Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Kenny Brooks on working with Damian Lillard, Timbaland, Draymond Green suspension
Episode Date: December 18, 2023We’re back with Season 2, Episode 24 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian, “funnysalesman” Kenny Brooks. Brooks talks about his first video that went viral, making i...t in the social media content industry, working with Timbaland, and meeting Damian Lillard. Jeff, Kenny, and the guys then talk about the shoe that turned them all into sneakerheads, Draymond Green punching Jusuf Nurkic which led to his suspension, and many other stories that you won’t want to miss! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Wells. Special guest to my left. We're going to introduce my man's left. I episode of Club 520 Podcast. I'm the host. My name is DJ Will.
Special guest to my left.
We're going to introduce my man's left.
I mean, last, excuse me, to my far left.
We got my dog, B-Han.
What's up, man? Dr. Perlis, how you doing, man?
Cool and nasty.
Let's party.
Let's party.
Let's party.
You got some tequila next to the Black Forces today.
You know what I'm saying?
For sure.
Shout out to the Wildberry Celsius as the chaser.
Wow, you shouting them out. I out to the Wildberry Celsius as the chaser. Wow.
Wow.
You shoutin' them out.
I want to be like Flo Rida.
Shout out to Flo Rida.
KB done cleaned a lot of shoes.
You know what I'm saying?
Have you ever came across
one of them?
You know what I'm saying?
You ain't never seen them
before in a while.
The Black Forces?
With the white laces.
No.
He went to church
and did gangster shit.
Called a nigga a holy gangster?
That's crazy.
Tell him I'm writing my dog, young Nacho, young T.
How you doing, man?
Man, I'm chilling, man.
On day three of the fourteens, man.
These is some beat-em-ups.
We're going to keep these by the door for sure.
These stay by the door.
What's up with you and fourteens, man?
That's your shit right now?
Nah, I'm going to get off of them.
I ain't on that way no more.
I'm going to try something new.
They ain't too comfortable on my feet, for real.
Damn, we're going to say, yeah, I ain't.
The white lights to the top, you're definitely trying to secure the motherfuckers.
Ankle's bad, man.
My whole lower half of that nigga body broke down.
Hey, man, chill, bro.
Chill, bro.
I got bad knees, bro.
Bad ankles.
You right, bro. My whole lower half is done. knees, bro. Bad ankles. You right, bro.
My whole lower half is done.
That pause, bro.
That motherfucking third work, though.
And on that note,
I'm sorry to introduce you after that.
God, the funny stuff.
My dog can't be.
Appreciate you plugging 520.
How you living, man?
Doing good, getting better, man.
Doing good, getting better.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Doing good, getting better.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
We already started the episode off with a Fry question.
You know what I'm saying?
I wanted to go ahead and throw this to be here.
Since y'all lineage is a little bit similar, you know what I'm saying?
Y'all getting the double digits of families, man.
Be here, you know what I'm saying, as the last of the litter.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to speak about, you know what I'm saying, what you got going on off the court,
man.
You get to it.
What I got going on?
What you got going on, man.
Man, a lot.
I got, first and foremost, I just took a drive here from Detroit.
Facts.
Took a drive here.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Determination.
I had to get my wife.
Shout out to my wife for driving down here with me.
We left the kids.
We got 10 kids.
So they like eating.
We love feeding them.
So it's close to Christmas.
So we had to, you know what I'm saying?
We had to turn up.
But I just did like a tour.
I just went to Art Basel.
I was out there for like a week.
I was in Miami, kicked through with Timberland.
He had an album release party.
Then I went to Atlanta.
I went to Atlanta first because I did a skit with Jack Boyd and then did a couple skits with like some influencers.
Then I went to Miami for Art Basel,
then came back to Atlanta because I did something with Paul Millsap shout out to Paul Millsap too we're just talking about
Jeff T like yeah I was like I want to go on your boy podcast he was like oh yeah yeah that's a good
look so I'm here now so all right man we appreciate you pulling up you think Paul do the podcast
yeah all right hit him up though I ain't talked to him in a minute it's been a minute but nah he
cool dude yeah no he super, super lit.
Shout out to Paul.
You know what I'm saying?
We know you got classics, especially with the reels.
We're going to talk about them shortly,
but what do you think was your most important reel?
What was that one reel that changed everything for you?
Or that first skit that changed everything for you?
So my OG video.
So my OG video, it went viral like 2010.
It was like I was like a white couple door and I clinked like a little plant vase.
I was like Chris Rock the broke version on that video.
I was like Pookie on New Jack City.
That's when I was broke, broke.
You know what I'm saying?
But yeah, I was at the door, clinked a little plant vase.
I was like, I'm going to be quick like Nestle, be like Michael Jackson.
I had a shirt and top, but it had like a, it was a short sleeve.
Like, it was crazy.
Like some baggy shoes.
I had on some like 11s too.
I had on like some space jams.
Feet was always good.
As you could tell.
Yeah.
So yeah, I had, but that was my first video that went super crazy.
Cause it, it generated like 300 million views just on YouTube alone.
So I went viral 2010.
I ain't found out until like 2017.
Because I was so locked in with door-to-door.
You know what I'm saying? I was working eight days a week.
And like the business that I was
in, it's like a jealous business. You know what I'm saying?
So like basketball, whatever you great
at, like I'm pretty sure Jeff, he was locked into basketball.
You got to eat, sleep, and drink it. And me
with sales, because I started doing sales at like
12 years old, coming from Detroit. You know what I'm saying?
He who suffer, remember. And I was so broke I couldn't pay attention I remember asking my mom
because she gave me some basketball shoes I had on like some xj900s and she couldn't she couldn't
afford them you know I'm saying she was raising six kids so I went to school and I had on some
slip and slide records before trick daddy I slid off the gym into the left for a little bit like
that's when I became a roast master you know I'm saying so that's where the personality came in because I was defending myself you know I'm saying like yeah so it was, that's when I became a roast master, you know what I'm saying? So that's where the personality came in because
I was defending myself,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, yeah, so it was crazy.
That's how I started in sales.
So fast forward to like,
I turned 18
because I had that sales job
from like 12 to 14.
And then like,
when my grandmother passed away,
when I was like 18,
I quit my sales job,
you know what I'm saying?
And I mean, I quit my,
I quit school.
I stopped playing basketball and everything because I'm like 6, four. So I was playing basketball. I was like
really into basketball, but I needed money. You know what I'm saying? And when I was 18,
I remember my mom told me when I dropped out of high school, my senior year, she was like,
either you're going to get a job or you're going to go back to school. And I remember working at
Burger King for like 30 minutes. And I told myself that I'd never punch a clock unless I swung on
Flavor Flav because I was making so much money
at 12 years old selling newspaper subscription door-to-door that I knew
right then and there besides actors and entertainers the highest paid people and
sale I mean and professional dealing with like rather if you act like you
gonna make a lot of money if you're an athlete or you entrepreneur or if you a
rapper you know I'm saying or you're an entrepreneur or if you're a rapper, you know what I'm saying? Or you do music, entertain a comedian, whatever, movies,
you know what I'm saying? But I found out coming from Detroit, Michigan, or being a product of my
environment that you ain't really got to make it out of the hood, quote unquote, being an athlete
or a rapper or selling drugs or, you know what I'm saying? Or an entertainer. Like I was making
my money at 12 years old out there, my mom. You know what I'm saying?
