Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Ocho the Bullrider
Episode Date: May 29, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson discuss a variety of topics including Chad's experience riding a bull, Kylie Kelce clapping back at angry fan and much more!02:39 - Watson says Browns Steel...ers is NFL biggest rivalry25:37 - Spell-o-Cinco34:22 - Dunk on Unc41:57 - Q and Ayyyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Check this out, Ocho.
Speaking of Steelers,
Deshaun Watson says the Brown Steelers is the biggest rivalry in sports.
Deshaun sees one rivalry in the division
among the top rivalries in all sports.
It's Brown Steelers.
Cleveland-Pittsburgh, for sure.
It's even bigger than Cincinnati.
It's not Baltimore.
Baltimore's up there,
but it ain't as real as Pittsburgh.
In that division, it's Baltimore Steelers. We know
it is.
Normally,
normally,
people are going to leave
on stretches. Somebody getting
carried out to the field, Ocho.
You go back and look at those hits that Ryan
Clark and James Harrison and
Ray and Ed Reed
and those guys are
Hines Ward from a wide receiver
position. Especially
Hines. He going to do it with a smile on his face
too every time. I understand that
the Packers and the Bears
are older. That's the
first rhyme. It goes back to Acme Packers and the old Bears.
So it goes back 100 years.
But not in pro football.
Ain't nothing like Baltimore and Pittsburgh.
I've been a part of it.
I've been a part of the Raiders.
I mean, the Raiders and the Broncos.
But Baltimore and Pittsburgh?
Yeah.
Hey, that's a war zone when they playing.
And I'm talking about the early
2000s the early 2000s
when that actually happened in the league
and I couldn't wait to watch
those games if we weren't playing
a one o'clock game and they were on
boy it's nothing but war
war time
it was always like that
when they had they had Joey Porter
and they had Gildan and they had Joey Porter and they had Gildan
and they had Earl Holmes
and they had
what's the linebacker
from Georgia
Kendrell Bell
knock your head off
would knock your head off
man
nah I'm gonna have to
disagree with you on that
with Deshaun
I understand Cleveland
and Cleveland used to be a rivalry back in the day and I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that with Deshaun I understand Cleveland and Cleveland used to be a rivalry uh uh uh back in the day and I'm sure it's still it's still
heated but Baltimore Steelers and when I think about it when I think about it Cleveland has been
so Cleveland has been so bad during that time I mean would it really be considered a rivalry because Pittsburgh
dominated during that time?
And I get, look, like
I said, Ocho, they've been playing a long time.
This was before your time, like
in the early 80s, you used to call them the cardiac.
Yeah, I was there.
I was there. I remember that. When they had Brian Seif
and they had Ozzie, they were really,
you know, Coy Baker, they had some good, Clay Matthews
Sr. They had some good, Clay Matthews Sr.
They had some good players.
They had Hanford Dixon and Frank Minifield.
Oh, now they had them corners.
Hey, Frank Minifield
and Hanford Dixon.
Yeah.
They right there.
Hey, hey, hey.
Ocho ain't none of them.
In your face.
Scheme ain't that disguising.
They right there.
Right there.
Yeah.
Hey, I call it that old Raiders defense.
You know, if you're going into the week
and you know you're playing the Raiders,
you know you're getting man to man,
safety in the middle of the field,
strong safety in the box.
That's why it's hard.
You look at Larry Brown.
Larry Brown was Super Bowl MVP.
He goes to the Raiders,
and he cut in a year.
He was in the bench.
Bro, they play man
all over the field
and you got to be able
to run
I'm talking about
you got to literally
be able to run run
to play
to play
to play in that defense
cause they just play man
yeah
yeah
oh yeah
oh
go back and look it up
people think I'm lying
go back and look it up
uh Lad Brown
Super Bowl MVP
he go to the Raiders and look.
Hey, hold on.
They missed him in the year?
He was gone.
We cooked him.
Everybody cooked him.
It wasn't just us.
Hey, flip that.
They call the play.
Hey, flip it.
Run it left.
Everybody want a piece of good cover.
And then he didn't have that front
line like he had in Dallas.
He didn't have
those Charles Haley and Leon Lent
and all those guys, Tony Tolbert
and Russell Miles
and all those guys. He didn't have that.
You got a good D-line.
It can help you
have a lot of things.
So.
Ocho!
That ain't no bull, right?
As soon as they open the chute,
I ain't never seen you jump so high.
You ain't never jumped out.
How to catch a pair the way you jumped on that gate?
Wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There are professional bull riders.
Wait a minute.
Let me finish.
There are professional bull riders that have been doing this all their life.
When the chute opens, they fall off in 1.5 seconds just like I did.
No, I ain't never seen them.
Do you know what that means?
Do you know what that means? Do you know what that means?
I can show you because I had to study them.
I had to study them before I got on that bull.
The fact that I was able to stay on there for 1.5 seconds.
You ain't staying on there 1.5 nothing.
1.5 nanoseconds.
That's how it goes.
It's 1.5 seconds.
That bull, you didn't even let the bull spin.
And you was off it.
Because there's too much power.
I didn't know how to gauge his power because I'd never been on a bull before.
That wasn't just any bull.
It's a professional bull.
It's a professional bull.
It's a rank bull.
Hey, listen.
I'm from Liberty City.
I ain't never seen a bull.
The only thing I've ever seen was a raccoon.
Well, you had a better chance of riding him than that bull.
Hey, listen.
I got on that.
I'm going to give you credit. I'm going to give you credit
for getting on him.
What's that?
Let's go, boy.
Let's go, boy.
He's going to get a thump. Look at this. Let's go. Get in there boy he gonna get a thump look at this
let's go
get it up
oh
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get up
get up
get up boy
get up
that's alright
that's alright
why you laughing
why you laughing
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hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, Ocho, you was geek. You like, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, damn, I did step on it.
Hey, hey, listen.
I tell people about that experience all the time, man.
There's no way to prepare for that.
When I was getting ready,
Ty Murray had me on the mechanical bull,
and I was mastering the mechanical bull
because I can squeeze my legs,
and I felt comfortable.
I felt comfortable. When I sat on
the bull, I looked at Ty
and the first thing I said was, Ty,
I can't close my legs. He said,
yeah, I know. I tried to explain that
to you. That's why you got to use your spurs.
So I looked at him again. I'm in the chute
talking that. I say, you don't think
the spurs going to hurt him? He said, the spurs
are for you to give you leverage to be able to hold on. I say, Ty, boy, the Spurs going to hurt him? He said, the Spurs are for you to give you leverage to be able to hold on.
