Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Deion Sanders claps back, How to handle ungrateful women
Episode Date: May 3, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss Shedeur and Deion Sanders making waves online by clapping back at Colorado haters, dealing with ungrateful partners and much more! 3:00 - Deion and ...Shedeur Sanders clap back online 13:00 - Woman goes viral for wanting 5-7 thousand dollar allowance 45:00 - Spell-O-Cinco 51:45 - Dunk on Unc 01:05:45 - Q and Ayyyy (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) Â Â Â Â Â #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The homie Deion Sanders and Shadur clapped back at Colorado critics.
First, Colorado safety Xavier Smith said that Sanders never tried to get to know him and that Coach Prime was destroying guys' confidence and belief in themselves.
Shadur went on the offensive post that Smith had to be mid at best.
That prompted predictable social media back and forth
culminating in Colorado receiver Caleb Mathis
posting a video of himself beating Smith in practice.
Smith's new teammate at Austin Peay, Jaheim Warren, posted
Mathis had only 38 receiving yards in 2023.
Deion Sanders reposting Warren's career stat with the observation lord jesus
hey you know what to me again all in good fun again the topic we just had not long ago
where it comes to trash talk you can say whatever you want As long as you talk the talk,
you got to be able to walk the walk.
Nobody should be able
to destroy your confidence.
This is a game of football.
Nobody should be able
to destroy your confidence
because that's the first thing
you got to have
in order to play it in the get-go.
Right.
The first thing you got to have.
You got to be confident in what you do. You got to be confident what you do you got to be confident
in your abilities no matter what nobody say how words gonna destroy your confidence i don't i don't
care who it comes from whether it be coaches whether it be partners would it be fans nobody
should be able to get to you as long as you believe in your craft and your game and you work on it. That's it.
The back and forth.
Prime defending his son.
That's his son.
And Shador going to defend his dad.
And he going to defend his daddy.
That's life.
That's in general.
And it had nothing to do with the coaches and the players.
That's in life in general.
If someone says something to your daughters or your sons, you defend them.
If somebody says something to my daughters or my sons or people say something about me, you know, they defend i'm one i don't care they ain't got to say anything about me because i don't even care but in general just
for my kid you you protect your kids the kids normally nine times out of ten protect the
parents that's that's all that was that's it you know
Time said something
very interesting
he was on
All The Smoke podcast
and he said that
he thought
the people that
that he loved the most
and the people that he spoke
the highest of
would protect him
those are the people
that's been most
outspoken against him but that's that's us yeah
that's yeah always it's always been that way you you've never heard pat mcafee say anything
negative about joe rogan you never heard joe rogan so it's anything negative about pat mcafee
and so forth and so on but it's us it's us they don't don't say when have you ever
heard somebody
say something negative
about Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan has been
at the top of the food chain
for a decade
look how many guys
left Alabama
in the transfer portal
guys leave all the time
guys have left
Coach Saban
while Coach Saban was there now if you
want to say shannon this is an outlier coach saving is leaving they feel things going to be
different they want to go somewhere right i will grant you that right but a lot of guys have left
coach saving and gone into the portal but it just seems look and i and the thing that i told and i
talked with time today and i talked to him from time to time.
And I won't get too specific of what we talked about.
I say, Ty, this ain't about your kids.
This is about you.
It's about you.
If Shador played like he played and his dad was Joe Lampshade. He wouldn't receive this vitriol.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
At all.
Not at all.
You know what?
But I would have loved to have seen.
I want to see Peyton Manning and see how they would have responded to Peyton or Eli, knowing that his dad was Archie.
I just want, I just, because that's what i like to see because
i like to have it's hard to say what it's like without having a compare a a comparison oh you
know what i'm saying yes sir but i don't well i don't think peyton has uh social media i don't
think what you call him has uh eli has social media so it's it's really it's really hard to say but i know we are
the hardest on people that look like us yeah always and so it's always been that way it probably
will always be that way until we're all in one accord and the most difficult part is trying to
get us all in one accord because we all march to the beat of our own drum. We all think we're always right.
We always, always have an opinion
on how we should have done things
or how we would have done things
if the opportunity presented itself
or if we were in that individual shoes.
Always.
I mean, listen, it's unfortunate,
but it's always been the nature
of our people in general.
You know, it is what it is.
You just get to a point.
For me, I listen to people's opinions, some good, some bad.
Some I remember, some I don't.
Most of the time, it's people that have never been in a position,
it's people that have never been in a position that always have the wildest ideas and thoughts on what they would have done if they were in said position everybody got great ideas with your money
man don't don't don't get me started on that i got a great idea man this is what you should do
okay let me ask you a question what you're doing with your money? Nah, man, I'm just saying if I had your money. No, tell me what you
because here's the thing. If you blow your money, you'd have blown mine.
If you can't handle, what makes you think if you can't handle
20,000, 50,000 that you can handle 5 million?
Because see, bad
habits, see, small small habits turning large habits
that's why you correct mistakes small things so they don't become big things
so this notion man if i had that i'm looking at you right now i already know how to be
but i but i've i've never been when I look and I see guys around
I'm motivated by their success
I'm not envious of it
I'm motivated
I'm like man I can do that
I can do that
and like
for the first time
in a very long time I had somebody that looked like me to help me
that's steven yeah he had them to build graphics to show club shake he talks about club shake he
talks about nightcap they build graphic let that sink in they have nothing they don't distribute
anything club show or nightcap.
But he had them do that for me.
When I was on the network
that was distributing it,
they did nothing.
They didn't even mention it.
They didn't advertise it.
He did that.
It's a ball game.
He did that.
I'm not envious of his success.
He's not envious of my success.
The first thing he told me,
he said, bro, be you.
Be you.
You know more football
than I possibly know.
That's dope.
That's live.
You don't get too many people
like that now.
Hell no.
You don't get too many people
like that.
Hell to the no nope nope but you know
got when guys like okay what do i i have i mean if i can help
okay this is what you do you know cam cam like hey i need i want to talk to you about something
okay fine what's up i said well this this is kind of how we do it we do it like this kind of do it like that because I want all of us to be successful I'm not I'm not I don't worry about anybody else
well what about look we do what we do y'all do what y'all do Ocho and I gonna do what we do
on nightcap I'm gonna do what I do on club shea shea and we're gonna keep it moving yeah but I
don't I don't get envious of anybody that you you know, Stephen A. And I look at, think about it, Stephen A., HBCU.
Myself, HBCU.
Strahan, HBCU.
Three of the most prominent voices on television, HBCU.
Myself, Barkley.
Rural South Georgia, rural Alabama.
Well, ain't nothing but rural.
Ain't no city in Alabama.
Everything is rural as Alabama. Think about it. If, ain't nothing but rural. Ain't no city in Alabama. Everything is rural.
That's Alabama.
Think about it.
If somebody from, what they call you, they call you a Bama.
They don't call anybody else that.
They ain't a Bama.
What's a Bama?
So all y'all go by the jump of the chat, man, you know, what about Birmingham?
Country, rural.
Anyway, look at Barkley.
Heavy colloquial dialect. Myself.
Talk with a list.
Bro,
you can do it.
Like I said, I'm happy. I'm excited
for anybody that looks like me
that can have success.
I understand.
