Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Jeff Teague's PERFECT Jordan Poole comp, Lakers-D’Angelo Russell breakup coming?
Episode Date: March 18, 2024We’re back with Season 2, Episode 50 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys discuss Jordan Poole coming off the bench for the Washington Wizards, and how Poole’s game is EXACTLY like Jamal Cra...wford. The guys then discuss why D’Angelo Russell MUST get traded from the Los Angeles Lakers, NFL free agency, Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson, and much more! 00:00 - Introduction03:15 - NIL Basketball Tournament06:40 - Best spots for D'Angelo Russell 13:00 - Jordan Poole17:40 - Fighting Mike Tyson22:00 - Gilbert Arenas and Nick Young26:00 - Sexyy Red and Cardi B31:30 - NFL Free Agency35:00 - Saquon to Eagles39:00 - Denzel Washington and Lenny Kravitz44:00 - The Dominican Barber Shop #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Still to my left, my dog, Bishop Greenleaf.
Out the prayer, at least my nigga be in.
How you what?
Cool and nasty.
Let's pot.
Fuck y'all, man.
The water bottle opened.
Congratulations.
The Hennessy water was giving you some troubles over there, we see.
I was about to say something out of pocket.
I was about to say, I don't ever was about to say I don't ever have trouble
that's nuts
thank you for not
telling us that
to my right my dog
yo T
how you doing man
I'm good man
still in the 90s man
got my pennies on man
shout out to the flight ones
yeah shout out to them man
I'm still in the 90s
I'm stuck bruh
hey
that galaxy pack
is one of the most important shoe drops
in shoe history. I feel like
that Flight 1 in that pack is really, really
underrated and under the radar. It's one of the best shoes
in that pack. I know the phone positive is that one.
Is that the weakest penny, though?
Nah. We told y'all the penny three is
the weakest. Yeah, penny three the weakest.
What about the one you got with the strap? Are those the fours?
Get the strap. The strap is crazy.
Shout out to BMF.
Shout out to...
What letters are those?
South Beach letters.
The real South Beach heights.
I'm not in.
Oh, man.
Hey, shout out to Hennessy.
You know what I'm saying?
Get the strap is crazy.
Get the strap.
50 Cent.
What?
That's what happens
when you get canceled.
That's what he used to tweet on Tom.
He did. He used to tweet, get the strap.
I don't want to fucking... Tom's were different.
You know what? He can't tweet that today.
I'm not fucking with this water. That water's gonna give
you some trouble. Because I was about to waterfall
and I'm like, no
Chris Bosh.
Get the strap.
Nah, no D.H.
Doc Rivers. Doc Rivers passed
Chris Bosh. Doc Rivers. No, Doc Rivers passed Chris Bosh.
Doc Rivers out of pocket.
All right, come on.
Let's go.
We got to buy, man.
All right.
Hey, T, you know what I'm saying?
We got the hats on.
Be here where yours at.
Company man today.
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How y'all feeling about this weekend in Dallas, man?
Special guest.
Got Sean Murray pulling up on us with the Hennessy activation.
The Baron Davis episode was a good time.
Appreciate y'all rocking with us.
But now we got another one in the way, man.
I'm geeked for this one.
I can't wait to talk to him about all his accolades In the league and shit man Underrated
Sneaky stats
Nah I got a question
I'm gonna keep it
Save it for the pod
But
Huge fan
He got some
Fire P.E.s
Nah
All you're gonna say
Not somebody
Yeah
He a P.E. guy for sure
And he a sneakerhead
A little bit
So I should be excited
To talk to him about
We gotta ask him about when he went blind too.
Yeah.
That blind was crazy.
Him and J. Kidd out of pocket.
J. Kidd was the original dad.
Yeah.
But nasty work.
Excited to talk to him, bro.
Yeah.
I'll geeked out for sure.
Hey, the NCAA tournament selection Sunday coming up.
Outside of that,
have y'all seen the new proposed tournament
that they might have next year?
The million dollar tournament?
Where they're reaching out
to like eight universities
to have a tournament
as an alternative
to the NCAA tournament
and the winner get a million dollars?
Like,
kind of like the play-in tournament
but for the NCAA.
That's hard.
I thought they already did that though
with the,
um...
Talking about TBT?
No,
not TBT.
What's the tournament?
Oh,
that's not,
oh no,
I'm tweaking it.
NIT is just for the... I don't get no money. No, NIT just... Okay, the tournament? Oh, that's not. Oh, no, I'm tweaking. The NIT is just for the.
I don't get no money.
No, NIT just.
Okay, NIT just NIT.
My bad.
Constellation buckets.
Yeah.
But nah, listen, I know how much we love the NCAA tournament.
I know how much that exposure that is.
But shit, if you can go hoop and get a meal, that's even better.
Like, I'm sure your wake team would have loved to play in that tournament
rather than the NCAA tournament.
Come on, man.
We was already getting money. So to get more money is. It would have loved to play in that tournament rather than the NCAA tournament. Come on, man. We was already getting money, so
to get more money is...
It would have been...
Yeah, we was already getting to the back.
So to get some real money,
it would have been... What you got? 12,
13 players on the team?
A million? Ah, hell yeah.
I've been geeked. And the winning team get another
million. You get a million to play, you get a million
to win. Oh, you just get a million to play?
Oh, it's a no fucking brainer.
That's their incentive
to get teams to do it.
Hey, fuck the NCAA tournament.
Listen.
What are we talking about?
One shot in the moment,
Kentucky going to be
the first team to do it.
Watch.
Cal going to fuck it up.
I can see that.
He going to be like,
hey, these kids need the opportunity to make this money. It's going to be Cal. He going to fuck it up. I can see that. He gonna be like, hey, these kids need the opportunity
to make this money.
It's gonna be Cal.
He gonna fuck it up.
He gotta fuck it up.
Because you know,
he don't care about Riggs.
No, but it need to be,
let me think of a new coach
that's kind of young.
Duke ain't gonna do it.
They too fucked up.
So this is not,
explain it again.
It's not a play-in tournament?
No, it's like an alternative tournament.
Okay.
They gonna give you a million dollars to play.
And then if you get
another meal to win.
Are they talking
to the top schools?
Yes.
They reached out to us.
I know Duke was one of them.
I think if they somehow
get it approved
for next year,
Duke is definitely playing
because they definitely
want Cooper Flagg
in the tournament.
Georgetown.
Georgetown be a team to do it.
They got a black coach.
Shout out to G-Town.
Yeah.
Do all the top teams like
that we grew up with you can't you can't play in the ncaa tournament though yeah as right now it's
an alternative yeah that's gonna be tough yeah that's gonna be you know all them traditional
coaches they trying to win them chips they solidify them like like you said it's a change
into the guards things are changing now like we got nick saban i don't know why everybody was so
mad at him
saying what he was saying.
Like, yeah, nigga,
you had the advantage for years,
but he's 100% right.
The climate has changed.
Money changes everything.
Like, everything else does.
Nobody cares about
NCAA championships
that much outside of the fans.
Cool, whatever.
Them kids,
net exposure,
let's go get this bag.
Yeah, you see money change, nigga.
You see you be here
when we was in San Francisco.
Nigga didn't have
his black and white forces on.
Nigga, you know
what the vibes was.
Damn, I was going to say,
I'm surprised you won today.
They back down.
I don't even feel real no more, man.
We was out on the road.
He didn't have them on.
Man, I don't feel real.
Damn, he ain't living his rhymes?
Nah, I don't feel real.
He's Fat Joe, this man.
He know what Fat Joe say.
Whatever I say in my raps
is not real.
The thing that nigga
going to do is tell
on this motherfucker.
That's what shit show way.
People clearly seen the fours, man.
Oh, my four, my four.
I ain't know if nigga seen them or not.
Speaking of telling,
I mean, you see Mix and Cam caught a D-Lo generational snitch.
Because he said Dennis Roderick got in the way
of him having a relationship with Darby Hill.
What y'all think about that, though?
He likes him more
than you, bro.
He still started you.
Yeah, he did.
He still started you.
But I mean,
damn, he knew
Dennis since he was
fucking 20.
Yeah.
I mean,
they knew each other
forever.
Of course they're
going to have a
better relationship.
What do you mean?
Who would y'all
rather have as a
point guard
coming off your bench?
Off the bench?
Dennis, off the bench.
But starting out,
I like D-Lo.
I think D-Lo get a lot of flack
and obviously
because of the shit
that he did.
But D-Lo can hoop.
Like, we talked about
playing with LeBron
is very hard.
For him to still be efficient
at the times,
he needs to be efficient
on that team, bro.
And other places
and situations.
Like, D-Lo was killing
in Brooklyn.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
D-Lo should have just, I'm keeping it real,
he should have tried to stay in Brooklyn
or stay in a place where he could be a guy.
Like one of the guys.
One of the top guys?