I say, Ty, boy, this ain't finna work.
Fuck it.
I mean that.
Let's go.
When that gate opened and that fat ass bull, that power, I never felt nothing like that
up underneath me ever in life.
So when the chute opened and the bull shot out,
I couldn't hold on because I wasn't used to it.
Because the thing is, Ocho, you have to study the bull to know his patterns.
Is he going to dive?
Is he going to turn?
Is he going to spin?
So you have an opportunity.
So you have to be able to shift your weight accordingly.
Because if you get too far forward, he's going to throw your ass off. If you get too far forward you're gonna throw your
ass off if you get too far to the left or right he's gonna throw you off or he's gonna buck you
off the back yeah listen i i would i would do it again if the opportunity presented itself i'd like
to thank the pbr for allowing me to come and and do it but listen that might be something i need to
add to my hobbies nah hell no of things that i
like to do and i need to keep on doing it because i think bull riding is something that i can get
very very good at even now you're gonna get good at that i tell you what i am i am i stayed on for
1.5 seconds hey chad do y'all think ocho stayed on for 1.5 seconds? Do y'all actually think? 1.5.
The clock said I got
bucked off for 1.5 seconds.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Either way, on my resume, it says
professional bull rider. That's all that.
You said it. It does.
It says professional bull rider.
I'm going down
in the books of history as the first
first black person
from Liberty City
to ride a professional bull.
Only one person.
Man, that over that shoe.
Hey, matter of fact, I'm going to do it again.
I'm going to redo it.
How can you get on Cool Whip?
Oh, hell no.
Hell no.
Oh, no.
Absolutely not.
Matter of fact, I get on Bushwhacker.
I get on Bushwhacker since he retired.
Hey, no.
That don't mean he can't still do what he do.
He can do that to you.
Now, he might not do that to the professionals
but oh yeah
he got you
hey there was
there was some good
that was a great experience
I don't think people understand
how big they are
unless you grow up on a farm
and you be around animals
you have no idea it's like you see up on a farm and you be around animals, you have no idea.
It's like you see animals on TV and then you see an animal, you see a lion in person.
Yeah.
And see how big it is?
I'm like, oh my effing goodness.
And you know what's funny?
When I think about cats, people that have domestic cats, you know, your regular cats, and you see how quick and how fast and how they can jump and just their reflexes.
Now, imagine the size of cats, but also having the same reflexes as your cats at home.
A domesticated cat, yeah.
Same reflex, but you never get to see it because obviously you don't live in the goddamn wild
and all you do is you get to see him
on National Geographic.
Man,
I don't want no parts.
Hey, I'm telling you, man,
I went to see before
Sick Friend Roy's show got canceled
and Roy got mauled by Maticor.
Is that I got tickets,
I got my family tickets
to go see the show,
Sick Friend Roy at the Mirage.
And when you sit down and everybody's been to the show, Sick Friend Roy at the Mirage. And when you sit down
and anybody that's been to the show, they bring
the cast right down the aisle.
So they bring the cast. The cast, they're running
and the cast are behind them.
And they got people running alongside
them. And I'm sitting on the end
and you literally, if you touch out,
you can just touch them.
Man, that Joker head, the lion head
is this big.
And all of them
white.
I said,
oh my goodness.
I said, oh nah, I'm good.
I'm good.
They are huge. And growing up on
the farm and seeing bulls
and seeing hogs
like, no, my grandfather had
hogs, but Miss Albert Ron lived
to the left of us. Sam McPurtland
lived on the right of us. All of those,
they had Charlays and
Sandy Gertrude, which is a red
cow, white face, and some
Herdford's, but mainly Sandy Gertrude's
and a Charlay.
They big, yellow cow.
Bodacious
was a Chambretacious was a chambray
which was a charlotte and a brahman
mixed
right
man to see those things up close
obviously I'm a little kid
so they're even bigger
but even as I got to be you know
as a teenager and I'm 17, 18
19 and seeing them I'm like
God and you know like I said I follow Bull and I'm 17, 18, 19, and seeing them, I'm like, God! And you know, like I said,
I follow Bull right up, like,
I'm trying to figure out how they're scaling for eight seconds.
Yeah, I
have no idea. I have no
clue. I have no clue. Listen, your core,
your core got to be on point.
Everything else in your body has to be working in
unison. You got to know what the Bull
is going to do. I'm sure there's
studies, like, you know, studies. the bull is going to do. I'm sure there's study. Not Sammy.
Santa.
Santa Gertrude.
Oh, hey, that's crazy.
Now you got me excited.
I want to do it again.
I want to do it again.
You want to do it again?
Okay, then go right there.
Ooh, there it is.
Yeah, let me see.
Let's go, boy.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Oh, get him.
Get him.
Get him, bro.
Get him. Oh, he was coming. He was coming to get me. He was coming to get me He was coming to get me
That's good shit
That good shit
That good shit
First dude out of Liberty City
First dude out of Liberty City too
You gonna probably be the last dude out of Liberty City
To get on the board too
That's alright right. That's all right.
I like that. That was loud.
You did good, though, Ocho.
Not me.
Yeah.
Not me.
Me and my brother used to jump on the back of pigs' backs
and hell, when they threw you,
and you wasn't that high up, it hurt.
Hell, dog.
Man, that joke a book.
You're probably about 10 feet up in there.
Oh, no.
Hey.
Matter of fact, you know what? I'm going to talk to the
PBR, and it's going to be dope.
We're going to do a show. We're going to do
a nightcap show from a PBR
event from somewhere. I'm down.
Matter of fact, if you move into Vegas,
I'm going to ride the bull in Vegas
when they do the Vegas show.
Oh, that's the Nationals.
That's the, what you call them?
That's the Nationals.
Bingo.
PBR, I know y'all going to see this.
So the people, if you see this,
set me up on a bull.
We're going to do nightcap from Vegas,
whatever arena.
It's probably maybe a T-Mobile arena.
I'm getting back on the bull again
what we gonna do
we gonna have a thing
you gonna catch chickens
you gonna do what I did
as a kid
you gonna catch chickens
no man
that's boring
I need something challenging
I need a life
I need a life
and death experience
I'm gonna see
if you can go
if you can catch those chickens
for how many chickens
you can catch in 30 minutes
30 minutes
probably about 10,000.
10,000, somewhere around that.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm too quick.
Man, I get inside that hen house, you turn
the lights off, that light.
