Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Darren Waller's music video, Chiefs benching Butker?
Episode Date: May 31, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to the Kansas City Chiefs potentially benching kicker Harrison Butker for kickoffs this year due to the NFL's new rules, New York Giants TE Darren Wal...ler releasing a music video allegedly aimed at his ex-girlfriend Kelsey Plum, a man with a suspended license showing up to his Zoom court hearing while driving his car, and much more!02:49 - Chiefs look to Safety to kick off games08:28 - Darren Waller Music Video30:27 - Suspended license on zoom while driving39:10 - Neymar Prank43:01 - Drew Gordon Killed in Car Accident44:45 - Q and Ayyyyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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With the new kickoff rules,
Chiefs look to safeties to kick off the game.
According to reports,
Chiefs are seriously looking at having Justin Reed's Louis Rees-Zamit kickoff.
They're both working out there today.
Special teams coordinator Dave Todd said as he watched the XFL,
he noticed the kicker involved in 25, 40% of the tackles.
They don't want that for Harrison Buckner.
Man, what's going on over there?
You, what do you think is going on over there?
Well, I've been
trying to watch
some of the things.
I've been trying to watch, trying to pay attention
to some of the XFL rules because
the commissioner asked me about it. I'm like,
I don't know. I said, I need to study
it a little more and then I can get back to you
with what I think about it. But he
thinks they're going to be
more. He thinks they're going to be more returns.
Given, says all you got to do is
hit that crease.
If they're not going to use Harrison Buckner
in those situations, then they should just
use Justin Reed.
Well, they're going to use Justin Reed
and I think the other guy,
he's the rugby player, right?
Isn't that the new rugby player that they got?
Yeah, but then obviously
then this would be like
a better
tackler. You know what somebody said.
Because normally what you do,
Ocho, you leave the
kicker for the returner.
That's normally
what you do, but
considering some of the things that he said, somebody might, you know what?
Hey, nah, I'm going to let my man
go. I'm going to put this helmet on him.
That's not a good thing as well. Because guess what that leads up to?
And the NFL is going to start pushing out the
kickers now.
There would be no need for the kicker.
That's what's going to happen next.
Unless it comes down to a field goal,
then you wouldn't need...
Yeah.
Oh, you don't think I'd try to knock your kick out?
I mean, you don't think I would?
Most definitely.
Because now, you ain't got two...
Most teams don't have two kickers.
Mostly, the punter serves as the backup kicker.
And that's fine if you kick it off,
but I ain't worried about him on no field goals,
PATs, he gonna end up kicking some
we lost Tom we lost
who was that kicker Jason
Jason Nealum Jason Nealum was that kicker
and he ended up pulling a hamstring
and now Tom Ruin got to come in
and kick field goals
PAT man he kicking us in all
in the butt he kicking
he hit people in the back of the head
I swear Ocho I I said, oh man.
Now we
got to go for two every time.
Ocho, you know you only got like two.
There's only so many. Only so many you
can run. Maybe three.
Only so many you can run. Yeah.
Now we got to run. Now we going for two
because that's not what they do.
Now
kickers are better punters
than punters are kickers.
Listen, kicking, that's a pressure situation.
I don't think people understand how difficult it is,
especially when the game is on the line,
for a kicker to go out there and kick.
But that's different.
Justin Tucker makes it look easy.
Robbie Gold made it look easy when he was playing.
All those guys, yeah. Zach McPherson makes it look easy. Robbie Gold made it look easy when he was playing. All those guys,
yeah. Zach McPherson makes
it look easy, but that is not easy.
That is a situation where
the entire team is riding
on your leg.
How many times
have you seen guys drop a pass?
Wait a minute. A critical
pass at that.
Yes. It happened. Yes. It happened. pass at that yes it happened yes it happened yes absolutely it
happened so um they just go to show you how the chiefs are thinking they're thinking ahead of time
not wanting to getting that situation they don't wait till a situation arrives
they situation football let's hey let's have a plan before the season starts.
Just to read. He's their backup
kicker. Buckner got hurt. We saw
Reed. Not only did he kick
off, he kicked eight. I think he made
a field goal, kicked a couple of PATs also.
I like that.
Evan McPherson.
That's the Phillies kicker, right?
McPherson.
Or is that Cleveland's kicker? Yeah. Oh, that's the Bengals kicker, right? McPherson. Oh, no, is that Cleveland's kicker?
Oh, that's the Bengals kicker.
Yeah, Bengals, Bengals, Bengals.
Yeah.
I mean, but all these guys,
the guys got legs now.
All these guys, 60 is nothing for them.
It used to be 60,
only maybe one or two kickers.
You probably got five to 10 kickers
can kick it from 60 yards.
Now, the difference is
those from 60, how many of them can kick it from 60 yards. Now, the difference is those from 60,
how many of them can do it consistently,
consistently in those pressing situations?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'm not talking about right before the end of the half,
something like that.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
Not like that.
I'm talking about like Buckner,
when he had to make that 47-yard field goal
when they got in range against Buffalo.
Overtime.
Defending the game in the overtime.
Or the one that he nailed against the Patriots.
Time.
And descended to overtime.
That's a whole different.
A 60-yard field goal in those situations is entirely different.
Because when there's no pressure, hell, a guy can kick an 80.
is entirely different because when there's no pressure,
hell, a guy can kick an 80.
Like, what, uh, uh, uh,
when, hold up,
Tuck, Tuck kicked that 66 yard
against Detroit.
Yeah.
That was to win the game.
Yeah.
But, and that's,
I don't think people,
I don't think people understand
how difficult that is
in that situation
from that damn far,
that damn far away.
At sea level.
Hell yeah.
Damn.
Alright, Ocho. Everyone deals
with the pain of divorce differently.
Darren Wallace's strategy
is to drop
a bizarre music video
about his split from Las Vegas
ace Kelsey Plum.
Complete with actress playing Plum.
We can't play the heavily auto-tuned sound,
but here's the video.
In it, Waller appears to recreate scenes
of him arguing with Plum at a picnic table,
pleading with her as he drives away
and bowling with her.
What is it?
He's in a yellow Jeep in the end
with the fake Plum hugging Waller on the beach
and stabbing him in the back. Damn! Waller appears to feign death, falling face down in the end with the fake plum hugging Waller on the beach and stabbing him in the back.
Damn.