Yeah, I'm not saying he ain't one of the guys in L.A.
He is, but it's still Bron, it's still A.D.
And you always going to get the blame.
Yeah.
Russ got the blame.
It's always the third, fourth nigga going to get the blame.
So you need to stay in a place where you can be the guy.
Like, Minnesota, he was going to get the blame
because you can never do good in Minnesota.
Right.
I'm just being real.
You got to be a person.
Like, Ant Edwards is such a dominant force
that
he can make
you need somebody
just to compliment him
like Mike do a great job
of just complimenting him
yeah
him and Cat
you know what I mean
people don't expect too much
you know you get 13
14
you make your open shots
but D-Lo was like
he was there with Cat
and Ant wasn't him yet
so it was like
D-Lo ain't doing this D-Lo sad we need to get rid of D-Lo but when we was there we Cat and Ant wasn't him yet. So it was like, D-Lo ain't doing this.
D-Lo sad.
We need to get rid of D-Lo.
But when we was there, we need D-Lo.
We need D-Lo.
We need D-Lo.
And it's like, bro, I told him.
I told him.
I said, boy, don't come over here.
You want to.
They calling your name, boy.
You're going to get over here.
It's going to get spooky.
You're going to hate it.
But he's such a good player.
If he goes somewhere where he's appreciated.
Go to Chicago.
Why would you want
to send him there?
Go to Chicago
because he really
want to be that nigga.
But he goes somewhere
where he appreciate it.
Like right now,
I think L.A. appreciate him
because he's so efficient.
Yeah.
He can make shots.
He got so much game.
And I think people
starting to realize it like,
but sometimes,
you know,
big cities,
they just want the big names.
They want Trayvon.
He just don't fit there.
I guess culturally,
he don't fit there.
I think the only thing
that sucks about it
is that,
you know,
every time he's went somewhere
and got going,
he had to leave.
Like,
go say what an ideal
place for him to be.
Not at all.
But he still made it.
He had to get the bag.
He had to get the bag.
Every time.
You got to get the bag.
You got to get the money. You got to get the money.
You got to get the money.
I think he should,
like you said,
go to a team where
you can be you.
Prevail.
It ain't too many teams
he can be himself
no more though.
Yeah,
not that.
Everybody got like,
like,
I remember at one time,
I go to Orlando.
Orlando is like,
nah,
you ain't going to Orlando.
Yeah,
Orlando,
all right.
Palo de Niro. You know what I mean Everybody be like
Oh I can go here
And get my shit off
Like
Orlando alright
Toronto
They put the ball
In Scottie Barnes hand
I wouldn't be mad
To see D-Lo in Toronto though
To be honest
I was gonna say
Who are they guys
Starting at the 1 out there
Quickly
Quickly
But
Quickly nice too
And he young
And he young
But I'm just saying
Teams like that
They kind of
Everybody got
It's always killers in the league
Everywhere you go
You go to San Antonio
What about Portland?
Nah, they got school
Nah
And they got Anthony Simons
Yeah
So they back for it already
But he would be nice in San Antonio
He would
He would play great with Wimby
I would rather see Trey Young with Wimby,
but D-Lo ain't a bad second option for Wimby.
I would love to see Trey Young and Wimby together.
That pick and roll is absurd.
I ain't going to lie.
I am sick of seeing Wimby get looked off for bullshit.
I know we say this a lot on this podcast,
but I've been watching a lot of San Antonio games recently,
and they be looking him off to do the craziest shit,
and it's unheard of.
Niggas is trying to get paid, bro.
Man, niggas is young,
trying to get money.
I ain't going to lie.
You know where D-Lo would be nice?
Fucking D.C.
I said Chicago,
and you say D.C.
No, I'm saying D.C.
because D-Lo, like,
if you put the ball in his hands,
he could make shit happen.
Like, when he was in Brooklyn,
and you can't really name
too many other people that was on that Brooklyn team. Like, when he was in Brooklyn, and you can't really name too many other people
that was on that Brooklyn team
with him.
Like, I know Brooke Lopez
and them niggas,
but if you look at,
if you put the ball in his hands
and just let him rock
with a coach
that get up and down,
he's special, bro.
He could be special.
You like him pulling coos?
I don't like pool.
Pool off the bench?
Coos?
Cool.
Coos gonna do what he do.
Did you see Jordan Poole throw that hoop to Coos? I don't watch that. Them blaming Jordan Poole. Poole off the bench. Kuz. Kuz. Kuz going to do what he do. Did you see Jordan Poole throw that hoop to Kuz?
I don't watch that.
Them blaming Jordan Poole for that is bullshit.
I don't watch the Wizards.
No.
And you try to send him to Washington.
You try to send that nigga to die.
That's the night's watch.
Yeah, I see.
Him for Trey.
For him for Tyus Jones would be a great trade.
Tyus fit the Lakers more than D-Lo do.
For sure.
That's a terrible trade. What? How? That's be a great trade. Tyus fit the Lakers more than D'Lo do. For sure. That's a terrible trade.
What?
How?
That's not an even trade.
Tyus fit they team better than D'Lo do.
I love Tyus' game,
but I just,
you got to give up a little more, bro.
Why?
Tyus don't turn the ball over.
He make threes.
He make his shots.
He's efficient.
And then he don't need the,
he don't need the ball to be that guy.
But D-Rush straight up?
I'm not saying straight up, but I'm just saying.
Make the paperwork match.
The Wizards need that nigga.
The Lakers need this nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
The Wizards need a lot.
I respect that.
Yeah.
That's crazy, Jordan Poole, coming off the bench.
On that team, it's insane to me.
That nigga had a hell of a career
already.
He just got there.
He's documented.
He'd be killing off the bench,
though.
No, but I'm saying,
he's documentary worthy
right now.
He kills off the bench.
He has the best
mixtape of the year.
He's a way better player
off the bench
than he is as a starter.
Yeah.
I like the fact that he came out
and explained that.
He was just like,
I got comfortable in my role
and just come and do
what I'm supposed to do.
I ain't out here to be
facilitating and running plays. I'm out here to do what I'm supposed to do i ain't out here to be facilitating running players i'm
out here to do what i'm supposed to do that's like i fuck with that which i have only one 10 games
their job is to do whatever the fuck you need i just come to hoop and go home bitch don't ask me
bring me off the bench because i come in i get buckets i ain't here to i'm here to do what the
fuck i do i get buckets and i do bullshit, I might throw this motherfucker off the backboard to myself.
Yeah, they want him to come in.
I don't give a fuck.
He want to be Jamal Crawford.
He is Jamal Crawford.
I'm saying, though,
that's what I'm comparing him to.
I'm saying, no, he's real like Jamal Crawford.
Jamal was never required
to change a team around.
He brought in Jordan Poole
to do such a thing with Calcone.
And then they seen real fast,
like, you are Jamal Crawford.
You come off the bench, you instant offense. You can have games where you get 50. to do such a thing with Cal Cooley. And then they seem real fast like you are Jamal Crawford. Right.
You come off the bench,
you instant offense.
Absolutely.
You can have games
where you get 50.
Yeah.
You can average 20 off the bench.
You Jamal Crawford.
And that's his career.
He's going to be Jamal Crawford.
And there's nothing wrong with that
because Jamal Crawford
has a fabulous career
and he's one of the coldest
motherfuckers hoopers.
And that's how Jordan Poole is.
He's one of the coldest hoopers.
If you just put him in a gym,
you're going to be like,
yeah.
That's who I automatically think of
when I see him play
is Jamal, for sure.
And obviously,
we know how that played out there,
but I think that Golden State
really misses him.
They could have worked that out.
Nah, it wasn't working out.
Nah, I'm talking about,
not them,
but they could have worked that out.
Somebody else probably
would have had to leave.
Yeah, it wasn't working that out.
Who would you send away?
Nigga knocked me out. The rebrand would have had to start a year, I'm not working that out. Who would you send away? Nigga knocked me out.
The rebrand would have had to start a year ago.
Nigga knocked me out.
No, that couldn't coexist no more.
There's no way we work no more.
Bro, how can you work with a nigga that knocks you out?
If you can't work at a call center with somebody you put hands on, damn sure not.
But nigga fought me.
And we got in a scuffle.
And I might have lost the fight, but we got in a scuffle.
Cool.
But if you knock me out.
Nigga slept even. Like, you knock me out, and he slapped me,
like you put me to bed.
He went to sleep.
He caught him.
Fuck you.
You see the tape.
Fuck you.
That was in one motion.
You caught me.
I'm trying to forget it.
Nah, bro.
It's never.
My pistol.
Take a reading. Security would have been like, they would have given a reading to me, bro It's never My pistol If it was security It would have been like
They would have given
The ring to me, bro
You would have shown Gil
What he was supposed to do, huh?
Man, what?