See, if you understand
the rules, you can be good at any game.
I already know what I'm working.
I like that.
I don't make excuses.
I go get it done.
See,
I'm going to make it.
So we're going to have so many views.
We're going to have so many downloads.
The sponsor is going to have no choice,
but to come see you.
Advertisers are going to have no choice,
but to come see you.
How can they not?
That's what we do.
That's our job. That's on me
and you.
If you build, they will come.
There it is.
There it is.
Oh, Joe.
Yes, sir. This woman has a
very interesting request for
her man. Let's take a listen to what she had to say.
How much
money does he have to make per year?
At least $100,000.
Going to 50-50 or
someone who fully provides?
Fully provides. What does that
mean to you? That I would
have an allowance. How much would
that look like for you? I would
say like $7,000, $5,000.
A month?
Or a year? She needs $5,000 to $7,000 a month. A month? Per month. Or a year?
She needs 5,000 to 7,000 a month. A month?
A month?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
But she said the guy has to make
at least 100,000 a year.
So if you're only making 100,000 a year
and he has to give you 7,000 to 5,000 a month,
now I ain't no goddamn math major,
but he ain't going to have shit left over to do.
Now see,
I love,
I love,
I love,
I love her ideas.
I love her,
her enthusiasm.
But at some point,
delusion and reality
is going to set in.
Delusion and reality
is going to set in at some point.
There are certain,
there are certain women
that can command and warrant
that type of...
What's the word I'm looking for?
That can warrant that type of...
That kind of stipend monthly.
Yeah, yeah.
They're out there.
They're out there.
But at some point in life...
Not her.
Yeah. Not her. I? Not her. Yeah.
Not her.
I didn't know how to say it in a nice way.
I was trying to...
You got to guide me here.
I'm trying not to...
I don't want to piss nobody off.
I know what you're saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's be all the way 100.
Think about it.
A guy that makes that...
Okay.
Let's just say for the sake of argument,
100,000.
Right.
That's going to put him somewhere in the 20 to 24% tax.
So in other words,
he's going to,
so he's making a hundred thousand.
If I put him into 22% tax bracket,
that's $20,000 that he's already lost.
So now he's down to 80,000.
If I put him into 24% tax bracket,
that's 84,000.
He's done.
That's a 24,000.
So he's down to 76,000.
Let's just say for the sake of argument
i give her 5 000 a month 5 000 times 12 that's 60 so now he's down to 16 000 now he's supposed
to pay his bills his mortgage or his rent a car payment make his make ends meet for him
on 16 000 now how big of a damn food does she sell? Yeah. They don't break it down the way you just broke it down.
It's just the thought of it.
It's the thought of he has to make this much
and this is how much I want.
I don't think women in general
actually break down the figures.
They just see a set amount
and won't say a set amount
and just you got to figure out
everything else on your own.
But the chances of these hypotheticals actually happening, because for one, you got to be able to get a guy that's in that bracket or that 1% to deal with you.
That's the hard part.
And if you do get them, how do you keep them to get them to be able to do some of the things that you want to do?
That shit is difficult.
Ocho,
what's the likelihood of her spending five to seven thousand a month?
You're asking for something
you don't even do for your damn self.
You see what I'm talking about, Ocho?
Everybody has an idea.
Oh, I want this.
You buy your own self a Birkin?
You buy your own self a Big Body Benz?
Bentley? All right. A Lambo truck? Oh, well. want this you buy your own self a berkin you buy your own self a big body band bentley all right
lambo lambo truck oh well you live in a you live in a a million dollar condo yeah but you but that's the expectation based on what now i need hello tell me what you're bringing to the table now i
need if you're coming to the picnic i need you to bring something more to your appetite what does she bring the napkins bring something but you but what's the but see here's the thing the expectations let's be all
the way real with this now let's have a real honest candid conversation now i don't have a
problem okay well shally look look this is what i you know blah blah blah i need this i need this
okay fine let's be reasonable right about this
i got you know i i do good shannon do good for himself yeah i've taken care of my right right
but bro i'm like hold on wait a minute now the way i operate, I like to give.
I'm a giver.
Same, same.
That's why I'm a provider.
Same.
I'm a giver.
Same.
But I need to know it's appreciated.
Because the one thing that I hate from a person more than anything is ungratefulness. Yeah.
Now, if you want to see Shannon's School, let me think for one second.
Right.
You being ungrateful for what I'm doing.
I'm going to give her to an extent.
Because what you can't do is you can't come in my world and then outspend the way I spend.
Yes.
That make sense?
Yes. That make sense? Yes.
What I'm going to do is,
what I do every month
is I have a monthly budget.
I have a monthly budget.
I did this even when I was in the league.
I had a monthly budget,
as crazy as it may sound.
I'm not going over that budget
come hell or high water.
I don't care who it is.
Ever. Now, if I don't go over that budget come hella high water i don't care no it is ever now if if i don't go over that budget let's say in september and that married and that that money carry over like some minutes
like you you know you have um yeah yeah yeah they roll over the next month. Okay, now, boom. Baby, look here.
I got a little extra.
I ain't really go over budget last month.
So here go whoop-de-whoop or whatever it may be.
Now, I can't deal with you.
You got some women.
Again, I say it all the time.
And fellas, you understand who you're dealing with.
Know what you're dealing with.
There are some women that are salary cap casualties.
And you'll try to force yourself dealing with certain women.
And you think spinning and spinning and spinning and spinning just to garner their attention is the way to go.
But all you're doing is you're running yourself ragged in the ground.
And you fucking up the cap space.
You fuck you up the cap space,
you know,
chasing after
a liability.
It happens.
It happens,
Ochoa B.
This all,
you make X amount.
What that got to do
with you?
You notice what you said?
Ochoa,
I told,
I told what,
I said,
you don't,
think about what you,
what did you just say?
I said,
you make X amount.
Say that again. I want you to say it about what you, what did you just say? I said, you may X amount. Say that again.
I want you to say it slowly.
You, who is you?
Me, not you.
Yeah.
I mean, it's, listen, the game is, the game has always been the game.
The game has always been a game.
And no matter who you are, no matter how you try to say it or splice it or make it, you got to pay to play the game.
You got to pay to play, no matter what.
Whether it be relationship, I don't care what title you put, relationship, or my boyfriend, girlfriend, you have to pay to play.
It's just the way it is.
But see, here's the thing.
Oh, man, first of all, you paying directly or indirectly.
Indirectly.
You take it out to eat.
You paying for something.
Always.
Because if she laying with you and you're not doing with her, she a bigger damn food than I thought she was.
Yeah.
Because ain't no way.
Hey, I tell my daughters all the time.
He got to do something.
I'm not saying he got to be
able to do for you like i am because clearly the likelihood of him being in the same position
but he got to do something right right right and i know it's well listen i i like what she said
is i i don't want to call it delusion but it's not realistic now what she can do which most do
on twitter is they obviously say
some of these same things they're not they're not going 50 50 with no man well you're not going 50
50 50 with no man but then that means you're paying 100 everything so i mean that that makes
no sense oh joe keep talking i gotta go back i gotta come back i'll come back down okay uh
chat what y'all, what y'all think
about the 50-50 situation?
Women, ladies in the chat,
yes, no.
How you feel about it?
