Club Shay Shay - J.B. Smoove
Episode Date: November 16, 2020On Episode 9 of Club Shay Shay, Shannon welcomes in comedian, actor, writer & producer: JB Smoove. JB Smoove talks Shannon through his experiences performing standup comedy during the pandemic, g...earing up for the premiere of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ season 11, and the multitude of other projects he’s working on.All aspects of JB Smoove’s 30+ years in the entertainment business are covered, from writing for SNL to landing a serendipitous audition for ‘Curb.’ JB tells stories about working with Conan O’Brien, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Larry David, and a large roster of legendary comedians. He also reveals his five most influential comedians of all time, and delves into the historical importance of Def Comedy Jam, where his career began. This hilarious and insightful conversation reveals the inner workings of life as a comedian and entertainer, but Shannon also presses JB on his passion for sports. They talk about LeBron and the Lakers’ championship season, Kobe Bryant’s passing, JB’s beloved Jets & Knicks, and much more. #DoSomethinB4TwoSomethin & Follow Club Shay Shay:                                                                 https://www.instagram.com/clubshayshayhttps://twitter.com/clubshayshayhttps://www.facebook.com/clubshayshayhttps://www.youtube.com/c/clubshayshay Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, welcome to another edition of Club Che Che.
I am your host and proprietor.
And the gentleman that stops by the club for some conversation and a drink today is a comedian, he's an actor, he's a writer, he's a producer, Mr. J.B the roll of dice. That's why all my life I've been grinding all my life.
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Smooth. What's going on, bro?
Hey, man. I told you, man, I'm working on these guns right now.
Trying to get these guns right.
Now most people work out, they get the guns right for the summer.
I get my guns right for the winter time.
I'm more of a, you know, I like my turtleneck look good on me.
I'm a turtleneck guy, I don't know about you.
I like a good turtleneck man.
A well-fit turtleneck look good with arms and your chest a little bit, you know.
It does, it's kind of like, almost like the bodysuit for the female,
the bodysuit, catsuit for the female,
because it accentuates.
If you're muscular, if you got decent body structure,
you're like, wow, okay, yeah, yeah, I like that.
Let me tell you something, Shannon.
The turtleneck is the greatest invention in fashion history.
The turtleneck.
When the turtleneck came out and see, and it transcends all time.
It's time.
It's in the future.
I'm telling you, in the future, it's cats wearing turtlenecks in the future
and wearing them in the past.
The turtleneck has been around a long time.
Well, because you can dress it up or dress it down.
You can wear it with a suit.
You can wear it with jeans.
Yeah, it's a great piece.
I recommend that every man have at least one.
I've not seen anybody wear one with shorts yet.
No, no, no.
But see, you just gave somebody an idea.
Because you remember, Smooth, it used to be you never saw anyone wear shorts
with a tie or with a suit jacket.
And now guys are wearing shorts and ties and bow ties.
So you just gave someone an idea.
I just gave someone a dope idea.
Hey, why not, man?
This is about to be turtleneck weather.
I'm getting my turtlenecks lined up.
I got a bunch of them, all colors, lined up, ready to go.
Well, considering you're saying it's about to be turtleneck weather,
it's very apparent to me you do not live in L.A.
You live back east. No, it doesn't matter to me where I live.
You understand? I'm on the West Coast. Of course,
I'm back and forth from New York, but guess what? When I go to New York and I'm wearing
a turtleneck and I fly back wearing said turtleneck
and I land at LAX and it's 90 degrees outside,
I'm still wearing that damn turtleneck home.
I'm going to wear that turtleneck.
I'm going to pull it off and have a tank top underneath.
I don't wear no damn tank top underneath my turtleneck
because I want it to look smooth.
I want you to see the turtleneck. Yeah, I want it to look smooth. I want you to see the
turtleneck.
You want everybody to see that silhouette.
You want to see the pegs
and the depths and the
traps. You want all that accentuated.
To me, a turtleneck,
a damn
tank top getting away.
It's like seeing a bra strap
on a bodysuit.
Right.
Why she got that damn turtleneck, that damn brassiere
showing up under that damn catsuit?
So, Brod, tell me what's going on.
How you being?
Man, I'm doing good, man.
I'm just, you know, we camping out, man.
We on the quarantine right now, of course.
Right.
We all just camping easy.
Know what we're doing, though? You got the quarantine right now, of course. Right. We all just camping easy. No, we don't know.
You got to come over one night.
Okay.
We do a little social distancing picnic in the yard.
Okay.
You know, everybody bring a little blanket.
You know, I even got myself one of those picnic baskets.
Really?
Do you have one of those?
I do not.
Let me tell you something.
When I walk into my yard, right,
and we make it a whole event.
Right. We make it a whole event. Right.
We make it a whole event.
I put a little shirt on.
You know, I have my little sandals on or whatever.
Or I'll go barefoot because it is my damn yard.
And I bring my little picnic basket.
Now, in that picnic basket, you put little wine glasses in there.
You put some little snacks.
You like to snack on.
And I'll tell you something.
In the world better than some grapes, you know,
maybe some vegan cheeses.
An assortment of vegan cheeses.
You getting
dressed up. You going through all
this show
and dance to walk 50 feet
to your backyard. Hey, I'm
dressed up right now.
I ain't even sure.
When they say I want to be on your show, I put my shoes on.
I got my dress pants on.
I threw a little Debbie Smooth t-shirt on, though.
Yeah, I see that.
I threw a little hat on.
I'm glad you're not making the mistake like some of these people doing on Zoom,
and they doing a little bit too much on Zoom.
They forget that. You do realize on Zoom and they doing a little bit too much on Zoom. They forget that
you do realize on Zoom
people can see you. This is
not the old
just the audio. This is visual
also. So the antics
that you think you might have had going back then
you can't do that on a Zoom call.
Hey, technology has
advanced to the point where you can't do
you got to be careful and watch what the hell you say and watch what you're doing.
You be livin', people be livin' all the time.
Yes.
Anything that happen when you lie, anything can go wrong, you know?
I watched a lady the other day.
She was helping, obviously, their kids at home.
And the lady walked by.
She ain't got no bra on.
And the teacher's like, ma'am, ma'am, your son's on your own life.
Ma'am.
Back in the day, we call that show and tell.
Yeah.
We call that show and tell back in the day.
You bring something to class right there, you got to talk about it.
So obviously there have been, you know, with the pandemic going on,
there's not having, you know, obviously you couldn't do a whole lot.
But are there any projects, have you been working on any projects since some of the quarantine has been lifted?
Yes, man. Yes. This has been a remarkable kind of thing that we're dealing with right now. You
know, it forces your hand, you know, when you're dealing with, you know, this limited access to
studios and your coworkers and all that kind of stuff. So you of stuff. Like we just said, the technology has
advanced to the point where you've got to be creative
with it. I've been recording
animated shows on the crib
via Zoom or whatever, like we're
doing right now. Of course,
a lot of people might have heard my voice
in The Woke
on Netflix. No,
The Woke
series is on Hulu.
I'm sure a lot of people heard that
and caught that. That's been
fun with Lamorne
and a bunch of us on that show. It's
really fun. I played a pin.
I played a damn pin, man.
I played a pin on the show.
So it has been amazing
doing that kind of stuff.
Recorded some other animation.
I did some American Dad stuff and a bunch of that kind of stuff.
But at the same time, you know, I also recorded a bunch of stuff for IFC.
We did some promos in my yard.
I just did something for the NFL just about an hour ago.
Really?
The crew just left out of here, man.
You know, it just keeps you...
But you know what?
I've been lucky
because I planted a lot of seeds, man.
Right.
You know, I just planted a lot of seeds, man.
You know, I show up early, I stay late.
You know, people come over to do stuff.
Whether I'm in a studio,
even before the pandemic,
I just kept planting these little seeds.
I'd rather have the phone keep ringing
continuously over a
long period of time as opposed
to me just doing things, one thing
here and another thing, you know,
whatever. But I like to plant those little seeds, man.
So I stay busy, you know.
And, of
course, Kirby Enthusiasm, we're coming back
with season 11. That's going to be a blast,
man. So, you know, I'm always looking forward to see what Crazy Larry got up his sleeve, man.
You know, he always finds a way to attach the climate of the world to the show.
So I want to see what he brings, you know, dealing with all this stuff right here, you know, out of his head.
And we go back to work and we'll start doing that again.
And then, you know, of course course I'm producing a bunch of stuff.
And this is kind of
my season, man.
I love
being busy about this time.
The fall is kind of my thing,
man. Of course you can't
I had to cancel like 15
maybe 20 shows
off my tour, my stand-up tour.
But we'll get
back to it when things are safer. The main
thing is that people are safe. You know,
I did this, I was on,
you know, all the clubs have limited
seating now. Right.
You know, it's limited seating because they
can't, even the restaurants, they can't have a
whole room for people no more.
Right. But you want these restaurants and these clubs
to make their money. Correct. You know, you want them restaurants and these clubs to make their money.
You want them to be able to stay afloat.
So I was on
Conan O'Brien. I told Conan, I said,
man, look, here's my idea.
You can't have people that
close to each other. It's about the proximity
of people to each other. So I
told them the restaurants should get
back to maximum capacity
by having something I call lap seats.
So, you get a lap seat, you go with your lady to a restaurant,
she got to sit on your lap.
Your whole family, you on the bottom, of course,
your lady on your lap, your kids on each other laps,
and you step each other up.
I told them to do it.
See, that way the restaurants can still get a lot of people,
but you ain't so, you know, you're going up, you ain't going out.
So you ain't too close to each other. You go up.
I don't, out here in LA, most of the restaurants now have partitions.
Most everybody has booth now. So it's like,
it's like you're setting it off of everybody.
But they still keeping the amount of people down.
Right.
Because they can't have people spread all out too close,
even with a partition.
Correct.
Now, a partition ain't nothing but a bowl.
You in a bowl.
You ever see that TV show, that movie back in the day with John Travolta was in it?
It called The Boy in a Plastic Bubble. Remember that? I did.
Yeah, The Boy in a Plastic Bubble. Oh, man.
I used to love that damn show. That was a good movie right there.
Come on, man. I just love
that one. And remember the other one, the other
show? They all came out the same era. We had
the after-school specials back then.
I only remember the after-school special on ABC
and all the good shows. Remember
they had the boy, what was his name?
Oh, it was called James at 16.
Remember that?
The boy would pee in the bed every day.
Remember?
And then his mama would take his sheets.
She was a mean lady.
She would take his sheets and hang his sheets out the window
for all the kids to see.
So everybody could see and embarrass him.
So James would run home from school every day
to beat the kids home
so he could pull a sheet in the window.
That boy ran every day for a whole year and became a track star.
Shannon, the boy became a track star, man,
running from school every day to beat his mama
from putting that damn sheet out the window.
Shannon, come on, man.
You never know where your athletic ability is going on, man. You never know where your athletic
ability going to come from.
You're exactly right.
Smooth, the last six, seven months,
obviously, everybody's been in this pandemic.
It's been going on. You've been quarantined.