Matter of fact, I'm grabbing six. I'm grabbing
six in each hand. No, you don't need
three with each hand.
No, you said in 30 minutes.
I want to show you I can get 10,000 chickens in 30 minutes.
Even with the chicken leg, you ain't holding six in one hand.
The most you'd probably be able to get was four.
Now, man, listen.
You know I wear a triple X.
See how big my hands are?
I wore a 3X glove.
Look how big my hands are.
Look, look.
I wore double X.
I think my hands might be a little...
My hands are thick. I mean, I got big, but they're thick.
Yeah, my hands way bigger than
yours, bro.
Yeah, my hands like Kawhi Leonard.
Like that.
He would have been great at catching
chicken.
Oh, yeah, yeah. See? Ocho, check this out.
Jason Kelsey's wife, Kylie, confronts Rue Fan after fan harassed her and Jason for a picture as they tried to enjoy date night on Memorial Day weekend.
A clip shows a woman shouting at Kylie, I don't give a who you are.
You'll never be allowed in this town again.
Kylie can be heard saying, I can smell the alcohol in your breath.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Jason can't be seen taking a backseat
as Kylie shuts down the drunk fan.
We got that clip?
We don't have the clip.
Play that thing.
Let me hear it.
I can't hear her talking.
We don't have sound.
Oh, no sound.
There we go.
There we go.
Jason's wife's name is Kylie.
Kylie Kelsey.
Yeah, Kylie don't play that.
Kylie don't play that.
You know, Jason is in a position where he really can't say anything.
That's why he let wifey handle it.
Have that wifey.
Yeah, he let wifey handle it.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she don't play that.
But see, we've gotten to the point now where people act like a celebrity or sports figure or entertainer can't say no to taking a picture and signing an autograph.
We've convinced.
You asked for this.
This is what you get paid for.
Come on.
They're on a date night.
It says we're on a date night.
And then this is the way you behave.
Now, alcohol clearly was a factor because Kylie can say I can smell the alcohol in your breath.
But look, whomever the case may be, if they sign it.
Be gracious.
They thank you.
Really appreciate that.
But if they don't, because you don't know, you automatically assume that everybody is having a great day.
And that's the mistake I think a lot of people make,
is that everybody's day
is going pristine.
They might have had a disagreement
with the significant other.
Something might be going on
with their mom or dad
or a family member.
Right.
You just don't know.
But it's okay
if a celebrity says,
no, I don't want to take a picture
or I don't want to sign an autograph.
It's okay to be told no.
Yeah.
But we got to the point now I watch your movies or I this or that that you got that that that you feel cornered
that you have to say yeah and then if you don't you a jerk you're not gonna be allowed in the
city again like she actually owned the city right right i mean listen i think i understand as a fan i understand where
she's coming from because the chance of seeing mr kelsey again will slim the nun and this is
one opportunity that you do have due to alcohol being the factor is i think why she went off like
that so miss kylie had to address it and stand on business
about defending
not just her,
but her man as well
and them not wanting
to take a picture
while they're on a date night.
Totally understand it.
But,
I mean,
everybody's different.
Everybody's different.
Some people are approachable.
Some people want to be bothered.
Some don't,
especially when it comes
to celebrities
or public figures.
It's just
all on who it is. It is. I mean, that's why, like, when I went to celebrities or public figures. It's just all who it is.
It is.
I mean, Ocho, that's why, like, when I went to the Pro Bowl,
I really didn't get anything signed.
Because I hated, because, you know, everybody got their family.
And I never, you know, it's family.
Because a lot of times, you know, they come up,
I'm such and such daughter, or I'm such and such sister,
or I'm such and such brother, I'm such and such mom.
So you take a picture.
I'm assuming, especially
when it was at the Iolani,
that everybody that's there
is with somebody, because
for the most part, the NFL took over the
whole hotel. So
they're either NFL personnel
or their family and friends, loved ones
of the participants that's in the Pro Bowl.
Now, it was a lot different
when it was at the Hilton Hawaiian Village
because it was just open.
And so people could just walk up
and you didn't know who the hell they were.
And so you're a little bit more apprehensive.
But somebody was saying, like Jim Kelly was like,
hey, that's my brother, that's my son,
you know, so forth and so on.
And like, okay, cool.
But man, it's okay.
Let the kids get it.
I mean, bro, you coming up there with a helmet.
Like you're going to keep the helmet.
I already know you're about to put it on eBay.
eBay and sell it.
Yeah, most definitely.
Hey, speaking of Iholani, please tell me you remember the French toast from that hotel.
My first year, yeah, 93, that was the first year over that we went to the Iholani.
Man.
the first year over that we went to the Ilana. Man,
listen, I don't know if it was
the syrup or I don't know if it was the
batter in which they made the French
toast with, but
oh my God.
Oh my goodness. I miss those days.
That French toast, listen, till this
day, I have never forgot. There's another place
if anybody's in the chat that's
from Canada or specifically
Montreal. There's a restaurant where
i ate breakfast when i had the opportunity to play for the montreal alouettes that one year
a breakfast at this place all the time called la avenue
i ain't never had no french toast like that i don't know if it was the syrup again or if it
was the batter that they made the syrup with but But the Ihalani, La Avenue in Montreal, dog, the fucking French toast.
To this day, it's been almost a decade.
Still the best I've ever had.
Still.
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The best French toast I've ever had is at Boulevard at the Beverly Wilshire.
Yeah. Boulevard? Here in L.A. That's the best French toast I've ever had is at Boulevard at the Beverly Wilshire. Yeah.
Boulevard?
Here in L.A.
That's the best French toast I've had.
Okay.
It's where they filmed Richard Gere.
What's the other?
Pretty Woman.
That's where they filmed Pretty Woman at.
Pretty Woman.
The Beverly Wilshire.
The French toast there, that's the only thing I order.
Yeah. The French toast, two eggs over medium, and bacon. the french toast there that's the only thing I order yeah the french toast
two eggs over medium
and bacon
they also have a croissant
that's great
that's really really good
but
okay Ocho
yo
we back to your favorite
Spello Cinco y'all know what it is favorite. Spello Cinco.
Y'all know what it is.
It's Spello Cinco.
Go get the hat.
You need the hat.
Hey, chat.
I got you.
Let me get me hat.
Let me get me hat.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's up and stuck.
My daughter had my hat.
She had my hat.
Playing with my hat, man.
Hold on.
Let me.
Let's do what we do tonight, boy.
Let's do what we do tonight, boy.
Okay.