I was making like $300 to $500.
One week, I made like $700
and she couldn't believe it.
Like, it was crazy
because I remember when I told her,
like, when she couldn't
afford me them basketballs,
she was all like,
you know what,
I'm about to get this paper route job.
She's like, no, you're not.
I'm like, yes, I am.
I'm like, I'm about to go
in the suburbs
and knock on these people's doors
and deliver paper.
She's like,
and they're going to kidnap you
and they're going to snatch you
in their house.
And then when I showed her
that first check, she's like, oh yeah, keep doing it, keep doing it're going to snatch you in their house. And then when I showed her that first check,
she's like,
oh yeah,
keep doing it,
keep doing it.
So it was like,
you know what I'm saying?
You know how it is.
Mom don't want you
to lead a nest,
but then when you provide
and you paying phone bills
and you paying,
helping paying rent.
Different responsibility.
There was some times
I came in
and she'd take my little buddy
like,
oh yeah,
we be having rent.
Y'all need this.
You know what I'm saying?
So it was like,
you know,
I became like the man
of the house early.
So yeah.
Yeah. But yeah, that's how that went. So it was crazy'm saying so it was like you know i became like the man of the house early so yeah yeah but yeah that's how that went so it was crazy man it was like my life a whole journey it's a movie now but that that video i know i'll get long-winded but that video that was a video
that like took off of me and like like separated me from like you know being a salesperson because
i didn't know that like if i would have knew what i knew now i probably would have been like a
billionaire because i i know for sure i could have made a. Like, if I would have knew what I knew now, I probably would have been like a billionaire because I know
for sure I could have made a lot of money if I
would have monetized myself early. Because I got like
a lot of friends that's doing social
media and they making
a lot. They making 10 million,
15 million, 20, 30 million, you know what I'm saying?
Off of social media. It's crazy.
You know what I'm saying? And that's what's crazy because like
early YouTubers who was on there, that was crazy.
They probably would have got paid a whole lot of money but didn't nobody know about that. Like Mr. Beast and Jack Paul. You know,'m saying and that's just crazy cuz like early youtubers who was on there that was crazy They've probably got paid a whole lot of money, but did nobody know about this and Jack Paul
You know Jake Paul and then Logan and they going crazy
They get DDG or like they was going crazy for a minute
You know I'm saying even like the do you do unforgivable like that dude was crazy on YouTube
But he was viral as fuck he would have got hey he still would have been around by now facts
Sort of God even ice pick JJ memory what he would have got. Hey, he still would have been around by now. Facts. Swear to God. Even Ice Pick JJ.
Remember him?
The one I used to see?
Oh, he's my Ice JJ fish.
Yeah, Ice JJ.
I said Ice Pick.
You know, I would have
forgot about it.
You might have
heard about Ice Pick.
Ice JJ.
Him and Terrio.
Two of my most hated
people.
Lil Terrio.
I hate that video.
I love Lil Terrio.
The best internet sensation
to me is Fitty Tyson.
Yeah, he was lit too. I swear to God. He got shit me is Fitty Tyson. Yeah, he was lit too.
He got shit cracking.
He from Minnesota.
Yeah, he went crazy.
Remember Fitty Tyson
had the beat for Deacon Wayne?
His best rap beat
of all time.
That was an OG's
back in the day for sure.
You said you played basketball,
so what position did you play?
I played like
shooting guard, small four. Did you get buckets or were you just like you play? I played like shooting guard small four
did you get buckets
or were you just
like out there?
I was doing both
I was out there
at first
and then
you know what I'm saying
like it was crazy
cause like
I don't know
my coach
really ain't had
confidence in me
I don't know what it was
you know what I'm saying
I don't really
you know how you get
them coaches
that like
they know you can play but they like overlook you I'm having that problem right what it was. You know what I'm saying? I don't really, you know how you get them coaches that like, they know you can play,
but they like overlook you.
I'm having that problem
right now with my son.
You know what I'm saying?
Because my son,
he just,
so he was at this school
like Garden City.
You know what I'm saying?
And this is like
his first time
playing professional ball.
Because we street ball.
It's not saying
we like A and 1 and all that.
But when you ain't
playing high school ball,
you know what I'm saying?
You ain't really
used to organized.
But his first year playing organized ball, he aver high school ball, you know what I'm saying? You ain't really used to organized. But his first year playing organized ball,
he averaged like 25.
You know what I'm saying?
He scored 55 points in the summer league.
He was going crazy.
Now I take him over to another school
because he transferred because his coach got fired.
And like, he ain't getting the proper,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm like, bro.
And it's crazy because it started reminding me of myself.
And I feel like this, like,
if your coach like look past you, it take away your confidence.
That's just me, period.
I feel like that.
Nah.
Sit up and talk to everybody.
No, no.
I don't take nobody's confidence.
Talk to Coach G.
No, I'm saying if you really can play right, you know what I'm saying?
It's even like, I'm talking about, he get out there, he go crazy,
but he do like, because, you know, he ain't no organized player you know I'm saying he don't really his IQ ain't there but he
he got the confidence he got like the Kobe mentality but his IQ is like
Patrick Mahomes the basketball you know what I'm saying
he got a player like that on his team so you you get what I'm saying? He got to kill his
team.
He don't
look to
pass.
Somebody be
wide open.
He ain't
going to
pass.
So he
a ball
hog.
That's his
problem.
He came
before the
junior.
He just
trying to
get buckets.
The problem
is he ain't
swinging that
But I'm
saying though
his team
that he
just played
for they
was like
Two and like
Fifteen
So they
You know what I'm saying
So he had no choice
You know what I'm saying
So he go over there
Another school
They going crazy
They been
Winning states
They going crazy
And he still like
On that
I got a ball hog mentality
You know what I'm saying
And it reminded me of me
When I was younger
I say that
That's what I'm getting to
Because when I was younger
I had transferred to a school
That just had won
The state championship So they was loaded Like a potato You know what I'm getting to because when I was younger, I had transferred to a school that just had won a state championship.
So they was loaded like a potato. You know, I'm saying that I come in like I got gay.
You know, I'm saying because I like with the other school I was at, I was averaging like 15, but I was averaging like I ain't play varsity.
I was averaging 15 like on JV, you know what I'm saying? So I get the varsity.
But I'm looking at the people that I'm playing against that's playing autonomy.
I'm like, bro, they is trash. You know what I'm saying? My coach ain't looking at the people that I'm playing against that's playing Motown to me I'm like bro that's trash
you know what I'm saying
but my coach ain't looking
at it as that
and I'm looking at like
if you put me in
like it was like
you know how like a team
get blew out
and then they put you in a game
that's what he was doing with me
but like as soon as he
put me in a game
after they down by
either they down by a lot
or they winning by a lot
that's when I get in
as soon as I get in
I score about
8 to 10 points
real quick
and I'm looking at it like,
bro, I could have helped y'all win if you would have did this.
Damn. You know what we call that where I'm from?
You a 30-30-30 guy.
A what? Get in when you up
30, down 30, or 30 seconds
left. Fuck.
Triple 30.
The real triple 30. That's what we used to call it.
That's it. A 30-30-30 guy.
That judge is clean. You can wear that in your chair. That's what we used to call it. 30, 30, 30. That judge is clean.
