Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 1: Clippers Collapse, Celtics eliminate Heat, Anthony Edwards wants next
Episode Date: May 2, 2024Shannon Sharpe, Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson, and Gilbert Arenas react to Mavericks beating the Clippers in game 5, the Boston Celtics advancing to the second round by taking out the Miami Heat, Carmelo A...nthony saying he would've been out for blood if Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards went at him like he did Kevin Durant and much more. 0:00 Introduction03:30 Katt Williams returns to Netflix10:50 Mavs beat Clippers27:30 Celtics beat Heat31:00 Michael Rubin buys 2,000 tickets for Game 633:25 Charles Oakley trashes Joel Embiid39:20 Melo on Ant Edwards48:00 Tim Hardaway says Pat Riley wouldn't welcome Lebron #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap.
I am your favorite uncle,
Shannon Sharp.
He's your favorite number 85,
route runner extraordinaire,
Bengals Ring of Fame honoree,
pro bowler,
all pro from Liberty City, Oregon State.
He's Chad, Ocho, Cinco, Rosado, Johnson.
I don't care what you say.
I said it, Rosado Johnson.
And my other co-host, yes, y'all know him, your favorite number zero,
Arizona Wildcat legend from the wizard.
You know who he is, Mr. Hibachi Man himself, Gilbert Arenas.
Thank you again, ladies and gentlemen, for joining us.
And thank you guys for selling out my Shea by LaPorte. the hibachi man himself, Gilbert Arenas. Thank you again, ladies and gentlemen, for joining us.
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up. Guys, before we get into
tonight's games, they weren't that interesting.
Neither one of the games, so I don't even
feel bad about doing this.
Even if the game went to quadruple
overtime, this was going to start
the show. I got a very, very
special announcement. My good
friend, legendary philosopher,
truth-sayer, and comedian, Cat Williams
returns to Netflix for a live comedy event. Cat Williams, legendary philosopher, truth-sayer, and comedian, Cat Williams returns to Netflix
for a live comedy event.
Cat Williams, woke folk,
streaming live from Los Angeles
as part of Netflix is a Joke Fest
on May 4th, 2024
at 10 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Pacific.
It's live and it's Cat.
So if it's anything like what happened on Club Shay Shay,
y'all already know what it is.
Cat Williams will debut
his new comedy special,
Woke Folk, which will stream live
on Netflix from the YouTube Theater
in Englewood, California, as part
of Netflix's Little Joke Fest on
May 4th, 2024
at 7 p.m. Pacific,
10 p.m. Eastern.
This will be Cat Williams' third comedy special
with Netflix. His previous specials
include World War III and
Great America. This show is part
of the Netflix Is a Joke Comedy
Fest taking place in Los Angeles
from May 2nd through the 12th
with comedy marathons all over
with over 300 shows across
35 venues.
Again, Cat Williams, Woke Folk, live May 4th, 7 p.m. Pacific,
live only on Netflix.
Man, y'all already know he's going to go crazy.
Y'all already know what it is.
Y'all know how Cat get down.
He has a lot to say.
He got a lot on his mind.
And you got to see it.
You got to see it.
You just got it because you already know who he is.
You already know what he is, Ocho.
Yeah, most definitely.
It's going to be good.
It's going to be good.
Matter of fact, this is a live event, right?
Yes, it's streaming live.
Yes.
But the fact that it's a live event and the fact you didn't invite me or Gil to come to it and both of y'all in L.A.
And I have no problem catching a flight and coming to see you May 4th so I can
be in attendance. What's the issue?
Well, let me
call. Let me see if I can make a move.
You want to go for real? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You already know you were going to see us tonight
so the move should have already been made when you knew
he was having a show.
When is May 4th? Saturday?
When is Saturday? Friday?
No, today is... But, hey, May 4th? Saturday? What is Saturday? Friday? No, the date is... But, hey, May 4th
is Saturday. Matter of fact,
let me tell you how it could have worked out real quick.
Let me tell you how it could have worked out real quick.
First of all, if you knew
Cat had a live show in L.A.
on Saturday, which is May 4th,
boom, you should have already in your mind
the computer, you know that computer data
you got? Yeah, you know that?
It should have went off. It should have You know that computer data you got Yeah you know that I only plug it in It should have went off
Dunk on Unk
Oh yeah it should have went off
And said you know what
You know a gill already in LA
So I'm going to buy a gill
And I know Ocho
A fly out here
Boom
We could have
We could have watched
Cat Williams
And then did the show
Late on that night
After the Canelo
Munguia fight
Like we could have
Knocked out two birds
And one stone
And really talked about the cat show
on the Saturday show and boxing.
But, you know, that's how I think.
But I guess that's how you feel about us.
It's cool.
That's how you think it.
I'm just saying.
Don't hurt yourself doing that, though.
It ain't too late, though.
I'm just saying.
Because today's only Wednesday.
All right.
Hey, again, Cat Williams has this special.
Woke Folk, as a part of Netflix comedy fest taking place in Los Angeles.
May 2nd through the 12th, a comedy marathon of over 300 shows across 35 venues.
But Cat Williams, Woke Folk, live May 4th, 7 p.m. Pacific, 10 p.m. Eastern, live only on Netflix.
It's streaming live.
You know what?
I'm going to call it.
Yeah.
I'm going to call it.
Yeah.
But then that's going to make Nightcap go be a 1 o'clock edition.
That's fine.
That's fine because you know what?
I remember in the movie Field of Dreams.
Yes. And the quote was, build remember in the movie Field of Dreams. Yes.
