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Episode Date: March 1, 2024Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss their all time favorite albums and break down how OnlyFans is helping people all across the US. 3:00 KD says Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” i...s his fav all-time album 8:00 Gator nearly chases golf cart into pond 12:00 Woman loses $800K disability case after being in tree throwing contest 01:12:30 Woman asks passenger in business class if she could switch seats with her husband who was in economy 25:00 - Kellogg CEO says struggling families should eat cereal for dinner - Ocho calls him tone deaf 32:00 -Drea de Matteo says onlyfans saved her life 50:00 Q and Ayeee 56:00 Much more Nightcap (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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okay the next kevin durant says drake's certified lover boy is his favorite album ever what's your favorite album ever oh that's easy this is this is easy now when you when you say album i'm not i'm not speaking on any genre of music but this album
is a play from bottom from top to bottom or bottom to top whichever way you want to go
the miseducation of lauren hill everybody in the chat i know you're going to agree with me
as far as most one of the most iconic albums that is a no skip album and i'm sure everybody will have their choice on what they
like um on as far as this being the best album regards the genre but i'm sure we can all agree
on the miseducation of lauren hill being a classic album for me it is for sure i mean i i would need
you to be specific when you talk about for for me, uh, like rap for me,
it's all eyes on me.
The double album by Tupac.
Rap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now,
okay.
Listen,
that,
that's,
that's a,
that's a difficult one too.
When you talk about the genre of rap and we talk about iconic albums,
cause you,
you got Jay-Z.
You got Biggie.
Uh,
you got so many people.
Marshall. Yeah. Yeah. The old Slim Shady
where he told stories. The old Slim Shady.
And all that on it, yeah.
Yeah.
Man, that's a good one, man.
I mean, you got
Dre's album. You got Snoop. The Chronic. one, man. I mean, you got Dre's album.
You got Snoop.
The Chronic.
How you got, I mean, how the Chronic is not up there? Hey, you know what's funny?
The Chronic would be good, but I don't think the Chronic or Snoop Dogg, the old Snoop Dogg would really resonate with today's kids because the sound of music has changed today.
It's changed.
And then, you know, you ask somebody, yeah, it still hit.
It does hit.
But you ask some of the younger generation that listen to some of the stuff from back then,
they'd be like, man, what the hell is this?
Hey, Snoop.
I don't know.
I think Jay-Z has some classics.
For sure.
Classics, some albums, you know that yet you can go from from from
start to finish without without skipping but um it's all preference but i think when it comes to
the miseducation of lauren hill and that album everybody has to be on one accord and agreeing
that it is one of the best oh yeah for sure for sure uh i like off the Wall by Michael Jackson. I'm a big Michael Jackson fan. I'm a Prince fan.
A Sign of the Times.
Purple Rain.
I mean, excuse me, that's 1999.
That's the album.
I like Sade.
I like
Maxwell.
But y'all know me.
Y'all know my girl.
What you know about Maxwell?
I'm talking about
the old Maxwell and
D'Angelo. What you know about that old
Jaheim? I got one for you right here, baby.
I got one for you. I know you ain't gonna know about
this. I know the chat ain't gonna know.
What you got? Dave Hollister.
I know about Dave Hollister. Yeah, boy what's good dave dave hollister i know i know about
dave hollister yeah hey boy dave hollister got some heat boy i forgot i forgot the name of the
album it's a good one oh dave hollister used to run man eric benet uh brian mcknight something
about these dudes had some great i'm really really, really, really good music. Really good music. Music soul child.
Yeah. He's going to fight with me.
But, you know, for me,
you know, my favorite artist,
everybody knows who it is, it's Michelle Indigocello.
Yeah, but you can't
put her in that.
Plantation Lullabies,
Bitter,
Cookie,
the Anthropological
Mixtape right oh it's just something about it when i hear that woman voice because is she is she what genre is
it yeah yeah yeah and she sings with such passion you can hear when she's singing the hurt and the
pain that someone is broken.
When she said like wasted time,
I wish you spend your time wasting someone or wasted on someone that won't love you.
Like I would,
like I do.
She said,
you rarely know that,
but I hang on everything you say.
Hmm.
Would you turn and walk away into another's
arms. Hopeless
and shame, I wish
I could hold you that way.
Oh, you want to stop? Man, look here.
There's somebody.
Hey,
you know what that reminds me of?
You know what that reminds me of? When I think
of passion and pain
and I know the artist is speaking
from experience.
Lenny Williams, I love you, right?
Because I love you.
That is from a...
You can't make no song like that
unless you've been through that.
Listen.
Can bring me to tears today.
This song.
When Jet and a chick And a chick, baby,
excuse me real quick. A chick broke up
with me. She didn't know how to break up with me in person.
So she left this song on my voicemail
to give me a better understanding of how
she felt and how she wanted to express herself.
She left
in full length, Jasmine
Sullivan,
I'm in love with another man on my voicemail
to end things with me.
Oh.
When I tell you that song
and bring tears to my eyes
because it resonates with the past
and someone leaving me
and not giving me the courtesy
of letting me know to my face,
but leaving it on my voicemail.
Oh.
Boy.
Hold on.
Oh,
Joe,
why you think,
why do you think Michelle and Deggett or cello resonates so much with me?
Cause I know.
Right.
Right.
Right.
I feel like she's singing to me because that's happened to me that you want
someone so bad,
but they don't see it.
They turn it and walk away.
Yeah.
How I wish I could hold you that way.
Hmm.
Man, please.
Come on now.
Hey, listen, I know where you're coming from.
I know I've been, I've been through that.
I've been through that.
But let me tell you, let me tell you,
let me, you see how God works.
You see how God, hey, rail. Now I tell you, you see how God works, don't I? You see how God...
Hey, Rel.
I'm just using you as reference, baby. Go ahead and do what you're doing.
You see how God works, don't you?
For me to hear that,
but it really, for me,
when I'm at my lowest,
the one person I'm going to pick up the phone
and call is my sister.
Because she's going to provide clarity to me and explain it to me.
She's always going to say, Shannon, I love you.
That's the first thing she says, Shannon, I love you.
You're my baby brother.
But you're going to be okay.
And, you know, she'll say, hey, she'll read me scripture.
She'll say, let me pray.
I will pray for you.
Let me pray for you.
And it's just something about when I hear her and she tells me it's going to be okay. She'll read me scripture. She'll say, let me pray. I will pray for you. Let me pray for you.
And it's just something about when I hear her and she tells me it's going to be okay, I actually believe it.
Because a lot of times people have told me it's going to be okay and I don't necessarily believe it.
But every time she's ever told me that it's going to be okay, I believe her.
I believe there's something about her voice. There's something about she's the closest thing to my grandmother
and her voice.
She can get me to calm. I'm like, I'm going to do this.
She's like, Shanna,
there's your big sister
talking to you.
It brings me a peace.
Now, my brother's like, hey,
bro, what's going on? Talk to me.
He talks, he's very
matter of fact, she's like,
almost like,
like a mother talking to a small child telling me it's going to be okay
without,
I mean,
she's not there.
