Club Random with Bill Maher - Freddie Gibbs | Club Random w/Bill Maher

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

Bill Maher and Freddie Gibbs randomly riff on Bill’s emergency landing in Gary, Indiana, Freddie’s Grammy nomination, Bill Cosby, things black people invented, and Bill and Freddie going on tour together. 

I can't believe you invited me on here. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't know. Oh, no. I, uh... That was crazy. Wanting to talk to you for a long time, you know, I... I know you're from Gary. Gary, the enemy. And I once crashed there.

What? It's been a night in gear. No! My plane crashed. Your plane crashed? No, in the Gary airport? Well, it was supposed to land in Chicago. And there was this electrical storm.

Yeah. Like, I've ever been in that where you're like, especially in the Midwest, you must see it all the time. We're like, every where you're looking in lightning. Yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. And I remember hearing the pilots say, we gotta get this plane on the ground.

And you landed in fucking Gary? Yes. Did. Shit. You, I mean, about like you. I know, it's like the beginning of the month. If you were to tell me you landed in hell, I would have believed you got down.

You landed in fucking Gary back. So let me ask you this, did Niggas take the rims off the plane? Yeah. Did they on the plane? Did they keep the wheel? Because I already see no airplane. Okay, come through the hood. We almost to kept the plane. We would've stole that, my brother.

I can't tell you something. I can't even hear that word. You're right. I'll get in trouble just for being in the same room. Well, for Niggas. Are you my Niggas, Bill? Good, dog. X-Nay.

You ain't with the Niggay, you ain't with him. You ain't with the nigga representative, so that's all good. I could do all of that. That's right. No joke, Rogan shit. That's all good. No joke, Rogan shit, baby. That's funny.

That's all good. What do you think of him? I'm not a joke, Rogan. Yeah. I wouldn't fight that nigga in no karate match, because he's big as fuck. When I met him, I said, you look like a little bitty fucking armor tank. And he, you can whoops the man.

He told me about this fight. He takes it seriously. He really does. And I fuck with him with that man. I love Joe for that. You know what I mean? But I don't like him doing the nigga compilation. But you know, I don't think Joe erases though.

I'm gonna keep it real. I don't think he erases man. You know, really man, I don't give a fuck what a motherfucker say when they go home. How the fuck right? I mean, that really, what most keep it real. I don't think you're racist, man. You know, really, man, I don't give the fuck what I'm gonna fucking say when they go home. How the fuck, what I'm gonna say? Well, I mean, that really, most of it was time. It's not too execution, but. Oh shit.

Oh, bad. Siri, damn bitch, my bad. How the fuck you buddy at all conversation? You fucking millennial. You cannot spend one second without your magic. I'm gonna turn that shit off, man, because it'd be too many holes. It's called me, man. I told all my holes I'm coming to Bill Mar. It's been one second without your magic. I'm gonna turn that shit off, man, because it'd be too many holes. It's called, I mean, man.

I told all my holes would come in a bill of mine. It's like, bro, some of my holes might already been here, fuck with Bill. Now, Freddie, are we still using how, is that? We use it, whole bitch, need everything. No, but I mean, if we're, we're post me to a movement, are we still saying how? Man, it's the B3 move, they're fucked in whole. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, we still saying, oh, man, it's the me three movement. Fuck the whole.

They always hold. You're doing the me two movement. What is it, the me three movement? Me three. It's a bitch touch me before. Is that a threesome joke? It could be. I like threesome.

You know what I'm saying? My girl just showed me a bitch on the phone right now that she want me to fuck when I come to Texas. I'm gonna go knock that shit down too. I love this. You're so throwback to politically incorrect days. And, oh, the baby. Right, what did, what can they do to you?

I grew up on Bill Maher. Right. That's why I'm fucked up, I'm fucked up here. And you have a bitterness toward your parents for abusing you when you're a child? I love them, Nick. They cool. My mom is a retired male carrier.

She delivered mail. That's why I can get my grandson from. That's why I get my hustle for my mom's hustle. My dad. Like Janet Jackson in that movie. Yeah, poetic justice. No, hell no. Tupac was the mail man.

Janet Jackson was the bitch getting the ride. So that's what the fuck is the mail man? Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm giving you a ride man. Janet Jackson was the bitch getting the ride. For the motherfucking male. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, I'm giving you a ride. Are you talking shit with the fuck? No, no, no, I thought I think Janet Jackson worked for the post office. And Tupac, Tupac worked for the post office. Janet Jackson was a headdresser, and they got a ride

from Tupac, head to a male truck. First of all, bitch, get on the gray hound. What the fuck? We do a ride in a male truck. Oh, to Oakland. And who is your friend in the movie? We do it around in the mail truck. Up to Oakland. And who is your friend in the movie? That was Regina King, the legend there. Regina King.

