Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Favorite Albums + Only Fans saving lives

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

Shannon Sharpe & Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss their all time favorite albums and break down how OnlyFans is helping people all across the US. 3:00 KD says Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” i...s his fav all-time album 8:00 Gator nearly chases golf cart into pond 12:00 Woman loses $800K disability case after being in tree throwing contest 01:12:30 Woman asks passenger in business class if she could switch seats with her husband who was in economy 25:00 - Kellogg CEO says struggling families should eat cereal for dinner - Ocho calls him tone deaf 32:00 -Drea de Matteo says onlyfans saved her life 50:00 Q and Ayeee 56:00 Much more Nightcap (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)      #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:33 on the miseducation of lauren hill being a classic album for me it is for sure i mean i i would need you to be specific when you talk about for for me, uh, like rap for me, it's all eyes on me. The double album by Tupac. Rap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Now, okay. Listen, that, that's, that's a, that's a difficult one too. When you talk about the genre of rap and we talk about iconic albums,
Starting point is 00:03:59 cause you, you got Jay-Z. You got Biggie. Uh, you got so many people. Marshall. Yeah. Yeah. The old Slim Shady where he told stories. The old Slim Shady. And all that on it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:11 Yeah. Man, that's a good one, man. I mean, you got Dre's album. You got Snoop. The Chronic. one, man. I mean, you got Dre's album. You got Snoop. The Chronic. How you got, I mean, how the Chronic is not up there? Hey, you know what's funny? The Chronic would be good, but I don't think the Chronic or Snoop Dogg, the old Snoop Dogg would really resonate with today's kids because the sound of music has changed today.
Starting point is 00:04:43 It's changed. And then, you know, you ask somebody, yeah, it still hit. It does hit. But you ask some of the younger generation that listen to some of the stuff from back then, they'd be like, man, what the hell is this? Hey, Snoop. I don't know. I think Jay-Z has some classics.
Starting point is 00:05:00 For sure. Classics, some albums, you know that yet you can go from from from start to finish without without skipping but um it's all preference but i think when it comes to the miseducation of lauren hill and that album everybody has to be on one accord and agreeing that it is one of the best oh yeah for sure for sure uh i like off the Wall by Michael Jackson. I'm a big Michael Jackson fan. I'm a Prince fan. A Sign of the Times. Purple Rain. I mean, excuse me, that's 1999.
Starting point is 00:05:31 That's the album. I like Sade. I like Maxwell. But y'all know me. Y'all know my girl. What you know about Maxwell? I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:05:52 the old Maxwell and D'Angelo. What you know about that old Jaheim? I got one for you right here, baby. I got one for you. I know you ain't gonna know about this. I know the chat ain't gonna know. What you got? Dave Hollister. I know about Dave Hollister. Yeah, boy what's good dave dave hollister i know i know about dave hollister yeah hey boy dave hollister got some heat boy i forgot i forgot the name of the
Starting point is 00:06:11 album it's a good one oh dave hollister used to run man eric benet uh brian mcknight something about these dudes had some great i'm really really, really, really good music. Really good music. Music soul child. Yeah. He's going to fight with me. But, you know, for me, you know, my favorite artist, everybody knows who it is, it's Michelle Indigocello. Yeah, but you can't put her in that.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Plantation Lullabies, Bitter, Cookie, the Anthropological Mixtape right oh it's just something about it when i hear that woman voice because is she is she what genre is it yeah yeah yeah and she sings with such passion you can hear when she's singing the hurt and the pain that someone is broken. When she said like wasted time,
Starting point is 00:07:12 I wish you spend your time wasting someone or wasted on someone that won't love you. Like I would, like I do. She said, you rarely know that, but I hang on everything you say. Hmm. Would you turn and walk away into another's
Starting point is 00:07:28 arms. Hopeless and shame, I wish I could hold you that way. Oh, you want to stop? Man, look here. There's somebody. Hey, you know what that reminds me of? You know what that reminds me of? When I think
Starting point is 00:07:44 of passion and pain and I know the artist is speaking from experience. Lenny Williams, I love you, right? Because I love you. That is from a... You can't make no song like that unless you've been through that.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Listen. Can bring me to tears today. This song. When Jet and a chick And a chick, baby, excuse me real quick. A chick broke up with me. She didn't know how to break up with me in person. So she left this song on my voicemail to give me a better understanding of how
Starting point is 00:08:14 she felt and how she wanted to express herself. She left in full length, Jasmine Sullivan, I'm in love with another man on my voicemail to end things with me. Oh. When I tell you that song
Starting point is 00:08:29 and bring tears to my eyes because it resonates with the past and someone leaving me and not giving me the courtesy of letting me know to my face, but leaving it on my voicemail. Oh. Boy.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Hold on. Oh, Joe, why you think, why do you think Michelle and Deggett or cello resonates so much with me? Cause I know. Right. Right.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Right. I feel like she's singing to me because that's happened to me that you want someone so bad, but they don't see it. They turn it and walk away. Yeah. How I wish I could hold you that way. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Man, please. Come on now. Hey, listen, I know where you're coming from. I know I've been, I've been through that. I've been through that. But let me tell you, let me tell you, let me, you see how God works. You see how God, hey, rail. Now I tell you, you see how God works, don't I? You see how God...
Starting point is 00:09:25 Hey, Rel. I'm just using you as reference, baby. Go ahead and do what you're doing. You see how God works, don't you? For me to hear that, but it really, for me, when I'm at my lowest, the one person I'm going to pick up the phone and call is my sister.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Because she's going to provide clarity to me and explain it to me. She's always going to say, Shannon, I love you. That's the first thing she says, Shannon, I love you. You're my baby brother. But you're going to be okay. And, you know, she'll say, hey, she'll read me scripture. She'll say, let me pray. I will pray for you.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Let me pray for you. And it's just something about when I hear her and she tells me it's going to be okay. She'll read me scripture. She'll say, let me pray. I will pray for you. Let me pray for you. And it's just something about when I hear her and she tells me it's going to be okay, I actually believe it. Because a lot of times people have told me it's going to be okay and I don't necessarily believe it. But every time she's ever told me that it's going to be okay, I believe her. I believe there's something about her voice. There's something about she's the closest thing to my grandmother and her voice. She can get me to calm. I'm like, I'm going to do this.
Starting point is 00:10:29 She's like, Shanna, there's your big sister talking to you. It brings me a peace. Now, my brother's like, hey, bro, what's going on? Talk to me. He talks, he's very matter of fact, she's like,
Starting point is 00:10:45 almost like, like a mother talking to a small child telling me it's going to be okay without, I mean, she's not there. I mean, a lot of times, like,
Starting point is 00:10:55 you know, when I was going through, she came out, you know, she was like, Hey, she told my brother, say,
Starting point is 00:10:59 Hey, I'm going, I'm going to see, I'm going to see ship. That's when she called me ship. And, uh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:11:04 we talked a lot of times in the me. She up. And, uh, yeah, we talked a lot of times in the room, just her and I, she said, boy, it's going to, she's like, it's going to be okay.
