Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Colorado football, Trae Young in Atlanta, Tyreek Hll vs. Noah Lyles race

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 94 of Club 520 where the Jeff Teague and the squad debate whether or not Colorado will have a bounce-back season, Trae Young's situation in Atlanta and the online b...ack-and-forth between Tyreek Hill and Noah Lyles. Teague and the fellas also get into whether or not Kim Kardashian is the greatest influencer of all time. Also the squad gets into their Boston and Phoenix trips and talking to Damian Lillard. And don't miss Jeff and the guys discuss the return of college football, Tyrese on Breakfast Club and the 2024 Big 3 Championship game. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:32 Feeling good. Feeling great. Still got my gang with me to my left, my dog. What up, baby? How you living, man? Cool, man. You ain't going nasty? It has been a minute.
Starting point is 00:03:41 He didn't even say it right. He didn't say it. Glad to be back in my city. In your city? Okay. You know, getting prepared for this weekend. Another history experience. Another good get all time for the people.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Oh, is this weekend? Yeah, it's Sunday 6 to 10. The pregame I'm still thinking about doing something. Might do a little brunch or something. A little private brunch, but I don't know yet. Oh, boy, you're taking a bit. Niggas ain't going to church. They going straight to brunch and to the Hendrix Experience.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah, I'm going to figure out what I want to do, though. For sure. For sure. To my right, my dog, Young Nacho, Young T. How you doing, man? I'm chilling, bro. Got these 14s on that I got off ebay shout out to them damn they was by the dodo they was literally in the box by the door i'm not lying my front door
Starting point is 00:04:33 not the other door i'll be talking about where's the other door at people want to know get your weight up there you go all right we need a new segment where you just flex on everybody every week that's the best thing we need to clip up Luis
Starting point is 00:04:50 but nah them 14s is crazy and I remember when them be dropped back a couple years ago like people slept on them and they end up
Starting point is 00:04:57 getting on sale for a second and then once they was gone everybody wanted them again yeah I slept on them I didn't get them but I just happened to
Starting point is 00:05:03 find that I had some credits on eBay it was random as hell I just got them yeah those i slept on them i didn't get them but i just happened to find that i had some credits on ebay it was random as hell i just got them yeah those are slept on for sure yeah those um even though they came back out the all gray ones but the black yeah i got them them was tough but listen man shoes we was talking earlier man it's so many shoes coming out the end of this year and all the next year. It's crazy the fact that people really keep up with that shit. But with the reselling low-key kind of going down, it's never kind of tight because you can now get like shit you really want on sale. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I seen the undefeated fours coming out. I was hyped. I couldn't afford those. They was going for a ticket. So to see them coming back out is hard. And boys is is gonna be upset Because at some point Some of these shoes That we be holding high
Starting point is 00:05:48 Near and dear to our hearts Bro they gonna be On still sitting I was in a couple stores These last couple weekends And I seen Nerf sitting Bro once upon a time That Nerf KD4
Starting point is 00:05:56 You couldn't get it If you wanted to That's a fact Yeah y'all niggas Was talking about The whole 2025 shit though Y'all getting there You shoot
Starting point is 00:06:03 That's coming out I gotta Bless your heart I gotta go crazy It's a crazy run bro Gotta go crazy the whole 2025 shit though y'all getting every shoe i bought it that's coming out i gotta bless your heart i gotta go crazy crazy run gotta go crazy like all them shoes are fire but to get every y'all niggas gonna be buying shoes every week they got me in a trouble we find some more ebay credits might have to take care of a couple of those hey man it was some fire shit coming out though shout out to Jordan, whoever put out the releases. That might be one of the best years.
Starting point is 00:06:29 What's the 17s coming out right now? End of the month. I need to. AMR 300. And then the other one. That's mine. What, the 85? The Bray 85?
Starting point is 00:06:38 Why are those 250? I don't know. I'm getting them. Well, we're going to have them. But why is it Jordan 1 $250 That's fucking crazy Well that's what's coming up We said we was getting
Starting point is 00:06:49 Them 10s Gotta have I literally said Them every shoe The steel toe 10s With a cap Yeah And them are classics
Starting point is 00:06:55 Definitely need to have them My black toe 14s Will be out November 30th On my birthday too Yeah I got them But what's What's the second pair
Starting point is 00:07:04 Fuck it I got them too Metall what's the second pair? Fuck it. Metallic and great fives, necessary. I have nines. I have nines. Ah, they hurt my feet so bad. Last time I wore them,
Starting point is 00:07:14 I might have to. Yeah, that could have kept them, but I know a lot of people love that shoe. I love it. Black Seaman threes. I could pass on those.
Starting point is 00:07:21 I'm not a three person, but they're classics. I can't deny. They're classics for sure. I love my, I can't even say this. I'm not a three person, but they're classics. I can't deny. They're classics for sure. I love my, I can't even say this. I love them. Too bad.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Nigga put their feet in them. Shout out to the friends and family that went to the friends and family. Hey y'all, Jeff and Mike be sharing shoes. Oh, that's crazy. That nigga Mike. Who's about to know now?
Starting point is 00:07:44 I'm going will tell my story But there That's too much Mike took my shoes Yours came in today though Oh okay Respect Respect
Starting point is 00:07:53 To tell a nigga You wearing his shoes But Your shoes is coming All the way You gonna give him those You gotta have those Not doing what a nigga's
Starting point is 00:08:02 Real plans are The worst part is If you would've put the shoes That you already wore back Now these still yours Nigga That's my name Tell me that
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Starting point is 00:08:17 He's back He's back He's back He's back He's back He's back as we walked around Boston them boys got in my eye. That nigga walked in hella puddles in the pub. I said, why you do my nigga shit like that like it's a pair of wands and white forces?
Starting point is 00:08:29 Nigga can't just go to the ball and grab them real quick. He's out of pocket. And let that a bit, let me do that to him. He gonna throw a fit. For sure. If I wore that nigga's shoes,
Starting point is 00:08:40 he would. If the other shoe was coming three days later, nah, it was all good. I'm saying, if it was was me that would have did that you and him y'all got anybody else that would have worked besides y'all two
Starting point is 00:08:52 only because he's you sort of guy when it comes to to go food we're about to recap because look we've really been gone niggas really been living on a roll it feels good to be back at the crib but them two when it comes to going out to eat it's a go place is the out of town this thing is annoying bro yeah he's the worst maybe wilder he forgot my food again this time no i didn't you literally said all right i grabbed your boxes
Starting point is 00:09:16 so never mind we can't yeah okay what we got continue the mellow 12 is coming back out definitely golden yeah yeah i don't like them three mixed thing y'all was talking about though yeah rare ears yeah that ain't really my vibe i love the sd4s i mean sd the sb the sb4s are coming out y Y'all said White Seaman's? The White Seaman's 4s? We didn't say those. I can't wait. Some of my favorite Jordans right there. The Undefeated 4s? Undefeated. Can't wait.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I really, I mean, nah, fuck it. I hope they flood the market with them shoes. That would be funny as fuck. Seeing the Undefeated 4 on sale somewhere would be fucking hilarious. I can't wait to get all those shoes. I'm going to be...
Starting point is 00:10:03 But it's low key Like what shoes Are the kids like now Like outside of Basketball shoes We know they rock With the hoop shoes But what do they hold Like to that standard
Starting point is 00:10:11 Cause all the stuff That we grew up on Like LeBrons and stuff That shit's sad Fake designers Yeah they like Me and Jeff Talk about it all the time
Starting point is 00:10:19 Designer shoes Yeah kids on the bus stop Be flyer to niggas In the club Yeah they be wanting Designer shoes And they know it's fake And the only people Only kids that get Jordans are kids designer shoes. Yeah, kids on the bus stop be flyer to niggas in the club. Yeah, they be wanting designer shoes. And they know it's fake.
Starting point is 00:10:27 And the only people, only kids that get Jordans are kids that they daddy in them like get Jordans. Yeah. They don't really be like into Jordans. Nah, they wear them
Starting point is 00:10:37 like it's because it's cool in the house. Yeah. Like I ran into a kid at school. I was like, what number? I was like,
Starting point is 00:10:42 them hard. He was like, yeah, I got on the eights. Look at that nigga. He on some threes. I'm like, nigga, them is the threes. He was like, what number? I was like, them hard. He was like, yeah, I got on the eights. Look at that nigga. He on some threes. I'm like, nigga, them is the threes. He was like, I don't know the numbers. My daddy be getting them.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I'm like, yeah, you don't even know the numbers. Live through your son. Yeah, as you should. That's why you shouldn't put him in some K-Swiss. I bet he know what them are. Nah, they fuck with New Balance and Asics for sure, too. Yeah, they in the walking shoes for sure now. New Balance and Asics for sure Yeah they That's a Yeah the new They in the walking shoes For sure now
Starting point is 00:11:07 New Balance is Asics Yeah the dad shoes Been going crazy The Vomeros You know what I'm saying Mike Staples shoe Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:13 Designer shoes That's it bro Yeah bro That's crazy The kids What you got on them Srirachis They like fours though
Starting point is 00:11:21 Srirachis I mean Hirachis Srirachis I'm thinking about The motherfucking Sriracha sauce later They like Jordan forwards though Cause that dude
Starting point is 00:11:30 Cause Kai Yeah Cause Kai always Talking about forwards Yeah That's crazy I didn't even think about Their streamers being that
Starting point is 00:11:37 Influenced I mean obviously That's the case but Like I said Not too many like Fashion forward streamers You would think of But they don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:11:43 No way They all wanna dress Like young boy Yeah kids The staple is a hoodie no matter the weather no no matter the weather people had on hoodies at the fair bro i was so shitty yeah i think it was 90 one time we went to the fair i seen a nigga with a whole sweatsuit on nike tech bro yeah bro i said i'll whoop your mama ass for that look y'all both y'all need to get a whooping, bro. A hoodie in 90, bro? Don't matter, bro.
