Club Shay Shay - Club 520 - Mojo Brookzz on becoming a comedian, being on Wild ‘N Out, Justin Fields & Bears
Episode Date: November 27, 2023We’re back with Season 2, Episode 18 of Club 520 where Jeff Teague and the guys are joined by comedian Mojo Brookzz to discuss all things comedy and sports. Mojo tells stories about what made him be...come a comedian, some of his craziest shows, and the people who he looks up to the most in comedy. Mojo then talks about being a cast member of Wild ‘N Out, and discusses what his Chicago Bears should do with quarterback Justin Fields. 00:00 - Introduction04:00 - Mojo craziest show so far09:00 - Starting out doing comedy13:40 - Chuck E. Cheese story17:00 - Thanksgiving sides20:00 - Top 3 comics to go on tour with27:00 - Favorite artists to come out of Chicago31:00 - Learning social media37:00 - Chicago Bears #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, we back.
Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host.
My name is DJ Wells.
Special guest to my left.
We're going to introduce my man's last.
To my far left, we got my dog,
B.Him Bishop out the Prillies.
My dog, how you what?
Cool and nasty.
Let's pot.
You know what I'm saying?
Check the feasts out today.
We know how you what today.
Yeah, regular schedule program.
Let's get to it.
Mojo, you hit?
You hit to the black
With the white lights
Just finish the show
Anytime I see them black forces
I know what time it is
He hit somebody upside
Their head
Before he came in
We recorded earlier too
He woke up on violence
Don't do that
He got all black with it too
He gonna throw the white
Strew strings in there
To throw us out
Now we know what time it is
Like your outfit
You threw us off with that motherfucking
thermo under that leather vest.
Nah, this ain't no thermo.
This is Louis Vuitton.
Oh, yeah.
This is Louis Vuitton.
Louis Vuitton crew neck.
Anyway.
I love it when we start out.
Yeah, my dog to my right, young Nacho, young Tink.
How you doing, man?
I'm good, bro.
I just had these butters, though.
These my hoop shoes for the day.
So you pulling out the bronze now?
Okay.
Them hard for real.
Yeah.
Bullshit.
But to my left, we got a special guest in the building, man.
Midwest kid, you know what I'm saying?
Great comedian.
If you have not seen him on Instagram, that means your algorithm is fucking trash. We got the young legend in the building, man. Midwest kid, you know what I'm saying? Great comedian. If you have not seen him on Instagram,
that means your algorithm
is fucking trash.
We got the young legend
in the making.
Mojo, appreciate you.
Come on now, man.
I appreciate y'all having me, man.
Appreciate it, bro.
Appreciate y'all, for sure.
For sure, man.
We love having Midwest guests on, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's always love that way.
You grew up in Chicago.
What side of Chicago
did you grow up on?
West side.
Okay.
Yeah, West side.
The best side.
So I got to ask,
you know what I'm saying? It's a Chicago disrespect situation going on. You going with Uncle Remus or you going with? West side. Okay. Yeah, West side, the best side. Oh. So I gotta ask, you know what I'm saying?
It's a Chicago disrespect situation going on.
You going with Uncle Remus or you going with Harold's?
Uncle Remus, there's no question.
It's that easy?
Yeah, there's no doubt.
Uncle Remus.
I'm from the West side though.
Uncle Remus is a West side spot, but I've had both.
Harold's, where people really try to compare it to
is like the sauce, the mild sauce.
Harold's got like a, the mild sauce got like a tangy, it's what you like.
It got like a tangy sauce to it where Uncle Remus is like a sweeter, it's like a sweeter sauce.
It just tastes better on the chicken than me.
So I fuck with Uncle Remus.
I agree too, bro. And I actually had Harold's before I ever even had Uncle Remus.
So, you know, Uncle Remus is definitely where it's at.
I mean, this is our resident chef here.
You fuck with Uncle Remus heavy like that too?
Oh, Uncle Remus all day.
Yeah.
It's not even.
Harold's, all right, tells you how I feel about that.
Some of my fucking Arby's sauce on the wings ain't it.
Ain't it, yeah.
You talking about Arby's sauce?
Yeah, it ain't it.
It's like a tangy, it ain't, it's all right.
You know what I'm saying?
I got to be in the taste, I got to be in the mood like the one heroes i gotta buy well harold's got to be like right
there and i'm honking on the eye i get some heroes but when i go to uncle ramus that's because i want
that that's what i want like i'm going to get there for sure we already saw the episode off
with a fried question what was your craziest show up today so far or your most memorable show
craziest show up to date so far or your most memorable show most memorable show man i've had some good nights uh like you telling me like you talking about like some crazy
shit whatever you feel like wild crazy good uh well all the shows have been have been great
the only show like some wild happened was uh i was in dayton ohio at the funny bone
The only show like some wild shit happened was I was in Dayton, Ohio at the Funny Bone.
And I probably was about maybe about 45 minutes into my set.
And this lady was drunk in the back with her guy.
And she didn't like something that I said, I guess.
And she just like stood up and was like, hey, fuck you.
Damn.
I was like, damn, like, what'd I do to you?
And like, you know, all the other people in the crowd, like, they paid to see me.
They like, no, no, fuck you.
Like, so now they with me.
And she, I mean, she, I couldn't even understand what she was saying.
So my security went and, you know, was trying to talk to her.
She still just yelling. I don't even know. She was talking about she had a job and two houses and shit like i don't i don't
even know what i said that triggered this i don't even know if it was me yeah it might have been her
guy i don't know what it was but they but anyways my security escorter out the out the place they
end up putting them both out and um man like two weeks later, I'm in Detroit getting ready to do a show,
and I get a phone call, and they're like, yeah, this is Officer Such and Such
from Dayton, Ohio, and, you know, we're calling in regards to a situation
that we're involving you.
Are you like a celebrity comedian or something?
So I'm thinking somebody playing on my phone.
So I was like, man, if you don't get your bitch ass off my phone
playing on my phone like this.
And I get ready to, you know, hang up.
And he was like, no, this is, you know, this is serious matter.
And when I heard his voice, I'm like, all right.
I'm like, what's going on?
He was like, well, it was an incident between your security
and this lady.
And she's saying that he took her and slammed her on her head outside of the comedy club.
And they want, you know, she's looking to press charges.
You know, we've been trying to get in contact with you.
We talked to your agent and, you know, he said he would give us your number.
But we never got back to shout out to my agent.
But so they end up catching up with me.
And, you know
I had to let them
talk to the security
or whatever
and they looked at the cameras
and you know
none of that stuff
you know
never had happened
but it was just crazy
like people will lie
like people
will just make up shit
you know what I'm saying
just to
trying to get a check
to get a check
and I'm gonna be honest with you
I'm looking at the camera
oh yeah
I don't got nothing for you
I don't got nothing for you not with that, yeah. I don't got nothing for you. I don't got nothing for you.
Not with that Louis on, bro.
Yeah, I don't got nothing for you.
No, we got that Louis.
We're going to figure it out.