Starting point is 00:11:13 You know, Hey, you know, God didn't bring you this far to leave you now. And so when Michelle and Dago is in those songs, resonate so much with me because a lot of songs, not just that when, um, uh,
Starting point is 00:11:28 the song Atlantic star, uh, uh, send for me. I remember a lot of those songs. Uh, uh, I remember like,
Starting point is 00:11:37 man. Yeah. And you know, and the funny thing about it is the music back then was so different you could feel the pain in Marvin Gaye and Bobby Womack you could feel the pain through experience and the stuff that they went through
Starting point is 00:11:53 and you could feel it through the music man you could feel it through the music and today's era we always talk about what happened to R&B I mean it's different now it's different I mean they was thinking about they was trying to get era we always talk about what happened to r&b i mean it's different now it's definitely different different yeah yeah yeah i mean they were thinking about they were trying to get they
Starting point is 00:12:08 were trying to get they were trying to you know trying to shake the covers too but they had a more subtle way yeah yeah yeah yeah they had a yeah very subtle way subtle way very subtle way of getting about to close on joe check this out on joe uh. An alligator chases a golf cart into a Florida pond. Check this out. You see the gator? You see how small he is? Oh, he ain't small. My bad. I told y'all.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Hey, listen. You could have kept going straight. You could have rolled right over him. He would have been fine. He's like... You could have rolled right over him. He would have been fine. Golf cart don't weigh that much. First of all, I told y'all. Hey, hey y'all better start paying y'all passing through a paying the toll hey listen you know that's florida right yeah that's florida i mean i mean if you live here if you lived here long enough you you've had encounter with encounters with gators obviously you know they are verified very fast once they go on their hind legs but in that
Starting point is 00:13:05 situation just keep going straight run him over and keep going he's not going to be hurt he'll be fine he's he's a he's good size he's good size about what's that about no he ain't that big but here's the thing though joe here's the thing yeah is that where do you want them to go y'all keep building in their habitat where you want them to go well you know the funny thing is you could i see the homes back in the background somebody had that gator when he was smaller and released them when he got of size oh joe when he got a size people always people always do that oh we get to get the little baby gator oh joe if you keep encroaching in their habitat if you keep building and y'all keep building in marsh
Starting point is 00:13:46 lands and swamp lands this is what you're going to get where do you want them to go that's why they be in your swimming pool that's why they're in their backyard because your backyard is in their habitat listen gators in florida are the amenities it comes with the culture it's a part of florida it's just it's just part of us i I like that. That was a dope video. But he better than me because I would have kept going straight. And the thing is, you got to worry about your pets. Yeah. Okay, that's the issue.
Starting point is 00:14:14 That's the issue. If you live in that area like that, especially with the homemade pond in the back, keep your dog on a leash. Keep your dog, because the dog sees something like that. What's the first thing dogs do? Go straight to it, especially if they small. And if he's walking by the edge gators are ambush predators and snatch you right up yeah if you got a elderly parent or grandparents don't let them walk like that hey did you see that video yeah yeah man they they they're great at assessing oh yeah i can i
Starting point is 00:14:44 can take this i can take this person down, or I can take this down. And the funny thing about it, until you get up close on them, you don't understand how fast they are in short spurts and how quick in small spaces. Be up on you before you even know it. You got to be, because you're only going to get that one chance to get that break. And that's it. And once they lock that break and that does it yeah once they
Starting point is 00:15:05 lock in Ocho it's time for our one of our favorite segments of the day our daily dum-dum here we go boom who messed up Ocho a woman lost more than 800,000 in an injury lawsuit at the photo
Starting point is 00:15:28 surface of her partaking in a Christmas tree tossing contest the 36 year old woman from I guess South Africa RSA is that South Africa that um what is it Ireland excuse me
Starting point is 00:15:44 RSA Ireland she sued in a 2017 car crash allegedly called caused her debilitating debilitating neck and back pains she claims right the plane prevented her from holding down a job for five years she was eventually rewarded disability payments but they recently came to a screeching halt after she was caught tossing a tree. The local newspaper stumbled upon the photo from 2018, which means it was taken up a year after the incident. The judge said the competition involved people throwing a very large natural
Starting point is 00:16:19 Christmas tree, and it was being thrown by her in a very agile movement. I'm afraid I cannot but conclude that the claims were entirely exaggerated. On that basis, I propose to dismiss the claim.
Starting point is 00:16:35 She pumped the bag, Ocho. Now, Ocho, Christmas, I'm thinking about what I'm going to get for Christmas. I ain't throwing no damn creeps. And you, Ocho, You know what you done done. You done lied to these people and got their money for disability and you going to go throw a Christmas tree?
Starting point is 00:16:52 And the funny thing about it, you know when you win a settlement, right? Okay, you won $800,000. They don't give it to you all at once. You get it in spurts. You get it, you know, the disbursements. So I'm seeing, is this old? Or did this happen in 2024?
Starting point is 00:17:10 They just, here's the thing. She had the car accident in 2017. Right, 2017. She partook in the Christmas tree competition in 2018. Right. She won the settlement years later, and it just came to fruition. And they said, nah, let's get that back. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:17:27 She's been getting most of that money. If they just found it out from all that time, she didn't got most of that money by now. Guess what, Ocho? That criminal tree competition better be had a million dollar first prize to make up for the $800,000 that I lost. But she did win
Starting point is 00:17:43 the competition, Ocho. And she won it. She must have been strong. Clearly, she didn't have debilitating neck and back pain.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Injury. Yeah, there's no, there's no way she can come back from that. There's no excuse you can use in court
Starting point is 00:17:59 that can get you back on the payment plans from that injury. So it's a wrap, but I hope she did what she was supposed to do with her money. Because obviously she got some of them disbursements throughout all these years. But yeah, but that train is over, honey. Ocho, check this out.
Starting point is 00:18:13 I've heard of a story like this. A woman asked a fellow passenger to move. Ocho, you know, you're like, okay, you in rail. You in rail. Let's just say you in rail in first class. And y'all not sitting together. And you see a fellow passenger. You say, Hey, do you mind switching seats with my wife so we can sit together?
Starting point is 00:18:33 Okay, sure. Check this out. A woman asked a fellow passenger, could he switch with her husband? Right. The sad thing was her husband was economy in the middle seat they're in first class i mean that i mean why would you even do that why would you even disrespect someone that paid their money to sit in first class and ride in comfort to go back to goddamn economy because you want to sit with your husband. How about this? The audacity in the entitlement.
Starting point is 00:19:10 You know what I would have told him? He's like, I'm not going to switch with him, but you can. I mean, you want him up here so bad. How about you go back there and get in that middle seat? I'll be more than happy to sit next to your husband. That's a good one. That's a good one. Or you know what you could do?
Starting point is 00:19:25 You can go back and tell your husband, whoever's sitting next to him, ask him if the person sitting next to him want to come up to God damn first class and you go back there and economy with him. If you want to sit with him that bad. Why would I? I mean, the tickets now, man,
Starting point is 00:19:41 they're astronomical. You're talking about somewhere between $2,000 and $4,000. And you think, I'm going to give up my seat and then you're going to go sit back there and then go sit in a middle seat for $300 because one of y'all wanted to be cheap
Starting point is 00:19:56 and you think somebody's going to be out of the kindness of their heart like, you know what? Yeah, I want you to sit. Yeah, child, please. If anything, it should have been the other way if you want to be with your husband going back to an economy he was an 18 c the incident happened aboard a flight from toronto to vancouver via a unspecified airline hey did they have an argument or something no i don't know i'm trying to figure out what made her think that someone would give up
Starting point is 00:20:23 their first class seat i get get it, Ocho. Okay, me and the guest, we're not sitting together. And you know, hey, she's in B and there's somebody else that has a B seat, a window seat. Do you mind switching up such as, okay, fine, no problem.
