Club Shay Shay - Best of Nightcap - Highlights from Nightcap LIVE Vegas show (w/ Channing Crowder, T-Pain, Saweetie)
Episode Date: July 12, 2024Ahead of Super Bowl LVIII between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers in Las Vegas this past February, Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson took Nightcap on the road for the very fir...st time and put on a show at Resorts World Las Vegas. Check out the highlights from Unc & Ocho's live episode, including their hilarious conversations with T-Pain, Channing Crowder, and Saweetie, as well as the milestone moment of Nightcap hitting 1,000,000 subscribers.03:40 - Ocho's Super Bowl bet10:33 - T-Pain joins Unc & Ocho23:49 - Nightcap hits 1 MILLION subs live!28:43 - Channing Crowder joins Unc & Ocho44:20 - Saweetie joins Unc & Ocho49:31 - Trivia giveaway(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good morning.
Good morning.
I love you. I said I love you. The fuck?
I normally have what I'm going to say written in the monitor, so I'm going to try to wing it.
Welcome to another episode of Nightcap. I am your favorite unk, Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite number 85,
route runner extraordinaire, pizza on cloud,
Bengals ring of famer, three-time All-Pro,
six-time Pro Bowler.
He's the, well, how should I say it?
He's Mr. Rail.
Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson.
Let's go.
For those people that are home that's watching us live,
thank you again for joining us.
We're at 998,000 subs.
We're almost at a million.
And we're going to hit that million tonight.
We're going to celebrate.
We're going to drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to drink some of this coke, man.
Like T-Pain said,ain say we gonna pour you a drink
So how did you become a Raiders coach? So what position are you coaching? I'm interim coach. I'm interim coach. What position?
Assistant wide receiver head coach to the head coach. Oh, okay. Yeah, so Marvin is the assistant head right right
AP is the head coach right? So you're the assistant head coach. Right, right. AP is the head coach.
Right.
So you're the assistant to Marvin.
I'm the assistant to the assistant of the head coach of the receiver coach.
Oh.
Yeah.
So a newly created position.
Yeah, they do that all the time.
They do that all the time.
It's called a buddy system.
Mm-hmm.
Buddy system.
Yeah.
So I had dinner with Antonio Pierce and some other folks.
Right.
Some other folks.
Right.
And I talked to Antonio, and I asked him, like, listen, I have 38 jobs right now.
And I'm looking to diversify my portfolio, build my resume, and will help me get other jobs based on what I'm doing.
So being a part of your staff would only further help me get where I'm trying to go.
And he said, no problem.
So I tweeted out a picture with me and Antonio Pierce,
and I said, I'm finally out of position as a coach with the Raiders.
And he tweeted right behind me and said,
I can't wait to have you coaching up 17, and that's Devontae Adams.
So because he retweeted it and basically made it true, I'm a coach.
Now, we haven't talked logistics and money and all that,
but we're getting there.
How do you take a job and not understand finance? They might pay you
a dollar a day. Listen, that dollar's going to be
worth it. Opportunity. As long as I get
my foot in the door. Like today,
I was on first take. I ain't worried about no money.
Once I get my foot in the door, I'm good.
How about this? I was worried about you saying something
crazy because like you said, you had your foot in the door.
I was going to shut the door on your foot if you said something crazy.
No, no, no, no, no.
I ain't going to do that.
I ain't going to.
Listen, there's one thing about it.
Like, you consider me your little brother.
If you give me an opportunity, I'm not going to embarrass you.
No, I think the only reason you wasn't trying to, it wasn't me I was worried about.
It was Rail.
Right.
See, Rail was there.
You wasn't going to embarrass Rail.
Yeah, that too.
See, if Rail ain't there, because, see, like, sometimes when Rail in the bed sleeping, you and I be talking about still Rail're railing the bed sleeping. Yeah, you and I'll be talking about still real
Don't know. Yes
Oh my bad, my bad. Yeah, don't hear somewhere where really
Yeah, there you go, what's your plan I just play a rail she ain't got no seat in the front
So check this out Oh Joe, Yeah. You said you were so confident
that the Chiefs are going to win this game.
Absolutely.
You said if they don't win,
you'll give up eating McDonald's for one year.
That's easy.
You'll divorce Rale.
That's true.
And give up sex for the rest of the year.
I got a hand.
You got a hand?
How many cards you got?
Huh?
You playing spades?
No, I ain't playing spades.
I'm just saying I got a hand. I don't believe you how many cars you got huh? No, I ain't playing spades. I'm just saying I got a hand
I don't believe you giving up any of that first of all
I think actually I think the hardest thing for you to give up right would be McDonald's I can do it
Okay, I can do it you can look there's something that I have is called discipline
Discipline and that's the best trait the best asset I do have so if I had to give up McDonald's listen for one the Chiefs
Not losing let's let's start there right I. I know. I've seen the script.
Ash, put it in the poll. How many people believe Ocho could give up McDonald's for one year?
Put it in the poll. We're going to put a poll.
Okay, forget McDonald's. What about sex?
I believe you have a better chance of giving up sex than McDonald's.
That's how I know you don't know me. Real.
You addicted to both of them. No, no, watch this.
Real.
I made her wait two years before she even got none.
I promise, I made her wait two years.
That's my point.
Right.
You ever waited two years before you ate McDonald's?
No, but.
Exactly.
But we, it was three things,
it was three different things.
No, you gotta give up, hold on.
You said you'll give up eating McDonald's.
And I'll give up sex.
And give up sex for the rest of your life.
That's three things.
Right, but I've done all three before.
Not in the same year.
Actually, it was.
Man, you ain't gone three days without eating McDonald's.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
What's the longest you've ever gone without McDonald's?
For real?
No, for play.
Yeah, for real.
I tried to be Muslim once.
Mm-hmm.
So I was Muslim.
I was reading the Quran.
They have fish filet at McDonald's.
I know, no.
French fries.
No, no, no, no.
Milkshakes.
I couldn't.
I had to change my diet because I was Muslim for like six months.
Muslims eat fish.
Not that kind of fish.
What you mean with that kind of fish?
No, Muslims eat salmon.
They eat fish.
That ain't what Farrakhan told me.
I'm telling you.
I did it for six months, but I couldn't take it.
I couldn't take it no more.
So, hold on.
You couldn't take that,
but you're going to take giving them McDonald's
for a whole year.
