Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Dating Age Gaps, Kai Cenat joins the show!

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to a viral story about a job interview gone wrong, discuss the power dynamics in dating, and play some trivia. Plus: Kai Cenat hops on to chat abo...ut his performance in the NBA All-Star celebrity game and clarify his height. 0:00 Man waits 3 hours for Olive Garden interview11:00 Old vs young women17:00 More fine women than men with a lot of money27:30 Fan harasses Breece Hall for refusing to give him autograph30:55 Dunk on Unc trivia41:00 Kai Cenat joins the show1:00:00 - Much more Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:56 Listen to Spiraled on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. wherever you get your podcasts. Olive Garden interview goes wrong. A man looking for a job at Olive Garden has gone viral after revealing how his job interview went horribly wrong. Ocho, let's take a look. Wait, how can an interview go wrong? Well, we're about to take a look at it.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I went on an interview at olive garden this had fucking went it went horrible they sat me in the room said we'll be with you shortly i was in that bitch for three hours before somebody even spoke to me then when she spoke that's a good test she didn't even really ask me nothing she just had a piece of paper out like she was writing stuff down and be like we gonna call you how the you going to call me and you ain't even got my phone number? The position is full right now, but we'll see if we have an opening. I got to talk to the manager.
Starting point is 00:02:52 You is the manager. You know if it's openings or not. And if it ain't no openings, then why is it on the website that y'all hiring for this position? It don't make sense. And why it take you three hours to tell me that?
Starting point is 00:03:09 Well, listen, this is an easy fix for him. But one, you don't need to make a video. Normally, if you try to holler at a girl and she give me the run around and she wants you to apply pressure, you know what you do? You exit stage left.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Olive Garden, you apply for position. They made you wait three hours. The fact that you even waited three, I wouldn't even wait three. You shouldn't even been in that long. That is a sign. And he made it. Listen, that's a sign letting you know,
Starting point is 00:03:35 you know what, we don't really want you here. We don't want you here. So I'm going to take myself and my services elsewhere to someone else. There are many jobs you can do. There's no need to complain about Olive Garden. Fuck them. Oh shit, my bad. Forget them. You want to play? Okay, cool. There are other people that will hire you. You don't have to play that game. And you're going
Starting point is 00:03:58 to deal with that a lot in life. You're going to deal with that a lot in life. Apply pressure. Wait three hours. What do you mean you don't have any openings? The signs are right there. What are they telling you? They're telling you the signs. You don't need, you don't need, oh yeah, okay, bet. I see what time it is. Next. Keep it moving. On to the next. I think for him to wait that long, he probably really needed that job. Right, right. But listen, the fact that they had you waiting that long, you got to see the play ahead of time. When you come to the line of scrimmage,
Starting point is 00:04:31 you got to see the play ahead of time and see what's going on. You know what the play is. Next, if you need that job, on to the next. I am not playing that game with y'all. Child, please. Yeah. I'm not playing that game with y'all. Child, please. Yeah. I mean... Three hours?
Starting point is 00:04:50 Oh, yeah. Come on, now. I've been waiting as it is, Ocho. I would have gave them 15 minutes tops. 15 minutes tops. Because when you have an interview, they tell you to come in at a specific time. Obviously, the an interview they tell you to come in at a specific time
Starting point is 00:05:06 obviously the time that they give you to come in they have that slot available to meet with you so if you mean to tell me you tell me to be at 3 o'clock and you still got me waiting till damn near 6
Starting point is 00:05:17 3.15 I'm out of there yeah and if I need to I was like I'm here for the job interview you guys told me you'd be with me shortly it's been 15 minutes I mean, if I need to... I was like, I'm here for the job interview. You guys told me you'd be with me shortly. It's been 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I mean, I want to know how much longer. Okay, five minutes, five minutes, sir. We'll be right with you
Starting point is 00:05:33 in five minutes. Okay. Hey, five minutes, Ojo. Matter of fact, I'm going to set my stop watch on my phone.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I'm going to hit you with a cheater. And for one, if you're looking for a job and you really need that job, you don't fill out one job application. You fill out multiple applications. You fill out multiple applications. I'm assuming that's the job
Starting point is 00:05:54 that called him back first. I got you. I see where you're going with it. But playing that game they playing? Shh. Nah, you learn that real quick. You learn that real quick in life. Oh, you want to play?
Starting point is 00:06:09 Oh, I see what you on. Oh, that's how we doing. Okay, bet. But Ocho, you know how it is. It's like that in life. Sometimes when people feel they got you over a barrel,
Starting point is 00:06:19 what they do, they play with you. Play with you all the time. All the time. Relationship, it doesn't matter. They feel you, well, you can't go nowhere. You nowhere you ain't gonna find nobody i'm the best you got shit it's always it's always someone better now it might not be good for you but there's always someone better well is it good to me or good for me? Listen, if it was that good... Because a lot of times,
Starting point is 00:06:47 some things can be good for you, but not good to you. And sometimes things that are good to you aren't good for you. So which one are you looking for, Ocho? I mean, you like to have something good for you and good to you, but if you can only have one,
Starting point is 00:06:58 which one are you choosing? Good for you or good to you? Good for me. Yeah, I need something that's good for me. Now, when you're younger, you can have the things that are good to you. Yeah, for sure. Most of the time, that shit come with that toxicity bullshit.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Oh, yeah. I think you were really toxic. I don't know why everybody talk about, oh, it was toxic. Oh, it was toxic. Man, they were pulling guns on me. They run down on me. I ain't toxic. But listen, you a cat, boy. You got six lives. You got nine lives.
Starting point is 00:07:29 You don't use six of them up. You got three left. Uh-uh, Ocho. I ain't using none of them, Ocho. I ain't using no more. I ain't using no more for a long time. I'm saving them. Boy, you living on the edge, boy.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Ocho, I wasn't bothering nobody, Ocho. I'm taking your word. Nah, come on. Now you know when you see... Ocho, I was young then, Ocho. Ocho, man, you know when you were in your teens, you were in your early 20s. You can't listen to no women, man.
Starting point is 00:07:59 You can barely listen to them at our age now, let alone back then. Come on on now. They tell you what you want to hear. That's what I'm looking for. That's what I'm looking for. They're going to tell you what you want to hear. They tell you what they're looking for me.
Starting point is 00:08:19 I call them, you know what? My grandma used to call them white lies. We're going to tell you the whole truth. We're going to just give you a little bit of it. Right. And exaggerate the rest. So what was I supposed to do with that, Ocho? I can't go in assuming everybody lying.
Starting point is 00:08:33 No, no, no. Why not? Come on, Ocho. That's a terrible... You tell me I ain't living. Now, if I go in assuming everybody lying... I want you going in there using common sense and logic.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I do. And wait and understand it. If you like her, if you like this individual and she's that, oh my God, defining, she's stacked up like a buttermilk biscuit.
Starting point is 00:08:56 If you see that, what you think everybody else see? And you think she ain't gave nobody else no chance? You think ain't nobody else lingering? We got to use common sense and logic when entering these situations. Look here, Ocho, my girlfriend always say,
Starting point is 00:09:10 boy, everybody has somebody. It's just to what extent? Casually, dating, significant other, fiance. Everybody has somebody. It's just to what extent is that you involved with that person? So just to have somebody that's like, I ain't got nobody. No, hell no. Lying.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Lying. Hell to the no. Don't play that game. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. And it was. Well, I'm glad to be off the market like Boston, boy. Well, I mean, that's what I thought. That's what I thought too, Ocho. I thought they was off the market. They told me to be off the market like Boston, boy. Well, I mean, that's what I thought. That's what I thought too, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I thought they was off the market. They told me they was off the market. Hey, Ocho, I mean, they say the thing was in escrow. You know, you see the for sale side in the yard one day and all of a sudden it's gone. You figure, hey, off the market, right? But the for sale side was still in the yard. So I came by, I went on in there, I talked to the agent.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Yeah, the for sale sign had failed. It was in the yard, it just failed. So you couldn't see it, the for sale sign just failed. So it just so happens, I saw the for sale sign, and the agent was in the house. The person that was selling it. and the agent was in the house. The person that was selling.
