Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on NBA All-Star Weekend, Shannon Sharpe vs. Mike Epps, Mahomes vs. Manning

Episode Date: February 15, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 40 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss the upcoming NBA All-Star Weekend in Indianapolis where Jeff thinks Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is going to win MV...P and that Damian Lillard is the man to beat in the 3-Point Contest. Later, the guys discuss the beef between Shannon Sharpe and Mike Epps, as well as compare Patrick Mahomes to Peyton Manning after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl over the San Francisco 49ers. 00:00 - Introduction04:40 - Patrick Mahomes vs. Peyton Manning12:25 - Usher Halftime performance 18:00 - Shannon Sharpe vs. Mike Epps28:10 - Keith Lee30:00 - Larsa Pippen33:00 - Travis Kelce shoved Andy Reid35:00 - NBA All-Star Game37:10 - Beyonce doing country music42:00 - Eminem and Justin Bieber #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:44 time michaela Schifrin. Michaela talks about the ski accident that changed everything for her, performing while going through grief and what it's like to release the pressure of being the GOAT and so much more. Like I have no right to be winning this race. I really probably shouldn't even be doing it,
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Starting point is 00:02:17 My dog, Bishop B. Henshiff. Out to Pearl East. How you what? Cool and nasty. Let's get to it. We got a lot to talk about today. Yeah, there's a whole lot of shit going on. But before we start the episode, last promos, last time y'all gonna see this.
Starting point is 00:02:29 You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. Well, when y'all see this, it will be today. Get your tickets, goddammit, for the all-star celebrity basketball game at Warren Central High School. Then we got all-star Lounge, 56 in Georgetown, right next to the Subway and the PBC Cleaners
Starting point is 00:02:48 for the nasty after party. The nasty after party in Subway. No Jussie Smollett. Get there before 12 so you don't get whacked at the door with them prices. Yeah, don't call us.
Starting point is 00:02:58 No after pay. No after pay? No after pay. Shout out to the Klarna niggas. For sure. Hey, All-Star weekend, a lot of niggas
Starting point is 00:03:04 gonna use the after pay in Klarna. Respect. I love it. I'll spend the Klarna niggas. For sure. A lot of, hey, all-star weekend, a lot of niggas gonna use the afterpay and Klarna. Respect. I love it. I'll spend the same. Ah, yes. It's the new little way. Out the gate.
Starting point is 00:03:11 To my right, my dog, young Nacho, young Teague. How you up, man? Feeling good, man. These Dennis Robbins was about to go.
Starting point is 00:03:19 They wouldn't. Shit, I'm winning the vault for these. I ain't seen them in a minute. I just felt like putting them on.
Starting point is 00:03:24 The black ones are the hardest ones? By far. Respect. By far. Yeah, I wasn't involved for these. I ain't seen them in a minute. And I just felt like putting them on. The black ones was the hardest ones? By far. Respect. By far. Yeah, I don't even think it's close. Yeah, by far, the black ones was the hardest. Well, I've been lucky he had heat. Yeah, he had some.
Starting point is 00:03:35 His shoe game was damn near hard. But y'all see them prices in Vegas they had for a drink? Nigga, it was a Pepsi and a Gatorade cost $29, nigga. Or it's... Individually or together? Together. That's a nasty combo. Nigga, what?
Starting point is 00:03:53 Man, I said, ain't no way in hell I can make it in Vegas, nigga. Super Bowl Sunday, $29 for a Gatorade and a Pepsi? Man, I'm cool. When people were just like,
Starting point is 00:04:02 I keep seeing people on my timeline leave Sunday morning or they ain't staying for the game I'm like nigga you know how hard it is to go to one of them games on an affordable situation
Starting point is 00:04:09 yeah that's a comma what Floyd paid 1.1 for a suite Erica Wheeler was in that motherfucker E-Weasy was in that
Starting point is 00:04:17 she was in there what great seats well she bought some Super Busties you know Adidas probably took care of her she was sitting behind a goal post.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah. Great seats. I seen Bubba Dub in the suite with Floyd. Shout out to Crenshaw. Crenshaw had the time. My nigga Crenshaw kept us updated all weekend. I seen Zaire flexing with the suit in there. I said, look at you.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Strong as hell. Damn nigga, breathe, nigga. Breathe. That nigga had his strong face on and shit. Shout out to my nigga, man. Shout out to my niggas in the trenches. But hey, Dion. I mean, Dion's dropped again.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Yeah. We've seen that happening, right? We've seen it when he's going back to Colorado. You think we're going to get back to a point where lifestyle shoes like that, like, is everyday shoes again? Because everybody went to, like, ones and now everybody else
Starting point is 00:05:05 is wearing whatever random bullshit now everybody wearing Sambas and Dunks you think wherever we get to the time where like people was casually wearing
Starting point is 00:05:12 Nike basketball shoes again or like the retro shoes like that I think D-Book tried to do that with his first shoe like to where you could rock it
Starting point is 00:05:21 off the court but uh yeah everybody's so designer right now. I don't see it happening in the near future. But shit, all I got to take is one rapper just say I wear hoop shoes with my jeans
Starting point is 00:05:36 and little kids fuck with it and it's up. Yeah, I seen Hov try to pull back out the... That's not quite the same. Yeah, we don't care. I'm rocking them. If they drop, I'm getting them, ho. If they drop, I had them. Emory sent me a pair.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I swear to God, I wore them. Signed them too. Emory signed a whole sign. Me the one. I'm a fan of Emory too. Nah, facts. Emory the GOAT. Nah, legendary comeback story.
Starting point is 00:06:01 For sure. But obviously Super Bowl, obviously it happened. Your team lost. Yeah. Told you so. I mean, Cowboys. Shout out to Cam Newton. Cowboys been at home.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Don't do that. We don't talk about that. The ultimate game manager, Dak Prescott. And his twin was right there playing. Brock Murphy. Fucking sold us, bro. You got to score that in overtime. We got to get a touchdown.
Starting point is 00:06:23 We got to set up for a field goal. That's crazy. Tony Romo said something so smart on there, bro. You got to score that in overtime. We got to get a touchdown. We got to set up for a field goal. That's crazy. Tony Romo said something so smart on there, though. He was like, shit, you playing the champs. They've been here before. Nigga, you got to go for it on fourth down. Fuck it. Every time.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Like, fuck it. We there. You just got to go. Fourth and four. Fuck it. Try your luck. That shit. Y'all knew y'all wasn't going to win when fucking Pat Mahomes got the ball back.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Everybody in the world knew it was over. Niggas start packing up at the crib. Yeah, it's shit over. True. The party was over. Where did you put Pat? You already know where to put him. Two?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Two, behind the goal. Yeah, he too. Tom Brady. But he definitely out. We had this debate. This is how you're trying to get to it. All right, fuck it. We here.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Everybody in Indianapolis love fucking Peyton Manning. I do too. I like Peyton. But Everybody in Indianapolis love fucking Peyton Manning. I do, too. I like Peyton. But Patrick Mahomes is better than Peyton Manning. For how long was Peyton Manning here? Too fucking long.
Starting point is 00:07:13 A long time. He got y'all one Super Bowl. 99 to 2012. 98 to 2012. He gave y'all one fucking Super Bowl. That's what, 14 years? Yeah. Too damn long.