Starting point is 00:20:40 None, zero. As long as it's still in first class, it makes sense. Me, Ocho, it's still in first class it makes sense it's in my profile I'll see non bulkhead you know the blow bladder ain't what it used to be so you know I'm going to get up a lot
Starting point is 00:20:55 and I don't want to be stepping over you and put my ass in your face and you know you trying to eat so I just like to get on the boat and go to the bathroom I can't do bulkhead because I like to stretch. So I just like to get on a boat, Joe, and go into the bathroom. I can't do bulkhead because I like to stretch out on Joe. And that bulkhead, that thing, it doesn't
Starting point is 00:21:10 move. And then you can't have your bag down. You got to have it up over your head. And I get tired of going up there. If I need something, get it. Put it back up. Put it back up. So just let me go ahead and get... I'll see non-bulkhead. And a lot of times, know if it's i'll trade
Starting point is 00:21:27 with me so somebody's like um they want to see it with if it's an aisle seat and their wife is in b you know hey i'll go long as it's not a bulkhead seat i'll switch with them no problem i understand people want to be together i mean i've been in i've been in that situation not multiple times but a few times obviously with rel and i when we're traveling somewhere and obviously we for some reason this one here back here she likes to wait to get tickets last minute when we have to go somewhere because most of the most of the time we want to travel we don't plan ahead of time we'd be like you know you want to do something okay but we out and we won't be able to get seats together
Starting point is 00:22:02 so the few times that we've had to do that and ask people to change, they've always been very nice, very nice. And it's never been an issue. But, I mean, that was ridiculous of her to even think to ask somebody to go back to the economy so her husband can come sit with her. Yeah. I was like, no, but you can trade with your husband. I'm sure he would love it up here. That's ridiculous. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new podcast,
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Starting point is 00:25:23 The CEO earned an annual base salary of $1 million with more than $4 million in incentives. Do you think he's feeding his kids cereal for dinner? This also comes on the heels of General Mills being hit with a class action lawsuit claiming Cheerios contain harmful pesticides. I wouldn't even say it anything. I understand that the economy is really hard on families family of four, family of five tough to make ends meet
Starting point is 00:25:50 but to be so tone deaf to say well you should eat cereal yeah I mean listen, obviously people of power, people in positions of power especially those higher up the food chain they always let you know what they think about food chain they always let you know what they
Starting point is 00:26:06 think about you they will always let you know what they think about you they always let you know how they feel about you especially with comments like this and to be tone deaf and not understanding the difficult times that we're in now to even utter those words and allow it to get out says all you need to say it's all you need to hear and it's always always it's always been like that it's always been like that and the fact that people are still that disconnected from reality and what's going on out here in the real world it sucks it sucks yeah it is it's tough man it's he's serious and the funny thing about it is what he's saying to do is something we did as kids. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:46 In a goddamn way. Eat cereal. I mean, yeah, we didn't have, obviously, we didn't have what we had now. But, hell, I like eating cereal. My grandma was like, boy, stop eating up all that cereal. You're going to have nothing to eat for breakfast. Yep. Same.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Me, I had an issue. Not an issue, but I used to love while I'm gaming at night obviously as a kid growing up i my mama my grandma actually my grandma cooking then i was like mommy mommy i'm good i'm good i got me a bowl of cereal either i got my frosted flakes i get my bananas cut my bananas up in my frosted flakes or i got my raisin bran cut my banana with my raisin bread put my bananas in there sprinkle a little sugar sugar already on rais all this sugar already on Raisin Bran. Sugar already on Frosted Flakes. Damn. I did not on my Frosted Flakes.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I'm talking about my Raisin Bran. I used to spice it up a little bit. Nah, we got Corn Flakes. That's it. That god dang big old white box with that roost on it. Corn Flakes? That's dry. Bro! What you thought we was going to get? Cookie Crisp?
Starting point is 00:27:46 Fruit Loops? Diggle Smacks? Nah, I don't like Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops cut the top of your mouth, man. I hate them. I hate them Fruit Loops. I mean, bro, bro. What you thought we was going to get? You ain't had nothing with a little flavor on it? Yeah, Corn Flakes.
Starting point is 00:28:03 You asking sugar? Okay, okay, okay. A lot of times we add cornflakes with canned milk. I didn't really know you was supposed to. Oh, canned milk with the evaporated milk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, my granddaddy, God rest his soul. Y'all had cream of wheat?
Starting point is 00:28:20 No, we had grits. My granddaddy just made me cream of wheat with evaporated milk. No, we had grits. We had grits. I mean, in the South where I'm from, I mean, I don't know. of wheat no we like my granddaddy with evaporated milk no we had grits we had grits we had grits i mean in the south where i'm from i mean i don't know i mean i from now here now people but i i never knew somebody i've never seen somebody when i was growing up eat cream of wheat it was always grits man listen i love that goddamn cream i never forget my my old boy used to make me cream
Starting point is 00:28:41 wheat or quaker oats oatmeal and he always used the evaporated milk. Oh, with the cow in the front, the white can. Yeah, man. That's throwback. But see, Ocho, I didn't know that you evaporated milk, you're supposed to cook with it. You're not supposed to eat it like on cereal. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:29:00 It was real thick. That's why my stomach was like that. I didn't know that somebody told me man you ate that yeah they like man you supposed to cook with that I was like yeah I cooked them cornflakes right on up listen when the milk
Starting point is 00:29:17 used to get low and you know my grandma put that water there don't use that add some water to that add some water to that. Add some water to that. Well, I remember some good days. Man, we serious.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I mean, my brother, like this, what I like, because he did something that I don't know how many brothers. I'm sure their stories, brothers can share their story. But he got up one morning and whoever got, you know, you ate the cereal first and he got up and it was just enough milk for one bowl, but we had more cereal, but no milk. So my brother ate the cereal and left the milk so I could have some cereal.
Starting point is 00:29:58 So I was like, okay, that's when it really dawned on me that like my brother, like, I mean, my brother, my brother never told me he loved me until we were grown. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:30:10 But for him to do that, I'm like, yeah, he okay. Okay, now it's time for your favorite segment, Ocho. It's time for the fan favorite, Nightcap After Dark. And don't... the dark and don't ah Drea DeMatteo says
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Starting point is 00:31:05 Her account tagline, The Soprano. She claimed within five minutes, she made enough money to pay off the debt on her home and start a streetwear brand. It saved my home of many years. That was very important to us, she said. Only, check this out, Ocho. OnlyFans is now the highest paying side hustle in the U S only fans have been found to have the highest median income when compared to other side hustles.
Starting point is 00:31:32 According to the tax service provider, keeper only fans creators can bring an annual medium income of 40 of almost $5,000. That's nearly double the most popular side hustle of door dash, which comes in at $2 six hundred and thirty six dollars yeah listen these are the times that we're in now these are the times that we're in now and obviously you have people that are that um talk about pride and and and they're more and their morality and morals and all this stuff listen all that stuff is good and dandy but when things get tough there
Starting point is 00:32:05 is no outlet and you have some people like some people that are that are very christian very very uh they love to say you know what just pray on it god is gonna come through all right listen i i i'm all i'm all for it but when them bills come in the first and that prayer don't work i mean you got to do what you got to do and those are the times we in the economy is very very very very tough and these are the times that we're in now and sometimes people have to go to extreme measures extreme you would never think you would have to do it especially with her being an actress but i mean look man look everybody ain't making denzel or julia roberts no oh oh oh yeah jodie foster right they're not making that type of money or Julia Roberts or Jodie Foster.