The legend there. That's like, if God was like black and a woman, which she might be, it would be Regina King. She is, so I love her. Like, I've been watching Husks 2, 2, 7. I've been admiring her for a while. If we're really gonna have to believe in God, certainly that whatever it is cannot be

in any specific form of gender or race or anything. Certainly if your God is giving praise to the Jesus. I know, but it's all like God's a Filipino. He could not be. He could not be. Could not be anything specific. Man, last Halloween, I say to Filipino nigga, dressed up as Jesus. I say, he a Filipino nigga. You cannot be. You cannot be anything specific. And last Halloween, I say to Filipino nigga, dress up as Jesus.

I say, you Filipino Jesus. You know what I'm saying? So Jesus could be all kinds of colors and stuff and, or God, or whatever you want to call them, boo the out of them. It could have been Rob Schneider. They could have been Rob Schneider. Yeah.

Yeah. The dude's big load is both, but. I love that movie, man. I want to leave that out. I love Rob Schneider. There is a dolphin costume in that corner there. You see that? You see there's a dolphin there? Why do you have that? Get involved in golf. You're in the freakish shape. Okay, flipper.

No, that's, you know, that involves Rob Schneider. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the You didn't involve him. You were the freakish. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's okay. Okay, flipper. No, that's, no, that's, it involves Rob Schneider. That full length dolphin costume is one I used on an episode of Politically Incorrect. It was a sketch. Do you remember Ellie and Gonzales? He was a Cuban boy.

The little nigga to refugee, those trying to get over. They were trying to get their name to save him. Where is he in? Is he in Miami and some children? No, we weren't back to Cuba. Anyway, it's true. The people that don't remember him. In Miami, they sell the dope, so what?

And this is here in 2000. How old were you in 2000? I was a shit. Shhh. 17, 18, 19. Okay, you're 17, but you could have heard about this. Allian Gonzalez, a cube, of course, still run by the castros, and not a great place,

certainly a lot of poverty. So his mother, like many Cubans, wanted to get to America, took a life raft or a tire or something with the boy. She died on the trip over. And so he washed up on the shores of Miami and was taken in by a family there, relatives. And they want to get them out of there?

Well, it became a political thing. It was one of the first issues that, oh, why do we have to be political about this? The Republicans were like, he's on American soil and America's the greatest country ever. So we must keep him. He's like a puppy we found. And the Democrats were like, no, he should go back to his family. And that really was the right answer. Well, happened to this dreamer shit they was talking about. They didn't have that deal.

Oh, no, no, no. This is way before that dreamer shit. Yeah, this was just one kid. I went on a date last night with a bitch that was a dreamer. She was like, you know, I'm from a, you know, I ain't gonna say what country you from, but she came over here,

she dreamed her way into this motherfucker, and I was like, damn, you hear that. She's crazy bitch, you just have a dream. I mean, Marlou, the king had a dream for Niggas, and we still ain't got shit. So, wow. That's not very nice to the people who have achieved a lot. To achieve what the dream is, to go get it over here.

I'm, look, I'm with everybody that make it to this country. To make it. I wanna finish telling you why the dolphin costume. Oh, yeah, we left off of that by the end. Okay, we had to talk about that. And the alien goes out. Okay. So when this was the big story in the news,

we did a sketch where Rob Schneider played alien Gonzalez because he looked like he could be a diminutive Cuban boy. Oh, man. That's so nice. I was the dolphin he wrote in on. From Cuba. And I split double-sided levels and I love it.

And like, if I didn't actually have that fucking thing over there, I would not even believe myself telling that story that actually happened. That's what I did. Shout out to everybody in Compton, America. You know what I mean? And make it up. Absolutely. And get over here, because, you know,

I mean, because we had no choice. They brought us. They filled me. We got in the first class ticket to this month's fork. Yes. So, you know, I understand people trying to come over here and make their life better. Shit, we didn't really have a choice.

Disadifferent size. So, we were trying to make me feel better. A little bit. You know what? I didn't do it. I didn't do it. You didn't experience it anyway. But true, true, true dad.

By the way, true dad. When I started real time, the show I'm still doing in 2003, I wanted to call it without a flex or what. What? That was a big fucking flex. It's about the show I'm still doing. It's 2003, goddamn. It was a lot of my fake shows get cut off.

It's one year. I did the other one for nine years before that. I only had six months in, off in between. I've been on for almost 30 years straight. That's why you sitting on 10 acres in this motherfucker. Wow. I thought it was not 10 acres, but I certainly got this underground bunker.

But anyway, I wanted to call the show, and maybe this would not have aged well. But I wanted to call it, not real time. I wanted to call it keeping it real. Keeping it real. Which back then was a much... It's a little corny now. Keep it in real. Which back then was a much more central little corny now. He's a bit real.

Think back to 2003. It was not corny then. They swear to God. They probably worked in 99, maybe no three. It wouldn't work, do you? Wow, you're monitoring it that closely to the year, huh? Yeah. It's got to be my system.

