Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on NBA All-Star Weekend, Shannon Sharpe vs. Mike Epps, Mahomes vs. Manning
Episode Date: February 15, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 40 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss the upcoming NBA All-Star Weekend in Indianapolis where Jeff thinks Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is going to win MV...P and that Damian Lillard is the man to beat in the 3-Point Contest. Later, the guys discuss the beef between Shannon Sharpe and Mike Epps, as well as compare Patrick Mahomes to Peyton Manning after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl over the San Francisco 49ers. 00:00 - Introduction04:40 - Patrick Mahomes vs. Peyton Manning12:25 - Usher Halftime performance 18:00 - Shannon Sharpe vs. Mike Epps28:10 - Keith Lee30:00 - Larsa Pippen33:00 - Travis Kelce shoved Andy Reid35:00 - NBA All-Star Game37:10 - Beyonce doing country music42:00 - Eminem and Justin Bieber #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Will.
Same gang with me to my left.
My dog, Bishop B. Henshiff.
Out to Pearl East.
How you what?
Cool and nasty.
Let's get to it.
We got a lot to talk about today.
Yeah, there's a whole lot of shit going on.
But before we start the episode, last promos, last time y'all gonna see this.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah.
Well, when y'all see this, it will be today.
Get your tickets, goddammit, for the all-star celebrity basketball game at Warren Central
High School.
Then we got all-star Lounge, 56 in Georgetown,
right next to the Subway
and the PBC Cleaners
for the nasty after party.
The nasty after party
in Subway.
No Jussie Smollett.
Get there before 12
so you don't get whacked
at the door with them prices.
Yeah, don't call us.
No after pay.
No after pay?
No after pay.
Shout out to the
Klarna niggas.
For sure.
Hey, All-Star weekend,
a lot of niggas
gonna use the after pay in Klarna. Respect. I love it. I'll spend the Klarna niggas. For sure. A lot of, hey, all-star weekend, a lot of niggas gonna use the
afterpay and Klarna.
Respect.
I love it.
I'll spend the same.
Ah, yes.
It's the new little way.
Out the gate.
To my right,
my dog,
young Nacho,
young Teague.
How you up, man?
Feeling good, man.
These Dennis Robbins
was about to go.
They wouldn't.
Shit,
I'm winning the vault
for these.
I ain't seen them
in a minute.
I just felt like
putting them on.
The black ones are the hardest ones? By far. Respect. By far. Yeah, I wasn't involved for these. I ain't seen them in a minute. And I just felt like putting them on. The black ones was the hardest ones?
By far.
Respect.
By far.
Yeah, I don't even think it's close.
Yeah, by far, the black ones was the hardest.
Well, I've been lucky he had heat.
Yeah, he had some.
His shoe game was damn near hard.
But y'all see them prices in Vegas they had for a drink?
Nigga, it was a Pepsi and a Gatorade cost $29, nigga.
Or it's...
Individually or together?
Together.
That's a nasty combo.
Nigga, what?
Man, I said,
ain't no way in hell
I can make it in Vegas, nigga.
Super Bowl Sunday,
$29 for a Gatorade
and a Pepsi?
Man, I'm cool.
When people were just like,
I keep seeing people
on my timeline
leave Sunday morning
or they ain't staying for the game
I'm like nigga
you know how hard it is
to go to one of them games
on an affordable situation
yeah
that's a comma
what Floyd paid
1.1
for a suite
Erica Wheeler
was in that motherfucker
E-Weasy was in that
she was in there
what
great seats
well she bought some
Super Busties
you know Adidas
probably took care of her
she was sitting behind a goal post.
Yeah.
Great seats.
I seen Bubba Dub in the suite with Floyd.
Shout out to Crenshaw.
Crenshaw had the time.
My nigga Crenshaw kept us updated all weekend.
I seen Zaire flexing with the suit in there.
I said, look at you.
Strong as hell.
Damn nigga, breathe, nigga.
Breathe.
That nigga had his strong face on and shit.
Shout out to my nigga, man.
Shout out to my niggas in the trenches.
But hey, Dion.
I mean, Dion's dropped again.
Yeah.
We've seen that happening, right?
We've seen it when he's going back to Colorado.
You think we're going to get back to a point
where lifestyle shoes like that,
like, is everyday shoes again?
Because everybody went to, like, ones
and now everybody else
is wearing whatever
random bullshit
now everybody wearing
Sambas and Dunks
you think wherever
we get to the time
where like people
was casually wearing
Nike basketball shoes again
or like the retro
shoes like that
I think D-Book
tried to do that
with his first shoe
like to where
you could rock it
off the court
but
uh
yeah
everybody's so designer right now.
I don't see it happening in the near future.
But shit, all I got to take is one rapper
just say I wear hoop shoes with my jeans
and little kids fuck with it and it's up.
Yeah, I seen Hov try to pull back out the...
That's not quite the same.
Yeah, we don't care.
I'm rocking them.
If they drop, I'm getting them, ho.
If they drop, I had them.
Emory sent me a pair.
I swear to God, I wore them.
Signed them too.
Emory signed a whole sign.
Me the one.
I'm a fan of Emory too.
Nah, facts.
Emory the GOAT.
Nah, legendary comeback story.
For sure.
But obviously Super Bowl, obviously it happened.
Your team lost.
Yeah.
Told you so.
I mean, Cowboys.
Shout out to Cam Newton.
Cowboys been at home.
Don't do that.
We don't talk about that.
The ultimate game manager, Dak Prescott.
And his twin was right there playing.
Brock Murphy.
Fucking sold us, bro.
You got to score that in overtime.
We got to get a touchdown.
We got to set up for a field goal.
That's crazy. Tony Romo said something so smart on there, bro. You got to score that in overtime. We got to get a touchdown. We got to set up for a field goal. That's crazy.
Tony Romo said something so smart on there, though.
He was like, shit, you playing the champs.
They've been here before.
Nigga, you got to go for it on fourth down.
Fuck it.
Every time.
Like, fuck it.
We there.
You just got to go.
Fourth and four.
Fuck it.
Try your luck.
That shit.
Y'all knew y'all wasn't going to win when fucking Pat Mahomes got the ball back.
Everybody in the world knew it was over.
Niggas start packing up at the crib.
Yeah, it's shit over.
True.
The party was over.
Where did you put Pat?
You already know where to put him.
Two?
Two, behind the goal.
Yeah, he too.
Tom Brady.
But he definitely out.
We had this debate.
This is how you're trying to get to it.
All right, fuck it.
We here.
Everybody in Indianapolis love fucking Peyton Manning.
I do too. I like Peyton. But Everybody in Indianapolis love fucking Peyton Manning. I do, too.
I like Peyton.
But Patrick Mahomes
is better than Peyton Manning.
For how long
was Peyton Manning here?
Too fucking long.
A long time.
He got y'all one Super Bowl.
99 to 2012.
98 to 2012.
He gave y'all one fucking Super Bowl.
That's what, 14 years?
Yeah.
Too damn long.
In 14 years,
13 of them years,
he let y'all down.