Because if you're not willing
to go 50-50
and understanding that
I think both of you
working in unison as one
to find a common goal
to be able to live comfortable
instead of putting all the onus and
pressure on a guy depending on on his status and what he's bringing in as far as revenue is
concerned month to month or every two weeks or however you get paid i i would i would hope
you you would want to you know hold your end of the bargain.
But some can do that and some don't.
There are some women that probably don't have to pay anything.
They don't have to pay any bills.
And if you're fortunate to be in that situation, kudos to you.
Kudos to you.
I think it's dope.
But I don't see anything wrong with going 50-50, but just having the guy do everything,
it puts the women in a position to me as having no leverage. As a woman, you have no leverage if
a guy is doing everything. If he's doing everything and you don't really contribute to anything,
he has all the power, he has all the leverage. And I think for women, the leverage and power for you is in your ability
to be independent, to be independent if need be and really not need him. And if he does have,
and he's able to do for you, I think it's a plus. Allowing him to lead, allowing him to be the man
that he is and do the things that are necessary or what a man is supposed to do with a woman.
I think that's cool. When you have a man that just to do with a woman, I think that's cool.
When you have a man that just does everything,
to me, I think it just takes away all the woman's leverage.
Don't look at that with you.
You act shady with me, I keep it.
What? Hey.
Yeah, that's the first Pharrell Williams collection.
They actually...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You brought that with somebody and they messed up?
Sure. Who handed it in?
Hey, boy.
Hey, that little speedy bag, that's about 9,000.
You know that, right?
Hey, look at the old show.
This here, it was criminal.
It was criminal for somebody.
Let me see what they messed up on.
They were crippled for somebody.
Let me see what they messed up on.
That was YSL?
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Sure.
I don't think I won't keep it.
Hey. Hey.
Hey, see, man, they got, man. Oh, Joe. Oh, see, they ain't...
Man, they got...
Man.
Oh, Joe.
Oh, what size...
I can tell you...
I can look at that and tell you.
I can tell you what size that is right there.
That's a seven, huh?
Hey.
Hey, show out on Shea if you want to.
Hey, that's a size...
Hey, that's a size seven, I bet, huh?
Yeah, right there.
No, yeah.
Just take it out. Take it.
Just take it out.
Take it out.
Well, Uncle, you got a whole lot of gifts.
But they've been messing up for real.
Did I tell you I have real hair?
Man, y'all, hey.
Show off.
I keep it.
Yeah, but Uncle, who that was for?
Man, don't worry about it.
I don't know who it was for.
What else was that? Did I get anything else? it. I don't know who it was for. What else was that?
Did I get anything else?
Nah.
Hey, boy, you going to be bullshitting, huh?
I left the other two upstairs.
I'll show you all of them next week.
Hey, you going to be bullshitting?
I'll eat it.
You going to be playing on it?
You ain't going to talk.
No, no, no, no.
I'll eat it.
I'll eat it.
Before I give it to somebody that's ungrateful, you ask a damn fool, think I won't?
I'll eat it.
I like that.
Hey, you be standing on business.
I like that.
I'm too good to a mofo to let them talk crazy and reckless to me.
Oh.
No.
No.
Hell to the no.
They got slick at the mouth?
You see that's what you said out there?
I got some other Louis Vuitton bags upstairs
too. Hey, boy, hey.
Hey, I'm proud
of you, boy. I'm proud of you. Matter
of fact, remember, hell,
I was beefing.
I don't know.
Hey. What? Look at that.
Hey, you know. Sell me that.
Sell me that.
Sell me that. Nope. that. Sell me that.
Nope.
Why not?
What you want?
What you want?
Okay.
We can talk business online.
I seen you 7,000 for it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Huh?
No.
They ain't got no more.
I can get one now.
I know.
I know.
I'm in Miami.
I bet you won't get it for that.
I bet you won't get it for that.
Hey, I'm in Miami. I bet you won't get it for that. I bet you won't get it for that. Hey, I'm in Miami.
I bet you won't get it for that.
We boost the capital.
Don't do that.
You ain't going to get it for that.
Hey, well, I don't stand no business,
but I like that.
Yeah.
With you?
For sure.
Yours is different.
You see how you can just cut them off
and okay, that's how you feel.
Now, when I'm beefing with this one in here,
because of you,
we created a monster.
So sometimes she get beside herself.
Hey,
we ain't been following each other for about three weeks.
We just got back good today.
That's why I wasn't tripping.
Yeah.
Man, shoot.
Matter of fact, when she messed up...
Hold on up I had
I had
I had it rounded and everything
I had it chugged like criminal prep
Listen now with it now
Like her punishment
I can't get mad
I can't leave
So I just
No sex
No sex
Oh yeah
It's another one Yeah chat No sex. Huh? No sex. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hold on.
It's another one?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, chat.
Yeah. So, me and Rhea, we've been beefing like the past two, three weeks.
I unfollowed on Instagram, unfollowed on Twitter, you know, walking through the house.
I ain't even saying nothing.
I was sleeping in here.
I slept in here.
Like, I slept in here because I wasn't going to sleep in the room with her because you know how women like, they like to, they like to school forward.
You know what I mean?
When they school forward on you or they put a leg on you.
Like I wanted to like stand on business and let you know I'm not here for the drama.
I'm not here for the organ.
I'm not here for that.
Like I got to deal with you the rest of my life.
I got to, I got to set some boundaries.
So boom, I had to stand on business. So I slept in my game room.
Yeah. So we just got, after three weeks, we just got cool today, you know? And if you follow me
on Twitter, you saw what I made, you saw what I made her pay me just for me to follow her back.
And she think she in there staying up the night
because she really think,
okay, because we back cool again.
She really think
she finna get some.
No, sir.
No, sir.
I'm standing on business.
You won't get none of this.
Hell nah.
Talking slick to me
about the toilet seat being up.
What?
Toilet seat? All I do?
You can't put the seat
down?
Not I. Three weeks.
We just got back cool today.
But she won't get none of this.
No, sir.
And got the nerve to talk.
Oh, I don't want you.
I don't want your little dick ass anyway.
Well, bye.
Three minute ass, Nick.
Okay, well, bye.
I don't play.
I don't play that.
I'm Ocho.
I'm always be Ocho.
I don't care.
I ain't trying to hear all that. I don't care. I ain't trying to hear
all that. I don't care how good you look.
Shit, I look good enough for two.
Baby!
Are you
still up?
Yeah, I was just
talking about you.
I just told everybody your business
too.
Tell Real to come to the thing
Hey, ump said come here yo
Put your bonnet on or something
Yeah, hey fellas
Y'all gotta stand on business like I did
Three weeks, nothing
Endgame gave up nothing boy
Hold on, she coming.
Hey, chat.
Fellas, y'all staying strong out there, man.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Where you at?
Yo. He waiting on you
Now if you gonna be part of the show
When we call you got to come now
Come on
Come on man
You got me all night
Looking at hot mess
Look at the rail
Who you got that for?
I reported. They be
talking reckless, Rae. They can't get no
gift. They talk reckless.
Okay. Look at it.
All y'all trying to buy this.
Okay.
I gotta connect who already.
Okay, okay. Hey, we gotta connect
already. You gonna try to put
your upcharge on it.
Oh, you know
what the price is? I know what the price is.
