Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Did LeBron Need Miami & How Long Can You Cuddle For?
Episode Date: November 10, 2023Shannon Sharpe and Chad Ochocinco Johnson discuss the lackluster Thursday Night Football game between the Chicago Bears and Carolina Panthers, if LeBron James needed his Miami Heat stint to reach GOAT... status, how long is TOO long to cuddle before bed, the joys and tragedy of pet ownership, and much more. #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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As we said before, Ocho, thank
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us. The Bears
defeat the Panthers.
Good thing the Bears
did that because they possessed the Panthers
number one pick.
There's a good chance they might get
the first and the second or the first and the third
picks in this year's draft. Bears defeat
the Panthers 16-13. Tyler Bajet, 20-33, 162. Bryce Young, 21-38, 185.
Wasn't a whole lot going on in this game, Mocho, but what was one of your takeaways from it?
I mean, it really wasn't much to take away. I'm not going to lie to you. I respect
everybody that was on the field tonight, but
it was a boring game.
It wasn't a good game at all.
Both sides of the ball, there was a lot of pun.
If anything, it was a kicker's game.
That's what I like to call it. It was a kicker's game.
Outside, you had a special team
touchdown by the
Panthers. Other than that,
it was a slow game on both sides of the ball.
Kemet had a very
good game. He's become a security
blanket for Tyler
Bajent. How do you say his name the right way?
Bajent.
Bajent.
He's become a security blanket for Bajent.
He did well.
I would like to see DJ Moore get a little
bit more involved and make that
offense a little bit more
prudent, you know, and
efficient. But he did what he
could to do the catches. I mean, some of the
plays that did go to him, he made the
most of those. Other than that,
this was a bad one, man.
This was a bad one. I'm not sure
who slays these Thursday night
games or what they saw beforehand as opposed to why they did it.
No disrespect to the Bears or the Panthers,
but this was bad.
It was a snooze fest, and that's no disrespect.
I mean that in the most respectful way.
You know, the problem is, Ocho, is that you got two teams,
one playing with a Division II quarterback,
and the other is a rookie.
And there's not a whole lot of talent on the offensive side of the footballs
on either side.
And then you get them on a short week.
So what did you expect to happen?
You're not getting Kansas City and Cincinnati.
You're not getting two of the more high-flying offenses.
You're getting, you know, basically
you're getting two rookie quarterbacks.
One, although he was the number one overall draft
pick, the other is a
Division II quarterback.
I don't know if we could really
expect a lot more.
I think the
Carolina's going to have to get a lot better
and real soon
because Bryce Young is only 5'10", 190 pounds.
He can't take that kind of pounding.
He can't keep picking himself off the ground, Ocho.
They've got to get him some talent.
They've got to get him some playmakers.
And feeling, you know, he's not the same Adam Thielen he was five years ago
in Minnesota.
We understand that.
And they're going to probably have to go out into the free agent market
because, remember, they gave up so much in order to draft Bryce Young.
So now it's hard for you to develop because you're going to be picking, you know, third, fourth round.
It's not to say you can't go find a wide receiver in the third or fourth round.
You can, but it makes it harder.
You're probably going to have to build through free agency.
That's probably the way.
And Chicago.
Chicago's going to get Caleb Williams.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Remember what Caleb Williams said now.
If he has to go to a team that's really bad, he won't do it.
I'm not sure.
Let me ask you a question, Ocho.
Honestly, let me give you an honest opinion.
You got a chance.
There's a chance you go to a team, and that's not where you want to go.
But you know the moment you sign, you got $40 million fully guaranteed.
You go back to college, and what's the potential?
ACL, Achilles, blow out your shoulder.
What are you doing?
That's a good one.
I like when you put it like that, when you give me that analogy,
that hypothetical analogy.
Obviously, I'm going, but I think Caleb Williams is stuck on that.
Remember, was it Eli Manning?
Who was drafted?
Was it Eli Manning that was drafted to the Chargers?
And they said, uh-uh, it ain't happening.
Right. It ain't happening. Right.
It ain't happening.
I mean, I'm not sure if Caleb Williams has the same type of pull,
being that that's NFL.
Well, he ain't got a brother named Peyton and a dad named Archie.
Right, right, right, right, right.
I'm not sure if he had that type of leverage, but as good as Caleb Williams is,
as much as he is sought after as far as being the number one pick,
I really think he's going to stand on business about having to go to a team
like that that is extremely bad.
He's going to take the brunt of the issues and the problems with that franchise.
I really think he is.
I don't believe he stands.
I don't believe he does.
I'm not running the risk.
You'd be foolish.
And you just saw Aaron Rodgers take four snaps and his Achilles go.
Right.
You just saw Kirk Cousins, who really never missed any game,
and his Achilles.
We've seen guys just non-contact injuries.
And I don't want to put that in the air,
but you have to weigh all those options.
You said Eli said, well, I don't want to go play with that team.
But Eli said that after they had taken him number one overall.
So to say
you're going to go back and play. Remember now, he
didn't go back to Ole Miss. He said
this, and the
Chargers did him a solid. And they got, you know,
they got Phillip Rivers. They
drafted Sean Merriman. They got some pretty good
players out of that.
So,
for
me, I'm not so sure. I'm not so sure i'm not so sure i don't believe he stands on business i know
it sounds good and it's like oh man he's gonna do it you saw john elway do it and you saw eli
manning do it but uh it's so much money involved now you're talking about 40 and here's the thing
ocho going back to college puts you another year
further away from that $300 million contract.
That's how you got to think now.
See, you can't think about, well, I'm going where I don't want to go.
That's another year you kick the can down the road because by the time he
comes up, the contract is going to be $300, $350 million.
Right.
So are you willing to put that off for another year?
I don't believe so, Ocho.
I'll be honest.
I don't.
Do you think the Bears are going to have the first pick?
And are you ready to move on?
Are they ready to move on from Justin Fields?
Here's the thing, though.
See, they got their first round pick and they got Carolina's.
No, they're going to get the first round pick from Carolina.
That's what they're going to do.
They got Carolina's pick. Because remember, the Bears get the first round pick from Carolina. That's what they're going to do. They got Carolina's pick.
Because remember, the Bears had the number one pick.
They traded that.
So guess what you can do?
I'm going to take Caleb Williams.
I can trade Justin Fields.
I can get another first and a third or a first and a fourth.
So now guess what, Ocho?
I can have me three.
So I have a question. Do you know what order
they're picking? Because if you go Caleb
Williams first, is it possible to get
Marvin Harrison Jr., or that's not
even possible?
It's possible. How good are the Bears
going to be? How many games are they going to be?
Am I willing? I don't know if I'm
willing to package the second pick in
the draft and maybe the two top
10 picks. I mean, maybe if he's that high maybe if he has that high of a grade, sure.
If you think he's that good, if you think he can be –
because think about where Justin Jefferson went.
Right.
He went like 18, 19.
Right, right, right.
So you look at some of the top receivers, I think,
of the guys that are playing off the charts right now, only Jamal Chase went in the top five. Right, right, right. So you look at some of the top receivers, I think, of the guys that are playing off the charts right now,
only Jamal Chase went in the top five.
Right, right.
Look where A.J. Brown went.
Look where Justin Jefferson went.
Look where C.D. Lamb went.
Look where Tyreek went.
Look where Stephon Diggs went.
Right.
Yeah, but Marvin Harrison Jr. is special.
He's special.
He's a game-chamber.
He's a friend. He's a franchise game-changing type player.
He's dynamic from anywhere on the field.
He can score.
He can hit his head off the goal post from anywhere on the field.
So now that I'm thinking, I know I'm thinking far ahead,
but if the Bears are able to get Caleb Williams
and also find a way to manage and get Marvin Harrison Jr.,
man, that'd be beautiful.
That'd take some of the weight off of the coordinator.
But here's the thing.
Plus, you get Marvin Harrison Jr.
You pair him with a DJ Moore.
You pair him with a Cole Kermit.
Now you got something.
You're quarterbacking.
You got young guys that your quarterback can grow with. That's nasty. Yeah. So that's how you got something, your quarterback, and you got young guys that your quarterback can grow with.
That's nasty.
Yeah.
So that's how you got to think.
You got to think, get these guys to see the thing.
People don't realize when Peyton got there, he had Marvin.
He had Marshall Falk.
They traded Marshall Falk, and then guess what?
They got Edger and James.
And then guess what?
A couple years later, they got Reggie Wayne. Reggie Wayne.
And guess what?
Then they went and got Dallas Clark.
And then they paired him with
Brandon Stokely, and then they got
Anthony Gonzalez.
So you see how
you see what they did.
That's what you do.
And you get these guys.
I mean, Phillip Rivers had, he had Antonio Gates basically from the jump.
Ben had Hines for a number of years.
He had Plaxico.
He had Antoine Randall-El.
What's the receiver that ended up winning?
He ended up winning a Super Bowl MVP.
Ended up getting traded.
Oh, Santonio.
Santonio.
You see what they did? Yeah,. Getting traded. Antonio. Antonio. You see, you see, you see what it you see what they did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what.
Look what.
Look.
Patrick Mahomes.
Had a Travis Kelsey.
Yeah.
Have him gave him a Sammy Watkins.
He had a Tyreek.
Oh, yeah.
I see.
He got.
Yeah.
So give your young guy
I don't care how talented he is
he can't overcome poor wide receiver
play or poor skill
position play you got to give him
weapons
if you wanted a guy to cook give him some great ingredients
to make a great dish
it's really that simple Ocho
but yeah it wasn't
the best game but Thursday I mean what do you expect Ocho you know yeah, it wasn't the best game. But Thursday, I mean,
what do you expect? Because you, Ocho, you know
how it was, man. I didn't start to feel good
till damn Friday. How the hell do you expect
me to play and get beat all up?
I played 65, 70 plays on Sunday
and then I got to turn and flip it right around
and do it again. You know,
today was, ah,
it's bad. I hate to say that. As much
as I love the game of football, it was hard to watch.
It was hard to watch.
But it's one thing I know.
And I hate to skip ahead like this.
But next goddamn Thursday, them goddamn Bengals and them Ravens.
Yeah.
I'm looking here, boy.
Ooh, that's going to be a good one.
That's the one I can get up from.
And you know what?
And guess what, Ocho?
If you sore, they're going to knock the sword inside you.
That's one thing.
You know the Ravens, man.
Hey, that's one thing.
Having been in that organization for two years.
Oh, they're going to play defense now.
Oh, yeah.
That's more than a slogan.
When they say play like a Raven, oh, they absolutely.
They meant it.
Listen, any time it was Ravens week, Marvin Lewis always had a motto.
A motto.
It was called, bring your second chin strap because you was going to need it.
Because they going to knock the first one off.
Check this out, Ocho.
I know you saw this.
Earlier today, the Westminster Dog Show tweeted.
Yeah.
They have no record of Chad being a judge in 1993.
No, they didn't say that.
They didn't say that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Okay, what did they say?
They said,
they said,
we checked the records from 1993 and I was there.
There's no indication.
They didn't say that.
I was there.
I had the photos.
I can get the photos right now.
I wish you would.
What group?
What group?
I told you what group.
It was the toy group.
It was the toy group. It was the toy group.
I judged the toy group.
What group did you judge?
The toy group.
Oh, okay.
And I can tell you who won.
Who?
1993.
It was a Bajon Fris.
A Bajon Fris named Stanley.
No, actually, the Bajon Fris, J.R.
His name was J.R., and he was handled by Scott Summer.
I don't think he won until 2003, 2004.
That was the first year that B. Sean won.
Not 93.
It was 93.
How you gonna tell me?
How you gonna tell me?
You do realize that.
Hold on.
You do realize, like, I actually covered the Westminster Dog Show.
Hold up.
You covered and I judged.
You covering and me judging is two
totally different things. Okay, since you judged,
how many teeth does a dog have?
How many what?
Teeth does a dog have?
Is it what? 40, 43, right?
42.
How many on the top? How many on the bottom?
It's more at the top
than it is at the bottom.
No, it's more at the top. It's less at the top than it is at the bottom. It's more at the top than it is at the bottom. No, it's more at the top than it is at the bottom.
It's less at the top than it is at the bottom.
No, it's more at the top than it is at the bottom.
It's 20 at the top and 22 at the bottom, Ocho.
