Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Kobe Bryant statue, Pat Bev vs. Dame, Knicks 2nd best in East?
Episode Date: February 12, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 39 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys react to the NBA trade deadline where the New York Knicks were able to get Bojan Bogdanovic and Alec Burks from the De...troit Pistons. Are the Knicks the second best team in the Eastern Conference behind only the Boston Celtics? Jeff and the guys also discuss Kobe Bryant’s statue getting unveiled, and debate whether Kobe was better when he was wearing #8 or #24. Finally, the Club 520 guys discuss Usher’s Super Bowl Halftime Show and debate who the GOAT halftime shows in Super Bowl history. 00:00 - Introduction01:40 - Patrick Ewing signature shoe02:45 - Trade deadline mentality05:10 - Knicks won trade deadline (2nd best team in east)08:00 - Pat Bev vs. Dame Lillard13:00 - OKC getting Gordon Hayward16:00 - Best show outside Nike and Adidas 19:00 - Mo’Nique interview26:00 - Best TV Show40:00 - Better Kobe, #8 or #2444:00 - Super Bowl46:30 - Best Halftime shows50:00 - Having Gym Class in middle of school day #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Will.
Same gang with me to my left,
my dog, Bishop B.
Here out to Prellis.
My nigga, how you doing today?
Cool and nasty.
Let's get to it.
Hey, man, we might have to find you.
I know all-star week pulling up, man,
but you came to work out of uniform.
What's going on?
I was running late today.
I was cooking and shit.
And I left my other shirt
that I was going to wear. So I'm going to promo y'all next week. My on? I was running late today. I was cooking and shit. And I left my other shirt that I was going to wear.
So I'm going to promo y'all next week.
My fault.
I got y'all.
Speaking of promo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess this will be when y'all see us next.
It'll be before.
So February 15th, charity game, 520 Isidore, Warren Central High School at 7 p.m.
Pull up.
It's for the kids.
You know what I mean?
It's going to be a good time.
7 to 9.
Then following, we've got the after party at All-Stars Lounge.
But get in that 10.
Get there before 12 so you don't got to pay a whole bunch of money at the door.
And don't call us when coming up.
They whacking at the door after 12.
Yeah, Jay said it's over.
150.
All-Star kicks in at midnight.
We can't even tell y'all who the special guest is.
Y'all better get there early.
Prenimo.
Yeah, yeah.
That's bullshit.
A nigga from the gas station.
Special guest is elite.
For sure.
Put love, though.
To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Tig.
How you doing, man? I was playing a post today in practice, though. To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young T. How you up, man?
I was playing a post today in practice, man, against the kids,
so I had to pull out the heavy duties.
Yeah, why you ain't wear the penny threes?
Some shit.
Them was super heavy dudes.
I like to take my comment back that penny threes is the worst pennies.
They just took a shoe and put, just fucking, just put a wave on the side.
They put a Pat Ewing shoe with Penny name on it.
Damn,
that's out of pocket.
Man,
them motherfuckers
as big as shit,
but now I'm a Penny Hardaway fan,
so decided to,
we talked about him
last episode.
And that's funny
you brought up Pat Ewing.
I like,
I feel this way
about like Steph
and other like co-players
that have like
weak ass signature shoes,
like especially in like
big cities,
like damn,
like I wish
I could've been Orlando
cause I would've been
geeked to wear a pair of pennies
I'm in New York
I don't want them Ewings bro
I had the Ewings
they came back
for a year and a half
I'll rock some next episode
remind me
I got some Ewings
I got the Georgetown ones too
mind you
shout out to my nigga
Phil Cole
you had them
we had them in the Mutumbos
nah hey
the team Teague Matumbo wave
was crazy
nuts bro
what
Adidas show
too much love
yeah
them Matumbos was
I don't know
fuck them bro
me and Phillip
Lou
we wore the shit out of them hoes
thanks
that was an official hoop show
when I seen them shows
I was like
oh yeah my niggas
on the hoop session
them black Matumbos
yeah that's the Team Teague
hoop session right there
alright man but hey trade deadline took place today couple wild shit took off I was like, oh yeah, my nigga's on the hoop session. Them Black Matoons. Yeah, that's the TNT hoop session right there.
All right, man.
But hey, trade deadline took place today.
A couple wild shit took off.
Not any marquee names to say, but I always want to ask you,
obviously you've been a part of this.
You played in the league for a long time.
Trade deadline.
How was that when you feel like I might fucking get traded today?
Like, what's that feeling?
I only felt that shit twice one time i was like shit i hope i don't get traded then i got traded that's when i was in boston but the other
times it was like i ain't never really think i was gonna get traded uh minnesota it kind of caught
me by surprise but i kind of asked for that trade. I was ready to get out of there.
I ain't never really cared because there's banks everywhere.
That's a bar.
That's a bar.
You get your check on the first and the fifth team, there's banks everywhere.
So I ain't never really cared.
That's real. I mean, I be feeling bad for certain
players. I'd be shit if I went from a
cold ass team to like, damn, this team about to
not be in the playoffs. These niggas is louder. My whole mood fucked up. Nah, the worst if I went from a cold ass team to like, damn, this team about to not be in the playoffs.
These niggas is louder.
Like, my whole mood fucked up.
Nah, the worst is getting traded from a sad team
to another sad team.
That's when you know your time is almost up.
When you start going from a weak team to a weak team,
it's like, yeah, I'm about to go ahead and get up out of here.
You start hitting that chitlin' circuit,
niggas start sending you to San Antonio.
When they sent me from Minnesota to Atlanta on a rebuild, I was like,
yeah, I probably ain't going to have too many more years than this, motherfucker.
They was like, yeah, we about to have a backcourt of Jeff Teague and Trey Young.
5'10".
I be wondering if niggas be trying to figure out, like, damn, bro,
when they go to that sad-ass team, like, what's next?
I wonder if they be hitting their agents up, bro, what we got in the chamber, bro.
I'm trying to be a
especially if you got like
10 or 12
10 or more years in there
you be like man
if you
man nah I'ma say bro
you got like 12 or 13
you start thinking like
let me finesse it
and be a
a good vet
so I can stay around
a little longer
yeah
especially if you don't have
no plans outside of hoop
yeah
cause that's a real decision
like
you say that casually but like, like, for real,
we see them people who be like, all right, now I got to be a vet.
Like, no matter how I was, all right, I got to adjust
because if I'm about to be a coach, I got to start being on this now.
Yeah.
I wish I would have had the Udonis Haslam.
Like, he held them niggas hostage because of that big three deal.
They owe that nigga money.
He said, I'm going to give you every cent.
Nah, man. That nigga played a long game for sure. That nigga didn nigga money. He said, I'm going to get every cent. Nah, me.
That nigga played a long game
for sure.
That nigga didn't play
for like seven years straight.
Shout out to him.
I wish I could have
held the Hawks
or somebody hostage
like that.
Nah, bro, that's chess.
He played chess for sure.
So shout out to him.
He did it the right way.
For sure, man.
A couple of trades
that caught me off guard.
The Detroit Pistons ruined the Eastern Conference for no reason. I don't know why they had to send
Bogey and Alec Burke to the Knicks on the team that's already code and gave them even better wings
I'm pissed, you know how much I love Tibbs, but she named about the play
Now they only play seven people now we buy a
I seen do a home videoie on the internet was like,
he gonna have to break that rule.
I just seen his head start shaking
when he's subbing eight people.
Man, come on.
And they gonna lose it.
They gonna only play a certain amount of people,
so it's gonna be interesting.
Alec might not play, but he like Alec though.
Yeah.
He his type of player for sure.
He ain't play defense.
Bogey cold, so you gotta play Bogey.
But he don't play no,
I don't know if he play Defense like that
That's where they might clash at
Yeah
If you don't play
Defense
Cause Dante been hooping
Josh Hart
Yeah
Villanova
Nick's been going crazy
Yeah
So
It gonna be interesting
I feel like
They down there might be
The second
Best team in the East now
Think of what?
I don't know
They might be the second
Best team in the East I don't know They might might be the second best team in the East, man.
Oh, bro.
They might have edged
Milwaukee out right now.
But they just got packed.
Man, what the fuck
you talking about?
They did.