Starting point is 00:32:46 They're not making that type of money. No, no. You know, you have to find ways to always generate income. And obviously when it comes to acting, remember, you ain't promised a role. You ain't promised a role. You got to go rehearse. You got to try out,
Starting point is 00:33:00 get rehearsals and hope you get. And then you got to read. And you got, she had to do what she had to do. Only fans is saving a lot of people's lives. I ain't got no Ocho. Saving a lot of people. I have nothing against it. I ain't got no OnlyFans account.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I can't look at nothing. But if I got the band, we got the, let's just say we're in a band, we got the band. And she's like, hey, you know, like I said, old Joe, you know, I see what they be making. I see some of them old chicks. Yeah. You want a vertical horizontal.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I mean, what's the best shot, Jordan? Hey, hey, listen, you, you, you the cameraman. Listen, there's something. Listen, there's something the cameraman listen there's something listen yes that was free listen that's that feed yeah listen there's something that goes to the extent as far as making content with the partner you know it engaging in horizontal invertible activity now listen if in if anything if anything was to happen and we would have hit hard time man shoot man real but listen we'll we'll be the top we'll be the top earning uh top earning only fans uh content creators ever made ever known the man ever because here's the thing oh joe baby you can let them see it but they can't judge it. They can't get it now.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Now, now, well, I'm going to draw the line. I'm going to draw the line right there, Ocho. Hey. Yeah, we got to draw somewhere. Baby. Man, she fell asleep already. One of my favorite things, Ocho, is crossing the Rubicon. That means you going too far.
Starting point is 00:34:40 That we go too far. Ain't no turning back. Right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. I, I, look, I get it.
Starting point is 00:34:49 You know, we talked about it earlier this year, the Joe Smith situation and how he didn't know what we think that was, you know, you think that was for publicity and hopefully they got what they were looking for in that situation. Because I hate that Joe Smith made what? 60 something million dollars.
Starting point is 00:35:03 And he doesn't have a whole lot and she's like hey bro these bills piling up bro i mean what you want me to do got it you got to you got to and the fact that the fact that women and men as well have an outlet a much easier outlet as opposed to working a nine to five and they can make 10 times or five times what you do at a nine to five and make it in such a fast amount of time, such a fast amount of time. I mean, it's a loophole. It's not for everybody. It's not for everybody, but those that need to make a living, those that have emergency situations that come up and knowing they can get fast money. And I mean, it's all for it now everybody ain't gonna hit
Starting point is 00:35:45 the motherfucking lotto yeah yeah yeah you gotta be realistic and there's really no reason because there are some women i mean have flawless body bodies and they make eggs and there's some women that like well damn how you making you know 20 man you know 10 15 20 bands a month how you there's no rhyme or reason people like what they like. I mean, you see all these like, oh, you can get women's underwear. You can get women's pads and stuff. It's freaky mofos out there like that on show. I say, man,
Starting point is 00:36:13 y'all some sick. God dang. Oh, I ain't know. They want you to send their panties. Oh, they pay for that. Yeah, people pay for that. Yeah, see, that's crazy. You can make some shit.
Starting point is 00:36:30 I might have to sign up now. Man, I don't know about one of those skid mark drones. Man, what a hero. But women, like you said Women got an opportunity They got a great side hustle Women got a great side hustle
Starting point is 00:36:50 Send pictures of your feet Send pictures of your boobs Send pictures of Send me some underwear Some smelly underwear Don't take a bath for like 4-5 days What? I think we should know, I think
Starting point is 00:37:05 we should have a test, man. What kind of test? Me, like a test. I'm going to sign up for OnlyFans for the month of March and see how much, and when we do our last show
Starting point is 00:37:14 the month of March, we'll see how much I make. Well, you go right here. I ain't going to make nothing. I already pushed up the show. I already pushed up the show. If you see a picture of a baby on the fans, you know what I mean, push up the show. If you see a picture of a baby on the fans,
Starting point is 00:37:25 you boy get the vibe. You boy get the vibe. That baby all about that Ocho. I'm going to see my ass real, man. Let me make some content real quick and see. It's just a month of March. It marches right Hey, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a,'t wait to get me a vacation. I'm going to be so happy. Ocho, check this out. Jeremy Shepard.
Starting point is 00:38:08 My wife and I have been together since we were 17. We are now 35 years of age. Not once have I ever heard her pass gas. Stand on business, Ocho. Jeremy, I'm with you, bro. I'm with you. Now, think about, Ocho,
Starting point is 00:38:23 think about somebody going to get that Dior Extra Large. Somebody going to get that Birkin. Somebody going to get that Balenciaga Gucci Collar. Somebody going to get them YSL bags that I got stacked up there. Somebody going to get that limited edition Louis Vuitton. Now you mean to tell me for
Starting point is 00:38:41 a chance to have all that, your own car, your own account, and all you got to do is pass gas chance to have all that your own car your own account and all you got to know how to do is pass gas in front of me and you can't do that i'm just trying to figure out what the hell y'all eating you're right ocho they're eating all the all these vegans and all that stuff eating all that grass is that high fiber stuff and blowing it up yeah but see we don't eat like that over here so ain't ain't got to worry about that. Hell nah. That's very commendable, though. To each his own. Congratulations to y'all.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Ocho, we got one. I'm going to let you take a crack at this one. Black Hole Comics says, Sup, Uncle Ocho. Love the show. I was unfaithful to my wife. Advice on winning her back. I'm giving her time and space trying to win back her trust. Ocho, take off. Shit, boy.
Starting point is 00:39:28 That's rough there, boy. You know, I mean, shoot. But winning back her trust, that's the hard part. Hard, man. That's the hard part. And the key word that you just said is not girlfriend. Wife. Well, you said wife.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Wife. So you got to understand. Let me tell you, McLeod. You got to understand, you said wife. Wife. So you got to understand. Let me take my glad. You got to understand. She's going to get her leg back. Ocho, no, no, Ocho. Come on now, Ocho. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Come on, Ocho. Don't do that, Ocho. You want, we got to live in reality, huh? We got to be realistic. You got to understand that, young fella. I love you to death. I love you to death. But she's going to get that lick back.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Oh, man. Remember how I raved in the dead presidents? Are you okay with that? We got to be realistic, you know? It's nightcap for a reason. I want you to get your right back. With great understanding, you know what time it is when she decides to come back. She coming back with a clear mind and y'all starting from scratch.