I mean,
a lot of times,
like,
you know,
when I was going through,
she came out,
you know,
she was like,
Hey,
she told my brother,
say,
Hey,
I'm going,
I'm going to see,
I'm going to see ship.
That's when she called me ship.
And,
uh,
yeah,
we talked a lot of times in the me. She up. And, uh, yeah,
we talked a lot of times in the room,
just her and I,
she said,
boy,
it's going to,
she's like,
it's going to be okay.
You know,
Hey,
you know, God didn't bring you this far to leave you now.
And so when Michelle and Dago is in those songs,
resonate so much with me because a lot of songs,
not just that when,
um,
uh,
the song Atlantic star,
uh,
uh,
send for me.
I remember a lot of those songs.
Uh,
uh,
I remember like,
man.
Yeah.
And you know,
and the funny thing about it is the music back then was so different
you could feel the pain in Marvin Gaye
and Bobby Womack
you could feel the pain through experience
and the stuff that they went through
and you could feel it
through the music man
you could feel it through the music and today's era
we always talk about what happened to R&B
I mean it's different now
it's different
I mean they was thinking about they was trying to get era we always talk about what happened to r&b i mean it's different now it's definitely different
different yeah yeah yeah i mean they were thinking about they were trying to get they
were trying to get they were trying to you know trying to shake the covers too but they had a more
subtle way yeah yeah yeah yeah they had a yeah very subtle way subtle way very subtle way of
getting about to close on joe check this out on joe uh. An alligator chases a golf cart into
a Florida pond. Check this out.
You see the gator?
You see how small he is?
Oh, he ain't small. My bad.
I told y'all.
Hey, listen. You could have kept going
straight. You could have rolled right over him. He would have been fine.
He's like... You could have rolled right over him.
He would have been fine. Golf cart don't weigh that much.
First of all, I told y'all. Hey, hey y'all better start paying y'all passing through a paying the toll hey
listen you know that's florida right yeah that's florida i mean i mean if you live here if you
lived here long enough you you've had encounter with encounters with gators obviously you know
they are verified very fast once they go on their hind legs but in that
situation just keep going straight run him over and keep going he's not going to be hurt he'll
be fine he's he's a he's good size he's good size about what's that about no he ain't that big
but here's the thing though joe here's the thing yeah is that where do you want them to go y'all
keep building in their habitat where you want them to go well you know the funny
thing is you could i see the homes back in the background somebody had that gator when he was
smaller and released them when he got of size oh joe when he got a size people always people always
do that oh we get to get the little baby gator oh joe if you keep encroaching in their habitat
if you keep building and y'all keep building in marsh
lands and swamp lands this is what you're going to get where do you want them to go that's why
they be in your swimming pool that's why they're in their backyard because your backyard is in their
habitat listen gators in florida are the amenities it comes with the culture it's a part of florida
it's just it's just part of us i I like that. That was a dope video.
But he better than me because I would have kept going straight.
And the thing is, you got to worry about your pets.
Yeah.
Okay, that's the issue.
That's the issue. If you live in that area like that,
especially with the homemade pond in the back,
keep your dog on a leash.
Keep your dog, because the dog sees something like that.
What's the first thing dogs do? Go straight to it,
especially if they small. And if he's walking by the edge gators are ambush predators and snatch
you right up yeah if you got a elderly parent or grandparents don't let them walk like that
hey did you see that video yeah yeah man they they they're great at assessing oh yeah i can i
can take this i can take this person down, or I can take this down.
And the funny thing about it, until you get up close on them,
you don't understand how fast they are in short spurts
and how quick in small spaces.
Be up on you before you even know it.
You got to be, because you're only going to get that one chance
to get that break.
And that's it. And once they lock that break and that does it yeah once they
lock in Ocho
it's time for our one of our favorite segments
of the day our daily dum-dum
here we go boom
who messed
up
Ocho a woman lost more than 800,000
in an injury lawsuit at the photo
surface of her partaking in
a Christmas tree tossing contest
the 36 year old woman
from I guess South Africa
RSA is that South
Africa that
um
what is it Ireland excuse me
RSA Ireland she sued in a 2017 car crash allegedly called
caused her debilitating debilitating neck and back pains she claims right the plane prevented
her from holding down a job for five years she was eventually rewarded disability payments
but they recently came to a screeching halt after she was caught tossing a
tree.
The local newspaper stumbled upon the photo from 2018,
which means it was taken up a year after the incident.
The judge said the competition involved people throwing a very large natural
Christmas tree,
and it was being thrown by her in a very agile movement.
I'm afraid I cannot
but conclude
that the claims were entirely
exaggerated. On that basis,
I propose to
dismiss the claim.
She pumped the bag, Ocho.
Now, Ocho, Christmas,
I'm thinking about what I'm going to get for Christmas.
I ain't throwing no damn creeps.
And you, Ocho, You know what you done done.
You done lied to these people and got
their money for disability
and you going to go throw a Christmas tree?
And the funny thing about it,
you know when you win a settlement, right?
Okay, you won $800,000.
They don't give it to you all at once.
You get it in spurts.
You get it, you know, the disbursements.
So I'm seeing, is this old?
Or did this happen in 2024?
They just, here's the thing.
She had the car accident in 2017.
Right, 2017.
She partook in the Christmas tree competition in 2018.
Right.
She won the settlement years later, and it just came to fruition.
And they said, nah, let's get that back.
Oh, shit.
She's been getting most of that money.
If they just found it out
from all that time, she didn't got most of that money by now.
Guess what, Ocho?
That criminal tree competition better be had
a million dollar first prize
to make up for the $800,000
that I lost. But she did win
the competition, Ocho.
And she won it.
She must have been
strong.
Clearly,
she didn't have
debilitating neck
and back pain.
Injury.
Yeah,
there's no,
there's no way
she can come back
from that.
There's no excuse
you can use in court
that can get you
back on the payment
plans from that injury.
So it's a wrap,
but I hope she did what she was supposed to do with her money.
Because obviously she got some of them disbursements throughout all these years.
But yeah, but that train is over, honey.
Ocho, check this out.
I've heard of a story like this.
A woman asked a fellow passenger to move.
Ocho, you know, you're like, okay, you in rail.
You in rail.
Let's just say you in rail in first class.
And y'all not sitting together.
And you see a fellow passenger.
You say, Hey, do you mind switching seats with my wife so we can sit together?
Okay, sure.
Check this out.
A woman asked a fellow passenger, could he switch with her husband?
Right.
The sad thing was her husband was economy in the middle seat they're in first class i mean that i mean why would you even do that why would you even disrespect
someone that paid their money to sit in first class and ride in comfort to go back to goddamn
economy because you want to sit with your husband. How about this?
The audacity in the entitlement.
You know what I would have told him?
He's like, I'm not going to switch with him, but you can.
I mean, you want him up here so bad.
How about you go back there and get in that middle seat?
I'll be more than happy to sit next to your husband.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Or you know what you could do?
You can go back and tell your husband,
whoever's sitting next to him,
ask him if the person sitting next to him
want to come up to God damn first class
and you go back there and economy with him.
If you want to sit with him that bad.
Why would I?
I mean, the tickets now, man,
they're astronomical.