Waller appeared to feign death,
falling face down in the sand,
failing to stay motionless when the water hits him in the face.
Hey,
that's,
that's deep.
That's deep.
Now this is,
listen,
um,
this is reminiscent of when Robin Thicke made an entire album for Paula
Patton,
when things didn't work out in his
favor and he did. So this is
Darren Waller explaining
how he feels and what
happened in the situation
and he's using
it in artistic form
in video format to express
himself.
I think we obviously get
what he's saying and it's creative. This has never been done before. I think it obviously get what he's saying. And it's it's creative.
This has never been done before.
I think it's been done maybe by artists that were actually artists.
But him being a football player and in creating and expressing him, expressing himself in artistic and in an artistic way through video format is new.
That's a new one.
It's very creative.
way through video format is new.
That's a new one.
It's very creative.
I hope Mr.
Waller and Kelsey Plum can,
can make amends and make things work because I think they are a great,
awesome couple.
What you think?
What you think?
I like,
listen,
the video,
the video, the video,'ve been lost for words I
I
I don't
I mean look
I didn't even know they were dating
and then all of a sudden they get married
at the celebrity game I had an opportunity to meet her.
She's a very attractive young lady.
Very, very attractive.
You know what, Ocho?
I used to say, man, you fumbled a bag and you did this or you fumbled off.
I don't know what their relationship was like behind closed doors.
So I no longer say he fumbled that situation.
Because I don't know.
It seems like he's hard.
I mean, like I said,
I don't know enough about,
I don't know enough
about the relationship.
I don't, to be honest,
I really don't care.
I try to stay out
of people's personal lives.
I mean, they work it out.
They work it out.
If they don't, they don't.
But I don't know enough about it.
I'm very optimistic. Darren Waller, phenomenal football player. Kelsey Plum, phenomenal, phenomenal superstar WNBA player.
When a couple like that of that magnitude with that kind of power as one, as a union gets together,
I personally would love to see it work.
Now, the issues inside the house, the private part,
I know nothing about, but they have resources.
They have resources for therapy.
They have resources for counseling,
whether it be marital counseling, whether it be,
I mean, whatever it may be.
But I just, if you're going to do something like that, especially when it comes to marriage, I would love for everybody for it to work out so you can truly understand what marriage is all about.
I think a lot of people, especially women, I think everyone loves the idea of marriage.
loves the idea of marriage, the idea, the wedding, the reception, the flowers, the flower girl,
um, the, the, the performing the open bar. I don't think women really love what marriage truly is. The ins and outs, the ups, the downs, the, the, the, the, the tug of war. It's not
always pizza and the cream. It's not always happy. It's always finding ways to reinvent ways to fall back in
love again. Sometimes you're going to get bored. Sometimes you're going to argue. Sometimes you're
going to fight. That's a part of that journey. And what makes it great when you're able to last
through it for years and years and years, it's about compromise. It's about forgiveness.
know, for years and years and years.
It's about compromise. It's about forgiveness.
It's so much that it entails.
But there's a difference here, Ocho,
that I think we're overlooking. These are
two athletes. Athletes are very competitive.
She's
just not a woman that's
sitting at the house and waiting.
She's a professional
basketball player. She's
highly, highly competitive. she's highly highly competitive
two highly highly
competitive people
highly highly competitive
people don't like to be wrong
and they don't like to be disrespected
I tilt my hat to Andre
Agassi and Steffi Graf they've been
married two decades
that's not often that you see
two professional athletes join
union and they stick it
out because
I'm the man.
I'm the woman. I'm the man.
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
You can't go into marriage with that ego
though.
You can't go into marriage with that ego. You, huh? You can't go into marriage with that ego.
You got to put that aside.
You got an ego, but you say that not dating an athlete.
Athletes have egos.
That's how they become what they become.
And the greater the athlete, the bigger the ego.
I have a question, huh?
Who you kidding?
The ego is for you at work, in the workplace.
When you come home, that's your peace.
You leave your ego at the door once you walk inside the house with your partner.
Yeah, you say that.
But hold on.
Normally, when you come home, your partner is not a professional athlete like you.
But you don't play the game at home,
huh?
You play the game.
You play the game in the arena.
He said, I'm Darren Waller.
She said, I'm Chelsea Moffo Plum.
That's an old show.
Come on now.
It's like a movie star.
You ain't listening.
She ain't listening.
Oh, so we're going to leave our egos at home.
I'm an Oscar award winning actress.
I'm an Oscar award winning director or actor.
And you talk about, man, stop it, Ocho.
If you think like that, then marriage really, that ain't your calling.
That ain't your ministry.
It doesn't matter if you...
Ocho.
Yeah.
You and I both know
we've all
said something.
Do you
know who I am?
We've all been in a situation
where we have to let the other
party know who the F they dealing with.
We've
all done it.
And this notion that women
ain't gonna let you know who you
dealing with you're sadly mistaken
yeah but listen
so when you get situations like
that
how do I act you with how do I back
down she not backing down
I'm not backing down somebody got
to give even if
the other party isn't an athlete.
Somebody got to give, Ocho.
Somebody got to say, you know what, baby?
You right.
Even if it...
Oh, Ocho?
Are you arguing to be right
or are you arguing for right?
That's a good one.
They're two different things.
You're arguing, but what are you arguing for?
To be right or for right?
I just need to know, and then we can
continue. You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to get them back together.
I'm going to get them
back together. I'm going to wait until the season
ends. I'm going to sit them both down,
and I'm
going to make sure they work it out.
They work it out. I think they're going to
be back together.
Look, like I said, I don't know enough about it.
I introduced myself.
Her, Asia Wilson, Chelsea Gray, they were at the thing at the Celebrity All-Star Game.
I introduced myself.
As I do always, hey, I'm Shannon Sharp.
I know who you are.
Hey, nice to meet you.
So for the song, congratulations on, you know, the title. Hey, good luck this you. So for the song, congratulations on the title.
Hey, good luck this season.
Kevin moving.
I've never met him.
We were trying to
do something, trying to have him on Club Shay Shay,
but it didn't work out.
Maybe sometime down
the line,
we can
make that happen because I think he has a very,
very, very interesting
story, very compelling story.
What he was able to
overcome.
But like I said,
Ocho, man, when it comes to
the relationship, Ocho,
I don't be keeping up,
man. Such and such broke
up. So what the hell you want me to do about it? I ain't be, I don't be keeping up, man. Hey, such and such broke up. So what the hell you want me to do about it?
