Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Jaylen Brown SNUBBED by Team USA, Kawhi Leonard injured again
Episode Date: July 15, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 83 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are in Las Vegas for NBA Summer League. The guys discuss Derrick White being picked as the replacement player for Team... USA after Kawhi Leonard dropped out due to injury. The guys all agree that Jaylen Brown easily should have been picked to represent Team USA. The guys then discuss the career of Kawhi Leonard, and how he was able to deliver an NBA championship to the Toronto Raptors, and much more. #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of the Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Wells.
We live on location.
We live from Vegas.
Shout out to the Feature family
for providing us a wonderful place to record.
If you don't know about Feature,
you sleep all the heat,
all the funnest things,
the streetwear you can pull up to the locations in vegas are also the e-com goes crazy as well
shout out to the gang well still with my gang to my far left my dog bishop b hen out the pearlies
how you what nasty cool and nasty let's get to it baby hey i appreciate feature you know i'm saying
we out of town i'll see you back in the work shoes yeah yeah you know i yeah. You know what I mean? I found them here, so.
You found them here?
Yeah, I found them in Vegas, bro.
I already found them
off a dude off the street.
The white strings.
Don't ever disrespect the feet.
Nah.
Now, hey, if somebody outside
got black forces on,
my lolos had them on.
Nah, nah, nah.
We know you got the cap ass.
I'm on my ears.
These are all these shoes
that I can find, bro.
They was by the door.
It's my right, my dog,
young Nacho, young T. For real, man, I'm still unpacking my house. These was by the door. It's my right, my dog, young Nacho, young T.
For real, man.
I'm still unpacking my house.
These was by the door.
So I just bought some shoes here.
Well, you know, at the store.
So it's all good, man.
I'm going to put some new heat on during the show, probably.
For sure.
And you know what's funny?
Because you know what I'm saying?
I don't think it made it for episode, but they bought back a moving truck again.
They were just like, when you going to unload that fucking truck with all those shoes?
Man, we still working right now.
I got most of the stuff in the house. I just ain't put it up yet so for sure official unboxing video
coming soon and look man we live in vegas out here for the summer league and i want to say that
there is no reason in the world that we pulled up when they had record-setting heat it is 115
degrees for five days in a row and shout out to everybody who live out here because y'all are some
different motherfuckers because this is crazy no i seen a buddy had on a whole fit yesterday he had on a
sweatshirt blue jeans and uh kind of shoes he had on uh he had on some kurt franklin
shout out to uh shout out to our boy jerry stomp yeah he had the stump curse yeah boy jerry i don't know he didn't sweat at all he ain't dropped one
brother my back pauses jerry ain't got a drip of sweat on his mind he said he you know he from out
here so he said he's a depth into the heat clear it's crazy bro nah man y'all y'all got stronger
shoulders out here living the way this is come on bro so much fun out here much fun out here going on. We got to start with it, man.
Team USA, they had an official scrimmage last night.
You know what I'm saying?
They looked a little shaky in the beginning, but they figured shit out.
But, hey, Joel Embiid, at this point, we got to see some more.
I know we got him on the scene for Yoke, bro,
but he should have paid for his home country, Cameroon,
if he going to keep selling the way he sold last night.
That's a practice game.
You know how Joel is. He ain't about to play
hard. Not in that setting.
You got to live a certain amount
of time in the United States to play for us because
come on, bro.
He's not one of us, bro.
He is one of us, bro.
He's not like us, bro. He is.
He got a card.
That's all you need?
Can I go play for the Bahamas?
Where's EJ from?
Because EJ do.
And we know EJ never lived in the Bahamas.
No, but I'm saying they're really from there, though.
I mean.
But can EJ play for U.S.?
He did already.
He played for a team.
Oh, okay.
So at least we can go tap in elsewhere.
I didn't know.
White said if he didn't get picked up by the USA team,
he was going to play for Taiwan's national team.
I thought they had an Olympian team.