We need to double check.
They can get these.
I'll get them these little shoes or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll get them these, but I ain't got nothing for you.
So, yeah, that was probably like the craziest thing that, you know,
probably had ever, you know, happened on ever, you know, happened on a show.
But other than that, like, you know, I got good—I have a really good show.
I do about an hour and a half, and it's just a really good show.
A lot of crowd work.
You know, it's a very interactive show.
It's very personable compared to like
when I do theaters
and stuff like that.
So,
I got one of the best shows
out right now.
So that night,
I don't know what happened.
And you can see the proof,
you know what I'm saying?
My boy doing double shows
in the city here.
Yeah,
and shows, man.
On a Wednesday night.
On a Wednesday night.
I don't care
if it's Thanksgiving tomorrow.
It's still Wednesday.
Yes, it's fun.
But it hit different,
niggas who ain't going
to work tomorrow.
Yeah, it do.
It help a little bit.
Speaking of help, I got to ask, do hecklers help your show?
Do hecklers help my show?
Because I see a lot of times comedians are leaning to that.
A heckler show is just like, oh, I've been waiting for this.
Fuck this whole set.
I got 30 minutes for you.
It depends on who the comic is.
A lot of comedians, if you're a comic that you off the top and you can rock with the crowd,
that's why I said i do a lot
of crowd work so my show is very personable so yeah you know for me you know a heckler can give
me something and i can ride that shit for the rest of the life and i just keep calling them
back and keep calling right when you think i forgot about it i come right back to it you
know i'm saying so for me yeah i i i appreciate a good heckler. Now, the hecklers you don't like is the ones that don't give up.
Yeah, they just keep talking.
They just keep, like, you done already killed them.
Everybody done laughed.
And now you can't move over to the show.
And at that point, it's not fair to the other people that pay money to see the show.
So, you know, it's fun within it.
Like, get it out. You're going to yell out something. Yell it out. Get it out. But money to see the show. So, you know, it's fun within it. Like, get it out. You gonna yell out something, yell it out, get it out.
But-
You fucking up the vibes.
Yeah, don't fuck up the vibes.
And I feel like for you, like,
when they be having people courtside,
like a couple back and forth is cool,
but it's like, all right, now, nigga, shut up.
Yeah, pretty much.
You don't be saying nothing back to people though, do you?
Nah, nah, I used to.
It depend who it was.
Don't hear him say it, yeah.
I wasn't gonna bring it up.
I called a dream a fat nigga.
Something like that.
Shit your fat ass up. Something like that.
What did he say to you, bro?
What did he tell me? Pass the ball?
Shit your fat ass up.
That nigga was chubby back then.
But I was going to ask you,
did you start off doing comedy
on the internet or was you grinding
in the comedy clubs and stuff like that?
Um, so I started doing like skits in like 2014 and then, you know, I was growing like
fast and I was like, man, you know, this is not going to make sense.
Like if I blow on this and being like, they'd be like, Hey, we want you to come do a show.
And then I can't deliver in that aspect.
It's going to hurt you. Um, so I probably started, I started May, 2014. like hey we want you to come do a show and then i can't deliver in that aspect yeah it's gonna hurt
you um so i probably start i started may 2014 by october 2014 i was getting on stage so it kind of
i was running it simultaneously at that point so that way i'm like when i blow i'm gonna be ready
it's real so and i'm ready who you look up to like before you
started actually taking it serious who kind of gave you some inspiration to start doing that
shit for real man i i'm gonna say this what you what you supposed to do like when you destined
for it it'll happen it'll come to you at a time in your life that you're
not even really paying no attention to it like that.
This is what you're going to be.
In fifth grade, I should have knew I was going to be a comedian.
And I say that because we went on spring break and that's when the Kings of Comedy came out.
And everybody was on spring break and we watched it and came back to school.
I'm reciting Bernie Mac's whole set to the classroom.
Go.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm set for set.
People definitely laughing like they my jokes.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm just saying, because a lot of people, you know, a lot of kids I was going to school
with, their parents ain't let them watch that.
Hell nah.
You know what I'm saying?
So I had seen it and I had a love for it then.
I had an, you know, a fatuation with it then.
And I wanted, you know, and I used to always watch comic books and stuff like that.
But not one time of me ever watching this or ever, you know, reciting the jokes or nothing did I ever be like, I'm going to be a comedian one day.
Not never.
So when, like, when it started, like, to really grow on me, I was watching, like watching a lot of Kevin Hart, a lot of Cat
Williams.
You know, that first special that Cat Williams came out with.
That shit.
Dog.
Elite.
A lot of quotables from that.
Wow.
We talk about the Tyler Perry DVD run, but the bootleg Cat Williams stand-ups, bro, hit
crazy in our community, bro.
Crazy.
You said that chick had the baby hat on soccer shoes?
Yeah. In a dress, bro. Yeah. Feet dragging had on the baby had on soccer shoes. Yeah.
And a dress, bro.
Yeah.
Feet dragging across
the floor.
I thought about my
wife the whole time.
It was crazy.
Shout out to the
lineage.
She used to be like
that.
They got it cracking
though.
Like the Spanish
community, like they
started a sneaker ball.
They started a
sneaker ball swag.
They did, low key.
I never thought about that. They started a sneaker ball swag They did low key I never thought about that
They started a sneaker ball swag bro
Cause they always had the dresses
With the sneaks
The Adidas Sambas
And the flyer dress
In a white sock
In a white sock
With the ruffles
Yeah
Damn shout out to the gang man
Thank you to the Mexican community
Hispanic community out there
We appreciate y'all.
We didn't know that they had a contribution to the fashion
world, but we got to show them respect.
Now them Jordans y'all be wearing.
Did you ever have a pair?
What?
La Haciendas.
No, you know, it was a time where
it was cool to wear them Jordans.
Nah, niggas used to hoop. Some team Jordans
ain't that bad, bro.
Daddy Jones?
When them six rings first came out?
No, Mojo, you was out of pocket.
I had them six rings.
Come on now.
But we was out of pocket.
Now we know we was out of pocket, but we didn't know then.
I'll tell you what was crazy, too.
I had them fusions, too.
I was guessing them fusions.
You were on with jeans?
The fusions?
Yeah.
What else you supposed to wear on with?
Nigga basketball
shoot a layup
in the motherfuckers
You ain't wearing
none of those
None of those
that was like
forces though
Yeah
They was like
hard black
The 12 Fusions
The 12 Fusions
Everybody had those
Them was hard
Them Coochie Fives
Fusion Fives
Them was an
expo classic
I had the
Eddie Jordan's
I had the
goddamn Eddie Jones The Spike Lee's was cold The Spike Lee's was cold Them was an expo classic. I had the Eddie Jordan. I had the goddamn...
The Spike Lee.
The Spike Lee was cold.
Eddie Jones, I mean.
Eddie Jones.
The Spike Lee's was cold.
The Spitz likes wasn't too bad.
The Spitz likes still kind of...
They still kind of hit it.
