Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Tom Brady calls out NFL, Diggs' tough breakup with Bills
Episode Date: April 12, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Tom Brady airing out his criticisms of the NFL while also not ruling out a late-season comeback, Stefon Diggs keeping his drama-filled offseason go...ing by liking a tweet that bashed Buffalo Bills fans and much more! 2:45 - Tom Brady says offenses have too much of an advantage 14:15 - Stefon Diggs likes a negative post about Bills Mafia 20:00 - Unc wasn’t disappointed when the Ravens let him go. 23:30 - Unc reminisces about the 2000 Ravens defense - compares them to 85 Bears 29:45 - Complex magazine coach ranking reaction 45:30 - Michael Porter Jr talks the first time he watched Porn 51:00 - Ocho gives Unc advice on how to buy a woman a drink 01:01:30 - Spell-O-Cinco: Ocho attempts to spell adjudicate, memorandum, negligence… 01:13:00 - Dunk on Unc 01:20:00 - Much more Nightcap!      #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh Joe, Tom also had some more critiques of the nfl let's take a listen to what he had to say about this offense is the only way to win games now it used to be offense defense special teams
we've created a game now where only the offense can really make an impact because defense every
time you make a great defensive play there's a penalty and it advances the ball 15 yards and they blame the defensive player for hitting an offensive player
too hard so i don't like those things i'd like for it to to to to have a closer look at how we've
affected the game in a negative way and i think that should be that should be seriously thought
about for the future of the game he's right right. We talk about it all the time.
A la Kareem Jackson.
Yeah.
Playing the game of football
the way it's always been played.
Again, the way it's affecting the game
in a negative manner.
But is it in a negative manner
to the fans?
What do the owners want?
What does the NFL want?
They want more scoring.
Yeah.
Like in baseball, we want more home runs. So what do we do how can we handicap the game so we can get more home runs more viewership
same thing with nfl chicks same what do the chicks dig tom and what who's that glavine and maddox
they had that commercial chicks dig the long ball what What about the back? Remember, they went on strike.
Oh, yeah.
They went on strike.
They shut the whole season down.
World Series playoff, we shut it down.
Everything.
How do we get them back?
Ball going over the fence.
McGuire and Sosa.
Every time.
Okay, fans. What do fans like?
Now, the purists will say, just like the baseball purists will say,
we love a 2-1.
We love a 1-0 game.
But the fans that's playing all that money to bring their kid,
their family of four, that's costing them $3,000, $5,000, $6,000.
Nah, I want to see a 9-8 game.
Damn, that 1-0 game or that 2-1 game.
That's boring.
We'll see them home runs.
Fans,
what do I want to see, Ocho? I ain't trying to see no 7-3. I ain't trying to see
10-7. I want to see 35-31.
That's what I want to
see. And I want to see the quarterback
go for 400.
Only one way to do that.
Continue to put and implement rules
to handicapped defenders where they can't actually
play the game the way they've always played the game, the way they've been taught to play the game since they were little kids.
Yep.
It's unfortunate.
It's unfortunate.
So time is making sense.
Oh, Joe, I got a letter.
I was at this appearance.
Remember, I told you I was at this parents autograph signing and saw a couple of my old buddies that uh that i played
in the league with and this guy this colonel gave me this uh gave me this letter and i want to read
it he says uh thank you for so many uh years of providing entertainment to the world the uh the
countless hours on the field and behind the microphone will assist the morale of thousands
and thousands of people that worked for me we watch you on on espn
and also listen to the podcast and close the colonel uh he gave his rank please show this to
ocha you showed us the chad johnson and hopefully it will assist him in spelling colonel all the
best george george elston united states army he happens to be a colonel in the United States Army.
So he said, oh, hey.
I love you, Colonel.
Colonel, I know how to spell Colonel now.
You know how to spell it now.
But C-O-L-C-O-L-O-N-E-L.
Okay, that's what I'm talking about, Ocho.
Yeah.
You know, from time to time, Ocho, when you're traveling, people give you things.
And it's always nice.
They always mention, man, tell Ocho, man, we love him.
Tell Ocho, man, what you guys doing on Nightcap.
We watch Club Shea Shea.
Always, obviously, the Cat Williams is brought up.
But people really, really watch Nightcap and they appreciate what we do.
And he's like, man, I don't know who put that together.
I said, well, it's really not important who
put it together the fact of the matter is we are together whether you know whether it was a
pre-arranged oh joe whether it was a pre-arranged marriage it was a blind date we were at the
shopping mall it doesn't matter at the end of the day yeah it's a beautiful marriage yeah it listen
let me tell you our reach and it ain't just the people that are our age.
I went to visit my coach, Charles Collins, who's the head coach at Oak Christian School out in the Valley today.
Me and Coach C, he's responsible for my success as far as it comes to playing receiver and the tutelage that he gave me throughout the years.
Man, I'm at a high school all the way out in the Valley.
I meet the years. Man, I'm at a high school all the way out in the valley. I meet the kids.
First thing they say,
boy, y'all funny on nightcap.
Boy, tell Unk
I said what's happening.
Hey, you a freshman.
What you doing watching nightcap
that time of night?
But you would think
that they don't watch
something like that.
But the fact, Unk,
the airport,
on the flight, everywhere I go, it's's nightcap what you and uncle doing it's fun we so glad to see unc actually be
himself as opposed to what we see on tv we never knew he had that side to him yeah yeah that's what
that's what i love about the show that's what I love about what we're doing
because we're allowed to be
our true authentic selves.
And people always mention the chemistry.
You say, man, y'all play off each other so well.
How long y'all knew each other?
Y'all acting like y'all didn't know each other
about 30, 40 years.
I say, we've known each other.
You know, we cross paths every,
you know, every so often.
But it ain't like that's my brother I grew up with.
But we play, it feel like we've been
we play off each other so well and the chemistry is so good you'd think we'd have knew each other
close partners for god damn 37 years yeah yeah it is and it does it does feel good to to to know
people that appreciate uh the stuff that you do um and it it it gives you a new light Ocho so anytime you
receive some criticism you know
for every one criticism you get
you got a thousand people that love
you and that's so
refreshing to know
that there's far more people that love
what you do and how
you do it than don't because there's
always going to be criticism they're going to like
there's something that you said,
or maybe you messed up a name because, you know, a lot of times,
well, you said this name wrong or you said that.
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not perfect.
I mean, today is all yours, Mr. Perfect.
I'm sure you're perfect today.
Nothing went wrong in your life.