Then who at?
I thought the USA, you know.
Who else at?
Who got another team?
You know the W.
I see Dwight White got Nail Tech coming up.
All right,
you know who's first on this?
Shout out to Jared in Philly.
For sure.
They gonna be like this in the commercial
with the leadings on.
It's up.
That's gonna be tough.
Tap in, bro.
What'd you say about Dwight?
I thought they added a new team.
Like,
what team though?
I saw a roll with him,
man.
Oh,
my phone.
We ain't at home.
You know,
a new country. You know, that's a new island every week. There with him, man. Oh, my phone. We ain't done holding up. You know, a new country.
You know, that's a new island every week.
There you go, man.
Not Epstein Island.
But, hey, shout out to Team USA.
They're going to figure that shit out.
It's fire to see Steph and LeBron play together.
Yeah.
I know KD didn't play last night, but, like, they was talking about it.
I think it's dope.
We get to see, like, the last of, like, our generation's, like, greatest.
All play together. Granted, they are a little bit older, but it is dope. We get to see like the last of like our generation is like greatest. I'll play together.
They are a little bit older,
but it is dope to see them
because this is definitely
the last time that they
should all be on
the Olympic team.
Oh, it's definitely
the last time.
It's a change into the guards
for sure.
Yeah, I think Steph
probably got four more years
in the league.
Brian, too.
KD, he can play
for a long time.
He said he gonna play
till he can't play no more.
So it's definitely
our last time seeing
them all together though.
You know what would be crazy? I mean, this is a wicked world if lebron outplayed
like career-wise with curry like if curry retired before lebron that would be insane that possibly
could happen though bro told you he's damn near ai character bro he's not real bro healthiest
nba athlete ever bro athlete period really for. And that's real. And I was looking.
KM Arnaz said this.
He was basically like, shit, Bronco goes to a Draymond role and play another 6, 7, 8, 9,
10 years.
I said, that's crazy.
If he wanted to, he could play until he's 50, for real.
You see he set that screen on Bane?
Yeah.
He was on the smoke.
I said, oh, they let Bron do whatever, bro.
That was definitely a moving screen.
Who you say? Oh, buddy. Lil' Flip. I'm talking about that. Dylan Brooks. That was definitely a moving screen. Who you say?
Oh, buddy, Lil' Flip?
Lil' Flip?
I'm talking about Dylan Brooks.
There's a bang out there.
Lil' Orange.
Dylan Brooks.
You talking about Lil' Flip?
Yeah.
That's a classic bar by you, buddy.
That was fire.
That was one of the most scenes I didn't request last week.
I said, okay, my boy went crazy.
Nah, he do look like him, though.
Why they boot Dylan Brooks, though?
I know what type of time Dylan be. Why everybody hate him?
Because, bro, he act like Chris Paul
in small forward.
No, but he wants that
Dylan role in the NBA.
I think he should
keep going forward.
He should go crazy with it.
He has.
Yeah.
I mean, he got him 80.
That's cold, bro.
I should have.
I should have put
my evil eyebrow on him.
You had him.
You had your WWE moments
for sure.
Yeah.
He just showed y'all
he wanted to be a wrestler
that came right now.
Yeah.
Hey, Taffy,
I play Booker T.
Booker T, bro.
Why y'all gotta get him, bro?
He the only black wrestler
you know.
Because he's the only one
that be out of pocket.
Five times.
This is fake, bro.
Hey, Booker T.
You going off the set, bro.
Hey, the whole
Hulk Hogan,
we coming for you, nigga.
We're gonna make a big video
of you all the time. That's it. Yeah, man whole Hulk Hogan, we coming for you, nigga. It's been a long time.
That's it.
What, you got the what jar?
Hey, that's the Booker T jar.
We got to put Booker T
on the nigga jar.
I ain't got the chill, bro.
They'll do a book like that.
The bookend.
That was his finishing move.
Aw, damn.
That was an assy finisher.