And they still
might be the second
best team in the East right now.
That's a good
that's a good pickup
for them, too.
They lost nothing.
They wasn't even playing
Quinn Grimes.
Like, they weren't
like, Tinsley gave him no run.
I think he a decent player.
I think he gonna
well, he in Detroit.
I don't know what he gonna do.
Prayers up.
But,
to the back,
you know you,
you know.
Sada, please.
You know you down bad
when you wave
your lottery pick.
Hey, man.
Two of them got waved.
James Boknight got waved
and Killian Hayes got waved.
And they said Monty was just like, he called off
a trade for Killian a couple weeks ago. I'm like,
that's interesting. So you DNP
Jaden Ivey for 15 fucking games
and then hold him hostage just to let him go.
Jaden just killed. He been killing.
Yeah, he got a 30, what,
35, 36, something like that? He just killed.
But I think Pat,
I ain't saying Pat gonna make Milwaukee better
or not, but that's a good pickup for them
that don't put
the Knicks
over
I just feel like
as good
as good as they
plan right now
to get two more
players that can
come off
and still shoot
at an amazing clip
that Jalen
that Jalen
that double team
is gone now
cause you
that shit open
nah cause Bogey
can really score
on me
Alec Bergen scored too
when he was with yeah when he was. I thought he was going to start
going on his run when he played with Golden
State in 2020 because that was
his best year in the NBA. He was averaging like
damn near 17, 18 a game.
So, I mean, they got
a good score, but like Jeff said, I mean,
Tibbs got to fuck with them. Yeah,
that's true. They're going to figure out a way to get
Pat in the game some type of way.
Pat fit Milwaukee perfectly because he ain't a ball-dominant point guard.
He ain't even really a point guard.
He could play point guard.
He more of a defender, 3 and D type of dude.
So for Milwaukee, with Giannis, that's the kind of person they need
because Giannis always that's the kind of person they need. Because Giannis always
got the ball.
Like when Dame out,
Giannis kind of
control the ball.
The backup point guard,
you don't really get
to handle the ball
if you play with Giannis.
Giannis coming down
full head of steam.
He wants you in the corner.
He kick it to you,
shoot that motherfucker.
And that's what Pat do best.
He a great catch and shoot.
And he going to guard.
And then he going to
hold niggas accountable.
Nah, facts. That's why I think they really need him for sure. I was going to say, and the most underrated thing about Pat, He a great catch and shoot And he gonna guard And then he gonna hold Niggas accountable Nah facts
That's why I think
They really need him for sure
I was gonna say
And the most underrated thing
About Pat
Like you said
He know how to facilitate
And he know how to play
With a star
And you need somebody
Who know how to play
With a star
And he gonna bring
That energy that they
They need to make her push
But I wanna ask you
Like he said
Him and Dame
Gotta get that relationship right
You had a little bit
Of experience with that
How is it getting traded
To a team
Where being on a team
where somebody used to have an issue with?
Man, I like this much.
Like, damn, now we got to work together now.
Who the fuck I have an issue with?
Belly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ain't really,
I ain't know it was an issue.
I was just wild.
I just smacked the motherfucker
and moved on with it.
You thought it was just over?
Yeah, I didn't know
there was really no pressure with it.
I was like, damn,
until I walked in the locker room.
I'm like, damn,
he really still on that.
But, nah, they shit a little different, though,
because they was talking big boy shit.
But that's the nature of the beast, man.
You got to walk in the locker room.
You got to go say what up.
That's on and off the court beef.
Yeah, and it's a little different when it's like,
yeah, you walk into, yeah.
I'm bit dog, bro.
Yeah, I'm bit dog, bro. Yeah, I'm bit dog.
Come on over here and you be it, brother.
I'm bit dog.
Like, it was cool.
You were starting to, you could pop shit with him.
Like, you could talk back and forth, but now you're in a different position.
And you got to walk in kind of a little more humble.
I'm not saying Pat ain't going to be who he is.
For sure he's going to do that.
But whatever you need, I got you, brother.
Yeah, bro.
That's what you got.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
You got it.
I'm about to go get some shots up.
Fuck with me.
Yeah, but he also got to be like, nigga, you my backup now, nigga.
It's a little different, bro.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Humble pie.
Yeah.
I think Pat going to thrive in that role, bro.
Ah, for sure.
He going to be a perfect fit
He probably be
He probably sign a two or three year deal
With them after this year
Yeah
It's gonna be funny in the playoffs
He gonna have a couple of them games
Where he's just hitting threes
For no reason
And he gonna be talking cash
Shit
Ah yeah
He gonna be guard
He gonna go at Philly
They gonna play Philly or something
He gonna have a moment
I see it already
He gonna have a moment here
Like three or four threes
He gonna start bugging out
Everybody in Milwaukee Gonna love that shit Milwaukee love that kind of shit I see it already. Going to have them on me here like three or four threes. They're going to start bugging out.
Everybody in Milwaukee going to love that shit.
Milwaukee love that kind of shit.
Like him and Bobby Portis,
they're going to love that combination.
They got a hell of a bench.
They're going to love that combo.
That's going to be exciting to see.
I'm going to have to come
to the Eastern Conference game.
Y'all still got my tickets.
Fear the deer.
What the fuck they talking about?
Not if they seen last episode.
That's crazy.
Who else y'all think
cleaned up today?
OKC.
OKC cleaned up.
What?
Why?
Because they got Gordon Hayward.
Wow, you gave Gordon
some love?
Whole nigga's
accountable, you two.
Man, please do.
I said I didn't want
no more white people
on the Pacers,
but if that's all it took,
goddamn.
I ain't know the Knicks
was going to go crazy like that.
My Pacers,
we got to do something, baby.
Yeah, I got
Doug McDermott
Plug McDermott
Back in the city
Yeah we had to get
Butt water up out of here
And I got another
Mixed breed
Who you say
Corey Joseph
Corey Joseph
I don't expect
Corey Joseph to set foot
In 46208
Corey we have room for you
Yeah I was gonna say
Hey he
Him and DJ Augustine
Was two niggas
Who kept a job
Yeah For sure Corey Joe Matter of fact Corey Joe Come on the podcast yeah I was gonna say hey him and DJ Augustine was two niggas who kept a job yeah
for sure
Corey Joe
matter of fact
Corey Joe
come on the podcast
man we can talk about how
we can go back
yeah
this is a podcast
that'll go back
we'll definitely love that
before they get you
up out of here
stop by
before your Delta fly
definitely
he's not
he's flying economy
get out nah nah nah he first class for sure nah he can he can play with y'all bro fly. Definitely not flying economy. Get out.
Nah, nah.
Nah, he first class.
Nah, he can play
with y'all, bro.
He can fit in
somewhere, bro.
He can get some
bullshit minutes.
Y'all not
strapped paws.
Like,
y'all not like that.
Amen.
Y'all not a deep squad.
I just got rid of Buddy.
Let me be happy.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Just let me be happy.
I got rid of Buddy.
Let me be happy. You love Buddy last year. You definitely was Just let me be happy. Nigga, you love Buddy last year.
You definitely was like,
Buddy needs to start over
with Matherin all the time.
Oh, on me?
And then he came out
like he was in Space Jam
and never got his parents back.
Ah, fuck that.
And I didn't want him no more.
That was disrespecting me
when I said,
play Matherin.
Play the young boy.
They said,
we got Buddy here.
No, bro.
Buddy need the shots.
And you trying to shift
the nigga First thing out
Hey listen
I know y'all don't watch
Facebook games
But my Facebook niggas
Feel me
Nobody shed a tear today
When they said
How does Tyrese feel
This is why people leave
Get out
This is why people leave
Fair weather fans man
That's crazy man
I'm a real fan
I never do that to the
Uh
What's he about to say
Luis
Clip that I never do that to the uh what's he about to say Luis clip that
I'll never do that
to the Bucs
or the Hawks
or the Hawks
but I'll never
clip that
please
that was awesome
never been a fan
that's crazy
I think
Gordon Hayward
gonna be perfect for it.
Okay, so he's especially
playoff run though.
He's going to really help that team
because they need somebody
who can just catch and shoot.
Shit, he about to go crazy.
Nah, he just fit.
And he more than that.
He fit what they do.
