Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague's PERFECT Jordan Poole comp, Lakers-D’Angelo Russell breakup coming?

Episode Date: March 18, 2024

We’re back with Season 2, Episode 50 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Jordan Poole coming off the bench for the Washington Wizards, and how Poole’s game is EXACTLY like Jamal Cra...wford. The guys then discuss why D’Angelo Russell MUST get traded from the Los Angeles Lakers, NFL free agency, Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson, and much more! 00:00 - Introduction03:15 - NIL Basketball Tournament06:40 - Best spots for D'Angelo Russell 13:00 - Jordan Poole17:40 - Fighting Mike Tyson22:00 - Gilbert Arenas and Nick Young26:00 - Sexyy Red and Cardi B31:30 - NFL Free Agency35:00 - Saquon to Eagles39:00 - Denzel Washington and Lenny Kravitz44:00 - The Dominican Barber Shop #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:22 The second time we introduced the show. If you watch Patreon, you'll realize why we had to not do that episode. Still to my left, my dog, Bishop Greenleaf. Out the prayer, at least my nigga be in. How you what? Cool and nasty. Let's pot.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Fuck y'all, man. The water bottle opened. Congratulations. The Hennessy water was giving you some troubles over there, we see. I was about to say something out of pocket. I was about to say, I don't ever was about to say I don't ever have trouble that's nuts thank you for not
Starting point is 00:03:48 telling us that to my right my dog yo T how you doing man I'm good man still in the 90s man got my pennies on man shout out to the flight ones
Starting point is 00:03:59 yeah shout out to them man I'm still in the 90s I'm stuck bruh hey that galaxy pack is one of the most important shoe drops in shoe history. I feel like that Flight 1 in that pack is really, really
Starting point is 00:04:09 underrated and under the radar. It's one of the best shoes in that pack. I know the phone positive is that one. Is that the weakest penny, though? Nah. We told y'all the penny three is the weakest. Yeah, penny three the weakest. What about the one you got with the strap? Are those the fours? Get the strap. The strap is crazy. Shout out to BMF.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Shout out to... What letters are those? South Beach letters. The real South Beach heights. I'm not in. Oh, man. Hey, shout out to Hennessy. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Get the strap is crazy. Get the strap. 50 Cent. What? That's what happens when you get canceled. That's what he used to tweet on Tom. He did. He used to tweet, get the strap.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I don't want to fucking... Tom's were different. You know what? He can't tweet that today. I'm not fucking with this water. That water's gonna give you some trouble. Because I was about to waterfall and I'm like, no Chris Bosh. Get the strap. Nah, no D.H.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Doc Rivers. Doc Rivers passed Chris Bosh. Doc Rivers. No, Doc Rivers passed Chris Bosh. Doc Rivers out of pocket. All right, come on. Let's go. We got to buy, man. All right. Hey, T, you know what I'm saying?
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Starting point is 00:05:55 The Baron Davis episode was a good time. Appreciate y'all rocking with us. But now we got another one in the way, man. I'm geeked for this one. I can't wait to talk to him about all his accolades In the league and shit man Underrated Sneaky stats Nah I got a question I'm gonna keep it
Starting point is 00:06:10 Save it for the pod But Huge fan He got some Fire P.E.s Nah All you're gonna say Not somebody
Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah He a P.E. guy for sure And he a sneakerhead A little bit So I should be excited To talk to him about We gotta ask him about when he went blind too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:27 That blind was crazy. Him and J. Kidd out of pocket. J. Kidd was the original dad. Yeah. But nasty work. Excited to talk to him, bro. Yeah. I'll geeked out for sure.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Hey, the NCAA tournament selection Sunday coming up. Outside of that, have y'all seen the new proposed tournament that they might have next year? The million dollar tournament? Where they're reaching out to like eight universities to have a tournament
Starting point is 00:06:49 as an alternative to the NCAA tournament and the winner get a million dollars? Like, kind of like the play-in tournament but for the NCAA. That's hard. I thought they already did that though
Starting point is 00:06:57 with the, um... Talking about TBT? No, not TBT. What's the tournament? Oh, that's not,
Starting point is 00:07:03 oh no, I'm tweaking it. NIT is just for the... I don't get no money. No, NIT just... Okay, the tournament? Oh, that's not. Oh, no, I'm tweaking. The NIT is just for the. I don't get no money. No, NIT just. Okay, NIT just NIT. My bad. Constellation buckets.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah. But nah, listen, I know how much we love the NCAA tournament. I know how much that exposure that is. But shit, if you can go hoop and get a meal, that's even better. Like, I'm sure your wake team would have loved to play in that tournament rather than the NCAA tournament. Come on, man. We was already getting money. So to get more money is. It would have loved to play in that tournament rather than the NCAA tournament. Come on, man. We was already getting money, so
Starting point is 00:07:25 to get more money is... It would have been... Yeah, we was already getting to the back. So to get some real money, it would have been... What you got? 12, 13 players on the team? A million? Ah, hell yeah. I've been geeked. And the winning team get another
Starting point is 00:07:41 million. You get a million to play, you get a million to win. Oh, you just get a million to play? Oh, it's a no fucking brainer. That's their incentive to get teams to do it. Hey, fuck the NCAA tournament. Listen. What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:07:55 One shot in the moment, Kentucky going to be the first team to do it. Watch. Cal going to fuck it up. I can see that. He going to be like, hey, these kids need the opportunity to make this money. It's going to be Cal. He going to fuck it up. I can see that. He gonna be like, hey, these kids need the opportunity
Starting point is 00:08:06 to make this money. It's gonna be Cal. He gonna fuck it up. He gotta fuck it up. Because you know, he don't care about Riggs. No, but it need to be, let me think of a new coach
Starting point is 00:08:15 that's kind of young. Duke ain't gonna do it. They too fucked up. So this is not, explain it again. It's not a play-in tournament? No, it's like an alternative tournament. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:23 They gonna give you a million dollars to play. And then if you get another meal to win. Are they talking to the top schools? Yes. They reached out to us. I know Duke was one of them.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I think if they somehow get it approved for next year, Duke is definitely playing because they definitely want Cooper Flagg in the tournament. Georgetown.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Georgetown be a team to do it. They got a black coach. Shout out to G-Town. Yeah. Do all the top teams like that we grew up with you can't you can't play in the ncaa tournament though yeah as right now it's an alternative yeah that's gonna be tough yeah that's gonna be you know all them traditional coaches they trying to win them chips they solidify them like like you said it's a change
Starting point is 00:09:00 into the guards things are changing now like we got nick saban i don't know why everybody was so mad at him saying what he was saying. Like, yeah, nigga, you had the advantage for years, but he's 100% right. The climate has changed. Money changes everything.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Like, everything else does. Nobody cares about NCAA championships that much outside of the fans. Cool, whatever. Them kids, net exposure, let's go get this bag.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Yeah, you see money change, nigga. You see you be here when we was in San Francisco. Nigga didn't have his black and white forces on. Nigga, you know what the vibes was. Damn, I was going to say,
Starting point is 00:09:28 I'm surprised you won today. They back down. I don't even feel real no more, man. We was out on the road. He didn't have them on. Man, I don't feel real. Damn, he ain't living his rhymes? Nah, I don't feel real.
Starting point is 00:09:37 He's Fat Joe, this man. He know what Fat Joe say. Whatever I say in my raps is not real. The thing that nigga going to do is tell on this motherfucker. That's what shit show way.
Starting point is 00:09:47 People clearly seen the fours, man. Oh, my four, my four. I ain't know if nigga seen them or not. Speaking of telling, I mean, you see Mix and Cam caught a D-Lo generational snitch. Because he said Dennis Roderick got in the way of him having a relationship with Darby Hill. What y'all think about that, though?
Starting point is 00:10:06 He likes him more than you, bro. He still started you. Yeah, he did. He still started you. But I mean, damn, he knew Dennis since he was
Starting point is 00:10:14 fucking 20. Yeah. I mean, they knew each other forever. Of course they're going to have a better relationship.
Starting point is 00:10:21 What do you mean? Who would y'all rather have as a point guard coming off your bench? Off the bench? Dennis, off the bench. But starting out,
Starting point is 00:10:28 I like D-Lo. I think D-Lo get a lot of flack and obviously because of the shit that he did. But D-Lo can hoop. Like, we talked about playing with LeBron
Starting point is 00:10:36 is very hard. For him to still be efficient at the times, he needs to be efficient on that team, bro. And other places and situations. Like, D-Lo was killing
Starting point is 00:10:43 in Brooklyn. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. D-Lo should have just, I'm keeping it real, he should have tried to stay in Brooklyn or stay in a place where he could be a guy. Like one of the guys. One of the top guys?
Starting point is 00:11:00 Yeah, I'm not saying he ain't one of the guys in L.A. He is, but it's still Bron, it's still A.D. And you always going to get the blame. Yeah. Russ got the blame. It's always the third, fourth nigga going to get the blame. So you need to stay in a place where you can be the guy. Like, Minnesota, he was going to get the blame
Starting point is 00:11:18 because you can never do good in Minnesota. Right. I'm just being real. You got to be a person. Like, Ant Edwards is such a dominant force that he can make you need somebody
Starting point is 00:11:29 just to compliment him like Mike do a great job of just complimenting him yeah him and Cat you know what I mean people don't expect too much you know you get 13
Starting point is 00:11:36 14 you make your open shots but D-Lo was like he was there with Cat and Ant wasn't him yet so it was like D-Lo ain't doing this D-Lo sad we need to get rid of D-Lo but when we was there we Cat and Ant wasn't him yet. So it was like, D-Lo ain't doing this. D-Lo sad.