Let's go. the very first word
the very first word
is volatile
Ocho
doesn't have a volatile
personality volatile
volatile
oh shoot that's a good one right there boy
I know how to spell violent
I'm trying
to figure out volatile. Va, va, va. I know that motherfucker start with a V. I know that
much. Va. Va. Yo. Volatile. Tile, tile. I know I'm finna be wrong, but I'm finna be wrong
But I'm finna wing it
I'm finna wing it
V-O
L-I
T-I-L-E
Close
V-O L-I-T-I-L-E. Close.
V-O-L-A-T-I-L-E.
Volatile.
Okay?
This one, I know you're going to get this one.
Damn, man. Impulsive.
Impulsive.
Oh, impulsive.
Now, this is a good word
Because I was impulsive when I met Rio
Okay
I was very impulsive
So when I met
You know
She tried
She slid a DM
And she was very impulsive
Yeah yeah
Because she knew what you wanted
To reciprocate her impulsiveness
Then I became
Okay
Impulsive
I am
P-U-L S-I-V-E.
That is correct.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
The next word.
Can't you know me?
The next word.
You talk about, I was the original Achilles to be.
You talking about, one key palm, it was me.
The next word.
Scope, wait.
Is ingenuity.
It took great ingenuity to build the pyramids of Egypt.
Ingenuity.
What?
Ingenuity.
Okay.
All right.
Can I ask for a little help real quick?
Yes.
Does the word begin with an I or E?
The word is ingenuity.
So you can't tell me if it begins with an I or E?
Ingenuity.
Would you like it in a sentence?
Give me the word in a sentence, please.
The San Francisco, the the golden gate bridge took great
ingenuity to build ingenuity oh okay i think about the word engine right it starts with e
but knowing knowing the english language ingenuity ain't going to...
It got to be a I.
Oh, you know what?
Fuck it.
Ingenuity.
Ingen.
I-G.
I-N-G.
E-N.
U-I-T-Y Ingenuity, correct.
Oh, man.
That's what I do.
I'm telling you,
that's that Harvard education.
The next word.
Even though I went to Harvard
one semester,
I went to Ivy League school.
SAT, I had an 800. Stop playing with me. That's what I do. What you talking about, boy? Let's go.
What you talking about? I'm out of Liberty City. That's me. What you talking about?
This is a good one.
Procrastinate.
and I'm going to tell you why I know how to spell this because when I met Real, right
and I keep taking everything back to her because
every word you ask me
is reminiscent of when we met
because she tried to get in my panties
like the first week
and I was like, nah, so I had to
procrastinate and make her wait
because like, I know you fine
but, oh, you finna work for this
you finna work for this
so procrastinate.
Pro-P-R-O
Procrastinate.
C-R
C-R-A-S
T-I
N-A-T-E.
Correct.
Hey, hey.
Hey, where you at?
Boy,
what your boy on one tonight?
What would you talk about?
The last word.
Huh?
The last word.
Huh?
Come on now, talk to me now.
And whatever it is,
chat, this is for y'all.
Chat, I'm finna get it right
because I love y'all.
Huh?
Ivy League education, boy.
Ivy League education, from Liberty City
to Harvard.
Tax return.
Tax return?
Oh, that's easy. T-A-X-I-N
R-E-T-U-R-N.
Tax return.
Tax return.
Let's go.
I got it right
tax return
huh
oh
taciturn
wait
what
I thought you said
a tax return
what the hell
is a taciturn
why you
you trying to stump me
at this time I'm taciturn Why you trying to stump me?
At this time, I'm taciturn.
Yes.
Okay, use it in a sentence so I get a better understanding.
At this point in time, I'm taciturn.
At this point in time, I'm taciturn taciturn taciturn taciturn
can you give me a definition
it is a person that's is temporarily
disinterested or declining to talk.
That's a term.
Tassir.
Tassir.
All right.
I'm just wing it.
T-A-S-I-T-U-R-N. T-A-S-I-T-U-R-N.
T-U-S-I-T-U-R-N.
Tassit.
Tassiturn.
Tassiturn.
T-A-C-I-T-U-R-N.
Tassiturn.
So I spelled it right.
Yes, I did.
There's no S.
I said T-A-C-I.
There's no S in there. I didn't say S S I said T-A-C-I I didn't say S I said C
no
what asked the chat
I said C I said T-A-C-I
did he spell it correctly
T-U-R-N
no
what
no man somebody gotta get a playback man what nice
man
somebody gotta get a playback man
okay
hey check this out Ocho
the PBR
they gave us they said you know what
we want you guys to show this again
so they gave us access to the replay
oh
get up
get up what?
Oh, hey, look, he stepped on me.
Ooh! Ocho.
Get up, Ocho! Get up, get up, get up!
Ocho.
Ocho.
That wasn't 1.5 seconds, Ocho. I'm sorry.
Yes, it was. The clock said
1.5. The clock didn't say nothing.
I promise you the clock said
1.5. I looked up and I was happy about it.
Chat, do y'all believe Ocho stayed on that bull 1.5 seconds?
All they have to do is look at the live version of me riding
and the clock will say 1.5.
Ocho, as soon as that bull came out?
Nah, because I didn't fall right away.
I was still connected to him alright Ocho it's time for your
revenge now now it's time for
dunk on onk
here we go here we go here we go here we go
here we go alright
oh this is a the governor right here.
Chat, we got dunk on honk chat.
I went three for five.
I went four for five.
My bad.
We're going to win tonight.
What year did Roger Goodell become the NFL commissioner?
What year did Roger Goodell become the NFL commissioner?
Yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
It's either one or the other.
No, it can't be either. There's only one answer to it ain't no either
2004
that is
absolutely wrong because the year
the year
matter of fact you're wrong twice
so you're 0-2 the answer is
2006
I thought what you call them
retired when I retired you are wrong wrong twice. So you own two. The answer is 2006. I thought what you call them are
retired when I retired.
You are wrong.
Roger Goodell became
the NFL commissioner in 2006.
Okay, here we go.
0-1.
Coaching turnover is a
common theme in the modern NFL
as a young coordinator
makes a name for himself each year.
Despite this,
what NFL team has only had three head coaches since 1969?
What NFL team has only had-
Chuck Knoll,
Bill Cowher,
Mike Tomlin.
Damn. Alllin. Damn.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
My French fry knew that one.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Who is the only NFL player to receive the Come player of the year award more than once.
Wow.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who is the only NFL player to receive the NFL comeback of the year award more than once?
If I had to guess, and I'm taking a wild guess, Thomas Davis?