Starting point is 00:40:26 You made your mistake. But here's the thing though, Ocho. The thing is like, look, the first time they get mad, what the first thing they gonna say? Call that B. That's probably why you won. That's why you couldn't take me. You probably gave that B all
Starting point is 00:40:42 your money. That's something that you have to live with. And that's something that he obviously wants to live with because he's trying to give her back. I thought, nah, uh-uh. Oh. Was it good? Come on now. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:57 I don't have no question like that. Was it good? I hated that. It was terrible. I know what you mean. I know what you mean I know what you mean the game the game it hasn't changed
Starting point is 00:41:10 but she's probably going to come back you want me to tell you why she won't come back because it ain't nothing out there ain't nothing out there ain't nothing out there she gonna miss you give her some space give her some time
Starting point is 00:41:23 with great understanding I want you to have common sense and logic now because when she does decide to come back She's going to miss you. Give her some space. Give her some time with great understanding. I want you to have common sense and logic now. Because when she does decide to come back, just know what time it is. And just start. You start fresh. You can start a new slate. The thing is, the longer you stay apart, the harder it is to get back together.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Because you start to become two different people. All of a sudden, you start to think of an individual and not as a team and not as a pair and all of a sudden you're like okay you start dating other people that starts to move to the forefront now i'm not working as hard now as I was in the beginning. I can only do so much. Yeah. And then like, hold on, hold on, wait a minute now. Hey, this ain't fit to be no you sleep with 15 guys and then come on back.
Starting point is 00:42:18 That ain't fit to happen. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. Sometimes they be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa now come on now hold on listen for one i think young fella that asked the question you have to understand if you like to dance it take to the tango it take to the tango you can't be the only dancing partner now you understand and you messed up for one you got to give her space That's fine and dandy She has to be responsive
Starting point is 00:42:48 Some type of communication If you're not getting none of that And you're dancing by yourself Nah man It ain't nothing I'm not gonna let you dangle me I'm not gonna let you I'm not finna be no fool out here yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:43:06 you can't can't be no fool you can't be no fool but again if she's responsive small communication here and there not pestering her not bothering her but she's willing to respond and there is hope there is light at the end of the tunnel then you continue to
Starting point is 00:43:22 pursue if if you dating somebody and they dated somebody famous before do you want to know uh no it's on you I don't care
Starting point is 00:43:40 I don't care you can tell me I can know but sometimes it's good to know especially when you're in that circle I don't want to be in his face and I don't want him
Starting point is 00:43:50 in my face knowing that you know you know what I'm saying Ocho right right right yeah I mean dude I don't be I don't be kidding
Starting point is 00:43:57 Ocho this is how I am I ain't never asked nobody how many you slept with and who you slept with what you did before me is what you did I don't never asked nobody how many you slept with and who you slept with. What you did before me is what you did. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:44:11 That's you. I don't care. And dudes are very, very, very, very focused on women's body counts for some reason. I mean, you and I talked about it. You talked about, you know, I tell you, I like your season. And you got to have two or more kids if you ain't got no kids I'm good because women with no kids they don't have no food in the refrigerator
Starting point is 00:44:30 and they always want to go out and eat I need somebody that got snacks in the pantry I need somebody that got kids because that let me know you got a little structure you got a little discipline at home yeah yeah I think you know you nah I ain't got nah oh she got too many bodies.
Starting point is 00:44:46 And? And? That's ego, though. That's ego talking to Ocho. Me? I don't have no problem competing with your past. Ocho. I don't have no problem with that.
Starting point is 00:45:03 I'm good. Bro. I'm ready. Even if she tell you, in order for her to get good at what she does, she had to practice on something. Tom Brady wasn't Tom Brady the first game that he played. He became
Starting point is 00:45:18 good because he put a lot of years in it, a lot of practice, a lot of study, a lot of hours. I'm just saying. I'm going to keep it a stack with you now. Y'all won't be able to show somebody a picture of Rosie Pitcher. But if she got you levitating, she had to practice on somebody first. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Oh, yeah. And sometimes I don't think men understand that. I'm cool with it. They want the fine woman, drop-dead gorgeous, the bad chick, and then wanted to come like a damn virgin. Man, stop it. Huh? Y'all need to stop.
Starting point is 00:45:52 Y'all got unrealistic expectations. Y'all think the baddest brawl. Very, very realistic. Y'all think y'all about to be the first one to touch the baddest brawl? Do y'all really think guys can't? Ocho, please tell me they're not that naive please tell me that's not the case listen you you're not on twitter enough you on there but i just watch i don't really engage in those conversations but it's an ongoing topic all the goddamn time and it's really not men
Starting point is 00:46:19 of high caliber because men of high caliber and high status you know damn well they don't give a fuck about that shit because they already understand what comes with the territory with the type of women that they're going after and chasing so you know they don't care it's just you know there's the young fellas oh she done been with too many oh she did man as you get older you understand as you get older you get a little bit wiser. Yeah, Ocho. I'm like, bro, come on now, bro. Come on now. She like that. You banging.
Starting point is 00:46:49 You find. Think about it. You are who you are. And you find her attractive. So you think you're the only one that find her attractive. You the only one that think you got reach. Right. Like AT&T.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Come on, man. Y'all better stop playing hey bro look I ain't gonna ask you nothing about your past you tell me when you feel free what you want to tell me hopefully you know it's nothing too ridiculous I don't know if you know I don't know if you on Pornhub now we might have to sit
Starting point is 00:47:22 down and talk about this but ain't nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, we got to talk about it. Hold on. I ain't saying I'm leaving. Okay. That cat out?
Starting point is 00:47:38 Yeah. You still got your umbrella raincoat and rain boots? Let that cat out. Uh-uh. That cat ain't going nowhere. Okay. got hey you still got you still got your umbrella raincoat rain let that cat out uh-uh that can't really stay in there now okay you know miss nasty yeah she waiting on you you know it's going hey listen it's going to storm any day whenever you're ready in california in southern california my
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Starting point is 00:51:16 We're human. We make mistakes. And sometimes, sometimes women are willing to forgive. They'll never forget. Now, if you think at some point in time when y'all get into an argument, you late for something, or you don't answer her call,
Starting point is 00:51:33 then she gonna say you was probably on that phone with that bee, or you probably was at that bee house, and you probably do it. You're wrong, bro. You're gonna hear that for the rest of your life. You gotta eat it up. Own it own it baby i messed up i messed up i messed up yeah you gotta eat it up man i wish you luck though but don't be no fool don't be no fool chasing no ghost no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Starting point is 00:51:59 no fool chasing no ghost you're right hey i mean, I mean, okay. Oh, you know what, Ocho? Get your lick back. But I ain't gonna let you get like five or six licks back now. Oh, no. Oh, no. You got done. How old do you think he is? How old is he, bro?
Starting point is 00:52:19 I'm assuming he got to be. Look, I don't know. Sometimes people get married young. So I'm going to say, let's just say 30s. Oh, yeah. And you know what, Ocho? She already got the one she want. She got it. I promise you this.
Starting point is 00:52:38 You make a mistake, guys, and you got a lady, you got a wife, she already got the guy in mind. Always. And I go to the restaurant, I already know what I'm going to the restaurant I already know what I'm gonna order I already know what I'm gonna order always if you got a specialist salad that has something like pecans
Starting point is 00:52:54 or walnuts or not almonds I don't like almonds but it's an arugula or mixed green salad and it has like fruit or maybe it has strawberries or maybe it has peaches I'm'm going to get that. Okay. More than likely I'm going to get the ribeye.