Dig it, it's my system. Since it's that shit with the work All right, then I was then let you say I was I dodge the bullet you dodged it. Yeah This shit I also suggested true dad It's a title for the show like true detective Well, yeah, but So I guess they thought we should do my, so we do my podcast. It's called it, but for the true nigga.

Well, there you go with that. Orange Oro. The word that must never be spoken. It's good. I mean, I'm like your nigga's safety valve. You know, I Tom Brady jump off to the run back. You throw that motherfucker to me. You feel like saying it, just look at me and I say it. Well, I mean, you joke, but actually,

like Howard Stern's greatest decision ever, in many ways, because she is such a genius that when she's black co-hosts. Yes, exactly. Because it indemnifies you to so much. Yeah, it's the black woman too, so that's the, even more great. So when she laughs at something, he says, demnifies you too so much. Yeah, it's the black woman too, so that's the, even more great.

So when she laughs at something, he says, and you know, look, he did, there is one really horrible thing that we saw him do, but you know, he was younger and I don't know, but it was just, he himself phones it and it was, what did he do? He was tired, I mean, he just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I mean. Well, that too, that was fucked up.

No, I love Howard, and I think he's a genius at what he does. But to have a black woman, yes, because, and she's the most amazing co-host ever. I mean, of all the second bananas, you probably don't remember Ed McMahon, but people like that, Letterman had Paul Schaefer. No one has ever done it better than Robin.

She, I think, like in the way she, like Howard, I mean, that is, she's a lid. So, like, yes. Can it always be a more honest conversation because of that, yes. It actually can. It can. And that's why I'm giving you the big bucks.

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Do you have a drink? I got a drink, I'm drinking 42. Oh, that's the hose, like in a club. Now you keep mentioning your... That's crazy to say. You're a white dude with about a 42. I usually use this all these things, you see niggas in a club with it.

Is this something African Americans enjoy more than white people? There's something Niggas love in the club. I don't know. African Americans, I don't know. This is the best commentary on how ridiculous America is. Isn't it? Super ridiculous. It's super ridiculous. It's super ridiculous. I wouldn't want to live in the world.

I mean, you know what I'm supposed to put. Yes, exactly. I don't want to live in the world. I don't know what I'm supposed to put. Fruit out. Fruit out. Fruit mean, what's the fuck? Yes, exactly. I don't want to live in the world. True that. True that. True that. Hey, that's getting it real.

True that. True that. You could be in Russia right now, Bill. Oh, I'd be inventing you, Craig. Oh, that'd be fucked up. Yeah. You care about that? Do I care?

Yeah. Fuck no. You just got to be a problem. I've been in Russia before. You've been in Russia? Yeah. Fuck no. You just got to be proud. No. I've been in Russia before. You've been in Russia? Yeah, been in. Why are you there? What's happened? You think this all Diggs do is rap, Bill?

No, I... What could not be a Russian kick at it? I was there. I was there rapping. So turned out I was right. Yeah, you were on tour. Yeah, all the tour. You were applying your profession. I was there rapping. So turned out I was right. Yeah, you were on tour. You were all tour.

You were applying your profession. Yeah, fucking around in Russia. Yeah. They gave me an AK47. No, I was on the Grammy for Best Rap Album. That's true. That's true. And I was gonna go to that ceremony.

You wasn't because they didn't have it. And I was gonna go and I was gonna stand up and I was gonna take the mic and I was gonna say, I'm gonna let you finish. It was COVID-19, they didn't have one. But Freddie did the best rap album last year. I did. Maybe of all time.

That's what I was gonna say. You think Alfredo's what the best rap album's all time? That's crazy. I do too. Wait till you hear my new album. It's called Tripless, Soul Soul Separately. Now, how much... Oh, wow, look at that ring.

You like it? What is that? Super ball? No, I ain't super ball. This is a super-hoes. You know the story about Vladimir Putin. What about him? Take it off your head.

No, I... OK. But it does make the story better. Vladimir Putin, I forget who... But he... Did he took... Do super-heroes? Yes. Yeah. He has to see it and then he took it.

Yeah. I mean, don't do that. I'm sorry. Wow. Can I ask what a thing like that cost? Mmm. That's a lot of diamonds. That's a lot of diamonds.

No, you got to have him hit this. Do you wear this to attract the hose? Yeah, that's what a hose, the whole ring. So, like, I'm holding my blunt, I'm holding my drink. So this is a whole attract. Yeah, it's a super-holring. Super-holring. Yeah, super-holring is a super-holring.

And this is because hoses are attracted to shiny objects. Yeah, they, they, the holes are attracted shiny objects. They definitely are. Sure, they definitely are. That's, they, they go right to it. That's why we wear, that's the only reason we wear. So it sounds to me like you're single, militantly single. Is that, would that be too much of a bit of an incident?

