the New York Post.
This headline, Mark Zuckerberg surfboards in Hawaii.
That's not what you say.
You say surf.
Yeah, he's not surfboarding.
He is on a surfboard, correct.
He's not surfboarding.
Okay, questions.
Is this a surfboard?
I don't know.
This, to me, appears to be an electric surfboard.
Dude, it gets more ridiculous every time.
Because there's no wave, clearly, but he's standing up on it.
No.
So he's got to be propelled by something other than a wave.
Yes, and he has something in his hands that appears as though...
Oh, and it controls the thing. It's a controller. Yes, and he has something in his hands that appears as though... Oh, and it controls the thing.
It's a controller.
Dude, is he wearing a hoodie?
Okay, that's tight then.
Is that a hoodie?
Yes.
He's wearing a hoodie that is sopping wet.
That is such an uncommon...
Imagine how it's weighing it down, the wet hood.
Okay.
Yeah, does water get stuck in the hood,
and then it just makes you fall backwards?
I want a surfboard with a motor on it.
Yes.
They make skateboards with the motors on them, and I think that they're awesome.
If I lived somewhere that had a nice road, if I lived in your neighborhood, I'd probably get one.
Really?
Because you have the perfect road to just cruise on those things on.
Whereas mine, I live next to a really busy street.
I'd have to go drive somewhere and then do it.
But a surfboard? I feel like that gets dicey. No, it looks tight to a really busy street. I'd have to go drive somewhere and then do it. But a surfboard?
I feel like that gets dicey.
It looks tight is what it looks like.
You don't see this every day.
No.
Why does he have this much sunscreen on?
So it's not Photoshopped like he actually has all that sunscreen on his face?
Yeah.
It looks like he painted it on.
There's numerous photos of this, Dylan.
Okay. It's not he painted it on. There's numerous photos of this, Dylan. Okay.
It's not just one.
All right.
Like, is he that fair skin that he needs to put on that much stuff?
Why doesn't he wear a bucket hat?
Just a Hall of Fame nerd, this guy.
We could send him a Will Wants Bucket hat.
I think we should.
Could you be nerdier?
No.
He's the world's biggest nerd.
And a grade-A asshole. And he'd be the world's biggest nerd. And a grade-A asshole.
And maybe the world's thickest nerd.
And a villain, too.
The guy sucks, man.
He's very rich, though.
I mean, yeah.
He's got coin.
I'm getting distracted just by scrolling down the Zuckerberg TL
and just looking at different Photoshop's of this.
One of my favorites is the Mrs. Doubtfire comparison.
When she has the.... Doubtfire comparison. Oh.
She has the.
Mm-hmm.
Hello.
There you go.
That's much better.
Thank you.
Hello.
That movie stinks.
Shut up.
I mean, it's not very realistic.
I mean, that's fair.
I'm going to choose it for a stream room next.
Why?
Because you'll never live in a $5 billion home in San Francisco?
That's not.
Is that why?
That's not why.
I bet that's why.
I'd like to do that.
Freak.
If I had that choice,
I'd be there instead of sitting here
with you guys right now.
I'm going to, dude,
it's Parks' next birthday.
You're going to come home
and we're going to be having
like a petting zoo party in there
listening to House of Pain
jump around when you get home.
This is not happening.
There's going to be like donkeys walk around.
Donkeys?
I don't want donkeys in my crib.
We could get the camel that they use at Dayrage.
Yeah, the Dayrage camel.
I'm going to put him in your room.
He's just going to shit all over the joint.
Dude, they got the website for the camel rental.
They have notable events like Dayrage.
Wasn't that dude from New Mexico or something?
I have no idea who that guy was.
It doesn't really matter.
Who was sitting there like, we need a camel? I wasn't there. All I know is that he bought a matter. I'm just sitting there like we need a camel.
I wasn't there.
All I know is that he bought a ticket to DayRage and showed up and he had a camel with him.
Oh, they showed up.
So you guys weren't sitting in a conference room being like, hey, we need a camel.
No.
A random person brought a camel to the party.
We were like, yeah, bring him in.
Very frat.
Yes.
Took a camel.
Camel. Zuckerberg. Do you think he owns a camel. Camel?