Starting point is 00:07:21 In 14 years, 13 of them years, he let y'all down. Woo! One year, he gave y'all a Super Bowl. Y'all had good teams. Out of and 14 years 13 of them years he let y'all down one year he gave y'all a Super Bowl y'all had good teams out of his 14 years his first year was piss poor
Starting point is 00:07:30 y'all had probably 10 years where he had a good team and if it wasn't for Rex Grossman y'all wouldn't have that one I ain't gonna do it I'm not a Colts fan
Starting point is 00:07:38 but I just think Peyton Manning is a better passer than Pat Mahomes 10 years out of his 14 years, I had a good team. You think he a better passer? I mean, 2013. I just think he good better because he go up to the line and say.
Starting point is 00:07:51 His 15th year in the league, bro. He had his best season ever, bro. Threw it for over 5,000 yards, 55 touchdowns, and got a bowl. I don't think it was that year he threw for 5,000 yards. 2013, bro. That's when they won the shit. I don't think it was. I he threw for 5,000 yards. 2013, bro. That's when they won the shit. I don't think it was. I think it might have been
Starting point is 00:08:08 the year before. You too fact-checked me, but I think it was 2013 when the Broncos won. And that was his later years, bro. Payne been consistent. The year before, he had won a championship.
Starting point is 00:08:18 He got carried by the defense. Yeah, the next year, he got carried the whole year. In the game. Then he got threw 55 touchdowns in 2013. They ain't getting carried by no defense. We got to fact check that one.
Starting point is 00:08:27 All I'm saying, though, is that Peyton Manning, for him not to have no legs, bro, the nigga stayed in the pocket. The nigga literally had the best O-line fucking football for... I don't know how many... When he was in his prime, he had elite running backs and one of the best wide receiver quarters of all time. Facts.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I ain't going, bro. I respect he murdered it, but Pat Mahomes, you see what they gave him? With Marvin Harrison, I give him that. I said that part. I mean, that's now, though.
Starting point is 00:08:54 That's now, though. I mean, he had teammates. He won last year with all. I'm not going to say he made Tyreek Hill, but all them dudes, they wasn't first round picks and shit. Like, Travis Kelsey won a first round pick. Bro, they're the first team to win a Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:09:05 when their receivers led the league in drops, basically. That's crazy. They told Tony, hey, bro, don't even pull up. DNPU. You healthy, we don't care. Travis Kelsey is a big help, bro. Travis Kelsey is one of the best tight ends of all time. I don't disagree.
Starting point is 00:09:18 That's just like with Tom Brady and them playing with Gronk and them. So, I'll give y'all that. Yeah. But so far as a passer, just to me, I just feel like Peyton Manning maximizes his targets better. Man, Peyton Manning do what Peyton Manning do outside the pocket running away from people.
Starting point is 00:09:34 That's tough. That's what I give him though. Because he got wheels. He got great targets. He got wheels, bro. He's mobile. Bro, if you got Peyton Manning, Reggie Wayne,
Starting point is 00:09:42 Marvin Harrison, Dallas Clark. Perry Manning won with less talent, too. He threw 55 touchdowns with less talent. Are you talking about that Broncos team? They're not as good as the Colts. That's one of the best defenses of all time. Well, I'm talking about his offense, though. He had niggas who could catch the ball.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Not like the, um, damn, um. Yeah, my boy. That passed away. Yeah, I can't even. Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark, Joseph Adai, Ezra James. I get that, bro. But when he left them, niggas,
Starting point is 00:10:16 he didn't have those Hall of Fame wide receivers at his next destination, and he won. He threw 55 touchdowns, 5,000 yards, bro. So he threw them to regular players like. Put it this way. Circumstances. Pat Mahomes is 28. He got 10 more years to break.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Stay healthy, Pat. All that shit. But you got to do that. You got to stay healthy. You're eight. You're eight, seven, eight, whatever. Three and eight. It's tough.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Come on, bro. This ain't even a conversation, bro. This ain't even a conversation, bro. This ain't even a conversation, bro. I told you, he let y'all down for four. And this is the worst team he's had. I was just talking about just pure hitting your targets. He let y'all down for 13 years. Fuck it with your targets.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I'm giving it to Peyton. All around, hell yeah, for sure. Duh, he can run. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I'm not arguing that at all. Jeff was just shitting on the nigga Legacy, bro. Like, the nigga wanted—it's hard to win Super Bowls in multiple franchises. I just said—
Starting point is 00:11:09 That's a fact. Like, niggas don't do that, bro. He changed the team around, bro. Kansas City never traded him. They don't give a fuck. He break his neck. Pat Mahomes ain't going nowhere. Never.
Starting point is 00:11:20 We never—like, it was disrespectful to trade Payton. And I'm glad he— It wasn't, bro. I'm glad he wouldn't got a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, drop the bone out. Yeah, I'm glad he It wasn't bro I'm glad he Oh yeah I heard say drop the bone out Yeah I'm glad he went And got a Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:11:28 It wasn't bro He had Andrew Luck bro You gotta think for the future That's a business move It was But You had that type of Quarterback available bro
Starting point is 00:11:35 You gotta get him You do Let's keep it a being y'all I don't disagree Circumstances were different But you gotta let him sit A little bit like If Pat
Starting point is 00:11:41 If Pat comes across that time In his 14th, 15th year, niggas is going to the drawing board, bro. Yeah, but they're going to let him walk out the door first. If we got a fucking Lamar Jackson sitting there and we can get him, all right, Pat, what you want?
Starting point is 00:11:55 You going to let him walk out the door? It's going to be on Pat's terms, though. Aaron Rodgers walked out. Like, all right, I'm ready. I'm ready to leave. Aaron Rodgers walked out the door, walked back in, and walked back out.
Starting point is 00:12:04 He played with the Packers every single year. That's how that was supposed to be done. Yeah. He was fucking with them. Just for stat purposes and completion percentage, Patrick Mahomes is more accurate than Peyton Manning. 66.5%. He hasn't thrown as many balls yet.
Starting point is 00:12:20 You can't go off that. Just off percentages. No, but you can't do that, though. Peyton, he hasn't thrown as many balls how many playoff wins did Peyton Manning have before 29 I'm just giving you
Starting point is 00:12:30 the other stat he hasn't played football since Tad you can't judge a nigga that's been in the league 20 years based off of before he just got
Starting point is 00:12:39 to the league I compare what they did in their first time period yeah you can compare their first 7-8 years that's Peyton Manning playing for 17 years also That's Pat Mahomes. That's Pat Mahomes.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Also. It's a long time. One thing we have to say that we're going to say about Pat Mahomes. He threw 28-2 his first year. That could put a dent in Peyton. Peyton played in the Tom Brady era. We're going to say a lot of niggas didn't get rings because of Pat Mahomes. Who did Pat Mahomes win a Super Bowl against?
Starting point is 00:12:59 YouTube. Who did he win against? Yeah. What did league quarterbacks did Pat Mahomes have to face or go up against? We can move on to the What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Who did a league quarterback that fucking Payton have to win a Super Bowl against? Payton Manning had to get through the best motherfucker in the world. I mean, yeah, he did.
