Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague predicts Bronny James will join LeBron & Lakers + CRAZY Kevin Garnett story
Episode Date: April 8, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 56 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss LeBron James' son Bronny James declaring for the NBA Draft in addition to entering the NCAA transfer portal af...ter his freshman season at USC. Then the guys get into the J. Cole and Kendrick Lamar BEEF and rank the best diss tracks of all time. Plus, on the latest story time with Teague, don’t miss Jeff talking about watching his own highlights and why Kevin Garnett wanted him benched for Derrick Rose! And don’t miss Teague and the fellas discuss Draymond Green’s response to Shawn Marion calling himself a better NBA defensive player. 0:00 - Intro3:50 - J. Cole drops album, responds to Kendrick Lamar7:00 - Jeff's Drake take10:15 - Sexyy Red15:15 - Best diss track21:00 - Bronny James enters NBA Draft25:20 - Teague watching his highlights vs. Kyrie28:10 - Jeff's hilarious Kevin Garnett story33:30 - Draymond Green responds to Shawn Marion callout36:30 - NBA Playoff predictions39:00 - Pacers and the Knicks42:45 - Druski + Coulda Been House45:15 - No sex for a year to get a max deal?47:50 - Diddy riding a bike on the freeway51:30 - Coach Carter #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast. Alright, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host. My name is DJ Will.
Same gang with me to my left. My dog, Bishop
B. Head out the Prillies. How you doing, Nasty?
Look at that nigga chain.
Cool and nasty.
Big Bishop.
Not the little one.
Look what you doing with the fucking church's
money. Easter just passed
The real NIL
I mean
The collection plate
I bent to that bitch
You gotta be a slimy nigga
To finesse out the collection plate
While you're passing around
I ain't gonna say his name
Who helped me with the overlay
For the underlay
You hear me?
Excuse me?
That other preacher.
My nigga.
Johnson.
Johnson Ramsey.
Let me stop.
Johnson.
Respect.
Master Johnson stepped down.
Respect.
He stepped down?
Oh, yeah.
Put him in the hall.
Nah, his son's my niggas man Shout out to them too
Shout out to Jordan
Yeah I love them
I love the family
To my right my dog
Young Nacho
Young T
How you doing man
Man I'm chilling man
Got some of my favorite
Jor's
You know I fuck with the 4's
But the Seaman 4's
Is some of my favorite
The weakest one
What
Damn
You crazy as hell
I can't wait till these
Come back out
For real for real
these are
I think these like
2011 2012
they ain't even got
the Nike on the back
but I still fuck with them
they clean though
you said some of the
weakest fours
yeah them was
out of the
the lineage of the fours
damn
but I love the fours
as a shoe though
that's a good shoe
what are you putting over those
like how many
he drunk
these
these so tough
it's like three of them
that's really dead
what
the ones that we got
for sure
the OG ones
yeah
I like them
I like them green ones
the purple ones
I mean
the purple fours
I fuck with them over those too.
Travis Scott fours?
Yeah.
Nigga, them friends and family ones.
Them ain't for niggas.
Them ain't for help.
Them is sick, man.
What?
Them fours.
Them things you talking about, bro.
You talking about shit that ain't even-
I thought you was gonna be like lightning fours and-
Yeah.
Something more realistic, nigga.
Don't nobody-
You don't got some Travis Scott niggas.
Nobody in here got those. You don't got some traffic. Nobody here got those.
Nobody here got those.
You can't get them on StockX.
So are they fours or not?
Nah, they're more talent, bro.
Don't nobody got them.
That's like posting a PJ shoot.
Like, nigga, that's not fair, bro.
Like, niggas can't get them.
Okay, shout out to all the Foot Locker fours then, for sure.
That's what you call them, the Foot Locker fours.
Shit, that's attainable, bro.
But these,
these were some of my favorites, though.
Man, I fuck with the 4s.
The military's coming back out.
That's the shoe that I always want
until I get it
and then I don't wear them
and I'm like,
why the fuck I bought this shoe?
Yeah, I'm going to get them.
Yeah, they're pressure.
Them is hard.
I ain't going to lie to them.
Fuck with them?
I'm going to get them.
You calling them full-lacquer 4s
is absolutely insane.
Don't listen to him, y'all.
Yeah, he's out of pocket. Hey, man. My niggas, they called back outside rapping for real of words is absolutely insane. Don't listen to him, y'all. Yeah, he's out of pocket.
Hey, man.
My niggas ain't called back outside rapping for real, for real, man.
Rapping for real, for real.
Side of doopies with a check.
I mean, oh.
Y'all fucking with the tape?
Yeah.
It's hard.
He said, you know, Kendrick wouldn't be relevant if niggas wasn't dissing.
I felt that because he wasn't really,
wasn't nobody really speaking on Kendrick no more.
So I respect that.
Man,
what I fuck with it is
his team put out,
they was like,
listen to the whole thing
before you listen to
the last song
on the album,
which was the diss.
And I was like,
nigga, no.
As soon as I seen
somebody on Twitter say,
oh, he talking about Kendrick,
jump straight to that shit.
You do fuck up the part
that he really rapping
on that bitch.
And the best diss songs
on the entire tape
is not that last song.
Yeah.
It's not the 7 Mile joint.
Yeah, he dissing
through the whole album.
That's what's making fire.
But he rapping
the whole album.
That's fire.
Bro, he dissed Kendrick
on the song
with two TDE niggas.
That's fire.
Yeah, that's hard.
That's elite.
Out of pocket,
but I get it.
Nah, I fucked with it.
But Kendrick left TDE, so. But he, you know, them niggas is really friends. it. Nah, I fucked with it. But Kendrick left TDE, so.
But he, you know,
them niggas is really friends.
Yeah.
So, I mean,
nobody was really checking
for an absoverse anyway,
so fuck it, why not?
Yeah, but I,
that's what makes shit
a little shaky for me.
Hey, damn, bro.
He put two of his niggas on there,
but I'm like,
maybe it's just pure rap shit, so.
Nah, it's just sport.
He keeps saying he fuck with him, though. He's like, I fuck with Kendrick. Yeah, you my nigga, but I'm about to it's just pure rap shit so nah he keeps saying he fuck with him though
he's like
I fuck with Kendrick
yeah you my nigga
but I'm about to bury you
yeah
and I don't respect that part
I don't think his shit
pause
I don't think his verse
hit as hard as Kendrick's
did because of the beat
like he wasn't on
no Metro beat
hell no
nah
that Metro beat
and Kendrick come
but the thing is
he dropped the whole album
yeah bro he dropped what's album. Yeah, bro.
He dropped,
what's crazy about that is,
I feel like on the actual album,
if Kendrick say something else,
we'll get another like,
real response on there.
That was like a light jab at him,
but just like,
hey, no, I heard you, bro.
Like, it ain't that.
But,
I don't know, Bishop,
you acting like my boy,
David Ruffin.
Somebody else gotta talk now.
J. Cole ain't speaking for two people.
He spoke for himself.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
It is what it is, man.
If he don't put out nothing, no will.
Who, Drake?
Yeah.
No, ain't no oh well, bro.
Ain't no oh well, man.
Y'all don't care.
I do.
Like, y'all don't really give a fuck.
Y'all going to listen and like shout out to my nigga Ruff, man.
He said,
it's damn near too late.
Y'all already made
your minds up
that whatever Drake put out
is gonna be weak.
Y'all don't care no more, bro.
So it's kind of,
I agree.