But hey, if that's the smallest thing, how I look, what I dress like, if that's the only thing that's the the smallest thing uh how i look what i dress like
if that's the only thing that you can find fault in me with yeah oh they're gonna find something
you know i not not too long ago um i saw complaints about what we're not talking about
so they didn't move the goalposts like goddamn now you're mad we're not talking about. So they done moved the goalposts. Like, God damn, now you're mad we're not talking about
certain things. And now that's
the issue.
They always find something. They talked about Jesus.
They talked about Jesus' sandals because
they was a little too small.
You didn't know that, huh?
Didn't he wash somebody's feet
with his hair?
How you know?
You know
Jesus turned water into wine.
I'm drinking wine right now.
That's a red solo cup.
That's all right.
What you got in there?
Like that La Portier?
Nah, nah, the La Portier, you know, La Portier.
La Portier have me all here,
but you know what's up? we have no monetization tonight.
I mean,
every two hours,
we'd have just been
doing a two-hour rehearsal
because I'd have shown up
there the whole one tonight.
Nah, I just,
and that's what's so refreshing,
you know what I'm saying,
because like I said,
a lot of times I meet people
and they know,
obviously they know who i am i mean
be it football or now they saw me on on the student or saw me on first take now but the man
they watch nightcap in the club shayshay and i'm looking at the people and i'm you know when they
say don't judge a book by its cover i'm like i'm talking about people like white people like 70
years old 75 years old talking about they watch
the club I'm like huh but you have to understand we do something there are a lot of podcasts yes
there are a lot of there are a lot of more to come outlets and platforms that talk sports
on the stories nobody can replicate or emulate the stories and experiences that we've been through
no then there's a certain line that we touch we don't really cross it there's a certain line that
we touch that other people can't they can't go there there are areas that we can go to other
people can't and it's fun it's exciting it's unpredictable you never know what we're going to talk about
because we don't even know half the time most most of the time uh uh ash like do you want to
know i said no just put it up on the screen with we'll talk about it we'll talk about we'll get
there we'll get there with uh uh uh when i see it when i see it pop up on the ipad but that's it i
mean no joe you know, look,
you can't please everybody.
Well, y'all didn't talk about this.
Guys, we're normally on here anywhere between two hours
and two hours and 15 minutes.
And we like to try to cover
as much ground as we possibly can.
But we can't talk about everything
that happened in the world.
We can't talk about every sporting event.
We can't talk about every football game,
every basketball game,
then touch on baseball.
Or what about golf?
Did you see the Tiger?
Come on now.
Right.
But for some, Ocho,
it's never going to be enough.
No, no.
But it's going to be enough
for the ones that follow us.
The ones that love watching.
They're going to appreciate it are we
trying to expand our audience yes that's why we try to touch on so many subjects we understand
that our our core we know what they like and we always try to make sure we incorporate some of
that into a day you know whether it's sunday monday wednesday thursday whatever the case may
be we always try to incorporate something. Matter of fact,
you know what we can add to?
Now, if we want to incorporate
everything, we could also hold chapel.
No, we ain't going to hold no chapel.
You don't want to hold no chapel?
That's why we got Spello Cinco.
We got Dunkle Up.
Those are two of our most popular
segments, Ocho.
Hey, that goddamn spelling
man that
if I hear one more person
come up to me and say man why
be doing it like that man
I can't spell them words
matter of fact somebody was talking about
when they hear you call a word the spell
they can't even put it right
unless spell check give it to them the right way
to look it up
i don't know i think chapel might be good because then we could we could bring in the christians we
could bring in the catholic catholic people because the hundred times before we get the chapel
i ain't even i ain't even cursed three or four of them in there no no no i ain't cursed today
i promise because i said in the chat before we even started the show i promise i'm not gonna
curse today i've been i've been praying on this before we even started the show, I promise I'm not going to curse today.
I've been praying on this. And my therapist told me what I need to do to stop cursing.
You know I'm in therapy for that.
Yeah, clearly they working.
Check this out, Ocho.
Stephon Diggs likes tweets
trashing Bill's mafia.
Bill's low-key got the worst
fan base. Y'all better ASF in the comments.
What do you think?
What do you think?
How do you think?
You like the way Stephon is handling this?
Should he just let it go?
Just move on?
You're in Houston now.
Have fun with it.
Have fun with it.
Because listen, I've seen people.
Diggs was not in control of him going to Houston.
He was not in control.
Bill's mafia wasn't in control of it either.
That was management's doing.
That was management's doing.
So he's not responsible for it.
Now, what I've seen, I've seen people from Bill's mafia trash dig.
I've seen people from Bill's mafia post pictures burning the 14 jersey.
You know, things that Ds gave you all he had he had some good years in buffalo there's no need players come
and go that's the nature of the business so when a player goes what do fans always do i forget him
glad to see him go it's always something negative it's never thank you for your services thank you
for all you've done for us on your time here never ever ever it's always all the negative well hell when any player leaves your
team there will always be some negative thing to say oh wait leave it lebron left cleveland lebron
left cleveland what they did total city or they don't burn the jury they're great the the arguably
the greatest to ever play this game one of burning jerseys all over the place so what you think gonna do the digs yeah oh but i like listen i like them poke poke the bear a little bit have
some fun and you know what i do with it i do hope i'm not sure if the schedule is already made for
this upcoming season but i hope there's a bills texans game at some point in the season i i hope
it is now that would be now that would be a sight to see
yeah hey y'all hit them like buttons we got well how many guys we got 17 000 man we need to have
about five ten thousand life don't hit that like but y'all know y'all like it y'all sit here
watching it you gotta be and if you're on the east coast it's almost it's coming up on 11 30
you sit here watching us uh and hit the like button it's okay
and subscribe make matter of fact matter of fact you know what this is what you got to do
we got 17 000 17 000 people do me do me a favor we're gonna give you one minute just one minute
one minute just do me a favor stop real quick like and subscribe real quick and we're gonna
come back in one minute i I ain't going nowhere.
Just one minute.
That's it.
You got to give them time.
Because if you keep talking,
you know what they're going to do?
They're going to keep listening.
So we're going to give you a minute of silence.
We're going to give you the opportunity to like and give you the opportunity to subscribe.
Now watch them numbers go up.
Matter of fact, I'm going to pray.
God, we come before you
and we thank you
for the followers.
We thank you for the opportunities
and the platform
in which Uncle Shea
and Ocho
have been able to display
their authenticity
and organic nature
in which many had no clue about.
God, I thank you and pray that
you keep all my followers,
our followers,
the drinkers of La Portia,
Shannon's staff and helpers and kids,
my family, my kids, all 85 of them,
our followers family,
keep everybody under your umbrella
of blessings
and allow their cup to runneth over
and all their dreams to come true.