Woo! One year, he gave y'all a Super Bowl. Y'all had good teams. Out of and 14 years 13 of them years he let y'all down one year he gave y'all a Super Bowl
y'all had good teams
out of his 14 years
his first year
was piss poor
y'all had probably
10 years where he had
a good team
and if it wasn't for
Rex Grossman
y'all wouldn't have that one
I ain't gonna do it
I'm not a Colts fan
but I just think
Peyton Manning
is a better passer
than Pat Mahomes
10 years out of his 14 years, I had a good team.
You think he a better passer?
I mean, 2013.
I just think he good better because he go up to the line and say.
His 15th year in the league, bro.
He had his best season ever, bro.
Threw it for over 5,000 yards, 55 touchdowns, and got a bowl.
I don't think it was that year he threw for 5,000 yards.
2013, bro. That's when they won the shit. I don't think it was. I he threw for 5,000 yards. 2013, bro.
That's when they won the shit.
I don't think it was.
I think it might have been
the year before.
You too fact-checked me,
but I think it was 2013
when the Broncos won.
And that was his later years, bro.
Payne been consistent.
The year before,
he had won a championship.
He got carried by the defense.
Yeah, the next year,
he got carried the whole year.
In the game.
Then he got threw
55 touchdowns in 2013.
They ain't getting carried by no defense.
We got to fact check that one.
All I'm saying, though, is that Peyton Manning,
for him not to have no legs, bro,
the nigga stayed in the pocket.
The nigga literally had the best O-line fucking football for...
I don't know how many...
When he was in his prime, he had elite running backs
and one of the best wide receiver quarters of all time.
Facts.
I ain't going, bro.
I respect he murdered it,
but Pat Mahomes,
you see what they gave him?
With Marvin Harrison,
I give him that.
I said that part.
I mean, that's now, though.
That's now, though.
I mean, he had teammates.
He won last year with all.
I'm not going to say he made Tyreek Hill,
but all them dudes,
they wasn't first round picks and shit.
Like, Travis Kelsey won a first round pick.
Bro, they're the first team to win a Super Bowl
when their receivers led the league in drops, basically.
That's crazy.
They told Tony, hey, bro, don't even pull up.
DNPU.
You healthy, we don't care.
Travis Kelsey is a big help, bro.
Travis Kelsey is one of the best tight ends of all time.
I don't disagree.
That's just like with Tom Brady and them playing with Gronk and them.
So, I'll give y'all that.
Yeah.
But so far as a passer, just to me,
I just feel like
Peyton Manning maximizes his targets better.
Man, Peyton Manning do what Peyton Manning do
outside the pocket running away from people.
That's tough.
That's what I give him though.
Because he got wheels.
He got great targets.
He got wheels, bro.
He's mobile.
Bro, if you got Peyton Manning,
Reggie Wayne,
Marvin Harrison,
Dallas Clark.
Perry Manning won with less talent, too.
He threw 55 touchdowns with less talent. Are you talking about that Broncos team?
They're not as good as the Colts.
That's one of the best defenses of all time.
Well, I'm talking about his offense, though.
He had niggas who could catch the ball.
Not like the, um, damn, um.
Yeah, my boy.
That passed away.
Yeah, I can't even.
Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dallas Clark,
Joseph Adai, Ezra James.
I get that, bro.
But when he left them, niggas,
he didn't have those Hall of Fame wide receivers
at his next destination, and he won.
He threw 55 touchdowns, 5,000 yards, bro.
So he threw them to regular players like.
Put it this way.
Circumstances.
Pat Mahomes is 28.
He got 10 more years to break.
Stay healthy, Pat.
All that shit.
But you got to do that.
You got to stay healthy.
You're eight.
You're eight, seven, eight, whatever.
Three and eight.
It's tough.
Come on, bro.
This ain't even a conversation, bro. This ain't even a conversation, bro.
This ain't even a conversation, bro.
I told you, he let y'all down for four.
And this is the worst team he's had.
I was just talking about just pure hitting your targets.
He let y'all down for 13 years.
Fuck it with your targets.
I'm giving it to Peyton.
All around, hell yeah, for sure.
Duh, he can run.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I'm not arguing that at all.
Jeff was just shitting on the nigga Legacy, bro.
Like, the nigga wanted—it's hard to win Super Bowls in multiple franchises.
I just said—
That's a fact.
Like, niggas don't do that, bro.
He changed the team around, bro.
Kansas City never traded him.
They don't give a fuck.
He break his neck.
Pat Mahomes ain't going nowhere.
Never.
We never—like, it was disrespectful to trade Payton.
And I'm glad he—
It wasn't, bro.
I'm glad he wouldn't got a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. I was going to say, drop the bone out. Yeah, I'm glad he It wasn't bro I'm glad he
Oh yeah
I heard say drop the bone out
Yeah I'm glad he went
And got a Super Bowl
It wasn't bro
He had Andrew Luck bro
You gotta think for the future
That's a business move
It was
But
You had that type of
Quarterback available bro
You gotta get him
You do
Let's keep it a being y'all
I don't disagree
Circumstances were different
But you gotta let him sit
A little bit like
If Pat
If Pat comes across that time
In his 14th, 15th year,
niggas is going to the drawing board, bro.
Yeah, but they're going to let him
walk out the door first.
If we got a fucking Lamar Jackson
sitting there and we can get him,
all right, Pat, what you want?
You going to let him walk out the door?
It's going to be on Pat's terms, though.
Aaron Rodgers walked out.
Like, all right, I'm ready.
I'm ready to leave.
Aaron Rodgers walked out the door,
walked back in,
and walked back out.
He played with the Packers every single year.
That's how that was supposed to be done.
Yeah.
He was fucking with them.
Just for stat purposes and completion percentage, Patrick Mahomes is more accurate than Peyton
Manning.
66.5%.
He hasn't thrown as many balls yet.
You can't go off that.
Just off percentages.
No, but you can't do that, though.
Peyton, he hasn't thrown as many balls
how many playoff wins
did Peyton Manning have
before 29
I'm just giving you
the other stat
he hasn't played football
since Tad
you can't judge a nigga
that's been in the league
20 years
based off of
before he just got
to the league
I compare what they did
in their first time period
yeah you can compare
their first 7-8 years
that's Peyton Manning
playing for 17 years also That's Pat Mahomes.
That's Pat Mahomes.
Also.
It's a long time.
One thing we have to say that we're going to say about Pat Mahomes.
He threw 28-2 his first year.
That could put a dent in Peyton.
Peyton played in the Tom Brady era.
We're going to say a lot of niggas didn't get rings because of Pat Mahomes.
Who did Pat Mahomes win a Super Bowl against?
YouTube.
Who did he win against?
Yeah.
What did league quarterbacks did Pat Mahomes
have to face
or go up against?
We can move on to the
What are we talking about?
Who did a league quarterback
that fucking Payton
have to win a Super Bowl against?
Payton Manning
had to get through
the best motherfucker
in the world.
I mean, yeah, he did.
So, duh.
It doesn't make a difference
going through.
You're not going to play him
because I got to get through
you to get him.
He just played the number one seeds, beat both of them.
I'm just saying, the two quarterbacks that Pat Mahomes,
the three quarterbacks that Pat Mahomes went up against and beat
ain't the caliber of quarterbacks that Peyton Manning had to.
You know who beat him?
Baby bro beat him.
Baby bro beat him?
He was Rodney riding Eli yesterday.
He was riding Paul.
