Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Kirby Smart sounds off, Ocho's spelling struggles, Fanta vs. Chek

Episode Date: March 19, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss the future of high school football, Ocho attempts to spell more words, and their favorite sodas of their youth. 0:00 Kirby Smart says he doesn’t l...ike players that sign and don’t play their senior year of high school5:30 Ocho doesn’t understand why high school players would want to forgo their senior season9:50 Spell-O-Cinco22:00 Dunk on Unc34:00 Q and Ayyyyy50:00 Much More Nightcap! #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:47 not playing their senior year. Let's take a listen to what Kirby had to say. Okay, come on, Kirby. There's high school coaches that say, well, they won't play their senior year. Well, you know, if a kid doesn't play a senior year because he signed, I don't really want him on my team. I just, you know, if he's going to opt out for a senior year, then he would do the same
Starting point is 00:03:06 to me. So I don't really know if that's a viable option. A lot of high school coaches think, well, at least I'll get my kids signed because high school coaches and players are losing opportunities ad nauseum by signing in December and not having spaces because of the portal. So I don't like the idea of someone signing before their senior year because I think the senior year matters. I think in the state of Georgia and the Southeastern Conference footprint, the high school season of your senior year still matters. I want to watch a kid play. Ochoa, what's your take on this? I mean, well, if you want the individual based on his season, his junior year,
Starting point is 00:03:46 and you're willing to sign him, willing to give him a scholarship, at that point, does his senior year really matter that much? When obviously in junior year, when Jess is good? I'm just curious. We go, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:02 I mean, is this where we go and guys go sit out their senior year of high school. Is that what we had at Ocho? Are they really doing that? Yes. Where are they allowing that to happen, though? Why would you want as a kid? Why would you even set that precedent and want to sit out your senior year just in general? If you really love football like that, if you like that that there's no way you had that in your body already when you want to sit out and forego your senior season and you just in high school i think i think and you heard kirby mentioned to it the portal about guys because see because here's the
Starting point is 00:04:38 thing oh joe why would i go get a senior in high school as opposed to a guy that's in the portal? He's already in college. He already knows about study hall. He already knows the practice. He already knows the schedule of it. So I have a pretty good idea because if he's met the academic requirements to stay eligible for his freshman year, I believe he'll still meet the academic requirements to move forward. Right. So that's why people are going to the portal. It's because they're like, well, hey, I already know this kid. This kid has already been in college. He's already been away from home. That's nuts, though.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Like, logically, think about that. Think about you, your senior year. Oh, I'm going. I got to go. Before I go to Savannah State, I'm going to sit out and relax. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm going to sit out and relax. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. Well, I'm still working my way into trying to be the receiver I want to be. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I'm working on my craft. I can imagine being an athlete, me, her, Ocho. So what are you going to do? You going to sit out basketball too? You going to sit out track? Can you imagine, Ocho, you a football player. You done played football your freshman year, your sophomore year, your junior year, and come
Starting point is 00:05:50 your senior year, all you gonna do is go to class and then go watch the guys play on Friday night. Listen, if you able to do that at that young of an age, you don't love the game. No. You know, it ain't no way in hell you love the game, and you're gonna be a, you can't be no goddamn diva in high
Starting point is 00:06:05 school. Yeah. I'm not a diva. Not in that senior year, you're in college, not going to the bowl game, you know, not wanting to risk injury. Oh, what you think about, Ocho, what you think about to happen when they go to 12, 16 teams in college? All the other bowls, so if my team
Starting point is 00:06:21 ain't in the playoffs, you're going to have a lot of guys sitting out. Right. Right. Listen, everybody don't need to be sitting out, man, because if you're going to have a lot of guys sitting out. Right. Right. Listen, everybody don't need to be sitting out now because if you make sure you listen to motherfucking male Kiper, listen to male Kiper. If you ain't that goddamn top five out of top 10, you ain't got no reason to be sitting your ass out.
Starting point is 00:06:36 You need to be putting on a goddamn show in the goddamn bowl game. And then come, then come April at Lucas oil stadium. You need to be showing the fuck out too. Everybody doesn't have the right and can't be afforded the opportunity to sit the hell out. Unless you that motherfucking boy. Oh, what you call him?
Starting point is 00:06:56 No, I already saw it. Jalen Johnson got Austin Reeves too. Yes. Where do you see Jalen Johnson got Austin Reed very similar wait what happened we gonna show Ant-Man's first check this dunk out Ocho
Starting point is 00:07:11 hey that's not an offensive foul nah he up out of the basket well why he move the fuck out why he move out of the way I don't know. What's wrong with him? He broke his hand or something?
Starting point is 00:07:28 Yeah, he hurt his hand. Look at this, Ocho. Oh. And that's disrespectful. Yeah, it is. Got acorns all on top of his head. Holy shit. Oak tree growing tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:07:41 I hope he got, I hope his hair clean. Because if he got dirty hair, the acorns go grow tomorrow to an oak tree. When did that happen? That just happened just now? That just happened. And Jalen Johnson from the Hawks just got Austin Reeves. Very, very similar. God damn. He broke his finger too.
Starting point is 00:07:59 You know what's funny? Even though I don't watch much basketball, have you ever watched the mannerism and the style of play with Anthony Edwards? Oh, yeah, man, I like that. He from Georgia. He from Korea. Hold up. Who remind you of? His movement, the way he move. Oh, you gonna say
Starting point is 00:08:14 Kobe? Nope. Because where Kobe got it from? Oh, Jordan. Yeah. That's crazy. You probably, I don't know if you notice it. I'm just know if you noticed it I'm just saying I've noticed it the little bit of basketball I've watched him like but god damn his
Starting point is 00:08:29 movement and his mannerisms are Jordan like I'm not saying any Jordan chat you got the one with Jalen Brown on Austin Reeves we grabbing the one man this dude wait who Jalen Brown Jalen Johnson from the Hawks he got Austin Reeves boy
Starting point is 00:08:47 Jalen Johnson who he is we got it or no we finna pull it up we got it we gonna get it oh man Austin put it in his mouth
Starting point is 00:09:04 wait Austin Reeves is not a defensive player though get your ass out the way then We going to get it. Oh, man. Austin put it in his mouth. Wait. Austin Reeves is not a defensive player, though. He's a two-guard. Get your ass out of the way then. He's a two-guard. I ain't taking no charge. I ain't going to lie. I ain't taking no charge and potentially get posterized.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Damn, y'all. Listen, you also have to take into account Jalen Johnson, I'm assuming, must be tall as hell. Austin Reeves. Yeah, I don't know. He can up. He got elevated. I mean, yeah, he got jets in his feet. He can hell. Awesome. No, he can, he got, I mean, yeah, he can, he got jets in his feet.