Starting point is 00:12:08 If we was in high school, we would do it, too. That's the crazy part. God, I wouldn't have. No. I don't think I'm. No way I'm built. No way. Nigga, I would have been sweating so hard.
Starting point is 00:12:17 He was not sweating. I just cut the hair on in this motherfucker. Got a little wicked. Man, he was walking with his mama, man, with that hoodie wicked. Man, he was walking with his mama, man, with that hoodie on, man, it was 90 degrees,
Starting point is 00:12:28 bro, all black. That's the sweat. I don't know how they doing it though, bro. Bro, that'd be thug. I have never seen
Starting point is 00:12:35 so many assorted colors of dental tears, top and bottom sweatsuits. When I went and dropped little homie up, I said, come on, man. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:12:42 little Bob don't hate because little nigga don't even be sweating, bro. That's what I what i'll be like bro how y'all not sweating bro but they living different bro no i ain't nah bro we're not doing that t-shirt bro no it's 90 he probably mad so he won't let him yeah it's like what we doing it's not give me what man it's my body not yours respect bro in a way you comfortable but you can't say that with outfit no way you comfortable that's crazy but man say that With an outfit In no way you comfortable That's crazy
Starting point is 00:13:07 But man Hey man Speaking of the recap Listen man We've been on Raw All last week I can mention A couple dope venues
Starting point is 00:13:12 Man let's start off With Phoenix man It was dope You know what I'm saying Shout out to Dame And his team Adidas family Showing us love
Starting point is 00:13:17 Out there at the camp It was dope to go see You know what I'm saying Professionals You know what I'm saying They striving to be professionals In their environment Working out
Starting point is 00:13:23 Behind closed doors Like obviously You know how the experience is But just to see that You know what I'm saying? They're striving to be professionals in their environment, working out behind closed doors. Like, obviously, you know how the experience is, but just to see that, you know what I'm saying, and see Dame organize that was dope to see. Yeah, Dame got a good heart, man. He a real solid dude because most people don't invite people into their space. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Doing a workout. Like, when I was coming up in the league or a young player, none of the vets would take me in in the summer and work out with them it was like you know these young dudes coming up to take your spot why would I give them my sauce but instead he giving them the formula like he called it to be successful and uh I think that's dope yeah it was definitely dope to see and then like for them to just follow the instructions how they're supposed to do it like you said we seen some stuff shit even nba players still don't know how to do everything right so see them grow in the offseason was dope as hell but just the love of being out there like you said being invited in the space and listen man
Starting point is 00:14:15 that was one of the best podcasts that we had we went crazy yeah we was there for we was podcast for a minute a lot niggas worked. Oh, for sure. For sure. Who all we have out there? E.T. Shout out to E.T. Damar. Yes, sir. Damn.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Shout out to Belvey. Biddy. Mike Belvey. Shout out to the homie, man. Oh, gee. Oh, last but not least. Shout out to the real J.R. J.R.? We're going to uplift you.
Starting point is 00:14:48 He wrote me a text. He was like, oh, you out of pocket. Shout out to J.R., man. He showed love while we was out there. We appreciate you, bro. For sure, man. J.R. said he's trying to fix the situation, man. Pay what you weigh.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I wore the shit out of them Slyzers bosses. JR, this is for you, bro. Nah, shout out to JR. Hoping I seen Sebastian. So I can tell him, JR gave me these, nigga. JR, real. JR, come up on my house.
Starting point is 00:15:24 They stupid Shout out to Tim Frazier too Ah for sure Shout out to Tim man Kicking it with us Yeah he was kicking it With us too man And I think that's the
Starting point is 00:15:31 Dope part about that Is like when you get Around situations With people who really Know basketball It ain't gotta be As people Whoever you look at
Starting point is 00:15:37 Everybody got that respect Like it was dope to hear People in that camp Speak his name The way they spoke his name Yeah Everybody essentially Like we be
Starting point is 00:15:44 I have it fun out here, but if you make it to the league, nigga, you probably really cold. Yeah. And if you stick around, you really actually good. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:15:51 yeah, definitely. Nah, Tim can hoop. It's no question. I mean, you stay in the NBA for as long as he did,
Starting point is 00:15:56 you definitely can play. But to see him and Dame relationship and being on teams years ago and still cool like that, like even ET and Dame, you could tell
Starting point is 00:16:04 that they built a real friendship. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. And man, listen, And being on teams Years ago And still cool like that Like even ET and Dame You can tell that They built a real friendship Oh yeah Yeah for sure And man listen Bust out of Phoenix Went straight to Boston Ran to the MVP
Starting point is 00:16:13 In the lobby I swear Him and Gilly Conversation Was the funniest shit Ever man They crazy Shout out to my nigga man
Starting point is 00:16:21 They two in the same man Gilster He still ain't shit. Damien Gillard is funny as hell. He said about 20 names, bro. He really think he can fuck with y'all, too. That's what was blowing me. I'm like, oh, you are cool.
Starting point is 00:16:38 You are the best rec player at the age of 48. 100%. But if these niggas want to turn this NBA switch on, bro, it's over. You said, my nigga, Donovan only beat me 10-6. I said, bro, he was just toying with you. Bro, he was not playing. I seen him score 50 in the playoffs. Yeah, he was not playing.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Chill out. He scored 60 before. But he wanted to be in the crowd. So he was sitting right there he was busting the professor ass i swear to god professor man was out there getting cooked i could not believe it so his defense professor probably 40 bro he is he is but still bro That's the wrong nigga To lose to Even if you fucking around
Starting point is 00:17:27 Cause you know He not gonna stop Talking about this forever Oh nah He gonna talk about That shit forever Cause he ran down on you And said he wanted
Starting point is 00:17:32 To smoke with you and Moog Yeah I said what And then he looked at me He's like nigga I didn't know you was that tall Nigga you taller than I thought Yeah and then I'm posting
Starting point is 00:17:41 That's what I told him I said bro You going straight Down nigga It's over Straight Tim Duncan Elbow to the chest Cause he about
Starting point is 00:17:52 140 pounds bro Man I swear to god That motherfucker Sweatsuit was heavy On my nigga For sure That motherfucker Was a small
Starting point is 00:17:59 But he was not The worst celebrity Cause Michael Blackson Pull up Is probably the nastiest Jump shot I've ever seen in my life oh my god it's cool to see him get out there though try something different
Starting point is 00:18:12 but basketball is not for him for sure you know who slid up on me on the DM pause like now that sound crazy but who wrote me on Instagram Simba he was like
Starting point is 00:18:25 Aw nigga I can hoop He on there He said he gonna do the show He rock with us But he watch the show He said He about to Drop some new music and stuff
Starting point is 00:18:35 He got a new thing going on He gonna Hell no that's my guy Shout out to Simba But he said Be a video maker The three like You got me fucked up
Starting point is 00:18:43 We gotta make that East Coast run though For sure It's always funny To show somebody That can't hoop Niggas come with the highlights Yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:18:51 He came with the highlights bro And shout out to him Sending a nigga A clip of yourself Is crazy He talking about Nigga fuck you I can hoop
Starting point is 00:18:59 Oh man Vanessa man It was a crazy weekend Shout out to Q 100% Listen Listen Shout out to Q
Starting point is 00:19:09 Shout out to the big three For hospitality as well For sure Took care of us the weekend man All-star game man You know what I'm saying Y'all didn't get the dub Nah
Starting point is 00:19:16 I told them I had 30 seconds for them man I was like I'ma come out there And shoot two threes I'm like Y'all can come sub me out brother I ain't been practicing
Starting point is 00:19:24 Since we lost I ain't been hooping Damn I was gonna blame Coach Swaggy But you know what I'm out there Shooting two threes I'm like I can come sub me out Brother I ain't been practicing Since we lost I ain't been hooping Damn I was gonna blame Coach Swaggy But you know what I'm saying Nah I was assistant coach bro I agree to it already
Starting point is 00:19:32 You was assistant coach Yeah me and Swaggy Probably You know The craziest Coaching staff ever Facts Worse than the Wizards
Starting point is 00:19:40 That year I ain't gonna lie though That environment Is fucking fire, bro. Yeah. The big three environment for that, it's not brand new, but it's still a baby. You know what I mean? It was fat.