I have to come to this
You either have to
Let me pistol with you
Something has to happen, bro
I don't know
Let me pistol with you
Something has to happen, bro
You not
You put me to bed
I'm grown I can see it We 14 bro. You not. I'm grown.
I can see it.
We 14.
Retaliation, bro.
I'm grown.
Yeah.
I can't even go to my.
You got to get out of there.
How I go to my girl?
Like I'm walking in a nigga, grab my girl ass.
What you going to do about a nigga?
What about?
Hey nigga, go try it.
See, y'all know I be loving it.
I love sports, but I got to go here.
The nigga that be
The big cocky nigga
That be doing
All them dance moves
And shit
Always dancing
Go up
And goddamn
Grab P by the
By the case
God smoke this nigga
What the fuck
He gonna shoot it
You outta town
Nah I'ma say
I'ma
I'ma always
I'ma fire first
I'ma always been that person
Yeah
Like Nigga get on my ass Afterwards It's cool But I know I got my lick in Fuck it Yeah I'm always I'ma fire first I'm always been that person Yeah Like
Nigga get on my ass afterwards
It's cool
But I know I got my lick in
Fuck it
Yeah
So
He grab him
Say what the fuck
I'm just gonna fire
Boom
Fire on him
Okay
And he might be a big soft nigga
He might be like
Oh shit why the fuck you hit me bro
Yeah
So I'ma just fire first
But that nigga
He
He Terminator
Look at me like, bitch.
Because what if Tyson did it?
Well, after Karate moves in.
Yeah, be it Phil.
Grant that bottle, bitch.
Hey, Phil got it on him.
He know my nigga going to be with me.
Phil.
Put that motherfucker out, cuz.
Get the strap. Get that motherfucker out that can go, Feel. Put that motherfucker out, cuz. Get the strap.
Get that motherfucker
out that can, though, nigga.
Get that motherfucker
out the boot.
Shit, fuck that.
Nigga, what we doing?
Feel cold.
Feel cold as a terrorist.
Matter of fact, Tyson,
I ain't got no pistol on me.
Like, if I'm in the city,
I could bring my pistol.
I got my pistol on me.
And Tyson grabbed my girl ass.
I'm like,
what the fuck you wearing them shorts for? I got my pistol on me. And Tyson grabbed my girl ass. I'm like, what the fuck
you wearing them shorts for?
I got to fight this nigga.
And you see the story
where the Logs was talking
about how he was on Eve
on three shifts.
And they was just like,
hey, what we gonna do?
Oh, God, nigga.
Like, what?
Them three guys
are ass niggas.
Yeah.
If I ain't got no pistol
over against Tyson, bro,
why you wearing them shorts?
Bro, Sheik Luce was like,
hey, um,
damn. It was just like, hey, um, damn,
he was just like,
yo, Sheik,
you know what I'm saying?
You got to be the sacrifice.
Get close to that nigga.
We swing on you,
we go stabbing.
Yeah, Sheik the biggest pause.
Like, nigga,
we take one for the team, bro.
So if it's us,
how is ours going?
Tyson grabbed one of our girls' shorts.
What are we going to do?
Who going first?
I'm fighting for my life, bro.
Are you done?
Put me in a life insurance, bro. I'm going to make sure, you know what I'm fighting for my life. You done. Put me in a life insurance, bro.
I'm going to make sure, you know what I'm saying?
Nieces all good.
Nah, yeah, I got it.
You going to fight Tyson?
It sounds ridiculous.
That sounds fucking nuts, bro.
Kenny Paul.
You going to fight Tyson?
Fuck it, bro.
Or you going to talk to him?
What the fuck wrong with you, bro?
What the fuck you going to do about it?
What you going to do?
He going to sound like
he got a world peace
and sign off.
If you fire first.
Because I got to swing
with all my life.
And pray to God
that that bitch connect.
Listen, you got to fire first
and then we got to like
try to break it up.
I'll do that part.
Then he get to swing it though.
I'm going to go ahead
and dip it out.
He got a CTE,
but he probably still got this in
and then he start
doing that shit
I'm like
hey nigga
hey if we intervene
you gotta book it though
we only got about
maybe five or six seconds
to get your head to start
there's no like
talking back
no no
nigga you better be
running down that
motherfucking street
I better see white laces
go home
my old nigga's
telling me to flee
to see
nigga get the fuck on, nigga.
I'm running right after you.
As soon as I see you far enough,
my four-five
kicking in.
Now you can't wait.
Knees shattered.
As soon as he done running.
Did y'all see that fan
who took that kick from John Bones?
Yeah, I'm not fucking with no nigga like that.
So him, he's an idiot.
And then the other dude, Aiden Ross, who took the punch from Jake Paul.
Yeah.
Bro.
Did you see that nigga's leg?
He took two.
He was just like, nah, let me get another one.
Nigga, he was limping the rest of the week.
Did you see the picture where he went to the hospital, bro?
Yeah, I was like, he went to the hospital, bro.
Oh, he went to the hospital?
Bro, his leg was
Camouflaged
He is white
I wasn't
He kicked the shit
Out of him bro
I'm not fucking with him
Like what's the homie
I don't mean to butcher
Your name bro
But he be hitting us up
On IG
The thing's named Phil
He once said some shit
About like
He was
Oh yeah
He was trying to
Cancer some shit
Yeah
I'm not fucking with niggas
Yeah Rashad was tripping Yeah I'm not fucking with niggas like him.
Yeah, Rashad was tripping.
Yeah.
I'm not fucking with
a nigga like him.
I'll get in the ring with you, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
You're bugging.
It's a compilation right now
that have bodybuilders
and boxers
and they got in the ring
and them buff niggas
was on the ground.
Yeah, I'm nothing, bro.
Bro,
respect people's hands, bro.
People really do this shit.
I'm on no smoke.
But the crazy thing, bro,
he sent me the link like
to watch that podcast
cause he want
he was gonna come on the show
or whatever
and I'm like
yo this nigga crazy
but I would never
I don't want no smoke
I do not think
I could beat you
up in the ring
no
when we played
when we was hooking
with Keith Lee
I made sure to keep
the fouls on the minimum
facts
niggas
niggas wasn't going
after the ball.
Remember when Buddy
was talking shit?
I was like,
shout out to Curtis.
Curtis and Keith Lee
one-on-one is one of the best
basketball games
I've ever seen in my life.
Curtis Collins.
He brought
one of the best
one-on-one games
I've ever seen in my life.
the most fouling I ever seen.
Y'all didn't film that, bro.
This was Dennis Rodman
versus Ben Wallace.
They played to five
and it was probably
85 fouls
and maybe four made buckets.
It was crazy.
This was like an hour and a half long game to five.
At midnight.
This is at midnight at the factory.
Yeah, y'all went late.
I wasn't fucking with y'all.
I wasn't fucking with them either.
I'm glad I did see.
It was funny as fuck.
It was a foul.
Shout out to Keith Lee, though.
Keith Lee, listen, he got a lot of uncontested rebounds.
I'm going to leaving it at that
yeah put it that way
besides Mike
Mike aggressive ass
this one
I won
that nigga 121
I was rolling
aggressive as fuck
that nigga aggressive as hell
I won
I said damn Mike
Mike got hit
we gonna find out
that day
again
we need you
by five second window
the Vomeros
better be in the wind
my nigga
I rock with Keeley
I ain't afraid of him
There we go
Respect
He was cool as fuck
He was cool as fuck
But that shit funny as hell
Alright
Hey
Hey
When a nigga
When a nigga talk about you
Hooper
He say
Man he physical
You sad as fuck
But I'm running
I know I'm sad
But I'm running That's his I'm sad. But I'm warning.
That's his attribute, nigga.
That nigga play hard, boy.
He's the energy guy.
The fuck?
He's the glue.
He's scrappy.
Facts, bro.
I didn't even know if I was born this year.
Anytime they use those ashes, they use white receivers.
Oh, that's funny as fuck.
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is funny as fuck, bro?
What y'all doing?
I'm watching Instagram today
and, hey,
Gilman and Reedus
and fucking Swaggy P
are funny as fuck.
They talk about
Saucy Santana.
He was like,
yes, my nigga.
Y'all ain't seen that?
Yes, I haven't seen it.
Oh!
They've had a week.
Gilbert Arenas is crazy, bro.
Saucy Santana.
I guess Swaggy P did College Hill.
Yeah.
And he was like,
man, Saucy Santana,
that's my nigga.
And Gilbert didn't know who it was.
And he typed it in.
He said,
this shit a nigga?
This shit a nigga?