Like, they all play with big wings.
They don't really play a center like that.
I mean, shit,
Holmgren was a center,
but he ain't really a center.
Then they four men
are like people like Gordon. Like, Jalen Williams played a four. Then they four men are like people like Gore
and like Jalen Williams played a four.
Another skilled player, dribble pass shoot.
Not that big.
Probably like 6'7", 6'5", 6'6", 6'7", around there.
Same size as Gore.
And then they got Josh Giddey, 6'8".
Another wing player, guard, whatever.
They play that kind of system,
and he fit perfect right there.
He going to come off the pitch.
Hell yeah.
I told y'all.
Switch one through four.
He ain't said it.
I told y'all before the season started.
But you know,
y'all got it.
Y'all NBA analysts,
y'all got it.
I'll let y'all rock.
Nah, you can call it that.
I mean, they are a good team.
They hard, bro.
That young talent,
them niggas,
I'll say,
teams that's talented like that,
once they figure it out, bro, and niggas like to share, teams that's talented like that, once they figure it out, bro,
and niggas like to share the ball,
they gonna win, bro. Niggas are still
getting they numbers, bro.
And that's the new way of an NBA. Even look what the Knicks
is doing. Like, nobody expected the Knicks
to rebuild like this that quick, and
they ain't even do nothing crazy. They just got players
who fit they system, and they get going crazy.
Shout out to JR. Get well soon, bro.
His name's Julius Randle. Get well, Julius Randle. All-star. Ah, shit, I had to think. Get well soon, bro. His name's Julius Randall.
Get well, Julius Randall.
All-star.
Ah, shit.
I had a thing with fucking JR.
Yeah, he got to stop that.
I was really thinking,
like, damn,
nigga hurt playing golf?
Out of pocket.
I swear to God.
You're disrespectful.
Damn.
What happened to him?
He got hurt?
All right.
Shout out to Julius Randall.
My fault, bro.
I didn't know they called you JR.
It's only him.
Yeah, they do.
They go back.
Thought they called you Jew. That's on you. Yeah, they do. They go back. Thought they called you Jew.
That's crazy.
JU, hopefully.
Hey, man, the Hornets.
The Hornets really are an AAU team again.
Because I looked at them a couple days ago when Gordon was on the pitch.
And he just was sitting away.
And he was just like, yeah, it's indefinite.
He's not staying here
no more
yeah
yeah
Melo
his house
already in
Charlotte
Miles Bridges
said I'm
not leaving
he was like
it's too
fun here
I love it
here
that video
of them
buying the
jewelry is
one of my
favorite videos
I love it
here I'm
never leaving
and Melo
gifted my
nigga a
Rory like
he just got
out the
jewelry
man what
he got
him a
Rory yeah I gotta get out of the joint. Man, what? He got him a Rory?
Yeah.
I got to get on that team.
Hold on.
Mello buying Rory?
Yeah.
We got to talk about it.
What's going on?
Damn.
That's hard.
It's hard.
We got 10 days,
Charlotte, for you.
How you what?
How much money that nigga
getting buying niggas Rory?
Shit.
He just signed a 285.
I mean, yeah,
I know he got the max deal,
but damn. Puma. Puma, baby. Puma check. I mean, yeah, I know he got the max deal, but damn.
Puma.
Puma, baby.
Puma check.
I told y'all what I rock.
Call me.
What's the
not Nike
or Adidas.
If somebody had to
own some real shit,
some shit that y'all
really rock,
who y'all signing with today?
Y'all had to wear
the shoe though.
How much money
they give them?
I'll give you an idea.
Three year,
15 mil, five a year. him? I'll give you an idea. Three year, 15 mil,
five a year.
Shit,
I don't wear any
motherfucking
new balance me.
What's up?
Man,
give me,
give me a new
balance me.
Asics,
nigga,
I don't give a fuck.
Ain't a bad call.
I don't rock
them shits every day.
I was going to say
newbie too,
but I'd probably go
back to the Puma Bull.
I rock them every day too. I was going to say newbie too, but I'd probably go back to the Puma Bull. I'd rock them every day too.
I can't wear the clots.
Y'all can sign me
for a three year,
300,000.
I'll wear them every day.
You wearing Skechers
for 100K a year?
Hell yeah.
They don't want you, bro.
They don't.
I didn't try.
They ain't fucking with me.
I don't think I'd ever do that.
I would.
100K to wear some tennis shoes? Hell yeah. They ain't fucking with me. I don't think I'd ever do that. I would. 100K?
To wear some tennis shoes?
Hell yeah.
This ain't about nothing.
I mean, it ain't about nothing.
That's just, that's a crazy,
I don't know if that's good for your feet, bro.
They the most comfortable, they say.
Yeah.
I think Kim K's not wearing them for a reason.
Off the court shoes, though,
for me to even rock.
Yeah, they do.
No, you don't have to rock the J-Pubs.
Don't they make the Heelys?
Oh, that's...
You don't want to wear
the Heelys either.
That's nasty.
Fuck it.
I go all out.
I'll wear Heelys for 100, man.
I wouldn't die.
That was my fault.
After Texas.
I need a 100 after Texas.
You know what would be
fucking hilarious?
And what would fucking
boil this nigga blood
if one of his players
got in the game
and starts skating.
The guy,
I swear to God,
I'll cut him.
What was you doing?
I'll cut him.
He'll get cut that night.
This nigga might know
Bob Knight.
He'll get cut, bro.
I swear to God,
I will call a timeout
and be like,
roll your ass
right onto the locker room.
The fuck are you doing?
You're sad as fuck.
Nigga called
flex and get to
the fucking
nigga's school
or what?
Hey,
he hit a
Euro game
on that
nigga's side.
Hey,
man,
I was like,
damn.
I'm surprised
one of these
little kids did
that.
They always
try and go
viral.
I'm surprised
nobody did
that shit. I was just thinking
about that in the weekend shoes. The niggas hooping
it up like if a nigga starts skating with this
nigga. That shit would be funny as hell.
That nigga gonna lose. I was trying to leave the
turn. I didn't want to do that.
We so sad. We about to start doing
gimmicks and shit. Hey, bro.
I'm doing a
what's it called?
Bark the dog play. Me and Lubez
working on it.
Oh my God.
A nigga just start
barking in the corner
and see everybody
looking trying to get
a layup.
Fuck it.
We on that kind of shit now.
My nigga running
decoy plays.
What that shit was
called a little giant.
What was that shit?
Something to Puerto Rico?
I forgot what it said.
I feel like my nigga
Martin Lawrence
is a rebound right now.
Come on,
but y'all see,
what's that movie
Soup Dog do?
Hey,
that's one of my
favorite sports movies
of all time.
He talks all crazy
in the kitchen.
That's me.
That's definitely
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Man, that nigga Mike is
about to rob niggas ah damn what's up my nigga
it's crazy
man pray for Mike man
Mike doing alright
his prayer's been working nigga
he be on HGTV everyday
I need his prayer
let's talk about that Monique shit though
y'all been tapped in
of course
do y'all believe her
she got all the receipts y'all done tapped in of course so y'all believe her she got all the receipts
y'all believe that
well she said
she got the audio
Tyler Perry
saying whatever
that he fucked up her career
do you believe
that he owe her
if he fucked up
if he did
how much you think
he owe her
he said she fucked
he fucked up
like 10 million
he'll write it off
that's kind of crazy that 10 million just ain't like nothing to him yeah He said he fucked about $10 million. He'd write it off.
That's kind of crazy that $10 million just ain't like nothing to him.
Yeah.
All right, big girl, here goes $10.
I think she said $2 million per year for 10 years.
He got that too.
She trying to get a fucking mid-level extension.
Like, she out of pocket.
Like, all right, you and your husband go get some Big Macs.
That's how you treat that shit. Yeah. That's light paper. Yeah, like, yeah. He'll make a joke out of pocket. Like, all right. You and your husband gonna get some Big Macs. That's how you treat that shit.
Yeah.
That's light paper.
Yeah, like, yeah.
He'll make a joke out of that.
He gonna make a movie about him.
That'll be hard.
That will be hard.
That will be fire.
He just make a parody about Monique.
Fuck a diss song.
I'm making a diss movie, nigga.
