Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Nightcap After Dark, Small things that ruin your day
Episode Date: April 16, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson get a little off color in their "Nightcap After Dark" segment and answer fan questions about small things that can ruin their day. 1:45 Nightcap After Dark1...3:30 What’s something small that can ruin your day?29:50 Spell-O-Cinco37:40 Dunk on Unc48:50 Q and Ayyyyy #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The average penis size around the world.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just
got to, you got to, you got to talk
about. That's what I'm saying. Check this
out on show. I'm just going, I'm just reading. Hey,
don't send a messenger.
The average penis size around the
world are revealed and the
U.S. is nowhere near the top 10.
As a matter of fact, the
U.S. isn't even in the top
50. The men
of Ecuador supposedly
have the biggest penis in the
world, while the men from Cambodia
reportedly have the smallest.
The average male
penis in Ecuador
is 6.93
inches. But what
the hell happened to me?
You know, I'm... Hey, you know you're born from
Ecuador.
You know?
You're born in Ecuador.
You ain't know that, don't y'all?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I just been holding on to that
because I ain't want people to judge me
because I knew if this ever came out, Ocho,
I know people are going to look at me different.
See?
That's why I ain't tell nobody.
I'm trying to, see,
I've always been comfortable in my skin.
I'm okay.
You know, we family.
So I'm just curious
when it comes to
the chart,
how do they even do
the studies for this
to even know?
I mean, hey.
Because ain't nobody
hit me by measurements
or nothing.
So how do they even know?
Like, that don't even sound right.
I think that might be made up.
Hey, you know, I said that.
Hey, they called me the other day.
They had a tape measure.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm talking to you with a long jump.
You know, I ain't do the long jump.
Right.
That's what I got.
Okay.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. That's okay. What the hell you doing? Goddamn tape measure, man.
Hell no.
Hey.
Time out, man.
Time out.
Man, where you get the goddamn tape measure from, man?
I'm just saying, Ocho, you know what I'm saying?
That when they came over here, they left it.
They said you could keep it.
Oh, shoot.
But, uh...
I don't know. I don't know where I was at,
man, was, you know, when God... I mean, listen,
obviously, you know, based on those studies,
man, God has blessed
many around the world. I don't know. I might have been in line at McDonald's when he was, you know, based on those studies, man, God has blessed many around the world.
I don't know.
I might have been in line at McDonald's when he was, you know, passing out those blessings because, you know, he skipped right on past me.
But he blessed me in other areas of life.
I'm funny.
I look all right.
I'm, you know, I'm medium.
I'm like I'm considered medium ugly.
If I get a haircut, I'm a strong seven and a half.
I have a great personality.
I'm really good with money. Really good with money. I can help you balance a checkbook.
I could do that. Other than that, just that one area. And that's probably when I always thought
about it. I think about why everybody left me throughout all the years. I think that might
have been the common denominator, boss.
That's it?
Yeah, I think that's what it was.
Like I said,
it's one thing,
I'm very funny.
You know, when you're funny,
you can laugh at a woman
right out of the drawers.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the problem.
When you laugh at her,
she'll be like,
oh, you're so crazy.
Hey, listen,
it's one thing,
you can laugh at her
right out of the drawers.
Yeah, for sure.
But when she get what she got, she ain't coming
back.
That's why, yeah, I'm just telling you.
I'm just telling you. So, it just
it's rough. I've had a rough life.
I've had a rough life, but I've
smiled through it all. I've smiled through the pain.
And most of the times
I wear shades that keep from crying.
Ocho, 10 of the top
20 countries are African countries.
Okay.
I'm African.
So what happened to me?
You know your boy Ecuadorian
and Nigerian.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
But no, but they do these,
they have studies that come around
and, you know,
and I think the most famous was probably masters in Johnson.
Have you ever heard of masters in Johnson?
Uh,
no.
Or the Kinsey,
the Kinsey report.
I know it.
I,
that sounds familiar.
The Kinsey report sound familiar.
Yeah.
Damn.
But man,
the USA is,
is, is, is 60th
with 5 in
3
researchers in Germany reviewed
more than 40 recent studies
involving thousands of men
we need to understand
who they researching
Because they ain't nobody to talk to me
Because I'm not
Believing
I'm at the bottom of the list
Fuck that
It is what it is though Joe
It is it's all good
You know O'Shea
You know O'Shea
You got one thing about O'Shea
You good You got a lot of faults but that ain't it Yeah well old Shady. You know, old Shady. Yeah, what's that about old Shady? Yeah, you good?
He got a lot of faults, but that ain't it.
Yeah, well,
I don't, listen, I don't know
how I keep a happy home, but
I do what I can.
Yeah, you put that baby D on him.
You know,
that baby D work.
Hey.
Man, Ocho, you need help, man.
Hey, man, listen, it is what it is, man.
It's good to be in a space where I can be honest.
It's a sensitive topic for many, and many try to hide it.
And, you know, for me to sit here and be vulnerable
and share with y'all some of my
shortcomings in life i appreciate y'all not laughing i appreciate y'all not making fun of
me because i mean it's it's it's it's been mentally draining throughout the years for me
uh i've been very cautious and and um kind of scared you know in a sense and yeah i've been
able to overcome it.
And I found someone that at least pretends they like it.
So I'm not sure.
Ocho, a Snickers tastes the same,
whether you got that fun size or king size.
You know what I'm saying?
This is a Snickers.
Yeah, I feel you. I mean, it might take you a lot of them
to get to that one king size,
but you might have to eat the whole bag.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
You might have to give him the whole bag, Ocho. I'm just saying. Instead of popping out that one king size, but you might have to eat the whole bag. You know what I'm saying, don't you? You might have to give him the whole bag,
don't you? I'm just saying.
Instead of popping up that one king size.
I'm just saying.
You're right.
But see, if you're going to stop
eating McDonald's, another
six centimeters. Nah, that ain't going to happen.
That ain't going to happen.
You're going to start to grow.
