Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Bubba Dub on trash talking Anthony Davis, Shaq & Damian Lillard interactions

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

We're back with Season 2, Episode 11 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian Bubba Dub to discuss stories of him trash talking NBA players. Bubba Dub talks about talking smac...k to Anthony Davis, the thrill of Damian Lillard knowing who he is, Shaquille O’Neal getting him on the floor at All-Star Weekend, and much more. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:39 I'm the host. My name is DJ Will. We keep it a beginning to that because that's going all in the intro. This is an unconventional show. We've got a special guests to my left i'm going to do some last but to my immediate foreign dog man bishop over here hey we starting off how we supposed to start off on the afternoon podcast you all right man i'm good man shout out to the goddamn game. Oh, shit. Nigga choked like he hit a Newport. You good?
Starting point is 00:02:05 He said that motherfucking ham do something different. What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with you? Hawaiian ham. Man, what's wrong with you? That thali ham. He keeps saying thali.
Starting point is 00:02:22 It's crazy. Then he can't go back. The ham got him expired. Then he can't go back. The ham got him expired. And you ain't making it no better than Mike Lassner. They got that man's picture on the wall, man. Banned. Banned. For real. So many men lippin' around that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:02:40 They say that nigga strong. Motherfucker boy. He done turned the foreigners up. Where he play that? In Thailand. Oh, shit. That was real offensive. They called him the night creeper.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Hey, what? We got to get a 12 ham drink. Shout out to D12 man He called me man No don't tell him He called me man You should come over here Never That nigga trying to sleep over
Starting point is 00:03:19 At 1pm Man God is good bro Because man You know What father wing over got dog It'll be over for your boy man Primetime It'll be an over He'll throw your boy ass up God is good, bro. Because, man, you know, what if I would win over the adult? It would have been over for your boy, man.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Prime time. It would have been over. He would have threw your little ass up, bro. And slay him, duck you. The real duck contest. Bubba Dub would have been a prop. I would have been, bro. I thank God for my senses, bro. He was too adamant.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Look, you know how you get traded? I don't know how you get traded. And they'd be like, I guess you fly in the next day or couple hours. When D12 signed that contract, he was in Thailand in five hours, bro. And as soon as he hit me, bro, I ain't never coming back. Like, why you say that? Then I seen something in the background. Real talk, just a true story. I seen something in the background real time just a true story
Starting point is 00:04:05 I seen something sitting in the background yeah you'll love it over here you should come over here right now I'm gonna be over in six months never
Starting point is 00:04:11 you would've been Kitty nigga they say Kitty was a star a track athlete what I bet he was triple jumper the real long jumper
Starting point is 00:04:24 man bro what's that shit you talking about you just went around throw that motherfucker off your neck any more. Triple jumper. The real long jumper. Man, bro. What you talking about when you spin around and throw that motherfucker off your neck? Off your neck is crazy. That nigga hot with neck strong
Starting point is 00:04:35 in the mud. That nigga got muscles. Shit. Shout out to my bro, man. I still ride with him, but man, this shit crazy. That's how you introduce him. I'm hurt.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I'm hurt behind this shit though you know are we good we rocking out today his name is jeff y'all know who that is my dog bubba dub is here with us we don't need introductions this is a great fucking show hey yo the hell i'm gonna let you know like they say you know allegedly they They say Allegedly That man got That man got Allegedly Even though it's real
Starting point is 00:05:09 Allegedly That man got Purple Rolls Royce Like you got Big boy Suicide dough They say If you sit
Starting point is 00:05:18 Around the city of Atlanta That nigga scout And you're like Oh look at the car With them doughs up And them Oh Yes Oh a scout ass right from they car boy I'm telling you right now that bitch ass nigga got a type too it's not a toy most definitely got a type yeah
Starting point is 00:05:47 and Juggie Gilroy my my my mama you dark skinned too what with
Starting point is 00:05:54 the kitty with dark skin put me in that shit ain't no more skits above with the sponge
Starting point is 00:06:01 bro that was kitty I love episodes like this. I love working for us. We do whatever the fuck we want to on this show. Hey, man, appreciate you pulling up to 520, though, man. Shout out to Crenshaw for making this happen, man. Appreciate it, man.
Starting point is 00:06:15 How long, like, you know what I'm saying? I know you do a lot of different things. You be around, like, how you feel about pulling up to nap, man? You know what I'm saying? You may say a little bit. The city show me love, bro. That's what's up. Like, every time I come to nap time when i'm doing my comedy shows man the people is the nicest people man i love nap honestly man i'm thinking about finding a little spot out here
Starting point is 00:06:34 don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it just come visit man any child support different oh no man i can't i miss me with that child support shit. That shit evil. ADI's not going to be on your side. Obviously, man, from the south, right? What started Bubba Dub and company, man? What got you? Man, bro, I've been funny my whole life, bro. I got a lot of family members that's super-duper funny, but they didn't have the nuts to really get out there and put it out there.
Starting point is 00:07:02 So I'm just one of them. I got nuts. I'm going to let them hang. I'm going to go out there and show the world me. So I'm just one of them. I got nuts. I'm going to let them hang. I'm going to go out there and show the world me. And that's just what I'm doing, bro. So everything y'all seeing, it ain't nothing new to the people back home. I've been in this. So there ain't no act.