That's hard.
Y'all know how big
that'll be, bro.
About this whole thing.
Like, just make, oh, that'll be hard. He make a movie. Y'all know how big that'll be, bro. About this whole thing. Like, this make...
Oh, that'll be hard.
He make a movie.
Y'all owe my nigga T some credits.
Yeah, he make a movie about a...
I don't know if you want to be in a movie, though.
Make a movie about a woman.
I be my nigga in the movie.
I'm not going to say a big woman.
I be my nigga in the movie.
Fuck it.
I'm not going to say a big woman.
She already said say fat and shit. You heard her on the interview. She said, call me fat. All that. So'm not about to say a big woman. She already said say fat and shit.
You heard her on the interview.
She said,
call me fat.
All that.
So I'm just saying
a big woman
with a husband
that was a,
not a comedian,
just make her an actress
or an entertainer
so they won't sue them
and just kind of
play that role.
She feel like
she was getting hated on
by the higher ups,
the big wigs.
Yeah.
Make a fire movie out of it.
Starring Taraji B. Hinton.
You know Taraji on that motherfucker.
You got to be careful.
She going to be the highest up.
Boy.
She going to be Oprah in that movie.
You think about it.
It's a good, it's a good concept.
I feel like this is a movie.
I'm trying to figure out what movie it is.
No, that ain't a bad idea.
It's just crazy how Hollywood be doing
motherfuckers, though.
Yeah.
Them bigger relationships,
if you got them locked in.
Shit.
And if she expecting people
to go above and beyond
and try to fuck up
they bag for her,
I don't think...
What, like Kevin Hart now?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like...
Like, Michael Blackson
kind of expounded upon that
and him to say,
I don't even really rock
with him like that,
but still, like, hey, he did what he could do for you.
Like, it wasn't his job to save your career.
But him even doing what he did should have been, like, applauded.
And then Dio Hughley snapped.
I don't know if y'all seen that.
No, what'd he say?
Basically, he called Monique a lying piece of stuff.
He was on her ass basically saying everything she said about him was cat.
And he was just like, I did what you asked me to.
Because I guess something happened on the radio show. And he was just like, I what you asked me to cause I guess something happened on the radio show
and he was just like
I pulled that out of courtesy
for you
he was just like
but the way you talked about
me and my family
and my stuff
like why are you even
speaking on me
like nobody works with you
so your family don't even like you
he was going crazy
D.L. Hughley
I like
he kinda
say niggas last name
yeah you gotta say
D.L. Hughley
that's a wild ass name
the fucking Hughley
that's a weak name Hughley just call him Hugh bro hey. Hughley. That's a wild ass name. The fucking Hughley. That's a weak name.
Hughley.
Just call him Hugh, bro.
Hey, the Hughley TV show is fire.
Yeah, you see my nigga though?
The son?
I don't want no problems.
Nah, let me leave him alone.
He not a Leonard Brown.
He with a different route.
Man, what he on?
Murder She-Ra.
Everything.
Damn.
Nigga, you see his face tattoos?
I ain't seen him.
Nigga got the whole face like he just from cartel.
Wow, he done pranked out.
Man, bless his heart.
Yeah, he went, yeah.
Respect.
I don't want no smoke here.
He on that.
He made some attempted murders.
No, that's crazy.
But I think Monique, she just trying to get her run back.
And I ain't mad at her, but just.
Where y'all rank Monique?
In the comedy with women.
Where she at?
That's tough for me to even...
My favorite is...
Nah, I don't know.
Samora.
Yeah, the nasty one.
Yeah.
The titties, yeah.
That's where I was going.
I wasn't on that,
but I'm saying like,
if she doing her stand-up...
I was a fan of
when she was in Kevin Hart,
that movie that sold plain.
I liked her on Fridays.
Yeah, she was fine.
She was the new wife.
I left Canada.
I like the...
Daddy, you gotta catch something.
I like the big old school woman too
that be with Cat Williams.
Lanell.
Lanell.
Lanell's hilarious.
Lanell's up there.
But Monique probably number one
just because of the TV show for me.
The Parkers is elite.
Yeah. Elite TV show. Where of the TV show for me the Parkers is elite yeah
elite TV show
where's that
where's that
where's that TV show
right
shit it was
it's definitely
the top tier of the UPN shows
you think
you think it's a
top five black
no
Monique
no
fuck no
top ten
not top
top five is tough
cause they had
Johnny Gill boyfriend
and that motherfucker,
the girl who sung.
Her daughter,
Professor.
Professor Ogilvy
had some of the nasty shirts.
The daughter,
she was funny.
Kim.
Kim was funny.
The white girl was thick.
Shout out to Freestyle Unity.
She was thick, though.
She was strapped,
low-key strapped.
We don't talk about her enough.
She was thick, though.
That white girl.
Nigga low-key had no bars, too.
My nigga, yeah.
His rap was ass.
T was poop.
T was ass.
I'm thinking about the dynamic of the show, though.
Nah, bro.
It might be top five.
That's a funny ass show, though.
It is a fire show.
It might be top five.
So, who has better than Martin?
D, come on, T.
Put him, just name, start naming shit.
I put him top 10.
Steve Harvey.
Okay.
Go ahead.
I might take the Parker Brothers
the Cosby's
it's getting spooky
are we just doing
the Cosby's out
that don't count
nah I wouldn't put that
in that category
before the allegations
Cosby's number one
Cosby's number one
yeah before the allegations
that's in the lead show
okay Family Matters
no are we just doing straight
Comedy shows
101
You doing good bro
101
No you're doing great bro
That's eight
You going crazy
Go crazy
Fuck
You doing good
Different strokes
Different world
Different world
Oh I don't like different world
101
Yeah
101
Oh yeah alright damn day Okay so he He just named off 10 I said top 10 For sure It's debatable world. Oh, I don't like different worlds. One on one. Oh, you already named it? Okay. So he
just named off 10. I said top 10
for sure. It's debatable.
I can't give it five. I'm thinking about
the dynamic, bro.
It's a funny ass show. Monique
and her daughter, bro, that's a
real black bitch.
Did I say first prince?
That's a single mom.
Damn disrespectful, my fault. I can relate more to the Monisha
I had both parents I'm just saying
My family dynamic outside of
Of course my household but
The Monisha bro is relatable bro
Niggas ain't even saying Moesha either
I like Moesha better than I like the Parkers
Moesha was weak
That's a weak that show bro
Frank Mitchell
is a piece of shit
he made me like
that show
yeah he
we already talked about
how you get the
worst TV does
for sure
yeah
but now that's
a terrible show
to me
my opinion
uh
it's one more
I ain't knocking
off a liking
that dog
but I agree
when um
when they got to college
when they was both
in the same community college,
bro, that shit was...
When they caught that stride,
that show was...
That Parkers was hilarious.
Oh, yeah.
That ain't going, bro.
Did y'all watch Malcolm and Eddie?
Malcolm and Eddie, yeah.
Malcolm and Eddie was cool.
That was...
If it wasn't for Nelson,
I'm fucking with it.
Yeah, Malcolm and Eddie
was like...
I'm warming up my foot,
bro.
It's the last five minutes
of the whole show going on.
I'll watch this motherfucker. I got a good question. The Parkers is top five. five minutes of the whole show. Fuck it, it's on. I'll watch this, motherfucker.
I got a good question.
The Parkers is top five.
The Parkers is top five.
So, bro,
it's better than
Wayne's Brothers?
I'm not saying,
it's the bottom of the five.
Ooh, Wayne's Brothers,
I don't,
is it better than
Wayne's Brothers?
No.
Hey.
Is it better than
Fresh Prince?
Pops, yeah,
I'm giving Wayne's Brothers
Pops.
Is it better than,
no, he's not better than Martin.
No.
Is it better than
Bernie Mac Show?
No.
No.
It's five.
It's number five. It's better than Martin. No. Is it better than Bernie Mac's show? No. It's five. It's number five.
It's five to that fifth spot.
I'm not mad at it, but it's debatable.
No, I'm putting that over Bernie's show, bro.
No, no, no, we can't do that.
Bernie, Bernie, a legend.
Did you say Jamie Foxx?
Yeah, I did.
I only watched that show because of Bernie.