Starting point is 00:13:19 So, duh. It doesn't make a difference going through. You're not going to play him because I got to get through you to get him. He just played the number one seeds, beat both of them. I'm just saying, the two quarterbacks that Pat Mahomes,
Starting point is 00:13:30 the three quarterbacks that Pat Mahomes went up against and beat ain't the caliber of quarterbacks that Peyton Manning had to. You know who beat him? Baby bro beat him. Baby bro beat him? He was Rodney riding Eli yesterday. He was riding Paul. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:13:48 Baby bro beat him, I'm just saying. He was going crazy. What are you talking about? Eli won. Shout out to Dirty Eli, man. Shout out to the lineage. I love Dirty Eli.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I love Dirty Eli. It wasn't too hard. Eli beat him. He got to the end. He did it, bitch. Sometimes it goes like that. Eli beat him. Who was it that got that
Starting point is 00:14:05 wild ass catch in that game? Carucci, your old nigga. No, that was not Victor Cruz. It was. No, you talking about the crazy catch
Starting point is 00:14:14 in the game. The helmet catch. What's his name? I forgot his name. I forgot the nigga. It wasn't Victor. No, no.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Shout out to Victor though. I thought it was Victor. I forgot the nigga name. I always wonder how Victor Cruz felt about that Chris Brown and Carucci picture where he like standing on, man. I always wonder how Victor Cruz felt about that Chris Brown and Karrueche picture where he, like, standing on the curb. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:28 No pic. Does he feel like... Please! Does he feel like Swiss Beats when he saw Alicia Keys on stage? Y'all get into that then. How y'all feel? Usher out of pocket. I told y'all.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Usher was out of pocket. I told y'all, bro. It's time to fight. Somebody got to... Somebody got to put hands on Usher, bro. Enough is enough. She was playing Doug Doug Goose with that nigga.
Starting point is 00:14:51 She was going his way. He was going his way. He was there. He was like, ah. Kick him in. But the nigga did the fake smack the ass and said, I said, he's out of the fight.
Starting point is 00:15:01 How about your boy going through Will.i.am legs? That is insane. That's what I told you. That's what of the box. How about your boy going through Will.I.Am legs? That is insane. That's what I told you. That's what I told you. The performance went down. I said, he had tapped into a ditty moment. It wasn't when Jermaine Dupri came out?
Starting point is 00:15:13 It wasn't when Jermaine Dupri came out? I don't know. He came out the legs. I said, what the fuck? Nigga said that Jermaine Dupri definitely came out like a new boy. But it was so fluid. Like, it was so... I was like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:15:28 And you watch it in slow motion, his, like, back leg buckled. So when he tried to get up, it looked super crazy. Because he was still on skates. Like, why the fuck are you going through a grown man's legs, bro? Who's more in the wrong, though?
Starting point is 00:15:40 Alicia or Usher? Usher, because we've seen this before. So we're not blaming both parties equally she was moving away from him she was scared she was scared he was singing
Starting point is 00:15:50 he got real aggressive when he grabbed her he said fuck it you ain't going nowhere now she smiled she leaned her head back and smiled yeah she said
Starting point is 00:15:56 but it's not I think it's a part it's a performance yeah they both nah bro that wasn't that was part of the video but they did not
Starting point is 00:16:04 do that in rehearsals I'm just they did not do that in rehearsal. They didn't do it in rehearsal. Flashback, bro. That nigga Swizz was probably like, I'm going to write this shit. Swizz felt like Ray J with Kardashian, bro. At first, bro. It was just a moment, bro.
Starting point is 00:16:20 One of the greatest, one of the greatest performances ever, bro. If not the greatest. One of them, for sure. He Performances ever If not the greatest One of them for sure That was He said it was better than Mike Yeah I'm gonna say number one
Starting point is 00:16:30 But I say One of the greatest For the I think Prince is still the best Cause there's no way in hell Purple Rain really came down When he was singing That sprinkling system bro
Starting point is 00:16:40 That Fuck it It sold me Cause I said damn It's really started raining in Miami when Prince started singing Purple Rain yeah Prince had
Starting point is 00:16:47 Jermaine Dupri out there dressed like a Mexican girl in her Quintanilla cause them socks with the motherfucking shoes was insane motherfuckers said that nigga was dressed
Starting point is 00:16:55 like the Monopoly man I was rolling somebody called nigga Junior for my wife and kids cause I was crying did y'all see the memes that were ushering
Starting point is 00:17:03 somebody called that nigga the Addams Family girl cause she dressed like Wednesday nigga I was rolling did y'all see the memes That were ushering Somebody called that nigga The Addams Family girl Cause she dressed like Wednesday Nigga I was rolling Did y'all see the memes That were ushering At least that nigga said
Starting point is 00:17:12 My work wife That's how your bitch Gonna be on Wednesday On Valentine's Day Where her work husband That's pathetic man Nah I seen one where Somebody said Tuesday
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Starting point is 00:19:43 performing while going through grief, and what it's like to release the pressure of being the GOAT. And so much more. Like, I have no right to be winning this race. I really probably shouldn't even be doing it. But I'm here, so I will win. Listen to this episode of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. New from Embedded. Who gets to compete as a woman? This question came up in ugly form at the Paris Olympics, but it's not new. If she runs like a man and talks like a man, is she a man?
Starting point is 00:20:20 Hear about the long history of sex testing women athletes on Tested, a new series from CBC and NPR's Embedded podcast. Listen to all episodes on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Shout out to the day after Valentine's. That's a real one. Man, that shit is funny. Damn, the day after gets some love too? I didn't know that. What's worse, the day before or the day after? Day after,? I didn't know that. What's worse, the day before or the day after? Day after, bro.
Starting point is 00:20:47 Day after, bro. Day after is bad. That's CBS. Everything 50% off. Yeah. It's crazy. Day after bad too, especially this year.
Starting point is 00:20:53 You text by all Valentine's Day on All Stars. They pull up to All Stars on 56th. That's our part? For the day after. If I see a couple
Starting point is 00:21:04 pics of all stars I'm reposting y'all because I'm 520 people bye bitches lemon drops for the V-Day with the photo
Starting point is 00:21:12 booth up the day after we ain't talking about the pill hell no some of them too them gonna be on sale too
Starting point is 00:21:21 you know they know where they at blue shoe they got the gummies now the plan B gummies I'm going to be on sale too. You know they know where they at. Blue shoes. They got the gummies now? The plant bee gummies is crazy. They can't have them in Indiana, can they? Can you have plant bees in Indiana?
Starting point is 00:21:35 I don't know. Mike said we should probably... No, because they put the laws on her, Mark. My fault. I know where you can get them. Pro choice. Love what you want to love. Right, J-Boy? I know where you can get them pro choice love who you wanna love right J-Boy I know where you can get them though
Starting point is 00:21:48 you got the plug it's a skin it's my color the name the first part is my skin color and the other word is market olfacts they got all crazy
Starting point is 00:22:00 on that I'm thinking brown nigga oh black the brown market's crazy I'm thinking brown, nigga. Oh, black. The brown part gets crazy. I'm going to find like 125 on there. 125 is crazy. Yeah, you got to take a chance at that point. It just furs up.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Hopefully I miss. Hey, man, that Usher performance was crazy though for that nigga to come out full stride skating was crazy her guitar solo was insane yeah
Starting point is 00:22:30 yeah I like her a lot bro she might be my favorite female artist right now yeah she is dope yeah she hard her playing that guitar
Starting point is 00:22:39 like that is amazing elite I thought it was fake I'm like it's no way they like nah she really do that damn that's hard I didn't know who the fuck Will.I.Am was I was fake. I'm like, there's no way. They like, nah, she really do that. Damn, that's hard. I didn't know who the fuck Will.i.am was.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I was like, is that Kanye? I didn't know. It was just a Brandon Ball nigga. That motherfucking mask. I was like, wow. Then he went through the legs. I was done. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:57 But I got a question, because I always had a debate. I used to get them mixed up, Ella Mai and her. Like, who y'all think a better artist? I got to say her. Me too. Out of respect. I mean, I like both of them mixed up, Ella Mai and her. Who do y'all think are better artists? I got to say her. Me too. I respect. I mean, I like both of them. They both can sing for sure.
