Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: DJ Burns NFL potential, Dating Red Flags, Ocho's spelling struggles continue
Episode Date: April 2, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss if DJ Burns could have a shot transitioning to the NFL, what red flags are deal breakers in dating, and Ocho tries to spell some more words. 1:40 DJ... Burns receiving NFL interest9:10 Shadeur Sanders show off new Cyberbeast truck22:00 Which red flags are tough to ignore?35:00 Spell-O-Cinco42:00 Dunk on Unc53:00 Q and Ayyyyy1:00:00 Much More Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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NC State DJ Burns is receiving NFL interest.
Despite the fact he's been awesome for the
Wolfpack, he may not
be drafted in the NBA.
But
despite measuring 6'9",
many believe he's a little closer to 6'7",
but given his size and his athleticism,
I call Big Willie.
Willie can teach him to kick slide.
Oh, yeah.
Big Willie get him right.
Yeah.
And he can make some money.
Yeah, most definitely.
He can make some money.
This is one of the things that is confusing to me.
Why is it that you don't think he's going to make the
NBA? Is he...
Help me out here to get a better understanding, because you can help
me understand a little better than anybody else.
In today's game, his game really
doesn't translate, because
he's undersized,
and he doesn't shoot the three.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Draymond Green.
Is Draymond Green not undersized as a defensive player?
He is undersized.
As a great defensive player?
Draymond, but see, he's going to have to go to the ideal situation.
Draymond does.
Draymond, basically Draymond runs their offense.
They run their offense through Draymond.
Although Steph Curry is the point guard.
Right.
All their split actions, all those flares,
all those pin downs that they be running, Draymond's initiated point guard. Right. All their split actions, all those flares, all those pin downs that they be running,
Draymond's initiated.
Okay.
And so I just think the thing,
it's kind of like Antonio Gates.
Look at Antonio Gates.
Right.
Did he do okay in the NFL?
Oh, yeah.
What about Tony Gonzalez?
Oh, yeah.
Jimmy Graham?
Oh, shit, yeah.
Rayfield Wright was a basketball player in Port Valley.
Moved to tackle tackle he's in
the hall of fame for the cowboys so this would be a smart decision but it would be what do you
think it'd be a good decision if oh yeah yeah at his size yeah oh you got with his athleticism
and his his long as long arm that he is on show because you want your tackle to have long arm
because you want to be able to keep them guys up
because they coming.
Hey, go down there and see Big Willie
for about three or four weeks.
He'll be good, huh?
Hey, Willie teaching me how to get up high.
So you think even though it doesn't translate,
there's really no chance
that he can play at the highest level, you think?
Did you...
They don't believe like Zach Eady.
Zach Eady is 7'4".
He's averaging 30 and 16.
He might be from Purdue.
Yes. He ain't gonna make the league?
They say he might be a second round draft
pick on a free agent.
What? So what's the difference?
Wait, hold on. What's the difference with him and Wimby?
Wimby's 7'4", too.
But you see Wimby handle the ball? You see Wimby shoot
threes? You see Wimby put the ball on the floor?
Okay, okay, okay. See, Wimby,
see, that's the difference between an American
big and a European big. Right.
You see Nikola Jokic? Yeah.
You see Wimby? Yeah.
Now,
look at Zach Eady, played with his back to the
basket. Now, if he came
in the 90s, if he came in the 80s
and 90s, he would have been a top 10 pick.
Okay.
Okay.
I got it.
So then nobody has no use for just having that big frame, that big body in the post at all.
Well, I mean, look, Rudy Gobert is found a way.
But see, the thing is that the bigs and European bigs, they're used to moving because they play so much in space.
The American bigs are not used to playing like that.
That's why our bigs, we ain't got no bigs.
If you look at all the bigs, look at Joel Embiid.
Joel Embiid is from Cameroon.
He plays soccer.
That's his footwork.
Right.
He has great footwork at that.
Yes.
In the post-mid-range game.
Look at Jokic, shooting threes.
Anthony Davis, shooting threes.
Brooke Lopez has turned himself.
He was a back-to-the-back player,
a back-to-the-basket player.
He's turned himself into a stretch.
Now he's launching threes.
Threes, right.
Okay.
You have to evolve.
The game of basketball,
the evolution of the game
is no longer all you do
is play with your back-to-the-basket.
And ain't that no more.
It's not that anymore.
Right. See, I think, I mean, and with them knowing that, especially in college, all you do is play with your back to the basket and ain't that no it's not that anymore right
see i think i mean and with them knowing that especially in college they should have been
working on that from your freshman year to evolve to make sure what you need translates to the nba
oh i'm trying to win games i'm gonna kick i'm gonna kick the i said i said this about Tebow. I said, everybody said,
everybody kicked the can down the road.
His junior high says,
when they get into high school,
they'll teach him.
And the high school says,
I just want to win.
And so when he gets to college,
they got more people to teach him
than I do.
And Urban Meyer says,
hey, I'm trying to win.
Let him get to the NFL.
And so by the time he got there, what?
Ah, you get exposed. Everybody just kept Let him get to the NFL. And so by the time he got there, what? Ah, you get exposed.
Everybody just kept kicking the can down the road.
Nobody took, picked the can up and says,
okay, son, this is what we need to do.
Okay, I got it.
So now here you are 23, 24 years of age,
and all you've done is done things this way.
That's why it's easy to teach a child that it,
it's easy to teach a child that it is easy to teach a child
that it is an older person.
Yeah. I like that.
I like that. I got it. The saying is that
it's easier to teach a child to repair a
broken man.
You know why, kids? Look at the hackers.
Who
you say the FBI, the CIA,
the FBI, and all these Goog FBI and all these the Googles
and all these hackers kids
give me an iPad give you a three year old
your phone and watch he be watching
he done ordered about a thousand
ice cream sandwiches
and during that short
like who ordered this
yes
they be knowing all this stuff
old Joe first time I get something I'm like yes they be knowing all this stuff Ocho
first time I get something I'm locked up
forget it
I mean Shelly be trying to get me to go over stuff
I just say man forget this don't even worry about it
right
I'm quick to say forget it
man I ain't got no patience Ocho
kids
yeah I mean
we're in a tech-driven era right now.
Yeah.
Especially with the kids.
This is what Peter,
because I said this morning,
I said this morning on the show
about DJ Burns.
I said,
I sent him to Willie Anderson right now.
Willie had him kicking
and he'll be,
and in about an hour after I said this,
Peter Schrager said,
spoke to and takes multiple GMs
and about NC State big man DJ Burns
as an NFL OT prospect over the
last 24 hours. He's listed at
6'9", but probably 6'7",
with A-plus footwork.
Would get a big turnout and potentially dollars
if he participated in Pro Day,
which is a week after the Final Four.
I say he should do it.
Yeah, yeah. He should do it yeah yeah he should do it
and he would probably
make more money
going to the football side
as opposed to the
basketball side huh
yeah
cause basketball
ain't got no guaranteed
contracts
somebody probably
give him a guaranteed
contract cause even if
I just put him on
the practice squad
even if I just put him
on my practice squad
Ocho
and give him a year
yeah
ain't no telling
what you...
That's exactly what they did to Antonio Gates.
Look at it.
That's dope. That's dope.
Hell yeah.
I mean, it's dope, but I just don't like the fact
that his dream, I'm assuming,
probably is, obviously, I would love
an opportunity to play in the NBA,
but
obviously, the game has changed and it's evolved, as you said,
and his game...
You go to AAU?
You go to AAU?
UFC AAU tournament?
Yeah, yeah.
What them kids doing, Ocho?
Man, they pulling up.
Two threes.
They pulling up.
Two threes.
Pulling up.
You don't see nobody playing
when they back to the basketball, Ocho.
Everybody.
I don't care if you seven foot tall
or if you five two.
You let them threes go.
Go, yeah.
Because everybody,
ain't nobody trying to be Jordan no more.
Everybody trying to be Steph Curry.
So it's Steph.
We got to blame Steph.
It's Steph's fault.
It's the Steph Curry effect.
Steph.
Chef Steph.
Mm-hmm.
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Shadur Sanders is the most valuable player in college football in terms of
NIL valuation.
He's not shy about flaunting his wealth.
He showed off the new Tesla Cybertruck saying it was the first Cyber Beast
model delivered in Colorado.
Cyber Beast is the most expensive version of cyber beast model delivered in Colorado cyber beast most expensive version
of the Tesla model coming in at a base
price of a little under $105
yeah
I like that I like that thing
I like that thing I wouldn't know how
to turn it crank it up let alone
drive it
it look like he pushing buttons
from the start
I was thinking about getting one and somebody had to talk me out of it.
You don't need it.
Yeah.
Somebody had to talk me out of it.
I mean, not that I was going to really do it anyway.
You know, I have spurts of seeing things that I want, the key word, that I want, but do I really need it?
Yeah.
And she said one thing, and I'm like, okay, forget it.
I'm good. It just went away fast. It went away fast, but it's ugly, which most people would say.