Fuck them kids, bro.
And, oh, girl, she was, yeah.
She was nice.
Hey, respects. But that show was better
than the Parker. I'd be wanting to call her Loretta for whatever
reason. It's number five. What was her name?
And Steve Harvey showed
low-key better than the Parkers, bro.
It is. Nah, I can't go, man.
Bullying, that's your hard work.
DJ Wildin, bro. I can't go, man.
The dynamic, yes, bro. Bullying. It's a great show.
Romeo, Steve,
LaVita. LaVita, yeah. Regina. Thehead. It's a great show. I love it. Romeo, Steve, Seth. Nah, that show's good.
LaVita.
LaVita, yeah.
Regina.
It's the real LaVita.
I swear, nah.
The five-part.
It's like number six, seven.
It's like number six.
The dynamic of the show, bro.
The characters is what I'm saying, DJ.
Because if we count the Cosby show and shit,
she really start going wild.
Cosby was a cheat, bro.
Yeah, we can't put them in there.
If you're adding shows like that,
she's in top three.
Yeah.
But if you're just saying
comic relief shows
and like comedians,
she number six.
Because I don't think
she better than Jamie Foxx.
No, I agree.
Jamie Foxx is funny as fuck.
I agree.
I don't think she better
than Bernie Mac.
That's me.
The Bernie Mac show is funny
because he really said
fucking kids for four seasons
and I love it.
But they wasn't.
Them kids wasn't shit, bro.
Oh, Baby Girl was a real
villain in that show
and nobody speaks about it.
Yeah.
She was the worst kid.
You know what show
I used to like, though?
It's not better than
the Parkers,
but it could have been.
Hanging with Mr. Cooper.
Bro, yes it is.
I saw it on the list.
On my life,
that's better than...
I swear to God,
that show was hard.
I swear to God,
I agree, bro.
I don't think it had
enough seasons, though.
But if there's no
Hanging with Mr. Cooper,
there's no Steve Harvey show. Thanks. Hanging with Mr. Cooper, there's no Steve Harvey show.
Thanks.
Hanging with Mr. Cooper, good shit, bro.
Yes.
I'm putting that.
I don't want to, but I am.
That was hard.
That show was hard.
That show was nasty, bro.
So is that top five?
Yes, bro.
All right.
So she moved to like six or seven.
Oh, we wildin'.
Who?
Smorgasbord.
Smorgasbord is fine. Yeah, that is a five. Smorgasbord is fine. We wildin', y'all. It's We Wildin'! Smart Guy is fine.
Yeah, they is a fine.
Smart Guy is fine.
We Wildin', y'all.
It's not top five,
but it's fine.
No.
Is that the same type of show?
I mean, it's family matters.
Same shit.
Yeah, sister, sister.
Sister, sister, family matters.
Sister, sister as much as Smart Guy.
Smart Guy was funny as fuck.
I'm saying, it's like,
that's the type of...
I think when Mr. Cooper
got the same character as that.
Yeah, that's the same.
Smart Guy, though.
City High.
Smart Guy, the same. Damn, you said City High? that's the same Smart guy though City High Smart guy
Damn you said City High
I used to watch all shows
City High was fire
I used to watch every show bro
City High was fire
Yeah I might have had
Smart guy
Cause Smart guy had
Taj Moore
Taj Moore
I don't be knowing
His name
His sister was fine
Her name was Yvette
On there
Yep the two best friends
My nigga from Lion King
And Omar
Yeah they was funny
As hell
Yeah bro Yeah that's That was funny as hell. Yeah, bro.
Yeah, that's it.
Daddy was funny
to the bitch too.
Yeah, I fuck with
Smart Guy.
Yeah, Smart Guy,
we wildin'.
Damn, that's crazy.
YouTube do a poll, man.
Yeah, let us know, man.
We're the parkers.
Leave your top three
in the comments, man.
Man, that's gonna be tough
because it's a lot of,
like, I wish we had
them top, I mean, we do,
but we got Zeus
and shit now.
Like, them programmers
ain't the same no more.
Fucks. I don't even, I can't even give y'all no new TV shows now, bro. I'm so tapped out. But we got Zeus and shit now Like Them Programmers ain't the same no more Fuck
I don't even
I can't even give y'all
No new TV shows now bro
I'm so tapped out
Yeah
I still watch the old shit
To be honest
Yeah
I just finished Snowfall again
I'll go back to watch
All the classic shit again
Shit
Snowfall
Damn
Yeah Snowfall
I was trying to watch
Raising Canaan the other day
I can't take dude
Serious
The nigga playing Canaan
Yo I'm like Yo What It's so annoying I was trying to watch Raising Canaan the other day. I can't take dudes serious. The nigga playing Canaan? Yeah.
Yo, rock.
I'm like, yo, what?
Move for.
It's so annoying.
Motherfucker. I'm like, bro,
I can't take this nigga.
That nigga Ronnie's hilarious, though.
They need to...
I ain't even tapped in no more.
They need to put motherfucking...
What's my nigga?
Baby Ghost back on.
There's a nigga named Tariq.
Yeah, come on.
We need to come on back.
And you know what's crazy? He had the best rebrand because we all hated Tariq. Yeah, come on. We need to come on back. And you know what's crazy?
He had the best rebrand
because we all hated Tariq
during Regular Power.
And then when he came out
with his own shit,
everybody was like,
damn, I can't make
kind of fuck with Tariq.
Everybody forgot
he was a whole ass nigga.
Yeah.
I still hate Tariq.
Shout out to my nigga Tim.
He let his sister get smoked.
He's crazy.
He watched his sister
get smoked because of him.
He's top five pieces of shit.
But he's a demon.
He's a demon. He's a demon.
That's a wow. That show's
wow. It's so fake that I love it. I don't know
why. Oh, it's ridiculous. The last
season of Power is one of the craziest written TV
shows of all time. That's when I knew 50 was getting way
too much money. Yeah. Because they was just doing all types of
shit. Fuck it. You know what I mean? So 50 got
the best TV show on TV right now.
Bro, easily. Multiple. Yeah,
he has a universe of heat everything even
tommy's show is decent they should have uh led 50 dude uh the p valley show boy that would've
been crazy yeah he probably would have made that a little yeah they would i'm scared i ain't tapped
in since that day the rapper turned went the other way i said damn cause I don't know what's going on now
but
how did you get through
Snowfall
that second episode
in Snowfall was
the third one
where they
took Buddy over
cause they ain't show it
yeah
honestly
I binged that
first season
and when I got to that episode
I took about a week
or so off
I was like
hey if this is gonna be
consistent like this
I don't know if I can
watch this shit cause that's crazy it fucked my whole day up cause I did to be consistent like this, I don't know if I can watch this shit
because that's crazy.
It fucked my whole day up.
I did not want to hear that shit.
I ain't going to lie,
I ain't never finished no fuck.
Ah, you asleep.
I can't tap in unless I binge, bro.
I don't have the time
to watch that shit.
I ain't finished no fuck.
Like I told you,
I ain't watched Raising Canaan.
I ain't.
The only show that really
be getting my,
like I can stay in tune like that
is like real life documentary
and shit
that's me
yeah
some fairy tale
made up shit
I really can't stay
I came bro
you been fucking
with Griselda
yeah I fucked with that
cause I know like
damn this really happened
you know what I mean
yeah
I even watched
Cocaine Cowboys
last night
but me and P
was watching some movie
she told me to ask you
about today
some Tyler Perry movie with Taraji P. Henson where the nigga get rich.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, what is it?
I can't think of the name of it, but good shit, Pit Money.
Yeah.
Damn, what is the name of that motherfucker?
That's going to bother me.
I think that's it where the lady, the husband get to make the love.
Broke fire.
Yeah, we was watching that.
She was like, it's a debate who was in the right, who was in the wrong.
And I'm like, that bitch in the wrong.
What the fuck you mean?
The nigga gave her $10 million.
Nigga, move around.
Like, what you doing?
How can you be upset at me?
Nah, yeah.
Move around.
Like, what?
Nah.
She's like, he got in a wreck and she lost her kids she can't have kids
no more i'm like adopt baby yeah like they just bought this baby cash you got 10 million go buy
you one man 10 million you talking about this supposed to be my house you driving my car baby
you can buy that house in that car yeah for sure no sure. Nah, but that was... Well, we can trade and you can have all this
and I keep this 10 mil
and bounce.
