Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Nightcap After Dark, Small things that ruin your day

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson get a little off color in their "Nightcap After Dark" segment and answer fan questions about small things that can ruin their day. 1:45 Nightcap After Dark1...3:30 What’s something small that can ruin your day?29:50 Spell-O-Cinco37:40 Dunk on Unc48:50 Q and Ayyyyy #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:10 As a matter of fact, the U.S. isn't even in the top 50. The men of Ecuador supposedly have the biggest penis in the world, while the men from Cambodia reportedly have the smallest. The average male
Starting point is 00:02:25 penis in Ecuador is 6.93 inches. But what the hell happened to me? You know, I'm... Hey, you know you're born from Ecuador. You know? You're born in Ecuador.
Starting point is 00:02:42 You ain't know that, don't y'all? Yeah, man. Yeah, I just been holding on to that because I ain't want people to judge me because I knew if this ever came out, Ocho, I know people are going to look at me different. See? That's why I ain't tell nobody.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I'm trying to, see, I've always been comfortable in my skin. I'm okay. You know, we family. So I'm just curious when it comes to the chart, how do they even do
Starting point is 00:03:14 the studies for this to even know? I mean, hey. Because ain't nobody hit me by measurements or nothing. So how do they even know? Like, that don't even sound right.
Starting point is 00:03:26 I think that might be made up. Hey, you know, I said that. Hey, they called me the other day. They had a tape measure. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking to you with a long jump. You know, I ain't do the long jump. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:36 That's what I got. Okay. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. That's okay. What the hell you doing? Goddamn tape measure, man. Hell no. Hey. Time out, man. Time out. Man, where you get the goddamn tape measure from, man?
Starting point is 00:04:24 I'm just saying, Ocho, you know what I'm saying? That when they came over here, they left it. They said you could keep it. Oh, shoot. But, uh... I don't know. I don't know where I was at, man, was, you know, when God... I mean, listen, obviously, you know, based on those studies,
Starting point is 00:04:42 man, God has blessed many around the world. I don't know. I might have been in line at McDonald's when he was, you know, based on those studies, man, God has blessed many around the world. I don't know. I might have been in line at McDonald's when he was, you know, passing out those blessings because, you know, he skipped right on past me. But he blessed me in other areas of life. I'm funny. I look all right. I'm, you know, I'm medium.
Starting point is 00:04:59 I'm like I'm considered medium ugly. If I get a haircut, I'm a strong seven and a half. I have a great personality. I'm really good with money. Really good with money. I can help you balance a checkbook. I could do that. Other than that, just that one area. And that's probably when I always thought about it. I think about why everybody left me throughout all the years. I think that might have been the common denominator, boss. That's it?
Starting point is 00:05:26 Yeah, I think that's what it was. Like I said, it's one thing, I'm very funny. You know, when you're funny, you can laugh at a woman right out of the drawers. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 That's the problem. When you laugh at her, she'll be like, oh, you're so crazy. Hey, listen, it's one thing, you can laugh at her right out of the drawers.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Yeah, for sure. But when she get what she got, she ain't coming back. That's why, yeah, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. So, it just it's rough. I've had a rough life. I've had a rough life, but I've smiled through it all. I've smiled through the pain.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And most of the times I wear shades that keep from crying. Ocho, 10 of the top 20 countries are African countries. Okay. I'm African. So what happened to me? You know your boy Ecuadorian
Starting point is 00:06:11 and Nigerian. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But no, but they do these, they have studies that come around and, you know, and I think the most famous was probably masters in Johnson. Have you ever heard of masters in Johnson?
Starting point is 00:06:29 Uh, no. Or the Kinsey, the Kinsey report. I know it. I, that sounds familiar. The Kinsey report sound familiar.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Yeah. Damn. But man, the USA is, is, is, is 60th with 5 in 3 researchers in Germany reviewed
Starting point is 00:06:53 more than 40 recent studies involving thousands of men we need to understand who they researching Because they ain't nobody to talk to me Because I'm not Believing I'm at the bottom of the list
Starting point is 00:07:12 Fuck that It is what it is though Joe It is it's all good You know O'Shea You know O'Shea You got one thing about O'Shea You good You got a lot of faults but that ain't it Yeah well old Shady. You know, old Shady. Yeah, what's that about old Shady? Yeah, you good? He got a lot of faults, but that ain't it.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Yeah, well, I don't, listen, I don't know how I keep a happy home, but I do what I can. Yeah, you put that baby D on him. You know, that baby D work. Hey.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Man, Ocho, you need help, man. Hey, man, listen, it is what it is, man. It's good to be in a space where I can be honest. It's a sensitive topic for many, and many try to hide it. And, you know, for me to sit here and be vulnerable and share with y'all some of my shortcomings in life i appreciate y'all not laughing i appreciate y'all not making fun of me because i mean it's it's it's it's been mentally draining throughout the years for me
Starting point is 00:08:15 uh i've been very cautious and and um kind of scared you know in a sense and yeah i've been able to overcome it. And I found someone that at least pretends they like it. So I'm not sure. Ocho, a Snickers tastes the same, whether you got that fun size or king size. You know what I'm saying? This is a Snickers.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yeah, I feel you. I mean, it might take you a lot of them to get to that one king size, but you might have to eat the whole bag. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? You might have to give him the whole bag, Ocho. I'm just saying. Instead of popping out that one king size, but you might have to eat the whole bag. You know what I'm saying, don't you? You might have to give him the whole bag, don't you? I'm just saying. Instead of popping up that one king size. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:08:51 You're right. But see, if you're going to stop eating McDonald's, another six centimeters. Nah, that ain't going to happen. That ain't going to happen. You're going to start to grow. Listen, I even went and got a consultation. I was going to start to grow. Listen, I even went I went and got a consultation.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I was going to go to Dr. Miami. Yeah. I went and saw it, but I saw the price. I was like, nah, it ain't worth it. You remember when you was growing up and you got your teeth pulled and they said if you don't put your tongue in it, it'll come back a gold tooth? Right. Yeah, yeah. You're like, damn.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Every time you don't put your tongue in it, like ain't no gold tooth. Right. Yeah, yeah. You're like, dang. Every time you don't put your tongue in it, like, ain't no gold tooth going to come down. At all. Now you don't need that McDonald's, Ocho. I'm good.