Listen, I even went and got a consultation. I was going to start to grow. Listen, I even went
I went and got a consultation.
I was going to go to Dr. Miami.
Yeah.
I went and saw it, but I saw the price. I was like, nah, it ain't
worth it. You remember
when you was growing up and you got your teeth pulled
and they said if you don't put your tongue in it, it'll
come back a gold tooth? Right.
Yeah, yeah. You're like, damn.
Every time you don't put your tongue in it, like ain't no gold tooth. Right. Yeah, yeah. You're like, dang. Every time you don't
put your tongue in it,
like, ain't no gold tooth
going to come down.
At all.
Now you don't need
that McDonald's, Ocho.
I'm good.
But listen,
listen,
I'm already 46.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm already 56.
Yeah.
So I thought about it
and this is where I hit you
where we just talked about
when you try to relive
some of the stuff you did in the old days. So I'm on the back end about it and this is where i hit you with where we just talked about when you try to relive some
of the stuff you did in the old days so i'm on the back end of the fun times i'm on the back end that
that them days over so now if i found somebody and they're willing to settle down with me and we
we have a child uh we got kids yeah so there's really no point in me to revert and go back and improve in that area.
No, you, I mean, look.
I thought about it.
I went to do my consultation with Dr. Miami.
And I was like, you know, I'm trying to better myself in the area of horizontal and vertical activity.
And I saw them numbers.
I was like, well, I don't think this is worth it.
This don't make no sense to me.
I ain't paying for that.
And then I got to wait six weeks or eight weeks before I heal.
Nah.
And then I got to buy...
Ocho, I'm telling you.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
You know, you get old, you know, it ain't, you know,
like I said, you know, you get old, it ain't,
you know, we don't...
Right. Right. I ain't had
no issues yet, but I figure... I ain't got no issues either. You know what I'm saying, O don't... Right. Right. I ain't had no issues yet, but I feel you.
I ain't got no issues either.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho? I'm just saying.
Hey, man,
that thing get... Hey, I put
one of them diamonds in that thing on one of them
diamonds, Ocho.
Man, you know, when I was young, Ocho, like I was about
17, 18,
that thing get right, I pass out.
All the blood rush down there, leave my head.
I ain't lying to you, I swear to you.
I swear.
I just wake up, she on top of me.
I'm just saying, that's how it happens.
Oh, man.
Damn.
I like this.
Hey, that's, boy, there would be no other platform
where we could share this information with y'all, man.
And I just want to thank y'all for tuning in
and dealing with the bull.
The bull.
The bull.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm glad I could just share this with y'all, man.
And just, damn.
I just ask that y'all don't make fun of me.
That's it.
Don't make fun of me.
Don't be tweeting me. Yeah, don't tweet me. make fun of me. That's it. Don't be tweeting me.
Yeah, don't tweet me.
Don't tweet me.
I'm allowing.
I'm being vulnerable and showing that there's some guys that can relate to my story.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
Yeah, there's some guys that can relate to my story.
If I can come forward, if I can come forward, and like, you can too.
If I can come forward and like,
you can too.
If you part of the itty bitty,
itty bitty committee,
I'll let you boy.
Yeah.
Whoo.
Y'all have y'all conviction.
I don't know nothing about that.
It was just me joining that.
That's a conversation I don't need to have.
This week,
nightcap tells questions.
Itty bitty committee.
Itty bitty committee.
Oh, okay. Speaking of Nightcap after dark,
Ocho, you posted a video today on Twitter of the new gift
Rel got you. You wrote, Rel got
me a new toilet so I won't pee on the seat at night.
You see that thing light up?
Yeah. You just not getting that?
Yeah. See, I used
to pee on the seat and then she would go sit on the seat
and it'd be wet.
Ocho, just get you a urinal.
So now, I gotta, um, I just aim
for the light. Now, if I aim for the light, there's no way
I can miss it, even if it's dark.
Nah, y'all need to get
a two-thing system.
What you mean?
I mean, y'all have two toilets in there.
You get a urinal. Just get a urinal.
It's a bidet. It's a bidet
next to that. You just can't see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I took that bidet
out of there. You did? Yeah.
I just, listen, I ain't
trying to do too much. I ain't that lazy. I can wash
my own butt. Okay, okay.
I ain't trying to do too much in there, though.
Yeah, hell nah. Okay, okay. I ain't trying to do too much in there, though. Yeah, nah.
Nah.
So,
check this out, Ocho. Yeah. This week's
Nightcap Tales questions of the week is
what is something minor that
can ruin your day? Let's check out some of the
answers. Oh, this is nice. I like that.
Kyler
Austin 17. My
pocket's getting caught on the door handle yep
that happens
underscore Ray
when I get home sit down to eat my food
take out the order wrong or missing
extra salt yeah man
you know what Ocho if I'm close
by I drive right back up
there on the ass
I drive right there
for real hell yeah right back up there on their ass. I drive right there.
For real?
Hell yeah.
Oh, hell nah. Now, I done told
y'all, hey,
when I would go out, I'm like, okay,
simple. Let me get the
McNuggets,
large fry,
ketchup,
honey, or sweet and sour.
Wait, you're really driving back, though?
Messed up my order.
Going right back up there.
Oh, man.
I don't know why, first of all.
I don't know why them employees.
It's not your store.
Why do you care if you give me an extra ketchup or you give me an extra sauce?
It's not yours.
They don't do that at McDonald's.
You see what I mean? Yeah, they do.
Yeah, they do. I drive right back up
there and go right back through the drive-thru.
I say I'm missing sauce.
I'm missing my
fries. I sure do.
So you been to McDonald's?
I have, yeah, for sure.
Ah, we got you.
You on the right side of the track now.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Jenny L. Maria R. say, hey, have a minute to chat.
You already know it's going to take longer than that.
Somebody say, you got a minute to chat?
Did I catch you at a bad time?
Don't ask me if you caught me
at a bad time
because the answer is yes, you did.
Yeah, you know what?