That's crazy.
Baby bro beat him,
I'm just saying.
He was going crazy.
What are you talking about?
Eli won.
Shout out to Dirty Eli, man.
Shout out to the lineage.
I love Dirty Eli.
I love Dirty Eli.
It wasn't too hard.
Eli beat him.
He got to the end.
He did it, bitch.
Sometimes it goes like that.
Eli beat him.
Who was it that got that
wild ass catch in that game?
Carucci,
your old nigga.
No,
that was not Victor Cruz.
It was.
No,
you talking about the crazy catch
in the game.
The helmet catch.
What's his name?
I forgot his name.
I forgot the nigga.
It wasn't Victor.
No,
no.
Shout out to Victor though.
I thought it was Victor.
I forgot the nigga name.
I always wonder how
Victor Cruz felt about that
Chris Brown and Carucci picture where he like standing on, man. I always wonder how Victor Cruz felt about that Chris Brown and Karrueche picture
where he, like, standing on the curb.
I don't know.
No pic.
Does he feel like...
Please!
Does he feel like Swiss Beats when he saw Alicia Keys on stage?
Y'all get into that then.
How y'all feel?
Usher out of pocket.
I told y'all.
Usher was out of pocket.
I told y'all, bro.
It's time to fight.
Somebody got to...
Somebody got to put hands on Usher, bro.
Enough is enough.
She was playing
Doug Doug Goose with that nigga.
She was going his way.
He was going his way.
He was there.
He was like, ah.
Kick him in.
But the nigga did the fake smack the ass
and said,
I said, he's out of the fight.
How about your boy going through
Will.i.am legs?
That is insane. That's what I told you. That's what of the box. How about your boy going through Will.I.Am legs? That is insane.
That's what I told you.
That's what I told you.
The performance went down.
I said, he had tapped into a ditty moment.
It wasn't when Jermaine Dupri came out?
It wasn't when Jermaine Dupri came out?
I don't know.
He came out the legs.
I said, what the fuck?
Nigga said that Jermaine Dupri definitely came out like a new boy.
But it was so fluid.
Like, it was so...
I was like, what the fuck?
And you watch it in slow motion,
his, like, back leg buckled.
So when he tried to get up,
it looked super crazy.
Because he was still on skates.
Like, why the fuck
are you going through a grown man's legs, bro?
Who's more in the wrong, though?
Alicia or Usher?
Usher, because we've seen this before.
So we're not blaming both parties equally
she was moving
away from him
she was scared
she was scared
he was singing
he got real aggressive
when he grabbed her
he said fuck it
you ain't going nowhere now
she smiled
she leaned her head
back and smiled
yeah she said
but it's not
I think it's a part
it's a performance
yeah they both
nah bro
that wasn't
that was part of the video
but they did not
do that in rehearsals I'm just they did not do that in rehearsal.
They didn't do it in rehearsal.
Flashback, bro.
That nigga Swizz was probably like,
I'm going to write this shit.
Swizz felt like Ray J with Kardashian, bro.
At first, bro.
It was just a moment, bro.
One of the greatest,
one of the greatest performances ever, bro.
If not the greatest.
One of them, for sure. He Performances ever If not the greatest One of them for sure
That was
He said it was better than Mike
Yeah
I'm gonna say number one
But I say
One of the greatest
For the
I think Prince is still the best
Cause there's no way in hell
Purple Rain really came down
When he was singing
That sprinkling system bro
That
Fuck it
It sold me
Cause I said damn
It's really started raining in Miami
when Prince started
singing Purple Rain
yeah Prince had
Jermaine Dupri out there
dressed like a Mexican
girl in her Quintanilla
cause them socks
with the motherfucking
shoes was insane
motherfuckers said
that nigga was dressed
like the Monopoly man
I was rolling
somebody called
nigga Junior
for my wife and kids
cause I was crying
did y'all see the memes
that were ushering
somebody called
that nigga
the Addams Family girl cause she dressed like Wednesday nigga I was rolling did y'all see the memes That were ushering Somebody called that nigga The Addams Family girl
Cause she dressed like Wednesday
Nigga I was rolling
Did y'all see the memes
That were ushering
At least that nigga said
My work wife
That's how your bitch
Gonna be on Wednesday
On Valentine's Day
Where her work husband
That's pathetic man
Nah I seen one where
Somebody said Tuesday
When you gotta celebrate early.
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Shout out to the day after Valentine's. That's a real one.
Man, that shit is funny.
Damn, the day after gets some love too? I didn't know that.
What's worse, the day before or the day after? Day after,? I didn't know that. What's worse, the day before
or the day after?
Day after, bro.
Day after, bro.
Day after is bad.
That's CBS.
Everything 50% off.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Day after bad too,
especially this year.
You text by all
Valentine's Day
on All Stars.
They pull up to
All Stars on 56th.
That's our part?
For the day after.
If I see a couple
pics of all stars
I'm reposting y'all
because I'm
520 people
bye bitches
lemon drops
for the V-Day
with the photo
booth up
the day after
we ain't talking
about the pill
hell no
some of them too
them gonna be
on sale too
you know they know
where they at
blue shoe
they got the gummies now the plan B gummies I'm going to be on sale too. You know they know where they at. Blue shoes.
They got the gummies now?
The plant bee gummies is crazy.
They can't have them in Indiana, can they?
Can you have plant bees in Indiana?
I don't know.
Mike said we should probably... No, because they put the laws on her, Mark.
My fault.
I know where you can get them.
Pro choice.
Love what you want to love. Right, J-Boy? I know where you can get them pro choice love who you wanna love
right J-Boy
I know where you can get them though
you got the plug
it's a skin
it's my color
the name
the first part is my skin color
and the other word is market
olfacts
they got all crazy
on that
I'm thinking brown nigga
oh black
the brown market's crazy I'm thinking brown, nigga. Oh, black.
The brown part gets crazy. I'm going to find like 125 on there.
125 is crazy.
Yeah, you got to take a chance at that point.
It just furs up.
Hopefully I miss.
Hey, man, that Usher performance was crazy though
for that nigga to come out
full stride
skating was crazy
her guitar solo
was insane
yeah
yeah
I like her a lot bro
she might be my favorite
female artist right now
yeah
she is dope
yeah she hard
her playing that guitar
like that is amazing
elite
I thought it was fake
I'm like it's no way
they like nah
she really do that damn that's hard I didn't know who the fuck Will.I.Am was I was fake. I'm like, there's no way. They like, nah, she really do that.
Damn, that's hard.
I didn't know who the fuck Will.i.am was.
I was like, is that Kanye?
I didn't know.
It was just a Brandon Ball nigga.
That motherfucking mask.
I was like, wow.
Then he went through the legs.
I was done.
That was crazy.
But I got a question, because I always had a debate.
I used to get them mixed up, Ella Mai and her.
Like, who y'all think a better artist? I got to say her. Me too. Out of respect. I mean, I like both of them mixed up, Ella Mai and her. Who do y'all think are better artists?
I got to say her.
Me too.
I respect.
I mean, I like both of them.
They both can sing for sure.
But yeah, I just wonder because I was like, damn.
Only her because she play instruments.
That's the only reason why I'm taking her.
Yeah, that's different.
She dope.
That's different for sure.