Starting point is 00:09:32 But listen, listen, I'm already 46. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm already 56. Yeah. So I thought about it and this is where I hit you
Starting point is 00:09:41 where we just talked about when you try to relive some of the stuff you did in the old days. So I'm on the back end about it and this is where i hit you with where we just talked about when you try to relive some of the stuff you did in the old days so i'm on the back end of the fun times i'm on the back end that that them days over so now if i found somebody and they're willing to settle down with me and we we have a child uh we got kids yeah so there's really no point in me to revert and go back and improve in that area. No, you, I mean, look. I thought about it.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I went to do my consultation with Dr. Miami. And I was like, you know, I'm trying to better myself in the area of horizontal and vertical activity. And I saw them numbers. I was like, well, I don't think this is worth it. This don't make no sense to me. I ain't paying for that. And then I got to wait six weeks or eight weeks before I heal. Nah.
Starting point is 00:10:30 And then I got to buy... Ocho, I'm telling you. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. You know, you get old, you know, it ain't, you know, like I said, you know, you get old, it ain't, you know, we don't... Right. Right. I ain't had no issues yet, but I figure... I ain't got no issues either. You know what I'm saying, O don't... Right. Right. I ain't had no issues yet, but I feel you.
Starting point is 00:10:45 I ain't got no issues either. You know what I'm saying, Ocho? I'm just saying. Hey, man, that thing get... Hey, I put one of them diamonds in that thing on one of them diamonds, Ocho. Man, you know, when I was young, Ocho, like I was about 17, 18,
Starting point is 00:11:02 that thing get right, I pass out. All the blood rush down there, leave my head. I ain't lying to you, I swear to you. I swear. I just wake up, she on top of me. I'm just saying, that's how it happens. Oh, man. Damn.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I like this. Hey, that's, boy, there would be no other platform where we could share this information with y'all, man. And I just want to thank y'all for tuning in and dealing with the bull. The bull. The bull. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I'm glad I could just share this with y'all, man. And just, damn. I just ask that y'all don't make fun of me. That's it. Don't make fun of me. Don't be tweeting me. Yeah, don't tweet me. make fun of me. That's it. Don't be tweeting me. Yeah, don't tweet me. Don't tweet me.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I'm allowing. I'm being vulnerable and showing that there's some guys that can relate to my story. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah, there's some guys that can relate to my story. If I can come forward, if I can come forward, and like, you can too. If I can come forward and like, you can too.
Starting point is 00:12:07 If you part of the itty bitty, itty bitty committee, I'll let you boy. Yeah. Whoo. Y'all have y'all conviction. I don't know nothing about that. It was just me joining that.
Starting point is 00:12:22 That's a conversation I don't need to have. This week, nightcap tells questions. Itty bitty committee. Itty bitty committee. Oh, okay. Speaking of Nightcap after dark, Ocho, you posted a video today on Twitter of the new gift Rel got you. You wrote, Rel got
Starting point is 00:12:38 me a new toilet so I won't pee on the seat at night. You see that thing light up? Yeah. You just not getting that? Yeah. See, I used to pee on the seat and then she would go sit on the seat and it'd be wet. Ocho, just get you a urinal. So now, I gotta, um, I just aim
Starting point is 00:12:54 for the light. Now, if I aim for the light, there's no way I can miss it, even if it's dark. Nah, y'all need to get a two-thing system. What you mean? I mean, y'all have two toilets in there. You get a urinal. Just get a urinal. It's a bidet. It's a bidet
Starting point is 00:13:10 next to that. You just can't see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took that bidet out of there. You did? Yeah. I just, listen, I ain't trying to do too much. I ain't that lazy. I can wash my own butt. Okay, okay. I ain't trying to do too much in there, though. Yeah, hell nah. Okay, okay. I ain't trying to do too much in there, though. Yeah, nah.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Nah. So, check this out, Ocho. Yeah. This week's Nightcap Tales questions of the week is what is something minor that can ruin your day? Let's check out some of the answers. Oh, this is nice. I like that. Kyler
Starting point is 00:13:42 Austin 17. My pocket's getting caught on the door handle yep that happens underscore Ray when I get home sit down to eat my food take out the order wrong or missing extra salt yeah man you know what Ocho if I'm close
Starting point is 00:13:58 by I drive right back up there on the ass I drive right there for real hell yeah right back up there on their ass. I drive right there. For real? Hell yeah. Oh, hell nah. Now, I done told y'all, hey,
Starting point is 00:14:14 when I would go out, I'm like, okay, simple. Let me get the McNuggets, large fry, ketchup, honey, or sweet and sour. Wait, you're really driving back, though? Messed up my order.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Going right back up there. Oh, man. I don't know why, first of all. I don't know why them employees. It's not your store. Why do you care if you give me an extra ketchup or you give me an extra sauce? It's not yours. They don't do that at McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:14:51 You see what I mean? Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. I drive right back up there and go right back through the drive-thru. I say I'm missing sauce. I'm missing my fries. I sure do. So you been to McDonald's? I have, yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Ah, we got you. You on the right side of the track now. Come on now. Come on now. Jenny L. Maria R. say, hey, have a minute to chat. You already know it's going to take longer than that. Somebody say, you got a minute to chat? Did I catch you at a bad time?