Zuckerberg.
Do you think he owns a camel?
No.
That one's backyard's got a bunch of camels.
Cigarettes that he smokes.
David.
Here's the question.
Do you think Zuckerberg's ever smoked a cigarette?
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
I think he's smoked a cigarette.
I bet he's never smoked a cig.
I bet he has smoked a joint.
Do you think he inhaled?
No.
You know, a lot of people forget he stole the idea of Facebook from the Winklevoss twins.
Dude, don't spoil tomorrow's stream room, dude.
We're trying to save some of this.
Don't spoil tomorrow's stream room.
People don't know this.
The Winklevi.
The Winklevi.
Anytime we get two servings of Armie Hammer in a stream room,
your boy's going to be very happy.
Armie Hammer's in the social network?
Yeah.
He's the Winklevoss twins.
He plays both of them.
Dave, there's two of them.
Both.
Oh, I guess I forgot that.
Don't get it.
I haven't seen this movie in forever, man.
I wish Brett was here just to clarify that it's both of them.
It's both, yeah.
Oh, both.
It's both.
Do we want to talk about Zuckerberg's ass in this?
He's cake, man.
It's cake.
He's got more cake than me, which is not –
It's a good angle.
He's in the proper posture, and that's going to pop it out a little bit.
He's got some decent legs on him, man.
Pop it back one time for me.
Do you think it's possible that he was just surfing around this boat
that the people were taking photos from, and he like here let me get this side there's no way he
knew that they would be doing photos because i don't care how much you care about your your uh
your skin care you do not put that you do not leave that much visible sunscreen on your face
do you get popped by the razzi how did nobody tell us no one needs as much zinc oxide spread
all over their face.
How did his wife not be like, hey, you got to rub that in a little bit.
Hey, you look like an absolute idiot.
What are you doing?
You look like one of the biggest fools ever.
We know you're a nerd, but this is next level shit.
I was also wrong.
This wasn't in Northern California.
This was in Hawaii.
Yeah, it's in the headline, dog.
I know.
I fucked up.
I said I fucked up.
You think he was doing one of those waves where the jet ski pulls you out?
Dude, those are the ones.
Those are beyond party waves.
Those are rager waves.
Those are day rage waves.
Is it surprising that Zuckerberg doesn't have a party wave going right now?
No.
Total dork.
What a dork this guy is.
He can hear us.
He's going to steal our info, though.
That's for sure.
That's true.
That's true. That's true.
Way to go, Will.
I mean, even if we don't actually mean that he's a dork and that's all fake,
he still wouldn't remove it from the internet.
What do you think he's smoking in Hawaii?
You've got to think of these meats.
He's smoking that grass, I think.
I could see him putting some pineapple on a smoker.
Dude, he's smoking Maui Waui.
Dude, so I made a filet the other night Dude, he's smoking Maui Waui. Dude, so I made a filet the other night.
No one's doing Maui Waui.
People are doing Maui Waui, David, just because you don't fucking burn kill.
Okay, we get it.
You're listening to Cuddy, dude.
Jeez.
You don't even burn, dude.
Maui Waui is like what kids who wanted people to think they smoked weed would say.
Yeah, man, I'm smoking that Maui dang.
I'm the one smoking Maui Waui, motherfucker.
That doesn't sound hard. I'm the one smoking Maui Wai, motherfucker. That doesn't sound hard.
I'm the one smoking Maui Wai.
There's some fun names for weed, though.
You got a problem?
I did some, I put some rosemary in my fillets in the cast iron the other night,
and I have to say, it surprised me how much it affected the flavor in a positive way.
Yeah, you just don't overdo it.
Yeah, you got to be careful.
Because a little bit goes a long way with rosemary.
We're talking steaks now?
Yeah.
We're talking meat, Dylan.
You wouldn't know about this.
Zuckerberg's the original meat smoker.
You don't know about this meat talk, dude.
Yeah, he smokes meat.
I know.
I wasn't even smoking it, though.
I did a reverse sear.
That's okay.
Reverse sear is the way to do it.
I was very pleased.
Wait, did you finish it in the oven?
Yeah.