Starting point is 00:23:13 But yeah, I just wonder because I was like, damn. Only her because she play instruments. That's the only reason why I'm taking her. Yeah, that's different. She dope. That's different for sure. But like we said, Chiefs got Super Bowl, worst team ever. And then right after we got Super Bowl,
Starting point is 00:23:29 we went straight to Mike Ips and Shannon Sharp. That's crazy. That's crazy. That is crazy. Hopefully they can figure it out. But it went too far. It did. Mike Ips just did some Indianapolis shit.
Starting point is 00:23:43 That's nap shit. I don't fight. But you're in my city doing all this stuff. But you're in my city? What the fuck? I was like, yeah, this is not going to end well.
Starting point is 00:23:50 But I'm glad, I think y'all said they ended it. Yeah, they cleaned it up. The niggas tagged us and they was like, y'all got to solve this.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I was thirsty. I was trying to text Mike, like, you want to come on here and speak your peace, King? You and Mike about to be Shannon and Monique? Yeah, I was about to be Mike like, you want to come on here and speak your peace, King? You and Mike about to be Shannon and Monique? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I was about to be there like, go ahead, man. Get it off your chest, man. What did he say that you didn't like? What was the DM really saying? I would have been here like that. What's crazy is
Starting point is 00:24:17 these niggas as old as hell argued about the DM confirmation. I thought that being the basis of the beef was crazy. That is pretty funny. Nah, it is. It's a little weird, but I think it'd be
Starting point is 00:24:27 deeper than that, bro. Niggas is human, bro. It's like shit, bro. You got a platform, bro. So how you using your platform? You abusing it, calling me out my name,
Starting point is 00:24:37 blah, blah, blah. It's cool, but when you get to lying on my name, I'm going to address it. Say, oh, they probably shouldn't be doing it.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That's cool It's lame Whatever y'all wanna say Niggas are still human I respect it I agree I respect what Shannon said Like shit
Starting point is 00:24:51 Don't be lying on me nigga But I also think It's funny how Mike responded But I think the funniest shit Is Corey Holcomb responding To both of them Yeah I ain't talking about it
Starting point is 00:25:02 But if y'all ain't seen it That nigga's crazy it's real beef in the streets yeah I wonder I don't even care you know everybody just ignores him for a reason
Starting point is 00:25:13 because niggas don't want to get that nobody don't want no beef with Corey Holcomb bro when I see him in that that Jordan sweatsuit with the velour hat I say yeah
Starting point is 00:25:20 he's on here straight bullshit today he was talking about his daughter was crazy yeah y'all my mama he's like here on straight bullshit today. He was talking about his daughter was crazy. Yeah. Yeah, my mama. He's like, I don't give a fuck about that bitch.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I said, damn. You can't say that about your seed, bro. You're out of my head. He a different nigga. I fuck with his show. I fuck with Corey. He one of my favorite comedians. You cannot win going back and forth with a comedian.
Starting point is 00:25:42 They do this for a living. You're going to lose, bro. Facts. Yeah, because D.L. Hughley and Tune. Shannon, it's Shannon's fault why all this shit got cracking, though.
Starting point is 00:25:51 It ain't really his fault. It is, bro. Because he got the platform? You let motherfuckers come on there and talk they shit and now motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:25:58 going to start throwing you in. You going to be a part of the jokes, bro. That's how shit go. I think the thing that's not fair about that is the people who can't get to that platform is just shitting on it really bad. Like, Corey Hawkins was
Starting point is 00:26:10 funny, but a lot of that was hate, because you know he's never gonna bite you in that platform. Yeah, and it's no diss to Shannon. I'm saying, though, like, nigga, his platform got the shit cracking. But now you in it? It did. It shit is cracking, though. Yeah, his shit slapping, bro. Like, motherfuckers is coming on there, nigga, like he, Gayle King, and Oprah. Oh, his shit's slapping, bro. Like, motherfuckers is coming on there, nigga, like he,
Starting point is 00:26:26 Gayle King and Oprah. Oh, God. I seen him at the game last night. It's not no more. You seen Gayle? I said, who the fuck invited Gayle? That ain't,
Starting point is 00:26:35 what's her nigga name? Oh, Oprah. Gayle got a nigga? I thought they dated each other. Oh, Oprah nigga. What's his name? Thank you. Stedman.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Oh, yeah, Stedman. Oh, you know where he at? When I see Stedman living yeah Stedman oh you know where he at when I seen Stedman living in the back of the house in the back house when it was COVID and she rode over there
Starting point is 00:26:51 on a cart and was like yeah Stedman's in here but I said how the fuck can I get down you gay as in his own house
Starting point is 00:27:00 in the back of the property Stedman walked across a Roger Federer line. Kevin Federer line. Britney Spears. Oh, God. He's the original Stedman.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Could y'all be Stedman? Hell yeah. Could you be Stedman? Nah. Or would you be in a man with just kick in? Nah, I ain't want to be Stedman. Stedman to Oprah? Nah, and my bitch weak.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I don't know. All right, well, say your bitch hard. Say your bitch is, uh, bitch weak. I don't know. All right, well, say your bitch hard. Say your bitch is, uh, who hard? I don't know, Holly Berry? Yeah. You could be Stedman to Holly? Yeah, because I'll figure it out. And I think Stedman probably,
Starting point is 00:27:35 Stedman is probably a silent hustler, bro. He probably got a lot of fucking motion. I couldn't, I couldn't do it. Because I don't think how you just said she pulled up on him is like how R. Kelly used to have the hoes in my house.
Starting point is 00:27:49 Put up. Like, Stedman can't leave. What? Stedman didn't leave. He did. He couldn't walk out the door because it was COVID. He just went to the front door
Starting point is 00:27:57 and was like, and she was like, now go back in. And she kept the interview going. Come on. And she's like a little cottage too. That nigga just waved.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Like, yeah, let y'all know that nigga back there. R. Kelly had them living in two by two. We ain't got a life without R. Don't do kills like that, bro. I'm just saying, like, how he said she pulled up on him. I think Stedman has motion. So you said kills had them in bump beds. Nigga, no, they had one bed.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's crazy. They was sharing a bed. Hey, you see our boy from the Ravens? nigga no that's crazy hey you see our boy from the Ravens he was just like he was just like what if R. Kelly came out
Starting point is 00:28:30 and saw the same girl with Usher at the halftime I was crying that would have been the greatest performance of all time that was a cold ass song walking around
Starting point is 00:28:41 same girl that would have been crazy oh shit switch caption we'll defend the moment That's all. Same girl. That would be crazy. Oh, shit. Switch capture with the fifth moment here. Nahida came up saying like, little mama,
Starting point is 00:28:53 hey, we got to break this shit up. I love a moment. Nah, but I think Stedman got motion though, bro. I ain't going to do Stedman.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Stedman got hoes too. He not just cracker hoes, bro. Stedman ain't got no hoes. Stedman don't leave the house. I don't believe that Jeff That just I just Bro she too busy bro
Starting point is 00:29:08 To pay attention bro Man he had that nigga In the back of that house He got a camera on that nigga That shit like saw back there That nigga chained up All type of shit My nigga on house arrest
Starting point is 00:29:17 For Stedman For Stedman bro Stedman cracking shit It hurt bro He probably be mad When he heard about Oprah Nobody's cracking Oprah, bro. Every time you see Oprah, you
Starting point is 00:29:27 never see, bro. He should go to all these red carpets. He is knocking the Michaels linen off. They're color purple. All the bitches was with they niggas and shit. She just walked up. OG. Who weaker, Oprah or what's the other one? Whoopi? Oh, Whoopi.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I don't know. Whoopi. I think Whoopi who you bein Whoopi whoo I don't know Whoopi I think Whoopi got an onion back there I don't wanna see it I don't wanna peel that you got that big dog
Starting point is 00:29:52 I might snipe Oprah I mean Whoopi from back in the day them movies from back in the day she was weak but she wasn't that bad nah man
Starting point is 00:30:02 she got some good movies bro no I'm saying Jumping Jack Flash is a classic. Yeah, what's that one with the monkey? The basketball? Eddie? Aw, dog. She was super weak in there.