I would still get a...
Y'all wild out.
God, I'm wearing Spitz like this.
You can't go from the...
I would go...
No, I wouldn't let y'all see me in them.
You're going to see me in the gas station?
I'd take my daughter to Chuck E. Cheese
in them or something like that.
Chris Beck.
Yeah, but I ain't going to...
You too big now, nigga. Pause. You take her to Chuck E. Cheese or something like that. You're too big now, nigga Paul.
You take her to Chuck E. Cheese.
They're going to flick your ass up and down.
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Let me tell you something.
I took a Chuck E. Cheese one day,
and it was a birthday party,
and it was a hood birthday party.
You know how them hood birthday parties be like,
everybody don't come inside to tuck a cheese.
The niggas be outside smoking and shit like that.
These niggas out, they hitting a blunt.
Me and my daughter at the thing where you roll a ball in,
they got to go in the little ski ball.
We playing that, man.
Them niggas all day in the window and shit,
just staring the whole time.
So at this point I'm nervous
because it's just me and
her in there so i uh so i was like come on we're gonna uh we're gonna get up out of here and she
was like daddy we just got here and i didn't get to get my prize i'm like baby look i will take you
to the store right now and buy you whatever tour you want this in here it ain't it ain't even
worth us standing right here waiting like these people already know i This shit in here, it ain't even worth us standing right here
waiting. These people already know I'm up in here
and it just...
The thing is, when it be guys
and you see them, and we just all over the place,
but when it be guys seeing me
and they be... And I just said something
about this yesterday. They don't know how this look.
It'll be three of them and I
look over and it'll be...
Like, what? Like, nigga,, and, you know, I'll look over, and it'll be... Like, what?
Like, nigga, what?
Like, what you tapping him for?
Like, say what's up.
Like, what's going on?
Because I can't read your tips right now.
Because I can't read, and I don't know what's happening.
Like, do I need to get ready or what?
Like, what's happening?
That's a fact.
So it gets... Bro, it just be like, all right, damn, did I,
I know where I'm gonna go.
You gotta keep nasty with you.
Oh yeah.
Oh no.
Even on the Chuck E. Cheese.
Nah,
man,
nah.
That's how,
that's how we been.
Nah,
that's how,
man,
that's how we been now,
man.
I don't even go to the grocery store,
man.
I don't even go to the grocery store.
That's crazy.
Hey,
what's funny,
you said Chuck E. Cheese
because black people
treat Chuck E. Cheese
like the club for kids.
Yeah,
they be having sexes
and that motherfucking everything at kids' birthday parties.
And then you know they got the new thing now.
It's called the Chuck E. moment where Chuck E. come out.
They play some music and the kids, they like dancing in front of Chuck E.
And he dropping tickets and shit on them, man.
I ate Chuck E. right now.
I had to get my door up out of the door.
Chuck E. making it rain on them.
Chuck E. and my mama Chuck E. I had to get my door up out of the way. Chucky making it rain on him. Chucky.
Mama Chucky.
Chucky threw about 2,500 tickets on my door to head, man.
She's scrambling on the floor.
I'm like, man, get your ass up.
Damn, Chucky getting them crackers early.
He out of pocket.
That don't happen in the NFL. 2,500 tickets on her head.
That don't happen in the NFL.
That's a Chicago Chucky TV.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I damn near almost sued him. You could have, bro. That ain't happening to any of them. That's a Chicago type of thing. Yeah, that's crazy. I damn near almost sued them.
You could have, bro.
That's out of pocket.
That's a wild footage.
No, no, no.
Speaking,
not calling your daughter
a stripper or nothing,
but speaking on that moment,
like,
when you come to NAP,
like,
how was your experience
here in the club
that you ever been, bro?
RIP to Onyx.
Oh, man.
Y'all,
let me tell you something.
When I heard they were closing, a part of me left. Oh, man. Y'all, let me tell you something. When I heard they was closed, a part of me left.
Hey, man.
Damn.
Speaking of that, you know what I'm saying?
We're real close to the holidays.
Thanksgiving to be exact.
What's the most important Thanksgiving side?
Chef, start us off.
Oh, shit.
Mine, for real.
Y'all gonna think I'm out of pocket, bro,
but I fuck with deviled eggs on Thanksgiving. That's the most important.
We ain't surprised by that. You were hit with some all-black
young people. Alright, Mojo, we can go there.
You don't care about my game.
That's the most important side.
To me,
I'm talking about to me now.
For the family,
somebody got to make sure that macaroni is together.
For the family,
we're going to choose the macaroni. For macaroni week, you got to
go. Out the gate. Mojo?
I got, I'll
ride with dressing.
Yeah, you got to have dressing. Not stuffing.
Niggas having stuffing, I'm not
slotting. You got to have dressing.
Dressing might be the most important.
I don't even like it, but it's definitely the most important.
You don't like it? Nah, I don't like dressing.
I don't like it. That shit ain't good. Damn, niggas don't fuck with support. You don't like it? Nah, I don't like dressing. I don't like that shit.
That shit ain't good. Damn, niggas don't fuck with dressing.
That shit tastes like flavor of sand.
No, you gotta mix it.
Damn, that's a little bit of comparison.
Mix it with your sweet potatoes.
Do it.
Just do it tomorrow. Mix that shit with some sweet potatoes.
Eat a little dressing of sweet potatoes together.
I'ma try.
Hold on, I'ma try. I fuck with the ends of mac and cheese.
That's that.
I can't do the mac and cheese, though.
You don't fuck with mac and cheese?
I'm lactose.
I don't fuck with mac and cheese either, though.
See, my guy.
Damn, for real?
Nah, yeah.
You ain't lactose, though.
You just don't.
Nah, I just don't.
Nah, it just ain't good for me.
It's just something about them noodles.
I don't have a thing.
Damn.
Nah, that's a tough one.
Man, they can't eat no ice cream, no nothing.
Nah, I get the lactate ice cream.
The almond milk ice cream.
Nigga, that weak ass shit.
That shit.
Hey, lactate milk is trash as hell.
What's trash?
That shit tastes like almond joy.
Man, that shit tastes insane to me.
Because you got to get used to it, bro.
No, I didn't have to.
I transitioned right when I knew the lactate was fucking good.
You didn't have no choice.
Yeah. It don't taste bad. That transitioned right when I knew that the lactate was fucking You didn't have no choice. Yeah.
It don't taste bad.
That shit still make my stomach hurt
for some reason.
Do it.
It might be a mental thing.
I get lactate milk too.
That shit still make my stomach hurt.
I'm making that shit
like it's Easy Mac or something.
We just shaking it up.
It's already,
where'd it go?
Wow.
The lactate milk's just in a can.
It ain't in a container.
Oh,
it's in a cart.
Yeah,
cart.
No,
they get them together.
They got the look for sure the presentation is there
I mean milk
when the fuck is milk ever just tasted good
though like who the fuck just waking up let me get a glass
of milk I'm thirsty nobody
nigga you said you did the whole motherfucker
Bernie bag when he did keys of comedy
I ain't say I drank the milk though
but I ain't
but you can't just drink milk without the cookie.