Starting point is 00:09:27 He can elevate. Yes. Why the hell he wasn't in the goddamn dunk contest? Hey, look here. All I know is the boy got some jackass in him.
Starting point is 00:09:38 He jumped out of, he jumped out of the jailboat show. I ain't lying. Man. Oh, you're not finna put me on no poster. Hey, jailboat, yo. I ain't lying. Bad. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.
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Starting point is 00:10:03 Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. We try to we try to we try to we try to I can't do it I cannot do it oh that's funny okay we tried we tried to get it we gonna get it check it out I mean that man got family
Starting point is 00:10:14 man you know people in Arkansas watching Austin Reeves that's Kobe of the Ozarks and he did that to that man I sure hope he ain't got no family in the stands tonight damn listen whether you got family in the stands tonight. Damn. Listen, whether you got family in the stands or not,
Starting point is 00:10:29 boy, social media going to have that everywhere. They do. So the world going to see it regardless. Oh, it's everywhere already. Yes. Oh, shit. Man, you know, Ocho, you know it's social media, man. As soon as it happens. Hey, because somebody was in the chat saying,
Starting point is 00:10:41 say you're sending condolences and flowers to Austin Reed's family. So I already know. I said, well, damn, what happened? And Lord, have mercy. Jeez. Man. Damn. Now I want to see it.
Starting point is 00:10:56 It can't be worse than the goddamn Anthony Evans. Oh, here it is. Here it is, Ocho. Oh, Ocho. What are you doing? Oh, he was trying to get the... Trying to take a charge. Yeah, that don't count.
Starting point is 00:11:12 That don't count. Listen, Anthony Everson was a little bit more... Look at this, Ocho. Look at this. Look, come on. Nah, bro. That one was cool, but that Anthony Edwards was
Starting point is 00:11:25 Anthony Edwards it was a little bit more nasty and John Collins got some ups yeah that's what made it worse yeah Ocho you just it's just like the guy that chased the guy into the end zone that might not be your man but if you chase him into the end zone
Starting point is 00:11:43 everybody gonna think you got beat. You got beat, yeah. All right, Ocho. People have been DMing us all day, and they want you to spell these words, so it's time for your favorite segment. It's called Spellcho
Starting point is 00:11:59 Cinco. Spellcho Cinco. O, Cinco. Ocho, I'm going to start you off with an easy one. Because I ain't going to start you off with the hard one first. This is really, really easy. I want you to sound it out. Sound. Sound.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Sound. Sound. Okay. The first word is cantaloupe. Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe. C-A-N-T-E-L-O-P-E. Lord have mercy. I don't know how the hell you get an E in canta.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Canta. Canta. Oh, shit. C-A-E-n-t-a no can can that's what i said i said c-a-n-a cantaloupe c-a-n-t-a yeah canter c-a-n-t-a l-o-p-e oh i'm talking too damn fast that's my problem okay thank you thank you okay yeah i did i did okay here it is ocho L-O-P-E. Oh, I'm talking too damn fast. That's my problem. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. You told me you found it out. Yeah, I did. I did. Okay, here it is, Ocho. Aneurysm.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Aneurysm. Shit. Aneurysm. A-N. I'm guessing here. I don't know it now. Aneurysm. I'm guessing. A-N. I'm guessing here. I'm on because I don't know it now. Aneurysm. I'm guessing. A-N. R-U. And you and you. A-N-U-rism. R-I-S-I-U-M. No. Damn. Okay. And. And A-N. U as in your rhythm mix the you rhythm mix any Lennox you rhythm mix rhythm mix okay okay spell that thing out though let me hear let me hear let me hear boy and and a in you as in your rhythm mix all right all A-N-U. As in Eurythmics. R-H.
Starting point is 00:14:05 R-H. You said rhythm. You said rhythm. An-U. Spell it. I already got it wrong. A-N-E-U-R-Y. Where the E come from?
Starting point is 00:14:26 N-U N-E-U Where the E come from? The E silent How I'm supposed to know that? That's like the goddamn G in spaghetti Or lasagna
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah, but you still gotta spell it A-N-E-U-R-Y-S-M Okay, Ocho If you don't get this one, Ocho This is the easy one there This is the easiest one you gonna get Oh Don't say these words easy if you don't get this one, Ocho, this is the easy one there. This is the easiest one you're going to get. Oh, don't say these words are easy because you tried to get me to spell Presbyterian. How you say that?
Starting point is 00:14:52 Presbyterian. Presbyterian. Hey, I had people on Twitter trying to make fun of me about me not knowing how to spell these words. You know good and goddamn well, if somebody asked you about the blue, you weren't going to be able to spell them either. Hate people that be asking like that goddamn Einstein. This is the easiest one right here. Yeah. Immediately.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Oh, immediately. I'm going to bed immediately after this show. Yeah. I-M-E-I-M-M-E D-I-A T-E-L-Y. Yeah-T-E-L-Y. Yeah, that's easy. That's easy.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Give me a hard one so people can make fun of me. Okay. The mascot of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish is a leprechaun. Oh, shit. That's hard.
Starting point is 00:15:40 I saw the movie, though. I saw the movie. Shit. Lep. L I saw the movie. Shit. Lep. L-E-P. Yep. L-E-P. Is it H?