Starting point is 00:07:13 It's just me, bro. So you've been shitting on the Cowboys your whole life, man? Man, you know, I grew up a Cowboy fan, bro. I ain't going to lie. But, man, it's just something about being me, the ochre. I'm not weird, bro. I like growth. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:24 Pause. Pause. Pause. The hand gesture, man. but man get something about being me the okra i'm not weird bro i like growth you know what i'm saying pause but like you know the head gesture i move something you know i said i love my cap shout out to my cowboy man but man the train they get on my nerve yeah man that's your cowboys fan i feel sorry for y'all man dakota playing my face every week yeah he do he do the color yeah that's correct the color rain that boy got coveted keep wearing them great jordan's man i told him no world man i remember the saying jay's got cold i was crying for about i cried for like a buff figure he that man he said them goddamn great george got cold He said, them goddamn great George got COVID. Y'all remember when COVID happened, everybody was going and getting them Joys.
Starting point is 00:08:10 I had them. See? Yeah. I had them too, but that shit would have me crying. Everybody had them. Everybody had them. Everybody had them, bro. Nobody wanted to be different.
Starting point is 00:08:21 My pastor had them on at church. Damn. No cap. He had them on at church. Oh, that's nasty. He was clean, but he had him on in church. Damn. No cap. He had him on in church. Oh, that's nasty. He was clean, but he had him on. He grew up a church drummer, so we got to go to him for all the church official news. For sure.
Starting point is 00:08:35 How you feel about the pastors when we get up here in the sweatsuits? Because I seen somebody on TV that had a velour suit in the headband. I was like, damn, that's crazy. I believe always your first rule in the church is come as you are, bro. That's what the Bible says. Yeah, come as you are, bro. So we don't criticize it, bro. I'm with you on that. Come as you are. come as you are That's what the bible says Come as you are bro so we don't criticize it bro I'm with you on that come as you are Come as you are bro
Starting point is 00:08:49 So the pastor want to be swaggy and you know tap in with the youth And wear his sweatsuit I told you I'm not allowed to wear gray sweats But that's for a different reason But you coming in with your sweatsuit You got them in your J's you swaggy fuck it Player shit I fuck with it I fuck with that
Starting point is 00:09:04 Shout out to all the swaggy passers i just make a pastor on my way here at the airport from here he say i'm a big fan they got a jungle dang grill so i'm a pastor i say you lying what's his name he get it i don't want to say you know okay but he had a junkie dying grill was shining too like real talk no cap is the pastor with a grill yeah good people too good people he probably preached that friendship yeah jeff he said what's up too jeff by the way i won't say his name but yeah friendship or uh what's going on uh off here road that bill collins is a member of oh new life new life new life definitely your pastor having a grill kind of
Starting point is 00:09:41 fire though that collection you know what's flowing. It's definitely flowing. That's the thing about that since we on that subject. I got an uncle. True story. He a pastor. Shout out to him. After the service, I always go in the back and talk to him. Every time I go back to talk to him, you know them old men, they lick their hands and they count money. He said,
Starting point is 00:09:59 Nephew, I'm killing them. I ran $15,000 a day on them niggas. You know being a pastor is tax free, right? Yeah,000 a day on them niggas. So it's like, you know being a pastor is tax free, right? Yeah. Absolutely. It's like hooping overseas. So my uncle getting it in.
Starting point is 00:10:10 It's like being a drug dealer. Like, he getting it in. Yeah. He's like, I ran 15,000 this Sunday. I'm going to kill them revival. That's the conversation. Because you were,
Starting point is 00:10:19 first of all, nigga, you running revivals back, nigga, that's a week. That's what I'm saying. Seven days, you turn that ass up. And my uncle, he get weed from me because you know I got my own strand and shit. So, he get that shit from me, too.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Yeah. Yeah. My uncle, he smoke weed. I'll be good. Shout out to him. What's the church? It's love, man. You don't want to go, though.
Starting point is 00:10:36 You don't want to go, though. He said, what's the church? Die on bending knees. Shout out to D.Y. I ain't getting this man how did you figure out that you was like gonna start taking this
Starting point is 00:10:52 serious though like what was your moment to where you like bro I don't know I know a lot of people know but I don't know I used to do these snitching skits
Starting point is 00:11:00 I used to pretend like I was a snitch and um cause I had got snitched on or whatever a while back and I would just showing people how snitches really was in the game and at the like I was a snitch. Because I had got snitched on a while back. And I was just showing people how snitches really was in the game. And at the time I was doing it, that's the time 6ix9ine had snitched. It came home and it caught.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And when it caught, 50 Cent had seen a video I did in the 40 years. And he had put it on the Pop Smoke album. It was Pop Smoke's first album. I'm on that album, Track eight, Snitchin'. That's hard. That shit just took off, bro. So it was the Snitchin' skits I was doing that really caught people's eyes. But then I was sitting at the crib one day.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Because I love sports. I love all sports. I'm like, man, I'm finna do some shit. I was telling my manager, like, I'm finna say some shit. I'm just gonna put my emphasis on it. And that was the trash shit. I just gonna put my emphasis on that shit. And that shit just took off. That shit took off on that shit and that's the fire part about it cuz like obviously you're a comedian
Starting point is 00:11:49 but like now you taking advantage of the opportunity having the platforms it's coming like you can do a whole bunch of different shit at the same time but that live take shit is funny as fuck and on top of you actually funny that's like I gave 85 South praise every time I can cuz the fact that they can do those skits and shit like that and then still do show, and then y'all still go on tour, that shit fire. Like, it just shows your versatility. But when you start getting noticed by, like, the players and, like, the teams and stuff, how did that start feeling? It felt great, because one day I'm chilling on my phone, and I get a DM from Shaq.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I'm thinking it's fake. I'm from the South. There ain't no motherfucking way this nigga know me. And he was like, man, little bro, you telling the truth? I'm just reading how your text, how you talking about. You telling the truth about the Lakers? They are trash. And immediately, I'm like, man, fuck all that, nigga.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Put me on one of them comedy shows, nigga. I'm a comedian. I don't give a fuck about the skit shit, nigga. So he tried to put me on. He tried to get me on. It was too late. It's around the time T.I. came out. Started doing comedy. So Shaq be like, they're gonna go with ti the bigger name i get it shout
Starting point is 00:12:49 out to tip little tip they want the bigger name not the game though you know you did so i didn't so i started in cleveland i think it was 2021. um i was i had a show in cleveland i had a show in cincinnati long story short so i'm saying man you should take shack it's this uh sunday morning i said man what your ugly ass doing he hit me back say yo ugly i won't go to the game hell yeah you like man i got like uh four or five tickets i'm finna send it to you so we had to go take the cover test i'm thinking i got cove i'm scared so we go take the cover test i'm good we're go into the ring. It's the 75th anniversary for the Bay Isles story.
