Club Shay Shay - Best of Nightcap - Chad Johnson & fiancée Sharelle Rosado’s best moments on Nightcap

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

Nightcap has been a collaboration between Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, but the show soon gained another honorary member: Ocho’s fiancée and real estate queen Sharelle Rosado. Ch...eck out the best moments from Nightcap’s favorite couple in the first year of the show!3:40 - Trust fall12:16 - Relle settles hypothetical15:23 - Draya & Jalen Green19:08 - Paintball first date20:16 - "Havin meemomos"22:04 - Who's got more game?26:11 - Relle's comin to France37:12 - Ocho & Relle on a bedroom schedule?39:44 - "We've created a monster"51:05 - Unc & Relle got the same bag55:17 - How Ocho & Relle met1:02:33 - No makeup challenge1:06:30 - Ocho gotta slim down for Relle1:07:52 - "This is OUR money"(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:50 Nah, I ain't the... That Real? Yeah, come here. Real? Real, what you doing all this time with that? Real? Chat, mouth.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Real, what going on? Baby, I got on my pajamas. That's fine. You always want to put me in the camera looking hot. You good? You good? What you doing up this time of night, Rhea? Because I went to bed early.
Starting point is 00:04:18 How early is early? It's a long day today. Well, so you know what? You need to get your husband out there and get them working too. Because two can stack paper better than one. That's right. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, sit me down, man. I'm working.
Starting point is 00:04:32 I'm working. Matter of fact, you're not allowed to say what you're doing, huh? No. Okay, never mind. Hey, Ray, I got to tell you what Ocho making so you can cut some of his bread. I already know what he making. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out.
Starting point is 00:04:48 You do understand. I'm in a very fortunate situation where she's the breadwinner. She brings in more money, which is why I don't want to sign them papers. Don't worry about it, Rhea. I'm trying to protect myself. I'm trying to protect
Starting point is 00:05:03 myself. I mean, listen. We have to do that look look how we have done look how women have done us throughout the years look how they've done us throughout the years we've always come on the losing end because when they decide they want to leave they take half everything they take half the money and all the hoo-ha
Starting point is 00:05:21 yeah yeah that's right so listen I, I'm, I'm trying to protect myself. If she wakes up one day, you know how women are on one day, they love you Monday on Friday, they wake up, they don't feel the same no more. That's life. That's the reality of life. And I try to stay within the realms of reality. So if she decides, you know, she don't want to be here no more, I need the protection. Why would I sign a prenup?
Starting point is 00:05:51 If you leave, I want half of what you got. And that's final. I don't care what people think about me. I don't care. Shit. And you can take your hoo-ha, just leave me the kids. But that's what they normally do, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:06:05 They take half the money and all the hoo-ha. That's fine. There ain't no fair trade to me. She got to leave 30% of it here with me. 30? On Mondays and Thursdays she got to drop it off. That's all I'm saying. Mondays and Thursdays, drop it off. And I think at one point
Starting point is 00:06:23 maybe she did love Shaq. us all the other issues that came with being with a person or player of his caliber i think it overshadowed that and at some point at some point the love went away what you think or am i wrong the point of what she said she said there's one you can love someone but not be in love there's a difference between the two whoa whoa wait wait wait wait stay right there stay right there because I got to use this and I got to use this
Starting point is 00:06:53 I got to use this and I think I think our chat can attempt I just I don't get why she would say that wait say say it again say it wait wait come on wait stay with me love someone you don't give me no good shit and try to go away now. You can love someone, but not be in love. There's a difference between the two.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Stay right there. And what he's saying, I loved him, but I don't know if I was ever really in love with him. Okay, let's stop right there. Because I want to make sure, I want to dot my I's and I'm going to cross my T's in my own goddamn household. While we're on this topic, let me holler at you real quick. Now, you know, baby, nothing. This is important because I don't want to waste no time.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Now, do you love me? Wait. Give me the question the right way. Do you love Ocho or are you in love with Ocho? Oh, come on now. I am in love with you and I love you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Are you sure? Maybe. How do I make sure? How do I know if- Only time. There's no way because I'm sure Shaq thought she was in love with him. Ocho, I'm going to give you something and you take this with you. Wait, wait, wait,
Starting point is 00:08:07 wait, let me get my pen, let me get my pen and pad. Let me get my pen and pad because I know you're going to give me some good shit. For me, if it's someone I cared about, someone that I close, that I'm close with. Right. I believe
Starting point is 00:08:23 it is okay to lie to a person if you'll save them great harm or embarrassment. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. Don't do that. How do you think that,
Starting point is 00:08:37 let me ask you a question. How do you think that makes Shaq feel? Honestly? Yes. Knowing Shaq? You know. Let's just say 10 years from now, and I hope you and
Starting point is 00:08:50 Rell, you and y'all married for 75 years. Yay! If Rell comes out and writes a book, I loved Ocho, but I'm not sure I was in love with Ocho. That would crush you.
Starting point is 00:09:06 That would crush you. That would crush you. You think so? You know so. Think about what you've done for real that you haven't done for any other woman that you've ever come in contact with. Come on, boy. Oh, now you preaching. You done made me stand up.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Come on now. I know. Are you, boy. And see, you have more expectations for real than you have any other woman that you've ever dealt with. See, that's why you see, see what you just said? The greater the expectation, the greater the hurt that comes along with it, it doesn't work out.
Starting point is 00:09:43 That's why I always, why you think I always told you, what I've always been good at? Oh, excuse me, excuse me. Love that woman to death. What did I tell you though? We've been in the game a very long time.
Starting point is 00:09:57 There's something very important that we all need to do and learn to do is be able to manage, being able to manage our expectations you can't manage your expectations when you're in love with someone because you can't be in love with someone if you're managing your expectations because you have to be willing you have to see here's the thing Ocho in order to be in love you have to be vulnerable and see there's a different there's two different you can be vulnerable but not be weak and you can be weak but not be vulnerable so wait what love
Starting point is 00:10:27 love requires that you become vulnerable that you're willing to open yourself up you're willing to fall and know that rail will catch you wait let me let me see if she hold on now come here we got we got to do the test now
Starting point is 00:10:43 hold on hold on see sometimes sometimes this is how you know you got a good you got your good partner what if i jump out the way nah nah don't do that nah this is gonna let me know if we're gonna last we just gonna let me know if we're going to last. It's going to let me know if we're going to last, if I can trust her, you know, if she gets me. Because sometimes you only as strong as your supporting cast. You know that, right? You know, sometimes in life,
Starting point is 00:11:14 you're only as strong as your foundation, huh? Yep. Okay. No, I'm joking. Okay. Okay. You see? Yes. She got you. no I'm joking okay you see she got you because the thing is sometimes people confuse the two Ocho
Starting point is 00:11:33 because a person can be vulnerable and not be weak and a person can be weak but not be vulnerable you gotta be careful though you see what you just said you gotta be careful because in today's era, in today's society, vulnerability to women is seen as weakness. It is. It is. Depending on who you with. So you got to be careful there.