Oh, you know what? That is a wild guess. Thomas Davis? Oh, that's a...
Oh, you know what?
That is a great answer,
even though it's wrong.
But the fact that you said Thomas,
that's a good answer.
But the answer you were looking for
was Chad Henington.
Man, that's some bull jive.
That man came back
from three ACL surgeries.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
One and two.
No, one and three.
What NBA general manager ran the process?
What NBA general manager ran the process?
Oh, man.
Uh.
He's from the Sixers.
I can't, let me see.
Come on, 1 and 4.
Yeah, that database ain't working too good.
Nah, nah.
I mean, I can't think.
I know who it is.
Yeah, yeah.
If you knew who it was, you would tell me his name.
If you knew who it was, you would tell me his name.
And it looked like I'm going to win tonight.
Yeah, you might get me tonight, don't you?
Yeah, I'm going to win tonight.
I'm going to take this on my flight in the morning,
my little Spirit Airline flight to Cincinnati.
Proud.
I'm going to tweet about this all day tomorrow.
You're not Sam Preston.
He's in what you call him?
I don't know.
Sam Hickey. I don't know. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. You said, he's in what you call him. I don't know. Sam Hickey, I don't know.
Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no.
You said, I don't know. You said, I don't know.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Now, you ain't going to do that.
Don't do that, Ocho.
No, you can't do that. You can't do that.
You can't do that. Hey, chat, he cheating, chat.
Hold on. Don't be Ocho. Ocho.
You said, I don't know.
And I threw out a name.
No, you was looking down.
You was looking down at something.
You were looking down too long.
Ocho, don't do that.
Ocho, I just threw out a name.
Is it right?
No, you looked down.
Ocho, you saw me
looking at you, Ocho.
You cheated.
The check and the test of Hey, you cheating. Oh, my goodness, Ocho. You were looking down.
Really?
The check and the test of this.
You were looking down for a little bit,
and then all of a sudden you said, I don't know,
and you threw out Sam Henneke.
It's Sam Henke.
So that lets me know, Henke, whoever.
Two for four.
That's the money.
We're right here, Ocho.
I'm going to tie it up.
You ain't finna tweet out nothing tomorrow.
Anyway, here we go.
After that cheat.
Come on, Chad.
Who is the oldest player in the NBA to win an MVP?
Hold on, hold on.
Go ahead.
Say that again.
Who is the oldest player in the NBA to ever win an MVP?
Regular season or postseason?
to win an MVP?
Regular season or postseason?
Who is the oldest player
in the NBA to win an MVP?
Karl Malone.
Karl Malone!
Don't you do that!
Don't you do that!
Don't you do that!
Hey, he cheated.
You cheated.
You cheated on that.
www.up.com Nah. You cheated on that. www.unk.com
Nah.
You cheated on that fourth question.
See, I wanted clarification.
You cheated.
Because see, if you said postseason, I'd have went with Kareem.
But since you went regular season, I went with the mailman.
Nah.
You cheated on that Sixers question.
I'm a child.
Nah. Nah.
I was down.
He was punching.
I was dodging.
I was roping, doping.
He had me on the rope.
He had me.
One more blow.
The ref said, Mr. Sharp, you better fight back.
I'm going to call it.
I'm going to call it.
I'm going to call it. And then I to call it. I'm going to call it.
And then I threw this one hate maker.
Boom!
Down goes Johnson.
Down goes Johnson.
Down goes Johnson.
You cheated.
You cheated.
You cheated.
Oh, you cheated on that fourth question.
You said, oh, I'm going to just throw a name out there.
You was looking down.
You was looking down at something.
I just said I'm going to throw a name. It could have been wrong. Nah, nah, nah, oh, I'm going to just throw a name out there. You was looking down. You was looking down at something.
It could have been wrong.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You looked down for like five minutes.
What if I threw out a name and it had been wrong?
Then all of a sudden you had the name.
See, I had a feeling I was right because you paused.
It almost like your computer glitched when I get one right.
Hey, the chat know you cheated on now, man.
Ocho, I done won the majority of them.
I done been 5-0.
I done gone 5-0. You started asking me questions back to 1800s football.
You already give me no modern stuff.
All right.
It's time for q and a
hey somebody just hey somebody just said i was up like the warriors and calves
all right don't you take that take down max and oh they're saying the man's lost because
cowboy players were in attendance rooting for them. I didn't say,
I mean, you know what?
I
was watching the game, but
Ash was in here harassing me,
annoying me, so.
Hey, look, if
they don't win, all they have to
win is one game.
The Timberwolves have to win three games.
If they can't win one of the next three games,
they don't deserve it.
I don't give a damn who's in attendance.
Right.
Lanny Ray said,
no fair can beat the Minnesota State Fair food for the record.
Would y'all eat any of these?
Spam, curds.
I've eaten spam before. Fried spam.
Deep fried spaghetti and meatballs.
I haven't had spaghetti and meatballs
probably
since I was a kid.
Since Chef Boyardee.
I don't order pasta like that when I go
out. Dill pickle
lemonade cookie. Nah, I don't like
pickles.
Tater tot Hot dish
On a stick
I like tater tots
Especially when they're hot
I like tater tots too
When the fact come up
Yeah
Yeah tater tots
The real deal
They gotta be hot
Especially with eight
Right out of the grease
Listen
Back in the days
When you used to get tater tots
With your school lunch
On the tray
As kids
You know Your pizza day You get your pizza You get get tater tots with your school lunch on the tray as kids. You know, pizza day,
you get your pizza, you get your tater tots.
You get your little vegetables on the side
and you get your little ice pop.
Damn to my veggies. I ain't never eat no veggies.
I wanted that
square ass pizza slice.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
The square pizza. We got barbecue chicken.
The hamburger. What else we get? yeah oh yeah square pizza we got barbecue chicken the hamburger
what else we get
spaghetti and meatballs
you know
damn them veggies man I ain't eat no veggies
and that chocolate milk all I want
you know when they had that white milk I only got
one of those but that chocolate milk
you know chocolate milk was 5 cents Ocho
I'll get me a I'll get me 5 of them things I only got one of those. But that chocolate milk, you know, chocolate milk was five cents, Ocho.
I'll get me a quarter.
I'll get me five of them things.
I bet you remember Yoo-Hoo.
Yeah, the chocolate drink.
Yeah, yeah.
Chocolate Yoo-Hoo,
strawberry Yoo-Hoo. For sure I remember Yoo-Hoo
and that yellow bottle.
That yellow bottle.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
What about Tang?