Starting point is 00:10:30 And she said his house wasn't available, Ocho. Hey, boys, it's a dirty game, boy. It's a dirty game. I'm glad I'm glad I wave. I ain't got no white flag, but. I'm waving. I'm waving my. I'm out. I'm pen. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I'm out. I'm out. It's a game. It's all a game at the end of the day. It's all a game. And like you said, as long as you know the rules, it's a game, man. I'm out. I'm out.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Jersey and the Rafters They all gonna have it Ain't nothing out there Ojo say way to Ojo say way to white flag Way to flag boy Man Ojo Man you know We was in Vegas
Starting point is 00:11:21 When Chattie came up Monique Was saying that I need to date, you know, older women. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you need. That's what you need. Why y'all hold on. Oh, Joe. They talk about if somebody I read a comment, I don't know why these older men want to date the young girls that could be older. That could be young enough to be their daughters. And don't find that creepy. I respond to say say i don't know why these women be in everybody's business and don't find that creepy but what hello but if stella can get her groove back
Starting point is 00:11:58 she ain't gonna get his groove back come on she ain't got his groove back yeah y'all didn't say no but stella because i remember I went to the movie and just clapped it. Yeah, child. Do it, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Now, all of a sudden, O'Shea trying to get his groove back
Starting point is 00:12:13 is a problem. Yeah, it's a double standard. It's a double standard. And sometimes, this is what they try to do. Older women, this is what older women try to do. Older women will guilt trip you.
Starting point is 00:12:24 They will guilt trip you into why you're dealing with younger women because ain't nobody picking us. I mean, at the end of the day, there's somebody for everybody. There's somebody for everybody and your day is going to come. Your day is going to come.
Starting point is 00:12:40 There is somebody for you. There's somebody out there for you. Most of the time is our expectations aren't really realistic yeah aren't really realistic you wait you waiting on this rich man oh i don't know why i'm dating him i like baby you didn't have a chance no matter what your age was. You could just like, no, you had zero chance, less than zero, a negative integer. Ocho, whatever happened to be with somebody that makes you happy? Right, right.
Starting point is 00:13:21 That used to be the thing. Oh, I don't care. He or she makes me happy. Right, right. That used to be the thing. Oh, I don't care. He make me, he or she makes me happy. Now, well, they need to make you happy, but they need to be at a certain age. Yeah. Huh?
Starting point is 00:13:35 I ain't bothering nobody. So I just want to know, let's just say for the sake of argument, I dated somebody, I dated somebody 30. What 30? That's a good number. That's a good number. That's a good number. Who am I harming? Well, you got kids, okay, and?
Starting point is 00:13:51 I need somebody kicking with my daughters anyway. Hey, y'all go shopping. But I'm just saying, okay, I date somebody, I date somebody 35, I date somebody 28. I'm just trying to figure out what does it hurt? Who am I harming?
Starting point is 00:14:14 I ain't bothering nobody. Y'all make it seem like I'm twisting a person's arm. I got them in a dungeon downstairs and I'm feeding them red water. Y'all do realize that anybody that dates Shannon Sharp did so on their own free will and volition. Right red water. Right. Y'all do realize that anybody that dates Shannon Sharp did so on their own
Starting point is 00:14:27 free will and volition. Right, right, right. Because you, you, listen. Well, you the cats now. You the big fish now. Shit, who ain't going to want to... Shit. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Man, I was Moby Dick in the 80s. I don't know what you're talking about, Ochoa. I ain't just become this. I've been here. Yeah. Listen, I know. I know, I know. But I've been here. Yeah. Listen, I know. I know. I know. You that boy. That's why when you tell me stories about women that have left you in the past,
Starting point is 00:14:51 I'm like, what are we doing? How can we not see the vision? The women, normally women, see the vision. They see the trajectory in which way you're going. Like, there's only one way to go, and that's up. How can you not see you going like there's only one way to go and that's up yeah but oh joe i was how can how can you not see you going that way how can you not see it and this is the funny
Starting point is 00:15:11 thing about it when it comes to successful men that's about the top tier you know they're they're tears i mean you got tier one you got tier two you got tier three right yeah you're a tier you're a tier one individual yeah you know that's something you want to be attached to because not only are you a tier one individual, it helps wherever the tap to your hip. It helps whatever they have going on in life as well. But Ocho, a lot of problems that I ran into, especially when I was in college and early in my career. Oh, child, I wouldn't be with him. Ain't no way I put up with that. I say, now you listen to somebody that ain't got no guy.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Now, what you think? If they had an opportunity to be in your shoes, they wouldn't listen to you, what you was telling them. I say, but you're going to let your friends talk you right up out of the relationship. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:02 And now look where you at. And then, listen listen It's another thing They always swear They'll be able to find better They always swear I'll be able to find better I'll be able to find Something just like that
Starting point is 00:16:12 And I hope you do I don't wish I don't wish anybody That I was with I don't And we go our ways I want them to find Hey
Starting point is 00:16:21 You never wish it But let's be realistic Because the higher up the ladder you try to climb in getting an individual, you have to understand the competition that also comes with that. What separates you from the rest of the women? What is going to make you that much more special
Starting point is 00:16:35 than everybody else that he picks and chooses you? Think about it. Everybody fine. Everybody got a BBL. Everybody got ass. Everybody got titties. Everybody got a BBL. Everybody got ass. Everybody got titties. Everybody got lashes, makeup. Everybody has the same shit.
Starting point is 00:16:52 And Sam out of jail got that scum, you know. What is going to separate you from everybody else? Well, all of a sudden, you're going to get your baller. He only going to fuck with you and you only. What is it? What? Think about it. Let's just say for the sake
Starting point is 00:17:06 of argument, you take there's 450 NBA players. Let's just say 29 Major League Baseball teams. Let's just say there are 600 baseball players. There's 1,500 NFL players.
Starting point is 00:17:22 32 teams, 53. Let's just say seventeen hundred eighteen hundred football players yeah so now we're talking about 21 so we're talking about less than three thousand professional athletes in the u.s. three that so although no thousand that's it we're talking about okay now you want to talk about high values you We're talking about, guys, let's just say people that make somewhere between 500 and 500,000 and above. Yeah. There are more fine women walking around
Starting point is 00:17:55 than there are men that make that kind of salary. Huh. I don't think women have ever done the number crunching. I don't think women have ever done the number crunching. I don't think women have ever done the number crunching. They just think because I'm fine, I got ass. Man, please.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I could put, hey, listen, hold on. I could put that shit on. I'm going to get me one. But not understanding how difficult and how small the percentage of men that, no, hold on. How small the percentage of men that actually have it. No, I'm talking about like really got it. Yeah. No, you really got it. I'm talking about I could change your motherfucking life with a wire.
Starting point is 00:18:32 For sure. One wire. Hey, I'm going to see you, you know what, I don't know how you're feeling today, but I'm going to see you 300,000 real quick. At the blink of an eye, life has changed because you ain't never had it before. And that ain't nothing. You ever been fishing?