Starting point is 00:11:46 We need to get rid of D-Lo. But when we was there, we need D-Lo. We need D-Lo. We need D-Lo. And it's like, bro, I told him. I told him. I said, boy, don't come over here. You want to.
Starting point is 00:11:57 They calling your name, boy. You're going to get over here. It's going to get spooky. You're going to hate it. But he's such a good player. If he goes somewhere where he's appreciated. Go to Chicago. Why would you want
Starting point is 00:12:08 to send him there? Go to Chicago because he really want to be that nigga. But he goes somewhere where he appreciate it. Like right now, I think L.A. appreciate him
Starting point is 00:12:14 because he's so efficient. Yeah. He can make shots. He got so much game. And I think people starting to realize it like, but sometimes, you know,
Starting point is 00:12:24 big cities, they just want the big names. They want Trayvon. He just don't fit there. I guess culturally, he don't fit there. I think the only thing that sucks about it
Starting point is 00:12:33 is that, you know, every time he's went somewhere and got going, he had to leave. Like, go say what an ideal place for him to be.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Not at all. But he still made it. He had to get the bag. He had to get the bag. Every time. You got to get the bag. You got to get the money. You got to get the money. You got to get the money.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I think he should, like you said, go to a team where you can be you. Prevail. It ain't too many teams he can be himself no more though.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Yeah, not that. Everybody got like, like, I remember at one time, I go to Orlando. Orlando is like, nah,
Starting point is 00:13:02 you ain't going to Orlando. Yeah, Orlando, all right. Palo de Niro. You know what I mean Everybody be like Oh I can go here And get my shit off Like
Starting point is 00:13:09 Orlando alright Toronto They put the ball In Scottie Barnes hand I wouldn't be mad To see D-Lo in Toronto though To be honest I was gonna say
Starting point is 00:13:20 Who are they guys Starting at the 1 out there Quickly Quickly But Quickly nice too And he young And he young
Starting point is 00:13:27 But I'm just saying Teams like that They kind of Everybody got It's always killers in the league Everywhere you go You go to San Antonio What about Portland?
Starting point is 00:13:35 Nah, they got school Nah And they got Anthony Simons Yeah So they back for it already But he would be nice in San Antonio He would He would play great with Wimby
Starting point is 00:13:44 I would rather see Trey Young with Wimby, but D-Lo ain't a bad second option for Wimby. I would love to see Trey Young and Wimby together. That pick and roll is absurd. I ain't going to lie. I am sick of seeing Wimby get looked off for bullshit. I know we say this a lot on this podcast, but I've been watching a lot of San Antonio games recently,
Starting point is 00:14:01 and they be looking him off to do the craziest shit, and it's unheard of. Niggas is trying to get paid, bro. Man, niggas is young, trying to get money. I ain't going to lie. You know where D-Lo would be nice? Fucking D.C.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I said Chicago, and you say D.C. No, I'm saying D.C. because D-Lo, like, if you put the ball in his hands, he could make shit happen. Like, when he was in Brooklyn, and you can't really name
Starting point is 00:14:24 too many other people that was on that Brooklyn team. Like, when he was in Brooklyn, and you can't really name too many other people that was on that Brooklyn team with him. Like, I know Brooke Lopez and them niggas, but if you look at, if you put the ball in his hands and just let him rock
Starting point is 00:14:32 with a coach that get up and down, he's special, bro. He could be special. You like him pulling coos? I don't like pool. Pool off the bench? Coos?
Starting point is 00:14:43 Cool. Coos gonna do what he do. Did you see Jordan Poole throw that hoop to Coos? I don't watch that. Them blaming Jordan Poole. Poole off the bench. Kuz. Kuz. Kuz going to do what he do. Did you see Jordan Poole throw that hoop to Kuz? I don't watch that. Them blaming Jordan Poole for that is bullshit. I don't watch the Wizards. No. And you try to send him to Washington.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You try to send that nigga to die. That's the night's watch. Yeah, I see. Him for Trey. For him for Tyus Jones would be a great trade. Tyus fit the Lakers more than D-Lo do. For sure. That's a terrible trade. What? How? That's be a great trade. Tyus fit the Lakers more than D'Lo do. For sure. That's a terrible trade.
Starting point is 00:15:05 What? How? That's not an even trade. Tyus fit they team better than D'Lo do. I love Tyus' game, but I just, you got to give up a little more, bro. Why?
Starting point is 00:15:17 Tyus don't turn the ball over. He make threes. He make his shots. He's efficient. And then he don't need the, he don't need the ball to be that guy. But D-Rush straight up? I'm not saying straight up, but I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Make the paperwork match. The Wizards need that nigga. The Lakers need this nigga. You know what I'm saying? The Wizards need a lot. I respect that. Yeah. That's crazy, Jordan Poole, coming off the bench.
Starting point is 00:15:42 On that team, it's insane to me. That nigga had a hell of a career already. He just got there. He's documented. He'd be killing off the bench, though. No, but I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:15:50 he's documentary worthy right now. He kills off the bench. He has the best mixtape of the year. He's a way better player off the bench than he is as a starter.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Yeah. I like the fact that he came out and explained that. He was just like, I got comfortable in my role and just come and do what I'm supposed to do. I ain't out here to be
Starting point is 00:16:04 facilitating and running plays. I'm out here to do what I'm supposed to do i ain't out here to be facilitating running players i'm out here to do what i'm supposed to do that's like i fuck with that which i have only one 10 games their job is to do whatever the fuck you need i just come to hoop and go home bitch don't ask me bring me off the bench because i come in i get buckets i ain't here to i'm here to do what the fuck i do i get buckets and i do bullshit, I might throw this motherfucker off the backboard to myself. Yeah, they want him to come in. I don't give a fuck. He want to be Jamal Crawford.
Starting point is 00:16:30 He is Jamal Crawford. I'm saying, though, that's what I'm comparing him to. I'm saying, no, he's real like Jamal Crawford. Jamal was never required to change a team around. He brought in Jordan Poole to do such a thing with Calcone.
Starting point is 00:16:42 And then they seen real fast, like, you are Jamal Crawford. You come off the bench, you instant offense. You can have games where you get 50. to do such a thing with Cal Cooley. And then they seem real fast like you are Jamal Crawford. Right. You come off the bench, you instant offense. Absolutely. You can have games where you get 50.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Yeah. You can average 20 off the bench. You Jamal Crawford. And that's his career. He's going to be Jamal Crawford. And there's nothing wrong with that because Jamal Crawford has a fabulous career
Starting point is 00:16:56 and he's one of the coldest motherfuckers hoopers. And that's how Jordan Poole is. He's one of the coldest hoopers. If you just put him in a gym, you're going to be like, yeah. That's who I automatically think of
Starting point is 00:17:06 when I see him play is Jamal, for sure. And obviously, we know how that played out there, but I think that Golden State really misses him. They could have worked that out. Nah, it wasn't working out.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Nah, I'm talking about, not them, but they could have worked that out. Somebody else probably would have had to leave. Yeah, it wasn't working that out. Who would you send away? Nigga knocked me out. The rebrand would have had to start a year, I'm not working that out. Who would you send away? Nigga knocked me out.
Starting point is 00:17:26 The rebrand would have had to start a year ago. Nigga knocked me out. No, that couldn't coexist no more. There's no way we work no more. Bro, how can you work with a nigga that knocks you out? If you can't work at a call center with somebody you put hands on, damn sure not. But nigga fought me. And we got in a scuffle.
Starting point is 00:17:39 And I might have lost the fight, but we got in a scuffle. Cool. But if you knock me out. Nigga slept even. Like, you knock me out, and he slapped me, like you put me to bed. He went to sleep. He caught him. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:17:54 You see the tape. Fuck you. That was in one motion. You caught me. I'm trying to forget it. Nah, bro. It's never. My pistol.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Take a reading. Security would have been like, they would have given a reading to me, bro It's never My pistol If it was security It would have been like They would have given The ring to me, bro You would have shown Gil What he was supposed to do, huh? Man, what? I have to come to this You either have to
Starting point is 00:18:15 Let me pistol with you Something has to happen, bro I don't know Let me pistol with you Something has to happen, bro You not You put me to bed I'm grown I can see it We 14 bro. You not. I'm grown.