You remember Tang?
Tang had a medicine-y taste to it to me.
Yeah, it did.
It did.
It did.
You know, but that orange soda, Fanta, or Knee High.
You know, Knee High.
Fanta.
But that Fanta Grape?
Yeah, Fanta Grape is nice, but I'm-
You like that?
What'd you say you
like check check
check grape soda
okay for a dollar
50 check strawberry
okay for a dollar
50 you got to check
your field day
field day and they
give you check soda
and the wise potato
chip you remember
why with the hour
on the bag the little
blue bag with the
hour yeah yeah throwback I'm the field day champ did y'all have field day potato chip. You remember why? With the owl on the bag, the little blue bag with the owl. Yeah, yeah.
Throwback. Man, I'm the field day
champ. Did y'all have field day?
Yeah, we had field
day back then, man. I bet I got so many
blue ribbons, softball throw,
the crocosec race.
Aw, man, please.
Yeah, the crocosec race
was the real deal. Man, Coach Follower said that boy
got jackass to him I don't copy
I would go
you know I
grew up on a farm you got crocoseck
we used to practice this all the time
oh man that was bad field day
man that was so much fun you know
you get all the little knickknacks you get the sodas
uh granted send me a
spaghet to school with a dollar fifty
I don't think they have
field day no more man
they don't really send the kids outside
no more
yeah that's
I look forward to going out for recess
man hell even when I was in high
school man I got hey I had
six period is what I put my
my recess
gym, the last period
of the day, man, I ain't
finna be fucking the whole damn school.
You know, we gonna play right up to the bell ring,
Ocho. Ain't no way you gonna take
time. Okay, I'm gonna go shower. If 10 minutes,
15 minutes left, I'm gonna go shower
and get dressed and get down.
You gonna play right up to the bell ring.
All you did was take your shirt off.
You walked to the class with your shirt trying to cool off
and put it on, and now you funky
from second all the way to sixth period.
Oh, no.
Sixth period.
I had my PE
sixth period.
That's it.
No, but over the days, you're right.
You're right, Ocho.
Kids don't do nothing no more. That's it. No, but over the days, you're right. You're right, Ocho.
Kids don't do nothing no more.
They don't go outside and play.
They don't drink out this big like we used to.
They own the game.
They own their tablets.
They own their phones.
During the summer, their mama don't say,
go outside and close the door and don't come back in.
They don't drink from the water fountain. They don't drink from the water and close the door and don't come back in. Yeah. You know, they don't drink from the water fountain.
Water fountain.
They don't drink from the water holes on the side of the house.
No.
Those are the days, yeah.
And you have to let that thing, because in the summertime, you let that thing, you better let it run.
That water burn your ass up.
Because you know they just be sitting there in that sun.
You got to let that thing run a little bit. Let some of that cool water come through there.
But yeah, Ojo, it's different.
Now, these kids now.
Oh, man.
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Old Breezer said,
Shannon Quest would be 20 times harder than Ocho, and he still will.
Ocho, you let us down, man, every time.
He had me on the ropes.
He had me.
I would do that thing like Ali.
See, you got
people fooled, man. You're not realizing
he looking down, cheating for the answer,
and then he came up with the...
Nah, man. I saw
it. I saw it. I'm looking at you.
You know what? I can't wait
till we go on tour
and we have fellow Cito
and ain't nobody got no...
Oh, listen.
Listen, if it's a crowd,
I'm not losing.
It's one thing I do.
When the lights is on,
I show up.
I'm not losing in front of no people now.
All right.
Not with this Harvard education.
My question is,
who would win a 40-yard dash,
Tyreek Hill or Usain Bolt right now?
Probably Tyreek.
Usain Bolt probably has not run
since he retired, since he last
ran the 2017
World Championship in which he won the bronze.
He probably has not run since
then. So I'll take Tyreek
because Tyreek is still running.
But if Usain
Bolt, let's just say Usain Bolt.
I don't know about that part.
Usain is running. He was done. I don't know about that part. Oh, Usain ain't running.
He was done.
He already said he was done.
He be done.
I think he still be doing little stuff here and there.
He going to pull something if he ain't been running because, you know, to try to get out now.
Listen, no.
He get out slow.
Nah.
His race is from about 50 meters on.
But it's already over.
Tyreek will be gone.
It's over.
40-yard dash.
Man, he coming to get that, man.
Not now.
If you ask me, in his prime, when he was training.
Oh, it ain't close.
It's not even close.
That's different.
Track speed, football speed, completely different.
Very, very, very.
Like, you got to see track, like, you got to see a professional track meet in person.
Up close.
Then you'll get an appreciation.
So how about this?
I got one for you.
Who did?
I got one for you.
Christian Coleman, Christian Coleman and Tyreek Ray.
Christian Coleman, blow the nose off Tyreek.
Man, please.
You see what I mean? Christian Coleman, blow the nose off Tyreek. Man, please. You see what I mean?
Christian Coleman,
blow the nose off Xavier Worthy.
Man, Christian Coleman,
you see how he get out of the blocks?
Man, he got the fastest start
I ever seen.
Fastest start I ever seen.
They already done got him time.
He ran 4-1-2.
So if he were to just say,
you know what?
I'm just training for the 40.
I'm just training for the 40 i'm just training for the 40
and you gave him six weeks he probably could run probably three sub four one three nine
yeah he'd probably be maybe three nine nine four oh four yeah for sure because i think
stanley for him i'm trying to find that footage. Can anybody find that footage where Stanley Floyd
outran a horse in the 40?
Stanley Floyd from Georgia.
He was...
I mean, his get out was crazy.
I think they said he ran like a 3-9.
Can we...
Can you find it, Ash?
But yeah, Christy Colton, yeah.
Man, please.
That's what I'm saying.
I ain't no football player
go out run no track guy not not just like no
no no no no sir they get out too quick uh
like sam like the track guys they thin frame like christian cole but Christian Coleman is Christian Coleman might be able to be by like
5'7".
Yeah, he's not tall.
They small.
But that get out.
Fred Curley,
Noah Lyles.
Noah Lyles only was like
160. He's like
155.
But them boys moving, boy.
I'm talking about moving.
We can stay on the floor
and not run the horse, Ocho.
Oh!
Oh!
Got him!
Stanley got him!