He showed up there, yo and this nigga twerking
hey
what's up
I was crying
this was on the show
or just on some
no
this was
them just doing
this FaceTime shit
bro I'm crying
at Gilbert bro
that shit had me
and you know what's crazy
I know Gilbert
been wilding this week
but everybody is looking
at Gil from Gil's Arena and know y' wild this week but everybody is looking at Gil from
Gil's Arena
know y'all missed
the real Gilbert Arenas
back on the Instagram
days when he was
giving away jerseys
and shoes
treacherous bro
bro those are the
real IG lives bro
before Kwame Brown
like all that shit
he was treacherous
bro
that shit
if you want
when you get a chance
we get off this
motherfucker
type that shit in bro
you gonna cry bro
it's crazy
now one thing I will
fuck with him with,
him talking about people...
You got a song he says at the moment?
False.
I want to say it,
but they got a video.
I'm not trying to fuck up the pod.
Got a video out
speaking to the basketball niggas.
With D-Wade.
Nope.
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Ew.
Teaching Zaya how to dribble.
With his ass.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope!
You ain't seen my...
Oh shit! I'm crying!
I just fucking had legs! I seen that shit!
I'm sorry y'all! I'm sorry YouTube!
What?! That took me an hour! I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry, YouTube. What?
That took me an hour.
I'm sorry, guys.
The real skills challenge. Oh, my God.
There's no disrespect to nobody.
Oh, my God.
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I wanted to get Kaden to send that to me, bro.
It was insane.
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What do we got next, TJ?
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All right.
Come on, y'all.
Woo, boy.
This is the worst thing they could ever do.
Oh.
Because, nigga, I don't want to go ever bitching that.
Y'all talking about sausage twerking.
I just thought about that.
Oh.
I'm sweating down, boy.
Oh, shit shit Bro, that
That shit is crazy
That nigga was twerking a basketball, bro
That shit is crazy
I don't even want to look at it
I can't find it
The shit I have to type in to try to find it
I don't even want to look for it
Please don't use the 520 page
Those algorithms are different.
Respectfully.
Oh, man.
I done had too much hen dog already.
Oh, man.
Ooh.
Y'all niggas are crazy.
That's one of the best laughs I had in a long time.
Ooh.
I laughed like one of them niggas at the cookout on that one.
Boy, that's crazy.
Oh, shit.
Man, where was we at?
That's all a part of the pie, y'all.
We sorry, shit. Man, where was we at? That's all a part of the pie, y'all. We sorry, man.
Because that video is crazy, bro.
Internet is a motherfucker, dog.
I guess we shouldn't talk about
Sex and Rare right after that,
should we?
No, man, go ahead.
I'm good with that.
Get off of that.
Her new song lit, bro.
Her new song?
Or her fucking
Aiden for money?
Hey.
You know what I'm saying?
He said, yeah, it was great.
She's like, yeah,
I paid to take your virginity.
I'm like,
if that was true,
I really want to see
how that transaction went.
That is a wild...
Because Trap Comedian
got a new skit out
and he was like,
when it's your first time
buying...
And that shit
is funny as hell.
He responded again
and said,
you took my black girl virginity
and I didn't pay for it.
Black girl virginity is crazy.
That's racist.
Yeah, I guess I ain't,
I can't say that.
Trey Lively, my brother.
He's a Trump supporter.
I mean,
sexy red,
I don't even think it counts.
She's so wild.
I kind of expect that from her.
Hey, I just fuck with the music.
Yeah, I fuck with her, what she
got going on, but I don't expect
her not to sell pussy.
Yeah, it's kind of...
That's not shocking.
She's kind of just doing it now.
Yeah, it don't feel too wrong to hear her say,
I sell pussy.
She hung with Sakiana.
Her new single is selling pussy.
Crazy Dua. That's a hell of a backcourt. I don't know She hung with Sakiana I mean Her new single Is still in position Crazy duo
That was funny bro
That's a hell of a backcourt
Crazy crazy duo
I think
I think Sexy Red
Gonna keep this run
Going though
With her music
Yeah
I think she got shit
Like this in her tuck though
Her music run is crazy
I just wish all the women
Could get together
And throw one big concert
For the women
Did you see
Cardi B new video?
Top rappers.
Y'all ain't seen it?
She going crazy?
No, I haven't seen it.
It's called Enough or something like that?
I saw a clip of her rapping, like, in the crib, but...
People are hating that song.
They do.
I was just talking about the visuals.
Nobody has liked any of her new music, but the visuals are always going to be A1.
Visuals are creme de la creme.
I ain't heard the song
that much, though.
You're here.
I mean,
Cardi B made fire music, though.
Like, we being real.
Like,
I heard she be making anthems.
Hey, man,
as long as girls don't dance to it,
she going to win.
It don't matter what nobody else like.
As long as girls going to dance to it,
you can play it on a clip.
I know, y'all got about a little bit of tick tock left. You ever heard run it up cuz
I just was like Nikki you do Nikki could top it and you do Cardi then you do sexy then you do glow Oh, you're asking women to get along. That's crazy
Now we miss us some women though.
Nah, I'm just doing my favorite four.
Oh, okay. You just throwing them out.
If I was putting money and throwing a concert, I'd have Nicki close it, Cardi go before Nicki, Sexy go before Cardi, and then I'ma have Glo get that bitch going. Get it started.
Now I'ma tell you where the problem is gonna start. Whoever you choose to close that show is going to fuck everything
else from there.
I have Cardi close it, just being
real. You ask Nicki to go
before Cardi? I'll take Nicki off the show.
She can't be on
that show. She would be the one who
wouldn't get along with everybody else. Yeah, she too.
I have like Lado.
And she's the best out of everybody. That's the crazy part. Yeah, I have like
Lado and like then Cardi. That's a cool replacement. Because I couldn't have Nicki. She too like Nicki like. And she's the best out of everybody. That's the crazy part. Yeah, I have like Lado and like-
That's a cool replacement.
Because I couldn't have Nikki.
She too like-
Nikki like-
She too Hollywood?
Nah, I ain't saying that.
I'm saying she like too big.
Like she like the Jay-Z of like-
I would just say because she on tour right now
and I was surprised.
If you do a festival type setting,
it could work,
but she would need to have her day.
Yeah, it's like Nikki day.
You're going to a home women's set.
You did them all Sunday,
but Nikki needs to be on Saturday. Yeah, she need to be with. They're doing them all Sunday, but Nikki needs to be on Saturday.
Yeah, she needs to be
with the dudes.
Like, them there.
Like...
She that big.
Like, her records is too big.
But, like,
if it's all women,
I like Cardi to end it
because she got the bangers.
She the biggest.
Yeah.
Popularity, too.
I ain't mad at that lot
of going before Cardi.
That's not bad.
Yeah, for sure.
But I just think
you got to have glow
and God damn.
Oh, yeah.
Sexy Red and glow.
Sexy Red and Tigger
to get that.
Sexy Red went to that concert
and Sexy Red,
she was the live-est one.
I don't know,
what concert was it?
Money Back.
Money, yeah, huh?
Shout out to Money Back.
Yeah, she did better.
I said we're not
gonna talk about it.
Than most people on stage.
Yeah.
But she came out there
barefoot and pregnant
and had that bitch cracking.
Had that bitch rocking.
That's what I first said.
Yeah.
We walked right out
when that motherfucker said
I'm looking for the hoes.
That motherfucker went crazy.
That bitch erupted.
And then we seen the parents
with the two white kids
and VIP holding them up
and they was like,
yeah!
I said your daughter is six.
Why is she looking for the house?
Or her 11-year-old brother.
They looking for the house.
All right.
Oh, Lord.
That was Aiden Ross.
Where they at?
The motherfucker said,
where they at?
I said,
damn.
I ain't never seen
that motherfucker
go crazy like that.
Like,
Rod Wave was stupid,
but I'm talking about like,
when you just see a motherfucker
sitting down,
then a beat drop
and that motherfucker
just,
everybody rides like that.
Oh, wait till you hear this song,
the new sexy song this summer.
It's going to go crazy this summer.
It's hard.
That's what I'm saying.
Her music run is like,
for real,
unmatched.
For sure.
Hey, but NFL,
free agency started.
First of all,
got a shout out to the trenches.
Shout out to my boys out here
for getting that bag.
My motherfucking man.
Got that bag.
I can't wait to go.
And the new chain dropped
the same day.
Ooh, the Z4.
I seen it.
He said,
Z4 season, okay.
Ooh, I can't wait
for him to invite us
to the next party.
You was on your way
to Buffalo, I heard.
Oh.
Glad you staying.
I'm bullshit.
I can't wait till he...
That's crazy.
I can't wait till he
has a next party
where we can come and
all drinks and food.
The trenches is up. Oh, yeah. Drinks on the trenches. It's on. We up. Coach, we can come and- Oh, yeah. All drinks and food on the- The trenches is up.
Oh, yeah.
Drinks on the trenches.
It's on.
We up.
Coach, get my nigga EJ right, too.
Out the gate.
My nigga up next.
For sure.
For sure.
Get that nigga a new fucking Hellcat.
They ain't gonna steal this one.