You're talking about somewhere between $2,000 and $4,000.
And you think,
I'm going to give up my seat
and then you're going to go
sit back there and then go sit in a middle
seat for $300
because one of y'all wanted to be cheap
and you think somebody's going to be out of the
kindness of their heart like, you know what?
Yeah, I want you to sit.
Yeah, child, please. If anything,
it should have been the other way if
you want to be with your husband going back to an economy he was an 18 c the incident happened
aboard a flight from toronto to vancouver via a unspecified airline hey did they have an argument
or something no i don't know i'm trying to figure out what made her think that someone would give up
their first class seat i get get it, Ocho.
Okay, me and the guest, we're
not sitting together. And you
know, hey, she's in B
and there's somebody else that has
a B seat, a window seat.
Do you mind switching
up such as, okay, fine, no problem.
None, zero.
As long as it's still in first class,
it makes sense. Me, Ocho, it's still in first class it makes sense
it's in my profile I'll see
non bulkhead
you know
the blow bladder ain't what it used to be
so you know I'm going to get up a lot
and I don't want to be stepping over you
and put my ass in your face
and you know you trying to eat
so I just like to get on the boat and go
to the bathroom
I can't do bulkhead because I like to stretch. So I just like to get on a boat, Joe, and go into the bathroom. I can't do
bulkhead because I like to stretch out
on Joe. And that bulkhead, that thing, it doesn't
move. And then you can't have your
bag down. You got to have it up over your head.
And I get tired of going up there. If I need something,
get it. Put it back up.
Put it back up. So just let me
go ahead and get...
I'll see non-bulkhead.
And a lot of times, know if it's i'll trade
with me so somebody's like um they want to see it with if it's an aisle seat and their wife is in b
you know hey i'll go long as it's not a bulkhead seat i'll switch with them no problem i understand
people want to be together i mean i've been in i've been in that situation not multiple times
but a few times
obviously with rel and i when we're traveling somewhere and obviously we for some reason this
one here back here she likes to wait to get tickets last minute when we have to go somewhere
because most of the most of the time we want to travel we don't plan ahead of time we'd be like
you know you want to do something okay but we out and we won't be able to get seats together
so the few times that we've had to do that and ask people to change, they've always been very nice, very nice.
And it's never been an issue.
But, I mean, that was ridiculous of her to even think to ask somebody to go back to the economy so her husband can come sit with her.
Yeah.
I was like, no, but you can trade with your husband.
I'm sure he would love it up here.
That's ridiculous.
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I wouldn't even say it anything.
I understand that the economy is really hard on families
family of four, family of five
tough to make ends meet
but to be so tone deaf
to say well you should eat cereal
yeah
I mean listen, obviously
people of power, people in positions of power
especially those
higher up the food chain
they always let you know what they think about food chain they always let you know what they
think about you they will always let you know what they think about you they always let you know how
they feel about you especially with comments like this and to be tone deaf and not understanding
the difficult times that we're in now to even utter those words and allow it to get out says
all you need to say it's all you need to hear and it's always always it's always been
like that it's always been like that and the fact that people are still that disconnected
from reality and what's going on out here in the real world it sucks it sucks yeah it is it's tough
man it's he's serious and the funny thing about it is what he's saying to do is something we did as kids.
Oh, yeah.
In a goddamn way.
Eat cereal.
I mean, yeah, we didn't have, obviously, we didn't have what we had now.
But, hell, I like eating cereal.
My grandma was like, boy, stop eating up all that cereal.
You're going to have nothing to eat for breakfast.
Yep.
Same.
Me, I had an issue.
Not an issue, but I used to love while I'm gaming at night obviously as a kid growing up i
my mama my grandma actually my grandma cooking then i was like mommy mommy i'm good i'm good i
got me a bowl of cereal either i got my frosted flakes i get my bananas cut my bananas up in my
frosted flakes or i got my raisin bran cut my banana with my raisin bread put my bananas in
there sprinkle a little sugar sugar already on rais all this sugar already on Raisin Bran. Sugar
already on Frosted Flakes. Damn.
I did not on my Frosted Flakes.
I'm talking about my Raisin Bran. I used to spice it up
a little bit. Nah, we got Corn Flakes.
That's it. That god
dang big old white box with that roost on it.
Corn Flakes?
That's dry. Bro!
What you thought
we was going to get? Cookie Crisp?
Fruit Loops? Diggle Smacks?
Nah, I don't like Fruit Loops.
Fruit Loops cut the top of your mouth,
man. I hate them. I hate them Fruit Loops.
I mean, bro, bro.
What you thought we was going to get?
You ain't had nothing
with a little flavor on it? Yeah, Corn Flakes.
You asking sugar?
Okay, okay, okay.
A lot of times we add cornflakes with canned milk.
I didn't really know you was supposed to.
Oh, canned milk with the evaporated milk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, my granddaddy, God rest his soul.
Y'all had cream of wheat?
No, we had grits.
My granddaddy just made me cream of wheat with evaporated milk.
No, we had grits.
We had grits.
I mean, in the South where I'm from, I mean, I don't know. of wheat no we like my granddaddy with evaporated milk no we had grits we had grits we had grits i
mean in the south where i'm from i mean i don't know i mean i from now here now people but i
i never knew somebody i've never seen somebody when i was growing up eat cream of wheat it was
always grits man listen i love that goddamn cream i never forget my my old boy used to make me cream
wheat or quaker oats oatmeal and he always used the evaporated milk. Oh, with the
cow in the front, the white can.
Yeah, man.
That's throwback.
But see, Ocho, I didn't know that you
evaporated milk, you're supposed to cook
with it. You're not supposed to eat it
like on cereal. I didn't know that.
It was real thick.
That's why my stomach
was like that. I didn't know that
somebody told me man you ate that
yeah they like man you supposed to cook
with that I was like yeah I cooked them cornflakes
right on up
listen when the milk
used to get low
and you know my grandma
put that water there
don't use that add some water to that
add some water to that.
Add some water to that.
Well, I remember some good days.
Man, we serious.
I mean, my brother, like this, what I like, because he did something that I don't know how many brothers. I'm sure their stories, brothers can share their story.
But he got up one morning and whoever got,
you know,
you ate the cereal first and he got up and it was just enough milk for one
bowl,
but we had more cereal,
but no milk.
So my brother ate the cereal and left the milk so I could have some cereal.
So I was like,
okay,
that's when it really dawned on me that like my brother,
like,
I mean,
my brother, my brother never told me he loved me
until we were grown.
Right, right, right.
But for him to do that,
I'm like, yeah, he okay.
Okay, now it's time for your favorite segment,
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That's nearly double the most popular side hustle of door dash,
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these are the times that we're in now and obviously you have people that are that um talk about pride
and and and they're more and their morality and morals and all this stuff listen all that stuff
is good and dandy but when things get tough there
is no outlet and you have some people like some people that are that are very christian very very
uh they love to say you know what just pray on it god is gonna come through all right listen i i i'm
all i'm all for it but when them bills come in the first and that prayer don't work i mean you got to
do what you got to do and those are the times
we in the economy is very very very very tough and these are the times that we're in now and
sometimes people have to go to extreme measures extreme you would never think you would have to
do it especially with her being an actress but i mean look man look everybody ain't making denzel
or julia roberts no oh oh oh yeah jodie foster right they're not making that type of money or Julia Roberts or Jodie Foster.