You can wear that in your pants.
That's hilarious.
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Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast Deep Cover out now,
all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials,
many of which, turns out, were not true.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly,
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overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000
goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start
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Talk to us about that cleaner, bro.
We want to know about that cleaner that you got going around.
Oh, yeah.
What made you just feel confident enough to take that around the world
like you've been doing?
Man, I believed in it, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it worked, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that's one of my favorite jokes.
I say, most of the cleaners you use are like a pregnant lady. It don't work. So, like, I was sold, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's one of my favorite jokes. I say, most of the cleaners you use are like a pregnant lady.
It don't work.
So, like, I was sold, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I tell people all the time, I'm not a prostitute, but I'm going to sell myself.
So once I get people to love me, then the rest is history.
And that goes back to, like, my first video.
My first video that went crazy, I felt like that was God's plan.
And I ain't Drake, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying it just happened like that because, like, I worked for, like, it was an inner city company.
Like, they was hiring kids from the inner city, like Chicago, like Milwaukee, Indiana.
We have people from Indiana, New York.
Like, they was in, like, the hood.
You know what I'm saying?
It was a black, predominantly black company.
And they hired inner city kids and they gave them a job and opportunity.
And we traveled the world selling the cleaning product.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was looking at how long I was doing it.
And I seen a lot of people come in.
I seen people come and go.
I seen people that got fired.
I seen people that quit, that couldn't, you know what I'm saying, keep up.
And I seen people that was like managers and been there like a long time.
And I was like, bro, I've been doing this for like 10 plus years.
And I'd have seen, no exaggeration, I'd have seen over 500,000 to a million salespeople that come in the doors. You know what I'm saying? Since my whole
time being out, I remember one time, like this dude fired like 10, 15 people in one meeting.
And he was like, I'll replace you quicker than a button on my shirt. So he, his mentality,
like, I really ain't care if you was fit for the job because I got hundreds of salespeople that's
working under me. You know what I'm saying? So I looked at it like,
my whole goal was like,
you know what?
I don't never want to feel like
that person you just fought,
you know what I'm saying?
So what happened was that
I really like put a lot in,
like I took the meat,
spit out the bones,
and I really like eat,
sleep, and drink,
then I fell in love with my,
you know what I'm saying?
I love your story, bro.
But take the meat
and spit out the bones.
That is nuts. No, I did. No, no, no, but take the meat and spit out the bones. That is nuts.
No, I did.
No, no, no, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
No, I know.
It's not the white podcast.
You're okay.
No, because I know y'all about to say pause.
Yeah, yeah.
I was waiting on pause.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
I didn't want to stop you, but we didn't get you out of the pocket.
Our fan base will never let us look at that.
They would be like, oh, they hold back now.
They hold back.
Take out the beach, put out the boat.
Boy, she a demon.
That's funny.
Yeah, so no, really, that's my point is that I was really like soaking the game up.
This is my first time running into a black millionaire.
It's like Obama.
You know, like, you see the first black president.
Now people think they could be a president.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you see a first, like, I'm going to be honest.
Like, all of us was like, we wanted to be like Jordan.
You feel me?
That's why Jordan.
Because, like, coming up, we ain't really had, like, no role models in the NBA.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
That was, like, my role model.
I wanted to be like Jordan, coming from the hood.
And I seen, like, this dude.
I'm like, okay, anybody can make it to the NBA.
So when I seen this first millionaire that I'm in front of and he's showing me that I could become a millionaire, too, just by, you know what I'm saying?
Like they said you could follow somebody to a restaurant, still starve.
You follow the wrong leader.
So this like person that was like a prime example, somebody from the hood, you know, didn't give up.
And now he's successful. So I remember
asking, I was like, how you become a millionaire? How do you, you know what I'm saying? How you
become successful? And he was like, it ain't how much money you make, it's how much you save. He
was just giving me different pointers, stick to the pros so you won't get conned. You know what
I'm saying? Just give your artists all you might need, different cliches. And that's what I did.
I started reading a lot of books and studying myself because they say some people die at the
age of 18, they don't get buried till they 70. i was like you know what i'm just gonna keep giving my best and i started reading
a lot but what really caught my attention was the cleaning product i'm actually like in my room
cleaning stains off my shoes you know what i'm saying and i was going crazy i remember when i
was younger i you know how i was when we come forward no shoes you'll wear these shoes the
whole school year yeah like with the toothbrush you know I'm saying so like and I'm already a sneaker here you
know I'm saying it was crazy so really that that elevated me even more you know
I'm so I really became a sneaker here like working for the company cuz I
started making like two to three thousand a week and I was spending like
80% of my check on like I remember I was going crazy with the shoes you know I'm
saying what's the craziest sneaker purchase you got the craziest what
sneaker purchase what's that one you just want one pair or like all together no just one
pair or whatever um the craziest sneaker pair i think i bought like some travis scotts for like
2500. which one which ones um they was the uh the ones me and her had got they uh they did it once
the jordan ones the browns they would, the brown ones. Okay, yeah.
Low top or high?
The high top.
High top, yeah.
What was that first sneaker that made you become a sneakerhead?
The first one for me probably had to be the Charles Barkley.
Yeah, the black and white ones.
Oh, the CB14s?
Yeah, that made me a sneakerhead.
When them dropped, I was like, I gotta have shoes,
brother.
I'm gonna be honest with you,
the Space Jams was like,
yeah,
it was either the Space Jam
or the ones like these,
but they was called the,
remember the,
all right,
they had the North Carolina
ones like these.
Columbia.
Columbia.
They had the original these,
what's they called?
The Concourse?
Yeah,
the Concourse.
It was out of them three.
Because it was people,
they was,
I don't know if y'all know,
but like back in the day,
people was really getting killed
for the Jordans.
Like, I swear to God,
like, I'm talking about like,
I'm talking about,
it was crazy.
It was like a,
it's crazy how like
the society is though.
Like, people,
like, we used to have
a lot of warfare line.
Like, I ain't,
only time I seen a line like that
was two times. I seen a warfare line wrapped around, people had to go get, we used to have a welfare line. Like, I ain't, only time I seen a line like that was two times.
I seen a welfare line wrapped around, people had to go
get, you know what I'm saying, their EBT
or whatever, they had to get, like, the food stamps.
And I seen a line wrapped to go get
some Jordans. And I was like, this is
crazy. Because I ain't never seen a line
wrapped around to go get a job.
I was like,
you know what I'm saying? So, it was like, they
brainwashing us, you know what I'm saying? It was crazy. But the thing is, is that, that's what really, like, I was a sneaker because I was like, why are we there? You know what I'm saying? So it was like they brainwashing us. You know what I'm saying?
It was crazy.
But the thing is, is that that's what really like, I was a sneaker because I was in one of those lines.
I think I was in both of the lines.
You went there first, then went there second.
Out of the gate.
Fact.
So, yeah, but that's what I said.
That's what really me became.
Because I swear, we stood in the line for like six hours.
My mom was tripping.
But she, like, she was tripping because I had to give her some of the money. me you came because i swear we stood in the line for like six hours my mom was damn but she like
she was tripping because i had to give her some of the money it was like after i bought these shoes
and whatever was left for my paper i had to get rid of it so she stood that line with me who is it
it's the fact you know what i'm saying but yeah that's like i that's like i knew i was a sneaker
head when i stood in the line for like six hours for some shoes. Yeah, you better than me. Yeah. I've camped out before.