Wait, you laughing? I ain't far off now.
I wouldn't lie to you, Ocho.
Ocho, you know I wouldn't lie to you.
I think you're lying to me, though.
I wouldn't lie to you.
But I know. Come on, give me some more questions.
I know about my dog.
When I covered it, obviously, you know,
you had to know what you're talking about. And they asked me what breed would I like to you. But I know. Come on. Give me some more questions. I know about my dog. When I covered it, obviously, you know, you had to know what you're talking
about. And they asked me what breed
would I like to cover. Now, I've owned
Rottweiler, Vaquitas,
Bullmaster, Pomeranian. You had an Vaquita?
I did.
They beautiful, man. Beautiful.
God damn. You got your work cut out
for you with dealing with those. Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
They're loyal. that's the most loyal
dog i ever had right did you hear the story about the uh hachi they had a guy in japan he used to
go to work he had to catch the train right to go to work which was about 35 miles away he was he
was a professor right and the dog would go walk to the train station with him go back home and
around the time the dog and he would wait he would wait for the dog. He would wait for his owner to come back.
His owner had a heart attack one day and didn't return. He went to, he'd go back to the train
station every day for nine years and wait for his owner to come back. And he never came back
every day. They're loyal like that. We would literally have to give my dog anxiety medicine.
Because when I left to go, I was working at CBS at the time.
Right, right.
He would literally throw up.
He would just sit in the window.
He would just sit in the window and wait for me to come back home.
He wouldn't eat.
He would just sit there and wait.
I have a question.
Now, you've owned a lot of dogs.
And there's a pain. There's a pain that I can't deal with. And I'm not sure how you're able to withstand that pain. The, the, when you lose a dog, when a dog passes away, how do you deal with
that pain? It took for me once I got to high school, once I got to high school and I lost,
I lost my bulldog. I couldn't do it no more
I couldn't stay in that pain no more
there's no pain like losing an animal
man that you've had for 9-10 years
how do you continue to do it
and put yourself through that
because the love that I have
for them and the love that they
give me Ocho
and I told you this when I had
I lost Titus, no Titan.
I had a bull, a mastiff.
I had two, lost both of them, named Titan.
And the thing was, what hurt me so bad
is that he was only 30 months old.
And when I was explaining to the people
as I was posted, I was talking to them on Facebook
that I was going to have to put him down.
I said, some things can only be seen through the eyes that have cried.
Unless you've had a pet and lost it,
you can possibly,
and people say that all the time.
And people that ask me,
like,
man,
how you,
you never owned a pet.
Now,
Samson,
Samson,
I remember Samson was the kid that I had.
And I remember my girlfriend at the time calling me and she said, well, she said, Shannon, he's not doing well.
I don't know if he's going to make it until you get home.
That was Saturday.
Yeah.
So he'll make it.
I said, he's not going to go until he sees me.
So when I get home, I get because I couldn't come home.
I couldn't come home that night.
I had to come home early the next morning. So I caught the first flight out. I get, cause I couldn't come home. I couldn't come home that night. I had to come home early the next morning. So I caught the first flight out.
I get home. He's laying on the floor on her side of the bed.
And I walk it, I walk into the room. I called him Bo.
I didn't call him Sam. I called him up. I said, Bo,
he lifts his head up and he's thumping his tail. He could,
that's all he could do. He could just thump his tail,
just thump his tail on the floor.
And it was like, okay, I'm good now.
I done saw daddy.
I'm good.
So by that time, we've already made, you know,
the nurse was going to come over and they was going to, you know,
going to put him down.
Ocho, I'm talking about it was almost instantly.
He was so ready to go. Man, as soon, I'm talking about it was almost instantly. He was so ready to go.
Man, as soon, I'm talking about probably one drop, he was gone.
He just, he had to see me.
He wasn't going to go until he saw me.
It's the same.
All my dogs are the same way. I had a Tonka man, Ocho.
He was perfect. I'm talking about he was jumping
up on the bed and everything. And Thursday, he had like a little limp. I said, but okay,
he's okay. He's getting a little old, but I'd say he's okay. Friday, he struggled, but he came up
the stairs. And so I was like, okay, I'm going to take him to the bed. If he don't get any better
than this Monday, I'm going to take him to the bed. So he doesn't get any better than this, Monday, I'm going to take him to the bed. I'm upstairs on Saturday morning
and I hear him struggling
trying to come upstairs.
I run down the stairs.
I got the two little ones at the time, Taz
and Tarzan. I got the two little ones
and I go downstairs.
I said, nah, don't worry about it, buddy.
So,
I grab my keys.
I had my phone because I already knew I was going to take him to the vet.
I said, you want to go for a ride?
He loved a ride.
Oh, Joe, he take two steps outside and falls.
So now I got to pick a 167-pound dog up, and I got so much adrenaline going,
I pick him up like he a pillow.
I put him in my car, and I'm driving to the vet.
I got the windows down.
He's looking out the window because he loves.
He has a seizure.
So now I'm driving down Wilshire.
He's having a seizure about to jump out the window.
So I've got to hold the steering wheel like this and grab him and pull him back
so I go away I run into the bed I said my dog had a seizure you know blah blah blah he can't walk
so they get there and ask and say well what happened I said we we came outside I was gonna
bring him here and he just collapsed he just doesn't have any any um any movement in his
in his hind legs it says okay we'll we'll see what we can do for him.
I drove out of there saying he's never going to be the same boy,
he's never going to be the same Tonka man again.
So he stayed there.
They ran some tests, and they say, well, Mr. Sharp,
they think he had a blood clot, and it paralyzed him from his back down.
I went and got him.
That Wednesday, me and my girlfriend, we went and got him.
I rode him around.
I always would take him around.
Every day, I took him around the block.
I took him to his favorite, took him to the scenic route around.
She made him his favorite meal.
She made him steak and potatoes.
Ria, who's a good friend of mine who used to watch him as a puppy,
she came over and saw him.
She said, can I come over and see him?
I said, yep.
CJ, my producer, came over and saw him. She said, can I come over and see him? I said, yep. CJ, my producer
came over
and brought him some treats.
Had the guy come over.
I said, boy, it's going to be okay.
I said, Tonka Man is going to be okay.
And I put him down.
But Ocho,
people say, you know, I've heard people say, you know,
I found happiness., I found myself.
Happiness is happiness and self. Is it something you find?
It's something you create. Yeah.
I've created a happiness with those dogs that it's indescribable.
And like you say, oh,
it's pain.
Cause my sister,
I had two Rottweilers at first and my sister,
I gave them to my sister because of the apartment complex wouldn't let me have two dogs.
And so I told my sister,
she,
you know,
to take them,
man.
And one of them dogs lost.
She said,
Shannon,
I'll watch your dogs,
but I don't want another one.
She said,
she said that pain hurt me. Like I lost a want another one. She said, that pain hurt me like
I lost a child. And she
actually did lose her son.
And she said, Shannon, it hurt like that.
She said, I don't want another one.
She said, I'll watch them.
I'll come, stay as long as you need me
to stay. She said, but Shannon, I can't do this again.
So I understand what you're saying,
but man, Ocho,
I've had a dog every year since 92.
I can't imagine my life without one.
I can't.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't deal with that pain.
You sitting here telling me, you telling me stories of your dog.
You got me over here crying and they ain't even my damn dog.
I ain't even lose them.
That's the type of, that's, no, I can't do it.
I can't withstand that pain again.
When I lost my dog, that bulldog, when I was in high school, never again.
Never again.
Because they don't ever get upset at you.
Ocho, you can yell and scream and leave the house.
When you come back, they're going to be waiting on you at the front door.
Man, where you been?
Man, I've been waiting on you all day to get back home.
You just not get back home.
Come on, let's go to the backyard. you what you eating give me some of what you eat
there's nothing like a love that an animal i mean yeah i've never owned a cat but you know
cat people say the cat give them the same type of love and satisfaction that a dog does yeah so uh
oh you know what i wanted to get and i know you probably heard of it by now I wanted to respond
to some of the criticism and I normally don't respond to the criticism because I don't I don't
care anyway and there have been a lot of guys there have been a lot of people taking shots
at me personally but we know why they see Unc and Ocho they see the success that we're having
they see Club Shea Shea the success that I'm having doing that they see the success that we're having they see Club Shea Shea the success that I'm having
doing that
they see the success
that I'm having on ESPN
so sometimes
the only success
someone can have
is that they take a bite
out of you
that's their success
is by biting you
and I'm cool with that
but
I was asked
and I think the question was
is that
LeBron said
he would be
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But the pushback that I'm going to give,
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Because, because without that, because prior to him going there,
he had zero championships but two MVPs.
He goes to Miami.
He gets two titles and two more MVPs.
So now he's four and two.
There's only a handful of people.
Now you got to go go there's only three
people before LeBron did it Wilt got four Jordan has five Russell has five and I think Kareem has
six so there's four people so now LeBron is an exclusive company so now people got like hold on wait a minute and he had him at the age of 28 so now he goes back to cleveland
he gets another title four and three he goes to la he gets another title now he's four and four
so now he's an elite company he's one of one of two men to win multiple MVPs, two locations.
Kareem, three and three.
Three in Milwaukee, three in LA.
He's one of two men to win multiple MVPs,
finals MVPs at different locations.
Kawhi, San Antonio, Toronto.
Kareem, Milwaukee, LA.
LeBron James.
So could you still be the same player?
Yes, but not the player we know.
Because without that, because whether you see,
here's the thing, Ocho, you can't say,
and everybody keeps saying,
he could go anywhere and win those titles.
Yeah.
Kevin Durant.
At that age, he can.
Kevin Durant went to Golden State,
stayed three years, won two titles,
finals MVP both years, got hurt the third year,
even though advanced, they lost.
He went to Brooklyn for four years.
How many more times, how many more championships he won?
Whoa, can I ask you a question?
Let me stop you right there.
We talk about LeBron James.
Okay.
We talk about the greatest play.
We talk about the greatest play on the planet that will change the dynamic
of any team he's on.
So in his 20s, in his early, in his late, late, late 20s, they say 28.
He could have went anywhere.
He could have went to any team.
Why did he go to Miami?
And they would have been in the finals.
Why did he go to Miami then?
The way he told him to come on home.
No, no, no, no, no.
But you said he could have gone anywhere.
I mean, he could have gone anywhere.
That was the best chance for him to win.
Am I correct? What? Obviously, he could have gone anywhere. That was the best chance for him to win. Am I correct?
Obviously, he wanted to pair himself.
He wanted to pair himself with Bosh and Wade.
I mean, but see, Ocho, see, this is what this would be.
You can't say you remember he won with Cleveland, right?
Yes.
Who did he have on the team with him?
But here's the thing.
What knowledge did he take back that he had acquired from Miami back to Cleveland?
How to win.
Oh!
So where did he learn that?
In Miami.
Okay, then.
So without that state in Miami, is he the same?
Do we view him the same?
Without those four MVPs, without those two other MVPs,
because here's the thing, Ocho, this is what we got to look.
If he doesn't get those two MVPs regular season and those two final MVPs,
how do you put him in front of Kareem?
Kareem has six regular season MVPs,
two finals MVPs,
five titles.
How do you put him in front of Jordan?
Who's six and six.
How do you put him in front of Tim Duncan?
Who has five titles, three finals MVP, two regular six and six. How do you put him in front of Tim Duncan, who has five titles,
three finals MVP, two regular season MVPs? How do you put him in front of Magic? Magic has three
regular season MVPs, five finals, three finals MVPs. How do you put him in there if he doesn't
have that Miami stint on his resume? You're underestimating how great LeBron is. I think if he didn't go to Miami,
if he chose to go somewhere else,
regardless of where it would have been, I think the outcome
would have been the same.
Even he said it. If you read
LeBron James' tweet, this is what LeBron said.
You damn right I would still be.
I'm chosen. Ain't nothing
changing. Maybe less
rings, but dominant from start to finish.
Even he said it. He said maybe less rings, but dominant from start to finish. Even he said it.
He said maybe less rings, but common sense of the eye test will tell you
wherever LeBron goes, that team come hell or high water is probably going to be
in the finals or in contention to be in it.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's always been that.
You got to win it.
It's always been that with him.
Hold on.
It can't be contention because he went to the finals four years in Cleveland.
He won one.