Starting point is 00:19:55 The garden is not small. Yeah, bro. Q got a lot on this plate, for sure. But for what he's working with, bro, that was a good production, 100%. I like that, for sure. 100 i like that for sure that was fun for sure like you said bro it's a dope product and it's only going the best part about it is like you're seeing people buying into it like they're not out there bullshit like i know sometimes people be how you feel whatever but that that championship game niggas was playing
Starting point is 00:20:18 for that bread bro they definitely play every game that's why you know when it first started i was like shit y'all playing hard like i to start going to the gym and trying to be in shape. But I ain't been in a minute. So, the All-Star game, I ain't had nothing for y'all. I'm on fire. Yeah, bro. I wasn't violating it or nothing. But to see that many people come watch niggas play three on three, bro, it's crazy, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Like, just that alone. So, that's how you know you got a dope product, bro. For sure. People believe in what you got going on. And the fans, fans i'm like these are real fans of these niggas man so him saying like that kobe story it made sense because it was people like waiting to see y'all like damn you still hoping i'm glad i get to see you like at least in the layup line yeah yeah that's hard like four or five people was mad at me you ain't go back in Oh they was in the crowd Shitty as you
Starting point is 00:21:06 I was like yeah I ain't You didn't take a picture With somebody boy I said hey my nigga Hold down real quick My boy You all past dudes
Starting point is 00:21:13 Like I can't get a smile I said that's crazy Asking a nigga for a smile Is on the pocket Man I don't mind Taking pictures with people But man
Starting point is 00:21:24 When it's like 20 in a row I be like alright bro Y'all can't group this up Y'all all sitting by each other Let's just do a group photo Tell the nigga to hop in a group Pass the picture around It's crazy
Starting point is 00:21:36 Yeah like Everybody just do A group photo Like 20 individuals Crazy This nigga Think he had a camper I'm just saying, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Because then, like, if you take one with one person, and then you don't take it with the next 20, you out of pocket. So I just be like, all right, I'm just going to take one with y'all. This is what I always wanted to ask you. When do you know to walk away? That sound like you leaving the relationship, but I'm not. I just try to, like, i try to get a little kid like if it's a little kid i try to take a picture with the kid but if it's like adults and shit i'll be
Starting point is 00:22:10 like bro you grown as hell like you don't want to take no picture with me bro yeah like especially one dude i ain't gonna lie people at the big three seen it i almost had i almost had to punch him nigga put his head on my shirt i said nigga What the fuck are you doing I swear to god The lady I don't know your name I'm so sorry bitch But she was in tears
Starting point is 00:22:30 She said You crazy I said Bitch you see that He tried to put his head On my shoulder He's like Nigga if y'all get the fuck
Starting point is 00:22:38 Trying to lay down Yeah Try to do a selfie Put his head on my shoulder I'm like I'm done It's funny Me and Nick Seen this dude He was trying to take a picture Of Cube head on my shoulder I'm like I'm done it's funny me and Nick
Starting point is 00:22:46 seen this dude he was trying to take a picture of Cube Cube was like alright and he had the Cube on the phone he was like do this and Cube said no
Starting point is 00:22:51 I started crying Cube be out of pocket bro like he had the Cube on the phone it was nuts put your head on my shoulder he said no
Starting point is 00:23:01 like what are you what are you doing like go on I just walked away, bro. Like, I done punched the shit. She started crying, laughing.
Starting point is 00:23:09 But it's funny because at the hotel, I ain't gonna say who Naver was, but this redacted player, he told me, he said, I only take pictures
Starting point is 00:23:15 with the hoes, man. I said, that's fire. I like that concept. It's like, oh, okay,
Starting point is 00:23:22 I get it, I get it. Yeah. I take pictures with you niggas. That's pretty funny. I might it. I get it. Yeah. I think pictures of you niggas. That's pretty funny. I might have to. I only take pictures with the hoes as well.
Starting point is 00:23:31 I might have to write that down, man. Oh, shit, man. Oh, man. But listen, I wanted to ask you about this. So, Dolphins quarterback, Tua, basically, he went on an interview recently. He was talking about the difference between his head coach now and Brian Flores. Brian Flores is the black head coach of Dolphins. He let go a couple years ago.
Starting point is 00:23:50 A lot of shit went down with that. He was basically like, every year that he was there with him, he was basically telling him he wasn't shit. He was trash. And he was just like, it fucked my confidence up. Now I'm with a coach who actually believes in me or tells me positive things. And I'm seeing success. But he he be getting
Starting point is 00:24:05 backlash from it. They were just like, you know, the last two years of both of them coaches, y'all both won 20 games combined. So why, Matt, if we talk crazy to you,
Starting point is 00:24:13 if y'all niggas still winning? I mean, it's just about the player. I think Tua became a better player. I think he was. The last couple of years, he's been way better.
Starting point is 00:24:22 To a point, we would say Tua is one of the top quarterbacks in the league. After we thought that man was about to have to retire. Yeah. Two years ago getting fucked up like that. I think coaches can build confidence in a player.
Starting point is 00:24:33 I mean, you can't help them be a better player technically. I mean, you can put them in schemes and stuff, but you can't build confidence and they have confidence to go out there and perform at a higher level. But, shit, if the coach don't fuck with you you're damn right shit on him because i've been in a situation with coach and rock with me shit i shit it on him and then a new coach came in everything was better for me yeah i always asked us like he was just saying he was telling him like you ain't the quarterback that should be here like feels my
Starting point is 00:25:00 it feels my way you wouldn't be here type shit yeah it's just like everybody gonna get along but it's also a totally different environment when people actually got, even if you being an asshole, at least this is a better environment, bro. Niggas can coexist. Yeah, for sure. But I just put that in the same light as like a... Never mind, I'm not gonna say that.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I'm not gonna do that, because I like that coach. Okay. But I put it in a situation like this. If he still wasn't performing at a high level then you could say something like Tua was playing bad then we could say something
Starting point is 00:25:31 but him performing at a high level it might reflect on the coach you know what I mean like damn it might be the coach for real because Tua got the skills he playing better now probably was the coach but I was going to use a basketball analogy,
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Starting point is 00:29:39 Yeah. More or less, not even. I mean, yeah, you definitely got some coaches who fuck shit up. But that environment matters a whole lot. Okay. We can use ideas of this. We can use like Devin Booker. When Monte Williams came, you could see the.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Yeah. You know, somebody pushed. I ain't going to say that because Earl Watson gave him the keys. And he was hooping with Earl Watson. I was going to say Earl didn't have the resources either. Nah, but Earl Watson let him hoop. And you could tell him he built confidence. But other people in that organization, other people on that team,
Starting point is 00:30:08 was like he only believed in Devin Booker. He didn't believe in nobody else. And that hurt us. You ain't even got to think about, like, a player with one team and another coach came. Just think about a player leaving and going to another team and becoming better. Same thing down there.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Yeah, having a different environment. Yeah. I was going to say,, having a different environment. Yeah. I was going to say like Trey Young and LP. They had a little, I like LP. He cool. Yeah. But him and Trey Young didn't get along. Trey Young still was hooping at that time, but I think when the new coach came, when
Starting point is 00:30:39 Nate became the coach, Trey Young went boom. They made it to the Eastern Conference Finals. It looked like he was rocking with Nate, you know what I mean? And it looked like he just started playing at a higher level. You could tell he kind of
Starting point is 00:30:49 fucked with whatever they had going on. Like, damn, I got rid of him. Like, I feel like a better player. I feel more confident. I feel like this coach
Starting point is 00:30:57 fucked with me and then they make it to the Eastern Conference Finals. Yeah, yeah. Before, they were a really bad team. I like LP. I like Nate.
Starting point is 00:31:03 I like Trey, but I didn't want to use that because it's my Hawks. But that's a very similar situation. What you got next? I mean, yeah, you could tell, though, because like you said, Nate, the way that Nate coached, he just let his guards rock out. Yeah. So you could tell that type of thing. Nate's a defensive coach, so he's going to let him do it.
Starting point is 00:31:18 But yeah, it was a vast of a difference. Yeah. It just sucks in the NFL because a lot more times coaching in the NFL, like that chain of command is probably more solid than NBA because, you know, football players come and go
Starting point is 00:31:32 in a lot of their positions. Yeah, you get your franchise quarterback, stuff like that, but a lot of moving parts. Basketball, niggas ain't just coming through them doors like that. You ain't getting rid of it.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Like we talking about what the hell they gonna do with Trae Young's steal and it's what, year seven? Facts. Yeah, you got to deal with that. What them Hawks need? A prayer.
Starting point is 00:31:48 A couple drafts. So Trae Young can go back to the Eastern Conference Finals. Will they need to get back to the Eastern Conference Finals? Boy, I don't know. They're going to have to try KD or something. This nigga see they're going to have to play fantasy basketball. Yeah, we in trouble, bro. They got to rebuild, man.
