Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague on why Tyrese Haliburton is BEST PG in NBA + CM Punk RETURNS to WWE
Episode Date: November 30, 2023We’re back with Season 2, Episode 19 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss how Tyrese Haliburton of the Indiana Pacers has been the BEST point guard in the NBA so far this season. He ha...s been carrying the Pacers, and has been better than Steph Curry of the Golden State Warriors and Damian Lillard of the Milwaukee Bucks. The guys then discuss how Anthony Edwards has become the best young player in the NBA as he’s quickly become a superstar for the Minnesota Timberwolves. Finally, the guys discuss their favorite wrestlers of all time as CM Punk made his return to the WWE. 00:00 - Introduction03:00 - Buying fake clothes09:30 - Jeff’s WORST Christmas gift19:00 - Best point guard in NBA25:00 - CM Punk back in WWE32:00 - Throwback phones #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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My name is DJ Wells.
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Bishop out the privilege.
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How you what?
Love, bro.
Shout out to all the supporters.
We reached 100K. I think we a little past 100. We at like 110-Han, how you what? Love, bro. Shout out to all the supporters. We reached 100K.
I think we a little past 100.
We at like 110 now.
Man, we got 110?
Shout out to everybody, man,
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I know what really did it.
We don't got to tap into it,
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One of our previous episodes
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Shout out to all the blogs
that showed us love.
We don't want to shout all y'all out, but... But shout out to y'all. Yeah. Shout out to y the blogs that showed us love. We don't want to shout
all y'all out, but.
But shout out to y'all.
Yeah.
Shout out to y'all.
You know what I'm saying?
My dawg.
Still to my right,
young Nacho, young T.
How you up, man?
Stressful week, man.
It's been a week.
Man, it's been too long.
Nah, but I'm so happy
we got this 100K, man.
The fans showing love.
The supporters,
the subscribers,
all that good stuff, man.
Let's just keep going.
Keep making good content, bro.
For sure, for sure.
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You know what I'm saying?
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but I appreciate the energy.
You know what I'm saying?
Nah, I was on B-Hand time.
These like the new forces right here.
I'm like, yeah, I might wear these every day.
Them look like the ones the DJ showed us back in the day.
What the heck?
Ah, okay.
Them the for real ones.
So,
R.P.
by nigga DJ,
he didn't sell fake shoes.
So,
that's what he tried to say.
R.P.
the 6'5 guy,
he's a,
I had a prayer deal.
He was a shoe man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Out of the GMC shoes.
Them shit's white shoes.
I had to see what bro told,
looking like Paul's on this shit.
That's crazy.
He's out of pocket, bro.
See what bro Tug
looked like.
Wow, bro.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's how you knew
if the shoe was real or not.
The funny shit is
getting a fake shoe
and a shoe to come out
is always funny
because nigga,
you got them
and they gonna look at your shit
hard and tell me like,
damn.
I used to hate niggas I remember
when the goddamn
cherry 14s came out
I'm like why the
fuck would you
go to peddlers
knowing everybody
at the school
got the real ones
why would you
even mess them
up with our shit
bro
yeah I had some
fake tins
red and white
tins
but they was
terrible
crazy bro
yeah
that's what
I wouldn't be
doing bro
it's trippy
we used to
fuck peddlers
up back in the day I mean that's how it was the real nice. Well, we used to fuck paddlers up back in the day.
I mean, that's how it was.
The real nice kicks, you know what I'm saying, was the fake site back in the day.
Niggas was tapping in.
Facts.
Was there any shoe sites like that, though?
Like, can you buy, like, remake shoes still to this day?
Hell yeah, nigga.
If you ever look on the internet now, and if you go look at all, like, dunks, like,
older dunks, or, like, Travis Scott's with a whole bunch of people who got them, most
of the time they fake.
Yeah. Because I've been seeing niggas with crazy SB dunks. Like, I know like Travis Scott's with a whole bunch of people who got them most of the time they fake yeah
cause I've been
seeing niggas
with crazy SB dunks
like I know
they're not real bro
yeah and people like
people like
rocking with the fake dunks
so
that's the shit now
yeah I was like
it ain't like
frowned upon
like people
I genuinely didn't know
that it was a site
that you can go buy
some bullshit on
I ain't never bought
no fake
I got some fake Yeezys
but that wasn't on purpose that wasn't on purpose no fake. I got some fake Yeezys.
But you didn't know.
That wasn't on purpose, no.
Shout out to the Red October.
Yeah.
That was orange.
Man, them shits was orange, damn it.
That nigga love with that shoe color.
Nigga said, hey, bro, them shits is fake.
How much they run you, though?
$2,500.
Woo.
For the fakes?
For the fakes, nigga.
Didn't know.