Starting point is 00:15:25 Don't ask me if you caught me at a bad time because the answer is yes, you did. Yeah, you know what? I was just getting ready to check out the refrigerator light. Can I call you back? You don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:36 I hate when somebody say, can I ask you a question? Well, you just started with one already. Yes. So you might as would just ask what you would just ask what you want to ask i hate you already up here now uh i'm sorry to bother i'm sorry to bother you well why are you doing it no you're not i'm sorry to bother you that's what i
Starting point is 00:15:57 get that's what i get at when i'm getting if i'm out to eat and somebody say you know i i really hate to bother you uh you know I know you don't like this. Yet here you are. I mean, but you know what? I don't do nobody like that. This is what people will do. They'll wait till they eat their dinner. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I watch them, Ocho. They wait till they eat their dinner. I hate to bother you, Mr. Sharper. Do you mind taking a picture? Why don't you leave your dinner and come ask that? Why you wait till you ate? Oh, you didn't want your food to get cold, huh? You want to eat your nice hot meal.
Starting point is 00:16:34 But they want yours to get cold so you can take a picture. I don't know. Yeah, but I'm different. That's what I'm going to start doing. I'm going to wait. Soon as they bring it, I just say nice and hot. I'm like, hey, do you mind taking a picture with me? So you're going to interrupt them first?
Starting point is 00:16:50 Yep. That's what I'm about to start doing. That's a good one. That's a good one. Ms. Nikki Fab says, when you're thinking about leftovers all day, I mean, your mind is set on specific things for dinner, and you get home to find out somebody ate your damn food. Well, you kind of already know who it is, depending
Starting point is 00:17:06 on who in the household. Yeah. Depending on who in the household, you already know who ate your food. When we were growing up, who had leftovers? Left what? Over who? Well, first of all, if you did have leftovers, you already know. Like, if you had any kind of meat that was leftover,
Starting point is 00:17:27 right? My grandma was going to add some water and flour. It was going to be some other fries. So whether it was pork chops, whether it was chicken, it did not matter. Right. Now you better not eat that.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Hey, if granted, put it in the refrigerator. Yeah. Don't you touch it? Yeah. You know how some people put, Oh,
Starting point is 00:17:42 do not eat. Do not touch. You already know. She ain't put nothing on there. If Mary Porter put that thing in the refrigerator, okay. Okay. You eat it if you want
Starting point is 00:17:56 to. Mary Porter had something for your ass. 205 said, bad driving. Coming home from work and my house a mess. Kids and husband been there all day. I don't like no messy house. I don't like
Starting point is 00:18:15 no... You know what? I got one, Ocho. What's that? Women. I don't know what y'all be doing but if y'all can use the bathroom flush it how you sit your ass down and get up and go
Starting point is 00:18:32 wait women what kind of women you been dating I ain't never heard of that before yes flush the toilet I don't want to see don't even like sometimes they'll wipe something off and just throw the toilet paper in it.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Flush that! That's a new one, huh? I'm only speaking from experience. As far as that, you know, they want to hide that. They don't even want to let you know that they've even been in the bathroom, so the fact that somebody even forgot to flush. No, not when they cycle on. Not that. But you know that they even been in the bathroom. So the fact that someone even forgot to flush. No, not when they cycle home.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Not that. I mean, just in general. They pee. They pee. And I don't want to hear you close the door when you pee. Oh, man. It's been bad. I walk out the door and, hey, they go in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:19:22 If somebody go in the bathroom and start peeing, I go downstairs. I don't want to hear that. That really bother you, huh? What? Every time I go in, I turn the water on. Oh, just so they can't hear it? Just so they can't hear. Ain't got no door open.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Ain't nobody going to tell you they heard Shannon Sharpie when he had the door open. He went pee and he had the door open. I turned the water on. Hey, I'm curious. So you never had no woman pee on you? Man, please. I don't play them games. I'm just saying, like the Arnold Palmer.
Starting point is 00:19:59 If she's squirrely, that's the Arnold Palmer. No. I'm going a little too far? No, no, I know what you're talking about. I know you like it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, because you told me you had a raincoat now. You had rainbows, right? Hey, it's about to rain.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I'm looking. I need to, you know what? It must be nasty. I'm just asking because that's equivalent to the same. That's really basically the same thing. If you can't stand the sound or the sight of a woman actually doing that, then wouldn't that be a problem as well? I'm just curious.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I don't know, Ocho. I ain't find no, I haven't found one of them old irrigation system yet, but I'm looking for one. I look, let me know let me know I'm looking for one I'm looking for one I ain't found one yet
Starting point is 00:20:49 but you know what I'm saying I'm looking I'm looking for the whole sprinkler I'm looking for the sprinkler boy you said irrigation system man I ain't heard that shit in so long
Starting point is 00:20:56 I ain't heard that in so long I'm looking for that hey that's a good one that's a good one oh hey that's a good one right there iRobin0428 said, when the sink is filled with dirty dishes.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Oh, hey. Wait, that's if you got kids. If you got kids, it's going to happen. No hell it ain't. That's inevitable. And then the kids are going to argue on who day it is or who time it is to wash dishes. That's inevitable. Man, look here. When I go home, I have my door on.
Starting point is 00:21:23 I told my door and I said, look here, run the dishwasher. But I don't don't leave these dishes in here. Right. Put them up before you go to bed. OK. That was when one of those times I was eating around the clock. So every two hours, every two and a half hours, I was getting up. I got up at three o'clock in the morning.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Dishwasher beeping. She sleep. I went in that room so hard. Get your ass out of here and unload these dishwashers. You woke her up? I told her before she was asleep. Well, you're like my grandma, boy. You're like my grandma.
Starting point is 00:22:00 If she tell me to do something before I go to bed, and it's not done and I'm sleeping. That's that's one of the worst for a chat. I know y'all. I know y'all can y'all can relate to that. Your mama wake you up in the middle of the night because you've got to do something she told you to do before you went to sleep and then wake you up to do it. You'd be dead tired and be like, you woke me up for that. Look here. And it'd be something so simple. It'd be something so simple. If Mary Porter told you to do something before you went to bed,
Starting point is 00:22:32 she gonna shut down on your ass. She ain't gonna wake you up. She gonna wake you up framing on you. You best believe it. Cause see, an ass him to draw your memory. You could be dead asleep. Granny shut down on you with that extension cord and that broom. God dang it.