Starting point is 00:11:54 That's how you have to be vulnerable. That's why you have to be careful who you're vulnerable with. With. Right. Right. But again, once you open up your vulnerabilities, there's an expectation level. And when that expectation level is not met, therein lies the hurt. Therein lies the pain. He knows how to use all of that. So when he plays inside out, it helps him out a lot.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Hey, Rel! Uh-huh, now you ain't talking down. Hey, Rel! Oh, Rel. Are we good, Rel? How you doing? Tired. Hey, stand your ground, Rel. Don't let him run over you.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Don't let him do it, Rel. I'm not up. Nah. Why you over the bump of your gum in public it's family it's just family oh so we got the poll would you let your kids go hungry so your bff kids could eat yeah kids will starve 33 percent ochcho kids will starve, 67%. Damn. He's trying to take money out of the kids' mouth.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah, she said, nah, we can't do that. Bring Rail. Come here. She wants her little five minutes of fame. Let me take over Rayo How you doing?
Starting point is 00:13:30 I'm doing good You can see Gil right there What's up, Phil? Hey, how you doing? What's up, Cuzzle? Would you take food out your kid's mouth So your best friend kids could eat? So you let your kids go hungry and your
Starting point is 00:13:46 best friend kids eat. No. What I would do is I would split it evenly so they all can eat. Ah. No, I got to have my kids healthy and plump. But listen, my best friend kids are like, they're like family. They're like my own. They're my nieces
Starting point is 00:14:01 and nephews. So I got to make sure they're good too. Ah, you know what what that's so nice real real where you been we haven't seen you in a while i've been working i have a lot of stuff that's coming up so okay okay now what's up y'all just stay tuned. You'll see. I mean, you got to break it. You got to break it on here first. I am. You know, I am. Okay. Okay. All right. Y'all have a good one. All right. Thanks, Rel. All right. You know,
Starting point is 00:14:33 Ocho, the stay-at-home father. He's stay-at-home. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I told you. I told you. I'm not playing. You know, I don't mean to be rude. I'm not trying to be disrespectful. But I've been afforded a certain lifestyle. And I want to make sure that lifestyle continues, which is why I'm not signing no papers.
Starting point is 00:14:54 She telling me, we ain't walking down the aisle unless I sign papers. Man, shit, the hell I am. I'm with you. I ain't signing shit. Gil, I need to protect myself. Just in case, you know how women are. Women mind is different. You know, one day they love you Monday,
Starting point is 00:15:09 the next day she might not want to be with you Thursday. So if you want to leave, I need to protect myself. Yeah. Let her leave. Oh yeah, she can go. As long as I can have that money. As long as I can have that money. Real, don't do it. Real, we won't prenup.
Starting point is 00:15:23 We won't prenup. that money. Real don't do it. Real we want pre-dub. We want pre-dub. You made $50 million a year and you gonna live in the exact same neighborhood. You gonna live
Starting point is 00:15:34 the exact same way. Eat the exact same food. You will lie your nickname doodoo but they call you Buki. Baby. I have a question what's your thoughts on j dreya and jalen green having a baby
Starting point is 00:15:56 all right what's your thoughts on trayvon diggs enjoy having a baby thanks coming beautiful see she worried about looks She said it's gonna be too beautiful No I'm saying it's not a bad thing Yeah Uh oh Okay let me get one Gotta do it
Starting point is 00:16:20 Let me I can't get it Let's make it Uh Dang bitch do it. Let me, I can't get it. Let's make it. Oh, my plumbing is fixed. Hey, tell, tell what you call him. Tell her to get into the mic. She out there talking. We can't hear what she's saying. He says he couldn't hear what you were saying. Get on that microphone. He said, come, you got
Starting point is 00:16:41 to say it in the mic. Hold on. She, she coming to her. My baby, my baby look good at night too. She got to say it in the mic. Hold on. She coming to. My baby look good at night too. She went to some what's the name of it? What you call it? Yeah, she went to some little Alexander Wang event. Okay, Alexander Wang. Yeah, yeah. She be with
Starting point is 00:16:57 all them famous people. Is Alexander and the kid Navarro? Oh, Alexander and Vera, they sister and brother? She don't know. She don't know. I don't know. You know about Alexander Wang? I do. Yeah, see, y'all got a different kind of money, man.
Starting point is 00:17:14 I can't... Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Sit right down. I'm taking over today. Okay. So, what was your thought process? What was your thinking on what Ocho asked I feel like it's a beautiful thing they are in a relationship
Starting point is 00:17:30 and if they want to have a child let them have a child no one has to take care of their kids they're not on on it's my time to shine they'll never shine Ocho damn
Starting point is 00:17:45 no I think it's a beautiful thing Drea is a great mother and Joy is a great mother so they'll be good Ocho man Ocho Drea tried to Drea tried to get her moment
Starting point is 00:18:04 this her video moment and you all in the camera like P.D. get over there I'm taking over y'all finished yeah so we just wanted to get Ocho and I we have our
Starting point is 00:18:19 thoughts and we kind of in alignment so we wanted to hear from a female perspective and to hear what their thing, what you're thinking is, what you're thinking is. No, I think it's a great thing. They're both are,
Starting point is 00:18:31 both of the ladies are amazing mothers. They will be fine. Dreshen let, allow anybody, social media, people who don't take care of her, affect her emotions. She will be just fine.
Starting point is 00:18:46 That's it. All right. I'm out. Thank you, Rell. All right. All right. Ocho, we got another one. Check this out.