Damn.
Who told you that was fake, PJ?
I was at a shoe con or whatever, and I'm up in the motherfucker,
and I had pulled him out, paused, and I'm like,
the nigga was like, you might want to put the... You might want to put the...
See, what niggas don't know is on that easy too,
when you open that strap, it's shit on there.
Yeah.
But it's real particular.
Like, you know how you can't fake certain details of shoes and shit?
Yeah.
That's one of them you can't go away from.
Damn, nigga. But I knew niggas were fake and shoes and shit? That's one of them you can't go away from. Damn, niggas still.
But I knew niggas with the fake designer shoes.
I know that's still a thing.
Oh, niggas be dripped out in the fake designer.
Tiff put me on to, like, certain sites and shit.
Go to Atlanta, boy.
They got everything you need.
I seen a nigga with a Gucci thermal.
I had never seen a Gucci thermal in my life.
Them was the wildest thing.
Niggas had them Gucci velour outfits at Pike.
The tracksuits?
Oh, my goodness.
I'm like, bro.
They had money.
No, they didn't.
They went to the back of-
Gucci velour is crazy.
Yeah.
We had the South Pole, academics, Fat Farm.
Niggas didn't have no Gucci at real.
I swear, they had Gucci.
Y'all was different.
They didn't have Gucci either at real I swear they had Gucci They didn't even I was different They didn't have Gucci either Nah that's it
That's it
They said something else
To that motherfucker
But it had G's on there
That G was lowercase
To the motherfucker
It's fucking crazy
But that's a big thing now though
And that's why like
If you look at the
Sneaker resale market
A lot of shit been diving
Because it's a lot of
Generation of people now
That's just like
Shit ain't gonna know The difference Fuck it I paid 200 for the fake before i paid 1500 for
this motherfucker resell on stock x that's crazy and if you ain't getting across the people who
really know that shit shit you getting it off yeah because i know my niggas was getting all
motherfuckers for them uh dr ones out of pocket yeah we know i got a homeboy out of pocket. I got a homeboy out of pocket, bro.
I definitely out of pocket.
Yeah, I said, hey, man.
I said, oh, nigga.
Nigga is in the gym with the D.R.
You got money.
Nigga, hey, I said.
You got money.
I don't have those.
Jeff was low-key hating.
I was.
I was.
You know what I mean?
I don't give a damn.
He like, man, look.
I said, bro.
Because I wasn't paying no attention. I said, nah, look, I said, bro, because I wasn't paying no attention.
I said,
nah, he wearing them two records.
Did you see the laces?
That's what got me.
Nah, we just saw the side of them hoes.
Man, I said,
nah, he playing.
Nah, for real.
Nah, he got to be playing.
The screen print of yours.
Yeah.
Shout out to him, man.
Because I mean,
I'm so tapped out of that shit
because I'm like,
nigga, if you got a fake
like Gucci fit or something, how can somebody really I'm like Nigga if you got a fake Like Gucci fit or something
How can somebody really tell bro
Especially if you got a duplicate
Because niggas ain't checking the tags
Now let's throw some bullshit in the game
Now niggas definitely get caught
Off of fake shoes
But we definitely don't say
Nothing to women who got fake purses
Now you probably don't know
But they
That's the part
They
That's regular
Yeah
I went to China
We went to China
Nevermind I to China nevermind
I ain't nevermind
nope
I ain't doing it
they ain't gonna wear you out bro
they know they got the
alright I'll be doing it
it's funny
they got the remix
this is how I knew
rich people crazy bro
so the richest person
on our team
was
the owner
he's a rich
yeah
his wife went and bought
a whole Louis Vuitton
fake set
I said no the fuck
she did and she did yeah it was it was buying so much fake shit in china one time one of the girls
i don't remember who girlfriend it was she bought a ysl bag but it said y8l so it said y-H-L instead of the S it was an 8 oh 8 the number
yeah
and P was like
you wildin' with this one
she was like
it looks that bad
and you look baby girl
it's an 8
it ain't even an S on there
so you should've been
brought up on the charges
when YSL got arrested
that shit had an 8
bro I was like
this is crazy
damn
Kobe YSL is nuts
but to see the owner's wife
bro he a billionaire.
She had a whole Louis Vuitton.
She had the fleet.
She had the fucking big-ass duffel with the suitcase with the...
Oh, she got the Christmas kiss.
Oh, yeah.
She got the Christmas...
Nigga, all of it.
Well, I mean, who was going to say something to them, though?
I think that's why they...
That's what I said.
I was like, who's going to tell her it's fake?
Because I'm papered up.