I was just getting ready
to check out the refrigerator light.
Can I call you back?
You don't know.
I hate when somebody say,
can I ask you a question?
Well, you just started
with one already.
Yes.
So you might as would just ask what you
would just ask what you want to ask i hate you already up here now uh i'm sorry to bother i'm
sorry to bother you well why are you doing it no you're not i'm sorry to bother you that's what i
get that's what i get at when i'm getting if i'm out to eat and somebody say you know i i really
hate to bother you uh you know I know you don't like this.
Yet here you are.
I mean, but you know what?
I don't do nobody like that.
This is what people will do.
They'll wait till they eat their dinner.
Right.
I watch them, Ocho.
They wait till they eat their dinner.
I hate to bother you, Mr. Sharper.
Do you mind taking a picture?
Why don't you leave your dinner and come ask that?
Why you wait till you ate?
Oh, you didn't want your food to get cold, huh?
You want to eat your nice hot meal.
But they want yours to get cold so you can take a picture.
I don't know.
Yeah, but I'm different.
That's what I'm going to start doing.
I'm going to wait.
Soon as they bring it, I just say nice and hot.
I'm like, hey, do you mind taking a picture with me?
So you're going to interrupt them first?
Yep. That's what I'm about to start doing. That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Ms. Nikki Fab says, when you're thinking
about leftovers all day,
I mean, your mind is set on specific things
for dinner, and you get home to find out
somebody ate your damn food.
Well, you kind of already know who it is, depending
on who in the household. Yeah.
Depending on who in the household, you already know who ate
your food. When we were
growing up, who had leftovers?
Left what?
Over who?
Well, first of all, if you did have leftovers,
you already know. Like, if you had any kind of meat that was leftover,
right?
My grandma was going to add some water and flour.
It was going to be some other fries.
So whether it was pork chops,
whether it was chicken,
it did not matter.
Right.
Now you better not eat that.
Hey,
if granted,
put it in the refrigerator.
Yeah.
Don't you touch it?
Yeah.
You know how some people put,
Oh,
do not eat.
Do not touch.
You already know.
She ain't put nothing on there.
If Mary Porter put that thing in the refrigerator,
okay.
Okay.
You eat it if you want
to.
Mary Porter
had something for your ass.
205
said, bad driving. Coming home
from work and my house a mess. Kids and husband
been there all day. I don't like no messy house.
I don't like
no... You know what? I got one, Ocho.
What's that?
Women.
I don't know what y'all be doing
but if y'all can use the bathroom
flush it
how you sit your ass down
and get up and go
wait women
what kind of women you been dating
I ain't never heard of that before
yes flush the toilet
I don't want to see
don't even like
sometimes they'll wipe something
off and just throw the toilet paper in it.
Flush that!
That's a new one, huh?
I'm only speaking from experience.
As far as that,
you know, they want to hide that. They don't even
want to let you know that they've even been in the
bathroom, so the fact that somebody even forgot to
flush. No, not when they cycle on. Not that. But you know that they even been in the bathroom. So the fact that someone even forgot to flush. No, not when they cycle home.
Not that.
I mean, just in general.
They pee.
They pee.
And I don't want to hear you close the door when you pee.
Oh, man.
It's been bad.
I walk out the door and, hey, they go in the bathroom.
If somebody go in the bathroom and start peeing, I go downstairs.
I don't want to hear that.
That really bother you, huh?
What?
Every time I go in, I turn the water on.
Oh, just so they can't hear it?
Just so they can't hear.
Ain't got no door open.
Ain't nobody going to tell you they heard Shannon Sharpie when he had the door open.
He went pee and he had the door open.
I turned the water on.
Hey, I'm curious.
So you never had no woman pee on you?
Man, please.
I don't play them games.
I'm just saying, like the Arnold Palmer.
If she's squirrely, that's the Arnold Palmer.
No.
I'm going a little too far?
No, no, I know what you're talking about.
I know you like it, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, because you told me you had a raincoat now.
You had rainbows, right?
Hey, it's about to rain.
I'm looking.
I need to, you know what?
It must be nasty.
I'm just asking because that's equivalent to the same.
That's really basically the same thing.
If you can't stand the sound or the sight of a woman actually doing that,
then wouldn't that be a problem as well?
I'm just curious.
I don't know, Ocho.
I ain't find no, I haven't found one of them old irrigation system yet,
but I'm looking for one.
I look, let me know
let me know
I'm looking for one
I'm looking for one
I ain't found one yet
but you know what I'm saying
I'm looking
I'm looking for the whole sprinkler
I'm looking for the sprinkler
boy you said
irrigation system
man I ain't heard that shit
in so long
I ain't heard that in so long
I'm looking for that
hey that's a good one
that's a good one
oh
hey that's a good one right there
iRobin0428 said,
when the sink is filled with dirty dishes.
Oh, hey.
Wait, that's if you got kids. If you got kids, it's going to happen.
No hell it ain't. That's inevitable.
And then the
kids are going to argue on who day it is
or who time it is to wash dishes.
That's inevitable. Man, look here.
When I go home, I have my door on.
I told my door and I said, look here, run the dishwasher.
But I don't don't leave these dishes in here.
Right.
Put them up before you go to bed.
OK.
That was when one of those times I was eating around the clock.
So every two hours, every two and a half hours, I was getting up.
I got up at three o'clock in the morning.
Dishwasher beeping.
She sleep.
I went in that room so hard.
Get your ass out of here and unload these dishwashers.
You woke her up?
I told her before she was asleep.
Well, you're like my grandma, boy.
You're like my grandma.
If she tell me to do something before I go to bed,
and it's not done and I'm sleeping.
That's that's one of the worst for a chat. I know y'all. I know y'all can y'all can relate to that.
Your mama wake you up in the middle of the night because you've got to do something she told you to do before you went to sleep and then wake you up to do it.
You'd be dead tired and be like, you woke me up for that.
Look here. And it'd be something so simple. It'd be something so simple.