Starting point is 00:18:46 Oh, sure. You ever been deep sea fishing? No, I ain't getting my head wet in that water. It's not the hooking. It's not the catching. It's the landing. You can hook a fish, but can you get it to the boat? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:19:01 You can get it to the tension. Yeah. You might get even badder when you land it. I've gone deep sea fishing. And I've had situations where I gotta let him, hey, I just hit it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:15 He goes straight down. At some point in time, Ocho, you get tired of wrestling, you cut him loose. If all my fishermen out there, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Now they can back the boat down to him. Because before, they didn't back the boat down to him.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Right, right. Now they'll back the boat. But you still. Hold him now. Hey, you got to hold him just enough. Now he fight for his life because he hooked. Yeah. He trying to go this way.
Starting point is 00:19:48 You trying to bring him this way. They back the boat down. Yeah. God dang. Can you land it? After you hook it, can you get him to the boat? The boat means your house. You get him for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:20:12 You get him for a little bit. You know, when the honey, listen, the honeymoon phase, oh, you got him. You know, when the adrenaline rush, the nervous feeling, the butterflies, the newness, but when that wears off and there's a hundred other that look just like you,
Starting point is 00:20:28 then what? Come on now. Yeah, they're playing trophies. Boy, I forgot what song that is. It's a thousand yous. Kanye. Only one of me. That's it. Boy.
Starting point is 00:20:46 It's only 3,000 athletes 3,000 and then you got we do I'm talking about I'm not talking about I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:20:55 I'm talking about I'm talking about male athletes okay if we go to MLS I don't know how many MLS teams so let's say 3,500 what when you do the number crunches when you do the number crunching on what's out here So, let's say 3,500. Boy, when you do the number crunches,
Starting point is 00:21:08 when you do the number crunching on what's out here, you know, and everybody want to play the game, they talk about the Dayton pool got pissed in it and all these other excuses. Listen, everyone's expectations on trying to land the big fish.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Boy, that shit, boy. Boy, look at your competition. Go deep water to get the big fish. Listen, go scroll, scroll on shit, boy. Boy, look at your competition. Go deep water to get the big fish. Listen, go scroll. Scroll on Instagram, ladies. Scroll on Instagram, fellas. Scroll on Instagram. Just go through your explore page, you know, and look at...
Starting point is 00:21:35 Don't do that, fellas. Look at what's out there. Because that's what's going to keep popping up. And you're going to keep seeing. That's what's going to keep popping up on your feed. Don't do that, fellas. Look what's out there. Oh, sure. And guess
Starting point is 00:21:46 you got the tier one dude, right? Your athletes making 200, 300, 100 million. You know, we talk about the NBA dudes. They got the pick of the litter. Play with this fish, send it back. Play with this fish, send it back. Play with this fish, send it back.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Play with that fish, send it back. Boy, is it dang Play with this fish, send it back Play with that fish, send it back Boy, is it dang In order to catch In order to catch big fish, Osho You know, when we grew up We did, they call it shore fishing You fish from the bank Yeah But to catch the big fish
Starting point is 00:22:17 You gotta go way out Yeah Yeah, you gotta hang in certain places Come on now But just so you know You're not the only one that like big fish Yeah, you got to hang in certain places. Come on, now. But just so you know, you're not the only one that like Big Fish. That's the problem that you're up against. You're not the only one that like that guy that's 6'6", that's 6'9". You're not the only guy that like that guy that's a wide receiver or running back or DB.
Starting point is 00:22:44 You're not the only one that like that MLB player. You're not the only guy that like that MLS DB. You're not the only one that like that MLB player. You're not the only guy that like that MLS player. You're not the only one. I told a story. My grandmother told my aunt, you left that good boy. You know, back then, Ocho, it wasn't no good you were a boy or a son. No matter how
Starting point is 00:23:02 old you were, if you were younger than them, you were a boy or a son. She's like, girl, you left girl you left that good boy like mama there plenty fish in the sea my grandma dead pan yeah but you might not catch him that was the end of that conversation yeah that's the beauty hey listen that's the beautiful thing about life though that's the beautiful thing about life. You know, we all have dreams. We all have aspirations. We all have expectations. And it's all about finding someone to meet those. If your dream is to get whatever it is you want, I'm all for it. We all deserve to be happy. Okay. If I deserve to be happy, my happiness is somewhere between the age of 28 years old. That's my happiness.
Starting point is 00:23:45 That's my peak happiness. There you go. There you go. And they tried to rain on my parade. Listen, you do what makes you happy. Okay. Go on and do it. Do it to your satisfaction. You do what makes you happy and you have your own whatever. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Whatever ever. Whatever ever. Hey, y'all heard Ocho. Yeah. Ocho, no. You good. You good. You good. You good.
Starting point is 00:24:11 That's what it come down to at the end of the day. That's what it come down to at the end of the day. We all set this value. So I shouldn't be living for others' expectations. Oh, you need somebody 50. Oh, you need somebody 45. I should be living for Shannon, huh? Oh, you need somebody 50. Oh, you need somebody 45. I should be living for Shannon, huh? Yeah, you should.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on, yeah. I mean, listen, you got to be careful. You got to be careful. You got to have a happy balance of both because you don't want somebody too young with the wrong mindset. What's too young?
Starting point is 00:24:42 Too young? 30 and up. 30 and up. Because you young? Too young? 30 and up. 30 and up. Nah, I'll be a college senior. As a matter of fact, I'm like Kanye West. I was his first album. I want me a college dropout. See, you need somebody
Starting point is 00:25:00 seasoned. They ain't college dropout. That ain't seasoned. That ain't seasoned enough for you. You need somebody with a little paprika, a little parsley, a little, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, you need somebody 30, 35, somebody that's been around
Starting point is 00:25:14 the corner just once. Not many, just one time, one time, around the corner one time. See. Yeah, college scene, no, no, no. Your mind ain't there. Too many games, too many mind games, too many games, no, no Mind ain't there Too many games Too many mind games Too many games
Starting point is 00:25:26 Oh, this your car? Man, I don't know where I saw this And I could be wrong But I read a lady was saying The average And today The average 23-year-old Has had sex more than the average 53-year-old
Starting point is 00:25:41 Well, in this day and age, probably. Probably, huh? I think I said that right. Yeah, probably. I mean, I'm not statistically speaking. I don't know, but the way the times are right now... Uh-oh. Oh,
Starting point is 00:25:59 did you know that it is? Nightcap after dark. What do we got? Hey, hold up. Do that one more time. Tell him to do that one more time. Do it one more time. Do a deal with the lights a little bit.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. That was live. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jordan. Hey, listen. Over there, the wall,
Starting point is 00:26:28 if you slide that thing down, it'll dim the light. Hey, you know, the times we're in... You know what we said? Oh, Joe! You got an idea right now! Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:26:39 I like that. Hold on. See, if I do that, I'm not going to even show up no more. You ain't going to see number teeth. t you turn it back on yours hey hey the time is different now man yeah every everybody everybody is moving a lot faster because of social media everyone has access you know to more more people now no matter where you at no matter where you are in the world, you know, social media has bridged the gap.