Facts.
Take this off my...
That do be sad
when women can't have...
But that's some real shit, though.
Nah, that hurt, of course.
Women don't go on
to have babies.
That hurt, but I'm saying...
10 mil make it a little...
Come on, baby.
Yeah.
10 mil ease it up a little.
Yeah, you got 10.
And then she run
into the car, though.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. car though whoa don't do that
no I'm saying on the movie she ran into that
nigga car they gonna say you're victim blaming
I'm not I'm just saying she ran into the car
just the transition of the conversation
was a little
I was trying to say
you came but like nigga you
was wilding you ran into the car
exactly bro no you right.
It's just the transition
was bad.
Yeah, my fault.
Yeah.
Speaking of that,
Tyler Perry movies
are absolutely hilarious.
Like,
if you ever want to have
a bullshit good time,
go watch a random
Tyler Perry movie.
Yeah.
Because they be out of pocket.
It was so,
it was so outlandish.
Why Did I Get Married
is one of the craziest
movies of all time.
Them at that retreat.
I got a nigga that's
like the nigga who
told at the table,
for sure.
I'm not going to say
your name because
we be running off
names of this
motherfucker,
but when I saw that.
Go ahead, man.
I said,
Charles.
Charles with the bike.
It wasn't no nigga
true,
but my nigga's
named Charles.
Y'all don't
think of that.
Let's just start
naming Brandon B.
for it.
Hey, good.
Nah, I don't do my nigga like that. I don't walk in. Damn, what's up, nigga? I don't dig it let's just start naming Brandon B. and Hager nah I don't do my nigga like that I don't walk it
damn what's up nigga
I don't walk it
nah but that's a
that's a
chill
shout out to my niggas man
nah that's a
that's a fraud ass movie
nah that is a funny movie
yeah that's a fraud movie
how he did Sheila bro
how he did
Jill Scott bro
I'm like I play a lot.
I be joning, but damn, bro.
He was roasting that nigga.
Then he brought.
This is what's so fucked up about Tyler Perry.
That nigga had his bitch on the plane.
And this bitch was driving to the resort.
That's why he wild.
Because he always wilding.
In the snowy mountains.
Because nobody doing that. Yeah, bro. They both going to get a flight. We got to put him. That's why he wild Cause he always wilding Yeah In the snowy mountains Cause he not
Nobody doing that
Yeah bro
They both gonna get a flight
We gotta put him
We gotta put him
On one of the most
Fucked up niggas
In TV and movies
Yeah he always
Making us look bad
He always bro
And you be giving niggas
Bad hairstyles
It never fails
Every one of their
Hairstyles gonna be
Fucked up
It's crazy
Yes
Every nigga hairstyle
Gonna be fucked up
Look me and P
Watching the movie
Last night I was like Who made this The nigga popped Tyler Perry Look at that hair gonna be fucked up. It's crazy. Yes. Every nigga hairstyle gonna be fucked up. Look, me and P watching the movie last night,
I was like,
who made this?
The nigga popped it.
Tyler Perry.
Look at that hair.
I said,
damn,
this is a Tyler Perry movie.
Shawarma with the braids
with the bandana.
Oh, God.
They got chilled out.
That was one of the weakest.
It was brown, too.
He had a 2K starter bandana.
Oh, God.
I remember a nigga
told me I had them braids. God, beat the ass of that shit. Oh, God. I remember a nigga told me I had them braids.
God, beat that ass up.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, it was like.
Nigga, put your foot down, bro.
Yeah, I was like, these got to be fucked up.
Like, what the fuck?
I seen my nigga today.
One of my niggas in practice today had got his dreads braided.
They look like that.
I said, hey, bro, take them shits out, man.
Shout out to Titus.
Nah, it wasn't even Titus, man.
It was.
Shout out to Moona, bro.
Oh, Moona,
that's the brother
of Lydia.
D-Band
had them shits
working.
Fuck it.
Call these niggas out.
If Larry Bullsey
would have seen
that hairstyle today.
Nigga.
Oh, boy.
At Northchester,
you should make
them niggas cut
their hair, bro. Bro, Doug Mitchell make them niggas cut their hair,
bro.
Bro,
Doug Mitchell
had them boys
like those
in the military,
boy,
stashes.
You could only have
a stash.
You couldn't have
no beard,
no chin hair.
No, bro.
Straight Major Payne, bro.
Speaking of Major Payne,
one of the fun-
No, man.
They got a long legacy, bro.
The what?
The what?
The what?
The what's the best one?
My Wife and Kids is better than the Parkers.
Ooh, that's an elite TV show.
My Wife and Kids is better than the Parkers.
I'm rolling.
I didn't mean to.
I ain't shot that.
That's one of my favorite shows.
Because Junior is fucking hilarious.
That's debatable.
Junior's so slow on that show.
They made him too redacted.
Special. Some of the shit he, like, too redacted. Special.
Like,
some of the shit
he was doing
was too crazy, bro.
Junior not worse
than no girl
from Fresh Prince, bro.
Hillary?
Hell nah.
Nah, Junior's the worst.
Him and the...
He got his bitch
knocked up in the garage.
Nor Junior.
Junior and Waldo
is the same.
Boo.
I was just about to say,
I don't know who worse,
Waldo or Junior.
Ooh, that. And I'm damn near going with Junior. But at I don't know who works, Waldo or Junior. Ooh, that.
And I'm damn near
going with Junior.
But at least Junior
got a bitch in his back.
Junior got a bitch
with a body.
What if my nigga
lost his hair?
Hey, Junior girl
was hard, too.
Waldo could never.
My nigga had a
broke down whip.
Nigga, you damn near
couldn't talk to Waldo.
That nigga lived in a garage, bro.
And his girl and his baby.
Holy shit.
He's a goat.
That's your war, man.
Fuck that.
That's your top five.
Yeah, junior over Waldo.
I'm thinking we're from Hoopin' Washington
to live with his girl and his baby
and his parents' garage.
Yeah, Waldo had the cut I got on my 2K character.
They need to change that shit.
I'm really shitty.
Every time my fucking tell me my 2K,
I'll be like,
this is fucking Wado haircut.
Why the fuck?
I didn't have this shit.
Them 2K fits me weak to the bitch too.
Oh, my 2K fits.
You got to see what I got on now.
Oh my God, man.
Y'all retarded.
That's crazy.
I forgot about that show, man.
Family Matters to me is one of them hit or miss shows.
Yeah, I said,
I'm on fire.
I keep saying the R.
Look, my bad.
Go ahead, DJ.
The redacted.
Yeah, my fault.
Pretty good slow, bro.
That was cool.
My bad.
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Oh, man. Hey, today, Kobe getting a statue.
This is fire. Okay.
I don't know what it look like.
I hope we probably won't see it by the time we get done with this,
but I hope it's a fadeaway.
He's not going to be with his daughter?
Oh, if that's the case, that's even funnier than a statue.
Nah, the fadeaway, hell nah, DJ.
It's the jersey pool.
With him, like, talking shit.
The 2K boy?
Yeah, bro, do the jersey pool.
Him doing a fadeaway is Nike.
What Kobe was better to y'all? Number 8 or 24?
24 because he did.
24 did it without Shaq.
I'm saying 8 after Shaq left and he was getting 81 and shit.
Nah, that team was weak, though.
Yeah, I ain't care about that.
He already won.
I like when he was wearing Jordans and shit,
hooping and all type of PEs.
And his fro was weak.
He ain't had a fro no more. He had cut it. Yeah, he had cut the fro down. He had all them PEs and shit on. and all type of PEs And his fro was weak He ain't had a fro no more
He had cut it
Yeah he had
He cut the fro down
He had all them PEs and shit on
He had cut the fro
The snigger free agency Kobe
When he was in the A's
The forces
He was going crazy
Yeah he was going crazy
I don't know bro
But I fuck with young Kobe bro
Cause young Kobe was really
24
All star game Kobe
Like
Dunk contest Kobe
That's damn right my favorite Kobe
When he hooped in the
Reeboks
The questions No The PEs crazy I like that Kobe More than I like Like, Dunk Contest Kobe, that's definitely my favorite Kobe. When he hooped in the Reeboks, the questions.