Yeah.
We can keep that motherfucker player.
Derrick Henry to the Ravens is crazy.
Woo.
I can't wait to play fucking Mad 25.
Bro, they cheating, bro.
They are, bro. They are, bro.
They are cheating, bro.
Mad 25 gonna be lit.
Them niggas.
They're cheating.
They're not gonna have no pass plays in the entire game.
You got my splash of agave?
They didn't say that.
Nah.
With the other four bottles.
Mike is our bartender?
That little spice, what they said?
When you gotta shake it with the salt.
Shake it, of course.
What was it? What's it, Brandon. What you got? Shake it with the salt? Shake it, pour it. What was it?
What's it, Brandon?
Why y'all asking me?
Because that's your part in the video.
Oh, yeah.
Just mix it, shake it, pour it.
Fuck y'all.
Hey, man, for real.
Change that shit, bro.
I'm trying to look like I'm
on that motherfucker.
For real.
Like, for real, for real, bro.
Y'all got me looking slow, bro.
Nigga, I know how to fucking read, bro. I'all got me looking slow, bro. Nigga, I know how
to fucking read, bro.
I went to Wake Forest, nigga,
on an academic scholarship.
Cap, so do y'all think...
Do y'all think
the Ravens are going
to win the Super Bowl
or have a chance?
I'm sorry,
I ain't going to say win
or they're going to have a shot.
They had a chance last year.
That's what I'm saying.
So Adam DeHenry, is that...
Hell yeah, bro.
Who's going to stop?
Like, for real, for real.
I mean, the Chiefs are still the favorites.
They're picking up Hollywood Brown.
It's crazy.
And they'll probably get another piece.
It's still Pamela Holmes.
Going back to back, bro.
Hollywood Brown is crazy.
Yeah, that's...
He won with a very, very, very mediocre receiving court last year.
Now you got a baby Tyreek?
Come on, bro.
Okay.
But Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson is fucking scary, bro.
But they still can't pass the fucking ball.
Well, shit.
Might not even have to, really, though.
Well, nowadays, if that play action don't work with Derrick Henry,
it just don't work.
I don't think they're going to be that good, though.
On two, on man, they're going to be fire.
But Derrick Henry, he kind of.
He getting older, but he's still him, bro.
I mean, he's still good, but he getting older, bro.
It take one hit.
Shit, that's a...
That's anybody,
but I'm just saying, like...
That's a tough nigga
to deal with, though.
Yeah, but that nigga
is injury-prone, though.
Yeah.
Just keep him out of training camp,
because you know what happens
in the Ravens training camp.
Niggas die out of training camp
every single year.
Please stop doing that shit
on that terrible grass.
Saquon Barkley to the Eagles is crazy. That's more fire than Derrick Henry to the fucking right
You think so? Yes, bro. Mm-hmm cuz they dynamic was already they already
They was championship material this year last year they fucked up Hey went bad J her's got to get better she gotta happen
I'm bringing Saquon I bringon, that take a lot of pressure off
because he dynamic in both
catching and running.
He was definitely
not used to his potential in New York.
They weren't a good team.
They didn't really have a good quarterback.
A lot going on.
He's going to kill.
And I hate that that happens.
I hate when somebody good
goes to somebody else in your division.
Like, I think that is complete bullshit.
I love it.
I hate that shit. As a Cow love it. I hate that shit.
As a Cowboys fan, I hate that shit.
I see what Barber said about.
He's dead to me.
That's fucked up, bro.
Everybody's starting to trend saying he's dead to me.
God, you're making fun of it.
Did you see when it was just like,
it was just like, you didn't say that
when you left your wife for your girlfriend, babysitter.
Damn.
I said, hey, y'all got to be careful
what y'all say on the internet
because niggas be on that.
Yeah, niggas be having receipts.
Niggas be searching, bro.
Yeah, but he lame for that, bro.
He lame.
He lame.
Why are you saying that shit?
You an old head.
Just be old.
Why old heads don't, like, age gracefully?
Mm.
Like, I would say, bro.
That's true in any sport, though.
Y'all sport is bad, too.
Yeah, but like me.
We see these podcasts.
I'm an old head now.
You just show love To the game
Like you was cold
Like if you was a goat
If you one of them niggas
That was super cold
Super cold
And you doing podcasts
Like alright
You was cold
But nigga it's over with
Like
Basketball over with
Like I don't give a fuck
About your accolades
In real life
It's over with
You know what I'm saying
Like that's why
I don't take myself too serious Like nigga it's over with. You know what I'm saying? That's why I don't take myself too serious.
Like, nigga, it's over with.
I could be like,
nigga,
I did get 30, you know?
It's true, but nigga,
it's over with.
No, and you right, bro.
But niggas,
you dumb your shit
all the way down.
But because it's over with.
These niggas don't have
like a medium.
It's okay to have a medium.
Like, niggas really don't know
what you did
for...
It's over with. I get that, bro. It's over. It don't matter. You can't to have a medium. Like, niggas really don't know what you did for... It's over with.
I get that, bro. It's over.
It don't matter. You can't go back in time,
nigga. Like, you did that shit. It's
over with. What I'm saying is, it'd probably
take for a nigga to come on here and be like,
I used to bust this nigga's ass
and talk to him about that. And then I'll be like, let me go
look. I'll be real, like,
he might have bust my ass, but I know I bust your ass, too.
Yeah, but I'm saying that's the only reason why you would talk about yourself. Yeah, did you bust my, your lie be real? Like, he might have bust my, but I know I bust your ass too. Yeah, but I would say
that's the only reason
why you would talk about yourself.
Yeah, but it's like,
nigga, why y'all,
nigga, it's over with.
You did it.
You cannot go back in time.
Y'all niggas be like,
I would've killed,
I'd kill that nigga.
No, you won't.
Fam, you averaged 14.
Respect, but you wasn't
going to average 30 today, bro.
No, you not about to kill
a nigga that's 21.
At all.
And you 46.
Like, no, you not.
I just played a,
I would just play a one-on-one with Lil Dev up.
And I had to be realistic with myself.
I said, I'm still beating him.
I could still blow him out.
But it ain't easy.
I'm like, damn.
I gotta kind of bully a little bit.
I can't just blow by him.
Like, I'm not the same person I once was.
Give it up, bro.
It's over.
A lot of times I'm undefeated.
And a lot of times, like you said, people live off their accomplishments and their career.
But now that's gone.
Nigga, you got to be you.
And then you find out, like, we know.
Just because you hoop don't mean you a good person.
A lot of these niggas is weird.
They're just good if they sport.
Don't mean you a cool nigga.
You could be a lame.
You just was a good basketball player.
You could just shoot that bitch.
There's a lot of them, motherfucker.
And I ain't never been a lame.
Basketball got it way worse than football, niggas.
I stopped saying nigga.
I always just been a genuine nigga.
This is just me, naturally.
I ain't talk to people when I play basketball
because niggas was weird.
I used to see people go to Diddy parties and shit.
So I was like, I ain't,
I'm familiar with that person.
Let me stop.
That boy stayed
throwing them at us.
Knowing he was in there
and Mike Wood had to
get him out of there
before he got wicked.
Oh, wow.
Knowing he was in that
motherfucker too.
Diddy live on the other side.
So how you know
niggas going to that
motherfucker you ain't in there
shaking up with them?
But tell your story, King.
Shaking up at a Diddy party
is crazy because what does that mean? This nigga here. Mike told him, shit, he about to come down there in that with him. But tell your story, King. Shaking up at a Diddy party is crazy, because what does that mean?
This nigga here.
Mike told him,
shit, he about to come down
there in that robe.
What you finna do to him?
What is this nigga talking about?
Look how his face changed.
I don't believe that, bro.
I don't believe that, bro.
Iso kill.
I don't believe that.
Don't put no iso on me either.
I've been drinking Hennessy.
I almost said something that was just
crazy.
Have you seen the new picture of Diddy burning the sage?
Get them bad
vibes out of there. Somebody said, nigga, you need to leave.
You're the rock.
You trying to burn away
the ghost of you. That's
crazy.
Hey,
never mind.
I almost talked about,
what was our Columbus short?
Oh, yeah.
I'm not talking about that.
Yeah, we are, though.
We're dropping that real at some point.
We have to.
Bro, we have to.
Stop talking about it.
What?
When Columbus short said something about
Lenny Kravitz and
Dizzo Washington?
I thought he said it.
He said it,
and then y'all like
stopped.
Oh, okay.
She was waving off.
Y'all didn't continue.
Don't matter.
But yeah,
that video is fried.
Denzel Washington
is out of pocket.
I don't care
what none of y'all say.
What did he do?
He's out of pocket.
He's on their top.
He said basically that,
you know,
Lenny Kravitz
is a great friend,
a great lover.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do I need to proceed?
Nope.
Say less.