Nah, that shit was hard.
And he had to...
Listen, man.
What happened to his brother, though?
Stevie Ray?
Yeah. He work at Starbucks. Shout out to Stevie brother, though? Stevie Ray? Yeah.
He worked at Starbucks.
Shout out to Stevie Ray.
Nah, Stevie Ray out here doing things, man.
He still got a...
He had a Mohawk ramp.
I don't even know what he's...
Oh, that means he worked at a warehouse then.
I forgot to send you a video, bro.
I seen one shorty that looked decent, bro,
that was a wrestler.
I can't...
You talking about Bianca Biller?
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay, he ain't never talked about her i do
that's my that's my other home girl y'all he's talking about the woods bill like him yaka
shout out to jay bro i gotta stop putting that slander on my name bro
they are teammates makes sense yeah the Leafs but yeah the team
they gonna figure it out
Anthony Edwards
looking like one of the best
players on earth
I know after they lost
the series we stopped saying
that he was the face
of the league
but the way that he was
killing it
and the way I think
he's gonna kill
yeah bro we gonna
we gonna have that agenda
when the season starts
you know it always changes
as soon as somebody
lose a fuck up
we tell them
that they ain today Shit no more
But I think bro
It's really his time right now
Cause the young boys
Him, Tatum and Halliburton
Yesterday they played crazy together
Nah he a dog though
And he like so athletic bro
He so explosive
He impossible to guard bro
I don't even know how you even contain him
Really bro
You gotta put two people on the ball
When you against him
That's crazy
But He so explosive Like He gonna be one he one of them and adidas know that that's
why they signed him to that new deal hey shout out to kim i see y'all read up on that bag yeah
and listen as we know politics play a lot of things and everything but the reason why jaylen
brown is not on the usa team is definitely because of marketing and brand situations one thousand percent i don't know why he thought that he was gonna tape up kobe's and
think he was going to get a spot on a nike pick team yeah you can't yeah you can't disrespect
the brand yeah and not expect something to return for sure because we know damn i mean shout out to
derrick white but no derrick white should not have been the selection for this team, USA. It was other people
that we could have called.
I don't know, bro,
because he liked
the Iguodala type player
most they need on the team.
That's a great comparison.
Yeah.
Point guard Iggy?
Nah, for real.
That's who I think he play like
and I don't think
them adding another star
would have made sense.
I kind of don't think
Kawhi fit anyway.
Like me and bro was talking,
like I said,
I want some shots
and it don't look like I'm about to be getting them bro was talking. He said, I want some shots.
It don't look like I'm about to be getting them type of shots over here,
so I can just sit this one down.
You know, as far as Kawhi, everybody posting that picture of him.
They thought if I post this, that means I ain't sliding.
Oh, God.
Everybody was like, why did he withdraw?
Because he probably was just like, oh, I ain't about to get as many minutes as I want.
Oh, I ain't about to really do it.
But they don't need him, though, bro.
They don't need him. And my knee ain't even 100% as many minutes i won't oh i ain't about to really do it but they don't need him though bro they don't really and my knee ain't even 100 really like i really i'm
chilling bro you got it that he was getting slanted for that too that was just like damn you
don't say it really could finish you're strong for your team you're going to team usa but i'm like
that's cool but i mean joel and b is on the same situation he probably shouldn't be playing either
he's probably should be resting i mean he probably used this to get back in shape and i'm sure by the
time they actually play for real joel will be in shape he's obviously not
right now yeah that's why i trained him but that kawaii hoe you pulling up for the summer camp for
three days and riding back i'm like which i expect bro that's kawaii he do what the fuck he wants to
and i love it he stand on minute he do whatever he want i love that yeah he made that effective
before the brad to me like like, not giving a fuck.
No.
LeBron did it on some cool shit.
Like, LeBron, y'all, come on.
Give me some rest.
Like, I done played a thousand games.
Kawhi said, bro, I'm not playing, bro.