Starting point is 00:15:53 I think the H is silent. No, no, no. I mean, there's a lot of letters in between. Hold on, hold on. Lepre. Okay, L-E-P-R-E. Now, the problem is con. C-H-U-N. C-H-U-N. L-E-P-R-C-C-A-U-N. C-H.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Leprechaun. That's right. I got that right. No, but anyway. Okay, this is the easiest This is the easiest one of the night Wait, hold on I didn't spell leprechaun right, what did I miss? A lot of them But that's okay We gonna get
Starting point is 00:16:36 Okay, you cheating Okay, you can have Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise Mayonnaise okay you can have a miracle whip or mayonnaise mayonnaise you want me to spell miracle mayonnaise why can't you say a miracle no mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise may may why oh shit nays is in wait a minute you just said mayonnaise okay okay how about they don't say mayonnaise it's mayonnaise but here's the mayo clinic okay mayo nays like gerard mayo yes Yes. N-A-I-S-E.
Starting point is 00:17:47 M-A-Y M-A-Y-O N-A-I-S-E. You missed it. Fuck, man! This is bullshit! Come on, man! I'm starting it that way. M-A-Y-O
Starting point is 00:18:01 N-A-I-S-E Why would they double the fucking N? Because it's not mayonnaise. Okay, here it is, Ocho. If you don't get this one, Ocho, we're going to give up. Nah, okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Okay. Oh, Chet, I promise you, Chet, I got you right now. My life depended on it. I got you right here. I promise you. Okay, here it is. This is a rank in the military
Starting point is 00:18:28 it is called a colonel you know what this is tricky because colonel could start with a c colonel could start with a k i remember god damn i know colonel sanders i remember from i remember a colonel from a Because Colonel could start with a C. Colonel could start with a K. I remember Colonel Sanders. I remember Colonel from a different world. Fuck. See you. What the hell? Colonel.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Colonel. Colonel. CO. Colonel. Colonel. C-O. C-O. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Colonel.
Starting point is 00:19:13 C-O. And you know, see the funny thing about it? Colonel. What I find funny is you take a long time to spell this easy word. Oh, it's easy to you because you're looking right at it. I ain't looking at it. I'm looking at you. I'm just saying. And no, they tell me the word. Of course, it's easy to you because you're looking right at it. I ain't looking at it. I'm looking at you. I'm just saying, in order to tell me the word, of course it's easy because you just saw it.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Colonel. C-O-R N. No. C-O. No. Colonel. Colonel. C-U. Baby! Baby! Colonel. Colonel. Boy, if you want to spell it B in third grade, I hate to see what them other boys.
Starting point is 00:19:52 I'm like, hey, third grade. Them other kids must have walked backwards. No, no, no. You got to think. I had a 4.0. I had a 4.0 in third grade. But it was on a 10.0 grading system. No, no, no, no. I was a spelling bee champ. Now, if you follow me on Twitter and I'm always using these big-ass words, but I got spellchecked, so it always
Starting point is 00:20:12 spells the shit right for me. I never had to spell these ridiculous words that you've given me, but I like this. We got to keep doing this. But how do you spell Colonel anyway? C-O-L-O-N-E-L. Where the fucking L coming at? Where the L coming at?
Starting point is 00:20:30 What is it with the English language? After the first O and after the E? You said Colonel. I sounded it out. There was no L in there. I like doing it. I like doing this. I like doing this. I like doing this.
Starting point is 00:20:46 This is very humbling. It is, Ocho. It is. I'm not going to lie to you. As smart as I am when it comes to other facets of my life, spelling just seemed not to be my strong suit. No, no. Hold on, Ocho. Colonel.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Go ahead. C-O-L. Hey, chat. Hey, chat. Hey, chat. Hey, let me read the chat. Let me see if y'all, I know y'all ain't, I know, chat, I know y'all ain't trying to laugh, because I know some of y'all don't know these goddamn words either.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Ash, can you hear me? My O-O-O-K spell worth a damn. And ain't none one of y'all knew these words either. Don't ask the Diddy and don't act high class like you knew them either. Hey, Ash. Hey, give me another word. Give me another word. Give me another word real quick.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I need another word. Hey, somebody in the chat, give me a word. No, they can't give me a word because they said. Hey, somebody told my dad was too easy. But y'all, hey, they be lying, man. Why y'all chat be lying? Oh, I knew how to spell Colonel. Stop lying, man.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I need another. I can't hear nobody else. Ash, where you at? Odyssey. Oh, I know that because I used to play the video game. Odyssey. Chat, this is Odyssey. I know I'm going to be right.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Odyssey. O-D-Y. Wait, no. O-D-E-Y Wait, no. Odyssey. Odyssey. O-D-D
Starting point is 00:22:30 Odyssey. No. O-D-E-S-S-E-Y Odyssey. Did I get it right? I don't know. What did you say? Odyssey.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Yes, I did. You were right the first time. O-D-Y Oh, I did. You were right the first time. O-D-Y. Oh, I was right. No. Odyssey. O-D-Y-S-E-Y. O-D-Y-S. Double S. Double S. Because I play Odyssey. I play Odyssey on PlayStation.
Starting point is 00:23:03 You. Okay. I got it right. Hey. I got it right. Hey, I got what right, huh? Right? I don't know about all that. Ain't nobody said nothing. Because they know you wrong.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Odyssey. No. O-D-Y double S-E-Y. I played the video game on PlayStation. Did you win? Yeah, yeah. I beat it. I beat it.
Starting point is 00:23:23 I cheated, though. Because you could Google. You could Google how to cheat. Yeah, yeah, I beat it. I beat it. I cheated, though, because you could Google. You could Google how to cheat. Yeah, on PlayStation Odyssey. I forgot. Now I forgot the name of the whole game. Hey, chat, y'all remember the video game Odyssey? Odyssey something.
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Starting point is 00:26:29 We're going to say this last word for Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, we got to do the spelling shit every time. I like this shit. Okay, Ocho, it's time for your favorite segment, Dunk on Unk. Dunk on Unk. Hey, don't be cheating tonight, man.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Hold on, hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, no. Here we go. Dunk on Unk chat. If Unk, you need Unk chat. I need y'all to pay attention. Look at Unk's eyes.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Watch his eyes, please. Watch his body language. It will let you know if he knows the answer ahead of time. Before he answers, if he looks left and looks right, he cheating. Question number one. Dunk on, Unk.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Between USC, Texas, and Ohio State, which team has produced the most number one overall picks in the NFL draft? Oh, this is a good one. USC, Texas, and Ohio State. Which collegiate team has
Starting point is 00:27:34 produced the most number one overall picks in the NFL draft? It's a good one. Okay. Tom Kustenoweth went number one in 79. Orlando Pace went number one. Wilkinson went number one.