What have you been most appreciative of? What have you been
most thankful for?
I've been really thankful for my wife, man.
I feel like, you know,
a lot of people tell you, you really have to have a true friendship with man, because I feel like, you know, a lot of people tell you,
you really have to have a true friendship with your companion,
with your wife, you know,
whoever you're quarantined with.
You know, you got to still look for growth.
You got to still look for all the things
that you love about...
My wife and I knew,
she calls me her husband.
A husband is half boyfriend, half husband.
So that way you keep it fresh.
And I'm gonna tell you something Shannon,
my wife changed her hairstyle like four times a month.
See, so I done been with everybody.
I done been with everybody.
So you got a different woman.
You got a different woman.
I done been with all the girls, man.
Four times, Shannon I'm telling you,
four times, four times a month, a new the girls, man. Four times. Shannon, I'm telling you, four times.
Four times a month, a new hairdo, man.
Come home.
Come home to somebody different.
I be like, oh, what the hell you doing in my house?
You know what I mean?
Like, uh-oh.
Hey, baby, uh-oh.
I ain't gonna look at you, girl.
You know what I mean?
That keep it spicy.
Keep it spicy, man.
Change that hairstyle once in a while.
Keep things interesting. Yeah, spicy, man. Change that hairstyle once in a while. Keep things interesting.
Yeah, well, you learn a lot.
Because I think most couples, if you're married and you work,
they go to work, come home.
You go to work, come home.
There's an eight, nine-hour gap between.
But when everybody's quarantined, there is no gap.
It's 24 hours.
So you're going to have to find a way to go about your day
and not get on their nerves
and they don't want to get on your nerves
because I can imagine
being around someone 24 hours a day.
You know what?
Hey, I like my coworkers,
not 24 hours.
I might really like someone,
but 24 hours is asking a bit much.
24 hours, man.
Hey, it's people in jail
who at some point,
they're going to get tired of that top bunk.
Exactly.
I'm about tired of that top bunk.
I want to go down there.
Can we work something out?
Maybe we'll split the difference.
Maybe half the year,
you get the bottom bunk.
Half the year, I get the bottom bunk.
Oh, you got to work things out.
But are you right?
When you're in a home together,
you still got to make things happen.
You still got so many things happen. You still got
so many things to be
blessed with and thankful for.
Because in this climate,
people are losing their businesses,
losing their families. So many
things come into play that you have to
be
have a compassion for and
understand and feel
it every night. Every night before we eat our meal, we pray for those who do not have and compassion for and understand and feel it every night. Every night before we eat our meal,
we pray for those who do not have
and pray for those who
have enough to
progress and make that more
and be able to sustain themselves
in this climate because I know.
And, you know,
we as comedians and stand-up guys,
there are comedians who are my friends
who only do stand-up.
So when this all started happening, since comedians are the ones who brighten your day and give you laughter to get you through your day or through your year,
and we have a way to connect and make things relatable and take the weight of the world and things that go on,
take it and we process it
and give it to you in a funnier form
so you can deal with stuff.
I immediately thought about,
wow, you know,
I wonder what they're doing
since we give a piece of ourselves
every time we hit that stage, you know.
We take all our things that ever happened to us
and we take that and we shape it
and we make it relatable for
you to understand but at the same time a lot of people in the audience are going through the same
thing that we grew up with or things that we've been through so we have put that to the side and
still go on that stage and make people laugh and enjoy themselves i thought about those guys because
i know those guys you know a lot of my friends don't have that you know i've been blessed to be
i've really been 30 years in the game i have been so blessed to be able to touch different areas.
I've been able to do commercials, TV, film, write, you know, everything that I've ever
done.
I have been able to use that at my disposal, use that in a way to give other guys work,
use that in a way to still spread the word of laughter
and find some way to make all this we're going through make sense.
So we still do that.
I thought about those guys who only had that one revenue
coming in to their homes, you know,
and I know that their bread and butter was the road,
going down the road, making people laugh.
So I think about those guys,
and I think about what they've given
already to their audience and to their
fans. But I'm
pretty lucky to be able to be in a position
where I can help these guys
get work and spread.
If I find out something
that's out there, I'll call a buddy and say,
hey man, I know someone's auditioning for something.
Maybe you should go out and read for it
or talk to this guy.
Now, of course, everything is not in person anymore,
but they're finding a way to make it work and keep everybody safe.
That's the biggest key.
And I tell people all the time, you go back and study history,
the greatest key for survival is not speed, it's not strength,
it's not size, it's not IQ, it's adaptability.
You have to be able to adapt.
Okay, well, this is what I normally only would do.
But okay, in order for survive,
instead of just doing standup,
you might have to do it, take a TV.
You might have to do sitcom.
You might have to do other things
to generate a source of revenue.
It's kind of like an animal.
Okay, if an animal only eats fish
and the stream drives up,
he's going to find another way to survive
or he will die.
So your guys, and for
you to put them on like that, that's what I love to hear. I love someone that's fortunate to be,
that's willing to help someone that's less fortunate because sometimes we get in a situation,
well, I'm doing good. Okay. I'm straight over here. And you see that, especially in today's
society, smooth. You see a lot of people that are like that. Well, I'm doing good. That ain't me.
Well, you got to have empathy. You got to have sympathy. You got to have compassion for your fellow man. And then it will come back to you tenfold.
It will come back to you tenfold, man. And I tell people all the time, man,
I don't want to be...
I'm just a more open individual. You know, my wife,
we go RVing. We have
these RV parties. I think I might have invited
you to a few of the RV parties at the beach
a few years ago.
We do that kind of stuff, man.
We love to entertain. We have a huge...
Oh, you came to our
New Year's parties before?
You the
entertaining kid. I don't know who...
I mean, you, the new Dick Clark,
you have New Year's parties.
You might as well put yours on TV.
Hey, I'm going to tell you though,
I'm going to tell you something about last,
our 2019 party was so damn crazy.
I mean, it was amazing.
Just now, we just had it in January.
It was sick. And I'm going to tell you something crazy.
2019 wasn't the greatest. We sat there, man.
We was like, everybody at the... I said, everybody,
when we go into 2020, I would
have everybody say, boy, 2019, get out of my face
because 2019 was bad 2019 was bad but who would know that 2020
would take 2019 fold it up in a little piece of paper and put 2019 in their mouth and eat it you
know i mean 2019 and better 2019 was 2020 has taken 2019 and drop kicked it. You know what I mean?
Just drop kicked it.
Like, huh.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So we're going to look back.
We're going to look back 20 years from now.
Maybe even not even 20 years.
Maybe even 10 years.
We're going to look back.
And when something goes bad, we're going to be like, man, that was so 2020.
And you're going to be like.
That was so.
Yeah, you're right.
That is terrible.
Yeah.
That's the end of it. Smooth, let me. And you're going to be like, yeah, you're right. That is terrible.
Smoot, let me, Smoot, you've done a lot of, you've done a lot of movies.
You've done Barbershop, Pootie Tang, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I mean, TV shows, Monsters.
You've done animations.
Yeah.
Can you tell us the difference between preparing for a movie role as far as a TV, a sitcom?
Oh, yeah. I tell you the difference.
Film is like this. To me,
I just love movies so much. I feel like with a movie, some things you have
time to develop things and sometimes you don't have time to develop things.
A film is kind of
what it is. I've been blessed to get directors who have allowed me to, and that goes across the board,
TV and film, who I've been blessed to be able to, and that's what I mean by planting those seeds.
That's what I mean by planting those seeds, Shannon. You plant enough seeds that when people
do call you, they ain't wasting your time.
They're calling you for something very specific.
They know you're a good tight end.
They're calling you,
they ain't going to trade for you.
They know you're a damn tight end.
And they want you to do something totally different.
They want you to throw the ball downfield.
You know what I mean?
Throw the ball to yourself.
You know what I mean? I don't know.
But that is the reason
I love film so much.
But in film,
you really don't have time
to develop a character.
You know what I mean?
You don't have time
for those nuances
because that script is written,
you know, for what it is.
That script leads to other characters.
It defines,
it determines so much
that you got to tell a story from A to B. Okay. leads to other characters. It defines, it determines so much. You gotta
tell a story from A to B.
Okay. In a
TV show, let's just say you get a TV
show and y'all got 21
episodes. Right. And that's
only 21 episodes. If you get renewed,
you get another 20-something episodes.
Keep on going, keep on going.
So in other words, in TV,
you get to, not only do you get to develop,
you get to build on the character.
As a movie, you're shooting that, you take three months, six months,
and that character is done.
Even in TV, you get an opportunity to evolve the character.
You get an opportunity to evolve the character.
And then you have the inner workings, which is different.
You have multi-cam. You got single cam. you know and that and and then you have the inner workings which is different you have you have
multi-cam you got single cam you got shows like kirby enthusiasm that i'm on where there is no
script we just have an outline seven eight page outline and we make our own we make our own we
create our own dialogue we improvise which is a whole not lane. So now it depends what it is.
Network TV is different.
The streaming services are different.
I personally love movies.
When I was on
Spider-Man, when I was in Almost Christmas
and Barbershop, I freaking loved
it. But that also
took me having
a director who
brought me in because he knew that i
would take a character and make it my own and they allowed me to have fun and elaborate with
the character and make it fun so that they got to give you a little a little rope they gotta give
you a little rope and let you have fun let you let you do your scenes so So do they let you, are you able to ad-lib more in
a movie than TV
or vice versa? It depends
what the project is.
Now, they let me get nice.
They let me go in Barbershop.
They let me go in
Almost Christmas. They let me go a little
bit in Spider-Man. So
they know that I'm coming
from the improv world already.
And they know exactly what I do.
So they're going to naturally let me,
they don't want me to come on stage
and be a robot on set.
Right.
They want me to go do JB.
You know, we got you in the movie
because we want you to go.
Yeah.
But that also expands the writing for the writers.
If they know you coming in,
they're going to say, oh, let's just give him
a framework, and I know JB
going to take it, and he going to start to get
wordy. He going to have fun with it. He going to
make it what it is. All that
stuff in barbershop, playing around,
me and Sid going back and forth,
joking around in that barbershop,
that's all like, some of that stuff, we just came up off the top of around in that barbershop that's all like
some of that stuff
we just came up off top of our head with that
and that's what a lot of us on the set
because you know
when you're comedians
they're going to let you elaborate
and let you improvise
if you have fun
now
but that's not saying it's not
that's not saying it's easier
but now
curtain enthusiasm
take that
some people
some people don't
as amazing as they are,
they can't improvise as well.
Right.
They'd rather have...
That's a gift.
Yeah.
That is a gift.
Give me what I'm going to say
and I'm going to give you exactly what you want.
Right.
Right?
Now, but that does not say
it doesn't come with making decisions.
Right.
When I'm working with Lowry,
I got to sit there and say,
you know, since there is no
full script, I got to sit there and say
I got to make a decision in the moment.
Am I going to have Larry's back
in this scene or do I want to go
against him?