Did you put it down, flip it, and reverse it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I did. Missy Elliott, Dave. flip it, and reverse it? Yeah. Okay. I did.
Missy Elliott, Dave.
Dylan doesn't even reverse sear.
No.
I don't reverse sear, no.
I actually normally don't, but the fillets were such thick, boys,
that we thought it was a necessary thing to do.
Dylan tried to take Park shopping at Sears the other day.
We're back to school clothes.
Aren't they closed?
Did they file?
You said, hey, let's come see the softer side of Sears.
That's what you said.
That didn't happen.
Was that the section where Dylan takes his shirt off?
Jesus.
Come on.
I thought we weren't body shaming.
I'm sorry, dude.
I don't.
We're not body shaming.
You have a nice body, Dylan.
Do you want me to give you five compliments on your body?
Don't ever say I have a nice body.
I'm not saying I do, but just refer to it as something else.
Dave, you have a nice body.
Stop.
You can say I do.
I'll take those compliments. Don't say nice body about something else. Dave, you have a nice body. Stop. You can say I do. I'll take those co-hosts.
Don't say nice body about your co-host.
You have a nice body, David.
Did you guys see that earlier this month?
Native Hawaiian Maya Breyer launched a campaign to stop Zuckerberg from snapping up land on the island,
calling him greedy for suing locals who own property close to his massive $100 million estate.
Oh, yeah.
I think I heard something about this.
That's an asshole move. Wait. We're talking about estate? Oh, yeah. I think I heard something about this. That's an asshole move.
Wait, we're talking about California?
No, Hawaii.
He owns property there, too?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude, he's like a billionaire.
No, I know.
I didn't know where.
Did you know that?
Okay.
Once you become a billionaire,
you don't just get land everywhere.
Hey, Will, you know what's cool?
A billion dollars.
Why do we need...
Why is Zuckerberg buying up all this Hawaiian land?
I'm not cool with this.
There's not a whole lot of it to go around.
No.
Like, Hawaii seems like it's one of those places that, like, I feel like if something isn't developed in Hawaii currently, it should just be National Park.
Can we just agree on that?
Man, I was supposed to be going to Hawaii next week, but...
Do you want to explain?
Yeah, we kind of have to go back on what we said we were doing.
We were originally going to take a week off.
We had to cancel it because people can't stay home and leave the house without a mask.
Yep.
So, thank you.
So now Dylan can't go to Hawaii.
Hey, don't apologize to me.
Apologize to Parks.
He was supposed to come with me.
If Sally and I go to Hawaii for our honeymoon in 2021, would you like to come with us?
Can I take Parks?
Sure.
Yeah, we're there.
Okay.
I'm taking him down to Lajitas.
We're going to go play golf, and we're going to backpack Big Bend.
How long is the drive there to Lajitas?
Very, very long.
It's long.
It's like nine hours.
Oh, yeah.
I once drove 30 hours.
It's like six hours.
Seven, eight.
How did I know?
Somewhere in there.
Between six and nine.
Okay. But you can't look it up. How did I know? Somewhere in there. Between six and nine. Okay.
But you can't look it up.
Nine hours to El Paso from Austin.
Okay.
We should do Lajitas if they ever want to, like, I don't know,
bring us out there complimentary.
The closest airport is, like, not close.
Lajitas?
They have a private airport there.
Yeah, we don't have a private plane, David.
Maybe you don't because you've never flown private.
You're right, I haven't.
Parkes has.
Hey, Will.
Will.
He doesn't even know.
Parkes has.
I can't believe my son has and I haven't.
You ever fly private?
Will and I will fly private.
We'll fly private.
You can fly Spirit into El Paso and then drive.
I don't know what you would even do.
If you are flying private, why can't I just hitch a ride with you?
You're just going to have a lot of stuff.
We're packing golf clubs.
It looks like Zuckerberg's oceanfront estate on Kauai's North Shore.
Somebody's going to...
Sold for $46 million to him.
$46 million.
That seems like a lot of money.
Million with an M.
Yeah.
I don't think he could afford if it was 46
billion. I wonder what his private security detail
looks like. I bet he's
got like a bunch of just like ex-CIA
like just absolute
world class
war zone badasses.