He shot up out of there
Stanley got him and he came out the gates
like a horse
hey what was that
that was on YouTube
they used to have like
I think that was on That's Incredible
that was on That's Incredible
Tiger Woods was on there
but Stanley Floyd from Georgia so that's why Tiger Woods was on there but Stanley Floyd from Georgia
so that's why I know him
he could run
he's like way before my time
but Georgia has some guys that can run now
Sam, they call him
Sam Grady
as a matter of fact Sam, if I'm not mistaken
Sam Grady ran first leg
on his high school track team
if I'm not mistaken I think he went to Northside Atlanta First leg on his high school track team. Hmm.
He went to North. If I'm not mistaken,
I think he went to North side,
Atlanta,
Sam grad,
Emmanuel Blakely,
Melvin Latney was three of the guys.
I don't remember the other guy,
man.
They had two guys in Georgia.
Ocho.
They ran,
uh,
first place ran 45,
35.
Second place ran 45,
37 in the 400 meters.
The boy booking it.
Man, if you ran
48 seconds in the 400,
you was Gucci.
You was moving.
I mean, the only guy I remember in high school running that
like that was Antonio McKay. He's from Georgia.
He went to Roosevelt.
He ran 46.
But guys run 46
like it ain't nothing now.
Yeah, especially now.
Yeah.
Man, you see that big kid from South
Carolina? That's 6'5", 240?
He's 6'5".
Ran 10-1-2 and ran 20-20.1
like 20.02?
I saw him.
That's a big old dude, man.
His name Nick. I made him go to the University of old dude, man. His name Nick.
I made him go to the University of South Carolina.
He made the national.
Yeah, I think his name is Nick something, if I'm not mistaken.
I saw it on Twitter.
Yeah.
Okay, T said, is PJ and Gafford one of the greatest trades of all time?
If Mavs win the final, yes.
You'd have to put it up there with Mark
Aguirre when he got traded to the
Pistons and they go on and they win back to back
championships
who I'm trying to think of a midseason
trade
I'm trying to think of
midseason that's
the only way I can think of off the top of my head don't you
I mean I would have to, like, really
really, really
think about it. But yeah.
Yeah.
Sheldon Pope,
Uncle Ocho, in your pro career,
who was your favorite head coach,
offensive coordinator, position coach
you played under?
Man.
Man, all my position coaches were great,
but I probably think the guy that had
the biggest influence on me
was probably Les Steckle.
He was my position coach
in 93 and 94,
and he and I developed a great relationship.
And as a matter of fact, just like clockwork,
I might not hear from this man the entire year.
But when it's my kid's birthday, I get a text.
Sweetheart.
Yeah.
He remembers my kid's name.
Happy birthday.
Kiara, happy birthday. Kay's name happy birthday Kiara happy birthday
Kaylee happy birthday
uh
offensive coordinator
Kube
because Kube
was my quarterback
my first
two years
in Denver
so
obviously he and I
had a great relationship
he was the guy
that would help me
hey
he's coming in
I'm coming in
he was the backup
he was the backup quarterback
I'm backup receiver
he would come over to hey he called me Greasy he said Greasy you know what you got hey, he's coming in. I'm coming in. He was the backup. He was the backup quarterback. I'm backup receiver.
Right.
He would come over and tell, hey, he called me greasy.
He said, greasy, you know what you got?
Because I'm going to be looking for you now.
He said, look, it's going to be this coverage.
Do this.
So he's telling me what I need to do.
So I've always had a great relationship with him.
And so he, Mike was great. But Dan, no, look, Mike was great but Dan
no look Mike was great
I learned so much from Mike
how to be a pro
what it takes to win
to really win
how to be unselfish
do things
for the betterment of the team
but I don't think any of that's possible without Dan Reeves.
Because not only did Dan draft me, he forgot to cut me.
And he believed in me.
He believed in me.
He told me he believed in me.
He told me that I was too big, too fast, too strong,
not to make a decent living in the NFL.
So for that, I'll be forever grateful.
But it was Mike that made me a champion
and told me what it took to be a champion. The work I had to work at, but the prep and the study
and the attention to detail and the situation in that, what he expect me, what he expected of me,
held me to almost the standard in which I held myself. But I was very, very fortunate to have a coordinator and position coach
and a head coach that all my coaches were great.
Wade Phillips came out the day and he was the D coordinator.
He was great.
But, man, I've been very, very fortunate.
I really didn't have a whole lot of coaches that I bumped head with
because, Ocho, I came to work and I was
a pro. The way
I approached the job as a professional because that
was the job that I had.
Who was your favorite coach
Ocho?
My favorite coach?
I've
had some good ones.
Obviously when I was drafted to the
Bengals
Dick LeBeau was the coach at the time
for anyone that's ever had the opportunity to meet Dick LeBeau
he's about one of the
nicest, coolest
gentlemen
I've ever met
and I thought it really couldn't
get any better than him
his presence. Obviously,
we weren't winning at that time, but just being able to be around Dick and hear some of the
stories that he told during those times, during those days, a legend, a legend in his own right.
Obviously, my position coaches, I've had some great position coaches, steve mushegan uh alex wood uh mike shepherd
and obviously the one who meant the most to me and and had the most impact impact on my career
on and off the field was hugh jack hugh jackson yeah hugh jackson man still to this day we we
keep in touch i see it from time to time with you out here i do yeah i do yeah yeah so um yeah marvin lewis
obviously we we know how much how much he means to me and uh and hugh jackson have been huge huge
huge inspirations not just as coaches but off the field and some of my decision making some of
my structure and discipline when it comes to the way i live the way i spend you know if you watch
hard knocks and and marvin kind of eluding to some of the things
that I should do with my money,
they've been fascinating.
And it's still to this day,
to be able to pick up the phone and call Hugh
or call Marvin out the blue like this
and they answer and pick up is awesome.
It's awesome.
The Real McCoy said,
Ocho, does the man carry the shopping bags out with this lady or to-go food bag if you're out to dinner and she doesn't finish her food?
Man, listen.
If I go shopping with Real and she purchases anything, I have the same rules for my kids.
If you buy it, you carry it.
I ain't going shopping. For my kids,
if I buy something for you,
you carry it.
If we go somewhere to eat,
that's your food. And you order something
and you take a doggy bag,
you carry your bag.
We're not handicapped. What is this?
This ain't the 1600s.
Talk about.
Yeah, I'll reach you on that one, Ocho.
I don't like to go shopping.
So here, I know you go.
Listen, I shop online anyway.
I don't need to.
Now, unless I'm going to Target,
unless I'm going to Target or Walmart,
there's really no need, or H&M,
oh, my bad, or Zara.