I ain't Dr.
I ain't Dr.
Laura.
I ain't, I ain't, I can't offer no, no advice.
I'm just saying, Hey, I just understand that.
Hey, when I was in therapy to like, Hey, that's what she's saying.
Shannon, are you arguing for right?
Or you're arguing to be right.
And because at some point in time you know are you
listening to respond
or you're listening to understand
so
once
you understand the dynamic
of your partner and
understand and you know hey
you got to communicate in a language in which
they will understand
I don't know why we talk to communicate in a language in which they will understand. I don't know why we talk
to animals
in a baby voice.
Is that my boy? Is that my little teddy bear?
Is that the baby?
We talk to them in a voice that they can understand.
Well, that's how you have to do it to party. You have to talk
to a boy. You have to talk in a language in which
they can understand.
If you're communicating to her,
she speaks Spanish, and you're communicating
Mandarin Chinese, hell,
you're looking
at each other like crazy.
Because you're communicating with her, and she
is responding back to you,
and don't even want to know what the hell y'all talking about.
Relationships
are tough.
Every day, it's just like
you go to work,
and you work on your craft.
You work on releases.
You work on feet placement,
hand placement.
That's what you got to do in a marriage.
That's what you got to do in a relationship.
Not just a marriage,
a relationship.
It's continuous work.
That's the thing as well.
I don't think people really want to put in the work.
And I'm not talking about them in general.
I'm talking about in general.
I think people don't understand the work we have to put in
to actually be married
because relationships are hard.
Relationships is,
hey, listen,
relationship, that ain't nothing but pregame.
Relationship is your pregame
before you walk down the aisle. if you can't make it through
pre-game yeah ain't nothing changing once you put that goddamn ring on your finger
so it lets you know in pre-game oh shit but this is how it's gonna be ain't nothing changing
because you put that pretty dress on and you say i do in front of the minister
what we try to do what you'reard? What are you trying to do?
Are you trying to grow together or are you trying to grow apart?
Growing together
is hard. It ain't nothing to grow apart.
All I got
is, hey, I catch an attitude,
you catch an attitude, we go a couple
of days without speaking.
I'm up out of here.
Everybody love to start over.
They love to start over. They love to start over.
They love it.
Oh, I'm going to go find me
another one.
Yeah, okay.
Well, the other one
you finna find
is single for a reason.
The people that you want,
they available for a reason.
Hey, the older you get,
the older you get, the older you get,
the more difficult it becomes.
Hey.
Oh,
my bad.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Yeah,
I know.
I didn't mean it like that.
Oh,
yeah.
Hey,
I'm just saying. Hey.
Hey, I'm just saying, listen.
You understand what I mean, right?
The pool, listen.
Listen, the pool to pick from,
the older you get,
whether male or female,
it continues to decrease.
I don't care how fine you think you are.
I don't care how much money you got. The pool to pick from decreases the older you get.
It just does.
You know what I'm saying?
I got a big old debt.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
But here's the thing.
If you got a little money, Ocho, if you a man, you got a little money.
Just like if you a woman and you got a little money. Just like if you're a woman, you got a little money.
You get to pick and choose what you want to do.
Oh, I already know. If I had no money,
I got to put this thing on clearance.
You know what I'm saying? Ocho,
40% off. Damn, I ain't got no
table. 50% off. I ain't got no
table. All right. Buy one, get the second one free.
Reality will hit real quick now.
It'll hit real quick.
For sure it will.
You think it because you,
you know,
you fine,
look good,
and you know,
you got your pretty feet,
you got your BBL,
and you think that's going to catch.
Listen,
you,
it's easy to get one.
Keeping one is the hard part.
Oh,
Joe,
but here's the thing.
And this is what happens
when people work out.
And I remember my trainer, Rope Man, used to always tell me when I was, like, wanting to understand bodybuilding.
And he was a judge.
He'd say, dog, everybody look good standing by themselves.
So if you got a BBL, you go to Vegas.
They 15 other women that got BBL.
And got their hair, got their nails, got their lashes done just like you.
And they got on Gucci, Chanel,
Flutter, Fendi,
just like you. And they got on
Red, Christian Louboutin,
Jimmy Choo,
Giuseppe Zanatta.
Yes.
Giuseppe Zanatta.
Just like you.
I have a question.
When you think about it, for those that
are chasing
the one percenters,
what separates you?
Or what makes you special when you're actually that one?
I'm just curious.
Outside of just
looking physically appealing,
what
else is there once that one percenter gets what he wants?
How do you keep him?
I'm just asking.
I'm asking a question.
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
Like, what's going to keep him?
Here's the thing.
Getting a big fish on the line is not the issue because they're hungry.
Catching him and landing him is the problem.
You'll see, hey,
I don't know if anybody's ever been fishing,
but I have. I grew up fishing.
Landing a thousand pound
tuna or a fifteen hundred pound
marlin.
Yeah.
Getting him to bite
is the issue.
Get his ass in the boat.
And keep him in there.
Hey.
I don't know what I'm trying to say, y'all.
I don't want to ask myself that question, though.
You know, you got $100 million dudes.
You got $200 million dudes.
You got $300 million dudes.
And they have access to any and everybody.
So what is it about you that makes you... Never mind, never mind.
Yes!
Never mind.
They don't want that conversation.
Because if he found you on IG,
he can find another.
If he found you at Leo,
he found you at Drea,
he found you somewhere in Vegas,
or he found you at the Bahamas,
he found you in Miami,
he found you in LA, he found you at the Bahamas. He found you in Miami. He found you in LA. He found you in
Houston, Dallas.
Well, if he found you there,
why the hell he can't find somebody else?
I'm just
asking because I don't know the answer to these
questions.
You know me.
I'm no poor hustler. I ain't got no brain like that.
I'm check poor wrestler. I ain't got no bridge like that. I'm check to check.
Hey, you check that.
I'm check that, too.
I got lucky.
I don't know what happened.
But we just being honest.
I mean, when guys have access.
IG, Ocho, look.
When I played, you played, look, when I played,
you played, you had to
literally be in Miami to see
a chick from Miami. You had to be
in LA, or you had to be in the Bahamas,
or you had to be overseas
at some event. Now,
IG has made it,
oh, all you gotta do, oh,
she from Houston, she from Dallas,
she from Houston.