Yeah. I'm a billionaire. And that's why we that's what I said I was like who gonna tell her it's fake cause I'm papered up yeah
I'm a billionaire
and that's why we
be behind the A ball
and that's why I told P
load up
she was like
hell nah
I be the one
that get called out
I get caught
like shit
that's the fucked up
part about it
you can get it off
but that moment
you get caught
it's gonna be
it's spooky
cause the whole team
we all bought Rolexes.
Like, everybody bought Rolexes.
Yeah.
I said I can't do it with y'all.
Y'all from NAP, dog.
The moment I get called out, bro.
You're going to be tight.
I'm going to be tight, bro.
You're going to be pissed.
I ain't do it like y'all, bro.
Y'all don't care.
I care, bro.
He's going to be different.
He's talking about a real one.
Don't get it fucked up.
Oh, God. Check I care, bro. He's going to be different. He's talking about a real one. Don't get it fucked up. Oh, God.
Check my stats, nigga.
Fuck you, Tom.
Homeboy trying to play you,
put you in the eight mile
to TikTok.
Boy, they didn't caught you
with a fake watch.
That's bad.
That's two men
with a fake watch.
I'm going to go get that nigga
no love for that TikTok.
It was funny, but fuck him.
I was not.
I wasn't reposting it.
Motherfuckers was sitting
to me shit like this shit.
Fuck him.
You're tagged a lot. I said, yeah, fuck him. I won't putosting it Motherfuckers Was saying to me shit Like this shit Fuck him I said yeah
Fuck him
I won't put no laugh
I respond to everybody
Who tag me and shit
His
Fuck him
He ain't getting no
Cause I
Niggas call me that shit
It was crazy
Shit was funny
Talking about my journey
Fuck him
I'm still mad about that shit
I knew you wouldn't know that
Cause I didn't say
I was like
I said if I'm 20 pages Get reposted But I'ma just let this rock I ain't gonna repost this I'm still mad about that shit I knew you wouldn't know that cause I didn't say I was like I said if Bob's 20 pages
get reposted
but I'ma just let this rock
I ain't gonna repost this
I'ma just let this cook
I was like fuck him
cause uh
the first time somebody
ever called me that
was Dennis Ziegler man
he called me that shit
in high school
he said hey man
you look like that nigga
off Antoine Fisher
I said nigga what
and that's a wild movie
yeah I was like
who the fuck's off Antoine Fisher
and it was that nigga and I was like y'all fuck's off Antoine Fisher? And it was that nigga.
I was like, y'all got me fucked up.
All right, peace to that nigga.
Y'all, he passed, didn't he?
Yeah, they got me fucked.
Nah, they tried to kill me off.
That's crazy.
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Damn.
So if your girl bought you something fake for Christmas
and you didn't know what you found about one of your niggas, you tight i'm doing it like fray lucas did that fire after he came
back home from the indictment that's a fight fucking playing in my face i'm gonna fake pay
this rent niggas be excited for them christmas gifts because you imagine going crazy like
what's the best christ Christmas gift you ever got?
Like a girl got you.
That's a good question.
Pay my car note.
Damn.
She real fat.
When I had my 300, motherfucker paid two months for me.
Damn.
Damn, two?
Yeah.
When I had the one back at Butler the black one
what's the best you got
damn
I was gonna say
alright
not no fucking comment
I'm a little shitty now
I got some fire shoes
before but shit
I'm out of pocket
if I shout it out
that's out of pocket
for sure
I wasn't actually
I was really about to
like
it was gonna be Jeff's turn
but he just can't say it
I was like
nah we ain't doing that
respects
uh basically if I got Pete bought me a four wheeler Jeff's turn, but he just can't say it. I was like, ah, shit. No, we ain't doing that. Respects?
Best gift I got, Pete bought me a four-wheeler.
Ah, yeah.
That's fun.
That's hard.
That's crazy.
Because when you go to the comparison with gifts, it always gets spooky.
Yeah.
That is spooky, but that, like, All right, what was I talking about?
A four-wheeler?
Four-wheelers are...
That's elite.
Yeah, I was like, damn.
What do I got to get now?
Fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
I was like, fuck, you bought a four-wheeler?
Fuck, I got to get a car.
Fuck it.
What was yours, bro?
Oh, I got some heat before.
I've got...
I've had some nice heat under the Christmas tree before.
Some I definitely
Wouldn't have paid for it
Shots of stockheads
Nah I don't
I don't be expecting
The gifts though
I just kinda
I'm just
You don't like
You wouldn't be mad
If your girl
Ain't get you a gift
For Christmas
Like your wife
Hell nah
I'm shitty
Yeah I'm tired
If I come down that tree
And there ain't nothing
Down there with my name
On that motherfucker
I'm tired
For real
Hell yeah
That tattoo
It could be something simple I don't give a fuck Nigga you could just Get me a memory card Or something real hell yeah that's it too it could be something simple
i don't give a you could just give me a memory card or something i wouldn't give a
but it better be something down there with my name on it absolutely i did because i think that just
the gifts like i don't mind getting the something but for me bro i just
nah because i'm so picky too this is like i was gonna say you just particular that's why you like
that yeah but i just don't be feeling like a motherfucker got to give me nothing.