And I like things that are different that not very many people will have. My black ass drive
a smart car every day. I've had once in 2004, I'm on my fifth smart car. Why do I love it so much?
It's good on gas.
I can park anywhere. I get 55 miles to the gallon and not very many people are going
to be driving a damn smart car. And then that Cybertruck, every time I see somebody, oh,
that shit ugly. Where you going with that ugly car? Not very many people are going to
want it, let alone drive drive it which is why I thought
you know what maybe this should be my next vehicle
hey I might be ugly in this car
but when I go to the bank I'm gorgeous
I'm ugly in this whip
I'm a beauty pageant winner when I go up in this
you know what Ochoa
the way I look at things like
if I really want something
I won't get it immediately.
I'll wait a month or two.
Right.
And see if you still have that same feeling
a month or two.
If I still have that same passion for it
after a month or two,
I'll get it.
Because a lot of times we're like,
oh man, I got to have this.
I got to have this.
And then you get it.
You're an impulsive buyer.
Impulsive buyer is the worst at times.
Yep.
It's the worst.
Yeah, I'm not one of those.
So I just like, okay,
I want something.
Sometimes I wait a whole year.
A whole year.
Right.
Dang.
Nah, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
You got to be careful
depending on what it is now.
You know, if you wait a whole year,
then a new model,
a new version,
whatever it is you want,
then came out.
The price go up. Yeah, the price go up. Yeah.
The price go up, one or the other. So sometimes
you got to be sure.
It's tough. Yeah. It's tough.
And a lot of times, you know what, Ocho?
If
the price goes up,
it's telling me, okay, Shannon, you weren't supposed to get it.
Get it, yeah.
It's okay. Because at this point,
at this point, Ocho, like i got a i got my
range rover it's a 2012 i got it it's a 2013 but i got it in october 2012 oh sure i got 35 000 miles
on it that's it that's it and you had it that long i had it that long so basically like when
my daughter comes you know she's like, can I go to the store?
Can I go to the mall?
That's what she drives.
Right.
My sister comes.
That's what they drive.
I was like, get a new car for what?
Right.
And put what?
My BMW.
Four years old.
I got 6,000 miles on it.
Damn.
That's it?
That's it.
Ocho, I told you I got rid of my Bentley.
Right.
I had that Bentley from 1998 to 2011.
I had 5,000 miles on it.
You had that old boy.
Dropped a 110.
It was a Mulliner.
110 made.
Yeah.
My Ferrari, I had that car from 93 to 2001 had 3 000 miles on long boy you should have
kept that now 93 90s that sound like that magnum pi joint now it was the black one and the last
dance that michael jordan got out of that 512 that's the magnum pi joint why you ain't keep that
you know what ocho it was costing me more to insure it.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
And to register it every year.
Yeah, and let it sit.
Okay.
And I just let it go.
I got you, I got you.
So that's what I'm saying.
But I don't go nowhere.
I go from point A to point B.
And that's it.
Because when I worked at Undisputed,
it took me a grand total.
It might have taken me
five days to get to work and back.
It might have took me
20 minutes total, round trip.
You was close.
Everything.
You was close.
Work, the gym,
Whole Foods, Target.
Everything within a four-mile radius.
Yeah.
Yeah, so you ain't really going nowhere.
I ain't going nowhere.
I ain't driving, no.
Bro, I went to
San Diego twice. I
flew both times.
I fly
from Atlanta to Savannah.
Come on, now.
Man, you could bet. I wish
I might get sent to drive.
How long? You know. And my brother.
Listen, driving is cool.
It was cool.
Let me tell you,
let me tell you,
I've never driven anywhere
until I met a certain someone.
I had never driven to Tampa
unless I was going
to goddamn Busch Gardens.
Then all of a sudden,
I found myself
driving three hours
or two hours and 45 minutes
every so often.
We changing up.
You coming in.
I don't know what happened now.
I think about it.
You put on some Sinatra.
You play some gospel.
But before you know it,
your head clear,
roll the window down a little bit,
smoke your cigar.
I mean, you're good.
That three hours,
it just down Allegheny Alley,
it turned into nothing.
I ain't but a mile and a half
from CVS. You know, I got to get that
script.
Yeah, yeah.
Put that in the bag. Put that in the bag.
Put that in the bag. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Don't let nobody see it.
Hey, be careful.
Don't let them ask for no price check.
Your prescription is ready.
Shannon Sharp, your prescription is ready. I don't want nothing.
Shannon Sharp, your prescription is ready.
Will you stop calling my name out loud?
Hell no.
That's a good one.
Hey, y'all need to deliver this.
Yeah.
You need to try that, though.
You need to try that one time.
Try what?
The scenic route.
Oh, hell. Look, I route Oh hell Look I used to drive
I used to drive
I used to drive
Me and my brother
Went Freak Nick
We drive
I would drive to South Carolina
Then we'd drive to Atlanta
I would drive to
From my home
Savannah to Atlanta
Man I'm done
Man my hips can't take that
Man I'd be
Man I'd have rigor mortis
Sitting down that long
I mean that's What? That's about the same as a flight 20 minutes Man, my hips can't take that. Man, I be... Man, I have rigor mortis sitting down that long.
I mean, that's about the same as a flight. Wait a minute.
Man, look here.
That's the same as a flight.
Ocho.
Where we...
Hold on.
Where was we at?
We was...
Hold on.
We were in Hoboken.
And we had to go to some part of Georgia.
New Jersey?
Some part of New Jersey.
Yeah.
Man, my hips was on...
Man, I got that thing like Fred Sample. Man, my hip was on, man. I got that pain like friend's hip.
Man,
I can't. I'm not
in pain, but I get stiff.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
So, you know. Sitting in one spot
too long. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm constantly, even on the plane,
I'm constantly up, moving around,
standing, stretching.
People be looking at me, Mr. Sharper you okay?
hell nah I ain't okay
I was just
playing with 400 yards long
so I could walk
man
I'd be 05 man by here
that's funny
my hamstring be like guitar string
Ocho
I'd be stretching guitar string, Ocho. Be tight.
Man, I be stretching.
Man, you laughing, Ocho, okay?
You keep on living.
You keep on living.
Listen, I think for the most part,
I think I'm lucky.
I'm lucky because I was able to get out the NFL
with no injuries.
Now, if I'm going to get hurt,
it would be me doing some of these damn hobby
and crazy things that I'm doing now.
I mean, God, let me knock on wood.
You know, God willing, he going to keep me intact.
But, like, oh, man.
I can't imagine not being able to sit down for hours at a time and then have something aching and making me uncomfortable.
Man, Ocho, man, when I first had the surgery because they told me like i had the surgery
uh on my on my off week so we got a week off vacation i had my surgery they say what i'm
mr sharp you probably should take somewhere between 10 days to 14 days off right man i took
my man i took my dumb ass back to work within seven days. Ocho. Ever heard? What?
Y'all, people don't even realize
the pain that I was in
sitting up there for that
length of time after having my
hip repaired.
I know they gave you medicine though that
helped with the pain. I couldn't.
I had an allergic reaction to it.
So you couldn't even take no medicine?
The only pain medicine they gave me, they didn't give me any pain medicine. They gave me the anesthesia to put reaction to it. Oh, so you couldn't take no medicine? The only pain medicine they gave me,
they didn't give me any pain medicine.
They gave me the anesthesia to put me to sleep.
Right.
And that was it because I had a bad allergic reaction
that I had to get rushed to UCF.
There's a lot of things.
See, ain't nobody really know that.
Right, right, right.
But I ended up having to get rushed
because I had an allergic reaction to some medicine.
Right.
And so they couldn't give me any pain medicine.
Bro, I had,
I mean, I broke out.
I'm talking about from here
all the way down.
It was like fish scales.
Yeah.
I said, oh, man.
You just gave me,
you gave me chills, man.
And so bad.
And so bad,
you know what I'm saying?
But you know,
I mean, what was I going to do?
I was just like,
oh yeah, I'm going,
I'm going to work. But boy,
and then I had hernia surgery. I had hernia surgery on like trying to squat,
trying to squat a deadlift. No, no.
And then that was worse than my hips.
Cause I ended up having hernia surgery and trying to sit up there.
And they told me, I said, Mr. Sharp, you need to take two weeks off.
You can't, you're not going to be able to sit for an extended period of time.
You're not going to have to. So for an extended period of time. Man, I took my
dumb ass up there.
I said, I'm done.
I'm done for the rest of the week.
I took time off, man.
Damn.
As a matter of fact,
I just had a
allergic reaction.
Recently? Seafood?
No, I don't fool with that.
I don't fool with no seafood man i stopped
up man say uh because i told i was telling her i'm allergic to seafood right she was like well
what happens if i order it oh there she go
she playing with fire i'm allergic to seafood seafood. Well, what if I eat it
and brush my teeth?
I say, you know what?
You're trying to tell me something.
Yeah, this ain't gonna work.
That ain't gonna work.
This ain't gonna work.
Hey, you had that goddamn seafood,
you're gonna be looking like Hitch.