He did take a year off.
He did.
LeBron would never do us like that.
Yeah, I like that.
And came back on a chip.
Bro, left.
And listen, I love how we started
this conversation
because Kawhi
should be talking about
where, bro,
he's one of the coldest
small forwards of all time.
For him to use PTO
for a whole year
with no explanation,
he was like,
hey, stop asking me
about this shit.
I'll see y'all
when I see y'all.
And then went to Toronto,
got a chip,
and then Nick Nurse
coming out talking about it.
He was like,
yeah, when he put up,
said, I'm going to play
as hard as I can,
but I ain't going to tell
him I'll be here next year.
You got to give all credit
to Greg Popovich
for putting that in there, bro.
Paul was like, he set that up for him to do that, bro.
That's a Greg Pop method, bro.
Nah, that's a, that's on my own, man.
Like, I ain't falling for the Spurs system.
Like, nobody else in the world would do that to that in the Spurs.
Tim and him used to sit down, bro.
Pop was like, we're going to Indianapolis.
Stay home, bro. Okay, I get what you're saying. bro okay i get what you do are you talking about the rest day oh yeah i'm talking
about taking a whole year off no hell no i'm talking about like are you talking about the
rest day probably talking about this how we do it you know you could tax it if you want to but
my guys is gonna sit out they used to do that in atlanta but they never let me do that i wonder why
he would never let me stay at home he'd like let me sit out but he won't do that in Atlanta, but they never let me do that. I wonder why. He would never let me stay
at home. He would let me sit out, but he wouldn't
let me stay at home. He would let Al and Kyle stay at home.
Probably because they had kids and family and shit.
I told them I had hope.
Y'all was out of pocket,
though. I had to be at Magic,
bro. I would have been watching the game
at Magic, bro.
This is the sad part about the NBA,
though.
Like I said, I agree. I don't fool with scotty pippen but listen there's no disrespect i'm not saying that crazy
play every game bro y'all just sitting out because you got kids bro stop shooting the club up bro
it's a kid coming to see unfortunately one of y'all who and it spent a lot of money and y'all
niggas is playing talking about i want to go to my fucking sky zone with my son today
that's just those tickets ain't cheap bro that's what they started bro i don't know
and what's funny is the nigga at the cut if he work at you know i'm saying at the factory he
can't say you know what i want to see my kids today i want to go home they say actually you
can go home for the rest of the fucking week exactly you know what i'm saying that's the bogus part bro but nah i agree papa vish was definitely
sitting three hall of famers on prom time broadcast and they was pissed at that but
kawaii said no business and said fuck y'all i'll play when i feel like it won the chip and dipped
out i think that's fire yeah won the chip for a city that probably never gonna win ever again so
yeah that's crazy to raise a banner in a city
that you know didn't even have
a thought of giving up.
A country, bro.
No, that's real.
A country.
I'm out of words.
Country, yeah.
That's hard.
He did it right.
In that country,
in that city,
Toronto is lit.
And they offer him
everything in the world
for products.
One of the best, right?
I don't know.
My favorite.
Second favorite city
of all time.
What's your first?
Indianapolis
oh
that boy trying to get a job
at home
Pacers man
Pacers
oh
we can make that happen
nah
nah I will though
nah Atlanta really
my favorite city
like
them and Indianapolis
so
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real time for that shit oh he about to go to jail i hope not they trying to give him like three to
four years i'm like come on man that man already lost his job that's enough my man can't hoop
about 80 bands and he about to do three or four years that's crazy bro and you lost millions
that's bullshit no he gotta go to jail no he don't gotta go you gotta go
that was dumb bro that's cool bro but don't sit a go to jail. He got to go to jail for being stupid, bro. That was crazy, Charleston. That was dumb, bro.
That's cool, bro, but don't send a nigga to jail for that, man.
There's people doing way worse shit than Neatime, bro.
He already got to deal with the disappointment of everybody looking at him crazy from now on out.