Starting point is 00:27:57 USC had... I'm going to say... It's a good one It is I'm going to go USC You are correct Mr. Sharp USC has had Five number one overall picks
Starting point is 00:28:24 Wait a minute They're tied with Oklahoma, Notre Dame And Georgia USC has had five number one overall picks. Wait a minute. They're tied with Oklahoma, Notre Dame, and Georgia. Wait, am I wrong? Am I reading that wrong? Georgia had five number ones? Wait, I think I'm reading it wrong. The answer, USC has had five number one overall picks.
Starting point is 00:28:46 They're tied with Oklahoma, Notre Dame, and Georgia? Am I reading that right? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm reading it right. I'm reading it right. Yes. So USC has had five number one overall picks between the three teams I named who had the most number ones. They're tied with Oklahoma, Notre Dame, and Georgia that have also had five number one
Starting point is 00:29:02 overall picks. Okay. Okay. You got that one right okay you got that one right you got that one right one one for one number two question number two guess this player i started my career in the 80s i held an nfl russian record for 16 season i was your teammate for one year You led, hold on. I started my career in the 80s. I held an NFL Russian record for 16 seasons. I was your, being you, teammate for one year. This individual was your teammate for one year?
Starting point is 00:29:47 Started in the 80s. Yep. And he led the league in rushing? He held an NFL rushing record. Oh, a rushing record. Oh, okay. Yeah, rushing record for 16 seasons at that. 16 seasons. That's a long time.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Yeah, it is. Yeah, we got him hey chat we got him chat yeah hold on I'm trying to think 16 seasons I'm running back oh we yeah I got you a running back. Ooh, wee. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:28 I got you. I got you. Let me know when you're ready for the answer. Hold on, hold on. Chat, you got him, Chat. Oh, here you go. He looking down. Chat, there you go. I got my eyes closed on you.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Don't cheat me. It's not at Denver. It's got to be somewhere. It's got to be Baltimore. That's what's throwing me off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on now. You might as well give it,
Starting point is 00:30:54 throw in the white towel. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. The answer is, and I'm going to tell you what threw you off. When I said, hell, the NFL
Starting point is 00:31:05 rushing record for 16 seasons, the first thing you thought about was a running back when that was the case. It was Randall Cunningham, who was a teammate in 2001. Oh, man. Come on, Ochoa. Yeah, he ran for 947 yards in 1990. Michael
Starting point is 00:31:22 Vick broke that record in 2000. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got him, Chad. All right. Number three. Number third question. The New York Jets currently have the longest drought at
Starting point is 00:31:38 13 seasons. Let me take that back. The New York Jets currently have the longest playoff drought at 13 seasons. But which team has the longest drought of not winning their division? Haven't won their division in a long time. Oh, that's, oh, shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Oh, that's, oh, shit. Yeah, you, you, you have to be, you have to be, you have to really know. Yeah, you got to go. You got to know your A game on this one. I'm gonna go we got him again nah you know what don't do that don't do that
Starting point is 00:32:36 every time you say you know what and you look up and you go ahead and you say the right answer it's out of two it's two teams, I'm thinking. You know, I got two.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I want to say the Chargers or the Bears. So I don't care. That's your final answer? Yeah. Wrong again. You just as bad as me when it comes to spelling. The answer is the Cleveland Browns. They haven't won their division since 1989.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Wow. 1989. And in fact, you know what threw me off? They went to the playoffs. They beat the Steelers, but they beat Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the Steelers, but they beat Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Yeah. We got it, Chad. I'm one for two. I'm finna get this one, though. I bet I get this one. You ain't finna get this one. Oh, nah, you ain't finna get this one. Only one running back in NFL history has had two seasons of 100-plus catches.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Oh, you ain't gonna get this one. Name the running back. Only one running back has had two seasons of 100 plus catches. Oh, you ain't going to get this one. Name the running back. Only one running back has had, in NFL history, has had two seasons of 100 plus catches. Name the running back. And it's only a handful of them that can catch that.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Larry Sinners. Who? Larry Sinners. You are wrong again. The answer is Christian McCaffrey, 107 catches in 2018 and 116 catches in 2019.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Bam. Yeah. I didn't know he put in work like that. Yeah, on the back here. Yeah. Yeah, a little swing passes. 119. Wow. No, 116 in 2019. Yeah, on the back here. Yeah, yeah. A little swing passes. 119. Wow. No, 116 in 2019. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:28 And he had a 107 and 119? Yeah, 107. Yep. Back-to-back seasons. That's that workload. And Carolina, that's why he was hurt. That's why he got his ass hurt. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:34:42 I better get this one on, Joe. Question number five. You ain't getting this one either. Yeah, you ain't getting Joe. Question number five. You ain't getting this one either. Yeah, you ain't getting this one. Oh, you definitely ain't getting this one. Who was the Buccaneers? Who was the Tampa Bay Buccaneers all-time leader in passing yards? You ain't getting this one, buddy.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Guarantee you that. Chat, we got him on the road, chat. The way Tommy Hearns did Martin. Hold on, hold on. Now, don't look that way. Ash isn't that way. Look straight ahead. I need you looking straight ahead.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Ash ain't got no questions. She can hear me. Oh, yeah. Chat, we got him. He just as bad as he was hear me. Oh, yeah. Chat, we got him. He just as bad as he was. No, no, no. It's a two. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Jameis Jameis who hey he cheated somebody gave him the answer I'm not joking here's my thing look when you go back you go back and look at it Bennett Chester the hot. Somebody gave the answer. Here's my thing. Look, when you go back and you go back and look at it, Benetester, I was
Starting point is 00:36:09 like Benetester or Trent Dilfer because they played the longest there. But if you go back and look at Jameis, Jameis had a 5,000 yard season, a 4,000 yard season. So even though he wasn't there the years they were there, and they didn't throw the ball like that in the 80s or the 90s. So,
Starting point is 00:36:26 it's like process of elimination. Man, hell no. So, with Jameis Winston. Chat, chat, yeah, with Jameis Winston Marcellus,
Starting point is 00:36:33 19,000, he got 19,737 yards followed by Benny Testaverde with 14,000, 14,820. Nah, I don't like, nah.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Chat, chat, chat, well, you two for five. Two for, you were two for five. Don, I don't like... Nah. Chat. Chat. Chat, well, you two for five. Two for... You were two for five. I told y'all I'm gonna get it. Ojo, you think I'm gonna go 0 for? Did you actually think
Starting point is 00:36:52 I was gonna go 0 for Ojo? Hey. Chat. He was cheating, Chat. Hey, Ojo, you know I was the trivia champ, right? I got this trophy to prove it. Where's that from?