Starting point is 00:18:25 I can see it. We 14. Retaliation, bro. I'm grown. Yeah. I can't even go to my. You got to get out of there. How I go to my girl?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Like I'm walking in a nigga, grab my girl ass. What you going to do about a nigga? What about? Hey nigga, go try it. See, y'all know I be loving it. I love sports, but I got to go here. The nigga that be The big cocky nigga
Starting point is 00:18:46 That be doing All them dance moves And shit Always dancing Go up And goddamn Grab P by the By the case
Starting point is 00:18:53 God smoke this nigga What the fuck He gonna shoot it You outta town Nah I'ma say I'ma I'ma always I'ma fire first
Starting point is 00:19:02 I'ma always been that person Yeah Like Nigga get on my ass Afterwards It's cool But I know I got my lick in Fuck it Yeah I'm always I'ma fire first I'm always been that person Yeah Like Nigga get on my ass afterwards It's cool But I know I got my lick in Fuck it Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:09 So He grab him Say what the fuck I'm just gonna fire Boom Fire on him Okay And he might be a big soft nigga
Starting point is 00:19:17 He might be like Oh shit why the fuck you hit me bro Yeah So I'ma just fire first But that nigga He He Terminator Look at me like, bitch.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Because what if Tyson did it? Well, after Karate moves in. Yeah, be it Phil. Grant that bottle, bitch. Hey, Phil got it on him. He know my nigga going to be with me. Phil. Put that motherfucker out, cuz.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Get the strap. Get that motherfucker out that can go, Feel. Put that motherfucker out, cuz. Get the strap. Get that motherfucker out that can, though, nigga. Get that motherfucker out the boot. Shit, fuck that. Nigga, what we doing? Feel cold.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Feel cold as a terrorist. Matter of fact, Tyson, I ain't got no pistol on me. Like, if I'm in the city, I could bring my pistol. I got my pistol on me. And Tyson grabbed my girl ass. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:20:04 what the fuck you wearing them shorts for? I got my pistol on me. And Tyson grabbed my girl ass. I'm like, what the fuck you wearing them shorts for? I got to fight this nigga. And you see the story where the Logs was talking about how he was on Eve on three shifts. And they was just like,
Starting point is 00:20:14 hey, what we gonna do? Oh, God, nigga. Like, what? Them three guys are ass niggas. Yeah. If I ain't got no pistol over against Tyson, bro,
Starting point is 00:20:21 why you wearing them shorts? Bro, Sheik Luce was like, hey, um, damn. It was just like, hey, um, damn, he was just like, yo, Sheik, you know what I'm saying? You got to be the sacrifice.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Get close to that nigga. We swing on you, we go stabbing. Yeah, Sheik the biggest pause. Like, nigga, we take one for the team, bro. So if it's us, how is ours going?
Starting point is 00:20:36 Tyson grabbed one of our girls' shorts. What are we going to do? Who going first? I'm fighting for my life, bro. Are you done? Put me in a life insurance, bro. I'm going to make sure, you know what I'm fighting for my life. You done. Put me in a life insurance, bro. I'm going to make sure, you know what I'm saying? Nieces all good.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Nah, yeah, I got it. You going to fight Tyson? It sounds ridiculous. That sounds fucking nuts, bro. Kenny Paul. You going to fight Tyson? Fuck it, bro. Or you going to talk to him?
Starting point is 00:21:03 What the fuck wrong with you, bro? What the fuck you going to do about it? What you going to do? He going to sound like he got a world peace and sign off. If you fire first. Because I got to swing
Starting point is 00:21:11 with all my life. And pray to God that that bitch connect. Listen, you got to fire first and then we got to like try to break it up. I'll do that part. Then he get to swing it though.
Starting point is 00:21:22 I'm going to go ahead and dip it out. He got a CTE, but he probably still got this in and then he start doing that shit I'm like hey nigga
Starting point is 00:21:28 hey if we intervene you gotta book it though we only got about maybe five or six seconds to get your head to start there's no like talking back no no
Starting point is 00:21:36 nigga you better be running down that motherfucking street I better see white laces go home my old nigga's telling me to flee to see
Starting point is 00:21:44 nigga get the fuck on, nigga. I'm running right after you. As soon as I see you far enough, my four-five kicking in. Now you can't wait. Knees shattered. As soon as he done running.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Did y'all see that fan who took that kick from John Bones? Yeah, I'm not fucking with no nigga like that. So him, he's an idiot. And then the other dude, Aiden Ross, who took the punch from Jake Paul. Yeah. Bro. Did you see that nigga's leg?
Starting point is 00:22:16 He took two. He was just like, nah, let me get another one. Nigga, he was limping the rest of the week. Did you see the picture where he went to the hospital, bro? Yeah, I was like, he went to the hospital, bro. Oh, he went to the hospital? Bro, his leg was Camouflaged
Starting point is 00:22:26 He is white I wasn't He kicked the shit Out of him bro I'm not fucking with him Like what's the homie I don't mean to butcher Your name bro
Starting point is 00:22:34 But he be hitting us up On IG The thing's named Phil He once said some shit About like He was Oh yeah He was trying to
Starting point is 00:22:42 Cancer some shit Yeah I'm not fucking with niggas Yeah Rashad was tripping Yeah I'm not fucking with niggas like him. Yeah, Rashad was tripping. Yeah. I'm not fucking with a nigga like him.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I'll get in the ring with you, bro. You know what I'm saying? You're bugging. It's a compilation right now that have bodybuilders and boxers and they got in the ring and them buff niggas
Starting point is 00:22:56 was on the ground. Yeah, I'm nothing, bro. Bro, respect people's hands, bro. People really do this shit. I'm on no smoke. But the crazy thing, bro, he sent me the link like
Starting point is 00:23:07 to watch that podcast cause he want he was gonna come on the show or whatever and I'm like yo this nigga crazy but I would never I don't want no smoke
Starting point is 00:23:14 I do not think I could beat you up in the ring no when we played when we was hooking with Keith Lee I made sure to keep
Starting point is 00:23:20 the fouls on the minimum facts niggas niggas wasn't going after the ball. Remember when Buddy was talking shit? I was like,
Starting point is 00:23:28 shout out to Curtis. Curtis and Keith Lee one-on-one is one of the best basketball games I've ever seen in my life. Curtis Collins. He brought one of the best
Starting point is 00:23:35 one-on-one games I've ever seen in my life. the most fouling I ever seen. Y'all didn't film that, bro. This was Dennis Rodman versus Ben Wallace. They played to five and it was probably
Starting point is 00:23:44 85 fouls and maybe four made buckets. It was crazy. This was like an hour and a half long game to five. At midnight. This is at midnight at the factory. Yeah, y'all went late. I wasn't fucking with y'all.
Starting point is 00:23:56 I wasn't fucking with them either. I'm glad I did see. It was funny as fuck. It was a foul. Shout out to Keith Lee, though. Keith Lee, listen, he got a lot of uncontested rebounds. I'm going to leaving it at that yeah put it that way
Starting point is 00:24:06 besides Mike Mike aggressive ass this one I won that nigga 121 I was rolling aggressive as fuck that nigga aggressive as hell
Starting point is 00:24:15 I won I said damn Mike Mike got hit we gonna find out that day again we need you by five second window
Starting point is 00:24:22 the Vomeros better be in the wind my nigga I rock with Keeley I ain't afraid of him There we go Respect He was cool as fuck
Starting point is 00:24:30 He was cool as fuck But that shit funny as hell Alright Hey Hey When a nigga When a nigga talk about you Hooper
Starting point is 00:24:38 He say Man he physical You sad as fuck But I'm running I know I'm sad But I'm running That's his I'm sad. But I'm warning. That's his attribute, nigga. That nigga play hard, boy.
Starting point is 00:24:49 He's the energy guy. The fuck? He's the glue. He's scrappy. Facts, bro. I didn't even know if I was born this year. Anytime they use those ashes, they use white receivers. Oh, that's funny as fuck.
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Starting point is 00:26:14 Five days a week, you'll get all the latest news, previews, recaps, and analysis delivered straight to your podcast feed by the time you get your coffee. No dumb hot takes here, just smart hot takes. We'll talk every single game, every single week, but I can't do it alone, so I'm bringing in the big guns from NFL media. That's Patrick Claibon, Steve Weiss, Nick Shook, Jordan Rodrigue from The Athletic, and of course, Colleen Wolfe. This is their window right now.
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Starting point is 00:28:00 Hey, this is Mike Wright from the Fantasy Footballers Dynasty Podcast. You heard that right. The Fantasy Footballers have officially entered the Dynasty space. Every week we bring you the same in-depth analysis and entertainment you've come to expect from the Fantasy Footballers, only now from a Dynasty perspective. Maybe you've been living in the Dynasty Fantasy Football space for a while. Well, we're here to take your game to the next level. Maybe you love fantasy football and you've been feeling that itch
Starting point is 00:28:29 to jump into the Dynasty format, but it feels a little bit intimidating. No matter where you're coming from, the Fantasy Footballers Dynasty podcast has something for you, and you're going to have a great time listening, I promise. Join me and the rest of the crew every Wednesday for a new episode. Listen to the Fantasy Footballers Dynasty podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This week on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler,
Starting point is 00:28:59 I am joined by the greatest alpine skier of all time, Michaela Schifrin. Michaela talks about the ski accident that changed everything for her, performing while going through grief, and what it's like to release the pressure of being the GOAT, and so much more. Like, I have no right to be winning this race. I really probably shouldn't even be doing it,
Starting point is 00:29:18 but I'm here, so I will win. Listen to this episode of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, you know what else is funny as fuck, bro?
Starting point is 00:29:33 What y'all doing? I'm watching Instagram today and, hey, Gilman and Reedus and fucking Swaggy P are funny as fuck. They talk about Saucy Santana.