Jail is crazy, but they got to make an example.
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't know if Pete Rose went to jail.
Uh-uh, they probably didn't.
That's how they call Pete.
Pete was a hiccup away. Pete's still alive'm saying though bro him and gene katie boy they
fight that that's a good person jill would have took me out of there oh you're always trying to
kill somebody else they always killing somebody else p rose bro p rose is 70 Bro No How old P. Rose Bro P. Rose is 90
We can look this up
Y'all can't
It's no way P. Rose is 70
God damn
He's a sneeze away
70 is crazy bro
P. got like
He got about
Two all-star games
He got two more signings
And y'all was gonna put him
In jail
Y'all killed He to put him in jail?
Y'all killed him. He did this like 25, 30 years ago.
Yeah, he was early on.
Like Jose Canseco.
Now, he's the one that he should have got a little bit of penalty
for snitching the way he snitched.
Yeah, he snitched.
That was crazy.
Yeah, he should have went to jail for sure, for telling.
He should have got the chair.
Who was the better liar, Mark McGuire or Barry Bonds?
Barry Bonds didn't say nothing.
So you're right.
He didn't lie.
But Mark McGuire was cold.
Maybe Sammy Sosa for me.
Sammy Sosa was nuts.
Sammy Sosa went tie-dye.
So he out in this conversation.
Sammy Sosa switched his color to get treated differently.
And he did get treated differently.
Worse.
They call him every color and that's quick enough for them to see him now.
So I don't think that worked in his favor.
That got to be makeup, bro. No, it's not, bro. That's what he wake up and that's quick enough for me to see him now. So I don't think that worked in his favor. That got to be makeup, bro.
No, it's not, bro.
That's why you wake up, that's why you go.
They should have let him play Michael instead of Flex.
Bro, a Dominican Michael Jackson would have pissed me off.
I swear to God.
He fit in the script, though, for sure.
For sure.
Timeframe, man.
They changed by the same age.
Yeah, he fit the script. He just started switching over. Hey, bro. Time frame man They changed by the same age Yeah They're discreet
Just start switching over
Hey bro
Pause but like
Y'all think like
It's just like
Neck up
And hands
No
Give me the full body
Terminus bro
Like
Nah
Hey if it were a v-neck
Yeah
It's like dark right here
That's crazy bro
That nigga just need a pause
And then a switch Nah bro He look like dark right here. That's crazy, bro. That nigga just need a pause into the short-term.
Nah, bro.
He look like that cookie with Paul.
He's talking about the fudge.
God, nigga, keep the fudge right there.
Nah, that's crazy.
Make me whole, bro.
Make me whole, bro.
If you're going to paint me, paint me, bro.
If I was to see Episodic singing, bro,
Billie Jean, I would have lost my shit.
Well, you need to take your shirt off
and be who you're supposed to be.
It's crazy.
That is crazy.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
You would want to be Ty Ty?
I don't want to be nothing.
I want to be this.
I don't want to be light.
I don't want to be darker.
I just want to be what I was born.
I'll say Charlamagne for real, personally.
I'll say, oh, he real person i said oh he really
switched it up now he's one of those for sure what he's full a-kind under the shirt
he's g-winding the face so he's g-winding the face a-kind of the shirt
respect for sure that's a hell of a combination he gets him by the elbow yeah because we ain't
no people for real got skin disease we ain't talking about y'all but i'm talking about the people who really go and get those procedures done
y'all out of pocket bro no way you just want to be lighter bro allegedly allegedly he might just
got a skin you know face therapy you 40 with acne bro use a better soap bro
some people struggle that's why they got that one there what's that shit called oh we're going left where you know the
i'm using that you out of pocket. I'm talking about the mud. Y'all in the pants.
Oh, I'm?
That used to burn my face up.
That was giving us more acne.
I used to clean my shoes with that shit.
With the Noxzema pants?
Bro, they get all the dirt off your shoes, bro.