If Mary Porter told you to do something
before you went to bed,
she gonna shut down on your ass.
She ain't gonna wake you up.
She gonna wake you up framing on you.
You best believe it.
Cause see, an ass him to draw your memory.
You could be dead asleep.
Granny shut down on you with that extension cord and that broom.
God dang it.
I forgot to take that trash out.
God dang it.
I forgot to wash that dishes.
Draw your memory.
I asked women to do that to you.
Oh,
hell no.
Man,
look here.
I told her what?
Hey, you lucky. She didn't have to wash them by hand.
All you got to do is put them in the dishwasher,
put the tab in, close it,
dishwasher doing all the work,
just drive it and put them up.
Right.
I ain't got to tell you
to ask me for no money.
I ain't got to ask you
to go somewhere. I ain't got to ask you to go somewhere.
I ain't got to ask you to do none of that.
But I got to bet.
Oh, no.
That ain't going to ever apply.
Oh, hell no.
Right.
Hey,
that was my grandfather in me.
He used to always tell us, hey, boy,
don't make me chew this food twice.
But then, you're going to chew it more? You're going to chew it
about 15 times. What he meant, don't make
him repeat himself. Yeah, I like
that. Okay.
I bet I had to tell her no more.
I'm going to use that. She lucky.
By that time, my head started to like,
okay. Right. So I can get on
up there in age. She's 17.
You know, okay. You have to sit down i was like baby kayla my oldest kayla you think i like yelling at you you think i like
being this way towards you i said baby you're gonna be a young lady. You would have to have responsibilities.
That's all.
Right.
After a while, she got the message.
Now, I don't even got to say nothing.
Right, right, right, right.
Sometimes I'll put dishes in the sink just to see what she'll do.
I come down in the morning.
The bitch is gone.
Either in the dishwasher or she done clean them and put them up.
I said, okay.
Okay.
But they, hey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, Avion the plumber.
Yes.
Asking me questions during the game.
That's the worst, ain't it? Beyond the plumber, yes. Asking me questions during the game.
That's the worst, ain't it?
But that's normally,
but you got to be careful watching sporting events
with people who are not used to it
or haven't been to them.
Oh, Joe.
How important is that for you
to have someone you're dating
that understands the game of basketball
or the game of football?
Because I know you don't want to hear it.
I ain't got no sound.
I can't
hear nothing.
I can't either because you're talking.
Right, right.
But you know football. You can
explain.
I know you hate that.
What can I explain to you?
You know if
somebody's celebrating they did something good
touchdown interception
recovery
a big hit okay come on now
yeah
that's one of the reasons I really
don't go anywhere
because
what you think they're going to do here
was that a catch who you like in this game Anywhere. Because what you think they're going to do here?
Was that a catch?
Who you like in this game?
Is he better than Brady?
You probably hate somebody asking you all these questions.
Oh, you don't say, do you?
Yeah, and still ask them.
Yes!
You know if you're anywhere with football on, you know they drunk or they drinking.
And you know what happened when people got
licking their system,
oh, they gonna talk to you now.
Or they gonna talk to you
and they gonna keep on going,
they gonna keep on asking
because they can't pay attention
to your mannerisms
and your aura
and the signs of,
you know what,
I don't really want to be bothered.
They can't tell.
They can't tell.
You know what they ask Yocho?
Huh?
If I'm bothering you, let me know.
Ocho, who asked that question?
Name the adult that will ask another adult
if I'm bothering you.
Let me know.
Let me know.
Yeah.
Hey, that's funny that's that's that's funny uh coley cole 70 waking up late uh leon stats underscore baby mama
kyle austin mom coming home mad and didn't do it and I didn't do anything.
Yeah, sometimes they have a bad day.
You know.
Yeah, I still told, say, waking up from a nap
with 30 missed calls.
Your girl think you cheating.
Oh, you sleep?
Oh, you sleep now?
Yeah, that's what normal functioning people do.
They sleep.
A lot of time they take naps.
I bet you was on the phone
with a bee.
I hope you worth it.
I will sleep. You probably
was thinking about it though.
God, leave.
Damn.
They'll kill you now.
People making 185 people makingok dance videos at public places
they need they be doing too much i haven't seen that yet i've seen i've seen videos
but i haven't you know i've been very fortunate yeah uh someone driving 25 and a 25 miles an hour.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
The goal 2022 for getting your lunch at home.
Yeah, man.
I just...
Yeah, you ain't sleep.
I was sleep.
You ain't never sleep when I was over there yeah
anything you can't do one thing that's that that's a toxicity ah man I tax oh you'll never
you'll never go to the grocery now all of a sudden you want to go to Whole Foods right I
was out of something so I figured I I'd stop by and get it.
Or I'd stop by Target.
Okay.
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Okay, Ocho, now it's time for your favorite segment.
Favorite, favorite segment.
Yeah.
It is called Spell-O-Cinco.
Uh-oh, hold on.
I got to put my hat on now.
Oh, that's Spell-O-Cinco.
Oh, he about to get them all.
Ladies and gentlemen, Spell-O-B.
Yeah, that's him.
Champion.
Yeah, he got it right that's it
that's how you spell it
chat this one for y'all tonight
chat
this is for y'all tonight
chat okay
Ocho
Asterix
Asterix yep
A-S-T-E-R-I-K Asterix. Asterix? Yep. A-S-T-E-R-I-K.
A-S-T-E-R-I-S-K.
Asterix.
Fuck.
How about this one?
Hey, Ash, back to laughing.
All right, here we go, Chad. Here here we go I got you I got y'all boys on this one
defibrillator
defibrillator
defibrillator
I can ask you a question
sure can you use it in a sentence
the doctor used the defibrillators I can ask you a question? Sure. Can you use it in a sentence?
The doctor used the defibrillators to bring the man back to life.
Defibrillator.
Now, I'm scared if it's,
I don't know if it's D-I or D-E.
I know how to spell defibrillator,
but the beginning is,
that's the tricky part
because it could trip me up.