Starting point is 00:18:53 We didn't give no sugar, baby. What happened? What happened? Michael B. Jordan says he often feels lonely. Get fixed. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Rell said get fixed. Get fixed. Okay, go ahead Go ahead Real fit get fit Yep, that's it You know, mine I just look for athletic ability Can you run, jump, how high? Let me see your ankles Here we go
Starting point is 00:19:21 You know what I like to do? This is so funny With Real When me and Real first met Obviously, you know The i like to do well this is so funny with real when me and real first met obviously you know the first date had to be something where i had to see if she had any type of athleticism and she has a background being in the army uh you know being a paratrooper obviously knowing how to how to shoot a gun ready for war and all this training that she did so so since you like that and you and you're supposed to be a shooter like that let's go play paintball right yeah we know you want to play paintball one-on-one
Starting point is 00:19:52 we went and played paintball one-on-one and we did we did the course and we tried to see who could who could who could win i need i need to see you operate under pressure because there are going to come times in our relationship where we're going to be put in certain circumstances that are going to be similar to that of paintball. Yeah, we're out of town.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Oh, Joe, I'm sorry. We're out of town. God dang it. There she go. Rae! How you doing, Rae? Rae, where you been all day? In the streets with her girls. They was at brunch and having
Starting point is 00:20:35 mimomos. Mimosas. Who? Mimosas. I don't drink that shit, but whatever. She coming here all tipsy and drunk and kissing on me. I don't drink that shit, but whatever. She come in here all tipsy and drunk and kissing on me. I'm like, uh-uh. You smell like me momos. I'm like, chill
Starting point is 00:20:52 little mama. And that's it. She ain't bring you no French toast? She ain't bring you nothing back? Nah. I eat my first watch in the morning. I don't deal with brunch spots that they like to go to. It's too high end. It's too bougie. Yeah, I don't like that kind of stuff. like to go to. It's too high-end. It's too bougie. Yeah, I don't like that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:07 And then you pay like $80 for a plate, and the plate be this goddamn big? Mm-hmm. That ain't me. I stick to what I know and what I've always eaten. Rel, we taking our show on the road. We going to Magic City in a couple of weeks. When we going up? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:21:24 No. Me and up she tried she trying to insert herself in the magic I'm from I gotta go I gotta go visit family yeah she gotta go visit family and you know
Starting point is 00:21:40 I can use real as bait you know what I'm saying don't y'all I got it And you know, I can use real as bait. You know what I'm saying, don't y'all? Oh. It's my aunt. He from out of town. Show him a little love. Hey, Ocho, I already got a position. You see how you already got a position?
Starting point is 00:22:01 You don't need no help, man. Japari said, this Proud of you with Real Unc and Ocho both of you go to Magic City who's pulling more who got more game maybe you heard what they asked me if I go to Magic City
Starting point is 00:22:22 who's gonna pull more they call me Parker Brothers name go to Magic City, who's going to pull more? They call me Parker Brothers. Name somebody that got more games than Parker Brothers. Name somebody that got more games than Parker Brothers. She's talking about not my black ass. On what? Oh, she's talking about we going to the Magic City Classic. Fam, you versus Jackson State. She said that's the only magic city i'm going to
Starting point is 00:22:47 now rail you promised you say we could go oh oh she did promise yes oh man we out man we out man listen i don't know why she even guess who wear the pants in here rail come on now they say you wear the pants but they fit rail so I'm saying rail wear the pants nah don't do that don't do me like that rail wear them she's a breadwinner whoever make the money make the rules wait since when
Starting point is 00:23:17 where is that written at since the beginning of the time that's what the man been saying I pay the bills in here I work hard every day. You sit around and watch the kids. You don't run nothing but your mouth. And then you run around the house and talk about you run the house. That's real house.
Starting point is 00:23:33 And you better hush. You better stop talking so loud before real hear you and boot you out. She's sitting right here. But listen, this is my household. I run the household. Now now i don't pay the bills i'm a stay-at-home father that is what i am i'm a stay-at-home father yeah ain't nothing wrong with that this is this is one of my jobs you're about to be an out-of-the-house father who you
Starting point is 00:23:58 i don't have no problem i'll take me and these kids and we'll be gone. You ain't taking no kids. I'm on rail side. How you gonna just throw me to the waist, throw me under the bus like that? Hey, listen, I'll be in LA. I'll come stay with you. You know what? I'm turning all the financial documents over to rail and her representative to see what you actually getting
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Starting point is 00:27:17 Want to go to the WNBA game? Yeah. Will you paint your face with me? Is that Rhea? Yeah. Rhea, come up here on camera, Rhea. Hey, uh your face with me? Is that Rhea? Yeah. Rhea! Come on, get on camera, Rhea. Hey, uh...
Starting point is 00:27:28 What's up? You gonna paint your face, Rhea? For what? We sit courtside like a fan. No, I'm not painting my face. Thank you, Rhea. What's wrong with y'all? Y'all big time.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Why y'all big-timing me? Well, you go ahead and paint yours. I'm coming to the South of France. I'm coming with y'all. Rail and... Rail and... Show. Rail and on show. You can go, Cho. You see what I mean?
Starting point is 00:27:49 And I'm going on tour. You going on tour, too? I already got the flyers. I don't know the tell you. I don't know the tell you, Cho. Hey, listen. We got to talk about something. Hey, Cho, we got to talk about something. Hey, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Yeah. Ash need a headshot of Rel so he can put on the flower. Nah, come on, man. Nah, man. Like that one with Gil. I'm going to get a shirt. I'm going to get a shirt with, hey, Rel. I'm going to get a shirt.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Me, Ocho, and you. You're going to be in the back like Gil. That's right. Time out. Time out. Time out. In all seriousness, we creating a monster. I know it's
Starting point is 00:28:32 all fun and games. The women like hearing from Rell. Who? The women. Ask the chat. Ask the chat. Chat. Do y'all like hearing from Rell? Should Rell have a segment on Nightcap once a week? I'm confused.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Like how is she taking the little bit of shine? I'm getting like, you don't even call me by my name no more. You, you, you add Rosado and like, and people are taking that shit serious in public. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:01 You said she's going to have to do the prenup. So if she do the prenup, you're going to have to take her last name. So the Johnson is going to be Johnson Risotto. You know what? I didn't expect for this to head the way it's headed, but in the direction that it's going, I'm feeling like
Starting point is 00:29:21 less of a man. Nah. Don't feel less of a man. Like it's supposed to be me and your show. It is. Featuring Rael. No, she don't need a feature. She don't need a feature because it's taken away from my shine.
Starting point is 00:29:39 You know how rappers have albums. Jay-Z had a feature featuring Nas. Featuring Kanye Kanye, featuring Lil Weezy. Yeah, but that wasn't until after he did his solo album, then he had features. We done did it. We done been on tour. We done been on tour for like eight months now. Nah, man.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Nah, man. Nah, because like she be talking to me'm about like, she really, she be, she be talking to me crazy, like raising her voice at me. Like, and it's always like, like, because she liked the breadwinner. Like she talked to me any kind of way. She just, she just, Hey, look, she say, Oh, I'm coming to the South of France. She didn't ask me, do you mind if I join you in the team in the South of France? She didn't ask.
Starting point is 00:30:25 She just said, oh, I'm coming. Well, the team got to come. She's not a part of the team. It's called nightcap. A-Rail. Tell A-Rail, next time y'all order that food in New York and don't eat that ish, that's going to come out your pay. Me?