Millicially, in him. Nah, I'm a noggamist. Nah, I'm a noggamist. Yeah, I want them to add that shit to the LGBTQ letter. So I could be a part of the LGBT community. I think I deserve a spot. Right. I deserve a spot. I'm a part of the LGBT community. I think I deserve a spot. I deserve a spot. I'm a part of the community.

I'll fuck gay girls. You fuck gay girls. Yes. So why am I not a part of the community? No. I should be a part. I'll go to the parade and shit. I like rainbows.

So... What's the name of this story? Speaking of gay girls. You like gay girls too? I know you do. Well, I mean, I'm not... I'm not gay girls. I'm not a whore in the city.

I know. I'm a girl that gave you fuck them. You're in the mix, right? This is too complicated. It is. It's very complicated. It's like, you know, doesn't amole. Doesn't anyone just fuck anymore?

Does he always have to be eating people and branding people? And there's a lot of different ways of fucking nowadays. I know. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, listen to this. So it's just, I think, 2001. Shugnight had just gotten out of prison. Oh, shit.

So my friend, one of my closest friends is a rapper, you may know Christopher Kid Reed from Kid and Play. Yeah, that's okay. So that's a Christian legend. So he was, you know, we were like, we just loved going, when I was a drinking person, we'd go out and drink a lot. You're drinking right now, what the fuck is going on? Right, but I mean a lot, I was a drinking person. We'd go out and drink a lot. So drinking right now, what the fuck?

Right, but I mean a lot. I'm barely drinking now. So we were at this club called Peanuts, on Santa Monica Boulevard. It was, and it was like sort of a half gay, but it was like hot chick lesbian, but a lot of celebrities. It was kind of a half way into after hours, but you know, you had to like be somebody

to get in there. So we wanted to go this night. We heard like crazy, I thought in those days, but we thought, you know, Shug Night was going to be there, and it was going to be a hot night. So something will be a hot night. So there was this like stage show going on, you know, kind of like, you know,

Berlaski kind of stuff, not too rachi, but and I was looking in this girl who works right in front of me, and I'm just like, excuse me, I was, you know, and she was like one of Shug soldiers, and she was like a rough one, probably like one of his recruiters. And like I was always kind of a, I don't say a trick-e-land drunk,

but if someone fuck with me, I didn't let it go. So we kind of, and then she's like, tells me who she is, and we saw, I saw a show at the bar. He was pouring from a bottle champagne into a girl's mouth. I was like, oh, this is not gonna go well. And so like Chris, I said, look Chris, I think I may have insulted one of the people. You fucked up, Bill.

Yeah. Yeah, me said, we gotta get up out of here. I remember the word up in there. Yeah, we gotta get the bombings. Yeah, that's correct. I Yeah, we got to get the bombings. Yeah, you got to get that shit correct. I said, you got some nigga friends. And I said to him, no, I'm not going to look over my shoulder to rest in my life. Like, I want to squash this now

or die tonight. You know, I remember they had like the dodge your hat with the red on it. Yeah. That's when you know their blutes. Yes. Yes. And red on it. Yeah. That's when you know their blutes. Yes, yes. And serious about it. A red. The dodge your blue is like very known.

So make it red is quite a statement. It's certain hats in LA you shouldn't wear. And that's one of them. Shug Knights said to me, I watch politically and correct every night in prison. It really kept me going. I was like, once in a while, thank you, Jesus. You know, I would have needed God when I knew him.

I need to do my show like a week later. Hey, she's a great guy, man. I love she's a man. What? But doesn't he've done some bad things? Come on, as ready. As executive in the music industry, I look up to shit. I mean, he's one of the, you know,

I mean, he didn't hang people out windows. Maybe he did. He was a lot of, I'm dry, over people. So, he did a lot of shit, you know what I mean? Maybe in the music industry, and he, you know, did a lot of intimidating things, but I looked at that, I mean, he crawled so we could walk, you know what I mean?

Like, the fear of shit that he instilled in a lot of these executives, they don't fuck with us the same cause of shit. And you feel the same about Cosby? What the fuck are you talking about? Did you, are you watching that documentary? I have, but what the fuck does Cosby, welcome? Well, I'm just saying, he's true.

If you wanna make that, to what I'm saying, if you wanna make that, that's what I'm saying. If you want to make that case, that we forgive the sins because, I mean, I was talking about this on one of our other podcasts. That documentary really reminded me before we knew the bad cause be, he was like probably the biggest trailblazer, or thing, I mean, from like the late 60s.

Yeah, the best thing to shit he with Blacks Dunn, man, because they was paint, they was paint niggas Black. I mean, paint white niggas Black. That's crazy. Lots of stuff like that. Paint, paint, paint, I'm like. And there's video of him like being really straightforward and honest.