Starting point is 00:37:07 Trivia champ. Oh, you scammed me through, so you tried to pick the hard ones. Oh, no, no. I'm just, listen. The questions are given to me before we start the show, and I run through them, I look at them, and I'm just trying to make sure that you are not
Starting point is 00:37:27 you are not given any knowledge of what is going to be asked. First of all, ask your guy your producer picked the question or the trivia. Listen, all y'all be in cahoots. You know, they work for you. No, they don't. They work for you.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Yeah, I paid a salary but he work for you. No, they don't. They work for you. Yeah, I paid a salary, but he worked for you. Hey. Do you understand, like, Ash would literally, like, help y'all. Nah. Ash is on your side. Nah, Ash.
Starting point is 00:38:01 So, I got, like, two two I got what I get how many I get right two out of five okay two I got listen out of the five words you asked me to spell I got two right and plus Ocho you gotta realize I won Jeopardy I won Jeopardy too I got the app on my phone you ain't the only one
Starting point is 00:38:21 no I'm actually willing to show rest if so Alex can bet. Alex. That's it? Yeah, that was the last one. That was number five. All right, Ocho. Our favorite topic of the day
Starting point is 00:38:37 is time for last topic of the day and it's called Q&A. Q&A, people. Ask anything. It doesn't matter. Green light. Let people. Ask anything. Doesn't matter. Green light. Let's go because I'm out of sight. What you want to do? She saw me naked and she got frightened.
Starting point is 00:38:52 And it was going to be... Never mind. Michael said, what possession in NFL history would you have wanted to be a part of regarding your skill set? What current player you wish you could play with? I'm going to answer the second part. Current
Starting point is 00:39:13 player I would love to play with, obviously, it'd be Joe Burrow. I would love to play with Joe. You like playing at my home? Yeah, you would have got that rock. You would have got that rock. I would love to play with Joe. I would love to be in Cincinnati during this time, especially during have got that rock. You would have got that rock. I would love to play with you. I would love to be in Cincinnati during this time, especially during the social media era.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Social media era. I would have had a good old time. I would have had a good old time. What was the first part of the question? What possession in NFL history would you have wanted to be a part of regarding your skill set? Hmm. What possession? Would you want to be faster?
Starting point is 00:39:54 You want to be bigger? No, no, no. I would have stayed the same way I was. Because I was, you see my shoulders? I got small shoulders, you know? I want to stay slim, trim. I was cut up when I was aerodynamic. I didn't want to change nothing.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I was special just like this. What if I could have Tyreek's feet? Hey, what if you had Tyreek's feet at your size? Man! All that's going to do is get me to that safety quicker so he can knock my ass out. Dog! Man, you was already controlling that speed and that build up, that kind of so he can knock my ass out. Dog. Man, you already controlled that speed of that,
Starting point is 00:40:27 built up that kind of speed in that short amount of space. Oh, yeah. You know, Chinese ain't running no rounds like that, Ocho. You're right. Baby Pluto said, Ocho was willing to risk his life on Colonel, so where do we send the flowers for our condolences?
Starting point is 00:40:47 Hey, listen, when you think about the word Colonel, right? Just some of the words I hate when the letters are silent. I hate when the letters are silent because obviously I have no background in the military or anything having to do with the army.
Starting point is 00:40:59 So I don't even know how to spell Colonel. Hell, I might not even be able to spell Sergeant. I know Sergeant, S-E-R-G-A-N-A-N-T. Am I wrong or right? Probably wrong, but okay. We'll go with that. No, you know, the English language is butchered to a point where we need to go back and rewrite history.
Starting point is 00:41:20 No, we don't need to rewrite no history. We need to just, like, get you caught up on spelling. The Mushroom Coffee Company said, Uncle Ocho, be on the lookout for a special package coming from Freddy T with our amazing mushroom coffee to fuel nightcap and keep Ocho from yawning. Ocho, you drink coffee? I drink coffee. I drink three cups every day.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Cafe con leche, down here in Miami, or a latte, one or the other to pair with my cigar. I know your stomach be bubbling too, huh? I don't bubble.
Starting point is 00:41:51 My body used to it because I've been doing it so long. And somebody said, so I can stay up. Listen, I don't get sleepy until the last 20 minutes of night camp.
Starting point is 00:42:00 You got to understand, when I'm not filming, I'm asleep by 9.30 every night. Every night. So sometimes having to stay asleep by 9.30 every night. Every night. So sometimes having to stay up past 9.30, for me, a 30-year routine of being in bed at 9.30, I'm up at 5 a.m. every morning. So sometimes it's hard for me to stay up, but I stay up for y'all. Why? Because I love you.
Starting point is 00:42:19 We sure appreciate that, Ocho. Yeah, man. Faith said, hey, Ocho and Shannon no question just live feedback Nightcap and Club Shay Shay teams are doing a great job with production. Everything looks great. The new format is awesome. Shout out to Ash for putting up with my delinquency
Starting point is 00:42:36 great work. Well thank you Faith. Thank you for being a faithful listener a watcher. Nightcap is coming up on four years for Nightcap. We're about five months. nightcap is we're coming up on four years for nightcap but we're about five months excuse me we're coming up on four years on club shea shea we're coming up on five months with nightcap so we thank you thanks everyone out there that's been watching and being loyal supporters of both personnel said oh you know you can break the
Starting point is 00:43:01 internet with a mr beast interview right he right? He closed that $100 million deal with Amazon Prime for a TV show. You're going to 10x that with that cat check. I don't know about all that, but I mean, I would love to have Jimmy on.