Okay.
As soon as I say something, you're going to be like, oh, no, you already spelled it.
So defibrillator, it could be D-E or D-I.
And it's a word I've never used before, honestly.
Mm-hmm.
Defibrillator.
Defibrillator.
Defibrillator.
I'm trying to think of other words. Defibrillator. Canibrillator. I'm trying to think of other words.
Defibrillator.
Can you just give me a hint?
Is it D or a D-I?
You're on the clock.
All right.
I'm going to just throw it out there.
Okay.
Defibrillator.
D-E.
Okay.
F-I. Mm-hmm. D-E. Okay. F-I.
Mm-hmm.
B-U-L-A-T-O-R.
It's D-E-F-I-B-R-I-L-L-A-T-O-R.
Defibrillator.
Damn, that shit is...
That shit is...
You got to say it the right way.
I said defibrillator how about this one ocho ocho went to the restaurant and he ordered
wister sheer or wister shire sauce wister sheer or wister shire mr what
wish what the? Come on.
Now, okay.
Now you're playing with my top now.
You just said wish.
I never heard of that.
You never heard of Worcestershire, folks?
You're telling me to spell something that I've never even heard of.
What the hell is Worcestershire?
I know the chat don't know either.
Y'all better not be laughing because y'all don't know what no goddamn Worcestershire is either.
Better not be laughing because y'all don't know what no goddamn Worcestershire is either.
Worcestershire.
W-O-R-C-E-S-T-E-R-S-H-I-R-E.
Worcestershire.
What the hell is that? Or Worcestershire.
What is it?
It's a sauce that goes on steak.
It's a cook.
You can cook with it also.
So how was I supposed to know that?
How about this here?
Did you see Finding Nemo?
Finding Nemo?
Yes.
Yeah.
Anemone.
Oh, what?
Anemone.
Come on, man.
I thought we were supposed to be doing a spelling bee.
Yeah.
I didn't know this
until I was watching
this special. And there's a special
relationship between the clown
fish, which
Nemo was, and the anemone.
Anemone? Yep.
Anemone? Yep. Anemone.
Hey, I don't like our spelling bee because you start off with hard stuff
right off the beginning
and you're supposed to work your way
to the hard, the difficult ones,
and you start right hard off the jump.
Anemone.
Check this out.
Clown fish use their bright colors
to lure fish
into the anemone
where they are killed
by anemone's
poisonous
poison and is eaten.
The clown fish
also fertilizes
the anemone
with its feces.
So the clown fish
will go in there
as also as a protection.
So something might try
to get the clown fish.
They go into the anemone
and the anemone's like,
thank you
and eat the other fish.
And but, so it's a
it's a great relationship.
Right.
Anemone.
Anen, anen,
anemone. A-N-I
Close.
A-N-I-I-N?
A-N-E-M-O-N-E.
Anemone.
Come on, man.
You cheating with the words, man.
Like, when you start
spelling B, the words are easy
and they progressively
become harder.
Asterix was the easiest one.
Words are easy and they progressively become harder. Astrid was the easiest one.
All right.
Come on.
I'm ready.
I'm getting this one.
That was my fourth one.
Hold on.
You coming out of the bag with the most difficult questions?
I can't even say that one.
What?
Which one?
What Ash said. Watch it be something. At least I know. Difficult questions? I can't even say that one. What? Which one? What ass head?
Watch it be something.
At least I know.
We finna give you a word.
What's that?
What about?
Let's go, Ocho.
We gotta do this for the people.
This is for the people right here.
Shit. It's for y'all
I'm telling you, Chad
It's for you
If I get this one right
Like, this is how much
This means so much to me
The word
Is omnipotent
What?
Omnipotent. What? Omnipotent.
Godly, all-knowing.
I'm who?
Omnipotent.
Omnipotent?
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
God is the omnipotent one.
Omnipotent. Omna. Omna. Omni and a Hellcat.
He got in trouble with the feds. So that's O-M-N-I. Potent. P-O-T-E-N-T Omnipotent Omni and the Hellcat P-O-N-T O-M-N-I
P-O-N-T
That's that
If that ain't right
I don't care
I don't care
Nope
Y'all cheating
O-M-N-I-P
T-E-N-T
Omnipotent
Alright
I'm done
I'm done
See you know
Tonight just wasn't my night, man.
It's just like I go out there
for the Bengals one day
and one game I have
three for 28.
That's what tonight was.
I had three for 28 game, man.
Okay.
Now it's time for your revenge.
I know you love it.
Come on, man.
It's time for Dunk on Unk.
Chad, I apologize, Chad.
Chad, I apologize, man. Chad, I apologize, man.
I apologize, man.
Tonight wasn't my night, man.
I was 0 for 5.
I was 0 for 5, huh?
Yep.
God damn, that's bad.
Shit.
I know they laughing,
but I know they couldn't spell it either.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Come on.
Come on, Ocho.
Woo!
Question number one.
Dunk on Unk trivia.
Aaron Rodgers made news recently saying that he thought his Achilles injury last season would end his career.
Speaking of Jets quarterbacks, only one of them has thrown 30 or more touchdowns in a season.
Who is that quarterback?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Oh, yeah.
Come on, now.
It's one
or two.
It's one or two.'s one or two I'm just gonna take
who you got
Ryan Fitzpatrick
god that's bullshit
somebody gave you the ass over here man
you cheating
you cheating man
hell no you ain't know that man that's not fair Don't give me my get-out joke. Don't give me my get-out joke. Don't give me my get-out joke. You're cheating, man. Don't give me my get-out joke. Hell no.
You ain't know that, man.
That's not fair.
Man, somebody give you the answers over there, man.
Nah, man.
You ain't know that, man.
Why you trying to do that?
The computer.
Nah, man.
The computer.
The computer ain't no dad of nothing, man.
Nah, man.
You cheating, man.
Ryan Fitzpatrick threw 31 touchdowns in the 2015
season, most in Jets franchise history.