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Starting point is 00:30:25 We got another one? Yep. Oh, that's live. TMZ released a video today of Hall being berated and challenged to a fight by a man who reportedly asked him for an autograph. According to a witness, Hall turned down the request and the fan
Starting point is 00:30:47 became angry. Carl Banks, I know Banks, NFL player, played with the Giants along with LT, won a Super Bowl. Might have won two. Might have been on the 86 and 90 team. But anyway, Carl Banks was standing next to Breeze Hall when the incident
Starting point is 00:31:03 took place. And the video showed the fan telling Banks, I don't care. He ain't going to tell me he's going to slap me. The fan told Hall to be a man and repeatedly cursed him because he refused to give him an autograph. Breeze Hall tweeted, if you know me, you know I always show love. There's a time and a place for everything. But harassing me at baggage claim ain't the time nor the place. 100. Thankfully, Carl and my guy Joe were there to keep anything from happening.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Ah, that's, ah. You see what I'm, Ocho, I get it. Public figure. Right. But have I given up the right to say no? And it comes. Because I go to the airport. I say, man, if I take one, no, ain't nobody.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Bro, we're at Hartsfield Jackson. What do you mean nobody going to see us taking a picture? Right. I'm at LAX. What you mean? I'm at the All-Star game. What do you mean nobody's going to see us taking a picture. I'm in LAX. What you mean? I'm at the All-Star game. What do you mean nobody's going to see us taking a picture?
Starting point is 00:32:10 So in other words, I've given up my right to say I can't say at no point in time in the history moving forward I can't say no. That's tough, man. That's tough. That's tough. I mean, everybody's different. That's tough. That's tough. I mean,
Starting point is 00:32:25 everybody's different. Everybody's different. And I understand where Breece is coming from. As long as nobody else gets to say no, I don't mind having a problem. Like I said,
Starting point is 00:32:35 I'll play for free, but I need everybody else to play for free. So I don't mind saying, I don't mind saying yes to everything, but I'm going to need everybody else to say
Starting point is 00:32:41 yes to everything too. So is that what we on? Right. So I can't be the only one that can't say no right I mean fans fans just have to be respectful fans have to be respectful you know you ask for autograph you ask the right way ask politely and if the person declines obviously in this case being Brees Hall then you just have you just say thank you I appreciate it I enjoy watching you as a player and just keep it moving that's all that's all that's all. That's all you can do.
Starting point is 00:33:08 That's all you can do. I'm glad Banks was there. And I don't know who this Joe Young man is, but I know Banks. I played against Banks when he was in Cleveland. So I know Banks did radio with him, know him pretty good. Stand-up guy, loves the game of football, knows the game of football,
Starting point is 00:33:28 and I'm going to take him at his word. If he said Brees Hall did none of this and this is what transpired, I'm going to take Banks at his word. Right. Hey, Kyle, we just sent you a DM to join our stream tonight.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Check your DM. I don't know if you're going to be able to see it. Maybe you got jumped on your Twitch, but if you can't join us tonight, make sure you tune in to help us out or see us on Nightcap on Thursday. Tell them it's the DM Nightcap IG.
Starting point is 00:33:56 So we DM'd you from Nightcap. Ocho? Yeah. You got your wish. You got tougher questions today Because we got a segment It's back Called Dunk on Unk
Starting point is 00:34:14 Yeah we dunking on We dunking on Unk tonight man Alright Why you want to stump me so bad? I'm not trying to stump you. Oh, yeah, you're trying to stump me. The fans want to know why. I'm not trying to stump you bad.
Starting point is 00:34:33 And just the fact that you know all the answers to all the things I'm asking you, it leads me to believe that you are brief before the questions are asked. That's the one thing Ash ain't going to do. That's all. She ain't going to do. That's all. She ain't going to do anything that's going to help me. We're going to find out tonight. Now, if you get these tonight,
Starting point is 00:34:52 if you get these questions tonight, I'm not asking them all. Okay, let's go. I ain't asking them all. You ready? Yeah. Chat, let me see. Chat, y'all make sure
Starting point is 00:35:00 y'all listen now. Dunk on trivia questions. Question number one. Including the postseason, which quarterback has the most 500-yard passing games in NFL history? NFL history. Put your hands up. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Put your hands up.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Put your hands up. Put your hands up. Okay, okay, okay. There we go. up put your hands up put your hands up okay okay okay there we go um it's out of it's out of brady and and big ben i know brady guy oh oh yeah i'm gonna help you out a little bit he has three 500 yard passing games in the regular season and one in the postseason I'll go with Big Ben
Starting point is 00:35:47 I'm sick of this shit I knew it was Brady I knew it was Brady or Big Ben All these quarterbacks That have had success In the postseason How do you know It's only Brady or Ben just because it's 500 yards?
Starting point is 00:36:07 Because when you say it's 500 yards, I can narrow it down. You don't realize how hard 500 yards is to get. Oh, I know how hard it is to get. That's why there have been guys that have 500 yards. Dan has a 500-yard game. Boomer has one. Matthew Stafford has one. I think Breeze?
Starting point is 00:36:29 I don't think Breeze has one. Well, Norm Van Brocklin has the record at.554. Warren Moon has one. So there haven't been a whole lot of guys. But I know Ben has several. And I knew Brady had several. Brady had one in the Super Bowl, threw for 5-0-5. He threw one on a Monday night, if I'm not mistaken, against Miami.
Starting point is 00:36:50 So I knew it was either Brady or Big Ben. That was a game with Marsh, right? That was a game. That was a... Hold on, hold on. Kyle about to join us okay okay okay Kai you zoom
Starting point is 00:37:09 you ready bro you ready to join us now Kai I think he said his zoom is updating I think we got I think we got him linked in I think we sent him the link I think he should be joining us shortly guys but until he does yeah Ocho I knew it was only two guys.
Starting point is 00:37:27 And so, like I said, and I was going like, okay, Ben. Are you ready for the next question? I am. Now, see, chat, y'all should be able to chat. Y'all should know this,
Starting point is 00:37:38 especially those of you that are football fans and have been football fans for a while. You should also know this. Which Hall of Fame running back had the following quote? When you're good at something, you tell everyone.
Starting point is 00:37:50 When you're great at something, they'll tell you. Ooh. I'm going to say Walter and Jim Brown. I'm going to say Jimmy. I'm going to say Jim I'm going to say Jim Brown Wrong
Starting point is 00:38:08 Finally you got one wrong I'm going to give you one more chance Give me the era in which you played in You should know this right off the bat His quarterback wore a headband? Oh, Walter Payton. There you go.
Starting point is 00:38:29 I knew it was Walter Payton or Jim Brown. Right, right, right. Okay. Let me see. Okay, this is a good one. Yeah, you should know this. You should know this. Which team has the most postseason wins in NFL history?
Starting point is 00:38:44 And it's going to be close because they neck and neck too. It's close because it's like it's the Patriots, it's the 49ers, and it's the Cowboys. Those are the three teams that's right there neck and neck. All right. Well, you answered that one right. You had it right. Obviously, the answer is the 49ers.
Starting point is 00:38:59 They have 30 postseason wins followed by the Patriots and Packers. You didn't mention the Packers. You said Cowboys at 37. Yeah. I knew the 49ers took over by winning those two games this postseason. Yeah. All right. Number four.