And the quote was, build it and they will come.
True.
Regardless to what time we start, they will come.
Right.
Because you got to think, the people on the West Coast, they going to be up.
Right.
The people on the East Coast, they going to stay up.
That's what love is about. Love is about compromise
and love is about sacrifice.
They're not missing these stories.
They're not missing the content.
We lost Gil Ocho.
We're going to try to get him back connected,
but we're going to start off.
The Mavs blow out the Clippers.
They take a 3-2 series lead
with two playoff games tonight
that decided by a total of 64 points.
So your Heat are done.
I need a slide.
Run me my money.
Run it to me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Give me a minute now.
We bet on the Heat game.
We bet on the Heat game as long as everybody was healthy to play outside.
No, you don't bet like that.
We don't bet like that.
You told me injuries are a part of the game. Yeah, that's
when it comes to football. So
they're not a part of the game in the NBA?
I mean, they are a part of the game, but
situations change drastically. So what about
Giannis being injured?
Wait, the Heat were at
an extreme disadvantage
against the Celtics. So why would you even want
to take that bet?
Matter of fact, why would you even want to take my money
knowing that we didn't really stand a chance?
Why would you bet?
I bet because I thought everybody was playing.
No, you didn't.
Jimmy Butler had already got hurt.
Ain't nobody else get hurt.
Can I ask you a question?
Mm-hmm.
You really going to take my hard-earned money?
Every last dime of it.
Not running me my money.
Wait, knowing all these kids I got to take care of?
Unfortunately, my kids can't go hungry so your kids can eat.
If any kids going to go hungry...
So you're going to let my kids starve so your kids...
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I think the whole chat is in agreement.
Hey, chat, what y'all think?
Are you letting your kids go hungry
so your best friend kids can eat?
I just want to know.
Yes or no?
Hey, we're going to put that to the poll.
And start a poll, Ash.
Would you let your best friend kids eat
and let your kids go hungry?
But that's not fair, see,
because the situation is you already have money to feed your kids.
You got money to feed yours too? As do I.
But if you take my little money that I bet on the heat that I thought might have had a chance to win at least one more game,
so they could at least look like they did game two, it didn't happen.
But you already got money.
Now, so if you take money out my pocket on our bet, that means my kids ain't going to be able to eat.
Hey, who said that? Man, F
them kids.
Hey, you know what, Ocho?
So let the kids eat cereal.
I mean, hey, so your kid got to eat cereal for a couple
of days. It's great, though. You know, it's a good
thing three-fourths of my kids,
three-fourths of them can fend for themselves.
They can feed themselves.
So I ain't tripping.
I ain't tripping.
It's cool.
Yeah, I want to know.
I want to know who,
I want to know who will let their kids go without.
So they're free.
That's funny.
Again, Ocho Gil,
log in.
He went out.
So we're going to go ahead and start the game.
The Mavs blow out the Clippers, take a 3-2 series lead,
led by Luka Doncic, had 35 points, 10 assists, and 7 rebounds.
He was Luka.
He was sensational tonight, 14-26 from the floor.
Kyrie Chipp, they were 14.
Jones had 12.
Max Kleber had 15. Derek Lively, the jones had 12 uh max cleaver had 15 derrick lively the second had 12 and hardy came
off the bench and he gave him 14 uh the game was close at the hat well it was a 10 point lead if
i'm not mistaken at the half and then they just took off in the third quarter and didn't let up
in the fourth quarter and this game really wasn't that close uh uh talked about it, Ocho.
In order for the Clippers to win this series
without Kawhi, James Harden
is going to have to be the beard.
Paul George is going to have to be playoff feet.
And they've gotten that in two games.
In the two games they won, especially the last game,
both guys had 33.
James Harden, I think, had 28 points in the first game.
Paul chipped in.
But in order for them to win this series without Kawhi,
Paul George and James Harden are going to have to be what we know them to be,
what we've seen them be in the regular season.
So James Harden is going to have to be the beard,
and Paul George is going to have to be playoff P.
You're back.
You're back, Gil.
Hey, check this out.
You watched the game. We started with the Mavericks Clippers.
What's your takeaway from this game?
Because the game, after
midway through the third quarter, it wasn't close.
Oh, the Clips got clipped. That's what happened.
It was out of their
heart. It was the old Clippers.
Hey, they just, listen, they just didn't come to play.
With Kawhi being out, right, James Harden had to be James Harden.
Like, you had no other choice.
And the fact that, you know, he only took, what, under 10 shots.
He wasn't going to win that game, you know, him playing like that. So they're about to go ahead about to see next week.
They ain't about to see next week.
Yeah.
You know what?
I got a question for Gil.
Gil, you played at the highest level.
So I'm kind of curious when it comes to the game of basketball,
how difficult, especially during the playoffs or just in general,
how difficult is it for players
of Paul George and James Harden caliber to remain consistent game after game? Is it that difficult?
Because we see them have two good games and they win two games where they scored well and they
were very efficient from the field. Then they have games like tonight where it seems like
he wasn't playoff P, he was Paul George. And James Harden wasn't playoff feet he was paul george and james harden
wasn't the beard he was just james harden how difficult is it to be be complete i mean that's
the only word i can think of or analogy i can use to say where they just they play like themselves
week in and week out or night in and night out yeah okay so when it's regular season the reason
regular season is kind of easier is because you don't get to scout me right i play you today i'm flying and play another team tomorrow we didn't do no scouting
for each other so we're out there balling right playoffs right we get a it's a book with everything
you want to do all your secondary your first everything you want to do as a player so right
game the game there's just little adjustments on you so if you
killed me last game i have an adjustment for you right so um a player has to show different skills
different games different rounds and a lot of players don't have those type of tools
right they think they can go into every series playing the same way some games you have to be a
decoy right some series you have to be a decoy right you you rely a lot on teamwork right so
yeah i played great last game i might need terrence man today or zubac today you know because they're
they're the opens guys so i might need them two to combine for 30 points.