Remember when Hitch broke out?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's exactly what happened.
That's funny.
That's exactly what happened. It's funny. That's exactly what happened.
But I could just,
I mean, I could imagine.
I mean, she was very toned there
for you to actually say
I'm allergic to seafood
and she's still insisting on.
Instantly, I start throwing up.
I'm talking about instantly.
Damn.
I'm talking about,
it ain't going to take long, Ocho.
You know, you know,
your mouth start watering.
Anybody that's ever had
your mouth start watering. Is this's ever had your mouth start watering.
Is this on cue?
Wait, how did this start?
This started when you were younger or didn't happen on the back end?
And see, at first, when I first ate some shrimp, I was back in Glenville.
Yeah.
And I thought I got some bad shrimp.
So I didn't eat anymore.
I say it's just bad.
Ain't no sense.
OK.
And then we had a low country boil in Denver.
Crab, shrimp, lobster.
I said, man, you know what?
This is it.
Bro, I barely made it out of the cafeteria.
Damn.
Barely.
But as soon as it hit my mouth, I got up from the table.
Barely made it out.
Man, so you can't even have no gumbo in Louisiana.
Nothing.
Oh, hell no.
Anything,
here's the thing,
I'm like mullocks.
So like shrimp,
oysters,
anything like that.
Now calamari I can eat,
that's a crustacean,
I can eat that.
Okay.
Damn.
Oh, you uncle,
you missing out, boy.
I ain't missing out.
You missing out.
But listen,
you know about them diamonds, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know it work like them diamonds, but're missing out, boy. I ain't missing out. You're missing out. But listen, you know about them diamonds, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know it work like them diamonds,
but it's a little cheaper.
Them goddamn oysters.
Nah.
Yeah.
But see, if I eat that shellfish,
they're going to be releasing white doves at me.
I ain't trying to get no doves released.
Trying to get no doves released at the church, Ocho.
Because that's exactly
what's going to happen.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
But nah, I'll stay away from it, Ocho.
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oh so check this out it's time for our next segment it's called nightcap after dark yes yes This week on Instagram,
we had our second night
cap tails prop.
This week's prop,
what red flags
don't you mind ignoring?
And here are some
of the best answers.
This is a good one.
Andrea Michelle Brooks said,
credit,
bad,
but good sex.
God dang.
Hey,
but good sex will get you past
a lot of shit.
A lot of shit.
Anita underscore
Apple Bomb says, every past
relationship was someone else's fault.
Childish
King Lito says, we're not
ignoring nothing these days.
Alicia Williams says,
drinks heavily and often says there are BFF with X.
You okay with real BFF with an X?
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care about that.
And one thing about it, listen, Chats, stay with me real quick.
One thing, I've always been this way, Unc, and I'm not sure how you feel about it.
And Chat, everyone I've ever dated, it's one thing I've never done. I've never done. When you meet someone new, you remember that
comment I made to you a long time ago where I said there's always somebody that will have access
from someone's past because you don't know what bond they have built over the years?
One thing I never do when I meet someone, I do not make you block anybody. I don't tell you you
can't talk to who you want from your past.
I don't want nothing to do with that.
You conduct yourself.
You already know right from wrong.
Now you do something, you cross a line and know the line that you're not supposed to cross.
That's on you.
Then I know how to move accordingly.
So based off what you're doing, how you're moving, then I'm moving accordingly.
I'm not saying nothing to you because you're going to do what you want anyway.
You're going to do what you want anyway.
That goes for any and everybody. They're going to do what you want anyway. You're going to do what you want anyway. That goes for any and everybody.
They're going to do what they want anyway.
So I never, I don't want you dealing with me and feeling like you're in prison.
This ain't prison.
I'm not the motherfucking warden.
I don't move like that.
I don't move like that.
I never have.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I ain't going to tell you what you should have.
You grown.
Yeah.
I don't know. I ain't going to tell you what you should have. You grown. Yeah. I don't ask.
You ever date anybody there?
So you date anybody famous?
Yes, sir.
You dated?
Yes, sir.
What you did before me?
Right.
You did before me?
Yeah.
Because, yeah.
I want to see what you've been doing before me.
I want to get some of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just, I've never been like that.
There are a lot of people
that are controlling
in that certain area
about dealing with people
from your past.
Hey, don't be talking to this.
Don't be...
Listen,
you're going to do
what you want to do anyway.
Exactly.
You know right from wrong.
Now, if you mess up
and you caught up in some bullshit
doing some shit
you ain't got no business,
I'm not saying nothing to you.
I'm just moving accordingly.
Yeah.
You're not hearing me.
I'm not saying nothing to you.
You ain't going to say nothing.
I ain't saying nothing.
Oh, you move.
That's how you moving.
OK, bet.
OK, bet.
That's it.
That's it.
You got one time.
One time. bet that's it that's it you got one time one time you already you already have the green light and your freedom to do as you please right so if you're moving funny well goddamn we're gonna make
it a comedy show hey i'm i'm i'm just telling you go ahead just let go ahead let it go don't
he don't he i'm just saying in general no i'm just saying in. No, you go ahead and let it go. Don't eat. I'm just saying in general.
I'm just saying in general.
I'm speaking hypothetically.
I mean,
for people out there,
you know,
a lot of dudes
like to control situations
and you can't do this,
you can't do that.
Don't talk to this person.
Block him.
Block that.
Man, listen.
Fellas,
they're going to do
what they want to do anyway.
They're going to do
what they want to do anyway.
But you know, I got my women tell me I got my lick back
You got hit that ain't no lick back
Oh yeah they love that one
I'm like hey
We broke up
She broke I'm up
That's what I bet
That's a good one
That's a good one
I mean oh I got my lick back I went went did this okay he got the hoo-ha now
look at you yeah and the funny thing about it if this is the thing with with men is men love a
woman love woman is already taken and if they know they can get you and you got to go back home oh they love that because if you're not their sole responsibility oh yeah wait you mean i can
get that and i ain't got to do nothing and he doing all the work at home and i can still oh
man shit yeah it's different it's different seecho, men normally aren't as
emotional tied to sex
as women are.
So for a woman to lay down with a man,
unless
she's a woman that works in that
profession,
because what they can do,
prostitutes can distinguish fuck from feeling.
Most people cannot.
Right.
Especially women.
So if a woman sleep with a man,
Yes, sir.
It's different.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Hey.
You cut a hole in the tree
and a man will hit that.
Yeah.
If it's dark,
it ain't nobody gonna see.
Yeah.
But for a woman to be in a relationship Yeah. If it's dark, it ain't nobody gonna see. Yeah. But for a woman
to be in a relationship
and to step outside
of that relationship,
it's different.
Yeah.
Different.
She tied to him, bro.
All right, listen.
It happens.
It happens.
Listen, you've been
living a long time.
You done played the game. I'm not talking about on the field. You done played the game a long time. Oh, it happens. Listen, you've been living a long time. You done played the game.
I'm not talking about on the field.
You done played the game a long time.
Oh, it happens.
Many of times.
Yeah.
Many of times.
But that's a good topic.
Let's go.
We done got off track.
We done got off track with the red flag.
Okay.
If she snores.
Well, how would you know know that's a good one i i've never had anyone that snore before that's a good one snoring bothers you hell yeah let me go
to sleep first uh uh johnny c bomb broke at 50 years of age.
Damn.
Wait, I mean, you got to define broke now.
I mean, in this economy, like, I mean,
I mean, we in difficult times now.
You can't be using, ain't broke.
What, 50,000 a year?
I mean, 50,000, hold on.
How much is 50,000 a year? That's like $4,000 a month.
About $42,000.
That's about
$4,200 a month. $4,175
a month. By the time
Uncle Sam hit that
Ocho, bro, that's $36,000.
$34,000, $38,000.
Listen, you have
to understand... Ocho, how fine is she?
Now you're talking. How fine is she, Ocho... Now you're talking.
Now you're talking.
How about you make a year?
Girl, you got to double your salary.
Come on.
You make 50, now you make 100.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Stephanie X says,
when you're always
on everyone else's side
and never on your side,
when any situation arises,
it's always because
of something you did.
Constantly place blame.
Never take accountability.
That's a good one.
What?
I mean...
Benita Thompson said,
teeth jacked up.
That last one,
you just said accountability.
Isn't that one of the things that women have a problem doing?
I'm not saying it.
I'm just asking.
And just, I heard that a birdie told me that women have a problem taking accountability
and they always put situation to put the onus on somebody else.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just asking.
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
Yeah.
I heard.
No, no.
Don't say bad shit, man. They can't. Listen, look, I understand just asking. I don't know. I'm just asking. Yeah. I heard. Nah, don't tell me to say bad shit.
Man, they can't do, listen.
Look, I understand. Some women, some women
snore, you know, especially the ones I
like, you know them 185, 220
snoring? What?
Man.
Man.
God damn. God dang it
You know that one
You got a hunch about them
Huh?
Yeah
Huh?
Yeah
When you
When you
Put a little shoulder in them
They stop snoring
Yeah
Yeah they stop
Huh?