I mean, he used all the political power he had from being the star and being as beloved as he was, you know, by both races. He used that for really good causes. I mean, you can't take that away. But then he was also simultaneously being a monster. Yeah. I'll say that Nigger was dropping quailoos in a big string. Yes.

Yes. That's fucking a big deal. No, no, no. That's bad, man. That's why it's just so crazy, man, to even see that shit. It's just like, damn, looking at that doc, I was just like, fuck, listen to the stories, especially the one with the girl, went to one of his fucking shows,

and then got raped or whatever, and then he called her the next day, and was like, you got too drunk and you were just all open. I mean, she went back the next day and the same shabby again, I was just like, damn, what the fuck doc, she was just wild. Wait, I mean, she went back the next day and the same shabby again, I was just like, damn, like, what the fuck, Dr. Sussi's, as well. But I mean, this sort of harem lifestyle, is that an accurate way to call it?

I feel like I'm Tom Snyder. Sir, I'm meeting women, would you call it a harem lifestyle? That sounds like my lifestyle. Not the Queen loose. No, no, no, but you're saying, like militantly non-monogamous. Yes. That's a good way to put it.

And they, I don't believe in monogamy. I think they claim it should be able to do whatever they want to do. Me and them women. So I don't think that men should be tripping on women about what they want to do either. And so this, you said you had a date last night? Yeah, definitely. And tonight and remind me what she, what do you say she was? I think she's from the Bidicare Republic.

She's a dreamer. Oh, a dreamer. Yeah, she's one of the dreamers. She got over here in the program and got a citizenship. And how to go? The date of the dream. The bit of dream? We're good of the dream. The bit the dream would go for the bitch. The date was okay.

So you went out to the cheesecake factory. Oh, fuck no, Bill, give me some credit. I'm a nigga, but goddamn, I'm a rich nigga now. All right, you went out to the supermarket. Mine reaches you, but I got some paper now. The sushi. I went to the night shit in a heavily hills and shit. This spot, you know, I'm saying I

be taking pictures too. Yeah, yeah, it's called, I'm gonna recommend it. You probably went to a, you had a spot called Alivec, you've been there, they got good stakes. Calls where? Alivec. Me and Lambo, Lambo went with me one time.

Alivec. No. They got good stakes. I don't go out that much and stakes. Too hard to chew. You gotta get the right ones. You're a rich, you get a right one. You're a risk needed. You get a good steak.

Even, you never know. I must say, when I've had steaks at home, you know what I do? I can never chew it enough to finish it off, because it's too, and so I wind up chewing it, chewing it, chewing it, chewing it. And then I take a wad out of my mouth, and I give it to the dog.

It sound like you need to take factory. And the dog is like, I don't care. Yeah. Thank you, dad. The fuck is a steak? Is it you need, man? Not you, the fuck out there, muffle steak. No, I guess it's just, you know.

So this, you got to know this person? Got to know him. Yeah, big ass, two dogs. Yeah. Yeah, like ass. That's one thing you got to have, is that ass. And she was in accordance with sexual intercourse was, you have nobody.

It's all consensual. No. I'm not a cop. I assume that. I assume that. I assume that. Are you in accordance with, are you in compliance? So, comply with it.

We do it in the white world. True that. You have all your holes, all your cordons. I'll do'm with that. I'll tell you with that. Yeah, you know what? It's perhaps not that far away in time when that is actually how people will have to

behave. I mean, there are already times when people want something in writing, you know, about the people assigned NDAs and there are people with... Yeah, some rappers go to in writing, you know, about the people who sign NDAs. And there are people who... Yeah, some rappers go to the house, you guys sign NDA. So I don't sign shit. I'll be like, fuck you, nigga. Get the fuck out of my face.

I'm like, hey, sign shit. I don't fucking tell him I'm a fuck girl. I'm just a fucker house. But, you know, nasty. You don't worry that this, that a girl could be some kind of, you know, like that Kanye song. I'm not saying she's a gold digger. Gold digger, but she's not fuck with a broke nigger.

Thank you, I'm seeing. Certainly not going to sing that part. That's why we're a team. I mean, I sing the first line. That's what I like. You talk, you talk, you talk, you talk, you talk. You're a big bum. I'm your safety valve.

Safety Nigger, safety valve. You go to the first line? That's what I like. You talking about. You talking about. Of your safety valve. Safety valve. You're going to go to the gold digger. But she ain't fucking with her broke. Get out. I don't know what you're talking about me. But I'm rich. Can't get all of them.

All of them want some money. Yeah, you know, fuck, well, you think it's just fucking me because of my mother fuck because of my personality. They want to do via some money. All of them. You have a great personality, they wanna do it around some money, all of them. They wanna do it. You have a great personality.

That is true, I agree. But the bitches want some money. They wanna do something, they wanna eat third place, they wanna end, they wanna Instagram, even if they don't want like money per se, like give me some money, they wanna be. I think you're selling yourself short. Yeah, they ended up doing it.