Starting point is 00:30:12 She was the part of the first. She's one of the OG left-handers. I'm out. Is that a movie? I'm out. Yeah, Young Whoopi look like Kevon Lutie. I'm nothing. Kevon Lutie, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I'm out. I'm out. I'm out of disrespect, man. Hey, but speaking of Gayleon I'm nothing Kevon Luton That's crazy I'm out I'm out I'm out of disrespect man Hey but speaking of Gail King Did you see what she said She was dating a nigga And he was like Hey I need forbearance
Starting point is 00:30:31 For my child support And he was like She was like He paid her back on time But she was like I looked at him differently After that Like
Starting point is 00:30:38 Cause y'all ever ask a girl Y'all dating with to borrow money Like Hell yeah I fuck Gail King Bitch yeah I know you got it You should get over it bro
Starting point is 00:30:44 I mean You cool over it They probably date too I would ask her Why not all money. Hell yeah. Gayle King, bitch, yeah. I know you got it. You should get Oprah. I mean, you cool Oprah. They probably date too. I would ask her why not. No, that's wild. She said she looked at him different. Did she keep fucking with him?
Starting point is 00:30:54 Nah, she said after that it was kind of shaky. She's like, I can't really rock with him seriously after that. Yeah, I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:30:58 I wouldn't be able to though. I'm about to help you pay for your child support. I think what it's for. What it's for make a big difference. But how y'all making it seem like
Starting point is 00:31:07 Oprah got a stem and shit. Y'all act like my nigga's stem don't got no motion so you gotta ask. This is Gil though. It's Gil. I'm just saying they wanting the same, bro.
Starting point is 00:31:19 But asking your girl you start dating her a couple weeks for money is crazy. A couple weeks is crazy. A month in, that's crazy. Shit, they ask us. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Talk about it. Tricking if you got it. Tricking if you got it. Tricking if you got it. What you asking? Do we get to look at the difference? Are they really asking
Starting point is 00:31:38 for the money, though? Who? Just out the gate when you first really dating a motherfucker. Yeah, I dated a girl that did ask me for some money before
Starting point is 00:31:45 Yeah that's crazy Everybody got a story Everybody do got a story But just asking like So The light bill That's crazy Nah ain't nobody did that
Starting point is 00:31:56 That's crazy Cause you know That's what I'm saying Everybody gotta play it off first Even if you a nigga And you gotta ask your homeboy For some money You gonna be like
Starting point is 00:32:04 You ain't gonna ask that nigga The first like Day y'all Like you ain't seen that nigga In a minute a nigga and you gotta ask your homeboy for some money, you're gonna be like, you ain't gonna ask that nigga the first day y'all, like you ain't seen that nigga in a minute, you just came in town. You ain't gonna ask that nigga the first day. You're gonna just kick it with him the third day. You're gonna buy a couple drinks for niggas and everything and then you're gonna be like, damn, the bill came in? Fuck. Hey, cuz, you think I can borrow about $400
Starting point is 00:32:21 real quick until this motherfucker come in, man? I left my shit at the house. No, but see, that's different. I'm talking about a girl. She's not paying you back. Yeah, but she ain't going to ask you the first time. She's going to finesse it a little bit. She's going to give you a little night out,
Starting point is 00:32:35 dates here and there, kick it. Act like she got some motion. As to how good the nightcap was, ever determine how much money she should get? Listen, I'm not doing this episode. I don't marry, and I do not care about the nightcap was ever determine how much money she should get? Listen, I'm not doing this episode. I'm married and I do not care
Starting point is 00:32:48 about the nightcap. You brought it up. Shout out to Shannon Ojo. Nah, this is the real nightcap. This is the OG nightcap. Nah. I think,
Starting point is 00:32:59 I think, This is where it started. To like a situation like that, I think it depends on just how you fuck with a person. Like, if you want to give a person $500, $1,000 just how you fuck with a person like if you want
Starting point is 00:33:05 to give a person $500, $1,000 just cause you fuck with them that's what it's gonna be like if you got some
Starting point is 00:33:11 if you gave a girl some money after you had a night with her yeah I think that's prostitution like you pay
Starting point is 00:33:17 for the box but if you just nah not if you nah that is prostitution we don't condone prostitution on this show I'm saying
Starting point is 00:33:24 like get it how you live yeah if the shot is fired be like you know what she did ask for seven that is prostitution. We don't condone prostitution on this show. I'm saying, like, get it how you live? Yeah, if the shot is fire, you know what? She did F7. I might throw eight on there.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh, we get extras? Never. Big difference. Extras. It is textile. Extras? Nah. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Nah, I don't give extras. We go to the strip club, she could be twerking like a motherfucker. That dollar's still going to be a dollar. Ain't no change. It could be 125, 150.
Starting point is 00:33:49 It could be a bill. Ain't no inflation in this situation. Hell no. Hey, awesome nap shit. Why did y'all niggas start scamming that Keith Lee had to come out and have a whole entire notion to tell us that he is not doing
Starting point is 00:34:03 none of the things y'all saying out here? Niggas is out here scamming Indianapolis restaurants talking about, hey, give me seven bands and I have Keith Lee pull up. Damn. He had to come out and say,
Starting point is 00:34:11 I am not a part of any of that. I'm just coming here to play basketball. I'm not doing no food reviews. That's some nap shit, man. That is some nap shit. Niggas gonna get it higher than that.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Why y'all ain't put me in a scam? Fuck. I would've really said, we got him 15 bands. I got Keith Lee coming up. Who are you paying that to, though? Off of 56.
Starting point is 00:34:30 They be like, Roof Chris on 56. Yeah, we'll be there. We built it. It's a pop-up shop. That is crazy, bro. Scamming a nigga to a food critic. Scamming a TikTok nigga is crazy, bro. A food critic is crazy. That is insane, bro.
Starting point is 00:34:47 And we ain't disrespecting his influence because it matters and he is out here changing motherfuckers' lives in the food world, but... He had it come by. He's like,
Starting point is 00:34:55 hey, this is not me, y'all. Yeah, to tell niggas I got Keith Lee pulling up to give me a ban. No, they weren't asking for a ban. They were asking for several. I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:35:02 just any type of money. That's not even his aura, bro. He don't even do shit. Book it for Keith Lee's crazy. I just found out who the nigga was. Shout out to y'all niggas. I listened to some of his shit. It's pretty cool, though.