They do, bro.
I swear, they gotta get all the dirt off your shoes.
Next time we come in features,
it's gonna be Noxzema pads for free parking.
You with your shoes. You with your shoes. It's like's going to be Noxzema pads for free parking. I'm going to get the shoes.
Get the shoes.
It's like putting Coca-Cola
on your battery, bro.
I swear.
That funny salesman
that's what he got his recipe for?
Yeah, I'm good.
It's Noxzema shoes.
That's stupid, man.
That is crazy.
Hey, uh...
I did, though.
I didn't even...
Okay, I'm going to clean my shoes.
Speaking of colors,
did you see Dr. Umar
on Breakfast Club?
Uh, yeah. What? Damn. Yeah, he's basically saying, like, you know, to clean my shoes like speaking of colors did you see Dr. Umar on Breakfast Club oh yeah
what
damn
yeah he's basically
saying like
you know
he support Bron
which I know
why he ain't
really rocking
with Bronny
he said he got
oh he got
white girl
yeah
love for you love
the funny part is
when he broke down
the Columbus short
I said first of all
we don't ever need
any breakdowns
of Columbus short
and so I took
Columbo
but him breaking down he was just like why would you name a man after all, we don't ever need any breakdowns at Columbus Shore. And shout out to Columbo. But him breaking down, he was just like,
why would you name a man after a son you don't like?
That really went viral.
Shout out to Terrell.
Yeah, Tina.
The podcast did that, bro.
My dolls.
But we always say it.
Told y'all Columbo wasn't lying, bro.
I'm not going down this road with Columbo.
Bro, Columbo is for real.
He's a better Orlando Brown, bro.
Don't ever compare anybody to Orlando Brown. That's a sick ass better.
He's a Michael Jordan's Orlando Brown.
Yes, because I thought he was sick and he was really just telling y'all the truth, bro.
Don't ever compare.
Lenny Kravitz is out of pocket, bro.
No, don't do that.
We're not doing
that with denzel yeah he had the feature on his birthday party no colombo disney orlando brown
two different people orlando brown tell us the truth denzel told us that uh he was dating bro
lenny bro lenny and they didn't tell the whole story about them dating bro i don't know that
one i think travis doing pull-ups and leather pants it's it's whatever they
say man he he different any nigga who can do a full workout in leather pants bro let him do
whatever he want to do bro he brought from vegas
don't disrespect the vegas bro but it's how the motherfucker
hey y'all got strongest boy i sent boy them drivers out here they be pulling the black
no we gotta talk about that.
I got in a taxi yesterday because the Uber couldn't find me.
The man had no air.
Yeah, bro.
And he looking back, I'm doing this.
Broke.
Said it's broke.
Come on, man.
You ain't supposed to be out here today, bro.
It's 129.
Welcome to the regular world see how this presidential system used to not like you got a car with no heat no bro you should that's that's out of
pocket it's a flashback it's 129 degrees outside you shouldn't be
taxing nothing bro first of all get a taxi at 2024 it's crazy
that's how they pull up to the hotel? They wouldn't, Uber wouldn't pull up.
Yeah.
They told us the trick today.
Taxis are them that are going out of business.
You know what I'm saying?
So the major hotels basically trying to keep them in.
So when you order a taxi, they route them right to you.
The Ubers, you got to walk around down the street.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah.
You should have seen P.
She sweat
Sorry
She don't even sweat
She in the back of the car
And the lights here
Are long as hell
For sure
Am I tripping
But the lights
Are on the strip
They like 8 minutes long
That's how niggas
Get lined up by here
No but
She was sweating
And I was like
Damn baby
Your makeup
She was like
It's running
I was like
Nah they running
But you know
You mess with somebody
But it was so hot bro
My whole shirt
It was made as fucked up
I seen one of my old coaches right
Wow
You know how coaches
They go I don't want to hug you
My back soaks balls
I'm like
Hey cuz don't
Don't touch my shirt
You got a fist bump shorty
I'm like
He like what's up man
Bring it in
I'm like hey
I want to know how long was the taxi ride
15 minutes Boy you was in the cooker What's up, man? Bring it in. I want to know how long was the taxi ride?