I ain't gonna lie,
I really ain't a Drake fan
no more.
Damn, that quick?
I never was, though.
After we got killed for that Michael Jackson track.
I'm the same nigga, same brother to Michael Jackson.
I hope y'all been following this fucking pod.
I swear to God, I hope y'all have.
But I said I ain't never said.
I said they both make good music, but I ain't never really been a fan.
You know how, like, a fan?
Like, oh, shit, the Drake shit about to drop.
Like, I ain't never been.
Like, who are you then?
Who are you?
Like, when Jay-Z dropped, I'm like, oh, okay, been like okay jay oh i gotta wake up in the middle of the night like if it drop at 12 i'ma stay up and
listen to it like drake drop i'll catch it a week later y'all come in here and say some
oh that song tough then i'll get in the car and listen to it but i don't really like like
his last three or four albums i ain't i haven't haven't listened to them. I just hear the songs. They haven't been on par
as the old shit.
Yeah,
I ain't really been a Drake fan
since the shit,
uh,
him and Future.
Damn.
Damn,
not since,
uh,
damn.
I'm being real.
That was the shit I was,
I'm fucking with that.
What was that?
What was that?
I'm gonna be alive.
Yeah,
what was after that? What a fucking time. Hold on, I gotta go through discography now. I'm just being that. What was after that? What is that? To be alive? Yeah, what was after that?
What a fucking time.
Hold on,
I gotta go through
discography now.
I'm just being honest.
After that,
I wasn't really...
Damn.
I ain't even tempted
to this gentleman.
On my mama,
I ain't really fucked
with the shit
with 21 like that.
Her loss ain't that far.
Yeah, I ain't fucked with...
I take that back.
I fucked with the song
TSU,
whatever album that was. So Views ain't fucked with, I take that back. I fucked with the song TSU, whatever album that was.
So Views came out
after Wintertime.
I fuck with Views.
Views is solid.
More Life,
not really.
I don't even know what that is.
I'm cool on More Life.
Scorpion,
I think is the worst Drake album.
I don't even know what that is.
Damn.
You fucked with
Surfers by Loverboy?
I fucked with that.
Which one?
Is that TSU on there?
Whatever one.
Yeah,
that was cool. So that was 2021. Alright, cool. TSU on there? Uh, yup. Yeah, that was cool.
So that was 2021.
All right, cool, TSU.
That's the only song I really liked on that motherfucker.
Damn, who you saying?
Nah, I am, Poppy's Home or some shit like that.
Daddy's Home?
Daddy's Home or some shit.
Damn, he ain't fucked with Drake in a couple years.
Yeah, after that, that shit,
that shit watered down.
Spooky.
Yeah.
Those last albums haven't been the same.
I mean, they gonna always have the slaps on there because Drake is going to make a
fire song, especially when he collect.
It's going to be a hit, but it hasn't been the same.
I just thought it was funny to see that Kendrick said that, I mean not Kendrick, J. Cole said
that Kendrick's last, like his space between his albums on there.
Nah, shit was funny because we could have said the same about you, bro.
Said that nigga got a good verse every 30 miles.
Nah, Kendrick dropped more than, I mean, J. Cole dropped more than Kend a good verse every 30 miles. I mean,
J. Cole dropped more than Kendrick.
Yeah, he does.
They dropped the same amount of albums like the last couple years.
It's just the time
has been different.
You just hear Cole
on different projects more.
Right, so he's out more.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
I'm saying
That's definitely like
comparing 2 Chainz to somebody.
2 Chainz only got a couple albums
but the nigga went on
such a crazy feature run.
It's kind of like
you always heard him.
J. Cole always makes his presence felt.
Kendrick really goes hot in, bro.
He don't do his weird-ass album and then hop on 21 Savage
and them type of niggas, beats like J. Cole.
I get Drake this, though.
He do keep himself relevant.
He do make fire songs and shit.
I'm just not like a,
I can't do that.
I can't,
I don't like new rappers,
so it don't really matter to me.
And he always seem to be with new rappers.
yeah,
that makes sense for what you listen to.
Yeah,
you know what I mean?
So it ain't no shot at Drake.
Like he ain't cold.
He cold,
but it's just like,
like doing a tape with 21.
I'm not listening to 21.
I fuck with Drake music.
I just like,
I'm never going to put in Drake over Future.
But I heard 21
album was hard though.
Actually.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what
somebody told me like,
bro, you should listen to this hard.
But I'm just saying
that ain't just my kind of music.
21 makes heat.
Especially the last couple years.
21 Savage's last album
was raw.
Yeah, I ain't heard
no heat from 21 since
the shit with J. Cole.
What's up?
Oh my God.
Man, you missed his last...
We got to update your iPod, my nigga.
I don't care.
I don't even want no updates.
Keep it being with you.
They got a nano.
I ain't going to lie.
I heard a song the other day
made me think of you.
I don't know.
Nigga, pause.
No, no, no.
I don't know this shit.
Because you be hype about Sexy Red.
That's his...
That's his...
That's his nigga. He was bitten earlier, y'all about Sexy Red. That's his nigga.
He was bitten earlier, y'all.
Sexy Red.
He was bitten earlier.
I want him to laugh.
I want my nigga to laugh.
I ain't gonna use that letter.
What's that song called?
You know, your thing song.
Cute and sexy.
That nigga was hype to the bitch when I came on.
He was a hoe. That nigga said, a bitch when I came on. That nigga was acting a bitch when I came on.
That nigga said, get it sexy.
That nigga was acting a bitch when I came on.
He's a fucking liar, bro.
Not the hand movement.
To move that shirt to get him sexy is crazy.
That nigga's a fucking liar, bro.
That nigga said, get it sexy.
You know what's crazy?
That's a banger, though.
That's a good song.
He said, fuck it goes up. You know what's crazy? That's a banger, though. That's a good song.
He said, fuck it goes up.
The club get lit.
The club get lit.
The club get lit.
Yes, I am rocking with sexy red.
She make good music. But don't act like
I'm in that motherfucker grabbing my knees
twerking, bro. The club goes up.
I told you. Sexy Red get the club lit,
but don't act like I'm in that motherfucker Jairian,
bro. That's what you not fit to
do on this fucking podcast.
I'll let you
be in your feelings earlier in peace.
But you not fit to lie on my name,
nigga.
Man, what my fucking
Hennessy bottle is
man
oh damn
we out
hey
people are
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like
man
where the Hennessy
bottles at
bros get us right
nah
sexy red is the truth
gloria is the truth
I fuck with the young girl
you see sexy red
what's in the school
they wouldn't let her in
because she smelled like weed.
That's like shitting, bro.
She got to do better.
She was in the loo?
I don't know where she was,
but she was supposed to see
that allowed her to come
to a school to speak to the kids.
They was like,
you smell like weed,
you can't come in here.
So she went outside
in the parking lot
outside the truck
when everybody was about
to get on the bus
and turned up with them.
Who authorized Sexy Red
to speak to the kids?
Like at a school, bro.
Yeah, they wild. Shout out to that school. That had to be.
That was a public school.
Who was that? Christmas Addict?
That nigga said Addicts.
You out of pocket.
Coach Basius did a job at Addicts and now he got Sexy Red?
I ain't surprised.
That's what my nigga killed, man.
That's crazy.
But we about to see a whole lot of niggas dancing to all these female rappers in the club.
Niggas don't know how to play it cool.
Then come on now, because you got Meg and Glo now.
They got a song.
They on tour.
There's a video for it, too.