Starting point is 00:29:43 He was like, yes, my nigga. Y'all ain't seen that? Yes, I haven't seen it. Oh! They've had a week. Gilbert Arenas is crazy, bro. Saucy Santana.
Starting point is 00:29:50 I guess Swaggy P did College Hill. Yeah. And he was like, man, Saucy Santana, that's my nigga. And Gilbert didn't know who it was. And he typed it in. He said,
Starting point is 00:30:00 this shit a nigga? This shit a nigga? He showed up there, yo and this nigga twerking hey what's up I was crying this was on the show or just on some
Starting point is 00:30:15 no this was them just doing this FaceTime shit bro I'm crying at Gilbert bro that shit had me and you know what's crazy
Starting point is 00:30:22 I know Gilbert been wilding this week but everybody is looking at Gil from Gil's Arena and know y' wild this week but everybody is looking at Gil from Gil's Arena know y'all missed the real Gilbert Arenas back on the Instagram
Starting point is 00:30:28 days when he was giving away jerseys and shoes treacherous bro bro those are the real IG lives bro before Kwame Brown like all that shit
Starting point is 00:30:36 he was treacherous bro that shit if you want when you get a chance we get off this motherfucker type that shit in bro
Starting point is 00:30:42 you gonna cry bro it's crazy now one thing I will fuck with him with, him talking about people... You got a song he says at the moment? False. I want to say it,
Starting point is 00:30:56 but they got a video. I'm not trying to fuck up the pod. Got a video out speaking to the basketball niggas. With D-Wade. Nope. Nope. Ew.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Teaching Zaya how to dribble. With his ass. Oh shit. Oh my god. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope! You ain't seen my... Oh shit! I'm crying! I just fucking had legs! I seen that shit!
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm sorry y'all! I'm sorry YouTube! What?! That took me an hour! I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry, YouTube. What? That took me an hour. I'm sorry, guys. The real skills challenge. Oh, my God. There's no disrespect to nobody. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I wanted to get Kaden to send that to me, bro. It was insane. Oh. What do we got next, TJ? I'm sorry. Bro! Bro! Bro!
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Starting point is 00:32:53 Oh. Because, nigga, I don't want to go ever bitching that. Y'all talking about sausage twerking. I just thought about that. Oh. I'm sweating down, boy. Oh, shit shit Bro, that That shit is crazy
Starting point is 00:33:08 That nigga was twerking a basketball, bro That shit is crazy I don't even want to look at it I can't find it The shit I have to type in to try to find it I don't even want to look for it Please don't use the 520 page Those algorithms are different.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Respectfully. Oh, man. I done had too much hen dog already. Oh, man. Ooh. Y'all niggas are crazy. That's one of the best laughs I had in a long time. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:33:37 I laughed like one of them niggas at the cookout on that one. Boy, that's crazy. Oh, shit. Man, where was we at? That's all a part of the pie, y'all. We sorry, shit. Man, where was we at? That's all a part of the pie, y'all. We sorry, man. Because that video is crazy, bro. Internet is a motherfucker, dog.
Starting point is 00:33:55 I guess we shouldn't talk about Sex and Rare right after that, should we? No, man, go ahead. I'm good with that. Get off of that. Her new song lit, bro. Her new song?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Or her fucking Aiden for money? Hey. You know what I'm saying? He said, yeah, it was great. She's like, yeah, I paid to take your virginity. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:34:11 if that was true, I really want to see how that transaction went. That is a wild... Because Trap Comedian got a new skit out and he was like, when it's your first time
Starting point is 00:34:17 buying... And that shit is funny as hell. He responded again and said, you took my black girl virginity and I didn't pay for it. Black girl virginity is crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:29 That's racist. Yeah, I guess I ain't, I can't say that. Trey Lively, my brother. He's a Trump supporter. I mean, sexy red, I don't even think it counts.
Starting point is 00:34:40 She's so wild. I kind of expect that from her. Hey, I just fuck with the music. Yeah, I fuck with her, what she got going on, but I don't expect her not to sell pussy. Yeah, it's kind of... That's not shocking.
Starting point is 00:34:55 She's kind of just doing it now. Yeah, it don't feel too wrong to hear her say, I sell pussy. She hung with Sakiana. Her new single is selling pussy. Crazy Dua. That's a hell of a backcourt. I don't know She hung with Sakiana I mean Her new single Is still in position Crazy duo That was funny bro That's a hell of a backcourt
Starting point is 00:35:07 Crazy crazy duo I think I think Sexy Red Gonna keep this run Going though With her music Yeah I think she got shit
Starting point is 00:35:16 Like this in her tuck though Her music run is crazy I just wish all the women Could get together And throw one big concert For the women Did you see Cardi B new video?
Starting point is 00:35:25 Top rappers. Y'all ain't seen it? She going crazy? No, I haven't seen it. It's called Enough or something like that? I saw a clip of her rapping, like, in the crib, but... People are hating that song. They do.
Starting point is 00:35:38 I was just talking about the visuals. Nobody has liked any of her new music, but the visuals are always going to be A1. Visuals are creme de la creme. I ain't heard the song that much, though. You're here. I mean, Cardi B made fire music, though.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Like, we being real. Like, I heard she be making anthems. Hey, man, as long as girls don't dance to it, she going to win. It don't matter what nobody else like. As long as girls going to dance to it,
Starting point is 00:36:03 you can play it on a clip. I know, y'all got about a little bit of tick tock left. You ever heard run it up cuz I just was like Nikki you do Nikki could top it and you do Cardi then you do sexy then you do glow Oh, you're asking women to get along. That's crazy Now we miss us some women though. Nah, I'm just doing my favorite four. Oh, okay. You just throwing them out. If I was putting money and throwing a concert, I'd have Nicki close it, Cardi go before Nicki, Sexy go before Cardi, and then I'ma have Glo get that bitch going. Get it started. Now I'ma tell you where the problem is gonna start. Whoever you choose to close that show is going to fuck everything
Starting point is 00:36:45 else from there. I have Cardi close it, just being real. You ask Nicki to go before Cardi? I'll take Nicki off the show. She can't be on that show. She would be the one who wouldn't get along with everybody else. Yeah, she too. I have like Lado.
Starting point is 00:37:01 And she's the best out of everybody. That's the crazy part. Yeah, I have like Lado and like then Cardi. That's a cool replacement. Because I couldn't have Nicki. She too like Nicki like. And she's the best out of everybody. That's the crazy part. Yeah, I have like Lado and like- That's a cool replacement. Because I couldn't have Nikki. She too like- Nikki like- She too Hollywood? Nah, I ain't saying that.
Starting point is 00:37:11 I'm saying she like too big. Like she like the Jay-Z of like- I would just say because she on tour right now and I was surprised. If you do a festival type setting, it could work, but she would need to have her day. Yeah, it's like Nikki day.
Starting point is 00:37:22 You're going to a home women's set. You did them all Sunday, but Nikki needs to be on Saturday. Yeah, she need to be with. They're doing them all Sunday, but Nikki needs to be on Saturday. Yeah, she needs to be with the dudes. Like, them there. Like... She that big.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Like, her records is too big. But, like, if it's all women, I like Cardi to end it because she got the bangers. She the biggest. Yeah. Popularity, too.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I ain't mad at that lot of going before Cardi. That's not bad. Yeah, for sure. But I just think you got to have glow and God damn. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Sexy Red and glow. Sexy Red and Tigger to get that. Sexy Red went to that concert and Sexy Red, she was the live-est one. I don't know, what concert was it?
Starting point is 00:37:54 Money Back. Money, yeah, huh? Shout out to Money Back. Yeah, she did better. I said we're not gonna talk about it. Than most people on stage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:03 But she came out there barefoot and pregnant and had that bitch cracking. Had that bitch rocking. That's what I first said. Yeah. We walked right out when that motherfucker said
Starting point is 00:38:13 I'm looking for the hoes. That motherfucker went crazy. That bitch erupted. And then we seen the parents with the two white kids and VIP holding them up and they was like, yeah!
Starting point is 00:38:22 I said your daughter is six. Why is she looking for the house? Or her 11-year-old brother. They looking for the house. All right. Oh, Lord. That was Aiden Ross. Where they at?
Starting point is 00:38:32 The motherfucker said, where they at? I said, damn. I ain't never seen that motherfucker go crazy like that. Like,
Starting point is 00:38:39 Rod Wave was stupid, but I'm talking about like, when you just see a motherfucker sitting down, then a beat drop and that motherfucker just, everybody rides like that.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Oh, wait till you hear this song, the new sexy song this summer. It's going to go crazy this summer. It's hard. That's what I'm saying. Her music run is like, for real, unmatched.
Starting point is 00:38:54 For sure. Hey, but NFL, free agency started. First of all, got a shout out to the trenches. Shout out to my boys out here for getting that bag. My motherfucking man.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Got that bag. I can't wait to go. And the new chain dropped the same day. Ooh, the Z4. I seen it. He said, Z4 season, okay.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Ooh, I can't wait for him to invite us to the next party. You was on your way to Buffalo, I heard. Oh. Glad you staying. I'm bullshit.