That means the next game frees me back up.
So Dallas will not change what they did today
because the other guys didn't kill them.
Right.
Okay, I got you. I got you.
That's what it comes down to.
Because, Ocho, you know, like when we start,
like when we started, we start,
you want to get to that fourth week because now we got four game
takes. We got four games.
Okay, this is what they did
in first and ten,
in second and five, third and short,
third and long. Okay, this is what
they did in the red zone against this formation.
So the computer's going to spit out
all the information, what they've done
over the last four games.
And as you go further, now you get to the playoffs.
They've broken down every game that they played.
Every first and 10, every second and 10, every third and 10, every first and five, every second and five, every second and long, every third and short, every third and long.
What they run on fourth down, what they run on the goal line, what they read in the red zone.
So everything. So now you've got a plate of information and we know
categorically. Now, you know, they have enough.
They practice too, though. So they know
what we're doing also.
But more times than not, teams
are going to stick to what they do.
Because you never want to get beat
because how many times you heard, man,
why would he throw that pitch? He's blowing the fastball by him.
Why he throw a changeup?
Why he throw a curve?
Yeah.
So, man, y'all know y'all supposed to get Ocho the ball.
Why you going to the third receiver?
Man, give Ocho a chance.
So the team know they want to give Ocho the ball on third down
in the fourth quarter, and they down by four.
Now, can they stop it?
Right.
No.
Can they stop it?
They can't.
Whether it's four weeks, whether it's eight weeks,
whether it's ten weeks. When I think about basketball
and like Gil said, when it comes to certain players
and their skill sets and how many tools they have
in the bag, I'm expecting somebody
like a Paul George
or somebody like a James Harden who has a skill set, who have, you know, tools in the bag, being
able to create space, being able to create their own shot, you know, playing off the ball,
pick and roll, all that good stuff. Like I expect them to look the same night in and night out
because they have the skill set to be able to do all those things to always be on each night so
to see him have a game like they did previously where they won where they won and then come out
tonight and just be this flat because if you're playing against the same person then that same
level of consistency i think i would i would assume would be there because your skill set
doesn't change and the person that's in front of you if you're playing the same team it doesn't change either and you know you can beat them whether it be 1v1
or whether it be a team effort as as well so it just it's confusing to me how it's not i think
from a standpoint week to week i know i can be consistent because okay even if you do study even
if you do you do know our tendency tendencies to, all right, the coach is going to put me in positions to make plays anyway, regardless.
Which is, I'm sure, the same thing they can do in basketball.
So it's confusing how James Harden and PG can look good, great one night.
It's like, oh, my goodness.
They're going to beat the goddamn, they're going to beat the Mavs.
And then have a night like tonight and
you know what they everybody go to shit no no you're right you're right ultra but that's when
you see consistency from a player you have to understand how great that player really is
thank you right so you can see the difference betweenrons, the Kobes, the Jokic, the Murrays. Right.
The Steph Curry, the KDs.
Because they're beating you different ways each game.
Not the same way Jokic is going to post you up one game.
You take that away.
I'm going to pull out for the middie.
Then I'm going to pull out for the three.
I'm going to.
That's what I'm saying.
You got to have different games.
If I know Paul George wants to pop, pop, pop, then shoot his shoot his fade away he's not gonna be able to beat me four games like that
right i didn't adjust it to that so if he doesn't have a backup game right if he doesn't know how
to post up if he doesn't know how it's flares ducking if you don't have part of that to free
him up if you can just run along hail mary the whole game. I'm just going to sit back in the, what was it,
the prevent?
I'm going to prevent.
You ain't coming back there. So if you don't
have your little five yarders, the
slants and all the output, if you don't have
it in your repertoire, it's
easy to have games like this.
But look what you just said.
Look what you just said.
These are two of the best in the game.
They're not LeBron.
Paul George and James Harden had that in their repertoire.
No, what's the history?
If you look at James Harden's history, he's come up small in the playoffs.
Look at Paul George's history.
There's one game, Russell Westbrook, when he was in OKC,
Russell scored 45 points.
They lost to Utah.
Paul George gave them five.
If you look at James Harden,
the most turnovers in a playoff game in history
is James Harden with 14.
So no, that's not true.
Because the difference is, is that
can you take, if you look at the great players,
look at Jamal Murray, what he averaged
in the regular season, now go look at what he
averaged in the playoffs. Look at
Jokic, look at Jordan. Even Jordan
averaged 30 points for a career, he averaged more in the playoffs look at jokic look at jordan even jordan averaged 30 points for a career
he averaged more in the postseason lebron james averaged more points in the postseason than he
does in the regular season so does kevin durant that's the difference guys are able to elevate
their level of play that's what greatness that's that's when you know a player is truly historically
great when he can elevate,
when he can give you more than
what they normally do in the regular season.
And the really, really great players,
that's what they do.
And you look at Paul George's history,
that's why everybody was
shocked when he got to that press conference
and they said, playoff P. They're like, when did they start
calling you that? I ain't never heard nobody say that.
Who called you that? Oh, yeah. Mellis're like, when did they start calling you that? I ain't never heard nobody say that. Who called
you that? Oh, again.