Huh?
Oh you up now
Come on let's go
And get this one in there.
She tried to get out of it, though, Cho.
She tried to get out of her nightly duties.
I couldn't let her do that.
Even if she wasn't snoring, I'd tell her she was snoring.
Hey, boy, you shut up, man.
Hell no.
Oh, shit, my stomach hurt.
Now, we got to get it in.
Hey, check this out, Ocho.
65 Tech,
Fiat 65 said
she's wearing an ankle monitor.
An ankle...
Listen,
you can't do that. I don't know Ocho about that one. You can't... Listen. You can't do that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
But it's some fine ones
that got them ankle monitors on.
Yeah, yeah.
They done made a mistake
and made the wrong decision in life
and it happened,
but they be beautiful.
And there's an account on Twitter.
I don't...
You probably never seen it
because you're not on there
as much as I am.
And it's called Mugshots.
And it's mugshots of females
that are locked up behind bars
that are getting out.
Gorgeous.
I'm chatting.
I know some people in the chat
know exactly what I'm talking about.
Gorgeous.
I'm like, well, God damn,
what the hell did you do?
Get in there.
Hey.
Gorgeous.
Ocho, you know what? Man, if I fell on, well, goddamn, what the hell did you do? Get in there. Hey. Gorgeous. Ocho, you know what?
Man, if I fell on hard times, I'm going to work in a female prison.
No, don't do that, Uncle.
You ain't going to make it.
You're going to be fired.
You're going to be fired week one.
You're going to be fired.
Hey, the world is going to be calling you.
Hey, Mr. Sharp.
Mr. Sharp, please come.
Mr. Sharp, bring me your gun and badge.
Come on.
You got to go.
You got to get the hell up out of here.
Oh, man.
Ocho, DB Gnarly said her kids are bad.
Ooh.
Okay.
Oh, man, look at this.
What happened?
When he says he don't suck toes, but eat pig feet.
Hey, this is the good one.
Especially talking about red flag.
This is a really good one, especially for the women in the chat. the women that are in the chat, I want you to think about this.
We talk about humans, human nature.
When we think about human nature, when we think about us as humans and trying to live right and do right, whatever it may be, following the Ten Commandments, whatever it is you believe in, human error is inevitable.
So when we talk about I ain't dealing with nobody with no red flags
or at the first sign of a red flag,
I'm out of there.
The fact that you meet somebody
and you're already...
I'm colorblind.
Yeah, that too.
And you're already meeting
their representative.
So you don't know
who you're really meeting anyway
because they're putting on
just to get you.
So the fact that
if you meet somebody
and everything seems perfect,
that in itself
is a red fucking flag.
That's a red flag in itself.
Be your true authentic self.
Either they're going to like you
or they're not.
If they don't,
go on to the next one.
There's no such thing
as nobody
with no red flags.
And depending on who you are,
even the red ones,
they look green.
And sometimes,
you don't even have to lie to women.
You don't even have to lie to women.
We start off lying from the beginning and there's no need to lie because if she like you, she even have to lie to women You don't even have to lie to women We start off lying from the beginning
And there's no need to lie because if she like you
She'll lie to herself
If she like you she'll lie to herself
Yeah
True
Ocho
Now
It's time for your favorite segment
And it's called Spello Cinco. Oh shit.
Why I didn't know we had this tonight? What?
I would have studied.
I would have studied.
These are real easy tonight.
You say that every night.
These are easy.
These are easy.
Okay.
The first word
is lean.
Lean?
Lean
Wait
Darryl did not pay the bank
The loan back
So the bank put a lean
On the house
Oh L-I-N-E
There you go
Nope
L-I-E-N
L-I-E-N
You know I'm
You missed it
I talked too fast No come on Don't doN. You know, I'm talking fast.
No, come on.
Don't do that, man.
You know what I meant, man.
That's why you got me.
You got me last night the same way.
L-I-E-N.
I just said it fast.
You know what I meant to say.
No, you said L-I-N-E.
But anyway, that's one wrong.
I talk fast, Unc.
Okay.
Here it is.
Hierarchy.
Hierarchy. H-I-E-r-a-c-h-y
nope
h-i-e-r-a-r-c-h-y
okay
the r
the r
the r threw me off
because obviously
the r is fucking silent
but
hey you gotta
you gotta give me
some grace now
okay how about this? This was easy.
Calamity.
What?
You just said it was easy.
It is.
Calamity.
Calamity.
Can you use calamity in a sentence for me, please?
The city,
the earthquake led the city into calamity and ruin. Ah, calamity in a sentence for me, please? The city, the earthquake led the city
into calamity and ruin.
Ah, calamity.
Calamity.
All right.
Fuck it. C-A-L-L-A
and MIDI, it gotta be
M-I-T-Y. If it's not, something's
wrong with the goddamn English language.
If I'm wrong, there's something wrong with the
goddamn English language. You're wrong. It there's something wrong with the goddamn English language.
You're wrong.
It's C-A-L-A-M-I-T-Y.
That's what I just said, Unc.
You said double L.
No, I didn't mean double L's as in two L's.
I was just saying double L.
Yeah, yeah.
You double wrong.
Okay, how about this one?
Okay, Ocho.
Man, y'all cheating tonight, bro.
How about this?
Soliloquy. Soliloquy.
Soliloquy.
Can you please use soliloquy in a sentence, please?
I have time, Ocho, to listen to your soliloquy.
Soliloquy.
God damn, well, that's a hard one now. Soliloquy. Goddamn, well, that's a hard one now.
Solilo.
S-A-L-I-L-A-Q-U-O-Y.
O-U-Y.
Am I wrong?
Wrong.
Soliloquy. S-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y. O-U-Y. Am I wrong? Wrong. It's a little...
S-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y.
That's what I just said, didn't it?
No.
You told me the words of the night was easy
and you give me all this hard shit.
Okay, how about this right here, Ojo?
Ostentatious.
You know what?
Show over. I'm gone.
Come on, man. you know what show over I'm gone come on man Ocho
ostentatious
yes wear fancy clothes
drive a nice car because he's
ostentatious
but wait wait wait wait
it's showy it's pretentious
it's someone that tries to impress.
Ostentatious.
That ain't me, so how am I going to know how to spell it?
Austin.
Austin.
Ostentatious.
Well, I got the tatious part.
So if the beginning ain't right,
O-S-T-E-N
T-A-T-I-O-S
O-S-T-E-N
T-A
T-I-O-U-S
Okay
You got it
I ain't looking at y'all
Here's your bonus question right here
Bonus question
Chat this for y'all
Chat this for y'all
Chat if I get this wrong
I won't even do the show no more
Pandemonium
Pandemonium
Pandemonium
Please use pandemonium in a sentence for me
When the 49ers lost
Pandemonium broke out in the city in a sentence for me. When the 49ers lost,
pandemonium broke out in the city.
Pandemonium.
Wild, noisy, disorder, confusion, uproar.
Pandemonium.
Pandemonium.
Common sense.
Pandas are great in China.
There's no way there can be a silent letter in this word.
So panda, we're going to go with that.
We're going to break it off in two sections.
Panda, P-A-N-D-A.
Panda.
Okay.
Monium.
M-O-N.
I know there's a fucking silent.
Monium.
Monium.
Medium.
Monium, medium. So how medium is spelled with i okay m-o-n-i-u-m close what p-a-p-a-n-d-e m-o-n-i-u-m pandemonium.
Like, I don't know who came up.
They really butchered the English language on how things should be spelled
with all this trickery in between
that makes no effing sense.
Excuse my language.
Okay, Ocho.
Now it's time for you to ask me
these hard-ass questions back.
Nah, it's on now.
Dunk on Unk.
Dunk on Unk. Dunk on Unk.
Chad, I apologize.
Chad, tonight just wasn't my night. How many I got right? Three?
How many I got right?
I went three for five.
One. You got...
Let me see. Let me see what you got. Nah, I got
lean right. I was just talking too fast.
Nah, you got
ostentatious.
That's easy. I got lean right, too. I was two for five. Come on, man. I was just talking too fast nah you got you got ostentatious that's easy I got lean right too I was two for five come on now I was just talking
I talk fast I get excited
nah I mean the way you spell the words
I thought you was on lean
and the chat better not be laughing because y'all ain't know how to
spell none of the words either now don't start that
they be laughing at me like they some other, like they a kid.
Yeah, the word hard to hear.
Yeah, they tell about me.
They be killing me.
Okay, here we go, chat.
We finna get unk today.
Question number one, dunk on unk trivia.
Don't cheat now.
What you reaching for?
What you reaching for?
Okay.
Let me make sure.
Let me see that.
I want to make sure the answers ain't on that.
Okay.
I got to watch you.
Dunk on Unc Trivia.
Question number one.
Iowa took on LSU in the NCAA Women's Elite Eight tonight
in honor of the Hawkeyes' win.
Name at least two active Pro Bowl tight ends that played at Iowa.
George Kittle. Okay. George Kittle. of Pro Bowl tight ends that played at Iowa? At least two.