Starting point is 00:39:17 I can't wait till he... That's crazy. I can't wait till he has a next party where we can come and all drinks and food. The trenches is up. Oh, yeah. Drinks on the trenches. It's on. We up. Coach, we can come and- Oh, yeah. All drinks and food on the- The trenches is up. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Drinks on the trenches. It's on. We up. Coach, get my nigga EJ right, too. Out the gate. My nigga up next. For sure. For sure.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Get that nigga a new fucking Hellcat. They ain't gonna steal this one. Yeah. We can keep that motherfucker player. Derrick Henry to the Ravens is crazy. Woo. I can't wait to play fucking Mad 25. Bro, they cheating, bro.
Starting point is 00:39:44 They are, bro. They are, bro. They are cheating, bro. Mad 25 gonna be lit. Them niggas. They're cheating. They're not gonna have no pass plays in the entire game. You got my splash of agave? They didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Nah. With the other four bottles. Mike is our bartender? That little spice, what they said? When you gotta shake it with the salt. Shake it, of course. What was it? What's it, Brandon. What you got? Shake it with the salt? Shake it, pour it. What was it? What's it, Brandon?
Starting point is 00:40:06 Why y'all asking me? Because that's your part in the video. Oh, yeah. Just mix it, shake it, pour it. Fuck y'all. Hey, man, for real. Change that shit, bro. I'm trying to look like I'm
Starting point is 00:40:20 on that motherfucker. For real. Like, for real, for real, bro. Y'all got me looking slow, bro. Nigga, I know how to fucking read, bro. I'all got me looking slow, bro. Nigga, I know how to fucking read, bro. I went to Wake Forest, nigga, on an academic scholarship.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Cap, so do y'all think... Do y'all think the Ravens are going to win the Super Bowl or have a chance? I'm sorry, I ain't going to say win or they're going to have a shot.
Starting point is 00:40:38 They had a chance last year. That's what I'm saying. So Adam DeHenry, is that... Hell yeah, bro. Who's going to stop? Like, for real, for real. I mean, the Chiefs are still the favorites. They're picking up Hollywood Brown.
Starting point is 00:40:48 It's crazy. And they'll probably get another piece. It's still Pamela Holmes. Going back to back, bro. Hollywood Brown is crazy. Yeah, that's... He won with a very, very, very mediocre receiving court last year. Now you got a baby Tyreek?
Starting point is 00:41:00 Come on, bro. Okay. But Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson is fucking scary, bro. But they still can't pass the fucking ball. Well, shit. Might not even have to, really, though. Well, nowadays, if that play action don't work with Derrick Henry, it just don't work.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I don't think they're going to be that good, though. On two, on man, they're going to be fire. But Derrick Henry, he kind of. He getting older, but he's still him, bro. I mean, he's still good, but he getting older, bro. It take one hit. Shit, that's a... That's anybody,
Starting point is 00:41:30 but I'm just saying, like... That's a tough nigga to deal with, though. Yeah, but that nigga is injury-prone, though. Yeah. Just keep him out of training camp, because you know what happens
Starting point is 00:41:39 in the Ravens training camp. Niggas die out of training camp every single year. Please stop doing that shit on that terrible grass. Saquon Barkley to the Eagles is crazy. That's more fire than Derrick Henry to the fucking right You think so? Yes, bro. Mm-hmm cuz they dynamic was already they already They was championship material this year last year they fucked up Hey went bad J her's got to get better she gotta happen
Starting point is 00:42:03 I'm bringing Saquon I bringon, that take a lot of pressure off because he dynamic in both catching and running. He was definitely not used to his potential in New York. They weren't a good team. They didn't really have a good quarterback. A lot going on.
Starting point is 00:42:17 He's going to kill. And I hate that that happens. I hate when somebody good goes to somebody else in your division. Like, I think that is complete bullshit. I love it. I hate that shit. As a Cow love it. I hate that shit. As a Cowboys fan, I hate that shit.
Starting point is 00:42:26 I see what Barber said about. He's dead to me. That's fucked up, bro. Everybody's starting to trend saying he's dead to me. God, you're making fun of it. Did you see when it was just like, it was just like, you didn't say that when you left your wife for your girlfriend, babysitter.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Damn. I said, hey, y'all got to be careful what y'all say on the internet because niggas be on that. Yeah, niggas be having receipts. Niggas be searching, bro. Yeah, but he lame for that, bro. He lame.
Starting point is 00:42:49 He lame. Why are you saying that shit? You an old head. Just be old. Why old heads don't, like, age gracefully? Mm. Like, I would say, bro. That's true in any sport, though.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Y'all sport is bad, too. Yeah, but like me. We see these podcasts. I'm an old head now. You just show love To the game Like you was cold Like if you was a goat If you one of them niggas
Starting point is 00:43:10 That was super cold Super cold And you doing podcasts Like alright You was cold But nigga it's over with Like Basketball over with
Starting point is 00:43:19 Like I don't give a fuck About your accolades In real life It's over with You know what I'm saying Like that's why I don't take myself too serious Like nigga it's over with. You know what I'm saying? That's why I don't take myself too serious. Like, nigga, it's over with.
Starting point is 00:43:26 I could be like, nigga, I did get 30, you know? It's true, but nigga, it's over with. No, and you right, bro. But niggas, you dumb your shit
Starting point is 00:43:36 all the way down. But because it's over with. These niggas don't have like a medium. It's okay to have a medium. Like, niggas really don't know what you did for...
Starting point is 00:43:44 It's over with. I get that, bro. It's over. It don't matter. You can't to have a medium. Like, niggas really don't know what you did for... It's over with. I get that, bro. It's over. It don't matter. You can't go back in time, nigga. Like, you did that shit. It's over with. What I'm saying is, it'd probably take for a nigga to come on here and be like, I used to bust this nigga's ass and talk to him about that. And then I'll be like, let me go
Starting point is 00:44:00 look. I'll be real, like, he might have bust my ass, but I know I bust your ass, too. Yeah, but I'm saying that's the only reason why you would talk about yourself. Yeah, did you bust my, your lie be real? Like, he might have bust my, but I know I bust your ass too. Yeah, but I would say that's the only reason why you would talk about yourself. Yeah, but it's like, nigga, why y'all, nigga, it's over with.
Starting point is 00:44:09 You did it. You cannot go back in time. Y'all niggas be like, I would've killed, I'd kill that nigga. No, you won't. Fam, you averaged 14. Respect, but you wasn't
Starting point is 00:44:18 going to average 30 today, bro. No, you not about to kill a nigga that's 21. At all. And you 46. Like, no, you not. I just played a, I would just play a one-on-one with Lil Dev up.
Starting point is 00:44:30 And I had to be realistic with myself. I said, I'm still beating him. I could still blow him out. But it ain't easy. I'm like, damn. I gotta kind of bully a little bit. I can't just blow by him. Like, I'm not the same person I once was.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Give it up, bro. It's over. A lot of times I'm undefeated. And a lot of times, like you said, people live off their accomplishments and their career. But now that's gone. Nigga, you got to be you. And then you find out, like, we know. Just because you hoop don't mean you a good person.
Starting point is 00:44:59 A lot of these niggas is weird. They're just good if they sport. Don't mean you a cool nigga. You could be a lame. You just was a good basketball player. You could just shoot that bitch. There's a lot of them, motherfucker. And I ain't never been a lame.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Basketball got it way worse than football, niggas. I stopped saying nigga. I always just been a genuine nigga. This is just me, naturally. I ain't talk to people when I play basketball because niggas was weird. I used to see people go to Diddy parties and shit. So I was like, I ain't,
Starting point is 00:45:26 I'm familiar with that person. Let me stop. That boy stayed throwing them at us. Knowing he was in there and Mike Wood had to get him out of there before he got wicked.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Oh, wow. Knowing he was in that motherfucker too. Diddy live on the other side. So how you know niggas going to that motherfucker you ain't in there shaking up with them?
Starting point is 00:45:41 But tell your story, King. Shaking up at a Diddy party is crazy because what does that mean? This nigga here. Mike told him, shit, he about to come down there in that with him. But tell your story, King. Shaking up at a Diddy party is crazy, because what does that mean? This nigga here. Mike told him, shit, he about to come down there in that robe. What you finna do to him?
Starting point is 00:45:51 What is this nigga talking about? Look how his face changed. I don't believe that, bro. I don't believe that, bro. Iso kill. I don't believe that. Don't put no iso on me either. I've been drinking Hennessy.
Starting point is 00:46:04 I almost said something that was just crazy. Have you seen the new picture of Diddy burning the sage? Get them bad vibes out of there. Somebody said, nigga, you need to leave. You're the rock. You trying to burn away the ghost of you. That's
Starting point is 00:46:23 crazy. Hey, never mind. I almost talked about, what was our Columbus short? Oh, yeah. I'm not talking about that. Yeah, we are, though.
Starting point is 00:46:33 We're dropping that real at some point. We have to. Bro, we have to. Stop talking about it. What? When Columbus short said something about Lenny Kravitz and Dizzo Washington?
Starting point is 00:46:42 I thought he said it. He said it, and then y'all like stopped. Oh, okay. She was waving off. Y'all didn't continue. Don't matter.
Starting point is 00:46:49 But yeah, that video is fried. Denzel Washington is out of pocket. I don't care what none of y'all say. What did he do? He's out of pocket.