Mellon said, oh, that's what they call you?
You know, I've been a league team
and I ain't never heard nobody call you playoff P.
And James Harden has come up small
in the playoffs. That's been
the criticism. A guy averages
36, 35 points,
won the score. James Harden, I think, has won
the scoring title like three times?
Won the assist title two or three times.
Right.
And come playoff time, he doesn't play to the level in the regular season,
and that's why people criticize him.
Because they're like, bro, you had like 35 straight games with 30 points.
You got, he's the first guy to have a 60-point triple-double.
A 60-point triple-double.
Let that sink in.
Not only did he go get his, he
helped everybody else get theirs.
He has become...
Go ahead, Gil.
Imagine even in football, if you had to play the same team
a possible seven times.
That first game,
everybody going to get off a little bit.
It starts to pick up after that.
Like today, let's take Kyrie.
Kyrie wasn't trying to take 24 shots today.
No, the rest of his teammates was hitting shots.
So because they were hitting shots, he was just going for the win.
So now Ty Lue's game plan has to change for those role players because he don't need the role players to get off next game.
Kyrie is going to be ultra aggressive.
So it's like chess moves in the playoffs, right?
So it's not the best team.
It's the smartest.
Right.
It's really the smartest.
So right now, Dallas is playing smart basketball,
but you got Jason Kidd over there too.
So that helps a lot.
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Ocho, take it out, sport.
What do we credit Tom for? Not for what he did so much in the regular season
what he did in the postseason
them come from behind win
that no lead is safe
28-3 it didn't matter
he's the underdog
14-2 in the Chargers
they win that game
that's what elevated Tom
I mean look at Terry Bradshaw is 4-0 Chargers, they win that game. That's what elevated Tom.
Look at Terry Bradshaw is 4-0 in the Super Bowl.
Never lost.
But
they don't give him the credit
or the
act. Troy is 3-0.
But it seems
like with those, they're like, well,
we see Brady. could them come from behind
though man man brady was out man you remember what he did in the tuck rule game you remember
what he did he was an underdog at pittsburgh they won his first year starting that's what the
the playoffs the regular season will make you great right the postseason will make you great. Right. The postseason will make you legendary.
Right.
Will make you iconic.
And right now, Lucas,
for the fact that Lucas played, what, four games
and has not been very well, right?
Averaging 29 under.
Come out here, give you 35,
35, 10, and what, seven?
Yes.
Think about what, you heard what Gil said?
Lucas averaging 29 points
and he ain't playing well
why they say that at Ocho
that makes no sense cause I heard him comment
I heard the comments that he made where he said
you feel like he let
Kyrie down
how you letting Kyrie down if you got a stat line
like that that made no sense to me
I'm like what did you talk about buddy
because when Lucas playing great like he did tonight,
the game is a lot easier.
See, Luka sometimes likes to play
on a perimeter, shoot a jumper
because he can shoot it over everybody.
Tonight, he got inside the lane
realizing the way I played the game,
you can't stop me from getting here.
Your athleticism means nothing
because I know how to play smart basketball.
Right.
So it looks like, man, just stay in front of him. He knows how to use smart basketball. Right. So it looks like,
man,
just stay in front of him.
He knows how to use his body.
He knew he knows how he says pump fakes his head.
He knows how to use all of that.
So when he,
when he plays inside out,
it helps,
it helps them out a lot.
Hey,
uh,
how'd that,
you ain't talking down. Hey,
real.
Oh,
are we good? Ray? How you doing? Tired. Hey, Rail. Huh? Oh, Rail.
Are we good, Rail?
How you doing?
Tired.
I've been working hard.
Hey, stand your ground, Rail.
Don't let him run over you.
Because he's trying to run over somebody.
Don't let him do it, Rail.
I'm not up.
Mm-hmm.
Nah.
Why you over there buffing your gum?
In public.
Huh, it's his family.
It's his just family Ocho
we got the poll would you let your kids go hungry
so your BFF kids could eat
kids will starve 33%
Ocho kids will starve 67%
damn
he's trying to take money
he's trying to take money out the kids
money out the kids mouth
yeah yeah yeah. She say,
nah, we can't do that.
Bring Rhea. Put Rhea a little.
Come on, come on, man. Come here, come here, come here.
She want her little five minutes of fame.
Let me take a...
Rhea.
How you doing?
I'm doing good. You can see Gia right there.
What's up, Gia?
Hey, how you doing? What's up, Gil? Hey, how you doing?
What's up, Cuzzle?
Would you take food
out your kid's mouth
so your best friend kids could eat?
So you let your kids go hungry
and your best friend kids eat?
No, what I would do is
I would split it evenly
so they all can eat.
Ah!
No, I got to have my kids
healthy, plump, belly full.
But listen, my best friend kids are like, they're like
family. They're like my own. They're my
nieces and nephews, so I got to make sure they're good
too. Ah, you know what?
That's so nice, Rel.
Rel, where you been?
Rel, where you been? We haven't seen you in a while.
I've been working
I have a lot of stuff that's coming up so
okay okay now what's up
y'all
just stay tuned you'll see
I mean you gotta break it you gotta break it on here first
I am you know I am
okay okay
alright y'all have a good one
alright thanks Rell
you know Ocho the stay at home, the stay-at-home father.
The stay-at-home father.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, I told you.
I told Edgar, I'm not playing.
You know, I don't mean to be rude.
I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
But I've been afforded a certain lifestyle.
And I want to make sure that lifestyle continues,
which is why I'm not signing no papers.