No, the P.E.'s crazy.
I like that Kobe more than I like 24 Kobe.
Like, I ain't saying 24 Kobe, but I like that.
The rebrand.
I'm going with the rebrand.
Shout out to the rebrand.
When he started kissing his wife at halftime and shit,
I wasn't really feeling that.
I like when he was on the fence about to get divorced. He was playing for something. I'm like, fuck that. I like when he was, shit, he was on the fence about to get divorced.
He was playing for something.
I'm like,
fuck that.
I don't give a fuck about nothing.
Wow.
Yeah,
that's when the Black Mamba
was established.
Yeah,
he ain't give a fuck about shit.
He was going crazy.
Nigga going to court cases,
coming back getting 35.
He was,
yeah,
I like that Kobe.
Tyler Perry character.
Oh,
listen,
if they ever do a Kobe biography.
I'm talking about
straight basketball, bro. They better not let Tyler Perry get a hold of that shit. If they ever do a Kobe biography. I'm talking about straight basketball, bro.
They better not let Tyler Perry get a hold of that shit.
You better not be a part of anything
Kobe Bryant.
If the fake Kobe Bryant put on
one of them weak-ass Tyler Perry's
promises.
Who gonna play Kobe
in a Tyler Perry movie?
Why did I get buried?
He gonna have that nigga.
That's for more and Nah, what's the,
not Shemar,
what's the other
light-skinned nigga name?
Uh, I know who you talking about.
Vanessa Williams.
Yeah!
Boris Kodjoe!
They gonna put Boris Kodjoe
with that weak-ass
fro on there.
Ah-ha!
Was he in a movie
with that weak-ass fro?
Yeah.
Fuck, I heard him do Kobe
like that.
Hey, what's worse?
What's gonna be worse?
The Tyler Perry,
Kobe Bryant biography
or that Michael Jordan movie
that they made about him?
That's one of the worst.
That Michael Jordan.
What's that one?
What channel was that?
Family.
I can't remember.
He had the weak ass.
Oh, he was weak.
The nigga that killed people.
Yes.
Man, that was too.
That's not the worst though, y'all.
The worst one is y'all boy.
Flex.
By far the worst.
But that Michael,
sports movie,
that Michael Jordan is the worst.
Disgusting.
It gets no worse than that, bro.
Yeah.
They treat that like a hang-tie.
They had on the Black Toe 14s
the whole movie.
I said, damn,
y'all ain't gonna show
he started off in the woods.
Y'all just gonna be in the 14s the whole movie.
It's not about that.
That wasn't in the budget team.
It's not about that.
I said, this nigga got a fro with the 14-toe
black toes on.
Get the fuck out of here.
Nigga, you went to sleep with the white toes.
I'm like, nigga, y'all got to change the shoes.
That's crazy.
These people have to be making these movies
to be getting their shit off.
Niggas been making Tubi movies for a long time, bro.
We just didn't know it.
Like, I wonder where that movie,
that was on ABC Family.
It was.
And I stayed up to watch that bullshit ass movie.
I wonder how he felt when he saw that,
because at some point he had to see it.
I know he wasn't involved,
but at some point somebody made him watch it.
When they first was making it,
he probably,
he kind of do look like me.
Did he see that shit again?
He said,
what the fuck is this?
You know Mike,
that nigga don't look like me.
He ain't the blackest.
I'm just saying,
Mike couldn't find a nigga
black enough to be black.
Man,
Mike's so black.
That nigga eyes yellow.
He got s***.
Nah,
that's something else,
man.
I ain't laughing at that.
But they eyes do be yellow, bro.
No, they don't.
They do, bro.
Let's get away from this.
Who y'all got winning the Super Bowl?
I'm tired of figuring who you brought in.
I got 49ers.
Oh, you know it's Debo or Dante, baby.
Damn.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm riding with Bo.
Why they could be
coming after my fucking
NBA Youngboy,
him and Trent?
I've been a fan
ever since they got that rocket.
Why is NBA Youngboy
taking pictures
with all them trucks?
He sent us the Kobe thing.
He wilding.
It's just,
it's in the group chat.
Okay.
They holding up a finger.
Oh, this is after the
last game or something? Yeah, it was his last game. Wow, he holding up a finger. Oh, this after the last game
or something.
Yeah,
it was his last game.
Wow,
he wearing eight though.
Let's see what's up.
Uh,
damn,
dude,
we got wildfire
because this first picture
blurring the motherfucking mic.
I need to do eight on the front,
24 on the back.
That's what I learned.
Wow.
What you on? There it was. That's what I'm talking about. Put you home.
There we go.
Before we get out of here.
Which Kobe are you?
I had a crazy joke, but I'm going to chill.
I'm going to chill.
I digress.
When this posts, the Super Bowl would have been yesterday.
Yeah.
So we made predictions.
49ers.
He put 49ers.
49ers.
They both said, yo.
49ers.
Tringo crazy, bro.
Party for me, bro.
You want to bet?
I'm going Chiefs.
All right.
DJ got a bet.
I'm going Chiefs.
I got the Chiefs.
I'm not betting no Bomberos.
I'm not betting no sneakers with you.
I want them Dornbeckers.
Every time I bet some shoes with Mike, he walks around the crib or the studio, wherever he at,
he ties them around his neck
like he's a fucking New York City phone wire,
whatever this shit is.
I want them Doernbechers.
And the whole time,
Paul's, he clicking them together like Dorothy.
That is crazy.
That's it, Paul.
Clicking around your neck is crazy.
All right, end the show.
Freaking Mike back.
End the show.
Click them together while I crack you from the back. Wow. End theaky Mike back. End the show. End the show. Click them together while I crack you from the back.
Wow.
End the show, DJ.
End the show.
End the show.
That's the name of the show.
Click them together.
Luis.
The graphic just needed to be Mike
with some shoes around his neck.
Thanks.
I'm talking.
Hey.
End the show.
And on that note,
we're going to get up out of here.
Are we going to end the show now?
What y'all think Usher?
Oh, shit. We rolling. What y'all think Usher... Oh, shit.
We rolling.
What y'all think Usher
halftime show going to be like?
I think it's going to be top.
The best ever, nigga.
What's the best ever
right now, then?
Let's go.
We here.
I don't know.
That Prince purple rain
while it was raining
was elite.
Janet Jackson.
Because her titty came out.
Yep.
Damn.
That shit was trash, really.
Justin Timberlake did it.ake did a photo shoot about that.
Hey, that's true.
You did dress
shorty up as
Jenny.
I didn't know what the silhouette said.
The rebirth.
So was
Mike Justin Timberlake in the picture?
No, he had that one dude in Justin Timberlake. That picture oh lord nah nah he had that one dude
that Justin Timberlake
that's Jermaine Dupri
the real producer
in the show
answer the question
answer the question
so that was
your confession
alright
that was
Stace
JD said
the pig
nah that's
crazy
which pig
you know I thought you was talking about the woods and the pig no that's crazy which pig I thought you were
talking about the woods
and the pig
oh wow
it was his confession
now Usher gonna have
the greatest performance
ever bro
I think it's gonna be
better than him
technology bro
Prince Michael Jackson
he's better than
all them bro
Bruno Mars Beyonce
yes
when you say that can you clarify when you say that
can you clarify
when you say he's better
than all of them
you mean his
this show
yeah the performance
yeah come on now
just make it
I was clarifying
yeah shit Mike
I respect that
but yeah
don't
you think it's gonna be better
than Beyonce
had a phenomenal show
no it's gonna be MJ's bro
yeah MJ's was crazy
I think it's just
the screen bro
they did a screen I don't's just the scream bro they did the scream
I don't
I just think
Usher got just
the catalog
would you say
Usher catalog
is better
I think
the music
that he picks
and the performances
like he's
I seen the people
he gonna have
Lil Jon
Lil Chris
and like
I think
and y'all gotta think
he had time
to prepare for this
he gonna have
he gonna play
yeah
that's one of my
least favorite
Usher songs
but I mean I understand it's one of his biggest songs but, that's one of my least favorite Usher songs. But I mean,
I understand it's one of his
biggest songs.