Yeah, niggas is just drinking milk for GP.
The cookie giving the whole situation some flavor.
But if you just drinking milk just for GP, you out of pocket.
Yeah.
Yeah, you sick.
So, nigga, you drinking that lactate just for GP is out of pocket.
I would never just drink the lactate, though.
I would drink the lactate with some cookies.
Yeah.
All right.
Respect.
What's wrong with this guy you see the feets
he's aggressive
hey man
so I gotta ask you
if there's any person or any group of people
you could go on to a website pick three comics who or any group of people you could go on tour with,
say pick three comics,
who would it be?
Three comics I could go on tour with?
Uh,
they alive or they dead?
Shit,
it don't matter.
Your choice.
I would go on tour with,
uh,
I would go on tour with Kevin Hart and Bernie Mac.
I would,
I would love to see what it would have been like.
Hey,
Bernie Mac show
is one of the best TV shows ever.
Yeah.
It was underrated.
It's one of the farthest TV shows, bro.
It was definitely underrated.
They would have tried to cancel
my nigga these days.
Oh, he wouldn't have made it.
He wouldn't have made it.
I think he would have, though.
It used to be wild.
Hell nah, bro.
You know what?
No.
Because I'm finna say,
with Corey Holcomb making it,
but Corey Holcomb making it, but Corey
Holcomb is still different
than what the shit that Bernie
Maggie used to be saying. The sissy's
in the church, bro. It's crazy. He called
his nephew a f***. Yeah, bro.
If you say that word tonight, bro, you are cooked.
It's over with. You are cooked.
I'm supposed to say I'm telling a call in the morning.
Lil Nas X is on your phone in the morning. Lil Nas X
is on your phone in the morning.
That's a sick-ass caller ID.
That's a sick-ass
backcourt right there.
Saucy X.
The real Slash Bros.
The real Slash Bros
sick-ass backcourt.
Wow, wow.
Extend those
wings.
That's crazy.
That was nuts.
I'm still kind of
shitty he said that.
That's insane.
I know, nigga.
You tapped into
the sports world, though?
Yeah.
He's from Chicago.
Who your favorite
sports team in Chicago?
The Bears or the Bulls?
Oh, damn.
That's a well-known fact that I'm a Bears fan, though.
I feel sorry for you.
I was all over ESPN.
I saw.
I just wanted to see where you were leaning towards.
Yeah.
I'm sorry to hear that, by the way.
Yeah, I hate that for you.
We're going to be okay.
Free Justin Fields.
So you lean more towards football or basketball?
You more of a football head or basketball?
I'm heavy in football.
I like basketball.
Basketball just not interesting to me
until the playoffs.
I feel like nigga got 82 games.
That's a lot of motherfuck games, bro.
That's a lot of games.
Y'all season is long. Y'all used to play all year.
Yeah, hella games, bro. Don't nobody
pay attention to them shits till the end.
Till the end, till when they count like,
man, we need this game to get a playoff spot or...
Like, that's when it matter.
That's when that shit be intense.
The in-season playoff shit been cracking, though.
We all shitted on it.
But them in-season playoff games been cracking.
I didn't know they was doing that.
Yeah.
At the end, though, right?
Nah, they doing it now.
They doing it in between the season.
They doing like little tournaments.
I heard about that.
Everybody gets in the center.
A million dollars?
500K a million.
Yeah.
I believe it's 500K for everybody, but shit.
Them games been crazy.
Yeah.
And I think that if they keep incentivizing that, it's going to keep me in it.
Well, it's going to keep things interesting then.
Well, that goes to what we was just saying.
Yeah.
82 games and shit.
That's a long ass season.
That's a long season.
Long as shit.
Baseball, there's no reason why they should play that many games in baseball. That's a long-ass season. That's a long season. Baseball, there's no reason
why they should play
that many games in baseball.
That's 160.
They could have
the doubleheaders.
That shit's crazy.
Play two-on-one.
And back-to-back, though.
All right, this game in,
we are running back.
One thing I will say, though,
baseball is so,
it used to be so slow,
but they done
sped it up now
because they done
put a pitch clock on there.
Because I threw out
the first pitch at the Cubs game, man, and I man i don't think i'm gonna be able to stay to the
ninth ain't no end time yeah you don't know you don't know and then like i'm looking out my dad
was like yeah they got the clock and i'm looking i'm like oh it is moving a little faster now so
yeah baseball baseball is cool i would go football basketball and then baseball and
basketball you know i'm a chicago guy so i'm a i'm a bulls fan and um you know we just shout out to
the bull but are you a cubs fan or a white sox fan the cubs let me throw out the first place
because most people be with with the White Sox.
But even before that, I'm a Chicago fan.
If the White Sox are in it, I'm going to root for the White Sox.
If the White Sox and the Cubs are in it, if they is, it's both of them, I'm going for the Cubs.
I'm a Cubs fan.
And I think it's kind of like the Cubs and the Bears are kind of like, they kind of like tied into each other.
Like the Bears used to play at Wrigley Field.
So they got, there is connections.
Maybe it's that.
Shout out to Sammy Sosa.
Which one?
Both.
We can shout out the white one.
Shout out the white one.
He was cold too though.
The white Sammy?
White Sammy was cold too.
The white Sammy never played.
No, he started transitioning early though. he played? Yeah, he did.
Out on the field.
He started transitioning early, though.
So he's chill.
You say he transitioned to what?
Y'all, we can move on.
Y'all not about to get me tied up.
Never mind.
Yeah, Sammy, what I was saying,
what I was saying, Sammy,
you wasn't playing baseball when you was white.
That's all I'm saying, bro.
I ain't fucking with it.
Never mind.
I'll fuck with you, though. Sammy was never looking like, oh, boy, they all I'm saying, bro. I ain't fucking with it. I fuck with you, though.
Sammy was damn near looking like,
oh, boy,
they're playing Michael Jackson, though.
Flex.
Flex.
Oh, my God.
They didn't even use makeup.
They just used the lactate milk
and put it on his face.
Bro, the thing with Sammy is,
it's like,
he just popped up
like when nobody don't notice.
He just popped up the next day
like, bro.
Yeah.
Sammy got in there
and got out of there.
You don't even see him no more.
You don't see Sammy no more.
Sammy back on the island, chilling.
What's funny is he popped up when he was in the transition for us.
So he was, you know what I'm saying?
He was still a little bit of like unused hot cocoa mix.
And then next time we seen that nigga, he was all Caucasian.
And it was confirmed that he did bleach his skin though, right?
Yeah.
But allegedly, just in case we don't get sued.
It's allegedly.
Yeah.
No, it's confirmed, but allegedly, just in case we don't get sued it's allegedly yeah no it's confirmed
but allegedly
just in case
we get sued
okay
cause he is
I hate that
fucking word
it's confirmed
it's confirmed
mic tapped in
so there's nothing
wrong with us
saying that
oh no
he believes
Charlamagne
who
he ain't that
lighter though he ain't like Sammy.