And I got to think about
how many laughs am I going to
get out of having his back
and going along with him with this craziness
or how much mileage I'm going to get out of going against him.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Say, you're wrong Larry.
You're wrong or you're right, you know.
So, I got to sit there and try to think
how I can make this work and get the most funny out of it.
Right.
And at the same time, I'm also, you know,
I'm making a point since it is improv and since my character doesn't have any origin, they don't know what the hell my character really came from.
I just keep giving him, I keep giving him something new that he didn't know about my character.
Every time we go on camera, I try to give him something new he didn't know about Leon.
You know what I mean? So I say, I still say that TV gives you more
of a chance to expand the character
because you get more at-bats.
Right. You get more at-bats.
Right. Movie, when they say
cut, moving on, you can't go back and say
God dang it, I wanted to say this
so bad. Right.
So, okay, we got movie,
we got TV, and then we
have animation. So obviously animation, you're in a film studio, I mean, you're in a studio, we got TV, and then we have animation.
So, obviously, animation, you're in a film studio.
I mean, you're in a studio, you're in a booth.
There's nobody else around.
Because let me tell people a story.
On American Dad, when they did American Dad,
they were going to actually have you to do me.
I was going to be on the original schedule, and you were going to do me.
And then they called because no one knew who I was.
They knew me, but they didn't know if i would actually do the do the
voiceover so what they called me i was like well if i don't do it who are you going to have to do
the voiceover for me they said jb uh jb smooth and so i at the time i didn't really know who
you were because that was that was probably like over a decade ago so i googled you yeah i was like
okay then i pulled up some of your stuff i was like okay he could definitely do it I said but I can't pass up this opportunity
I love voiceover work because you can really get animated because no one sees you in the booth
and so you can make your voice rise you can make it fall you can have a cadence it is I love I love
that you strike me as a guy that loves that also no No, when I tell you, one day, I was doing a radio show.
And sometimes the radio guys, they'll pull your IMDB up.
Right.
And the guys just ran down some stuff that I totally forgot I did.
I totally forgot.
But the animated world is so fun.
You know, of course, I've done the Black Dynamite stuff.
I've done American Dad.
You know, I've done The Simpsons.
I've done Smurfs.
I'm in the Harley Quinn series right now.
The Harley Quinn animated series.
Monster University.
Monster University.
Man, I done did so much that I get in there and I visualize
like when I'm in the booth, I just
close my eyes and I just visualize
what I need to do
and like you said, the cadence and all those
things. You got to be in that booth.
You got to really embody that
animated character because you got to bring him
to life. You got to bring
you got to have all those emotions
all those things going on. You got to bring him to life. Correct. You got to bring... You got to have all those emotions,
all those things going on. Yes.
You got to hit it, hit it, hit it
because that determines the next person.
Now, I have been in a room
when I was doing Ninja Turtles.
Okay.
I did Ninja Turtles.
I played Bebop in Ninja Turtles.
Right.
The animated show in Nickelodeon.
Now, that right there,
sometimes we'll be in the same room together. Okay. Myself there, sometimes we'll be in the same room together.
Okay.
Myself and Rocksteady, we'll be in the same room together.
But a lot of times.
Yes, just you by yourself in the script.
75% of the time, I'm by myself.
So I gotta still match the energy as if he was there.
Correct.
And you're right.
You have to hit the emotions, the cadence.
You got to hit all these little things that's going to bring that character,
animated character to life.
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Without someone being around, because you know when you're shooting a live movie scene,
you got the other character, you got someone to play off of.
It's like when you're playing with a team, that's one thing.
But then you got playing one-on-one, but you're playing by yourself.
It ain't nobody to defend you.
It's really no one to play off of.
It's kind of like when you,
it's kind of like them damn kickers.
Boy, you're down by one point or two points,
and that goddamn kicker walk out there,
nobody look at him,
nobody talk to him,
nobody do nothing.
He got to get his own energy up,
and he got to sit to himself and figure a way.
Hey, he got to see that ball already went through.
He's got to pretend the ball already went through already.
He's got to pretend this already happened already.
Right.
I took a step back in time.
I already kicked that thing already.
We already won the game.
My physical body is already in the locker room.
I'm already in the shower.
This game's been over.
So, LeMah, do you remember
what's one of your most
memorable auditions?
Ooh. The
one I think about the most is
matter of fact, I just posted
myself being
in an audition with Larry.
So, that was my first
time meeting Larry
in that audition I posted.
And I'll tell you a little bit of a backstory on it.
So I was at SNL, working at SNL three seasons.
My fourth season, I didn't get renewed.
So I was free as a bird.
So the time I didn't get on my fourth season on SNL
to the time when I walked in the room
for audition with Larry for Curb,
you're talking about maybe two months,
maybe two months.
Okay.
So I had already,
I already didn't get renewed.
I had already fired my old agent,
fired,
I got rid of it every day.
I just wanted to clean sleep
and and just see what i can do i'm not behind the camera anymore writing on snl now i'm back in front
of stuff so let me get my butt out there came my wife had already told me i was gonna be on snl
she already said you're gonna i could see you and larry together i don't know what it is but i see
it you always say crazy stuff and larry say crazy stuff i could see y' Larry together. I don't know what it is, but I see it. You always say crazy stuff, and Larry say crazy stuff,
and I could see y'all working together one day.
And then all of a sudden, I was on the road in Atlanta,
and I got a phone call that one of my buddies had passed away.
OG, I'm sure you probably know OG, OG Pierce.
He produced the song, This Is How We Do It,
from Michael Jordan. He produced that song. That's how I do it.
This is how we do it. So I came to LA
for one day, one day to pay my respects for him.
They had a memorial service for him. I met him when I was doing Cedric the Entertainer Presents
sketch show. He was the music guy on that show.
So I met him there. We became good friends.
You know, he's a producer. My wife sings.
So everything kind of worked out.
And I heard that he had passed.
One of his friends had called me because my phone had
rang. My phone rang and I saw his
name up there. I'm in Atlanta in a hotel room
like, I'm going to do my show.
I just came from my show, matter of fact.
And my phone rang. I saw OG on my phone.
I said, oh. Answered the phone and a woman was on the phone and she said hey jb this is a friend of og's but
i wanted to call you let you know og passed and i'm like oh man you know so i said i said oh man
my buddy you know so i came to la for that one day and yeah and i just signed with a new agent
in new york who also had an office in LA.
So I get in, I said, you know what, while I'm in town for one day, you know, the memorial
service is tonight.
So I got here early.
I said, I'm gonna go say hi to my new agent.
I go in there and say hi to my new agent to meet them.
And then an agent comes in late and said, hey man, how long you in town?
I said, I leave tomorrow.
I only came in for one day because my buddy passed away. They said, oh, I got an audition here.
I said, what's it for? And he said, Caribbean enthusiasm. So I was like, wow.
Immediately I thought, I said, man, that's crazy. I said, I'm only in town for one day because my buddy passed away.
My wife told me I was going to be on Curb Your Enthusiasm one day.
SNL didn't resign me for my fourth season.
So if any one of those three things
had not happened,
I would have never been on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
But one, if I got renewed, I would have been sitting behind a Enthusiasm but one if I got renewed
I would have been sitting behind the desk
still typing jokes on SNL
my wife told me I was going to be on the show
if my buddy didn't pass away
you wouldn't be in LA
even if he didn't pass away
those few days earlier
you know what I mean
I still wouldn't have been in town
I still wouldn't have been here
and then I came in town that was probably what I mean? I still wouldn't have been here.
And then I came in town.
That was probably my, you know, because I'm making a point.
Here's where I do it on auditions.
I don't tell everybody to do this, but don't be afraid to try this,
all you young actors out there.
I always walk into the room as the character.
I don't, I feel, I feel like I got to, it's like starting a car on a cold day. If you walk in there, you walk outside your car cold, like I'm not talking about the new car, the new car's got
the fuel injection, all that stuff. You know what I'm talking about, Shannon. You gotta pump the gas
a little bit. Pump the gas. You know, I don't like pumping the gas
when I walk into the room.
I don't like introduce myself,
and then all of a sudden I got to turn on the character.
Right.
It's a weird transition.
Right.
You're already in character.
Man, I like to be that dude.
I like to be that dude when I'm sitting down
waiting to go in.
So by the time I walk in, I'm already,
I'm walking the room as my character already.
I'm ready to go.
I say shit.
I say stuff that the character would say immediately.
I jump, I just jump right in it.
You know what I mean?
I make, I like to control, I like to drive the car.
I'm not a terrible, I'm not a good passenger.
I like to drive.
I like to drive the car a little bit.
You know, let me drive a little bit.
I'll let you drive.
But I tell you, I tell you when I, you know what,
I'll get out the car and walk around the side and get in the passenger side.
You slide over.
Smooth, you mentioned, go ahead.
I'm sorry to cut you off, but you mentioned SNL.
Is it every comedian's dream to be on SNL, to write,
be in front of the camera?
Because it's launched a lot of people's career,
and it seems to me that's one of the launching points for,
for greater success. Now, from what I've heard,
it's not easy to be on there for a length of time. I mean,
anybody can do it for a year,
but to do it for year after year and then walk away on your turns.
Yeah. Yeah. It's a, it's a, It's a... It's definitely not easy
and, you know,
and when you're writing on...
When you're writing those sketches
every week,
you know what it's like?
Here's what it's like.
It's like trying out
for the cheerleading team
every damn week.
Right.
You know how...
Remember how they would put,
you know,
a list
of who made the team on a piece of paper
and stick it to the wall?
You got to go up there, everybody's crowding around
trying to see if you made it. Trying to see your name.
You're trying to look for your name.
You're hoping it's not
in alphabetical order. Maybe it's not in alphabetical
order. I don't see my name yet.
You try to find
your name. Oh, man. Every week You try to find your name, like, oh, man.
And it's like every week when you submit
those jokes, those scripts,
and you pray you get one picked.
Man, I'm going to tell you something.
I probably can count on one hand
how many in three years, how many
I got picked up. But
I ain't going to never forget my ass around
that one. I'll tell you that much i mean i always make a
presence you know i mean you ain't gonna never say jb ain't work hard you know never say jb and
show up for me you never say you know because when i got there i had to i had to like do my
new york i had to do my new york hustle right i was writing on the show i did warm up on the show. I did warm up on the show for two years, two seasons.
I did,
I was in sketches all the time.
You know what I mean?
They put me in monologues
all the time
at the opening of the show.
So that's a writer.
That's three jobs already
as a writer.
Number four,
I had four jobs.
So,
Conan O'Brien was still
at NBC at that time.
Conan O'Brien found out
I was working upstairs
as a writer and we had worked together before. He called, I. Conan O'Brien found out I was working upstairs as a writer, and we had worked
together before.
I did Conan O'Brien 11 damn times,
probably, while I was working as a writer
upstairs. They would call Lorne Michaels
and say, hey, can we borrow J.B.
for a sketch?
He would call my office and say,
J.B., we got a Conan call.
He wanted to know if you wanted to come downstairs
and do a sketch.
Go down there, do the sketch, come back up
and finish writing. I said, all right, cool.