There's no way you remember that
from way back then when Fitz was there,
man.
That's it. That computer.
Once that computer start rebooting,
the information...
Ocho, I keep... Ocho.
Nah, man. Remember that last word?
Omnipotent
I spelled it right too
It's called all knowing
The omnipotent one
Okay
Alright, question number two
And this question is
Probably arguably the greatest quarterback
To ever play the game outside of
Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes.
So you ready?
Yep.
Joe Burrow recently said the Bengals are built to beat the Kansas City Chiefs.
Yes.
Besides the Chiefs, there's only one team Patrick Mahomes has never defeated in the regular season.
He's 0-2 against his AFC team.
Who is it?
Mm-hmm.
In the regular season.
Mm-hmm.
Ah. The Tennessee Titans
That answer is
Absolutely not correct
It is the
Indianapolis Colts
Who Patrick Mahomes is 0-2
Against
Okay 1-1 Has he ever beaten Tennessee in the regular season? who Patrick Holmes is 0-2 against.
Okay, one and one.
Has he ever beaten Tennessee in the regular season?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Question number three.
Only one running back in the NFL has rushed for 1,000 yards or more in the last three seasons.
Name that running back.
Oh, that's a good one.
Only one running back in the NFL has rushed for 1,000 yards or more in the last three seasons.
Name that running back.
That's a good one.
There ain't no way in hell you get this one right.
If you get this one right, I know somebody over there helping you.
Oh, 1,000.
The last three seasons.
Chat, we got him on the ropes, chat.
You got him on the ropes.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Okay, no Bronco. No, no. and why are you sitting there thinking about that my homes is one and two against the titans fyi
Najee Harris.
Don't do that to me, Ocho.
I mean, you got to look on your face.
Like, I got it right.
Did I get it right, Ocho?
Man, you just pulling names.
Man, you cheering, man.
Hey, Chet.
Chet, come on. Chet Chet. Chet, come on.
Chet, listen.
Chet, I know y'all could have tested this.
There's no way.
There's no way he knew that Jets answer and he knew goddamn Najee Harris
had 1,000 yards in the last three seasons.
Come on, Chet, man.
Y'all got to help me out, man.
Oh, Chet.
Chet.
Nah, man.
Something ain't right, man.
All right, number four., man. Something ain't right, man. All right.
Number four.
Number four.
Number four.
Nah, man.
Here we go.
Number four.
The most pass attempts by a quarterback in a regular season game is 70.
It happened during the 1994 season.
Which quarterback holds that record?
Hint, he played at Washington State.
Drew Bledsoe.
He did that against
Dan Marino opening day.
So technically,
okay, Drew Bledsoe
attempted 70 passes in a win versus the
Vikings in 1994.
70? Damn, in 94?
Did they even have a
running back?
That's when
what did they
do that opening day? Him and Dan had a shootout
opening day because Dan had just come back off
that Achilles injury in 93.
You should have remembered that.
Yeah.
And you ate.
You know what?
Alright, here we go. Here we go. Last question. Last question. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you yards, which is the most all time for a particular franchise. I was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1992 NFL draft.
Who am I?
1992.
Yeah.
I have over 12,000 yards, which is most all time for a particular franchise,
but I was drafted by the Dallas Cowboys in the 1992 NFL draft.
It ain't playmaker.
Playmaker came out with my brother in 88.
Well, that's not the...
That can't be the most receiving yards
because what you call them,
Jay...
What you call them
got the most receiving yards
for the Cowboys,
I would assume Jason Whitten
with all those damn catches he got.
The 1992 draft.
Why receiver? But he has 12 000 yards which is most by a particular franchise
not saying it's the cowboys franchise but he would just draft it oh oh oh oh, oh, oh. See, you got me thinking. Oh, I know who it is now.
Give me a hint.
Did he go to Jackson State?
Oh, I don't know.
I ain't giving you all that now.
I gave you his name.
You don't want me to know.
I'm going to say this right here.
He's the greatest route runner in the NFL history.
I believe it at that.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Did he play for the Jags?
Hey, man, I ain't playing no more.
I ain't playing no more.
Okay, Ocho.
Okay, I quit.
I quit.
I quit.
I quit.
I quit, Ocho. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit, Ocho.
I quit. I quit. I quit.
Man, you be cheating, man.
Ocho, you be
trying to stump me, man. Why you be trying to stump me?
Nah, man. You cheating me. I give you easy words
to spell. You took my guess to play them.
You gave me easy what?
Asterix was the easy one.
My whole chat didn't know none of them words. My whole chat didn't know none of them words.
The whole chat didn't know none of them words.
What about Asterix?
Who? Asterix.
I spelled it right.
It's two ways to
spell it. No, it ain't.
Maybe
chill. Okay, it's time for our
last segment of the night
and it's called Q&A.
Oh, man.
Hey, no, they cheating, man.
I don't be cheating, man.
Somebody in there helping you.
Man, they don't be knowing.
Nah, man.
Somebody in there helping.
Where Ash at, man?
Somebody, you got a computer.
Over here in the cut.
You got somebody.
You got something.
Like some type of contraption right there below you or something.
I don't know what's going on.
Something ain't right.
No, it's up here.
That's what you, that contraption.
Nah, it ain't.
Nah, nah, uh-uh.
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David Bell asks,
what is Ash's reaction
when these night camps after dark come up?
They're crying emojis.
Tonight, she didn't even tell me because she's like, I'm just going to wait.
I'm like, Lord, have mercy.
Wise guys, you guys mean more than you know to the culture.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
Sean Thomas, what's up, Uncle Ocho?
Question, if you guys didn't play sports, what could you see yourself doing?
Or did it get to the success you are now?
And Ocho, Memphis barbecue is coming to your city soon.
And that cognac is the best.
Sean, appreciate that.
I was going to be a lawyer.
You're going to be a lawyer?
If you didn't make it? I like that. I was going to be a lawyer You're going to be a lawyer? Mm-hmm
If you didn't make it?