You couldn't take that.
You couldn't do that for a year, but you're going to give them six.
The Chiefs are not losing.
And the fact that you're even betting against Patrick Mahomes is asinine.
You bet against Patrick Mahomes against the Ravens.
Remember?
No, that's because I believe in Lamar.
And that's because it's home team.
You know, Lamar from down the street in Pompano.
So I'm like, I'm a root for home team.
But I had my heart was with Lamar.
Logically, I was with the Chiefs.
Well, you should have said that.
You should have said my heart is with Lamar.
I didn't want to say that.
I wanted to say it how I said it.
And you were wrong.
And you're going to be wrong with this.
Oh, let's bet.
Put your money where your mouth is.
What do you think you could give up?
McDonald's. You think you could give up? McDonald's.
You think you could give up McDonald's?
Thank you.
God damn, Real, you in trouble then.
I'm telling you, I could do it.
I could do it.
I don't believe it, Ocho.
I'm just saying I don't believe it.
You didn't believe I could go on first take and do what I did.
You already had to be on first take, Ocho.
That was 10 years ago.
But you were on first take.
Nah, I'm on that now, though.
Oh, Lord.
I'm on that now.
I'm a foot in the door.
That's all I needed.
Yes, that's how it happened.
Because we love Tom Brady.
Oh!
T-Pain, what's up, bro?
Nah, nah, nah.
Come on, have a seat.
Nah, nah, nah.
Have a seat.
What did I do?
You join in. I was just saying what's up. So, okay, have a seat. No, no, no. Have a seat. What did I do? You join in.
I was just saying what's up.
So, okay, we ask everybody.
I mean, kind of 50-50, Chiefs, 49ers.
Who do you like for the season?
You know what, man?
You know, everybody always asks me what my favorite team is,
and I've done a lot of halftime shows,
so it's kind of whoever paying me for the week.
I mean, at this juncture, man, you know, team is and I've done a lot of halftime shows so it's kind of whoever paying me for the week but uh
I mean at this junction man I you know I hate to base it off of my relationships but
I do know I do know Taylor Swim personally so I gotta I gotta kind of go to the chiefs I gotta
go you know I don't want to but it's you know all that money in them boxes up there
just you want to stick around the checks you know all that money in them boxes up there just you want to
stick around the checks
you know what I mean
yeah
I just don't want
to weigh my own
I don't want to
outweigh my chances
but you know
hey man
good luck to everybody
but at the same time
only one of them
done paid me so far
are you performing
or are you in town
for the Super Bowl
well
I'll start my residency
tonight at Zouk right there, right next door.
So I was just coming to say what's up.
I still ain't took a shower today,
so I'm going to go ahead and do that.
I want to ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
I've heard you sing,
and I've heard you sing songs,
and you didn't have auto-tunes.
What made you decide to use auto-tunes
when your voice is as good as anything
that we have?
Because if I would've
came out singing,
I would've just sounded
like everybody else.
No, you don't sound
like everybody else.
It would've just been
another voice.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Right.
So there's nothing
special about it.
Like, there's people
in this crowd that can sing,
that can out-sing me
right now.
No, they're not.
I'm sure there is.
Not in this?
Cinco.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You heard that new Toby and Cinco? Wasn't that thing? That thing. Yeah. Oh, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. You heard that new Toby and Seiko?
Boy, that thing, that thing's crazy.
No, but, no, I mean, I would have just been another voice.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Especially, you know.
In the rap game.
Dark skin, dreads, wasn't a lot of space for me.
You know what I mean?
When I came out, had to be light skin, low haircut.
There was a lot going on.
I had to be able to dance.
I was fat.
There was a lot going on.
There was a lot going against me. had to be able to dance. I was fat. It was a lot going on. I had a lot going against me. It wasn't really working out for me, but no, I made it through
because there was something different about my voice, you know what I mean? So I needed something
to break through the fog. I heard the other day you talking about how you wrote a lot of songs,
or you've been writing songs for country musicians, and the credits was kind of getting you in trouble
because you was getting some blowback,
and you was like, man, if that just got me to check,
don't put my name in the credits.
Yeah, no, it wasn't really blowback,
it was just like, I don't know what we can say on the show.
You good, you good, you good, we rated R.
The comments on there was just like,
Was it N-word?
It was a lot of N-word, it was a lot of it.
It was a bunch, that was primarily the word that I saw a lot.
Anytime somebody said I had anything to do with this song,
I was like, what's this nigga doing on this song?
Why you got anything to do with him?
I thought you were a patriot.
It was just a lot of that.
It was just, it was a lot.
But did the check clear?
Oh, the check always cleared.
And it cleared on time.
That's the crazy thing.
Country music is very punctual.
Very punctual with the checks.
You deal with some of these darker companies,
they give you the 90 days.
The contract says 90 days.
We're going to send it to 91.
Babe, do you remember when you was growing up
and they asked you to post date of the check?
Oh, absolutely not.
Don't pass this.
I put a Friday on it.
Don't you take your ass to the bank on Thursday.
You can just not cash this for me real quick.
I'm going to come back on Tuesday.
I'm going to let you know if you can cash it then, but probably don't do it then.
If it's Wednesday, I'm going to just cut you another check.
I'm going to come to pay you another one because I'm going to move banks.
You see, Bank of America, they're messing me up.
See what I'm saying?
So I'm going to move to Chase, and and I'm gonna come right to a Chase one.
If that don't work, I'm gonna go to the end.
I'm gonna need you to go to Western Union and with Dixie,
and then we can probably just make it work from there.
That don't work.
It's just too many steps, too many steps.
What you want to say, Ocho?
I want to have a sing-off.
I want to have a sing-off.
I got to sing tonight.
Sing-off, I got to.
You coming to the residency?
I could, matter of fact, let me perform with you.
Come on up there.
No, I'm serious.
You have the shortest residency in Vegas.
That's gonna be one night only.
With T-Pain featuring Ocho.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, I moved the needle now.
I can sing.
If you want an example, let me know.
Hit a note rack. Go ahead, move the needle. I think I can If you want an example, go ahead. Hit a note right there. Go ahead. Move the needle.
I think I can't sing.
You gotta take a shot. Hold on. Got me fucked up.
You gotta stand up, cuz you know, you gotta
stand up to project. Diaphragm
and stuff.