Starting point is 00:43:21 I mean, he's the standard in which you try to go about getting deals, but he's the standard in which you try to go about getting deals. But he's been at it. He's 26, I think. He's been at it since he was 15. He kind of saw where it was heading. He's been doing it that long?
Starting point is 00:43:35 Yeah. Shit. Mm-hmm. Yep. Damn, that's a long time, bud. 100 mil. Woo! yep damn that's a long time but on a meal edwin edward moses if the signing bonus don't count against the cap why don't owners just give guaranteed contracts to everyone no they count
Starting point is 00:43:55 against the cap what they do with the signing bonus is that they prorate it over the life of the contract so let's just say for the sake of argument, you signed a five-year deal for $200 million with $100 million at signing. They take that and they break it up. So 20 million, 20 million, 20 million, 20 million, 20 million. So your first year, your cap number is probably going to be 21 million. They gave you 100 million. Your first year is going to be based
Starting point is 00:44:26 for whatever veteran player is of your tenure. So your first year contract, your first year will probably be $1 million plus the $100 million that you got to sign. But you don't get the $100 million right away. Whatever the sign, okay, let's take Cousins. Cousins got a hundred million guaranteed. He got 50 million
Starting point is 00:44:48 at signing. He got a four-year deal, right? So you divide 50 million, you drive four years into 50. So that's what? 12, 12.5 a year. So 12.5 plus whatever he got that base, which would be probably a million dollars. So there's
Starting point is 00:45:04 a good chance that Kirk Cousins' first year is only 13.5 against the cap. So that's how they do it. They prorate the signing bonus over the life of the contract. I think people don't understand. I think the chat, I don't know how well informed you are when it comes to signing bonuses
Starting point is 00:45:23 or when players get upfront money is if you got a $100 million signing bonus, they don't actually just give you $100 million right there. It's broken down throughout the years. It's broken down throughout the years. What do you think? What, every six months you get a piece? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Starting point is 00:45:41 A signing bonus, you get that. Like when Kirk Cousins signed his name, they gave him a check, 50 million minus the taxes. You think so? Oh, absolutely, yes. Absolutely. Yeah, that's a signing bonus
Starting point is 00:45:53 at the time of signing. Oh, shit, hold on, hold on. My red lightning came on my computer. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I got my cord when we good because here's the thing Ocho now say like a lot of sometimes now they say okay
Starting point is 00:46:22 when they say 100 million guaranteed like Lamar let's just take Lamar. And I think Lamar got 80 million. They probably said, OK, Lamar, we're going to give you 40 million. And by the new year, we will we will give you a total of 80 million dollars. So they might give him 40 million and then they might give him another 40 million. That's due by league year next year, which was, I think, the league year started last Wednesday. Shoot, shit must be different now. Because mine, if I'm not mistaken,
Starting point is 00:46:53 I think mine was broken up. Or I might be thinking of something else. Yeah, they were making their bread like they were making bread. They were making bread. The owners were making good money. Don't get me wrong. It wasn't like it is now.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yeah. Oh, hell no. Hell no. Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy said, Hey, Uncle Nocho, other than your cell phone and wallet, what are three things you must have when you travel? A cigar.
Starting point is 00:47:21 I ain't going nowhere. Cigar. When I'm traveling, I got to have my cigar. I got to have my chapstick. I got to have my chapstick. Matter of fact, it's sitting right here. Got to have my chapstick and
Starting point is 00:47:35 I got to have my I got to have, well, I got to have my coffee. I can't, I can't, I can't go without my coffee, man. I'm not addicted to it because if I need to stop, I could. Not that it's an addiction, but
Starting point is 00:47:52 my coffee, my chapstick, and my cigar. It's like it's a part of me. Obviously, I gotta take out my glasses because I gotta see. Why don't you just wear contacts? No, I don't want to know my eyes no uh chapstick i gotta have chapstick
Starting point is 00:48:16 ain't nothing wrong ain't nothing worse than somebody look like they've been eating powder donuts with lip be so ashy so chap chapstick, my glasses, what else I need? Yeah, Jordan, we're talking about your lactate pills. Yeah, I definitely need those, just in case. Wake up with football every morning
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Starting point is 00:51:20 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Nikki Grant said, please tell Stephen that he's no longer holds weight in the community because he didn't know Nella Wafers go in banana pudding. Ancestors wept.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Ocho's sister, Carmen, she's a great cook, what I hear. He has no reason to lie. Other people that she's cooked for Carmen she's a great cook what I hear he has no reason to lie other people that she's cooked for say she's an excellent cook so she's asking me and told Stevie to ask me what would I like cooked I say tell us mother fried pork chops
Starting point is 00:51:57 rice collard greens cornbread made in the skillet she said he said everything but a dessert say she made for me i said peach cobbler and then i said what about banana pudding he said well we're going i'll say uh with plenty of cookies i like cookies lots of cookies vanilla well what cookies going banana pudding vanilla waffles my granddaddy my grandma and my granddaddy used to make that i'm like he i'm like bro what oreos i started saying oreos i like bro how you how you not know
Starting point is 00:52:36 that vanilla wafers going banana pudding yeah you probably never had it. What's Stephen A. Smith from? New York. Oh, man, they ain't had no banana pudding. Everybody had some banana pudding. But they got the bodega. They got the bodega. They ain't got no banana pudding at the bodega. If he eating, Ocho, if he eating pudding without
Starting point is 00:52:59 vanilla wafers, he eating tapioca. That ain't no pudding. That's tapioca. You got to have vanilla wafers, he eating tapioca. That ain't no pudding. That's tapioca. You got to have vanilla wafers and banana pudding. Yeah, but I'm just saying, that's a Southern cuisine dessert. They ain't got no vanilla wafers at bodegas out there. They ain't got that. Oh, my goodness. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Really? Yeah. Nah. Nah. Nah, I got to have that. Nah, we gotta have, I gotta have that. I mean, I like lots of cookies though, man. I like to damn near put a whole box in a half. On your banana pudding?