Yeah.
He's only won one title in LA.
He's been here five years.
So we can't automatically assume because that's hypothetical.
Let's deal with what we know, Ocho.
We've got to deal with what we know.
And that's what I'm saying.
Because now, without those two extra MVPs regular season,
without those two extra finals MVPs,
guess who else you bring into the equation?
One Stephen Curry.
Yeah.
Because Steph has four.
Yeah.
Steph has two MVPs.
And a final MVP.
So now let's just say for the sake of argument,
LeBron has two regular season MVPs, two finals MVPs.
MVPs, yeah.
Are we looking at LeBron the same way?
Yeah, we are.
No, we're not.
Because he's different.
No.
He's different.
I mean, he's different.
So are you basing his greatness solely on MVPs and titles alone?
No, no.
That's it?
But that's how you get into the goat debate. It's rings.
Remember?
Rings.
No.
Okay.
You're right.
Ocho, what are we saying?
You and I both saying,
you can be great
and not have rings.
Charles Barkley was a great player.
Karl Malone was a great player.
John Stockton was a great player.
Okay, we can't put them
on the same stratosphere,
on the same pedestal as LeBron.
But let me ask you a question.
LeBron is different.
He's in a category of his own with Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant.
But what does he have?
Rings.
Rings, Ocho.
Right.
I understand what you're saying.
But even still, just even without the rings, dude, he's…
Ocho, without the rings, he, dude, he's he's. Oh, Joe, he would without the ring.
If he's not in the conversation without the rings, he's not in the gold conversation.
So you out of it, he's out of it's not even a debate.
See, for me, I don't put anybody I don't put.
If you look at my top five, my top five, you have to have at least three regular season MVPs.
That's how I took it.
Three.
So let me ask you a question.
Yes.
Let's say he had the scoring title.
Yes.
But he wasn't able to win any rings or championships.
So he's not in the goal conversation?
No.
Because he don't have any rings.
He wouldn't be in the conversation.
So how would you put him with no rings?
Hold on.
Ocho, think about this here.
Is it different for football then?
No.
So the players that were great that have never won a ring,
does that mean they're not great?
They're not in the conversation because it's a team game.
It's a team game. When you look at quarterbacks, name a quarterback.
It's Brady.
Montana. It's Brady. Montana.
It's Manny.
Yeah.
Now, see, and this is what we talk about the levels.
This is what we're talking about goals.
Because you can be great and not have rings.
You can.
I believe that.
I believe you can be great and not have rings.
Charles Barkley was a great player.
Okay. Look at how we
looked at Kevin Durant.
I take that back. I'm talking about Kevin.
Look at how we looked at Kevin Garnett
before and then after
he got that ring.
You see the difference?
Look at how we looked
at...
Look at how we looked at... Look at how we look at that. Look at how we look at that.
That's a tall task.
Look at how we look at that Dirk Nowitzki.
Before and after he got the ring.
So my argument is,
how would we be able to say LeBron is a GOAT
with just two rings?
When Kobe has five.
When Duncan has five.
When Kareem has five.
When Jordan has six. When Magic has five when Kareem has five when Jordan has six when Magic has five and all the guys that I mentioned are Jordan Jordan has six has five regular season MVPs uh uh uh Magic
has three regular season MVPs with three finals MVPs so you right. But I don't believe without Miami
because here's the thing we saw.
I believe and I think everybody
out there believe had Kevin Durant
not gotten hurt in 2019,
Toronto not beating them.
No, absolutely not.
But you see what can happen?
You see what can happen?
One injury changed the landscape.
Yeah.
You see what happened with
Kevin Durant, with LeBron?
Kyrie and Kevin Love got hurt. Changed the whole complexion of the series right right kevin durant and and
in brooklyn uh kairi get hurt james hard to dealing with a hamstring you see how things
gotta be now this is what we know for lebron he's averaged 25 points he's never scored
less than 25 points in the season since his rookie year he averages 27 7 and 7 i believe he goes
anywhere else and still averages 27 7 and 7 yeah but averaging 27 7 and 7 ain't the same
as what he did in miami and when he got two more MVPs back-to-back,
two more finals MVPs back-to-back,
it changed the way we looked at him.
But I still, I'm telling you,
I still think your knowledge of the game of basketball
is much better than I am.
Me, as an outsider watching in,
I think, regardless of what LeBron tweeted,
minus Leshrings, minus Leshrings is my ass.
I have a feeling that he could have went to any team,
any NBA team, obviously with a supporting cast,
an efficient supporting cast,
and done the exact same thing he did in Miami.
I know he could have.
I know he could have because he's that special of a player.
He's that special.
How do we know?
Because remember, it takes more than just a story to win a title.
Look at the resume.
The resume speaks for itself.
Ocho, think about how close they came to losing a title.
They was a Ray Allen backpedal behind the three.
Three.
The greatest shot in NBA history.
Clutch.
Just to survive.
Right.
So for us to sit here and say, well, he could have gone anywhere else and won anything.
It's really not that simple, Ocho.
Not for a championship.
Is it that simple for him to go somewhere and average 27, 77?
Or to average 30 like he did for the Lakers two years ago?
And like he averaged 29 last year?
Sure.
He's that, he's that, he's LeBron.
He's the GOAT.
Right. he's that he's that he's lebron he's a goat right and i said what made me put him there is that when
i factored into regular season mbps i factored into finals mbps at three different stops now
ocho 30 000 points 10 000 rebounds 10 000 assists you factor in all the first team all mbas you
factor in all the all-star appearances.
You start factoring all of that.
This is just not a longevity because there are a lot of guys that played 20,
not a lot of guys.
I think there are nine guys that played a total of 20 years or more,
but they're averaging four points.
He ain't going to average four.
He's going to end up averaging what he's, I don't know if he'll average 27,
but he'll probably be around 24, 25 points a game.
And you're 21.
Yeah.
That's what I believe, though.
I think the reason what caught people so far off guard is that this is a totally
different audience, ESPN, than when I was at Undisputed.
And if you watch me on Undisputed, you know that I've criticized some of the things LeBron
has done.
We had a play, some of the things that he's said.
I think that people had this perception that all I do is cape, cape, cape, cape, cape for
LeBron.
Right.
And that's not true.
I don't believe any player.
I don't believe any person is beyond reproach i don't believe a any player or any
person is a beyond criticism right because you have being who you are criticism comes along with
it right if you don't want the criticism you should not take the great. He's still, in my estimation, the GOAT. But I believe it took that Miami stint to put him on the path.
Now, going back to Cleveland, going to four more, winning an MVP,
going to the Lakers, winning another finals MVP.
And he's been dominant.
He's been great.
So they made it seem like I say LeBron was a bum.
Man, if he ain't go to LeBron.
And it doesn't have to be mutually exclusive, Ocho.
Miami benefited.
LeBron benefited.
Benefited.
A lot of times we just want to say, no, you benefited.
But I like to think in a relationship, no matter if it ended or not,
we both got something out of it.
Right.
I like that. That's just me. Now, sometimes we're like, I ain't getting nothing out of it. Right. I like that.
That's just me.
Now, sometimes we're like,
I ain't getting nothing out of that.
I ain't getting nothing.
Right.
Okay.
I took something.
Maybe if it wasn't nothing but a damn good meal,
I got something out of it.
Something.
Right.
That's a good one, man.
That's a good one.
But I'm telling you,
I wholeheartedly believe he could have gone anywhere.
He came to the heat, what,
was it 2012? 2011.
2010, because they ended up losing.
Because think about it, Ocho. Think about it now.
For me,
had he won 2011 against
the Mavericks, I don't even think it's a
debate. I don't think it's a debate.
A lot of people can't put LeBron
in front of Jordan for the simple
fact of 2011. They said, I just can't put LeBron in front of Jordan for the simple fact of 2011.
They said, I just can't do it because I saw guys that Jordan would have scored 60 on.
They're not putting J.J. Barea on Michael Jordan.
They're not putting Deshaun Stevenson on Michael Jordan.
And so a lot of people can't get over that hurdle there.
Right, right.
But I believe it took all of that to get him to what we see now.
The finished product that we see now.
Right.
Happened because of 2011.
Yeah.
But the finished product would have been the same regards to where he was at because of who he is.
Because of who he is, the finished product.
You can't tell me, well, if he didn't come to the Miami Heat, the finished product of what we're witnessing now wouldn't be who he is.
It would still be the same guy.
But you're saying individually.
See, I'm not talking about individually.
I'm talking from a team aspect as well.
I'm talking from a team aspect and having MVPs and championships if he went somewhere else.
He could have still done it.
But think about Ocho.
He's averaged probably, look at that, he averaged 30,
29 last year,
28, 29 last year, 30 the year before.
Ain't with no titles.
I have a question. I have a question. This is something
I don't have in front of me.
He went to the Heat in 2011, right?
Yeah. I wish I had
the rosters of the other teams
to choose from that he could have gone to, and I
guarantee you could put at least five or six other teams he could have gone to and they would have been in
the finals with the opportunity to win a championship and he had an opportunity to get
those mvp finals i guarantee you i just don't have i don't have the information in front of
you right now off the top of my head i think i can remember i know miami was one he ended up going to
miami i think the knicks but talking to Rich Paul, Knicks were never really in play.
And I think Chicago.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
And I'm not sure the rosters, but yes.
Well, you had, at the time, you had D. Rose.
You had Yoakim Noah.
You had Tom Gibson.
Yeah.
Because that year he won the MVP over LeBron. Come on, man.
So you mean to tell me
Jimmy Butler?
Championship.
Championship.
MVP and a ring
with the Bulls that year. Yes.
Come on, man. But.
There's no but about it. That's an
MVP championship.
Trust me. And it's not even about it. That's an MVP championship. Trust me.
And it's not even a hypothetical.
I put my life savings on that.
If it was to happen, I wish we could rewind time. We can't though.
See, we can't.
Prime D, Prime D, Jimmy Butler, Joe Kim, Noah, and LeBron.
And you mean to tell me that I wouldn't know Chip?
We never know.
We do know.
We've seen, Ochocho we've seen things happen
just because you have the most talent you've seen teams look look at the patriots patriots had the
most talent you remember in 2007 and the little old giants barely made the playoffs got them
i mean who who would have thought the dallas Mavericks would have beat the Miami Heat?
Who would have thought the Detroit Pistons would have taken down Shaq and Kobe?
Oh, yeah.
Think about that now.
Hey, them boys, that was Ben Wallace and them boys, huh?
Ben, Shee, Riff, Chance, Tayshaun.
They were playing some defense, boy.
And see, Ocho, that's what I say.
You don't know.
Right.
Let's deal.
The only thing I can say for certain,
looking at LeBron James' career,
is that pencil a man for 27-7-7.
Write it in the book.
And I'm writing it in non-erasable ink.
You can't erase it.
That's what I know.
But championships are a lot harder to come by.
People keep talking about Jordan was six for six.
Jordan played 15 years.
So the other nine years, he didn't get there.
Right.
You're right.
Well, I have a question.
Since we're on the topic of basketball,
on something that I need to gain a little bit more knowledge about.
Okay.
What do the Lakers need?
Outside of Anthony Davis staying healthy,
they need one more.
One more star.
They got to hit some shots.
I mean, it's the first time, I think,
in NBA history through the first eight games,
they've made less field goals from the three
and shot a worse percentage.
In NBA history, they
instituted... It's still early, though.
They instituted the three-point line in 1979.
That was
a year after you was born. That's when
the three-point line... Chris Ford made the very
first three-point shot. So
think about that. Go back all the way back.
They've been outscored by
74 points in the first quarter,
which is the most in NBA history through this amount of games.
Wait, outscored by how much?
74.
Hey, man, we got to go to a Laker game, man.
How much course size seats?
Coach O, before I get into that, we just hit a quarter of a mil.
What?
Thank you.
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We got a quarter of a mil.
250,000?
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250,000 what?
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No, $250,000.
We go half and half.
No, we're not going to go half and half.
I think that's what we should do.
And every time when we hit 500,000, we should go half and half. No, we're not going to go half and half. I think that's what we should do. And every time, every time we hit,
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Give whoever the 500 subscriber is.
That's something you and the volume
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Nah, I'm talking about
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This, this, this me and you,
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I ain't got it like that.
I ain't got it like that.
You do.