Starting point is 00:35:17 What'd he do? Boy, he said like he was a rapper. I mean, like, I listened to some of the restaurants and some of the ones he did review, I've been to, like, in some different cities, but. Nah, he definitely,
Starting point is 00:35:28 he's tapped in for sure. Yeah. His word go a long way. Oh, absolutely, bro. And that's what I thought was so crazy. I was just like, bro, he gives money away to people.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I was like, yeah, we need seven bands and then if the line doesn't go to Weekend, we need a percentage. I'm like, God damn, Keith Lee ain't extorting people out here, bro.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Damn. That's crazy. Shout out to Keith Lee, man extorting people out here, bro. Damn. That's crazy. Shout out to Keith Lee, man. Hey, man, our favorite couple broke up. Larson, man. Oh, not the Pip. Damn. The lineage.
Starting point is 00:35:54 It's not going to ever be restored, man. I wonder who's next. Y'all, it's confirmed they broke up? It's alleged. It's alleged. You said you wonder who's next? Yeah. You got to have a good one in the tuck.
Starting point is 00:36:05 So she went from future, so Pip to future to Marcus. Nope. Nope. Malik Beasley. Malik. Yeah, her son's teammate. Malik. Larsa, she's a well-rounded person.
Starting point is 00:36:19 Yeah. She stay, she go any kind of lane. I think her actor is next. Got to be. That's the one she missing, huh? Michael B. Jordan. Oh,
Starting point is 00:36:27 that's a sick, that's a sick. There it is. Oh, it sound about right too. She gonna get the Jordan lineage either way? There it is.
Starting point is 00:36:34 It look like. There it is. That look like something he will, yeah. Michael B. Jordan's next. They gonna be in a picture together. He gonna have a long sleeve shirt on looking crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:43 That's gonna be the caption. Well, Michael B. Jordan, you heard it. Yep, Michael B. Jordan. You heard it here first. Michael B. Jordan. He gonna take her to Cree 8. Remember Cree she got. She's OD, bro.
Starting point is 00:36:54 She wild. She said, you keep came with OBJ and she is like, it's my turn. Marcus finna grab him one, though. What? Which one, though?
Starting point is 00:37:01 He gonna get him one. He can't get. Fuck. Young boy already pulled up Dre. Jada Green. Jada Green already. He don't want Dre. Nah, bro.
Starting point is 00:37:12 He did Larsa. He can do her. You right. Larsa got 12 kids. Yeah, he can do her. Dre only got five. Yeah, he can do her. He getting bitches kids.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Extra kids is crazy. I don't know. He probably going to go a rapper. He ain. I don't know. He can go. He probably going to go a rapper. That's because he ain't that type of nigga. He going to date a rapper? He might be an R&B singer. Who he going to date?
Starting point is 00:37:31 Like who? I don't know, bro. SZA? But we know we put people together. Who we going to put together? All for you. Marcus Jordan and who? Hmm.
Starting point is 00:37:43 He got to be with a scammer next. Nah, that's too tough. That's too tough? Nah, he's already with a shitball ass bitch. He's probably going to date somebody else, rich kid. I can see that. Give him ice spice. Well, she starting?
Starting point is 00:38:00 Nah, she too popular now. She hanging with old buddy in them. She threw them horns up. Yeah, she hanging with old buddy in them now. Oh, Texas. Oh, yeah, she with the Swifties? Yeah, she hanging with too popular now. She hang with old buddy in them. She threw them horns up. Yeah, she hang with old buddy in them now. It's over with. Oh, yeah, she with the Swifties? Yeah, she hang with Taylor Swift now. It's over for her.
Starting point is 00:38:10 None of y'all niggas getting her. It's over. Yeah. Yeah, it's over. No nigga getting her no more. She about to date. You don't get any more cool nigga. Cool girl, though.
Starting point is 00:38:18 R&B chief. White Spice about to date now. Somebody on the Chiefs. Somebody going to be lit. Hell nah. She about to date somebody. Dee Bo. Step in, bro. He about to date somebody. D-Bo! Step in, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:26 He about to date somebody white. Watch. Pete Davidson. Some shit like that. Some shit like that. Watch. That's too filthy.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Bro, he had Kim K. She ain't going that crazy. She is, bro. I'm telling you, she all the way gone now. Pete Davidson. Her family roots for the 49ers.
Starting point is 00:38:43 She's at the Chiefs suite hugging. Hype. She gone. She gone. Her family roots for the 49ers. She's at the Chiefs. Sweet. Hugging. Hype. She gone. She gone. That's a money play. Yeah, she gone.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Hey, I see Travis Kelsey really yelling Andy Reid like that. Yeah, and bumped him too. Could you yell any of your coaches like that and still play? Nah. I wouldn't even know
Starting point is 00:39:01 how to yell or do. I ain't that type of nigga. I yelled at Bud before. Me and him got into it before, but. What you doing if one of your players run up on you like that? At Pike? Good fucking luck. Nigga, I will kick your ass off the team so fast,
Starting point is 00:39:16 and then I'm going to see your pops. He going to do it during the game. Yeah, get the fuck, get the fuck away from me and get the fuck off the team. You're done. Put your jersey Matter of fact Nigga take your jersey
Starting point is 00:39:27 Off right here Run in the back Whatever your tights on That's what you're leaving with Cause you got me fucked up And then you can tell your dad To wait after the game You see
Starting point is 00:39:37 You see he was on With the kids With the hillies A nigga run down On the team Mid game Mike get spooky That pull up
Starting point is 00:39:44 Got to burn real quick. He's like, you're going to have to see me and Mike say, hey, you in my city and I don't fight. You know what? Let's hash this out as men.
Starting point is 00:39:52 That was, he didn't know how many people was going to be with Mike Epps, nigga. Boy, what? Nigga, that nigga. He was going to see the other side of HGTV,
Starting point is 00:39:59 the block that don't show. The other part of that neighborhood that ain't rehabbed. The motherfuck that ain't fixed yet, there's going to be a thousand niggas on your head, boy. They put the green screen on the rest of the neighborhood. Man, what? There's going to be a thousand niggas over there. Shed is talking about he love Country Kitchen. They open till 3 a.m.
Starting point is 00:40:17 this week and they's going to be waiting all day. White picture all over that motherfucker. Nigga, facts, nigga. It would have been a thousand niggas waiting for Sean to show up, boy. Oh, God damn. That's why he said it. In my hometown, toss it up.
Starting point is 00:40:30 He fit the bird out there. Because niggas know where it's at. You see how comfortable he was sitting there? He said, in my hometown,
Starting point is 00:40:39 all-star. Nigga, he put the bird call out. It's up. He told Ojo to buy some eyebrows, nigga. I was crying
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Starting point is 00:44:04 Who won the three-point contest? Who win that motherfucker? Let's go through. I think Tyrese is in it. Dame is in it. Dame. Dame, that quick? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Me, I'm taking Dame. Dollar. I don't even care who else in that motherfucker. It don't even matter. I ain't got to look it up. I got Dollar. Pure J-Work. Dame, Dollar.
Starting point is 00:44:22 That's crazy. Pure J-Work. That's what Pure J That's crazy Pure J work That's what y'all call Y'all pieces My joint Oh your joint That's fair I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:44:33 I'm just saying Whatever you call it You call it Y'all niggas Are sick My name's Meaning something You know
Starting point is 00:44:41 I was excited For y'all for all start off This weekend Being in Indianapolis Our hometown Fucking excited I'm glad we're a part of it We're just
Starting point is 00:44:50 Good timing for this shit Absolutely It all worked out I mean I'm excited I think the weekend Gonna be a little hectic I don't think we gonna sleep much
Starting point is 00:44:58 But No I'm playing on it Real busy Yeah I think the crazy thing about it is How many people gonna be In this small ass area.