15 minutes.
Boy, you was in the cooker.
He was going from the beginning of the strip to the end. Get your life right with God.
Yeah, I was sweating so hard, bro.
My nigga was in the air fryer.
I had a testicle hair fill.
I had just taken a shower before I got in the car to go do the bag stuff, and I came back.
I had to go back up there and take another one.
I said, it's crazy.
Was the taxi driver sweating? He had one of them little fans you had. Oh, okay there and take another one. I said, it's crazy. What's the taxi driver sweating?
He had one of them
little fans you had.
Oh, okay.
I forgot that at home.
He just had it
blowing right on him.
Excuse me?
I swear.
I was like, he got to take it.
At least put one in.
I was like, we got to get out.
Let's just get out.
She's like, we almost there.
And the lights were so long.
I got to ask,
how was the commute?
You know what I'm saying?
I seen the group chat.
You know what I'm saying?
Mike asked if you want to switch seats again.
I don't know what he...
Mike out of pocket.
His flight booking, I swear to God, I'm booking my own flight from now on.
I'm not messing with him.
I ain't blaming Mike for that.
I'm not bougie.
He get on my nerves.
Forget your fucking...
I'm bougie.
Oh.
Because you should have got on with us.
I don't know why.
I'm not...
Nigga, it don't matter what time i got on
no you had a better seat bro nigga no the seats are still this big bro
southwest is out of pocket unless y'all want to rock with us i can't fly southwest no more
i will take three layovers before i do that y'all listen by you my no y'all watch it book us
separate ain't no way.
No way you that fancy that you would take a three-hour layover somewhere instead of getting to a city straight through.
That's crazy, bro.
Mike, you agree with me?
Yeah, he the one.
He the one made that dumbass message.
I hope y'all get stuck somehow.
Y'all got to stay.
I don't care.
I hope you got gotta stay in Newark
I don't care bro
that flight was
that's bad
bad bad
not taking no
8 hour flight
that's supposed to be
3 hours cause of the seat bro
y'all out of pocket bro
it was not that bad
you was sharing your
headphone with an old lady bro
come on bro
tell your story bro
they even had
and somehow he got
and that boy gonna tell
everything tell your story story time with T listen Somehow he got That boy gonna tell everything
Tell your story
Story time with T
Oh my god
Somehow you magically got Wi-Fi
Me and Mike don't got Wi-Fi
Yeah because
On Southwest
Southwest
Give me they points
Fuck them
That literally tells you bro
Southwest Wi-Fi
You can click on there and you can go to the
free movies and shit so we watched couples retreat bro me in high school she was like
60. i gave her one of my one of my pies bro wiped it off blew in it gave it to her we watched it
so you wiped it off and then yeah make sure i was playing hit it like the cartridge the Nintendo cartridge you got pink out of the ear now
you can't just go
from ear to ear
Kerouac's good
up his nuts right now
I go crazy
so be careful
I'm a sniper
when she be
in front of this race
it's gonna be
be here
enjoy the movie
relax
cause I hold her at the armrest.
The armrest is a trash.
DJ missed the flight.
He did.
I missed the flight.
I was up the whole night.
I was like, all right, let me go ahead and get ready.
I looked up.
It said 742.
I called Mike.
I said, damn, I'm on my way.
He said, no, you're not.
He first text like, yo, you are late.
You don't have the right to say yo i gotta i gotta stop reading y'all text
messages too because you said seven o'clock right so i woke up at 5 30 i was at the airport at like
6 45 i'm like why i was so early bro i was shocked seeing you walked in there yeah i was like i gotta
stop reading y'all text that's crazy i don't read myself was any straight through flight spirit southwest i'm cool allegiance i'm cool sign me
up bro sound like hard times bro i'm cool not for real bro because it's only a couple mike had to
take out some out his bag because the bag was too heavy bro he was out of pocket hey and we got
stopped at tsa so i heard it i heard you had the ad at TSA. I heard you had the- He had a liter of jelly.