Starting point is 00:22:50 I forgot to take that trash out. God dang it. I forgot to wash that dishes. Draw your memory. I asked women to do that to you. Oh, hell no. Man,
Starting point is 00:23:01 look here. I told her what? Hey, you lucky. She didn't have to wash them by hand. All you got to do is put them in the dishwasher, put the tab in, close it, dishwasher doing all the work, just drive it and put them up. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:18 I ain't got to tell you to ask me for no money. I ain't got to ask you to go somewhere. I ain't got to ask you to go somewhere. I ain't got to ask you to do none of that. But I got to bet. Oh, no. That ain't going to ever apply.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Oh, hell no. Right. Hey, that was my grandfather in me. He used to always tell us, hey, boy, don't make me chew this food twice. But then, you're going to chew it more? You're going to chew it about 15 times. What he meant, don't make
Starting point is 00:23:50 him repeat himself. Yeah, I like that. Okay. I bet I had to tell her no more. I'm going to use that. She lucky. By that time, my head started to like, okay. Right. So I can get on up there in age. She's 17. You know, okay. You have to sit down i was like baby kayla my oldest kayla you think i like yelling at you you think i like
Starting point is 00:24:17 being this way towards you i said baby you're gonna be a young lady. You would have to have responsibilities. That's all. Right. After a while, she got the message. Now, I don't even got to say nothing. Right, right, right, right. Sometimes I'll put dishes in the sink just to see what she'll do. I come down in the morning.
Starting point is 00:24:47 The bitch is gone. Either in the dishwasher or she done clean them and put them up. I said, okay. Okay. But they, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Oh, Avion the plumber. Yes. Asking me questions during the game. That's the worst, ain't it? Beyond the plumber, yes. Asking me questions during the game. That's the worst, ain't it? But that's normally, but you got to be careful watching sporting events with people who are not used to it
Starting point is 00:25:12 or haven't been to them. Oh, Joe. How important is that for you to have someone you're dating that understands the game of basketball or the game of football? Because I know you don't want to hear it. I ain't got no sound.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I can't hear nothing. I can't either because you're talking. Right, right. But you know football. You can explain. I know you hate that. What can I explain to you?
Starting point is 00:25:42 You know if somebody's celebrating they did something good touchdown interception recovery a big hit okay come on now yeah that's one of the reasons I really don't go anywhere
Starting point is 00:26:00 because what you think they're going to do here was that a catch who you like in this game Anywhere. Because what you think they're going to do here? Was that a catch? Who you like in this game? Is he better than Brady? You probably hate somebody asking you all these questions. Oh, you don't say, do you?
Starting point is 00:26:20 Yeah, and still ask them. Yes! You know if you're anywhere with football on, you know they drunk or they drinking. And you know what happened when people got licking their system, oh, they gonna talk to you now. Or they gonna talk to you and they gonna keep on going,
Starting point is 00:26:31 they gonna keep on asking because they can't pay attention to your mannerisms and your aura and the signs of, you know what, I don't really want to be bothered. They can't tell.
Starting point is 00:26:41 They can't tell. You know what they ask Yocho? Huh? If I'm bothering you, let me know. Ocho, who asked that question? Name the adult that will ask another adult if I'm bothering you. Let me know.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Let me know. Yeah. Hey, that's funny that's that's that's funny uh coley cole 70 waking up late uh leon stats underscore baby mama kyle austin mom coming home mad and didn't do it and I didn't do anything. Yeah, sometimes they have a bad day. You know. Yeah, I still told, say, waking up from a nap with 30 missed calls.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Your girl think you cheating. Oh, you sleep? Oh, you sleep now? Yeah, that's what normal functioning people do. They sleep. A lot of time they take naps. I bet you was on the phone with a bee.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I hope you worth it. I will sleep. You probably was thinking about it though. God, leave. Damn. They'll kill you now. People making 185 people makingok dance videos at public places they need they be doing too much i haven't seen that yet i've seen i've seen videos
Starting point is 00:28:15 but i haven't you know i've been very fortunate yeah uh someone driving 25 and a 25 miles an hour. Yeah. Oh, shit. The goal 2022 for getting your lunch at home. Yeah, man. I just... Yeah, you ain't sleep. I was sleep.
Starting point is 00:28:43 You ain't never sleep when I was over there yeah anything you can't do one thing that's that that's a toxicity ah man I tax oh you'll never you'll never go to the grocery now all of a sudden you want to go to Whole Foods right I was out of something so I figured I I'd stop by and get it. Or I'd stop by Target. Okay. Okay. Wake up with football every morning and listen to my new
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Starting point is 00:30:19 Okay, Ocho, now it's time for your favorite segment. Favorite, favorite segment. Yeah. It is called Spell-O-Cinco. Uh-oh, hold on. I got to put my hat on now. Oh, that's Spell-O-Cinco. Oh, he about to get them all.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Ladies and gentlemen, Spell-O-B. Yeah, that's him. Champion. Yeah, he got it right that's it that's how you spell it chat this one for y'all tonight chat this is for y'all tonight
Starting point is 00:30:56 chat okay Ocho Asterix Asterix yep A-S-T-E-R-I-K Asterix. Asterix? Yep. A-S-T-E-R-I-K. A-S-T-E-R-I-S-K. Asterix. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:31:20 How about this one? Hey, Ash, back to laughing. All right, here we go, Chad. Here here we go I got you I got y'all boys on this one defibrillator defibrillator defibrillator I can ask you a question sure can you use it in a sentence
Starting point is 00:31:44 the doctor used the defibrillators I can ask you a question? Sure. Can you use it in a sentence? The doctor used the defibrillators to bring the man back to life. Defibrillator. Now, I'm scared if it's, I don't know if it's D-I or D-E. I know how to spell defibrillator, but the beginning is, that's the tricky part
Starting point is 00:32:03 because it could trip me up. Okay. As soon as I say something, you're going to be like, oh, no, you already spelled it. So defibrillator, it could be D-E or D-I. And it's a word I've never used before, honestly. Mm-hmm. Defibrillator. Defibrillator.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Defibrillator. I'm trying to think of other words. Defibrillator. Canibrillator. I'm trying to think of other words. Defibrillator. Can you just give me a hint? Is it D or a D-I? You're on the clock. All right. I'm going to just throw it out there.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Okay. Defibrillator. D-E. Okay. F-I. Mm-hmm. D-E. Okay. F-I. Mm-hmm. B-U-L-A-T-O-R. It's D-E-F-I-B-R-I-L-L-A-T-O-R.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Defibrillator. Damn, that shit is... That shit is... You got to say it the right way. I said defibrillator how about this one ocho ocho went to the restaurant and he ordered wister sheer or wister shire sauce wister sheer or wister shire mr what wish what the? Come on. Now, okay.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Now you're playing with my top now. You just said wish. I never heard of that. You never heard of Worcestershire, folks? You're telling me to spell something that I've never even heard of. What the hell is Worcestershire? I know the chat don't know either. Y'all better not be laughing because y'all don't know what no goddamn Worcestershire is either.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Better not be laughing because y'all don't know what no goddamn Worcestershire is either. Worcestershire. W-O-R-C-E-S-T-E-R-S-H-I-R-E. Worcestershire. What the hell is that? Or Worcestershire. What is it? It's a sauce that goes on steak. It's a cook.