Starting point is 00:13:27 We go in there. I'm thinking we're going to be up by TNT. Nah, nigga, we on the flow. So I'm like, fuck, let me take a second. Like, now I'm in my groupie mode. Now I'm like, damn, bro. Thank you, bro. This shit is crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:39 He's like, nah, nigga. Make a video and tell everybody this shit trash. I got you some trash ass seats. So that's how that shit started happening. And then he would facetime me with duane wade and candace parker all those kind of people and then you know everybody just started gradually coming on because it's not personal when i call you trash like anybody can have a trash game bro you come out the next game and ball a lot i'm just one of them niggas don't call y'all on that bad game like get your shit together and
Starting point is 00:14:04 let's do better i know y'all seen that shit game. Get your shit together and let's do better. I know y'all seen that shit last night with LeBron. He threw that shot out there. We don't give a fuck what people say. In so many words, that's what he's saying. You should. We don't hear that. You should.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Because you've been with the Lakers, what, seven, eight years now? And you've been trying to get that team to 80? And he ain't on fucking more. Same? You got to be like D12. one take the balls paul that's how you got to be in the locker room bro just show team maybe i don't let you go i'm 45 you're 28. yeah what lebron had to close that game last night no ain't no way, y'all. Talk. I'm 45. Preach. You're 28.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Yeah. Every time I look around here, I'm the damn flow. I can't stand that motherfucker. Man, make it make sense, man. Hold on. Do AD like that. You know we got all AD love over here. Yeah. That's AD.
Starting point is 00:14:56 We love AD. We love him. We don't like him. We don't like him. Has anybody ever got magic but calling him trash, though? Yeah, AD. I went to the game. AD was hot. Nah. Nah the game. Them was hot.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Nah, not AD. AD was hot. Moop. Bro, they was playing Portland. I'm there with Floyd. Floyd missing. Floyd got me on the front row on purpose. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Aw, damn. Just so they can see me. But I always tell Floyd, even though I call niggas trash, I got so much love. Hell yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I come in, them niggas pointing. So, hey, you get the ball, go to the hole, and dunk, run right by me, you trash, nigga. God, that's hard, though.
Starting point is 00:15:31 That's hard. That's fire. I'm loving it. I'm like, okay, I know I'm getting to these niggas now, so it's all good. Yeah. So Dame Lillard over there, right, I'm knowing me. I'm like, man, Dame don't even know me or whatever. They got Yurkish.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Yurkish over there. I say, hey, take Take Yerkes to the hole Yerkes say Bubba Dub Stop it That ain't his game I'm like How this motherfucker
Starting point is 00:15:51 Know me Yerkes You know what I'm saying This and that So after the game I DM Dame Lillard I said man Hit the game
Starting point is 00:15:57 I said good game Bro I don't know If you know who I am He's like Nigga you was at The fucking game I know who the fuck The whole team know you
Starting point is 00:16:05 keep that going we love it i bumped into katie uh all-star he said duh i love what you're doing that made me play bugger when you and floyd came to new york i had 45 doesn't i was like yeah he's like yeah you know what i'm saying we when we see you that keep us going bro we don't take that malice i hear it worse works on the court, bro. We know you booing, sitting in your community. You know you just want us to play better, and we get it, I love it. He say, I ain't gonna lie, some players don't like it.
Starting point is 00:16:32 And what KD tell me, but fuck them. Yeah, for sure. Do you? I was gonna say, you can probably speak on that. It's probably players, y'all take this shit easy, but some niggas who let them comments. If he saying your name, that mean he think something of you.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Like he think you can hoop. Like if he don't say your name, I'll be waiting like, nigga, call me trash. Nigga, I know at least he know who the fuck I am. That's what I look at and go. Yeah, yeah. I always tell people, I feel like, when I was being biased, I would never trash LeBron. I got out that shit. Somebody told me, you ain't being true to yourself.
Starting point is 00:17:01 We know that shit, boy. But you got to give it to him. You got to hold him to the same status you hold everybody else yeah and i learned that this year for the people because wow i wasn't trash and dion yeah but i had to but it's the way you do it you know i did it prime time loved people up you're like man i love that bro keep keep it going man or whatever so that's just what i'm doing man so I tell people all the time this shit ain't personal man no no I wrote a person I got a family to feed at the end I do I ain't trying to stop nobody money I ain't telling no team you don't don't take nobody take
Starting point is 00:17:36 take everybody yeah but if you ask trash you trash tonight they trash go for anything yeah mm-hmm you could be trash in the bed with this I'm gonna call you trash tonight. And trash go for anything. You could be trash in the bed with this hoe. You know what I'm saying? I'm trash. She gonna let you know you're trash. She gonna let you know. Let's get my $300 back.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Damn, that's expensive. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. This guy ain't with them 40s and 50s no more. I don't even know. What about Black Friday? The holiday sale? $95 for that one. Be here,
Starting point is 00:18:11 try to use Groupon. Always. Try to use Groupon. I'm a Groupon gold, nigga. That was the first, I'd never heard of Groupon. I'd never heard of it either.