Because I feel like there's just too much pressure.
Don't give me nothing.
I don't know holidays.
I'm straight, bro.
I feel you.
Because I don't want to think about it too much.
Like, for a nigga, I can't imagine waking up on Christmas and not seeing my name on
a gift and being shitty.
Because I'm low-key tight the rest of that year.
I might not talk to you until we're bringing
in the new year.
When's your birthday again?
My birthday?
Ooh, it better not be
before mine.
Yeah.
It better not be
before mine.
You see, my birthday,
November 30th,
then you got Christmas
in it.
It's like,
don't even worry about it.
I'm good.
Don't worry about it with me.
It's up.
Okay, so since y'all
tripping about it,
what the motherfucker
got to get you
price-wise? I don't give a shit. It could be a Nike hoodie, but tap in. it's up okay so since y'all since y'all tripping about it what the motherfucker gotta get you price wise
I don't give a shit
it could be a Nike hoodie
but tap in
yeah
just make sure
something
I ain't gonna lie
I do care a little bit
that's what I'm saying
it gotta be 500 and up
with me bro
cause my gift's
gonna be 500 or more
that's fair
that's not why
you give though bro
listen
I don't give a fuck that's not why you give, though, bro. Listen, I don't give a fuck.
That's not why you give, though, Nasty.
You supposed to just give from your heart, bro.
If you bring something for $100 to your girls,
you're going to be like,
damn, you ain't put no effort in this.
Oh, nigga.
For the $100?
And if it's special?
What's going to be special?
They're going to say,
what's special for us for $100?
Nah, bro.
Now y'all wild.
You might write a letter or some shit, but I wish you a Hallmark Christmas.
This is from the heart.
Nigga, your heart going to be fucked up that whole day.
That's because.
That's why I be done with your ass.
Shit like this.
Like, damn, baby, I wrote you a card.
Listen, that's why y'all be out of pocket because y'all automatically putting a dollar amount on it, bro.
Yeah, I am.
Spending $100 on your girl for it, bro. Yeah, I am. Like, you spending $100
on your girl for Christmas,
bro, it should be cool.
Nah, it's disrespectful.
Because if y'all spend,
if she spend 50 on you,
it shouldn't matter.
Disrespectful.
What I'm going to get with 50?
Yeah, that's it.
I can't fill my tank up with 50.
I'm saying her gift
don't always have to
equally match yours
price-wise.
I'm giving y'all
a random number, bro.
Yeah, fuck it.
If you spend a G on your girl, bro, she'all a random number, bro. If you spend,
if you spend a G
on your girl, bro,
she don't got to spend a G.
She could spend 250.
She better get close.
She could spend,
buy you some shoes.
Probably you want some shoes
that cost 400, bro.
She better get close.
If I spend a thousand,
you better spend 650.
I better look like,
yeah,
yeah,
you went to work for this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The gentleman's like,
well, shit,
it costs a thousand,
but she bought it on sale,
so it's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how it, shit, it costs a thousand, but she bought it on sale, so it's cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how it is.
Because if you buy a Louis bag
and get a pair of horses
for Christmas,
you tight.
Come on, bro.
You bring me a polo t-shirt,
I bought you a Louis bag.
Nigga, that's extreme.
That's what girls be doing, nigga.
That's extreme.
You know you love polo tees?
I got you some polo.
You wore this on our first date
and I saw this.
Fuck that story.
Go back
He got
He got trauma
Oh no
I've had some great Christmases
Respect
But also
I've seen some bullshit
I miss you
I'm Paul O.T.
And you spent a man
I'ma tell you swing on
Cause I'm mad for you
That's the shit
Swing and miss though
Swing and miss
Betraying me in Longhouse I'ma keep it a ring with you Somebody did that to me before Swing and miss though. Swing and miss.
I'm going to keep it a ravine with you.
Somebody did that to me before.
Bro, this is the proudest Christmas gift I ever got.
I spent
a nice amount of money on Christmas for somebody.
Since when I was younger,
I spent probably like
maybe like $5,000 to $7,000.
I went all out. I five to seven thousand, right?
I went all out.
I'm like, hey, cold bag, whatever.
They gave me an iPhone.
I already had a new iPhone.
They got me an iPhone and put pictures of themselves in it.
That shit was, I was so mad.
And it was probably jailbroken.
I was livid.
I got a question.