I get in the elevator, go down there,
I do a damn sketch with Conan,
go back upstairs, get behind the computer,
keep working. So I was blessed.
I was blessed. And Shannon,
that's four checks.
That's four separate checks.
They're going to pay you for doing every last one of those four things.
So, obviously, I said, man.
So, it's not like TV.
It's not like really TV now.
Like, okay, you pay me to do this show.
But if I feel like I do somebody else's show, that's for free.
If I do somebody else's radio gig, that's for free.
And if I do something else, that's for free, too.
You get four checks for both different jobs.
Hey, you get paid for each individual thing you do.
Everything you do.
Hey, they call me a la carte, goddammit.
They call me a la carte.
Smooth. I'm looking at your resume, Smooth. I look at some of the people you comedians,
Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Adam Sandler, as you mentioned, Larry David, Sandy Entertainer, Tracy Morgan,
Jerry Seinfeld, Marlon Wayans, Whoopi Goldberg.
When you guys get together, is it joke telling all the time,
part of the time, none of the time?
Let me tell you something.
Each one of those names you mentioned, every last
person you just said shows
up who you think
they are. They show up as
who you know them
to be. That's how they show
the hell up. And that's what makes
every last one of those people you
named so unique.
It's like everyone brings something
to the table.
And you get, like, let's take the movie Top 5.
That Chris Rock did.
Man, he had everybody
in that damn movie. Let me tell you something, man.
You're so upset, everybody
is exactly who the hell
you want them to be.
You know, there's one thing about
when we're
at that level, you thing about one thing about, and when we at that level,
you meet someone bigger than you,
like someone up there,
you want them to
be who you hope they are.
Right. The worst thing for a
person, the worst thing for a person to meet their heroes
or meet someone, and they ain't
who they thought they were.
They're never like you expected them to be.
Oh, man, you'd be like, God damn, man.
And they'd break your heart, man.
They'd break your heart to the point
you're like, God damn,
I didn't want that to happen.
I thought they were somebody else, man.
Right.
But blessing, but blessed that
Chris pulled together
some amazing comedians
and man, it's flawless.
And he allowed everyone to do them.
That's the key to an actor,
that's the key to a comedian,
is for you to get these opportunities
that they allow you to do you
and let you do exactly what they brought you
on the project to do.
And that's a good director.
That's a good showrunner.
That's a good producer.
That is what you need at your disposal to make whatever you're writing and that's how that's a good director that's a good showrunner that's a good producer that is
what you need at your disposal to make whatever you're writing come to life because i always think
about like this you know i always try to show up and always try to make i question the director i
question the producers what exactly do you need from me right what exactly do you need from me you know i mean
and i need to know that clearly so i don't step on no toes so i don't burn no bridges is this is
this his scene or am i a part of the scene am i am i am i pitching him right my fastballing him
what am i doing in this scene you know so that I don't mess up whatever
you however you envision this scene I want to know so I don't I don't mess up whatever you
need out of it because that's there you know you realize you need producers you need directors
that's their thing that's their dream they always wanted to be that. And the only way they're going to get that is you give them what they are looking for.
And why show up half-assed something that's their thing, their dream?
You know what I mean?
Their job is to make you look good.
And your job is to make sure that you give them the tools to make you look good.
So it's got to work like that and and that's how that's the only way you know and and those
opportunities sometimes you don't get that many swings at the ball right you don't get that many
you don't get that many swings now blessings have come upon us that we've been getting more.
As far as Black people, we've been getting more opportunities now to be on camera and also have our own shows and stuff.
So that's a blessing, you know.
But sometimes, I remember back in the day, shit, man.
I know a few of my buddies who had deals and shit.
Sometimes you get one shot.
One shot.
You get one shot. I shot. You get one shot.
I know people who got shows, and them shows lasted two episodes.
You know, you're like, god dang it, two episodes, man.
That's not enough to showcase.
They'll pull a damn repeat in your slot at 8 p.m.
You're like, god dang it.
Put a whole show on it.
Smooth, you got one of your big stars,
I believe your first star on Def Comedy Jam,
which was probably responsible
for launching more black comedians career
than probably any other,
from the DL Hughleys to the Bernie Macs,
the Bruce Bruces,
some of the great comedians
who have gone on to not just do standup,
but to do television shows, to
be in movies, to become leads. How instrumental was Deaf Comedy Jam for you and other Black
comedians? Men and women.
Oh, men and women. Deaf Comedy Jam was the, you know, here's another thing I let people
know all the time is that Deaf Comedy Jam was amazing.
But it's kind of like this.
It's kind of like we have all
these...
There was so much going on
that no one knew about
in the comedy world.
In the Black comedy world.
Because, you know,
being from New York, we had this spot
called the Uptown Comedy Club right which is
right in Harlem on 125th Street uh and um let me tell you something man that place oh my god man
that was even before the comedy jam right before BET comedy before all that. You are going to have these pockets of
comedy clubs or nightclubs that had
a comedy night. We would be busy.
Let me tell you something. We worked every
night in New York because it was a metropolitan area.
You could be in Connecticut, Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx,
Westchester. You could be in Jersey. That's six
different boroughs that you could easily be in.
And you could probably do, if you hustle, you got a nice
car that run, you could probably do two or three a night if you really
got to hustle.
And this is before Def Comedy
Jam, before BET,
before any of these shows. You're talking about
you had
to have a, something
had to light it.
Something had to light that fuse
with a slow burn, but by
the time, you know,
the explosion of black comedy hit its plateau,
the deaf comedy jams, the BET comic views,
you got to realize, you can't have all those comedians.
You're talking about a lot of damn comedians.
Yes, yes.
A lot of damn comedians, deaf comedy jams.
They had to come from somewhere.
You know what I mean?
They had to come from somewhere. And you what I mean? They had to come from somewhere.
And you're talking about every major city in the United States
had these funny, unique comedians all around the country
that Deaf Comedy Jam could grab and say, hey,
we got a platform for you.
This is going to be perfect with everybody.
Everybody's going to be able to shine and do their thing, man.
We got Martin Lawrence hosting it.
I got blessed, man.
I was on the second taping of the first season.
I was so happy, man, to be able to get on that show.
And I'll tell you something.
That audition process wasn't no joke.
And you talking about back then, man.
You talking about cats fighting for positions.
Let me tell you something, man. That thing became fighting for positions? Let me tell you something, man.
That thing became, it became, let me tell you something, man.
It's kind of like fighting for your position.
A roster spot on the team.
You got three other tight ends, three other damn tight ends on your team, and they all good.
And you're like, God damn, what can I do different outside of knocking one of these dudes out with a damn, in practice?
How can I
make it sure?
I've just got to be unique enough.
I've got to have that intangible
that is going to bring something to the show.
Because my thing has always been
make the show
amazing. I never think
about myself as an individual
because it's really not about
us. It's about when you're doing a stage show,
you're doing a stand up, it's really about the audience
enjoying their money's worth and having a good time.
I never make it about myself.
You know, hell, I never make it about myself to the point
where shit, I have had nights when shit just went wrong. It went wrong
it went wrong
and it's a stumble
but
I'm the first to
to claim
you know and learn from
everything so these
that Def Comedy Jam was a platform
a springboard for everybody
man it became
the one show you wanted
to get on. It was.
You would do anything to get on that damn show.
And you wanted to watch it too.
You wanted to watch it? Hey, you know how many
times Def Con would come on, man,
and I was supposed to go out? Man,
we would sit there, right,
start getting dressed to go
to the club, but we would make sure
we slow down a
little bit so we go watch the deaf comedy jam while we getting dressed we go to the
club and we waited till it went off and then we go out and get in the car and go
to the club but we had to see deaf comedy jam but it propelled everybody
everybody you name it propelled everybody and it was like I cannot explain how amazing that time period was that finally we had
this this this place we could go to and we can all express our style all express our humor and we all
had this unique opportunity and I think I think Russell Simmons and and Def Jam and Martin and everybody who was a part of that,
because that is really,
that is the fuse that was lit
to propel all these amazing people you see today, man.
There is a class of Def Comedy Jam.
There is a unique class of comedians.
They should, I mean, we've had a reunion and we've had a uh
a tribute show and that kind of stuff but man it's just amazing at the at how that that show
made a lot of comedians bob sumner also an amazing he's he ran all the all those um all those
auditions man bob was a big part of that man he's a big part of all those um all those auditions man Bob was a big part of that
man he's a big part of it you got all those comedians on board right when you look at
comedians do most comedians okay you do you start out doing stand-up but do most comedians all
comedians how what percentage do you think says you know what I want to graduate to tv I want to
graduate to movies is that or just some people just like you know stand up my? I want to graduate to TV. I want to graduate to movies.
Is that, or just some people just like, you know,
stand up my gig.
I want to do stand up.
Because it was like, once Eddie, once Eddie was,
Eddie Murphy, obviously, I'm talking about Eddie Murphy.
Once he graduated from stand up and started doing,
did, you know, movies.
Yeah.
I think he's going to do another Netflix special. But he went totally away.
You see Jerry Seinfeld, he had a TV.
He went back.
A lot of people, Kevin Hart does movies.
He comes back.
Chris Rock did movies, comes back.
Is it that you, okay, do you always want to come back?
Because, you know, some guys come back, some guys don't.
Let me say something. Stand-up, stand-up will always
be
the bread
and butter of any comic.
It's just what it is.
Here's what the benefits you get out of doing stand-up is.
TV,
you shoot TV,
you gotta shoot stuff, you gotta shoot
stuff, you gotta package it, you gotta
post it, you gotta air it. Movies, you gotta shoot stuff, you gotta shoot stuff, they gotta package it, they gotta put, they gotta do post, they gotta air it.
Movies, you gotta shoot the movie,
you gotta be on a cane, you gotta do all this stuff,
you gotta do all this mess when it comes to movies,
movies, movies, movies, movies, movies.
Sometimes you won't see a movie, shit,
eight, nine, sometime a year,
by the time you see that damn movie.
And I'm gonna tell you something,
even as an actor,
a lot of times you grow
in those eight, nine months.
Right.
And majority of the time,
you don't like the movie
because you sit there like,
damn, I could have done that better.
I'm a better actor a year later
than I was when I shot that damn movie.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
So you have to,
and then there are comedians
who are totally
satisfied with being
stand-ups and could care less
about movies and TV.
Here's the thing you get out of doing stand-up.
Stand-up,
that's how I compare it to TV and film.
You might not see that movie for a year.
TV, you got to do all that work,
shoot all these damn episodes.
By the time people see it,
stand up,
you get a chance to be in the moment.
It's instantaneous.
You walk on that damn stage,
you can perform,
you got people laughing their ass off,
they can touch you after the show,
you can hug them,
they can tell you,
oh, I needed that so much,
thank you so much,
I needed that laugh. In the moment, you can get in your car. They can tell you, oh, I needed that so much. Thank you so much. I needed that laugh.
In the moment, you can get in your car.
You can go home.
You can drive home like, damn, that was a good show.
You feel it on your skin in the moment.
It's there.