Starting point is 00:18:21 I think it was you and Lou first time about Groupon. Yeah, bro. Take a motherfucker on a date. Groupon is the best thing smoking, bro. Worst date I went on, man. I ain't gonna fire myself, man.
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Starting point is 00:21:01 your podcasts. You better be six-four. Six-four? Shout out to the WNBA. I've been feeble. Terrible, man. podcast or whatever you get your podcast. You got to know her nickname? Who? I ain't going to say. I can't even say her nickname, bro. Because they ain't who it is. They don't have a nickname, though. Her nickname was Kitty. Well, we know. It wasn't that one, though. It wasn't that one, though. It wasn't.
Starting point is 00:21:38 No, T, it wasn't that one, though. Kitty was 6'4". It wasn't that one, though. Was she a track athlete? No, no. Was she a transformer". No, no. Was she a track athlete? Nah, no. Was she a transformer? No, no, no. She worked at Walmart.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Hey, y'all crazy, dude. Y'all gotta stop. What was her name, though? Tell us about the name. Nah, I don't want to put it out there like that, dog. But that was the worst one ever bro you took a bitch out to work at walmart that was six four
Starting point is 00:22:11 she opened the car though for me and a real gentleman type it was probably really a gentleman what's the best city you've been performing in so far what's the best city you can perform there so far I'll show me love why that's my man it's more and more I just did Detroit bro to show that show with Corey Hogan will do about 5,000 people each show that shit was crazy bro like I ain't gonna lie a lot of people freeze up on them lights yeah they forget shit like this for me like because i know they they get og they can guide all their fan bases like i'm new to this like let me show these people what i can really do i went out there and killed their ass man that's just what it's about shout out to corey hogan them too little dude put me on their wing tony rock put me under their wings and guess because i don't really been doing this
Starting point is 00:23:02 bro got no guidance yeah you know what i'm saying like with no like a lot of people got the mike epson kevin hartz and ollie og's up on them teaching the game it's just me really just improv in this like just just where i'm at just really with no guidance so i figure once i really get the guidance of the game is game over and i'm not saying game over for nobody else like that i'm just talking about the lane i mean i'm not getting no over for nobody else like that. I'm just talking about the lane. I mean, I'm not in no competition with nobody but myself. That's enough money out here for everybody to get, bro. So that's just my mind frame, how I think.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I want to be great. I don't want to be good at this shit. When my name pop up, I want it to be mentioned with the greatest. Who'd you look up to? Like, look up to him again. Looked up to, just like, I'm a big movie lover, but my favorite comedian of all time is Richard P pryor okay just from the characters he created then they rubbed off the eddie and then another professors and all that type of so richard pryor eddie red fox uh
Starting point is 00:23:58 bernie mack of course and then you got the new gene you got the cat williams you got the corey holcomb's i don don't wanna leave Nobody out Cause everybody Yeah I mean that's your Person though Who helped you though His storytelling Is dope
Starting point is 00:24:10 Mike else Of course You know Me and him Been chopping it up Daptown legend Yeah most definitely I gotta ask you a question
Starting point is 00:24:17 What's some of your Favorite stand ups Like not even in particular But like what's some of the Things like you remember Like damn like This kind of I need to do shit
Starting point is 00:24:24 Like this That Bernie Mac shit On Kings of Comedy man that bernie max shit bro was it was different that shouldn't be illegal today man well you know we live in the world where they say council yeah you can't cancel what you can create right i don't believe in that council see i'll be with taylor swift and they gonna cancel you you can't cancel greatness motherfucker Nah for sure Like the world needs this kind of comedy man Everybody too uptight Too sensitive
Starting point is 00:24:49 Yeah bro Like let me tell you about your motherfucking self Like that's what we need Like I need you to tell me about myself If you fucking with a bitch And she's like how was it And you didn't like it You gotta be honest
Starting point is 00:24:59 Bitch trash Nah for real Nah It's funny you say that Cause it's just how I'm dealing with with my family now because i'm starting to come up and they think i'm rich man i'm broke so they'll call me like for four five hundred dollars i don't give it to them they're like man you a whole ass you don't give me no money i'm gonna kill myself i'll text i'm looking at the news ain't nothing happening
Starting point is 00:25:28 How is that adjusting to like being famous now? I don't look at it as fame bro Cause I ain't got what I want I ain't got what I want yet in the bank account Cause I don't look at myself as fame I'm against the regular dude Jeff But I know what you're saying Cause everywhere I go everybody want to take pictures That shit cool
Starting point is 00:25:41 But man I got a bigger purpose bro Than just telling jokes I really want to be able to give back and help the people who really really need it the most because where I come from come from my mom and dad had five kids I'm the baby my mom on my daddy didn't graduate and had no education so you know I'm the baby and everything follow me so I'm trying to get us out that that poverty shit. And it's hard coming from where I'm from because their minds, it's still slave mentality. Like, I remember when I quit my job three years ago, my mom was like, oh, my God, baby, what are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:26:16 I can tell her this with so many words. I'm going to fucking get it. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to step out on faith and I'm going to go and get it. And I ain't look back. But coming from where they come from, they look it like you always gotta work you gotta have you gotta have some kind you gotta respect it because they don't know no better correct correct but it's we live a new age where you can teach them yeah and show them and now she's like oh i see what you
Starting point is 00:26:38 was talking about now baby so that makes me feel good but i don't really feel like i'm making so i can buy my mama a crib so until the, I'm grinding and trying to get to it. Staying focused. You can get sidetracked with these hoes, but I ain't letting that get in the way, man. I'm on a mission. That's fire because, like, obviously what you have is such a crazy social media following. It's real easy to get a lot of shit your way. Just be like, this ain't really what I'm trying to be on.