Starting point is 00:32:04 We are rebuilding. We done rebuilt twice. They got to rebuild, man. We are. We done rebuild twice. They got to rebuild, man. I think the last part of rebuild is getting rid of Trae Young. I can't keep holding on to Trae Young. Y'all not about to go nowhere with him. Free that man. Get something for him.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Rebuild the right way. Nah, bro. You can't trade Trae Young. You got to still put butts in the seat, bro. He must see TV. When he hoop, he put on shows. He get 40, 28,
Starting point is 00:32:26 and 11. A thousand percent agree. Atlanta love him. You know, the fans like him. So, it's like, can't do that.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Not right now. Unless you about to get number one pick. We got that. Still didn't matter. The most reluctant number one pick. I know,
Starting point is 00:32:44 like, we got the number one pick. Y'all need it for next year. The Hawks, Hawks luck. The most reluctant number one pick. I know, like, we got the number one pick. Y'all need it for next year. The Hawks. Hawks luck. We get the number one pick in the worst draft ever. So, I was like, what the fuck? That is kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:53 I think he going to be okay, though. I mean, I think the player probably going to be a solid player in the NBA. But, damn, why we couldn't get Cooper? You know what I mean? I mean, shit. Why AJ wasn't a year or two older? Trey, you might be right back there. That ain't worth swagging.
Starting point is 00:33:10 You damn sure not get number one again. But that's not the swag, though. What, tanking? That's not. Trying to get Cooper by himself in Atlanta? Nah. Hell no. Nah, hell nah.
Starting point is 00:33:21 We can't do that. They didn't want Luka in Atlanta. They damn sure don't want Cooper Flagg in Atlanta. They regretting that. Luka want us. We had Luka in the A. Luka want us. Playing with the role players.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Luka would have been filthy in the A. I think that's part of the reason why they won't move him too. You can't. I mean, Trey, how you going to move 28 and 10? And get nothing? Yeah. Oh, you got to get something. But you going to move 28 and 10? And get nothing? Yeah. Oh, you got to get something. What you getting for 28 and 10?
Starting point is 00:33:49 It's over, bro. I don't know. Nobody else getting 28 and 10. Listen, I don't disagree with nothing you're saying. I'm just saying we've seen role players get a haul. I'm sure you can get enough to make some shake with Trey Young. That's all I'm saying. But what you getting back?
Starting point is 00:34:01 You still got to put a product on the floor. Well, we still have to, like he said, we still need people to come and say hello, buy popcorn and chicken wings. You got to have a decent product. We want Boosie to come back. You said I ain't come to the game for clicker pellets? I feel it. Nah.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Not for. Nah, it's dead. Yeah, nah. You got to have somebody. Damn, that's trash. Y'all just got to be mid until they don't care about Trey Young no more. The Hawks always been a mid-tier team. We always huddled in the middle of the pack.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Yeah, they still want them to be competitive, bro. Yeah. Like, let us be competitive at least. Yeah, for sure. When the Lakers come to town, bro, let us at least have somebody. Somebody that can get 35. Might put on a show. Somebody.
Starting point is 00:34:43 We can at least get a celebration. Shit. Damn. That's tough. Give us some Hawks. Hey, college football back this weekend.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I'm geeked for it. I know. You know what I'm saying? You caught Madden, by the way? Yeah, I got Madden. I just beat somebody yesterday.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Shout out to my boy, Dane. Damn. Yeah. Got him together. Summer Jam screen? Yeah, got him together.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Got him together. For sure. That's tough. It sucks when you lose on this platform. Got him doing that. Summer Jam screen? Yeah, got him together. Got him together. For sure. That's tough. It sucks when you lose on this platform. You can say your name. 100,000 people going down this nigga. Lost in bad news. He would beat me in college football.
Starting point is 00:35:15 He come in a little conditioning like, Coach, give it up, Coach. It's not your game. I said, let's play Madden. He's like, all right. I'm going to get the 49ers too. I'm not saying nothing else. Which I got one of the best teams in your game. I said, let's play Madden. He said, all right. I said, I'm going to get the 49ers too. I'm not saying nothing else.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Which I got one of the best teams in the game. I told him not because he was talking too much. Got the 49er. I beat him. Then I said, you know what? You're not good enough to play with a sad team. I got the Steelers. Beat him again. That's why the grown man game, man.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Madness for the adults. Yeah, yeah. Madness for the adults. He hit him with a big boy's bitch called Mad Business. Yeah. Played a little kid game The animation's crazy On NCAA Yeah
Starting point is 00:35:51 That I still forget What He said football But with college football Coming back It's funny because You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:35:56 You got Colorado back And last year Started off with your Colorado hair Everybody pulling up All the rappers All the entertainers What's that gonna look like
Starting point is 00:36:04 This year for this team Ain't nobody pulling up Ain't nobody pulling up He said the rappers, all the entertainers. What's that going to look like this year for this team? Ain't nobody pulling up. Ain't nobody pulling up. He said, are they going to be back lit? Even better. Bigger and better, bro. I see Nike get behind it. Who?
Starting point is 00:36:14 What? Colorado about to be weak again. No, they not, bro. They are. They're going to be over 500 this year. 100%. That's not an accomplishment, college football. That saves a lot.
Starting point is 00:36:23 It is an accomplishment for them, bro. They won a few games last year, college football. That saved a lot. It is an accomplishment for them, bro. They won a few games last year, bro. They tricked off a lot. They should have won like seven games last year. We going over 500 for Colorado this year?
Starting point is 00:36:32 Yeah, bro. How many games you got on winning? Give me the amount of the games that they play. What they play with? 16? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Not that many. Probably 10 or 12 Yeah probably 10 or 12 Alright We'll do 7 and 3 If they play 10 Yeah it's more than 10 for sure It's more than 10 guys
Starting point is 00:36:51 More than 10 guys Yeah it's 12 9 and 3 I'm sorry 9 and 3 9 and 3 Okay I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:36:58 The buffs Shit me The big buffs Shit me I'm seeing Well they are in a weak ass conference now Nobody in that shit no more I see a good I see a good 7 to 5 84 season low Shit me. The big buff. Shit me. Well, they are in a weak-ass conference now. Nobody in that shit no more.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I see a good 75, 84 season low. They don't play nobody this year. They don't get a ball game at all. They're going to get their ass beat by Utah. No, they're going to get a ball game. It just might be a KFC ball. Nah. They're going to be in a nacho ball. A nacho ball is going to be hosted by 520.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Nah. You're going to be the Old motherfucker there Playing Central Playing Central State University Yeah you put him At the Circle City Classic Hundred and a half
Starting point is 00:37:34 Time performance He's gonna be playing At Central State No don't do Deion Like that man He had to get in there He got rid of a lot Of players
Starting point is 00:37:41 Brown and the players Was gonna win See I told y'all In college sports, you can be 40 and get on the line. He got a roster full of niggas our age.
Starting point is 00:37:51 It's up for them youngsters, bro. I know. What's the team that rigged had that bullshit-ass school? Bishop Sycamore. That's what the buffs are. Bishop Sycamore. I do.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I do. All them grown niggas on that team, bro. It's up bro It's up Son like 25 Shador's not getting touched How old is Shiloh Shiloh 23
Starting point is 00:38:11 Shiloh been in school For seven years Bro That's a lot of niggas We grew up with Probably period At least in college football I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:38:18 For real Shiloh been in high school For seven years Shiloh been in college football I think six or seven years Probably six Yeah That shit sad bro Not five No bro It's five It's five in high school for seven years. Shiloh been in college football I think six or seven years. Probably six. Yeah. That shit's sad, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Not five. No, bro. It's five. It's five. It's Shador fourth year. Well, hold on. Kobe year is five. Shiloh 24.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Yeah. That's crazy. So he didn't win at 18. This is six years. You know what? He went to Weston Lane first. South Carolina.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Yep. Did he sit out? He sure did. He played. He played. I'm talking, did he sit out in between transfer years? Or was it already? I ain't gonna tell you if he did. He ended sit out? He sure did. He played. He played. I'm talking, did he sit out in between transfer years
Starting point is 00:38:45 or was it already? Ain't no telling if he did. He ended up going to Jackson State too. Nigga,
Starting point is 00:38:49 oh, this fuck. He did a couple years. He ended up going to Jackson State and then Colorado. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:54 This nigga got a master's degree. Man, what? Two of them. Yeah, doctor. That's nigga,
Starting point is 00:38:59 that's Dr. Dr. Shiloh, nigga. He got put on the back of his jersey. That's why. man, go Buffs,
Starting point is 00:39:04 man. Shadura 22. Go Buffs. Hey, I wanted to ask y'all a love, nigga. He got put on the back of his jersey. That's fine. All right, man. Go Buffs, man. Shadura 22. Go Buffs. Hey, I wanted to ask y'all a question, though. Shout out to- I ain't hating on the Buffs, bro. I hope y'all do good. I just be tired of everybody rooting for the same team.