Starting point is 00:53:10 If you got a bone in, I'm probably going to order the bone in. Sometimes I'll get the Wagyu. I'll get the A5. I go to a restaurant, I already know. I promise you, she already knows. She already got them sized up. Always. Game is the game. She already got him sized up. Always. Game is the game. Hard, but it's fair.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Sad, but it's true. Hell, that's it. See, people don't, people, they know we telling the truth. You just don't want to hear it. It's just like with your mom, your parents, my grandma, my grandfather was telling us stuff when we were growing up. You't know they was telling truth but i don't want to hear that i'm trying to do what i want to do especially especially i'm not sure what the age the age range of our chat is depending on the age
Starting point is 00:53:57 range of our chat then they have a better understanding on what we're talking about not only what we're saying but through experience especially as the women who will probably agree because they do know ahead of time especially when things there's there's always a plan b yeah oh there's always a plan b come on man don't play don't play don't play we don't have to play that game no need to sell no but hey but i just know no need to hit no need no need to hit me with all them spiritual quotes come on man all I'm saying is is that I'm playing A
Starting point is 00:54:33 playing B ain't gonna treat you like me now he see how you coming never will but if you think hold on now stay with me if you think if you with now, stay with me. If you think, if you're with somebody and you cheat with the next dude, if you think the dude gonna take you serious knowing you're cheating on him,
Starting point is 00:54:53 come on now. Be wise. Because you fuck up your for show for some more, you'll be out there all by yourself. Mess up the for show for some more and be out the door. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:08 It's a crazy game. You better know how to play it. Yeah, I think I'm going to stay in my little place, me and my little boys. I ain't bothering nobody. I'm just staying over here hojo uh it's time for the last segment of the day it's called q and a yeah it won't be no ain't won't be no cheating today won't be no cheating today i'm great king but hey bro you be getting
Starting point is 00:55:45 in this thing hey we ain't had no question from lady ray she must be asleep tonight uh Ocho with cigar from your brand would you recommend to pair with unks cognac thanks thank you in advance you know what the cigar to pair with unks cognac would probably be the Boavita probably probably be the Boavita
Starting point is 00:56:03 even though their Patron is just as smooth. But yeah, try the Boa Vida. And we got a new line coming out. We got a new blend coming out very soon. In representation of me making the Ring of Honor in Cincinnati. So when that drops, you will
Starting point is 00:56:19 know soon. I'm sure Uncle probably give me a good boost and put the link at the top. What we could do is that when we get activated in Florida,
Starting point is 00:56:36 I come down and we get a cigar bar and we have an event where we pair your cigars with my cognac. I like that. I can get the whole city to my cognac. I like that. I can get the whole city to come to that. I like that. So that's what we're looking
Starting point is 00:56:52 at. We're going to get it right. Green tears landscape donated nine times to us and sent us his questions in nine parts. Part one. I'm married with a four-year-old son my wife's bro told her she wasted her school degrees multiple masters that their dad paid for part two have
Starting point is 00:57:14 called her selfish and ungrateful and taken advantage since she now watches her mom full time and is raising our boy part three we moved in with our parents because her mom has Parkinson's. So sad. So sad what I witness every day. My wife is a very hard worker. Part four, she was a teacher for years, went to school while teaching to get her master's before this thing and came
Starting point is 00:57:38 up with a mom. She's got two masters. Part five, my wife gave birth to our son, took time off and was working again i don't understand why our brother questioned why why we moved in why he care he ain't paying no bills on that but anyway she was grinding before this came up we had our own apartment didn't bother no one ask anyone for help parts part seven my wife and her mom have a great relationship her mom wanted one person she could trust, be comfortable with doing everything in life. My grandmother,
Starting point is 00:58:06 that was my sister. Her dad still works. I know that your sister washed over your grandma. You're absolutely right. What would you tell your brother if he acted like me? If he acted like me, like this, okay?
Starting point is 00:58:22 Part nine, Ocho, do you think acting like this? We're going to take Ocho, do you think, okay, acting like this. We're going to take each question. Thanks, guys. Keep up the great grind. Sorry about this. Thanks. Makes this. When it came
Starting point is 00:58:37 to my grandmother, even her own kids stepped aside. Because now my brother and I we are we take care of everything right my grandmother had already told them she had a meeting she called all her kids
Starting point is 00:58:57 in there all the ones that were alive a lot of my grandmother's kids preceded her in death aunt three of her sons my grandmother's kids preceded her in death. Aunt, three of her sons preceded her in death. So all the ones that were alive,
Starting point is 00:59:13 but at that time, they were all still alive. So on four Sundays, all the kids, they still went to the same church. All my aunts and uncles went to the same church. They would come over, eat at the church. My my aunts and uncles went to the same church. They would come over, eat at the church.
Starting point is 00:59:26 My grandmother called them all in. She said, look, when I go, I want y'all to stand down. I won't let me handle everything. She already laid out for my sister what she wanted
Starting point is 00:59:41 to be buried in. She told my sister, I bought a necklace with a diamond cross. She said that goes in the casket with me. I bought a watch that glow up in the dark, had big numbers. She said that goes in the casket with me. She said, Libby, make sure I have my hat on. She make sure I have my teeth in.
Starting point is 00:59:59 That's what she wanted. Yeah. Okay. We come down there. Oh, okay, Libby, what you want? Libby, sir we tell we come down there oh okay what you want shut libby put great away nice nice is nice whatever the whatever the night the cost is no issue at this point whatever it is because she gave her life raised her nine and took my mom's three so now ain't that don't matter about anything else so when it it came to my sister, I mean, it came to my grandmother. My sister made all the calls and her own kids.
Starting point is 01:00:30 They didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't say anything. They understood. My sister was there every day. Well, my sister came in 1970.
Starting point is 01:00:38 She was 10. She lived with my grandmother until 2011. She never went anywhere. Right. So for all those years so for 50 plus years my sister was with my grandmother so it was a natural and so it takes a special type of person also to be with a person every single day and basically have to do everything. Basically, when my grandmother started to couldn't do for herself,
Starting point is 01:01:12 my sister did it all. Gave her a bath and made sure she was fed and made sure this and that. When she was in the nursing home, my sister still went there when that's their job. My sister still bathed her. My sister still put on the bedpan. My sister still went there when that's their job. My sister still bathed them. My sister still put on the bedpan. My sister still did
Starting point is 01:01:28 her hair. My sister still changed her clothes. So I don't get when he what is he doing? He keep talking about, oh, I don't know why y'all did this. What the hell is he doing? Has he offered? Has he volunteered to help?
Starting point is 01:01:43 What's he doing besides complaining? You got to have a solution. You over here talking about why you doing this, why you not doing that. Hey, you know, everybody's family dynamic is different. Everybody's family dynamic is different. But when it comes, but like in a situation like that, Ocho, you know, when people start to have the dementia and sometimes they're
Starting point is 01:02:09 angry and sometimes they forget where they are or they have Parkinson's and they have the tremors. I'm like, bro, that's not easy because it's not like they went to school or they're trained to handle that. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:26 So because it starts to process. I mean, you know, you become you become a baby boy and a man and you start to process all over again. You start to be a baby again. That's not easy. If you've not been trained to have a grown person that becomes a man, a boy or a child or a woman, but then they can't do for themselves. No more. It's funny. It's funny. You're born that way and you die. So for me, bro, I commend your wife for. Stepping up, it seems to be, I guess,
Starting point is 01:03:07 it's the two of them, a brother and a sister. Not surprised. Normally, that's kind of how it happens. The girl facilitates the role as the caregiver. It's unfortunate. She gave up. Like you said, she gave up her life. My sister gave up her life to,
Starting point is 01:03:26 to take care of my grandmother, what she could have been. I don't know. I don't know what she wanted to be. She had a child early. My sister had a child at 15. You had my nephew at 15. She was four,
Starting point is 01:03:37 got pregnant at 14, had a child on the 15th birthday that put a damper on a lot of things, but it also may put it in a situation that, okay, she's going to be there. So now, okay, she's taking care of granny. I go to school. I ain't worried about nothing because I know Libby's there. I go to the NFL. I call every day.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Hey, put granny on the phone. Sometimes granny would answer the phone. But I commend your wife for doing what she did, bro. She stepped up to the plate. That's not an easy, that's not an easy task. That's not an easy assignment. And she's stepping up and she's doing it with flying colors. So I commend you and her.