That just happened.
You in the moment.
You felt it.
They felt it.
It was a great time.
They talking about you right now while you driving home.
They driving home talking about you because they had a good time.
TV, film, man, you can tell people all you want.
Man, when you see this movie coming out?
When it coming out?
Oh, man, about nine months.
About nine months, man, brother.
It's good.
It's good.
Right.
So that's why people thirst.
They thirst to get back.
They want that immediate. They want that instant grat to get back. They want that immediate.
They want that instant gratification.
They want that instant.
That's that instant rush.
It's not a slow day.
I'm going to get that in nine months or a year.
I'm getting that right now.
I'm getting that euphoria.
I'm getting that high right now.
Oh, man.
You got it right there, man.
You got that right in the moment, man.
It's like, oh, man.
We all were there. In this timeline, we were there. We did man. You got that right in the moment, man. It's like, oh, man, we all were there.
In this timeline, we were there.
We did it.
You know what I mean?
The show was great.
All the whole show was good.
Look at it.
Everybody did great tonight.
The crowd had a good time.
Ooh, it works.
It works, man.
Give me your Mount Rushmore of comedians.
Ooh, man. And you know there's only four Mount Rushmore of comedians. Ooh, man.
And you know there's only four
Mount Rushmore. So we can't do no
ads. We can't do no ties. We only got
four. We only got four spots.
Now, are you basing
it on... Here's
what I ask you. Are you
basing it on impact in
my life? Are you basing it
on... You know how,
even in top five,
everybody had their different opinion
of who the best rappers were,
who the best hip hop could do it.
Everybody had an opinion
because you got to go by what touches you.
And if I base it on...
See, I'm inspired by so many different things.
You base it on whatever you want your criteria to be.
I want to know what smooth, top, I want to know smooth,
Mount Rushmore comedian.
So you base it however you want.
Impact, who have me laughing, whatever the case may be.
See, I'm like Mike Tyson.
See, here's what I say.
Styles make fights for me.
Right.
You ask Mike Tyson about boxing,
he gonna break down why
and he gonna give you all the little nuances
of what the sweet science is all about.
Right.
Right?
You know, there's guys who lost fights to me who I still consider the greatest. Right. Some of the greatest boxers to me. Right. Right? You know, there's guys who lost fights to me
who I still consider
the greatest.
Right.
Some of the greatest boxers
to me.
Right.
Even though they lost,
they ain't undefeated.
But they lost,
but they still get classified
as the greatest.
So,
here's what I want to say.
Damn,
this is hard.
Hey,
I know it's hard.
I'm a fight fan. See, I'm a fight fan see i'm a fight fan okay you know
what i mean i can only go by what inspired me in my movement you know what i mean and you just
come from a guy who was inspired by music who was inspired by comedy who's inspired by anything and
everything birds i'm inspired by everything you can think of okay outdoors i'm inspired by
personalities by people so science the stars astrology oh so i say this prior okay he would
be on my he'll be on my prior oh man see in my in my book fourth hard damn it man prior murphy i gotta go murphy you be mine
now this is a hard one people gotta understand this one i i i was inspired by Bill Cosby okay here's why I tell people
as a
asterisk on it
you cannot
if everybody had to give
back
the inspiration they got from somebody
because that person
didn't live up to it
or something happened where they got
heavily flawed
flawed right
that person was flawed
now think about this
if you had to give
all that back
you know what it does to you
it drops you down
because something about them
inspired you in that moment
right
in your upbringing
in your career
that helped you
propel you to grab that microphone and start opening your upbringing and your career that helped you, propel you
to grab that microphone
and start opening your mouth.
And they say
50% of the job
is grabbing the microphone.
Right.
Just like you guys,
you put a uniform on,
you got to have the guts
to put that uniform on
and walk in that field.
Yes.
Before that kickoff,
you already halfway there.
You already here.
You showed up. Now you got another already halfway there you already here you showed up
now you got another 50% to do
to win this damn game
and put somebody on their ass
or whatever
so
I say
those three
right
are you
now
this is a hard one
because
I love me some Fox
I love me some Red Fox man
I'm telling you
I'm telling you Red Fox, man. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Red Fox
is, to me, whoo!
That particular style,
right, is
hilarious. He had the party
albums, all the good stuff. Right.
I'm going to tell you another
guy, but it's hard
because he's too close to my age.
Right. Chris
Rock, his,
he had a run of four specials. And I dare you to put them in order
to the best of each one.
Those specials that Chris Rock did,
that rapid fire Chris Rock,
when he on a roll
and he's banging that microphone
and walking back and forth
across that stage.
Come on, man. Ain't nobody
gonna match that. Ain't nobody
gonna boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Walking to you.
I'm singing and Chris walking back and forth
hitting you with the fourth
tossed salad and all them jokes.
Come on, man. Shannon, you cannot
beat that pace. You can't
even keep up. You can't keep up with it
because you're like, God damn, this dude's shooting the shit
out of me. He's shooting
me with these jokes.
I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh. I can't even
keep my balance, man.
He's too close an ace to me.
He's reachable. I can
grab him right now. He's a friend of mine.
I love him. I love him. I would love him to now. He's a friend of mine. Right. I love him.
I love him.
I would love him to be up there, but I got to go.
See, Chris wasn't around.
I didn't know Chris when I first had in my mind I wanted to do this.
You know what I mean?
I had never stepped on stage before.
But this one guy, I feel like he was a big – all these guys were a big part
of my, and I needed these
styles, and I said styles make
fights. I needed a balance of
all four of these guys
in order for me to get
the courage to walk on stage and
grab that microphone.
So I feel like
as far as stand up,
I got to add my man George George Carlin, because all I can think about in this moment is George Carlin was so, all these comedians are very outspoken in their way.
Every last one of them.
Different eras, but very, very, very, very, very outspoken.
Different eras, but very, very, very, very, very outspoken.
Now, I can only imagine what George Carlin would do with this shit show he got going on in the world today.
I mean, he would have a fucking field day, Shannon.
You hear me?
He would have a – no, he would take this stuff and he would mangle it.
He will mangle what's going on in the world today.
That was his style. That was his thing.
Outspoken,
poignant, all the things you
can think of. This dude,
he can find a way to
make you look so stupid
in your thinking,
in the things you are making
important in your life,
the things that the government is doing.
He will take every, half the stuff he said
in his last special happened.
And the man is dead.
The man been gone.
Half the stuff he said and half the stuff he been saying
in all his special is happening.
That's the crazy part.
You look at it like,
damn. He knew
stuff about human nature
that only
certain comedians can take it.
Take human nature. Some
are very storytellers, was it prior?
You know, storytellers. Eddie Murphy
was very, I'd say
he can talk
about almost anything, but when he starts talking about
his family and different things like that,
oh, Eddie will kill you.
Yeah, you're dying. You know, Aunt Bunny,
you know, he has stuff.
Relationship stuff will kill you.
You know what I mean?
These are,
and Cosby, he's sitting there, he's
sitting down,
he sat down on a chair
and painted, he would paint pictures He's sitting there. He's sitting down. He sat down on a chair.
He would paint pictures and tell you stories and paint pictures, man.
How can you not?
He's sitting there like these damn styles, all these styles.
And not one of them is alike.
Each and one of these guys is completely different.
You couldn't even put them in a ring together because you couldn't tell who would win.
When I look at, and I think you left Chappelle off because Chappelle is your age.
He's a peer of yours.
I can't, I can't.
I knew Dave when he was 15.
When you walk on stage, I'm 20-something.
He was 15, waiting to go on stage in the same club.
Right.
No, don't get me wrong.
Chappelle is my man.
Right now, if there was to, right now,
he is definitely someone who-
He the king right now.
He is the king right now.
There is no king right now other than Dave Chappelle.
He is the king right now.
But I gotta go by what inspired me. That little
15-year-old boy who was waiting to go on stage
in the comedy club,
he didn't inspire me in my upcoming.
Right, right.
He was just another kid
starting out who's watching
us and, you know,
who was amazing
in his young age.
But he,
I was already on my... You were on your sin, right.
Yeah, exactly.
I can't say, you know,
had I started today,
I would say,
shit, I got to throw Chappelle up in there
because I'll be starting today.
So let me ask you a question.
Robin Harris was,
I think he was on the ascent before he he
lost uh he died bernie mack is still one of my favorites you know what after i've listened to
him a couple of times you know who i like seinfeld and i didn't i didn't watch his show and i wasn't
a big seinfeld watcher but i've listened to some of his things, I can get down with Seinfeld.
See, I think for me, when I hear Pryor
and I hear Red Fox and I hear some of these other guys,
that's relatable to me
because that's how we talk in our community.
I can relate to that.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like a food dish.
You talk about oxtails, you talk about neck bones,
you talk about pig in sandwiches,
that's things I can relate to.
So when someone talks about cooking that, okay, I get that.
I don't always relate to some of the other comedians that are outside of my
demographic.
But you know what I'm talking about, Smooth.
I know that.
See, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing that's going to put that in a nutshell.
Back when Blockbuster was open, right?
Right. I was walking around was open, right? Right.
I was walking around Blockbuster, right?
And I realized something.
I said, I think I told my wife this.
I said, baby, do you realize that we can walk in Blockbuster
and we can rent anything in here because we get it.
We can rent anything in this because we get it. We can rent anything
in this damn blockbuster,
take it home, put it in,
and get it because
we have to understand
everybody. We have
to. It's just the nature of what it is
as a black person. We got to understand all
this.
Why people can't walk in blockbuster
and just grab Friday?
They ain't gonna get it.
They can't grab Car Wash.
They can't grab that.
They can't pick that up.
Oh, hell no. They ain't gonna get it.
They ain't gonna laugh at the right stuff.
They're gonna be afraid to laugh
at stuff. Because they ain't gonna know
what this show laugh at.
They ain't gonna get it. They ain't gonna understand it.
House party.
I said,
we done read it.
House party.
Shannon,
come on, man.
You can't get that
as a gift to somebody.
Right.
You know,
your white friends,
your ego.
You're right.
Smooth,
let me ask you this.
House party.
Smooth,
let me ask you this.
Okay,
you're doing a show
and one of these other guys
walk in,
they might be before you, they might be
after you. I know when you go to
obviously the All-Star game,
let's just take basketball All-Star game.
You know, guys want to show, okay, Steph Curry,
you shoot, I can make threes too, I can make local threes too.
Okay, LeBron, you want to dunk, I can dunk too.
Are you in
secretly competition? Because I remember
when I used to run, I'd go to the gym,
I made a treadmill. You might not think it, but you're racing me, bro.
Don't even worry about it.
If what's known doesn't need to be spoken.
But we're racing.
I mean, you're trying to go 10, I'm going 11.
You're going 12, I'm going 13.
You know, we're Olympic.
When you're going 13,000 steps, I'm going 15.
We're racing.
So are you in competition against that guy at the club?
I am not, but that person's
in competition with me. That's the bad part. And that's the part that
is sad on some levels.