Starting point is 00:39:18 The Jets currently have the longest playoff drought with 13 straight seasons with no appearances. But which current NFL team has the longest playoff game losing streak with six straight losses? Ooh. Six straight losses. Six straight. Currently. Longest playoff game losing streak. But one, you got gotta make the playoffs first
Starting point is 00:39:45 And every time they make it They going home I don't think the Steelers won 1-6 2016 I'm gonna go with the Steelers Okay That's half of That's half of it yes But there's another team
Starting point is 00:40:01 That has more So I'm gonna say Steelers have five straight losses. But you said somebody have six. Six, yeah. Yeah. Not the Jags. Not Cleveland. Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Not the Ravens. Yeah, not the Ravens Yeah, but the Ravens I mean, they were just in it too Now this year Went right home It was just in it this year Hold on Yeah Got 20 seconds
Starting point is 00:40:43 Hold on. Yeah, we got him. Yeah. Cleveland won in 2020. So he's definitely out of it. Yep. You ready? Five, four, three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:41:10 The answer is the Miami Dolphins. They have lost six straight playoff games, followed by the Steelers and Commanders with five straight losses. Damn. That was easy. I should have been able to get that one. All right. We got the last one
Starting point is 00:41:26 number five according to an espn study what is the most common last name in nfl right now williams smith or the legendary the greatest last name of all time johnson johnson name of all time Johnson Johnson I'm gonna go Smith hey oh man you cheer man that is the correct answer Smith is the most common last name in the NFL with 4.5 percent of players with that last name she is the most common in the US why you boy Why you bull jive? And that completes our Dunk on Unk trivia. You got them all right except two. Mr. Dolphins.
Starting point is 00:42:12 No, Mr. Dolphins and my... Walter Payton. Walter Payton. Sweetness. Time for our last segment of the day. Cue.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Oh, God! Ah! I can't hear you. Connect to your audio, Kai. He's connecting. It's connecting. He's trying to connect.
Starting point is 00:42:39 It said it was trying to connect to the audio. Yeah! Yay! What up? What up, boy? Yo. What are they doing? We good.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Kai. I got you 15 minutes. You gave me a quick. You and Dylan got us back in the game in the second quarter, bro. Bro. Bro. It looks good. Okay, look.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Coach, look. Coach, look, bro. Like, bro. Like, bro. Like, I'm going to be fully look, bro. Like, like, like, bro, like, bro. Like, I'm going to be fully honest, bro. We're going to break down everything that happened, okay? Bro, you sub me in, right? I go out there. I give me a bucket.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Then you sub me out. The first time I put you in. Yes, but I had good defense. I got two. I almost got two stops. And after I put you in. Yes, but I had good defense. I got two. I almost got two stops. And after I scored the shoulder, it went in. Then you sent me out, dog. No, no.
Starting point is 00:43:33 I left you in that one because you closed out the second half. Bro, you sent me out, coach. And then after, you didn't play me for a whole quarter. And then you brought it home. You played eight minutes in the fourth quarter. Nah, bro. What? No, I didn't play me for a whole quarter and then you brought it home you played eight minutes in the fourth quarter nah bro what no i did i played two you had 14 minutes played listen to me bro i was supposed to go crazy shit like bro i have a t-shirt well i have your t-shirt of your face on there bro the ib pop and bottles then champagne i got the t-shirt bro so bro i feel like bro. The poppin' bottles. Then champagne. I got
Starting point is 00:44:05 the t-shirt, bro. So, bro, I feel like you let me down, bro. I think, you know what? I think, Kyrie, you had a parlay. You were supposed to score 30 points. Somebody said you have to score 30 points. But no, my parlay, here's my parlay, Cinco. My parlay was 5.5 over.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Right. I had four. I just needed one more bucket. Oh, he was trying. You got to let me know that, though. You got to let me know that unless you got the bucket. Nah, but I feel like you ain't have no faith in me, bro. By the right.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Come on. Let's get you. Let me real. Keep it above. Man, I saw you. I saw you in pregame. I was a little skeptical. I ain't going to lie.
Starting point is 00:44:41 I was skeptical. Okay, okay. But let me show you something. Look at this, bro. I ain't gonna lie. I was skeptical. Okay, but let me show you something. Look at this, bro. I don't think you've seen this, bro, but it's just me before the game, like the day before, bro. Look. Look at it. All right, man. Okay. Oh, you got
Starting point is 00:44:55 your game face on for real? Yes, bro. Oh, he was practicing. Yes, bro. I got my highlight. Oh, he was practicing. Yes, bro. I got my own highlight. Oh, he was ready. I need to see the ball going in, Kai.
Starting point is 00:45:10 I don't see no ball going in. I see you handling it. Kai, you playing kids, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They almost 13. No, Kai. Ain't no way. That kid had on pampers.
Starting point is 00:45:24 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But they who? What do you mean they who? They who? Now, they who, bro? I tell you what. This is what we're going to do, Kai. I'm going to come back next year and coach.
Starting point is 00:45:35 I'm going to request you on the team. I give you 22 hard minutes. You got 22 minutes to get 10 points. No, no. I don't even got to start. I can come off the bench. It don't matter. I just need some time to do what I got to do.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Okay, what's your point, Tony? What's the point, Tony, you're trying to get to? We got to be realistic, Macai. Don't be giving no 30. At least 12. Nah, single, I don't even need that much. I just need like a little eight. You feel me?
Starting point is 00:46:02 I got you. A little eight. No, no, no, no, no, no. 12, 12, 12, 12, 12. Matter of fact, Tope is good. I have a whole year to prepare. Tope is good, bro. I have a whole year to prepare, bro. So you're going to work on your game.
Starting point is 00:46:14 You're going to get Phil Handy to teach you the handles. Lethal Shooter to shot. No, I'm already here to think. I'm already in the lab with C. Brickley. We've been training for three months. I've been counting down to this day. They let me in the game last C. Brickley. We've been training for three months. I've been counting down to this day. They let me in the game last minute. So when I heard that, I was ecstatic, bro.
Starting point is 00:46:29 You feel what I'm saying? I got to show you my clips of me training because I really trained so hard. And I only played five minutes. You feel me? But it's okay, though. If they give me a chance next year, we're going to put on a show, bro. Okay. I like it.
Starting point is 00:46:42 I'm going to talk to the FPL and say look here Kai need to come back he said so if I give you 14 minutes you can give me 8 points yes I gave you 4.5 Kai you played 14 minutes Kai
Starting point is 00:47:00 no oh my god I didn't play for a few minutes. Look at the stat sheet. How do I look at that? Go to the celebrity game. Pull up the celebrity all-star game and pull it up.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Okay. Stats. Okay, let me see. Stat sheet. Hold on. Box scores. Team Shannon versus Team Stephen. All right, here we go. I'm about to see right now let me see it's a you're number three right summary okay yeah Walker hey sir Kai how How many minutes you play, Ka? Hold on, now.
Starting point is 00:47:46 It's not loading. I don't think I'm going to play. Ka played 14 minutes and 11 seconds. Ka, Ka, Ka, Ka. And you know that's Ka, bro. I'm just telling what the stats say. No, that's Ka, bro. That's Ka, bro. Okay, but did you see the clip of me wide-arming?
Starting point is 00:48:07 Did anybody see that? Let me see what it say. Kyle snap, 14-11. Nah, nah. Nah, bro, that's cat, bro. That's cat, bro. Do you know I'm the only person that shot 100% from the field? I had one shot on one make.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Yeah, but you ain't give me no rebounds, Kai. I know. That's the only thing I was supposed to get you no rebounds. You got me no rebounds. You got me no assists. But you got Micah coming in like a juggernaut, bro. Bro, I don't think Micah be like, bro, I don't think Micah know he got teammates on the court.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I'm going to keep it all stacked. I don't think think Michael be like, like, bro, I don't think Michael know he got teammates on the court. I'm going to keep it on the stack. I don't think he do, bro. He don't be passionate enough. Yeah, he missed on that one. He missed on that one you was wide open. But see why you started doing that. And then Jazz got back and he couldn't get it to you in time. You can't be jumping up and down because you were learning to other people that you was wide open.