I want to say
the nigga said sex partners.
No, you did not say that.
Nah, Lonzo ain't say that, bro.
We not gonna put
that smut on Lonzo.
Denzel didn't say that.
What's that nigga name?
Hey.
What's the nigga name
that we had on the show?
Columbus Short.
He said that.
No, Columbo said that.
Columbo said they was carving.
He said, And Denzel
Y'all training today boy
He was on the bottom
Him saying he named himself
Denzel
Was so ridiculous to me
He was a boy out of pocket
But he didn't say that
That's when the purgues kicked in
He did say that on that show
Yeah
Cause I never even knew
Lenny Kravitz and Denzel Washington
Was cool
Yeah Why the fuck would wezel Washington was cool. Yeah.
Why the fuck would we know they was cool?
But when Columbo said that,
he was like,
Denzel and Lenny Kravitz,
they be fucking.
Whoa.
Yeah.
There was no question
we could have asked
to get that information.
That is crazy.
Allegedly, they be fucking.
And Denzel did read
the definition of friend,
and it did mention typically exclusive of sexual and family relations.
And they looked at each other and just laughed.
And bust out dying.
We ain't saying that wrong.
Fuck that.
These niggas said that on footage.
He said that.
And they laughing, yes.
He read the definition of friend and said typically exclusive of sexual,
and he paused, or family of sexual, any policy,
or family relations.
All my life,
and they died laughing.
That's on footage.
Is that why Dizel was holding the watch like this?
Y'all say we media,
that's what we doing.
Who was that?
I ain't gonna lie.
Only reason I even bring it up
because Columbo said it.
Yeah.
Columbo said it.
We don't know nothing,
no nothing.
I don't know shit.
I don't want no shit
because Dizel,
my favorite actor.
That mean love who you love. I mean, I'm just saying Columbo had said it. We ain't judging no shit because Denzel my favorite actor. That mean love who you love.
I mean, I'm just saying Columbo has said it. We ain't judging
nobody. Ray J voice. And then we cut it
because we was like, Columbo's lying.
And then Columbo told us shit about
Diddy and we like, this nigga
might not be lying. And I never
knew Denzel and
Lenny Kravitz was cool to this video.
That's a random two people to put together.
Yeah, I never knew they was even cool. We put Denzel on this. And look, Lenny Kravitz was cool to this video. That's a random two people to put together. Yeah, I never knew
they was even cool.
We put Denzel on this,
and look,
Lenny Kravitz is a fucking legend.
So is Denzel.
Let's not get it fucked up,
but I'm saying
we hold Denzel
to a higher regard
than Lenny Kravitz
in our culture.
Yeah.
That's just real shit.
Like, niggas
basically quote movie lines
from this nigga.
We ain't quote no fucking...
Niggas are prominent black guys.
We ain't bumping Lenny Kravitz.
So niggas can cap.
We ain't...
No, it's not for us.
I watched The Hunger Games,
though, so...
I mean, that's cool,
but I'm just saying
I would never put
them two together.
But shout out to them, though.
That was just a crazy video.
I didn't know you had
to write down your friend,
your homie like that
with that wild-ass definition.
Write it down, it's crazy.
And I told y'all
on that Columbus short,
Denzel always saying
some pointless-ass shit. That was so pointless, Denzel always saying some pointless ass shit.
That was so pointless, bro,
to read the definition
of friend.
That's his nigga though,
but it just only,
it just fucked me up
because Columbo said that.
And I was looking
at that nigga like,
our damn nigga was like,
yo, get out of my house.
No, you was tight.
Yeah, I was like,
nigga, get off that.
Like, nigga,
like,
why you say them two niggas?
You know what I mean? Like, yo, get the fuck home. Whole nigga, when, like, why you say them two niggas? You know what I mean?
Like, yo, get the fuck on, bro.
Whole time.
Yeah, yeah, the whole time these niggas is definition of best friend.
I'm going to apologize to my nigga, man.
He was, he was, he sorry.
Shit.
Yeah, my fuck alone, bro.
Because I definitely was like, when you left, I said, this nigga tripping, bro.
Hey, man.
We not posting this video.
Yeah, bro.
He was tight for real.
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You see your homeboy, Orlando Brown, getting around to the smoke shop.
What? What'd he do?
Nigga was out walking.
Somebody was like, is that Orlando Brown?
He's like, yeah, hey, run me to the smoke shop.
You're not getting in my car.
Orlando!
Are you in Dallas?
I want to smoke with you.
I don't even smoke. Yeah, they going to be smoking with you.? I want to smoke with you. I don't even smoke.
It ain't going to be smoking with you.
What you want to smoke?
Yeah, it's going to be that snowfall special.
You're going to turn T.
You're going to blow full of the murky, dirty blood.
That episode is going to be crazy.
Where the fuck is Orlando at?
Where you live, man?
We don't know.
L.A., bro.
He's an L.A. boy.
Oh, yeah, L.A.
L.A. forever, bro.
Hold on.
Speaking of L.A LA did y'all see
Krip Mac
on the news
y'all know
that's my shit
on the news
shout out to my
nigga
Ugly's Rapper
Alive
shout out to
Drewski
for putting together
a great
fucking production
Drewski is
her fucking
lyrist bro
when that
Asian dude
was rapping
and Krip Mac
he said what car I lost it bro Fucking Larry's, bro. When that Asian dude was rapping at Crip Manor.
He said, what cut?
I lost it, bro.
That's the best shit on.
No, when the Spanish rapper came up and that nigga told him he was peaking.
He was beatboxing when he was speaking in Spanish.
I see your cuz.
He told that nigga to stop beating. Hey, stop cuz with all that beatboxing. Because he was speaking Spanish. He told that nigga to stop beating me. He said, hey, stop cussing with all that beatboxing.
Because he was speaking Spanish.
He told that nigga
to stop talking.
He was beatboxing
because he was
speaking Spanish, bro.
Oh, shit.
That shit was funny.
Hey, man.
That's a great show.
I was in a Dominican
barbershop here
and they, you know what I'm saying,
RIP to the dude
who made Dragon Ball Z.
They was playing Dragon Ball Z
in that joint, right?
I had never seen Dragon Ball Z in that joint, right? I had never seen
Dragon Ball Z in Spanish.
That shit was crazy.
they be having that bitch
trying to talk with their
T.
He ran out of that,
motherfucker.
He got scared.
Nigga started
and falls.
It's crazy.
I'm selling.
First,
nigga,
I'm getting the cut.
The nigga like,
yo,
I'm about to put
the hot towel on you.
I'm like,
I'm cool.
I don't need that.
Nigga,
I guess he didn't understand me.
Nigga,
lean to chair. Oh, shit. Nigga, put the towel on my face. I'm already, I'm cool. I don't need that. Nigga, I guess he didn't understand me. Nigga, lean into the chair.
Oh, shit.
Nigga, put the towel on my face.
I'm already a germaphobe.
So I'm like, yo, nigga, like,
I'm like telling them,
yo, get this shit off my face, bro.
Like, I don't like that shit.
The nigga start vibrating,
put the thing on his face,
start vibrating my motherfucking chair.
I say, bro,
I'm not with that one, though. I think I had to get up, nigga. I'm like, yo, bro, that's not what that one, though.
I think I had to get up, nigga.
I'm like, yo, bro, that's not what I like.
And then the nigga cut off my mustache.
Shout out to P.
P got Jeff the Supreme back.
My wife had paid for my cut.
Listen, the nigga cut off my mustache.
So you know how you be like, yo, look, I don't get facial hair.
So, I'm like, I got at least look.
I can't look like a pedophile.
You really wallow.
The nigga cut the whole joint off.
I'm like, yo.
You want to know what's funny?
Them niggas know English.
They just pretend like they don't.
I swear.
This nigga act like he ain't know.
Nah, Carlos definitely knows.
Carlos definitely knows English.
The nigga cut my shit off. I'm like, I ain't know Nah, Carlos definitely knows Carlos definitely knows English Nigga cut my shit off
I'm like
I ain't go outside for like three days
I just stayed in the crib
Shout out to Kayla Sepsom, nigga
My wife took a picture while I was asleep
And sent it to her
And she sent it to me
Like, look at your dumb ass
Fuck out of here
My wife sent me there and made fun of me
Oh, man Shout out to Carlos.
That barbershop got divided because somebody
tried to walk in with some money
or walk out with somebody rather, and they took
machetes to that nigga and didn't call the police.
Damn.
Shout out to the Dominican barbershop. That's crazy.
That's one of my favorite stops. I took the team there.
I'm not going no more.
I love that place.
Fuck no. Nigga put the fucking vibrator on the chest, Pox.
I was like, nigga, I don't want this.
Hey, my nigga, the ultimate massage.
Nigga said you want the, nah, I don't want nothing.
I want to get up.
Deshaun Watson cuts is crazy.