They're not making that type of money.
No, no.
You know, you have to find ways to always generate income.
And obviously when it comes to acting,
remember, you ain't promised a role.
You ain't promised a role.
You got to go rehearse.
You got to try out,
get rehearsals and hope you get.
And then you got to read.
And you got, she had to do what she had to do.
Only fans is saving a lot of people's lives.
I ain't got no Ocho.
Saving a lot of people.
I have nothing against it.
I ain't got no OnlyFans account.
I can't look at nothing.
But if I got the band, we got the, let's just say we're in a band,
we got the band.
And she's like, hey, you know, like I said, old Joe, you know,
I see what they be making.
I see some of them old chicks.
Yeah.
You want a vertical horizontal.
I mean, what's the best shot, Jordan?
Hey, hey, listen, you, you, you the cameraman. Listen, there's something. Listen, there's something the cameraman listen there's something listen yes that was free
listen that's that feed yeah listen there's something that goes to the extent as far as
making content with the partner you know it engaging in horizontal invertible activity
now listen if in if anything if anything was to happen and we would have hit
hard time man shoot man real but listen we'll we'll be the top we'll be the top earning uh top
earning only fans uh content creators ever made ever known the man ever because here's the thing
oh joe baby you can let them see it but they can't judge it. They can't get it now.
Now, now, well, I'm going to draw the line.
I'm going to draw the line right there, Ocho.
Hey.
Yeah, we got to draw somewhere.
Baby.
Man, she fell asleep already.
One of my favorite things, Ocho, is crossing the Rubicon.
That means you going too far.
That we go too far.
Ain't no turning back.
Right.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
I,
I,
look,
I get it.
You know,
we talked about it earlier this year,
the Joe Smith situation and how he didn't know what we think that was,
you know,
you think that was for publicity and hopefully they got what they were
looking for in that situation.
Because I hate that Joe Smith made what?
60 something million dollars.
And he doesn't have a
whole lot and she's like hey bro these bills piling up bro i mean what you want me to do got it you
got to you got to and the fact that the fact that women and men as well have an outlet a much easier
outlet as opposed to working a nine to five and they can make 10 times or five times what you do at a nine
to five and make it in such a fast amount of time, such a fast amount of time. I mean, it's a loophole.
It's not for everybody. It's not for everybody, but those that need to make a living,
those that have emergency situations that come up and knowing they can get fast money.
And I mean, it's all for it now everybody ain't gonna hit
the motherfucking lotto yeah yeah yeah you gotta be realistic and there's really no reason
because there are some women i mean have flawless body bodies and they make eggs and there's some
women that like well damn how you making you know 20 man you know 10 15 20 bands a month how you
there's no rhyme or reason people like what they like. I mean, you see all these like,
oh, you can get women's underwear. You can
get women's pads and stuff.
It's freaky mofos
out there like that on show. I say, man,
y'all some sick. God dang.
Oh, I ain't know.
They want you to send
their panties.
Oh, they pay for that.
Yeah, people pay for that.
Yeah, see, that's crazy.
You can make some shit.
I might have to sign up now.
Man, I don't know about one of those skid mark drones.
Man, what a hero.
But women,
like you said
Women got an opportunity
They got a great side hustle
Women got a great side hustle
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Some smelly underwear
Don't take a bath for like 4-5 days
What?
I think we should know, I think
we should have a test, man.
What kind of test?
Me, like a test.
I'm going to sign up
for OnlyFans
for the month of March
and see how much,
and when we do our last show
the month of March,
we'll see how much I make.
Well, you go right here.
I ain't going to make nothing.
I already pushed up the show.
I already pushed up the show.
If you see a picture
of a baby on the fans, you know what I mean, push up the show. If you see a picture of a baby on the fans,
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this out. Jeremy Shepard.
My wife and I have been together since
we were 17. We are now
35 years of age. Not
once have I ever heard
her pass gas. Stand on business,
Ocho. Jeremy, I'm with you,
bro. I'm with you.
Now, think about, Ocho,
think about somebody going to get that Dior Extra Large. Somebody going to
get that Birkin. Somebody going to
get that Balenciaga
Gucci Collar.
Somebody going to get
them YSL bags that I got stacked up there.
Somebody going to get that limited edition Louis Vuitton.
Now you mean to tell me for
a chance to have all that,
your own car, your own account, and all you got to do is pass gas chance to have all that your own car your own account and all you got
to know how to do is pass gas in front of me and you can't do that i'm just trying to figure out
what the hell y'all eating you're right ocho they're eating all the all these vegans and all
that stuff eating all that grass is that high fiber stuff and blowing it up yeah but see we
don't eat like that over here so ain't ain't got to worry about that. Hell nah.
That's very commendable, though.
To each his own. Congratulations to y'all.
Ocho, we got one. I'm going to let you take a crack
at this one. Black Hole Comics says,
Sup, Uncle Ocho. Love the show.
I was unfaithful to my wife.
Advice on winning her back. I'm giving her time
and space trying to win back her trust.
Ocho, take off.
Shit, boy.
That's rough there, boy.
You know, I mean, shoot.
But winning back her trust, that's the hard part.
Hard, man.
That's the hard part.
And the key word that you just said is not girlfriend.
Wife.
Well, you said wife.
Wife.
So you got to understand.
Let me tell you, McLeod. You got to understand, you said wife. Wife. So you got to understand. Let me take my glad.
You got to understand.
She's going to get her leg back.
Ocho, no, no, Ocho.
Come on now, Ocho.
Don't do that.
Come on, Ocho.
Don't do that, Ocho.
You want, we got to live in reality, huh?
We got to be realistic.
You got to understand that, young fella.
I love you to death.
I love you to death.
But she's going to get that lick back.
Oh, man.
Remember how I raved in the dead presidents?
Are you okay with that?
We got to be realistic, you know?
It's nightcap for a reason.
I want you to get your right back.
With great understanding, you know what time it is when she decides to come back.
She coming back with a clear mind and y'all starting from scratch.
You made your mistake. But here's the thing
though, Ocho. The thing is like, look,
the first time they get
mad, what the first thing they gonna say?
Call that B.
That's probably why you won.
That's why you couldn't take
me. You probably gave that B all
your money. That's something
that you have to live with.
And that's something that he obviously wants to live with
because he's trying to give her back.
I thought, nah, uh-uh.
Oh.
Was it good? Come on now.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have no question like that. Was it good?
I hated that.
It was terrible.
I know what you mean. I know what you mean
I know what you mean
the game
the game
it hasn't changed
but she's probably going to come back
you want me to tell you why she won't come back
because it ain't nothing out there
ain't nothing out there
ain't nothing out there
she gonna miss you
give her some space
give her some time
with great understanding
I want you to have common sense and logic now because when she does decide to come back She's going to miss you. Give her some space. Give her some time with great understanding.
I want you to have common sense and logic now.