Starting point is 00:27:03 But you got to deal with it. But for you to stay stay humble like that as far as hell especially like you said you in a situation you could change your lineage like behind so you could literally change your family trajectory before and after like working this and it's just that you good at and back to what t said with this you get family members you never knew you had oh and they hit you up hey man i knew you i was gonna make it i knew you were gonna make it man you think i could hold 2,500 and i'm a real one like yeah i got you give me 30 minutes call me back in 30 minutes i'm gonna shoot you that on god yeah when they call back block you my new cousin
Starting point is 00:27:40 no that's a real thing though when you you make some money, people look at you, like when they think you made some money, people look at you and approach you in a certain way. But it's like fucked up though. Cause I remember when I made it to the league, everybody would ask me for some shit. It's like, bro, I ain't got that. Like I said, I was on a $2,000 budget a month.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Niggas would come to Atlanta like, where we going? I'm like, shit, to the BW3? We ain't going to the club we gotta wait to joe call for sure you gotta wait to josh smith call me man hold on did you play sports growing up yeah i played football basketball baseball and track oh damn you did it all yeah i did what was your go-to sport basketball bro it was like that was your point guard i was going to go i would just well come from i would get short and i had the kobe man tell that i was not passing that 40 shots a game i was eight for 40. point guard no assistant no no no coach trash i can't say what the coach liked in my cousin
Starting point is 00:28:41 so i had made you know what i'm saying i had the green light like be three on me i'm open i don't see nobody but me in the room oh because he's trying to slam jim yeah you play against anybody that was cold in high school i come from hell man we were over setting it he played against nobody like y'all, your type of caliber, man. We did not football. Yeah, we was told in football. You got to breathe that.
Starting point is 00:29:09 We could run because we could steal. Yeah. So, we had them. You was wearing them? Yeah. You was wearing behind shoes? Most definitely. You ain't never seen the white laces in the Black Forces, though.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I like that, though. Paul, I rock with it. Don't do it, my nigga. I appreciate it. No, no. I appreciate it. No, no. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it my i appreciate it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Starting point is 00:29:37 what position what position did you play in football football man i was wide receiver man true story man i had a rob receiver i had mr block 49 sweepers a run play i gave it to my cousin i missed the block dude hit him in the ankles him up damn so they got the ball we stop them they from the pump return i'm in back there from pump return i catch it boom my cousin come to me show anyone who got hurt he on the field follow me he big cause i'm small so all of a sudden that big move because i'm small so all of a sudden that big move and i could hear the crowd before i even took the hit knock snag out of me play football no damn mo that was your last I got some for you. I bet you I'll miss another motherfucking block. You got me back. You got me too.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Yeah, probably because you was talking about his ass or what, that was his karma. It's out. I wrote the basketball season out the gate, bro. I was done on this shit. Hey, what's crazy is he's the head coach now of basketball. And what make it funny is, do you ever, like when you see like how you were in high school
Starting point is 00:30:41 and you see all the kids now, you have any correlations with that? No, zero. For real? Nah, they so different. be on tick tock all day we about to start practice at three they'd be on tick tock at 255. i'll be like but i just got to roll with it i guess yeah but that okay bro no i was just gonna say too like i don't i don't i judge the kids to a certain extent but bro we didn't have that benefit if we had TikTok, Instagram, ain't no telling what type of shit we'd have been on before practice, nigga. Yeah, we had a smartphone.
Starting point is 00:31:10 I ain't even had no phone in high school. You didn't? Damn. Not until my senior year. Junior year. I couldn't be no high school coach because I'm having hell now with this little league football team I'm coaching. And parents crazy. Nah, they trying to fire me, man.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Nah, that's what I understand it's the hate for me because I'm fucking with a little boy mama now it's true story man this chick come up to me she's like bro I would like for my son to play true story I'm like okay what number is he number eight but I didn't know he had a condition the little boy blind true story he blind I didn't know what a football helmet I'm like ma'am i can't do this she's like i'll do whatever you want me to do so when she told me that i knew then he was going to start somewhere so me he my starting quarterback we ain't we ain't won a game we on 12. all right We on 12.