Starting point is 00:46:56 He's on their top. He said basically that, you know, Lenny Kravitz is a great friend, a great lover. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Do I need to proceed? Nope. Say less. I want to say the nigga said sex partners. No, you did not say that. Nah, Lonzo ain't say that, bro. We not gonna put
Starting point is 00:47:14 that smut on Lonzo. Denzel didn't say that. What's that nigga name? Hey. What's the nigga name that we had on the show? Columbus Short. He said that.
Starting point is 00:47:22 No, Columbo said that. Columbo said they was carving. He said, And Denzel Y'all training today boy He was on the bottom Him saying he named himself Denzel Was so ridiculous to me
Starting point is 00:47:36 He was a boy out of pocket But he didn't say that That's when the purgues kicked in He did say that on that show Yeah Cause I never even knew Lenny Kravitz and Denzel Washington Was cool
Starting point is 00:47:44 Yeah Why the fuck would wezel Washington was cool. Yeah. Why the fuck would we know they was cool? But when Columbo said that, he was like, Denzel and Lenny Kravitz, they be fucking. Whoa. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:58 There was no question we could have asked to get that information. That is crazy. Allegedly, they be fucking. And Denzel did read the definition of friend, and it did mention typically exclusive of sexual and family relations.
Starting point is 00:48:10 And they looked at each other and just laughed. And bust out dying. We ain't saying that wrong. Fuck that. These niggas said that on footage. He said that. And they laughing, yes. He read the definition of friend and said typically exclusive of sexual,
Starting point is 00:48:23 and he paused, or family of sexual, any policy, or family relations. All my life, and they died laughing. That's on footage. Is that why Dizel was holding the watch like this? Y'all say we media, that's what we doing.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Who was that? I ain't gonna lie. Only reason I even bring it up because Columbo said it. Yeah. Columbo said it. We don't know nothing, no nothing.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I don't know shit. I don't want no shit because Dizel, my favorite actor. That mean love who you love. I mean, I'm just saying Columbo had said it. We ain't judging no shit because Denzel my favorite actor. That mean love who you love. I mean, I'm just saying Columbo has said it. We ain't judging nobody. Ray J voice. And then we cut it because we was like, Columbo's lying.
Starting point is 00:48:52 And then Columbo told us shit about Diddy and we like, this nigga might not be lying. And I never knew Denzel and Lenny Kravitz was cool to this video. That's a random two people to put together. Yeah, I never knew they was even cool. We put Denzel on this. And look, Lenny Kravitz was cool to this video. That's a random two people to put together. Yeah, I never knew they was even cool.
Starting point is 00:49:05 We put Denzel on this, and look, Lenny Kravitz is a fucking legend. So is Denzel. Let's not get it fucked up, but I'm saying we hold Denzel to a higher regard
Starting point is 00:49:13 than Lenny Kravitz in our culture. Yeah. That's just real shit. Like, niggas basically quote movie lines from this nigga. We ain't quote no fucking...
Starting point is 00:49:22 Niggas are prominent black guys. We ain't bumping Lenny Kravitz. So niggas can cap. We ain't... No, it's not for us. I watched The Hunger Games, though, so... I mean, that's cool,
Starting point is 00:49:29 but I'm just saying I would never put them two together. But shout out to them, though. That was just a crazy video. I didn't know you had to write down your friend, your homie like that
Starting point is 00:49:39 with that wild-ass definition. Write it down, it's crazy. And I told y'all on that Columbus short, Denzel always saying some pointless-ass shit. That was so pointless, Denzel always saying some pointless ass shit. That was so pointless, bro, to read the definition
Starting point is 00:49:48 of friend. That's his nigga though, but it just only, it just fucked me up because Columbo said that. And I was looking at that nigga like, our damn nigga was like,
Starting point is 00:49:57 yo, get out of my house. No, you was tight. Yeah, I was like, nigga, get off that. Like, nigga, like, why you say them two niggas? You know what I mean? Like, yo, get the fuck home. Whole nigga, when, like, why you say them two niggas? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:50:05 Like, yo, get the fuck on, bro. Whole time. Yeah, yeah, the whole time these niggas is definition of best friend. I'm going to apologize to my nigga, man. He was, he was, he sorry. Shit. Yeah, my fuck alone, bro. Because I definitely was like, when you left, I said, this nigga tripping, bro.
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Starting point is 00:53:15 I am joined by the greatest alpine skier of all time, Michaela Schifrin. Michaela talks about the ski accident that changed everything for her, performing while going through grief, and what it's like to release the pressure of being the GOAT, and so much more. Like, I have no right to be winning this race. I really probably shouldn't even be doing it, but I'm here,
Starting point is 00:53:36 so I will win. Listen to this episode of Dear Chelsea on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You see your homeboy, Orlando Brown, getting around to the smoke shop. What? What'd he do? Nigga was out walking. Somebody was like, is that Orlando Brown?
Starting point is 00:53:55 He's like, yeah, hey, run me to the smoke shop. You're not getting in my car. Orlando! Are you in Dallas? I want to smoke with you. I don't even smoke. Yeah, they going to be smoking with you.? I want to smoke with you. I don't even smoke. It ain't going to be smoking with you. What you want to smoke?
Starting point is 00:54:08 Yeah, it's going to be that snowfall special. You're going to turn T. You're going to blow full of the murky, dirty blood. That episode is going to be crazy. Where the fuck is Orlando at? Where you live, man? We don't know. L.A., bro.
Starting point is 00:54:20 He's an L.A. boy. Oh, yeah, L.A. L.A. forever, bro. Hold on. Speaking of L.A LA did y'all see Krip Mac on the news y'all know
Starting point is 00:54:29 that's my shit on the news shout out to my nigga Ugly's Rapper Alive shout out to Drewski
Starting point is 00:54:36 for putting together a great fucking production Drewski is her fucking lyrist bro when that Asian dude
Starting point is 00:54:42 was rapping and Krip Mac he said what car I lost it bro Fucking Larry's, bro. When that Asian dude was rapping at Crip Manor. He said, what cut? I lost it, bro. That's the best shit on. No, when the Spanish rapper came up and that nigga told him he was peaking. He was beatboxing when he was speaking in Spanish.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I see your cuz. He told that nigga to stop beating. Hey, stop cuz with all that beatboxing. Because he was speaking Spanish. He told that nigga to stop beating me. He said, hey, stop cussing with all that beatboxing. Because he was speaking Spanish. He told that nigga to stop talking. He was beatboxing because he was speaking Spanish, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Oh, shit. That shit was funny. Hey, man. That's a great show. I was in a Dominican barbershop here and they, you know what I'm saying, RIP to the dude
Starting point is 00:55:21 who made Dragon Ball Z. They was playing Dragon Ball Z in that joint, right? I had never seen Dragon Ball Z in that joint, right? I had never seen Dragon Ball Z in Spanish. That shit was crazy. they be having that bitch trying to talk with their
Starting point is 00:55:30 T. He ran out of that, motherfucker. He got scared. Nigga started and falls. It's crazy. I'm selling.
Starting point is 00:55:35 First, nigga, I'm getting the cut. The nigga like, yo, I'm about to put the hot towel on you. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:55:40 I'm cool. I don't need that. Nigga, I guess he didn't understand me. Nigga, lean to chair. Oh, shit. Nigga, put the towel on my face. I'm already, I'm cool. I don't need that. Nigga, I guess he didn't understand me. Nigga, lean into the chair. Oh, shit. Nigga, put the towel on my face.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I'm already a germaphobe. So I'm like, yo, nigga, like, I'm like telling them, yo, get this shit off my face, bro. Like, I don't like that shit. The nigga start vibrating, put the thing on his face, start vibrating my motherfucking chair.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I say, bro, I'm not with that one, though. I think I had to get up, nigga. I'm like, yo, bro, that's not what that one, though. I think I had to get up, nigga. I'm like, yo, bro, that's not what I like. And then the nigga cut off my mustache. Shout out to P. P got Jeff the Supreme back. My wife had paid for my cut.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Listen, the nigga cut off my mustache. So you know how you be like, yo, look, I don't get facial hair. So, I'm like, I got at least look. I can't look like a pedophile. You really wallow. The nigga cut the whole joint off. I'm like, yo. You want to know what's funny?
Starting point is 00:56:36 Them niggas know English. They just pretend like they don't. I swear. This nigga act like he ain't know. Nah, Carlos definitely knows. Carlos definitely knows English. The nigga cut my shit off. I'm like, I ain't know Nah, Carlos definitely knows Carlos definitely knows English Nigga cut my shit off I'm like
Starting point is 00:56:46 I ain't go outside for like three days I just stayed in the crib Shout out to Kayla Sepsom, nigga My wife took a picture while I was asleep And sent it to her And she sent it to me Like, look at your dumb ass Fuck out of here
Starting point is 00:57:00 My wife sent me there and made fun of me Oh, man Shout out to Carlos. That barbershop got divided because somebody tried to walk in with some money or walk out with somebody rather, and they took machetes to that nigga and didn't call the police. Damn. Shout out to the Dominican barbershop. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:57:17 That's one of my favorite stops. I took the team there. I'm not going no more. I love that place. Fuck no. Nigga put the fucking vibrator on the chest, Pox. I was like, nigga, I don't want this. Hey, my nigga, the ultimate massage. Nigga said you want the, nah, I don't want nothing. I want to get up.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Deshaun Watson cuts is crazy. Hey, nigga told me your eyebrows is bushy. Yeah, they're going to stay that. Nigga, what the fuck is he talking about? No, I was just saying Mike like massages. You should, the men can, nah, I don't do that. They'll get you together. Where'd you get your shit cut at, Pooks?