Starting point is 01:04:16 What you got? True, bro. You touched on everything, bro. You touched on everything that could possibly say it. Obviously, it's commendable. I understand how difficult it is because my grandmother had dementia towards the end of her illustrious and precious life. But my immediate family obviously wasn't there. So I understand somewhat what he's going to do. But there was no one that got in the way or interfered with the process that I had to do and my mother and my brother had to do. So, I mean, it's completely different.
Starting point is 01:04:54 So it's hard for me to really give advice in this scenario and situation. But what you're doing is what your wife is doing is commendable. what you're doing is what your wife is doing is commendable and anyone that is not trying to help find solutions to the problem just ignore it and keep on doing what you do absolutely uh unit lightspeed uncle ocho please give my boy daryl a shout out he's from fort lauderdale lives in new jersey now he's just got a new job been down and we miss his daughter brianna show him some love hey darrell congratulations on the big job big promotion the big move um excited for you we here at nightcap appreciate your support and wish you all the best yes sir hey darrell y'all hiring let me know i'm always looking to add jobs to my resume let me know what i can do i can get to new york fly back here i'm used to it so uh to have your boss hit me i'm easy to reach my twitter is ocho cinco dr frank l bellum ever dr frank l bellamy said hey hugging ocho other
Starting point is 01:05:57 than the blue diamond area what's the hardest parts of your body to keep in shape ah shit i'm still, I'm still young. I'm still young, so I ain't really had no issues of having to keep or having difficulty keeping anything about me in shape because I am a specimen. I'm somewhat of a Greek god. I'm something like Troy.
Starting point is 01:06:17 I'm something like Achilles. I'm something like I'm not sure how many more names i could explain but i could come about this this this beautiful iconic kaka shirt when he was with uh ac milan and show you the the the specimen that i am so it really i've maybe when i hit 70 maybe things are starting to get a little flabby you know uh probably have to use those diamonds that Uncle was talking about, but right now, I'm good. Well, I just want to say this.
Starting point is 01:06:52 I don't have to use the diamonds, but I like what the diamonds make me feel like I'm... You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I'm coming in feeling good about myself. I can put it like this here. You know you got that game plan, and it'll put that game plan in, and you don't call back, what I'm saying? I'm coming in there feeling good about myself. Ocho, you know what? I can put it like this here. You know you got that game plan, and it'll put that game plan in,
Starting point is 01:07:08 and you don't talk about seven, eight balls every day in practice, and you're like, I will eat both of that work today. Without that, with them diamonds on me, can't tell me nothing, baby. Can't tell me nothing, baby. See, you know how I've never used any diamonds, but what I do is, you know how i have i've never used any diamonds but what i do is you know how you prepare for a game and you watch film so what i would do sometimes if i know i'm on the way to somebody then i gotta go into my mode and preparing for this individual so i watch i'm a talker so what i used to do is i used to watch wesley pipes i used to watch wesley pipes and
Starting point is 01:07:44 write down all the quotes he would say when he created content with the individuals throughout his career what i do yeah yeah but so i took all the posts he said and as i'm getting ready before i get ready i memorize the quotes and use them in action and my and be going crazy. Like, what is you talking about? Don't worry about it. You gangbang, you blood, you crip. I'm asking you right now. Answer.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Some funny shit. Hey, some funny shit. The chat probably don't know who the hell I'm talking about. Don't look him up, chat. Hey, listen. How you think I reel this one in like a fish? Where you gone? Come on. Come on in here. Andre Lawson. Uncle Nocho.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Love you guys. Can you give my brother KC a shout out on becoming a father a week ago to a baby girl? Any advice for him? And do you guys think the Lions should try to get Mike Evans? Hey, KC, bro. Hey. Big congrats. Big up on becoming a father. That's a girl, girl, dad. Big congrats. Big up on becoming a father.
Starting point is 01:08:45 A girl, girl, dad. They are the best because a son will be a son until he takes a wife, but a daughter will be a daughter for life. Remember that. Do you guys think that the Lions should try to get Mike Evans? Bro, they loaded their receiver.
Starting point is 01:09:02 I think the Buccaneers should try to keep Mike Evans. If they were going to keep him, they should have signed him a long time ago with the disrespect of even letting him hit the goddamn market. That tells you how teams feel about you, no matter how consistent, how great you've been for them. It's crazy how they
Starting point is 01:09:17 do. I don't think he wants to leave. No, you know he don't want to go. It's a great situation. He's been there a decade. It's a great situation. He's going to raise a family. He's been there a decade. He's going to raise a family. He's entrenched in the community. And I think somebody's going to really have to blow him away
Starting point is 01:09:35 to get him out of there. You know in free agency, Ocho, for me to leave my situation, you're going to have to overpay me because I'm comfortable. I mean, they're going to. They're going to. Do you know how many teams are going to need a receiver? Kansas City. With Mike Evans' resume,
Starting point is 01:09:49 he's going to break the bank. Kansas City need one because they just let MBS go. Yeah. I guess they saved about 30. I think they saved $12, $13 million against the cap. But Andre, hey, KC,
Starting point is 01:10:01 congratulations, brother, on becoming a father. That's a huge accomplishment and I'm happy for you. Joseph Britton said, go ahead. Hey, tell Casey, Casey, two is better than one, so get back in there as soon as you can, boy. Get back in there as soon as you can. Joseph Britton, hey, Uncle Nocho,
Starting point is 01:10:17 can you give my sister Rosie from Memphis a happy birthday? Shout out. Happy birthday, Rosie. Our dad passed away a year ago, and it's been very hard for her. And I've been and I'm and I'm with this being her first year without him. And it would truly make her day. Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 01:10:35 And I am so sorry of the passing of your dad. But just know he's watching you. He's not here physically, but he's here spiritually. And he's watching over you and he would want you to go on. And I know he's watching you. He's not here physically, but he's here spiritually. And he's watching over you, and he would want you to go on. And I know it's difficult, and you're never going to get over your dad, but you'll get better each passing day at dealing with the loss. That's what he would want. That's what he would want.
Starting point is 01:11:00 But he's proud of you. want oh yeah but he's proud of you laura tay uh taylor guys and announcer at the combine today said that the athletes today are getting bigger stronger faster is this true if so the reason more injuries thus perhaps more strict rules and specific tackles yes because they get to learn from the past the guys they, the way they eat. Ocho, guys got trainers and got coaches. Ocho, we didn't have none of this stuff. Man, we ain't had no 707 camps. Man, you showed up.
Starting point is 01:11:37 I ain't going to no camps. I mean, I had to work. First of all, Mary Porter wasn't going to have that. We had to work. Camps cost money. Money that we didn't have. So we needed that. We had to work. Camps cost money. Right. Money that we didn't have. So we needed food. We had to buy our own school clothes.