But like we said, Chiefs got Super Bowl, worst team ever.
And then right after we got Super Bowl,
we went straight to Mike Ips and Shannon Sharp.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
Hopefully they can figure it out.
But it went too far.
It did.
Mike Ips just did some Indianapolis shit.
That's nap shit.
I don't fight.
But you're in my city doing all this stuff.
But you're in my city?
What the fuck?
I was like,
yeah,
this is not going to end well.
But I'm glad,
I think y'all said they
ended it.
Yeah,
they cleaned it up.
The niggas tagged us
and they was like,
y'all got to solve this.
I was thirsty.
I was trying to text Mike,
like,
you want to come on here
and speak your peace, King?
You and Mike about to be Shannon and Monique? Yeah, I was about to be Mike like, you want to come on here and speak your peace, King? You and Mike about to be
Shannon and Monique?
Yeah.
I was about to be there like,
go ahead, man.
Get it off your chest, man.
What did he say
that you didn't like?
What was the DM really saying?
I would have been here like that.
What's crazy is
these niggas as old as hell
argued about the DM confirmation.
I thought that being
the basis of the beef was crazy.
That is pretty funny.
Nah, it is.
It's a little weird,
but I think it'd be
deeper than that, bro.
Niggas is human, bro.
It's like shit, bro.
You got a platform, bro.
So how you using
your platform?
You abusing it,
calling me out my name,
blah, blah, blah.
It's cool,
but when you get to
lying on my name,
I'm going to address it.
Say, oh,
they probably shouldn't
be doing it.
That's cool
It's lame
Whatever y'all wanna say
Niggas are still human
I respect it
I agree
I respect what Shannon said
Like shit
Don't be lying on me nigga
But I also think
It's funny how Mike responded
But I think the funniest shit
Is Corey Holcomb responding
To both of them
Yeah
I ain't talking about it
But if y'all ain't seen it
That nigga's crazy
it's real beef in the streets
yeah I wonder
I don't even care
you know
everybody just ignores him
for a reason
because niggas don't want
to get that
nobody don't want no beef
with Corey Holcomb bro
when I see him in that
that Jordan sweatsuit
with the velour hat
I say yeah
he's on here
straight bullshit today
he was talking about
his daughter was crazy
yeah y'all my mama he's like here on straight bullshit today. He was talking about his daughter was crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, my mama.
He's like, I don't give a fuck about that bitch.
I said, damn.
You can't say that about your seed, bro.
You're out of my head.
He a different nigga.
I fuck with his show.
I fuck with Corey.
He one of my favorite comedians.
You cannot win going back and forth with a comedian.
They do this for a living.
You're going to lose, bro.
Facts.
Yeah, because D.L. Hughley and Tune.
Shannon,
it's Shannon's fault
why all this shit
got cracking, though.
It ain't really
his fault.
It is, bro.
Because he got the platform?
You let motherfuckers
come on there
and talk they shit
and now motherfuckers
going to start throwing you in.
You going to be a part
of the jokes, bro.
That's how shit go.
I think the thing
that's not fair about that is
the people who can't get to that platform is just
shitting on it really bad. Like, Corey Hawkins was
funny, but a lot of that was hate, because you know he's never gonna
bite you in that platform. Yeah, and it's no
diss to Shannon. I'm saying, though, like,
nigga, his platform got the shit cracking.
But now you in it? It did. It shit is
cracking, though. Yeah, his shit slapping,
bro. Like, motherfuckers is coming on there,
nigga, like he, Gayle King, and Oprah. Oh, his shit's slapping, bro. Like, motherfuckers is coming on there, nigga, like he,
Gayle King and Oprah.
Oh, God.
I seen him at the game last night.
It's not no more.
You seen Gayle?
I said, who the fuck
invited Gayle?
That ain't,
what's her nigga name?
Oh, Oprah.
Gayle got a nigga?
I thought they dated each other.
Oh, Oprah nigga.
What's his name?
Thank you.
Stedman.
Oh, yeah, Stedman.
Oh, you know where he at? When I see Stedman living yeah Stedman oh you know where he at
when I seen Stedman
living in the back
of the house
in the back house
when it was COVID
and she rode over there
on a cart
and was like
yeah Stedman's in here
but I said
how the fuck
can I get down
you gay as
in his own house
in the back of the property
Stedman walked
across
a Roger Federer line.
Kevin Federer line.
Britney Spears.
Oh, God.
He's the original Stedman.
Could y'all be Stedman?
Hell yeah.
Could you be Stedman?
Nah.
Or would you be in a man with just kick in?
Nah, I ain't want to be Stedman.
Stedman to Oprah?
Nah, and my bitch weak.
I don't know.
All right, well, say your bitch hard. Say your bitch is, uh, bitch weak. I don't know. All right, well, say your bitch hard.
Say your bitch is, uh, who hard?
I don't know, Holly Berry?
Yeah.
You could be Stedman to Holly?
Yeah, because I'll figure it out.
And I think Stedman probably,
Stedman is probably a silent hustler, bro.
He probably got a lot of fucking motion.
I couldn't, I couldn't do it.
Because I don't think how you just said
she pulled up on him
is like how
R. Kelly used to have
the hoes in my house.
Put up.
Like, Stedman can't leave.
What?
Stedman didn't leave.
He did.
He couldn't walk out the door
because it was COVID.
He just went to the front door
and was like,
and she was like,
now go back in.
And she kept the interview going.
Come on.
And she's like
a little cottage too.
That nigga just waved.
Like, yeah, let y'all know that nigga back there.
R. Kelly had them living in two by two.
We ain't got a life without R.
Don't do kills like that, bro.
I'm just saying, like, how he said she pulled up on him.
I think Stedman has motion.
So you said kills had them in bump beds.
Nigga, no, they had one bed.
That's crazy.
They was sharing a bed. Hey, you see our boy from the Ravens? nigga no that's crazy hey
you see our boy
from the Ravens
he was just like
he was just like
what if
R. Kelly came out
and saw the same girl
with Usher at the halftime
I was crying
that would have been
the greatest performance
of all time
that was a cold ass song
walking around
same girl
that would have been crazy
oh shit switch caption we'll defend the moment That's all. Same girl. That would be crazy.
Oh, shit.
Switch capture with the fifth moment here.
Nahida came up
saying like,
little mama,
hey, we got to
break this shit up.
I love a moment.
Nah, but I think
Stedman got motion though,
bro.
I ain't going to do
Stedman.
Stedman got hoes too.
He not just
cracker hoes, bro.
Stedman ain't got no hoes.
Stedman don't leave the house.
I don't believe that Jeff That just
I just
Bro she too busy bro
To pay attention bro
Man he had that nigga
In the back of that house
He got a camera on that nigga
That shit like saw back there
That nigga chained up
All type of shit
My nigga on house arrest
For Stedman
For Stedman bro
Stedman cracking shit
It hurt bro
He probably be mad
When he heard about Oprah
Nobody's cracking Oprah, bro.
Every time you see Oprah, you
never see, bro. He should go to all
these red carpets. He is knocking the Michaels
linen off. They're color purple. All
the bitches was with they niggas and shit.
She just walked up. OG.
Who weaker, Oprah or
what's the other one? Whoopi?
Oh, Whoopi.