Starting point is 00:30:46 You and Rael and Ryan ordered that food. Yes. Well, hold on. I don't eat that kind of stuff, so I ain't got nothing to do with that. Somebody ordered it. There was two trays, two tables, two carts.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Baby! Yeah, that was her. You know, I don't eat that fancy stuff. Well, it was coming out your check. No, no, no. No, she wanted to be part. Take it out. Hey, you order some food in New York and they eat it?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Yeah. Nah, they said it's coming out your check or whatever check you're going to get. That's fine. We're going to dock it from Ocho. Okay. You see what I mean? We're going to dock it from Ocho. Okay. You see what I mean? We're going to dock it from the Stay With Me Now shirt.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Stay With Me Now. You see what I mean? We're creating a monster. Hey, I'm listening to Rail. Rail say, take it out, you'll stay with me, cut. Don't do that. No, don't do that. Because I'm trying to Rail. Rail say, take it out, you'll stay with me, cut. Don't do that. No, listen, don't do that.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Because I'm trying. We have a house to build. Don't do that. Well, I can't build no house either. Huh? I said I can't build no house either. Why you can't? Because I got to take all y'all to France.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Oh, my bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. Listen, think about, let's think long term. Let's think where we will be a year or two from now. Think about it.
Starting point is 00:32:15 I might be bankrupt. Think about this. Oh, no, no, no. We keep taking... What? Do you know how much it costs to fly to France with all y'all? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Wait a minute. It depends on which airline you chose because I could have got the ticket for cheap. Hey, Spirit get halfway across there and turn around and come back. They're going to run out of gas. Man, we got to turn around and come back. We can't make it all the way on those Spirit flights, man. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I thought you was going on vacation. How you going to check all these games if you're on vacation? Who going on vacation? That's what you said. Wait, when did I say I was going on vacation? You and Rell. No, she said she needed vacation. I don't need no vacation.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I'm going to these WNBA games. Well, we built the schedule around you and R need a vacation. I don't need no vacation. I'm going I'm going to the WNBA games. Well, we well, we put we built the schedule around you and rails vacation. Oh, so you might you just told it must be a surprise and you just snitched. I don't know about no surprise. All I know is that maybe you're taking me on vacation. I appreciate that, man. I didn't even know about that. Hey, she might she might be taking me on vacation for all the hard work
Starting point is 00:33:28 I've been doing man that's dope and you just told thank you you taking me on vacation hey she taking me to St. Bart's what else she taking me to St. to do St. Martin and Anguilla she's taking me to St. Martin
Starting point is 00:33:47 and Angola Anguilla yeah Angola is in Africa Anguilla Anguilla Anguilla okay
Starting point is 00:34:01 okay Anguilla Anguilla? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Anguilla. Yeah. Anguilla. Anguilla. I thought it was Anguilla. I thought it was Anguilla too. Oh, she's spending that bag.
Starting point is 00:34:21 If he had a couple, he could have came too. Oh, it's a couple's trip. You got a plus one you want to come? I ain't got a couple of dollars to spend. So, I wish y'all the best. I'll be busy. I'm working on content, Rel. I got to get ready. We got to gear up for the fall, Rel.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Okay, okay. We got big shows and we got to get this tour. I got to make sure this tour is what it needs to be. What Rel say? She got somebody that can spin on you. 90%. 90 to 10 says Rell should have a segment once a week. What?
Starting point is 00:34:59 90% of who? 90% of what? 5,000 people. 90% of the chat? Yep. It'd be your own fans. I'm trying to understand how they're turning on me and not understanding where I'm coming from.
Starting point is 00:35:15 They say they won't rail. We won't rail. Like you won't prenup? You won't prenup. They won't rail. They just talking. They just talking. They don't mean that. And guess what? I heard them.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I think Ash might have changed the percentage. It was probably the other way. 90% no. No. 90% say they won't rail. They won't rail get a segment.
Starting point is 00:35:46 So I'm having by next Thursday, I'm going to have a t-shirt with me, you, and rail. No, sir. Me and you on one side, and the rail got her arms around both of us. What's going to happen now is she's going to want that check too now. So what are we going to do
Starting point is 00:36:01 when it ain't coming out? Oh, yes, sir. That's your house. What? That's your house. Well, if it's my house, then she don't need no segments. So, problem solved. Case closed. Case closed. No, sir. No, sir. You ain't
Starting point is 00:36:17 finna take my little shine. No, uh-uh. No, sir. Uh-uh. We'll get real. We'll get real in. We'll get real money for our feature. Our feature? Yeah. How much? Long as I don't... That ain't got nothing to do with you. You ain't real.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I'll tell your agent. As real as you are agent. She gone. She on a call. Hold on. How you gonna negotiate for real? Because I'm just trying to make sure for one, I want to make sure she ain't making more than me because it's bad enough as it is right now.
Starting point is 00:36:51 She got a fee. How's she going to make more than you? And she do it one thing with a week. Listen, you know, women have been fighting for equal pay. I don't know. Well,
Starting point is 00:36:59 I've been fighting for equal work. If you coming on as much as you, she can get as much as you. She ain't going to make much as you. She ain't gonna make much as you. We ain't no one segment. Okay, I'm just making a show. Hey, listen, I'll be walking through the house walking through the household hating.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And you know what? Hey, we already got a segment. Guess what the name of it is? What? The Risotto Report. What the hell? She like that. The Risotto Report. What the hell is She like that. The Rosado report. What the hell is she going to report?
Starting point is 00:37:28 Y'all watch Ocho. We work. We go build this thing up. Let Rae have a moment. Nah, man. She had, she wouldn't need that. Hold on. She would.
Starting point is 00:37:38 I ain't even, I'm not even shining yet. Can I, can I reach, can I reach the pinnacle? If Uncle Ocho, are you not shining? I know, but we haven't gotten where we need to get to to add anybody else to the duo. Let me get to the top first, and then we can add, we can have a feature.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Nah, nah, nah, nah, because see, the thing is when you get to the top, you ain't going, I want you to start pulling people as we go. As we get to the top, I want us to bring a couple of people with us. That's not how it works, Unc. We're supposed to make it to the top, then you pull the people with you.
Starting point is 00:38:12 You can't bring them along while we're trying to get to the top. You know what's funny? I got a flyer. I'm flying on my birthday, man. You flying on your birthday? Yeah, I leave them all. Were you ready to shake the covers the night before. With who? Raya.
Starting point is 00:38:28 What do you mean, who? You mean, who? Nah, I'm on my cycle. Man, you about to get slapped in your mouth. Nah, I'm on my cycle. Hey, let's edit this out. Hey, you better shake the covers before you do it, not after this. I'm on my cycle.