You should watch the video.
Meg looks really good in the video.
Oh, my God.
He got his leg up.
Talking about Meg.
She looks really good.
I hate that you be lifting your leg up
in this motherfucker.
How about y'all just do the show?
I'm comfortable.
That nigga's talking about Megan
lifting his leg up.
This shit crazy.
Do the show.
Put the camera on this nigga.
I got a camera.
Put the camera on this nigga.
You're dressed like
Professor Ogilvie
in this motherfucker today.
I'm the partner.
Professor.
I'm about to call you
Professor, bro. That's funny as a bitch. I like that gap jacket though, nigga. I'm the partner Professor I'm about to call you Professor bro
That's funny as a bitch
Nah I like that gap jacket
though nigga
That's alright
That's alright with me
Alright
I had a
I had seen a theory
and that was just like
Drake is gonna respond to this
but it ain't gonna be
who the people we think it is
I think he gonna shoot
Travis Scott first
Yeah he got to though
What Travis Scott do?
Basically he chose the? Basically, he chose
the other side.
Oh, he chose it?
Sure.
But somebody he could
probably easily,
you know what I'm saying,
bring that type of energy to
and probably wouldn't
have a response.
That would be funny
if he did that.
Drake really can kill
Kendrick though.
I think I'm bigger than you.
He got a lot of shit
he can say.
I rap just as good
as you really.
I want some real shit.
Drake, when he really rap. He makes better songs. Nah as good as you really on some real shit Drake when he really rap
he makes better songs
nah Drake can rap
rap for real
like when Drake
when Drake do the one songs
like on the 30 for 30
oh yeah the top
no Drake is cold
but
nah
but you said better
if they have to
if it's just that
he's going to lose
he has to do the other stuff
to win that
I mean yeah
cause he got like a Degrassi
and all that shit
but like
Kendrick Cole they all damn near right there.
They are.
So Drake is on last on your list out of them three?
Yeah, just because Drake more of a...
Pop nigga?
Yeah, he do pop shit.
But like them niggas is like backpack rappers.
Drake was always a star off the Ripper.
Like all of them kind of had the, you know what I mean?
Drake came out the gate.
It's music too versatile that you want to hear in different aspects of life.
But if you came out to just rapping,
he'd be third on that list. If I needed somebody to make
a hit from that list, I'm taking Drake first.
For sure. That's great.
But if he really get active and he just
like, you know what? I'm about to just stun on these
niggas. He should do that.
And just like, nigga, none of you need.
Like, you know, Koga's like, fuck the Grammys.
Drake can be like, mm-mm.
You know what?
Panama.
Yeah.
Like, hey, but speaking of this song, what's y'all favorite this song?
Either.
Damn, don't ever disrespect me, dog.
Fuck Jay-Z.
Whoa, whoa.
What's up, nigga?
Oh, I know you ain't talking about me, dog.
You, what?
They can't say the things they said in them songs now.
You've been on my, you love my style.
That's so disrespectful.
You've been on my dick, you love my style.
That shit was hard.
But Hov told him, nigga, I left the condom on your baby seat.
Yeah, I got something in common.
That was snitching to all y'all.
Y'all didn't deserve that shirt.
That was very disrespectful.
That was the most disrespectful line I ever heard in a real life.
Besides, fuck you, you fat motherfucker.
Hit him up is crazy, bro.
What Tupac say to that nigga?
Claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife.
Yeah.
You starting a song off like that?
It's crazy, bro.
You are all bullshit. He's foul, man. Yeah, he's a foul nigga like that? It's crazy, bro. You are all bullshit.
He's foul, man.
Yeah, he's a foul nigga.
I swear to God.
Cap ass nigga.
If a nigga tell me
I fucked your wife,
I'm getting divorced
that night,
but I'm going
to shoot you.
You not even going
to see if it's true or not?
No.
Like, nigga, out loud?
Yeah.
While we married,
it's crazy.
DM me that. Yeah, while we married, it's crazy. Yeah. And n nigga, Out Loud? Yeah. While we married is crazy. DM me that.
Yeah, while we married is crazy.
Yeah.
And niggas was playing that in the club.
I ain't turn that shit off.
Man, Out Loud.
It was some different type of times.
But I just think Ether, just the beat, how he killed that motherfucker, it just, it's
a great song, bro.
I don't think it's the best, but Back Down by 50 is one of my favorite diss songs.
You think Back Down is better than? I don't think it's the best, but Back Down by 50 is one of my favorite diss songs. You think Back Down
is better than...
I didn't say it's better.
I said it's one of my favorites
because of how disrespectful
he was to y'all.
He told a nigga
he sing for hoes
and sound like
the Cookie Monster.
That's disrespectful.
Wangster is my number two.
Eat the heat, though.
Eat the heat.
Eat the heat.
Wangster is my number two.
Hit Em Up would be number one,
but them next verses
by them niggas
that was next up.
Yeah,
they had no business.
Turned them off.
Like,
no disrespect to whoever they were,
but turned them off.
I don't even know who it was.
Robin Big.
R.I.P.
Oh,
he did R.I.P.
One of the best TV shows of all time.
God bless the dead.
Turned them off.
Hey man,
I don't know how you need me to tapped into who's here and who ain't,
but somebody has to be on standby for you, bro.
Man, yeah, he killed everybody.
Somebody else killed him, bro.
I didn't kill him, bro.
You were out of pocket.
He was dead, motherfucker.
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Hey, man.
Y'all see G-Dep got out of jail?
I didn't know why he went to jail until recently.
G-Dep, that's special delivery?
Yeah, bad boy.
Damn nigga had niggas Harlem shaking like a motherfucker on that.
50, I mean, he didn't get everybody locked up.
What did he go to jail for?
Man, he robbed somebody back in the day and shot him,
but he didn't know he killed him until like years later.
So then he tried to tell them
years later that he did it,
but he was high
and they was like,
we can't take a confession
because you smell like weed,
like you're under influence.
But he ended up telling them
all the information
and he went to jail
for like,
didn't remember,
13 years.
Why are you telling him so?
I guess he felt guilty.
Well,
should have went to the confessional.
All right, bro.
Just put the teardrop under your eye and move on, bro. Bro, snitching on the confessional. Just put the teardrop
on your eye
and move on, bro.
Bro,
snitching on yourself
is crazy.
Snitching on yourself
is nuts.
You should just
get the teardrop.
Is he Muslim now?
I was going to say,
I wanted to see,
well, you know,
niggas in jail,
they come out Muslim
or something else.
So I would imagine he is.
Nah, he Muslim.
Niggas don't never
really come out of
Christian.
They is crazy.
Yeah.
They're straight Islam
Yeah
Shout out to my nigga Beasley
He pulled out his carpet the other day
Got on that motherfucker
Jamar
He was doing Ramadan for about a week
Nigga ate some pork
He was in a
Damn
He was in a party
Wait I'm talking about
I can't eat till 8
Say bitch get out
Nigga was drinking at 7.30 Talking about I can't have no water He's talking about I can't eat till 8 So bitch get out Nigga was drinking at 7.30
He's like I can't drink till 8
Nigga had some fucking shot at 7.30
Nigga I told him get that nigga
Fucking bean pie and some brisket
Cause this nigga lying
Hey man I seen him just do
He's like the first person to successfully get
A transplant from a pig
He got like a kidney from a pig
I was like damn what if you Muslim and that's your last result?
You got a pocket?
Because, bro, I want to live. Save your life, bro.