I can't go back to that.
That shit crazy. We was really
sitting outside in the cold for some shoes.
But you had a motherfucker's ass. Before I had that paper
out, and that's why I feel like that sales
changed my life because, man, I used to
be, man, I used to like hit licks
like crazy. Like, we call it hitting licks,
but I really was hitting licks on my own family.
I remember I stole from my grandma and tried to help her find it.
Oh, shit.
You did what?
What did you steal from Graham, bro?
I stole from my grandma's pocketbook and I was trying to help her
find it.
Did you write yourself a check?
Out the pocketbook.
Nigga, how old was you when you was doing that?
I was like 10 or 11.
That's what I feel like.
You was young. The real Nigerian. Look at how old you was when you was doing that. I was like 10 or 11. That's what I said. Like, I swear to God.
You was young.
You scammers.
But that's what I'm saying.
The real Nigerian.
No, it was crazy.
That's what I said.
I was going crazy for the shoes.
Like, I remember I took my mama's check and bought my friends some shoes.
We both bought some.
I bought us some N-Words.
Stealing a check for the N-Words is crazy. You was about to be homeless for the N-Words?
Not the N-Words.
They should have locked your ass up.
The two toes?
The two toes?
Yeah, they had like the M1s.
The Lance Stevenson's.
Hey, but he was just like, me and my nigga got to have them.
That's crazy.
We were both for our asses, but that was the M1s.
I was like.
Stealing for the M1s.
That might be the craziest story
on they lineage
for sure cause it was always
there
y'all could've waited
they never settled up
they was waiting
they wasn't settling down at all
man that's crazy cause
you talking about M1 and we talked about this before
the merch was amazing but the shoes changed a lot the guy. Man, that's crazy because you talking about N1. And we talked about this before. The grad,
they fucking merch was amazing,
but them shoes
changed a lot.
Man, that's probably
the best marketing
brand outside of
Jordan.
I ain't lying.
And besides that,
you don't remember
Jay-Z shoes,
the 50 cent?
I remember.
I think that was
the best marketing
because I did not
like neither one.
I'm more than N1.
And them
Reebok S. Dacardis. I thought I was the man. because I did not like neither one. Not more than M1. No G units. And them Reebok S.Cardis.
Man.
Terrible.
I thought I was the man.
I went to school.
I was getting cooked by principals, the kids.
You had both of them?
I swear to God.
Man, I had both of them.
I swear to God.
So I rocked the S.Cardis.
The principal went crazy on me.
I came back to the next day with the 50s.
He's like, G, G, G, you done.
Did you hit a TikTok?
I walked over with some sadness, some Jesus slippers. I came back the next day with the 50s. He's like, G, G, G, you done. Did you hit a TikTok? Man, I took them to the sidewalk
with some Santa, some Jesus slippers.
I was like, oh, yeah, you ain't gonna get it.
Well, you running both of them back is crazy.
That's a wild pickup.
That's what it was.
That's why I said it was marketing, bro,
because I swear to God on everything.
But Jay-Z was like one of my favorite rappers at the time.
So I was like, man, whatever.
I don't care.
We came out with some gum.
I'm getting that.
Like, that's Jay-Z.
Hey, but Hov had everybody wearing wearing them big ass shirts and cufflinks
I had some S dots
I had them for sure
we've all had a shoe we was like why the fuck we had them
for me it was the Filos with the straps
I never should have had them
give me those over the S dots
out the gate
give me those over the S dots out the gate
forever I love a leather I had the Grand Hill feelers of the game. I'm not out of the game. You don't want it. Forever I love Atlanta.
Is that a strap up?
Yeah.
I had the Grand Hill feelers.
That's it.
And I don't even think I wore those.
Oh, well, I did.
Pause.
Yeah.
You usually let the strap hang for so long.
Don't disrespect me.
I would never.
You had two straps, dude.
The double.
Excuse me?
Your feelers had two straps.
No, I didn't.
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We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now.
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this nigga got more highlights of swinging on people than he do
like mixtapes of getting buckets
he got more people than he done kicked, punched, and slapped
than he has left
how many games you think you deserve though?
how many games you think you deserve?
it ain't look like
I'm gonna be honest the way he hit him
it ain't really look like he like
he did hit him though but it wasn't like no like one of them sock you like you know like I'm gonna be honest the way he hit him it ain't really look like he like I'm saying
he did hit him though
but it wasn't like
no
like one of them
sock you
like you know what I'm saying
it was like one of those
okay I'm gonna
you know what I'm saying
I'm gonna do it intentionally
but you ain't really gonna know
I did it intentionally
he did
that's his nigga for real
you know what I'm saying
if you look at him
he ain't just
he ain't just like
I'm saying
I watched the highlight
like 10 times bro
I took my own bleacher
to you know what I'm saying sports center to like he ain't really, like, I'm saying, I watched the highlight like 10 times, bro. I took my own bleacher to, you know what I'm saying, sports center to eat.
Like, he ain't really just, like, I'm saying, like.
You saying face to face.
I'm saying this dude big as hell.
He's what, Draymond, like 6'9"?
Yeah, Narcissus is about 6'1".
I'm saying, like, this dude would have had a bruise.
The way they showed him, like, I'm saying, like,
I done seen people get hit by little kids and they come out a
whole different way.
You know what I'm saying?
You showing him some grace.
No, I'm just saying, he ain't really hit him that hard.
I ain't go like he did.
I feel like, okay, that was a flagrant, okay, he can get suspended one game, but we ain't
going to overcook our grits.
Like, he just, you know what I'm saying?
KB, we love Draymond, but you cannot punch a nigga at work and be suspended for one day
and no matter where you work at.
If you at Waffle House and you hit a nigga, well, not Waffle House.
They be on that. You go work at the store and hit a nigga
one time, you're probably 10, bro.
He just wild out.
He just choked a nigga on TV.
Yeah, he did do that. Now, that choke, that was
crazy. That's crazy.
Do you think that was worse than Latrell Sprewell?
Hell nah.
That's what I'm saying.
That nigga choked the coach That nigga told the coach
That nigga told the coach
But oh
Coach deserves that
Yeah he's
What coach deserves that
That's what I think
I think Draymond
Would've watched
One of the Latrell Sprewell
Highlights
Draymond just got
A trailer shit
I'm sick of this shit
Draymond got a trailer shit
So whatever he gets
Nah I think that's
What he been doing
He been watching
A lot of NBA fights
Cause he did one of
Those Reggie Millers That was one of those Reggie Millers.
That was one of those
Reggie Millers
with the Indiana Pacers
back when he was...
Suck-ass name.
That's a sucker right there.
Shout out to Draymond.
Yo, man.
Yeah, Draymond.
Get well, bro.
Get well.
For Draymond.
Till it's backwards.
Get well soon.
Nah, that's my guy, man.
Hey, niggas on Twitter
saying,
Draymond seen Jeff last reel
with B-Elite.