Send a message, message little DM real quick
and listen don't
have no money now
but don't have no money
now I know people say
money and everything and just a tool
yeah a tool to get what the fuck
you want oh shit I'm sorry
a tool to get what you want I apologize
I ain't cursed all episode.
Hey, but that's the thing
though, Ocho.
You know what money buys you?
Access.
Yeah. And the more
money you got, the more
access is granted.
And the more access you have.
Stop playing.
And you wonder why I keep playing cheap.
I ain't got it.
Mm-hmm.
I ain't got it.
Real.
I know you watching.
What's up, baby?
I'm just, listen. I'm just talking, you know. Ain't no, ain't no. Yeah, we just. We just up, baby? I'm just, listen, I'm just talking,
you know, ain't no, ain't no.
Yeah, we just, we just talking, baby.
Ain't nothing popping off.
Ain't nothing popping off.
You know, we just having conversation,
you know, letting everyone, you know,
telling people what really, what really
is happening. Let everybody know what's really going
on. Ain't nothing popping off. No
pole hustle over here.
About to be 56,
chilling, working hard.
Ash got me working.
She got so much to do with my time. We're going to take off, right?
Then she hit me.
What do you think about this?
I thought
we was taking
off in July.
In August. Yeah, but I thought we was taking off in July, in August
yeah but
so why you bring it to me
how we gonna take off if you keep bringing me
opportunities
yeah
she just dying laughing over here
cause every time
hey uh what you doing?
I'm resting. What are you doing,
eh? Oh, now I can
say no.
I already
know, but you always tell people I already know
what Shannon's going to say.
Now
she's before me.
No, Ocho, I don't think
we're going to be off as much in August as I thought we were.
Or July as much as I thought we were.
I was trying to take a little vacation with my baby.
I was trying to take a little vacation with my baby.
I was trying to take a little vacation.
Yeah, me and Rev.
It went from eight weeks to four weeks now.
Me and Rev.
Yeah, exactly.
Me and Rev are going to hit a little trifecta.
We're going to hit St. Bart's, St. Martin,
and I think Anguilla.
I think we're going to hit like a little trifecta real quick.
You know, wind down before I get back to Venice in September.
Yeah, I thought so too,
but it looked like the only thing I'm going to have
is a St. Bernard.
That's the thing that I'm going to get because it sure does hate that I'm going to get
because it sure doesn't look like
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Oh, Joe, I can't wait to talk about this
video. Let's watch this
and your mouth is going to be agape just
like mine was.
Hey, buddy, Trippin, what?
Lord Calls Case, people versus Corey Harris. And your mouth is going to be agape just like mine was. Hey, buddy, trippin', boy.
Our cause case, people versus Corey Harris.
I'm a civil rights advocate, still a township.
This is from Public Defender Natalie Cate for Mr. Harris, who should be present in his room.
Mr. Harris, are you driving?
Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually.
So just give me one second.
I'm parking right now.
Hey.
You stationary?
I'm pulling in right now at this second.
Yes, I am.
All right.
What are we doing?
Your Honor, we are respectfully requesting an adjournment in this matter, possibly two to four weeks if the court would allow. Okay.
So maybe I don't understand something.
This is a driver with a license suspended?
That is correct, Your Honor.
And he was just driving.
And
he didn't have a license.
Oh. He didn't have a license. He has with the charges, Your Honor, yes.
No, I'm looking at his record.
He doesn't have a license.
He's suspended and he's just driving.
That is correct, Your Honor.
Hey, he might as well go on the counter to that apartment
and just drive on down to the courthouse.
Might as well.
I mean whatever
why you asking the phone why you
calling you know you got a suspended
license why you calling
and talking to that judge talking about
he had a zoom he got a zoom
call with the judge about
his license being suspended he
must have already been out on bond
he was
oh Joe why you driving why not have your home he must have already been out on bond. He was already... He was... Oh, Joe,
why you driving?
Why not have your homeboy driving you
and say,
Judge, I'm on my way?
You know your license suspended.
I think he forgot.
I think he must have forgot
he had that goddamn call.
Somebody must have texted him and said,
boy, you got that Zoom call
with this judge or so-and-so
and you know you got...
If you miss that Zoom call,
the bench warrant automatically go out.
Oh, Joe, everybody that don't have insurance on their car,
don't forget they don't have insurance.
You know when you don't have license
or they've been suspended or revoked.
But, buddy, crazy, man.
Like, listen, we don't do the donkey of the day.
You know, that's for the breakfast club.
Dumb dumb of the day.
He's definitely dumb dumb of the day.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
You know what?
Hold on.
There's got to be a part two.
Now, did he turn himself in before six o'clock?
Or did he say forget it?
Yeah.
Because the judge said if you don't turn yourself in by six,
it's going to be a bench walk with no bond.
How you don't get no bond?
You don't get no bond with a suspended
license?
I'd have drove straight there.
I'd have called
my girl, my homeboy, my mom
or somebody and said, look, I'm going to turn
myself in. The bond's going to probably
be a little higher, probably
$5,000. Hey, come on
down to the jail.
Get me up out of there. He was tripping, boy.
Buddy was tripping there.
Buddy was tripping.
I don't know what he was thinking.
Somebody said he should have got out the car.
He should have got out the car and got on the phone.
But look, I mean, by right, going to the doctor's office
I'd say hey I'd have my homeboy in there say hey
look here pull some ketchup on his shirt
and say I know I'm not supposed to be driving your honor
but my homeboy just got stabbed
he got shot and I'm taking him to the hospital
that's a good one oh yeah
and I understand
judge I wouldn't normally do this
I know I'm wrong but I can't
let something happen to my homeboy
so I'm taking him
to the hospital
what you say
catch up
hey
and you know what
I done gave a little
station look at man
cause they gonna send
somebody down to the
they gonna send somebody
down to the hospital
to see
cause I gotta cut you
I'm gonna hit you
right here
I ain't gonna hit
nobody in Oregon
but hey
bro
I'm in a heap of trouble
right now
he wasn't thinking
he wasn't thinking I'm telling you right now. He wasn't thinking.
He wasn't thinking. I'm telling you, either he forgot, he wasn't thinking straight, but there's so many different
things you could have done to make sure you weren't driving while you took that Zoom call.
Yeah.
Dang.
And you know, it probably came up, I don't know, maybe it came up no call ID.