I lied. If it was 46 billion he could afford it.
Which is depressing to think about. What's he worth?
Can I guess? Yeah.
82 billion. 89 $82 billion.
$89.2 billion.
That's a disgusting amount of money.
If you were like, okay, you don't want Zuckerberg in your crew, though.
You want him in the crew so that you can get the runoff cool shit, like going to Hawaii
on electric surfboards.
But personality-wise, he's not a dude that you want in your crew.
We don't know the real Zuck.
We don't know the real zuck we don't know the real zuck imagine imagine sitting there like smoking smoking meat and having him just like put a camera on you the entire time to like narrate it instead of just
tipping back some vizzies uh that sounds like not that different than hanging out with me
if you're on a squad trip if you're on a squad trip with zuck, it's like, let's ditch Mark and go to the casino or something.
He's a boner, man.
Yeah, Mark's the guy at the blackjack table just hitting when he's not supposed to.
Hey, should I hit this?
Yeah.
I don't know why I said it.
J-Bone boys.
The book says hit it.
No, J-Bone and Zuck can chill hard.
What's that mean?
J-Bone was making some kolaches last night.
He sent me some photos.
They look delightful.
Let me guess.
It was like midnight?
He eats dinner shockingly late.
It was extremely late when he was texting me the photos of his things.
I've played COD with him before, and he's been like, I've got to go eat dinner.
I'm like, it is 1030.
He literally just texted me.
Yeah, he sent me photos of the kolaches at 1030.
That's so late.
Like, dude, go to bed.
I don't know.
I'm an early boy when it comes to that stuff.
Randy, did you mean to spell aesthetically hilariously improperly?
Blink twice.
On my gram comments?
Hurry before I screenshot it.
Yeah, before he deletes it.
No one can hear you right now, Randy.
No one can hear you.
Stop explaining yourself.
Acidically is what he says.
Dude, Randy, you crushed that.
It's acidic?
That's awesome.
Dude, really good job, Randy.
Just kidding.
Do we want to talk Bryson real quick?
Randy, what is it, dude?
Can I get a tea break in?
Oh, I would love to have a little conversation with Dylan right now.
I would love to have a little convo with Dylan.
Can we keep making fun of Randy?
No, we can't make fun of Randy.
He doesn't have a mic to defend himself.
I feel bad about that.
Oh, Wilmont's even commented on this already.
Dude, that's not even my account.
Please be careful with that, guys.
Oh, yeah, that's right. Dude, they keep getting suggested to me. I'm like, nah, that's not the real Wilmont. Dude, that's not even my account. Please be careful with that, guys.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Dude, they keep getting suggested to me.
And I'm like, nah, that's not the real Willemons.
Nah, it's not the real Willemons.
Don't follow that.
If he wants to give that over to me, then I will take it.
But, like, I'm not going to promote something that I don't have the keys to.
I will not be supporting him.
Dylan, what did you have for dinner last night?
The barbecue that I mentioned.
Oh.
Valentina's.
Okay.
It went off.
You're lucky.
Did you order dinner in last night
so you wouldn't have some shitty answer?
My dad brought it over.
Hang out with me and the little guy.
I had steak the previous two nights.
I bought a big ass ribeye
and it was so big that I ate about
half of it so I just finished it the next night.
Dylan, you're going to get gout if you eat this much meat.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Gout's kind of frat. As far as diseases next night dylan you're gonna get gout if you eat this much meat yeah hell yeah that's kind of frat yeah as far as like diseases go guts i mean you're eating good yeah isn't gout like isn't it just like a its nickname is the rich man's disease tfm yeah
but it's it's also like from really unhealthy habits severe pain redness and swelling and
joints often the big toe.
How's your big toe doing?
Big toe's good.
Attacks come suddenly, often at night.
Damn, I didn't realize this.
I have two friends with gout.
What, you just get it from eating like baller shit?
One of them's very overweight.
The other one got it like genetically for some reason, somehow.
How do you even get it?
It's just from being generally unhealthy.
I think it's an acidic buildup in your joints.
Okay.
I think.
Don't quote me on that.
It says the following make it more likely
that you'll develop gout.