Starting point is 00:45:05 And it's really about to be cracking because they done made everything cater made to people being outside. I wish we had last weekend's weather this fucking weekend. It's going to be cold as shit, but it's going to be crazy. I really want to see who gets
Starting point is 00:45:17 the All-Star Game MVP. I'm really intrigued to see that. I'll be there. I don't want to go see him. I'd rather go to the I'd rather go to the dunk contest if I could. Yeah, I'd be there too.
Starting point is 00:45:30 That type of shit. I'd rather fuck with that. I should have tapped y'all in, man. Bad friend, man. Bad friend. But I had to do it for the kids. That's all good. Not for the kids.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Yeah, I got some of the kids some tickets. Shout out to the kids. Shout out to Spike. We're going to be alright next season. Yeah, we got some of the kids some tickets. Shout out to the kids. Shout out to Spike. We're going to be all right next season. Yeah, we'll be better. Ballpark MVP. Y'all making a prediction?
Starting point is 00:45:50 Yeah, I think I'm going to say. You're going to say? Yeah. You're going right here. I don't know, man. They might cheat and let Tyrese get it. He ain't going to shoot enough. I need Tyrese to break the assist record.
Starting point is 00:46:04 What's the assist record in the All-Star game? 33. Yeah, is it Chris Paul? I just't going to shoot him, though. I need Tyrese to break this record. What's this record to all-star game? 33. Yeah, is it Chris Paul? I just made it up. Oh, damn. Tyrese could get it. It'll be hard if they let him play and rock out. He's been able to throw in oops all day.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Yeah, he can break the record. What you think about Beyonce making them weak-ass songs? All right. Hey, listen. The commercial. She's a great promoter That commercial was fire Fire 30Ms
Starting point is 00:46:29 Great promoter Yeah I'm sleep on I'm sleep on the Honky Tonk CD I don't want to hear that shit Respectfully to Beyonce But I'm not trying to hear country music And I'm definitely trying to hear from her You fuck with the country music Beyonce?
Starting point is 00:46:44 I ain't tapped in. I don't think that's her lane, but if that's what she doing, her people, her people, her audience
Starting point is 00:46:51 is going to tap in for sure. I swear to God, if they like this shit, they lying. No, they are lying. I swear to God,
Starting point is 00:46:57 at some point, y'all just really obsessed with her. It's not going to stop her motion, bro. It ain't going to stop nothing, but I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:47:02 And it's going to give her a different audience too. For sure, but they lying. Yeah. Can't say that bro niggas is lying if they be like no music is opinion based bro we create that into we make that shit into like a serious true or false debate that's not really a thing it's opinion based bro it's a lot of shit that's out here that's whack that we don't fuck with. But that don't mean the other motherfuckers ain't gonna tap in.
Starting point is 00:47:28 She's so big like Wayne. Wayne done made some bullshit music, bro. Facts. Bro. Fuck with the hoes. Fuck with the bros. And boy,
Starting point is 00:47:41 OD switched hit her. Oh, that's funny as fuck. Call Diddy Chipper Jones. He said the transition it took me out though. Call him Chippy J. Chippy is crazy. I still laugh.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Allegedly, I ain't never heard no gay room but I just heard they had the what's the shit called the freaky off or something the freak off
Starting point is 00:48:11 freak offs allegedly allegedly we've heard that he does not discriminate the freak off freak off is crazy the real versus
Starting point is 00:48:21 that's a hell of a funny flyer matter of fact we didn't say all-star Thursday is called Freak Off. I've been throwing one in wrong. All Star after party is called Freak Off. The real versus. What the fuck, bro?
Starting point is 00:48:38 Why you calling him Freak Off? It's crazy, man. He's a nutso, bro. That nigga started getting all lean. He's fucking nuts, bro.. That nigga's already got a wig. He's fucking nuts, bro. I'll be pissed if somebody named my party then. It'll be more pissed when you get there and find out what you gotta do.
Starting point is 00:48:54 They said they give motherfuckers the time to get a part of their dough. I ain't gonna lie, man. I've been to some parties. They definitely give you a grace period before it get weird. They brought the video up when Justin Bieber car broke down the hood and they had that nigga doing push-ups.
Starting point is 00:49:12 I think Luis clipped that. Justin Bieber in the hood doing push-ups. If you ain't never had AAA, that's the time to get a nigga. He was in shambles. Them hood niggas had him doing crossfit. That's another fucking white sensation. Justin Bieber was massive, bro,
Starting point is 00:49:28 when he was growing up. Bro, Justin Bieber's some nigga, and it was okay. His concerts used to be insane, bro. They still are. Like, when he was growing up, I'm like, damn, he was one of the first kid stars, too. Nah, him and Eminem was out of pocket, though.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Eminem, I mean, Justin Bieber saying nigga, Eminem saying he hate black bitches. Yeah. They was out of pocket. He had a whole diss track. He had a black bitch track. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Nobody ever say shit about that. And nobody, we never talked about Benzino really killing his nigga on a diss track though. Did y'all hear that shit? Mm-hmm. That nigga really did kind of kill that shit.
Starting point is 00:50:02 And then he even said something about that dog looking like him. That took me out. The Benzino dog. I knew it. Every time that fucking dog pop up, nigga, I cry, nigga.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Oh, shit. Eminem don't get critiqued like he should, though. Nah, man. He should. I just never got into that. I hate my mom mom I kill my dad I do everything Yeah he can rap
Starting point is 00:50:27 Like a motherfucker But hey you not trying To hear that shit in your car Like I swear bro I fuck with Eminem though But Young M was crazy
Starting point is 00:50:33 I ain't gonna lie That Benzino shit When I realized That he did that Some years ago I stopped fucking with him Like I hate black bitches As well
Starting point is 00:50:41 Yeah they That's crazy Yeah Justin Bieber singing Nigga is crazier Yeah but they is. That's crazy. Yeah. Justin Bieber singing nigga is crazier. Yeah, but they like, they got a whole, what's my boy
Starting point is 00:50:49 that y'all said fell off, man? He performed this song in London. He had a big, big coming out album. Damn, Roddy Ricch. Oh.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You seen that video going around, all them people in London singing that song bro everybody out there white bro that that's different you can't control people singing at a concert we go to all these festivals way in concerts they sing nigga but it's different when the main act is on stage doing that shit a white person saying nigga and a motherfucker saying i
Starting point is 00:51:20 hate black bitches the black bitches is gonna hit different It hit way They both flagrant But that is like Real specific Yeah like You picked An audience Yeah Niggas
Starting point is 00:51:33 Like saying A white dude saying Nigga It's like It's bad We ain't condoning It's like damn bitch Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:40 Watch your fucking mouth A white dude saying I hate black bitches I hate black bitches It's like whoa God damn Bitch We about to kill you Yeah That's crazy Yeah, watch your fucking mouth. But white dudes say, I hate black bitches. I hate black bitches. They're like, whoa. God damn. We about to kill you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:48 That's crazy. Yeah, that's different, man. Yeah, like, I hate you niggas. It's like, fuck you, ho-ass nigga. I hate you black bitches. That is insane. Hey, people be getting a lot of sick shit off, bro. Yeah, fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:05 I'm just laughing. They said Benzino the strongest nigga with no neck in the world. That nigga Benzino, bro. He be going through it, man. Shout out to him. Daughter been turning up, though. Shout out to her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:17 A lot of niggas think she attractive. I don't. Why matter? Because she just look like a kid to me. I don't even look at her like that She be twerking and shit like that When the homies be like Yo she pretty
Starting point is 00:52:31 I'm like how y'all look at her Yeah Kenan love her Yeah my bro she 12, 14 Yeah she's too little She ain't nothing to look at man Not to me She is a pretty girl I need some stretch marks
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah Stretch marks and a little hell damage I need some stretch marks. Yeah. Stretch marks and a little hell damage. I don't want no hell damage. You don't want no hell damage? Nah, I'll take the stretch marks and the hell damage. It's crazy. I never want a little hell damage.