Hey, nigga told me your eyebrows is bushy.
Yeah, they're going to stay that.
Nigga, what the fuck is he talking about?
No, I was just saying Mike like massages.
You should, the men can, nah, I don't do that.
They'll get you together.
Where'd you get your shit cut at, Pooks?
My haircut?
Yeah.
Uh, the ex,
what's this shit called?
Ex-groom,
groom ex,
Tyler and Drew.
Oh, where they grooming dogs
and shit in the back.
Chill, man.
He got a pet code?
It was a pit bull back then.
Shout out to the pit bulls.
Pit bull in the corner.
Man, I live with about
40 barbers.
Shout out to my nigga A1, man.
Is that your main barber?
Mm-mm.
I just go wherever.
You in a barber agency right now?
Yeah, wherever free.
I don't give a fuck about haircuts.
Who's the nigga
that used to cut your hair in Atlanta?
Was it Zoe?
What's his name?
Zoe.
Shout out to Zoe, man.
Fuck with you.
Shout out to King.
I used to fuck with A1, though.
He here.
He from Atlanta.
I fuck with him, but he in the trenches.
I go over there.
That's my, you know, I like go to the hood.
He on the west side, so I go over there to the hood.
And then I also go to my nigga on Georgetown.
He cool, too.
But them niggas be booked too much.
Y'all niggas got to quit bullshitting yourselves, man. Where you go?
Lady Fuquay,
Lady Fader,
Fuquay Institute on 38th and Shadeland.
Fuck with my peoples.
The best in the city. I'm going wherever got the
open chair. That's how I be. I'm last minute.
I know y'all out of pocket. You know what's crazy?
Once upon a time, you could get up and go to a
barbershop and maybe wait or something, get a cut.
That shit dead now. If you ain't booked
Your shit by Tuesday
You're not getting a cut
Till next week
That's a fact
That's why I be
That's why I got two dudes
I fuck with
I fuck with A1
Then I fuck with Buddy
I ain't gonna know
It's not
I forgot his name
But the Dominican barbershop bro
They blessed in there bro
I'm not fucking with them
Nigga put a vibrating thing
It's just a massage
I'm never forgiving them
The rose haircut is crazy.
After that, bro, I said,
first when a nigga told me
to get my eyebrows,
like, you need to get them shaved down,
bro, that bushy.
I said, nigga, I am black.
It's crazy.
I do not give a fuck about no...
I'm not black, I'm Dominican.
That nigga said,
he said, nigga, you want me to get the...
You know, they be having the motherfucking string. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he was about to... Oh, I'm Dominican. That nigga said, he said, nigga, you want me to get the, you know, they be having the motherfucking string.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, he was about to,
oh, that's crazy.
The thread, the thread.
He got a crazy, crazy deluxe.
The thread.
That was a $200 haircut.
That ain't cheap in the motherfucking.
Wait, was that on Valentine's Day?
I don't know what that was.
I'm grown as fuck.
No, you know what really happened?
She said,
nigga, your haircuts be weak as fuck.
She said,
you ain't had a good haircut since Minnesota.
I said, damn, baby, my shit weak.
She said, quit going to that motherfucker on Martin Luther King.
Oh, we ain't going to do that.
Shout out to my nigga Mike, man.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I love Mike.
That's my nigga.
But she was bad because she was like, you know,
when I got my haircut in Minnesota, you know,
they niggas do the extra.
They get Minnesota cold.
I ain't going to lie.
He did my wedding. He cut my hair for my wedding. But she was know, they niggas do the extra. Nah, yeah. Nigga in Minnesota cold. I ain't gonna lie. He did my wedding.
He cut my hair for my wedding.
But she was like,
it don't look like that.
I'm like,
it ain't gonna ever look like that,
nigga.
We don't,
just,
I don't care about haircuts.
Yeah.
And she's like,
you need to go to my guy.
Who's your guy?
The Dominicans.
Oh,
you know what I mean?
Live a little bit out local.
Yeah,
I said,
ah,
they gonna have rice in there.
Oh,
shit.
Spanish rice. I was, you know, shout out have rice in there. Oh, shit. Spanish rice.
That was,
you know,
that was,
shout out to my wife.
Shout out to the plantain phase.
Hey,
we got tagged in this all week.
You got some competition.
She gonna kill Vida.
Oh, for sure.
Oh, yeah,
she's gonna be pissed.
Hey, man,
you got a new challenge
on the Black Force game.
The homie who took over Haiti,
he had on the Black Mids
High Forces.
His name was Barbecue.
Oh, yeah.
My homie was tagging me
with that.
I like when y'all tag us
and stuff,
but don't tag us
in no shit like that.
He's staying on business.
This is a jokey podcast.
He took over our whole country.
We are not going
to disrespect that man.
It's like,
we hear they bullshit.
Shout out to Haiti.
I'll fuck with you.
He had the black mids on.
Yeah, bro.
He's a goat, bro.
Kodak had him on, too.
That's a part of the lineage
for shit show.
That shit, Mike Epps
had him on.
Them wasn't forces.
Them wasn't forces, y'all.
Oh, what did he have on?
People keep tagging him
and shit, like...
They had some Louis shoes,
I believe.
Some Louis.
He was fine on that podcast, too.
He was.
He was out of pocket.
Bro, speaking of clowning,
why ain't nobody say nothing
about, um... Bow Wow and Future Brave Mama? He was. He was out of pocket. Speaking of clowning, why ain't nobody say nothing about
Bow Wow and Future Brave Mama?
Shout out to Joy.
You're lighting us.
What happened?
She got a baby.
Triple crown.
Trayvon?
Yeah.
Is she out of pocket
or that's fair game?
I don't think she out of pocket.
I don't think Dre out of pocket.
That's a little iffy, T.
You know why?
Because we...
No, not we.
Niggas shoot at them.
Like, come on, bro.
Everybody shoot at Dre.
Right.
Nigga, it's just who...
She got the pick of the litter.
Who she ever want to pick?
Obviously, she pick Young.
I mean, she ain't no dummy.
The nigga going to be a $200 million nigga, but I'm sure he shot at her.
She ain't pull up on him.
I understood.
My only beef with that is he damn near your son's age.
That's crazy.
Nigga, you—
My only beef.
Let's be real.
But I don't care that much.
At 23, you ain't never shot at a girl that was 35.
Right, but I would be mad if my mom was cracking my college roommate.
I can't help my mama got cracked when she was 17.
Right, respect.
No, absolutely.
But I'm saying, like, at now, I'm graduating with this nigga?
Yeah, when you went to pick me up from daycare, he was in the other room.
That's crazy.
Nah, because the niggas I was in the other room wasn't worth 300 million.
So it's about the bag.
Of course.
How else you getting these girls?
They don't like you.
Nigga, we ugly.
We all ugly.
But if you got some money, you get a little cuter.
Like, some of these girls is ugly.
They get done up.
They cute.
That's just the truth.
I just think I ain't mad at Dre.
Dre, live your life.
I never stand in the way of a woman doing her thing.
That was my only issue. Like, damn, he is your damn real son. I'm just saying. We Cause Dre, live your life. And I never stand in the way of a woman doing her thing. That was my only issue.
Like, damn, he is your damn son.
I'm just saying,
we shooting at him, though.
Niggas are shooting.
I can see if she went and like,
come here, little nigga.
Like, ah, this little nigga
gonna be something.
Nigga, I'm sure that nigga
was gunning.
I'm sure.
But you been in the NBA
for 20 plus years, Dre.
But niggas be gunning.
You a legend in the NBA arena.
Nigga's been gunning.
Tennessee should have put you first.
You know what I'm saying?
So I just think, like,
you had generations of talent.
She is a generation of talent.
Yeah, she is.
You back when Gary Payton
was dribbling between the legs
all the way to...
You said she was a Seattle?
She was a supersonic.
The real hedgehog.
All the way...
Shout out to the Uber.
All the way until Jalen Green.
This nigga just graduated high school, bro.
He didn't even go to college.
You've been in the league longer than LeBron.
Is that wrong?
I was a fan of Maya I shot at Maya
When I was a youngster
I know but you wasn't
Her son age bro
I'm thinking if I'm her son
I'm going to say
Damn mama
But you ain't really thinking
Go crazy but damn
You out of pocket
But you ain't really thinking
About they kids though
Because think about it
I've been in a situation
Where I went to a girl house
And her son
I was 23
And she was,
her son was 20.
Right,
but that's you, Teague.
I'ma put yourself in this.
Nigga, she was,
that's the same scenario.
I'm not saying it's not,
but you the one
cracking the mama.
Yeah.
That's why they made
American Pie.
American Pie,
I always say,
movies are made
for real life situations.
When Buddy was cracking
Stifler mama,
he was tight, bro.
That ain't my nigga, though. He didn't give a fuck about that. It's like, damn, mama.