A lot of red meat, I know.
Being male.
Being obese.
Eating or drinking foods and drinks high in fructose sugar just drinking in general the risk of god is greater as alcohol intake goes up
just having high diet high in purines which i don't even know what this shit means purines yeah
yeah i don't know what that is but you just gotta be careful with meat, organ meat, and some kinds of seafood
such as anchovies, sardines, mussels, scallops,
trout, and tuna. That sounds
like you and Dave are gonna get gout.
No, I'm good, dude. Dave's gonna get it.
Dave somehow locked himself out. Go open it, Parks.
He locked himself out
and Dave locked himself out of the office.
Oh, Parks just saved the day.
It's actually hilarious. Dave locked himself
out. I heard Dave just went to the bathroom so he could check his likes and go through his comments.
Yo, why'd he lock me out like that?
Did you check comments while you were in the bathroom?
Yeah, were you just sitting on the toilet there just checking your commies?
My phone's right here.
Sure.
Was I gone long?
No, we just think that you might have just been checking out your likes.
Why'd you lock yourself out, man?
The video will reflect that my phone has been here the whole time whatever the video can get you being
locked out in frame Randy says way to go Randy and he says no we do not have that
footage I would have been funny it would have been man too bad we can't recreate
that yeah she didn't want to let me in did you see that hilarious he It was hilarious. He's, look, he's doing the right thing.
Should I let this random person in?
Well, I'm not a random person.
He could tell if you had a mask on.
Yeah, mask on.
I don't like that at all.
What'd I miss?
You guys to go viral or anything?
We tried to decide whether or not Dylan has gout.
I don't.
You think you might have the gout?
No.
You have plantar fasciitis?
My feet are fucked up from running.
It's not from gout, dude.
I have a pretty healthy lifestyle.
Okay, we'll talk about that later.
All right, talk about that.
Yeah, we actually need to sit you down after this pod and talk about some stuff.
Oh.
Do you want to talk Bryson Meltdown real quick?
I did not get to watch this live.
I was very upset about that.
I didn't either.
Micah started getting texts at the pool.
From Dan?
No, from his group text.
I was getting them from Dan.
And he was just like, I think we might need to go to a TV right now.
And it was because Bryson just absolutely melted down.
He did what we all do.
We've all been here.
Ask for a third ruling.
I mean, we maybe are not asking for that and having our caddy block the cameras,
but, you know, we've all gotten double-ditch.
Dude, the definition of too much dip.
Just trying to power that thing out of the—
I mean, what was he trying to do?
Dude, he was going for it.
Just lay up.
He's such a little shit.
Lay up and don't Don't take yourself
Out of the tournament
He didn't
So how did he even
Get into the mess
That he got in
He hit his drive
Into the shit
Into the rough
Heavy rough
Yes
Dude no one's sitting
A three way down
A heavy rough
And he tried to
He tried to absolutely
Muscle one
Put it on the other
Side of a fence
Then hit another one
Same spot Goes over there,
and he tries to get a rule.
I don't know.
Honestly, I avoided the rules discussion.
I was focusing more on him interrupting the guy who's giving him the ruling,
like, no, I actually see this fence here.
It's your balls over there.
You can't go over there.
And he's like, OK, you know what?
Can I get a second ruling?
Almost second opinion.
And guys, the guy turns around, radios it in and is laughing as he does it.
He's laughing at Bryson.
He said, I don't believe you.
I don't.
Yeah, he did say that.
Can I get a second ruling?
What?
And then he walked away, walked up to his caddy and said something about a garbage.
Try and give us a garbage ruling again.
I like like everyone else gets better rulings than you do.
Shut up.
It's called rules, dude.
You want the per NLU, no laying up.
This is the official data of his 15th hole.
26 minutes.
Four commercial breaks.
Three three woods from the rough.
Two balls out of bounds.
Two rules officials. Two putts.
One penalty area,
10 strokes.
Just a 10-burger.
You don't hate to see it.
Have you ever played with somebody that refuses to take a 10 because it goes against their
handicap?
Oh, I played with a guy who's like, oh, no, I stopped at a double.
Yeah.
A double seems pretty generous.