I don't know. Whoopi. I think Whoopi who you bein Whoopi whoo
I don't know
Whoopi
I think Whoopi
got an onion back there
I don't wanna see it
I don't wanna peel that
you got that big dog
I might snipe Oprah
I mean
Whoopi
from back in the day
them movies from back in the day
she was weak
but she wasn't that bad
nah man
she got some good movies bro
no I'm saying
Jumping Jack Flash is a classic.
Yeah, what's that one with the monkey?
The basketball?
Eddie?
Aw, dog.
She was super weak in there.
She was the part of the first.
She's one of the OG left-handers.
I'm out.
Is that a movie?
I'm out.
Yeah, Young Whoopi look like Kevon Lutie.
I'm nothing.
Kevon Lutie, that's crazy.
I'm out. I'm out. I'm out of disrespect, man. Hey, but speaking of Gayleon I'm nothing Kevon Luton That's crazy I'm out
I'm out
I'm out of disrespect man
Hey but speaking of Gail King
Did you see what she said
She was dating a nigga
And he was like
Hey I need forbearance
For my child support
And he was like
She was like
He paid her back on time
But she was like
I looked at him differently
After that
Like
Cause y'all ever ask a girl
Y'all dating with to borrow money
Like
Hell yeah
I fuck Gail King
Bitch yeah
I know you got it
You should get over it bro
I mean You cool over it They probably date too I would ask her Why not all money. Hell yeah. Gayle King, bitch, yeah. I know you got it. You should get Oprah.
I mean, you cool Oprah.
They probably date too.
I would ask her why not.
No, that's wild.
She said she looked at him different.
Did she keep
fucking with him?
Nah, she said
after that it was
kind of shaky.
She's like,
I can't really rock
with him seriously
after that.
Yeah, I couldn't.
I wouldn't be able to
though.
I'm about to help you
pay for your child support.
I think what it's for.
What it's for
make a big difference.
But how y'all making it seem like
Oprah got a stem and shit.
Y'all act like my nigga's stem
don't got no motion
so you gotta ask.
This is Gil though.
It's Gil.
I'm just saying
they wanting the same, bro.
But asking your girl
you start dating her
a couple weeks for money
is crazy.
A couple weeks is crazy.
A month in, that's crazy.
Shit, they ask us.
Ooh.
Talk about it.
Tricking if you got it.
Tricking if you got it.
Tricking if you got it.
What you asking?
Do we get to look
at the difference?
Are they really asking
for the money, though?
Who?
Just out the gate
when you first
really dating a motherfucker.
Yeah, I dated a girl
that did ask me
for some money before
Yeah that's crazy
Everybody got a story
Everybody do got a story
But just asking like
So
The light bill
That's crazy
Nah ain't nobody did that
That's crazy
Cause you know
That's what I'm saying
Everybody gotta play it off first
Even if you a nigga
And you gotta ask your homeboy
For some money
You gonna be like
You ain't gonna ask that nigga The first like Day y'all Like you ain't seen that nigga In a minute a nigga and you gotta ask your homeboy for some money, you're gonna be like,
you ain't gonna ask that nigga the first day y'all, like you ain't seen that nigga in a minute, you just
came in town. You ain't gonna ask that nigga the first day.
You're gonna just kick it with him the third day.
You're gonna buy a couple drinks for niggas and everything
and then you're gonna be like, damn,
the bill came in? Fuck.
Hey, cuz, you think I can borrow about $400
real quick until this motherfucker come in, man?
I left my shit at the house.
No, but see, that's different.
I'm talking about a girl.
She's not paying you back.
Yeah, but she ain't going to ask you the first time.
She's going to finesse it a little bit.
She's going to give you a little night out,
dates here and there, kick it.
Act like she got some motion.
As to how good the nightcap was,
ever determine how much money she should get?
Listen, I'm not doing this episode. I don't marry, and I do not care about the nightcap was ever determine how much money she should get? Listen,
I'm not doing this episode.
I'm married
and I do not care
about the nightcap.
You brought it up.
Shout out to Shannon Ojo.
Nah,
this is the real nightcap.
This is the OG nightcap.
Nah.
I think,
I think,
This is where it started.
To like a situation like that,
I think it depends
on just how you fuck
with a person.
Like,
if you want to give a person $500, $1,000 just how you fuck with a person like if you want
to give a person
$500, $1,000
just cause you
fuck with them
that's what it's
gonna be
like
if you got some
if you gave a girl
some money
after you had
a night with her
yeah
I think that's
prostitution
like you pay
for the box
but if you just
nah not if you
nah that is
prostitution
we don't condone
prostitution on this show
I'm saying
like get it how you live yeah if the shot is fired be like you know what she did ask for seven that is prostitution. We don't condone prostitution on this show. I'm saying,
like,
get it how you live?
Yeah,
if the shot is fire,
you know what?
She did F7.
I might throw eight on there.
Oh, we get extras?
Never.
Big difference.
Extras.
It is textile.
Extras?
Nah.
That's all I'm saying.
Nah,
I don't give extras.
We go to the strip club,
she could be twerking
like a motherfucker.
That dollar's still going to be a dollar.
Ain't no change.
It could be 125, 150.
It could be a bill.
Ain't no inflation in this situation.
Hell no.
Hey, awesome nap shit.
Why did y'all niggas start scamming
that Keith Lee had to come out
and have a whole entire notion
to tell us that he is not doing
none of the things y'all saying out here?
Niggas is out here
scamming Indianapolis restaurants
talking about,
hey, give me seven bands
and I have Keith Lee pull up.
Damn.
He had to come out and say,
I am not a part of any of that.
I'm just coming here
to play basketball.
I'm not doing no food reviews.
That's some nap shit, man.
That is some nap shit.
Niggas gonna get it
higher than that.
Why y'all ain't
put me in a scam?
Fuck.
I would've really said,
we got him 15 bands.
I got Keith Lee coming up.
Who are you paying that to, though?
Off of 56.
They be like, Roof Chris on 56.
Yeah, we'll be there. We built it.
It's a pop-up shop.
That is crazy, bro.
Scamming a nigga to a food critic.
Scamming a TikTok nigga is crazy, bro.
A food critic is crazy.
That is insane, bro.
And we ain't disrespecting
his influence
because it matters
and he is out here
changing motherfuckers' lives
in the food world, but...
He had it come by.
He's like,
hey, this is not me, y'all.
Yeah, to tell niggas
I got Keith Lee pulling up
to give me a ban.
No, they weren't asking
for a ban.
They were asking for several.
I'm just saying
just any type of money.
That's not even his aura, bro.
He don't even do shit.
Book it for Keith Lee's crazy.
I just found out who the nigga was.
Shout out to y'all niggas.
I listened to some of his shit.
It's pretty cool, though.
What'd he do?
Boy, he said like he was a rapper.
I mean, like,
I listened to some of the restaurants
and some of the ones he did review,
I've been to, like,
in some different cities, but.
Nah, he definitely,
he's tapped in for sure.
Yeah.
His word go a long way.
Oh, absolutely, bro.
And that's what I thought
was so crazy.
I was just like, bro,
he gives money away to people.
I was like, yeah,
we need seven bands
and then if the line
doesn't go to Weekend,
we need a percentage.
I'm like, God damn,
Keith Lee ain't
extorting people out here, bro.