Starting point is 00:33:57 You can cook with it also. So how was I supposed to know that? How about this here? Did you see Finding Nemo? Finding Nemo? Yes. Yeah. Anemone.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Oh, what? Anemone. Come on, man. I thought we were supposed to be doing a spelling bee. Yeah. I didn't know this until I was watching this special. And there's a special
Starting point is 00:34:33 relationship between the clown fish, which Nemo was, and the anemone. Anemone? Yep. Anemone? Yep. Anemone. Hey, I don't like our spelling bee because you start off with hard stuff right off the beginning and you're supposed to work your way
Starting point is 00:34:57 to the hard, the difficult ones, and you start right hard off the jump. Anemone. Check this out. Clown fish use their bright colors to lure fish into the anemone where they are killed
Starting point is 00:35:08 by anemone's poisonous poison and is eaten. The clown fish also fertilizes the anemone with its feces. So the clown fish
Starting point is 00:35:16 will go in there as also as a protection. So something might try to get the clown fish. They go into the anemone and the anemone's like, thank you and eat the other fish.
Starting point is 00:35:26 And but, so it's a it's a great relationship. Right. Anemone. Anen, anen, anemone. A-N-I Close. A-N-I-I-N?
Starting point is 00:35:47 A-N-E-M-O-N-E. Anemone. Come on, man. You cheating with the words, man. Like, when you start spelling B, the words are easy and they progressively become harder.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Asterix was the easiest one. Words are easy and they progressively become harder. Astrid was the easiest one. All right. Come on. I'm ready. I'm getting this one. That was my fourth one. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:36:18 You coming out of the bag with the most difficult questions? I can't even say that one. What? Which one? What Ash said. Watch it be something. At least I know. Difficult questions? I can't even say that one. What? Which one? What ass head? Watch it be something. At least I know. We finna give you a word.
Starting point is 00:36:33 What's that? What about? Let's go, Ocho. We gotta do this for the people. This is for the people right here. Shit. It's for y'all I'm telling you, Chad It's for you
Starting point is 00:36:49 If I get this one right Like, this is how much This means so much to me The word Is omnipotent What? Omnipotent. What? Omnipotent. Godly, all-knowing.
Starting point is 00:37:11 I'm who? Omnipotent. Omnipotent? Can you use it in a sentence, please? God is the omnipotent one. Omnipotent. Omna. Omna. Omni and a Hellcat. He got in trouble with the feds. So that's O-M-N-I. Potent. P-O-T-E-N-T Omnipotent Omni and the Hellcat P-O-N-T O-M-N-I P-O-N-T
Starting point is 00:37:49 That's that If that ain't right I don't care I don't care Nope Y'all cheating O-M-N-I-P T-E-N-T
Starting point is 00:37:59 Omnipotent Alright I'm done I'm done See you know Tonight just wasn't my night, man. It's just like I go out there for the Bengals one day
Starting point is 00:38:08 and one game I have three for 28. That's what tonight was. I had three for 28 game, man. Okay. Now it's time for your revenge. I know you love it. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:38:20 It's time for Dunk on Unk. Chad, I apologize, Chad. Chad, I apologize, man. Chad, I apologize, man. I apologize, man. Tonight wasn't my night, man. I was 0 for 5. I was 0 for 5, huh? Yep.
Starting point is 00:38:34 God damn, that's bad. Shit. I know they laughing, but I know they couldn't spell it either. All right, here we go. Here we go. Come on. Come on, Ocho.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Woo! Question number one. Dunk on Unk trivia. Aaron Rodgers made news recently saying that he thought his Achilles injury last season would end his career. Speaking of Jets quarterbacks, only one of them has thrown 30 or more touchdowns in a season. Who is that quarterback? Whoo! Whoo!
Starting point is 00:39:13 Oh, yeah. Come on, now. It's one or two. It's one or two.'s one or two I'm just gonna take who you got Ryan Fitzpatrick god that's bullshit
Starting point is 00:39:36 somebody gave you the ass over here man you cheating you cheating man hell no you ain't know that man that's not fair Don't give me my get-out joke. Don't give me my get-out joke. Don't give me my get-out joke. You're cheating, man. Don't give me my get-out joke. Hell no. You ain't know that, man. That's not fair. Man, somebody give you the answers over there, man. Nah, man.
Starting point is 00:39:53 You ain't know that, man. Why you trying to do that? The computer. Nah, man. The computer. The computer ain't no dad of nothing, man. Nah, man. You cheating, man.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Ryan Fitzpatrick threw 31 touchdowns in the 2015 season, most in Jets franchise history. There's no way you remember that from way back then when Fitz was there, man. That's it. That computer. Once that computer start rebooting, the information...