Starting point is 00:38:40 I can't do nothing. Ah! Hey, listen. Before I't do nothing. Hey, listen. Before I go to work, one thing I don't do. Before I leave, every Monday, you know, I got to fly to Philly. I got to do inside the NFL in Jersey. I never, ever,
Starting point is 00:38:58 never, ever partake in horizontal activity before I get on the plane to go to work because I need my mind work because I need my mind clear. I need my mind clear so I can focus and know what I'm going to talk about. What about, let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Before Rell go out, she's going out with the girls. Yeah. You just let her go? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Absolutely not. Yeah, I ain't got time for that. Hey, what you think about this here? I think it look good. It's going to be on the floor quickly.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yes, sir. That's rude. That's rude. It ain't rude. I ain't going to mess her hair up. I ain't going to mess her hair up or makeup. I'm going to turn the air on down. I'm going to turn the fans on so it's nice. About 60 degrees. But oh, yes, sir. Nah, we can't.
Starting point is 00:39:46 So I do it all up in your face. You all in a face. You don't know what she did before she got there. I'm like that for sure. Nah, we strict over here. We have a schedule. It's on the refrigerator. Our schedule?
Starting point is 00:40:02 Yeah, we stick by that schedule. I woke up. That's the schedule. Get it in here. It's different over here. Our schedule? Yeah, we stick by that schedule. I woke up, that's the schedule. Get it in here. It's different over here. We got kids, man. It's a lot of moving parts over here, so we can't really just be as fun and free as
Starting point is 00:40:15 we'd like to. It's Skin 30 for me. Anytime I see Skin, it's on. Skin 30, Ocho. Skin 30. You know what? I'm going to take your. It's on. Skin 30, Ocho. Skin 30. You know what? I'm going to take your advice tonight then.
Starting point is 00:40:31 I don't care. Who tell it? I don't. Yeah, you're going to rail. Uh-huh. That rail, put it in bed. That's what I do it. I do it, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Hey, she drunk. No, she ain't drunk. She drunk. She drunk. She ain't drunk she ain't drunk hey well I don't stand no business but I like that yeah for sure
Starting point is 00:40:54 see yours is different you see how you can just cut them off and okay that's how you feel now when I'm beefing with this one in here who we
Starting point is 00:41:02 because of you we created a monster so sometimes she get beside herself hey I don't even with this one in here, because of you, we created a monster. Sometimes she get beside herself. Hey, we ain't been following each other for about three weeks. We just got back good today. That's why I wasn't tripping. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Shoot. Matter of fact, when she messed up... Hold on. I had it rounded and everything. I had it chugged I had to tell you that criminal criminal I had criminal wrapping up
Starting point is 00:41:27 oh man listen listen that went in there like her her punishment like I can't go I can't
Starting point is 00:41:32 get I can't I can't get mad I can't I can't leave so I just no sex huh no sex oh yeah
Starting point is 00:41:39 yeah yeah hold on don't keep talking it's another one oh yeah yeah chat yeah so me and real we've been beefing like the past two three weeks Yeah. Hold on. Don't keep talking. It's another one? Oh, yeah. Yeah, chat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:46 So, me and Rhea, we've been beefing like the past two, three weeks. I unfollowed on Instagram, unfollowed on Twitter, you know, walking through the house. I ain't even saying nothing. I was sleeping in here. I slept in here. Like, I slept in here because I wasn't going to sleep in the room with her because
Starting point is 00:42:01 you know how women like, they like to they like to school forward, you know what I mean? when they school forward on you or they put a leg on you like I wanted to like stand on business and let you know I'm not here for the drama I'm not here for the organ I'm not here for that like I got to deal with you the rest of my life I got to I got to set some boundaries so boom I had to stand on business. So I slept in my game room. Yeah. So we just got, after three weeks, we just got cool today, you know? And if you follow me on Twitter, you saw what I made, you saw what I made her pay me just for me to follow her back. And she thinks she in there staying up the night because she really think, okay, because we back cool again,
Starting point is 00:42:47 she really think she finna get some. No, sir. No, sir, I'm standing on business. You won't get none of this. Hell nah. Talking slick to me about the toilet seat being up. What? Toilet seat?
Starting point is 00:43:04 All I do, you can't put the seat down? The toilet seat being up. What? Toilet seat? All I do? You can't put the seat down? Not I. Three weeks. We just got back cool today. But she won't get none of this. No, sir.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And got the nerve to talk. Oh, I don't want you. I don't want your little dick ass anyway we'll buy three minute ass nick okay we'll buy i don't play i don't play that i'm oh i'm i'm ocho i'm always be i'm always be oh so i don't care i ain't trying to hear all that i don't care how good you look. Shit, I look good enough for two. Baby! Are you still up? Yeah, I was just talking about you.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I just told everybody your business, too. Tell Real to come. Tell Real to come to the thing. Hey, Ump said come here, yo. Put your bonnet on or something. Yeah, hey, fellas, y'all got to stand on business like I did. Three weeks, nothing. In game, gave up nothing, boy.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Hold on, she coming. Hey, chat, fellas, y'all. Hey chat Fellas Y'all staying strong out there man Yeah Hold on Where you at? Yo He waiting on you
Starting point is 00:44:43 Now if you gonna be part of the show When we call you got to come now Come on Yo. He waiting on you. Now, if you're going to be part of the show, when we call, you got to come now. Come on. Come on, man. Oh, you got me on nightcap licking a hot mess. Look at it, Ray. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Who you got that for? I reported. They be talking reckless, Ray. They can't get no gift. They talk reckless. Okay. Ultra trying to buy this. Okay. I got to connect who already.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Okay, okay. We got to connect already. You're going to try to put your upcharge on it. Oh, you know what the price is? I know what the price is. i know i don't charge what uh where my louis vuitton guy hey i'm about to put this on ebay hey uh look at the rail okay baby you got to step your shoe game up.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Shit, not me. Nah, this a woman's size. That's a seven. That's a seven, ain't it? I bet that's a seven. Talk reckless. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't. How you going to talk reckless to me and I got the goods?
Starting point is 00:45:56 I already told you I got you something. I got somebody for you. I got somebody for you. They ain't going to talk reckless to you. That got somebody for you, Unc. They ain't gonna talk reckless to you. That's what it is. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a real B.A. I told you I had
Starting point is 00:46:16 one just like you, real. That's why I knew what it called. Well, who you gonna give it to, Unc? Shelly got one of my bags. I know Shelly got one because I had one in there. A limited edition LV bag. You showing out.