Starting point is 00:57:47 My haircut? Yeah. Uh, the ex, what's this shit called? Ex-groom, groom ex, Tyler and Drew. Oh, where they grooming dogs
Starting point is 00:57:55 and shit in the back. Chill, man. He got a pet code? It was a pit bull back then. Shout out to the pit bulls. Pit bull in the corner. Man, I live with about 40 barbers.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Shout out to my nigga A1, man. Is that your main barber? Mm-mm. I just go wherever. You in a barber agency right now? Yeah, wherever free. I don't give a fuck about haircuts. Who's the nigga
Starting point is 00:58:19 that used to cut your hair in Atlanta? Was it Zoe? What's his name? Zoe. Shout out to Zoe, man. Fuck with you. Shout out to King. I used to fuck with A1, though.
Starting point is 00:58:27 He here. He from Atlanta. I fuck with him, but he in the trenches. I go over there. That's my, you know, I like go to the hood. He on the west side, so I go over there to the hood. And then I also go to my nigga on Georgetown. He cool, too.
Starting point is 00:58:40 But them niggas be booked too much. Y'all niggas got to quit bullshitting yourselves, man. Where you go? Lady Fuquay, Lady Fader, Fuquay Institute on 38th and Shadeland. Fuck with my peoples. The best in the city. I'm going wherever got the open chair. That's how I be. I'm last minute.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I know y'all out of pocket. You know what's crazy? Once upon a time, you could get up and go to a barbershop and maybe wait or something, get a cut. That shit dead now. If you ain't booked Your shit by Tuesday You're not getting a cut Till next week That's a fact
Starting point is 00:59:08 That's why I be That's why I got two dudes I fuck with I fuck with A1 Then I fuck with Buddy I ain't gonna know It's not I forgot his name
Starting point is 00:59:15 But the Dominican barbershop bro They blessed in there bro I'm not fucking with them Nigga put a vibrating thing It's just a massage I'm never forgiving them The rose haircut is crazy. After that, bro, I said,
Starting point is 00:59:29 first when a nigga told me to get my eyebrows, like, you need to get them shaved down, bro, that bushy. I said, nigga, I am black. It's crazy. I do not give a fuck about no... I'm not black, I'm Dominican.
Starting point is 00:59:40 That nigga said, he said, nigga, you want me to get the... You know, they be having the motherfucking string. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he was about to... Oh, I'm Dominican. That nigga said, he said, nigga, you want me to get the, you know, they be having the motherfucking string. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he was about to, oh, that's crazy. The thread, the thread. He got a crazy, crazy deluxe.
Starting point is 00:59:53 The thread. That was a $200 haircut. That ain't cheap in the motherfucking. Wait, was that on Valentine's Day? I don't know what that was. I'm grown as fuck. No, you know what really happened? She said,
Starting point is 01:00:01 nigga, your haircuts be weak as fuck. She said, you ain't had a good haircut since Minnesota. I said, damn, baby, my shit weak. She said, quit going to that motherfucker on Martin Luther King. Oh, we ain't going to do that. Shout out to my nigga Mike, man. Oh, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 01:00:16 I love Mike. That's my nigga. But she was bad because she was like, you know, when I got my haircut in Minnesota, you know, they niggas do the extra. They get Minnesota cold. I ain't going to lie. He did my wedding. He cut my hair for my wedding. But she was know, they niggas do the extra. Nah, yeah. Nigga in Minnesota cold. I ain't gonna lie. He did my wedding.
Starting point is 01:00:25 He cut my hair for my wedding. But she was like, it don't look like that. I'm like, it ain't gonna ever look like that, nigga. We don't, just,
Starting point is 01:00:32 I don't care about haircuts. Yeah. And she's like, you need to go to my guy. Who's your guy? The Dominicans. Oh, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:00:40 Live a little bit out local. Yeah, I said, ah, they gonna have rice in there. Oh, shit. Spanish rice. I was, you know, shout out have rice in there. Oh, shit. Spanish rice.
Starting point is 01:00:45 That was, you know, that was, shout out to my wife. Shout out to the plantain phase. Hey, we got tagged in this all week. You got some competition.
Starting point is 01:00:54 She gonna kill Vida. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, she's gonna be pissed. Hey, man, you got a new challenge on the Black Force game. The homie who took over Haiti,
Starting point is 01:01:02 he had on the Black Mids High Forces. His name was Barbecue. Oh, yeah. My homie was tagging me with that. I like when y'all tag us and stuff,
Starting point is 01:01:09 but don't tag us in no shit like that. He's staying on business. This is a jokey podcast. He took over our whole country. We are not going to disrespect that man. It's like,
Starting point is 01:01:17 we hear they bullshit. Shout out to Haiti. I'll fuck with you. He had the black mids on. Yeah, bro. He's a goat, bro. Kodak had him on, too. That's a part of the lineage
Starting point is 01:01:27 for shit show. That shit, Mike Epps had him on. Them wasn't forces. Them wasn't forces, y'all. Oh, what did he have on? People keep tagging him and shit, like...
Starting point is 01:01:35 They had some Louis shoes, I believe. Some Louis. He was fine on that podcast, too. He was. He was out of pocket. Bro, speaking of clowning, why ain't nobody say nothing
Starting point is 01:01:44 about, um... Bow Wow and Future Brave Mama? He was. He was out of pocket. Speaking of clowning, why ain't nobody say nothing about Bow Wow and Future Brave Mama? Shout out to Joy. You're lighting us. What happened? She got a baby. Triple crown. Trayvon?
Starting point is 01:01:53 Yeah. Is she out of pocket or that's fair game? I don't think she out of pocket. I don't think Dre out of pocket. That's a little iffy, T. You know why? Because we...
Starting point is 01:02:09 No, not we. Niggas shoot at them. Like, come on, bro. Everybody shoot at Dre. Right. Nigga, it's just who... She got the pick of the litter. Who she ever want to pick?
Starting point is 01:02:20 Obviously, she pick Young. I mean, she ain't no dummy. The nigga going to be a $200 million nigga, but I'm sure he shot at her. She ain't pull up on him. I understood. My only beef with that is he damn near your son's age. That's crazy. Nigga, you—
Starting point is 01:02:36 My only beef. Let's be real. But I don't care that much. At 23, you ain't never shot at a girl that was 35. Right, but I would be mad if my mom was cracking my college roommate. I can't help my mama got cracked when she was 17. Right, respect. No, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:02:53 But I'm saying, like, at now, I'm graduating with this nigga? Yeah, when you went to pick me up from daycare, he was in the other room. That's crazy. Nah, because the niggas I was in the other room wasn't worth 300 million. So it's about the bag. Of course. How else you getting these girls? They don't like you.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Nigga, we ugly. We all ugly. But if you got some money, you get a little cuter. Like, some of these girls is ugly. They get done up. They cute. That's just the truth. I just think I ain't mad at Dre.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Dre, live your life. I never stand in the way of a woman doing her thing. That was my only issue. Like, damn, he is your damn real son. I'm just saying. We Cause Dre, live your life. And I never stand in the way of a woman doing her thing. That was my only issue. Like, damn, he is your damn son. I'm just saying, we shooting at him, though. Niggas are shooting. I can see if she went and like,
Starting point is 01:03:32 come here, little nigga. Like, ah, this little nigga gonna be something. Nigga, I'm sure that nigga was gunning. I'm sure. But you been in the NBA for 20 plus years, Dre.
Starting point is 01:03:42 But niggas be gunning. You a legend in the NBA arena. Nigga's been gunning. Tennessee should have put you first. You know what I'm saying? So I just think, like, you had generations of talent. She is a generation of talent.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Yeah, she is. You back when Gary Payton was dribbling between the legs all the way to... You said she was a Seattle? She was a supersonic. The real hedgehog. All the way...
Starting point is 01:04:13 Shout out to the Uber. All the way until Jalen Green. This nigga just graduated high school, bro. He didn't even go to college. You've been in the league longer than LeBron. Is that wrong? I was a fan of Maya I shot at Maya When I was a youngster
Starting point is 01:04:29 I know but you wasn't Her son age bro I'm thinking if I'm her son I'm going to say Damn mama But you ain't really thinking Go crazy but damn You out of pocket
Starting point is 01:04:35 But you ain't really thinking About they kids though Because think about it I've been in a situation Where I went to a girl house And her son I was 23 And she was,
Starting point is 01:04:45 her son was 20. Right, but that's you, Teague. I'ma put yourself in this. Nigga, she was, that's the same scenario. I'm not saying it's not, but you the one
Starting point is 01:04:53 cracking the mama. Yeah. That's why they made American Pie. American Pie, I always say, movies are made for real life situations.