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I better go? I better go
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but that's all I can go have on right there, Hocho.
A mini-me?
Who's pregnant? I ain't nobody pregnant.
Honestly, that's the only thing I'll be able to go have on.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
That's the only thing I'll go have on.
Okay, okay, okay.
Nah, but I'm just saying, that would be dope.
Hey, look, that's never been done before, man.
Think about it.
Let's sleep on that, man.
Think about it.
Every time we hit a certain milestone, we should get-
You tell me to sleep on that, I might not wake up, Ocho.
We got to make it fun and exciting for the people, man.
Can you imagine?
Whoever the 500,000 subscriber is, they get 500 grand.
You give them 250, I give them 250.
I ain't got it like that, Ocho.
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Ryan Tannehill wouldn't help Malik Willis,
but had no problem helping Will Levis.
This is what he said.
He said, Tannehill on Will, but it's a situation that I'm in.
I have to walk through it.
Will has done some good things, obviously.
He came in, played well, and I'm going to be here
and answer any questions he might have
and help him out along the way.
This is what Tannehill said when the Titans drafted Malik Willis.
I don't think it's my job to
mentor him i'm just trying to figure what happened in a year right you didn't want to you didn't want
to mentor malik willis but you got no problem answering any questions that will levis may or
may not have well i i think um obviously when you you draft a quarterback you know he's coming after
your job.
I think Brett Favre said the same thing about Aaron Rodgers,
if I'm not mistaken.
Something similar to that.
You know, it wasn't his job to mentor him.
And that's a hurtful thing,
knowing that a quarterback is coming in to take your job.
I think now at this point.
You believe in your ability?
Oh, yeah.
Me?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I believe in mine.
I ain't worried about it.
But I ain't worried about it. But I ain't worried about it. But
you know they're trying... Why they take the quarterback?
They're trying
to get him out of there.
They're trying to get him out of there. You know that.
If you notice,
they wasn't drafted...
What's the likelihood you think they draft another receiver
in the first round as long as Chase there?
Ain't happening.
It ain't happening. So, Ryan Tannehill should be mad... For me, this is the way I approach long as Chase there. It ain't happening. It ain't happening.
So Ryan Tannehill should be mad.
For me, this is the way I approached it, Ocho.
I was so secure in my job.
I'm going to tell you.
See, I talked to guys, and every guy that backed up me went to the Pro Bowl.
Todd Heat, when I was in Baltimore, I left.
He went to the Pro Bowl.
Dwayne Carswell and Byron Chamberlain, when I left,
Carswell went to the Pro Bowl for the Broncos. Chamberlain went to the Pro Bowl. Dwayne Carswell and Byron Chamberlain. When I left, Carswell went to the Pro Bowl for the Broncos.
Chamberlain went to the Pro Bowl
for the Vikings.
But we had that relationship.
I know they couldn't get my job.
I was secure.
But I needed them.
If something happened to me,
I needed them to know,
damn,
even though they didn't have
the physical abilities that I had,
I needed them to know.
The team couldn't miss a beat.
How selfish am I going to be
to withhold anything
that could help them?
Because people help me. I remember
being in training camp and
having a guy tell me the wrong route
and I said, if I ever got
in that situation, I would never do that
to a player. Wait, somebody told you the wrong route?
Yeah. As a joke?
No. As a joke? No, no,
bro.
It's cutthroat.
We're both low round picks.
He's trying to make the team.
I'm trying to make the team.
Okay.
Oh,
he on that.
Oh,
he on that.
And I said,
I just,
well,
I said,
Lord,
if I'm fortunate enough to ever make it,
I'm going to tell a lot of guys. I see guys coming in the huddle and I could tell,
you can tell when a guy coming to huddle,
he don't know what the hell he got to do.
Hey, you got to come back.
So and so, yeah. You hot now.
Hey, you hot. Make sure you, hey,
hey, you got this right, but if it's covered
too, you got to release outside and run
the fade. So,
Ocho, you know when a guy coming in
he don't know what the hell he doing.
So, before
and the thing that I like they were patient with me
oh joe man i ain't know nothing let me tell you i'll tell you a true story oh joe
dan reeve used to send the plays and he have a player you know i run a play i'll come back out
next play he sent me in with the play so i'm tired now i don't got tired you know when you
get tired oh joe you know fatigue will make cowl love a song
so Dan got his hand
on my shoulder
he tell me to play
I run in the ball game
I breathe
and John look at me
John say what's the play
I said I forgot
I did Ocho
I'm sorry
Ocho
I want to go
how you forgot to play
from the sideline
to the huddle I forgot you know I'm running I'm you forgot to play from the sideline to the huddle?
Yo, I forgot.
You know, I'm running up, John.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I get in the huddle.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Look at the John.
John look at me.
He's like, T, what's the play?
I'm like, oh, shit.
I'm a guy.
I did, man.
I'm a guy.
Man, I didn't want to look over there, Dad,
because I already know he was cursing.
Yeah, he was hot.
I knew he was hot.
Made a man waste his time out, man.
He wasted his time out.
But so what do you think happened between last year and says,
I don't think it's my job to mentor Malik Willis,
and this year where he says,
Hey,
I'm here to answer any questions and help him out along the way.
I think he was,
he was over it.
He was over it.
Obviously they drafted Malik Willis and he's like,
okay,
I'm going to beat this kid out and I'm not going to help him.
And then they drafted the quarterback the following year again.
And probably 10,
he was like,
well,
God damn,
they must not really like me.
So I might as well get to help and helping develop these, you know,
the quarterback that they have at the helm now,
because they trying to find a way to get me up out of here.
I mean, the writing is on the wall.
Well, he did that to himself.
He was quarterback one year.
I mean, I like Tannehill.
I don't have a problem with it.
He's not in the elite category, but he's an efficient quarterback
if you got receivers to throw to him.
I mean, he's good.
Think about what you had.
You had Derrick Henry at his absolute apex
and Derrick Henry is still running the ball
and that's all the far you can go?
So think about what you're throwing again.
Think about you had A.J. Brown.
Think about you had A.J. Brown. And he was balling
that. He was balling. Him and A.J.
had a nice little wide pass. Look at A.J.
with Jalen Hurts and look at
A.J. with Tanny Hill.
And when you got Derrick Henry, what cover do you think you're throwing against if you got Derrick Henry in your backfield?
Single high.
Nine in the box.
Exactly.
Nine in the box.
You got single high.
Ain't no disguise.
Ain't no nothing.
You got single high.
They better drop that safety down in the box.
Yeah, you know, the makeup, you can't really compare.
The makeup of the Titans offense and the makeup of the Eagles offense
is completely different.
Completely different.
And I think, you know, over there in Tennessee, you know, it was run first.
For the Eagles, nigga, they throwing that bitch two million times a game.
But that wasn't how they was until they got who?
They got A.J.
Yeah.
So now you got A.J., you run, because remember they had Devontae.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, put nine in the box to try to stop
this run and see what
we do for it. Because now you got AJ
on one side, you double AJ, you got
Devontae working single coverage. He gonna kill you, yeah.
And you got Zacarias.
And you got, you had Dallas Goddard,
he broke his forearm, he's gonna miss about a month.
But you see, I just don't, I never understood guys being that selfish
that they don't want to help the player because of him.
Are you that insecure?
Yeah, you got a dude, a man, somebody coming in to take your job, man.
You took somebody's job?
Somebody is literally coming in.
You took somebody's job?
How the hell do you think you got on the field?
I ain't take nobody's job.
Yeah, you did.
There was receivers there.
So the Cincinnati Bengals had no receivers before they drafted Ocho Cinco.
No, see, this is what you don't even know.
Let me tell you this.
This is a quick story, funny story.
Like, real quick story.
I came out of college as a DB.
I was a DB.
Okay.
Tell the story.
I want you to tell the story about the wide receivers.
So the Bengals had no wide receivers prior to you coming.
Yeah, they had some good ones.
So you took somebody's job?
Listen, Darnay Scott, Ron Dugans, the greatest collegiate receiver of all time,
Peter Ward, they was there.
And I think Darnay was on the back end.
So once Darnay left, then I filled in the role at the X.
Okay.
So you took somebody's job?
I mean, he was done playing.
I wouldn't say really taking somebody's job.
Once receivers hit year 10, that's kind of like the, okay, we go move on.
But here's the thing, Ocho.
The thing was, if Darnay Scott could still do it, they wouldn't have moved on.
Hey, he was nice, boy. He was nice. Remember Darnay Scott can still do it. They wouldn't have moved on. He was nice, boy. He was nice.
Remember Darnay Scott?
I do.
But for me, Ocho, I just looked at it
like, hey, I took somebody's job.
Let me get them ready.
Because at the end of the day, I wanted to be a great teammate.
I wanted guys that's like,
man, I really enjoy
playing sharp. And I always told the guys
every time I left, I said, hopefully you enjoyed me as much as I enjoyed you. Everybody different, man, I really enjoy playing sharp. And I always told the guys, every time I left, I said, hopefully you
enjoyed me as much as I enjoyed you.
Everybody different though, huh?
Everybody different. The NFL
is a business, man. The NFL is a
business. And every time somebody come in that locker room,
every time somebody get drafted, they are coming
to take your job. You're not there
to make no goddamn friends.
You got miles to feed.
You got a family to feed. You got bills to pay.
He can't get it.
Everybody don't have your mentality, though.
I did the best bad job I best I could.
I tried to help Todd heat recoverages,
have him understand when guys playing this leverage,
just what he's trying to do,
you don't let him blah, blah, blah, X, Y, Z.
But Ozzy knew in order for them to maximize todd i had to go
and i was cool with that when he called me he said hey boy what you want to do i said you tell me
what you think i should do he said bro you went to the pro bowl he said you let all tight ends
and catches hell yeah you can still play but we did take todd in the first round to do what you
got to do.
With no hard feelings.
I said, hey, I said, hey, I said, bro, thank you for the opportunity to show that I just wasn't a Mike Shanahan, Johnny Owe guy.
I said, thank you for the opportunity.
Right.
I went back to Denver.
I was cool with that.
That business cutthroat, ain't it?
Yeah.
Ocho, Ocho.
I was cool with that.
That business cutthroat, ain't it?
Yeah.
Ocho.
Ocho.
What Baltimore did was made sure that I never had to work another day of my life.
I'm going to be mad about that.
Yeah.
I like that.
I got three small kids.
Now I can take the money, my signing bonus.
Okay, y'all got to college.
Y'all colleges.
Whatever college you want to go to.
You good. Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth, Georgia Tech, straight.
Right. Everything. Hey, Yale, Dartmouth, Georgia Tech, straight. Right.
Car, everything.
Hey, Shannon ain't got enough.
The moment, hey, Shannon can kick his heels up if I want to work.
And that's what I tell people.
I work because I want to, not because I have to.
There's a difference between the two.
There's levels to this dish.
Right, right.
Talk your shit, huh?
Talk your shit now.
That's how I was.
I was going to never be mad at Ozzy.
They gave me an opportunity.
Right.
And people looked at me totally different.
They're like, oh, okay, he can still play.
Went back to Denver, had two great years.
CBS gave me an opportunity.
But that's just the way I am, Ocho.
If somebody need help, hey, guys, come on.
Hey, man, I want to do that.
I get guys all the time.
Man, I want to start a podcast.
This is what you need to do.
XYZ, blah, blah, blah. Or when I was at Undisputed, the guys would come time, man, I want to start a podcast. This is what you need to do. XYZ, blah, blah, blah.
When I was at Undisputed, the guys would
come on and say, man, I kind of want to get
into this. I say, well, you need to start doing it now.
I say, the mistake that a lot
of people made, Ocho, they wait
to the last year.
No, do that
early. If one of these networks want you
to come on your bye week, hey, I'm there.
Hey, if they want you to do, hey, they call you
and say, hey, we want to talk to you about this.
Hop on. Yeah.
You got to plant the seeds. That's all it is.
All you got to do is plant the seeds.
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Walmart self-checkout machines are not asking for tips.
For real? Self-checkout. are not asking for tips. For real?
Self-checkout.
You bag your own ish.
And it's a hook your boy up with 10, 20, 30, 40%.
I don't like that.
Oh, why not?
I don't like that.
Because who are you tipping?
Who is the money going to?
Like, if I'm not actually handing the money over to someone.