Save your life. I'm really shitty
as your boyfriend. That shit tough.
Because that nigga, that nigga, yeah.
He definitely safer.
Medicine side,
not the other, the fake one, don't be a menace.
You remember?
That's Jamar. My milk and magnesium.
Swine, it's all fine.
Look at this, nigga.
I said, damn, boy.
That's my nigga.
Look at that, boy.
But nigga, he was drinking at 730, boy.
Damn.
Beezle was trying to hold off, hands shaking and shit.
I said, nigga, if you don't get a glass of water,
nigga, you about to pass out.
And respect to the Muslim homies
on the corner still,
like,
selling the incense and shit.
Sure.
They always got on a suit
and a fucking fresh haircut.
Swear.
None of them niggas
know how to line those, bro.
I swear to God.
And they be out there
when it's 85, nigga.
Oh,
they trapping for real.
I ain't gonna lie.
I got a paper from them one day.
Damn.
I never.
Yeah.
I almost tapped in one day.
Then they told me you had to do Ramadan.
I was like, damn.
The way my body's set up,
you won't be able to do that shit.
After Kyrie and them, they built different, bro.
Right.
Any of the Muslims built like me, you know they lying.
Motherfucker, this is Ramadan.
You're Ramadan.
I'm a liar.
Ramadan is crazy.
Ain't no heavy set buzz,
little nigga.
Hey,
what's crazy with Kyle Riggs
when he was at the nest,
they was giving that nigga
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Dallas had a chef come in
just to have his meals ready
after Ramadan.
Hey,
some of you NBA franchises
really be out of pocket, man.
Nah,
Dallas go all out for that guys,
though.
But that's, that's hard, though.
If I was going through Ramadan
and shit like that,
for somebody to do that,
that'd be hard.
For sure.
Hey, man, you called it.
Bernie James to the league.
Yeah, he ain't.
What college you gonna do
for him, man?
Man, that nigga said,
but it's weird, though.
He said,
I'm entering the draft
and I'm also keeping up
with my college eligibility,
so I'm going into the portal too
so does that mean
if your stock
ain't looking
to where you
want it to
you can go back
to college
gotcha
okay
but his stock
gonna be what it is
he going to the league
it ain't no reason
even
yeah
what we doing
that's
everything he's been
doing has been
pure formality
so a real projection
just from us
like where do y'all
think he lands
are you still
saying
he gonna be second round.
Okay.
Somebody might get crazy and pick him first if they think Bron's going to go.
That's what I was going to ask y'all.
Y'all think Bron's really going to stand no business with that?
With him saying, I'm going to play with my son?
And if a team draft him, he'll actually go there?
Because I don't believe that that's going to actually happen.
I don't think he'll just go...
If a random team gets him, he's not going to fucking Orlando.
I don't believe that.
It's going to have to be a perfect situation.
I think Bron will go, man.
He don't really care about them championships no more, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can see that.
But this is Bron's contract year.
Yeah, he a free agent.
Ooh.
You seen him rubbing his arms.
Boy, that nigga.
Ain't no telling who can get him.
That's Bron, though.
And that's the NBA, so they can finagle some shit.
The Pacers.
Go ahead and draft Bronny.
Second round.
Bron gonna stay in L.A.
Yeah, I come to the Pacers.
I'll see you in January, my boy.
Retire the 23 jersey now.
If we draft Bronny.
Put LeBron in the rafters.
Kota's Pacer of all time.
They drafted, bro.
Indianapolis lit for six months.
Nah, bro.
You know, nigga,
sometimes niggas get put
to a tenner ass, bro.
Spot me out, bro.
Spot me out.
Get me out of here, bro.
Nah, he don't want to come here, bro.
He played in Cleveland.
He from Akron.
But, I mean,
Bronny's played.
They're not picking him, bro.
Listen.
They're not picking LeBron James.
If you're a smart NBA team,
if you're not a championship
consider draft Bronny.
Yeah.
For the one year
that it works,
it's going to be amazing.
Look how many
deuces y'all done picked up, bro,
over some elite niggas, bro.
You think they care about
Bronny James, bro?
Man, I'm saying
if you like a Detroit,
an Indiana franchise.
Okay, Detroit.
I'm saying a franchise that don't get a lot of exposure.
A Charlotte right now.
Send him to Charlotte.
Bronny Willa Mello.
That's my pick.
Yes.
I'm glad you said that.
Okay, see?
Even if they got all the goddamn picks they got.
Fuck, give me.
Why not?
Take Bronny.
And LeBron
say fuck it
y'all got opening for me
I take the minimum
play with my
that's what I'm saying
shit bro
I don't know how I feel about the OKC boys
if that end up fucking happening bro
they different
that would be fine
but the Lakers getting Bronny
so don't worry about it
I was gonna say at the end of the day, this is going to probably
be LeBron's biggest flex in the NBA.
He deserves it, though, bro.
He even gave y'all 22 years
of his life. He didn't do too much for the
league. He deserves his son to be on the team with him.
He can make history.
It don't matter. What if the
Lakers draft him in the first round? That would be hilarious.
I wouldn't be surprised.
That would be fire. Honestly, this be surprised. That would be fire.
Honestly, this is why I was thinking the other day.
I was like, damn, this draft is not that deep.
Me and Brad was talking about this shit at the game yesterday.
Like,
it really ain't too many names in that
motherfucker that we can say Bronny's nowhere near
as good as this nigga, bro.
Like, after that first eight, probably,
he kind of fit in,
bro. Them's his colleagues after that. eight, probably, he kind of fit in, bro.
Them was his colleagues after that.
Next day, he play you against and with.
So, I don't know.
Marketing standpoint, yeah, go ahead and grab him.
Yeah, you're going to get your money back.
Yeah, right.
That James is going platinum.
Yeah, facts.
That was crazy.
That James is going platinum, though. Yeah. That's crazy. I want Earl is going platinum, though.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I want LeBron to really flex.
Like, he already talked.
He's been talking crazy to the rest of a long time,
but he's been really disrespectful.
I just want LeBron to wild out his last years in the NBA.
Fuck it.
Have y'all been tapped in with the show?
Him and JJ?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that JJ holds him accountable because he was just like,
LeBron, you ain't never got on YouTube
and watched our highlights.
He tried to act like he didn't.
He's like, come on, bro.
We all watch our highlights.
You ever watch our highlights on YouTube?
Fuck yeah.
See, there we go.
When you having a bad day,
bad night,
bad little run,
I type in that.
I know my favorite highlight.
What's the go-to's?
I had 35 on Kyrie.
Go right to a, game winner.
Yup.
Hawks versus Cavs.
That's funny as hell. Go right to it.
Nah, Louie's clipped that.
I ain't gonna say he ain't had 50, but he
had a lot too.
And you added
Gino? Yeah.
Damn, that's funny.
I'm surprised when it goes to the Ray Allen dunk.
I ain't never really watched that one.
I watched playoffs.
We played the Pacers.
Game one.
Yeah, KG was ready to swing on my boy after he boomed on Ray Allen.
That nigga was on that.
That nigga was on that. You're the first nigga dom, Roy Allen. That nigga was all night. That nigga was all night.
You the first nigga in the interview yelling Roy Allen.
That might be.
We love Eric Gorge.
I love, bro.
You know how we feel about you on the show, bro.
But when that nigga was playing, the KG was like,
trash ass.
He's a hell no.
Trash ass nigga.
He had AJ fuck up.