We don't care about that. It's a
big, noticeable change. I'm going to be Mark
McGuire, goddammit.
Somehow, somewhere.
But I mean, a lot of people do it. Y'all know the girls now.
They doing it. They bleaching their booty hole.
Shout out to Kanye.
Kanye started that? Nah, he said it in a song.
That's crazy.
Man, I'm a guy.
It's just, hey, Mojo,
y'all Chicago
niggas got some
crazy trends.
Yeah,
they had a lot
of wild niggas
on the show.
Yeah,
he started
that as well.
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Hold on, Hold on, No, y'all said that. Listen. No, you said that. You said you ain't got a crack in it.
What wild niggas from Chicago?
The Chocolate Factory?
The Pond Piper and R&B?
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Nah, but who is the Outside of course, yay
Who is like the hardest artist to come out of
You know what I mean
So far as rappers
Out of Chicago, to you
My favorite right now
And it's not only because
We work together, but
Working together
Just gave me a different level
Of respect for his artistry And who he is with Lil Durk.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, Lil Durk.
Durk comes up as far because when you seen the movement with Chief, he really got cracking.
He was always around.
And, like, he played his position but still did his work.
And then he transitioned.
Like, he was able to transition into a mainstream artist.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, he, Durk is a star, bro.
Nah, for sure.
I ain't gonna, like, and I told him when we linked up, you know,
I didn't even realize he had gotten that big.
Like, you know, I knew he was big in Chicago.
I had no idea, but he had did a show at the United Center in Chicago.
And, I mean, he was a hairline and i was
like bro this is i'm like this is crazy and then you know after that dirk really was what
transitioned me into the toxic skits that i started doing so that's how we end up coming
together because i the first video that i ever did at the ring camera was about Dirk proposing to India.
Because I was at the show that night when he proposed.
And that night I said, you know what?
I'm going to play off of this because I know it's going to be on the shade room.
Five minutes later after he proposed, it was on the shade room.
And then I went home the next day, did a ring camera, bought this big fake ring that was like $7 and left the price tag on there.
And I'm at the ring camera like, man, youk just proposed to india like you know i'm trying to
make it right with us like i'm trying to and after that it just you know that took off and then
you know dirk came earlier this year about april and dm me like out of nowhere i didn't even know
it was him it was like hey i need you for this video and i just thought it was somebody else
because it's around the time they started giving everybody the blue checks so i'm like all right
you know i'm like i go back and look at this some rapper just you know this shit ain't even he ain't
probably got no money and i'm like i this is how i'm like and someone's like go back and look at
it so i went back and look at it and it was like it said like the voice 2.0. And then I clicked. I'm like, The Voice?
He had 17 million followers.
I'm like, damn, this dirt.
I wrote him back.
I'm like, when you need me to get there?
I'm like, what you need?
And he was like, man, what's your line?
And he gave my line, and we talked.
He let me know what it was he wanted to do. They sent me the song.
Then he ended up flying me out to LA and we did the video.
And I mean, the video was, the collab was legendary for Chicago,
but the video was dope.
And just watching him work, like watching him get on, you know,
get on set and, you know, I mean, knocking that shit out.
You know what I'm saying?
And, you know, I'm listening to the people that's filming and they like,
you know, Dirk, one of our favorite artists to work with because we don't
got to tell him what to do. He comes in, you know, Dirk one of our favorite artists to work with because we don't got to tell him what to do.
He comes in, you know, and I just did not,
I just did not expect that.
I think a lot of times, a lot of the drill rappers
are the, you just don't, you just don't see it as,
okay, this is a real entertainer.
Like this is, this is real skill.
Like, no, he's really like, he's really talented.
And like, to piggyback on that, like, obviously with you being a comedian,
but people don't understand, like, even people who just do skits
and don't do comedy, that is a skill.
That is not easy to do.
You have to be calculated.
You have to know your algorithms.
You have to know when to post this, how to post this, who is going to hear,
how to capitalize off that.
Like, that is a skill.
Yeah, no.
Just because you make
it look easy don't mean i ain't working i tell people all the time like well i posted a video
yesterday it's probably just hit it posted about yesterday maybe about two three o'clock
before i got here was that like 900 000 views talk your you know what i'm saying and it was
it was very like the way i put it together was very calculated, you know, it's little stuff that I put in there.
Like, and I'm gonna do this.
See the key to it is you won't always want to get people to comment.
People think it's always about the likes.
Don't mean shit.
Likes don't mean nothing.
Comments and shares.
You need the comments and you need the shares.
What the comments do, when they comment and the engagement is there and there's people
in there talking, the algorithm reads that and says, okay, people like this because there's
a lot of people talking about it.
Let's push it out more.
When people share it, they're sharing it to their audience, people that may not be following
you.
And now these people are seeing it and now what they're going to do do? They going to click on it and now they going to go comment.
And that was driving the engagement.
You know, it's driving engagement up.
So, no, it is.
It is a calculated thing.
And there's nothing out here that's going to teach you how to do it.
Nope.
You know what I'm saying?
And I came in the social media area like I was kind of like maybe in that second or third tier, maybe third, fourth tier of, you know, internet sensations that started to blow.
And so you got to self-teach yourself that stuff.
Like Instagram had, when I was doing videos, Instagram videos used to be 10 seconds long.
10 seconds long.
You had to tell a story in 10 seconds. Vine 10 seconds long. You had to tell a story
in 10 seconds.
Vine was six seconds.
Yeah.
R.I.P. to Vine.
Vine was early.
Vine was six seconds.
Vine was so far.
Like,
obviously Vine.
Vine is like what
is
what TikTok is now,
but
it's just longer.
You could just make
longer content,
but six seconds is all you had.
10 seconds is what you had on Instagram and it started to grow and grow and grow.
But to go through those transitions and see it, like you had to self-teach,
it was nobody out here teaching you like about algorithms and teaching you about,
you know, how to create content and what to be
looking for like i never thought the comment i used to be cool with 1500 likes and 100 comments
yeah you know what i'm saying people liking it though but people liking it is cool you know
what i'm saying you want that you want it because it looks good but it don't get you paid but it
ain't gonna get you when you pull up in the meetings you have no sponsorship opportunities
you don't see a like
in none of that paperwork.
They go to
comments,
engagement.
When any meetings I've sat in,
they always say,
bro,
your engagement,
the engagement,
the comments are crazy.
It's just so many people
talking in there.
And I say stuff
purposely,
you know,
to,
like,
for example,
I did the promo video
for the show out here and I said
I had an Airbnb in Hallville
shout out to DeVille
nigga I hope that ain't true
I absolutely
but here's the thing though you know it ain't
true cause one why would I tell people
where I'm gonna be standing and then
two go back to calculator
right I knew I had
to and I do this every city that I go to.
I have to relate to them somehow.
Yeah, they know who I am.
I could post a flyer and say, pull up.