Because when she does decide to come back, just know what time it is.
And just start.
You start fresh.
You can start a new slate.
The thing is, the longer you stay apart, the harder it is to get back together.
Because you start to become two different people.
All of a sudden, you start to think of an individual and not as a team and not as a pair and all of a sudden you're like okay
you start dating other people that starts to move to the forefront now i'm not working as hard now as I was in the beginning.
I can only do so much.
Yeah. And then like, hold on, hold on, wait a minute
now. Hey,
this ain't fit to be no
you sleep with 15 guys and then come on back.
That ain't fit to happen. Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Sometimes they be like, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, you, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa now come on now hold on listen for one
i think young fella that asked the question you have to understand if you like to dance it take
to the tango it take to the tango you can't be the only dancing partner now you understand and
you messed up for one you got to give her space That's fine and dandy
She has to be responsive
Some type of communication
If you're not getting none of that
And you're dancing by yourself
Nah man
It ain't nothing
I'm not gonna let you dangle me
I'm not gonna let you
I'm not finna be no fool out here yeah yeah yeah
you can't can't be no fool you can't be no fool
but again if she's responsive
small communication here and there not
pestering her not bothering her but she's
willing to respond and
there is hope there is
light at the end of the tunnel then
you continue to
pursue
if if you dating somebody
and they
dated somebody famous
before do you want to know
uh
no
it's on you I don't care
I don't care
you can tell me I can know
but sometimes it's good to know
especially when you're
in that circle
I don't want to be
in his face
and I don't want him
in my face
knowing that you know
you know what I'm saying
Ocho
right right right
yeah I mean
dude I don't be
I don't be kidding
Ocho this is how I am
I ain't never
asked nobody
how many you slept
with and who you
slept with what you did before me is what you did I don't never asked nobody how many you slept with and who you slept with.
What you did before me is what you did.
I don't care.
That's you.
I don't care.
And dudes are very, very, very, very focused on women's body counts for some reason.
I mean, you and I talked about it.
You talked about, you know, I tell you, I like your season.
And you got to have two or more kids
if you ain't got no kids I'm good
because women with no kids they don't have no food in the refrigerator
and they always want to go out and eat
I need somebody that got snacks in the pantry
I need somebody that got kids
because that let me know you got a little structure
you got a little discipline at home
yeah yeah I think you know you
nah I ain't got nah
oh she got too many bodies.
And?
And?
That's ego, though.
That's ego talking to Ocho.
Me?
I don't have no problem competing with your past.
Ocho.
I don't have no problem with that.
I'm good.
Bro. I'm ready.
Even if she tell you, in order
for her to get good at what she does,
she had to practice on
something.
Tom Brady wasn't Tom Brady the first game
that he played. He became
good because he put a lot of years in it,
a lot of practice, a lot of study, a lot of
hours. I'm just saying.
I'm going to keep it a stack with you now.
Y'all won't be able to show somebody a picture of Rosie Pitcher.
But if she got you levitating,
she had to practice on somebody first.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And sometimes I don't think men understand that.
I'm cool with it.
They want the fine woman, drop-dead gorgeous, the bad chick,
and then wanted to come like a damn virgin.
Man, stop it.
Huh?
Y'all need to stop.
Y'all got unrealistic expectations.
Y'all think the baddest brawl. Very, very realistic.
Y'all think y'all about to be the first one to touch the baddest brawl?
Do y'all really think guys can't?
Ocho, please tell me they're not that naive
please tell me that's not the case listen you you're not on twitter enough you on there but
i just watch i don't really engage in those conversations but it's an ongoing topic
all the goddamn time and it's really not men
of high caliber because men of high caliber and high status you know damn well they don't give a
fuck about that shit because they already understand what comes with the territory with
the type of women that they're going after and chasing so you know they don't care it's just
you know there's the young fellas oh she done been with too many oh she did man as you get older
you understand as you get older you get a little bit wiser. Yeah, Ocho. I'm like, bro, come on now, bro.
Come on now.
She like that.
You banging.
You find.
Think about it.
You are who you are.
And you find her attractive.
So you think you're the only one that find her attractive.
You the only one that think you got reach.
Right.
Like AT&T.
Come on, man. Y'all better stop playing hey bro look
I ain't gonna ask you nothing about your
past you tell me when you feel free
what you want to tell me
hopefully you know
it's nothing too ridiculous
I don't know if you know
I don't know if you on Pornhub now we might have to sit
down and talk about this but
ain't nothing wrong with that.
I'm just saying,
we got to talk about it.
Hold on.
I ain't saying I'm leaving.
Okay.
That cat out?
Yeah.
You still got your umbrella raincoat
and rain boots?
Let that cat out.
Uh-uh.
That cat ain't going nowhere. Okay. got hey you still got you still got your umbrella raincoat rain let that cat out uh-uh that can't
really stay in there now okay you know miss nasty yeah she waiting on you you know it's going hey
listen it's going to storm any day whenever you're ready in california in southern california my
backyard but i got a big i got me a big old golf umbrella.
Yeah, that thing opened up bad.
Yeah.
That might be enough for her, man.
You better stop playing. You better stop playing.
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Hey, Black Hole Comics, bro, I wish you the best of luck, man.
I mean, no, look.
Yes, sir.
We're human.
We make mistakes.
And sometimes, sometimes women are willing to forgive.
They'll never forget.
Now, if you think
at some point in time when y'all get into an argument,
you late for something,
or you don't answer her call,
then she gonna say you was probably on that phone
with that bee, or you probably
was at that bee house, and you probably do it.
You're wrong, bro.
You're gonna hear that for the rest of your life.
You gotta eat it up. Own it own it baby i messed up
i messed up i messed up yeah you gotta eat it up man i wish you luck though but don't be no fool
don't be no fool chasing no ghost no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no fool chasing no ghost you're right hey i mean, I mean, okay. Oh, you know what, Ocho?
Get your lick back.
But I ain't gonna let you get like five or six licks back now.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You got done.
How old do you think he is?
How old is he, bro?
I'm assuming he got to be.
Look, I don't know.
Sometimes people get married young. So I'm going to say, let's just say 30s.
Oh, yeah.
And you know what, Ocho?
She already got the one she want.
She got it.
I promise you this.
You make a mistake, guys, and you got a lady, you got a wife,
she already got the guy in mind.
Always.
And I go to the restaurant, I already know what I'm going to the restaurant I already know what I'm gonna order
I already know what I'm gonna order
always
if you got a specialist salad
that has something like pecans
or walnuts or
not almonds I don't like almonds
but it's an arugula or
mixed green salad and it has like
fruit or maybe it has strawberries or maybe
it has peaches I'm'm going to get that.
Okay. More than likely
I'm going to get the ribeye.
If you got a bone in, I'm probably going to order
the bone in. Sometimes I'll get the
Wagyu. I'll get the A5.
I go to a restaurant, I already know.
I promise you, she already knows. She already got them sized up.
Always. Game is the game. She already got him sized up. Always.
Game is the game.
Hard, but it's fair.
Sad, but it's true.
Hell, that's it.
See, people don't, people, they know we telling the truth.
You just don't want to hear it.