I'ma what up you nigga
shut up
don't shout that out
no I did have a question though
about the
you and Timberland
collab
how that come about
how you
just pull up on that
man
shout out to Timberland man
I'ma be honest
I don't work with a lot of people
but man
he like number one on my list
him and Dame Lillard
they like neck to neck
shout out to Dollar yeah Dame my dude man but but yeah timberland basically like he reached out to me
he was like bro i remember like yesterday because it's funny because i dm damey a little like
it was like october the 19th like 2000 and like it was october you know the 19th or october the 9th
2019 and i was like let me know if you need a funny sales i don't don't know. He was doing like some type of, he did a skit
or he did something with one of my influencer friends.
I was like, fuck.
Oh, he did something else.
Let me reach out.
You know what I'm saying?
So I DM'd him.
It was like 2019.
Right after I DM'd him, he ain't respond.
It's like three years.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm like, okay, he harder to catch than my ex-wife,
boyfriend.
I get it.
Okay.
Bam.
So I do a skit with Timberland, right?
I swear to God, true story. But how it happened is that I'm sitting at the crib. my ex-wife boyfriend i get it okay dang bam so i do a skit with timberland right i swear i got
true story but how it happened is that i'm sitting at the crib this like last year because it's going
on a year it just it just went on a year october so october the like fifth or something 2000 and um
22. i first he defollowed me i'm like this timberland like this versus timberland it's
elia you know what i'm saying so i'm like so i went to i'm like, this Timberland, like, this verse is Timberland, this Aaliyah, you know what I'm saying? So, I'm like, so I went to him,
I'm like, yeah, that's Timberland, Timber the King. So, then
he DM'd me. He said,
bro, you a genius, man.
He's like, I don't know how you do it, but some way, somehow
I gotta work with you. So, I was like,
I was, like, shocked. I'm like, damn,
this Timberland. Because this, like, I'd have had, like, other
celebrities reach out, like, Waka, you know what I'm saying?
Other people, like, that, a lot of people
that actually reached out. But this was the one that, like, DM'd me and, like, he was like, bro, I'm impressed with your work, you know what I'm saying? Other people like that, a lot of people that actually reached out.
But this was the one that like DM me and like, he was like, bro, I'm impressed with your work.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, and I always follow Timbaland.
Like a lot of people from Detroit love him just because of Leah.
You know what I'm saying?
The Leah movement, you know what I'm saying?
Rest in peace, Leah.
But anyway, so I was like, this is Timbaland.
So I sent him my number.
I was like, hit me, let's work.
And he FaceTimed me right then and there. He was getting a workout. He was like, what you do? I'm like, man. He was like, hit me, let's work. And he FaceTimed me right then and there.
He was getting a workout.
He was like, what you do?
I'm like, man, nothing. That's crazy.
He was like, so is that product real?
I'm like, yeah.
He was like, all right, I want you to come out to my crib.
I want to do some content with you.
I'm like, for real?
He's like, yeah.
I drove the next day.
I swear to God.
I drove all the way to Miami, like 22 hours.
I swear to God.
From Detroit?
Hell yeah.
Drove straight to his crib.
Told him.
I was like, bro, I just drove. He's like, oh like oh yeah we about to definitely do some work and so then the first
thing he's like all right so tell me how to tiktok work because he you know he old school like will
ferrell you know i'm saying so he was like tell me how to tiktok work you know i'm saying so i
told him how like you monetize and when you post a post boom boom and all so then we did a video
at his door you know i'm saying he had his daughter's shoes right there we did a video at his door. You know what I'm saying? He had his daughter's shoes right there. We did like seven,
eight videos.
And then he,
it's crazy.
Cause like,
I started DMing everybody.
He was like,
huh,
uploaded,
do the collab.
I DMed LeBron,
David.
Like I did.
Damn right.
Like I started like,
this is my opportunity.
You know what I'm saying?
I started DMing Drake,
Lil Wayne,
boom,
you know what I'm saying?
Like acting like,
you know what I'm saying?
And he was like,
he started laughing.
He was like,
boy,
you a fool.
Nigga, I'm trying to work. I'm trying to get up. I'm saying? Like, acting like, you know what I'm saying? And he was like, he started laughing. He was like, boy, you a fool. Like. Nigga, I'm trying to work.
I'm trying to get.
I'm taking over my opportunity.
But the craziest thing, right?
When it uploaded, that junk went viral overnight.
I'm talking about everybody following me.
The Game, Damian Lillard, Waka Flocka, Rich Homie Quan.
Like, everybody you can name that you see me working with is because of Timberland.
You know what I'm saying?
That's fire.
So, shout out to Timberland with is because of Timberland. You know what I'm saying? That's fire. So shout out to Timberland.
Shout out to Timbo.
A lot of people, like they don't understand, like it ain't what you know, it's who you
know.
And I feel like he said, he said, bro, the world don't know who you is.
I got to expose you to the world.
He's like, I'm telling you right now.
He was like, I'm a genius.
He's like, just like I deal with Ludacris.
You know what I'm saying?
When I found Ludacris.
Now he felt like when we had just set the record store, he just said the same thing.
We just did it.
I'm really, he's like, just like I did Missy. He's like, I'm telling
you, bro, you got what you like. I don't know
what it is, but man, you got to be partners. We got to do
something. Oh, I just got to show the world because like
you a genius. And I swear to God
after that, like, like, you know, I'm
saying we've been on every since,
you know, I'm saying this like my dude, he meant
to me telling me like, it's crazy. Like
it's crazy. Like that
was the Gucci show. The Gucci shoe video that went crazy.
No, we did, like, seven videos.
Which one went viral?
All of them.
I swear to God.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know y'all had them.
I saw the Gucci shoe one live.
We did.
So we did, like, five of them on TikTok, and then three of them we posted, like, on Instagram.
But the three we posted on Instagram, one had, like, 1.7 million.
Another had, like, 1.5. Another, another had like 1.5, another had like
1.1. All of them went viral.
You know what I'm saying? But the first
video that we posted when I clinked this daughter's
shoe, that's the video that went viral
overnight, and then everybody started following
me, you know what I'm saying? But that's what my point was
that I had DMed Damien Lillard. I swear to God,
like I DMed him, right? In 2000.
I remember like yesterday, I was like, man, this is
God. I remember, because that's like
one of my highlights of 2022. You know how
everybody had like, my biggest highlight,
my biggest highlight was me and Timberland
and Damien Lillard DMing me, because like he's one
of my favorite players, you know what I'm saying? And like
that's why I DM'd him, and then for him
to like DM me, like it was like, soon as
Timberland uploaded that video,
I swear to God, he laughed, right?
First he was like, he followed me, I'm like, Damien Lillard, oh, that's crazy. And then he was video, I swear to God, he laughed, right? First, he was like, he followed me.
I'm like, hey, man, what's up?
Oh, that's crazy.
And then he was like, I need a funny salesman, LOL.
So he said LOL because he saw that post from like three, you know what I'm saying?
It was three years later.
And then he hit me up like, bro, I'm about to drop this album.
I want to fly you out.
Boom.
I want you to do like a salesmanman um like little sales product like selling my album
then he was a man his word you know i'm saying his album came and then we just linked up this
summer we did like a skit then we just linked up again um milwaukee bucks he had signed my
kid's jersey and stuff so yeah that's my dude man but like that's what i'm saying the top two people
that because i done met a lot of people you know a pair of lips to say anything i'd have had all
type people be like man i want to work with you. And then they leave you on read.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like one of them pads.