Starting point is 00:39:15 B.I. Jr. Send them tweets, man. Send them shots. I'm for Ohio State, so. Oh, wow. Man. Yeah, nigga.
Starting point is 00:39:22 I'm an Ohio State fan. I always been. Since A.J. Huff. All right, man. Shout out to my niggas, the Mallory Bros, wow. Man. Yeah, nigga. I'm a Ohio State fan. I always been. Since A.J. Hawk. All right, well, shout out to my niggas, the Mallory Bros, man. They had something that I was looking at. The what? In 1999, the Mallory Brothers. I thought you said the Gang Bang Bros.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I was like, this nigga is wild. I don't know what you and PB watching. Not that. The New House. Not that one. In 1999. In 1999, The Wood, Life, and Best Man came out The Wood
Starting point is 00:39:47 I see somebody talking about this shit What's better? Life Life is the best movie out of the rest Yeah, Life is But Life is Top two Top three
Starting point is 00:39:59 Black comedy, bro Nah, bro You got The Life, The Wood, and Best Man Best Man for soft niggas. What? Weird niggas like the best man, bro. Why do weird niggas like the best man, bro? You got to see that with your girl.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Speaking of that movie, who was the real villain in that movie? On My Mama, if you at home watching the best man by yourself, you weak as hell. That is a good movie. If you watch the best man by yourself you weak as hell if you watch the best man by yourself you are weak if i come to your crib and you just sit there watching the best man bro i'll be like nigga what you going through you might be a grime yeah you that was out of this shit that happened out of pocket who's the little the guy don't like the little tadee. Taye Diggs. Loser. I didn't like him. I'm talking about in the movie, bro. Don't, you know, you lame, but don't take that offense. I was like, damn, you really don't.
Starting point is 00:40:50 No, no, no. I'm talking about in the movie. He did some poor ass shit. Your character. I think you about to ask about whose words. Taye Diggs in that movie or what's the nigga? Skinny Man. Terrace Howard.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah, like. Who was the real villain? Bro it would have to be him because he was quiet tay had to be tay man but that's a good movie though outside of that shit that's a really good movie bro you gotta watch you with a girl that's it that's why that's the last one you can't even watch that movie for soft ass niggas bro that's like it is bro crazy bro you soft as hell if you're The Best Man by yourself. Rolling up and just watching Best Man is like,
Starting point is 00:41:27 what you doing? What we doing? That nigga plotting. That's what he on. He trying to see the blueprint. Man, he gonna tell it all, man. So that makes that movie number three?
Starting point is 00:41:37 Man. Because that's my whole ass nigga. He wrote a book about fucking his homeboy's fiance. He's a piece of shit. Soft ass nigga. He's a piece of shit. Weird. He should have threw him over that balcony. I wouldn't stop him. He's a piece of shit. What? Soft ass nigga. He's a piece of shit. Weird.
Starting point is 00:41:46 He should have threw him over that balcony. I wouldn't stop him. I'm having some whole ass shit, but I still think it's a good movie. Damn movie. We good movie. That's a grimy movie. All the movies y'all watch don't be tough ass movies, man. Every movie y'all watch should be tough.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Every movie y'all watch should be tough. Nah, bro. You done watched some whole ass shit. You watched white men tangle up with each other. And it's fake. What the fuck are you talking about? You watched wrestling, bro. Oh, nigga some whole ass shit. You watched white men tangle up with each other and it's fake. What the fuck are you talking about? You watched wrestling, bro. Aw, nigga,
Starting point is 00:42:07 that's some real shit. Say that shit to one of them niggas. Hey, slap the shit out your ass, nigga. Tell them to put that shit weak, nigga. That don't fucking get on your ass. That shit lame as hell. What you watching? By yourself
Starting point is 00:42:19 and you don't even do drugs. You watch that sober. So? You don't do drugs or something so I'm telling you I ain't wrestlers follow us bro get on the air you see me here pull up on that nigga I ain't got his back
Starting point is 00:42:32 I'm with y'all to that nigga one piece hell nah I would've wrestled this in my poop shorts nigga like John Cena nigga John Cena, nigga. John Cena was out there wrestling in jeans
Starting point is 00:42:46 or jean shorts. Jeans shorts, nigga. Nah, I'm taking the world number one, though. Nah. I fuck with the world number one. I'm gonna go with love. Best man could be last.
Starting point is 00:42:54 I just hate how you shitted on the movie like that. So anybody watching Best Man, if you a dude, you still a real man. Nope. If you a dude
Starting point is 00:43:01 and you watching Best Man, if you a dude and you watching Best Man by yourself, I ain't saying you a man. I just said you weird only soft ass tickets watch best man i'm trying to think like what kind of movie was this soft movie what the fuck a nigga who wrote a book about some shit he did in high school like you saw he got a pocket that shit happened 30 years ago nigga why the fuck are you even yes guess it happened And I was still In the publish that was Crazy
Starting point is 00:43:26 Now I gotta answer this Since we're here now Are you still going through With the marriage Yeah I'm just like Nigga Why you soft
Starting point is 00:43:34 Nigga That shit I think Cause guess what You ain't my nigga You supposed to holler at me And let me make that decision Before I went to that step
Starting point is 00:43:40 With my lady Before we got all the way To the proposal And the dinner parties and the wedding holler at me bro in college they did it in college oh yeah you're going through with the marriage yeah go through with it yeah i'm hanging wood forever but hold on so i can't remember that soft ass movie i don't care bro that movie soft bro i'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Like, the wood. I do put niggas in tough positions, though. I do. A lot of niggas don't feel that way. So, that's a good question. For real. The wood. That's a real nigga movie.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Because they did some real shit. You grew. I grew up like that. With my guys walking around. Trying to figure out. Getting numbers and shit. Yeah. And then, like.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Which one of y'all slapped the booty? Shit. We all did that. If it's just three this is just three uh all y'all was on there yeah i definitely was on that damn you gonna say niggas i told you i'm saying phil because it was like out first hey we're watching the field yeah hughes even had the videotape he would probably had the shit on tape man like jim grabbed a booty on tape like damn nigga fit oh my nigga you like that no not like that you used to always have his video camera man oh god nigga do augusta that last day of school boy he got all y'all little boy something is crazy the razor is crazy he got y'all look boy that is crazy oh the razor is crazy got y'all mamas on
Starting point is 00:45:05 oh some of the little digital cameras boy your mama in ninth grade your mama in ninth grade
Starting point is 00:45:13 you got that you got that on tape hell no what y'all doing boy it is funny now that we
Starting point is 00:45:22 getting old enough to see like our peers people we grew up with having real kids and shit. But, boy, back in the day, you don't even know, boy. Boy, I see somebody going to like, who sent me a picture? Jamar. His son was on stage doing something. We like, nigga, I remember my mama used to be in this crowd.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And I'd be looking down, making fun of other people. Mama, ain't this some shit? Now somebody got they're roasting jamar ass look like anthony davis because he got the connector my nigga jamar do got the connector that's crazy that's crazy looking at the kids though that's why these little kids though they talk so much shit and i'm like it's all it's gonna take Is for one nigga to take
Starting point is 00:46:06 Nigga your mama was in that Train session back in the day Tatiana was a flipper Nick I do not know a Tatiana so I don't I don't hope This is not right I hope this shoot
Starting point is 00:46:18 Is not a flipper I don't get how now You trying to take it For the kids I'm just saying I'm just praying this shoot Don't fit for nobody brother That's all
Starting point is 00:46:25 I hope that was a random name From the block Your mama the mixtape is nuts That's why that That's why everybody got so scared About the Freaknik Oh yeah That's what made me think
Starting point is 00:46:38 Of that shit too Nigga Boy That Freaknik video Or documentary Was so safe though Yeah That was so safe though Yeah That was so safe
Starting point is 00:46:46 Cause that wasn't the shit That they used to show Back in the day Hell nah Everybody VHS's Didn't make the cut For that one And that's why
Starting point is 00:46:54 It was a good thing Niggas did not have phones Back then bro Because None of that Could've happened bro People was living Whole different lives
Starting point is 00:47:00 For two weekends Out of the year Wilding out You would've never known Now today You are viral tomorrow Yeah that's whack though Like
Starting point is 00:47:07 I kinda miss Not having a phone Well not having a phone But like having like Video cameras on my phone And stuff like that I thought it was a vibe man Even like in 09
Starting point is 00:47:17 Where you couldn't really Get on Instagram and stuff Or even like 07 Yeah I remember when you couldn't Like get on Facebook On your phone You remember that
Starting point is 00:47:25 when applications on them phones back then bro but you had a socket yeah i missed that stuff that was cool and just even clubbing like later on right past that before every everybody was on that you go to the club with a cell phone in your pocket have a good time people used to like dance and shit now you're going to club you just dodging flashlights. That's why I feel bad, really, though, for the kids now. They got to grow up and see their mama at our age when they get older. Because all that shit going to resurface. All these fried women online, bro, and these niggas. It's up.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Oh, yeah. It's going to be. The footage is there. Oh, it can't go away. Yeah, the footage is there. It can't go away. You see that link tree in the bio? Yes. All these OnlyFans. For sure. way yeah the footage is there okay you see that link tree in the bio yes all these only fans for sure and when the pandemic hit i was up y'all kids turned 15 is entrepreneurs put your pussy
Starting point is 00:48:17 on live and one of them on there bro boosie and everybody forget this I know that niggas don't like him but Tory Lanez bro Tory Lanez all he loved during COVID was legendary quarantine radio was real bro that was good
Starting point is 00:48:32 and bad though I'm just thinking all the videos gonna resurface kids and babies will be in COVID bro they 16, 17
Starting point is 00:48:40 see they mama doing that shit they gonna be pissed are they really though are they really gonna care? I think we at a place where, like, people don't even care. Like, my mama lit. Like, I think that's where kids are right now.