Amen.
That's about a minute right there.
Yeah, you know,
I was an ordained minister back in 68.
Yeah, yeah, I can tell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I can tell.
I tell you no lie.
I can tell.
I can preach now, but I ain't going to go there because it's not sunday not sunday yeah it's not sunday you know sunday man you know i was
a young minister yeah ordained but i i i tend to i be i used to curse in church yeah that ain't
gonna work no the people like the day of day, they ain't work like that.
Yeah, I was.
But you know, when I give my message,
God said, come as you are
and speak it how you speak.
And that's what I did.
But the church ain't like that.
So they threw me out
and I just gave up.
Oh, man.
Yeah, you know what, Ocho?
Look, this is how it seems to be. A lot of times in a relationship, yeah you know what Ocho look
this is how it seems to be a lot of times
in a relationship
you might have
5, 10
15 great years
have 3 bad months
it ends and somehow
the 3 bad months replaces
the 15, the 10 10 the five everything that's
done me always i've been a relationship i can't let two months ruin 10 years i can't let three
four months ruin seven years i just can't yeah oh and you you you are a guy of I just can't. Yeah. Oh, you, you, you are a guy.
Of course you can't,
but ask a woman when things in,
ask her,
remember the good things and see if she can remember them,
but then ask her all the bad things that happened.
I bet you remember every last one.
She would give you a dissertation on everything you did wrong,
but you forgot about the other 10 that were great.
And I, and when it comes to relationships relationships if the good outweighs the bad then i think you should say
now the bad if the bad outweighs the good we already know what you got to do sometimes you
got to sometimes you got to be smart though yeah you got to be smart yeah i'm not gonna tell them
me i just i like there was no social media um i wasn't i
wasn't i wasn't i wasn't disappointed when the ravens released me i understood i understood when
they drafted todd i understood why you was at peace yeah but i understood i understood why
they brought me there i did the job they wanted me to do give Give the guys some leadership, some guidance, make plays,
show guys what it takes
to be a pro,
a professional.
That's your
occupation. A pro
is who you are and how you go about
your occupation.
So,
no. And plus,
now,
Baltimore solidified Shannon Sharp for the rest of his life if I didn't work those two
years I was there the amount of money that I made I was good
now kids go to school
college was all taken care of
everything that I need. I was good.
I was at peace.
Like I said, I met friends.
The relationship,
I wouldn't trade that to have
the relationship that I had with Ozzy,
the relationship that I had with Art Modell,
me, Woody, Ray,
the guys that I met. I wouldn't
trade that for anything.
I wouldn't trade that for anything.
Now, I was a little that for anything. I wouldn't trade that for anything.
Now, I was a little bit more hurt with the Broncos that I didn't resign in 2000 because I'm like,
okay, I broke my collarbone the fourth game of the season.
Now, mind you, I had gone down with seven straight Pro Bowls,
four first-team All-Pro in a seven-year span,
and I break my collarbone, and you don't think I can play anymore?
So you thought everything that I did was because of John.
Mm.
All right.
You know how they do you when you get hurt now.
Okay.
Now I'm going to miss.
I was all, I was all.
So now.
Yeah.
Because I didn't play from what's the beginning of October.
So now when the season's in Ocho, I'm back at it
because I wasn't able to do nothing.
So now I'm back at it.
Man, here I go, Ocho.
I'm living all this way.
Lord, have mercy.
Just to get back right. Go to OTAs. What I do, Ocho, I'm living all this way. I'm, Lord, have mercy. Just to get back right.
Go to OTAs.
What I do, Ocho?
Tweak my hamstring.
Ah, come on, man.
Come on.
Don't worry about it, Shannon.
Brian said, hey, don't worry about it.
Be ready to come training camp.
Hmm.
Well, I tweaked my ham because i was running because you know they used to have the uh the test conditioning test where you run the treadmill
they up and every like every every minute or so you go one point you're 0.5 or whatever it was
man i'm running the treadmill i'm thinking man i don't play football on a treadmill. I said,
Friday, man, I ain't doing this here. He's like, you know,
hey, I'm cool with it. Just go tell Brian.
Man, I got my ass off that treadmill and went straight
upstairs. I said, hey, Brian, I don't play football
on a treadmill. That condition test, that don't do nothing for me.
Right.
I took,
I ain't do nothing else. I came back
training camp.
Full metal jacket.
Batman costume.
Toe up.
Now. Yeah. Now you get an opportunity
to see the real Shea.
It was hell. That was the defense.
You know that 2000 Raven defense.
You didn't play against it, but you heard about it.
Ten points. Ten points a game. D-Starks against it, but you heard about it. Ten points.
Ten points a game.
D-Starks.
Wait, hold on.
D-Starks, McAllister.
Rod Wilson.
We had Ray and Sharper with the inside linebackers.
Rob Burnett, Goose, rest your soul, Sam Adams, and Peter Boulware.
Oh, Big Sam.
Big Sam, the fastest first step.
Alamo.
I remember I saw that defense the following year, man. It wasn't the same.
You know what, Ocho?
Only the 85
Bears got better
from a defensive standpoint.
If you go look at it, everybody's talking about the 85
Bears because they won the Super Bowl.
But if you go back and look at it, the
86 Bears defense was actually better statistically than the 85 Bears because they won the Super Bowl. But if you go back and look at it, the 86 Bears defense
was actually better statistically
than the 85 Bears.
But normally defenses,
like if you go back and look at the Legion of Boom,
13 wasn't the
same as 12.
And you go back and look at history,
with the exception of the Steelers,
now the Steelers, they were
different.
When you got Hall of Famers, they were different. Yeah.
When you got Hall of Famers,
like you got two Hall of Famers, an inside linebacker,
you got a Hall of Fame safety, you got a Hall of Fame corner,
you got a Hall of Fame D-end,
and you got five Hall of Famers on offense
with your quarterback, your running back,
both your wide receivers, your center,
your head coach is a Hall of Famer,
your owner is a hell of a player.
Yeah. So that was different but but man it was great i enjoyed my time but i just you know what and you know what
ocho having been in the position that i'm in if you notice i don't nearly tell people how they
should have a thing because at the end of the day we're all human and sometimes people get that people think you you're devoid of emotion because oh
you make millions of dollars bro you human you human millions of dollars if you lose a loved one
it hurts or it's yeah and so maybe the same stimuli that impact somebody else,
but there is something that will trigger you.
And so Stefan,
just be at peace.
You're in a situation.
You got a young quarterback.
You got an excellent team around you.
Just go in there and be Stefan Diggs.