Damn.
That's crazy. Shout out to Keith Lee, man extorting people out here, bro. Damn. That's crazy.
Shout out to Keith Lee, man.
Hey, man, our favorite couple broke up.
Larson, man.
Oh, not the Pip.
Damn.
The lineage.
It's not going to ever be restored, man.
I wonder who's next.
Y'all, it's confirmed they broke up?
It's alleged.
It's alleged.
You said you wonder who's next?
Yeah.
You got to have a good one in the tuck.
So she went from future, so Pip to future to Marcus.
Nope.
Nope.
Malik Beasley.
Malik.
Yeah, her son's teammate.
Malik.
Larsa, she's a well-rounded person.
Yeah.
She stay, she go any kind of lane.
I think her actor is next.
Got to be.
That's the one she missing,
huh?
Michael B. Jordan.
Oh,
that's a sick,
that's a sick.
There it is.
Oh,
it sound about right too.
She gonna get the Jordan lineage
either way?
There it is.
It look like.
There it is.
That look like something he will,
yeah.
Michael B. Jordan's next.
They gonna be in a picture together.
He gonna have a long sleeve shirt
on looking crazy.
That's gonna be the caption.
Well,
Michael B. Jordan, you heard it. Yep, Michael B. Jordan.
You heard it here first.
Michael B. Jordan.
He gonna take her to Cree 8.
Remember Cree she got.
She's OD, bro.
She wild.
She said,
you keep came with OBJ
and she is like,
it's my turn.
Marcus finna grab him one, though.
What?
Which one, though?
He gonna get him one.
He can't get.
Fuck.
Young boy already pulled up Dre.
Jada Green.
Jada Green already.
He don't want Dre.
Nah, bro.
He did Larsa.
He can do her.
You right.
Larsa got 12 kids.
Yeah, he can do her.
Dre only got five.
Yeah, he can do her.
He getting bitches kids.
Extra kids is crazy.
I don't know.
He probably going to go a rapper. He ain. I don't know. He can go.
He probably going to go a rapper.
That's because he ain't that type of nigga.
He going to date a rapper?
He might be an R&B singer.
Who he going to date?
Like who?
I don't know, bro.
SZA?
But we know we put people together.
Who we going to put together?
All for you.
Marcus Jordan and who?
Hmm.
He got to be with a scammer next.
Nah, that's too tough.
That's too tough?
Nah, he's already with a shitball ass bitch.
He's probably going to date somebody else, rich kid.
I can see that.
Give him ice spice.
Well, she starting?
Nah, she too popular now.
She hanging with old buddy in them.
She threw them horns up.
Yeah, she hanging with old buddy in them now. Oh, Texas. Oh, yeah, she with the Swifties? Yeah, she hanging with too popular now. She hang with old buddy in them. She threw them horns up. Yeah, she hang with old buddy in them now.
It's over with.
Oh, yeah, she with the Swifties?
Yeah, she hang with Taylor Swift now.
It's over for her.
None of y'all niggas getting her.
It's over.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's over.
No nigga getting her no more.
She about to date.
You don't get any more cool nigga.
Cool girl, though.
R&B chief.
White Spice about to date now.
Somebody on the Chiefs.
Somebody going to be lit.
Hell nah.
She about to date somebody.
Dee Bo. Step in, bro. He about to date somebody. D-Bo!
Step in, bro.
He about to date
somebody white.
Watch.
Pete Davidson.
Some shit like that.
Some shit like that.
Watch.
That's too filthy.
Bro, he had Kim K.
She ain't going that crazy.
She is, bro.
I'm telling you,
she all the way gone now.
Pete Davidson.
Her family roots
for the 49ers.
She's at the Chiefs
suite hugging. Hype. She gone. She gone. Her family roots for the 49ers. She's at the Chiefs. Sweet.
Hugging.
Hype.
She gone.
She gone.
That's a money play.
Yeah, she gone.
Hey, I see Travis Kelsey
really yelling Andy Reid like that.
Yeah, and bumped him too.
Could you yell
any of your coaches like that
and still play?
Nah.
I wouldn't even know
how to yell or do.
I ain't that type of nigga.
I yelled at Bud before.
Me and him got into it before, but.
What you doing if one of your players run up on you like that?
At Pike?
Good fucking luck.
Nigga, I will kick your ass off the team so fast,
and then I'm going to see your pops.
He going to do it during the game.
Yeah, get the fuck, get the fuck away from me
and get the fuck off the team.
You're done.
Put your jersey
Matter of fact
Nigga take your jersey
Off right here
Run in the back
Whatever your tights on
That's what you're leaving with
Cause you got me fucked up
And then you can tell your dad
To wait after the game
You see
You see he was on
With the kids
With the hillies
A nigga run down
On the team
Mid game
Mike get spooky
That pull up
Got to burn real quick.
He's like,
you're going to have to see me
and Mike say,
hey, you in my city
and I don't fight.
You know what?
Let's hash this out as men.
That was,
he didn't know how many people
was going to be with Mike Epps,
nigga.
Boy, what?
Nigga, that nigga.
He was going to see
the other side of HGTV,
the block that don't show.
The other part of that neighborhood
that ain't rehabbed. The motherfuck that ain't fixed yet,
there's going to be a thousand niggas on your head, boy.
They put the green screen on the rest of the neighborhood.
Man, what?
There's going to be a thousand niggas over there.
Shed is talking about he love Country Kitchen. They open till 3 a.m.
this week and they's going to be waiting all day.
White picture all over that motherfucker.
Nigga, facts, nigga.
It would have been a thousand niggas waiting for Sean to show up, boy.
Oh, God damn.
That's why he said it.
In my hometown,
toss it up.
He fit the bird
out there.
Because niggas
know where it's at.
You see how comfortable
he was sitting there?
He said,
in my hometown,
all-star.
Nigga, he put
the bird call out.
It's up.
He told Ojo
to buy some eyebrows,
nigga.
I was crying
What's wrong with that nigga
You can't go back and forth with comedians bro
Them niggas is too funny
They silly man
They silly as hell
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Alright, man. All-star predictions.
Who won the three-point contest?
Who win that motherfucker?
Let's go through.
I think Tyrese is in it.
Dame is in it.
Dame.
Dame, that quick?
Yeah.
Me, I'm taking Dame.
Dollar.
I don't even care who else in that motherfucker.
It don't even matter.
I ain't got to look it up.
I got Dollar.
Pure J-Work.
Dame, Dollar.
That's crazy.
Pure J-Work. That's what Pure J That's crazy Pure J work
That's what y'all call
Y'all pieces
My joint
Oh your joint
That's fair
I'm just saying
I'm just saying
Whatever you call it
You call it
Y'all niggas
Are sick
My name's
Meaning something
You know
I was excited
For y'all for all start off
This weekend
Being in Indianapolis
Our hometown
Fucking excited
I'm glad we're a part of it
We're just
Good timing for this shit
Absolutely
It all worked out
I mean
I'm excited
I think the weekend
Gonna be a little hectic
I don't think we gonna sleep much
But
No
I'm playing on it
Real busy
Yeah
I think the crazy thing about it is
How many people gonna be
In this small ass area.
And it's really about to be cracking
because they done made everything
cater made to people being outside.