Nah. Walmart, they got money. got money they got they got money i'm not tipping the machine now if there's a there's a worker there or somebody helping bag bag stuff up
yeah then i'll tip but i'm not tipping no goddamn machine when i get takeout i don't tip nobody that
all you did is ring my order up now if you if you bring delivery, okay, yeah, I'll tip you.
But if all you did was like,
okay, that's $24.95,
you ain't get no tip for that.
You ain't in the back cooking.
You don't tip.
No.
But we got to work on that, man.
We got to work on that. I tip the server.
When you come wait on me, and like I said, we went to Savannah.
We had a great server.
She was like, ask that, you need more Diet Coke?
She asked, Jordan, you need more water?
Hey, she had no idea who I was until they told her as we were getting ready to leave.
So she had no idea.
Would you like some ginger ale, sir?
She was very respectful and everything.
So at the end, I gave her.
I said, would this take care of the bill?
She smiled. She's like, I think this
will cover it. How much did you tip
her?
I tell you what, she seemed
extremely happy,
right, guys? Yeah.
She was very happy.
Ocho, speaking of tipping,
you posted something today i told you you made me mad you made me you made me mad last week
because you made me mad you told me why you always tipping why you ain't posting it you're doing it
for you and i told you last week i was on the show you know just for that you know what i'm gonna do
i'm gonna go somewhere this weekend
and I'm going to tip $5,000 and
I'm going to write a letter. I'm going to write a note.
I wrote a little note on the bottom just for you.
It's going to make Uncle Shannon mad.
And guess what? Now you mad. You mad?
Uh-uh. Animals get mad.
Animals get mad. Humans get upset.
Are you upset? Nope.
Nope. And you made fun of me because you
was getting on your private jet
and making fun of me. I didn't even know you saw that. I didn't know you saw that. I ain't
no joy. How did you capture that? You, you tagged me. I'm not going to say you tagged me. Talk about
you getting on your private jet. You got your go yard bag. Where was your dog at? Where the dog
was at? Oh, you saw that, Ocho?
So that's tag.
So when I tag somebody, that's like playing T-tag.
I touch you, that makes you get up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ain't know how that works.
I'm new to social media.
I'm new to it.
I ask, all I ask you was, can I go on the private jet just one time?
One time.
Why are you stunting on me?
Why are you stunting on me? Why are you stunting on me?
You're supposed to be
elevating me
and bringing me up
and you bringing me down.
You know how I'd be able
to afford a private jet?
All that tip money I save.
I'm just saying.
Hey, do you tip
the flight attendant?
Yeah.
You're supposed to, right?
Look, I do.
Look here.
I ain't got no problem.
Nobody going to tell you O'Shea cheap.
Right.
They might say a lot of things.
They might say a lot of things about me.
Cheap ain't one of them.
Right.
Okay.
I like it.
I like it.
Because if you said, if you were a woman in my life and you said channel was cheap,
you need to ask yourself why.
Because the one thing I ain't is cheap.
Talk your shit now.
Talk your shit.
I ain't going to say that.
Talk your shit.
Matter of fact,
speaking of women,
you know what?
I ain't going to bring that up.
I ain't going to bring it up.
I ain't going to bring it up.
I ain't going to bring it up.
Somebody,
somebody listen.
Oh, that is,
who?
Who trying to go twirl around with the champ? I got the Hem bring it up. Somebody, somebody listen. Oh, who tried to go to a ride with a champ?
I got the Hemingway belt.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I got the message right here.
I got the message right here.
Uh,
this was,
um,
I'm going to tell you,
I'm going to tell you right now.
She sent a whole little,
whole little,
um,
information about you.
And hold on. Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Where we at? Oh, a whole little information about you.
Hold on, where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at?
Oh, here we go.
Right here.
Here we go.
She has a PhD.
She is a multi-million dollar business owner.
She loves to travel.
She loves to travel.
She's funny.
She's witty.
And she asked for me to connect you guys uh she has a big crush on you and she loves you now uh i can get you the rest of the information uh rail asleep so she went
to a business conference in in orlando uh general general contracting also rail meta yeah and she in Orlando, General Contracting Conference. Oh, so Real Metal.
Yeah, and this young lady, she's the big, the boss boss.
Why is she bossing?
Yeah, she's the boss boss.
So she was the head of everything.
And I'm like, you sure?
She want to holler at Unc? She said, yeah.
She said she loves watching Nightcap,
and she would love to have an opportunity to meet Unc.
Say, she'll fly to you.
And this is what she hit me with.
She told Real.
I fly to him private.
I'm like, oh, she got it like that.
Let me ask you a question, Ocho.
Yes, sir.
Has she been to church in the last year?
I don't think so.
I think she's set up.
Now you got my attention.
Now I got to sit up.
You ain't been to church.
That's what I'm looking for.
She might be a sinner.
What? She might be a sinner. What?
She might be a sinner.
Oh, baby.
Hey, listen.
If she ain't a sinner, she might choose to backslide every now and then.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm going to send an answer.
Hey, wait.
You got your phone on you?
You got your phone next to you?
No.
No?
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, check this out, Ocho.
Yes, okay. Hey, check this out, Ocho. Yes, sir.
How long can you stay
cuddled up with your spouse or girlfriend
before you need space to go
to sleep? How long
can I stay cuddled up? I mean,
there are different variations when we talk
about cuddled up. Like, am I
the big spoon? Am I the little spoon?
Is the AC on? Is it hot where we are?
Do we have on clothes if we don't have on clothes um is it before before intercourse or is it after intercourse
like there's so many different variables that that that determines how long does it take you
to stay caught up with your spouse or significant other before you need space to go to sleep. I just told you. Okay.
Maybe about
20 minutes.
I got two to three.
I got two to three minutes
before we got to go to our
respective corners.
Two to three minutes?
Yeah, that's it. I'm going to start to sweat.
How are you going to sweat if you got the
AC on in the house? It doesn't matter.
I got crazy body
heat. Crazy.
Yeah, I'm
different.
I like the huddle. I like
the caressing. I like the
hole. I like to sleep and
put in a chokehold
and just be comfortable.
Bring your mic a little closer to you.
Blame your mouth.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, my bad, my bad.
There you go.
Now we got you.
Yeah, my bad.
I like the whole and caressing.
Yeah, two to three minutes.
I got the feel.
I got the feel friction.
I need you up on me.
Two to three minutes.
Nah, nah. Nah. Two to three minutes. Nah. Nah.
Nah, two to three minutes.
Nah, she get,
she can get,
she can get two to three minutes.
That's all she gonna get.
She gonna,
I'm gonna get him.
Nah, I ain't talking about no cuddling.
Nah, I ain't talking about no cuddling.
Stay with me, nah.
I will give,
I'm gonna give her two to three minutes and I ain't giving you no more than that
because I ain't got nothing
to motherfucking prove.
And if you think two to three minutes
is too short,
I want you to get in the boxing ring and see how long three I ain't got nothing to motherfucking prove. And if you think two to three minutes is too short, I want you to get
in the boxing ring and see how long three minutes
is when somebody trying to beat your ass.
That's a long time. That's a long
time. That's all you're going to get.
Yeah, I'm two to three minutes, Ocho.
Because I'm going to generate so much body
heat. And you know what?
And you know, I'm going to hold you all night.
Ooh, girl, I'm going to spoon
you. I ain't telling nobody that lie.
I got two to three minutes.
What about when you first meet somebody?
When you first meet somebody, you always want to...
I got two to three minutes.
That's all I got for you.
First of all, in the first 35 seconds, my arm going to be asleep
if you're laying in my arm.
Now my arm is asleep.
Oh, so you got you a big girl.
I see what you're doing there.
It don't matter to the girl. It don't matter to the girl.
No?
No.
Well, how your arm going to be asleep, man?
You've been in the gym for no reason.
What you in the gym for?
What you mean what you in the gym for?
I mean, you got all the muscles and she laying your arm and it going to go to sleep?
Yes.
Shoot.
Real lay on my arm all night.
Like seven hours.
And I'm good.
I mean, she laying on bone.
I know her head hurting.
Real.
Real jaw was so like,
Daddy.
I'm talking about,
baby, you punched me last night.
I'm talking about,
nah, you had your head on my shoulder.
You see this?
You see this framework?
You see the framework, right?
I do.
We're going to run a poll to see what the chat says.
Because there ain't nobody cuddling for no 20 minutes.
Ask them. I guarantee you.
Women like
men that like to cuddle.
That's a fact.
Women say that and then they're like,
oh, you hot. Get on your side.
Nah, what kind of AC unit
you got
I got AC
my house stays 68 degrees
year round
that's 68
that's the problem
right there
you gotta put it on 64
get your whirlpool
man
get your
no whirlpool
whirlpool 3000
that's what I got
look
over 1000 volts
2 to 3 minutes 2 to 3 minutes is 51% Look. Over a thousand votes.
Two to three minutes.
Two to three minutes is 51%.
Two to three minutes.
They lying.
Two to three.
They lying.
No.
See, a lot of people
just told you.
It's like, ooh, girl.
You know how fast
three minutes is?
Just cuddling?
20 minutes at 49%. Ain't nobody cudd minutes at 49%. Ain't nobody cuddling
no 49%.
Ain't nobody cuddling
no 20 minutes.
Told you.
See, that's what y'all be seeing.
People be like,
see, people say a lot of stuff.
You put on Netflix.
Netflix, you put on a good movie.
Get some food, some pop.
Man, you gonna...
Man, shit, you put on
a good movie.
Ocho, look about...
I want you to see...
I need you to stay with me.
You gonna stay with me?
Yes, sir.
I'm with you, baby.
How long can you stay cuddled up with your spouse or significant other before you need space to go to sleep?
You're not watching Netflix.
You're going to sleep.
I'm still saying 20 minutes.
Because, listen, that heat, it relaxes you.
And if it's the right woman, if it's your woman, her being in your arms
is like... Well, she in my arms, she my woman.
She about to blow somebody else's
house, but she my woman when she here.
That ain't got shit to do... Oh, screw me.
That ain't got nothing to do with me.
Where she supposed to be, I'm saying
where she actually is.
Right. I'm just saying,
something about a woman's touch or a man's
touch with a woman, it allows you to be at ease and sleep much better, which is why I'm saying 20 minutes is not far fetched for cuddling.
I sleep better when a six pound head ain't in my arms.
I don't know about you, but a six pound head tends to keep me awake at night.
You got to get comfortable, man. You got to get comfortable, man.
You got to get comfortable.
There are many positions.
You know, I do this.
Wait, hold on.
Where the dog be at?
The dog be in the bed too?
Yeah, little one.
But here's the thing though, Ocho.
You know how somebody head get
and you got to try to move your arm up out the way
so you don't want to wake them up.
Yeah, and don't wake them up. Yeah. I know the way. So you don't want to wake up. Yeah.
I know you talk about,
I know you talk about that point before you get to that point.
Hey man,
I'm going to move on over here.
I've been to move on over here,
but I need,
I need space.
And I'm like,
I said,
Oh Joe,
I generate a crazy amount.
I'm telling my,
I'll be sweating. And if I'm not careful, Ocho, I generate a crazy amount. I'm telling you, I'll be sweating.
And if I'm not careful, I mean,
I have to like change my sheets in the middle
of the night because I sweat so much.
I'm a sweater, yeah.
Little Mr. B Nasty?
But y'all might be a match made in heaven.
You got to change your sheets.
She got to change her sheets,
man.
I mean,
well,
we changed our sheets for different reasons,
man.
Let me start with you.
Oh,
let me ask you a question.
Obviously you've gone out on some dates.
I mean,
Hey,
before you got real,
you probably going out once a month,
twice a month.
Once a month?
I was going out every night.
What?
Oh, Lord.
With a chick?
Yeah.
What?
Listen, I had a roster, boy.
Before Real came along, Real was in line.
She was like number, she was about 32, number 32.
32?
Yeah, she rode her way up the line, huh?
She worked up the way, yeah.
Man, I had, I had her.
So you got some experience with this.
What's the worst thing that a woman can do on a date?
Oh, can I be honest with you, young?
I ain't going to sit and play with you.
Now, you know how I am about my money.
Yeah.
You know how I am about my money.
And when it comes to dealing with women that want to take advantage of you, listen, I'm
not, I'm looking for acid.