But my goal is to sell out as many shows as I can.
So if they see a five, listen,
Naptown messed with me so hard,
I hadn't even posted about the show until Sunday
and the first show
was already almost sold out
it was only like 20 tickets
left to that first show
I posted a promo
to get the second show going
now
I got the information
that I needed
you know what I'm saying
you just find somebody
hey
tell me a little bit about the city
like man where the hood at
like where's Ruff at
and then they
you know they tell you like oh yeah you should you know this place that place you know
or you know this side of town that side of town and what happens is as soon as i say man i got
an airbnb in hallville what happened now they in the comments oh you can't stay over there
now they take look where you say you stand at and now they tagging and they sharing they all
he don't know about the Ville.
You know what I'm saying?
Now you getting all of that.
Tapped in with the community.
Tapped in with the community
because now they like,
even if they know it ain't real,
they like,
oh, he did his research.
Yeah.
They appreciate that.
You give a fuck enough to know us.
You care enough to know
where we from,
where we coming from,
the even coming.
See, like, you care enough to
know that bro some cities
I done went to where they told me though you know
I went to Cleveland and went
to the hood and stood on the
corner and was like y'all did the
Airbnb I'm supposed to be right here
and ain't right here you know what I'm saying
and I got the street sound right behind
me a million
views six sold out shows damn in Cleveland I got the street sound right behind me. Yeah, that's hard. A million views.
Six sold-out shows.
Damn, in Cleveland?
1,800.
That's great marketing.
I want to talk to you about these crazy-ass,
toxic-ass videos, bro.
Are those like... But it's just toxic stuff, man.
I just feel like, you know,
it's crazy since I started doing the videos,
how many...
My following used to be like 80% women, 20% men.
And now it's like 60% women, 50, you know, 60, 40.
Now it's like, yeah, it's like 60, 40.
Like my male following is just like definitely just like done jumped up.
And it's crazy because I've never i never expected it and and i think it that got a
lot to do with the increased ticket sales because it ain't just women making a man come out to see
me now now it's like the guy's like i want to go see your too because he's talking
some like and that's fire because i see it they treat your like justin the boy yeah
yeah it's toxic bro oh yeah in a bro it toxic. But this whole generation below us is all toxic.
That's all they know.
That's all they know.
That's all they know.
I know, but some of that shit is, you know, coming from the crib, too, bro.
Yeah, it happens at the house.
A lot of niggas like Future, man.
Wow, he's the GOAT.
See?
A lot of people like Future.
A lot of people don't like Russell.
Russell ain't did nothing to nobody.
Ain't did nothing.
Nothing.
His teammates don't fuck with him.
No, I don't fuck with that.
That's wrong.
Nope.
What?
Russell out of pocket.
His teammates don't fuck with him.
He said, y'all can't call me.
I started work.
Nah, bro.
These niggas I work with, I don't want to talk to.
Nah, bro.
We're not going to take up for Russell Wilson.
I'm not.
I'm just saying, Russell ain't did nothing wrong as far as stepping in that woman's life
and being a good stepfather
and, you know.
Shout out to him taking care of his family,
being a good family man.
I'm talking about outside of the career, bro.
People don't fuck with him like that.
I don't know what he do outside of that.
Oh, okay.
I'm telling you,
he a piece of shit outside the career.
I believe it.
He ain't worth a quarter.
What's his name?
Marshawn Lynch said,
Marshawn Lynch did a podcast
and he was saying like
that Russ was like that. I just don't
He was calling him on private.
Y'all just giving him the benefit of the doubt because he a
gump. It's understood.
It's understood. He gotta come over bro. I ain't mad at a nigga
who gotta come over bro. Whatever.
I ain't gonna call him a gump or nothing like that.
Russ I don't know what you be doing outside
of high. This man right here in the Black Air Force
1's if you see him
your ass better go
the other way
I'm just saying
my nigga
damn
your ass better head
that way my boy
you see them white laces
dangling
boy you see them white
hey hey
what do you say
Broncos County
let's ride
see that's why
he got me fucked up
last year
when I was getting
that ass whooped
and he was going
to that press conference,
Broncos country.
Nigga, I would slap the shit out of you.
We were 0-6.
He's low-keeping balling this year, though.
Yeah, because they did so bad last year.
Their 500 looks great this year.
They've been decent for sure.
No, they over 500 now.
Yeah, they are.
They've been going crazy in the division,
but they division a little.
But still, Russ.
They division.
Man, the Chiefs in that division.
Yeah, and who else outside of that?
The Chargers. The Chargers not bad bro
Oh they're poop
They're competitive
They're about to
Fire their head coach
Yeah but they competitive though
Free Justin Herbert
Free him
Free him
Free that man
Free Justin Fields too
Man
That's my guy y'all
He deserve better
Respect to y'all
He deserve better
No he
Man Just You know I was at the game In Detroit And just my guy, y'all. He deserve better. Respect to y'all saying he deserve better. No, he, man,
just, you know, I was at the game
in Detroit and just, I mean,
he just got all the tools, man.
Physically gifted, talented.
He's smart. You know what I'm saying?
I just think that,
you know. Bad
organization. Yeah, I can't say
that. No, we'll say it
for you. You know what I mean? The beer is cool. We gonna respect the content. But what I can't say that. Oh, you know. Nah. We don't respect the content.
But what I will say is that, you know, I think it's some things that could be done to like
to help like the dude could really be a star in the league, you know, under some, you know,
some good circumstances.
Like, not that the circumstances are bad,
but I feel like if the team was playing to his strengths,
kind of like what we've seen in Detroit Sunday.
They played to his strengths.
They moved him around.
He made some throws.
He made some runs.
Just at the end of the game,
I just felt like they took the ball out of his hands.
And that ain't right. And the only way that I feel like you'll ever know if a guy is the guy,
you have to put the ball in his hand again.
And they took the ball out of his hand.
And that's what was hard to watch.
But I talked to him before the game, and he was locked in.
Oh, yeah.
He was locked in.
He's really focused, calculated, man.
He was locked in.
Oh, yeah.
He was locked in.
He's really focused, calculated, man. You know, he just needs the right situation now.
And I wonder what they'll do because, obviously,
y'all going to probably get the number one pick
because the Panthers are completely ass.
Yeah.
So then it's like, now you pass this year,
you have a number one pick, and you traded it away.
You got to get Caleb Williams.
I don't think so.
I feel like. Here's the thing about that is that. You can't pass it Caleb Williams. I don't think so. I feel like.
I don't.
Here's the thing about that is that.
You can't pass it for him.
You can't.
I feel like Justin is better right now.
He probably will be the first couple of years.
But as a general manager, that buys you four more years.
Let's say this.
First of all, Caleb ain't just been crushing it this year.
Oh, Caleb, he's the one.
He's the one.
But Caleb been having a couple.
To Mojo's point, he been having a lot of bad gamesjo's point, he's been having a lot of bad games.
He's had a lot of bad games this year.
And looking at him and Justin, right, here's the thing.