Why the hell are you answering the phone with no call ID
anyway?
And if it came up a courthouse,
a high-end...
No, hell no. I ain't answering that phone.
I said, no, you got to call me regularly.
He tripping.
One thing you don't play about is them Zoom calls
with the judge.
You don't play like that.
Well, you better answer that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Joe, I ain't going to lie, Joe.
I had to watch you call him.
I'm telling you, the first day, oh, he missed it.
Boy, that bench warrant going out.
Oh, that bench warrant coming.
Oh, I don't play with that.
Oh, no, you can't play with that.
Uh-uh.
What's up? Mm-mm. Uh-uh. I'm sorry.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Nope, I'm going down there.
Hey, I'm going to see what y'all talking about.
What?
Hey, maybe.
Six o'clock?
Hey, I got a ticket one time to judge, like,
and he forgave everybody ticket.
Now, what if I wasn't there?
Oh, I got gotta get that. And then one
time, they
forgave the ticket
and then
nah, if this
ticket was forgiven, you got to come back and pay.
Pay who?
Went right on back up there.
Hell yeah.
You won that much.
Man, I don't mess around with that.
Ocho, little 75, $100, $200.
I don't care nothing about that.
I need my license.
Because think about it.
You drive it, police pull you over,
they run your thing,
and your thing's suspended.
They taking your ass downtown.
Listen, you better hope
whatever officer pull you over,
and you know your license is suspended, you better hope they're having
a good day.
You better hope they're having a good day.
I don't know.
I ain't chanting it.
Yeah.
What if he having a good day but I'm having a bad day?
You better conduct
yourself accordingly.
Hey,
I ain't lying to you. Hey, just tell homeboy
you got to take
this one.
Give him a little nick. You'll be alright. I ain't going to hit
nobody long. I ain't going to hit no kidney.
I ain't going to puncture your liver.
We got to make this work.
We got to make this work.
I'm about to nick
the ish out of you bro
hey
hey Ocho you gotta take one for the team
literally take one for the team
you better than me
if I knew I had that call
and I know I'm driving
with a suspended license
and I would have pulled over so fast I had that call and I know I'm driving with a suspended license, then I would have pulled over so fast
and took that call.
I would have sat in the passenger seat.
I would have pulled over somewhere,
sat in the passenger seat,
then answered.
But see, he done forgot.
He thought it was somebody else.
Because you see the look on his face,
he looks like,
uh-oh.
I'm about to pull over right now.
You should be driving.
Who pulled
over to take a call?
His face was like,
is this...
He really driving.
And he
calm and confident with it, too.
I'm pulling into the doctor's office in a few seconds.
And you hear the DA?
You hear the DA? Yes, yes, yes,
sir. So I'm
looking at it. His driver's license is revoked.
Yes, your honor.
She died. She couldn't
wait to die.
6 p.m. to turn
herself in.
Or a bench warrant will be issued
with no bond.
Yes!
Yeah, alright. Play with the people
if you want to. Oh, no, you don't
play with them. Hey, the judge,
he owe all that power. Every time.
Ocho, don't mess with Neymar
after teammates Renan Lodi
tied Nas in his shoes as a prank.
Neymar responded by puncturing all
his tires on his left
back's car.
Neymar took the prank war to the
extreme. He posted it on
IG and Lodi
responded, next season is long.
I eagerly await your Rolls Royce.
Hey, they play different.
They play different.
Yeah, for sure
listen you gotta understand the kind of money they making over there
in Saudi in the Saudi league
man they will ship
some tires get some tires in
ASAP
god damn
remember we talked about it
everybody don't play like we play.
Man, he went overboard.
Maybe he's not one of those guys that play when you tie in your shoe or not.
Now, yeah, we used to, I mean, look, we had all kinds of things.
I would nail guys, lock them shut, make them late for practice.
I mean, you know, we put shoulder pads up there.
We put water.
You grass snatch the shoulder pads up there. We put water.
You grass snatch the shoulder pads, the water come down.
We got, you know, we got talcum powder in there.
We did all kinds of stuff.
Milk candy bars in your helmet.
You put it on, chocolate, all it.
We did all kinds of stuff.
But we knew who to play with because everybody been playing like that.
Those two have a special relationship, obviously.
I'm not sure if the left back, I'm not sure if he's a Brazilian player outside of playing in the
Saudi league, but they got to be cool,
especially if you're going to that extent.
Oh, yeah.
They got to be cool.
For sure.
Oh, yeah. Because, you know, we steal
your car. I mean, it was
a prank, but, you know,
you knew who to play with. Everybody, like I said, everybody didn prank, but you know, you could, you know, you knew who to play with.
Everybody,
like I said,
everybody didn't play.
You know,
we had our little group.
We pranking me,
Burns,
uh,
Rod Smith house,
uh,
Ray Jacobs,
Alan Aldridge.
You know,
we had a little group.
We,
we pranking each other,
you know,
man.
Yeah.
We had to stop that, Ocho.
Them Jokers be waiting up under their car for you to come up in the morning.
They laying on their stomach up under their car.
You have no idea.
You know, you just going.
They kick your food up out your hand.
They kick your food up out your hand.
Oh, yeah, man.
They got me, Ocho.
Oh, man. They got me. I said, bro, I'm done. I got me. Oh, man.
It got me.
I said, bro, I'm done.
I'm done with this, man.
Listen, don't let them kick your food and knock your food out your hand when you're really hungry now.
That's the... Ocho, you be sitting in the locker room eating.
Joker come by and take his jock off his throat right on your plate.
That's awesome.
Oh, ask him.
Hey, man, I'm telling you, man. Oh, that thing that thing was ruthless man you had to eat hey the only thing
you couldn't know you couldn't do it in the training room and you couldn't do it in the
cafeteria but everything else you was in the locker room you was outside oh you oh man man
them jokers throw the jockey your food food. Throw, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't play by my fool. And I don't play by my video games. Don't bother none of that.
Well, I tell you what, Ocho,
don't laugh, because if you grin, you in.
All right.
So, hey, you better sit there stone-faced.
Oh, you laughing, Ocho? Is it funny?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, yeah, we got to have you, Ocho,
because all y'all are coming in the chat
tonight. Is it true?
What happened?
Got sad news to report.
Drew Gordon, Aaron Gordon's brother,
passed away. His brother died
in a car accident in Portland, Oregon.