She telling me, we ain't going to be walking down the aisle
unless I sign papers. Man, shit, the hell I am. I'm with you. I ain not signing no papers. She telling me, we ain't going, we ain't walking down the aisle unless I sign papers.
Man, shit,
the hell I am.
I'm with you.
I ain't signing shit.
I got to,
again,
I need to protect myself
just in case,
you know how women are.
Yeah.
Women,
mine is different.
You know,
one day they love you Monday,
the next day she might not
want to be with you Thursday.
So if you want to leave,
I need to protect myself.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to leave. Oh yeah, she can go as long, I need to protect myself. Let her leave.
Oh yeah, she can go as long as I can have that
money.
As long as I have that money.
Real, don't do it.
Real, we won't pre-nup.
Celtics
beat the Heat. Boston Celtics
took care of business in a dominant fashion,
crushing the Miami Heat 118-84,
vanquished their playoff nemesis in five games to advance to the second round.
Derrick White continued his scorching play from game four.
He had 25 points.
Match teammate Jalen Brown's game high total.
Jason Tatum chipped in with a double-double, 16 points and 12 rebounds.
Yeah, well, look, let's not, you know,
string this thing out.
We know unless the Miami Heat
was going to have another game
where they made 23 to 25, 27-3,
that was their only chance.
Yeah.
They're superiorly,
the Celtics are the superior team.
Jimmy Butler is out,
so they're vastly undermanned.
And unless they could replicate what they did in game two,
this series is going to end in five.
You know, to be honest, this was
probably
the most
embarrassing
series when it comes
to losses. I think
Miami lost
by 20, by 20,
by 14, and by
34 tonight.
Yeah, 26.
It was an embarrassing
loss. No, no, you're right.
30, yeah.
34. They lost by 34 tonight.
They've gotten embarrassed
on that court. And I think
out of all the series,
this is the one that was just so lopsided.
And we gave Miami Heat the benefit of the doubt
because they beat them last year
and they know how to play them well.
But this was an embarrassing series, to be honest.
So, you know, at least they got out of it
with some type of composure with one win.
Well, you know, is it still as embarrassing as you make it out to be,
even with the injuries?
So Jimmy's out.
I mean, there are certain players that we would actually need to even have a chance,
especially Jimmy, who I consider to be, you know, the heart of the Heat in general.
With him being out, I mean, did we really stand a chance?
No.
At all.
Well, if you make another 23-24-3, yes.
The three-point shot is the equalizer.
If you can make that, because remember now,
it took a franchise record, playoff record.
To win that game.
Right.
But again, let's think about how impossible that is
based on Gil just explaining to me how difficult it is
to remain consistent night in and night out. Yes.
Every other night. Yes. Oh, hell.
If James Harden,
if the Beard and Paul George
can't do it, then I'm trying to think, who
do we have that are offensive juggernauts
with the Heat that can put up
the kind of numbers anyway? Nobody.
No, y'all don't have any. I think
the more embarrassing part is because
it's Miami Heat
and we know there is a prideful organization
that's grit and tough
and the fact that
we didn't get to see it
because they just
didn't have that soul
you know, Gaia and Jimmy.
It's embarrassing just to see
how some warriors just
couldn't muster up to get at least double digits.
At least some eights, some nines, lose by nine.
Let the building get its...
No, it was just...
He just got whooped the whole four games.
Yeah.
Dang.
Philadelphia 76ers ownership and fanatic CEO Michael Rubin, that's my dog,
is joining forces to acquire
and distribute 2,000
tickets for Thursday night game
showdown with the Knicks. The game is going to be
at Wells Fargo. This comes after a
significant influx of Knicks fans
took over Wells Fargo Center during game
four and can be heard chanting MVP
for Jalen Brunson during the 76ers
loss. Rubin said, we cannot
let Knicks fans take over
our arena again.
You gotta spread
them out. Gil, you know how you do it?
You put like 200 over here,
way at the top. 200 over there,
way at the top. You can't
let them pocket. You can't let them pool
close to the board,
Gil. Yeah. Or you can just
put a TV screen outside and say, y'all gonna watch from here.
Watch from here.
This is playoffs.
When Jordan was playing, there was no
infantry in that building, right?
It's hard. This looks
like when the Clippers and the Lakers
play and it's a Clipper game.
Clipper home game. The Lakers
infiltrate that building, right?
The playoffs. and if you know
New York is right down the corner,
sold out. Sorry.
It's sold out. Anybody with
a New York jersey on, sorry, you can't get in
the building. Tickets sold. Whatever ticket you got,
you rip it up. Let them file lawsuits.
But they're not getting this.
They're almost filled out.
They do that to black folks all
the time at the club.
As soon as you get in there, ain't nobody in here yet.
Ain't nobody in here.
Yeah.
Or charge you $500 to get in here.
Mm-hmm.
And then you're like, bro, we played $500 for this?
But it's the playoffs, and I understand.
Ooh, shoot.
What happened?
Hold on.
I can't see.
Man, I got this.
You see I'm standing up.
Everything's over here changing.
Wait, you standing up?
You ain't in no chair?
No, man.
I got the new logo in the back.
I got a new logo.
I got the new logo, man.
I got the claim.
I got to join the botas back here. Oh, man. They got my dog logo. Hold on, man. I got to join the botanists back here.
Oh, man.
They got my dog standing.
Hold on.
That's a nightcap sign or it's on the TV?
It's on the TV.
Right?
Look, if I sit down, all you see is cap like I'm just lying the whole time.