Ah.
No, that was
the... I'm so in love with you
I know one of those notes.
Whatever you want me to
One of those.
That's it.
That's what it is.
Hold on.
You got to do the...
I'll do right to you
Sure.
Yeah.
What you think?
What you think?
I'll take that.
That was...
One to ten. One to ten. Be honest. Be honest. Because my vocal What you think? I'll take that. That was a one to 10, one to 10.
Be honest.
Be honest.
Cause my vocal coach ain't here.
She in Miami.
I will say this on one to 10.
That's a hot four.
You did good.
I said a hot four.
That's almost a five.
I'm telling you.
See, that's a good, that's good.
It's a hot four.
I'm telling you, you did a hot four.
Did you plan to get you more than what I was going to get you?
What you get you?
It wasn't on the scale that you put it in,
one between one and ten.
I needed to be lower than one.
That's messed up.
Long as I'm a four.
I needed negative energy.
Listen, you gave me something to work with.
I got, see, I can throw a bunch of auto tune on that
and make something happen.
Ah, auto tune, that sound like a ten.
Man, you could use auto tunes, cartoons,
ain't enough tunes, Looney, cartoons, ain't enough tunes.
Looney Tunes, ain't enough tunes to make that boy sound good.
T-Base, stop, please.
I'm telling you, I didn't hurt a lot of real bad singers to get turned into real good singers.
It's just a little bit engineering.
They sound like him?
I mean, a little bit worse, actually.
Oh, my goodness.
Some critically acclaimed artists.
Thank you.
Really?
Yeah, some of these artists, y'all think.
So all the tours can do that?
Oh, man, let me tell you.
That's why everybody thought I was fake winning.
They didn't know how talented you actually were because you had that.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, you got to be able to make it sound good.
You got to sing in some kind of capacity to make it sound good.
But with the right engineer and a bunch of money behind you, absolutely.
There we go.
Well, he need an engineer from MIT.
Georgia Tech.
Both of y'all rich enough to do anything you want to.
No, no, no.
I got to stay in my wheelhouse.
No, no, no.
I know you're hiring your finances from all these people.
I'm here to tell y'all.
No, Ocho the cheap one.
I mean, I spend.
Even though he was on a bombardier the other day.
Nope.
Nope.
I didn't pay for nothing.
You didn't pay for nothing? You didn't pay for nothing?
I didn't pay for nothing.
No, sir.
And they think I'm flying back with them.
It ain't happening.
Why not?
No, absolutely.
That was very uncomfortable.
It just wasn't me.
I like, listen, I ain't even got fucking pre-check.
I ain't got pre-check.
People say.
You got to figure that out.
Listen, me and my old lady, we go to the airport.
She got pre-check.
She say, why don't you get pre-checked?
For what?
What am I paying $85 for?
And we get to the gate at the same time.
We board at the same time.
We land at the same time.
What's the point?
It's $85 a year.
No, you don't understand.
Listen.
It's $85 a year.
Do y'all understand?
Y'all understand what I'm saying?
No.
No.
Listen, listen to me.
If y'all got pre-checked, right?
Okay.
We get to the airport at the same time.
Okay.
All y'all go through first.
Okay.
I go stand in line with the people.
When they call the board, we still board at the same time.
So where's the fucking convenience?
You waited two hours and I was sitting in the Sky Club.
But we still boarding at the same time.
I don't care, but I'm at the same time.
Do we board at the same time?
That don't mean you're good with saving money, man. At the same time. No, it don't same time. Y'all ain't good with saving money, man.
You still going to be in the line with the people.
I'm going to be at the gate like, he about to miss this.
But you at the gate.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to, because I'm one of the ones.
I will leave your ass.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I will leave this nigga, man.
Y'all don't understand.
Y'all don't understand the value of the dollar.
We do understand, because you're going to come through,
because you're one of them people that be stuffing all your jewelry
in one pocket in your backpack.
Yeah.
I know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're going to check that.
It's going to show up black on the screen at the TSA.
They're going to check that.
Y'all not thinking logically.
This your bag?
Is this your bag, sir?
Sir, is this your bag?
First class.
I'm going to have to run it again, okay?
All right.
All right.
I'm going to need you to take all this stuff.
Can you take all the electronics out?
I see an iPad in here.
You can't bring the iPad through, sir.
You cannot bring the iPad.
If it got a keyboard on it, you gotta take it out.
Exactly.
What's all this right here?
Is that water?
That's not water?
Okay, I'm gonna have to run it again, okay?
And then they take all your shit out,
and then they run it again, and then they say,
okay, thank you, have a nice day.
And all your shit still sprawled out
all over the goddamn table.
I don't travel like that.
I'm at the gate with Apple Vision Pro on.
You're putting all your shit back in your bag.
You fly first class?
Yeah.
You fly first class?
Absolutely.
All y'all fly first class?
Yeah, mostly.
I'm just asking.
I only fly exit row.
I only fly, you fly first exit row.
13A Spirit Airlines.
13A Spirit Airlines every time.
See, that's a seat with responsibilities.
I ain't tellin' that.
That's a seat with responsibilities.
Yeah, because if you're at exit row,
you got to be able to open the doors.
Sarah, are you in and able to help
in the state of emergency? Yes? And I can fly too.
I got my pilot's license.
First of all, let me tell you, ma'am,
I don't know how much this door weigh.
You got to let me get a practice run
or some shit before we take off.
I don't know how much this is.
I'm like, yeah, I can handle that shit
as soon as we going down.
I picked up, oh, wait, bitch, hold on.
This shit is, hey, ma'am, I'm going to need
about two of y'all.
You ask somebody else,
does somebody else want to sit here?
Somebody else. Is there a doctor in the goddamn plane?
Y'all don't understand. Everybody love first
class. Oh, I'm in first class. I'm in
exit row. When the plane land,
we still get off at the same fucking time.
No, you don't. No, you don't.
No, you don't. You know why?
Because I'm getting off, and then it's that one
old-ass man that can't get his bag
down.
Right.
And your ass is stuck on the plane, and I'm sitting off and then it's that one old ass man that can't get his bag down. Right. And your ass is stuck on the plane.
I'm sitting at the gate again with an Apple Vision Pro on like this nigga ain't even coming.
I don't know.
Y'all don't understand, man.
Yeah, we do.
We do understand.
This is why we do what we do.