Yeah. I know
upcharge.
What up?
My little son got it.
I'm about to put
this on eBay.
Look at the rail.
Okay.
You got to step your shoe game up.
Not me.
This is a woman's side.
That's a seven, ain't it?
I bet that's a seven.
Talk reckless.
You can't.
How are you going to talk reckless to me?
I already told you I got you something.
I got somebody for you.
I got somebody for you. I got somebody
for you, Unc.
They ain't gonna talk reckless to you.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Rampy.
I told you I had one just like you, Ramp.
That's why I knew what it called. Well, who you gonna give it to, Unc?
Shelly got one of my bags. I know Shelly got one because I had one just like you, Real. That's why I knew what it called. Well, who you going to give it to, Unc? Shelly got one of my bags.
I know Shelly got one because I had one in there.
A limited edition LV bag.
Unc, you showing out.
The women really going to be in your DM tonight.
They ain't going to be in no DM.
Unc, you done already said you take care of the bills and, you know.
Oh, I do if
my thing
real
I'm very simple
um
we get together
I'm like okay
this is what I need from you
understand that hey
I work hard
and there gonna be times
that I'm not gonna
I'm gonna be less than attentive
but you know
women are emotional creatures
a lot of women don't understand that because they want your attention.
Okay.
Everybody don't have that mindset because they so in love.
You got to pull back some.
Look, I've waited my life
I never wanted to be a businessman real
when I was a business owner when I was young
and so it wasn't until I got
into my like late 40s 50s
I was like you know what I think I can be a business
owner and now
it's starting to shake it's starting
to take form that's what I have to tell Chad
because I don't
I don't compartmentalize i don't
i don't multitask right what i'm good at i'm great at but i don't do a whole lot of things really
well but at least you're like shelly can do this shelly can can can be on a call and she's sending
an email and she's listening what i gotta say i can't do that i got one thing i'm i'm the business woman and he always want my attention
i'm like baby i gotta focus i got i just told him we've been beefing the past week yeah because he
want me to show all my attention to him oh don't you know he wanted me to get up and cook breakfast
at four o'clock in the morning man you lost this damn mind, my real. He lost his damn mind. All of it.
Good night, y'all.
All right, Ray, I have a good one. You see that?
Now, that's why we've been
beefing for three weeks.
Man, ain't nobody getting up and cooking your ass no breakfast
at no four o'clock. I wake up at 5 a.m.
every morning. The only time.
That's okay.
Before you got with me, you knew my routine.
So why would you say, why would you want to be and
live with me knowing i get up at 5 a.m every morning no yeah listen she got that was once
that's one time that's one time it's been it's been four years rail go get some uh go get to
make muffins from uh mcdonald's them. That's what you think I did.
I woke up early, right?
I woke up at four in the morning.
I was like, oh man, I'm hungry.
Like I just, hey, hold on.
But I did it.
You know how you slick, you know how you slick yarn?
And you stress, you be like,
oh man, I'm hungry.
Like that was the hint.
That was the hint, right?
I rolled over.
Baby, you up? i ain't hit nothing i i nustered you say what's up i say man yeah but you know i'm hungry i ain't getting no response
so i if i realize they meet you listen I caught attitude I caught attitude
by that time
it was about 445
about 5 o'clock
McDonald's was open
I walked outside
got in the car
went to McDonald's
got my little break
got my little hot case
got my sausage
at McMuffin
got my orange juice
and came back
ain't said nothing
to her at all
since
three weeks ago
until today.
No, yesterday.
Yesterday.
Matter of fact,
when I was at the hotel yesterday
and she popped in,
that was the first time.
And she thought everything was sweet
because we kind of rekindled, right?
Yeah.
And I'm following on all socials.
So, I told her,
I'm not following you back
until you send me some money.
So, I made her send me
five grand today
boom
she sent the money
so tonight
she thinks she slick
she thinks she finna get some
and I could chat
we family
I could talk to y'all
oh she
you gonna stall her
she ain't getting shit
what none of this
no sir
no sir
no sir
I got like
I have to set a precedent
if I don't set a precedent then she
gonna think well all I gotta do is this
well all I gotta do is this
and then he gonna cave in or he gonna give in
oh you ain't getting in these panties
no sir
yeah
but Ocho I did
look I've been very
fortunate to have some
women in my life. One
in particular. What two?
Cook.
She could be a chef.
I'm talking about
French toast, pancakes,
waffles, you
name it. If you
go to any restaurant, she could go to the
restaurant and she could taste it.
And know how to do it. She could taste it and say, I can make this.
Really?
Hey, with no recipe and nothing?
All she got to do, all she got to do is go look at it and let her taste it.
Right.
And you come home the next day, she made what you had last night or the weekend at that restaurant.
That's crazy, boy.
That's skill.
I'm talking about eggs.
I'm talking about eggs, Benedict.
I'm talking about French toast so fluffy
it's like you're eating a clock.
And you know me.
F'd it up.
Wait, she messed it up or you messed it up?
I F'd it up.
Well, listen, this is the thing about messing up.
In life, we all deserve second chances.
So you can still revert back and try to make things right.
That's the good thing.
That's the good thing about life.
Think about it now.
I don't know.
I know.
I know.
Don't let your pride and ego.
Don't let your pride and ego get in the way of finding or losing someone special.
Now, if you feel a certain way about her,
I mean, put your pride
and ego aside and, you know.
No, I'm prideful.
I know. Oh, God.
Ain't no, we ain't got time
to be prideful.
Standing on business.
Hold on. You can't stand
on business if you messed up
yeah but I hear the thing oh I'm I'll be honest with you Ocho I don't think I've ever been in
the situation and I've spun the block you ain't never spent a block man uncle you ain't had no
real idiot man that's why man you ain't had no oh my bad the terminology just i'm sure you understand you
ain't had no real idiot yeah you get you you get you one of them eat one of them eaters you know
your favorite eater you you're gonna spin the block man a few times yeah oh yeah you're gonna
yeah hey oh you know me man i just like bad a it is what it is yeah
that's enough.
I ain't talking about no, no.
Y'all trying to get emotional, huh?
Yeah.
See, what y'all trying to do is try to make me suffer a nostalgic breakdown.
And I ain't fit to do that.
So that ain't happening.
That ain't happening.
I ain't fit to do it.
I ain't fit to do it.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
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Now it's time for
favorite segment of the night.
Fellow Cinco.
Oh, yeah.
Damn, I left
with my hat at, man.
There you go.
Chad, I got y'all tonight, Chad, baby. You got us again? Chad, I got y'all tonight, Chad, baby.
You got us again?
Chad, I got y'all tonight.
Well, check this out on y'all.
These words are really, really, I mean.
Don't do that.
Don't say they easy.
Easy, P.
Don't say they easy.
Don't do that.
The Boston Garden was known for its parquet floor.
Parquet.
Parquet?
Yep.
The Boston Garden was known for its parquet.
Parquet.
I mean, listen.
They've butchered the English language so bad.
I'm going to go with the way it sounds.
And I'm hoping it's right.
Parquet.
P-A-R-K-A-Y.
Wrong.
Damn.
P-A-R-Q-U-E-T.
Parquet.
So it's spelled like bouquet too.
So, okay.
Yep.