Starting point is 00:53:35 Yeah! In the middle, at the middle top, yes. Right, right, right, right, right, right. I'm not too fond of banana pudding. It's cool though. I like it. I'm more of a peach cobbler guy myself. I like peach cobbler.
Starting point is 00:53:47 The lady that does mine, she put it in a jar. So I don't waste it too much. She put it in a jar. Because, you know, she makes a big old tub of it. I'm going to eat a spoonful here or there, and it's going to end up going to waste. So whenever she makes me dessert, she put them in a little jar.
Starting point is 00:54:01 Right. Yeah, just enough so they don't go to waste. Damn. What's her name? Damn, they don't go to waste. Damn. What's her name? Damn, I don't got a name, man. I don't remember. Huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:18 I don't got a name. She done been making dessert since I've been here. She made me a Louis Vuitton birthday cake. Oh, boy, you got money. A Louis Vuitton birthday cake? She made me a Louis Vuitton birthday cake. Oh, boy, you got money. A Louis Vuitton birthday cake? Yeah. She made me a birthday cake. Listen, I like my birthday cake from Publix.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Again, I know you ain't had the opportunity to have that Publix cupcake. Is that Publix birthday cake? I don't like cupcakes. What? No. Oh, come on, Scrooge McDuck. Come on, man. You tripping. You like these?
Starting point is 00:54:47 You like them cupcakes? Stephen A., we're going to vote you out. No, you can't come to the cookout. We damn sure ain't going to let you bring nothing to the cookout. Who? Stephen A. Yeah. He's going to have raisins or pecans on the goddamn potato salad.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Watch. Dumped our whole bag in the trash. Hey, I'm coming. I'm going to bring the Czech sodas Grape flavor, peach flavor And orange Fanta You don't come with no Czech
Starting point is 00:55:10 Bring Fanta, you cheap ass No, Czech soda better than Fanta No, it ain't Shit, oh man That Fanta great That Fanta great And that Fanta orange What you
Starting point is 00:55:20 Hold on You ever had the Czech peach soda? What you talk about? Hey, Chad What the last time you Chad, where you from? Fanta, put it to the check, Ash. Fanta or check? Man, you out your mind. Man, that Fanta, Grave and Fanta, Orange ain't nothing fucking with that. Man, nothing messing with that Fanta. All these people in this chat, I don't know where some of these people in this chat might be from, but where we from, our family reunion, where we from out in Liberty
Starting point is 00:55:46 City, we have Czech sodas at all family functions. Yeah, we got them cheap. You get a whole case. You get a 24-pack for $4.99. Yeah, so why you want Phantom? But I'm saying that Phantom like that though. Phantom Grape and Orange
Starting point is 00:56:02 undefeated. And nothing else with Phantomanta grape and orange. Have you ever had the Czech peach soda yet? Have you had the peach soda? Yes, I've had Czech. Then you should, I said peach, the peach flavor. That's what, Ocho, that's what they had. That's what they had.
Starting point is 00:56:17 At the field, they... You remember when you had field, you know what I mean? You get a little wise back there in the field, though. You didn't get no lays you got them wise potato chips hey they got Winn-Dixie out there where you at yeah we got Winn-Dixie
Starting point is 00:56:32 Winn-Dixie and Piggly Wiggly what you know about Piggly Wiggly yeah that used to be my luggage yeah you remember remember Eckerd's Wiggly Wiggly. Yeah. Hold on. That used to be my luggage. Yeah. You remember, remember the,
Starting point is 00:56:48 remember Eckert's? Y'all had Eckert's where you from? Drugstore. Yeah. What about, what about Zare's? Remember Zare's? The,
Starting point is 00:56:56 the jewelry store? Yeah. I think, I think Zare's was like a, what, JCPenney's like, something like that? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:57:02 like a boss. Yeah, man. That's throwback, little throwback, little throwback. Coach, I don't know what you're talking, man. That guy dang on Fanta. That Fanta hit. Listen, Fanta is cool.
Starting point is 00:57:12 I'm not going to lie. Oh. You said great. Jordan, tell me, you like Tahitian Treat? Who? Tahitian Treat. That fruit, it's like a fruit punch. Yeah, I ain't never heard of that.
Starting point is 00:57:22 The only fruit punch I know I get off the ice cream truck, jungle juice. 25-gallon jungle juice. What you know about jungle juice? 25-gallon jungle juice. Hey, jungle juice. I mean, obviously, you're not from Miami, but me, my ice cream truck come, I get my jungle juice,
Starting point is 00:57:40 I get two Krispy Kreme donuts, I get a hot salsa and two pickle eggs. What's winning, Ash? What's winning? Fanta. Kill it, check. It is? You're 82%.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Man, that goddamn check. They bullshitting the motherfucker, man. They ain't trying to save no money. Spending all that money on soda. Family Function in Liberty City. If you come to the Family Function and you don't have no checks sold, you might as well don't even show up.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Ah! Hey, check this out. Dylan Parrison, would you ever choose a dating, I guess a dating app to find love? Old joke. Do your thing and find an ideal woman on one of those dating apps.
Starting point is 00:58:21 First of all, if I were to sign up for a dating app, it's going to be all over the internet because most of us, of all people probably not gonna believe it's me and then once they find that it is me tmz and everybody else is gonna be like how pathetic shannon sharp gotta be the man is who he is and he can't find a date sometimes that's the problem because of who you are you have to you have to resort to things like apps. Oh, you don't think the people on the app know who the hell I am? No, but listen,
Starting point is 00:58:50 for the person you are, the caliber of man and individual you are, you know they have an app specifically for the special folks. I don't want that. I'm a man amongst the people. Oh, now you're the man amongst the people. I'm a man amongst the people. You don't want to fly spirit, but you're a man amongst the people. Yep. Me and now you're the man amongst the people. I'm the man amongst the people. You don't want to fly spirit,
Starting point is 00:59:06 but you're the man amongst the people. Yep. Me and her are going to be on private. Her and I are going to be on private. Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Make an RC Cola. Y'all need to get out of here with that RC Cola, y'all. RC Cola? Who said that? What? RC Cola. Man, RC Cola was like, with Coke, with Coke was a quarter, RC Cola was like
Starting point is 00:59:25 with Coke with Coke was a quarter RC Cola was 15 cents yeah oh that's that's funny I want a pop I want a rock and roller
Starting point is 00:59:36 that was the RC RC Cola jingle hey Saint the snapper hey uh that diamond got me performing like 2016-17
Starting point is 00:59:48 Russell Westbrook. That blue diamond sent you some advertising. Check that. Ooh, wee, my shorty in trouble. I call him the diamond boy. Hey. Woo! Listen, ma'am. I'm not... It's over.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I never took anything off the market. I'm going to try that. I'm going to try that one time. Man. You know, I'm all caffeine and cigar smoke. And I go to work. I'm just curious what would happen if I put some octane in my system. Woo.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Yeah, I'm just curious. Now I'm curious. Everybody keep talking about it. They trying it. You know, you have the good stories about it. I just want to know. I'm just curious what would happen. Ain't nothing like two hours of trampoline action.