No.
I mean, Ocho.
First class is a waste of money.
Ocho.
Pre-check is a waste of money.
Ocho.
We all get to the same
Destination at the same time
I get it
We get on the plane
At the same time
We deplane at the same time
So let me ask you a question
It make no sense
Let me ask you a question
When you was growing up
And you was thinking about
Making money and getting out
So what did you want to do?
So you wanted to make money
To stay the exact same
You don't dress the same
You did when you was
In Liberty City
I look just like this
No you don't
You have a Cuban
Yes Man stop lying I had a Cuban at 14 when you was in Liberty City. I look just like this. No, you don't. You have a Cuban?
Yes.
Man, stop lying.
I had a Cuban at 14.
Boy, you was born in Church, Mice.
No.
Boy, a robber broke in your house in Liberty City.
Y'all robbed him.
No, no, no.
Tied him up and everything.
I have a question.
Y'all saw Griselda?
So?
Y'all saw Griselda.
You didn't see Griselda?
Yes.
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's pretty good.
Man, I was a runner for Griselda
back in 88. Oh, my God. Oh ain't seen Griselda? Yes. Yeah, no, no, no. That's pretty good. Man, I was a runner for Griselda back in 88.
Oh, my God.
Oh, so you didn't even run track.
I promise you.
This man talking about a runner.
He didn't run track.
I was a runner.
I didn't run track.
I don't know what's going on.
No, Griselda was in Kendall.
I understand what's going on.
Yeah, I went for Big Ike.
I'm telling you.
Baby.
I can't.
All I know is baby be dressing baby that money so i don't know what you're doing but
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what what was the biggest shift because you're talking about a team that was the most penalized
offense their offensive line wasn't very good.
They had Patrick Mahomes probably got sacked more than he had gotten sacked at any point in time.
And then you see the 180 that happened in the playoffs.
What do you think was the cause of that? Yeah, well, at times, man, I think, you know, sometimes as coaches,
it's easy to get caught up in last year and our identity.
Last year's identity.
You know what I mean?
As an offensive play caller.
And so I imagine like... New left tackle, new right tackle. year's identity. You know what I mean as an offensive play caller? And so I imagine like... New left tackle,
new right tackle. It's chemistry.
Because playing with Pat Mahomes,
I had to learn to have an understanding for the
feel of the game. I had to understand that
he's taking this deep drop
because of the way that he sees
covers. Right. 990.
Oh! Oh, Joe!
Oh, Joe!
Oh!
Oh, shit. You got to pop the other one, the other one. Oh Oh Man thank you
Oh my goodness.
Guys, you don't even really know how much this means to us.
When Ocho and I put this thing together, when I called Doug, he was his agent,
and I said, Doug, I got this idea.
Get your mic.
I said, Doug, I got this idea.
I called his agent.
I said, Doug, I got an idea for a show.
Me and Jamie Horowitz.
Jamie's rolling right here somewhere.
And we met with Doug and Ocho. I said Jamie Horowitz, Jamie's rolling right here somewhere. And we met,
we met with Doug and, um, and Ocho. I said, Ocho, I got this idea. He said, I don't even want to
hear no more about it. I'm with you, huh? I said, I said, let me tell you the idea. He said, no,
we good. And so this thing has taken off and been better than we ever, ever imagined. And it's
because of you. Yeah. Ocho and I, we tell stories. Yeah. We played the
game of football. We played it at a high level, but, and yeah, we tell very interesting stories.
I mean, I probably told some stories I probably shouldn't have told. I got a few more to tell
too. I'm sure I'm gonna tell something tonight, but it's because of you. I mean, look at you guys
that showed up. We want to thank you for showing up. We want to thank all of you guys that's in
the live chat. So we really, really appreciate it from the bottom of our hearts.
Hey, listen.
First off, success on the field, right?
Look at that.
Look at that, Joe.
Look at that, Joe.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey.
Oh, we in the club, man.
Yeah.
I like it.
Red tail.
Yeah.
But listen.
I think about success on the field.
You know, Shannon was very successful. think about success on the field. You know, Shannon was very successful.
I was okay on the field.
But without the fans, which I consider the meat and potatoes of success,
we would be nothing.
So when it comes to us doing nightcap,
I want you all to give yourself a round of applause, too,
for helping us reach this milestone, please.
I thank you.
I really thank you
from the bottom of my heart
because obviously
he tried to give me
the idea
and tell me
what this was all about.
I didn't want to hear it.
I didn't want to care.
I just wanted something to do.
I like to fucking talk.
I talk a lot.
So listen
I had no idea
it would come to this
in such a short amount of time
and I thank y'all.
I fucking love you
and I really appreciate you
and this is just the beginning because we just
started. We're only what? Three months? Three months in?
We're four months. We hit
1,000 subs in exactly four months.
Four months. Man, that's dope, man.
Thank y'all, man. I really appreciate it. Thank you so much.
Appreciate it. I'm ready to get drunk,
man. Fuck that.
Ojo, you ready? Hey, let's go get this shot at Ojo.
Let's go get this shot at Ojo.
Let me see that Ocho. Mr. That Cognac.
Yeah.
Just blow something, just blow something.
Ocho, Ocho, it's a sip drink.
Don't take it to the head now.
Oh, trust me, I'm not.
Hey, come on.
I'm celebrating with you.
You're celebrating with me?
Celebrating with you.
Hold your.
That shit strong, right?
Boy, it's up, yeah.
But see, that's what you do.
You smell those marshmallows, do you smell that?
Ooh, that scent.
Yeah, it's strong.
Yeah. No, no, no.
But see, that's the Yeah, it's strong. Yeah. No, no, no. See, that's the thing.
Let's do it!
Y'all what I'm talking about, though, Joe? Yeah!
Rell, you in trouble tonight, Rell. I'm talking about, though, Joe. Yeah. Rel, you in trouble tonight, Rel.
I'm sorry.
We got another guy in the audience that wants to come up.
Channing Crowder.
Channing, come on up, bro.
Oh, shit.
What's up, boy?
Hey.
Matter of fact.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. What you want to talk about? Hey, hey. What. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey. What y'all want to talk about?
Hey, hey.
What's up?
Man, did y'all see this Drake video going viral
when he was playing with his meat?
How stuff like that get out?
They trying to show out.
I ain't see that.