A motherfucker, but you still thinking a motherfucker
that's your age, bro. But I ain't thinking,
I ain't, that ain't my man. So, like, when I
pulled up to the crib,
I seen little Buddy. Like, he came,
nigga, this how,
this how crazy, this how young we was,
nigga, me and my keys, this how my nigga keys. how young we was, nigga Me and my keys
This how my nigga Keys
I'm sorry, Keys
Cause you a part of this
She ordered us
She ordered us pizzas, nigga
She ordered y'all some pizza, like
This a whole NBA, nigga
Getting little seizures
And he stayed
No bullshit
He stayed
No bullshit
This reminds me of home.
Nigga, she had pizzas for us, nigga, and drinks.
Pizza and liquor.
Like, if she was older.
But, nigga, I ain't eat the...
Nigga, I was in the league.
Nigga, I don't eat pizza to this day.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't even like pizza.
But she was just like, oh, I got some pizza.
And when I think about it, I'm laughing.
I'm like, because she's like, this nigga,
my kid eats pizza.
You know what I mean?
Did y'all hop on the game?
Nah, I played a game.
See?
I got the DJ in there, motherfucker.
See?
So when you look for him, you're like, all right, bro.
Oh, my mama.
I seen a nigga. He's like, what y'all about to be on? Swear to God, he asked me, all right, bro. So he looked. Oh, my mama. I seen a nigga.
He's like,
what y'all about to be on?
Swear to God,
he asked me,
what y'all about to be on?
He was living a different life, bro.
Shorty house was big as fuck.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Shorty had a man,
big boy mansion.
Like,
had to be
15,000 square feet.
He was on a whole nother side.
We leaving.
Keith was over there. We feet. He was on a whole other side. We leaving. Keese was over there.
We leaving.
Keese was talking to some other joint,
her friend.
Like, it was crazy.
So we leave,
and her son come out.
Like, we all going to 19?
I'm like,
shit, you fucking with us?
Like, damn, I pick you.
Like, come on.
We all coming back here.
Nah, I wasn't coming back.
All right, this damage.
I was going where I was going.
Cracking my mama and me hanging out with you after is just nuts, bro.
That's fire.
Y'all just talking about last episode.
Drake and Amar.
Come on, bro.
Y'all niggas is tripping, bro.
It's the same shit.
Hey, what's crazy, too?
And people have been bringing this up a lot more.
Hey, a lot of our favorite rappers were definitely talking to women that were younger than we think.
None of them niggas should have been talking to Aaliyah.
Ain't on that note.
Man, fuck this podcast.
That nigga arm broke.
Pause. Pause. I didn't do nothing, bro.
Keep it rolling.
Keep it rolling.
Keep it rolling.
Keep this shit rolling. This is a part of the journey, y'all.
This is...
This is what happened.
Hey, I see somebody say,
why is they mics bouncing?
Did y'all see that?
I did.
I was like... One time I read the comments, all I read was a motherfucker said, why is they mics bouncing? Did y'all see that? I did. I was like...
One time I read the comments,
all I read was this motherfucker said,
why is the mics bouncing?
They kept at me,
like, why is the mics bouncing?
Are we going to cut this?
This shit funny as hell.
Well, fuck that.
Shout out to Mike, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, these hats, man,
they going on sale.
Well, what is that? They'll be on sale Well What is that
They'll be on sale by the time
You see this episode
Yeah 317 day man
Shout out to everybody
At Mitchell and Ness
For fucking with us man
Y'all know I'm a hat guy
I fuck with it
I tried to wear a hat
Long enough
So New Earth
Gave me a deal
But they never called me
So Mitchell and Ness
Fucking with us
So I'm even happier
But
Shout out to Mitchell and Ness
Shout out to Dex
Shout out to Teamwork We in here We gonna drop the link for y'all Yeah I fuck with it Shout out to Mitchell and Ness Shout out to Dex Shout out to T-Mark
We in here
We gonna drop the link for y'all
Yeah I fuck with it
Shout out to B-Han
Got his mic thick Paul
Nah but shout out to that promo
But listen
So
Say your mom
Yeah
Say your mom
Wanted to date a nigga
You went to high school with
You didn't talk to him
That was an episode of the show
You didn't talk to him
My mama is 65 years old.
No, shout out to Mama T.
I love Mama T.
I'm going to bring you your racks.
I swear, I fuck with her.
I'm saying, put yourself in Drea's son's situation, bro.
Yeah, but your mama 38, 39.
It's different.
Like, if my mama 55 and she on a nigga that's 21, mama, go home.
You out of pocket.
But my mama 38, 39,
she still go to strip clubs.
She left me at the crib
to go see a nigga before.
Like,
I know my mama is out of pocket.
Matter of fact,
my mama probably gonna take me
to the strip club with her.
She,
they at that age,
like,
she probably go out with her son.
Like,
she go to the strip club
with her son.
Cause she had him so young.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
if you have a kid at 16, 17, whatever age she was, 18.
Y'all growing up together.
Yeah.
Like, it ain't even really.
Y'all really friends.
And I know girls that did that.
They really be like homegirls.
Nah, yeah, bro.
I just dating that young boy.
It's like.
It's different.
It's different, bro.
He been killing since the announcement.
Facts, bro.
Going crazy.
My nigga followed.
Special talent talent for sure
nah he cold
man nigga
he poked on a nigga
she cold
like nigga
I ain't mad at that
nigga she's hard
I mean the stories
is crazy
but nigga
she hard
insane
but the eye test
she definitely passes
for sure
shouts for Trayvon Diggs
man congratulations
yeah congratulations
cause she cold too
and hey listen
you talk about
secure the bag
she's three for three.
Nigga, she,
her shit golden.
Her lineup is elite.
She got some.
She just smart.
Her shit creme de la creme.
She just smart.
Hell, it gotta be golden, bro.
You can't have,
it can't be average
and you get.
No, no,
you find the right,
you find the right motherfucker, bro,
and they'll get you together.
Bow Wow,
that nigga was a legend.
Legend. We don't know him personally, though. We like him for what they do they'll get you together. Bow Wow, that nigga was a legend. Legend.
We don't know him personally, though.
We like him for what they do
for the culture.
We like Bow Wow.
We ain't talking about Shag.
Shag got her pregnant.
Legend.
Future.
Oh.
Legend.
She caught my nigga slipping.
Legend.
Legend for sure.
Trayvon Diggs,
he on his way.
One of the best DBs
in the fucking league.
You don't miss to, like, that don't happen, bro. So way. One of the best DBs in the fucking league. You don't miss to it.
Like, that don't happen, bro.
So you think it's the shot?
Nah, I mean, it don't help that.
It don't help that.
It's gonna be bad as fuck.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
But that shot.
Okay.
It's electric.
All right.
For nigga three?
Shit.
She's a diaper dandy
yeah
for sure
nigga said diaper dandy
that's crazy
she is
she got a COVID year
she a diaper dandy nigga
for sure
gotta be electric
shout out to them niggas
respect
yeah
and on that note
we gonna get up out of here
appreciate y'all
rocking with us
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the next show
will be in Atlanta
what we doing in Atlanta?
you know what I'm saying?
your homecoming
yeah I'm going to be back
at the crib man
that's
that's family in Atlanta
for sure
Hawks organization
this is y'all chance
to tap in
to do the right thing
for sure man
make sure we course out
at the Hawks
it's going to be a game yeah make sure we course out at that Hawks game because if y'all chance to tap in and do the right thing. For sure, man. Make sure we course out at the Hawks. It's going to be a game.
Yeah, make sure we course out
at that Hawks game.
Because if y'all got me
in the fucking sixth row
at a Hawks game,
I ain't paying for no tickets.
They're going to be there
talking shit.
Hey, Teague's in with us.
Yeah, look at Teague.
I'm there, boy.
You remember your jersey?
Get the fuck out of here, boy.
Nah, make sure y'all
do the right thing.
Make sure we course out
so we can sit by Boosie, man.
Hey, Boosie said, can I get me a thousand dollars for a four? Y' we courtside so we can sit by Boosie, man. Hey, Boosie said,
give me $1,000 for a four.
Y'all crazy as hell.
Pelicans had Boosie fucking it.
He was courtside
at the Pelican game, though, so.
Yeah, they made it right.
They made it right.
They did right by him.
Hey, listen.
Take care of my boy.
Take care of me, man.
I'm about to reach out
to my dog, Stiney.
Make sure...
That's my guy.
He gonna make sure I'm cool, man.
They still ain't got back to us
about some jerseys,
but it's all good.
Jerseys ain't never returned,
but it's all good.
They ain't to me in the collection,
but it's all right.
South 85 South.
Zach, I'm gonna hit you up.
Dominique, hitting y'all up.
Stiney, hitting you up.
Yeah.
I'm hitting y'all up,
so we on our way.
Let's see it live here.
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