I'm like, God damn.
That was a two-way go
but I would have had no idea
it was Q-U-E-T
my bad
okay
you got me on that one
that was a tricky one
it was a simple one
but tricky one
yes
Elijah Wan
Hakeem
the dream
Elijah Wan
I understand I don't understand a thing.
A lie.
Olajuwon.
O-L-L
E
J-U
Juan
J-U-A-N
I know that's wrong.
I don't know how to spell Elijah Juan.
O-L-A
J-U-W-O-N
Damn.
I know how to spell it because he's one of my favorite players growing up.
He and Larry Bird.
Okay, Ocho.
People would describe you as miserly.
Miserly.
The word is miserly.
People would describe me as miserly?
Yes.
Thrifty.
Frugal.
Miserly.
Miserly.
My.
It could be M-I or it could be M-Y.
My.
My. My.
I'm going to go with I.
M-I-S-E-R-L-Y.
Yo!
I knew it was either M-Y and I just, okay.
Let's go, boy.
Let's go, boy.
Let's go. Boy, chat, let's go, boy. Let's go, boy. Let's go.
Boy, chat, this means so much to me.
Let's go.
How about this?
Boyer.
Who?
The word is boyer.
Boyer?
Yes.
That's easy.
V-O-Y-E-R.
Boyer.
V-O-Y-E-R. Boyer. What are you talking about, Ann? B-O-Y-E-E-R. Go ahead. V-O-Y-E-R.
Voyeur.
What are you talking about, Ann?
V-O-Y-E-U-R.
Voyeur.
How about this one?
Fly Ting.
Who?
Fly Ting.
Fly Ting?
Yes.
It's a contest of poetic insults in the 15th century Scotland.
Actually, it's ancient rap battles.
Fly ting.
Fly ting.
But that's easy, huh?
Go ahead.
Fly ting.
F-L-Y-T-I-N-G.
Correct.
Yeah!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, boy!
And the last but not least,
your bonus.
This is what we do.
This is what we do.
You talk about.
Euphoria.
Huh?
Euphoria.
Euphoria.
It's a feeling or a state
of intense excitement,
happiness.
Shout out to K-Dot,
Kendrick Lamar.
That's easy, man.
Go ahead.
Because I, man,
I battled Kendrick before.
Go ahead. I battled Kendrick in LA
On Bloods
Dude talk about
Euphoria
EU
PHO
Oh shit
Hold on
There's a you in there somewhere
I just forgot where to put that motherfucker
There's a you in there
Oh god hold on
Let me take my glasses off now
euphoria let me think euphoria
there's a you and there's a you in it right
i mean you spell it i know tell me because i i know it's not i know the four year ain't going in p-h-o-r-a i mean r-a-r-a-a i mean you know i'm
trying to say p-h-o-r-i-a there's a u in there the u is silent i just don't know where to put it
what you think
i'm not a spelling bee champ i couldn't even think I'm going to just do it
Euphoria
E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A
Yep
E-P-H-E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A
Oh yeah I got it
Let me do one more
Matter of fact
If I get this
on the right, I get real something tonight.
That's it.
That was your bonus.
I want one more because I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Give me one more.
So right now, you won
one, two,
you three out of five.
Let's go, boy. that's the best you've done
nah I done had
a five for five night now
nah you ain't never had no five for five
yeah chat chat that was
for y'all chat
now it's time for dunk
on unk
hold on let me go back to my notes.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me go back to my notes.
I feel good tonight.
I feel good tonight.
Let's go, point.
Here we go.
I had to take my glasses off so I could read.
My eye is getting bad.
All right, chat.
First question for Unk.
Chat, please make sure you watch his eyes and watch his hands.
Okay?
First question.
What player led the league in rushing in 1995?
What player, NFL that is, led the league in rushing in 1995.
TV rookie year.
Chat, he's looking at the ceiling like Marlon Brando.
Oh, my goodness.
1995.
Chat, just make sure you watch his eye. Watch his hands from your angle on your end.
Don't look at the chat.
Chat, don't write the answers, chat.
Chat, don't make it easy on him
because if you write the answers,
he's going to look at the chat
and then he's going to know.
I mean, look,
I was with TD.
TD didn't lead the league in rushing,
plus he missed the last three games.
Curtis Martin also came in that year.
He didn't lead the league in rushing,
but he was rookie of the year.
95.
You want me to give you a hint? He was
a dirty bird.
No, he wasn't.
Dirty bird, nah. Jamal
Anderson never led the league in rushing. The year
he came close, TD led the league
in rushing with 2008, so I know that's
a lie.
I don't know. You're looking
at that ceiling. I know you got a computer
up there somewhere.
You got all kind of gadgets in that house, man.
It's one of
these. I want to say
I don't
know. Emmitt Smith.
You do that every time, man man you do that every time man
you do that every time
you always say
you sit here
wait 30 minutes
then say oh I don't know
and then say the right answer
now you be
you over there cheating man
hell nah
hell nah
hey chat
hey chat man
something is up chat
I told y'all to keep
an eye out man
oh Joe
I'm looking up
at the ceiling
ain't no answers
on the ceiling.
You got somethings up there.
Some type of projector or something.
Somebody's sending you some type of signal.
Look, Emmitt won the Super Bowl.
A lot of times when he won the Super Bowl,
he led the league in rushing.
Am I correct?
I'm not buying that.
I took my sunglasses off. I know the lights are really
bright right here in front of me. I know a lot of people say, why the hell you always
wearing glasses? Because the lights are really bright. But I took my glasses off just so I can
keep an eye on you so I can see what's going on, trying to figure out how you always get these
answers. There's something on that ceiling in there. You got me. Something on that ceiling. Okay.
Question number two.
What is
the extra third step that is
permitted after basketball
players halt their dribble?
What is it called?
A Euro step? Nope. Listen to me now.
What is the extra
third step that
is permitted after basketball players halt their dribble? What is the extra third step that is permitted after basketball players
halt their dribble?
What is the terminology
for the step that is loud
after you stop your dribble?
A Euro step.
So you're going with Euro step?
I'm going with Euro.
I have a question.
Is there a difference between a Gatherstep and a Eurostep?
I don't know.
Chat.
Look at the definition.
Chat, help me out here because the answer was Gatherstep.
Now, I know what the euro step is you know
and i'm not sure what the gather step is but i it euro is euroing and i'm sure gather step
me euro is not the same thing chat what do you think i need a little help here
it's true euro step is different than a gather. Oh, well, you got that one wrong.
Gather step was the correct answer you were looking for, Mr. Sharp.
Question number three.
What player was stabbed 11 times
in 2000,
but still went on to play every game
of the 2000-2001 season?
Paul Pierce.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's a good one.
And I gave you that.
I gave you that one, a little lenient, a little easy one, just to give you a little confidence to bring you on back down on the next question.
I'm two for three, Ocho.
I'm two for three.
Here we go.
You ain't going to know this one.
What Arena League football team did Kurt want to play for?
Yeah.
Iowa Barnstormers.
Motherfuckers.
Damn it.
How you knew that?
Oh, yo.
I plugged the computer in.
Once I plugged that computer in, the high-speed internet kick in.
It's over with you.
You're going to get this wrong, though.
You're going to get this wrong.
Chaps, stay with me now.