And to be honest, to be honest, Drake was showing up.
Yeah!
They were doing it for the light skin fellas.
That shit.
So I guess they been lying all the time.
I don't know.
You see, that's one thing y'all dark dudes think
that us light skins ain't got nothing to throw.
We can throw too.
Y'all ain't with me.
All y'all darks think y'all got it.
We got some shit too.
Hold on, man.
Y'all talking, I don't even understand the context it We got some shit too Hold on man What is it? Y'all talking
I don't even understand
The context
You ain't seen Drake
Drake got a video circulating
Yeah
He put the baby arm out
He
Oh man
He dropped
I don't know how
But I don't know how
Stuff like that get out
I don't know
You don't know how it get out
Maybe he got an album
Maybe he got an album coming out
Maybe he got
No no no
If it
I think it is strategic
But how does he get out?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Accidentally?
Yes.
Because he's sending it to a girl.
And she dropped it.
It's sex pics.
Sex thing.
Okay.
I watch y'all show Angola.
I watch Nightcap.
Y'all are fucking retarded.
We can't even say that no more.
Y'all are weird.
Y'all are funny.
I would say that.
Yeah.
Ocho had two recesses, two lunches, y'all weird. Y'all are funny. I would say that. But, yeah, man.
Ocho had two recesses, two lunches,
and he stayed in the same class the whole day.
Ocho had that little bitty bus with the tinted windows.
Two seats.
It was him and the driver.
That's it.
We're going to talk about it.
Hey, I had a full point.
Come on, Chad.
Get on, Chad.
No, no, no.
You didn't get grades.
You got stars and cookies.
That's how they grade you. That's how they grade you.
That's how they grade you.
But, yeah, that's what it is.
It's called sexting.
It's texting with sexual videos.
But that's like revenge porn.
You can't do that.
You can get sued.
Oh, so that's probably what,
maybe that's why it's strategic.
Because if you know who did it,
you know who you send stuff to,
and it gets out, then you can sue them.
But hold on.
What I look like suing somebody that got $400?
What you going to sue them for?
Take that little bit they got.
They got to learn.
You going to sue them for $300?
It's going to cost, I mean, an attorney that Drake's going to get,
it's going to probably cost him like $1,500 to $2,000 an hour.
What?
So by the time you take it to court, you're looking at $150,000, $200,000.
You get $400,000.
Sometimes it's just principal alone.
Sometimes people have to learn a lesson.
No, that's over the school system, a principal.
No, I ain't about no principal.
I ain't spending no $200,000.
I ain't spending a quarter of a million to get $400,000.
I mean, so if somebody leak your baby on,
what you gonna do?
I ain't gonna say nothing to them.
You have to see it in person.
That's just me.
Shady, you say you got one for them.
Yeah, you gotta see it.
Because you don't get, look, they ain't gonna say,
oh, what you think I'm gonna do?
I don't know.
I know what you won't do, like, when we cool, you get mad at me ain't no telling what you might do
Yeah, ain't no tell oh no. Yeah ain't never done the line never done like nothing like yeah
Yeah, I don't know. I mean if only fans came to me for a hundred million you going I would drop the baby
I'm on the table
100 million
100 million
100 million Let somebody pull? 100 million. 100 million?
100 million.
How much you need?
Let somebody pull out 20,000 right now.
You got it.
I mean, I'm only fans of Snoop Dogg 100 million.
Just to see the meat?
Just to look at your meat.
Right, right, right, right.
That ain't hurting nobody.
Yeah.
100 million. Wait, hold on. You can't, right, right. Damn! That ain't hurt nobody! Yeah! A hundred million.
Wait, hold on.
You can't do, you married, you can't do that?
No, no, I tell my wife, she in the back.
I be like, hey, did somebody just offer me 20,000 to see my little man?
Right.
And I'm going to give it to him.
Here you go, blimey.
Yeah.
I don't know if Michael made that much noise like you.
You see what I can say to you?
He's laying that bitch down. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. You see what Uncle Sam, he's laying that bitch down.
I don't know, 100 million?
Bro, people don't know how much 100 million is.
That's a lot of money.
That's a lot, that's a lot.
I'ma give my kids, each of them 10 million,
say stay off the internet for the rest of your life.
So I got 70 million.
Nah, you got Uncle Sam.
They seen it.
It's like, it's the thing.
Y'all talking about the nude beaches?
Yeah. Yeah. So I already, we go to nude beaches, me and. They seen it. It's like, it's the thing. Y'all talking about the nude beaches. Yeah. Yeah.
So I already, we go to nude beaches, me and my wife.
Right.
It's the same thing.
Everybody got the same pieces.
Everybody got the same thing.
Men have a wee-wee and two berries.
Yeah.
And women have coochies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And women wear them, they damn near naked at the beach already.
What you mean the beach?
So now all you doing.
I was in the club.
They already naked at the club.
So now you take off your little pants and all
and y'all walk around and it's just, it's naked pieces.
You done always, everybody done seen.
Don't nobody get no wood out there watching or looking?
You can't really get no wood because,
just think about that.
So we sit here and we naked.
Yeah.
Let's say we all three naked
and a bad one walk past.
But now she bad,
but now you naked too.
Yeah.
I can't get hard sitting next to you.
If a bad one,
if a bad one's walking past,
Shay,
I can't get hard
because we together.
You,
I don't even see you.
I'm looking at her.
What the fuck you,
what y'all got to do with me?
Nah.
But it ain't,
listen,
they're swingers.
Hey,
what's a,
they got,
what's a swinger?
A swinger's people
that like switch partners.
So you might be mad,
you go to a club,
you might be mad
you have a girlfriend,
a significant other,
or whatever,
you're like,
oh,
I like you,
so what's up?
And y'all trade off.
And then y'all trade off, so all four of y'all go to room.
We ain't swingers, me and my wife ain't swingers.
No.
We're all natural.
What that mean?
We just go to the resort.
And you watch other people?
No, no, you ain't really looking at nobody.
You just doing what you normally do.
Swinging, swinging, that's some new shit.
I be fishing, I be fishing. I go out fishing.
And my man is out.
And my wife laying on the,
she suntanning,
and she naked,
and I'm out there fishing.
I'm naked.
We just naked.
You fishing?
Like fishing, fishing?
Yeah.
Why you got to be
back in the field?
Man, put some cloths.