Starting point is 01:00:36 You know what I mean? Two hours of trampoline action. I thought... Two hours of trampoline action I like that two hours of trampoline action I like that I like that
Starting point is 01:00:51 I like that Bree said hey Uncle Ocho haven't been able to donate in a while I'd be asleep with y'all live but I love y'all man Ocho run that war zone for me I'll get some wins alright Bree I appreciate that. We appreciate everybody that's staying up. We know it's a little
Starting point is 01:01:08 late, a lot late, a little late on the East Coast. So we greatly appreciate any time that we come on. I know once the season starts, especially on Thursday, well, hell, Monday night, Thursday night and Sunday night, we're going to be coming on a little later than normal. But we appreciate you guys staying
Starting point is 01:01:23 up with us and supporting us so excuse me, Kashawn Thomas, what's up Uncle Note, your big fan been with you guys from the start, I lost my mother a week ago, how did you guys have a losing a parent bro, we're sorry to hear that Kashawn bro, stay prayed up, sorry for the
Starting point is 01:01:40 loss thoughts and prayers go out to you and your family. I was really young when I lost my dad and I hadn't been around him. I'd only seen him one time to know who I was looking at in my life. So I didn't have the attachment that you probably had with your mother.
Starting point is 01:01:57 So I can just imagine, I give you an example, like losing my grandmother. Somebody that had been around my whole life. someone that gave me everything but life. It's tough. It's tough, and you never get over it. You just deal with it better. And as days pass, months
Starting point is 01:02:13 pass, years pass, there's not a time that you're not going to not think about her, but you'll get better at dealing with the loss. So I'm praying for you, bro. I'm sorry for your loss. Keep your head loss. So I'm praying for you, bro. I'm sorry for your loss. And keep your head up. Sir K says, what's up, guys? Two questions.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Could Muhammad Ali handle today's top heavyweights? And what's one sports moment in history when your team lost and it still eats at you to this day? Mine was Villanova dagger on the UNC. Could he handle some of the heavy weights today? Yeah. I would say because of his skill set and his ability
Starting point is 01:02:53 to box, to out box the heavy weights today. He is a pure boxer with phenomenal movement in the ring and because of that he can keep his distance, put that jab on your ass. He can put the jab on your ass for 12 goddamn rounds if need be.
Starting point is 01:03:10 If you got a bang, he'll bang. But he has an elite skill set. I think that not very many of the heavyweights have outside of Tyson Fury is a great pure boxer, as is Yusuke. It's about just boxing, just pure boxing. Joshua's nice, but I mean, just the skill, the movement, the in, the out,
Starting point is 01:03:34 not many like Ali, man, not many like Ali. You know, Ali weighed, I think the heaviest when he was in his prime was 205. That's it? Yeah. Oh, he was in his prime was 205. That's it? Yeah. Oh, he was light.
Starting point is 01:03:48 Yeah. And the thing is what happened around the 80s, early 90s, they had this thing called the super heavyweight, where you had your Riddick Bowles, you had your Lennox Lewis, and then later in the 90s you had your Valorant. You had your Klitschko's. George was always a big heavyweight. George was like 225, 230.
Starting point is 01:04:08 So he was always, you look at a guy like George Frazier, who was compact, who didn't weigh, I think George might have weighed probably 200, 205 himself. And then you started getting these guys that became 6'5", 250. Right. Even if they had come down and been away in training camp for six to eight weeks. The super heavyweight, Vladimir Klitschko, 6'7", 255. They had come down and been away in training camp for six to eight weeks. The super heavyweight, Vladimir Klitschko, 6'7", 255, the Russian Hammer.
Starting point is 01:04:35 You had who were, I mean, because a lot of these guys came from, I mean, back maybe not as much now in the heavyweight division, but Ali won the gold medal in 60. And I think Frazier won in the 64. And then Foreman won in the 68 you have Klitschko who won the gold medal Lennox Lewis won the gold medal in the super heavyweight division so I
Starting point is 01:04:54 believe he could but he because he was he's gonna use this he's not gonna put himself in harm's way but I like it but I like I love watching I like, I love watching him. I think I saw one fight, I think I saw his last fight.
Starting point is 01:05:09 I think I saw him fight Trevor Burbick and I saw him fight Larry Holmes. Larry Holmes used to be his training partner and Larry Holmes didn't want to fight him. He knew it was over, but Ali needed the money and he fought. The one loss that still eats at me today, Jacksonville beat us in the divisional round of the playoffs.
Starting point is 01:05:34 I ain't never getting over that one. Ain't an issue I can do about it, but I still ain't getting over it. Still ain't getting over it. What's yours, Ocho? What's your loss that still nags at you? Man, obviously, my postseason success, it wasn't much. But I think when we started 4-0, we started 4-0 in that 2005 season. And we went to Jacksonville.
Starting point is 01:05:58 I think it might have been Monday night. We went to Jacksonville on Monday night. And we lost that game to go 4-1 and my black ass in the goddamn locker room boohoo crying like we just lost the Super Bowl. That's the first thing that comes to mind. Yeah, man, that thing hurt.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Ooh-wee, that thing hurt. I'll never forget. Yeah, they did my Big Daddy Riddick Bowl. Thank you guys for joining us tonight. Thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Please, I don't know if I mentioned that earlier, please make sure you hit that like button. Make sure you hit that subscribe button.
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