I'm not trying to poke a story.
Was the iPhone older than the one that you already had? It was a second.
It was like an eight.
That motherfucker was a seven.
I was...
She said, I know you want a new phone. Nigga, I already got a new phone.
She said, just look at the inside.
You spent
a lot of fucking...
7,000?
I got a new... I got an iPhone.
That shot was crazy.
It was so long ago.
I don't really care.
I'm just saying.
That was diesel.
What is he on?
What is he on, bro?
Man, what is he on, bro?
BK and Pondre.
Yeah, what is he on, bro?
That was diesel.
I was so young, too.
I think I was like 23 or some shit.
She was trying to get back to jail.
I ain't had no diesel.
When she gave me that iPhone, bro, I lost it.
That's a different pump at the gas station.
That's a different price at the gas station.
That's because my nigga had that be when my nigga had that tank.
My nigga had that tank.
He's a fucking clown.
Hey, man,
shout out to my cousin
who fucked up
the family vacation
because he put diesel fuel
in the car
in the rental.
Niggas did not go to Florida.
We was stuck on the west side.
My uncle was so shit.
That's jokes.
That nigga put diesel
in the rental car.
He's trying to blow y'all off.
Hey,
shout out to my cuz, man.
He did not want to go
to Disney World, apparently.
Because we didn't go.
Driving to Disney World
is nuts.
Y'all was out of pocket.
Out of fucking pocket.
That was God's plan.
We did that
when I was in fourth grade, bro.
That was the longest trip ever, bro.
28 hours or some shit.
Nigga,
when we was at Butler,
we used to always do this little rehab program that we used to go down there and do
the houses and right before thanksgiving it was a fire ass trip it let us down there for
four days had money do whatever you want to that's the longest bus ride i ever had in my life bro
i had some long bus rides though shout out to my shell we drove to the final four
shout out to my kenan we drove to miami I did. That was out of pocket. We pit stopped at Brody Curry.
Yeah, I did.
I was like, these niggas is tripping.
Oh, y'all caked it there as a pit stop?
Mm-hmm.
Drove at ours and woke up the next day and finished the route.
Went to South Beach.
Tell them what happened.
Oh, y'all tripped there.
Oh, we had fun.
Tell them what happened.
Storytime will be here.
There's your camera.
How was your commute?
It's off.
My good physical. be here. There's your camera. How was your commute? It's off. My gut's fixed again.
What'd the cop tell you?
What'd you say? Somebody be a real
nigga. What'd the cop tell you?
Yeah, I like that. Somebody be
a real one. I said,
bitch, if I go to jail
for some paraphernalia,
why don't y'all be 10-6
when I say so?
The cop said, we out. Come on. For some paraphernalia. Why do y'all be 10-6 when I say so? The cops in here.
They got us.
We out.
Come on.
Come on.
The tree got us.
He's calf.
He's calf.
These niggas just
goddamn shaking their butt.
I'm like,
bitch, we not going to jail.
He already told us
we ain't going to jail.
Who reefer is it?
They already found it.
He said, I know it's weed. jail. Who reefer is it? They already found it. He said,
I know it's weed.
I'm like,
he poured it out.
I ain't going to say
who put it behind my seat.
I still want to kick
your little light-skinned ass
today.
I sort of got it.
If we would have went to jail,
it would have been on.
He hit you with a no look?
But they let us.
Did he hit you?
Nah, for sure.
He hit you with a magic trick?
I think it's Kobe, bro.
I'm crying on the phone, bro. Yeah, they let us go. Oh, man, that shit was funny, isn't it? Nah, but they. I think it's Kobe, bro. I'm crying on the phone, bro.
Yeah, they let us go.
Man, that shit was funny, isn't it?
Nah, but they let us go home.
Shout out to my niggas.
That's funny, man.
Shout out to the road trips.
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Hey, man. Basketball been crazy
so far this year. All the niggas who got max
deals really going crazy so far.
Shout out to AE. Shout out to
LaMelo. Tyrese. Hey.
I want to talk about it.
Is he the best point guard in the NBA right now?
He's having the best season this year as a point guard, for sure.
I'm not going to say he better than Steph. I'm not going to say he better than Dane. But as far as who's having the best point guard in the NBA right now? He's having the best season this year as a point guard for sure. I'm not going to say
he's better than Steph.
I'm not going to say
he's better than Dane.
But as far as who's having
the best season so far
at that PG position,
Tyrese Halliburton
is that nigga.
So is he an NBA
all-star starter?
He won't get no votes.
He should be
because we in the city,
but he won't get no votes.
But I think he'll be
an all-NBA player this year.
Yeah, he balling.