Starting point is 01:11:48 We had to help granny with those bills. So at a camp, wasn't going to do that. So whenever I was going to get out of – whenever I was going to get to the NFL, it was going to be because of what we did in high school. It wasn't going to be because of no camps. It wasn't. Right. And I understood that, and I was okay with that.
Starting point is 01:12:04 But, yes, the guys are more skilled now. I mean, Patrick Mahoney, look at the guys, the way they throw the ball. You didn't have guys coming in playing like C.J. Stroud as a rookie. Never. Never. Name a quarterback that came in and played like C.J. Stroud. Go back and you take any quarterback that played like C.J. Stroud as a true rookie.
Starting point is 01:12:26 Name one. Peyton, no. Andrew Luck, no. Elway, no. Marino, no. None of them. Aikman, no. Any of them that played as well as this young man did this year.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Yes, they're getting better. They're getting bigger. They're getting stronger. And that's why, you know, and look, I understand the rules on show, but when you get guys that are bigger, stronger, faster, more skilled, and also you change the rules, this is what you get. Kind of like basketball. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:59 The guys are more skilled now. Guys, more guys can handle the ball now. More guys can shoot the ball now. So if more guys can handle the ball, shoot the guys can shoot the ball now. So if more guys can handle the ball, shoot the ball, and you relax the rules, what do you think you're going to get? You're going to get five guys in the last two years scoring 70 points. That's exactly what
Starting point is 01:13:13 you're going to get. Yep. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what they want me to say. Ocho. Yeah. Ocho. Yeah. Ocho, they said,
Starting point is 01:13:29 why are you forming the ball at the three-yard line against Notre Dame in the 2001 Fiesta Bowl? You forming the ball, Ocho? I just laid it down real quick. A little too soon. It was still a touchdown. I ran out, ran out Ran out route Outran everybody Including the ref
Starting point is 01:13:46 That's why the ref couldn't see it So who got the ball? I just It was a touchdown I left everybody Did y'all win the game? I left everybody behind I just
Starting point is 01:13:55 I crossed the line But I just dropped it Like on the one Like a little too early You know how you just Let it fall Oh you did like that D-jack Yeah like that
Starting point is 01:14:03 Yeah yeah yeah That's it But I had I had left the referee And the DB, so I was gone. 41-9. I don't remember that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Fiesta Bowl, 2000. 2001. Yeah. DeJuan Hines, Uncle Nocho, what do y'all think about Sports League, like the NFL, NBA, doing their playoffs by the best record regardless of conference. Nah. Nah. Absolutely not. I like
Starting point is 01:14:30 the conference. And then you have the East versus the West or AFC versus NFC. AFC. Yeah, I got to keep it like that. Yep. I like the format the way it is. Joseph Merlo. Hey, Okanocho, just curious, why don't you two
Starting point is 01:14:45 do a fucking pop-up yet? Hello. Funko. What's Funko Pop-up yet? What's that, Ocho? Ash, what is that? I'm old. It's a collectible. A collectible what? Like a beanie baby?
Starting point is 01:15:04 Like a fat head? Collectible what like a beanie baby like a fat head people collect a lot of ish a figure a figurine I don't know I'm just asking oh yeah I got one of these what is it
Starting point is 01:15:21 oh I got one of these. It's a Lambert. Somebody sent me. We might need to do that. We might need to look at that and see if we can get some more. That would be a nice little collectible. Nice little memorabilia.
Starting point is 01:15:43 Ash is very disappointed because she had to not knowing what this is Ash loves Funkos Ash collects a lot of bull jive too just let that know well said 4th and 30 coverage who the ball going to
Starting point is 01:16:02 ok Ocho it's 4th and 30 damn 4th and 30 we punting of Ray Buchanan. Who the ball going to? Okay, Ocho, it's fourth and thirty. Damn! Fourth and thirty? We punting. The hell? Talk about it, man. Fourth and thirty. Me a punting. I guess he said, you know, we down. So it's fourth
Starting point is 01:16:18 and thirty. Cover four. Darrell Revis, Chad Bailey, Ocho, and Leroy Butler. Ray Buchanan on you. Man, everybody know where the ball going. To who? Okay, you got to be,
Starting point is 01:16:34 you got Champ and Revis on the outside, and you got Leroy Butler and Ray Buchanan potentially guarding me up the race. Come on, bro. I mean, come on, what? Who the ball going to? He say fourth and 30.
Starting point is 01:16:51 You ain't getting nowhere. You need somebody to get up and get out. You bring the ball coming to me. What's your longest touchdown, Ocho? You got anything over 90 yards? I didn't think so. Yes, I do. I've had one for 78.
Starting point is 01:17:07 I got a 96. What route? I don't worry about it. I caught a three... Answer the question. I caught a slant. Now, look at it now. Look at it. You see the look on your face? You see the look on your face? A slant. I took a three-yard route and went 96.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Listen, I got a bunch of touchdowns over 50 yards. You got one. So if it's fourth and 30, they're coming to me. I got an 82, too. Me, too. And I ain't talking about no D. I got some goal balls, but I like to put my hands on it and do that work and take off on them. I ain't talking about no D. I got some goal balls, but I like to put my hands on it and do that work and take off on them.
Starting point is 01:17:47 I ain't talking about goal balls. I got some stuff I took short and got goals. I took a three-yard ride with 96. That's fine. But in this case, in this scenario, fourth and 30, they coming to me. They coming to me. All right. They coming to me, Ocho.
Starting point is 01:18:05 You know what I do? Ocho, you know what I do? I'm going to let him tackle me on the water and let him throw you the fade so you don't feel left out. Because at that point in time, I probably got like 210, 215. I'm saying, you know what? Hey, run X logo for it so he don't feel left out.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Would you guys ever go skinny dipping? Ocho, you ever go skinny dipping? Nah. I might have some shorts on because you never know. You never know. I don't play with that skinny dip stuff. That stuff you did when you were in high school and you was in college.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Yeah, I'm a little bit too young. I got too much facial recognition, brain recognition. But if you're the culture boy in high school or college, you're a boy in. You're a boy in. What you know about St. Patrick's Day in Savannah? I know everything about St. Patrick's Day in Savannah? I know everything about St. Patrick's Day in Savannah. I grew up in Glenville,
Starting point is 01:19:10 Georgia, which is about 65 miles from Savannah. I went to school in Savannah. I lived in Savannah for like three years after I got out of college. So I know everything. I know everything about St. Patrick's Day parade. It's one of the biggest,
Starting point is 01:19:25 actually it's one of the biggest ones in the U.S. Probably only, I would say probably Chicago, New York, and maybe San Francisco's are the only ones that's bigger. I didn't realize there were so many Irish people in Savannah, but they come, I mean, they have a quarter of a million people come for that. So guess what? Oh, Joe, that's a wrap.
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Starting point is 01:20:40 Your boy got to work today and tomorrow. Oh, my bad. Your boy got to work today and tomorrow. And because that's what I got to work. I got to work. You're on vacation. That's what you do. No, listen, I just know
Starting point is 01:20:50 I just signed up to playing this over 40 men's soccer league out here and out here in Miami. So we play Saturday. So I'm back to work. I wish you the best
Starting point is 01:20:59 of luck in that. Thank you for joining us again. I'm your favorite on Shannon Sharp. He's your favorite. Number 85. Route runner extraordinaire, Bengals ring of honor,
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