Definitely did, bro. But that shit was funny as hell. What's hilarious, bro? He's a hell no He had AJ fuck up He definitely did bro
But that shit was funny as hell
What's hilarious bro
Fucking hilarious
Luis
I love to see Kevin
Garnett like defender
The young hoopers now
Cause he talked so crazy
When he was in the league
To everybody
That is dope to see
Like him show love now
Kinda like on the Kobe shit.
Like everybody felt
the way about Kobe,
however.
But afterwards,
to see him give his fliers
or to see him like
appreciate the game
was fire to see.
But I love it with KG
because he say some crazy shit
and show love
and then Paul Pierce
turn around and be like,
nah, fuck them,
they said.
He said,
Paul's in this draft.
I'll be a lottery pick.
P, it's over, bro.
Facts.
Probably be a legend, though, bro.
KG, though, to hear him talk like that is kind of crazy.
Because I'm about to ask him something.
This is how crazy KG is.
Look, I'm in Minnesota.
So, first of all, this nigga, he love D-Rose.
Rightfully so, we all do.
But I was sorry.
He was like, when this nigga nigga gonna get this motherfucking spot up
damn
I was in practice like
damn nigga
but nigga
I wanted him to sign a jersey
but he had a trainer
I mean not a trainer
but a
damn I don't even know
what you call them
dude that do the jerseys
and shoes
and all this shit
name was Clayton I was like man he think KJ signed my jersey he's like the, damn, I don't even know what you call them, dude, that do the jerseys and shoes and all this shit.
Name was Clayton.
I was like,
man, he think KG
had signed my jersey.
He's like,
he talked like KG.
He was like,
ticket don't sign no jerseys.
Look at him.
I said,
no,
nigga,
you gonna ask him
to sign a jersey for you?
Ticket don't sign no jerseys.
He said,
say less,
bro.
He didn't train
this shit out of you.
All right,
so,
ticket don't sign no jerseys.
I said, all right.
Hell no.
Damn, KG.
I was like, damn.
That's when I was like, damn, this nigga don't fuck with people.
Like, he don't sign jerseys.
But to see him now, like, talking highly about young dudes and ready to get people game and shit.
It's pretty dope.
Man, I always think about Joakim Noah.
He's like, first time I met him.
He's my favorite player.
Fuck you.
He was nothing on this shit.
I'm glad I got to sit down and chop it up about that, too.
That was fire, man.
Oh, they did that? Yeah, they sat down
and talked about it. KG apologized.
Like, nigga, when I'm in that game mode,
my nigga, I don't, all that fanned out
shit, nigga, that's weird to me. Let's hoop.
That nigga, I'll never forget that shit.
Them niggas said, course I, nigga.
I wanted that nigga KG to
be cool with me so bad.
Fuck this nigga's store for me. Damn. He said, where that nigga goG to be cool and be so bad. Fuck this nigga Starford.
Damn.
He said,
where that nigga
gonna give up his spot?
Where he gonna go
to this motherfucking spot?
Fuck Tim Stoom.
Damn.
We had on them
Prince jerseys.
I ain't gonna
ever forget that shit.
The black and purple.
I was like,
damn, nigga.
Damn, KG.
Make it right, man.
Make it right.
That shit was funny as hell.
I mean,
get well soon to Rod Wave, man.
Your dog.
My nigga out now.
Balenciaga out.
Yeah, we already took our picture at the gas station.
You hear me?
Back on road, nigga.
Tour coming in summer, my nigga.
He was getting fried on the internet
because they put down his measurements
when he got booked.
They said he was 5'6".
300.
Nigga said he built like a bomb.
That nigga remind me of the Mario bomb, man.
I don't know too much on gang, man.
I don't know too much on my boy in here.
Nigga built like a bomb.
It's funny.
I'm glad my nigga free.
You feel me?
Glad he free, bro.
300 at 5'6".
Yeah.
Crazy, bro.
He's my teacher.
I waved him their Bowser for sure. That's why Jamar started touching that party even more, bro. 300 at 560. Yeah. Crazy, bro. He's my teacher. I'll wave them their bows for sure.
That's why Jamar starts touching that powder even more, bro.
You got to lose weight, bro.
Jamar don't do no powder, bro.
Probably not no more.
He never did no powder, bro.
Jamar, I ain't let that nigga do you like that, bro.
He my nigga since he ain't high, bro.
Shout out to Jamar, bro.
My nigga's never on that powder, bro.
The only thing crazy,
that nigga mama make barbecue every weekend.
So I'm like,
she used to throw them baby back ribs on the...
I don't know how he ain't eating them no more.
My boy tempted.
I know he ain't want them.
That nigga definitely ain't eating no turkey ribs.
Fuck Jabari.
Got Keno over there eating turkey burgers and shit.
That shit nasty, bro.
Nah, nah, Angel. Relax. Shout out to the turkey burgers and shit that shit nasty bro nah nah relax
shots of turkey burgers
I need
pause
I ain't eat no turkey burger
bro
I tried that shit
that shit
especially on barbecue bro
oh my life bro
my fuckers always be saying
it depend on how you season it
no
that shit taste like gravel bro
you say like burger
god damn
my fucking taste like
the sandals
at the bottom of the beach.
I don't like that light skin.
That's a turnoff, bro.
That's dark.
Cool.
Shout out to everybody
who can't touch the pork.
I'm nothing on a hot dog, though.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Why he fucking Mike?
Because Mike eat glizzy.
Mike glizzy.
Mike glizzy.
I ain't dress him up too.
Mike G.
The Mike real Mike G.
Why is this nigga decorating this glizz dog like this, bro?
This is messy, bro.
That nigga went to a five-star restaurant, nigga, and got a glizzy.
Out of pocket.
Your wife even said, I don't know what he's doing. a glizzy. Out of pocket. Your wife even said,
I don't know what he's doing.
It was an Italian sauce.
He's different out of town.
Italian sauce is even worse.
Okay.
Different race.
He like the Zod glizzy.
Oh, you like them foreign, huh?
He like them light skin.
Foreign glizzy.
Foreign glizzy is crazy.
Move on.
I ain't got a foreign glizzy. That's crazy. Move on. They got a Ford Glizzy.
Oh, shit.
The Ford Glizzy is crazy.
They got a Ford Glizzy.
Oh, my God.
Hell no, man.
Hell no.
Oh, I can't take this nigga serious with his ankles out like this.
I'm getting ready for my ankle puberty.
That's crazy, man.
They asked about that.
I'm not going to follow up on that.
Y'all got to ask Freaky Mike about that.
No, don't worry about it.
Respects.
Oh, man.
Hey, man.
Shout out to Draymond, man.
Draymond, shout out some love in this podcast.
Everybody tagged us like we started some shit.
Because he definitely saw what Sean Meary said, and he didn't like none of that shit. Oh, yeah?
What'd he say? He said, fuck all that shit.
He said, look who I guarded on the way to my
fourth championship, not my first one.
Who he guard?
He was like, I guarded Jalen Brown.
Tough. Guarded Jokic.
Tough. And then he was,
I forgot who he said first round. He was like, I guarded
every different position, entire, like,
hey, dog. You said you guarded a guard.
Yeah, he's like,
I guarded everything
you talked about
en route to my
fourth championship.
Stunt.
That was crazy.
Nah, but Draymond
one of the best defenders
in NBA history, though, so.
Easily.
When he said that,
I was just like,
he was already kind of tight,
so I was just like,
yeah, all right, bro.
Yeah, you let him have it.