George Kittle.
Okay.
George Kittle.
And Hawkinson, T.J. Hawkinson.
Okay, you got that right.
Also Sam Laporta also.
Yeah, see, that was too easy.
And Dallas Clark.
Dallas Clark went to Iowa also.
Yeah, that was too easy.
That was too easy.
All right.
You get an asterisk behind that
because that was too easy.
Nah, absolutely not. Man, O.J., you be hating on me, man. I'm not hating, but that because that was too easy. Nah, absolutely not.
Man, Ojo, you be hating on me, man.
I'm not hating, but that was a very easy question
based on the stuff that I had to spell.
The stuff I had to spell was some old Harvard...
First of all, Ojo, you asked me a question
about the common draft,
and the common draft didn't happen until 1970.
Hey, sir, you got it wrong.
It was 12.
I ain't trying to hear all that.
Question number two.
Which defensive player holds the NFL record for most
consecutive seasons with at
least one interception?
Which defensive player holds the NFL record for
most consecutive seasons with at least
one pass intercepted?
... consecutive seasons with at least one pass intercepted? Oh, we.
I don't know.
Charles Wilson.
I don't know, Charles Wilson That answer is
Absolutely
Indubitably
Fucking wrong
Because it's Daryl Green
Daryl Green who had one interception
For 19 consecutive seasons
Yeah chat, we got him
We got him on the rope chat
It's all down here from here chat
Oh you definitely ain't getting this right
You ain't definitely getting this right. You ain't
definitely get this right. Who is
the Bengals' all-time leader in
passing touchdowns? You definitely
ain't getting this right.
Who is the Bengals' all-time leader
in passing touchdowns?
Who? Kenny Anderson.
That answer is also
absolutely wrong. Absolutely not. Wrong. That answer is also absolutely wrong.
Absolutely not.
Wrong.
The answer is Andy Dalton, who has 204 TDs, followed by none other than...
I forgot about the red rifle.
Yeah, followed by none other than the great Kenny Anderson with 197.
That's Ash.
That's Ash got Andy Dalton with the TCU.
Oh, yeah.
Hey,
Chad,
we got him on the ropes, baby.
We got him doing the rope.
I'm going to get one.
I'm going to get one.
Oh, no.
Not tonight.
Not tonight.
Not after that first one.
Here you go.
Number four.
Who had the most receiving yards
between 2008...
Hold on.
Who had the most receiving yards between 2008? Hold on. Who had the most receiving yards between 2000 and 2009?
Who had the most receiving yards between 2000 and 2009?
Just remember, I was playing during these years, so be mindful of your answer.
And remember the kind of yards I put up in the 2000s
2000 to 2009 nine years span now you said for truth that you said from what
listen to me now stay with me. Who had the most receiving yards
between 2000 and 2009?
So that's...
Yeah, that's a nine-year span.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to say...
Receiving yards. Oh my goodness. I'm going to say Steven Yards.
Chad, we got him on the rope, Chad.
We got him on the ropes.
We got him on the rope.
He like Ali right now.
He trying to dodge and dance.
You know, he got his hands on the ropes.
He trying to, uh.
It's too late.
Uh.
I just told you I was playing during this time.
You must have forgotten. You must have forgotten the run I had.
It ain't you. I had a seven year run.
I'm going to say.
Yeah, you cheating. If you say. Yeah, you cheating.
If you get this right, you cheat.
I want to say him, but it's probably.
I'm going to go.
I don't know.
I'm going to go to you.
Who?
Tio.
That's my guy.
That is my best friend.
But my friend, that answer is also wrong. That is my best friend. But my friend that answer is also
wrong. That answer is wrong. The
answer is sorry, hope who had
12,954 yards in the 2000s,
followed by none other in
arguably the greatest receiver
to ever play the game. The freak
of nature that is Randy Moss had
11,739 yards from 2000 to 2009.
And guess who was after them?
Who?
Not me.
Yeah.
I wanted to say Fisk,
but Fisk didn't come in.
Fisk didn't come in
because he...
Fisk didn't come in
until like 04.
Yeah.
05, something like that.
So it couldn't have been,
I knew it couldn't have been him.
Yeah, nah, nah.
All right, last one.
Who is this?
This the last one?
Yep, last one right here.
You're going to get
this one wrong too.
Nah, see,
you was making fun of me
for only getting one right.
Now you only got one right.
So we even.
And you ain't going to get
this one either.
Chat, stay with me now.
Coach Prime played 641 Major League Baseball games,
more than anyone who's played in both the NFL and MLB.
Can you name the four MLB teams Deion played for?
That's not fair.
The Braves.
The Yankees. The Redves. The Yankees.
The Reds.
Oh, my goodness.
Come on, chat.
We got him on the rope, chat.
All we need is a knockout like Frazier.
Hello, I'm Howard
Cosell. Tonight
we
have
two of the greatest fighters ever.
Ever.
Ever.
I don't know.
Nope.
You don't know.
No, no, no, no. Too late. You already said, I don't know. Nope. You don't know. Giants.
No, no, no, no. Too late.
You already said, I don't know.
You can't do that.
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Don't do that, Ochoa.
You can't say the Giants.
Wait a minute.
You just said, I don't know, and threw your hands up.
That excludes you from answering.
No, it does not, Ochoa.
Wasn't the Giants.
You can't do that.
Wasn't the Giants.
No, it was the A's.
So you're wrong.
Okay. I think it was the Giants. No, it was the A's. So you're wrong. Okay.
I think it was the Giants.
No, you're right.
You're right.
It was the Giants.
No, no, it's too late.
Chat.
Chat.
Chat.
I know y'all...
Chat.
Listen.
He trying to cheat.
Did you not hear him say,
I throw my hands up,
I don't know.
And after you say,
I don't...
You throw your hands up
and say, I don't know.
That's it.
You can't say, oh, and then give an answer after the fact.
He cheating.
Chad, am I right?
So you went one.
Look at that, Ojo.
Look what somebody made.
Look at somebody made me in Denver.
What's that?
LePorte lights up.
Can you see it lit up?
Hey, that's live.
That's all gold?
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
I like that. It's live. That's all gold? Yeah, yeah. Yep. I like that.
It's live.
Two for five.
No, no, no, no.
You won for five.
I got it.
Ask the chat.
I got it, though, Joe.
Ask the chat.
I got it.
Ask the chat.
Did I get it right?
Did I get it right?
You can't say, oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
And I had said the answer already.
No, you didn't say that.
Yes, I did.
Soon you said, oh, I give up. I don't know. I said Giants. You said, OK. You said't say that. Yes, I did. Soon you said, oh, I give up.
I don't know.
I said Giants.
You said, okay.
You said, no.
You said, we got it, champ.
We got it.
I answered the question.
You said, I don't know.
You threw your hands up.
And I said Giants.
No, no.
I said, I don't know.
I'm just going to say the Giants.
And you said, oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Somebody gave you that answer in there.
I'll go one more. I'll give one more. I'm two for five. No, you, no, no, no. Somebody gave you that answer in there. I'll go one more.
I'll give one more.
I'm two for five.
No, you won for five.
I'm two for five.
No, you won for five.
Stop cheating.
That was the last one.
Okay.
All right.
It's time for our last segment of the night.
And it's a Q and A.
and it's a Q and A.
Hey, boy, it's almost two in the morning.
We got people up with us, man.
I appreciate y'all, chat.
I appreciate y'all.
I love y'all, man.
Can't believe y'all up this late.
Stevenson Smith said,
Uncle Nocho, I'm currently bringing in my 33rd birthday.
Tuned in to the show with a complimentary glass of La Porte.
Love you guys and the show.
Stevenson, happy birthday.
Thank you, bro.
We appreciate the support.
Hey, enjoy 33.
And I can't wait to see what you tell us about 34.
Yeah, happy birthday, boy. Congratulations on the birthday, man.
Happy birthday.
Chief Nation, Chef Nation, excuse me.
When are we getting memberships and nightcap merchandise? Ash, When are we getting memberships
and nightcap merchandise?
Ash, when are we getting merchandise?
Ash says we're getting
merchandise and memberships
this month. Well, hell, when am I getting
merchandise? I'm part of the show and I ain't got
no damn t-shirt, I ain't got a hoodie
Next
May
Damn
May. You do realize it's April already, right? Oh, next, uh, May. Damn. May.
You do realize it's April already, right?
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You said next May.
No, no, no, May.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Kemper Norwood Jr.,
do you have Kaitlyn Clark winning MVP
if I win the national championship?
That's a no-brainer.
Hell, she might win it and they lose.
She's been phenomenal. She's been phenomenal.
Yeah, she's been phenomenal.
I mean, she's she's she's box office.
She's everything is advertised.
Uh, big moments, big moments.
She plays well.
She rises to the occasion.
So she's she's unbelievable.
I'm glad I got an opportunity.
I've been very, very fortunate.