Starting point is 00:49:04 I'll be top of the key. And my handles, bro, they done compared me to Kyrie and Steph with the handles, bro. So they didn't give me the ball to work with. That's the thing. So you want the rock. So you want the rock in your hand. I need the rock. I don't even need it.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I don't even need it that much, bro. But I just need a good amount to where I can just. Come here. You feel me? I didn't get need it that much, bro, but I just need a good amount for where I can just... Come here. You feel me? I didn't get to display nothing. You hit her with the floater. You had the float game working. Man, you made my mind cry.
Starting point is 00:49:35 My mom was there, bro. She said she came all that way and she don't leave the house. She cried when she left, bro. So how that making feel? You know what, Kyle? You played let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six. You played
Starting point is 00:49:52 out of 20 people, you played the seventh most minutes. No. I don't think so. I think I... One, two, three, four, five. You played the seventh most hold on I'm gonna tell y'all
Starting point is 00:50:12 real quick hey so what you think bro hey next year next year is up a matter of fact we we're going to increase in points. We're going to increase in the 12. To get eight points,
Starting point is 00:50:29 how many minutes do you need? About four. Man, you don't need that. You got 14. But he got a year of work. He's going to put in a year worth of work, though.
Starting point is 00:50:42 It ain't even... That's why I said it goes two ways, right? So here's the thing. It goes two ways, right? It goes, coach got to get me in and teammates got to pass the ball. Right. You see what I'm saying? Do I want us?
Starting point is 00:50:56 I'm high. I throw me and Parsons on the same page. I get to Parsons in the game. He don't know who I am. I'm the man. Before that, I'm like, yo, we're going to go crazy. We're going to kill it. Whole time, do you know how it feels? The worst feeling is when somebody has the ball.
Starting point is 00:51:11 He has the ball. He wicks me dead in my face. Wide open and shoot it. Hey, little man, throw him. All right here. Yeah, I remember that one. The three-pointer. He shot a three-pointer.
Starting point is 00:51:25 I won't say it, bro. So, how many that one. The three-pointer. He shot a three-pointer. I don't want to say it, but... So, how many minutes? I did, honestly, realistically, if I give you 20 minutes, how many buckets can you get? At least 12 points. At least 12. At least 12.
Starting point is 00:51:39 Hey, listen, if you're training for a whole year and the game is not until next year, February, you got to have at least 12 points. Thank you. I think 12. I think 12. You got to run the point, too.
Starting point is 00:51:53 You got to run the point. You got to facilitate. Okay, okay. Hold on. We're moving too fast. I can't, you know, like the point is crazy. I do shooting guard, you know? Okay, you're going to be the two.
Starting point is 00:52:03 You're going to run the two. I'll be the two. Okay. I'll be the two. I'll be the two. I'll be the two. You feel me? So, yeah, man. But look, though, remember now, Shannon, if they... Talk to them, please, bro. I got you. All right, thank you. Because, you know, that was my first
Starting point is 00:52:17 basketball game, for real. Okay, we got you. We got you. Yeah, appreciate you. All right, I'm just... Hey, what? I don't know. Yeah. Why you call me three feet? That was... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 5'9", I told you. Kai, don't do that, Kai. I told you it was 5'9". 5 feet.
Starting point is 00:52:52 5 feet. 5'5"? Yeah. Come on, bro. I told him I saw you at the flag football game. I told him you was 5'9", from where I was standing. Bro, 5'9", bro. Ocho was in a hole, though.
Starting point is 00:53:08 Look, bro. Look, I ain't 3 feet, bro. I'm not 1'5", and stuff like that. No, no, Kai. It was not a knock on you. I was saying, if you look at the other guys, they jumping over Shaq. They jumping over Taco Fall.
Starting point is 00:53:23 They jumping over Akia. Even if they jumps over you He put you in a chair Now you have to hide Of what your original hide is I thought I thought I was gonna be Standing up on a chair But he thought we sit down
Starting point is 00:53:36 I was confused I didn't know what to do You see So Yeah You wouldn't have gave No 46, 48 points On that dunk either
Starting point is 00:53:43 Would you Si Come on bro Come on, bro. Come on. JB my man, my boy. But goddamn, JB, you should have had me standing on that ball, fucker. That's what I'm saying. And I'm glad we got to communicate a little bit and to see what was going on and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Coach, this is good. You know, this is good development for playing a coach. Yeah. And I just want to say thank you for even considering to give me a next chance. And if I get a next chance in that, I won't let you down, bro. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. We appreciate you joining us too, though, bro.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Yes, sir. Because we know you busy. How many hours a day do you stream? I try to do like seven to nine hours. Straight? Yeah. Straight? Yeah. Straight? Yeah. I done stream for 30 days straight before. I'm serious. I done got in trouble with that, man. That's seven, eight hours streaming.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Hey, Kai. You stream? Yeah, I'm on Twitch. Ocho Cinco. I'm on Twitch. What you be playing? EA FIFA and Call of Duty Warzone I will cook you a Madden Don't do
Starting point is 00:54:49 Come on, man Don't play at me Don't do that Come on, now Don't do that Don't do that You must not hurt Don't do that
Starting point is 00:54:55 Kyle, you're not good at Madden We know we need Kyle from you What? We need you to ask your followers To subscribe to our channel We tried to come up Yes I ain't here Hey, look Hey, look Don't show something out to us, bruh We need you to ask your followers to subscribe to our channel. We're trying to come up.
Starting point is 00:55:05 I ain't here. Hey, look. Hey, look. Don't show something else up, bruh. Don't show something else up. They say you got to give me more minutes first. Look. I got you.
Starting point is 00:55:14 I got you. I'm going to give you 12. Now, you, look here. Now, if I give you 20 minutes, you told me you're going to give me 12 points next year for 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Yeah. I'm going to get you 20 minutes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Now, if you ain't... As long as you... Hey, look, you don't got to afford the 20 minutes now. You're the 20 minutes where you think it should be used. Don't... You feel what I'm saying? As long as you just give me that 20, I'll be good, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Okay. I got you. Yeah. And I got an up-and-coming hooper, too, that he's a good door mod. He go by the name of Flight Reacts. Me and him, it's like LeBron and D-Wade. I'm telling you, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:46 I'm telling you. You LeBron or D-Wade? LeBron. Nah, for real. Me and Flight would go crazy, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you, bro. I'm going to send you some info.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I'm going to get you info. Yeah. We can chop it up. I got you, man. Hey. All right. Appreciate you joining us tonight, Kyle. Enjoy, bro.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Thank you so much. Enjoy the game. Enjoy coaching you. I'll be in touch. I won't let you down, bro. I don't know. I'm all out of you, man. All right, broski.
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Starting point is 00:59:32 A Lanny Ray asked if you could create a celebrity team with a starting five who would you choose besides Kai obviously a celebrity starting five? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Basketball. I'm going Hoopers. Kai not on my team, right? You can put Kai in. All right. We got Kai. I'm going Devontae Adams. You ever seen Devontae Adams hoop?