Yeah.
But it's not one of my favorites.
What song y'all wanna hear?
Yeah, hear Black.
I seen Lil Wayne say
you wanna hear
Nice and Slow.
He is crazy.
You can perform that.
I let it hear Superstar.
I be fire.
What song you wanna hear, Mike?
I think he's gonna play
all of his favorites.
He gonna play all the pop songs?
He gonna play all the pop songs.
Oh my God. I don't wanna hear that. He gonna his favorites. He's going to play all the pop songs? He's going to play all the pop songs. Oh, my God.
I don't want to hear that.
He's going to play hype.
He's going to do, to the window, to the wall.
Hey, Lil Jon do that.
That's fire.
That's hard.
To the sweat drop down my balls.
Bring Lil Jon out.
Oh, Ski Ski is crazy.
You know what's crazy?
I used to be so hype in the club.
I really would be sweating.
And I would go over my girl house.
Damn. I'd wash over my girl house. Damn.
I'd wash up in the shower.
I'd take a little, what you call it, a bird bath?
My boy was knocking.
Yeah, I'd take a whole bath.
He was knocking pH balancers off.
Nah, man, I did a whole
bath, bro.
It's funny you said that,
because me and my niggas was talking about that.
Like, nigga, we really used to just lead a game
and go
to the club
but I did
and I used to go home
and shower real quick
that's crazy
y'all had showers there
niggas ain't showered
at Pike nigga
you get gang great
oh I thought you meant
at the uh
like weight grade
yeah you said the club
I'm thinking like
I'm talking about
when we was in
when we was 15
I wasn't the same bro
now y'all out of pocket
niggas in the facility is crazy you and bro now y'all in the pocket I'm talking about
when the facility is crazy
you and Josh Smith
y'all wildin
nah
hell nah
you can't leave the facility
y'all taking a shower
you're gonna get fined
for that shit
damn for real
yeah I'm talking about
when you
especially at the Hawks
you used to get fined for that
if you didn't take a shower
niggas tell on you
nigga your teammates
that nigga didn't shower
he took a shower pill
that's what they call it
nigga took a shower pill
pay up nigga
But nah I'm talking about
When we was in high school
When we 14
When that song came out
Windows to the wall
15 whatever it was
I definitely wasn't showering
After them Pike games
I used to be shitty nigga
Speaking about like
Hooping and shit
I used to be shitty
When I had gym
In the middle of the fucking day
Oh that was the weakest shit
I had a raw fit
I'm like god damn
Nigga I wore AP I had AP raw fit. I'm like, God damn.
Nigga, I wore AP,
I had APC every morning.
Seven o'clock, nigga.
It was over.
Well, I used to tell the little,
my little Mexican homeboy,
hey, spray that ax over there so I can walk through that bitch.
Damn.
He had a teammate.
Nigga, I used to,
I used to open the ax,
it's crazy.
I didn't want it too strong,
I just wanted a little hit.
That's the nigga. I used to wash an axe. It's crazy. I didn't want it too strong, though. I just wanted a little hit. That's the nigga.
I used to wash my nuts
in the...
Wash my nuts
in my underarms, nigga.
Yeah, bro.
My mom used to give me wipes, nigga.
I used to have to bring
a bar of soap, nigga.
Wash my nuts
in my underarms with a towel.
Then try to be smooth
and be like,
hey, hit that little axe
over there
because I'm going to walk through it.
Don't spray that motherfucker
on me, though.
Oh, shit.
Hey, how many niggas you know
used to take that axe to that dead motherfucker gym uniform though. Oh, shit. Hey, how many niggas you know used to take
that accident,
that motherfucker gym uniform
that they take home?
Nigga, niggas just do
the underarms like this.
Nasty niggas.
That shirt be stiff
to the motherfucker.
Nigga, motherfucker be
yellow under the pits, nigga.
And that white uniform
getting drenched.
That fuck used to be yellow.
Vanilla ass arms.
Man, it was nigga name.
Man, I ain't gonna say
it was nigga name. This nigga jersey wasilla-ass arms. Man, it was a nigga name. Man, I ain't going to say it was a nigga name.
This nigga jersey was so yellow, bro.
Man, bro, get the fuck away from me.
He ain't give a fuck.
Football nigga tooks.
I'm brand.
Well.
I was like, what?
He was a dirty nigga, boy.
Shout out to Glenn Robb and the Axe.
Oh, yeah.
They did say that shit. When he said it, I was having flashbacks. I ain't spray it on me. I walked through that motherfucker, though. Shout out to Glenn Robb and the Axe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did say that shit.
When he said it,
I was having flashbacks.
I was like,
I ain't sprayed on me.
I walked through
that motherfucker, though.
Yeah.
Bro didn't have no wipes,
no nothing.
Yeah, he just threw the Axe on.
Nigga said,
I shot a thousand shots.
Throw the Axe on.
I was like,
nigga, you ain't use no soap,
like, birdbathin' at all?
Nigga,
especially like when
we used to have to go swimming.
Ooh, that chlorine.
Man, nigga,
my eyes come back red.
I remember I told them, I act like the girls,
they be like, we on our period.
I'm like, I can't swim.
I can't go over.
I can't go under the water, bro.
That's crazy.
Because, nigga, y'all be like, shit, y'all can't do that.
I must have used to talk to a strong bitch back in the day.
I ain't never thought about that.
That bitch loves swimming.
Red day, blue day.
Damn. Yeah. A max. Red day, blue day. Damn.
A maxi-tip top.
That motherfucker.
That bitch was
the real WWF.
Fuck,
I didn't know bitches
got hall passes
for period days.
Yes.
Shout out to
Sherelle Clinton.
That motherfucker
was on her period
for four months
straight, baby.
I'm like,
God damn,
you still bleed?
She said,
every day.
Every day is crazy.
I said,
you need to go to the doctor.
Your menstrual cycle
fucked up.
Damn.
Because I thought
she was for real.
She's like,
nigga,
I ain't swimming,
nigga.
I'm going to stay
with my period every day.
That's great.
I never do that.
We didn't have no pool
at Ripple's.
I didn't know that.
They had y'all niggas.
Them niggas had to swim
in a water fountain. They got splashed. People were't know that. They had y'all niggas. Them niggas had to swim in a water fountain.
Niggas splashing each other.
We just sat down and watched a movie.
I just jumped in.
I just went.
Niggas hold their breath when they see you.
The niggas in the canal.
We had that motherfucking, what you call it, CPR shit.
Mouth to mouth and all that shit.
Niggas just dying for no reason to ripple. That's crazy. They did have a pool. They was hoes for that. I? CPR shit. Bounce and bounce and all that shit. Nigga just died
for no reason to ripple.
That's crazy.
Nigga really did have a pool.
They was hoes for that.
I hated swimming.
I hated that shit.
It was the worst thing ever.
Man.
Damn.
Was it co-ed though?
It was co-ed, wasn't it?
Yup.
That was the only fun part
till they told you
you really had to swim
or you wasn't going to pass.
Damn.
Nigga had to jump off
that diving board.
Nigga, I damn near died.
That's one of the worst
shits ever.
I got out the way.
I was like, I can do all the swimming,
but I'm cool on swimming.
Me and my niggas was lifeguards.
So y'all know how to swim.
Yeah, I know how to swim,
but I had braids at that time.
You know, once you go swimming, it's murder.
It's done.
And you was not wearing no shower cap with Mr. Stewart.
No, sir, take that off.
I'm like, boy, you so...
Damn, man.
He was so...
Redacted. Man, he was so redacted
man
and so
redacted
I need a redacted button
he was so
left handed
oh god
he was going left for sure
yeah
with the hessy
I was like
I'm like damn
they look like
Kobe getting a Doc Rivers treatment
on that note
we about to get
a fight in here
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RP to be
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I used to do a
club 520 game
why are you pointing
they can't see the camera
Luis please don't zoom in
we don't need to zoom in
fuck it
we'll see y'all next week
man he said he had the the cut Doc Rivers cut he definitely got the Doc Rivers cut Please don't zoom in. We don't need to zoom in. Fuck it. We'll see y'all next week.
He said he had to buy the cut.
Doc Rivers cut.
He definitely got the Doc Rivers cut.
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