It's just like with your mom, your parents, my grandma,
my grandfather was telling us stuff when we were growing up. You't know they was telling truth but i don't want to hear that
i'm trying to do what i want to do
especially especially i'm not sure what the age the age range of our chat is depending on the age
range of our chat then they have a better understanding on what we're talking about
not only what we're saying but through experience especially as the women who will probably agree because they do know ahead of time especially when things there's
there's always a plan b yeah oh there's always a plan b come on man don't play don't play don't
play we don't have to play that game no need to sell no but hey but i just know no need to hit
no need no need to hit me with all them spiritual quotes come on man
all I'm saying is
is that
I'm playing A
playing B ain't gonna treat you like me now
he see how you coming
never will
but if you think hold on now stay with me
if you think if you with now, stay with me. If you think, if you're with somebody
and you cheat with the next
dude, if you think the dude gonna take you
serious knowing you're cheating on him,
come on now.
Be wise.
Because you fuck up your
for show for some more, you'll be out there all
by yourself. Mess up the for show
for some more and be out the door.
All right. All right.
All right.
It's a crazy game.
You better know how to play it.
Yeah, I think I'm going to stay in my little place, me and my little boys.
I ain't bothering nobody.
I'm just staying over here hojo
uh it's time for the last segment of the day it's called q and a
yeah it won't be no ain't won't be no cheating today won't be no cheating today
i'm great king but hey bro you be getting
in this thing hey we ain't had no question
from lady ray she must be asleep tonight
uh Ocho with cigar from your
brand would you recommend to pair with
unks cognac thanks thank you in advance
you know what the cigar to pair
with unks cognac would probably be the Boavita
probably probably be the Boavita
even though their Patron is just as smooth.
But yeah, try the Boa Vida.
And we got a new line
coming out. We got a new blend coming out very soon.
In
representation of me making the
Ring of Honor in Cincinnati.
So when that drops, you will
know soon. I'm sure Uncle probably
give me
a good boost
and put the link at the top.
What we could
do is that
when we get
activated in Florida,
I come down and
we get a cigar bar and we have an
event where we pair
your cigars with my cognac.
I like that. I can get the whole city to my cognac. I like that.
I can get the whole city to come to that.
I like that.
So that's what we're looking
at.
We're going to get it right.
Green tears landscape
donated nine times to us and sent us
his questions in nine parts.
Part one.
I'm married with a four-year-old son my wife's bro
told her she wasted her school degrees multiple masters that their dad paid for part two have
called her selfish and ungrateful and taken advantage since she now watches her mom full
time and is raising our boy part three we moved in with our parents because her mom has Parkinson's.
So sad.
So sad what I witness
every day. My wife is a very hard worker.
Part four, she was a teacher for
years, went to school while teaching to get her
master's before this thing and came
up with a mom. She's got
two masters. Part five,
my wife gave birth to our son, took time
off and was working again
i don't understand why our brother questioned why why we moved in why he care he ain't paying
no bills on that but anyway she was grinding before this came up we had our own apartment
didn't bother no one ask anyone for help parts part seven my wife and her mom have a great
relationship her mom wanted one person she could trust, be comfortable with doing everything in life. My grandmother,
that was my sister. Her dad
still works.
I know that your sister
washed over your grandma. You're absolutely right.
What would you tell your brother if he acted
like me?
If he acted like me,
like this, okay?
Part nine, Ocho, do you think
acting like this? We're going to take Ocho, do you think, okay, acting like this.
We're going to take each question.
Thanks, guys. Keep up the great grind.
Sorry about this.
Thanks.
Makes this.
When it came
to my grandmother,
even her own
kids stepped aside.
Because now my brother and I we are
we take care of everything
right
my grandmother had already told them she had
a meeting she called all her kids
in there all the ones that were alive
a lot of
my grandmother's
kids preceded her in death
aunt three of her sons my grandmother's kids preceded her in death.
Aunt,
three of her sons preceded her in death.
So all the ones that were alive,
but at that time,
they were all still alive.
So on four Sundays,
all the kids,
they still went to the same church.
All my aunts and uncles went to the same church.
They would come over,
eat at the church. My my aunts and uncles went to the same church. They would come over, eat at the church.
My grandmother called them all in.
She said,
look,
when I go, I want y'all to stand
down.
I won't let me handle everything.
She already laid
out for my sister what she wanted
to be buried in. She told my sister, I bought
a necklace with a diamond cross.
She said that goes in the casket with me.
I bought a watch that glow
up in the dark, had big numbers. She said that goes
in the casket with me. She said, Libby,
make sure I have my hat on. She make sure I
have my teeth in.
That's what
she wanted. Yeah. Okay.
We come down there.
Oh, okay, Libby, what you want? Libby, sir we tell we come down there oh okay what you want shut libby put
great away nice nice is nice whatever the whatever the night the cost is no issue at this point
whatever it is because she gave her life raised her nine and took my mom's three so now ain't
that don't matter about anything else so when it it came to my sister, I mean, it came to my grandmother.
My sister made all the calls and her own kids.
They didn't,
they didn't,
they didn't,
they didn't say anything.
They understood.
My sister was there every day.
Well,
my sister came in 1970.
She was 10.
She lived with my grandmother until 2011.
She never went anywhere.
Right. So for all those years so for 50 plus years my sister was with my grandmother so it was a natural and so it
takes a special type of person also to be with a person every single day and basically have to
do everything.
Basically, when my grandmother started
to couldn't do for herself,
my sister did it all.
Gave her a bath and made sure she was fed
and made sure this and that.
When she was in the nursing home, my
sister still went there when that's
their job. My sister
still bathed her. My sister still put on the bedpan. My sister still went there when that's their job. My sister still bathed them. My sister still
put on the bedpan. My sister still did
her hair. My sister still changed her clothes.
So
I don't get when he
what is he doing?
He keep talking about, oh, I don't know why y'all
did this. What the hell is he doing?
Has he offered? Has he
volunteered to help?
What's he doing besides complaining?
You got to have a solution.
You over here talking about why you doing this, why you not doing that.
Hey, you know, everybody's family dynamic is different.
Everybody's family dynamic is different.
But when it comes, but like in a situation like that,
Ocho, you know, when people start to have
the dementia and sometimes they're
angry and sometimes they forget where they
are or they have Parkinson's and they
have the tremors. I'm like, bro,
that's not easy
because it's not like they went
to school or they're trained to
handle that.
Right.
So because it starts to process.
I mean, you know, you become you become a baby boy and a man and you start to process all over again.
You start to be a baby again.
That's not easy.
If you've not been trained to have a grown person that becomes a man, a boy or a child or a woman, but then they can't do for themselves.
No more. It's funny. It's funny. You're born that way and you die.
So for me, bro, I commend your wife for.
Stepping up, it seems to be, I guess,
it's the two of them, a brother and a sister.
Not surprised.
Normally, that's kind of how it happens.
The girl facilitates the role as the caregiver.
It's unfortunate.
She gave up.
Like you said, she gave up her life.
My sister gave up her life to,
to take care of my grandmother,
what she could have been.
I don't know.
I don't know what she wanted to be.
She had a child early.