Starting point is 01:00:01 Yeah, he hoop. Ooh, that boy could play. Xavier Howard, you probably never seen X. You never seen X. No, I never seen X play. Boy, X could hoop. Jimmy Graham. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Give me Julius Peppers. Peppers could hoop. Give me Julius Peppers Peppers who give me Julius Peppers hey you know who could really really hoop who Antonio Gates oh yeah I forgot yeah man let his team
Starting point is 01:00:41 to the elite eight yeah yeah I forgot I forgot I forgot Gates was a 28 eight guy Yeah, yeah, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot Gates. Gates was a 28-8 guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot. Celeb. Yeah, I mean, if you're talking like football players,
Starting point is 01:01:01 or are we just talking about any athlete? I mean, it's on you, any athlete. But I'm thinking of a slag game, so I'm actually thinking of people that I know. You know what? I'm going to need – hey, Griffey, I'm going to put you in, Griffey, but I'm going to need you – I'm going to have to have you come down here to – I'm going to have to come to Orlando. We're going to have to work out for about 30, 40 days. We got to trim about 10, 15 of you, Griffey,
Starting point is 01:01:22 because I don't know if you can run up and down the court like you used to could. Griffey used to could who? So I'm going to take Gates. I'll take Ken Griffey Jr. I'll take... After watching him play, I'm going to take Puka. Puka Nakua. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:54 You ain't watch Puka? A little bit. Puka, he can hoop like that, you think? Yeah. You can tell he, I mean, he just, you got to realize, Micah and Puka, they ain't got their basketball legs. They got football legs. They got heavy legs.'t got their basketball legs. They got football legs. They got heavy legs.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Right, right, right. They got heavy legs. You know, football player after the season, man, your legs dead. Dead, yeah. It take a while to get bounce back into it. Let's see who else. Oh, Chris Brown. Yeah, I forgot CB Kahoot. Boy, CB Kahoot for real, boy.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Yeah, CB Kahoot Boy CB Kahoot For real Yeah CB Kahoot And since she was Already on my team I'm gonna take Jewel Well she I guess we gotta They gotta be Off the map
Starting point is 01:02:38 They can't be They can't be Players Who else? Oh, I'm going to take J. Cole Oh, J. Okay, okay I like Cole, that's a good one
Starting point is 01:02:55 Yeah, and I'm going to take I'm going to take Who else could I take? Who else could hoop? You know, I'm going to take Mookie Betts. Hell, he seems like he can do anything. Mook not a hoop? Mook not a hoop? Hell, that athletic, he can play all the positions. I'm going to say, yeah, he can hoop.. Moop not a hoop? Moop not a hoop? Hell. That athletic,
Starting point is 01:03:25 he can play all the positions. I'm going to say, yeah, he can hoop. Yeah, hell yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Dr. Frank L. Bellamy asks,
Starting point is 01:03:35 hey, Uncle Ocho, what are your thoughts? Jimmy Johnson being hired as Cowboy Advisory Board. Now, so, so now you want to take advice from him 30 years after the fact, after you fired him. Listen, the only advice that Jimmy Johnson needs to give Jerry is to take a back seat and let them boys do what they need to do.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Let Coach McCarthy do what he needs to do. Nobody needs any more added pressure from his voice on camera anymore. That's the advice. They say we left out Quavo. We left out Quavo and Adam Sandler. Oh, I forgot goddamn Quavo not a hoop. What?
Starting point is 01:04:18 And Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler can hoop for real? I thought he'd just be out there messing around. He can hoop hoop? Yeah. I gotta see some footage on Adam Sandler. I for real? I thought he'd just be out there messing around. He can hoop hoop? Yeah. Yeah, I got to see some footage on Adam Sandler. I know Quavo, that Quavo can go now. Mm-hmm. Red Hood asked, Uncle Nocho, what's up with the 49er fan base
Starting point is 01:04:38 always attacking teams that beat them bad, such as Eagles, Ravens, et cetera? They're always talking trash, but silent when they lose. Always talking trash but falling short. Are they the worst than the Cowboys fans? No, nobody's worse than the Cowboys fans. Nope. Nobody's worse than the Cowboys fans. Because the Cowboys, you know,
Starting point is 01:04:57 but see the thing is about the Cowboys fans, they're delusional. Oh, this guy will be out of here. This shit will be out of here. I guarantee you. But what's the reason behind that? Who continues to give the Cowboys fans the belief that this year is our year? Who is it that's always front
Starting point is 01:05:13 and center, making promises and those promises continue to get broken each and every year? Who's the issue? Who's the problem? True. And I love Cowboy... Hell, I love every goddamn body. But again,
Starting point is 01:05:33 just sit down. Take a back seat. Kick your feet up. Watch the game on your yacht. Keith Oliver has a question. Have you and your significant other ever snuck off during a family function
Starting point is 01:05:46 or an event to go hunt nah nah I got too many got too many kids for that shit boy ain't no sneaking off
Starting point is 01:05:54 yeah I ain't been to a family function man what family function boy ever since big mama big mama passed away yeah come on man
Starting point is 01:06:03 it ain't the same no more huh it ain't the same no more, huh? It ain't the same no more. You know that movie, though, Joe. You talking about family functions, man. Ever since my grandma passed away, it's not the same. It ain't the same way it used to be on Sundays, after church, everybody meeting at Big Mama's house, you know? Like the movie Soul Food. Like, I lived that growing up.
Starting point is 01:06:24 I actually lived how that movie was. That's how it was with my grandma. And when she passed away... Yeah. Second or fourth Sunday, everybody come home. Yeah, man. The structure and the discipline
Starting point is 01:06:32 of that family gathering, it was gone. Yeah. I miss them days, man. Yeah, I don't think we've been... I don't think we've been together as a family since Granny passed. That was 2011.
Starting point is 01:06:44 I don't think we've kind of gotten together family since granny passed out in 2011. I don't think we've kind of gotten together since then. Not all of us. And Roger Kennedy asked, if life wasn't so busy, would you consider settling down as a priority? I feel the same way in life. I think of you as a male Tracy Ellis Ross. Is she your type? Love the show and embrace the suck the toes.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Nah, Roger. The last part, no. No, we're not going to do that. Yes, I would. Right now, I just don't have the time. I mean, my time is devoted. I'm going to, you know, from ESPN and studying for that, nightcap, studying for that, club
Starting point is 01:07:21 prepping for that. I just don't have the time. And's you're right it's not a priority and i shouldn't make it a priority but right now my priority is work because i there are things that i want to accomplish um and who knows maybe i just might have a partner and there is no marriage that goes along with that but you get something would have happened to me you're taken care of um i'm not gonna make that mistake obviously i have a a a will and a state having a trust that's that's already been set up i'm not gonna make the mistake that so many other people have made so and i every so often i'm gonna update it um i just had it done last year
Starting point is 01:08:03 um going in probably hopefully by june lord spare my life going to update it, I just had it done last year. Going in probably hopefully by June, Lord spare my life, I'll update it again. You know, I like what you said about, you know, working and being devoted to the vision and what you're trying to accomplish. But all work and no play is not a good thing. That's not healthy. So, again, finding a partner, finding someone that you can make time for no matter how busy you are. Women love to use that excuse all the time. When you first meet somebody
Starting point is 01:08:29 and they love to hit you with it. Oh, I'm busy. Oh, I got this going on. You can make time in between all the stuff you have going on and you need that. That's something else we got to work. We got to work on you.
Starting point is 01:08:40 We got to work on that with you and always being busy and devoting all this time to just work whether it be nightcap whether it be club shea shea whether it be ESPN whether it be studying
Starting point is 01:08:51 so you can perfect your craft when you are on TV you got to have a little fun you got you got to you got to get your goddamn big toe and put it in the water
Starting point is 01:09:00 take that I thought you were talking about I thought you were talking about take that big toe and put it in somebody's mouth like hold told me i put i thought you might take that big toy put it in somebody's mouth like what you talking about man yeah i mean that's something that i need to do uh uh hell nah where you shot at
Starting point is 01:09:25 no I uh YK Cincinnati J said what kind of watch is that uh oh there it is what you got on there boy I got a little something you know I said I ain't arguing with nobody no more yeah
Starting point is 01:09:39 that's uh it's called a cotton candy cotton candy Rolex That's a Rolex Hold on hold on Let me let me go Let me see how Let me see how Let me let me google that Cotton candy Rolex
Starting point is 01:09:52 Hold on Let me see what them things run Yeah Yeah God damn Hey My agent My agent said look here here, stay offline.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Start arguing with people. Kat, I thought you said, you know, you said Kat told you that this was going to come your way. He said, go buy you something. I said, okay. Boy, that's about $200,000. What? Yeah, I ain't arguing with nobody. Every time I see my name pop up, I'm just going to go by and say, you know what? This will make me feel better. Yeah, just put the watch up there? Yeah, I ain't arguing with nobody. Every time I see my name pop up, I'm just going to go by and say, you know what?