Starting point is 00:48:52 You got some kids might be embarrassed, but, like, for the most part, I seen some 21-year-olds, 20, and they mama, like, 43. But my mama lit. My mama bad. They, like, go out with her and take pictures. You know what I mean? bro But then you got like Sexy red son
Starting point is 00:49:07 That's gonna be pretty funny When he get older So you talking about My mama lit Just to cool But then you got But you gotta think Sukiana
Starting point is 00:49:16 You gotta think What kind of kid He gonna be When he grow up He gonna be No no no He gonna be fried bro I pray not
Starting point is 00:49:23 No I'm saying like If you grow up in that kind of environment you probably gonna be fried you probably gonna be you probably gonna be like you probably gonna be like my mama just be wild some of my niggas grow up fried mamas bro and they okay
Starting point is 00:49:37 they okay bro yeah but they mama was entertainers you know when you grow up in that they mama wasn't lit and nasty I got what you're saying bro she said my mama was nasty on the level like they lit nasty respect you can search her mixtape right now so they like pull up like damn bro that's your mom's like kim k kids gonna be different oh yeah for sure they program too yeah that's the norm yeah we gotta do we had to do to
Starting point is 00:50:06 get on yeah yeah like that documentary gonna be fired too by the way yeah look i'll put on the kim k recap it's gonna be amazing she put on for the family yeah i hope y'all understand this is for she really the goat bro i know we all over the place but she's really the goat of this shit you have to say where jay's GOAT too Nah Her and her mama Bro what they built Out of that It's crazy I gotta say
Starting point is 00:50:29 Mom Dukes is really the GOAT That's the best remix ever She got the whole world Following her Like I just seen a beat As she did And people Can't wait to buy those beats
Starting point is 00:50:40 And I'm like What the fuck She is a mogul bro Bro she had people Buying shape ups She had niggas buying Skechers. Bro. Kim K is
Starting point is 00:50:50 the biggest woman influencer, bro. I'm not going to fight you for it. I am. Name one, bro. Niggas don't buy them Beyonce Adidas, bro. She bigger than Taylor Swift? Influence, yes. You said marketing?
Starting point is 00:51:05 Influence-wise. Taylor Swift she bigger than taylor swift influence yes you because you don't know what influence was yeah taylor swift shape ups everybody's buying her shape ups or adidas sketching is a weak ass shoe skims skims is fire like i'm adding to huh huh oh rihanna i don't know that's 50 bigger than all that 50 big rihanna is rihanna swag yeah i get rihanna i ain't gonna argue with you rihanna don't even step out either that's a hell of a conversation too yeah i ain't gonna rihanna has inspired a nation of these tattoos i'm just saying rihanna why i'm saying i'm picking i'm picking Kim K Because Kim K has The pyramid scheme Nigga My sisters She do Like I'm
Starting point is 00:51:49 My youngest sister Is A gazillionaire Yeah Because of some shit That I started Yeah I don't know who's in
Starting point is 00:51:56 Rihanna's lineage Nobody I can know her She got ASAP So when you pull a nigga's Uh Resume It ain't that big
Starting point is 00:52:05 Fashion dot You know what I'm saying But for her to put Her mom to orchestrate bro Chloe as much as niggas Joan on Chloe WNBA Joan on her and shit bro She lit
Starting point is 00:52:17 Niggas is the slam gym of Chloe bro Shout out to TT Like Hello That platform big bro From top to the bottom bro and keeping up with the kardashians is a legendary show yeah bro and her brother he just he's fried but yeah and they old girl corny husband she got scott lit scott no disrespect scott disney no i'm just saying he was there before but scott once he got on that show nah he was cracking
Starting point is 00:52:45 the mama got the black man getting money he was always getting money but he's really in the light now that's her nigga yeah my fault
Starting point is 00:52:54 I thought he was like the assistant I ain't really tapped into the show my fault I was like damn they got a black assistant that's crazy
Starting point is 00:53:01 I'd be on the run he always ruin it boy I was just saying I thought he was a black assistant. I'd be on the run. He always ruining it, boy. I was just saying, I thought he was a black assistant, bro. That a king. Because then he worked. In my wildest, then he worked with it. Let me say some shit like that. Be here to always see me.
Starting point is 00:53:14 This nigga is slamming the lineage. I swear I thought that was her. The officer of the lineage. You talk about this man is left-handed. I thought that was a black assistant. We can't say left-handed. We got to say West Coast. I ain't doing West Coast.
Starting point is 00:53:31 That's what they said. Shout out to West Coast. Who said that? They. Man, move on, man. God damn. Hey, did y'all see Tyrese Breakfast Club? Tyrese is a goat.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Tyrese is a top five podcaster of all time, bro. I got to check him out. Oh, bro. I seen he pulled up on Envy and was like, why are you leaving? That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah. They have shit out there. I mean, they cool.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Yeah, they cool. But, bro, him and Charlamagne. Bro, Tyrese was having so many serious moments talking about his life and going through divorce and stuff like that. And Charlamagne is laughing through half of it, bro. And there's a point, he's crying. Charlamagne's like,
Starting point is 00:54:06 bro, I'm gonna get you some tissue. He's like, I don't need no tissue and throws it up in the air like he made it rain. Bro, Tyrese is the GOAT, bro. Why that nigga always crying, man? He said black men cry. That's cool, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:17 You were supposed to, I guess. That's the best man shit. Yeah. Tyrese equals Tay-Dix, bro. Because, wow. He might be evil, Tay-Dix. Evil Tay-Dix, bro. Because, wow. He might be evil Tay-Dix. Why are you on these
Starting point is 00:54:31 platforms crying like that? Tyrese gonna pull up on y'all niggas. You just caught himself. Nah, I said that's that best man shit. Crying on the air. I mean, I don't know why he was crying. I didn't really watch. But you said it was mom? Nah, he talked about know why he was crying. I didn't really watch. But you said it was mom? No, he talked about it.
Starting point is 00:54:46 He talked about just what he was going through. Like, people he loved. But he was talking about his divorce. And, like, he was like, people don't understand that when black men go through divorce or all these things, they just only check on the woman. Like, it don't hurt both people. But just Tyrese, the way he be talking, it's funny as hell. Because they talking about why he was performing with that motherfucking Marvin Gaye situation on. That's what I'm saying, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:05 But he said he had just came from set from doing 1992 and didn't have time to take it off, Paul. So he had to go perform like that. But it's still ridiculous
Starting point is 00:55:13 that Tyrese had that beard on. That's bullshit, bro. Bro, I ain't really tapped in. Tyrese having that beard and that hat is crazy. I really ain't tapped in. Oh, you have to see it. Oh, you have to see it.
Starting point is 00:55:21 Tyrese, your clothes, bro. Tyrese, he on tour. Tyrese You checked it or not He on tour Tyrese what he doing He got an album coming out But he was doing a movie Called 1992 I ain't gonna lie He used to have a song
Starting point is 00:55:31 I fucked with I love He got a few songs No Tyrese got a Something You call out Freak I been looking for Girl
Starting point is 00:55:39 Hey That was my shit That's his way of Cleaning up with the bullshit He say I used to have a song I don't like this bullshit He say I was talking to this girl One day and she asked me What is your sign
Starting point is 00:55:53 Tyrese we lady fire Tyrese catalog is very solid I'm still taking Tank And Genuine catalog Genuine has the best catalog Of those three for sure But I think Tyrese Is a close second effort for me
Starting point is 00:56:07 Over Tank Yeah This how you show up man And I'ma take you To love's land I'm showing you things Yeah that's my boy's name man That look like Dante Green right there
Starting point is 00:56:21 Shout out to Dante Shout out to Dante What That look like That look like Ty Shout out to Dante Shout out to Dante What? That look like That look like Tye right there Who was he trying to play? What is that? In the movie 1992
Starting point is 00:56:33 That's what he's looking like That was his national anthem performance That's what he came in Man, that ain't even Marvin Gaye, bro Oh, he playing Marvin Gaye? I guess He has something that's going on Besides the movie
Starting point is 00:56:45 That he's plugging And he came from One of those sets And that's how He was looking And he said They had him there early He couldn't change
Starting point is 00:56:50 So everybody thought That Tyrese was going Through some shit Cause he pulled up To do it I don't fuck with Tyrese Man hey It's AI season man
Starting point is 00:56:57 Be who you wanna be Bro that was him bro I don't give a fuck Tyrese Shout out to you man I like your music I might have started using AI for everything
Starting point is 00:57:09 It's a TG What's it called What's it called TG Tyrese Tank Whatever It's the TG
Starting point is 00:57:15 Remix We all love a good TG What's it called TGT I like so much better Oh TGT Whatever they talk about TGT is the For so much better. Oh, TGT. Whatever they thought.