Starting point is 00:46:31 The women really going to be in your DM tonight. There ain't going to be no DM. You done already said you take care of the bills and you know. Oh, I do. I'm very simple. We get together. I'm like, real, I'm bare simple. We get together. I'm like, OK, this is what I need from you.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Understand that, hey, I work hard and they're going to be times that I'm not going to be less than attentive. But, you know, women are emotional creatures. A lot of women don't understand that because they want your attention. Um, OK. understand that because they want your attention um okay everybody don't have that that uh mindset they because they so in love you got you got to pull back some uh i i i'm i'm look i've waited i've waited my life i never wanted to be a businessman real when i was a business owner when i was young. And so it wasn't until I got into my like late
Starting point is 00:47:27 40s, 50s. I was like, you know what? I think I could be a business owner. And now it's starting to shake. It's starting to take form. That's what I have to tell Chad. I don't compartmentalize. I don't multitask. What I'm good at, I'm great
Starting point is 00:47:44 at. But I don't do a whole What I'm good at, I'm great at. But I don't do a whole lot of things really well. Shelly can do this. Shelly can be on a call and she's sending an email and she's listening to what I got to say. I can't do that. I got one thing. I'm the business woman. He always want my attention.
Starting point is 00:48:03 I'm like, baby, I got to focus. I just told him we've been beefing the past three weeks. Yeah, because he want me to show all my attention to him. Don't you know he wanted me to get up and cook breakfast at four o'clock in the morning? Man, you out your mind, Ray. He lost his damn mind. All of it.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Good night, y'all. All right, Ray, have a good one. You see? You see that? Now, that's why we've been beefing for three weeks. Man, ain't nobody getting up and cooking your ass no breakfast at no four o'clock. I wake up at 5 a.m. every morning. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Before you got with me, you knew my routine. So why would you say, why would you want to be and live with me knowing I get up at 5 a.m. every morning? No. Yeah. Listen, she got you say why would you want to be and live with me knowing i get up at 5 a.m every morning no yeah listen she got that was once that's one time that's one time it's been it's been four years rail go get some uh go get to make muffins from uh mcdonald's and uh that's what you think i did i said i i woke up early right i woke up at four in the morning I was like oh man I'm
Starting point is 00:49:06 hungry like I just hey hold on but I did it you know how you slick you know how you slick yawn and you you stress you be like oh man I'm hungry like that was the hint you know that was the hint right yeah I rolled over baby you up I ain't hear nothing I nudge them she say hey what's up I say man shit but you know I'm hungry
Starting point is 00:49:32 I ain't get no response if I realize they me too man listen I caught an attitude I caught an attitude by that time it was about 445
Starting point is 00:49:43 about 5 o'clock McDonald's is open I walked outside45 about 5 o'clock McDonald's was open I walked outside got in the car went to McDonald's got my little brick got my little hot case got my sausage
Starting point is 00:49:52 and my muffin got my orange juice and came back ain't said nothing to her at all since three weeks ago until today
Starting point is 00:50:00 yeah no I didn't yesterday matter of fact when I was at the hotel yesterday and she popped in, that was the first time. And she thought
Starting point is 00:50:09 everything was sweet because we kind of rekindled, right? Yeah. And I'm following on all socials. So I told her, I'm not following you back until you send me some money. So I made her send me
Starting point is 00:50:20 five grand a day. Boom. She sent the money. So tonight, she thinks she's slick. She thinks she finna get some. And I could chat. We family.
Starting point is 00:50:28 I could talk to y'all. You gonna stall out? Oh, she ain't getting shit. Well, none of this. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. I got like, I have to set a precedent.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Yeah. If I don't set a precedent, then she gonna think, well, all I gotta do is this. Well, all I gotta do is this. And then he gonna cave in. Oh, he gonna give in to think, well, all I got to do is this. All I got to do is this. And then he's going to cave in or he's going to give in. Oh, you ain't getting in these panties. No, sir. Yeah. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast, NFL Daily with Greg Rosenthal.
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Starting point is 00:53:55 I met her two weeks ago. Who, Rel? Yeah, that's me. You know what you do, Ocho? You see Rel walking by. Whoa! Whoa! Hold on.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Come back in that rail. Hey, I know that thing. That was a 2019. So I know what you paid for that one because I got one too. I ain't paying for that, boy. You know I be scamming. Nah, you ain't scamming. They came out.
Starting point is 00:54:23 They got a new color. They got that gold and they got that black. I think that's the extra large. The extra large, I think. I'm telling you. Okay, okay. That bag was released in 2019. Well, you know, huh?
Starting point is 00:54:36 You damn right I know. Yeah, yeah. You know, during the holidays, I had a little part-time job at Chanel over in Midtown in the design district. Yeah, I don't care what you got. That bag going for somewhere between 15 and 20 grand right now. And you got an aftermarket. Who? You.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Not me. Well, you know, I don't pay for black. I'm tomorrow's big. I know what she's saying. She's saying, look what he got me. Let's go back to a few shows ago. And I told you I was the leader of the Yahoo Boys. You already know how we, you probably don't know who that is,
Starting point is 00:55:11 but I'm Hush Puppy Jr. So I'm going to leave it at that. We can go on with the show. All I've said is I know what that bag costs. As long as you know that I know, and you know that I know that you know that I know. Yeah. And I told you I'm also
Starting point is 00:55:26 a scammer. You can't scam that one. Hey. I'm going to pull mine out. I'm going to show you mine. I got one. Wait, you got one too? Hey, I had to take it back. I had to take it back.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I had to take it back. I had to take it back. I had to take it back on you. I had to take it back on you. I had to take it back. You took it back? Yeah, you know. What she did wrong? You know what? I was thinking about getting it to my daughter, but that might be too much personal.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Yeah, that's too much. Especially for that age. I mean, even though she is grown, but that kind of bag, that's a stepper. You gotta be a stepper when you got that. Yeah, somebody's gonna be able to snatch my daughter's arm off. I gotta give her something that she'll let it go, because my daughter's gonna fight till I hear it.
Starting point is 00:56:17 My daddy gave me this bag. Listen, that's a good story, though. You know, I mean, obviously, if you're paying $15,000, $20,000 for a bag and things don't work out, like there's some things I'm going to need back from you, Mama. There's something mean obviously if you're paying 15 20 000 for a bag and things don't work out like there's some things i'm going to need back from you mama there's something because what you're not going to do is be on your next date with the bag i bought for you that no no no no mama we not doing that we not doing that we know i know women don't even like indian givers but if everybody sent everybody anything if i buy you anything over ten thousand dollars i need that
Starting point is 00:56:44 back you will take it back, Ocho? You took yours back. Why I can't take mine? I didn't give it to her. I was gonna give it. Oh, but you, oh, me, she missed out on that? And you still got it? Still got it. Oh, so, hey, I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:56:59 find you somebody special you can give it to. Yeah. You gonna find me somebody on eBay that's willing to buy it? That's what you're going to find. Hey, the fact that you still got that bag and things didn't work out and you just held on to it
Starting point is 00:57:17 is good. That's good. Listen, the good thing about it is those bags appreciate no matter what. Yes. They appreciate no matter what. they they appreciate no matter what yes hey i'd never forget man obviously my first date with real was well honestly the funny thing and i think i can talk about it now is obviously all my nervous was that nervous yeah what my first day with real yeah hell no i wasn't nervous. What? I had to put on
Starting point is 00:57:47 my good shit. I put on my good clothes. So how did you ask Rel out? Okay, y'all meet, y'all DM. No, let's get it right. I need you to tell the story. Stop playing around.