I'll go back a long ways and remember seeing some of the great the cheryl millers uh the
shemika holdclaw uh the diana tarassi's the uh candace parker's uh the stewies all them the
my mores yeah i remember all and and hey she ranks favorable she's right there with all the best of them terence g said what's up guys i think the issue with the wmba name brand recognition we know the
ucla's uconn connect however you really can't name most of the wmba team secondly do you think
jevon courage would be a number one today with his athleticism man look here i was very fortunate
enough i played against freak in his absolute prime before he had those ankle injuries that A number one today with his athleticism. Man, look here. I was very fortunate enough.
I played against Freak in his absolute prime before he had those ankle injuries
that probably robbed him of his athleticism.
He was special.
Real deal.
He was special.
I'm talking about, you're talking about 6'4", probably about 260,
probably walking around about 6% body fat.
First step was like that of a wide receiver or DB.
I'm talking about
freaky, freaky athleticism.
And I think I got a pair of his
gloves. I think he wore a size 5X
glove. Yeah, Curtis'
hands was huge.
His hand was like a catcher's
mitt, like a first baseman's mitt.
I just seen Javon at
F1 not too long ago. You know, F1, get ready
to come back to Miami now. I saw him
at F1 last year. I'm like, well,
goddamn, boy, you can go suit
up right now. But he's
still, you know, he's still sitting.
Yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Martin B. said, hey, Uncle Nocho, I'm a huge
fan of 28, but I have an old soul question.
And a four-man gauntlet between the Isley brothers, Martin B said, Hey Uncle Nocho, I'm a huge fan. I'm 28, but I have an old soul question. And,
and a four band gauntlet
between the Isley Brothers,
the OJ,
the Commodores,
and the Gap Band.
What's your ranking?
Ooh,
that's,
ooh,
that's a good one.
Ooh,
Isley Brothers are number one.
Isley Brothers is one.
Wait,
over the,
over the Commodores?
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
hell yeah.
Listen,
he ain't just throw anybody at you.
He threw the top, the top of the top, the cream of the crop.
Isley is the number one.
Okay.
I would go, ooh, God dang.
That's tough, boy.
That's tough.
Name them off again one time.
Name them off one more time.
The Isley Brothers, the OJs, the Commodores, the Gap Band.
The Gap Band.
Outstanding.
Yep.
The Isley's the number one.
That's, that's, that's, that's.
Listen, it's so many hits.
Matter of fact,
you know what I'm going to do?
You know what I'm going to do?
Let me put this in my notes real quick.
Because I already got the album.
I just, now you,
now you got me
for the go back
and listen to this.
What I'm going to do tomorrow,
I'm going to listen to this. Isley Brothers. I'm going got me finna go back and listen to this. What I'm gonna do tomorrow? I'm gonna listen to this.
Icy Brothers.
I'm gonna listen to this
so I can do justice.
And we ain't even
putting the Temptations in there.
Yeah.
What?
Gap band.
I'm gonna go...
You say OJ?
Did you say OJs?
Yep.
Isley's, OJ's,
Commodore's, and the Gap band.
OJ's.
I'll go Isley's, OJ's, Commodore's, and the Gap Band. OJ's. I'll go Isley's one.
God damn.
OJ's.
Commodore's.
OJ's.
Gap Band.
Oh, man.
Isley Brothers,
Gap Band,
OJ's,
oh, and Commodore's.
Yeah.
That's only four. That's it. That's only half. Four. Okay. All right, let me see. Wait, Izy Brothers, Gap Band, OJ's, oh, and Commodores. Yeah. That's only four.
That's it.
That's only half.
Four.
All right, let me see.
Who would I go?
I'm going Izy's.
Oh, that's a good one.
I'm going Izy's, the OJ's, Gap Band, Commodores.
Okay, I'm going...
I'm going to go with you.
I'm going to go with the Izy Brothers first.
The Commodores, the OJs, then the
Gap Band.
Now, honestly,
it's a win-win no matter which way you go.
Because you know, Lionel Richie was the
lead singer of the Commodores.
Yeah, but you know about that, man.
Well, I didn't
make you see you.
They got started at Tuskegee.
For real?
Yeah.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
That's tough.
All I know is the Isles of Warrant.
The Isles of Warrant.
Three times a lady.
Oh, God.
Hey, y'all remember When they used to have that
What was that thing
With Timberland
And Swizz Beatz
What was that
What was that
Oh where they had the
Where they go and get
The Versus
Versus
Versus
Versus
Y'all remember the Isles
And the Earth, Wind and Fire
Oh that's right
They did have a versus, huh?
Yes.
Yes.
I forgot about that.
Yes.
I forgot about that.
I think the Isley's won that.
Cleared them out, if I'm not mistaken.
I don't know, man.
The Earth, Wind & Fire had the bang, boy.
Oh, man.
I was like, okay, who would win?
Mariah or Whitney?
Oof.
Hey, that's tough.
Michael Jackson or Prince?
Two different artists.
I like that.
Hell, you know who he didn't mention?
Now, what happens if you throw Frankie Beverly and Maze in the mix?
I think.
I like Frankie Beverly and M Mays but I wouldn't put
I wouldn't put them in front of them
I'm not
listen I'm gonna have to take away your
I'm gonna have to take away your credibility card
who you putting Frankie Beverly Mays in front of
for this group
man Frankie Beverly Mays is right up there with everybody
else we just named
first of all ain't nobody up there with the Isley brothers
so just stop that so now you gonna put who you putting in second ain't nobody up there with the Isley Brothers, so just stop that. So now you go,
who you putting in second?
Ain't nobody up there
with the Isley.
Man, you better stop
playing on Jake.
I'm talking about
Frankie Beverly and Maze now.
Hold on now.
We talking about
the same Frankie Beverly?
I'm talking about
the same Frankie Beverly
that perform every year
at Essence?
That Frankie Beverly?
Yes, yes, yes.
Frankie Beverly and Maze
ain't messing with
the Isley Brothers.
No. Okay, you tripping now.
Put it to the chat.
The chat ain't even old enough to know about this stuff.
Yeah, they do. Yeah, they are.
Yeah, they are.
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody, ain't nobody, ain't nobody
ain't nobody messing with that. People in the chat
over 35,
please talk and explain
to him about Frankie Beverly
and Maze.
First of all, Frankie Beverly and Maze,
they performed between them and the
Izy Brothers. Now, that's tough.
You acting like it's like, oh, no, Izy
Brothers still for... Nah, wait a minute, nah.
There's an argument to be had.
It'll be like
Tech beat Cumberland.
220 to nothing
The most lopsided scoring football
Come on now
Nah, you tripping
Cumberland was unable to throw a single pass
Without it being picked off and ran back for a touchdown
You tripping
But okay, I'm going to let you in
The chat will
Help you in this instance
And I know the chat
Frankie Brevly made the great day Messing with the Isley brothers will help you in this instance. And I know that you have...
Frankie Breville made the great day
messing with the Isley brothers.
All right.
See, I need the 30, 35 and up crowd
to give you a better understanding.
Maybe I'll give you 45 and up, 50 and up.
Ain't nobody messing with the Isley brothers.
All right.
All right. All right.
Okay, Lady
Ray, please forgive me for my out-of-pocket
comment last night saying George is the goat.
Not forgiven. Since we all
try to continuously improve ourselves,
what is the one thing about yourself you're
working on or want to improve upon?
No joke.
Me? Something that I'm continuously
working on? Yep.
I think the most important
thing for me is
being a father, being a better father.
That's the one thing.
One of the one things I'm continuously working on
being a better
father and
a better
partner. Better father, better partner.
And in a few months, a better husband.
I think that's the top three.
But one, number one, I'm working on being a better father.
That's number one.
Continuously always striving to be better in certain areas.
I know.
Certain areas.
So who's winning?
Isaac Brothers winning by 80%.
See, these people don't know no goddamn music, man.
The fact that y'all disrespecting Frankie Beverly and Maze.
Ain't nobody disrespecting. First of all, Frankie Beverly and Maze ain't nobody disrespected
first of all Frankie Beverly and Maze
performed our second Super Bowl party
so I know Frankie Beverly and Maze
man
y'all
sunshine
and rain
listen I'm scared to sing this song
cause I don't wanna
ain't nobody messing with the island because I don't want to...
Ain't nobody messing with the island, brother.
I think that's for me.
Me, I'm constantly working on
being a better dad.
Patience.
I have none.
And I definitely have to I have none.
And I definitely have to work on that.
I definitely have to work on that.
And I need to understand that everybody doesn't see things
how I see things.
Everybody doesn't do things
how I do things.
And, you know, I'm constantly telling Shelly,
like, when the lady comes over
and prepare the food and put it, I was like, Shelly, like when the lady comes over and prepare
the food and put it, I was like, can you have her to put it in a certain way? She's like, Shannon,
it's, it's nothing wrong with the way she put the food in there. Okay. She turned the labels.
Can the labels be facing out? I mean, just, just small things like that is that I'm just,
I'm just trying to work on patients. Um, um I have none I have none and I need to I
need to be better at it uh and you know
this is it yeah that that was a great question and the fact that that question was asked it
really it really jogged my memory not my memory but but some some of the things I need to work
on continuously.