This is what happens.
You bring in a rookie quarterback.
Now you're setting the clock back on the entire rebuild.
There's no guarantee that any rookie quarterback is just going to come in and be Bryce Young.
No, is it?
CJ.
CJ Stroud.
There's no guarantee.
There's no guarantee that CJ Stroud
is going to be the same quarterback next year
when teams start to adjust to figure out
what it is that he does well.
So if you're really rebuilding this team
from the ground up, which they did,
they stripped the whole team down.
They traded away a lot of players,
Roquan Smith and Khalil Mack
and all those guys.
When you do that
and then you turn around
and you draft another quarterback
when the team has other major needs,
you're not building the team.
I agree.
Because now you're just getting
a rookie quarterback.
You'll be doing infrastructure again. You're getting a rookie quarterback. I agree. You just fucking up the next one. Because now you're just getting a rookie quarterback. You'll be doing the infrastructure again.
But you're going to fuck him up.
You're getting a rookie quarterback,
and you're going to throw him into the same situation
that Justin Fields is in.
So how is the team?
You're not building.
It's going to be the same thing.
So then in three years, they're going to be like,
Caleb Williams is not it.
He's a dud.
He got to go.
When you know you got a guy, anybody.
Listen, I was sitting in the stands
and I'm listening to the Detroit Lions fans saying, man, this guy's good.
Listen.
When you know, listen, I got other friends in the NFL that play on other teams.
My homeboy played for the Philadelphia Eagles.
And when they played him last year, I asked him.
I asked him three years ago when Mitch Trubisky was our quarterback
and I asked him, I say, hey, is Mitch the guy?
And he was like, no.
They was like, we knew all week how we could stop him.
When they played Justin Fields, I asked him, I said, man,
we got a quarterback now?
He say, well, y'all got a good-ass quarterback.
For sure.
This is a highly regarded defensive player in the NFL that I'm seeing
that's saying this.
So my thing is what I would do with those
picks, the offensive line
needs to get shored up. We need
some defensive line help.
A wide receiver
would help. And a wide receiver. So I say get
Marvin Harrison Jr. With the one pick? With that one
pick. Now, I
feel you on that, but that is a very
tough call to get a wide receiver.
To take a wide receiver that high.
To take a wide receiver that high.
To take a wide receiver that high.
He worth it.
Think about what he's coming.
And think about what he would be coming to Chicago, too.
We already got DJ Moore over there.
He's a dog.
Cole Komet is trending into being one of the top tight ends in the league.
And then we put him on the other side. And then Darnell Mooney in the slot.
Nah, bro.
They can run it up.
Oh, Marva Harrison Jr. is my personal one.
You got to build.
You got to build.
You have to build.
And you'll get a couple steals, too.
You have to build.
You got to build it.
But do you trade one down, then?
Because you probably have to trade one down to get assets.
The first pick, I would trade that down
to get an additional pick,
additional first-round pick for the next year
and then the first round
and the second round
or this year.
And then they can still get
Marvin Harrison Jr.,
get an offensive lineman
and you'll have two picks
in the second round.
Like, bro,
they literally could,
this team literally could be,
I mean, here's the thing.
The Bears,
they like three and eight
right now,
but they've been in every game
but one.
They've had an opportunity
to win every game.
They can easily be 500. You're down to work for the bears you tapped in yeah you you
never need to yeah no i'm i'm just saying this yeah just being there learning over here like no
but just me looking like at the you know just just looking at the situation i just wouldn't reset
that clock back and get another quarterback we haven't been known
to develop quarterbacks
anyway
now I ask you this
say
quote unquote
you trade Justin Fields
and you get two picks
what if you could
possibly get Caleb
and Marvin Harrison
in the same draft
well we're not gonna get
two picks for Justin Fields
nah
two first round picks
no
DJ playing mad
yeah
nah
I think you could probably
get a first round pick
nah I'm gonna tell you right now for Justin Fields right now what a team would be DJ playing Madden. Yeah. He playing. Nah. I think he could probably get a freshman to start.
No.
I'm going to tell you right now,
for Justin Fields right now,
what a team would be willing to give us is,
you got to think about it,
he didn't miss 10 games
over the last two seasons.
So, you know,
it's an injury concern
because he's running
and stuff like that.
But we could probably get like,
maybe,
maybe like a low second, third round pick.
I agree with you from a reasonable standpoint,
but do not underestimate how dumb ass DRMs are in the NFL.
Because we've seen some backup, like some sad ass quarterbacks go for crazy.
Name one.
Shit, look at the Carson Wentz trade.
You got to think though, when Carson Wentz got traded,
he was in the MVP conversations like the year before that
but he was ass
no he wasn't
when they traded him
they didn't think about
who they traded to
they struck when it was hot
they struck when it was hot
but I'm saying
Nick Foles when that Super Bowl
yeah but he was
balling before he got hurt
he was balling before
Carson Wentz the reason why
he got up there
he got him to the playoffs.
I saw that shit.
That team was good.
That defense was legendary.
They was just fine with fucking Nick Folt.
But I ain't gonna argue that.
I'm just saying.
It's dumb ass GMs that would definitely overpass.
But I feel like Carson Wentz was a different situation though.
They did that.
There was a lot of picks.
You got to think about it.
The Jets, they traded away a first-rounder for Aaron Rodgers.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
I don't care if Aaron Rodgers was 52.
You got to do it for the money, regardless.
You make that.
He's selling that out.
If you feel like the rest of the team is shored up, your defense is good,
you got all the pieces on offense,
and you just missing a guy that can really sling it,
then, yeah, you trade around a first-round pick.
But yeah, my bad.
But it ain't worse than extend double.
But if you looking at it in Justin Fields' situation,
like a team trading for him,
it's not going to be a team that's going to trade for him
that's just a quarterback away.
That's the fucked up part because he
will be that missing piece that can take a team over the hump.
Yeah, he can help a lot of teams right now.
Geno
Smith is doing good in Seattle, but he'll take Seattle
to a whole nother level.
If you put him on another team
that's competent and getting what he
needs around him, Justin Fields could be a top five
quarterback in the NFL.
Yeah, and he'll take
the Cowboys to the Super Bowl.
I will welcome that
because I hate Dakota.
Yeah.
Nah, Cowboys ain't
going to the Super Bowl.
Not in our lifetime.
Nah, Jerry Jones
ain't doing it right.
Not in our lifetime.
I would've heard that
49er shit from you today.
Nah, I don't hear
that shit from you.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Reluctantly.
Man, they done figured
that boy out, though.
Yeah, they did.
I knew it was a matter of time.
But that's the same thing I was saying about CJ.
Yeah.
You see Brock Purdy was on a run.
Yeah, they got him.
But they done figured it out now.
So that's what CJ will be looking at next year like.
Now, if they don't get him weapons, they out of pocket.
Because the crazy thing is Brock Purdy had the best office of fucking skill players you could have.
You got Deebo and CMC, bro.
And he's a seven-round draft pick.