Starting point is 01:10:25 This will make me feel better. Yeah, just put the watch up there. Yeah. I'm good enough. I already got my three or four more coming. Yeah. Damn. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Yeah. Well, shoot. Look. I got something coming for my boy, Cat, too. Hold on. I went and grabbed me a little black AP. Oh, you got that ceramic AP? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:47 You see that thing, huh? They got that ceramic AP? You see how that black gloss? You see how it gloss? I love that ceramic. Look, you see I got the ring to match, too. Yeah, I love that black ceramic. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:59 I want to get that blue one. They done got two. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got the blue one, too, now. Don't play now. Yeah, yeah. Business is booming over now. Don't play now. Yeah. Yeah, business is booming over here. Yeah, business is booming.
Starting point is 01:11:10 I might be cheap, but I know what to do. I know what to do. I know it's going to hold value. Oh, for sure. I know it's going to hold value. Huh? Yeah. I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
Starting point is 01:11:29 I had one of my friends, Autumn, she's like, hey, Shannon, you too big to argue now. Yeah. She said, people going viral making money off you. Let them have it. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see what you mean.
Starting point is 01:11:43 Well, let me do the arguing for you then. Okay. Go ahead. Take off. Yeah. I do the arguing for you. Let them have it. Okay, okay, okay. I see what you mean. Well, let me do the argument for you then. Okay, go ahead. Take off with me. I'll do the argument for you. So anybody have to address Unk from now on, just address me. Just address me and I'll do the argument for you. Yeah, I'm done with you. I ain't never too big for a little argument. But that's what I did. You know, got me a little
Starting point is 01:12:01 slump today. I got a little slump. I'm going to show y'all that. I'll show y'all that. I'll show y'all that next week. Next week, I got a little something, too. Got me a little. You know, I'll be with a little shopping. Little shopping spree.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Boy, you rich, boy. God damn. No, I got to say a little more.
Starting point is 01:12:20 I got to get my brother a gift. I got to surprise him. I can say that because I know he ain't watching. He sleep. He ain't watching. They tell me you do a good job. He watch Club Shady. He don't watch this. But I got to get
Starting point is 01:12:35 him something. I got him something coming. So I might have to hold off on one of the watches for myself to make sure he get what he's supposed to get. Because I got to get that. That's the number one priority. But I like, you know, I like my little cotton candy. Yeah, that thing, that knife, boy.
Starting point is 01:12:54 That thing, that knife. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done till Christmas time. I got a reason. Oh, Cho, they took 12 watches off me. I got to get my stash back. Yeah, you did. You told me about that. You told me about that.
Starting point is 01:13:07 Yeah. But we good. I got all love for everybody. Hey, bless. Hey, we good. I'm in a great place. Like I said, I'm good. I ain't got no beef with nobody.
Starting point is 01:13:23 I never had beef with anybody anyway. Anyway. But now, I just, I'm good. I ain't got no beef with nobody. I never had beef with anybody anyway. Anyway, but now I just, hey, I'm be the bigger person. Let y'all have y'all. Y'all say what y'all want to say. Yeah. Do what y'all want to do. Hey, I'll be all right.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Shit, I love it. That's going to be better than all right. Yeah. Ocho, we about, like I said, next year this time, Ocho. Hey, boy. But next year this time, I'm, boy But next year this time I'ma be on a yacht somewhere I'ma be doing a show from a yacht
Starting point is 01:13:50 I'ma be doing a show Ocho, for me, like A lot of this stuff that goes on behind the scenes They wanna sit down And talk to me in person You know what I'm saying, they wanna like, okay You know, what are we getting You know, what can we expect You know, so I got to go in there, you know what I'm saying they want it like okay you know what what what are we getting you know what can we expect you know so I got to go in there you know hey at the end of the day
Starting point is 01:14:10 they want to sit down and they want to talk you know they want to talk to me they want to see what I'm thinking and I want to see what they're thinking what is they're expecting from me this is what you're going to be able to get so I it's more than just you know people like okay all you do no no no no no no no it's a lot more that's going on uh between myself and ash and everybody you know a lot of people behind the volume but a lot of this is on ash and i play and so she's accepted that responsibility and i thank her for that uh her and i gave the stomach but uh but uh it's uh it stomach. it's been better than I hoped. But like I said, when Kat
Starting point is 01:14:52 told me that this... Like when you're a child and your grandma, your granddad, somebody tell you something and you don't believe it. But when Kat told me that, I heard I'm standing right there next to him. Jordan is standing right there. said Shannon they gonna come for you I'm like Kat I'm cool with everybody
Starting point is 01:15:10 he said you not fit to be he said you not gonna be they gonna come for you I said Kat I'm cool you ever heard my name he said no but you about to hear it right he ain't lie I ain't never I mean He said, no, but you about to hear it. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:26 He ain't lie. I ain't never. I mean, I mean, I found myself asking, asking myself. Is it really worth it? Sometimes it is. Sometimes I think about I think about what I'm able to do for my family and what i'm going to be able to do for others long time you know for me to get an opportunity to bring bubba dub to my platform but i'll get an opportunity to bring 520 to my platform there's going to be a couple of others that we're looking into to bring uh uh under the shape shape media umbrella to do that and to be able to give back to uh to my university first and foremost
Starting point is 01:16:10 uh savannah state and to be able to help our community yeah hell yeah it's worth it because what i'm going to be able to do is that i wouldn't be able to do if i didn't have this if i wasn't in this situation right so all that the criticism and all the negativity that comes along with it, when I wake up and realize what I'm going to be able to do in the very near future, I would do it a thousand times over. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:16:39 So I want to thank each and every one of you for joining us again for another episode of Nightcap. I want to thank each and every one of you for joining us again for another episode of Nightcap. I want to special thank Kai. Kai, I really appreciate you jumping on with us, bro. It was great. Ronaldinho, the great Brazilian. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Make sure you subscribe to the Nightcap podcast feed.
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Starting point is 01:17:23 But we're supposed to be getting a shipment in tomorrow or Wednesday, and we'll start filling the back orders. And so we'll get those out. So sometimes probably by the middle or the end of March, you'll have your bottle. Thank you again for that. We've also been nominated for an NAACP Image Award for the Arts, Sports, and Entertainment Outstanding Podcast.
Starting point is 01:17:44 We pinned that link please make sure you go vote for us thank you again for joining us uh guys thank you for everything that you've done for nightcap thank you for everything that you've done for club shea shea i greatly greatly appreciate it and it's thanks to you guys that all of this is possible. We're back at it again on Wednesday. Tune in. Don't miss it. Thank you. I'm out. Oh!
Starting point is 01:18:14 I'm your favorite sports uncle, Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite number 85 route runner extraordinaire. Ringles, Ring of Famer, Hall of Famer, Pro Bowler, All Pro, Liberty City's own Chad Ochocinco Johnson. We're out. and the best analysis delivered by the time you get your coffee. The show hits every single game every single week, but I can't do it alone, so I'm bringing in all the big guns from NFL media like Colleen Wolfe.
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