There's really no need to go, oh, my bad, Urban Outfitters. There's really no need, or H&M, oh, my bad, or Zara, there's really no need to go, or my bad, Urban Outfitters,
there's really no need to leave the house.
I ain't shopping. I can't.
Especially if you know your sizes.
I probably haven't been in a store
and tried on something in a decade.
You get everything
custom made, huh?
If it's something like Shelly just have it
sent to the house
I try it on
I like it
if not
she send it back
cause she's coming out here
yeah
every you know
14 days
17 days
she gonna come out
she'll send it back
if I like it
need alterations
I'll have
Ashok come over
he'll take it up
we good to go
but go in the store
and try it on
nah those days over for Shannon those days over shot comes over, he'll take it up. We good to go. But go in the store and try it on? Nah.
Those days over for Shannon.
Those days over for Shannon.
Ain't gonna be like this.
When it come,
I'm gonna hit Target now.
I go to Target to get, you know,
like,
shower gel, you know, toiletries and stuff
like that. Yeah, I'm still going.
I mean, I can't stay.
Man, look, I have a nurse come to the house.
If I have to do blood work, the nurse comes to the house.
The groomers come to the house to bathe the dogs.
The vets come to the house.
Any time the dog needs worm medications or vaccines or something like that, the vet comes.
When I was getting a massage, the lady comes,
I go out to the guest house, I get
a massage. Ocho, literally,
I was like,
I wasn't leaving to do anything. I'm like,
I would just go to
work and come home.
And I'm like,
that would have even
gotten, and I could do the same thing
over and over for years. I could eat the same thing over and over for years.
I could eat the same thing
over and over for years.
But that had gotten more...
We're the same.
I'm a creature of habit.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I got to get out of the house
and do something on my own.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'm a creature of habit
like that as well.
Obviously, I've done the same thing
consistently through the years.
My routine hasn't changed. Now, what I've had, what I've done the same thing consistently through the years. My routine hasn't changed.
Now, what I've learned now, obviously, due to my situation and circumstance, I can get complacent with that routine.
At times, I do have to switch things up.
And I think that's one of the things I also need to work on because I'm so content and I am a creature habit.
And I get in a certain pattern of doing the same thing over
and over and over and over again
so
that's pretty much it
I went a little too far and with personal shit
we're supposed to be talking about places
I do the same thing man I was like
and it's just like
you know the lady comes
Blanca and Vicky come they clean the house it's just like you know the lady comes blanca and i'm supposed to uh vicky come they clean the
house hey yeah it's look there's only way either either you do it either you hire somebody to do
it because you can't or you don't want to right so i want to do all that stuff so guess what
i pay somebody to do it it is really that simple
I don't want to go say no offense
oh we running a little late
I'm going to be mad
so guess what I have the phlebotomist to come
to the house
she going to be here a certain amount
of time her name is Sherelle
too hey she come
take the blood work send it off
I get the results back. Ain't nobody, ain't nobody upset.
I didn't sit in traffic or I'm sorry, Mr. Sharp.
We're running a few minutes late. Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Sharp.
Could you come back tomorrow? Hell no.
There's a reason why I scheduled it today.
I have standing appointments. Like when I was in Atlanta, Ocho,
I paid all my appointments at the beginning of the year.
I paid for my haircut in full.
I paid for my facial
in full. My massage therapist
in full.
Manipetti
in full.
Boy, you got that bag.
If I need
now, they're more
apt. If I need to come in
and move something around,
they're more apt to move that around for me.
Because you've already paid for it.
Tip included.
Everything is included.
I like that.
So,
Javert
Park.
Hey, Uncle Nocho, I'll be getting
mad at married this summer
and wanted to extend y'all an invite
to y'all. Is there an email I can send
it? Do you have any advice on becoming
a provider? Bro
that's all, that's my purpose
I wait, see
they say a man that finds purpose
finds peace
what's your purpose? My purpose
is I'm a provider for my family that's what gets me up out
of bed knowing that i got people counting on me to provide that's my purpose so i've always done it
i've always wanted to do it ever since i was a little boy oh joe i wasn't making a whole lot of
money maybe 25 a week. But guess what?
Ten of that was going to go to granny to do something.
And it gave me a sense
of pride. Here I am, a kid.
I'm 10, 11 years old,
8 years old, and I'm giving my grandmother
$10 a week to help with
something. Man, the sense
of pride that I felt
by doing that.
Man, please. And now
it's to know
my sister and my brother
count on me, to know my
kids know that if they need something, they can
count on me, to know my mom
be wasting my money on the slot machine
or the damn slot machine.
That makes me feel good
Ocho
it's like bro
that's your responsibility I told my son
you got a wife
you can't just think of you
you gotta think of her
now you got a son
now you gotta think of him, her
then you
that's how I think i don't think about me
i think about my kids my sister my mom i think about them first then if there's something left
over okay that's for me but i'm cool with that but it's nothing to it bro hey you're gonna be great
uh congratulations on the wedding um Where y'all going?
Destination wedding?
If he invited for the wedding
and he needs
a performance,
I'm available for that.
I have a production company.
We can sing. We can rap.
Whatever you need need let me know
nah, hell nah
but uh
that's the thing, I mean it's like
I don't know what your, what's your purpose
Ocho
yeah, my purpose
true, well obviously
as many jokes as I do make
obviously to provide that that's always that's
always been my purpose and always been my go-to especially as a father as well as well and
obviously you know at some time this time next year i'll be a husband and to continuously provide
and continuously being not just a better man, but being a better husband, being a better partner.
All that stuff is, I don't want to use the word trial and error, but it's a learning process.
It's a learning process as you go.
You learn as you go.
But what I do want to do is I don't want to be a statistic.
Right.
You don't want to be that.
I don't want to be a statistic. Right. You don't want to get, you don't want to be that. I don't want to be a statistic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't,
I don't want to.
So I was able to do it in one sport.
I was able to do it in football.
You know,
statistically there's a high percentage of us that,
that,
that go broke,
you know,
and I pride myself in being one of the few in that percentage that hasn't.
So I want to do and take that same energy when it goes into that union and not want to be a
statistic in that area as well right that's great just want to work at it bro you got to work at
a marriage just like you worked at your career you tried to get better each and every day you
try to get better each and every year and that's the same approach that you have to take in your
relationship but uh you'll be fine i mean you and
rail seem happy y'all a great couple together i love seeing you guys together when when i'm around
you guys seem like y'all have so much fun and that's uh that's great that's that's that's a
that's a great that's a great feeling bro long you keep paying any bills, you're going to be all right.
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