My sister had a child at 15.
You had my nephew at 15.
She was four,
got pregnant at 14,
had a child on the 15th birthday that put a damper on a lot of things,
but it also may put it in a situation that, okay, she's going to be there.
So now, okay, she's taking care of granny.
I go to school.
I ain't worried about nothing because I know Libby's there.
I go to the NFL.
I call every day.
Hey, put granny on the phone.
Sometimes granny would answer the phone.
But I commend your wife for doing what she did, bro.
She stepped up to the plate.
That's not an easy, that's not an easy task.
That's not an easy assignment.
And she's stepping up and she's doing it with flying colors.
So I commend you and her.
What you got?
True, bro.
You touched on everything, bro.
You touched on everything that could possibly say it.
Obviously, it's commendable. I understand how difficult it is because my grandmother had dementia towards the end of her illustrious and precious life.
But my immediate family obviously wasn't there.
So I understand somewhat what he's going to do.
But there was no one that got in the way or interfered with the process that I had to do and my mother and my brother had to do. So, I mean, it's completely different.
So it's hard for me to really give advice in this scenario and situation.
But what you're doing is what your wife is doing is commendable.
what you're doing is what your wife is doing is commendable and anyone that is not trying to help find solutions to the problem just ignore it and keep on doing what you do absolutely uh unit
lightspeed uncle ocho please give my boy daryl a shout out he's from fort lauderdale lives in
new jersey now he's just got a new job been down and we miss his daughter brianna show him some love hey darrell congratulations on the big job big promotion the big move um excited for you we here
at nightcap appreciate your support and wish you all the best yes sir hey darrell y'all hiring let
me know i'm always looking to add jobs to my resume let me know what i can do i can get to new york fly back here i'm used to it so uh to have your boss hit me i'm easy to reach
my twitter is ocho cinco dr frank l bellum ever dr frank l bellamy said hey hugging ocho other
than the blue diamond area what's the hardest parts of your body to keep in shape
ah shit i'm still, I'm still young.
I'm still young, so I ain't really had no issues
of having to keep
or having difficulty keeping anything
about me in shape because I am
a specimen. I'm somewhat of a Greek
god. I'm something like Troy.
I'm something like Achilles.
I'm something like
I'm not sure how many more names i could explain but i could come
about this this this beautiful iconic kaka shirt when he was with uh ac milan and show you the the
the specimen that i am so it really i've maybe when i hit 70 maybe things are starting to get a
little flabby you know uh probably have to use those diamonds that Uncle was talking about, but right
now, I'm good.
Well, I just want to say this.
I don't have to use the diamonds,
but I like what the diamonds make me
feel like I'm...
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm coming in feeling good about myself.
I can put it like this here. You know you got that game plan, and it'll put that game plan in, and you don't call back, what I'm saying? I'm coming in there feeling good about myself. Ocho, you know what? I can put it like this here.
You know you got that game plan, and it'll put that game plan in,
and you don't talk about seven, eight balls every day in practice,
and you're like, I will eat both of that work today.
Without that, with them diamonds on me, can't tell me nothing, baby.
Can't tell me nothing, baby.
See, you know how I've never used any diamonds, but what I do is, you know how i have i've never used any diamonds but what i do is
you know how you prepare for a game and you watch film so what i would do sometimes if i know i'm on
the way to somebody then i gotta go into my mode and preparing for this individual so i watch i'm
a talker so what i used to do is i used to watch wesley pipes i used to watch wesley pipes and
write down
all the quotes he would say when he created content with the individuals throughout his career
what i do yeah yeah but so i took all the posts he said and as i'm getting ready before i get ready
i memorize the quotes and use them in action and my and be going crazy. Like, what
is you talking about? Don't worry about it.
You gangbang,
you blood, you crip. I'm asking you right
now. Answer.
Some funny shit.
Hey, some funny shit. The chat probably don't know who the hell I'm talking about.
Don't look him up, chat.
Hey, listen.
How you think I reel this one in like a fish?
Where you gone? Come on. Come on in here.
Andre
Lawson. Uncle Nocho.
Love you guys. Can you give my brother KC
a shout out on becoming a father
a week ago to a baby girl? Any advice
for him? And do you guys think the Lions
should try to get Mike Evans?
Hey, KC, bro. Hey.
Big congrats. Big up
on becoming a father. That's a girl, girl, dad. Big congrats. Big up on becoming a father.
A girl, girl, dad.
They are the best because a son
will be a son until he takes a wife,
but a daughter will be a daughter for life.
Remember that.
Do you guys
think that the Lions should try to get Mike Evans?
Bro, they loaded their receiver.
I think the Buccaneers should try
to keep Mike Evans.
If they were going to keep him,
they should have signed him a long time
ago with the disrespect of even letting him hit the
goddamn market. That tells you how teams
feel about you, no matter how consistent, how great
you've been for them. It's crazy how they
do. I don't think he wants to leave.
No, you know he don't
want to go. It's a great situation.
He's been there a decade. It's a great situation. He's going to raise a family.
He's been there a decade.
He's going to raise a family.
He's entrenched in the community.
And I think somebody's going to really have to blow him away
to get him out of there.
You know in free agency, Ocho, for me to leave my situation,
you're going to have to overpay me because I'm comfortable.
I mean, they're going to.
They're going to.
Do you know how many teams are going to need a receiver?
Kansas City.
With Mike Evans' resume,
he's going to break the bank.
Kansas City need one
because they just let MBS go.
Yeah.
I guess they saved about 30.
I think they saved $12, $13 million
against the cap.
But Andre, hey, KC,
congratulations, brother,
on becoming a father.
That's a huge accomplishment and I'm happy for you.
Joseph Britton said, go ahead.
Hey, tell Casey, Casey, two is better than one,
so get back in there as soon as you can, boy.
Get back in there as soon as you can.
Joseph Britton, hey, Uncle Nocho,
can you give my sister Rosie from Memphis a happy birthday?
Shout out.
Happy birthday, Rosie.
Our dad passed away a year ago, and it's been very hard for her.
And I've been and I'm and I'm with this being her first year without him.
And it would truly make her day.
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie.
Happy birthday.
And I am so sorry of the passing of your dad.
But just know he's watching you.
He's not here physically, but he's here spiritually.
And he's watching over you and he would want you to go on. And I know he's watching you. He's not here physically, but he's here spiritually. And he's watching over you, and he would want you to go on.
And I know it's difficult, and you're never going to get over your dad,
but you'll get better each passing day at dealing with the loss.
That's what he would want.
That's what he would want.
But he's proud of you.
want oh yeah but he's proud of you laura tay uh taylor guys and announcer at the combine today said that the athletes today are getting bigger stronger faster is this true if so the reason
more injuries thus perhaps more strict rules and specific tackles yes because they get to learn
from the past the guys they, the way they eat.
Ocho, guys got trainers and got coaches.
Ocho, we didn't have none of this stuff.
Man, we ain't had no 707 camps.
Man, you showed up.
I ain't going to no camps.
I mean, I had to work.
First of all, Mary Porter wasn't going to have that.
We had to work.
Camps cost money.