Starting point is 00:57:28 TGT is for the hoes, nigga. Damn. That's what an autographs. TGT. Trey to go. Tatiana to go. Bust down Tatiana. I didn't want to see her bust down. Tatiana to go is crazy. TGT. I can't wait to watch this little nigga say something
Starting point is 00:57:49 We all be lying on they bottom You think we hooping You said Tank Shit better than Tyrese 100% I'm a roll with Tyrese bro Nah Cause you know in verses
Starting point is 00:58:05 You get to do what you wrote too Sleep I mean Tank pin If you do what you wrote Tank pin But off on songs I'm going with Tyrese
Starting point is 00:58:14 I'm about to go with Tyrese Cause Tyrese hits Like them Them 5, 6, 7, 8 hits That Tyrese got are Stay with Stay Tank got shit bro
Starting point is 00:58:23 Stay I don't disagree Tank is very I think if you ask me Who the best singer of all time I say Tank Easily Stay
Starting point is 00:58:30 Now Yeah Stay G1 the biggest But Tank catalog Bros G1 Tank still making songs
Starting point is 00:58:38 Right now bro You wanna fall on stage Did y'all see Gang fall up there with him Bro Nevermind That's my nigga on 2K You did fall
Starting point is 00:58:47 That shit was funny as fuck Who? The guy Damn Yo he was stationary Just went Nah he was walking Walking
Starting point is 00:58:55 I know He was standing upward And he took the next step And was on the ground That got to be a fucked up feeling To fall out a wedding bro Well at least it wasn't his wedding Probably his wedding Is probably worse than that Yeah up feeling To fall at a wedding bro Well at least it wasn't his wedding Your wedding is probably worse than that
Starting point is 00:59:07 Yeah I'd rather fall at a wedding Than fall off stage though bro While you're performing? Yeah bro Nah let me I'm gonna fall off stage Let me fall off stage bro
Starting point is 00:59:16 Not like Kid Cudi Hell nah Y'all wildin' bro I wouldn't wanna fall like Kid Cudi In your groove You fallin' off stage bro G you wanna fall off stage, bro. I'm trying to fall like Miguel with the leg drop.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Nah. The worst fall was Kid Cudi. What Kid Cudi do? He broke everything. Look at him. Is that what we didn't hear from him? Damn. Kid Cudi?
Starting point is 00:59:42 Yeah. Drugs. You can tell. You You See my problem is That's happened On stage Yeah You gonna get a couple Of those edits
Starting point is 00:59:51 But at a wedding Everybody on this So that shit happened But how you just Fall down like that though What are you stepping on It was flowers You know the flower
Starting point is 00:59:59 And then you know The metallic shit You had to show in It was on top Of the metallic shit They shamed him up for failure And you got Them Kirk Franklin's too
Starting point is 01:00:07 You done I ain't gonna hold you That take a lot of confidence Walking down the aisle Like dude Make sure you do not fall That's the only thing You think of like
Starting point is 01:00:14 I was so scared I was walking I was walking So gingerly Boy you niggas Using this gingerly word That's crazy Damn nigga I can't say gingerly All this wild shit This nigga say Ias Using this gingerly word That's crazy Damn nigga
Starting point is 01:00:25 I can't say gingerly All this wild shit This nigga say I can't say gingerly What's the new word Demore What is that I don't know
Starting point is 01:00:33 Some new shit A motherfucker said to me At this store I'm like bitch what What that mean I don't know You bitches ain't demore But they found a new word
Starting point is 01:00:41 Here just using it All out of context bro It's not a new word It's not It's been in the it's new to them you know what I'm saying just like how people do toxic and shit like that
Starting point is 01:00:49 bro safety risk I am not the war I am a hoe see you talking about her son he'll be pissed it just means
Starting point is 01:01:00 reserve modest or shy ah that's a bar that's hard though that's a bar serious or even coy yeah it's a lie so you tell it on coming here i remember the first leader at the the first like out-of-pocket word i ever heard not out-of-pocket but like word i never heard used before was
Starting point is 01:01:21 deplorable right and one of my coaches told me you suck like your effort is terrible no fuck that your effort is deplorable i was like the fuck that mean i went looked it up i said god damn that shit you're a piece of shit what the fuck was you doing at breakfast nothing bernie Maxwell. I was just there. Call that nigga Bernie. Shout out to Coach Kelsey. We're head coach at Louisville now, man.
Starting point is 01:01:51 He said that shit too. Hey, see, look. There we go. And we in good shape. He said that shit to me. Y'all was definitely. I was practicing. You're well soon, Louisville.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Nah, we good. Fuck. We good. We got a good coach now. Coach Kelsey gonna run that up for him. And we got the NAL back, baby. Yeah, we cheating again.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Hey there, it's Michael Lewis, author of Going Infinite, Moneyball, The Blind Side, and Liar's Poker. On every season of my podcast, Against the Rules, I take a broad look at various characters in American life. The referee, the coach, the expert. My next season's all about fans and what the rise of sports betting is doing to them, to the referee, the coach, the expert. My next season's all about fans and what the rise of sports betting is doing to them, to the teams, and even to my family. I'm heading to Las Vegas and New Jersey and beyond to understand America's newest form of legalized gambling.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Listen to Against the Rules on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. This week on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, I am joined by the greatest alpine skier of all time, Michaela Schifrin. Michaela talks about the ski accident that changed everything for her, performing while going through grief, and what it's like to release the pressure of being the goat. And so much more. Like I have no right to be winning this race. I really probably shouldn't even be doing it, but I'm here, so I will win. Listen to this episode of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app,
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Starting point is 01:05:53 Hey, it's funny because Vernon Maxfoot, somebody I don't know why the coach was putting fucking with me, people in the comments was like, nigga, you was on cocaine at work. Of course he was mad at you. Where can you show up to work high? And people be okay with that. I was, uh. where can you show up to work high if he will be okay you do a you do a tenorship msi you are the goat that's what it's for
Starting point is 01:06:13 we're not promoting drugs i'm just saying like that's what for long days bro marcus jordan bro no bro you know how many times you have to to keep doing that for a tenor shit? I ain't never used it, but the high only lasts three or four hours. A couple bumps, you'll be good. Sleep on your lunch break. You see them niggas though? He's trying to overdose, bro. He's trying to kill somebody, bro.
Starting point is 01:06:37 People go back and hit the line, bro. Man, don't listen to this nigga. You think niggas are one-hitter quitters, bro? This is not a patriotic school. This is not a patriotic this is crazy now if you think a junkie goes what they wake up and bump and be done it's not no extent though we talk about somebody who goes to work bro for 10 hours we're not talking about somebody who goes niggas they don't hear that motherfucking train is that talking about somebody that's on the street
Starting point is 01:07:06 bro no bro don't listen to him bro don't do nothing if you think a nigga is only coming to party
Starting point is 01:07:14 one time it's crazy Amazon just make it funny because we both worked at Big X you know how long you have to walk
Starting point is 01:07:20 you have to walk 10 minutes to get to your car and you start your lunch break with your clock out walking around boston niggas just imagine doing that for 10 hours niggas walked around the whole td garden i would never walk around the whole td garden bro well we got the train station i would have went back to the hotel bro that was crazy bro was hot. I know he was hot.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Nah, what's funnier is in the elevator on Sunday where we tried to get our tickets, bro, the worst elevator attendant of all time. I've never seen all of us instantly get shitty. Normally, it's a delay. Everybody instantly wanted to slap this nigga. It was crazy. But shout out to Boss, though, man. We had a good time.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Shout out to Boss. Had a great time. Shout out to Concepts, man had a good time shout out to Boss had a great time shout out to Concepts man show love yeah Concepts bro that's dope I was on y'all website earlier if y'all can just send me
Starting point is 01:08:10 free clothes I'll take that too god damn that's how we do sponsorships now yeah you can do that just ask fuck it
Starting point is 01:08:18 my dog Motley what's good I'm rolling hey man thank y'all for giving these niggas 30% off man man thank y'all for giving these niggas 30% off yeah
Starting point is 01:08:26 but y'all can send me some free spaces I'll wear them you ain't winning free shit from anybody I'm cool bro I'll wear them all the time I'm cool
Starting point is 01:08:33 you ain't free shit from anybody I'm cool I'm 30% off bro nah we need all that everybody appreciate now via
Starting point is 01:08:41 MJ we just told you how we gonna buy all your shoes next year can you just send a couple they could be Tim Jordan too I don't know Now Vaya MJ we just told you How we gonna buy All your shoes Next year Can you just send A couple They could be Tim Jordan too
Starting point is 01:08:48 I don't know Yeah Vaya for sure I need that Vaya plug But outside of Vaya It don't matter man JR Adidas Make it happen
Starting point is 01:08:57 I'll wear those too For sure Definitely JR Tap in bro We trying to revamp your name It's sour out here Cause it's not Sebastian's coming up
Starting point is 01:09:07 520 It's your choice You either fuck with us Or we call it Sebastian Orlando Brown Jr. For the real Sadeo Did you see Trippie Riff's hair He said I already made a clone
Starting point is 01:09:21 I made Orlando Brown Bro that is the funniest shit ever He do look like him He's fucked up He said, I already made a clone. I made Orlando Brown. But that ain't the funniest shit ever. He do look like him. He's fucked up. Oh, man. Is there any question that the Patreon want to ask? I forgot we supposed to do that, right?