Just ball out.
Don't even worry about it.
You had a great four years.
However long you was in Baltimore, you did some great things.
The team did some great things.
Now it's time for you to move on.
Now it's all about how can Stephon Diggs help the Houston Texans go further.
Yeah.
Hey, Steph, I know you're going to see this too.
Keep putting that shit on. Yeah, keep doing
that too. I know I was the inspiration.
I'm your fashion inspiration
because you got the drip from me.
So keep doing your thing.
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Complex Magazine ranks the best coaches in sports right now.
Complex Magazine ranks the best coaches in sports right now.
Number one is the head coach of the University of South Carolina Lady Gamecocks, Don Staley.
Andy Reid is number two.
Dan Hurley is number three.
Kirby Smart, four.
Gino Auriemma, five.
Spolster is six.
Kerr, seven.
McVay, Bill Self, Kyle Shanahan,
Jim Harbaugh, Becky Hamlin, Michael Malone,
Dave Roberts, and Mike Tomlin.
Are you surprised by anybody, let's just say,
in the top five?
Don Staley is one.
Andy Reid is two.
Dan Hurley is three.
Kirby Smart is four.
Gina Auriemma is five.
No, I think the top five is good.
I think the top five is actually good.
I think some people obviously would probably personally change the order in which it is,
but I like Don Staley being first
based on what he's been able to accomplish.
Obviously, Andy Reid, his resume speaks volumes
in what he's been able to do for the Chiefs
and that organization with Patrick Mahomes at the helm.
Mr. Hurley, obviously.
Back-to-back championship, first time since 2006, 2007.
Back-to-back championships as well.
But, I mean, I don't see anything wrong with it.
But, again, if you ask certain people,
I think they will change purposely based on their preference
the order in which Complex put it.
But I like it.
What do you think? I like it it. But I like it. What would you think?
I like it too.
I like it.
I love Don.
L.B. Don.
D-A-W-N-L.
L.B. Don.
Andy.
Yeah, I mean, it's hard to argue.
Gino, his resume speaks for itself.
11 championships.
What, 23 Final Four appearances.
Right.
Yeah, they got some great coaches on here
i have a question speaking of the coaches on here at number six at number six with eric
spokesman eric spokesman making it would this be during the lebron era no i think the fact
of the matter is that he's gone and gone to the finals without lebron right okay okay okay obviously steve kerr you know hey he's gone to he's gone to five finals
he's won four sean mcveigh has won the super bowl bill self two-time champ kyle shanahan hasn't won
any but he's been to two jim harbaugh's been to one champ been to one super bowl lost that to the
ravens but he did just win the ncaa championship in college football football. Becky Hammonds is a two-time WNBA champ back-to-back with the Las Vegas Aces.
Michael Malone is in position to potentially go back-to-back.
They won the NBA title last year.
Dave Roberts, the Dodgers manager.
We know with the Dodgers, they're going to contend every year.
They bolstered their lineup by signing Shohei.
So you pair him with
Freddie
Freeman, Mookie Betts.
Yeah, I like
it. I love it. I love it. I love the list.
I love LB.
Anybody you think should be on this
list that didn't get to them?
Huh?
What about Pop? They left Pop Huh? Oh, what about Pop?
They left Pop off.
Oh, Greg Popovich.
Okay.
Trying to think who else.
Well, no Belichick, huh?
Or he hasn't done enough lately?
Well, hell, I mean, a lot of people ain't done enough lately.
I mean, as a matter of fact,
Jim Harbaugh has been out of the
NFL for an extended period of time.
But he just won recently, recently.
Mike Tomlin.
He ain't won the Super Bowl since 2005?
2006?
Yeah.
Five. Five.
Five. They beat Detroit.
Nah, they beat Detroit. Nah,
they beat Arizona.
Huh?
Nah,
they beat,
hold on.
They beat Arizona.
No,
they beat Arizona.
No,
they beat Arizona.
You right.
You said it right.
Nah,
they beat Detroit.
They beat Detroit.
Cause the bus was on that team
with the last time when they beat
that's when they beat Arizona
yeah
but five is when they beat
Denver in the championship game
because I remember that because Colby scored
81 that night
05 season that might have been 06 though because I remember that because Kobe scored 81 that night.
Oh, five seasons.
That might've been oh six though.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So yeah,
it'd be, yeah,
it'd be,
yeah,
be Seattle in Detroit.
Uh,
yeah,
but I like this list.
I mean,
you look at duck, huh? Bill Cowell. Detroit. Yeah, but I like this list. I mean, you look at Bill Cowell, yeah.
Don Staley, three championships in the last, what, seven years.
I think that you won a first win in 17.
Andy Reid, three championships in the last five years.
Darren Hurley, back-to-back.
Kirby Smart, two championships in the last three years.
Geno hasn't quite won one in a while, but he has 11.
Eric Spoelstra, every year he has his team ready to play.
Steve Kerr won his last, I think it was 22.
He has four championships.
Sean McVay won the Super Bowl just three years ago.
Bill Self won the year before UConn repeated.
Kyle Shanahan just went to the Super Bowl this year, didn't win.
Coach Harbaugh won the national championship.
Becky Hammond, as I said, the big...
She's won what, twice?
Back-to-back for the Las Vegas Aces.
Michael Malone won it last year.
And so, yeah, I like the list.
I really do.
I like the list.
I thought it was really great.
Logan Paul had a big gift for i show speed for helping logan win his u.s title at wrestlemania 40 ocho watch this
see if you go do this for your boy okay i show speed because you helped me retain the united
states championship and you took that nasty rko from randy orton the prime team want to get you a little something what ready?
Yeah, son you got stop this boat
No way you gave me this no way this dude gave me a store shit We wrapped it in black because you know that solar eclipse cuz I'm black no cuz the solar eclipse have locked out the Sun
You can like drop to this
You ran over the bow.
Oh, Joe, what you going to do for your boy?
Hey.
Oh, Joe, what you going to do for your boy now?
Hey.
What, you want one of them?
No, hell no.
I don't know.
Man, it's too technologically advanced for your ugly drink.
Right, for you?
Yeah.
Yeah, you should.
I just mean, hey, put it in gear.
Push a button.
Put it in gear. That's button. Put it in gear.
That's all I got.
I can't be pushing no buttons.
That's why you need a caddy.
You need a caddy or a Lincoln.
Nah, I don't stand a Lincoln.
Nah, listen.
Let me tell you.
I'm going to get you a gift.
Now, you can't be picky.
Now, if I'm going to get you a gift, I'm going to get one that's adequate with your age.
Get you a Lincoln.