Money that we didn't have. So we needed that. We had to work. Camps cost money. Right. Money that we didn't have.
So we needed food.
We had to buy our own school clothes.
We had to help granny with those bills.
So at a camp, wasn't going to do that.
So whenever I was going to get out of – whenever I was going to get to the NFL,
it was going to be because of what we did in high school.
It wasn't going to be because of no camps.
It wasn't.
Right.
And I understood that, and I was okay with that.
But, yes, the guys are more skilled now.
I mean, Patrick Mahoney, look at the guys, the way they throw the ball.
You didn't have guys coming in playing like C.J. Stroud as a rookie.
Never.
Never.
Name a quarterback that came in and played like C.J. Stroud.
Go back and you take any quarterback that played like C.J. Stroud
as a true rookie.
Name one.
Peyton, no.
Andrew Luck, no.
Elway, no.
Marino, no.
None of them.
Aikman, no.
Any of them that played as well as this young man did this year.
Yes, they're getting better.
They're getting bigger.
They're getting stronger.
And that's why, you know, and look, I understand the rules on show,
but when you get guys that are bigger, stronger, faster, more skilled,
and also you change the rules, this is what you get.
Kind of like basketball.
Yeah.
The guys are more skilled now.
Guys, more guys can handle the ball now.
More guys can shoot the ball now.
So if more guys can handle the ball, shoot the guys can shoot the ball now. So if more guys can
handle the ball, shoot the ball, and you relax
the rules, what do you think you're going to get?
You're going to get five guys in the last two
years scoring 70 points. That's exactly what
you're going to get.
Yep.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what they want me to say.
Ocho.
Yeah.
Ocho. Yeah. Ocho, they said,
why are you forming the ball at the three-yard line
against Notre Dame in the 2001 Fiesta Bowl?
You forming the ball, Ocho?
I just laid it down real quick.
A little too soon.
It was still a touchdown.
I ran out, ran out Ran out route Outran everybody
Including the ref
That's why the ref couldn't see it
So who got the ball?
I just
It was a touchdown
I left everybody
Did y'all win the game?
I left everybody behind
I just
I crossed the line
But I just dropped it
Like on the one
Like a little too early
You know how you just
Let it fall
Oh you did like that D-jack
Yeah like that
Yeah yeah yeah
That's it
But I had
I had left the referee And the DB, so I was gone.
41-9.
I don't remember that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fiesta Bowl, 2000.
2001.
Yeah.
DeJuan Hines, Uncle Nocho, what do y'all think about Sports League,
like the NFL, NBA, doing their playoffs by the best record
regardless of conference. Nah.
Nah.
Absolutely not. I like
the conference. And then you have
the East versus the West or
AFC versus NFC.
AFC. Yeah, I got to keep it like that.
Yep. I like the format
the way it is.
Joseph Merlo. Hey, Okanocho,
just curious, why don't you two
do a fucking
pop-up yet?
Hello. Funko. What's Funko
Pop-up yet?
What's that, Ocho?
Ash, what is that? I'm old.
It's a collectible.
A collectible what? Like a beanie baby?
Like a fat head? Collectible what like a beanie baby like a
fat head
people collect a lot of ish
a figure
a figurine
I don't know I'm just asking
oh yeah I got one of these
what is it
oh I got one of these.
It's a Lambert.
Somebody sent me.
We might need to do that.
We might need to look at that
and see if we can get some more.
That would be a nice little collectible.
Nice little memorabilia.
Ash is very disappointed
because she had to not knowing what this is
Ash loves Funkos
Ash collects a lot of bull jive too
just let that know
well said
4th and 30 coverage
who the ball going to
ok Ocho it's 4th and 30
damn 4th and 30 we punting of Ray Buchanan. Who the ball going to? Okay, Ocho, it's fourth and thirty. Damn!
Fourth and thirty?
We punting. The hell?
Talk about it, man. Fourth and thirty.
Me a punting. I guess
he said,
you know, we down. So it's fourth
and thirty. Cover four. Darrell Revis,
Chad Bailey, Ocho, and Leroy Butler.
Ray Buchanan
on you.
Man, everybody know where the ball
going.
To who?
Okay, you got to be,
you got Champ and
Revis on the outside,
and you got Leroy Butler and Ray
Buchanan potentially guarding me up the race.
Come on, bro.
I mean, come on, what?
Who the ball going to?
He say fourth and 30.
You ain't getting nowhere.
You need somebody to get up and get out.
You bring the ball coming to me.
What's your longest touchdown, Ocho?
You got anything over 90 yards?
I didn't think so.
Yes, I do. I've had
one for 78.
I got a 96.
What route?
I don't worry about it. I caught a three...
Answer the question. I caught a slant.
Now, look at it now.
Look at it. You see the look on your face?
You see the look on your face? A slant.
I took a three-yard route and went 96.
Listen, I got a bunch of touchdowns over 50 yards.
You got one.
So if it's fourth and 30, they're coming to me.
I got an 82, too.
Me, too.
And I ain't talking about no D.
I got some goal balls, but I like to put my hands on it and do that work and take off on them. I ain't talking about no D. I got some goal balls, but I like to put my hands on it and do that work
and take off on them.
I ain't talking about goal balls.
I got some stuff I took short and got goals.
I took a three-yard ride with 96.
That's fine.
But in this case, in this scenario, fourth and 30, they coming to me.
They coming to me.
All right.
They coming to me, Ocho.
You know what I do? Ocho, you know what I do?
I'm going to let him tackle me on the water and let him throw you the fade
so you don't feel left out.
Because at that point in time, I probably got like
210, 215. I'm saying, you know what?
Hey, run
X logo for it so he don't feel
left out.
Would you guys
ever go skinny dipping?
Ocho, you ever go skinny dipping?
Nah.
I might have some shorts on because you never know.
You never know. I don't play with that
skinny dip stuff. That stuff you did when you were in high school
and you was in college.
Yeah, I'm a little bit too young.
I got too much facial recognition, brain recognition.
But if you're the culture boy in high school or college,
you're a boy in.
You're a boy in.
What you know about St. Patrick's Day in Savannah? I know everything about St. Patrick's Day in Savannah? I know
everything about St. Patrick's Day in Savannah.
I grew up in Glenville,
Georgia, which is about 65 miles
from Savannah. I went to
school in Savannah. I lived in Savannah
for like three years after I
got out of college.
So I know everything. I know everything
about St. Patrick's Day parade.
It's one of the biggest,
actually it's one of the biggest ones in the U.S.
Probably only, I would say probably Chicago, New York,
and maybe San Francisco's are the only ones that's bigger.
I didn't realize there were so many Irish people in Savannah,
but they come, I mean,
they have a quarter of a million people come for that.
So guess what?
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We will be back with you again on Sunday, Ocho.
Your boy got to work today and tomorrow.
Oh, my bad.
Your boy got to work today and tomorrow.
And because that's what I got to work.
I got to work.
You're on vacation.
That's what you do.
No, listen, I just know
I just signed up to
playing this over 40
men's soccer league
out here and out here
in Miami.
So we play Saturday.
So I'm back to work.
I wish you the best
of luck in that.
Thank you for joining us again.
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