Hey, Gil got that shit rigged up.
Yeah, he got it ninja rigged.
Charles Oakley once believed Joel Embiid could be an all-time great,
but whining and losing has changed his mind.
Oakley said, everybody says he's hurt.
If you're hurt, stay home and watch it on TV like everybody else is doing.
I don't want to hear this. I'm giving him my all. You've seen seven footers shooting threes.
I mean, you stand around the three-point line,
what
guard's going to do?
I think that. You know, they
cry too much. All these guys in the league cry
too much. He's too big to be crying.
I'm sorry I said it about two years ago.
He could be the next Wilt Chamberlain, but I don't know.
He could be the next Dunkin' Donut or somebody
because he just cried.
Listen, I know I don't
watch much basketball, but I do know
I watch enough to know that when Charles
Oakley played, the bigs were a little bit
different. The bigs played a little different.
Yeah, for sure. The game is
different. The game has evolved now, and
Joel Embiid, whether he cries or not or whines a lot, I mean, he does Yeah, for sure. being tough and playing through injury. But dude, he's seven feet, almost 300-something pounds.
So there's a little difference.
You got to give him a little grace.
The mentality Charles Oakley has is that old school mentality.
Get your ass out there.
If you got damn leg broke, just go out there and get it done.
No matter what.
Don't cry about it.
But times have changed.
Times are different.
I understand where Oak is coming from because that's kind of my era too.
But that's a tough one.
He ain't got to lean on him like that. He ain't got
to lean on him heavy like that.
It's easy for Oak to say go out there and play
even though you're hurt because
when you went out there injured, you ain't had to get
nothing but two points.
Oakley wasn't scoring like that.
He wasn't like no 20- like no he was a rebounder
he was a rebounder
and an enforcer
also like Dennis
he was like Dennis Rodman
yeah
how he talking crazy like that
he wasn't even no
offensive juggernaut like that
nah because here's the thing
when you're out there on the court
don't nobody know you hurt
all they see is Embiid
on the back of the jersey
we see that all the time
guys go out there hurt
and they don't give you production.
Okay.
You know how professional sports work.
If you're out there, all they see is the name on the back of that jersey.
Now, what do you normally do?
That's what they expect.
Hurt or no hurt.
They don't want to hear the, hey, just show me the baby.
I understand the labor pains are going to be intense, but show me the healthy
baby. And so they're saying, Joel,
look, that big old, we know
you don't normally wear knee brace,
but bro, you
can't, you drop
50. Was he hurt when he dropped 50
gil? Yeah.
Okay, then. That's what's eat. You can't
drop 50 and it's about, oh man,
my knee. And then when you come out there and play bad,
even though you won, because
that's Tyrese Maxey won that
game the other night. Joel Embiid was
really, really bad. He had a triple
double, but he was awful. I mean, he
had like four consecutive turnovers in a row.
I'm talking about he was throwing the ball, he was spraying the ball
all over the feet, all over the court.
Yeah, he...
It's hard because even him at, what, 50%,
he's just more dominant.
He's just dominant.
Yes.
You know, and this is more of an NBA thing.
I don't know if they have it like this in football.
If all three of us was playing one-on-one, Ocho,
we get the foul, Shannon,
as much as we want.
They're not going to call the foul the same.
So him, Jokic,
Giannis,
players like that,
they get fouled a lot.
They get fouled a lot,
but because they're so big, they're supposed
to take it.
They do the most
crying. So when you're talking about
if a ref,
think about a ref.
They don't want to give out 30 free throws
to a guy. Bad for the game.
So now I have to pick and choose
what I'm going to give
and beat fouls
but he's getting fouled
he can get fouled every time he touches the ball
that player is thinking
yo I need 30 free throws
and they're like so I'm only going to give you
10 tonight that kind of frustrates
players
a guard Maxia
get more free throws than Joel Embiid
with the same style because he's smaller.
Look at Shaq.
Shaq should have been shooting 20 free throws a night.
I was following him every time he touched the ball.
But I think the biggest thing is, yeah, Joel Embiid,
we know he has that knee issue.
But the man is playing with Bell's palsy,
which is kind of like a mild form of a stroke.
Because, you know, you see his eyelid going close. Sometimes your mouth gets crooked.
You have like a loss of some function issues like, you know, so that might be more so than the knee.
Is that what that is, what that debilitating disease does to you.
He's out there playing.
I don't know anybody. If I'm not mistaken, I think Mark Sloreff had that and he
missed an entire year.
Yeah, we usually take Pillar Center for stuff like
that. I'm going to just be honest.
Pillar Center ain't going to help that.
How you get it, boy? You get it from
the surprise I ain't having yet.
Boy, I'm surprised I ain't have it yet. Boy, I'm surprised
I ain't have it yet.
Nah, nah.
You got that
Forrest Whitaker going on.
Nah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got that
last King of Scotland.
Yeah, so I don't know, man.
Like, listen, listen.
He better stay
out of those strip clubs.
I can tell you that, man.
Come on.
It's playoff time, man.
You can't be out there
with your eyes twitching.
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Melo said he would have been out for blood if Anthony Edwards treated him the same way he treated KD.
Let's take a listen to what Melo had to say.
That little young dude called his shot before he even started versus him.
Is that not crazy?
I love it.
When I'm sitting at home, I would have been like,
this nigga's bucking.
I don't want to kill this little nigga.
That's what I'm saying.
I would have been out for blood.
They moving out his way.
In a competitive way, I would have been out for blood.
Because I'm taking that as, what?
You just called me out in front of Malika?