I'm going to get you some Stacey Adams.
Get me a heel now, bro.
Nah, I'm going to get you some Dickies creased up with the heavy crease in the front with that age. Get you a Lincoln. I'm going to get you some Stacey Adams. Hell no, bro. Nah, I'm going to get you
some Dickies creased up
with the heavy crease
in the front
with that starch.
Yeah, that's what you need
right now.
Hell no.
Yeah, stop.
Nah, next thing you know,
you're going to be...
That's a good gift.
Yeah, hell yeah.
That's a good gift.
Nah, you're going to be
wanting me to wear
them real socks
like they be wearing
to church with them
Stacey Adams. Yeah, that's what you got to socks like they be wearing to church with them Stacey Adams.
Yeah, that's what
you gotta wear with it.
And you got
a turkey shirt in.
Man, you a kill him, huh?
Yeah, he a...
Hey.
How about getting
out that caddy?
Man, Ocho.
Chat, do I look
like a caddy guy?
Do I look like
a stinking Lincoln?
All right, now,
a Lincoln...
Boy, you don't...
Hold, come on now.
You don't like the Lincoln?
A Lincoln Town car? They don't. Oh, come on now. You don't like the Lincoln? A Lincoln Town car?
They don't even make
Lincoln Town cars no more.
I'm going to get you one now.
This man going to talk
about a Lincoln.
I'm telling you, man.
You look like you could look.
If you put this on,
you get that Lincoln,
you look like an extra
from Harlem.
Now, you know,
I want you to get your boy.
Get your boy that old, that old specter that rolls Roy Spectrum
Yeah
That was your boy. Hey, well, what color what color you want?
Mmm, you know, I bow I would have a mat
Get that thing Matt Matt Matt
Yeah, like great Matt Graham Matt black Oh gun gun gunmetal gray gunmetal gray yeah like that listen
yeah i i you know what i'm gonna get you one too i'm gonna get you one i'm gonna ship it to you
no you soon as you send me my goddamn phone code send me my phone code i get you a rose royce
specter this guy you want him yeah yeah you see hey you send me that I get your Rolls Royce
matter of fact
how much that Rolls Royce
Spectre cost anyway
about five bands
about five hundred bands
five hundred thousand
okay
I tell you what
you send me my Funko
I put $250 down
and you take care
of the rest of the payments
because I know
you got good credit
yeah
eight hundred at least
you like it won't you I would I think I think I might because I know you got good credit. Yeah, 800 at least.
You like it, Mocho?
I think I might say this to Christie to see what I can auction it off for.
Don't do that.
I need that.
I need that because my kid, my kid,
my baby, my kids want to see that.
I have no memorabilia.
I ain't got no memorabilia.
I would like my phone call.
Mocho, he got a cheeseburger in his hand.
Can you see that cheeseburger?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I eat.
He got a little beanie on.
He got some shade.
Yeah.
That's me.
That's me all day, every day.
He got a sweatsuit on.
He got a sweatsuit on.
Got some white kicks.
Yeah.
Yeah, you see, I still got the same sweatsuit I had on the last show.
I'm going to have Ash send it out to you.
Appreciate that. Yeah, you're a good dude, show. I'm going to have to send it out to you. Appreciate that.
You're a good dude, man.
I'm going to have to send it.
As soon as you send it, I'm going to go ahead.
I got a dude that's got a Rolls Royce Spectre in Miami at an exotic car rental that I know.
It's blue, though.
But, you know, I can map that.
They can wrap that for you real quick.
I got you. You know what? Don't show you. Come get it. You in L.A. right now. They can rap that for you real quick. I got you.
You know what, Ojo?
You come get it.
You in L.A. right now.
Stop by the crib and pick him up.
No, I can't because I got to work in the morning.
I got my call time at 6 o'clock.
Tell me where you working at.
I'll drop it off.
Studio City.
That right around the corner.
Right, yep.
I'm right there.
Studio City.
Gate 2.
Gate 2. I'm in Studio 14.
What you working on?
Doing a little TV show.
You doing a little TV show?
Yeah, a little TV show. Me and Travis Kelsey doing a little show.
I like that. I like that. Yeah,. I'm talking about. Yeah, me and Travis Kelsey doing a little show. I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, look, look, look,
some.
Yeah, look, look, look,
some.
You ain't invite me to help.
You know, I could.
You ain't invite me to help.
No, no, no.
You busy.
You busy.
You got to do better for you.
Well, go ahead.
Get your boy on ESPN
during football season
I just need one day
how many days?
I just want one day
I just want to come on one day
do the morning segment with y'all
see how y'all feel it out
see how y'all like it
I think the dynamic with me, you and Stephen A
it would do wonders
you're already the best show there is
but with the
addition of me adding a little bit more flavor and i promise you know i know how to conduct myself
based on my surroundings i can adapt to the environment i'm not gonna curse on that you
know that sometimes i scare you because you don't know what you're gonna get because i'm
unpredictable i sure hope not what is one is one thing about when you're working for Disney, you know, I'm easy.
I know how to suppress myself and I can flip the switch and turn into a completely different person that you ain't never seen before.
You can do all that, huh?
Oh, yeah.
You know, I could do that real well now.
Real well.
We just talked about masking it and having to camouflage who you are
based on your environment.
I'm good at that now.
Yeah, you good at that now.
I ain't going to lie to you.
You good at that.
Listen, I done seen women fake relationships
and orgasm for years.
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
I'm just saying.
I'm just telling you.
I'm just telling you what I can do.
I'm a trust you, Ojo.
I'm a trust you.
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I like After Dark.
It's dark.
It's dark right now.
Something Michael Porter Jr. said this week went viral.
Let's take a listen to what he had to say that went viral.
Michael Porter. How old were you the first time that you saw porn man my mom caught me too but i really
didn't want i just looked up like i think i i probably was in like i don't know maybe when i
was like 11 or 12 maybe 13. so young and i just looked up like naked girls or something like that. Yeah, like you like Google boobs or something.
All I saw was a naked girl.
But then like, yeah, so I understand.
Wow.
Did Hurricane Paula catch you?
Watch a porn? Paula catch you watching porn no no no no no no
I never got caught
I never got caught
anything like that
or that magnitude
I would never do
inside the house
because I was nervous
I was scared
because the fact of
getting caught
and understanding the
circumstances and the
outcome
if I did get caught
by my grandma
or my mama. I'm talking about even though
I was living with my mama here in LA
over there in the Don's.
Off of Stocker. I'll never forget.
Don Tommaso Drive.
45-65 Don Tommaso Drive.
Part number one. Boy, she ain't play that.