They scoring a lot
of fucking points. 150 and shit. That shit is crazy. Because we don't play a lick of defense. I love it. I wish I all NBA player this year. Yeah, he balling They scoring a lot of fucking point 150 and shit. That's just crazy cuz we don't play look at defense. I love it
I wish I was part of this league no defense just going this is like shout the pipe
Fuck I shouldn't say that out loud because that's the fuck we do
We came in school. That's cool. Come on. Go play those defense and can't score
You need a Halliburton on your team. It's okay.
He got shit.
He got H-Snow.
But yeah.
He's forming the sticker, man.
He said I got Eric Snow.
That's crazy.
Shout out to my young niggas, man.
They're going to get it together.
But for real, out of those three,
even you can ask some other younger players in that.
If you had to start a franchise,
which one of them
y'all starting with?
Oh,
A&E.
Sorry,
Anthony Edwards
out the gate?
Yeah,
A&E.
No,
I'm going to go
with Jason Taito.
JT?
Or he too old.
He too old.
I would say he too old
for that.
They all,
what,
21,
22?
So,
Luka too old too?
He like 24.
I wouldn't put him
in that conversation.
I'd probably put
somebody a little bit younger.
Just do a couple
year players
like niggas that only been two or three years
alright I'll go with
but obviously them two niggas are definitely
he's a Charlotte Horner type of nigga I'm surprised you didn't say Melo
I think I ate cold as fuck
I remember when we had this look y'all always want to point out the wrong shit
when we told y'all how cold that nigga was
oh yeah niggas don't want to show my love now
y'all out of pocket my nigga's definitely top five two guard in the that nigga was boy oh yeah niggas don't want show my love now y'all out of pocket
my nigga is definitely
top five two guard
in the league
and he talk crazy
on niggas
it's not even close
yeah he top five
for sure
I tell y'all
honestly
I was there
at that Pistons game
last week bro
and I heard the MVP chance
and for all the things
that we suffered
I was like damn
we finally got a nigga
on our team
that's really cold again
cause that nigga
Tyrese Halliburton
is different bro
yeah he really cold he's really different again. Because that nigga Tyrese Halliburton is different, bro. Yeah, he really cold.
He's really different.
Y'all deserve it.
And his shot is ugly as a bitch, but he got a sprayer.
Sprayer, boy.
Unorthodoxing a motherfucker with his sprayers and that stuff.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Well, sprayer, yeah, that's what I call my shit.
My bad.
My bad, T.A.
He probably don't know nothing about none of that.
He got it.
He said he got a sprayer.
God, man.
That shit come up between
my legs.
All right.
We are not on Patreon no more.
Y'all remember them water guns that you used to carry with the
backpack?
When you get that
last little bit out
that's how I feel
what the hell
what the hell
come up to my legs
alright Bishop Giddy
oh you out of pocket
damn
Bishop Giddy
our Giddy
that nigga's so
out of pocket
what was he
what was he like
14, 15
bro
I got that one.
Did you see the company
overseas?
They was like,
they about to revoke
his sponsorship.
They should.
As he's still playing.
Bro,
listen,
I understand how niggas
feel about Ja,
but they've been
sending some internet
and it's facts, bro.
All Ja did
was flick the blicky, bro.
This nigga is out here
posting up with the selfies
and they letting that ride, bro.
Bro, she how old?
Bro, she should be dating one of your teammates,
your team's kids, bro.
That's what they should be on, bro.
Damn, she in high school.
That's crazy.
What's crazy is this nigga pulling up to the high school.
You just fucking played against the Spurs last night.
Nigga, you can't be here.
That's just allegations, though.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
But I'm just saying, like, he should at least,
until they figure out what's going on.
He should not be playing, bro.
He should be sitting down.
All jokes aside, until they figure out what's really going on,
he needs to be seated, bro.
And what's crazy is all the Josh niggas wilding.
Him, Josh Primo, all y'all niggas named Josh, y'all under watch.
We got to see what y'all niggas is on because y'all be chilling.
That's a weak ass name anyway
because your real name is Joshua.
My whole name is crazy though.
I was almost named Ezekiel.
That's weak as hell.
I see it.
Ezekiel Elliott.
Y'all be on the same type of shit.
They call me EZ.
EZ.
Hey, remember what he did
at the parade.
You don't want to be EZ.
What parade? Which one? Ezekiel at the parade? You don't want to be easy. What parade?
Which one?
Zeke got the parade.
Was that the one that... No, not that parade.
No.
I didn't know.
I didn't know, bro.
Hey, don't do anything like that.
Hey, what parade?
What parade are you talking about?
The one Aaron Hall was performing at?
What these is doing
Cartwheels
With snow cones
Why you say Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall
Hey
R.I.P.