Starting point is 01:05:01 When Buddy was cracking Stifler mama, he was tight, bro. That ain't my nigga, though. He didn't give a fuck about that. It's like, damn, mama. A motherfucker, but you still thinking a motherfucker that's your age, bro. But I ain't thinking, I ain't, that ain't my man. So, like, when I pulled up to the crib,
Starting point is 01:05:17 I seen little Buddy. Like, he came, nigga, this how, this how crazy, this how young we was, nigga, me and my keys, this how my nigga keys. how young we was, nigga Me and my keys This how my nigga Keys I'm sorry, Keys Cause you a part of this She ordered us
Starting point is 01:05:29 She ordered us pizzas, nigga She ordered y'all some pizza, like This a whole NBA, nigga Getting little seizures And he stayed No bullshit He stayed No bullshit
Starting point is 01:05:44 This reminds me of home. Nigga, she had pizzas for us, nigga, and drinks. Pizza and liquor. Like, if she was older. But, nigga, I ain't eat the... Nigga, I was in the league. Nigga, I don't eat pizza to this day. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:05:59 You don't even like pizza. But she was just like, oh, I got some pizza. And when I think about it, I'm laughing. I'm like, because she's like, this nigga, my kid eats pizza. You know what I mean? Did y'all hop on the game? Nah, I played a game.
Starting point is 01:06:13 See? I got the DJ in there, motherfucker. See? So when you look for him, you're like, all right, bro. Oh, my mama. I seen a nigga. He's like, what y'all about to be on? Swear to God, he asked me, all right, bro. So he looked. Oh, my mama. I seen a nigga. He's like, what y'all about to be on?
Starting point is 01:06:27 Swear to God, he asked me, what y'all about to be on? He was living a different life, bro. Shorty house was big as fuck. I ain't gonna lie to you. Shorty had a man, big boy mansion.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Like, had to be 15,000 square feet. He was on a whole nother side. We leaving. Keith was over there. We feet. He was on a whole other side. We leaving. Keese was over there. We leaving. Keese was talking to some other joint,
Starting point is 01:06:50 her friend. Like, it was crazy. So we leave, and her son come out. Like, we all going to 19? I'm like, shit, you fucking with us? Like, damn, I pick you.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Like, come on. We all coming back here. Nah, I wasn't coming back. All right, this damage. I was going where I was going. Cracking my mama and me hanging out with you after is just nuts, bro. That's fire. Y'all just talking about last episode.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Drake and Amar. Come on, bro. Y'all niggas is tripping, bro. It's the same shit. Hey, what's crazy, too? And people have been bringing this up a lot more. Hey, a lot of our favorite rappers were definitely talking to women that were younger than we think. None of them niggas should have been talking to Aaliyah.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Ain't on that note. Man, fuck this podcast. That nigga arm broke. Pause. Pause. I didn't do nothing, bro. Keep it rolling. Keep it rolling. Keep it rolling. Keep this shit rolling. This is a part of the journey, y'all.
Starting point is 01:07:55 This is... This is what happened. Hey, I see somebody say, why is they mics bouncing? Did y'all see that? I did. I was like... One time I read the comments, all I read was a motherfucker said, why is they mics bouncing? Did y'all see that? I did. I was like... One time I read the comments,
Starting point is 01:08:07 all I read was this motherfucker said, why is the mics bouncing? They kept at me, like, why is the mics bouncing? Are we going to cut this? This shit funny as hell. Well, fuck that. Shout out to Mike, man.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Hey, man. Hey, these hats, man, they going on sale. Well, what is that? They'll be on sale Well What is that They'll be on sale by the time You see this episode Yeah 317 day man Shout out to everybody
Starting point is 01:08:29 At Mitchell and Ness For fucking with us man Y'all know I'm a hat guy I fuck with it I tried to wear a hat Long enough So New Earth Gave me a deal
Starting point is 01:08:36 But they never called me So Mitchell and Ness Fucking with us So I'm even happier But Shout out to Mitchell and Ness Shout out to Dex Shout out to Teamwork We in here We gonna drop the link for y'all Yeah I fuck with it Shout out to Mitchell and Ness Shout out to Dex Shout out to T-Mark
Starting point is 01:08:45 We in here We gonna drop the link for y'all Yeah I fuck with it Shout out to B-Han Got his mic thick Paul Nah but shout out to that promo But listen So
Starting point is 01:08:52 Say your mom Yeah Say your mom Wanted to date a nigga You went to high school with You didn't talk to him That was an episode of the show You didn't talk to him
Starting point is 01:09:03 My mama is 65 years old. No, shout out to Mama T. I love Mama T. I'm going to bring you your racks. I swear, I fuck with her. I'm saying, put yourself in Drea's son's situation, bro. Yeah, but your mama 38, 39. It's different.
Starting point is 01:09:17 Like, if my mama 55 and she on a nigga that's 21, mama, go home. You out of pocket. But my mama 38, 39, she still go to strip clubs. She left me at the crib to go see a nigga before. Like, I know my mama is out of pocket.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Matter of fact, my mama probably gonna take me to the strip club with her. She, they at that age, like, she probably go out with her son. Like,
Starting point is 01:09:40 she go to the strip club with her son. Cause she had him so young. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you have a kid at 16, 17, whatever age she was, 18. Y'all growing up together. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Like, it ain't even really. Y'all really friends. And I know girls that did that. They really be like homegirls. Nah, yeah, bro. I just dating that young boy. It's like. It's different.
Starting point is 01:09:59 It's different, bro. He been killing since the announcement. Facts, bro. Going crazy. My nigga followed. Special talent talent for sure nah he cold man nigga
Starting point is 01:10:07 he poked on a nigga she cold like nigga I ain't mad at that nigga she's hard I mean the stories is crazy but nigga
Starting point is 01:10:13 she hard insane but the eye test she definitely passes for sure shouts for Trayvon Diggs man congratulations yeah congratulations
Starting point is 01:10:20 cause she cold too and hey listen you talk about secure the bag she's three for three. Nigga, she, her shit golden. Her lineup is elite.
Starting point is 01:10:28 She got some. She just smart. Her shit creme de la creme. She just smart. Hell, it gotta be golden, bro. You can't have, it can't be average and you get.
Starting point is 01:10:38 No, no, you find the right, you find the right motherfucker, bro, and they'll get you together. Bow Wow, that nigga was a legend. Legend. We don't know him personally, though. We like him for what they do they'll get you together. Bow Wow, that nigga was a legend. Legend. We don't know him personally, though.
Starting point is 01:10:46 We like him for what they do for the culture. We like Bow Wow. We ain't talking about Shag. Shag got her pregnant. Legend. Future. Oh.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Legend. She caught my nigga slipping. Legend. Legend for sure. Trayvon Diggs, he on his way. One of the best DBs in the fucking league.
Starting point is 01:11:05 You don't miss to, like, that don't happen, bro. So way. One of the best DBs in the fucking league. You don't miss to it. Like, that don't happen, bro. So you think it's the shot? Nah, I mean, it don't help that. It don't help that. It's gonna be bad as fuck. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. But that shot.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Okay. It's electric. All right. For nigga three? Shit. She's a diaper dandy yeah for sure
Starting point is 01:11:29 nigga said diaper dandy that's crazy she is she got a COVID year she a diaper dandy nigga for sure gotta be electric shout out to them niggas
Starting point is 01:11:38 respect yeah and on that note we gonna get up out of here appreciate y'all rocking with us like, share, subscribe hey by the time this episode where Ali wrapped out of here appreciate y'all rocking with us like, share, subscribe hey
Starting point is 01:11:45 by the time this episode where Ali wrapped up Dallas we appreciate y'all in advance the next show will be in Atlanta what we doing in Atlanta? you know what I'm saying? your homecoming
Starting point is 01:11:54 yeah I'm going to be back at the crib man that's that's family in Atlanta for sure Hawks organization this is y'all chance to tap in
Starting point is 01:12:01 to do the right thing for sure man make sure we course out at the Hawks it's going to be a game yeah make sure we course out at that Hawks game because if y'all chance to tap in and do the right thing. For sure, man. Make sure we course out at the Hawks. It's going to be a game. Yeah, make sure we course out at that Hawks game. Because if y'all got me
Starting point is 01:12:08 in the fucking sixth row at a Hawks game, I ain't paying for no tickets. They're going to be there talking shit. Hey, Teague's in with us. Yeah, look at Teague. I'm there, boy.
Starting point is 01:12:17 You remember your jersey? Get the fuck out of here, boy. Nah, make sure y'all do the right thing. Make sure we course out so we can sit by Boosie, man. Hey, Boosie said, can I get me a thousand dollars for a four? Y' we courtside so we can sit by Boosie, man. Hey, Boosie said, give me $1,000 for a four.
Starting point is 01:12:27 Y'all crazy as hell. Pelicans had Boosie fucking it. He was courtside at the Pelican game, though, so. Yeah, they made it right. They made it right. They did right by him. Hey, listen.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Take care of my boy. Take care of me, man. I'm about to reach out to my dog, Stiney. Make sure... That's my guy. He gonna make sure I'm cool, man. They still ain't got back to us
Starting point is 01:12:45 about some jerseys, but it's all good. Jerseys ain't never returned, but it's all good. They ain't to me in the collection, but it's all right. South 85 South. Zach, I'm gonna hit you up.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Dominique, hitting y'all up. Stiney, hitting you up. Yeah. I'm hitting y'all up, so we on our way. Let's see it live here. And like that, we'll be back. Like, share, subscribe.
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