So I was like, man, this is crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
So I was like, man, like, but yeah.
But shout out to Timberland, bro.
That's my dude.
Him and Damian Lillard.
Them my one and two right there.
Like out of air.
I done met a lot of people, bro.
But them two was like solid.
I done met like Nick Cannon. Solid, too. Shout out to Nick Cannon. Like, because he's solid. It met a lot of people bro but them two was like solid i don't like nick callan solid too shout out to nick cannon like because he's solid it's a lot of
people i done met but it all came from door to door that's why i was like it's crazy because
i was really like a homeless salesman and that one video like changed my life you know i'm saying
but i feel like i'm gonna be honest with you shout out to her though my wife because once i got
married and like like i feel like once i'm not
saying like it's the key is to get married but it's like you need that person that like you know
i'm saying to like because you nobody can't i don't care what nobody say nobody can't do this
by they sell everybody need help you know i'm saying but if you got like she be holding me down
because i travel a lot i do this i'll be there she take care of everything like right now we just
left the kids and you know i'm saying so she So she like, she, so like, I feel like, like, cause I
went viral. Like I said, 2010, I ain't found out till 2017. I was still struggling, still trying
to find my way, still trying to learn myself, still like messing with different females,
still trying to figure, you know what I'm saying? Really went on taking care of my kids like I
supposed to. And then like, once me and her got back together, we just had this plan. We was like,
look, we got to do this for the kids. We got to go ahead and settle down I'm supposed to. And then like, once me and her got back together, we just had this plan. We was like, look, we got to do this for the kids.
We got to go ahead
and settle down,
boom, boom.
And then everything,
the success really started happening.
You know what I'm saying?
So I feel like,
if it weren't for her,
like behind every great man
is a great woman.
You know what I'm saying?
So I got to give,
you know,
her props too.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out to the wife.
And I fuck with that Fergie.
I know your phone though.
That's my shit though.
The Fergie?
The Fergie-licious?
I fuck with that shit.
That's on your playlist? She starved though. That's my shit, though. The Fergie? The Fergalicious? That's on your playlist?
She starved here.
That's one of my shits.
Tension on wifey's crazy.
Y'all fucked it.
Hey, but speaking of Milwaukee,
I've been tagged
in too many fucking posts this week.
I don't know if you've seen it
because you don't get on Twitter.
Nah.
But their video of you
in the huddle next to Giannis
when he's like yelling at the team
and you like standing
with your hands.
It's funny. Hold on. I wouldn't need it. I told y'all I wasn't
paying no attention to it.
What was he saying right there, T?
Don't you worry. I got you. It's funnier than a
motherfucker. I probably wasn't listening.
Oh, man. I was looking like
nigga, hurry up so I can sit down.
That was my seat. They was yelling at me.
Hurry up. What the fuck was he saying? I gotta do a skit with Giannis, though, when up. So I can sit down. That was my seat. They was the other day. Nigga, hurry up. What the fuck was he saying?
I gotta do a skit with Ganesh,
though,
when I get back to Milwaukee.
What you talking about?
Ganesh.
You gotta do Ganesh.
What's his name?
Fucking Ganesh.
Ganesh.
Y'all fucking with that?
Nah,
I see your skit with Safaree
and Steely and Stevenson.
What the hell was they doing? Let me get his name.
What's his name?
Because me and my kids, we call him God and stuff.
Godness is great.
His name is Giannis.
Giannis, yeah.
That G is a whisperer.
That G is a whisperer.
Whisperer to G.
I see you with Len Stevenson and Safaree, man.
These niggas was
working out
with they shirt off
man
I didn't know
what the fuck
are they doing
how you interrupting
the freaky workout
like that bro
that's a new tabo
no that's funny
so look
shout out to
Chris Gotti
you know
Irv Gotti
so and shout out
to D-Ray Davis
man I see
like we
yeah D-Ray Davis
that's my dog
so yeah we gotta get him on here he, that's my dog. I love him.
Yeah, we got to get him on here.
He hilarious.
That's my dude.
So anyway, we did Wildin' Out together, and I was doing, like, open mics and stuff because they've been, like, I just met Kevin Hart.
Everybody, all the comedians, their whole goal is to get the people that do social media to do stand-up.
They like, man, you got to get on that stage.
So I started going to open mics, you know what I'm saying?
I ran into a lot of influencers in Miami.
Shout out to my boy, Mr. Red and Mike.
They made it happen.
I did like an open mic, you know what I'm saying?
And then they was like, bro, D-Ray Davis wants you to open up for him.
I was like, bet.
You know what I'm saying?
So when we had the show, Chris Gotti, they was filming a movie.
You feel me?
He had Lance Stevenson and Safaree there.
They came to the show
and then the stand-up,
I did pretty good.
Like, that was like
my first, like, show,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, opening up.
So, I knew I did good
because after the show,
he was like,
bro, we got to put you
in this movie.
You were hilarious.
Chris Gotti said that,
you feel me?
So, I pulled up on set
and Safaree was there
and Lance Stevenson.
And they both already knew who i was you know i've
been going viral so safari's like man what are clean he's like you know what's funny man and
like he talks he's like he's like you know what's funny i just saw you on my tiktok yesterday and
i'll see you today he's like that's crazy he's like i ain't never heard of you till yesterday
i'm like that's what safari said so anyway lance like bro we got to do a skit we got to do a skit
so then i was like all right let's do it So they was doing like a push-up competition.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what they, and I just walked over there, boom, boom, and then that's how the skit happened.
I just walked over there.
Because we was about to start filming.
I already knew.
And it was a good thing I did it right then and there.
Because I promise you, I was on set for like 12 hours.
And I only had one little three, I think it was three seconds.
I had like a three-second scene.
I'm like, I've been here 12 hours.
I only got three seconds. You know what I'm second scene I'm like I've been here 12 hours I only got three seconds
like you know what I'm saying
I'm lying
it was like five
five seconds
ten seconds
but I know for sure
it went over ten seconds
you know what I'm saying
was this a Tooby movie?
huh?
is this a Tooby movie?
where is this movie at?
because Sephora and Lance Stevenson
I need to see it
yeah
I have got to watch
it's called Ballers
it's gonna be crazy though
it's gonna be
it's definitely going to,
it's like an all-star cast.
They got a lot of people in it.
But my set right there, I was with them, too,
because I had to pitch, like, Safari when he was coming in.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
So I had, like, a little quick little salesman scene right there.
But just for them to do that little alley-oop to me,
I appreciate it.
So shout out to, you know what I'm saying,
Irv, I mean, Chris Gotti and Lance Stevenson and Safari
for, you know, looking out on that set
and the skit went crazy
you know what I'm saying
but yeah it was
I saw that opportunity
and I was like
man I gotta go ahead
and do it right now
cause I already knew
if I wouldn't have did it
I wouldn't even
you know
they would have been tired
we was on set for 12 hours
they wasn't trying to do no skits
that's out of pocket
for you to be there
on set that long
they couldn't give you
a couple scenes
that's crazy
doing stand up though
motherfucker ever booed you
hell no I ain't that good They can give you a couple scenes. That's crazy. Doing stand-up, though. Motherfucker ever booed you? Hell no.
I ain't never.
Hey, yo, boy.
Just saying, nigga.
I don't play.
I don't play working.
I know.
I already know what to do.