I like that
Well, honestly, all jokes
I know I play around a lot
Obviously, I've said this
Many times on the show
If I did not make it to the NFL
I would have been a veterinarian
And if I got the opportunity
As far as going back to school
And become a marine biologist
That's what I would have done
But veterinarian off rip.
Easy.
Send my dog to you.
Tyson said,
Hey, Uncle, I'm a big fan.
Nobody can do it like you.
My favorite video of you
is when you brought the goat mask
on Undisputed.
Much love, Ocho.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I need to find,
I'm supposed to be finding me another goat mask
what happened to the other one
oh you were oh he's like
when I brought a live goat the actual
goat oh you brought a real goat
on there
yeah
I did what's up Shannon
Ocho I would like for you to guys wish my wife
a happy 57th birthday Michelle Warren
Floyd no SSU alum and tell Ocho that he doesn like for you guys to wish my wife a happy 57th birthday. Michelle Warren Floyd, no.
SSU alum and tell Ocho that he doesn't want any of these problems.
Leo really said that.
That ain't Leo.
Leo, that you.
Happy birthday, Michelle.
Savannah State alum.
Unbelievable.
Man, I didn't reach out.
Go ahead, Ocho.
Happy birthday.
That's Leo?
That's your Leo? That's what he said. You don't want these problems. You don't Go ahead, Ocho. Happy birthday. That's Leo.
That's your Leo.
Now, what do you say?
You don't want these problems.
You don't want none, Ocho.
Hey, I am Leo.
When you told that story, boy, that was the funniest thing.
Oh, my goodness.
That was the funniest thing.
Kathleen and Vincent, you both long-term colorado ohio long way you both played a long time in colorado and ohio long way from home what are the things you learned to love out
there so what did you love about being in ohio and cincinnati for one the the people the people
in cincinnati were really really good to me really all all bullshit all jokes aside they were really
good to me through the through the through the good and the bad they were really good to me. Really, all jokes aside, they were really good to me through the good and the bad.
They were really good to me.
The city was dope.
It was really,
obviously it's the Midwest.
You would think it wasn't fun,
but it was a good change up for me
so I could remain focused
coming out, leaving the big city
in Miami, obviously,
being in Cincinnati,
it was perfect.
It was stuff you
could do, but it was just enough to where I could still lock in and stay tuned in to what the main
goal. I kept the main goal, the main goal at the end of the day. What else? The food. The food was
good. Starline, Gold Star. How do you say it? Is it Gold Line? How do you say it? Gold Star.
Damn, how do you say it? Is it Gold Line? How do you say it? Gold Star.
Damn, how do you call it?
The Chili.
The Chili.
Oh, yeah.
You talking about the Chili Dogs with cheese?
Yeah.
But I'm trying to say
the name of the restaurant
or the place.
Ah, I can't remember.
Listen,
obviously, you know,
I hit my McDonald's there.
I hit my Waffle House
right in Covington.
They're right next door to each other.
Jeff Ruby's.
Jeff Ruby's Steakhouse in Cincinnati.
All the restaurants that Jeff Ruby has, phenomenal.
I fell in love with those.
Skating.
I used to love skating.
Skating became a routine of mine.
Gold Star and Skyline.
Gold Star and Skyline.
I don't know why
I set my mind like that.
Jeffrey Ruby Steakhouse.
Skating was a routine of mine
after every home game.
If I'm not mistaken,
I think the session was
7 to 11,
if I'm not mistaken.
And what else
I really love about Cincinnati?
Yeah, that's pretty much it, man.
But the people was good, too.
Hey, buddy.
Yeah, people was great.
It's a football town.
They're crazy about their Broncos.
Look, they've had success with the Avalanche,
has won a couple of Stanley Cups.
I think they won three Stanley Cups.
The Nuggets won the championship last year,
but Colorado is still a football town.
The Rockies were great, but the fans were unbelievable.
Scenic, picturesque.
It's like a postcard.
It's like a Hallmark.
I mean, sometimes when the lights know,
and, oh, man, it's...
It's a... Colorado is scenic.
It's picturesque.
I mean, you couldn't ask if you're outdoorsy.
You won't find any better than Colorado.
But the football fans were great.
I never had a problem with anybody there.
They love their Broncos, and they love their players that they know
that play hard and give back to the game.
And when they show up, you know, 75,000, 77,000 people showing up
and oh my, hi, was rocking.
I'm talking about rocking, rocking.
And when we did, hey, that south end zone.
Yeah.
Ain't nothing like scoring a touchdown and running to that
south end zone.
I mean, the stadium was electric,
but that south end zone was where it was at.
And man,
I couldn't
got drafted to a better city,
a better team.
It was who?
Lady Ray said, what are your two top favorite TV theme songs of all time?
Good times.
Good times.
Good times.
The Jeffersons. Good time. Jefferson moving on up. Fred Sanford. good times good times Jefferson
moving on up
Fred Sanford
the Sanford son
yeah
that's a good
what's happening
yeah
yeah I don't want to sing it
I can't get it
what about Three's Company you remember Yep. I don't want to sing it. I can't get in trouble.
What about Three's Company?
I like Three's Company, yeah.
That's a good one.
You know what I like?
I like Law & Order.
It's been on for so long.
That's a good one.
I love Law & Order.
That's a good one.
This is more so new. Even though a good one. Love Law and Order. That's a good one. That's a good one. I know this is more so new,
even though it was the Netflix series.
It's my ringtone on my
phone.
Narcos. Really?
Yeah, it's my ringtone on my phone.
Can you get the trouble for that?
Hmm?
You hear it? You hear that, Alc?
Or no?
No.
You can't hear that?
That's what mine says.
What?
You're calling me for the divorce, man.
Oh, man.
Hmm. Oh, somebody said
different world
yep
Simpsons
different world
living single
I don't remember
I don't remember the theme song
from living single
when it comes on
I mean that was
man
it was like man
that was
man
I guess
I guess we done got busy
now
but going home and sitting down and watching sitcoms That was, man, I guess we done got busy now.