But have you ever heard people do it because of their handicap? Like, no, my handicap will only let me take a double here my uh double seems pretty generous but have you ever heard people do it because of their hand like they'll do it because of their handicap like no my handicap will only let me
take a double here what it's like yeah i'm sorry i don't understand that's not how it works no
absolutely not i don't even care if that's in the rule book that way but like if you're
you're not getting any free strokes especially if your handicap is so good that you can't take
a double like fuck off it's not happening, dude.
No, I'm not playing with that person anymore.
Bullshit. Try to pull that shit with me.
I mean, how nice would it be
if that's the biggest number you could put up?
Yeah, it'd be real nice, David.
I'd probably have a better handicap than I do now.
I'm gonna start pulling
that with bogeys, though.
Dude, I just won't stop at bogey.
Yeah, my handicap won't let me do that. I'm doing this thing with my handicap. so I'll be like, dude, I just won't stop bogey. Yeah, my handicap will let me do that.
I'm doing this thing with my handicap.
Did he even make the cut after that?
He did.
He made it, like, on the – I mean, he's the reason that I think Big Cat
and Brooks made the weekend because he dropped the cut line.
Brooks is bringing it everywhere, man.
What's going on with him?
I could be wrong what I just said, but don't tell me.
Did Brooks get in Bryson's head or did Bryson get in Brooks's head they're in each other's head but Brooks is
coming out on top because I mean he's absolutely I think Brennan Porath somebody had the tweet of
him throwing that big ass a big old hooter in his mouth that big old uh dip I don't know what I was
hooter yeah I don't know he was mosting on the on Hooter. Yeah, I don't know. He was mosting on the 19 green.
I was thinking of all the things that I heard it called in college.
And I was like, yeah, this is him leaning into the brand.
Bryson was worried about protecting his brand.
Like, well, why don't you throw some chaw in, bro?
Throw a little Redman in.
Bryson doesn't have the.
Ooh, is Redman's canceled?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Are you talking about the rapper?
No, I'm not. Or are you talking about the...
Not Method Man's partner in How High.
I feel like...
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
No, they still exist.
Redman. But their website website sucks I will say that
do not go to their website
it's a waste of time
I mean I don't have too much
on the golf honestly
when Rom's winning
like in the most exciting
thing that's happening
is Bryson melting down
on Friday
I just don't have that much
I'm sorry
yeah there wasn't a lot
when it became clear that Fino ejected and Ryan Palmer wasn't going to make any birdies
to threaten.
Although, Rahm had put up a couple big ones, but his handicap prevented him from...
I just had a lame sports weekend.
Nothing I watched really went the way that I wanted it to go.
Did I watch sports?
Oh, I watched the fight card Saturday.
It was pretty good.
F1 was absolutely boring.
Not absolutely boring, but F1 was leaving some to be desired.
More like F2?
Yeah.
More like Efron.
Not really.
That's good.
That's good.
Nothing boring about that.
Zach F1?
Hell yeah.
Sounds like Cole Campbell's saying it.
That sounds mean.
Man, you lost, guys, to your boys, Dave, Chelsea.
We all saw that coming, though.
No one saw that coming.
Who lost to Chelsea?
Manchester United, David.
How did Pulisic do?
Pretty good.
I don't even think he played.
I'm asking Will.
Why didn't he play?
Coach's decision?
Well, it's an FA Cup game, and it's not as important right now
as making the Champions League.
And so they did some tinkering with the lineups.
He could have gone in.
After it was 3-0, I admittedly just kind of got on my phone
and just read hate tweets on Twitter about the game.
So I didn't really care.
Yeah, you were active in that.
I was just a little – I was having fun in the morning,
but then once the Man U game got on, I just didn't have any fun anymore.
Hey, Killshot texted me,
yo, our office is a half mile from La Barbecue.
If you want to just come by and grab cases from here of water.
He doesn't realize.
I got to let him know this is a later gram.
Yeah.
Common mistake.
He should have known by the shadows.
Why does he think that you're just getting FitPix off at 10 a.m.?
It's a very fair question.
Even if you don't want to drive to a barbecue, Dave, you know what you can do?
You can Postmate it.
Postmate it.
Great call.