I'm not looking for a liability.
So what I do on the first date, one of the worst things a woman could do is when the
bill come, I have a problem.
I always pull out a deck of Uno cards.
I always pull out a deck of Uno cards and I watch for the woman's reaction.
I watch for the woman's reaction to see if there's a problem.
Like women, women, listen, y'all are for equality for the woman's reaction. I watch for the woman's reaction to see if there's a problem. Like women,
listen, y'all have fought for equality
for a very long time.
Not only when it's convenient,
but when it comes to paying bills,
it shouldn't be a problem.
So I love to play Uno on dates.
I love to play Uno on dates
and bet game,
best two out of three.
Yeah, two out of three.
Did I say that right?
Two out of three.
Yeah, two out of three.
And you know,
whoever loses pays for dinner. And that's something that I always do on my first dates.
And most of the time it went over well. I'm not sure if it went over well because it was me
at the time. Always have a great time. Always have enjoyable time. I'm a conversationalist.
I can talk a lot on various topics and that's it. I think that's just, I hate someone that always wants,
I don't want to say the wrong thing.
Let me just stop
before I say the wrong thing.
No, I mean,
what irks you
about something on a date?
I mean, that's you.
Irks me?
Not willing to pay.
Not willing to pay
or not even,
it's always, I, it's always,
I think it's cool. It's cool for the guy to pay, you know, it's traditional, but seeing a woman willing to fit the bill for the first time, it says a lot. It says a lot. I guess it's a,
it's, it's, it's refreshing damn near almost because it's, it's, it's always seen one way. The guy does this, the guy does that, the guy does this, the guy does that. And it's refreshing damn near almost because it's always seen one way.
The guy does this, the guy does that.
The guy does this, the guy does that.
And it's always the guy, the guy, the guy.
But to see a woman say, nah, I got it.
That's one of the dopest feelings in the world.
I'm old fashioned.
I'm going to grab the first one.
I'm probably going to grab the first hundred of them
if we go out that many times.
That's just the way
I do things. I'm cool with it.
It ain't no biggie.
Have I had women to pay?
Sure.
I mean,
how much can a
burger and fries be?
Or a chicken sandwich and fries be?
I mean, I'm very simplistic
in my taste buds.
Right.
But,
nah,
you were obviously
ordering lobster
on the first day.
That ain't,
you know.
Because,
hey,
we'll come with lobsters.
Yeah.
Man,
Ocho,
man,
there's something wrong
with you,
Ocho,
man.
Ocho,
man,
what's going on when You and T.O.
was on IG Live talking about y'all 12-hour
session. When did this happen?
Man, I never...
I was back...
Probably in 99.
That was in 99.
First of all, you didn't know T.O.
in 99. I didn't. I knew T.O.
I didn't know him since 98.
Yeah, we've been cool for a minute.
We've been cool for a little minute, man.
12 hours?
Yeah, man.
I was a young
whippersnapper back then, man.
Boy, y'all were popping them Skittles left and right, huh?
Nah, I don't do that.
I don't do none of that. I don't do that.
I can't do that.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, you know you know
i i mean i mean i'm i'm people know i'm not sure everybody knows you know i i used you know i had
an amateur porn career before i played football so um yeah i'm i'm a little different i'm a little
different in that area and uh if you look at my bio on Instagrams, if you look at my bio on Instagrams,
yeah, if you look at my bio
on Instagram,
it tells you about my experience
in that field, in that area.
A lot of people don't know,
but, you know, it is.
There's nothing to be proud about, though.
Nothing to be proud of.
But, you know,
sometimes you got to do
what you got to do, man,
to survive.
12 hours, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man. Back in the day, that's old. It's survival. I was, man. Yeah, man. Yeah,
man.
Back in the day.
That's old.
That's old.
I'm a new me.
I'm saved.
You know,
I got baptized.
It's wearing off a little bit,
so I got to redo it.
Even at 17,
even at 17.
I don't think I got that kind of hours in me.
You do.
I didn't.
You trust.
Trust me.
You do.
I ain't gonna lie to you, Yocho.
I had Spadewood. I had two of the
possible.
That's all I had for you. Two of the possible.
In a 24-hour span.
Nothing but a Spade.
That's all I got for you,
Yocho. I'm sorry.
Depending
on who's in front of you
trust me that two
would turn into a foe in a possible quick
alright
alright
trust me
yeah stay with me now
stay with me
got a lick of the promise Ocho
hit a lick today and promise I do more tomorrow.
That's all I got. Good night.
I'm out of here.
Ocho.
Hey.
Ain't no sense in be lying to you, Ocho.
Y'all be lying.
Ooh, girl. Ooh, oh, oh.
I'd say no.
Ocho, did you see this?
This influencer tattooed a boyfriend's name
on a oh it's fake
okay it's fake
it was
yeah I saw it
was it Dale
it was Kevin
oh okay I saw I saw
I knew that one real
wouldn't nobody actually go through
would you tattoo you. Would you tattoo?
You got real name tattooed on you?
Yeah.
I got real whole mural of a face on my back.
You ain't got no tattoos.
Yeah.
When you do, I can't see it.
You can see it.
You calling me black?
My bad, my bad, Ocho.
My bad.
Hey, no, I got 43 tattoos.
So one more angle hurt.
You ain't got no tattoos.
Let me see one on your arm.
My whole body covered up.
Some Dove soap will get that off.
Matter of fact, you know what I'm gonna get right here
what I'm gonna get like an Uncle
Ocho tattoo
I'm gonna get an Uncle Ocho
teardrop
you know what Ocho I'm the last
of a dying breed
I got no tattoos no earrings
no facial hair
and I wanted to get a
tattoo my sister found
a book, notebook. Everybody knows
how I feel about my grandmother.
And she had wrote her name in the
book.
And I was like, Libby, what you think?
She said, Shannon, that'll be great.
And then I called her back. I said, Libby,
you know, Granny would be so upset.
She said, Shannon, when you left, I thought
about it. She would. She would be so upset. She'd say, Shannon, when you left, I thought about it. She would.
She would be so upset.
Right.
I didn't do it.
Damn.
Because I know she would.
I know her.
If I don't know anything, she hated tattoos.
She'd say, boy, don't mark you.
She always used to always say, boy, don't mark your body up.
Right.
And I was like, you know what? I understand.
I understand.
That's the only reason. I wanted an earring I
remember all my friends in high school started getting like middle school and like freshman
high school started getting earrings and I was like I asked my mom I said mom I want an earring
she said when you get 18 you can get whatever you can go get 10 of them hell I turned 18 I
ain't want it no more I wanted it then I ain't want I ain't want it no more. I wanted it then. I ain't want it when I was 18. I want it when I was 14.
So I'm glad I didn't. You know my brother.
My brother don't have any tattoos, don't have any earrings.
He can't grow no hair on his head, so I know he ain't got no facial hair.
I got my ears pierced, but I ain't got no earrings.
I mean, obviously, I got 40, 44, 45, 45 tattoos now.
You know what I did?
I thought about getting me one of them old Suge Knights.
You remember old Suge Knights?
One of them old Cameron Gardner.
Yeah, yeah.
With the big old bill.
Yeah.
The thing you have to have old welder's mask to look at it.
It's a little big.
Yeah, that ain't your style, though.
That ain't my style.
I wouldn't look good with that on, Cho.
It wouldn't look right.
I mean, it might look good to you, but I'm just telling you for you and the way you carry yourself,
that ain't you.
That ain't you.
What if I get, I'll get me a tattoo.
I'll get me a tattoo. There you go.
Get grandma name.
You should do that. You should treat her, matter of fact,
Christmas, you should do that.
Man, my grandma, my grandma come up
by that grave. Tell my boy.
Because you know, old people, my grandma come up by that grade to my boy. Cause you don't know old people.
Old people really never called you by your name.
They call you boy.
They call your son.
It wasn't a certain disrespect.
They just, that's just what they call you.
Well, maybe, uh, where them boys, uh, Hey, the boy, that boy call, you know, it was,
that's my grandpa.
He's already forced to his boy, boy, boy.
So I guess they say this.
It's facial hair.
That's all I got.
Y'all want me to shave it off?
I've had it so long, it's like...
It's a part of you.
It is.
You know what I just thought about?
We talk about grandmas.
Ocho, they say a tattoo for me and your son.
There we go. There we go.
There you go.
That's a good one.
Man, I done gone 55 years.
Ain't got not one.
Ain't got one tattoo.
You can get one.
You can get one.
Ain't got to be that.
Put it on your ankle.
Ain't nobody going to see that.
Put it on your ankle.
What dude you know got an ankle tattoo?
You don't want nobody to see it i'm just saying put it on
your ankle just the fact that you get it if they get us to a million subs you got to get a tattoo
if we get to a million sub before january you got to get one i can't do that you do you you can
okay you can you know what i wanted to ask you i just i just thought about you talk about your
grandma and i just thought about my you were talking about your grandma.
And I just thought about my grandma,
my mama, right?
Yeah.
And I go visit them sometime.
Do you ever,
I always think about how much all the times
they said,
I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you.
And how they felt about me
when they were here.
And like,
I'm like, damn,
everybody passed away.
Grandma passed away in 2018.
My mama passed away in 2021.
We in 2023.
And I'm still waiting on the sign,
like some kind of sign,
like talk to me.
I go to the graveyard,
I go to the grave site and I,
and I show up playing a little gospel.
All right,
ladies.
Now I'm here now.
Now you can talk to me.
Give me some,
I ain't going to tell nobody.
I ain't going to tell nobody. I'm all right nobody i'm all right i'm listening you know just yeah nothing and i still
haven't gotten a sign do you think i hate to bring this up do you think there's life after death
or it because i i'm trying to understand how can you love me so much and leave this earth and then not give me any type of inclination. Yeah, like
no nothing.
Like nothing. And that
bothered me for a while.
Especially my mama.
Come back and cuss me out or something.
I mean,
my sister is probably more
spiritual than I am and she said that
granny has come to her.
She hasn't. I mean, I think about it all the time, but I, I honestly, Ocho in my 44 years, I don't think
my grandmother ever told me she loved me. She showed me she loved me. Okay. Okay. Okay. And I
remember the real last conversation I had with my grandmother and And it was, they was doing this special.
It was 2011.
Mike Cliss, right, for the local Denver paper.
And he was coming down because I was going into the Hall of Fame.
And they was going to do a story.
And so I was showing him all around and showed him to the,
took him to the old house.
I took him where, you know, the old schools were.
He met my coach, my high school coach, Coach Hall,
the one that was on first take.
And so we,
my grandmother was in the nursing home at that time.
And after we had been gone for like two hours, I come back
and she's crying.
So
I'm going to the room and he coming up.
I stop him. I do it like this.
So
I go sit on the bed.
And she's crying uncontrollably.
I remember like yesterday, Ocho.
And I said, Granny, what's wrong?
And I knew something was wrong.
She just crying.
I said, Granny, I got it.
I said, Libby, Spanky, Mama, I got them.
You can go.
Let go, Granny.
I got them.
Your baby going to hold it down.
So you don't have to worry no more.
You and Papa did your job.
Now go rest.
Man, Ocho,
this was
like, this like on my birthday.
Like, six days later.
She tell Libby and Mama, y'all
going home. I don't know where y'all staying. I want to
go to sleep. This was like,
cause Libby normally stays till about
5, 36 o'clock,
eat, get a change, get everything,
get her situated. Then she would leave. My sister
went up there every day to the nurse home. Every day for two
years, every day.
My mom was up there at the time. She said,
why don't y'all go on home? I mean, I can't get no
rest with y'all living here.
They leave probably about 4.30.
People call it 4.45,
Miss Mary gone.
She didn't want them to see her.
But she couldn't go
until her baby told her,
I got it, Granny.
Once I told my Granny
that I had it,
that I got my brother,
I got my sister,
I got my mom,
because that's all she was worried about. She knew I was, she had, hey, I'm my brother, I got my sister, I got my mom, because that's all she was worried about.
She knew I was, she had, hey, I'm a baby.
I was built.
She raised three the hard way.
She raised her nine and gave my mom three everything but life.
She needed to hear me say it.
Granny, I got it.