Yeah, like, you got it.
Because that could have been a conversation. for sure let him get his up but
jermon definitely one of the top defenders ever playing nba so yeah whatever i like the fact that
he even was just like yeah i with you bro let's get to it no i am the superior defender
i was like he is like yeah nothing he's lying right he gave me a shot he was like you was that before i got to the league i continued the legacy so he gave him his
props he was just saying my don't act like you're the only one who because let's go to the
footage draymond defensive player of the year though i don't know what matrix got that he did
not but he guarded a lot of no i mean He guarded a lot of people, though.
Samarian definitely
deserved his credit
on defense,
but Draymond was.
Draymond that deal.
Bro, nigga used to
fuck games up, bro.
Yeah.
With his defense.
Now he's fucking games up
a little bit differently.
Shout out to my nigga.
Them Black Forges
on the way, too.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, we're definitely
in another episode.
Shoe laces.
Tap in with me.
We got to get some
special laces for my nigga Draymond, man. Yeah, fuck. definitely on another episode. Shoe laces, tap in with me. We got to get some special laces for my nigga Draymond, man.
Yeah, fuck. What's going to be on them laces?
I don't know. Probably Dirty Dog.
See, he out there like he on his way out, bro.
Yeah, he out there doing great.
You know who that nigga act like he just want to go back to jail,
so he start fucking up, bro.
Draymond just want to be out of the Oaks.
I got nothing to lose.
Y'all got nothing to lose, bro.
When he choked out Rudy, I said he clouted.
That's what got it cracking, though.
That's what really got it cracking, bro.
Draymond hit it.
Because he's had, you know, Draymond and kick niggas in the nuts
and shit like that.
But that shit with Rudy, bro, it just...
They was on his ass after that.
Everything he did, bro bro Was just Overhyped
So
Nah but he just made
A good play
What game was that
Against Dallas
He blocked that shot
Kept the ball in bounds
Game winning block
Still contributing bro
Nah
No
But like
He's like
Jeff said
Hopefully he can go
To a continuing team
That can help out
Draymond ain't done
Hooping
Hell no He just You know Cutting the fool right now What's funny is I said shit. Hopefully he can go to a continuing team that can help out. Draymond ain't done hooping.
Hell no.
He just, you know,
cutting the food right now.
What's funny is you might have to play a Laker team
or a Warriors team to play in.
And that's not fair.
I told y'all niggas
at the beginning of the year,
all you fake ass NBA YouTube motherfuckers.
I told y'all.
The West is way stronger
than the fucking East.
The 10th seed in the fucking West,
I mean, is
over 500, nigga.
By multiple
games, bro. The East is weak as hell,
bro. The East 10th seed is the Hawks, and they
are, they don't have a good record.
But other than that, yeah, everybody else is
over 500 or more.
In the East?
Nah, like the 7th. Like the 7th or 6th seed East? Nah, like the I'm not saying
they're the best.
Like the 7th or 6th seed
in the West
is like the 2 seed
in the East.
Facts, bro.
Yeah.
Like way, way better, bro.
It's super, super competitive.
Yeah, the West is better.
Super competitive over there.
So,
if niggas don't figure out
in the East,
I don't know.
It's damn near looking
like a walking path
for the Celtics and the Bucs, bro.
It really look like a walk for the Celtics though right now.
I was going to say, it look like a walk for the Celtics.
The Bucs is kind of struggling.
I think Adrian Griffin got a bad rap because Doc Rivers didn't really change too much over there either.
Besides him doing these press conferences every time they lose and say,
everybody looks happy except me.
Doc, what the fuck but I still trust Dame
and I still trust Giannis in the series
you gotta beat them niggas four times
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Damn.
I ain't going to lie. I love watching the Knicks play, though.
All right.
No, go ahead.
No, and I just never thought I would like watching the Knicks play.
No.
It's not your typical Tibbs team either.
No, but when I watched them play,
I watched them last night against the Kings.
It was just a joy.
It's the first time I watched an NBA game for real.
I just wanted to see Dante.
That's my guy.
And I was just like, let me see how Tay going to play tonight.
I'm going to watch.
Because I was watching Indiana State play.
Shout to Ron.
Yeah, that game was over.
They lost or whatever.
Then I started watching the Knicks.
And watching Jalen Brunson just do whatever he want, him and Hart.
It's like playing with your homeboys, your college teammates.
I'm like, damn, niggas lucky as shit. Get toboys, your college teammates. I'm like, damn,
niggas lucky as shit.
Get to hoop with their college teammates.
I was like, that's hard.
Yeah, bro,
they're a real Dust Bowl team in real life.
He hoop with his niggas in the league.
Yeah, facts, bro.
And they all killing.
I think Tay had like 27.
He had like 35.
Mark had like 29.
I'm like, they on the ball.
Josh Hart been on a crazy run, bro.
Yeah, I was like, damn.
Second half, most valuable NBA. I mean, most valuable player in the league for sure.
After All-Star break.
That nigga been going on a crazy run.
Especially for them to be losing their two best, like two of their top three players.
Outside of Jalen being number one, they lost their two and three.
They still going crazy.
I like the Knicks.
They don't let Bogey play that much, though.
They definitely do not. Bogey don't get no tip. He need to come I like the Knicks. They don't let Bogey play that much, though. They definitely do not.
Bogey don't get no tip.
He need to come back to the Pacers.
He'd be perfect for the Pacers right now.
Ask DJ who the fuck he gonna fire to get him.
I'll fuck with Bogey.
He can pull up.
And I don't give a fuck.
I say what I say.
Who you releasing?
Rick.
Pack your bags.
Now, Rick can stay.
He just got to go work up serious.
We have to get a head coach, man.
Who are you?
Man, so many out there, bro.
We got to get a head coach, man.
Who are you, Mark Jackson?
Anybody not born in the 1950s, 1960s, somebody.
Rick Carlisle just look like that, bro.
No, Rick Carlisle played in the NBA in the 1980s.
Yeah, bro.
So you want like Bud.
Listen, I would love Bud.
Y'all get Bud.
I would love Coach Bud
I want to be on the staff
come on
but I think he gonna go
to Brooklyn or something
like that
Brooklyn
Charlotte
y'all hire
Mark Jackson man
bring Mark through
Mark Jackson's podcast
he ain't coaching no more
he getting the money
he fucking with Cam
also on that
cold project
getting the fucking
Cam versus Fire
Fire
that's Fire yeah Cam didn't do half bad either nah Also on that cold project Getting the fucking Cam Versus Fire Fire That's fire
Yeah
Cam didn't do half bad either
Nah
I said damn Cam
You still got it
Yeah it was hard
Yeah fuck with Cam
Damn so Mark Jackson
Not even gonna fuck with y'all
I don't even know
Who y'all can hire then bro
We can't hire nobody man
We stuck
Rick Carlisle
We stuck Carlisle
Rick Carlisle or die
Yeah
If he leave
Leroy would come back.
That'd be just all up.
That's how it works here.
Did Tyrese get his powers back?
Tyrese been solid.
Tyrese been solid.
I ain't been keeping up
being delayed the last few games.
I ain't know if he got
his powers back or not.
He been solid.
I mean,
we're a very unserious team right now.
Not very unserious.