R.I.P. Luther Bedros
They said he still got the first one
In 1984
The pioneer
Respect it
I'm done
I'm done bro
Luther got a
Luther got a crack in 1984
Yo
Man bro
I'm out bro
I'm out
I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out, bro. I'm out.
Aaron Hall.
Because if it did, he'd wild it.
He'd wild it, bro.
Bro, that picture of them hugging is crazy.
He'd wild it, bro.
Hey, yo.
And they said, I was putting in work. Ask Diddy.
Nigga, no.
I'm not asking another nigga about what you want.
Bro, they said, Them niggas see me
They see me
Going to work
I said man
What do they do
That nigga put it
In the work site
He said yeah
Ask Diddy
Ask this nigga
They see me work bro
That's crazy
Man I said what are y'all doing bro
They out of pocket bro
Oh shit
Y'all are crazy
That's crazy bro
It's
It's
Hey bro
The allegation list
Is growing bro
It is bro
The allegation list
Is growing bro
Yeah this is gonna make it
to YouTube
we Gucci man
we ain't saying
nothing out of pocket
this is safe
on a lighter note
hey that nigga
CM Punk
oh that was hard
hey he had
a top 5 wrestling
moment bro
oh on god bro
that's probably the best
that's the top 5
that's number 3
and Triple H
is a real one for that
yeah
John Cena coming back
was one
was one of the top ones
at Wrestlemania but that right there that was hard they for real Triple H is a real one for that. Yeah. John Cena coming back was one of the top ones at WrestleMania.
Yeah.
But that right there,
that was hard.
They for real about to shake that whole roster up.
Yeah.
They really pissed off
so many people in there
with that move.
And that's crazy.
And he came back in Chicago.
That shit was rocking.
I ain't gonna lie.
I was watching that show.
I lowkey got chills.
Pete called me weird for that.
Yeah, getting chills
watching old niggas tangle up is wild. Bro, he wasn't even wrestling, bro. He called me weird for that. He ain't getting chills watching old niggas
tangle up his wow.
Bro, he wasn't even wrestling, bro.
He wasn't wrestling, bro.
He wasn't wrestling, bro.
See this nigga?
He wasn't wrestling, bro.
I'm just saying.
He wasn't wrestling, bro.
He just walked out, bro.
I got chills
watching Lex Luger
slam Hulk Hogan.
Please don't say Lex Luger.
Because he was slamming
outside the ring.
Damn.
Lex Luger got a cricket too?
Yeah, he's out of pocket.
And Hulk Hogan called us niggas.
Yeah, Hulk definitely called us niggas.
Did he?
Yeah, bro.
Oh my God, he hates us.
And what's crazy is he's been tan so long, niggas don't know what his identity is.
So it was like, I don't know if I should be offended or not.
We don't know what you are. Niggas did like, I don't know if I should be offended or not. Niggas, we don't know what you are.
Niggas did think he was light-skinned.
That's crazy.
He is known as DJ Calicolor.
He was the first one.
I'm not black or Dominican.
That's fucked up.
Fuck Hulk Hogan, man.
The pool boy is crashing his wife.
He start hating niggas.
That's crazy.
Ah, bro, fuck it.
That's funny, bitch.
But also, real shit, kids will never know. Growing up, wrestling was the shit. It was crazy. Ah, bro, fuck it. That's funny, bitch. But also, real shit kids will never know, like, growing up, wrestling was the shit.
It was.
It was, bro.
But once you got a certain age, you was out of pocket for watching wrestling.
All right, I'm out of pocket then.
I fucking wrestled.
Shout out to my dog, Rosenberg, man.
Shout out to Rose.
We was hyped for that.
Nah, hell yeah, that was hard.
Definitely shout out to Rosenberg, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
We love to have you on the show.
For sure.
That wrestling shit, now I'm thinking about it like niggas usually go
for the pay-per-views
and shit
but
before we get about
who your favorite
wrestler
like who's
swaggy wrestler
you fuck with
he really was
swaggy
the nigga
that favorite
Jeff
is Booker T
that's what I'm
about
he's one of the
ghosts
cause he still
don't be
we're coming
for you
Halloween bro
you be the
brother
I'll be
Booker T.
Fuck it.
We ain't even got
a Halloween.
Just a costume party.
Be in Turbo Wrestles.
I know what a couple
of you, my female friends
can be too.
But I'll text y'all.
Tell me.
We got a few
Mark Henry's.
A few Dudley brothers.
And a few
Ray Mysterio's
for shit show.
The whole thing like Ray Mysterio is crazy show the whole thing like Ray Mysterio
is crazy
the whole thing
like Mark Henry
bro
for sure
and they got the build
they got the leotard
on fashion
right now
oh my god
they got the build
oh shit
that's right
that's a wild 2k build
but
the Mark Henry build
is nasty bro
shout out to Mark Henry
bro the game slider is all 70 he's not dead you have to quit The Mark Henry deal is nasty, bro. Shout out to Mark Henry, bro.