So now I held everything. she needed to hear me say it great I got it so now
I held everything
my mom I got it
my brother
whatever you want to do you ain't got to do nothing
and you don't have to do
and people like well what your brother do
I said he don't do nothing but he don't do that before 12 o'clock
because I got it
my sister I got it. My sister, I got them.
That's
so, yeah,
Ocho, I just,
but see, people like you,
you have to understand, like,
the relationship, because I
slept in the bed with my grandmother until I was 15.
Even when my grandfather died, I didn't go sleep
in the bed with my brother i slept
my granny right and i told her i said i'm gonna sleep with you and had my brother like i said i'm
gonna sleep with you i'm gonna sleep in the bed with you granny till i get grown i said i might
get me a wife and we sleep in the bed with you together so but you're gonna get your rusty tail
out of this bed right but the relationship and what she like,
what she instilled in me,
the values,
that's how,
that's why I think
the way I think.
Right.
Like my sister,
my brother,
my mom,
I got everything.
My kids,
I heard some,
I said,
I was talking to somebody,
I think it was you
the other night.
And like my kids,
like my daughter's going to get married. other night and like my kid like my daughter's
gonna get married
and I said
you know my daughter's
gonna get married
she's probably gonna
head start on the house
my youngest daughter
she's gonna probably
want money to pay off
those student loans
and they said
why she got student loans
because she's not gonna
drag her feet on my dime
make her think
she gotta pay for
and she'll get her ass
up out of school
I like that
ain't no free ride now
hey I'm going to give you every
opportunity I'm going to give you every
tool that you need
to succeed but I need to
see you trying to get it
because I'm not going to hand it to you
the handouts start when you're 18
that's when the handouts, the handouts stopped when you were 18.
That's when the handouts stopped.
I want to see you work.
I tell you, you know, if they need something, they say, okay, okay, what happened?
Why?
Why do you need this money?
Okay.
But they know.
Hey, we got responsibilities over here.
Ain't no handout.
Show me,
show me what you're doing.
Hey,
go to school.
You stay out of trouble.
Daddy got you,
but I need to see you working towards something.
Cause you know,
I'm going to give my kids just enough so they can't do nothing.
I like that. I like that.
I like that. I mean, well,
obviously, I would say
I'm exactly the same with mine.
Mine don't really ask for much.
They don't really ask for much.
Man, I saw that Christmas list you asked for.
Oh, that just, yeah, that's Christmas.
With that one child of that, was all
your kids one of that? That was just one. Oh, hell no, yeah, that's Christmas. With that one? With that one child of that, was all your kids one of that?
That was just one.
Oh, hell no, Ocho.
Man, she gonna bankrupt Santa Claus.
No, no, no, no, she ain't.
But they don't ask for nothing throughout the year.
It just be, throughout the year,
it just be small stuff.
You know, here and there,
they be on their own little program.
But come Christmas time,
oh, I'm going all out.
Which is why when I get a list like that,
I don't even know what half the shit on there is.
I got some of that cologne.
That first one,
that first one.
I let you have it.
It's about 500,
600 and so.
I let you have it
for 250,
235.
What costs 500?
That perfume
that she got
at the top of that list.
Wait,
how do you know
about the perfume
if you ain't got the woman?
There you go. See how you worried about stuff? You you ain't got the woman? See, there you go.
See how you worried about stuff?
You see?
Who you bought it from?
Who you bought it from?
Ain't nothing slow and shade but it walk.
That's the only thing he's know about O'Shea.
Hey.
Oh, man.
Jolly.
That's a big old list though, Ocho.
Hey, that 15 man
that 15 glitching bro
so she might want to
drop down to the 14
nah nah
real talk
tell her to read up
on that 15
it's glitching
it's bad
yeah bad
all of them was just one
maybe it's one batch
one batch of them
read up on
go in the chat
and read up on the 15
okay
I still I still got my I still got my iPhone what's this I still got the iPhone one batch of them. You read up on, go in the chat and read up on the 15. Okay.
I still,
I still got my,
I still got my iPhone.
What's this?
I still got the iPhone 10.
The iPhone you got,
got one eye.
So that might be the iPhone 1.
Nah,
it's the 10.
I got iPhone 10.
Man, that shit's expensive,
man.
I ain't mad with that shit.
T-E-N.
No,
T-E-N.
Man,
that's a big one.
Ocho, when I saw that list, I said, well, damn.
All these kids and
like, no, one daughter won't know.
I said, oh my God.
Yeah, yeah. That's my
diva. That's my diva.
And she's...
Nah, nah, nah.
She's in college.
She gonna get every bit of it.
You gonna get all that?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you gotta wait
till you see the rest of their list.
I'm paying you too much.
That gotta cut your salary.
Nah, I don't do that.
Don't, don't, don't, don't do that.
Because if you do that,
I got the, I got the...
You gonna hit rail up?
Oh, oh, what you gonna get rail?
What you gonna get rail?
Hey, she sleep too.
Matter of fact, I'm glad you just asked that.
You gotta help me.
I don't know what...
What?
You said she got a Birkin though, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got that crock one?
I mean, what you got?
She like jewelry?
Man, she got...
She don't wear jewelry.
She don't wear no jewelry?
She don't got no necklace?
She don't want no necklace?
Man, I done bought her jewelry The last three Christmases
She ain't wear shit yet
I mean she wear it like
Here and there
But she ain't
She in the purses ain't she
She like the purses
Yeah
Yeah
Blue moon
Like if it's time to go somewhere
She ain't like
She ain't flashy like that
What does she like
Hey she posted a picture of
A
Send me a picture of
A car A car Yeah posted a picture of a send me a picture of a car?
Yeah.
But she's like, when I hit
my, when I hit
she has, she said a goal.
When I hit this goal,
I'm going to get this.
But that'd be pointless.
I just got your Maybach. I can't go get
another car. So I don't even know what to do for Christmas.
I'm just, I'm dead serious.
You got real a Maybach?
It's pronounced my-bot, but okay.
You got real a Maybach?
Come on, why are you so loud?
Man, I see what?
What happened?
Man, people see, that's why people think I be cheap.
Why?
But you're not cheap.
You buy a real mailbox.
Man, she is the breadwinner, so it's okay.
Oh, you buying it with her money?
No, I'm saying it was okay to do it because she's the breadwinner, so it's okay. Oh, you buying it with her money?
No, I'm saying it was okay to do it because she's the breadwinner. It was like, boom, it don't look like I'm leeching.
Oh, man.
Let me show you.
I can shake something, too.
Boom, here, check this out.
I might be leeching.
I guess I'd have ate up all the bread because I ain't got no my box money, Ocho.
Yeah, you do. I think't got no I ain't got no Maybach money, Ocho. Yeah, you do.
If you could fly private,
you could get your...
Why you keep saying Maybach? It's Maybach.
Actually, it's pronounced Maybach.
Every time I say a word,
every time I say...
I'm just saying...
Hold on, Ocho.
The way the Germans, the engineers
and the way
Mercedes. Yeah.
They pronounce it
Maybach. We ain't in Germany. We in the USA.
Maybach.
I know Ross say Maybach
music, but it's a Maybach.
Matter of fact, and I'm not
playing. Won't you get
a second home?
Another one?
Yeah.
Okay, she got the place in Tampa.
You got the place in Miami.
You know how to get out.
Yeah, we building out here already.
In Tampa?
No, out here in Miami.
Oh.
I said, you know, might get y'all like a condo in Jamaica or somewhere.
Condo in Jamaica?
What about the kids?
What about them?
You gonna leave them here?
I mean,
sometimes that's just
to get away from y'all.
You know,
y'all just get away.
Well,
I just get a hotel.
I don't want no goddamn condo.
What do you...
Because how many times
am I gonna really be able
to go to goddamn Jamaica?
Think about it.
I work too damn much.
Well, you about to work more.
I mean, so what are we going to do?
What if they say, you know, what if somebody say, well, Shanna,
we want you and Ocho to do a five-day-a-week show? Then what are we going to say?
What are you going to say? Yeah, we're going to be working five
days a week. That's why I don't need no goddamn
condo in Jamaica.
For what?
Real. I don't know
Real gonna want you to work five days a week, Ocho.
What?
This money come first. I don't play that.
I don't play that. This money come first, boy.
Love don't pay the bills.
What? Yeah.
Don't do that.
Listen,
I mess around and lose your ability
to provide
and watch what happens.
Oh.
Watch me walk
out that door.
I ain't no fool.
Yeah, yeah.
Lose your ability.
Fellas, if you listen,
lose your ability
to provide
and watch what happens.
You think it's sweet
if you want to.
Yeah, she love you, huh?
Hey, hey, hey. All right. Yeah. Hey, speaking of Maybach music, you think it's sweet if you want to. Yeah, she love you, huh? Hey, hey, hey. Alright.
Yeah. Hey, speaking of Maybach
music, you know Rostam album dropped
tonight, him and Meek Mill.
Oh, did it? Yeah, and I'm co-executive
producer on two songs. I just had to throw
that out there just so people... Are you A&R?
You the A&R guy on that? No, I'm serious.
You executive producer? Two
songs, I'm executive producer. So I get
credits. I'm just trying to diversify my portfolio.
That's awesome there, bro.
Yeah, appreciate it, appreciate it.
That's real nice.
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hushmanzada was both taken in the same draft peter ward was taken a year before in the fourth round
and the fourth overall pick so y'all came in and took somebody's job.
No, I didn't.
P-Dub was on the other side. P-Dub was, was, was that the Z? I play,
I was at the X.
All I know, how long did Peter Ward play and stay in Cincinnati?
I can't remember. No, I can't, I can't remember how many years,
but he had a, he had a knee injury. ACL was the ACL.
I think it might have been ACL.
And then he got the surgery, then he got infected.
And it was never the same.
Yeah, man.
But he was special in college.
Boy, he was the real deal.
Oh, my goodness.
To be able to stop, start, stop, and transition left.
I don't think people understand.
And when people talk about the greatest.
You remember Ampley had that ability.
You remember Ampley?
Yeah.
High-stepping.
High-stepping Ampley.
Ampley starting to stop on you.
Hey, it's about the Florida State guy, man.
That's starting to stop it, man.
Peter Ward at Florida State.
Yeah.
The real deal. And listen, I say it all the time.
He is the greatest collegiate receiver
I've ever seen. There have been some great ones. You know,
Randy Moss and Calvin Johnson.
What about
Crabtree?
Crabtree was good, but
man, Dubb was different, man. That dude had
back-to-back years, like 130
catches. Yeah, Crabtree was nice. He's the only guy to win back-to-back years, like 130 catches. Yeah, Crabtree was nice.
He's the only guy to win back-to-back blitz
the cops. Yeah, Crabtree
was nice, but ain't nothing like Dubb, though.
I'm telling you, ain't nothing like Dubb.
That was
special. What's the final results of our
poll for how long you can stay cuddled up?
At one point, we had
1,700 votes. Two to three
minutes was winning.
Not no more.
Asher's chicken.
In stage.
1,700 votes.
How many people we had in the live tonight, Asher?
We had 11,000 in the,
what you call them, the night.
Okay.
11,000 in the chat.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
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That means that you really like our content.
You like the chemistry that Ocho and I, we have together.
We disagree. We disagree.
We agree.
Sometimes we disagree.
We agree to disagree.
But at the end of the day,
we're going to come back
and give it to you again.
Sunday.
Going to come back
and give it to you again Monday.
And we'll come back
and give it to you Thursday.
And then they got a Black Friday game.
So we might give it to you.
We might give it to you Sunday,
Monday, Thursday.
Yeah, there's three games on
Thanksgiving, Ocho. And a Black
Friday game. Hey, let me
ask you this. You do Black Friday shopping?
Oh, yeah. You know my cheap
bag. That's where I'm going to knock out most of
the gifts on Black Friday. I ain't missing
no goddamn sale. Well, hell, any
Friday I go out is Black Friday.
Ain't nothing special
about that for me.
But no,
I can't deal with that.
I can't deal.
Man, there's too many people
out there, Ocho.
Early in the morning,
you catch the stores
and everything opens up
a little earlier.
It closes a little later.
I'm the first one in there.
I'm the first one in
and the first one out.
Guess what? My assistant, Shelly, is the first one in there. I'm the first one in and the first one out. Guess what?
My assistant, Shelly,
is the first one
on that computer ordering.
Amazon bring it right to the house.