Yeah, you could absolutely just Postmate it.
Because if you're like me, you probably start thinking about what to eat for dinner while you're still eating lunch.
I love food, and that's why I love using Postmates. If you're like me, you probably start thinking about what to eat for dinner while you're still eating lunch. I love food and that's why I love using
Postmates. But I kind of love them
even more right now because they're doing something
that other people are doing.
But they're doing it well.
Non-contact deliveries.
So you don't even have to
touch these people or interact with them.
Yeah, I complained about
driving across town. I should have just Postmated it.
Well, yeah. Now when you order from local restaurants,
everything gets left right outside your door.
It's the best.
What are you thinking, dude?
They also have Postmates Pickup, which you could do that too, Dave,
which you can use to order takeout from your local favorite restaurants.
So listen up.
You guys need to be supporting your neighborhood spots right now.
I've been trying to eat local as much as possible in order to help support my community.
And Postmates doesn't just deliver burgers and sushi.
They actually make life easier by picking up everything you need from Walgreens and 7-Eleven
and dropping it off right outside your door.
I mean, if you're quarantining right now, Dylan, you don't want to go to Walgreens.
You're trying to teen.
You won't catch me there.
No.
You just use Postmates.
They can go pick some stuff up for you.
You need some tanning oil?
Postmates will go to Walgreens and snag it up for you.
Or maybe some gout cream?
I do not need that at this point.
Do you need gout cream?
I don't even know if gout cream is a thing.
We'll even do that too.
But no, I don't need it.
Maybe some Bengay?
What is gout cream?
What are you doing, David?
I don't know.
Just thinking of different foot medications for you.
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Anything you need, anytime you need it, Postmate it. Well, boys, do we have anything hot going on in the hopper this week for Washed Media?
What a jam-packed Monday episode this was.
I know.
Anytime you got Zuck surfing with just stuff littered all over his face and you got Efron getting body shamed,
it's going to be a good day for the Circling Back podcast.
Zuck cake and Efron's hot bod.
Just a lot.
Sexy dudes today.
I feel like we do have some exciting watch media stuff
down the pipeline this week.
Well, keep an eye out on Twitch.
Keep an eye out on something else, too.
Our Twitch stuff is really, really coming together right now.
Yeah, I don't know if you guys heard earlier in the pod,
but we had an Xbox delivered live in pod.
No one is doing that.
Yeah, you don't see that anywhere.
Yeah, between the live delivery of an Xbox
as well as the...
What?
Dave got locked out.
Dave got locked out.
And Dave getting a gram off mid-pod.
We did some revolutionary stuff
in the podcast world today.
This re-disrupted the industry.
People are going to be talking about this
for a long time.
I think you're probably right.
I just got a call that said spam risk,
but I think it might have been spam risk
trying to acquire us after today's episode.
So now I get the call that says telemarketer.
Yeah.
Which is very nice.
Unknown was enough for me to not answer it.
I mean, yeah, just not having a name attached to it was enough for me to screen that phone call every single time.
If it's a local number without a name, I will answer it because maybe it's a doctor's office I forgot about.
Maybe it's like Dylan's doctor saying, can you pick up his gout medication for Dylan?
I don't know because I'm your primary guardian.
You're not.
In case of emergency contacts.
You're just not.
Just I'm saying.
You know Dave does wellness checks on you all the time you have
to drive by your house and just make sure that everything's going smoothly that's true
he brings me that's what i was looking at exercise equipment there's a dude on a
some kind of motorized vehicle cleaning the parking lot i guess i don't know what he's doing
i've never seen it it's moving too quick to be like a i love a good clean parking lot i do too
man yeah and when you clean a parking lot. I do, too, man. Yeah.
And when you clean a parking lot, the good thing is it sprays all the dirt onto your car.
Shit, really?
Yeah.
But don't get your car washed today because we're supposed to have some rain this week.
Yeah, there's a little tropical wave blowing in. We'll see what happens, guys.
I got my eye on it.
Keep it on there.
Keep us updated, please.
I will.
Should we get out of here?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all.
It's been fun.
Bye. I will. Should we get out of here? Yeah. Yeah, that's all. It's been fun.
Bye. Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.