Starting point is 00:40:21 Ocho, I keep... Ocho. Nah, man. Remember that last word? Omnipotent I spelled it right too It's called all knowing The omnipotent one Okay Alright, question number two
Starting point is 00:40:36 And this question is Probably arguably the greatest quarterback To ever play the game outside of Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes. So you ready? Yep. Joe Burrow recently said the Bengals are built to beat the Kansas City Chiefs. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Besides the Chiefs, there's only one team Patrick Mahomes has never defeated in the regular season. He's 0-2 against his AFC team. Who is it? Mm-hmm. In the regular season. Mm-hmm. Ah. The Tennessee Titans That answer is
Starting point is 00:41:34 Absolutely not correct It is the Indianapolis Colts Who Patrick Mahomes is 0-2 Against Okay 1-1 Has he ever beaten Tennessee in the regular season? who Patrick Holmes is 0-2 against. Okay, one and one. Has he ever beaten Tennessee in the regular season?
Starting point is 00:41:51 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Okay. Question number three. Only one running back in the NFL has rushed for 1,000 yards or more in the last three seasons. Name that running back. Oh, that's a good one. Only one running back in the NFL has rushed for 1,000 yards or more in the last three seasons.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Name that running back. That's a good one. There ain't no way in hell you get this one right. If you get this one right, I know somebody over there helping you. Oh, 1,000. The last three seasons. Chat, we got him on the ropes, chat. You got him on the ropes.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. Okay, no Bronco. No, no. and why are you sitting there thinking about that my homes is one and two against the titans fyi Najee Harris. Don't do that to me, Ocho. I mean, you got to look on your face. Like, I got it right. Did I get it right, Ocho? Man, you just pulling names.
Starting point is 00:43:23 Man, you cheering, man. Hey, Chet. Chet, come on. Chet Chet. Chet, come on. Chet, listen. Chet, I know y'all could have tested this. There's no way. There's no way he knew that Jets answer and he knew goddamn Najee Harris had 1,000 yards in the last three seasons.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Come on, Chet, man. Y'all got to help me out, man. Oh, Chet. Chet. Nah, man. Something ain't right, man. All right, number four., man. Something ain't right, man. All right. Number four.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Number four. Number four. Nah, man. Here we go. Number four. The most pass attempts by a quarterback in a regular season game is 70. It happened during the 1994 season. Which quarterback holds that record?
Starting point is 00:44:03 Hint, he played at Washington State. Drew Bledsoe. He did that against Dan Marino opening day. So technically, okay, Drew Bledsoe attempted 70 passes in a win versus the Vikings in 1994.
Starting point is 00:44:22 70? Damn, in 94? Did they even have a running back? That's when what did they do that opening day? Him and Dan had a shootout opening day because Dan had just come back off that Achilles injury in 93.
Starting point is 00:44:38 You should have remembered that. Yeah. And you ate. You know what? Alright, here we go. Here we go. Last question. Last question. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you yards, which is the most all time for a particular franchise. I was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1992 NFL draft. Who am I? 1992. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:20 I have over 12,000 yards, which is most all time for a particular franchise, but I was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1992 NFL draft. It ain't playmaker. Playmaker came out with my brother in 88. Well, that's not the... That can't be the most receiving yards because what you call them, Jay...
Starting point is 00:45:51 What you call them got the most receiving yards for the Cowboys, I would assume Jason Whitten with all those damn catches he got. The 1992 draft. Why receiver? But he has 12 000 yards which is most by a particular franchise not saying it's the cowboys franchise but he would just draft it oh oh oh oh, oh, oh. See, you got me thinking. Oh, I know who it is now.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Give me a hint. Did he go to Jackson State? Oh, I don't know. I ain't giving you all that now. I gave you his name. You don't want me to know. I'm going to say this right here. He's the greatest route runner in the NFL history.
Starting point is 00:46:42 I believe it at that. Okay, let me ask you this. Did he play for the Jags? Hey, man, I ain't playing no more. I ain't playing no more. Okay, Ocho. Okay, I quit. I quit.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I quit. I quit. I quit, Ocho. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit, Ocho. I quit. I quit. I quit. Man, you be cheating, man. Ocho, you be trying to stump me, man. Why you be trying to stump me? Nah, man. You cheating me. I give you easy words
Starting point is 00:47:18 to spell. You took my guess to play them. You gave me easy what? Asterix was the easy one. My whole chat didn't know none of them words. My whole chat didn't know none of them words. The whole chat didn't know none of them words. What about Asterix? Who? Asterix. I spelled it right.
Starting point is 00:47:37 It's two ways to spell it. No, it ain't. Maybe chill. Okay, it's time for our last segment of the night and it's called Q&A. Oh, man. Hey, no, they cheating, man.
Starting point is 00:47:56 I don't be cheating, man. Somebody in there helping you. Man, they don't be knowing. Nah, man. Somebody in there helping. Where Ash at, man? Somebody, you got a computer. Over here in the cut.
Starting point is 00:48:06 You got somebody. You got something. Like some type of contraption right there below you or something. I don't know what's going on. Something ain't right. No, it's up here. That's what you, that contraption. Nah, it ain't.
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Starting point is 00:49:09 and funnier than your friends. And who doesn't want that? Listen now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. David Bell asks, what is Ash's reaction when these night camps after dark come up?
Starting point is 00:49:26 They're crying emojis. Tonight, she didn't even tell me because she's like, I'm just going to wait. I'm like, Lord, have mercy. Wise guys, you guys mean more than you know to the culture. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Sean Thomas, what's up, Uncle Ocho? Question, if you guys didn't play sports, what could you see yourself doing?
Starting point is 00:49:50 Or did it get to the success you are now? And Ocho, Memphis barbecue is coming to your city soon. And that cognac is the best. Sean, appreciate that. I was going to be a lawyer. You're going to be a lawyer? If you didn't make it? I like that. I was going to be a lawyer You're going to be a lawyer? Mm-hmm If you didn't make it?