Yeah, yeah.
So at some point.
Oh, yeah.
He was going.
When it became his job.
Yeah, it was going to be ugly.
Trey and Trey Lance, they shouldn't have did that.
Oh, like you said, NFL people talk about how high they are for Justin Fields.
NFL people talk very lowly of Trey Lance.
I feel like, here's the thing.
We just didn't get a chance to see Trey Lance.
We did not.
But the little bit that we did see,
it was like, Justin Fields,
there was some flashes there.
Like, he had the potential.
I mean, he going to get a chance in Dallas, though.
Can't wait.
No.
I don't think he ever going to get a chance.
They love Dakota, bro.
Oh, after this year, bro.
We're going to be good,
and we're going to go to the playoffs
and lose in the second round to a team.
That's what we do.
And then you go to the second round.
Yeah, we'll win the first round.
NFC is not as crazy as people think because the NFC South is trash.
Hey, motherfucking fans be delusional.
It's just levels of delusion.
We can beat the fucking Super Bowl.
I'm going every team that division.
The Panthers, the Buccaneers, the Saints.
We can beat everyone.
That nigga had to premeditate it.
That's what we do.
We want to play our game, we lose.
That's how it go.
They delusional, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'll take it out.
But, Mojo, what you got going next, man?
What you promo for the people, man?
Well, I might as well go ahead and say this.
The We Them Ones
Comedy Tour, y'all. It's coming to Indianapolis
February
the 7th, I believe. And we're gonna
be over there with them Indiana Pacers
players. Gaines Bridge. Yes.
So it's going down in there, y'all. It'll be me, Mike
Epps. Y'all own Mike Epps.
The legendary Mike Epps.
DC Young
Flachico Bing and Carlos Miller. Shout out to 85 South, the homies. Fly Chico Bean, and Carlos Miller.
Shouts out to 85 South, the homies.
D-Ray Davis, Le Duval.
So get y'all tickets for that.
This is my first big theater arena comedy tour that I'm on,
and it's a big package.
And just to be recognized as one of them ones at this point in my career is is is
definitely dope so that um i just shot my first season of wild now i got five more seasons to do
with them congratulations with the striking stuff going on we don't know when that we don't know
right now when that's coming though so yeah it's done and ready i'm ready for them to drop it but
we got that going on i got a couple movies gonna come out um and yeah like it's done and ready I'm ready for them to drop it but we got that going on I got a couple movies
finna come out
and yeah
like
it's a lot
you a part of
some of them
wild style battles
oh boy
let me tell you
something man
I can't rap
right
I'm gonna tell y'all this
so the wild and now
thing
was like
the most stressful
job I ever had
in my life
for real
yeah
because of what
we had to do
I can't go into details
about how the show
ran or whatever.
Right, right.
But I'll tell y'all this.
I had got sick.
I had got a real bad
sinus infection, bro.
They thought I was
going to die.
I was so sick out there.
And they had gave me
some medicine.
I started feeling better.
I'm in the hallway.
One of the producers
was like,
hey, now this is,
in my mind,
I've been killing.
Like, all the funny games, I've been killing.
Like, the crowd been loving, like, I've been killing.
And they say, they come to me, they was like, hey, you.
And I'm like, what's up?
Get on the elevator.
You need to start rapping.
I'm like, shit, y'all ain't bringing me here for that.
They like, man, we need you to start rapping.
I went upstairs, I ate an edible, and, uh,
I started writing,
y'all.
Just writing funny little raps.
And then,
I called my security,
and I called my assistant,
and I started running
these raps down.
And he was like,
man,
you gonna say that?
I'm like,
yeah.
I'm like,
they was like,
all right,
let me know how it goes.
Next day,
I went on there,
y'all.
Man,
I'm 10,
hit me a holler.
Y'all would see,
I was going at all they ass.
Can't wait.
Yeah, and Nick texted me.
Nick texted me at the end of the season.
He was like, I could tell when you first got there,
you was still, like, getting your feet wet.
He said, but that second week, he was like,
you was on some superstar shit.
That's hard.
It's going to be dope.
That's fine, man.
It's going to be dope.
And honestly, man, shout out to Wild N' Out.
Wild N' Out been on TV
a long time.
Shout out to Nick Cannon, bro.
Shout out to Nick Cannon, man.
Nick Cannon does not
get
the respect that
he deserves
for how many people
our color
that he has put in position
to become
you know, megastars.
You know what I'm saying?
He done sent off a lot of people.
And not just black, whites, too.
He done sent off a lot of people
from that show.
And like you said, it's genuine.
And he giving people a platform.
And on top of giving a platform,
he giving opportunity.
And on top of opportunity,
he's giving you a satellite.
That shit is commendable
because he's doing shit
within our culture. He ain't not going to get these random ass. That shit is commendable because he's doing shit within our culture.
He ain't not going to get these random ass.
He's tapping into the people that's a part of our culture.
Listen to me.
Nick Cannon reached out to me himself.
That's fire.
And all the message said was, are you ready, King?
I said, yeah, what you need me to go?
And after that, he just let me know, like, you know,
what the process was going to be like.
He was like, but yeah, we'd love to have you.
And I mean, even when we was doing the workshops,
they had you go through these workshops.
They cut people in the workshops.
And, you know, we're in there, and, you know,
he put me to the side like, are you good?
You know what I'm saying?
Just be you.
We already know you funny.
You know what I'm saying?
Just be funny.
Be funny within the games.
And I wasn't understanding that at first.
Like, I was so focused on making sure that I was playing the games right.
Then I had to go back and watch.
Man, DC Young Fly don't be doing nothing that the games is supposed to be doing.
It just be, you know what I'm saying?
So, but he's funny within the games.
And once I figured that out, that's when it was like, okay, just go have fun.
And then it's crazy.
You ever been doing something
and at first it's kind of like
got you stressed out,
but then like right when
you got to the end,
you're like,
damn,
I just started having fun.
That's how it had got for me
out there.
So yeah,
no,
but shout out to Nick though.
Nick has really like,
you know,
I can't thank him.
I only did one season.
I can't thank him enough
just for the love
and,
you know,
and just humbleness
and just everything.
and just him, himself.
And I'm going to tell you, I used to always be like,
man, I don't want to do Wild N' Out.
And I think it's because I was afraid that I would fail.
But I used to use that as a, you know,
man, I don't want to do that.
You know, that ain't my, you know, I used to try to play it.
But it was because I was afraid that I would fail.
And I said, man, the only way I'm
ever doing that, Nick will have to come
hit me himself.
And then Nick hit me himself.
And then it was like,
now I gotta go, because that's all I've been
saying. Now I gotta go. Nick,
if somebody told you I said that, let me know.
Because it came from
out of nowhere. It was like Nick and Dirk hit
me, like, in the same week.
It's supposed to happen, bro.
That's it, bro.
Hey, man, but look, we proud of you, Mojo.
We appreciate you, man.
We celebrating you, man.
Keep going.
You know, we saluting you right here.
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