Starting point is 00:58:03 She slid in my DM. I was working and I put up a video. Boom. I was slad. I was at the Dolphins game. I was working with EA and that was a video of me walking onto the field to holler at Tom, to holler at Brady when I'm catching up on my bomb. So I posted
Starting point is 00:58:20 it. Boom. I'm like, damn, I just posted and I got a notification and I clicked on it and it was the hard eyes. I'm like damn I just posted and I got a notification and I clicked on it and it was the hard eyes I'm like okay I ain't paying no mind I clicked on the picture I was like oh bomb now you're playing some mind now you know I'm playing some mind so I had to look I say okay let's short shorty pretty right boom I say oh I like herinkles. She got sprinkles on her face. You know, I call freckles. I call freckles sprinkles. So, boom. I say, you know what? She fine, but who ain't fine, you know? That's Airwell. So, I had to scroll through some more pictures. I'm trying to see what her feet look like. You know, you know, you know what type of
Starting point is 00:58:57 time I'm on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You on time. I scroll through some pictures. I seen her feet. Man, boy, look here, man. I responded so fast. I say, man, what they do? Boom, boom, boom. We exchanged numbers or whatnot. Boom. Three days later, maybe about three, maybe two days. Yeah, maybe about two or three days later.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Was she in Miami or she was in Tampa at the time? Yeah, she was up yonder. She was up yonder. Yeah, but you know, Tampa to Miami, that ain't really nothing. You feel me? You flew or you drove? Huh? You flew or you drove? Who flew? Who fly? I don't do nothing. The only
Starting point is 00:59:33 one person behind my wheel and that's Jesus. So, you know, we ain't drive nowhere. So, she bought a ticket and she came and hollered at the boy. Okay, okay. Yeah, you know, I don't spend no money. So, she trying to okay. Yeah, you know, I don't spend no money. So she trying to show me, you know what? I don't really need you for nothing. I got my own money.
Starting point is 00:59:50 She bought her own little ticket. I said, well, shoot, come on little mama. Boom. First date. Where y'all go? Where you think we went? Mickey D's. McDonald's. It just so happened I really wanted to show her a good time but it was daytime. Boom. We shot. We shot at the McDonald's. It was just it just so happened. I really wanted to show her a good time, but it was daytime.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Boom. We shot we shot the McDonald's. We pulled up to McDonald's and this woman already knew what she wanted to order. I already knew what time it was. I say, boy, we finna be in this for a long time. That's what's up, man. No, no issues. No. Oh, why are you bringing me here? And I don't eat this. I don't eat this type of stuff. It was none of that bougie shit. But again, if we need to go to the nice stuff, I can do that too. Right. But this is something that I enjoy. This is something that I like. And I just want to see are we compatible in this area because all the nice, fancy shit, I can do that. That's easy. So I don't need to lead with that. You know, so I'm trying to see if you're going to vibe.
Starting point is 01:00:47 We always fall back on that. Yeah, we go. Yeah. So boom. Then second date, the next day, she spent the night too. I get that later. But it's nightcap after dark, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Okay. So you already know what time it is. But boom, second date, next date. Second date, we hit Dave and Buster's. So boom, I need to know, I need to make sure if I'm going to deal with you at some point. You know what? Maybe I think about the future. Maybe you want to have a date later on in the future.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Did it come back? Yeah, you back. Go ahead. Okay, okay okay okay so boom Dave and Buster was the second date so obviously I take I wanted to take it to Dave and Buster's I need to see how you move laterally huh I need to see your footwork shooting the ball playing the dance machine game you know the dance machine game yeah it's called dance where I need I need to see I need to see your coordination can Can you move? How are your ankles? How is your footwork?
Starting point is 01:01:48 Then we want to shoot the basketball. I want to see your coordination. Do you flick the wrist with the basketball? Boom. Third date, we played paintball. God damn, Real, how long you come down there, Real?
Starting point is 01:02:03 Three days. She didn't check the bag. She didn Rel must be practicing. She checked the bag. No, she didn't check no bag. It was a three-day event. So it was really basically like a little combine for Rel. That's all it was. Yeah, you laugh, huh?
Starting point is 01:02:17 You put it through the test, Ocho. I put it through the test, huh? We went to play paintball one-on-one. Now, obviously, you know she has a military background and training. So I want to see how you operate under pressure, you know, because there are going to come times, we're going to have times in our life where we're going to have to make some tough decisions, you know,
Starting point is 01:02:36 and how are you going to operate under pressure under important circumstances. So, boom, we played, we went to war one-on-one. Again, I won that. I'm trying to see how you move in the field. You know what you're going to do when you're under fire. Man, shit was, man, it was worth it. So here we are four years later with a beautiful two-year-old baby girl. You know, brand new, brand new, brand new Springer house, you feel me?
Starting point is 01:03:07 And she was like... So are you going to keep the house, is she going to keep the house in Tampa or is she moving to Miami full time? Nah, she, nah, you know, I put that thing on the, she moving to Miami. Ah!
Starting point is 01:03:18 Yeah, you feel me? You know? But yeah, I mean, listen, those were a fun, a fun, a fun three day, a three day event. Obviously, for me, it was very important to to make sure that the foundation for my child in the future had the DNA and combination of of athletic ability and coordination already built in. So so so getting her to to reach her full potential wasn't difficult and real provided just that it wasn't about how good you look it's about you know your ankles and just all type of other small nuances most dudes don't pay attention to they like they love they didn't find
Starting point is 01:03:58 bad chicks and and ig models and then they have kids and you wonder why your kid don't got no coordination and they're always getting picked last in PE. I need my child. They still make kids go to PE? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's important. I know it is. But I hate it going to PE because you know them girls, they want to do jack.
Starting point is 01:04:20 I don't want to play. It's hard. Yeah, yeah. See, yeah. My kid. Hey, Justin Bass, I'm here for you. Yeah, none of my kids like that. None of my kids's hard. Yeah, yeah. See, yeah. See, my kid. Hey, touch the bat. I hit for you. Yeah, none of my kids like that. None of my kids like that. So, you know, that competitive spirit of nature is already in them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Yeah. But that was up. Congratulations, Ocho. You did it, man. You know, I, you know. Yeah, I did. I did a little something. I did.