Starting point is 00:32:03 He's not joking. He remind you of Dak Prescott. Real rain. Dak Prescott blind. Yeah. They want me fired. A blind nigga with a helmet on is out of pocket. I got some NBA predictions.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Who you got for MVP this year? MVP? Yeah. I'm going to go right back with Embiid. You got Embiid. You watched the game last night Yes sir I want him for 80 Good luck
Starting point is 00:32:33 Good luck Eddie got paid too Shout out to Eddie All of them getting paid It's never about the money They deserve it They make it to a certain level paid mm-hmm yeah it's never about the money with me cuz they money is they money they deserve it man they they made it to a certain level and you know it's a lot of wear and tear on a body they do I never knock on forgetting that money
Starting point is 00:32:53 but Teague I'm gonna ask you this cuz you you play at the highest level what the fuck they doing in our season bro shit working out I can't tell who Gabriel he didn't miss a shot in Miami he last two games like we can't buy back there's a different pressure pause playing with bra man that's all I want to hear right now you know you say it's different playing with brum yeah it's a different the lights get a little right and bra do for the in the help nothing they were choking his life is light too bright bro okay his light too bright brown light too bright I feel you gotta be a different person go play with Brian and be like yes so that's why
Starting point is 00:33:33 Austin Reed people love Austin Reed because he's still who but he can play with my everybody can't do that that's why Kyrie special shit I ain't never wanna play with Brian that one my that was my leg I put you on the spotlight Right now All y'all Right now Who you got Who better
Starting point is 00:33:48 Kyrie or Luka Kyrie Yeah give me Malcolm X too Keep it 100 T Why you call me Malcolm X Keep it 100 It depends man Like
Starting point is 00:33:59 If you wanna like If you playing a real basketball game And you need Somebody to win the game for you I'll take Luka But if I just want a one on one Yeah we know Kyrie gonna win Yeah Kyrie gonna cook everybody Like, if you playing a real basketball game and you need somebody to win the game for you, I'll take Luka. But if I just want a one-on-one. Yeah, we know Kyrie going to win. Yeah, Kyrie going to cook everybody.
Starting point is 00:34:09 I'm talking about starting your franchise off right now. I'm going to take Luka. You got to take Luka. I would take Kyrie, but you got to take Luka. Start my franchise off, I'm taking Luka. Because you're going to get fired if you don't. That's what's going to happen. You're going to get fired.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Nah, for sure. I'll pick Luka, too. I'm just out of my mind. I like crazy basketball, man. It's all like, shit, I'm taking Kyrie. He's going to happen. You're going to get fired. Nah, for sure. I'd pick Luka, too. I'm just out of my – I like crazy basketball, man. It's all like shit. I'm taking Kyrie. He's just more spectacular. I watch that shit for the highlights.
Starting point is 00:34:30 I don't be giving a fuck who win, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. I'd be wanting my picture hit, man. Them legs. Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I only do the parlays when you're doing Kyrie. Shout out to DraftKings. I'm not picking the Lakers versus the Wizards because Cal Cousin might score 70 on them niggas
Starting point is 00:34:46 And win I'll tell you what If they are playing the Pacers in Indianapolis Take the over I'm a Pacers fan I like the Pacers too I rock with the Pacers Who your favorite Pacer
Starting point is 00:35:00 My favorite Pacer of all time Personally Jermaine Garnier He gonna be happy to hear that shit What's your favorite patient? My favorite patient of all time, personally, Jemigo Neal. J-O. Ah, he gonna be happy to hear that shit. That's what's up. Say it again. Jemigo Neal.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Jemigo Neal. Jermaine, I hope you hear this. Yeah, like we do not be bashing you, bro. We fuck with Jemigo Neal. He act like we don't fuck with him. Ah, man. Everybody, man, Jemigo Neal, I feel like they should have won the championship. No, you're right.
Starting point is 00:35:22 They ain't had a bra. Yeah, they ain't had a bra. Honestly, I'm so happy that we had the bra that I don't even care won the championship. They ain't had a bra. Yeah, they ain't had a bra. Honestly, I'm so happy that we had the bra that I don't even care about the chip. The fact that we got to whoop fans' ass, I'll take that. That's dope. See, I don't like that part.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I talk shit. And when them long niggas come my way, I ain't get shooing them. I'm shooing them ringers. Yeah. Everybody. Yeah. Everything must go.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Nah, we postin' on the chip that we got cheated, bro. Yeah, it's cool. Then Ron start rapping Who you like better Like who your all time great Is it Bron or Mike Me personally I'ma rock with Bron
Starting point is 00:35:53 Just From this standpoint Right here And there's nobody Fought with this and that But Cause a lot of people Come from single parent home
Starting point is 00:36:01 Mike had his mom and dad Mike had structure Yeah LeBron didn't have structure LeBron's situation Could have went a lot of people come from single parent homes. Mike had his mom and dad. Mike had structure. LeBron didn't have structure. LeBron's situation could have went a lot of ways for a young man coming to an NBA at that level. It could have went a lot of ways with LeBron. But it didn't. You're right.
Starting point is 00:36:17 For him to withstand whatever he withstanded. I ain't never heard this nigga in no scandal. I know he fucking hoes allegedly. I don't care what y'all say. But we never hear about it pr team and mackerel i'm just saying bro no smut on brown at all in this in this world in this evil world we live in yeah i say brown um but being onion skill-wise, MJ. Skills-wise, MJ. Yeah, MJ was dead. I think Kobe got more skills than all of them.
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Starting point is 00:39:47 I'll share it off camera Cause his nephews They fuck with me Shout out to my nigga Pete and them You know I'm on Your uncle ass though Yo
Starting point is 00:39:55 Pause Thank you But you You out of pocket For saying That motherfucker Michael Jordan Learned his game
Starting point is 00:40:02 For Dr. J We watched a lot of people bro Man hell no Mike just didn't learn that shit overnight, bro. We got to be real and be realists in this game. He definitely took some of his game from Dr. J. Thank you. I mean, for sure. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Not that left hand. So what? Did he have a mid-range like Dr. J? Did Dr. J have a mid-range like him? Where did Jordan get his mid-range from? Straight away. Where did Jordan get his mid-range from? In the gym.