Oh, we been,
bro,
we been very unserious recently, bro. What y'all, where y'all at in the playoffs? We was at the six, now we're very oh we been we been very serious recently bro
we had no playoff games
we was at the 6
now we're in a play
and a 7
talking about right
talking about right
we can win out
be in the 6 seed
probably won't
cause we just lost
in the fucking nets
y'all see how hype
niggas be
in the beginning
of some shit
yeah man
and then when shit
get towards the end
I'm not used to
having nice shit
so I try to be excited but then this shit get towards the end. I'm not used to having nice shit.
So I try to be excited.
But then this shit happens.
You couldn't tell this nigga nothing.
This nigga had a
520 Pacers jersey.
Yes.
He did have a
520 Pacers jersey.
Pacers hat.
Yes.
That nigga did have
a 520 Pacers jersey.
That nigga
dressed so damn right
that it's crazy.
That nigga told
that nigga we won't want nigga ass is what we want.
Hell no, nigga.
Hell no.
Send me a motherfucker.
I'm done with the Pacers.
I'm done with the Pacers.
I ain't played with the Pacers since the 80s, nigga.
A nigga in the DM was like, hey, I got a team jersey.
You want to send it?
I said, I don't think bro want that.
What jersey was it from?
The 44.
Nigga, nah, I keep that motherfucker. I was like, I don't think bro want that. What jersey was it from? The 44. Nah, I keep that motherfucker.
I was like, I don't think bro want that.
That's a screamer.
Nah, I keep that motherfucker.
Hell nah, man.
Perfection that motherfucker this way, man.
I think I still got some 44 jerseys, though.
How you going, Hoj?
Oh.
We giving away on Patreon.
Yeah, what's up?
Throw them hoes at a 520 day.
We're going to put that in that chain in there.
Can't hear what I'm saying.
Go ahead.
Shout out my boy.
Shout out my boy.
Hey, man.
Y'all playing too much, man. Oh, man.
Hey, before we out here,
be here, you got to update the people.
Hey, this is Spoiler Alert.
If you watch Could Have Been House,
this is your time to turn it off
for about 10 minutes.
You watching the episode?
Fire, bro.
Might be the best one.
Hey, man.
Best one, bro.
That's the best shit.
He got to do another season, bro.
Oh, it was the finale? Running back. No, no, no. It's not the finale. He got to do another season, bro. Oh, it was the finale?
Running back.
No, no, no.
It's not the finale.
I'm just saying how it's going.
It keeps getting better every episode, bro.
That shit needs to hit TV for real.
You like it on YouTube or you want to see it on TV?
I want to see it on TV.
I would like for it to stay on YouTube.
I mean, either way.
I haven't tapped in since that.
As long as it's available.
Yeah.
I mean, for his sake, because I feel like him bringing that platform is
him getting probably more of that bread. I mean, you know, YouTube
because we're going to talk about it because we're still on there.
But I imagine that's probably
a more beneficial situation
than being with a network because there's a lot of
things you have to do to get that show
in front of people. On YouTube,
everybody can go to YouTube. Niggas
don't got cable. Imagine him
with the production budget of a Netflix. That show would be crazy. Bro. Now, that's fire. If he could go to YouTube. Niggas don't got cable. Imagine him, like, with the production budget of a Netflix, though.
That show would be crazy.
Bro.
That's why—now, that's fire.
If he could go to, like, a streaming company and then do it like that, that would be crazy.
He got the relationships.
However it comes out, though, fuck it.
But that's the best shit on.
I ain't watch it.
It got good.
Bro, I swear to God, this last one, he gonna be rolling, bro.
They fried.
Bro, they are fucking hilarious.
This one with Birdman?
Yep.
Birdman on this motherfucker?
You think that really happened?
I think it did.
Unless Juicy got crazy acting skills,
he was spooked, bro,
when he got on that,
what'd you call that,
sprinter?
He was spooked
when he got on that bitch.
And Birdman was on there?
Birdman went on there.
They had ran. He had ran from Birdman
I gotta watch him
he start
yeah he took the train
he start going off
nigga on his
on his people like
nigga I told you
da da da da da
I said oh that looked
like it was serious
so unless his acting skills
is really elite
that shit's
top tier bro
I gotta watch him
he really top tier
gotta watch him bro
I seen Glow really though
with me on Shay Shay you been to have a banana Shay Shay I gotta watch. I ain't really tapping. Yeah. Gotta watch it, bro. I seen Glowrilla, though.
Mm.
With me?
On Shay Shay.
You been tapping into Shay Shay.
Nah, I just seen her. What they talk about?
I just seen the highlight.
She was just talking about how she,
they was like how a dude's gonna trap her or something.
Ah, she said she got a,
how about I say a subscription?
A membership.
A membership.
I was like, bro, she fried.
You can't say that, bro.
Membership to Dairy Queen, for sure.
Yeah, I saw her. I'm on Summertime. Said she out of pocket, bro that, bro. Membership to Dairy Queen, for sure. It's almost summertime.
She out of pocket, bro.
Niggas love blizzards.
Nah, for sure.
She said a bunch of shit
that was kind of funny
on there, though.
She's a comedian,
low-key, bro.
Little ghetto cool bitch.
Shout out to Clover.
Hey, y'all see Tiger Woods?
Basically, he said
he's being absented
to train for the next Masters.
Gotta ask you,
if you could not have sex
for a whole year
doing your hoops,
like your prom, your career,
would you not have sex
a whole year to get a ring?
Nah, to get a max deal?
Not a ring, though.
A max deal, they said,
you can't get no buns
for a whole year.
Can't have no girls,
wifey, girlfriend,
whoever she is, cannot come around for it.
But you're gonna get a hundred, whatever, 210 million.
While I delete every app,
I won't even have a phone for a whole year,
swear to God.
After that year though, he gonna open that brothel up.
Woo!
He's gonna relive
tranquilizer tea
call it a way
the real TT
tranquilizer
call it crazy
look at it
shit's gonna be epic
look at it
tootsie me down
I'm going nuts
the real freak out
no
no
hell nah
bring the weights
Nah hell nah
Boy
Phew
Oh yeah
That nigga be a
Hot mess
What was y'all doing
For 210 million
For the millions for sure
For a ring fuck no
Not for the ring
I don't see no value in that
But I don't play professional sports
so I don't give a fuck
if y'all did
say you got a Max deal
or a ring
would you take a whole year off
Max deal
for sure
for Max deal
I'm tapped in
for a ring
for a Jalen Brown deal
for sure
oh yeah
you can make up a lot
in a year
yeah
it's crazy
the rebrand is crazy bro
what you doing after
that year up though
the rebrand is crazy bro
you want shit you want ape shit yeah bro. What you doing after that year up, though? The rebrand is crazy, bro.
You want shit?
You want ape shit?
Yeah, bro.
First city you pull it up to.
Yeah.
Where's the first city?
My new house.
We go first turn Carmel out.
Reparation.
What city you going to after you... After I flip karma upside down?
Yeah.
Because I ain't never touched a snow bunny,
but in honor of Dr. Umar,
it's going to be snowing in that motherfucker.
And then we all...
Then the next Hennessy stop.
This is Miami for sure.
We ain't going to have no guests that episode
yes we will
beg to stay out here
that's our next guest
yeah 220
whatever the max dealer
yeah you probably
get made
yeah
for sure
for sure
we flipping karma
upside down though bro
he said
I don't know
Dr. Lamar
it's funny as shit
it's funny as it hey It's funny as it.
Hey, man, Diddy, man, been outside.
My boy riding a bike on the freeway.
Man.
You trying to commit suicide?
For sure.
For sure, bro.
Riding a bike on the freeway?
Come on, bro.
Babe, I did that on 65 before.