Starting point is 01:04:40 I did a little something. The same way Patrick Holmes had him in the Kansas City Chiefs, if they do right by him in building around that young fella, man. He's different. He's a phenomenal... Come here. He's a phenomenal talent.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Look at my Kayla Williams. I'm doing a no-makeup challenge. We're seeing the challenge. Get out of the way, Ocho. Let Raelle sit down right quick. I'm doing a no makeup challenge. No filter, no makeup. We're seeing the challenge. Get out of the way, Ocho. Let Raelle sit down right quick. I'm taking overnight care. What's going on?
Starting point is 01:05:12 What's good, Raelle? How you feeling today? I'm feeling amazing. They say, the chat say, we need you to feel, we need to have you on a couple of times a week sitting in. I'm ready. You just got to send me my notes so I can be prepared. I'm going to let Chad take over today, but I can't embarrass myself.
Starting point is 01:05:29 What made you decide that you wanted to go makeup free for the next several days or for weeks or however long you want to do this challenge? Honestly, I'm joking. I just did it because Carisha has a song that's coming out. It's
Starting point is 01:05:44 No Makeup, No Filter Challenge. No Makeup. So I just did it because Carisha has a song that's coming out. It's No Makeup, No Filter Challenge. Okay. No Makeup. So I just did it on TikTok, and she just reposted it. But I feel I hate wearing makeup. Oh, do you? I do. Hey, P. Diddy, get out of the shit realm a moment.
Starting point is 01:06:02 I feel like makeup had 10 years on me. Really? Mm-hmm. See, I look, you know, I look good. Don't be no hater. Don't be hating. He over here hating.
Starting point is 01:06:14 He trying to take away my shine. What he saying? You need makeup? No. He didn't say that, but he's just a hater. He just hating? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Ocho, get your hand off your hips. Man, get your hand off your hips and get out of the camera, man. It's a rail moment. Let the chair see rail shine. Man, who you paying? You paying me or her, man? Come on, man. The money coming to me. We about to break Cut Rail a check, too.
Starting point is 01:06:39 That's right. I'm serious. Makeup, it does too much. Put it on, take does too much. Okay. Put it on, take it off. And men don't like women with a lot of makeup. Not a whole lot of it. But some of them put too much on though, Real.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Right. I mean, some of them. They have ripples. Yeah, some of them have it like you spread that on. But they use the butter knife to put that makeup on. Oh, too much. I mean, that's too much. I mean, you know, it was kind of like when you were in high school or college
Starting point is 01:07:06 and you kissed a girl and the whole side of your face was like or when you hug and yeah yeah yeah yeah man oh you playing for this dry cleaning it's good talking to you alright have a good one
Starting point is 01:07:21 oh man yeah man man you got her stealing Hey, Chad. All right, real. Have a good one. All right. Oh, man. Don't be no hater. Yeah, man. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey. Man, you got her stealing my shine. We're taking my show, man. It's bad enough. Everywhere I go in public now, they talk about, hey, boy, ain't you, ain't you dude that day,
Starting point is 01:07:35 real? I'm like, come on, man. Stop trying me, man. And listen, we got to simmer down on that, man. We got to simmer down. She can't be like,'s like like it's like have a moment nah but i'm just saying they be embarrassed i mean like in public they be disrespecting me like ain't you do what you mean man you know my name chad man what you mean ain't
Starting point is 01:07:55 you the dude dating real man you mr risotto you mr risotto come on man we got to slow down no more no more she ain't she ain't get she ain't get She ain't coming on this shit no more. Fuck that. Yes, she is. Well, we're going to get real. We're going to send a real camera. Nah, nah, nah. Real going to be another room. While you in one room, real in the other. Pop up on the screen.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Nah, because now she getting a little bit more attention than I am. And now it's putting me on the back burner. You OK, real. Hold up. Ocho, don't you want your woman to shine? Yeah, I want her to shine. But how her light going gonna be brighter than mine? I'm supposed to be leading.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I'm supposed to be leading. How I'ma lead if she driving? Well, right now, you in eclipse right now. I mean, dark as you is, you know. That's all that is. No chill, Gil said. No invite. Woo! With Ocho looking clean Hey you see me Gil Where you at Gil
Starting point is 01:08:48 Hey Gil See listen Listen a lot of people Will look at it right And you think it's very expensive This one This one $200 This one $200
Starting point is 01:08:56 I'm surprised it cost that much Yeah I had it I pulled one thread And undressed it You probably would You probably would But Gil I got it tailored right I got it tailored to fit You know real slim. But yeah, I got to tailor,
Starting point is 01:09:06 right? I got to tailor the fit, you know, real slim fit, because you know, I got a model type body. Yeah, what rail tell you? What rail tell you today? You know what? That she be hating. Yeah, I ain't no hating. What rail say? Rail told me you need to get back in the gym. So that kind of
Starting point is 01:09:22 stung a little bit, because that's like me, me dating her and saying like Oh baby You know you need to unbig your back I would really feel about to tell her She's like in the gym Yeah Yeah but Listen I'm a stay at home father now
Starting point is 01:09:40 I don't have time for the gym I have nobody to impress I already got you now I got you now I had one tell me, so you get a good, you get cut. Ooh,
Starting point is 01:09:48 that's tough. That's tough. Hey, man, y'all ain't gonna get me. Y'all ain't gonna get me up out here. Rhea,
Starting point is 01:10:04 you sleep? I wonder how much You think she want If I win a hundred million I wonder what she expect That's a good question huh Yeah I remember I tell this story
Starting point is 01:10:17 A woman A woman forced to give The husband 1.3 million lottery win Cause she divorced him Oh yeah Remember that story? She was mad.
Starting point is 01:10:25 She was mad for 25 years. Yeah. 25? She was mad for 25 years. She won, didn't want to share. You see what money do? If you won, if you won 100 million,
Starting point is 01:10:37 how much you going to give me? It's ours, baby. See? She just said it's ours, but they always say the right thing in a hypothetical question but what happens if it really came if you really want 100 million
Starting point is 01:10:49 oh hey rail put rail rail get on the phone get on the camera rail check this out Ocho goes in your purse Ocho goes in your purse. Yeah, get in. Ocho goes
Starting point is 01:11:07 in your purse. He steals $10,000. He bets, wins $100 million, and says, okay, Rel, I'm going to give you your $10,000 back. He ain't going to steal. If it came
Starting point is 01:11:23 down to that, we're going to say he asked me for it. Okay. No, no, no. He didn't ask. He just went in and grabbed it. He grabbed it. He wins $100 million and says, okay, Real, I'm going to put your money back that I took from you. No, the hell you ain't.
Starting point is 01:11:38 It's our money. What you mean you're going to put it back? It's our money. Just like it was our money when you went in and got it to bet. It's our money when you won it. There you go, Real. Tell them where I can hear you, Real. Real said, no, hell, you ain't going to put it with me.
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