But that being a better father is one of them and continuing to strive to be a better partner,
a great partner.
So as I continue to be a better partner, it will just transition into being that of an even better husband.
Just being able to do that transition.
Yeah, yeah.
Better man in general, but that goddamn father just,
it's something I've always,
I've always wanted to continue to work on
and not from a financial aspect,
you know?
That part is 10 out of 10.
They're just other areas
that I need to navigate
and be better at.
Yeah, I think it's probably
a little easier for you
because it's hard
because my kids are grown now.
Right.
And I don't see...
I got four or five
that's grown too.
Yeah.
And I don't see them
with the frequency
is that you see your smaller ones.
So it's hard for me to get...
And they're grown now.
They're grown.
They're grown.
And, you know,
my oldest daughter is like,
Daddy, you did a great job.
They tell me I did a great job. Um,
they tell me I did a great job,
but I do think at times I could have done better.
I probably,
probably shouldn't have been as hard on them as I was.
Right.
But
I wanted them to be the best they possibly could.
Right. And whatever they chose to do.
And I probably was a little harder on them than I needed to be, especially they were kids.
Yeah.
I see you did yours a little different.
It seemed like you ruled with an iron fist.
I was a complete opposite.
I wasn't hard on mine.
You know, during their time, obviously growing up, whatever they wanted to do, they were allowed to do.
I didn't force the issue on anything because usually when you force a child to do something that you want them to do, there's always pushback once they get to an age.
Once they get to an age where, okay, now I can make the decision.
This really doesn't make me happy.
I was only doing it because you forced me to.
I never did that. But now at this, at this time, at this 10 year injunction
in their life, I'm all for, okay. At some point, things are going to have to kick in
some point. I need to be your last option, not your first. So I haven't, I haven't even had that
talk yet right now. I'm still what you need. Okay. You won't get it first court. I'm not, I'm not even asking no questions. So I haven't got to that point yet right now. I'm still, what you need? Okay, you're going to get it first court.
I'm not even asking no questions.
So I haven't got to that point
to where you are with yours now
where you tell them,
listen, don't call me first.
Just let me be the last option.
I still, and I'm still in that phase of
I'm the first option
until I make sure you have it figured out.
Yeah.
Well, I think they got it figured out oh joe it was just
like it was no i didn't reason with the kids right it was what i said today take the trash out clean
the house up right right do the dishes do x y and z there was no i was underlay there was no um
i just remember my grandfather said boy you don't ration with a child. You're the adult.
You're the parent.
Right.
What you say, go.
Right.
And, you know, and I did as they got older.
I wasn't as hard, but I felt they understood. And they understood, OK.
This is really, really that it really needs us to do this or else.
And there was things that like, it's not that big of a deal.
And, but, uh, the kids were always, uh, would always like, and I have, I have a great relationship
with my kids.
Um, but they do a great job for the most part.
Now the oldest, the oldest, my oldest daughter,
she'll share everything.
Right.
Boys, blah, blah, blah,
whatever the case may be.
Right.
I mean, we got that type
of relationship.
Key is more,
he's probably more quiet.
He's probably going to tell
his mom first
to get her feedback
to let the like,
okay, do I tell dad
right
who the same thing she's probably gonna go
to her mom first
mom gonna give me the heads up
who gonna call you you don't
know right
so
but it's but it's you know like I said
at the end of the day I want them I want
them like figure it out and then like dad, this is what I'm thinking.
What do you think?
Right.
I ain't got no problem with that.
But don't, don't, don't go do it.
And then it might blow up.
And then you come to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell nah.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know what you want me to do.
I ain't no repairman.
No, come to me first.
Look, it's your idea.
It's your decision.
But I'm going to give you my honest assessment of what I think it should be.
Right.
Dr. Frank L. Bellamy said, what would you do if you discovered that your house was haunted,
but the ghost was actually a friendly ghost and just wanted to chill?
Nah, you got to get up out of here, ghost.
I like that.
I like the idea that you know that
i remember you remember drop dead fred uh-oh you remember the movie drop dead fred i know right
said fred i'm too sexy for my too sexy for my uh okay okay okay i remember that too i remember that
i mean i dropped drop dead fred was It was imaginary. So I'm just thinking
I'm thinking of ghosts.
I think that would be cool.
You know,
that's probably
hypothetically speaking
it's not possible.
I don't even think
ghosts are real.
I think
hell, if ghosts were real
I think my mom and my grandma
would have came back
and showed me a sign by now.
So
I don't believe in ghosts
because they ain't came
and told me nothing.
They gave you a sign.
You got real.
Yeah. Okay. I like that.
That was cute.
That was cute.
Think about all the women
that you done come across in your life.
It was this one
that made you decide to settle down.
It was this one
that said, you know what?
That one ain't never leaving my side.
Yeah, she got money.
That's why I ain't going nowhere.
So.
Nah, but no, but serious.
I like that.
I like that.
But mama, grandma,
I know y'all going to see this up in heaven.
How about one of y'all come down here
and give me a sign
that everything is okay.
You just transitioned
and then came and told me nothing.
Nathaniel.
And I know y'all going to get. And I know y'all gonna get this
because I know y'all got Wi-Fi in heaven.
How about that?
They don't...
It's not gonna come back
in the form that you're looking for.
Well, it need to come back
in some kind of form.
In any kind of form.
Shit.
Josh Romero says,
Unc and Ocho love Flush H.A. and Nightcap.
You guys are my heroes.
Would you guys ever consider being in an action movie together
or two Unc and Ocho taking out bad boys?
As long as I ain't got to do no running.
As long as I ain't got to do no running.
Can I be in an action movie with no running?
It's called action.
You got to run.
You got to run.
You got to tumble.
You got to jump.
Listen, if I do an action movie,
I want to do my own stunts.
I want to be like Tom Cruise.
I want to be like Jackie Chan.
I want to be jumping off buildings,
helicopters,
flying off cliffs.
Man, just all type of just crazy stuff.
I like that.
That's a good idea.
I don't want to do none of that.
No.
No action movies for me.
Sonny Khan says, Uncle
Nocho, you're my favorite duo. What's your favorite
saying of all times? Change your perspective
about life. My favorite quote
is by Rumi. If everything seems
dark, look again. You
might be the light.
Wow.
I don't really have no
good quotes.
Most of the ones you be telling me,
I have them all written down in a notebook as far as that.
I mean...
I mean, I'm a big quote guy, Ocho.
I know over the course of my career and my specialty
since I've probably been about 19 or 20,
I've kind of wrote her down, a lot of them.
Dr. Samuel Johnson, a British poet, once said,
almost every man will waste a part of his life
trying to possess qualities he does not have
in an attempt to gain applause for which he cannot keep.
Wait a minute, I got to stand up on that one.
Think about what he said.
Almost every man will
waste a part of his life
in an
attempt
to possess qualities he does not
have in an attempt to
gain applause for which he cannot keep.
We all will
waste a part of our life trying to be something
we're not.
Just to gain applause for which we cannot keep.
You see, I had to stand up on that one, huh?
Now, if you had an offering plate,
I'd send you some money.
What's your cash at?
You know what I'm saying?
That was a good one.
I'm going to be a pastor.
You know what I'm saying?
You know my motto is in the church.
Uh-huh.
Don't put change in the collection plate.
God don't like noise.
That's what I'm saying, don't you?
That's all I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
God don't like noise.
That's what I'm saying.
Hell no.
That's a good one. Hey, that's a good one
that's a good one
don't put change
in the collection plate because God don't like
noise
that's what I heard
because it's a Sunday
he rested don't wake him up
number of people
dollars and up
dollar bills I got what you $10, $20.
I got what you call an ATM machine in the back of the church.
Two of them.
I got two of them, baby, in the back of the church.
Yeah.
Hell nah.
Yeah.
He asked you the Bible in Malachi.
He said, will a man rob God?
He answered himself, yes, and tithed and an offering.
James E. Long, this will quickly become one of my favorite live streams.
Love y'all.
Comedy, wisdom, all in one mix.
My question is, where would you invest $100,000 right now in these trying times?
It's not a lot, but it ain't a little bit.
It is a lot.
Yeah, it is a lot.
Hey, listen, are you a gambler?
Are you a gambler? Are you a gambler?
Because if you're going to invest 100K, there's a chance it don't hit.
There's a chance that you can lose that 100K.
There's a chance.
I don't like chances. I don't like putting my money in other people's hands and hopes that it's going to hit.
I don't like that.
I don't like that. I don't like it.
You might have better advice for him,
but I'm not investing in nothing
where there's a possibility
it might not go the way I want it to.
I don't like gambling.
Oh, Joe.
I'm about to be 56.
And I've accumulated a little money over my years.
I don't take the risk at 56 that I took at 35 or I took it 25.
Yes, sir.
Because I'm not going to have as much time to recoup that if I lose it.
Yes, sir.
So the risky, risky stuff that's going to pay me 25, 30, 40 percent is just not worth it to me.