What kind of bullshit is that?
He's talking about real fishing.
He's talking about fishing for women.
Yeah, no, he's talking about
fishing, real fishing. Butt ball. Butt ball naked. What else is that? He's talking about real fishing. He's talking about fishing for women. Yeah, no, he's talking about fishing.
He's real fishing.
Butt bald.
Butt bald naked.
What else is that?
But what you really got to do, all you got to do is you got to shave, because that adds
an extra inch.
If you got that little man peeking out of that hair, it takes that inch away.
You shave that thing, that man come out a little more.
So you going to show him something. You got that thing, that man come out a little more. So you gonna show him something.
You gotta show him first.
Like the turtle head, the turtle head.
When he's thinking about the shell,
it ain't been that long, but when it come out the shell,
and that thing come out the thing.
Yeah, so you always gotta say it and add that extra inch
so you can get that whole thing.
What's the name of that swingers club?
Rel ain't going to no swingers club with you.
Rel ain't going to no swingers club.
Nah, I ain't say she was going, I was going.
You can't go by yourself.
You can't go solo.
You gotta have somebody to trade off. Nah, I ain't gonna, I just wanna see was going. You can't go by yourself. You can't go solo. You gotta have somebody trade off.
Nah, I ain't gonna, I just wanna see.
I just wanna watch.
Ain't nobody gonna let you see Ocho.
It's a swingers club.
You bring somebody, they bring somebody, you trade off.
Nah, I ain't gonna trade off.
I just wanna see how it works.
That don't work like that.
You just wanna watch people.
They ain't got no viewing room?
Yeah, it's called Pornhub.
What the fuck?
What you talking about?
Hey, XNXX.
Huh?
XNXX.
Yeah, that was somebody laughing.
Y'all know that's better than Pornhub.
I like that.
Yeah.
You just hit me to some new shit.
I like that.
I got you, bro.
Y'all be having 12 together?
12.
That's why you got to be cheap.
Why?
Kids expensive.
No, they not.
What you buy?
It's all what you buy.
I don't care what you buy.
Kids, buy some cheap Pampers.
What you going to... Name some cheap Pampers. I buy cheap Pampers. Don't worry about it. I buy all brand Pampers. It's all what you buy. I don't care what you buy. Kids, buy some cheap Pampers. What you going to,
name some cheap Pampers.
I buy cheap Pampers.
Don't worry about it.
I buy all brand Pampers.
That's all right.
I get my Pampers from the dollar store.
That's all right, they still cost money.
I'm just saying.
And you buying a bunch of them.
Yeah, I buy it in bulk.
And you can reuse them if you dry them.
Yeah, who use a re-use,
don't know about,
now when I was growing up,
people used to use.
You wash the Pampers and reuse them.
How many people in here over 50?
Anybody in here over 50?
So you know they used to have the diapers
and they reused, they washed, they had the cloth diapers.
Yeah, and they reused them.
And then the same one they sell at the dollar store.
Wait, wait, they have no Pampers.
Oh, you had cloth diapers?
Yeah.
Yo, big black ass.
I don't know, I don black ass. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what I...
You done shit all out, them diapers.
Bro.
Bro.
I grew up with cement floors and tin roof.
What you thought we had?
Y'all had something.
I mean, Gerber?
You ain't have Gerber?
Man, I've been eating rice in two months.
What the hell, bro?
What y'all?
Ain't nobody have no baby food.
Ain't nobody... You know what I'm talking about.
Ain't in the country, you ain't get no Gerber.
Right, right, right, right, right.
You ain't tuna.
Man, I've been eating neck bone, oxtail in three months.
Three months.
Yeah.
Man, I got light, I've been eating light bread, hot dogs.
I've been, yeah.
You ain't get no baby food.
What's wrong with you?
They had to have something.
Grif, oatmeal, my man know what I'm talking about.
See, he from the country.
Yeah, they had to have something back there for the kids, though.
They did.
Like porridge?
You ate whatever the grown-ups ate.
Just smaller portions.
They pull a piece of meat off and I'll steal his neck bone and give it to you.
Also, that's why he's so goddamn big.
Yeah, yeah.
That nigga said he was eating neck bones in two months.
Yeah.
Two months?
You can't even hold your head up in two months.
Don't worry about it.
They shoving a neck bone in his mouth. Two months. That's God.? You can't even hold your head up in two months. Don't worry about it.
They shoving a neck bone in his mouth.
Two months, that's God.
What's wrong with y'all?
Oh, man.
I'm thinking about Monique saying something like, I've been trying to find you somebody
for a long time.
Yeah.
And Monique actually addressed that issue with you as well.
Monique said you need to stop running around or running behind these little young folk
and get you somebody named
What was the name?
She says some old name. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah like like a Bertha, but it's a look at oh, oh
35 no you
Can hang you when I, you're not 35. You can't hang.
29?
No, you're not 29.
I'm saying what I feel.
That don't mean what you feel, what you are.
You got to get you an old woman.
You got to get you somebody around 50, 50.
I don't want nothing over clothes, and I donate those.
So let's try something else.
We going to get you right, though.
We going to find you.
Anybody single tonight?
Yeah, Jack.
No, everybody came with a-
Who single?
Who the hell coming?
How you dope?
Ain't nobody coming to the,
if you coming to the Super Bowl single?
I bet I can find somebody here single right now.
Look at that, they back there yelling, yeah, uh.
Told you.
Yeah, uh.
Hey, don't get scared now, you look nervous.
And you gonna, hey, he gonna do that shit now? Yeah. Hey, don't get scared now. You look nervous. And you going to do that shit now?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jack!
Yeah, they done heard about that baby arm.
They here.
Da.
Yeah.
Stop looking at the crowd.
I'm just waiting on them.
Look, I'm waiting on them.
Oh, at the bar.
At the bar.
At the bar right there.
What's your name, honey?
Martini.
Martini.
Martini.
Oh, she young.
Yeah.
With a name like Martini,
you know ain't nobody
over 30 with a name Martini.
How you know?
You don't think so?
Her name,
Ms. Morel does something.
You got the Louise.
You got Ella.
You got Mary Bell.
That's what you need.
You need an Ella.
Yeah, yeah.
You got Louise.
Annabelle.
You know what? You need somebody with the middle name May. You need a Beatrice. Yeah, you got Louise. Annabelle. You know what?