What did they do it, what I'm saying is holes in this industry and shit. That's what they go for. They go for it. Guys that are well to do. It is a natural thing, you know, I know. Gold diggers, it is what it is. All of it.

It's not a problem. Gold diggers, ain't just fuck with the prognosis. You know what, what, I mean, I hit you with that, keep a nigga baby. Among, let's just say this, we got any baby moms? No. That's big.

No. Yeah, you ain't no kids. No. Oh, shit. No wife, no kids, no Alabama. Damn, you lit. Yeah, that's how you get... That's how you get acres.

That's how you get acres and paper. You're right, man. You probably ain't made it here. You just probably have to give it away to, like, people. Yeah, yeah, man. Fuck. See? No. You got to travel light, bro like people. Yeah, yeah, man. See? No. You got to travel light, bro.

You got to travel light, man. Yeah, see? It can't be a slave to your dick. You right. Well, you can. Just don't have babies with it. You right. You know, they have technology to prevent that.

I'm glad I got kids, though. No. That is the only no bitches. Show you how to do that. I mean, I need some bitches, but I don't like, I like to live alone, if that makes any sense. I can only live by myself. I can only live alone.

I can only live alone. I don't, that's why I said, I don't know if I can have a wife or no shit like that, because I gotta live by myself. And honestly, what ruins relationships, I think, is over familiarity. You're just, anyone think, is over familiarity. You're just anyone, no matter how wonderful they are.

I'm tired of you bitch. Hey! Show me a bad bitch, and I'll show you a motherfucker that's tired of fucking her. No, I know. I understand. You got holes, me and you got holes,

you're like, fucking all our holes all the time. No, holes. Why, why, why, can't we do better? No. All right. Fuck, do we want to do better for him? We do our best, we can.

My mom loves me. That's all they matter. Where's your mother? In Gary. Yeah? And she's happy there. Everybody's great. How old is she?

How you ask me out when my mommy is, man? What the fuck, if I get my mama aged on the motherfucker show, then she'd be like, what the fuck wrong, she knew? Oh, no, I think, uh, mom, like, what? She's about to be 60, so she's 60 or something. So she's around my ass. Yeah, don't be looking at my mama, Nick. The fuck?

She married Nick. No, I'm not... I'm not... I'm not... I'm not suggesting that at all. I'm particularly inappropriate. But... And she's still with your father?

No, no, no, no, no. Remair it. Yeah, remair it. What do you think of the new guy? That's my nigga. How do you like him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my stepfather.

That's pretty cool to swap, yeah. Oh, good. Right. And what about the real father? Yeah, that's my step father. That's cool. That's what yeah. Oh, God. Right. You know what about the real father? Yeah, that's my nigga too. Oh, God. Yeah. I'm not everybody's own. I never need it as a bastard child. And I wasn't sick. I think they are you know our daddy's nigga. What we know our fathers. We know our dad He's no sick. No suggestion that you learn. I know I'm just letting you know you know. I'm just letting you know I don't play that day And all the other pussy's play. Okay, I know, I keep it real. And it's real time.

And, you know, yeah. No, but yeah, I fucking, there was no suggestion. I'm just asking about you, because I like you. I love you too. Okay, and I wanna know about you. I get to dead. Anything could have happened.

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But there was a time in America where like families stayed together and then there was a time when they didn't. And from my experience throughout my whole life of watching that happen, it's exactly equal among both races. True, I don't know any, I don't see any higher among younger people. True. I don't see any higher rate of like, oh my parents are still together

in the white people than the black people. Nobody stays together. Everybody who's 25 is from a, you know, my step-mom, it's that, it's that, there's that, there's that. No, it is shit, I mean. Yeah, bad. I went, I'm not gonna win none of my kids' moms, that shit, but I still got love for. They cool, and show we all cool.

Now, let me take care of the kids. How old is your kid? My oldest kid is six, six year old, the three year old, and one year old. And what's that like for you? Fucking hell. Yeah, I mean. No. I was not good. No, I love my kids, man. It's cool, it's great. It you? Fucking hell. Yeah, I mean. No.

I was not. No, I love my kids, man. It's cool. It's great. It's good. Yeah, but I mean, there's just such a handful, aren't they? It's cool, you know what I'm saying? You just like work hard and make money.

And it goes to your handful. Yeah, they fuck them. What do you fucking mama? What the fuck's wrong with you? It's just such a throwback. You just got to work harder as a man. You got to pay for every fucking thing, but it's called as poodle. I don't think my kids love me.

We all get good relationships. A last minute time with my father. Irish Catholic, you know, from the Irish immigration to America and the potato famine of the 19th century. That's his ancestors. So his father, my grandfather, never met him. He was long dead before I was born. But he was like second generation Irish.