He was 33 years old.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to Aaron
Gordon and his family, Drew's wife
and their three children. The tragic out to Aaron Gordon and his family, Drew's wife and their three children.
The tragic passing of Aaron
Gordon's, I guess this is his older
brother. He was 33
years old. He leaves a wife and three
children behind. I'm sorry to hear that,
man. Prayers to the Gordon family,
man. Condolences.
Huh? It's his older brother,
yes. So, chat, thoughts and prayers go out to Aaron Gordon and his family. huh he's his older brother yes so chat
thoughts and prayers go out to Aaron Gordon
and his family understanding what they're going
through in this tragic in this
very very tough time we ask
God to give him strength
understanding
during their most time
in this time of need
thoughts and prayers to Aaron Gordon and his family
sad man you never know and this time of need. Thoughts and prayers to Aaron Gordon and his family.
Sad, man.
You never know.
Never know. Never know, Joe.
That's why I...
Oh, man.
We know not the hour or the day.
We just know we got an appointment.
It's the one appointment that cannot be rescheduled.
No matter what you do.
No matter what you do.
When you are born,
you have an expiration date
and there is no way you can change that.
Damn.
We're going to try to transition again thoughts and prayers to Aaron Gordon
and his family, Drew's wife
and his three kids
it's time for our last segment of the day
it's called Q&A
J.R. Locke says
that's why I love this show O Ocho. It's so real.
Ocho is so real.
You got to lighten up. You be
uptight, but you so cool on
TV. In the podcast, you got to be
a people's person. I'm
confused, J. I mean, what you talking about?
I can't
let up on Ocho. I got to keep
him grounded. I am grounded.
Nah, you're not. Nah, you're not.
No, you're not.
I'm right. Listen, I'm
trying to get my weight up. I'm going to be back
out there Monday. I'm going to get me a contract
with the Bengals this year.
I think
you've talked about me telling you
to be careful getting in people's car
and things of that nature.
You know ain't nobody going to do nothing to me, man.
Everybody loves me, man.
I don't have no enemies.
There ain't no such thing as everybody.
Find me somebody that don't like me, then.
Be out there.
Elias Camper said,
Sup, Uncle Ocho? Thanks for giving us
nighttime entertainment.
The chemistry between you two is next level.
Please wish my younger brother,
Marlo,
a happy birthday.
He's on the road listening now.
Marlo,
what's up, bro?
Thank you for watching
Nightcap with Uncle Ocho.
We really, really appreciate
your support.
Appreciate it.
Thank you for tuning in.
Lies,
thank you, bro,
for hipping him to the,
whoever helped each other to
nightcap we greatly greatly appreciate
you happy birthday enjoy
and be safe on that road yes sir
Zach
Miranda says much
love and Mr. Rosado
be proud
of how much you've educated yourself on the NBA what was both of your favorite moments
of this series Luke and Kyle best backcourt ever well I'm not gonna say this best backcourt ever
now that's I mean so what we gonna do about Steph and Clayton or did they just like just go away
what are we gonna do about Magic and Byron Scott? Earl the Pearl and Walt Clyde?
Koozie and Sam Jones?
I mean, there have been some great backcourt.
Now, if you want to say the best scoring backcourt, okay.
Okay, fine, I give you that.
But they got to win some hardware before we elevate them.
What do you think of those, Joe?
I think the hardware, I hate having to add the hardware
to the discussion
to say it's okay for someone
to be the best backcourt ever
because I think statistically
they've proven
to be somewhat of the best backcourt ever.
Obviously, there's an argument there
because there are other players
or other tandems,
other duos that have played well as well that were also scoring machines as well. So, again, I think when it comes to that, I think it's also preference.
And when it comes to people, when it comes to society, they are they are always in the moment.
They are always in the now and really forget other past players that were also great, great tandems.
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You know, sometimes I find myself going back to look at the great players.
And, you know, you're like, man, these guys are really good.
And then you go back and look at some of these older guys.
You go back and look at a Michael.
Like, you look at a Kobe's highlight. You look at LeBron's highlight. You look at Bird. You look at some of these older guys. You go back and look at a Michael's, like you look at a Kobe's highlight,
you look at LeBron's highlight,
you look at Bird, you look at Magic,
and you're like, okay, yeah, these guys are great, but these guys, these old guys,
they ain't got to take a backseat to none of these guys.
But that's the only way that we're able
to be able to really judge it
is because championships matter.
Look, I don't know who put that into effect
that says you got to have championships.
But we can't discard that now
because we got two players that we really like
and say all of a sudden championships don't matter
when over the last 25, 30 years,
championships was the only thing that mattered.
Now, I'm not saying they're not a great backcourt.
I'm not saying that because I believe you could be great
without winning championships.
I don't know how you elevate somebody
to being the best with no championships
because if they're what you say they are,
they've got to win, right?
They probably will.
The way it's looking, I'm excited for the series.
And listen...
Who's favorite in the series?
Celtics?
It says Jason Tatum is favorite to win the finals MVP over Luka,
then Luka, then I think it's Jalen Brown.
I think I saw that as I was coming on.
If Kyrie got something to say about it, we're going to see.
But Luka and Kai are spectacular.
Now, if you want to say the best scoring backcourt,
I ain't going to fight you.
I ain't going to fight you on that one.
Even if you look at Gale Goodrich and Jerry West,
say something in favor.
Laney Ray.
Lainey, I know you're hurting
because
consider that she loves all things Minnesota.
I'm assuming she's from Minnesota.
I'm crying with you. Timberwolves being
a Minnesota professional
sports fan is not for the faint of
heart. Sorry I didn't warn you,
but Minnesota women
just won the first ever pro hockey Walter Cup.
I don't know about that one, lady.
I don't know.
I mean, do they got a professional hockey team?
No, the Dallas Stars, they moved from Minnesota, didn't they?
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
We'll let that one slide, lady.
But I think you would like for the twins
the twins have won maybe two in your lifetime
the twins
the Vikings which is number one
the Timberwolves I think
you probably get a little bit more satisfaction
if they were to win
they did well man
that's what I win. They did well, man. They did well.
That's what I'm thinking.
They did well.
Mr. Welcome Down 513,
Josh Newton,
clumped you yesterday.
Shout out to the store
that you came in last night.