So yeah, it's sad, but as
much as we give to our audiences,
the inner workings of it, you know, it can get a little,
you know, it gets a little messy sometimes,
you know, especially coming up. Right. But
it is what it is. You know, if you got
a bunch of cats in the circus and they all can walk on the tightrope real good with the chair
and they got all that good balance.
You're not special then.
If we all can do the same thing, you got to be able to do something
that I can't do to set yourself apart.
Now, here's the thing.
So that particular guy can walk on that tightrope.
He got that chair.
He got, you know, he can put that chair,
one leg of that chair on that rope.
Right.
And sit his ass down, Shannon.
Right.
He's sitting there, bowing himself out.
Everybody looking at him like, oh, man,
he just showing out now.
Right.
But I guarantee you,
one of them other guys will steal that
and they're going to try to do it.
They're going to...
They're going to go home and practice it and then they're going to be able to sit
in the chair all the time. They're going to be able to do the same damn thing.
So, the race...
The race... A race only
comes into play if two
people agree that it's a race.
You know,
one guy might not even know it's a race,
but you hauling ass.
So you hauling ass.
I'm just running.
But you hauling ass.
But somehow you hauling ass so hard, but we still side by side.
Right.
But you working hard.
Right.
You working hard.
I'm like striding.
I'm like striding.
Right, you striding out.
I'm striding out.
You like, you got this.
I'm running. You hauling ass. striding out. You were like, you got this. I'm running.
You hauling ass.
It's different.
You know what I mean?
So I say that because there are people who are motivated by your, you know, motivated by your failure.
And that is the nature. And I think in this world of social media, you see more of the character of people come out.
You know, I think, you know, everything is more out front now.
You know, I think it's almost cool to hate.
It's almost cool to make it a competition.
It's almost cool to compare yourself to everybody all the time. It's almost cool to make it a competition. It's almost cool to compare yourself to everybody all the time.
It's almost cool to boast.
It's almost cool to do all these things, which is terrible.
But we have somehow landed in this climate.
But, you know, some people think you're racing them, and you're not.
You just, you know, you can only do you, you know.
And that's why I say, I think I might have said it at the top.
you know, you can only do you, you know, and that's why I say,
I said at the top, I said, man, I'm so content, man. And I'm so happy and blessed to have longevity 30 years in the game,
have longevity, have still have patience, still willing to learn.
You know, I learned every day in this, in this, in this, in this,
in this standup world, in this acting world,
in this world that, you know, constantly evolving.
Right.
Constantly, the comedian has to evolve with the times
because we have to be able to make it relatable
to what we're talking about.
Because the thing is that,
because you remember back in the day,
everything kind of went.
You can make jokes about people's orientation.
You can make jokes about people's race and religion.
Where that was acceptable then, that's really not acceptable now, even though comedians are supposed to push the boundaries.
So you have to be careful.
You have to evolve with the evolving and the changing of the times.
Has that been difficult?
You know what?
It has always been a part of the comedian.
It has always been there.
It's never going to be something different.
It has always been there.
It is actually what we have to deal with constantly is being PC.
And, you know, we've always had to deal with that.
But I realized, you know, like Eddie, you know, you can't pull up those old albums.
No.
You know, you got to almost admit you were thinking different back then.
You almost got to come out. You know what? You got to almost admit you were thinking different back then. You almost got to come out.
You know what?
You got to almost say it yourself.
You can't allow them to pull your albums up and start to dissect it.
You got to say, you know what?
Man, that era, that time period, woo, we got away with so much.
Yes.
Anybody who I, who, in this time.
No way.
In this time, I got to say, hey, that was some early year stuff.
In my view, I took some chances in comedy.
But people, you know what?
People loved it.
And the times were different.
Of course, I would never do any of those things nowadays because it just doesn't fit the times.
Correct.
And I would never, you know, degrade or say anything bad about women or, you know, or your gender, you know, it just, you know, I'll take this as a good example.
So I had to pull up my old comedy special and I was like, man, so this is a bit I used to do.
People used to love it.
So I used to do a used to love it so i think about um
police officers right right and i would sit there and do this whole run on uh i talked about how
you know and living in la everybody's always running from the police you know he's high
all you see these high speed car chases all the time i I said, man, and these, you know, I said,
and police officers, this was like years ago,
but police officers, like five years ago,
but police officers, you know, would get mad
because when they blow your tires out,
they're supposed to spike strip down and blow your tire,
you get out the car and start running.
And it's a whole 15-minute bit about how
once you get out the car and start running,
a police officer would get mad as hell because
he got all that shit on that belt and i got and i put everything on the belt you can think of but
it's all about you know how you know uh uh criminals and and police officers now back then
of course the joke was relevant because people do run a lot in LA.
Right. You know, they run,
they love to run out here. You know,
they will have a cop chasing them all day
if they had to, until the car ran out of gas.
And you try to watch TV. They still put
those chases on TV out here.
Oh, yeah. And you run out,
you be mad because they interrupt your
TV show. You be like, God,
can't watch nothing out here. You know, you like be mad because they interrupt your tv show you be like yes can't watch nothing
out here you know you like man they would interrupt anything out here in la they would
i said they would interrupt the damn dvd they don't give a damn
and so i did this whole bit about police chasing people and catching catching you and and and all
the stuff on the belt i talked about they had they had a gun, taser, bullets,
you know, breathalyzer,
that damn lie detector, a coffee maker.
I had all this stuff on the belt.
And I said, man, they'd be mad
because they got all that mess on the belt.
They chasing you and all that stuff is shaking around
and spilling coffee and stuff.
And man, it's hilarious, right?
And I said, the damn cop It's hilarious, right? And then I said,
and I said, the damn cop was so mad, you know.
And this is, I'm going to tell you,
I'm going to wrap this up at the end.
But, and I did, I said,
when they catch you, they be so mad at you.
I said that the cop pulled his billy club out
and he's so mad that you made him chase you.
I said, he hit himself in the back
and then he hit you. Like, boom, boom, boom, boom. That's how mad that you made him chase you i said he hit himself in the back and then he hit you
like boom boom boom boom that's how mad he was at you now that's the times we we live in right
we talk about we talk about how a lot of comedians because we have to make the obvious we have to make pain we have to make we have to take whatever's going on in the world
make it relevant because believe it or not laughter is the cure for a lot of things that we
are going through and i say this all the time you if you think there wasn't at least one funny slave in the midst of all that on those
plantations you had to have one dude you had to have one dude when they finished working on the
plantation you had to have one dude who had to take the sting off of what we going through and
he'll stay on that box.
Boy, he'd be 10. Boy, let me tell you something. He'd be talking about the damn slave owners.
Boy, he'd be going in on them damn fools. They'd be laughing their ass off.
Boy, you do got a tight ass. You know what I mean?
You have to.
You have to have that separation of what is happening and how to deal with it.
Right now, Shannon, we're going through a terrible time right now.
Yes.
Terrible.
Yes.
Black Lives Matter.
We're going through a terrible presidential race.
We're going through it.
We are going. 2020 is it like you said,
people are going to be saying man,
is that so 2020 of you?
I'm telling you
it's going to come a time
Shannon, when this climate,
this time period,
our timeline,
we are living in right now.
It's going to come a time
when a comedian is going to go on stage
and completely clown 2020.
Of course.
Even though death,
even though pandemics,
even though police brutality,
even though you name it,
you name it, you name it,
the rise of racial, racist groups,
you know, even in the midst of all this, you cannot function mentally if all you hear is
negative, negative, negative. You remember when this is a good example. Remember
the fifth element?
Yeah. Now, this is
this right here might make you cry.
Okay. Remember fifth element
when, I forgot
her name, but anyway, you know,
Bruce Willis had to
help the lady,
right? And remember
she didn't know anything.
Remember they put, somehow she got a hold of some videos
or something happened.
And remember she was watching it and it was a history.
It was a complete history of the world.
Remember that?
All she saw was, she saw every good point
and every horrible part of this planet earth and she started crying
shan that tear was rolling down her face because she just saw in a nutshell everything she needed
to find out about who she was where she came from and how this world is that she's about to come into and she started crying because it
was terrible right terrible she saw war she saw famine she saw shannon you name it she saw that
all like this back to back back to back back to back she didn't have time to even process it
and she started crying no one in their right mind, Shannon, can possibly.
People are overwhelmed right now.
They're overwhelmed.
It's impossible for you to constantly have overwhelming situations thrown at you.
You're going to crack.
You're going to crack.
And that's when revolution happens.
That's when people go out on their own because they feel like there's
nothing they can lose. But they ain't getting nothing out of this. They're going to lose their
marbles. And you need to have someone to take it, who has a stronger will, who has a different
mental capacity for pain.
And a lot of times,
comedians can take horrible things that happen in their lives
and they find some way suppressing it,
writing it funny,
whether they had a bad father or a bad mama
or whatever it is,
they suppress it,
they find a way to do impression of their dad
or impression of their mom.
And it can be undertone,
could be the most horrible things ever.
But they find some way to make it relatable
to you sitting in that audience
and you be laughing your ass off
because you know that he couldn't be up there
telling you the full pain of it.
Right.
And that's what this right here that we are going through right now somehow has got to go from this horrible feeling that we are having
to somehow making sense of it.
And to me, the only person who will make sense of it
is one of these amazing comedians,
Dave Chappelle or whoever,
is going to walk on that stage
and be as blunt with you,
but in its honesty,
is going to make you laugh
and realize that we got to push through
all this somehow
and we got to make sense of it.
For some reason,
this is happening right now for a reason
you know we are not in control of any of this stuff you know as much as we are at the mercy of
people who are in government people who are you know i say this is what i say i don't really
listen to people because i know that people are all humans and we are all actually learning
how things work at the same time.
Some people might find out before you,
that doesn't make them smarter than you.
You know, there's things that they could never understand
and be smart enough to do that you know how to do.
And there's things that they know that you can't do.
But in all reality,
we are all learning at the same time how the world works and
what it is. No one knows what it is. I think
everybody does. We're all dumb.
We're all dumb, believe me. No one is this freaking amazing
person that knows everything. If they did, they would have saved the planet a long time
ago. That person doesn't exist.
We are all dumb
as hell, I promise you. Every
day something new comes out, you find
out some fool been fucking your body up
all these years you didn't know about.
They're making drugs on TV
that had a thousand damn side
effects. They got to find that
stuff out after they give it to you.
They can't just say it's going to cause this because they don't know what's going to happen until they give it to you they can't just say it's going to cause
this because they don't know what's going to happen until they give it to somebody and test
it on one of us so i say that because man we're going to find some way to take all this
and it's got to make sense because the only way to deal with all this is to have some version of it that is able to take your mind away from the pain of it
you can't take that kind of pain forever you're going you're going to take pain pills
to a certain point until you become addicted to them and now you now you mess your whole body up
now you can't get off of them so so that that saying the comedian is is the catalyst for
everything you know getting back to production these studios reopening because they know and a comedian is the catalyst for everything.
You know, getting back to production,
these studios reopening because they know
people ain't gonna be able to.
They ain't gonna be able to.
People ain't going to know you
without being able to go to the movies and go be entertained.