Starting point is 00:40:22 God. His daddy. Where did Kobe get his from? Jordan. No, no. no for sure he did copy everything we know that but who had better handles kobe or jordan jordan man kobe stop kobe come on i was gonna say handles i'll probably say i say kobe but there anything else i'm gonna stop it i don't i don't know we always talk with my handles we talk about ai AI, Isaiah Thomas Why we gonna never bring up Pistol Pete? He do got handles
Starting point is 00:40:46 Why we gonna never bring up Pistol Pete? He do got handles Alright, who your top five with handles? I got a top five Top five handles? Yeah Okay, I'm gonna start it out It's not in the order
Starting point is 00:40:56 No, go crazy Tim Hardaway Facts You tip too Rod Strickland Facts Kyrie God
Starting point is 00:41:03 AI Definitely And Jamal Craw crawford yeah i love that top five you got a good list up yeah i ain't gonna lie that's how i'm my mama but i'm gonna add one in there that i probably i'm gonna add darius garland his hand was crazy oh my god y'all ever seen him yeah no no no that's why i say nothing no respect crazy i respect it i ain't mad at it he like uh he on the house but if i had to add one i'm gonna add bd baron davis oh he's gonna see this and talk to me and i love rod strickland because i feel like that's where kairi got his game from godfather i'm gonna replace rod strickland with the white j will okay i can't
Starting point is 00:41:43 log in with that one. And I love Rod. Shit. Somebody else who don't get credit for their handle probably more than should. Steph. Yeah. Steph got that bitch on the screen. It just look different because he's shooting that bitch, but. He got handles, but.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Who your father in, T? Damn. I'm going to go with Miles and Horta Kyrie. Jamal Crawford. Then I got... Dang, you added Jason Williams. I had him at four, though. But number three, I got... It's crazy. I got Paul George.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I ain't mad at you, bro. His handles is crazy. Playoff P? Yeah. Don't do playoff P like that. Podcast P. Podcast P. There you go. But no, he got crazy handles. Tim Hardaway is like my fourth or fifth. Him and J. Will interchangeable. But Jamal Crawford is like, he in there, too.
Starting point is 00:42:31 But my favorite of all time, and I ain't doing this because we trying to get him on the show, but I just think he the most underrated basketball player ever with a handle, nigga, 6'8", 245, is Joe Johnson. Ah, yeah. I sold Joe. I sold Joe. He'll come on the show. No, I'm just saying, like, I really like, and when he was in Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:42:49 watching him play, bro, the nigga was unreal. I didn't know that nigga was that big. Paul's like, he was damn near as big as LeBron. That skillful like that. He made Paul Pritchard fall. Yeah, bro. Joe Johnson might be my favorite all-time, like, teammate player that I watch.
Starting point is 00:43:04 I think he like my favorite. I think he the coldest I ever played with. Damn. I say a lot, you played with some. I played with him. You played with a lot of people. Besides D Rose, I put D Rose in his own category. You played with D12?
Starting point is 00:43:18 I'm just asking, can we say D Rose? Nah, he didn't. Nah, he played with D12. I played with Jackson Collins though. Cool, cool, cool. Okay, question. How was D12, I play with Jackson Collins though. Cool, cool, cool. Okay question, how was D Rose bro? Was he the prime Rose or was he? It was his year in Minnesota so he came back to Minnesota
Starting point is 00:43:36 that I played with him the year he had 50. Yeah he was killing it, but he called though. I played against him multiple years. Yeah that's the best player you ever played with. Who, D. Rose? Yeah. Yeah, probably. For sure.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Yeah. But Joe was my favorite. In the prime, like, you was with Joe. Yeah, he was after 27. No, we talking about the best player he played with. In his career. Yeah, when they was, was they in their prime, though? Oh, it was Joe.
Starting point is 00:43:59 I mean, Joe was in his prime, yeah. Okay. Paul George was in his prime. He was still cold, but i don't think he was better at joe who right now call out kawaii paul who better today oh i i'm gonna go i'm still going quack yeah i probably go with i don't know paul george is i'll probably go yeah he is paul george is elite but the last time we seen kawaii bro before he got hurt that's two-way player yeah i'm gonna go kawaii bro before we seen got hurt. Best two-way player in the league. Yeah, I'm going to go with Kawhi. Bro, before we seen Kawhi, I got hurt the last time.
Starting point is 00:44:25 You said best two-way player in the league? Paul George is the best two-way player in the league. A couple years ago. I don't think so today. I think he more offense right now. He not supposed to play defense that hard no more. He still going to guard his man, but he ain't got to no more. Nah, but Paul George is elite, though.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Elite, bro. For sure. I'm a fan of his game. Kawhi just cold. I don't know. I see Kawhi in the playoffs. I saw when he got hurt. I'm going to of his game Kawhi just cold I don't know I see Kawhi in the playoffs I be like I saw when he got hurt
Starting point is 00:44:47 To get him to West Carolina I'ma stop doing that shit Cause people in the comments They be mad at me I'll say my preference Fuck them It's our show You like who you like
Starting point is 00:44:54 I do Yeah that's my That's my preference Like I prefer I mean I see playoffs And I see I like Cause when Paul George is healthy
Starting point is 00:45:02 He plays He cold I talk shit about Paul I mean Paul George Is healthy He plays I talk shit I talk shit about Paul I mean Paul George But all I can remember Is Dane No that's a good one Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:11 That hunts me bro Yeah Like That was Bad shot That was a crazy shot You can say it was a bad shot But he makes them all the time
Starting point is 00:45:18 He do I seen him make it last night I was about to say It was tough too Had Kelly With the step back I'm taking that one though So T t question is it anybody in the locker rooms that is that rah-rah guy to somebody when they have a bad game where everybody just not saying nothing no it's people
Starting point is 00:45:36 like that all the time you got like obviously pat beverly do it but it's like that on every team damn boom nothing college one yeah but it's uh it's people like that on every team though uh my team who was like that shit my last year in milwaukee it's probably me i'll probably just make fun of you you can't hit a fucking shot boy you trash his head i like that that's the kind of shit i was on it is somebody tell me like you sad you ain't get in tonight i don't give a fuck, that was me. But when I was in Atlanta, Kyle Corver would tell you he was having a bad night. Al Horford would tell you he was bad.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Them all likable people. They like me. They'd be like, damn, like, come on. Like, they'd take something from you. I'm different. I'll take, because Atlanta, we'll go to a strip club. We'll have a good time.