Red Bull Cincinnati Street Corner
on the banks. You was in the store last night? Give me a Red Bull, man. Give me. Red Bull Cincinnati Street Corner on the banks.
You was in that store last night?
Give me a Red Bull, man.
Give me a Red Bull.
There's some cool dudes down there.
There's some cool dudes down there, man.
Okay.
Oh, the Minnesota Wild.
That's the name of their hockey team.
I don't think y'all won a championship, though.
Yeah.
Shout out to the homies down there
on the banks, man.
I appreciate y'all.
Appreciate the love, man. Appreciate the loveies down there on the banks, man. I appreciate y'all. Appreciate the love, man.
Appreciate the love
every time I come back, man.
Everybody welcome me back
with open arms
and make me feel like
I'm right back at home.
Oh.
Cameron Norwood Jr.,
my question is,
last second of the football game,
who'd you give the ball to,
Ocho or Devontae Adams to win the game?
I'm going with Ocho.
What you talking about?
I'm going with Rosado.
Come on, man.
You going with your boy.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
We going to get it done.
Yeah, I'm going to get me an 85 Bengals jersey
with Rosado on the back of it.
Hey, don't do that.
You got to stop saying that
because people
people starting to say that
in public now
because they watch the show
and they
they taking a joke now.
It's okay from you
but then they doing it
to me in public
to about
what's up?
Yeah, but it's okay Ocho.
It's just word.
Like you tell me it's okay.
Nah, man.
Nah.
Nah.
That's like the man
taking a woman's last name
when they get married.
That's not how that's not how that's not they get married. That's not how that work.
Yeah.
She the breadwinner.
She the breadwinner.
She the breadwinner,
but don't act like I can't go in one of them offshore accounts
and play big bank and take a little bank now.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
Real got that bread. Now, see, I be trying to little bank now. Don't do that. Don't do that. No, you can't. No, you can't. Real got that bread.
Real got that bread. Now, see, I'll be trying
to be humble now. I'll be trying
to be humble now.
Real do a hostile takeover on you.
I'm trying to be humble now.
I don't really want to go there.
I'm team real.
Let's go real. Real got that bread.
She got that bread. That's why I ain't signing no prenup either
Devin Bell said what's good
y'all need to make a shirt that says
one for God and two white men
she got to show her face
all we hear is her laughing in the background
that's it
and the thing is like when you see us,
she be with me most of the time.
Y'all just don't know her because she's either
walking real far behind or real far ahead.
Yeah.
Keith Saunders says, Ocho,
want to give you a shout out.
You tipped my cousin last week at his job.
It was more than he made in a week.
Thank you.
He needed that love.
Wait, I tipped somebody?
Ocho.
Yep.
So you tipped his cousin last week.
And what you tipped him was more than he made in an entire week.
Well, you know how I tip.
You know how that go, man.
Tell cuz, man, I appreciate him.
And I'm not sure.
He might have been having a good day,
a bad day. I don't care. I don't remember how the service
was, but regardless of how the service
goes, the entire world
knows how I tip him about coming to your establishment.
You know what I'm leaving.
You know what I'm leaving every time.
I salute. I salute Joe.
Dwan High says,
Oh, Joe,
who are some players
that aren't in the Hall of Fame
that should be,
it's London Fletcher,
Sterling Sharp for me.
Also, do y'all think the WNBA
bringing the shot back to Detroit?
Man, look,
I've been stopped.
I think everybody knows
how I feel about this.
I'm not just saying this.
You look at my brother's record, my numbers, his numbers.
In a seven-year span, he led the league in receptions three times.
He led the league in yardage.
And once, he led the league in touchdowns twice.
Five Pro Bowls, three first-team All-Pros.
I think what they're trying to do,
me and my brother should have been the first pair of brothers
in the Hall of Fame.
I think they're going to put Eli and Peyton in first
and then my brother get in.
But to say my brother doesn't deserve to be in the Hall of Fame
based on his resume,
he was neck and neck with Jerry.
I'm talking about right there.
For a seven-year stretch, he was right there with Jerry.
Jerry would win in one year.
He would win in reception one year.
Jerry would win in touchdowns.
He would win in touchdowns.
The numbers speak for themselves.
Go back and look.
The guys that are in the Hall of Fame that played in my brother's era,
look at their numbers.
Look at their numbers.
I'm just saying, other than Jerry, we know what Jerry is.
Many believe Jerry's a GOAT. He's my GOAT
for wide receivers. But there are other guys
that are in the Hall of Fame that played
in the era of which my brother, go look
at their numbers and you tell me for seven
years where they beat my brother at.
In yards, catches, or touchdowns.
Just show me the stats.
I'm going to say about that.
I'm done. I'm off my say about that. I'm done.
I'm off my soapbox.
Be consider Ocho a real vacation plan
just because you haven't taken a vacation
since 96 doesn't mean your business partner
moved the same.
I didn't tell Ocho he couldn't take no vacation.
Matter of fact, I could do nightcap
from wherever we go.
Ain't no problem.
I get on a little two hours on vacation. You know? Ain't no problem. I get on a little two hours on vacation, you know.
Well, ain't no problem.
I mean, look,
I mean, that's something
that we definitely need to talk about
so I can plan accordingly.
So,
I think we're taking off,
we're taking off, what,
from July,
from June
after the NBA finals
we're taking off
from after the NBA finals
to July 18th.
And then we got another
little stretch in there sometime in like 8th August.
Oh Lord have mercy.
Well we were supposed to have some time off.
I was supposed to have some time off in August.
Somebody filled my calendar up.
Because every time I look at my calendar, I'm like, well, who put that on there?
So, oh, well, Ocho, so you got the end of August.
I mean, the end of June until the 18th of July.
Yeah. So you got four weeks. I ain't got no time end of August. I mean, the end of June until the 18th of July. Yeah.
So you got four weeks.
I ain't got no time off in August.
Damn.
That's at the end of August.
Oh, Lord.
Damn. oh lord damn alright Ocho
there you go
you play
there it is
you got four weeks
end of June
to
third week of
July
I like it
there we go
so basically
once you leave
Ken he's
going to be on vacation.
Let's go, man.
Baby, we going to travel.
We going to travel.
We going to
try to
reinvent that love
that we had when we first
met. See if we could
find that spark and
see if I can get
to have those butterflies once
again.
Yeah.
Sometimes you need that vacation to reset.
To reset mentally.
To recharge.