I wish we had last weekend's weather
this fucking weekend.
It's going to be cold as shit,
but it's going to be crazy.
I really want to see who gets
the All-Star Game MVP.
I'm really intrigued to see that.
I'll be there.
I don't want to go see him.
I'd rather go to the
I'd rather go to the
dunk contest if I could.
Yeah, I'd be there too.
That type of shit.
I'd rather fuck with that.
I should have tapped y'all in, man.
Bad friend, man.
Bad friend.
But I had to do it for the kids.
That's all good.
Not for the kids.
Yeah, I got some of the kids
some tickets.
Shout out to the kids.
Shout out to Spike. We're going to be alright next season. Yeah, we got some of the kids some tickets. Shout out to the kids. Shout out to Spike.
We're going to be all right next season.
Yeah, we'll be better.
Ballpark MVP.
Y'all making a prediction?
Yeah, I think I'm going to say.
You're going to say?
Yeah.
You're going right here.
I don't know, man.
They might cheat and let Tyrese get it.
He ain't going to shoot enough.
I need Tyrese to break the assist record.
What's the assist record in the All-Star game? 33. Yeah, is it Chris Paul? I just't going to shoot him, though. I need Tyrese to break this record. What's this record to all-star game?
33.
Yeah, is it Chris Paul?
I just made it up.
Oh, damn.
Tyrese could get it.
It'll be hard if they let him play and rock out.
He's been able to throw in oops all day.
Yeah, he can break the record.
What you think about Beyonce making them weak-ass songs?
All right.
Hey, listen.
The commercial. She's a great promoter
That commercial was fire
Fire
30Ms
Great promoter
Yeah I'm sleep on
I'm sleep on the Honky Tonk CD
I don't want to hear that shit
Respectfully to Beyonce
But I'm not trying to hear country music
And I'm definitely trying to hear from her
You fuck with the country music Beyonce?
I ain't tapped in.
I don't think
that's her lane,
but if that's what
she doing,
her people,
her people,
her audience
is going to tap in
for sure.
I swear to God,
if they like this shit,
they lying.
No,
they are lying.
I swear to God,
at some point,
y'all just really
obsessed with her.
It's not going to
stop her motion, bro.
It ain't going to
stop nothing,
but I'm just saying.
And it's going to
give her a different
audience too.
For sure, but they lying. Yeah. Can't say that bro niggas is lying if they be like no music is opinion based bro we create that into we make that shit into like a serious
true or false debate that's not really a thing it's opinion based bro it's a lot of shit that's
out here that's whack that we don't fuck with.
But that don't mean the other motherfuckers
ain't gonna tap in.
She's so big like Wayne.
Wayne done made
some bullshit music, bro.
Facts.
Bro.
Fuck with the hoes.
Fuck with the bros.
And boy,
OD switched hit her.
Oh, that's funny as fuck.
Call Diddy Chipper Jones.
He said the transition
it took me out though.
Call him Chippy J.
Chippy is crazy.
I still laugh.
Allegedly, I ain't never heard
no gay room
but I just heard
they had the
what's the shit called
the freaky off
or something
the freak off
freak offs
allegedly
allegedly
we've heard that
he does not discriminate
the freak off
freak off is crazy
the real versus
that's a hell of a funny flyer
matter of fact
we didn't say
all-star Thursday is called Freak Off.
I've been throwing one in wrong.
All Star after party is called Freak Off.
The real versus.
What the fuck, bro?
Why you calling him Freak Off?
It's crazy, man.
He's a nutso, bro.
That nigga started getting all lean. He's fucking nuts, bro.. That nigga's already got a wig.
He's fucking nuts, bro.
I'll be pissed if somebody named my party then.
It'll be more pissed when you get there
and find out what you gotta do.
They said they give motherfuckers the time to get a part of
their dough.
I ain't gonna lie, man.
I've been to some parties. They definitely
give you a grace period before it get
weird.
They brought the video up when Justin Bieber car broke down the hood and they had
that nigga doing push-ups.
I think Luis clipped that.
Justin Bieber in the hood doing push-ups.
If you ain't never had AAA, that's the time to get a nigga.
He was in shambles.
Them hood niggas had him doing crossfit.
That's another fucking white sensation.
Justin Bieber was
massive, bro,
when he was growing up. Bro, Justin
Bieber's some nigga, and it was okay.
His concerts
used to be insane, bro.
They still are. Like,
when he was growing up, I'm like, damn, he was one of
the first kid stars, too. Nah, him and
Eminem was out of pocket, though.
Eminem, I mean,
Justin Bieber saying nigga,
Eminem saying he hate black bitches.
Yeah.
They was out of pocket.
He had a whole diss track.
He had a black bitch track.
It was crazy.
Nobody ever say shit about that.
And nobody,
we never talked about Benzino really killing his nigga
on a diss track though.
Did y'all hear that shit?
Mm-hmm.
That nigga really did
kind of kill that shit.
And then he even said
something about that dog
looking like him.
That took me out.
The Benzino dog.
I knew it.
Every time that fucking dog
pop up, nigga, I cry, nigga.
Oh, shit. Eminem don't get
critiqued like he should, though. Nah, man.
He should.
I just
never got into that.
I hate my mom mom I kill my dad
I do everything
Yeah he can rap
Like a motherfucker
But hey you not trying
To hear that shit in your car
Like
I swear bro
I fuck with Eminem though
But
Young M was crazy
I ain't gonna lie
That Benzino shit
When I realized
That he did that
Some years ago
I stopped fucking with him
Like I hate black bitches
As well
Yeah they
That's crazy
Yeah
Justin Bieber singing Nigga is crazier Yeah but they is. That's crazy. Yeah. Justin Bieber singing
nigga is crazier.
Yeah, but they like,
they got a whole,
what's my boy
that y'all said
fell off, man?
He performed this song
in London.
He had a big, big
coming out album.
Damn, Roddy Ricch.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You seen that video
going around,
all them people in London
singing that song
bro everybody out there white bro that that's different you can't control people singing at
a concert we go to all these festivals way in concerts they sing nigga but it's different when
the main act is on stage doing that shit a white person saying nigga and a motherfucker saying i
hate black bitches the black bitches is gonna hit different It hit way They both flagrant
But that is like
Real specific
Yeah like
You picked
An audience
Yeah
Niggas
Like saying
A white dude saying
Nigga
It's like
It's bad
We ain't condoning
It's like damn bitch
Yeah
Watch your fucking mouth
A white dude saying
I hate black bitches
I hate black bitches
It's like whoa God damn Bitch We about to kill you Yeah That's crazy Yeah, watch your fucking mouth. But white dudes say, I hate black bitches. I hate black bitches. They're like, whoa.
God damn.
We about to kill you.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's different, man.
Yeah, like, I hate you niggas.
It's like, fuck you, ho-ass nigga.
I hate you black bitches.
That is insane.
Hey, people be getting a lot of sick shit off, bro.
Yeah, fuck.
I'm just laughing.
They said Benzino the strongest nigga with no neck in the world.
That nigga Benzino, bro.
He be going through it, man.
Shout out to him.
Daughter been turning up, though.
Shout out to her.
Yeah.
A lot of niggas think she attractive.
I don't.
Why matter?
Because she just look like a kid to me.