You need somebody with the middle name May.
You need a Beatrice.
Oh, yeah.
Go true.
If you got a middle name May, you at least 45.
Yeah, or 50.
Oh, and go by all three names?
Yeah.
Yeah, you throw that middle name in there.
That's about your speed.
Mary Ellen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Betsy Ann.
Sue Beth. Sue Beth. Sue Beth? Yeah. You. I like it. I like it. I like it.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Randolph. Yeah, that's the old ass name there.
That's the old ass name, that's the old ass name right there.
That's the old ass name, Jay.
But your name Randolph?
Oh yeah, that's my business name.
Randolph.
When I go to deal with people with money, I'm Randolph.
Right, right.
If you tell somebody, oh, Randolph Crowder.
No, I don't tell nobody that.
Man, they gonna hang the phone up on you.
And Shay, you country as hell, Randolph Crowder. No, don't tell anybody. Man, they're going to hang the phone up on you. And say, you country as hell.
So I did it.
I put my son's name Randolph and my second son's middle name Randolph.
I kept the name going through the family.
Boy, that is so cute.
That's some country shit in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jack.
That's almost like George Foreman.
He got like all his kids named George.
All his sons, yeah.
That's what I did.
For real?
I like that.
And my wife.
My wife ain't really like it,
but she had to deal with it
because she know I'm country.
Yeah.
I'm going to keep the line going.
And I'm rich.
Yeah.
So the kids are taken care of.
That's the thing that killed me.
I'm like, I done lined this shit up for y'all.
Y'all better have my name
because y'all ain't got to worry about nothing
because of me.
Right, right, right, right.
Y'all can work at the Wendy's.
Right.
They'll be rich forever. Like, yeah, man, that's why I had to put my name in there. You did that. You nothing because of me. Right, right, right, right. Y'all can work at the Wendy's. Right. They'll be rich forever.
Like, yeah, man, that's why I had to put my name in there.
You did that.
You did that to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
I like that.
So you named him Randolph Channing Jr.?
I'm junior already.
Okay, so he the third.
So my son is Randolph Channing Crowder III,
and then I have a daughter named Ava,
and then my second son is Chaz Lee Randolph
Crowder. And we can't
have no more babies because I had a vasectomy. So if
my wife gets pregnant again, we got a long conversation.
She might just name him Randy.
She ain't gonna name him nothing.
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Right now we have
Sweet Tate
Sweet
I need an autograph
Yeah look at here
Can I get a picture?
Hey stop
I'm
Yeah
Thank you so much Thank you Yeah!
Thank you so much.
Thank you, baby.
Thank you, boy.
Money, what's up, mama?
You good?
All right.
What's up, y'all?
I know that's right.
You know what?
I got a great question for you.
Because he a lot.
You were cousins with Gabrielle Union.
Mm-hmm.
So, what would, did y'all, I mean, how close?
What cousin?
First cousin, second cousin?
Well, it's my dad's cousin, so my dad grew up with her.
Okay.
That's her real cousin.
Not that fake cousin that you say.
Who?
ASAP.
ASAP is my cousin.
I could call ASAP right now.
Then she laughing.
She laughing. Because she know that's my cousin. No, she don't. Everybody know that. No, don't nobody know that. You the only one$AP right now. She laughing. She laughing.
Because she know that's my cousin.
No, she don't.
Everybody know that. No, don't nobody know that.
You the only one don't know that.
No, you don't.
We look just alike.
I just ain't got no hair.
You look like A$AP to you.
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Just a little bit.
Thank you.
Told you.
Do you know how much space is in between that?
Huh?
That's enough?
She said on a scale of one to ten.
Are you working on a new album?
My first album.
Your first one?
Yeah.
You excited?
I'm nervous, excited.
Why are you nervous?
I mean, y'all are athletes. It's like getting ready for the big game.
Yes.
It's my first big game.
Ooh, I like that. I like that.
So what can we expect from this album?
Well, I'm from the West Coast, so I feel like my goal is to just tell my story
as, you know, a girl growing up in the
Bay, Sacramento, California, and what I've been through.
I know that's right, Bay Area!
Did you always want to be
an entertainer? Well, I wanted
to do hair at first. You wanted to do hair
at first? And then back then,
what people make it now is nothing compared do hair first? And then back then, what people making now
is nothing compared to what they used to make back then.
And when I looked at the annual salary back then,
I was like, I gotta get my money than this.
Right.
So I changed my career over.
So, could you, like, if somebody, like,
if a girlfriend of yours say,
hey sweetie, can you do my hair, could you do hair?
Oh, I love getting my girls ready.
Oh, you do? Do you? Yeah.
I do my old lady hair and makeup.
Aw, that's cute. Yeah, I install
little wigs, flat iron,
wash set, curl, everything.
You be putting the glue down? Extensions, huh?
You be putting the glue down? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I use Gorilla Glue. Okay. Yeah.
No, I'm not lying.
No, I use Gorilla, and for my
kids, I use Air Control.
Okay. You can't use Gorilla Glue on hair for my kids, I use Air Control. Okay.
You can't use Gorilla Glue on hair.
How you...
You gonna pull a whole scalp off.
I meant to say Air Control.
I'm sorry.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Baby!
Tell him I do your hair.
Thank you.
She say, yes, baby.
Yeah.
I love that.
I do makeup, too.
Matter of fact, you know Arrogant Tay?
Uh-huh.
I'm Lonzo.
Uh-huh.
Jonathan. Uh-huh. I put Lonzo. Uh-huh. Jonathan.
Uh-huh.
I put them niggas on.
Really?
Yes.
Now ladies,
you know your man love you
if he help you
take your braid down.
Thank you.
That's a real man
right there.
Cutting out,
you know,
in between the strings,
not your hair.
That's real love.
And then I know how to do it
so I don't cut her hair.
I love that.
Yeah, that's how good I am.
Okay.
Yeah, the more you can do,
the more you can save. Do it here her hair. I love that. Yeah, that's how good I am. Okay. Yeah, the more you can do, the more you can save.
Do it here, sweetie.
I swear.
So how long have you been in the game?
Icy Girl dropped 2017,
so three, four.
Ooh, dang, that was SoundCloud.
Dang, it's been a minute.
Right.
So when you first started,
were you nervous to get up on stage
and get up in front of people?
Were you nervous?