Name the five NFL coaches
that have been traded.
Name five NFL coaches
that have been traded.
They played for...
Five?
Five NFL coaches
that actually played the game
that were traded from the team that they were on somewhere else
bill parcells okay bill belichick okay sean payton
because they had to give up draft compensation to the Saints because he was still
under contract.
Lord have mercy.
John Gruden.
Yeah.
We got him.
We got him,
but he's not going to chat.
He's looking around.
You still looking at that ceiling,
huh?
Yeah.
Cause that's how you do.
You have that side.
A lot of people process information.
They look up.
Oh my goodness.
Who else?
Who else?
Chat watching,
watching on your end chat.
Y'all might have a different angle than i do
oh my goodness yeah yeah yes a hard one it's different it's very difficult i gave you two
easy ones back to back and this was meant to stump you you're doing a great job. Yeah. That's what she said.
Oh, man.
I'm going to take her seat.
We got him on the rope, chat.
Yeah, you got me with this one, Ocho.
I ain't going to lie.
So you want the answers?
There's two left. There this one, Ocho. I ain't going to lie. So you want the answers? There's two left.
There's one left.
Two.
But one of the ones you said ain't even on here, but we'll fact check that.
Okay.
We'll fact check that.
But go ahead.
Who's your one?
So I went Coach Belichick.
You went Bill Parcells.
John Gruden.
Bill Parcells.
You said Sean Payton. You said Sean Payton.
You said Sean Payton
wasn't on there.
No, he's not.
I know John Gruden
because they gave up
two first-rounders for him.
I know Parcells
because he went from
the Patriots to the Jets.
And I know Coach Belichick
because he went from
the Jets to the Patriots.
Right.
Now they're...
After he signed that contract
for one day
and then ended up resigning.
There's two more.
This must be old.
They must be old because nothing comes
to the top of my head.
Matter of fact,
not that old.
Not that old?
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me see.
Yeah, I was playing.
I was playing when both of them were.
Yeah, no, not that old. I was playing when both of them were... Yeah, no, they're not that old.
I'm going to be mad at myself
probably. Let's see. I'm trying to think.
Anybody in there?
NLC.
Oh!
Mike Holmgren!
Okay. Mike Holmgren
from Green Bay to Seattle!
Okay. Come on, y'all!
Look at him! Look at him.
Look at him now.
Look at him.
You hype.
You hype.
I mean, it took you two hours.
You still, still.
I got one more.
Ojo, look and think about it.
Come on now.
Seattle.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to be mad at myself, Arna, for not getting this.
I'm going to be mad, Ocho.
Yep.
I don't know.
I'm going to stay with Sean Payton.
But they gave up draft compensation for Sean Payton.
Well, the answer that we have listed is Herm Edwards.
From the Jets to the, what do you call them?
To Kansas City?
Yep.
But didn't they give up draft compensation for Sean Payton?
Herm Edwards, New York Jets to the Kansas City Chiefs.
So I, hold on. But I gave you five.
It's been more.
I don't know.
Nobody knows Sean Payton. We have to fact
check that, please.
Okay.
It's correct.
The Broncos
gave the, what you call them, draft compensation.
They did. Look it up. The Broncos gave the, what you call them, draft compensation. They did.
Look it up.
The Broncos gave draft compensation.
They gave a first rounder to get him, didn't they?
Or a second round pick.
They gave a pick to get Sean.
Hold on.
I have to have my people fact check that verse, please.
Go ahead.
I just fact checked it, but I was correct.
I gave you five.
So it was...
Yeah, okay, okay.
All right, I'm going to let you get that one.
So what you was...
You was...
Four for five.
Four for five.
That's all right.
That's all right.
I got it. That's all right. That's all right. I got it.
That's all right.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
That was a good one.
Listen, I did very well tonight.
I did very well tonight because I think...
You ain't do better than me.
I think 99% of the chat would have got some of those words wrong as well.
Because I...
Elijah won.
I had no idea. Par-K elijah one i had no i no idea uh parquet i would
have had no idea to you know it wouldn't be k y it was q u e t so you know i'm i'm okay i'm okay
it's okay you know to to lose and be vulnerable when it comes to spelling even though it's okay
this is a contest this ain't no love y'all that's affordable
you know listen you know you know how we are in society in society everybody wants to seem like
they're perfect and they're so smart and they know every damn thing and you know i just yeah it's it
it feels good to sit here and just you know what what? There's something. I don't know it all. It's okay.
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All right.
Time for our last segment of the day.
And we know what it is, though, Joe.
It's a Q&A.
Ask me what you want.
Wave check.
Okay.
AJ Bradley said, my birthday is July
I ordered a bottle of Chez Balaporte
but notice on the website you don't ship to
Michigan how would I go about getting a bottle
much love Uncan Ocho
to you and Ocho
I don't know
what's close to Michigan I don't know
Lake to Michigan I don't know Lake I don't think we
shipped to Illinois either
yeah
I'm trying to think
AJ I don't know I don't know if we
shipped to anywhere close I don't even know if we shipped
is that close to Illinois
we shipped Ohio
I don't know
that's out of my purview
AJ bro I'm
at a blank I'm gonna have to get back to you
on that and
get some information but I don't I have no idea bro to you on that and, uh, and, and get some information, but I don't, I have no idea,
bro.
I honestly,
I really don't.
Hey,
uh,
boss lady said,
Hey guys,
I'm a nice blend of bubbly,
brainy beauty and a boss.
Uh,
if you could have only one type for the rest of your life,
which do you prefer?
Athletic,
sexy,
nerdy,
friendly housewife,
et cetera.
Only one.
Shit. I mean, that's, that's a question, etc. Only what? Shit.
I mean, that's a question
to you.
Hold on. So I'm taking athletic, sexy,
nerdy, friendly, housewife.
I got all that
wrapped in one, boy. Yeah, you do.
She ain't nerdy, though. Rel ain't
nerdy. She definitely
friendly. She definitely housewife.
She nerdy. She laugh like Steve She definitely has one. She laugh like Steve Urkel.
No.
If I could just take
one?
Oh, man.
I think I'm going to have to rock. I might have to rock
with sexy.
For real?
Over housewife?
I ain't going to be home sexy. For real? Over housewife? I mean,
I ain't going to be home that much.
Hey, you do my athletic.
You wait, what? She going to be
jumping hurdles at 60?
Hell no.
Yeah, man. Yeah, I definitely ain't taking no nerdy nerdy i mean you know what ain't no ain't nothing wrong with nerds that women women no no it ain't nothing wrong with
there's somebody out there for the nerds it just ain't me. Probably, probably be sexy, friendly, athletic.
Yeah.
I like it.
I mean, I can't really answer that question.
I'm already...
You're already out the market.
Yeah, like Boston.
KT, KT asks,
Ojo, why your fingers so wrinkly?
Dude, I don't know.
You know how I get them unwrinkled?
Yeah, put some lotion on there.
Yeah, I ain't got no lotion on.
They look like you've been punching flour.
Hey, I ain't got no lotion on,
and my fingers, you know,
because I'm home.
I don't waste no lotion. I take fingers, you know, because I'm home. I don't waste no lotion.
I take a shower
and I just
come on the show
because I ain't wasting no lotion
just to come on here
and try to impress y'all.