Just let me be a little S&P. Let me get 6 percent.
Right.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
I can spend X amount of dollars, never take the principal, live off that. I'm cool. I can spend X amount of dollars, never take the principle,
live off that.
I'm cool.
$100,000 is a lot of money.
You need to put it in something really, really solid.
But the question I have for you,
anytime you invest money,
can you put it away
and not even think about it
for five years?
And you know the kind of money
you got to have coming in
to take a hundred
and put a hundred up
and not even think about it.
Don't have the mindset,
oh, I got a hundred K.
I want to invest it
because I want to make a quick turn,
make a quick flip
so I can have more.
Don't do that.
At this point, I mean,
the flip ain't,
nah, ain't, you know.
Like I said, I don't have, I's it's it's just not worth it to me at
this stage of my career now how do i how do i make how do i make that up to lose five seven million
dollars you can't make it not worth it no no listen there there there there are people in this
in life that are one percenters that can take the opportunities and the chances to do that.
Because they have such large lump sums coming at a time, but they can take those chances.
Yeah.
And sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't.
But it doesn't matter.
Anthony Simmons said, please wish my fiance Shay a happy birthday.
Shay, happy birthday. Anthony wants to fiance Shay a happy birthday Shay happy birthday
Anthony wants to wish you
a happy birthday
hopefully you had a great day
flowers
candy
bubble bath
and you know what it is
you gotta shake them covers now
yeah
yeah don't
don't forget that diamond
happy birthday Shay
don't forget that diamond boy
hey
uh uh Anthony
make sure you pop it 30 minutes 30 minutes before action Why? Hey, uh-uh, Anthony.
Make sure you pop it.
30 minutes.
30 minutes before action.
30, 45.
Matter of fact, I want you to try something different tonight, boy.
Right before you start.
Right before you start
horizontal activity,
you got to scream,
this is Sparta.
And then go ahead and hand me your business.
Yeah, I think the people in the chat they might
they probably it's a birthday huh and that yeah i mean you know that's that's that's his uh fiance
so you know you gotta you know that's change some birthday you know you do candy right right
rose petals right right bubble bath you know you you know you must uh massage your feet
You know, you massage your feet.
As far as it goes now, you know what I'm saying?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't pay.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You got to do something different.
Now, you take them feet, get you some whipped cream.
I know you got some whipped cream at home.
Matter of fact, if you ain't got no whipped cream,
I'm going to tell you what you do.
If you got kids and you still got a bottle laying around the house,
get you a bottle.
Put some pickle juice.
Put the pickle juice in the bottle.
Huh? Take the pickle juice In the bottle Huh?
Take the pickle juice Put it in the bottle
And goddamn
Squeeze the bottle
Pickle juice
Over the
Over a feet
Start with the
I don't like pickles
Huh?
I don't like pickles
I mean we giving him
An idea to do that
I know he ain't done
Oh my bad
My bad
Okay my bad
Yeah
Okay my bad
Yeah
Take the pickle juice
Put it on the feet
Start with the pinky toe
Work your way Over to the big toe
Like you're playing a flute
Like this
Like you're playing a flute
Hey I'm taking some new shit
Some new shit
I got some
Take the whipped cream
I know you got some whipped cream at home
Matter of fact I don't even know whipped cream
Nah I don't got no whipped cream
I don't like whipped cream
You don't?
I don't like whipped cream
Cool whipped whatever
Nah I don't like that
What you like?
Any kind of sauce?
And you like ranch?
Hoo-ha.
You like ranch?
Oh, you like hoo-ha?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm saying.
No, I don't like ranch.
I don't like condiments.
The only condiment I do is ketchup.
Ah, that's a good one.
I like where you're going with that.
I like the way you're thinking.
I see.
I like the way you're thinking.
Take some of that.
You know alligator over here, Ash.
Huh?
Listen.
Ash.
We call Ash Gator.
For real?
Because he'll eat anything.
Yeah.
Listen,
I'm telling you what to do now.
In 2025,
we're in 2024 right now.
We're going to work on you
the rest of the year
to get you where you want to be.
Okay.
Get you some ketchup, right?
Get the highest ketchup
with the squeeze bottle.
Yeah.
Squeeze it.
Let it run down the crack, right? Down the crack from the back. From the bottle. Yeah. Squeeze it. Let it run down the crack, right?
Down the crack from the back.
From the back.
Nah.
And when it get right there,
you get where I'm going with it?
Nope.
I don't want to say it
because this is PG
because I know kids might be watching.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm saying no.
Why are you saying no?
My stomach hurt.
What you ate earlier?
I'm full. I'm full. I don't know.? My stomach hurt. What you ate earlier?
I'm full.
I'm full.
I'm telling you,
before the year's out,
we're going to get you sucking toes,
we're going to get you
eating ass,
one or the other.
Nah, I'm good, Ocho.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
It's after 2 o'clock,
so after 2 o'clock,
I can talk like this.
Can I pay not to do those things?
No.
No.
Yeah, you can.
Not at all.
Listen, Unc,
you're going to have to evolve in that area. $2,500 a month if I don't have to do those things? No. No. Yeah, you can't. Not at all. Listen, Unc, you're going to have to evolve
in that area.
$2,500 a month
if I don't have to do that.
For who?
That ain't enough.
What's she going to do
with $2,500 a month?
You just had somebody
that had $7,500 upkeep.
What's $2,500 going to do?
That's disrespect for the hub.
Yeah, because I ain't did it.
Just try it, Unc.
One time.
No.
Just try it.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Who don't want these $2,500?
Who want these $2,500 a month?
I mean, I'm sure they'll help.
And I want $1099 at the end of the year.
Ooh.
$2,500?
Tax-free?
Tax-free.
Yeah.
Let me see.
$2,500, 12 months. Okay, that's a nice. $10,000 to $2,512 months
$10,000 to $25,000
another $5,000 what boom boom
that's a nice little check
yeah
but all you can say
or you can save your money and live a little bit
and see what it's like to do something
you've never done before
$930,000 with no taxes
listen something you've never done before. $930,000 with no taxes.
Listen.
You ain't even... Just two minutes. You ain't even got to do it that long.
Just...
You know what?
Feeling generous. It's been a good
year for us. Podcast doing good.
Yeah, we doing good. I give you three
bands.
You got to live a little bit, man.
I'm telling you, man.
Yeah, see?
They say, okay, yeah, we take it.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
I'm vegan.
No.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm vegan.
No, you ain't vegan.
I don't eat no meat no more.
You ain't got to eat it?
You ain't got to eat it?
I can't let no meat, no meat can ain't got to eat it? You ain't got to eat it? I can't let no meat
touch my mouth. It's about
the taste. It's about the taste.
That's right. That's all it is.
It's about the taste. That's why I got you using condiments.
You got to take
other things to the bedroom and change it
what you do because it's not going to work. You want to date
younger women, right? Think about it. You would
like younger women. You're not going to date nobody 56
or 60. You're going to date
younger women? Yeah, you know what? I need to get
me somebody young
but with an old soul. Okay.
That's a good one. So if you got somebody with an
old soul, you got somebody young, you still
going to have to be able to keep up with the whippersnappers
that she had before you. Oh, I keep up with them.
I keep up with them. Them diamonds
and that brush. Listen, the diamonds
is one thing, but you need to bring the condiments like whips, chains.
Oh, I'm all about that.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
I got swing, cuffs.
Okay.
Blindfold.
Whip.
Yeah.
What about you got, you got to have.
The chair.
You got the chair.
You put it on, you put it on, on, on the frame.
Oh, I'm good. Your boy good. Your boy the, on the frame. Oh, I'm good.
Your boy good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You got all that.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, you just like Christian grave.
Why you swear you me?
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Are you good?
You good.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, they said I would break my heel
that what happened
broke my heel
you know
yeah I would be cute I would DD
great great game tonight
Iowa
last year's defending champ
LSU to advance to the Final Four.
UConn takes down Juju Watkins and the USC Lady Trojans
to advance to Geno Auriemma and the UConn Huskies.
23rd Final Four.
Great ballgames tonight.
Great, great ballgames.
Kayla Clark was sensational.
Paige Beckers was unbelievable as well.
They advanced. Iowa takes down
LSU. UConn takes
down USC. Thank you guys
for joining us for another episode of Nightcap.
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Nah.
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I forgot I forgot what my jersey
tonight my jersey tonight
I'm wearing I'm wearing the greatest
soccer player the
greatest Italian soccer player ever
huh Valderrama
nah nah nah the chat gonna know who this is
the greatest Italian player ever.
You see it?
Bolotelli.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
That's my cousin.
Like, if there was a comparison to me
on the way I was in football...
Microphone.
Microphone.
If there was a comparison to me,
you know, as far as comparison, football player,
soccer player, it would be Balotelli.
He's the best. He's the best Liverpool player
ever. He's the best
Italian player ever. Yeah.
Now, Chad, if y'all want to argue, meet me on
Twitter.
So, thank you for joining us.
I'm your favorite on Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite
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