It's just that it goes back to say, you got to know how to put these pieces together.
And I get what Phoenix did.
They said, we going all in.
We got to go.
Our time is now.
We got to put all the chips on the table.
We got to go.
These young boys
ain't trying to hear that.
None of these young boys
in this league
is trying to hear that.
What you mean go out for blood?
Oh,
remember we had a conversation
the other night?
Yeah.
We all ready to fight.
What you going to do?
Oh,
you hit me in my nose?
Right.
That's what you want?
But...
You in a hoop game.
I understand what you're talking about, though.
In a hoop game, when you ain't saying nothing,
you just out there playing.
Now you got somebody talking trash to you.
Oh, it raises the level of play just a little bit.
That's why when you add trash talking to the game
and you're competing,
it forces you or it makes you want to play at a higher level,
even though you're in the middle of a game already.
I think that's where he's coming from.
But that's not Kevin Durant's game.
You just told me when you started talking and somebody started talking back,
they're going to get angry.
They're going to get out of their game because that's not their game.
And now you got it.
I know I got it.
You want Kevin Durant to do something that he doesn't normally do?
No, see, what Melo's saying is the way Mello played and the style Mello played.
If Ant would have been talking to him, Mello, listen, they would have lost the game.
Yeah, they would have lost that game.
Mello would have had about 60 because nobody else is shooting that ball.
Come on down here.
He would have hit him with all them elbows that he does to everybody.
And he would have put Young with all them elbows that he does to everybody, and he would have put Young
Fell in that basket. He would have
jeopardized
that loss to prove a point.
That's what he said.
I ain't trying to... I'll prove a point in the regular season.
I ain't proving no point in the postseason.
I'm trying to advance.
Listen, with someone like Anthony Edwards
and them young boys not caring,
you get... That's his favorite player, what he did to Gaff.
You see how it carried him over to the next couple games.
Yeah.
You can't give no inches to a player.
So Mello would have – uh-oh, hold on.
If we want to win a series, we got to jeopardize this game.
Right.
Only straight drops.
Yeah.
Only straight drops Mello would have hit you with. You got to stop him this game. Right. These straight drops. Yeah. These straight drops.
Mello would have hit you with.
You got to stop them. It's like with your kids.
You can't stop them. First of all,
they gave up all the defenders.
They got no wing defenders.
They gave up their best wing defender in order
to get Kevin Durant.
That's the risk. When I tell people
at some point in time, you got to play some defense.
You got to get a stop.
Look at in clutch situation, that last game.
They couldn't stop Anthony Edwards.
He got wherever he wanted to get on the floor.
He got whatever shot he wanted to get.
They didn't bliss him. They didn't trap him. They didn't get
the ball out of his hand. They let him play one-on-one.
You better not let no great player catch
a rhythm and talk about you going to play him one-on-one.
It's a wrap, especially once you catch a rhythm.
The guys are too good. Yeah. Yeah, you can't play him one-on-one? It's a rap. Especially once you catch a rhythm. The guys are too good.
Yeah. Yeah, you can't play anybody
one-on-one, but Anthony Edwards,
he has
great role players around him.
Right? When we talk about Michael
Jordan, the reason Michael Jordan get a double,
Scottie Pippen, they were great
basketball players.
Right? You know, and
Anthony Edwards, he has smart
basketball players
surrounding him.
So it's going to be
hard to double him
just like it's hard
to double him.
Yes.
They have great players
around them.
So you have to play
them one-on-one.
And as long as you're
playing them one-on-one,
get in this basket.
Yeah.
Right.
I kind of understand
when Melo say
alpha blood,
I get it.
And being alpha blood
is also a mentality as well.
Like somebody that,
matter of fact,
somebody doesn't even need
to say nothing to you
or you to already be
alpha blood in general
because some people's game
just carries that type of style
and just,
you know,
just the way they are.
I think about,
and I like the way
you say alpha blood.
Like with my kids, when it comes to competing in anything that we do. Hell, and I like the way you say alpha blood.
Like with my kids,
when it comes to competing in anything that we do.
Hell, we could be at Dave & Buster's.
Hell, we could be playing Uno.
When it comes to this one in here,
when they're making all that noise,
I have to establish dominance
at all times,
no matter what we're doing.
Always.
You have to lose.
I got to win
because the Bills carried them,
especially for the kids.
When you play, when you do anything competitive with your kids, I got to win because the Bills carried them, especially for the kids. When you play,
when you do anything
competitive with your kids,
you got to be out for blood.
So you want to win,
you want to win the battle
and lose the war?
I ain't going to never
lose the war
because the war don't start.
The war,
the war,
let me tell you,
I ain't going to never lose no battle
and I'm not going to lose no war.
When you go one-on-one,
you got to establish dominance
when they're young.
But no,
I'm talking about mellow.
You go, you're trying to make it a one-on-one battle. Oh, I see what you mean.
I see what you mean. You gotta set the tone, though.
You gotta set the tone. This is a seven-game
series. I gotta sit down.
Listen, I ain't 20 no more.
Ooh, the knee.
Hey, you see?
I can't.
You good? Hey, but here's Ocho. I get it. I get it. whoo to me you see I can't you good hey
but here's
Ocho
I get it
I get it
oh I'm gonna try to
you know
but
you can't get on a
one-on-one battle
because you're trying
to win the game
or you're trying to show
that you're better than him
right
I get where you're going
I get where you're going
listen
maybe a little bit of both
maybe have a little
balance of both
you know a guy like
Ant, you ain't doing that.