But going home and sitting down and watching sitcoms,
that was a thing.
Everybody rushed home to watch Martin.
You watch Living Single and you watch, you know,
the real world, you know, those shows like that,
A Different World.
Yeah, you rushed home to watch A Real World.
That was the first reality television on MTVtv real world was first yeah real world kicked it off man you remember puck old nasty puck
what that is name
i don't i don't think i don't i don't think i watched real world
yeah real world was first and then came Survivor.
Damn, Survivor been going that long?
Yeah.
Shit.
I want to do that one time.
I want to do Survivor.
One of them games shows you got to,
they put you out there in the middle of nowhere,
and you got to survive.
Naked and afraid.
I mean, I could do that too.
I want like different challenges that most people would be scared of.
You know, climbing, you know, being
scared of heights or jumping out of a plane.
Well, you need to go out there with Bear Grylls.
Isn't that something?
You need to go out there with him.
Bear Grylls, what's that?
He, uh...
What's the name of his show?
As you look it up.
Bear Grylls.
He not out there hunting bears
or nothing like that, is he?
Nah, he like a...
He a survivalist.
Okay, okay, okay.
Running wild
with Bear Grylls.
Hmm.
I like that.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, it used to be called Man vs. Wild, yeah.
Okay, anything having to do with the outdoors would be fun for me.
It would be a new experience, obviously, with me being from the city.
Anything country and outdoors would be dope.
Alex Sandoval said, Ocho Man,
I was just watching BMS Blue Mountain State.
Before this, I almost spat my drink out
when you popped up next to Thad.
Yeah.
What is it like working with such a legendary show?
Love Nightcap, been here since week one.
It was fun.
It was fun.
Obviously, doing Blue Mountain State and some other things I've had the opportunity to do.
In front of, I like to call it the big screen.
It was fun.
It was exciting.
I would love to do more work like that.
And just when it comes to filming, I just don't like to hurry up and wait.
I hate that part.
I want to come in.
I want to work.
I want to film.
I want to go home.
And it just doesn't work that way.
There's a lot of waiting around.
There's a lot of sitting around.
A lot of downtime.
A lot of downtime.
And it's just, that's why I don't think being an actor is for me.
Yep.
That's pretty much it.
But the people I work with, Dad and everyone else that was there,
and all the other things that I've done as far as cameos are concerned on TV have been phenomenal.
As the military check.
Oh,
I said as a military veteran,
times get hard and I appreciate y'all bringing a smile to many people.
Salute gentlemen.
Thank you for your service.
Yes,
sir.
David Taylor said,
Oh,
Joe PSG or Barker tomorrow in the champions league.
It's going to be a good one,
boy.
Hey, listen, it's going to be a good one.
I'm not sure.
And I think...
Isn't PSG ahead on aggregate 2-1?
Or am I tripping?
I'm not sure.
It's going to be a good game.
Which one you like?
Oh, that's what he wanted to know?
That's what he wanted to know.
I could care less, though.
I don't care about PSG.
I don't care about Barcelona. Pick one.
You want me to pick one?
I'm going to say Mbappe.
PSG.
All right. Alex C., what's good, Uncle Nocho?
Please wish my girlfriend, Kirsten, a happy
birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday,
Kirsten. Happy birthday.
I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy, happy birthday, and many, many
more to come. Happy birthday. Hey, Uncle Nocho, happy birthday, and many, many more to come.
Happy birthday.
Hey, Uncle Ocho, I'm 22 years old that loves watching Being Inspired by Nightcap.
Moving away from home for the first time, wish me luck.
P.S., I've been DMing Nightcap and Ocho about making software.
Congratulations.
Big step.
Taking a big step forward.
Entering into the realm of adulthood.
Going away from home. Being out on your own. Being able to make your own
decisions. Pay your own bills. That's a big
step. Congratulations.
Ace said, yo, who guys got this
weekend? Haney or Garcia? Also,
Ocho, do you want your head
combed and undisputed? You pick
the division. What is that?
Undisputed is the
boxing game. Yeah.
Boxing game on PC. Whenever
you want to lose, homie, you come on.
You know, send me a DM. Oh, the fight this weekend
with Haney and Garcia?
Who you got?
What? Who fight this weekend?
Devin Hden and Garcia.
Ryan Garcia.
Oh, that's going to be a good one, boy.
Who you got?
Man, Garcia been tripping, though, man.
I don't know what's going on with him.
What do you mean?
Oh, what about?
Them tweets and all that stuff, man.
He been on one, bro.
You don't think that might be like a like a little
tactic,
a little trick, make him think he's not
focused? No.
No?
Who you got?
I like Haney.
I like Haney, yeah. Haney's the more polished
fighter.
Man, Haney, I mean
Garcia got to stop swinging for the fences.
He leaves himself
open. That's why, what you call him, caught him.
Caught him, yeah. You got to take it slow.
Take your time, that's all.
I mean,
Ryan Garcia over there
with Derrick James, he should be fine this time.
Okay.
Dr. Frank said, man, Sterling today
He was super nice and signed my shirt
I know he told me
He sent me a text
Uh, Jabbar Perk said, hi, Uncle Ocho
Wanted to take a moment and say thank you for giving me
The drive, always pursue greater
I now work for a law
Work at a law firm and will pay for my
Law school, you all inspire
you you're our inspiration thank you thank you guys hey bro that's awesome that's unbelievable
that uh seemingly you work in a law firm so probably that's your lifelong aspiration
is to be a lawyer and uh for you going there they're gonna pay for law school
yeah let me know what they hire for you going there, they're going to pay for law school?
Yeah, let me know what they're hiring, too.
Bro, look here.
You in school,
y'all didn't do well, bro.
Come on now.
It's over.
Who that?
You.
Why? What you talking about?
I graduated with honors.
Did you?
Yes. Show did. You can look look at it you can google it
Arnold reward Marriott or something
a hotel
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