I'm cooking people.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going crazy.
Yeah, that's the first thing.
I'm going crazy.
And I'll be honest.
Somebody was about to boo me.
And as soon as he was like, boo, boo.
That's what you smell like.
You know what I'm saying? Like, as soon as I heard boo about to come out, it's over with. You know what I'm going to be honest, somebody was about to boo me. And as soon as he was like, boo, boo, that's what you smell like. You know what I'm saying?
As soon as I heard boo about to come out, it's over with.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, so you'll be on the radar with that shit.
Yeah.
Hey, you brought Safari like the ancient man.
That's your favorite video with him in the Gatorade jacket.
Nah, that's your favorite video.
Safari can go to hell.
Damn, what are you doing?
A lot, too much.
You must have took one of your females.
Bishop, my father. Safari took one of your females. Bishop, my boy.
I'm not speaking on that man.
First of all,
salesman is fair.
That nigga's a salesman.
He be telling.
He's a professional.
Who he told me?
Y'all keep bringing
Tron some white ass
niggas on this show
so now
he a new Tron
alright Logan
I ain't Tron
I'm cool
he survived
hey y'all
definitely gotta get him
he going crazy
if he survives
he get here
god damn
oh speaking about that
he was doing stand up
man what you doing
if something like that happened?
Man, I ain't doing...
Like, first of all,
when I do stand-up,
me and him,
two different people,
so it ain't even gonna get like that.
Yeah.
You know what's funny?
Like,
K-Camp invited me to his party, right?
And it's crazy,
because I...
Chief Keef,
that's another solid one, too.
I ran into him
at the Javante Davis fight
he was like
bro I respect what you do bro
cause you make killers laugh
so like
I say that to say
it's like
everybody love me
you know what I'm saying
because laughter
the best medicine for the heart
and I don't be like
I'm be
whatever you put in the universe
whether it's negative
positive
the universe
gonna come right back
full of flesh
so if you throw
and that's why
I love like
like I
that Cam Newton
and shout out to Cam Newton
because I just did
his podcast too
we went there
me and my wife
we drove there
with our sister
we went there
and you know
it was live
so like
shout out to Cam
because like
he's solid
but like
you could tell like
and I'm going to be honest
when I saw that interview
I was like man
I look at Charleston White
a total different person
because I was like
I ain't going to lie.
At first, I just thought this dude was just an ignorant dude.
Didn't give a mess about nobody.
You know what I'm saying?
And it ain't what you said.
It's how you said.
But then when I watched the interview, I was like, this dude actually intelligent.
This dude actually is powerful.
Even when he said, you know what?
I gave y'all what y'all wanted.
You know what I'm saying?
And then he started talking about how, you know, the rate with the STDs and the kids don't know.
You know what I'm saying? The education. I was like, okay, that makes sense. Because don't know, you know what I'm saying,
the education,
I was like,
okay,
that makes sense
because we needed this,
you know what I'm saying,
especially our black community,
but it's just the message,
how you deliver it,
that's what really,
you know what I'm saying,
because you can't put negative,
like,
especially this generation,
bro,
I talk to a lot of kids,
I got a lot on myself,
so I'm telling you,
mental health is at
this all-time high
and I'm going to tell you
right now,
you can't tell no kids
nothing this age
the way you talk.
They'll go get a gun
real quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you think you're
talking to,
you really got to like
baby into it.
And I'm sorry to say
that I'm an 80s baby.
Like back then,
when I came up,
if I did something wrong,
my mama whooping my ass,
it was my French Montana,
my sister,
my auntie,
my uncle,
the principal,
everybody.
Remember the paddles?
Now you go to jail, you with your kids.
You know what I'm saying?
You go, it's a rap.
So this new generation, and then they favorite rappers, NBA Youngboy.
So you got to understand, he talk about killing.
That's his favorite rapper too.
You know what I'm saying?
So like my favorite rapper, like that's why it was a pleasure, man.
What made my trip this art bezel was I met Christopher Wallace Jr., bro.
That was my favorite rapper of all time.
The Victoria's Big.
When I met him, I told him, I said, bro, this made my trip.
Because that's what I grew up to listening to hustlers,
talking about getting some money, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z, Nas, Biggie Smalls.
I went growing up listening to, oh, Papa Perk put in Molly.
That's why the whole world about to be Slippin' Mickeys.
Slippin' Mickeys.
That's all they talk about.
The whole world about to turn into R. Kelly.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
The whole world can't turn to R. Kelly.
We can't do that.
I'm serious.
We have one R. Kelly song.
I'm serious.
But you see, everybody.
Allegedly.
First, it was R. Kelly, then Bill Cosby, not Diddy.
Oh, Bill Diddy.
Then it's going to be, like, it's crazy. R. Kelly then Bill Cosby not Diddy then it's gonna be
like it's crazy
nah
because this in the music
and then look at what's going on
the list is growing
like yeah
I don't wanna put it all
on this generation though bro
man it's 80% of that
I probably don't care
how you wanna put it
nah I ain't putting it up
because
we grew up on Boosie
we grew up on
3 6 Mafia
them was the first things
in the rapper industry
that we grew up on we grew up on all that shit soia. Them was the first things in the rapper industry that we grew up on.
We grew up on all that shit.
So this is my only pushback to that.
I'm not putting that on NBA Youngboy.
I do fuck with them.
Yes, everybody know.
Chief Keef, I do put that.
But we had our own.
Nigga, we ain't grow up listening to no gospel music.
Yeah, those are the safe rappers.
Jay-Z, Biggie, and all them.
But we grew up to Boosie.
All them parties we was going to, nigga, but we grew up to Boosie all them parties
we was going to
nigga
they wasn't playing
Boosie, Webby
that's what they was playing
you gotta be born in the 90s right
no I was born in 87 bro
oh you was the end though
okay
nah I was the outer
you was technically like
born in the 90s
nah bro
but I'm saying though
you didn't
I know you got a good point
but I'm looking at like
alright like
take it from here
when we was listening to music back then, bro, it was only two people.
It was East Coast and West.
That was Biggie and Tupac.
Them the only two that died.
Nigga, I can name 20 to 30 rappers that have died within the last 10, 15 years.
No, absolutely.
And they either died from beefing with each other or they died from popping perks, Molly, or mental health.
Like, I'm telling you right now, bro, when I was coming up,
bro, I'm going to be honest with you. I was dealing with depression, and I was sad,
but I ain't never wanted to off myself.
And I had a counselor that I can go talk to.
You know what I'm saying?
It ain't like it's all time, but I'm telling you, it's in the music.
It's in, like, if this person negative, and he can sell a billion streams,
and he talking about he ain't want to live last week,
and this little girl that don't got $10
in her pocket
and her mama
she been in a household
with broken promises
all day
then it's the same thing
you know what I'm saying
like you gotta look
at Lil Peep
like I'm with my son
I ain't even know
who Lil Peep was
and my son was like
dude you remind me
of Lil Peep
how the fuck
I would remind you
of Lil Peep
who the fuck
is Lil Peep
yeah I know
Lil Pump
yeah I know Lil Pump too and then, I know a little pump too.
And then I went,
I was like,
this nigga commit suicide.
Damn.
But this dude,
you know,
I don't know what made him say that.
I don't know.
I was having one of my moments.
I was in an angry mood.