Because if you could take his heart, he wouldn't even
talk to you like that.
Come on now. There's a reason why he's
talking to you like that.
But remember, he was struggling
early. In a couple shots,
hit a couple shots, came down, said something,
hit another one. Kevin Durant came down,
said something, right? He came back, said something,
now it's over, right?
He in rhythm now. He in three shots,
now you ain't stopping him now.
He in rhythm. Any great player,
let him see the ball go in.
Now he really gonna start talking.
Because I got something
to talk about. It's just like, hey, let me get a couple
of catches. You better not let me get a couple.
Let me get three catches in the first quarter, Ocho.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You already know what it feels like when you touch that ball
the first time. Early.
And you touch it early?
Oh, but you in there for the rest of the game.
Katie Bardo.
Hey, I'm in
your ear. I'm in the whole game.
That seems like the most frustrating thing in y'all's sport.
Being a great receiver and your quarterback ain't on the same page with you.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's frustrating.
Yeah.
Hey, Gil, you go into some games, and whoever you're playing,
let's say if we're playing the Ravens, and, God, what's the Ravens coach's name?
Brian.
Brian Billick.
Man, Brian Billick will come into the game and say,
I don't care what the Bengals do today, Ocho ain't touching the ball.
Man, listen, they'll walk Adelius Thomas out from that D and unk,
put him right in front of me, shade Ed Reed over to my side,
with the DB off about seven yards right behind the Darius.
I'm talking about it's like
that full quarter straight.
Oh, no, you got to go.
You got to go hiking yourself then.
Boy, that is one of the
that's one of the worst feelings,
even though it's a sign of respect.
It's one of the worst feelings
to go through practice
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday,
have a walk through Saturday
and then go into game on Sunday
and have the opposing team play a game style
where you ain't touching the ball.
I get out here with two catches for 20 yards.
I worked all week.
I worked hard all week
to have two catches for 20 goddamn yards.
Yeah.
I can institute a defense that I make it tough on you
that you won't get.
Oh,
Joe,
what was the,
what was the book on Randy?
What was the book on,
uh,
uh,
uh,
Tio?
Frustrate them early.
Yeah.
Make sure,
Hey,
we're going to roll coverage.
Yeah.
We're going to get them frustrated early.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then we got them.
Yeah.
That's all you got to do for a wide receiver.
Hey,
we're going to make,
try,
let's try to make him go to the entire first quarter without having to catch.
See, yeah, yeah.
See, it's hard.
It's hard.
Like, it's hard to do that
in the NBA because...
Yeah, for sure.
Because we can go get the ball.
You don't want to...
Like, you don't want
to give it to me.
I go get it myself.
Right.
Get it myself.
But see, that's the thing, though.
You can have it.
You can get the ball.
You can dribble the ball.
A receiver plays
a dependent position.
Yeah. He can't get the ball. You can dribble the ball. A receiver plays a dependent position. Yeah.
He can't get the ball.
You can't.
I can make it tough on you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boom.
Uh-oh.
Tim Hardaway Sr. says,
Pat Riley wouldn't welcome LeBron back to the Heat.
I don't think LeBron want to go back to the Heat.
But anyway, he said,
after what happened back then,
Pat Riley is not going to him.
Child, please.
Stop playing.
Wait.
You said who?
Stop playing.
Who?
Tim Hardaway Sr.
Who gave him a microphone?
Was he a scout?
Was he on the team?
Where is he?
What?
You know, he's saying Pat Riley don't want LeBron back
after everything played out.
That man gave y'all four years, took you to four NBA finals,
won you two championships.
His debt was paid in full.
Yeah, yeah, I'm curious.
I'm not sure what Brother Hardaway Sr. is really talking about.
I think if the opportunity presented itself,
if LeBron was to come to Miami,
I think that makes us somewhat of a contender, especially what we have now in the coaching that Spoh does
with less being able to compete. No, obviously in the playoffs, we were hurt. We were hampered,
but I mean, it would be dope. It would be awesome. I mean, obviously, hypothetically speaking,
it's not going to happen. I'm just saying if it did, I mean, Pat Riley would goddamn absolutely accept
LeBron back, would open damn arms
no matter what happened back then.
That's facts. I mean, after he watched
this whooping that they did this year
and they haven't got a big free agent
since LeBron's left,
if LeBron wanted to come back,
trust me, Pat is
like, come on in here.
Because he knows LeBron
is going to bring
another superstar with him.
Right?
So you're not going to,
you're not going to jeopardize
that over whatever happened
over some cookies on the plane.
I'm sorry.
Well, I mean,
he don't want LeBron.
He better want somebody.
Go back.
As a matter of fact,
the way they keep on losing him,
they'll take D-Wade back.
And D-Wade, say his needs, he ain't got nothing for him.
D-Wade walked away.
Listen, you need to be careful.
You might lose Jimmy.
There's only so much running you can do
when you start getting up in age, man.
Like Pat Riley, that system over there is for a young boy.
That's for like Detroit Pistons, right? The Washington Wizards. age, man. Like Pat Riley, that system over there is for a young boy. That's for like Detroit Pistons,
right? The Washington Wizards.
Oh, yeah. OKC?
Yeah, go and get them boys.
Get them right. Players,
superstars,
that's not meant for them out there.
He runs their body down.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I tell you what, he better hope
another LeBron comes along.
Or another D.
Come on now, you ain't nothing like that coming along.
A D-Wade?
Well, he better hope a D-Wade come along.
How about that?
In a shack that got something to prove.
Mm-hmm.
I like it, but it ain't happening.
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