Starting point is 00:50:08 I like that Well, honestly, all jokes I know I play around a lot Obviously, I've said this Many times on the show If I did not make it to the NFL I would have been a veterinarian And if I got the opportunity
Starting point is 00:50:20 As far as going back to school And become a marine biologist That's what I would have done But veterinarian off rip. Easy. Send my dog to you. Tyson said, Hey, Uncle, I'm a big fan.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Nobody can do it like you. My favorite video of you is when you brought the goat mask on Undisputed. Much love, Ocho. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I need to find,
Starting point is 00:50:44 I'm supposed to be finding me another goat mask what happened to the other one oh you were oh he's like when I brought a live goat the actual goat oh you brought a real goat on there yeah I did what's up Shannon
Starting point is 00:51:00 Ocho I would like for you to guys wish my wife a happy 57th birthday Michelle Warren Floyd no SSU alum and tell Ocho that he doesn like for you guys to wish my wife a happy 57th birthday. Michelle Warren Floyd, no. SSU alum and tell Ocho that he doesn't want any of these problems. Leo really said that. That ain't Leo. Leo, that you. Happy birthday, Michelle.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Savannah State alum. Unbelievable. Man, I didn't reach out. Go ahead, Ocho. Happy birthday. That's Leo? That's your Leo? That's what he said. You don't want these problems. You don't Go ahead, Ocho. Happy birthday. That's Leo. That's your Leo.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Now, what do you say? You don't want these problems. You don't want none, Ocho. Hey, I am Leo. When you told that story, boy, that was the funniest thing. Oh, my goodness. That was the funniest thing. Kathleen and Vincent, you both long-term colorado ohio long way you both played a long time in colorado and ohio long way from home what are the things you learned to love out
Starting point is 00:51:53 there so what did you love about being in ohio and cincinnati for one the the people the people in cincinnati were really really good to me really all all bullshit all jokes aside they were really good to me through the through the through the good and the bad they were really good to me. Really, all jokes aside, they were really good to me through the good and the bad. They were really good to me. The city was dope. It was really, obviously it's the Midwest. You would think it wasn't fun,
Starting point is 00:52:16 but it was a good change up for me so I could remain focused coming out, leaving the big city in Miami, obviously, being in Cincinnati, it was perfect. It was stuff you could do, but it was just enough to where I could still lock in and stay tuned in to what the main
Starting point is 00:52:31 goal. I kept the main goal, the main goal at the end of the day. What else? The food. The food was good. Starline, Gold Star. How do you say it? Is it Gold Line? How do you say it? Gold Star. Damn, how do you say it? Is it Gold Line? How do you say it? Gold Star. Damn, how do you call it? The Chili. The Chili. Oh, yeah. You talking about the Chili Dogs with cheese?
Starting point is 00:52:52 Yeah. But I'm trying to say the name of the restaurant or the place. Ah, I can't remember. Listen, obviously, you know, I hit my McDonald's there.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I hit my Waffle House right in Covington. They're right next door to each other. Jeff Ruby's. Jeff Ruby's Steakhouse in Cincinnati. All the restaurants that Jeff Ruby has, phenomenal. I fell in love with those. Skating.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I used to love skating. Skating became a routine of mine. Gold Star and Skyline. Gold Star and Skyline. I don't know why I set my mind like that. Jeffrey Ruby Steakhouse. Skating was a routine of mine
Starting point is 00:53:32 after every home game. If I'm not mistaken, I think the session was 7 to 11, if I'm not mistaken. And what else I really love about Cincinnati? Yeah, that's pretty much it, man.
Starting point is 00:53:49 But the people was good, too. Hey, buddy. Yeah, people was great. It's a football town. They're crazy about their Broncos. Look, they've had success with the Avalanche, has won a couple of Stanley Cups. I think they won three Stanley Cups.
Starting point is 00:54:03 The Nuggets won the championship last year, but Colorado is still a football town. The Rockies were great, but the fans were unbelievable. Scenic, picturesque. It's like a postcard. It's like a Hallmark. I mean, sometimes when the lights know, and, oh, man, it's...
Starting point is 00:54:23 It's a... Colorado is scenic. It's picturesque. I mean, you couldn't ask if you're outdoorsy. You won't find any better than Colorado. But the football fans were great. I never had a problem with anybody there. They love their Broncos, and they love their players that they know that play hard and give back to the game.
Starting point is 00:54:53 And when they show up, you know, 75,000, 77,000 people showing up and oh my, hi, was rocking. I'm talking about rocking, rocking. And when we did, hey, that south end zone. Yeah. Ain't nothing like scoring a touchdown and running to that south end zone. I mean, the stadium was electric,
Starting point is 00:55:16 but that south end zone was where it was at. And man, I couldn't got drafted to a better city, a better team. It was who? Lady Ray said, what are your two top favorite TV theme songs of all time? Good times.
Starting point is 00:55:41 Good times. Good times. The Jeffersons. Good time. Jefferson moving on up. Fred Sanford. good times good times Jefferson moving on up Fred Sanford the Sanford son yeah that's a good
Starting point is 00:55:55 what's happening yeah yeah I don't want to sing it I can't get it what about Three's Company you remember Yep. I don't want to sing it. I can't get in trouble. What about Three's Company? I like Three's Company, yeah. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:56:14 You know what I like? I like Law & Order. It's been on for so long. That's a good one. I love Law & Order. That's a good one. This is more so new. Even though a good one. Love Law and Order. That's a good one. That's a good one. I know this is more so new, even though it was the Netflix series.
Starting point is 00:56:30 It's my ringtone on my phone. Narcos. Really? Yeah, it's my ringtone on my phone. Can you get the trouble for that? Hmm? You hear it? You hear that, Alc? Or no?
Starting point is 00:56:55 No. You can't hear that? That's what mine says. What? You're calling me for the divorce, man. Oh, man. Hmm. Oh, somebody said different world
Starting point is 00:57:26 yep Simpsons different world living single I don't remember I don't remember the theme song from living single when it comes on
Starting point is 00:57:36 I mean that was man it was like man that was man I guess I guess we done got busy now
Starting point is 00:57:44 but going home and sitting down and watching sitcoms That was, man, I guess we done got busy now. But going home and sitting down and watching sitcoms, that was a thing. Everybody rushed home to watch Martin. You watch Living Single and you watch, you know, the real world, you know, those shows like that, A Different World. Yeah, you rushed home to watch A Real World.