You better be able to turn your TV on
and you better be able to watch something and laugh
because you gotta laugh to keep from crying.
You better laugh to keep from crying you better laugh to
keep on crying because we don't know if it's gonna get worse we don't know there's been a movement
to try to bring equality to hollywood they want more blacks more women in roles what do you feel
about and this is the animation we've seen and some have given up those roles where we see white actors and actresses
doing voiceovers for black characters how do you feel about that
animation is a unique thing because i've seen it you know i can't i can't say
i haven't done a white character on tv before i can't say i haven't done a white character on TV before. I can't say I haven't done a white voice.
I can do just about any voice.
You know, I can do just about anything you want me to do.
And think about this.
You know how many times I've played characters that weren't gendered?
It could be black.
It wasn't black.
It wasn't white.
It was just a character.
You know what I mean?
Now, i can make
him sound however i want to sound but you know but that takes me looking at the character every
time i do a voiceover animation i always say send me how he looks that's the first thing i say
let me see if he's purple let me see if he has eight arms you know i did the Harley Quinn thing, the Harley Quinn, I played
Frank the Plant, right?
I said, send me a photo
of the plant. I want to see how he looks.
I want to see how his face looks.
I want to see how
he has little leaves
for his hands
where you can point and stuff. So when I do my
voiceover, I do this.
This is how I do my voiceover, I do this. This is how I do my voiceover
because I want to, you know...
You invited the character.
You actually, even though it's animation, you...
It's management that'll match.
So I'm going to be honest, man.
I've met some Black comedians
who can do some amazing white people.
And I've met some white comedians
who can do a Black voice. I've seen them do it. I'm like, ooh, this dude do a amazing white people. And I met some white comedians who can do a black voice.
I've seen them do it.
I'm like, ooh, this dude do a good Eddie Murphy.
Ooh, this dude do a good, you know.
And I'm like, oh, smack.
But you are still a product of whatever you are around.
It's just, you know, if you're used to hanging around
with a mixed crowd or a mixed audience
or you got black friends,
you naturally are going to be able
to do a Black character.
And, you know,
for me,
see, we want to make sure that
this is what we want to make
sure as actors and Black
actors is
we are doing this because
we are, like, here's the question you got to ask.
We are doing this because we are. Here's a question you got to ask. We are doing this because I'm talented, right?
Right.
That's what you fucking want to say.
We are doing it because I'm talented and not because I'm black, right?
Right.
I don't want you to give me shit.
I don't want you to give me nothing.
And I've always been like that.
I'll turn down stuff.
I don't want you to give me nothing.
I want to sort to work because you want me to come to work and do this.
I don't want you to give me nothing.
I don't want no handout.
See, I'm like this, man.
I am not a handout dude.
You know, I wouldn't even expect.
I dig my own self out of stuff.
I'll give me a shovel
and I dig myself out.
Now, I ain't gonna lie, Shannon.
Sometimes I have,
while I'm digging myself out,
I have literally thrown dirt
over my shoulder
back into the same damn hole.
Right.
Plenty of times.
Because I don't know,
I don't know sometimes
what to think.
Right.
So, a lot of times I stay in the same spot.
And if you're digging a hole and you're throwing the dirt over your shoulder back into the same damn hole you're digging, you ain't getting nowhere.
You're still in the same position.
So, I don't want to be in the same position because you're giving me something because, just because I'm black.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
And you have to do it.
I don't like, you have to do it. I don't like you have to do it.
You know, I want you to say this dude right here is talented and man, he's going to be great in my movie.
I don't like people doing shit because someone told them they had to do it because that throws me off because it makes it makes what the work you put in to get to your point
minimal it makes like you're not talented i'm just doing this shit because i have to
because they're making me do they're making me do this shit
man that's a hurtful feeling man how you show up knowing that someone had to do it
you want to show up because they they have to have you they want you that
bad they need you they need you they need your particular they need your particular presence on
this set they don't you don't want man the last thing you want to do man is be slighted in your
in your work you put in slighted man you'd be like man i feel so slighted i'll tell you what
that good example is this is football it's a football one remember when remember when god
damn uh the jets brought in tebow yes i was mad as hell man i was mad as hell i'm gonna tell you
something i'll tell you why the guy only got in on third down, like maybe twice a game.
And guess what he did?
Hand the ball off the man around the middle.
Man, that hurt me so bad, man.
And I know, I know that man was hurt.
Yeah.
He had it show up.
He had it show up.
He had a contract.
He may have had it show up. He had a contract. He may have to show up. How they used the man,
I was hurt because I know
the dude on the Heisman,
the dude, you know,
the miracle player in Pittsburgh
and, you know,
all this stuff that happened.
And man,
to be relegated to
and run up the middle,
push for a third and one.
It's like, ouch god damn it man
that had to hurt the man i had to hurt and it actually happened in many other instances
with people athletes comedians whatever you whatever you do but you don't want you don't
want to show up because someone had to do it that's not where we need to be at because nothing
is going to be honest,
not coming from an honest place.
So if you are talented enough,
if you are talented enough,
I can give a damn.
I'm going to be honest.
If you are talented enough
and it's obvious you're more talented,
of course, have fun.
Show your talents.
Show your ass.
But man, don't do it because you have to do it
it throws me off
I can't even get you 100% on set
if I know I'm just here because
of a
just because you had to do it
right
you don't want to come in for a quota
you don't want to come in because you fit the quota
right
that hurts you so bad, man.
Like, you know, if you had to show up on the field
and you know damn well you catch the ball,
you knock somebody over, you can run,
you want to score some touchdowns,
and then someone will block, just keep blocking.
Don't worry about it.
Just block.
I'm going to put you in on third down.
Just block.
You're like, man, I don't need to be here.
This is not why I should be here.
Right.
Smooth, I'm going to get you out of here on a couple of sports.
LeBron came to the Lakers.
He won a title this year with Anthony Davis.
Four titles, four MVPs.
Talk to me, what did you see from LeBron this year?
What I saw was, see, this is the thing about
here's what I think back to. I think back to
that first season
Miami,
you know, Dwyane Wade playing against
Dallas. You know what I mean?
To me, here's the thing that happened when I watched
that game. I watched
a team that hadn't gelled yet.
I watched a team. You see, do you know how many bad passes was in that game i watched a team that hadn't gelled yet i watched a team you see do you know how many
bad passes was in that game that was the sloppiest i mean i know these guys ain't never played
together i mean they play together but i know they ain't never been in that kind of situation
where and you're on a big stage right i watched that game like wow these dudes ain't ready
they shouldn't even have i would rather have stayed home and got eliminated in the playoffs
rather than end up in dallas and and look that way like that oh man it looked bad man all i say was
look man i said give me a year i said once they learn how to learn how to play
with each other and learn how to learn the timing and passing and all those little intangibles
this team gonna be good right and that's what that's what i feel like you know but that's also because LeBron is a leader, but he needs to not rely on you, but know that he can rely on you, which is different.
Which is different.
It's a whole different thing.
So I think this year he found that in the Laker team.
I think he turned it up.
I think LeBron is an amazing player, man.
I think, you know, I agree with almost everything you say about him on the show.
And I think that this guy is, how do you, you know, based on this year,
he doesn't have no drop-off.
Where is his drop-off?
Where is that moment we say,
oh, okay, it's a wrap.
Not the same.
He ain't got that it's a wrap moment yet.
Right.
When this man might,
this man might play until 40 years old.
Yeah, this might.
No, he has not shown the drop off.
Here's what the thing is.
People forget that this is not just all mental.
I mean, all physical.
This is a mental thing.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, you got to have it.
You got to have not just do you have to have, you know, mental strength.
You got to have resilience.
You got to be, you got to have that bounce back
because the man has lost.
It ain't like, to me, the greatest strength shown to me
is when you lose and you have the ability
to still come back and win again.
Overcome adversity.
Oh yeah.
When you lose,
and people expect you to
win, that's the double layer
of
pressure on your mind. I don't
want to disappoint my fans again.
I don't want to disappoint me.
I don't want to show up to the big game
and not play right
and lose.
That, to me, is the ultimate level of strength,
especially in the sports world.
This dude, I think what they did for the Lakers, man, and the timing of it,
you know, I said it before, you know, all this.
I said this is going to make a great story.
Right.
You know, I live, let me tell you something i live right an exit away i mean
literally i can see the area where from my house if i stand on my roof i can see further enough
i can see almost in the vicinity of where kobe crashed at from my house and let me tell you something crazy that morning you know we we were in the
process of building our new home but we were still at our house our old house which is five six blocks
away so we woke up that morning had plans to come over to the new house and talk to the concrete guy about the driveway. So I wake up in the morning
and I said,
God damn.
I said, baby,
I don't think I've ever seen it
this foggy in my life.
And it was a weird,
like, I don't know what it is, man,
but it was a weird, eerie,
kind of like fogginess outside.
It was that bad.
It was that bad, Shannon. bad shannon i was like god dang it's cloudy it's foggy outside and my wife said wow yeah because we live our old house
is on the hill and we could see the mountains we see the mountains all the mountains and we couldn't
see nothing you're gonna see nothing you're gonna see nothing i was like't see nothing. You couldn't see nothing. I was like, I can't even see
the mountains at all.
I wanted to see
four rows of houses,
blocks.
And I couldn't see
nothing else past that.
Right.
When we come over here
to meet the concrete guy,
we're standing in the driveway
and we're talking
and we're like,
you know,
so how are we going to do this?
And all of a sudden we heard
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Right? And we all look around like, you know, so how are we going to do this? And all of a sudden we heard, right? And we
all look around like, what was that? It was a helicopter flew over our house
and shit, I'm going to tell you something. It was flying so low
and it was so loud. And all I could say was, man,
that helicopter is loud. And we saw it go over us.
We was like, damn, right? So this is crazy. And we saw it go over us. We was like, damn, right?
So this is crazy.
So we leave the concrete guy.
You talk about this time span is like 15 minutes.
We leave 10, 15 minutes.
We leave and go to Rouse, the shopping center.
By the time we parked, right?
This is like two blocks away, the Rouse.
Go around the corner.
And I sat in the car and then my wife went in Rouse.
So when she walked out the car, my buddy Shannon, you know Shannon Smith, played basketball.
So Shannon texted me and said, hey, I just heard something that came across the news saying that Kobe's helicopter crashed.
I'm like, yo, my heart jumped out my chest, man.
I said, yo.
Yo, and my wife was still in the store, so I got out the car and stood in the parking lot.
Like, I'm looking around like, does anybody else know what the fuck just happened? I'm looking around, and this one dude came by with a shopping cart.
I think he had a Lakers jersey on.
He said, yo, man, did you hear?
I think I just heard on my little earpiece that someone said it was a helicopter crash.
And I think Kobe was on it.
I'm like, holy shit, man.
All I think about was, was that his helicopter or was that someone going to the site?
Right.
Because it was so foggy.
It was so foggy.