Yeah, I was nervous.
So what did you do to calm your nerves, to relax yourself?
Hennessy.
I'm going to take a look.
You want to try some of my cognac?
You know I have a cognac.
Well, I did dry January.
I'm taking my first drink tomorrow night.
You should actually come.
I'm performing at Club Zook.
It's around the corner.
Wait, can I help? Can I perform too? Yeah. With you. You should actually come. I'm performing at Club Zook. It's around the corner. Wait, can I help?
Can I perform too?
Yeah.
With you?
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
I'm performing with T-Pain tonight in his residency.
Okay, pull up tomorrow.
Oh, I'm finna be famous.
I'm finna be famous.
Like he ain't already famous.
Do you believe what he's saying?
Yeah, he like the cool uncle.
Yeah, the cool uncle. One. Hey, the cool uncle.
One of them lying uncles.
And then you like the nosy uncle.
Ooh, nosy.
It's okay.
Sweet Ashley, I'm really not nosy.
It's okay.
I'm really not nosy.
I'm hanging with y'all.
You're hanging with us?
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
Of course.
So, collabs, how many features, how many collabs How many I mean How many features How many collabs
Are on the album with you
I mean typically
I like to get the song done
And then get the features afterwards
Oh okay
Go ahead
You said a feature
Collab
Huh
I rap
Oh
Yeah I rap
You do
Let me hear something
Huh
Let me hear something
You want
Um
Go ahead
I'm not the one to play with
They call me Ocho
Bitch I got an itch
That's it
That's it for now
Okay a little freestyle
Yeah yeah
You can write for me
Ain't nobody gonna know
Okay
Yeah
Baby I got another job
No you don't we're gonna do a do some trivia i'm
gonna ask you guys five questions please do not shout out the answer a gift basket a gift basket
we got your cigars in there nah let's give away your money let's's give money first. I ain't got no money on me. Hey, y'all got Zelle?
Yeah.
Y'all got Cash App?
Yeah.
Okay, the first question we start with,
we gonna start with $1,000, and we gonna work our way up.
And then we'll go to the gift basket.
So how much we giving away?
I'm starting with $1,000.
I got this, I got this tonight.
So how many people are we going to bless?
The first question, we're going to start with 1,000.
And then we're going to go to the gift basket.
And then depending on what my funds look like, I might give away another 1,000.
Look at you, old child.
Because I got money.
Okay.
Back in September, we talked about my interview on TMZ
appearing to leave a restaurant with a famous singer-actress.
Name that singer-actress.
Hold on.
Didn't I just tell you don't show the answer?
Go ahead.
You can pick out the person you want to ask
that's going to give us the answer.
No, don't do that.
Don't do that to me.
You pick the person
because I can't pick the person
because I'm giving out the money.
Yeah, you can.
No, I want to do that.
But they heard the thing.
They're going to be mad.
You got to give out the money,
but they got to get the answer right.
Oh, what's the answer?
Oh, okay, okay.
Hey, yo.
Hold on.
Who that is waving their hand like that with a striped shirt,
look like a prison jacket?
Come on up here.
Come on.
You, yes, you. Yes, you.
Ven aqui.
Yes, you.
Selena Gomez.
What is it?
Selena Gomez.
Oh, that's your ex.
That is my ex.
But that's who I'm doing it.
That's your ex. That's your ex.
That is correct. What's your ex. That's my ex. But that's who I'm doing it. That's your ex. That's your ex.
That is correct.
What's your name?
Nora from Texas.
Texas.
Yay!
Oh, shit.
You a Cowboys fan?
No.
OK.
You got to come up, mama, so I can give you
all this little change now.
Oh, my god.
OK, come with me. Come with me. Because she's from Texas and not a Cowboy fan, You you got it you got to come up you got to come up mama so I can geek sangi artists little change now Oh my god
Because she's from Texas and not a cowboy fan give an extra 200
Congratulations, what's your name again? My name is Nora from Texas. You gonna do it? All right. Nora, how you doing? Hey, honey. It's been so long.
It's nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure.
I used to watch you in a reality show.
I'm not gonna mention you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't mention that.
Nah, the wife is here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't want any problems.
Yeah, Nora, he might deduct you 500.
You mentioned that.
Don't do that.
Now, listen.
You're gonna get your money, right?
See the end?
That guy hold his hand up.
Hand up?
The bald head guy.
Right here.
His name is Doug.
He's gonna take care of it.
Can you take her to Doug, please?
Oh, you okay?
Your son?
He's my son.
You my boy, you my boy, dog.
You my boy, dog.
You my boy, dog.
You my boy, dog.
Yes, sir.
I have a great son.
He brought me to Vegas.
Appreciate you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, bro.
Can you take mom to Doug for 30%?
We got a picture. Question number two. Appreciate you, bro. Thank you. Thank you, bro.
Question number two.
What did I admit to doing eight to ten times a day?
Sex.
Whoa, whoa.
Did I tell you?
Don't blurt out the answer.
My bad.
Hold on.
Pick up.
Go ahead.
Pick up. Pick up.
Right now, is that a white bubble vest? Go ahead, pick it up. Right there.
Is that a white bubble vest?
Yes.
All right, bubble vest, bubble vest.
Yeah.
Bubble vest, right there.
Yeah, you right there.
Bubble vest.
Is my mic working?
Yeah, I heard you ask if the mic working.
What is it?
Brushing your teeth.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
You say that?
Yeah.
Eight, ten times a day?
Yeah.
It's only 24 hours in a day.
I brush my teeth eight to ten times, not eight to ten hours.
Man, that's too much, boy. Boy, you're going to... Now y'all understand
why he was in the same class K through 12.
I'm just saying,
brushing your teeth eight, ten times a day,
you're going to brush all your goddamn enema off.
I'm just saying.
Two or three is enough.
I go to Columbia where you went and get me some more.
I ain't never been to Columbia.
Where you get them from? I'm on probation.
Where you get them from? Oh, on probation. Where you getting from?
Oh, these mine.
Shit, I paid for them.
The last one.
What airline does Ocho fly
to save money? Hold on, hold on.
Take the mic right here.
You.
Please, right here. You. Police, I got it. Police, right here.
Ocho.
Ocho.
Ocho.
Ocho flies spirit.
That is correct.
Ocho do.
Ocho do.
And all y'all need to get on it, too.
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