Bro, you out of body.
What?
Me and my niggas, we did that across 65 before. Bro, you just trying to go What? Me and my niggas, we did that across 65.
Bro, you was trying to go home, man.
When I say home,
you're trying to see the Lord.
Nah, because you,
when you ride your white nigga
to Lafayette Square,
you definitely got to hop on 65
from Boulevard
to get there, locate.
Yeah, you was trying to see the Lord.
Oh, yeah.
I know how that is.
This is going to be the last episode
of fucking Sons of Anarchy.
Because we had to take 65 to get to the
village road.
Do it for a little sight.
That was a game too.
You know how they
take the bikes
and put them
next to the place?
Yeah, bro.
And put your huffy
in the rack.
Oh, yeah, bro.
For sure, bro.
Never mind.
I ain't gonna say that.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Just keep that.
They gonna put them
pegs in gold.
I would say that's too much. He's watching me out of my pegs in gold I would say that's too much
he's watching me
out of my pocket
that's too much
I ain't gonna say that
let me just stop
why is he on the
bike on the e-way
though bro
bro he just
doing shit bro
I told you
he trying to do
bro he's trying
so he's free
and
oh he's free
just chilling
I seen him
at a party
so he's chilling bro that's free Just chilling I sent him to get a party So he's chilling bro
That's crazy how the internet
Foot got upside down
Not one of his parties
Oh you're saying
You were at the party
I was trying to
Get away from that
Not his party
He was at somebody else's party
Or a dancer or some shit
I don't know what he was doing
You see old boy from
One on one
He was just like
When you ready to go
To Epstein Island
Or Diddy Party
He said Epstein Island Me I said never? He said, Epstein Island, me.
I said, never.
Why is that even a debate, though?
Because podcasts are stupid.
I love them.
Yeah, I'm not fucking with the Epstein Island, bro.
That's wild, bro.
He said that off the dribble, too, bro.
He was geeked. He was like, nah, I'm going there.
I'm like, oh, bro, my boy. He going with kids, my boy.
Yeah, hell nah. It's out of pocket. I always know something's I'm like, oh, my boy. He going with kids, my boy. Yeah, hell nah.
It's out of pocket.
Oh, I think something's wrong with him, bro.
Is that Arnaz?
Yeah, Arnaz.
He was already.
Arnaz J?
Not Arnaz J.
Arnaz off 101.
He used to wear the little fish scales around his neck.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I used to get him in Orlando.
He had the seashell choker.
I said fish scales.
That's what I'm thinking about when I used to see him.
Mike Daddy had on one of them trains at the Fume today. He had a seashell choker. I'm thinking about what I used to see. Mike, daddy had on one of them
trains at the fumes today.
He had a seashell?
Yeah.
I said fish scale.
I was thinking about
my old days.
Damn.
What?
I was living on 38.
Need no brown.
Fish scale.
Take a bite
of what you want.
That nigga.
That nigga daddy
had on the seashell train.
I'm blocking y'all
after the Instagram.
Your daddy did have on seashell. I didn't see that y'all ass from Instagram. That daddy did have on the C-shirt.
I didn't see that.
I was talking shit about him.
Y'all can't talk shit about my daddy, though.
Move the fuck home.
Move the fuck home.
Move the fuck home.
Shout out to Big Fight, man.
That nigga did this in a camera.
Say, what the fuck they got going on in Hollywood?
Move.
Oh.
That nigga was in Friendship, too.
I see them purple ass chicks.
He was like, only West Side niggas know we're in Friendship. Oh see them purple ass chicks He was like
Only West Side niggas
Know we're in Friendship
Oh god
That suit jacket was big
You see
The O3 draft class
Yo we not doing it
I said is that memo jacket
He had the TJ4 suit on
Hell nah
Hey remember we doing that commercial
Why'd that nigga say R.N.S.J. though
That's the the thing about it
that is funny
too many niggas name R&J
the fact that it's two is crazy
that was his name on 101
I don't know any real name
I was about to say damn
that's the nigga that played on Coach Carter
he was the son
it is bro that was Cousin Skeeter too yeah yeah that was an elite show Cousin Skeeter Coach Carter. He was the son. It is, bro.
That was Cousin Skeeter, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
That was an elite show,
Cousin Skeeter.
Cousin Skeeter was fire.
Fire.
That's funny.
Coach Carter is crazy.
Him being his point guard,
he had the wildest team ever, bro.
Yeah, for sure.
I feel like it was real life, though.
But Warren was in Sunset Park
and Coach Carter.
How long was that nigga
playing a teenager?
That nigga did have
a little run as a teenager
didn't
he was always bomb
that nigga was
Jared Jack
I've never seen
Jared Jack with hair
damn
you never will bro
Jared Jack never
hit the barbershop
never seen a nigga
with hair bro
all the years I know him
from
Georgia Tech on
damn that's crazy.
We gotta get a real reception from Jared Jack.
Alright, man, we're about to get up out of here, be here, and tell people where they can grab the merch at.
Shop clock, what? Shop?
Excuse me?
This nigga with Jamaican on, shop clock!
Shop clock, man!
Thinking about Mike Daddy outfit.
That's what I was going to say.
I was thinking about my daddy clothes, bro. That's what I was going to say. I'm thinking about my daddy's clothes, bro.
I think it says shop clock.
You thinking about my daddy too much.
Ass nigga.
Shop clock.
Shop club 520.com.
Shop clock.
We're going to have a big head Jamaican hoodie just for y'all.
The bumper clock made by LRG.
Shop shop club 520.com, man,
for your merch.
He got a Jamaican hoodie
made by LRG, don't you?
All right, bro.
I just got my
Cool Runner outfit out there.
Cool Runner.
Oh, y'all didn't talk
about that, did y'all?
What, Cool Runner?
Getting the LRG deal?
We talked about it enough.
Shout out to him.
Anybody buying them shirts.
I was going to say,
would you order a shirt?
What'd he say on that?
Ain't I fresh?
On the shirt? Yeah.
Man, hell nah.
Cool running.
I'm happy he got a bag, but that shirt's crazy.
Real or lying?
That's like the bitches
everywhere in the sweatshirts
that's like
a bad bitch
I see the stud
the one that
you see the stud
in the Juicy Couture outfit
that's nasty bro
oh I can't say that
I can't say that.
I can't say that, my bad.
But,
why she... She had a bad bitch on her ass, bro.
Man, he lying.
He lying, bro.
She had braids.
She had the Queen Latifah's.
Set it off.
Nah, they was clean.
They was stitched.
She had the eyeballs.ifah's. Set it off. Nah, they was clean. They was stitched. She had the eyeballs?
It was stitched, bro.
With some drawers on, for real.
Don't care.
It was like a motherfucker.
I know she has some big-ass titties,
so I was like, damn, okay.
On that note, we're going to get out of here.
That's the worst.
I think so.
Nah, I don't know.
I just look like they just want to be chubby
to look like a dude want to be chubby to look like a dude
to be honest
they be
they be having
the biggest titties bro
I think about
mini fresh
three times
the mini fry
how about she mini fresh
that's what she be
or I think
nevermind
it's a
it's a dude
it's a dude
strap bro
nevermind
I ain't gonna say that
cause I fuck with dudes.
But he from here,
that looks like all the studs.
I fuck with him, bro.
I'm talking about the OG studs.
It's OG.
It's OG.
Nah, that's a nigga, bro.
He's not a stud, bro.
Hey, we out.
I thought that he ain't.
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