I don't even look at her like that
She be twerking and shit like that
When the homies be like
Yo she pretty
I'm like how y'all look at her
Yeah Kenan love her
Yeah my bro she 12, 14
Yeah she's too little
She ain't nothing to look at man
Not to me
She is a pretty girl
I need some stretch marks
Yeah
Stretch marks and a little hell damage I need some stretch marks. Yeah.
Stretch marks and a little hell damage.
I don't want no hell damage.
You don't want no hell damage?
Nah, I'll take the stretch marks and the hell damage.
It's crazy.
I never want a little hell damage.
God damn it, see people stay warm to the rescue.
What he talking about?
What he talking about? The real deductible.
I did.
The cheapest one.
I'm at 250.
I did a couple stretch marks.
I know you human.
I know.
I know.
So, you know what I mean?
Stretch marks ain't bad.
Nah, nah.
I take a couple stretch marks.
I'm cool with that.
Prefer them on the belly.
Not when it look like oatmeal cream pie, though.
I'm cool.
I love a good
Coogee sweater
that's so trash
ain't that like a
Coogee sweater
that's so trash
ain't that like a
life after death
Coogee sweater
shout out to Biggie
do a couple of
the chains too
the Biggie
the real good stuff
I'm cool
I'm big there's a picture of Biggie in the studio and? You know, the real Gus though. I'm cool, I'm big.
There's a picture
of Biggie in the studio
and like his,
you can say his eyes
like super crossed.
He was looking at Diddy
in a bag of Doritos
at the same time, bro.
It was crazy.
I was like,
why does this nigga?
Hey, motherfuckers out here
think I'm caca.
Fuck y'all.
Yeah, I'm in beauty with you.
I knew somebody was saying.
What the fuck, bitch?
My eyes are beautiful.
The fuck? Fuck, I don't have to do that. I knew somebody was going to say it. What the fuck, bitch? My eyes are beautiful. The fuck?
Fuck, I don't know.
Oh, man.
We are dumb as fuck.
This is how you know
All-Star around the corner, bro.
We just in here talking about shit.
We having a good time today.
We just having a good time.
Y'all going to see this.
We going to get back to our real shit
after this All-Star break.
But right now,
we just having a good time.
Right now, we turned up.
When you come to the city,
have a great fucking time.
Yeah, for sure.
If your Lyft driver driving a Caprice, he's not a Lyft
driver. He might rob you. Please be very
safe. Or he driving that Toyota Camry.
Ooh.
Or he driving a Kia.
He probably stole my car.
Oh, shit.
I should have seen that.
He probably stole my car.
We order an Uber. She's like,
ew, that probably stinks.
Bro, I swear to God.
Get the upgrade.
Nah, nigga.
I'm like, nigga.
No, wait a second.
We got in a fucking Cadillac
and it was nothing wrong
with that motherfucker.
The first fucking car
we got in
that you ordered
was a fucking Toyota Camry
and that motherfucker
stank.
What year was it?
2010?
No, he a liar.
That motherfucker
got a screen in it.
The nigga rolled down
the windows and it's 40 degrees outside. He knew this shit was a liar. That motherfucker got a screen in him. The nigga rolled down the windows
and it's 40 degrees outside.
He knew this shit was faking.
He knew this shit was faking.
It was cold,
but I swear to God,
it wasn't fat like niggas
wondering that bitch like this.
This how I don't be here
when ordering no cars
because when I order a truck,
I mean, Mike said,
yes,
and Bia said,
this the shit you want.
When I order, we got, what did we get?
We got a fucking Lexus.
We got a newer Cadillac.
That Cadillac was weak, but the Lexus was fire.
I was rolling.
Nigga Mike said, yes, Bia said, this is the shit you want.
This nigga got a whole big ass black truck.
Fucking Beyonce fit to pop out.
Like security guard came around.
The nigga had on a black suit
getting out of his car.
I was rolling, bro.
I said, man,
what y'all been ordering?
Mike said,
you know,
that nigga get back.
We only had one car
since then, though.
That nigga was like...
It was tragic, man.
And then I see the video
of y'all niggas
with the Uber driver.
That was in...
When I told the Uber driver that...
That was the Tesla.
Yeah, the Tesla. That was fun. Shout I told the Uber driver that. That was in Tesla. Yeah, the Tesla.
That was fun.
Shout out to,
what's his name?
Miu.
Oh, hi.
What was his last name?
Damn.
I can't pronounce it.
Oh, what's his ethnicity?
Four.
The niggas that make fun.
Japanese.
Vietnamese.
Chinese.
He was Vietnamese.
We didn't fuck with the Chinese. He was Vietnamese. Chinese. He was Vietnamese. We didn't fuck with the Chinese.
He was Vietnamese.
Okay.
We seen that nigga in Cheetah that night.
I swear.
We went to go get something to eat.
Wait a second.
You went to go get something to eat?
No, I'm saying we did.
We did.
I'm like, we did.
Hey, what the hell?
I think I thought we went to
what's that shit called on HBO? Cat went to What's that shit called on HBO?
Cal?
Buddy Ranch?
We ain't go to the Buddy Ranch, motherfucker.
I just went to get something to eat.
Scary, honestly.
I think you said, hold on.
Wait a minute.
We ain't go to the Buddy Ranch.
Cheetah.
Cheetah.
We ate a little more over that thing.
Oh, shit.
You took your fire ass over to the Cheetah, didn't you, Mike? Y'all went to the buddy restaurant. Cheetah. Cheetah. We aint no more over that thing. Oh shit. You took your fire ass
Uber to the Cheetah
didn't you Mike?
Y'all went in a Corolla.
Got him out of
your black car.
I went to the Uber
and say I'm the Cheetah
didn't you?
He just went to get
something to eat.
Damn it is a restaurant.
That's fair enough.
It's set up
just like a restaurant.
I swear to God
that nigga said
that nigga did
I go to the buddy restaurant.
That's funny.
I said hey. They know we good. I swear to God, that nigga said, that nigga did have to go to the buddy restaurant. That's funny.
I said, hey.
They know we couldn't get under your bum bum, buddy.
Hello, you niggas be getting scared.
Niggas be like, hold on.
Mike ain't going to talk about that episode for another three weeks now.
Describe what the cheetah is.
Describe.
Description.
It's a restaurant.
They do have a full menu.
Full service.
The chicken was actually really good.
Did it come on a plate?
The cheetah, did the cheetah come on a plate?
Or the bitch hands.
They do have a nice breast meal, you know.
A chicken breast.
They had a thousand
before we stopped.
Ordering a chicken breast
at a strip club
is weak as hell.
You a nasty nigga.
That motherfucker
probably grilled.
Bro,
I lied.
Dick to the side.
Red beans and gravy.
I ate too late.
That shit was a piece of shit, man.
Hey, man.
We got to get him back.
Edit that for him.
I'm going to get you in trouble, man.
I didn't know you couldn't go eat dinner, man.
I'm fine.
You don't have to ask what's working today.
Oh, shit.
On that note, man, enjoy y'all's state off-stripe weekend.
Have a good time in the city.
Please be safe.
It is not sweet here.
If you don't know, if you don't believe it,
just please go watch Mike Epps' video again.
It will let you know.
It is not that sweet in this city.
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