Even when I'm at
SMC, I was still scared and nervous
to open that
kind of stuff around oh no
I would never
I would never thought of no stuff
man what
I wouldn't have had nowhere to stay
man oh Joe we
we couldn't really we didn't take our shirts off
man like I said
I'm grown up I still
in the back of my mind like
anybody any woman that i've ever dealt with to tell you i don't be walking i don't walk
around naked in front of right no hell no oh now hey boy listen now at this age
you got you got to understand see i mean you're a little different than i am based on
what i had to do obviously you know my history when I was in L.A. in 97, having a strip.
Yeah.
So I'm comfortable being in front of the masses, women that is.
No, you ain't comfortable.
You know, and not having clothes on.
So there's a certain level of comfort with me being in front of women and always being able to walk around free, how Adam and Eve was.
I've always, I'm comfortable like like that now. So it's different.
But if you if you if you write, if you chiseled up, you got to be you know, you got to use that as as a as a way to turn them on sometime.
You know, man, take your shirt off. I'm good. You know.
Yeah. I mean, not the fact that you asked me that question, I'm thinking about, can you know? Yeah, but I'm in, not the fact that you asked me that question.
I'm thinking about,
can you imagine,
can you imagine if my,
I'm thinking of my grandma or my mama caught me watching,
you know what?
Yeah,
I ain't playing,
man.
I couldn't,
I couldn't even imagine.
I couldn't,
I couldn't,
I couldn't,
I couldn't even imagine.
I mean,
we're honest.
I really couldn't imagine that my grandmother,
you know,
me and my brothers,
you know,
my grandpa has a magazine.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah, yeah. I know, I know what, yeah, yeah. You know what you mean?
I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
I want one of them.
You know what I mean?
To me, the Jet Cinephiles.
Man, I used to have the Jet Cinephiles in my college.
What did you know about Jet?
I had them all on my wall.
Just the cover?
No, just the Jet Beauty, the Beauty of the Week.
Oh, in the middle, the Beauty of the Week.
On my wall.
Yeah.
Had them on the wall. yeah yeah i remember that and speak you know you know it's funny and i could be honest you know i'm we family chat we family now when it comes to porn i'm not an avid porn watcher but i have
done my homework to find things that i could use and take from some of the things that they did
and add it to my menu. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Now what I've always done, I have no certain porn stars that I would watch and I would
take some of the things that they do, some of the techniques, whether it be horizontally,
whether it be vertically, some of the things that they say.
Yeah.
And I would, I would implement it, you know know with those i was dealing with you know during my
during my day now i'm not as young as i used to be so i ain't really doing all them tricks like i
used to i ain't doing all the tricks but what i do my comment my conversation some of the things i
say you know i stole everything you you know about wesley pipes in the chat i know the chat
nobody wants these pipes i don't mean to say this but i could be honest with y'all because we family all his quotes he was very funny in his
seat oh yeah all his crazy he's talking reckless he's talking we talk crazy he's talking reckless
hey listen i'm doing all that i'm i stole everything and you know people in the past i
can talk about the past they were like man this man, this mother is crazy. I can believe it.
Oh, man.
I'm stealing everything.
No, I'm stealing everything.
I'm shy.
And yeah, they thought they thought that they thought I was I was a pro.
And now, baby, I stole all this from YouTube.
They had no idea.
I just like, you know, I'm saying, yeah, yeah.
You shy?
Yeah. You can't be shy man i'm telling you man
you know you got i'm telling you need to just try it one time man just just flip the script and just
not oh sure but i got it i got an addictive personality so i kind of know i know i you
know i'm saying i know like i i i stay away from things that, you know.
Nah, man.
You got to tell you, man.
You got to just try it one time.
One day come in like a cowboy or something, man.
Just surprise her with something.
Well, who is this?
Just change it up.
You know, take it to the bar.
Take it to the bar.
Take it to the bar. Have her meet the bar. Take it to the bar.
Have a go.
Have a meet you at the bar.
Pretend you're somebody else.
We don't know each other.
Yeah, like we don't know each other.
Buy a... Send her a drink.
I don't know.
So how you send somebody a drink?
Because I ain't never
sent somebody a drink.
So how you send somebody a drink?
You're like, hey, bartender,
I'd like to buy her a drink.
How you send somebody a drink?
Because I ain't never
sent nobody a drink.
You ain't never
sent nobody no drink?
Yeah, see, I don't even drink. So the fact that I don't never sent nobody a drink. You ain't never sent nobody no drink? Yeah, see,
I don't even drink.
So the fact that I don't even drink,
it made it easy for me.
You know, you see somebody
across the room,
you tell the bartender
to come out,
you know,
or tell the waitress,
man, you see sis over there,
send her, send her,
send her a drink.
Yeah.
Whatever she want to drink on me.
So you're at a company
in the hood,
but they're like,
what you drink?
That's what you got to do.
You got to get a pen
and you got to get a pen and write on the napkin.
Okay.
Write on the napkin.
How you doing?
I'm so-and-so.
And then you give it to the waitress and send it on back to her.
Tell the waitress, give it a pen in the napkin.
And you let her respond to you.
You have a conversation through the napkin about three, four times.
Now, that's different.
Chat, y'all stay with me.
Now, you know,
chat probably ain't going to like this.
See, it's different.
It's authentic.
A little conversation
like four or five times.
Then,
you'll spell a little suspect though.
Nah, I'm going to spell it.
I'm going to spell it.
Not when it comes to writing.
Not when it comes to writing.
You know,
now you get to the fifth question
on the napkin
and the napkin's filled up.
You get up,
then you go
and you don't even have
to introduce yourself
because you already did it
through the conversation
through the napkin.
I'm telling you.
That's some different shit now.
They ain't doing that today.
They ain't doing that these days.
They ain't doing that.
I ain't talking.
I don't really be talking like that.
No?
Sometimes I go to the bar
and i know people think i'm like but i don't really be conversating not with women you got
a comment you got to be a little bit oh okay okay because i don't know who you are now my luck just
my luck he said something inappropriate so i just let it go i don't got time for that okay i'm with
you when you're right. I'm with you.
Right.
See you,
you and I are completely different.
Man,
you,
I mean,
I got my nails done yesterday.
And so,
you know,
I go to this place and,
you know,
have to get on the elevator,
go down to the parking garage,
man.
Yes,
sir.
I had to wait like four times.
Cause as soon as I opened the elevator,
get on,
here come a woman,
get on.
No woman come get in.
I get out.
Go get an elevator.
Here come another lady. Oh Lord, I'm going to be late I get out. Go get in the elevator. Can't come another late.