Like, this helicopter was literally, I mean, it was so foggy. It was so foggy. Like, this
helicopter was literally, I mean,
it was flying low enough
where it's almost like they were trying to see
where they was going. And you can't see
when you're up there.
When you can see, you can
see. You know what I mean? You can't.
And I was like, and I was
just going by the timeline. I said,
man, I wonder was that
someone rushing to
their aid
I didn't know
because all I know was
it was almost surprising
how loud and low it was
you know because they don't normally
fly that low and you only fly
that low if you're trying to see
it was that foggy janet and it
gave me a it hurt me man i was like yo and once i heard and i knew i knew i knew exactly the area
once they said this the exit i said oh baby it's right here it's like right there this happened
and i'm weird man there's people who want to go down there I said man I can't I can't look at
pain like that because I know it's a terrible thing to happen man and this is a icon of Los
Angeles man this is respect this man's you know his daughter's on the flight it's other friends
and family man it's like respect what happened you You know what I mean? Just don't go down there
and make it a spectacle.
The last thing I would want to do is go down there
and, you know, stand in there
and all of a sudden, people recognize
you and then
it goes away from that
to let me get a picture with you
or I wouldn't want
to go down there and take the...
You know, these people got a job to do and try to rescue people or whatever's happening.
And you can't be that insensitive and get in the way or, you know,
and I mean, literally I could ride my bike there.
It's that close.
It was terrible, man.
So this is big for LA.
This is what needed to be done.
They needed to win this to complete the story.
Yes.
This story would have been, I'm telling you,
I couldn't even imagine you showing up on the show and they lost.
Oh, no, I wouldn't.
I couldn't imagine.
I didn't think I had to take a vacation.
I know because I know
how you feel about LeBron
and I know
how Skip, you know,
I know where Angle and Skip going to come from.
And I'm like, man.
I said, man,
they better win this game. They had to.
They had to win it.
I said, they got to do it
for the city of Los Angeles. They got to do it for I said, they got to do it for the city of Los Angeles.
They got to do it for Kobe.
And, you know, and I'm happy that LeBron had enough confidence in his team,
enough confidence in what he wanted to do that sometimes,
I tell people all the time, sometimes you got to speak your actions into existence.
Yes.
You got to speak on what you plan on doing no disrespect
to the other team no disrespect to anybody else this is what i got to do i gotta make this go so
i'm gonna say i'm gonna put it into the universe and say we we have to win this and we're gonna go
for it we're gonna give it our all and we're going to win this game.
If you don't say that, you lose, you step back.
You know, and that's what I told.
I did the Jets debut of their new uniform event in New York, right?
Right.
And I told them guys, I said, look, man, you guys got a brand new uniform.
You know, no one's ever worn this uniform.
Right.
Y'all got to find some way to make this make sense.
Don't make, don't have this moment where you can hit the reset button and you got a brand new uniform.
This uniform is yours.
I said, y'all, I said, y'all scared to even talk trash your job is to talk
trash your job is to go on that field and punch somebody in the mouth you punch people in the
mouth every week every sunday you punch somebody in the face how you gonna sit there and say you
ain't gonna go out there and fight you better say you're gonna go out there and punch somebody in
the mouth you better say it you better make going to... Ain't nothing worse than playing somebody
and they flinching. They flinching.
Flinching can be this.
You can make them flinch or
you can make people flinch off words.
If you talk enough
trash, they're going to flinch
in their mind. All they're thinking
is this dude going to punch me in the mouth.
They don't know when, but they don't get
punched in the mouth. So you got to step in that field and be prepared to punch somebody in the mouth. They don't know when, but they don't get punched in the mouth. So you got to step in that field
and be prepared to punch somebody in the mouth.
Even if they're going to lose an effort,
they better leave there limping.
They better leave there like,
God, damn, they whooped our ass,
but we won.
They got to remember next time they come,
they going to be flinching
because they were like,
man, last time we beat y'all by 21,
but God, boy, y'all put it on us.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
If you don't have that, what do you have?
And that is a true testament to this dude's work ethic.
He made it happen, man.
Yep.
He made it happen.
And I'm going to get you out of here on this one.
You're Knicks.
You had an opportunity.
You missed on Zion.
You missed on Kyrie. You missed on
KD.
Will the Knicks ever
be able to attract a big-time free agent?
And what are your
expectations of the Knicks
next season?
I'll throw this in there, too.
I wish we had got.
This is not the biggest piece in the world.
But see, I go by this.
I go by getting pieces to get a piece.
Right.
You can't.
Sometimes you cannot get the big piece unless you have a piece that the big piece want to see.
Right.
We might have got Zion, but that one may be going to win.
Right. right you can you we might have got zion but that may be gonna win right you need something there so when zion get there he can say i see i see what we can do but if you can't see what we can do
ain't nobody gonna come to the next right what they should have did was this
they should have got kimber they should have jumped on Kimba
I would have made it happen
I would have brought the boy home
we could have had a nucleus
I was at a Knick game one night
I saw Kimba tear our ass up
and I said man if they don't bring him
and I knew his contract was going to be up
and I knew he was going to be free
I said man if they don't get this dude right here
if they don't get Kimba
we got to start somewhere that's going to make somebody else come if they don't get this dude right here if they don't bring if they don't get Kimba we gotta start
somewhere that's gonna make somebody
else come
we missed everybody man
I think they was kind of hoping they'd get
Kyrie and KD
but that's the thing if you
don't you're hoping and waiting on
KD and Kyrie but if you don't get one of them
then what you get nothing
you get nothing you got to get one of them, then what? You get nothing. You get nothing. You got to
get something to bring something.
You cannot, you
can't rely on getting those two dudes
unless those two dudes completely
agree that we both going to come to the Knicks
and we both going to change things. You need
to get something there. You need to get some
excitement. What they should have did,
I ain't lying, I've been saying this
for years and I sit on your show, they should have did, I ain't lying, I've been saying this for years, and I sit on your show,
they should have got Mark Jackson.
I don't know
what is going on and why this man,
this icon,
you got to give the fans something to cheer for
until they have something to cheer
for.
We're not going to get that big-time
player. We're not going to get him.
I wish, I wish, I wish, Shannon, we would get out with that.
I wish we'd get the Greek freak to come on down from Milwaukee, man.
I wish, I wish, you know, and I already got a slogan for the team.
I'm a marketing genius, man.
I love, like, play on words and stuff. I was like, y'all got to go for the dude and everything. I'm a marketing genius, man. I love, like, play on words and stuff.
I was like, y'all got to go for the dude, man.
But I'm sorry, we don't got,
we got some good players.
They're young players,
but we need to entice people to come to the Knicks.
This is one of the biggest marketing teams
in the country.
Sometimes you need a little fish
to attract a big fish.
You need it, man.
I said, man, if Giannis
come over here, they do a campaign.
You know, I said,
I said, man, look, let me be
the damn publicist
in the commercial. All it is
we promoting, bringing him to the Knicks.
Maybe he comes to the Knicks. That'd be awesome.
And then we could go out
there and promote as a publicist.
I would say, man, we are advocating that the city of New York changes the city of New York to the city of New Yonnas.
See that?
New Yonnas.
Oh, Shannon, what an amazing campaign.
People being amped up.
Got New Yonnas shirts on it.
New Yonnas.
Bring the man to New York, man.
Let's make it happen, man.
I know Milwaukee don't try to hold on to that man
because that's all they got.
If they lose him, people are leaving these small market teams, man.
Yeah.
These super teams.
So I don't know.
But just because you get it, you got to know how to play with the person.
You got to know, you know, you can't just throw the man anywhere.
Right.
You don't want to waste that man's career. anywhere right you don't want to waste that man career yeah you don't want to waste it man and the same thing with zion
you got to go somewhere where you can nurture these young these young guys man and get them
right and you got to have somebody on the team they can feed off of you gotta have something
they can somebody to talk to in the locker room all these young guys need that they all need that
they're just running they're that. They're just running.
They're just running.
They're just running, running, running.
They get hurt or something happens.
They don't got organization on the court.
You need to put a team together like a puzzle, man.
And that team that won the championship,
this team that was in that bubble, man,
which is another level of mental, you know,
your mental got to be right, stay in that bubble for that long, man., your, your mental got to be right.
Stay in that bubble for that long, man.
Got to.
Right.
Got to.
And to be away from your family and be away from everybody that long, man,
and still have to, have to have that in you that allow you to win this
championship, man.
That's, you know, we, we gonna, Nick's got a little ways to go,
but you need something to get something.
And you got to be willing to make that small leap
in order to pull somebody here.
But I still say Kimmel would have been a nice piece to have.
And he can push the ball.
He can do a little bit of everything, man.
He's exciting to watch play.
And, you know, we'll see what happens, man.
I don't know what's on the horizon for the Knicks,
but, you know, we've got some good young players, man.
I do like RJ.
I do like Knox.
I like what we got.
But, you know, it is a team that you've got to have some names on that team, man,
for the people to understand what you're trying to do.
And the fans just want to see you.
Fans just need effort, man.
Fans just want to see effort.
If you bust your ass, that's okay.
You know, the old Knicks, man, man, come on, man.
You barely got out of that building with 88 points back in the day.
Remember?
Yep.
You come in town, you might score 88.
You'll be lucky to get in the 90s because them boys,
they put it on you.
Yep.
They put it on you, man.
And the fans need to see that kind of effort, man.
And, you know, I'm a Knick through good and bad, man.
I'm a Knick fan, man.
And we don't see what
happens man but uh we got a lot of young players we need to get we need to get one good name there
and we need to we need to get somebody a good name there to be able to pull the big fish
but we need but we also need some sort of
some sort of management needs to have a little
more
what's the word for it
we gotta
I don't like the management on any level
of
most of my New York teams I don't like how they
handle things and I think
I think it pushes people away
and I just don't want the city,
the fans to continue to suffer
by people being pushed away.
Right.
And it's not good for the fans.
And fans just got to hang on.
And it's hard, man.
It's hard being a loyal fan
if you feel like, you know,
you're not really doing it for the team.
You don't know why they're doing it.
And you just want to be on the same page with the fans, man.
You want to give them what they come out to see.
You want to put a show on.
You want to make sure win or lose that you're really giving attention
to the fans and making sure you're not just doing stuff for spite
or doing stuff because you can. It's really about putting them seats in fans and making sure you're not just doing stuff for spite or doing stuff because
you can it's really about putting them seats in there and making people you know ain't nothing
better than leaving oh i left the old nick game the starks and hewitt you know how many times i
left that bad boy even in a loss smiling because i was like oh i can keep pulling up it's a good
play here and there you know what i mean and I mean? And that keep you going. That keep you going.
Like, man.
Woo!
And Mark came down court and threw that ball back with him.
And Patrick caught it and dunked it.
Ooh!
We lost.
But, man, that play.
Ooh!
You see promise.
You see promise.
Yep.
You know?
That's all we want as a fan.
That's all we want.
I'm a real fan.
I'm a real fan through the good and bad
I'm a rider now
Smooth I really appreciate it bro
I really appreciate you taking time
spending a couple hours with me today
good catching up with you
I'll see you down the road
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