So how to broke a full brogue, you know. You know, the Irish, you know, what is a brogue? A brogue is like, when they talk like this, you know. Oh, when it's hard. Oh, that's crazy. Looking at your charm shit. It's the only thing worth fashion for you. I did that shit. I ain't gonna do that shit no more, because I did that shit

when I was in Ireland, and then Niggas said I was racist. What? Yeah, I was acting like that when I was in Ireland just playing around, and then they said I was racist. They said, the dude came up to me. He was like, Freddie, you're a fucking racist. I was like, well, how am I racist? He's like, how would you like it if Bono came

to drop in in bombs all over the fucking stage? And I was like, whoa, shit, yeah, yeah. I said, Bono Irish nigga, too? Yes. I didn't even know that. But you know what I'm saying? I said, my bad, now I know my Irish history, nigga. You know Bono's right.

I forgot, nigga, I didn't know what I thought he was just white, regular white. Y'all, it's a lot of y'all white niggas. I don't be known with all white niggas. Yeah, there it is. White niggas, I'm Polish. White niggas be like, I'm German. I'd white niggas. I don't be know what all white niggas do. They're good for it. White niggas are all white niggas. White niggas be like, I'm German. I'd be like, nigga, I didn't know.

You just like y'all be saying we look alike. You know, white people have done a lot of great things in America. We have. I mean y'all have. We just have two of them. Music on elevators. That's us.

No y'all did. We invented shit, y'all just kept it going. A nigga probably invented the other guy. A nigga invented the air conditioner. A nigga invented the stoplight. We invented a lot of shit, Bill. Well, I... We got a lot of evictions. I...

I don't doubt... You like stoplights? If it wasn't for nigga, it'd be crashing and then every fuck thing. Okay. Boy, I didn't know about those things. You didn't know about that? Who, who, who is this person? I don't know the Niggas name, but it's a Niggas. And Niggas, into the gas mask.

The gas mask? The gas mask. Okay. Well, I'm sure that's very true, but... Russian bomb is shit right now. I mean, like, that gas mask, that's not a shit, cause of the Niggas. Well, before we saw the movie saw the movie Hidden Figures. No one knew that it was black women.

Who was doing the match tonight. Doing the match. Doing the match. They had to stay where they're doing the match. Yeah, exactly. I showed my daughter that movie because I wanted to just see black women in their power. But I went to sleep and shit was all has hill.

But at least I showed my kids this. Right was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world.

I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most beautiful women in the world. I was one of the most. That's also us. We gave you that. White people gave us a lot of statues. I'm glad y'all started telling them got their statues down that y'all was having this shit. All these niggas that was fucking niggas up

and slave niggas and like, you know. We gonna talk about Bill Cosby. We gotta talk about their niggas too. Oh, all the forefathers of this motherfucker are the niggas who faces on the money that statues and all that shit. That Niggas too. Oh, all the forefathers of this motherfucker, the Niggas who faces on the money to stat you in our dead shit. That's fucked up too. We still, we still a,

and the Thomas Jefferson Memorial, he was raping bitch. I mean, raping women and shit. Yeah. Okay, well, why he gotta stat you and be a cosby shit, get fucked up. Well, I mean, a lot transpired and a lot of entertaining years, but I mean, a lot transpired in the years, but you know, some kind of defense. He'd have a little quailo.

Yes, I mean, civilization was... Oh, man, I need assets, man. We're going to take a big cock now. Well, okay, he loves the book of down. The real answer is that... Because all of them is the dirty book. Yeah, exactly all of them, including people of color and other parts of the world headslaves in Columbus' time.

They definitely do. Okay, so, it's humanity... That's definitely a truly... The truth is... Yes, humanity... I'm not a keeper on what I do. Right, of course not. We don't.

I learned it from Thomas Sol, a great black historian. It was real talk. But humanity marches very slowly from primordial days when we literally, you know, you could go back, not just 200 years, go back 200,000 and cancel people because they were raping women because that's how cavemen had sex. They didn't take anybody to dinner.

They just, you know, no rest of just- It was no restaurant, nigga. What the fuck, right? Still not the rape of the girl. It was bending over the river and her ass was up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, got a rape. Well, no, I don't even cave man time that pussy was getting wet The end to the cave pussy what wet. I'm sure there were some instances where the pussy was not wet That cave girl pussy was wet did a Thank The whole 42

It wasn't just Oh me I'm a hit a bitch of the head That is an unfair characterization of cavemen, pussy. That is your opinion, sir. If a cave nigga raped some shit, he did it, because he is a rapist. That's all.

Yes, but what I'm saying is a rapist. The March of a civilization travels slowly, certainly, by our standards. But when you go through the timeline of history, yes, people were just animals throughout almost all of it, in the most horrible ways, all of them. No, it was the white people. It's just not just white people.