Oh, Lord, I'm going to be late for my part.
Every time.
Every time.
Like, well, damn.
They're like, you can come.
You can go up.
I'm like, no, ma'am, I'm fine.
But you OK?
And then they're in the lobby.
And I'm in the lobby.
They see me coming in.
Like, well, damn.
Same thing going down.
I'm like, well, damn.
I'll be pressing.
I see a woman coming.
Don't show it.
I'm on the elevator. Man. I'll be pressing the door. I see a woman coming on, I'm on the elevator.
Man, I'll be pressing
closed doors.
I'll be closing the door so quick.
Even Jordan,
if I'm out of town,
Jordan's like, okay,
I'm just going to go get a workout.
And he'll see a woman,
he's like, no, don't worry about it.
I'll go on upstairs with you.
I ain't get on the elevator
by myself with no woman.
I understand being careful,
being cautious, understanding, especially during these times that we're in, based on
what you've accomplished to this point.
But I mean,
you can't live in a shell like that, man.
It took me six years
to ride the elevator alone with Ash.
Why?
She a female. What the hell you mean? Why? She alone with Ash. Why? She a female.
What the hell you mean why?
She work with you.
She work for you.
I ain't no Ash like that.
God damn.
Uncle, are you strict?
No.
It took me, it took two years before I got on the elevator with Joy.
Damn.
No, I don't play that.
Oh, it took some time for me to build up a rapport with you even autumn right and wardrobe the makeup girl no it took years for me to get on the elevator
with anybody god damn no hell no no you might you might would just take the stairs hey i would no oh oh oh oh oh see and that's
that's the thing hey i understand oh that's that's like a little that's egregious though man
oh joe i'm telling you boy i'm telling you sometimes just the mention of impropriety
that's why i don't let people play with my name now you understand yeah damn no man i don't do that i don't do that that make
i ain't wrote i have not wrote the elevator with a single female that i did not know for
an extended period of time in 14 years
i have a question did this stem from something maybe not that anything happened to you
somebody lied on me
yes
yes
and I learned my lesson
oh okay
now it makes sense
okay okay
I was gonna say
this got to come
you can't just do this
just to be doing it
so okay now I understand
so I'm with you now
you ain't got to say no more
yeah
now I got you
now I got you
I got you
I got you
yeah whatever it is
it ain't that important it could wait yeah i'll do that when i get there
now that you gave me better context i had to ask you know we talked about this before i'm like well
who in the hell would want to live like that but certain situations from your past can trigger you
to never do it again yeah yeah, yeah. But then now,
she beat me to the elevator.
And... She be trying to close the elevator
and be like, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, buddy.
No, Ocho, it's just like, you know what I'm saying?
That's why I don't let people play with me.
Don't put no information out there that's not true.
Because that's my name.
I got kids.
I got grandkids.
I got brothers, sisters.
I got a mom.
Don't play with me like that.
Right.
I don't play how y'all play.
Anybody, ask anybody from college to the NFL to ask anybody.
They'll tell you not.
Yeah.
Oh, so they wanted to punk me one time.
My daughter, how old was Kayla at the time kayla probably was 12 kayla said nah don't do that my daddy hurt somebody
she told me she said nah that's not a good idea right don't play my daddy like that she tell her
friends look my daddy don't joke my daddy ain't put all that all that joking and playing around
all that kiki all that he he he hee-hee, all that hee-hee-ha.
He's not one of them dads, so I'm telling you.
Hey, well, we the complete opposite, man.
We the complete opposite.
Huh?
I'm all for the jokes.
Nah.
You prank me, I'm best believe I'm going to get you back.
Now, you know, like the like the guys you know we knew
like we knew how to prank like I would take
I took a guy's car drove it like
two miles left it running left the doors
open left the lights on
while we out there practice and by the time
we got done it's done running battery dead
oh we you know
we would nail guys you know
guys you know how guys like to wait the last
five minutes to try to run out of practice I don't nail the locker shut the shoes in there you know i said don't you we
do stuff like you know we do stuff like that you know the icing heart of your jock or we putting
powder in your helmet stuff like that yeah you know what i'm saying but yeah and even then i was
like man i remember we had a conversation we should like knock food out each other hand and i just remember all the guys we were sitting around me rod burns a dude
named uh uh ray jacobs we called him cockney and and ron uh uh alan or you call it roscoe
man we just like and i just remember like man let's go ahead and end this because i know because
you know somebody gonna get banned
because what dude was eating pizza
wasn't there and he forgot
Ocho I came and I
kicked that pizza it hit the top of the
ceiling the stain
stayed up there for like 15 years
until they redid the locker room
yeah
but I'm saying to Ocho but like
I said I don't like me i'm just like
man i just try to like i said i just and my sister hey chad do me a favor say a prayer for
my sister she's going to have both of her hips replaced tomorrow and uh i just got the phone
with her before i came down here and i you know i said how you good you in good spirits my brother's
down there with her so he's gonna hold it down until I can get down
there and she said I'm good
I say
I say you you in good spirits she said yeah
I don't ask you know your brother
here with me and blah blah blah
I said you know I love you right
and she
paused
because that might have been the first time that I said,
I love her first.
I love you.
Right.
She always said that first.
She always beat me to the punch.
And so I say,
I love you,
but she said,
I love you too.
She said,
uh,
my,
um,
my cousin is there.
And,
uh,
she said,
well,
I told her name is Simeon, simeon but we gave her the name mud when
she was about one year old because he was outside in the yard playing in the mud and so that kind
of name stuck she said i told mud to call you so i'm gonna be around close to my phone uh waiting
for waiting for mud to give me a call but uh so i appreciate that chat my sister's gonna have boy I told my mom I said mom
I said I love you and my dad
but y'all gave us the worst
joints you gave us
some great athletic ability but we
got the worst joints in the world
right I've had both my hips replaced
my sister's getting both her hips
replaced my brother have his hip
replaced about to get a knee replaced
and the doctor told him probably in the next
five years he's going to have to get his shoulder replaced.
So.
You know, I can attest
to where all that's from. You know that.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah. We got
there. And I thought
I was pretty flexible too, Ocho. I was like,
well, damn, how about...
Man.
I don't know what happened with me, man.
By the grace of God, I just...
Let me knock on wood.
I ain't no injuries, no nothing.
I'm still, you know, kicking.
Listen, if you ever need some hips, man, you can take mine.
I wish I could.
I wish I could. I wish I could.
I told him, I said, to have my original parts, man, I'll probably give up a couple of these
bitch.
To have my original parts on Joe, man, please.
But hey, but you know what?