Starting point is 00:46:23 Yeah, man, you good? Yeah, I'm good. But tonight, nigga, you were trash. Nah, you got people to do that. Atlanta we'll go to a strip club we'll have a good time yeah man you good yeah I'm good tonight nigga you try it yeah nah you you got some shit together boy we lost by 30. oh when I was a youngin though we had old heads we had Jerry Stackhouse and them I heard about him ah yeah he told me stories about him he'd do shit like that hey come here nigga I heard he'll fight too yeah I heard I heard stack house yeah he'll get North Carolina Jack House was different yeah he'll be a team at Thomas I think like Eric
Starting point is 00:46:54 damn period I had some old on that scene shot the air down period yeah I did the same thing don't do that he got a ring with the Mavs When they beat the Heat Didn't he When he on that team I don't know if he was on there But I think so He one of the coolest dudes In the world bro
Starting point is 00:47:10 Bro used to tell me about him All the time It's back in the day That was his man's That's the kind of story I like to hear about bro That was his man's It be the randomest people
Starting point is 00:47:17 In the NBA You be like I want that to be on That be really the lit ones I'ma tell you who really liked that Gary Payton Ah for sure Man
Starting point is 00:47:24 That ain't just i got to hang out with him man that dude crazy he could people though it's crazy go hang out with jared dudley jared dudley oh hey if you ever get a chance man kick it with jared dudley man he a cool dude bro he a cool dude bro i'm keeping it real bro he a cool dude the reason he was on the lakers team that long bro i believe it now since you're saying yeah He a cool dude That's the reason he was On the Lakers team that long bro I believe it Now since you're saying it Yeah he a cool dude So you think
Starting point is 00:47:48 Is anybody on that Lakers squad right now After performance Like AD had game one Where it's like 17 points First I mean second half
Starting point is 00:47:57 I mean first half Second half You gonna score nothing Is anybody Player on that team Talking to bro Like After the game Just Who on that team Just staying atuh. Like after the game just.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Who on that team? Just staying at that name. Who gonna be able to? If it ain't Brian. Yeah, it probably ain't nobody else on that team. They benchers. Yeah, ain't nobody else on that team. They don't got no OG.
Starting point is 00:48:16 And I'm a champion. That's the problem, dog. Yeah, but that's the scariest thing in the league now. You down as hell or something, Haslam and Vince Carter, they ruined it. I wanna be a consultant, man. Not even calling I wouldn't even call them trash.
Starting point is 00:48:29 I want to be that motivator. You already do it. You know how many people want to be in your position? You already do it, though. I want to be in that motherfucking locker room. I want them to see me. Because LeBron's going to be passionate. Let's go drink wine.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Let's go to the gym. So you trying to talk to niggas how motherfucking principal. I do at Pike. That's how I be on my high school team.
Starting point is 00:48:56 No, but not in front of nobody. If it gets me and you one on one. That's what I said, like don't lean on me when he took the nigga to the top.
Starting point is 00:49:00 You smoke crack, don't you? That's how I want to talk to a nigga. No offense, don't take this wrong. Look at you, you don't you yeah that's how i want to talk to you yeah no offense don't take this wrong look at you yellow you that guy yeah this show team all right i'm right there yes sir what kind of lotion that you can put on your knees to stop you from falling whatever magic potion we need i need you to be a dog i need you to be a uh a cane corso I need you to be a Cane Corso
Starting point is 00:49:23 Not no Frenchie Damn Okay Anyway Shout out to my cousin He sold me a Diabetic Frenchie But when I see him
Starting point is 00:49:30 I'm gonna hurt him Boy I'm free You know Dog's Diabetic Hell nah I ain't never heard of that Big mama your arm Hit me for $7,500 Damn
Starting point is 00:49:39 Dog can't open his eyes On Sundays You got to deal Them motherfuckers is high So them motherfuckers Had to come with a kink i thought he had paper dog he ain't got no paper dog i thought it was the paper you gave to him it was his dog homework you better be careful you can block me i can't get i can't get old he might
Starting point is 00:49:57 he might throw him a minute eat that dr c retriever i can't walk get that What's wrong with him, man? Need that Dr. Seabreeze treatment or something. I climb walk. Get that nigga some ginger. Get your dog some sea moss. He said he need some alkaline water. Hey, what's wrong with y'all? Oh, shit, man. And on that note, man, we gonna get up out of here. Bubba Dub, appreciate you sliding in. Tell the people what you got going on, man.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Hey, man, it's your Bubba Dub, man. Y'all can catch me on IG at BubbaDub94. Or go to my YouTube. I got a podcast, JerryBubbaDubMorgan. Go holler at me. Or you can just Google me, Bubba Dub. I'll pop up. I'm a real comedian.
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