I ain't got to leave my house.
I ain't got to worry
about being no trample.
I mean, people running there
and fighting over a TV
or some doll or something.
Go right there and get that.
You don't want a part of that? No, no, no, no, no. I ain't good with crowds. You don't want to be part of that?
No, no, no, no, no.
I ain't good with crowds,
I ain't going to lie.
Yeah.
Yeah, I blend right in
with everybody else.
I be ready.
I mean, you go,
you know, man,
women go,
they go for one thing.
It's like, see,
when I go to the store,
I go to the store,
they're like,
how you going to come out so quick?
Because I know what I was going for.
I don't go to browse.
I don't walk up and down the aisle
like, oh,
pick this up,
put it back,
go grab something.
No, I don't do that.
I'm going to the store
for a specific reason.
I'm going to get that item
or get those items
and I'm leaving.
Get out of there.
Yeah, that's why
I always go by myself.
Call the rule number one.
You never go anywhere with a woman. Especially
when it's time to shop. You never go. You never go.
Ever, ever, ever, ever. You never go.
You give her the money to go do what she needs to do.
See? Or you go do it
yourself. Nope. Never
go with them. I ain't going with you.
I don't want to do nothing because y'all don't
know how to go and come out.
Y'all don't know how to go to the store and come out. Uh-uh. And I definitely ain't going with you. I don't want to do nothing because y'all don't know how to go and come out. Y'all don't know how to go to the store and come out.
Uh-uh. And I definitely ain't going to go wait
on you.
Hey, just take me. Just wait in the car. Oh, no.
My girl been messing
around and left and had to call Uber for
you.
Man, you're the man on show. I hate waiting.
I hate being in the car. Oh, it's just going to
be a minute. I'm going to run in there and run out. Wait. Well, see, you talking like you know, Ocho, man, I hate waiting. I hate being in the car. Oh, it's just going to be a minute. I'm going to run in there and run out.
Man, shh.
Wait.
Well, see, you talking like you know from experience.
So how you even fell in that trap?
Man, you know, Ocho, you know early on.
You know, you know.
Yeah.
I got to show.
You know, I got to show.
I'm, you know, I'm willing to do, you know.
I almost cursed.
My last, you know, he wouldn't do anything.
I was like, okay, you know, I mean, it can't be that bad.
I go, hey, I go to the store and let you go in there.
I just need to go get one thing.
Okay, one thing.
Take me to CVS.
How long she took?
Huh?
How long she took?
It took so long, I said, I'd never do it again.
Okay, that sounds like about 30 minutes.
30 minutes in the car, that's a long time.
No, 10 minutes in the car, long time.
And I'm calling.
I come like, damn, you ain't got it yet?
It's a line.
I said, ain't no line.
It's five cars in the parking lot yet? It's a line. I said, ain't no line. It's five cars in this,
five cars in the parking lot.
Ain't no damn line.
And then she come out there,
well, this here,
this right here,
you know, I had to get some of this.
I was running low on this.
I said, see that?
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Now, you said you was coming
to get one thing.
And you got me crying.
And don't,
and don't,
and don't send me
for no female product because I'm not going to get them.
Nah, never that.
Don't send me on no CVS run.
Don't send me to Walgreens.
Don't send me for no Plan B.
None of that.
So do you let people check your bags when you travel?
Yeah, I just take one bag.
One bag. I take one bag
and obviously the laptop I'm using now,
I take my mic, I take my little mic,
my little Logitech camera, and my little
wires, and that's it. So you check
bags? No.
Just a little carry-on
and a little duffel.
I mean, for me, when I travel, I'm not
really going anywhere for more than three days.
So it's carry-on for me. It's carry-on for me, I mean, when I travel, I'm not really going anywhere for more than three days. So it's carry on for me.
It's carry on for me also.
So I know I can't.
I can't remember last.
I'm trying to think the last time we checked the bag.
Super Bowl.
I haven't checked the bag in so long unless even if I have gone for more than three days, I got a problem.
You know, I recycle the same outfit and just have and change my underwear, my socks and take a shower and change my undergarments.
And with the same thing, if I'm going somewhere for three days, I wear the same goddamn outfit three days in a row and don't even care.
Yeah. Most of the time, if I'm going somewhere, my sister's going with me.
She's going to take my bag. She'll normally go before me and she'll take it because I hate I hate I hate checking.
I hate going down there waiting.
So she'll
handle all that. So I'm team carry
on. And if you're with
me and you check a bag,
well, you better get Uber. You getting left?
You getting left? Oh, absolutely.
Oh, absolutely. I am
not waiting.
I am not waiting.
No way.
Hey, man,
okay, you better check with Uber
and see what Lyft or whoever
else is going that way because I'm not
waiting.
I don't do that.
What, you waiting?
Nah, I'm traveling by myself anyway.
So I ain't never had that problem.
I am traveling by myself unless it's with me and all the kids
that's the only time we checking bags
that's it
I hadn't traveled with the kids
in so long
but they be slow
you gotta do that
y'all gotta
that's the best thing man
all us walking through the mall
walking through the airport.
It's like 11, 12 of us.
That should feel like an entourage.
No, no, no.
Too many people.
Too many.
No.
No.
We need to hook up on it.
We go out to eat together.
I mean, no.
Y'all go ahead and go.
Daddy, you want to?
Nah, here.
Y'all go.
Daddy don't want to go. Y'all go ahead and go daddy you wanna nah here y'all go daddy don't wanna go y'all handle that
you gotta take him on a nice little trip
man
you know right there
down the street where you in LA so
okay you in LA so Hawaii
I mean you know who know
who know before long I might be booed up
then they can't go with, I might be booed up.
With who?
Then they can't go with me where I'm booed up.
Because I might be walking around bucking naked.
You got somebody.
You got someone.
Oh, so now you ready to go to the Naked Beach I was telling you about?
No, I ain't going to the Naked Beach.
I'm talking about the Naked Beach or like the hotel.
I mean, you know, I'm going to get me one of them old.
One of them old.
What's that place?
The Maldives. You know where they have them little private villas? Yeah, you know, I'm going to get me one of them old. One of them old. What's that place? The Maldives.
You know, where they have them little private villas?
Yeah, you need to go there.
I told you about that.
Yeah, you got to go there.
Yeah, I really think about that.
I think you went for her birthday last year.
Yeah, do that.
You got to do that.
But who you taking with you?
Ain't no telling.
Yeah.
I got something for you now.
Remember the lady I just told you about earlier don't forget about her
thank you
thank you
thank you
hey
did you see that video
with that girl twerking
and the
and the guy
and the guy
and a girl
and his girlfriend
or his wife
oh he was scared to look back
yeah
you saw that
yeah
for a second I thought
that was my ex right there
but she got
she got me
cause she got body like that too
real
yeah what you like she got body like that too, Ocho.
For real?
What?
You like them curvy like that?
And she could cook.
For real?
But you might want to go get that back, man.
She was stacked up like that.
Yeah.
Stacked up like dirty laundry in the dorm room. You don't want to go get that back?
Nah, I hold you.
We good.
Damn.
We probably better friend.
Damn.
I don't like that.
Because the way you got excited.
I mean, look, look.
You seem real happy, boy.
You seem real happy.
I like this.
You lit up.
You lit up like goddamn
real red-nosed reindeer. No, it was great. No no no no no no no no she was she was she was cool yeah it was cool okay i i messed it up i own it
i'm cool with it i i'm cool i i've learned i've you know what ocho i'm glad you took
accountability ocho like i used to beat myself up and stuff would linger and linger and linger. And I would carry bricks from a past relationship and build the same damn
house in a new relationship.
So I had to learn to say,
Shannon,
forgive yourself,
bro.
Yeah.
You was wrong for what you did,
but you didn't kill nobody,
bro.
Right.
That was the hardest thing for me to do because I hate letting people down.
I hate,
you know, I hate when people have faith and confidence in me and to break that.
Right. But human error is inevitable. You can't wear yourself down too much.
Now, human error is inevitable. It took me a while, but I got over it.
OK. OK. We call me. We cool. I got no got no problem. She cool. I mean, somebody go,
hey,
somebody,
whoever married,
she cool.
She great.
Can cook.
It might be you.
You never know.
You never know.
Sometimes life is like
a boomerang, baby.
It's going to come back to you.
Yeah, stay with me now.
Yeah, all right.
You say that now.
She's going to watch this too.
She's going to talk about,
why the hell are you talking about me?
She might.
I say they don't know
I talk about you.
She might be watching that.
Huh?
She might be watching that.
I don't know if she's watching now,
but somebody,
one of her friends
will get it to her.
But like I said,
when I first saw her,
I was like,
damn, there's that.
Because she built
just like that too. Hey, buddy, we're trying hard not her, I was like, damn, there's that. Because she built just like that, too.
Hey, buddy, we're trying hard not to look back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's hard.
Boy, if that was me and Rel,
nigga, Rel would have said,
man, boy, turn around.
Look at this.
Look at that.
Man, you see all that?
Oh, boy, she caked that bank sheet, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah, when you got somebody comfortable like that,
you can share those funny and entertaining moments with.
It's the best.
He was scared to look back.
That was hilarious.
Oh, yeah, he was.
He like.
He looked back.
Because he looking at the jumper and said,
good Lord have mercy.
And I'm right here.
It's right here behind my head.
All I got to do is do this.
And guess what?
He could only see out of one eye.
Because she was going to close that one.
She was going to close the one closer to her.
So I already know how that was going to end.
I already know how that was going to end, Ocho.
Nah, but you're right.
It takes a special type of woman
to allow her man to see like,
okay, baby, she's fine.
She look good.
She's fine.
Yeah.
And the funny thing is,
it's funny, it's even better when you're with a woman that's very secure and she noticed
it before you do.
And then tap you to look,
man,
boy,
turn around,
man.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Yeah,
man.
That's a beautiful thing.
That's a beautiful thing.
But you know,
you know,
24,
I say 2023 was going to be 23,
23 to start off good.
The middle of the year was kind of bad.
And the thing was, you know, my sister said, hey.
I said, look at my aunt.
She said, Shannon, you're going to be okay.
So, you know, she's the boy.
My sister is really, really into the church.
I mean, and she prays all the time.
And I think she's taking over the role of my grandmother of praying for me, even though I pray
for myself and
prayers that
I don't even know that God is listening to. He's
hearing. So
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where you going there?
Now, you know, that's not how we end the show.
Okay.
That's not how we end the show.
Okay.
You got to say say. You ready?
You got to make sure. I know you know this song.
You got to know this song. You are very cultured.
You got to stay with me. You ready? Okay, I'm going to stay
with you. I'm going to stay with you.
Chat, make sure y'all
sing too.
And now the end is near.
I thought you were singing gospel songs.
No, no.
Stay with me now.
You're going to know this.
You're going to know it.
I know who sang it.
That's Sinatra.
It's my way, but I don't know the words to my way.
You don't?
I don't.
Damn.
Okay, hold on. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't want you to say gospel. I don't know the words to my way. You don't? I don't. Damn. Okay, hold on, hold on. I want you to say gospel.
I would like you to go say, you know, like, I'm pressing on.
I'm pressing on.
Yep.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm pressing on.
I'm pressing on.
I'm trying to reach my heavenly home.
I'm trying to reach my heavenly home.
I've got a few more tears that I've got to shed.
A few more burdens I've got to bear.
I've got a mother there, a father there, and I'm just trying to make it in.
Just trying to make it in. So I'm pressing on.
I'm pressing on.
I'm pressing on. I'm pressing on. I'm pressing on.
I'm trying to reach my heavenly home.
I've got a few more tears that I've got to shed.
A few more burdens I've got to bear.
I've got a mother there, a father there, and I'm just trying to make it in.
I don't know that song. I don't know that song.
Come on, little Joe!
I don't know that song.
Oh, man.
I can't believe you don't know the words to Sinatra, man.
My way, man.
I'll tell you what.
I'm going to learn the words and Sunday we're going to close out with my way.
There we go.
You ain't got to learn it. You just got to
pull up the lyrics right now on your phone
since you don't know the words and then go from now.
I'm going to sing it. I'm going to sing it
with you on Sunday. I'm going to learn
it and I'm going to sing it.
And now
the end is here.
We got to save it. We got to save it for Sunday.
Okay. We're going to save it.
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