The game sliders are all 70.
He's not dead.
You have to quit killing Mark Henry.
Second time you've killed him on this show, bro.
He's chilling, bro.
Mark Henry is well alive, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Whatever your time is, just know I said it early.
I said it first.
Pre-gaming the tweet is nuts.
Pre-gaming the death is nuts. Pre-gaming
the death is
from all
ass out of pocket, bro.
He got that
in the draft already?
You a sick nigga.
Nigga ready
to load up his drink.
Man, who was
your favorite wrestler?
Damn, I fucked
Deshaun Michaels
because he just
pulled up and
kicked niggas in the face.
It'd be high as hell.
High as in the
motherfucker.
He was cold.
I fucked with
Razor Ramon. Oh, yeah. Scott Hall. R.I.P. Probably motherfucker. He was cold. Yeah. I fucked with Razor Ramon.
Oh yeah.
Scott Hall.
R.I.P.
Probably the
swaggiest one.
DX is one of my
favorite groups of
all time bro.
A lot of
suspensions for
that.
I got suspended
from Guy for
that shit.
Honestly.
I know we had
the snowman in
high school but
the DX shit in
middle school was
really like the
same type of vibe.
His niggas was
definitely walking
around doing this
shit and we was
definitely out of pocket. For sure.as was definitely walking around doing this shit and we was definitely out of pocket.
Facts.
For sure, for sure.
Didn't know what we, I knew what I was doing,
but we was definitely out of pocket.
We knew, but we didn't know it was so crazy.
Not that crazy.
When I told the teacher, she turned around and said,
my fucking sister, Jeff told you to ask more.
I said, you bitch.
Take me up.
Yeah, I forgot who the girl was told on me.
I was hot
damn
damn man
that's crazy
these kids bad
cause I looked at T.I.
arguing with his son
at that Falcons game
and I said man
what the fuck
he said you can't
do nothing with me
I said bro
you about to beat
your son up as well
he should've beat him up
nah he should've bro
he should've
he put that nigga
to fool Nelson
he said how he really
feel though
he probably didn't
really raise up
with his grandma, though.
Man, nigga.
Boy.
Man, stop.
But you didn't struggle.
And that's the thing.
Going over your granny house
and granny's so hot.
Don't nobody parents.
A lot of rich niggas' moms
still want to live
in the same neighborhood
they been living in.
Going to your granny house
and she got a mansion.
But the point you said,
yeah, you might have been
over there
but you didn't have to worry about where your food
was coming from you ain't amazing
yeah he's doing a lot
he's doing a lot he was on tv
he said he only went over there
for the show
having your son as a
as a prop
hey
bring him in bring him in
put him on a 10 day
yeah
bring him in
alright
cause he was mad as fuck
living with that little bastard
for 24 hours
bitch you only can't
stay in this bitch part time
but this hella camera
is in his hoe
so cut up if you want to
bad bro
bad as hell man
hey these teachers
deserve more bro
nah they do bro these teachers deserve more bro bro. Nah, they do, bro.
These teachers deserve more, bro.
They do, bro.
Because I can only imagine what they on now.
Them little niggas be vaping and shit.
We was just telling people to suck it.
They on live, smacking motherfuckers.
They on they phones for real in school, bro.
All day.
It's lit.
Hoods.
At my school, I don't know about y'all's, but hoods and goddamn phones out of pocket, bro.
You couldn't even wear your coat.
Nah.
We couldn't do that either.
Bro, at one point, I mean, niggas start going crazy with the fist fights.
But at one point, there was nothing on you having the CD player or the MP3 out.
There was nothing.
Put your headphones off.
No, bro.
I'm trying to vibe before I go to class.
Yeah, we ain't had no headphones.
Nigga, you couldn't have your phone in your pocket, bro.
Nah.
If they seen your phone print in your pocket, they'd be like, give me that.
Bro, I had a sidekick, and they was on that with me.
I remember.
That's my favorite phone.
That's the best phone ever, bro.
I'm rolling.
The Sidekick 4, Sidekick LX?
Sidekick's the best phone, bro.
Shout out to my nigga Sauce.
Shout out to D-Wade.
I had a D-Wade Sidekick.
Go look on eBay right now.
Please, I would like to know how much that sidekick.
I know which one you're talking about.
The white gold one?
Yeah.
That one's fucking probably bedazzled.
I'm done.
I like that.
Gang shit.
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No disrespect to nobody's community.
We love everybody.
It's just jokes.
Shout out to y'all.
And we out.
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And if we are, we'll see y'all next week.
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