There was some cave, and the white people was cavemen. We needed them living on caves. Oh, well, we didn't do that. All of humans start from East Africa. True. All humans started as... Niggas. I've been up all the time.

Up all the times. You've only said it two million times. Up all the times to blank on it. Freddie, come on, work with me or never come on. Okay, we should go on tour together, don't you think? This would be so fucking amazing, huh? Give you a imagine. Oh, I got a tour of being amazing. I love tour.

Right, I could do some jokes. I could do some rap. Fuck rap. That's all I was about to say, but fuck off. I'm not going to rap, fuck that. I'm tired of rapping. I just want to do this shit. Is that true?

That's definitely true. I do comedy show too, Bill. Fuck this rap show. Well, you know, you are a fantastic great rapper, though. Conflation, one of the greatest of all time. If this is a rap hall of fame, I will definitely be in it. You're super funny. I mean, you should, and I'm sure,

will have amazing success. In any field where you're just talking. Because you're a good talker. Thank you, you're a talker. I appreciate that, you know. And you know I don't bullshit people or... You don't at all. You tell it like it is. You don't at all. That's why I fuck with you, man.

That's why I want to come here, man. That's why you fuck with me. That's why I fuck with you, man. And I hope today has not changed your opinion. I hope it is only enhanced it. I enhanced it, man. I want to, we could go out tonight and get some hose, if you want to.

No, don't want to. Don't want to. Hose. Damn. Man, do you understand this shit, man? It's ready. You're killing me. Y'all rich ass niggas, man.

You and Dave should pay off. I'm trying to take y'all out. Y'all don't want to go out with me, man. Y'all heard I walk over the motherfucka wow, sad. I do. I love that. But I'm not your age. I mean, I did.

Fuck a bit the same age. Bitches, I fuck. Well, you don't know what I do. You don't know what I do. You is not fucking those 60-year-old. LAUGHTER You fuck subs 20 to 30 to 40-year-olds. 50-year-old to all all for you the oldest whole year

fuck is 40 back a ball build don't play with me down. I know what you like. I ain't played the fifth. I know what you like man. I know what you like. I got flavors for you, Bill. I got flavor man. We go out with them. I mean you together. Oh man. We go out so many holes. I can see it down. We a team, man. We could do. We was like, any Murphy, a Nick Dolti, a 48-out. I don't want to be Nick Dolti. Yeah, Nick Dolti, right now. I know a lot.

Oh, no, come on. Can't you think of something? I know, I guess he was kind of cool in that one. I like Dolti. He certainly became a bathrobe wearing joke. I like Gary Ducey. That was like my favorite white after the movie with Gary Ducey. I like Gary Bucy. That was like my favorite white outfit. I did a movie with Gary Bucy. A little Gary Bucy.

Called DC Cab in 1983. Well, yeah. Here I moved out here. That's crazy. Yeah, believe me, I was not living in, well, yeah, you know, whatever this thing is. Whatever the fuck this shit is. This shit just, I don't know, getting it poppin' man.

I mean, I'm in a movie. I'm in a couple new movies coming out, man. Movies. Yeah, I'm doing movies now. I shot a movie that I started and then produced. It went to Canes last year, down with the King, shut out of the whole cast of that Diego on Garuda director. I'm on a new series, a new comedy series. It's called A Bust Down.

That's about to come out in March. So you're 38? I'm 39. 39? This is so funny, my, so I'm writing the exact time my, I'm 37, but it's when I started doing politically incorrect. Which is really my break, you know. And I remember my manager at the time,

the legendary Bernie Brostin. You remember him? He was the original. And he said to me, kid, you're walking into stodom at just the right time. Right. And that's kind of like what I wanted. It's like, you're walking into stodom at just the right time.

You got all these things popping and so my question to you, and then I got to go, because I did my fucking show today. You know, this is like, but this is like so much fucking fun. I mean, I watched it before. But, already? But when you get big or don't fucking forget me, because that's what people do. They like, love me on the way up.

And then when they have more to protect, it becomes a little too real. You know who used to do my show? Joe Biden. And then when he became Vice President, suddenly, he didn't want to do the show anymore. Bill, I, we locked in a life dog. I fuck with you, man. We family, man.

I gotta wear this. We locked in a long way. That's a long way. That's a long way. In one hour, to be be locked in, family. I'm a loyal nigga, though. I fell out of African-American. Yeah, man.

You my nigga, though? I'm not going to get me into trouble. I love about you, Freddie. You're just fucking determined. I'm not going to let you. Yes, man. All right. I just hug it out.

Do we screw together? You get us in a zed. Now we screw it in. We're screwing it through that. Thank you, man. All right. I just hug it out. You gotta do the same. You gotta do the same. Now it's not recording in true dad, man. Thank you, man. You're welcome. All right. We have to party here or something.

I'm down with whatever, and I'm getting my number. Club right now. you