Starting point is 01:09:34 No, they're just laughing. I asked them in the beginning. They ain't had no question. Oh, man. That's funny as fuck. Trippy red dude look like Orlando. Man, I got my nigga Orlando messed up That's my guy man
Starting point is 01:09:47 But we ain't seen Orlando Since he sat down With Charleston White man Yeah they caught him Going to the bathroom Getting active so Oh whoa Yeah he was
Starting point is 01:09:54 Okay Getting Treating You know First 15 break So now Orlando Brown Work at Amazon
Starting point is 01:10:02 Watch what He'll fuck it Get well soon Yeah what else Happened in the world man We've been away for a minute But Noah Lyons Is a liar bro
Starting point is 01:10:12 Oh yeah He's a liar bro He was dancing with COVID In the club He said They talked about He said who's that Hey bro stop playing
Starting point is 01:10:20 We already let We already let you get That lie away That you had COVID It's still around Cause one nigga Goes to the club with covid a lot of us well in 2024 jeff had a party a covid party that was the original trying to celebrate covid but celebrate nobody have he the one had it so i got it from you he is no he is no allows
Starting point is 01:10:39 i had a party in my house with covid y'all niggas was fucked up For that I had just tested I No COVID One of y'all niggas Came in there with COVID Y'all fucked up Man we went on a cabin trip
Starting point is 01:10:53 We made everybody Get the Like go get the Test results And post it in there Niggas was photoshopping I said man What we doing man
Starting point is 01:10:59 Yeah but y'all Giving a lot of light to the door Man he trolling Now he into it With uh Old boy from the Dolphins. They supposed to be setting up a race. I'm about to get that nigga paid, bro.
Starting point is 01:11:10 Nah, he running up the right way. It's still your thing. Nobody likes it, but it don't matter. He's got beads on his bird. Yeah, you can't show a nigga with beads. He hates beads. That's a bit weird. He saw somebody else with beads, so he got upset.
Starting point is 01:11:24 That's some best man shit You never wore beads On your braids at park? Man no Nigga I was What? Your shit was just like Right
Starting point is 01:11:33 Man I was outside Nigga You wear no beads Maybe in like middle school Respect Middle school I might have some beads Okay
Starting point is 01:11:40 My mama took them out quick though My daddy was like That's some best man shit Alright So why'd you put them in? Cause I was listening to One fucker bury my ear Okay My mama took them out quick though My daddy was like That's some best man shit Alright So why'd you put them in? Cause I was listening to One fucker bury my ear BG
Starting point is 01:11:50 You need to Put the bees on there So they can hang longer I ain't had no hang time Yeah that's my new shit That's some best man shit That's crazy man Morris Chestnut Has never come out of shit That's crazy man Morris Chestnut
Starting point is 01:12:05 Has never come out of his pocket I fuck with Morris Chestnut though He wasn't soft on there Yeah he was the crazy one Like What's the second They had a second movie too Right like Holiday or something
Starting point is 01:12:15 Ain't it three of them Or am I out of pocket You out of pocket Two Best Man Holiday Okay Yeah Yeah Best Man Holiday was cool though
Starting point is 01:12:22 You had to watch that With your girl too though Yeah it just got real I feel like Tyler Perry Helped with those movies It got real sad They had like a Her dying was crazy
Starting point is 01:12:32 Oh yeah it's called The Best Man The Final Chapters Yeah It's a TV show though Yeah that's a TV show I ain't watched that I don't think I watched that
Starting point is 01:12:39 It's all the same actors And stuff though You know what came back out though Fresh Prince Bel-Air Y'all seen that Yeah I heard that I'm gonna tap back in with it i watched it i watched the first episode i didn't watch them yeah i seen it came back i struggled through season two towards the end but i've heard good things about season three i'm a lot closer off that coke still all right boy was
Starting point is 01:12:55 he what day yeah louis brandy more on episode one oh he got clean on episode one that came with a dick carlton banks like that's just the beginning Well he relapsed twice So he'll I'm sure he'll spend A block on there Give us some Carlton Man they did Carlton dirty Yeah why they got Carlton
Starting point is 01:13:11 On there That's fucked up But That's probably what He was doing though anyway Y'all see Martin Making a new series Redoing Martin
Starting point is 01:13:19 Supposed to be like a drama Oh no Yeah I'm gonna have I'm gonna need some reviews for that first, man. I've seen Bad Boys 8. You know what? You said it.
Starting point is 01:13:32 He do look a little sluggish. I watched it again. It got a little wicked. Bro. At the end, bro. Yeah, it got a little wicked, bro. It did. It really did.
Starting point is 01:13:43 They got a couple questions for y'all. I'm going to read them first. Michael said, any of y'all watch the boys TV show? You watch the boys? I watched a couple wicked, bro. He did. He really did. They got a couple questions for y'all. I'm going to read them first. Michael said, any of y'all watch the boys' TV show? You watch the boys? I watched a couple seasons of it. I fuck with it. I ain't finished it yet, though.
Starting point is 01:13:51 I rock with that show. What's the boys about? It's like about superheroes, but it's like... Hell no. No, no, no. It's like if superheroes was in real life.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Like, they wouldn't be shit people. I seen one episode of that. What superhero would y'all be? Damn. That's a hell of a question. Iron Man or Batman. Yeah, that's what I
Starting point is 01:14:09 was going to say. One of the rich ones. Yeah, I'm not about to be a superhero living with my fucking auntie. I'm rolling with Batman because he
Starting point is 01:14:15 was a real nigga. He's a staple. I'm going Iron Man because Batman his parents got merch. He ain't sly. Like, what?
Starting point is 01:14:23 I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Heed batman got beat up too much but he was getting well and he ain't shooting niggas i'm not doing all this hand-to-hand combat with powers no i'm on my fucking kill everybody i'll probably be like incredible hawk or some shit no batman started killing niggas after the door grind rises yeah but he wasn't shooting people though that nigga was all hand-to-hand UFC shit. Yeah, throwing belts and shit. He was on lasers and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm being incredible, Hawk.
Starting point is 01:14:48 Okay. Respect. What's the next one? Hulk smashing. That nigga said Hulk smashing. Trey said, when y'all pulling up to Detroit? Woo! We're going to make that happen, man.
Starting point is 01:14:59 We got to pull up to Creed Cafe. Shout out to JC. Yup, we already got that in the works, bro. We're going to be up there soon. Facts. For sure. Naima said, are there any college or NFL teams that y'all guys
Starting point is 01:15:08 are excited to see play this season? Buffs. College teams. Coats. My coats. Cowboys. You know what it is.
Starting point is 01:15:17 Can't wait to get my jersey. Go to a couple jerseys. Oh, we need a jersey. Yeah, that's 44. Yeah, I'm probably riding my jeep Saturday. I'm hey, bro, we need a jersey. Yeah, that 44. Yeah, I'm probably riding my Jeff Saturday.
Starting point is 01:15:27 I'm excited to watch the Texans this year just because I like CJ Stroud, but I think they're going to lose, but I want to see them play. College football.
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Starting point is 01:16:12 season one exclusive. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So season two on the way. Yeah. Thicker shirts. Full of. You know, hopefully we'll get
Starting point is 01:16:21 some more accessories on there. We got accessories? We got some socks. Yeah, we need some socks Yeah Psych I was like What the fuck are socks?
Starting point is 01:16:29 We need some socks Only I got 520 socks That was a Teague exclusive Hey man Fuck him I'm not sure I put them socks on that side Fuck out of here Mitchell and Ness
Starting point is 01:16:40 We need another hat bruh Tap in People actually love them They mad about them hats, y'all. I don't even wear them, but motherfuckers be talking to me about them hats. Whatever y'all niggas got to do. Yeah, T-Mart, tap in, bro. Gave y'all a chance, man.
Starting point is 01:16:52 T-Mart, we're going to spend a block on them. Hopefully now. I don't sleep this time. Them hats was popping, bro. Yeah. And I don't wear all. Hats probably sell better than everything else. Yeah, people love them hats.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Yeah. Them hats was dope. We'll let y'all pick, though. But we out, though. The Volume. Hey there. It's Michael Lewis, author of Going Infinite, Moneyball,
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