Now, if I got to go somewhere,
I'll put some lotion on.
But if anybody has
any type of remedy
how I can stop my hands
from looking so wrinkly,
let me know.
But they always been like this.
Maybe because I've been
catching balls all my life.
Pause.
Pause.
Yeah.
My bad.
Nah, but you know,
sometimes them nerds,
they be,
they be,
you know.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You know,
you're on the bump
across a couple of,
you know,
they had their hair all up.
They got the glasses on.
You get behind closed doors, you don't know what happened.
Man. Completely different
person.
What? Completely different person.
God.
It's a good. Yeah. Who happened to him?
Yeah. Ain't nobody flipping. He
keep flipping me and doing all kind of things.
I was like, who happened to him? I mean, hell. Man flipping me and doing all kinds of things. I was like, who is this?
What the hell?
Man had me running up out of that old door.
Listen.
You remember how Bernie back, you remember on Friday how Bernie back came up
out of the house with the clothes when that little man came home and called
me?
He had me get back up, man.
Let me get up out of here.
What you done done to me?
Isn't that?
Man, I'm telling you, Ocho.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm telling you I can't what I mean you look if you look
out of you like man please
I wouldn't give a second right
glad I gave a second
thought
I can't
I don't want to tell no stories from the
past
I don't do that
hey hey guys since both of you are I don't want to tell no stories from the past. No, don't do that.
Hey, Laney Ray asked,
hey guys, since both of you are bad people,
what's the cause of movement or charity that you would love support?
Child support.
H-B-C-D.
I'm glad I'm out there, baby.
Somebody talking about us nerds are different.
Yeah, y'all different.
I ain't gonna lie to you. Y'all different.
Best kept secret.
Yeah, it is. Anytime I
see one with a hair
up with glasses
and a skirt. Yeah, you know what it is. I'm already
at that place.
You know what it is. Wish I could have
called you about five, six years ago.
Hey, nerds and
women that watch anime too, don't let that fool you and
that that do cosplay hey don't let don't let don't let them fool you any woman with red hair
i don't care if it's natural or if that right right right the red hair yeah
get butter from a duck they dangerous huh what
ain't
ain't nothing like them
ain't nothing like them
as a matter of fact I ain't seen nothing
I think I've been out here
eight years
I don't think I've seen more than two redheads
that's it
that must be a southern two redheads. That's it? That's it. That must be a Southern thing.
Redheads
Southern things, eh?
Yeah, ass shaking her head like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know about
the...
What'd you say, anime? Anime, yeah.
I don't watch it.
I just...
Just
trust me. They're different. I had to tell one man, if you don't watch it. I just... Just trust me.
It's different.
I had to tell one man,
if you don't put me down...
Yeah.
I'm just giving you a little visual.
If you don't put me down,
what you...
That's it.
That's it.
That's enough.
I don't want to get myself
in no trouble.
You know.
So, hey,
I ain't gonna lie with you.
I thought, hey,
thought somebody was helping him.
Ain't no way you got me up here.
Now I'm 225, 230 pounds, and you got your spinning me around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Different.
Yeah, man.
I'm going to leave it at that.
I'm going to keep it cute because I know she watching.
I know she watching it now.
Hey, bro, I was like, hey,'s watching. I know she's watching it now. Hey, bro.
I was like, hey, hold on.
I had to tap out, Ocho.
Oh, yeah.
You tapped out?
Oh.
Well, you got to tell that story.
You got to tell that story one day.
She tapped me, Ocho.
I be what?
Yeah.
I gave all I had.
Yeah.
Even with the diamonds on me.
Damn.
Tapped me. Damn. Tap me.
Hell, I tell the referee I be
ref. Don't you see me tapping her arm?
Help me.
Man, God damn.
Help me.
Man, the only time ever,
Ocho.
Yeah, you ain't got it.
You supposed to spin the block right there.
Oh, man.
Leave that alone, man.
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Leave that alone.
You don't want none of that?
Man, Ocho, with the diamond, she made me give up.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy, that boy.
I can't do that, man.
Come on now.
How did that make you feel?
Ocho, look.
Did you have to do the walk of shame?
Ocho, sometimes.
Yes, sir.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
You just find a woman that just more,
they just better than you.
You know what I'm saying?
Right, right, right, right, right.
Then your mom, your grandma say,
boy, no matter how far you go,
they're going to find always somebody better than you.
Yeah.
She was better than me.
Damn.
That's tough.
I mean, like,
Ocho.
Whoever that is, they might be
watching too, man.
That was a number error.
That's all I said.
That was time to go.
Ocho, let me get a little close. one up, I said, oh, that's it. That's time to go. Let me get my little stuff.
Hey, Ocho, let me get my little clothes.
Ocho, I forget to look.
Get my stuff.
Hey, Ocho, you know how to do it, Ocho.
You know, I was strong the first three or four.
I was strong.
Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That last one.
Okay, that's it.
You got me.
And you just left?
Oh, what you want me to do?
Damn.
Stomach hurt.
Oh, so you up there
so much your stomach
starting to crack?
Right, right, right.
You know, you try to do like...
Oh, no.
Ain't that...
Yeah, that's tough.
Ain't that tough.
I've never been in that...
I've never been...
I've never been in that situation.
That's a good story.
That's a good story. She won.
She got me.
She got you.
She got you.
She got me.
That's a good story.
Dang.
I just hope she ain't watching and never tell the story.
Margo Bay said, Ogunocho, what do you do to calm down and relax?
Oh, that's easy for me.
Calm down and relax. Jazz that's easy for me calm down and relax jazz music benny goodman louis armstrong a little swing a little swing jazz a little contemporary jazz
um cigar any cigar long as it's mild i smoke smoke everything um
and obviously i always pair my cigars with a latte and i have a nice patio i
have outside nice patio with a hammock got a little speaker out there and i'd be good i can
sit i can sit out there man two three hours listening to jazz and not move
man oh she had me so bad, Ocho, I ain't gonna lie You still talking about that?
Yeah, Ocho, Ocho, I swear
Let me tell you what I thought about
I thought about going to the kitchen to get some mayonnaise and throwing it back to my
She had me like that, Ocho
I swear, Ocho
Ocho, she had me
Ocho, I swear, I thought about that, Ocho
I started to come back and throw some mayonnaise on it
Warm that mayonnaise up and throw it right on the back.
Oh, Lord.
Man, Ocho, she had you, boy.
Ocho, I swear.
That's how bad she had you, boy.
Hey.
This is how I know you lost.
We done went to the next question, and you done thought about it.
So you done thought about that.
Man.
Man. I swear, Ocho, hey about that. Man. I was working on
your, hey, I had to read out of Steve.
I was thinking. I said,
man.
I was going to say, hey, don't you move. Stay right there.
Go to the, go to the, hey, go to
the kitchen, get the mayonnaise and put it in the bowl.
And come back in the main, start again
and then pow. You need to find
her. She got you worked up. You need to find her. She got you worked up.
You need to find her, man.
You got to redeem yourself.
Man, Chad, y'all stop laughing at me, man.
God damn.
You got to redeem yourself.
Nah, it's too much.
You can't go out like that.
I went out too late now?
Hell, Ocho, if I couldn't do nothing with her in my 30s,
what makes you think I could do something with her in my 30s, what makes you think I could do something
with her in my 50s?