To reignite that flame.
That's what I'm looking to do.
I ain't got one
week off in August.
No, I promise I won't I've been working
you know how hard I've been working since September
you took Monday off
we took two Mondays off
after going straight
since September.
Okay.
I guess I got to take me on vacation too in July.
There you go.
Where should I go?
Where should I go?
Where you say you wanted to go?
should I go? Where should I go? Where you say you wanted to go?
Get it out
the way.
Where should I go on vacation?
I just told you.
I'm going somewhere.
I'm going, no.
I'm trying to think.
Where should I go?
Africa.
Somebody talk about Glenville, Georgia.
Where y'all at y'all damn mind? Turkey I like Turkey Turkey sounds good
Lake Como Italy
Santorini Mykonos
I like that
Maldives like that
yeah
yeah you know you know I like that. Maldives. Like that.
Yeah, you know.
All those are beautiful.
I did it.
All those, I've done all those already.
You'll enjoy that.
But that's somewhere you got to go with a plus one.
You can't go to none of them places you just said by yourself.
That's the place to enjoy experiences and memories with somebody
you love
stop that
bore bore
I like bore bore
oh yeah
damn somebody talk about some Liberty City come on man come on
I'll show you around
man I ain't going to damn Liberty City
I get four weeks off
I'm about to get a four week vacation for the first time
in damn near 30 years
and you talking about I'm going to Liberty City
that's an exotic destination
in itself especially the history to Liberty City. That's an exotic destination in itself,
especially the history behind Liberty City.
Yeah.
Oh, to Seychelles.
Seychelles. I like Seychelles.
What's that?
Vacation spot. Seychelles.
That's Jamaica, ain't it?
Or Ciboney.
I always wanted to go to Ciboney.
What the hell is that?
Let's see.
I'll be nobody's place.
I'll be nobody's exotics.
I'll be up in the cut.
That's a little too expensive for me,
but...
Seychelles in Africa?
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to Seychelles.
Well, who are you taking with you?
I'm going to Seychelles.
I might go to Seychelles I might go to Seychelles maybe go to the Marlby's
I don't know
well how many people you got to choose from
because you can't just pick anybody to go on no trip like that
they got to be somebody special
if they go with me they gonna be special
I'm special you know what I'm saying
you know hey
hey
that ain't no trip for just know anybody now
alright for sure
for sure absolutely
I mean I mean a trip like that
you talking about
probably 50
to 100 bands.
Yeah.
I mean, who want the brakes
beat off of them for seven straight days?
I don't know. I'm going to go somewhere
nice and quiet, you know't put my toe in the water
oh yeah
whatever
I've been trying to get my sister and brother to go
serious business ain't no vacations find some guest hosts or something you can't complain about your plate being full when the goal was to eat
that's a good one right there well listen i'm i'm you
i'm full i'm taking i'm taking i'm full I'm full
I'm taking my vacation
I'm full
take it bro, take it, you earned it
you earned it
I'm going to be ready
I'm going to be ready
once I take this spiritual journey
and it's my vacation
with Rhea, that's going to be a spiritual journey
for me
I'm coming back
a completely
different person
you're going to come
back with less money
in your pocket
anybody say
I won't spend
nothing
I got points
oh no
I got points
for hotels
I got all that
yeah
I ain't got
to buy
I ain't got
to buy nothing
oh yeah oh for sure oh yeah I ain't got to buy nothing. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure.
Oh, yeah. I don't leave
all of them diamonds. All them diamonds
on me. I don't leave all of that
to pay.
Hey.
Hey, Ocho, I'll be on the plane
shaking the plane like Eminem.
Like Skittles?
Hey.
Oh, yeah, man.
Get them
20 milligrams.
Get that liquid.
I'm going to make sure my baby
on that down Julio.
Whew.
Whew.
Where should I go what are you talking about
what are you talking about
ah man y'all need to go
hell nah
man there's somebody talking about some Tate Storm and Daniel
nah you
you can take it
man check out
you good man please nah you you can take it man y'all man check y'all be saying anything
man
you good
she ain't gonna say nothing
man please
man y'all
man y'all
just be saying
anything nah I'm good cool
but I gotta think of somewhere to go
I'll let y'all know
I'm gonna send y'all a video
P.O.B.
this your boy.
Little backdrop.
Got me a little biller.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
All I got is,
all I got is,
uh,
I only go somewhere
by five to seven days.
That's my max.
My max is three.
My max is three.
That's what I'm saying.
I say five to seven.
I could always change it and stay a little longer
if I need to,
but I'm only going to book something
probably three to five.
This one here.
Boy.
Boy, she had me in the Maldives
for seven days
boy
see that's when you need
to go with another couple
you need to go with like
two couples
so you have somebody like
nah
we nah
uh uh
I stayed in that
underwater hotel
wasn't nobody else
paying for that
that was
I need all that
no I'm saying
no no no
they pay their own way.
I see what you mean.
No, you're not paying for nobody. Hell no.
But that was
one hell of an experience, boy.
Golly.
That was a long flight. And then you had to get
another flight to get to the island.
Hmm.
But it was
nice to hold you. I ain't never seen nothing like that, man. And it was it was nice I ain't never seen
nothing like that man
and it was
it was her idea
it was for her birthday
of course
I was a little reluctant
to go that far
because I had to
work the World Cup
in Qatar
so
her birthday was in
in October
so we
flew to
we flew to the Maldives
for seven days
I came home
for maybe
two or three weeks
and had to jump right back on a plane again
and head right back to Qatar.
And we just left from over this way.
But dog, that experience, man.
Man, I'm already diamond.
I flew more this year
than I flew probably the last three years combined.
I'm already diamond status.
Shoot, I might be that too.
I don't know.
I know Ash and Jordan
probably silver, gold or something.
They booed you two rolls up the other day.
They moved you from 20L to 18B.
Yeah, Ash was like two rows behind.
She probably would get there early, but, you know,
would they be, she she like to come late.
I don't know why.
She like to be at the back to close.
This is the final call.
Final call.
And she come
dragging that little bag.
Nah, nah. All right, Ocho. The Mavs nah nah
alright Ocho
the Mavs are going to their very
first NBA no oh that's their
third NBA finals that's right
they lost to Miami they beat
Miami this is their third NBA
finals this is Luka
first NBA finals Kyrie
he goes back having
already won in 2016.
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