Starting point is 00:58:05 That was the first reality television on MTVtv real world was first yeah real world kicked it off man you remember puck old nasty puck what that is name i don't i don't think i don't i don't think i watched real world yeah real world was first and then came Survivor. Damn, Survivor been going that long? Yeah. Shit. I want to do that one time.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I want to do Survivor. One of them games shows you got to, they put you out there in the middle of nowhere, and you got to survive. Naked and afraid. I mean, I could do that too. I want like different challenges that most people would be scared of. You know, climbing, you know, being
Starting point is 00:58:54 scared of heights or jumping out of a plane. Well, you need to go out there with Bear Grylls. Isn't that something? You need to go out there with him. Bear Grylls, what's that? He, uh... What's the name of his show? As you look it up.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Bear Grylls. He not out there hunting bears or nothing like that, is he? Nah, he like a... He a survivalist. Okay, okay, okay. Running wild with Bear Grylls.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Hmm. I like that. That'd be fun. Yeah, it used to be called Man vs. Wild, yeah. Okay, anything having to do with the outdoors would be fun for me. It would be a new experience, obviously, with me being from the city. Anything country and outdoors would be dope. Alex Sandoval said, Ocho Man,
Starting point is 00:59:50 I was just watching BMS Blue Mountain State. Before this, I almost spat my drink out when you popped up next to Thad. Yeah. What is it like working with such a legendary show? Love Nightcap, been here since week one. It was fun. It was fun.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Obviously, doing Blue Mountain State and some other things I've had the opportunity to do. In front of, I like to call it the big screen. It was fun. It was exciting. I would love to do more work like that. And just when it comes to filming, I just don't like to hurry up and wait. I hate that part. I want to come in.
Starting point is 01:00:22 I want to work. I want to film. I want to go home. And it just doesn't work that way. There's a lot of waiting around. There's a lot of sitting around. A lot of downtime. A lot of downtime.
Starting point is 01:00:31 And it's just, that's why I don't think being an actor is for me. Yep. That's pretty much it. But the people I work with, Dad and everyone else that was there, and all the other things that I've done as far as cameos are concerned on TV have been phenomenal. As the military check. Oh, I said as a military veteran,
Starting point is 01:00:51 times get hard and I appreciate y'all bringing a smile to many people. Salute gentlemen. Thank you for your service. Yes, sir. David Taylor said, Oh, Joe PSG or Barker tomorrow in the champions league.
Starting point is 01:01:03 It's going to be a good one, boy. Hey, listen, it's going to be a good one. I'm not sure. And I think... Isn't PSG ahead on aggregate 2-1? Or am I tripping? I'm not sure.
Starting point is 01:01:16 It's going to be a good game. Which one you like? Oh, that's what he wanted to know? That's what he wanted to know. I could care less, though. I don't care about PSG. I don't care about Barcelona. Pick one. You want me to pick one?
Starting point is 01:01:29 I'm going to say Mbappe. PSG. All right. Alex C., what's good, Uncle Nocho? Please wish my girlfriend, Kirsten, a happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday, Kirsten. Happy birthday. I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Happy, happy birthday, and many, many
Starting point is 01:01:43 more to come. Happy birthday. Hey, Uncle Nocho, happy birthday, and many, many more to come. Happy birthday. Hey, Uncle Ocho, I'm 22 years old that loves watching Being Inspired by Nightcap. Moving away from home for the first time, wish me luck. P.S., I've been DMing Nightcap and Ocho about making software. Congratulations. Big step. Taking a big step forward.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Entering into the realm of adulthood. Going away from home. Being out on your own. Being able to make your own decisions. Pay your own bills. That's a big step. Congratulations. Ace said, yo, who guys got this weekend? Haney or Garcia? Also, Ocho, do you want your head combed and undisputed? You pick
Starting point is 01:02:26 the division. What is that? Undisputed is the boxing game. Yeah. Boxing game on PC. Whenever you want to lose, homie, you come on. You know, send me a DM. Oh, the fight this weekend with Haney and Garcia? Who you got?
Starting point is 01:02:42 What? Who fight this weekend? Devin Hden and Garcia. Ryan Garcia. Oh, that's going to be a good one, boy. Who you got? Man, Garcia been tripping, though, man. I don't know what's going on with him. What do you mean?
Starting point is 01:02:56 Oh, what about? Them tweets and all that stuff, man. He been on one, bro. You don't think that might be like a like a little tactic, a little trick, make him think he's not focused? No. No?
Starting point is 01:03:15 Who you got? I like Haney. I like Haney, yeah. Haney's the more polished fighter. Man, Haney, I mean Garcia got to stop swinging for the fences. He leaves himself open. That's why, what you call him, caught him.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Caught him, yeah. You got to take it slow. Take your time, that's all. I mean, Ryan Garcia over there with Derrick James, he should be fine this time. Okay. Dr. Frank said, man, Sterling today He was super nice and signed my shirt
Starting point is 01:03:49 I know he told me He sent me a text Uh, Jabbar Perk said, hi, Uncle Ocho Wanted to take a moment and say thank you for giving me The drive, always pursue greater I now work for a law Work at a law firm and will pay for my Law school, you all inspire
Starting point is 01:04:05 you you're our inspiration thank you thank you guys hey bro that's awesome that's unbelievable that uh seemingly you work in a law firm so probably that's your lifelong aspiration is to be a lawyer and uh for you going there they're gonna pay for law school yeah let me know what they hire for you going there, they're going to pay for law school? Yeah, let me know what they're hiring, too. Bro, look here. You in school, y'all didn't do well, bro.
Starting point is 01:04:32 Come on now. It's over. Who that? You. Why? What you talking about? I graduated with honors. Did you? Yes. Show did. You can look look at it you can google it
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