Yeah, after 20 years, you never know.
Nah, I'm good.
Damn.
Damn, you was in your prime and you lost?
That's tough.
Yeah, Ocho.
Look here, Ocho, I ain't never seen nothing like it.
I ain't never seen nothing like it, Ocho.
Oh, man. No, what I do to calm down and relax, Margo. hey it was he does like it oh no
no what
I do to
calm down
and relax
Margo
probably
I just
I just
come home
I'm just
I just
calm down
and relax
like ultra
I come in
and I don't
turn anything
on most
day like I
said most
day if
they're not
a sporting
event on my TV never comes on.
I just come in.
I would have the dogs, obviously.
I would just hang out with the dogs.
I'd go in the back porch. I would have Baby
on my lap. Teddy Bear would be sitting
and Tight Man would be walking around
and he would come lay down
and lay down. Man, y'all go head
on, man. Y'all
be on some stuff, man.
I ain't sharing nothing.
I ain't.
They still laughing?
Yeah, man.
They laughing at me, man.
I guess.
Yeah, she had your boy messed up.
Man.
Later for y'all.
Free Prima.
Uncle Nocho, super fan here.
Super fan of the show and extremely proud to witness all the success.
Today, my wife's 35th birthday.
She's seeing background for Jasmine Sullivan.
Can you wish her a happy 35th birthday from her husband, Free?
Hey, Free, what's her name?
What's her name?
What's her name?
Today, my...
Bro, you ain't give me no name.
Damn.
Okay.
So, Free, I don't know your wife's name but tell her happy birthday
yeah congratulations singing back up for uh uh jasmine you know what i it's so crazy you
mentioned jasmine sullivan name and um and free tell your wife to tell jasmine sullivan
that a young lady broke up with me.
She couldn't even face, she couldn't even give me the decency to let me know she didn't want to deal with me anymore.
But she played Jasmine Sullivan's song.
This is when voicemail was popping.
She played Jasmine Sullivan's song in love with another man when I didn't answer my phone to let me know that she didn't want to be with me no more i never i would never forget that i would never forget that and i told myself at
that point you know i would never love again because i i loved that woman back then man
i love that and the fact that you couldn't even give me the decency in my face to let me know you didn't want to deal with me no more.
But you left in love with another man by Jasmine Sullivan on my voicemail to let me know it was over.
Like, come on, man.
Come on now.
You don't do nobody like that, man.
Nah, nah, you did wrong.
That's why when I tell you everybody left tell you everybody left me everybody left me man
it was
it was damaging
it was
it didn't really do any damage
it just at the time
it was damaging
but then when I
when I
when I realized
and see what
you know what everybody
had to deal with
after me
I'm like
okay
I'm still
I'm still
oh so you feel me
I'm like
yeah
that was
that was
that was
that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that? I'm like, yeah, that was fucked up, man.
Damn.
She got you.
Yeah.
Dennis Barrett, what are your top three original Nintendo games ever?
Super Mario, Legend of Zelda, Super Contra.
It's easy.
Excitebike, 10-yard fight.
Excitebike, 10-yard fight.
And, you know, I have to go Contra because Contra
was huge back then.
Yeah.
I've never been
a gamer.
So, you know, most especially
we have no money to get no game,
no games at home or anything like that. So we go to
the arcade. We play like Galaga.
We play Joust. Joust was nice. no games at home or anything like that so we go to the arcade we play like galaga we play joust
oh miss pac-man joss was nice yeah but we didn't have no games at home so bro that that's ocho ocho
can tell you about the nintendo game yeah man oh i forgot to say zelda zelda zelda yeah he mentioned
zelda the legend of zelda super mario 3 and super contra, they told me I should have faked the Charlie horse. Bro,
my stomach had... Ocho,
you've had... Look, if you've been...
I don't know how many people out there...
You back on her again? No, but I'm saying the chat
told me I should have faked the Charlie
horse. Bro, my stomach
locked up. Right.
I'm talking about... Man, I was in
pain, bro. You ever had
cramps in your stomach and you got to lay out like this
To try to stretch it out
I had cramps like that from laughing
Laughing too hard
Yeah, so what you think I'm doing
You know, your boy
I mean, I'm stirring it like coal
You know what I'm saying, don't you?
Hey, I'm pogo still
You know what I'm saying?
I'm up and down, you know what I'm saying? I'm up and down.
I'm Pogoing.
I mean, you imagine doing Pogo
when I'm young, on them diamonds,
got to have them diamonds on me. So I'm Pogoing.
Hey, y'all done been on the Pogo stick.
Y'all know how to do it.
Man, my stomach,
bro, my stomach locked up.
And I said, I'm going to keep going. I'm going to fight through it.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
I said, no, I'm good, man. I'm good. You know what I'm saying? It locked up. And I said, I'm going to keep going. I'm going to fight through. Right. I said,
I'm good,
but I'm good.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
It locked up.
Hey,
it just got to the thing.
And it seemed like the more I go,
he got tighter and tighter.
It got tighter and tighter.
It got tighter and tighter.
I had to roll up off it.
Stop dropping.
Roll.
You know,
if you don't find what they tell you,
stop dropping.
Yeah.
And stop dropping.
Roll.
Hey, you got to run that back, man.
You can't go out like that.
I can't.
She beat me.
Yeah.
It's like Devin Haney.
No matter what happened, Devin Haney know Ryan Garcia beat him.
We can go to that when the beat sample come back.
She got me, old chow.
She got you.
Okay.
Damn, she got me.
I'm just saying, if it was me, I would have to redeem myself 20 years later i was wrong with no part she might beat me worse this time i might not make it better i did last time you're
right you're right oh no oh just talk that one yeah just talk that with him say hey she got the best of me yeah okay i hey dr frank l bellamy said uh i'm glad you love
your funko on doc i when i say i love my funko i love all my funko i would love my funko too if i
had hold on whoa whoa whoa i got three funko's three of them one of them got a soccer ball
let me show you let me show you a soccer ball. Let me show you.
This is probably my favorite one right here.
The one with the soccer ball and the basketball.
Hold on.
He got a cigar too?
Nah, he got a cheeseburger.
Yeah.
And a beanie. Yeah, it would be nice to have my Funko. Man, I'm going to get
this thing out of you. Ash, go take it with her tonight
and go send it to you. Appreciate that.
And send me that Synopsis plaque too.
That's mine.
I'm going to get you one.
Nah, you send me that one
and wait, tell him to send you another one.
Hey, we make a rail of Funko.
Huh?
We make a rail of Funko. I? We make a rail of Funko.
I don't know.
I don't know what you're going to put on there.
We're going to put in some leggings.
We're going to put on leggings.
She's going to have a little purse and everything.
Heels.
So, rail going to get her Funko the same time you get yours so y'all
they'll ride together so i'm gonna hold on to it no no no don't hold on to mine i want to i want
to show my kids my funko well don't you want don't you want to uh you you can sell yours
and rail can show them uh uh rail don't need no funko now i'm telling you what we're doing is we
creating a monster you We created a monster.
We ain't going to be able to
get her relaxed.
Let Real shine.
Let Real shine.
She's shining enough
when she put her jewelry on.
She don't need no more shining
at all.
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