I heard you had the KY and the Strat, which-
Hey, why did you bring this?
Toy Swarm, which-
That's why I saw it.
What are you planning to do?
They had the kit for you when you got here.
No, for sure. We got to put it on the- Oh you when you got here. Nah, for sure.
We got to put it on the...
Oh, we got the footage.
Mm-hmm.
Dude put them gloves on.
Oh, no.
He pulled that whip out and said,
you know, Mike, you was about to go crazy.
He had the whip.
Sierra was flying in, bro.
I would never bring that house to take off
We just playing bro
Before you get in trouble
Mike got seven keys
Freaky jelly was over the limit
It was over three and a half ounces
We so sorry some lady here
Sorry bad We apologize We out of pocket We so sorry some lady here Sorry man
We so sorry
We apologize
We apologize
We out of pocket
It's him bro
He don't got no sense
Who they this
Oh man
But listen man
Wonderful time in Vegas
Can't wait for y'all to see
Some of this content we shoot
We gonna be outside
If you see us around
You know what I'm saying
Show us some love Be here Take a picture with the people for sure man everybody is welcome
to go take a picture with everybody even chris paul bro pull up on this what happened with chris
paul man we just want to pick oh before we get out of here so we were looking for the place we're
gonna be shooting right so you know we're looking around we'll see a couple people we're looking at
me and mike was trying to find this hotel for the place in the hotel for a minute couldn't find the
shit we look up we said oh shit it's chris paul so no one's like
oh what's up chris fuck with you bro and he was like hey i'm with club 520 and i swear bro he did
the chris paul gif in real life bro fucked me up he's like respect so just in case you're wondering
that episode coming soon. Never.
CP, man, it's Wake Forest love, bro.
There ain't no hate, bro.
Fuck with us, man.
We still family. We said you was one of the greatest of all time.
Hopefully we run into him again.
Who going to be on the show first, CP3 or T-Mac?
We're going to leave it in the comments for y'all.
Probably T-Mac, though.
I ain't say nothing wrong about either one of them.
I just tell the true stories.
Now, the T-Mac shit is funny because he's like, you was on that with me. Nothing's the way around. Yeah, I was a fan of T-Mac though I ain't say nothing wrong I ain't say nothing wrong About either one of them I just tell the true stories Now the T-Mac shit is funny Cause he's like
You was on that with me
Nothing's the way around
Yeah like I was a fan of T-Mac
I'm a fan of Chris Voss too though
I went the way for it
Cause of CP
So I was fucked up
It's alright bro
But he did Mike like
They probably thought
He was a fan
He's a fan
He's a fan
Little did he know
Real fan
I'm glad it happened
To Mike though
He needed help
We were walking up on people.
Probably thought he wanted it all.
Hold on.
That's what he did for me with Desi Banks.
He was like, Jeff, walk up on him, man.
Tell him you want to go to the show.
I was like, nigga, I ain't no square.
I did it, though.
But shit.
For the team.
He's like, I ain't going to talk to him.
I was like, damn, Mike.
Shit, I felt uncomfortable.
He looking at me like, yeah, nigga, what are you doing?
I tried to dab his head on the way out.
I wish you had a video for that.
Did he know who the show was?
Yeah, he said they was going to do it in that.
Yeah, we supposed to tap him with them in that.
They sent the tickets to the concert.
Shout out to Desi.
We would have had a camera for that, bro.
Take it out of his way to show love.
He's like.
It was funny as fuck. I was laughing at my head but i was like
damn all right let me get the fuck out of here see that could have been me
oh shit but man we're gonna get up out of here one more time for feature we appreciate the love
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