Starting point is 00:52:58 God damn it, see people stay warm to the rescue. What he talking about? What he talking about? The real deductible. I did. The cheapest one. I'm at 250. I did a couple stretch marks. I know you human.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I know. I know. So, you know what I mean? Stretch marks ain't bad. Nah, nah. I take a couple stretch marks. I'm cool with that. Prefer them on the belly.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Not when it look like oatmeal cream pie, though. I'm cool. I love a good Coogee sweater that's so trash ain't that like a Coogee sweater that's so trash
Starting point is 00:53:34 ain't that like a life after death Coogee sweater shout out to Biggie do a couple of the chains too the Biggie the real good stuff
Starting point is 00:53:43 I'm cool I'm big there's a picture of Biggie in the studio and? You know, the real Gus though. I'm cool, I'm big. There's a picture of Biggie in the studio and like his, you can say his eyes like super crossed. He was looking at Diddy
Starting point is 00:53:51 in a bag of Doritos at the same time, bro. It was crazy. I was like, why does this nigga? Hey, motherfuckers out here think I'm caca. Fuck y'all.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Yeah, I'm in beauty with you. I knew somebody was saying. What the fuck, bitch? My eyes are beautiful. The fuck? Fuck, I don't have to do that. I knew somebody was going to say it. What the fuck, bitch? My eyes are beautiful. The fuck? Fuck, I don't know. Oh, man. We are dumb as fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:11 This is how you know All-Star around the corner, bro. We just in here talking about shit. We having a good time today. We just having a good time. Y'all going to see this. We going to get back to our real shit after this All-Star break.
Starting point is 00:54:19 But right now, we just having a good time. Right now, we turned up. When you come to the city, have a great fucking time. Yeah, for sure. If your Lyft driver driving a Caprice, he's not a Lyft driver. He might rob you. Please be very
Starting point is 00:54:28 safe. Or he driving that Toyota Camry. Ooh. Or he driving a Kia. He probably stole my car. Oh, shit. I should have seen that. He probably stole my car. We order an Uber. She's like,
Starting point is 00:54:43 ew, that probably stinks. Bro, I swear to God. Get the upgrade. Nah, nigga. I'm like, nigga. No, wait a second. We got in a fucking Cadillac and it was nothing wrong
Starting point is 00:54:53 with that motherfucker. The first fucking car we got in that you ordered was a fucking Toyota Camry and that motherfucker stank. What year was it?
Starting point is 00:55:00 2010? No, he a liar. That motherfucker got a screen in it. The nigga rolled down the windows and it's 40 degrees outside. He knew this shit was a liar. That motherfucker got a screen in him. The nigga rolled down the windows and it's 40 degrees outside. He knew this shit was faking.
Starting point is 00:55:07 He knew this shit was faking. It was cold, but I swear to God, it wasn't fat like niggas wondering that bitch like this. This how I don't be here when ordering no cars because when I order a truck,
Starting point is 00:55:16 I mean, Mike said, yes, and Bia said, this the shit you want. When I order, we got, what did we get? We got a fucking Lexus. We got a newer Cadillac. That Cadillac was weak, but the Lexus was fire.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I was rolling. Nigga Mike said, yes, Bia said, this is the shit you want. This nigga got a whole big ass black truck. Fucking Beyonce fit to pop out. Like security guard came around. The nigga had on a black suit getting out of his car. I was rolling, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I said, man, what y'all been ordering? Mike said, you know, that nigga get back. We only had one car since then, though. That nigga was like...
Starting point is 00:55:57 It was tragic, man. And then I see the video of y'all niggas with the Uber driver. That was in... When I told the Uber driver that... That was the Tesla. Yeah, the Tesla. That was fun. Shout I told the Uber driver that. That was in Tesla. Yeah, the Tesla.
Starting point is 00:56:05 That was fun. Shout out to, what's his name? Miu. Oh, hi. What was his last name? Damn. I can't pronounce it.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Oh, what's his ethnicity? Four. The niggas that make fun. Japanese. Vietnamese. Chinese. He was Vietnamese. We didn't fuck with the Chinese. He was Vietnamese. Chinese. He was Vietnamese. We didn't fuck with the Chinese.
Starting point is 00:56:25 He was Vietnamese. Okay. We seen that nigga in Cheetah that night. I swear. We went to go get something to eat. Wait a second. You went to go get something to eat? No, I'm saying we did.
Starting point is 00:56:39 We did. I'm like, we did. Hey, what the hell? I think I thought we went to what's that shit called on HBO? Cat went to What's that shit called on HBO? Cal? Buddy Ranch? We ain't go to the Buddy Ranch, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:56:53 I just went to get something to eat. Scary, honestly. I think you said, hold on. Wait a minute. We ain't go to the Buddy Ranch. Cheetah. Cheetah. We ate a little more over that thing.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Oh, shit. You took your fire ass over to the Cheetah, didn't you, Mike? Y'all went to the buddy restaurant. Cheetah. Cheetah. We aint no more over that thing. Oh shit. You took your fire ass Uber to the Cheetah didn't you Mike? Y'all went in a Corolla. Got him out of your black car. I went to the Uber
Starting point is 00:57:13 and say I'm the Cheetah didn't you? He just went to get something to eat. Damn it is a restaurant. That's fair enough. It's set up just like a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:57:20 I swear to God that nigga said that nigga did I go to the buddy restaurant. That's funny. I said hey. They know we good. I swear to God, that nigga said, that nigga did have to go to the buddy restaurant. That's funny. I said, hey. They know we couldn't get under your bum bum, buddy.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Hello, you niggas be getting scared. Niggas be like, hold on. Mike ain't going to talk about that episode for another three weeks now. Describe what the cheetah is. Describe. Description. It's a restaurant. They do have a full menu.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Full service. The chicken was actually really good. Did it come on a plate? The cheetah, did the cheetah come on a plate? Or the bitch hands. They do have a nice breast meal, you know. A chicken breast. They had a thousand
Starting point is 00:58:11 before we stopped. Ordering a chicken breast at a strip club is weak as hell. You a nasty nigga. That motherfucker probably grilled. Bro,
Starting point is 00:58:22 I lied. Dick to the side. Red beans and gravy. I ate too late. That shit was a piece of shit, man. Hey, man. We got to get him back. Edit that for him.
Starting point is 00:58:35 I'm going to get you in trouble, man. I didn't know you couldn't go eat dinner, man. I'm fine. You don't have to ask what's working today. Oh, shit. On that note, man, enjoy y'all's state off-stripe weekend. Have a good time in the city. Please be safe.
Starting point is 00:58:52 It is not sweet here. If you don't know, if you don't believe it, just please go watch Mike Epps' video again. It will let you know. It is not that sweet in this city. On that note, like, share, subscribe. All that good shit. We'll be back next week.
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