You know what I'm saying?
I was like, bro,
you will never catch me
like that again.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm looking at all of these,
like, you know what I'm saying?
That the dad do drugs.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's a lot of them that,
don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that we got perfect rappers but and that's one of my main
message why i put a lot of like positivity in what i do you know i'm saying like i'm always trying to
inspire i'm always trying to push positive inspiration to people good energy you know i'm
saying because like the devil was winning bro i don't care how you put it you know i'm saying a
devil like an idle mind is a devil workshop.
You know what I'm saying?
Very true.
And it's, like, taking over.
You feel me?
And speaking of Boosie, like, shout out to Boosie because I just went viral again because of Boosie.
You know what I'm saying?
My boy, shout out to Million Dollar Key.
He hit me up.
He's like, bro.
And shout out to ATM, Boosie Manager.
They both hit me like, bro, we wanted to surprise Boosie
for his birthday. Well, look, you got to do a skit with him,
but he having a movie premiere, you know
what I'm saying? So again, I drove all
the way out there. You feel me?
You know, mom put it on the road, my nigga.
You got an electric car?
Your gas mom's crazy. How the fuck I got a Tesla?
That nigga drove to Miami.
Electric feet.
I got these black and white SS
shoes and socks.
You know what I'm saying?
They're going to go crazy.
Put a lot of mileage on these.
You know what I'm saying?
So, yeah.
But when you traveling so long,
that's what we did.
We used to travel
state to state in vans.
So I'm so used to driving
here and there.
And I hate planes.
I ain't going to lie.
I travel a lot,
but I hate,
I feel like you're going to die
quicker on a plane
than driving a car.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how I just put it.
You feel me? I'll take my chances. Anything over three hours. I know. But I love, I're going to die quicker on a plane than driving a car. You know what I'm saying? That's how I just put it. You feel me?
I'll take my chances.
Anything over three hours.
I know.
But I loved it.
I mean, come on.
I done been on super flights.
You know what I'm saying?
It's crazy.
But I'm saying I just love traveling.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
So anyway, we drove there.
We was there for like a couple of days.
The first day I went, Boosie was not feeling like, you got to pay me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like how he said on the video.
Trust me, we know.
So I did.
We tried it again.
I went, you know i'm still like how you know the video trust me we know so dude we tried it again i went you know i'm saying and what's crazy is that like i went and did a skit with young blue
then came back and he still was like uh-uh like and i'm like that's crazy you know what i'm saying
and i'm thinking like oh they like he was sure but he didn't even know i did anything with young
blue it was like after the fact you know i'm saying yeah but yeah he yeah, he was like, he was on that, you know? And I
respect it because like at the end of the day, I'm a businessman
too and I see what he's dealing with, you know what I'm saying?
You got people stealing your lyrics. You got people
using your name to make money. I do
monetize like off of my stuff. I'm pretty sure
like this, this the industry we in, you
know what I'm saying? People do monetize, you know what I'm saying?
So like, so shout out to Boosie though, you know what I'm
saying? That's my dude. But everybody's like, man, was that fake?
Everybody's like, no, it wasn't fake.
It was real.
For those out there watching, it was real.
Super real.
We can confirm.
That's why he ain't been in that seat yet.
Yeah.
Shout out to Boosie.
He's staying on business.
Yeah, Boosie ain't going, bro.
He said 25K or more, bro.
I'm sorry, big dog.
That's what he said?
Yeah, we'll catch you on Vlad.
We still love Boosie, though.
We fuck with Boosie crazy, yeah. Boosie honorary nap nigga. Sorry big dog. That's what he said. Yeah, we'll catch you on Vlad
We fuck a pussy crazy
Honor a nap nigga
Miss was baby Sharon's money
Y'all see the video he said ah if I thought you said we get your top five rappers, though?
My top five, of course.
So, number one, I got Biggie Smalls.
Number two, I got Jay-Z.
Number three, I got Eminem.
Shout out to Detroit.
This ain't even in the order because Lil Wayne is number four.
But why ain't that nigga?
Number five is...
So I got Jay-Z, Biggie.
M. M and M.
Wayne.
Wayne.
Give me a random.
And five, I got to go with Drake.
Yo, listen.
He got a very nice list, bro.
Very solid list.
Yeah, you can't really go wrong.
You missed Nas.
Yeah, I ain't going to lie.
See, the reason why I picked Drake
Cause it was out of Drake
Tupac and Nas
Cause
But I'ma be honest with you
I can't be
I gotta really live with this
At the end of the day
And I listen to Drake more than them
Like I'm talking about
Like I've been listening to Drake
Since day one
You know what I'm saying
Like since
So Far Gone
Thank Me Later
You know what I'm saying
I'm talking about
So Far Gone
I'm saying but
I replay
Like So Far Gone
Of course that was like The first like mixtape to me But I'm talking about Thank I'm saying but I replay like so far gone of course that was like
the first like mixtape to me
but I'm talking about
Thank Me Later
like albums like
non-stop
I've been going crazy
every Drake album
have you listened to
Comeback Season
in a long time
Drake
yeah that one of my
favorite songs on there
was uh
dang
I ain't listened to it
lately
yeah
you know that
um um what's her name?
She had that song called, her name is G-O-A-P-L-E.
I know what you're talking about.
I don't know her name.
He did the remix to that song on there.
I do know what you're talking about.
It's called Closer to My Dream.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
He did a remix to that.
That was like one of my favorite songs on there. And then he had this song called, dang, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? He did a remix of that. That was, like, one of my favorite songs on there.
And then he had this song called, uh, dang, I forgot.
I haven't heard it in a minute.
Yeah, it's been a while.
But I'm talking about I made so much money knocking on doors off that album.
Like, that's why, you know what I'm saying?
That's why it messed with me different.
Because, like, that's why I was telling, what's the name's son?
Like, Biggie, bro.
Like, that was the first song that really the first
I'm gonna be honest with you
I heard a lot of hip hop songs
but the first song
that really
like hit me
was Juicy
Super Nintendo
you know what I'm saying
cause I was in the hood
like nigga
I can relate to this
like champagne
I had champagne
when we couldn't have
water and Kool-Aid
you know what I'm saying
it was the only thing
to drink
you know what I'm saying
damn y'all had champagne
yeah hell yeah
we had some super cheap champagne,
some shit that soon as you drink it.
Shout out to the Andre.
Like, yeah, like, we had some.
God damn, that Andre, boy.
You gotta do this.
Wait, that can't be the champagne.
Can't be.
That can't be champagne.
We had champagne.
I remember, like, yesterday.
That was a wine cooler.
That's Mr. Wild House Rose right there.
You ain't know.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
You got a mixtape about it.
I'm just shooting at you
and you had motherfucking Andre
and packed no motherfucking Andre and
no motherfucking ice around the house.
That's the same price.
So my man is making a decision.
That's what I'm saying. My auntie, man,
she was crazy, bro.
Hell yeah, they come up, man, water cut off
and they come over there with some, is she okay?
You ain't got to drink your spit no more.
Hell yeah, it's a wrap. Oh, man, spit no more. God, hell yeah.
It's a wrap.
Oh, man.
That's crazy.
Hey, KP, man.
Appreciate you pulling up, man.
Talk to the people that can find you at my dog.
Man, I'm everywhere like air, man.
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