This old body has been good.
It got the kids through school college sitting them up
their kids up their kids up so i ain't got no i ain't got no complaints good lord i ain't got
no complaints oh cho guess what it's time for our favorites our favorite segment this is the
this is i think this is the chat's favorite segment. And it's time for Spello Cinco.
Yeah.
Hey, chat.
There's one thing about it. I ain't going to let y'all down.
I ain't going to let y'all down tonight.
I promise you I ain't going to let you down tonight.
I done prayed with you.
I done prayed over y'all.
And one thing about when you pray, God always answers your prayer.
Okay.
Tonight is kind of like a
Criminal law theme
So a lot of the words that we're going to ask you
To spell tonight
Have something to do with
Kind of like law or you know things like that
The first word is
Adjudicate
Adjudicate
Adjudicate
Well Adjudicate well
adjudicate
A-J-U
D-I-C-A-T-E
adjudicate
I spelled that wrong
A-D
J-U-C-I
C-A-T.E.
How is that wrong?
A.D. J.U.D.I.C.
That's what I said, Unc.
Are you sure?
Did you?
I put yes.
I said did you adjudicate?
You didn't put the D in there first.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
This is how you cheated me last time, man.
Chat, what you think, chat? What you think I?
Know the chat heard me. I can't spell educate without putting the J. That's how I know I say you said
Come on
We go we go hold off on that. Okay. How about this? Nah, nah, give me my dog that one. That's one
No, did he spell it correctly?
They know I spelled it correctly. Everybody say you forgot the deep pause, but you forget
I'm just saying with a chance here. They just said you forgot the deep pause big pauser. I
Spelled it right at its adjudicate. You know what? Can we play that back?
But you know what?
I don't know. We ain't got no replays.
Come on, let's go. Next word. I'm making sure we're going to get in.
In my dad's house,
we're going to have a video.
We're going to have a board.
So the next word is memorandum.
Memorandum.
Memo.
Memorandum.
Memorandum. Memorandum
Memorandum
Wait a minute my mama
No my grandma
Memorandum
M-E-M-O-R
A-N-D-U-M
Memorandum
M-E-M
O-R-A N-D-U-M-O-R-A-N-D-U-M.
Correct.
Memorandum.
Hey, I know.
Hey, Chad, I told y'all.
I told you God is good, Chad.
And he always on time, honey.
You hear me?
One thing about him.
Due to the negligence of Carl, there was an accident the word is carl
winslow negligence negligence negligence all right i know it's neg negligence oh there's a good one n-e-g-l-n-e-g-l-i-g-i-n-c-e
god damn it n-e-g-l-i-g-e-n-c-e
and C-E.
I put an I instead of an E.
Damn.
I would close.
How about this one, Ocho?
That's a word I ain't never really had
to use before.
Precedent.
Which precedent?
Like precedent or like precedent? like setting a precedent a precedent
that's that's that's easy p p r e no i mean i'm sorry p r e yeah too late you misspelled it like
you do me no but i didn't even finish yeah but you but you said P-E. You know I didn't. Come on.
You have to let me finish the word first.
You can't.
You can't.
You don't let me.
Listen, they let the student finish the word before they say anything.
Okay, precedent.
P-E-R-C-E-D-E-N-T. P-R-E-C-E-D-E-N-T P-R-E-C-E-D-E-N-T
Precedent
Not P-E
God damn it
Okay, Ocho
I tried to get you
I tried to get you
I'm one for three, right?
One for four
I'm one for three
Okay, we'll get you that one
How about this one Ocho
yeah
Ocho refused to
come to court
so we had to
subpoena him
subpoena
sub
sub
I know a sub
I know that
stop moving the mouse
trying to find the word on google
I can see your right arm moving
put your hand up
my hand is up
we saw your arm moving
now you just making that stuff
I ain't lying we saw the chat
y'all see Ocho
y'all see Ocho
that's here y'all see Ocho? Y'all see Ocho?
Nice.
Here y'all go.
Yeah.
See how they do it.
They're trying to bring a black man.
Oh, he's trying to bring a black man down.
Let me switch hands.
Subpoena. Subpoena.
Nah, I...
It's...
Subpoena.
S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A.
Subpoena.
Correct.
You know, I know...
They had to subpoena.
I've been subpoenaed before.
We got a bonus or that's it?
That's it.
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Now it's time for...
Oh yeah, you losing tonight.
It's time for your favorite segment.
Yeah, you losing tonight.
Why you be trying to be...
Chat, here we go, chat.
Chat, here we go, chat. Chat, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
I like this one.
I like this one.
Chat, y'all ready?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Question number one.
Dunk on dunk.
Jaguars linebacker Josh Allen just signed a new five-year $150 million deal.
He has led the Jacksonville Jaguars in sacks the last three seasons.
But who is the Jags' all-time leader in sacks?
Ooh-wee!
I think he probably for me.
I'm going to go Tony Brackens.
I don't know.
Why are you crying?
I'm going to go Tony Brackens.
Don't do that.
Hey, hey, nah.
Hey, man, somebody briefed you on this, man.
Y'all better stop playing.
Hey, I'm going to keep telling y'all.
Y'all better stop.
How are you just going to say Tony Brackens?
That's what I do.
Well, how many?
Hold on.
You ain't finished the question, though.
You still have to answer how many sacks you have.
No, no, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Yeah, so you get to ask her.
No, you didn't ask that.
You said, who is the Jags all-time leader in sacks?
Tony Brackens from the University of Texas.
Right.
Well, to complete the actual question, you would have to know the number of sacks he has to be the leader.
You should have said, who is the all-time leader in sacks for the Jaguars and how many sacks did he have?
You can't add an addendum, which is an add-on. No.
So what you did is,
the question was,
who was the all-time leader in sacks?
So if you were very informative
about it being Tony Brackens,
you would also complete it
to give the chat better context
on how many sacks he has.
Is Ocho trying to cheat me out of my win?
He tried to cheat me out of my win.
You tried to cheat me out of my spelling.
Well, we're going to go on to number two. We're to cheat me out of my wind. I mean, you tried to cheat me out of my spelling. Well, we going to go
on to number two.
We going to go on
to number two.
You know,
I ain't really
give you that one,
but I'm going to give it
to you anyway.
Here we go.
The 1964 NFL draft
has 11 Hall of Famers.
Most of any draft.
Can you name at least three Hall of Famers from that 1964 NFL draft?
At least three. We got him, Chatty, on the ropes.
I see your right hand moving.
I see your right hand moving.
Dick Buckus.
Gale Sayers. earth what you doing with that right hand
ass okay okay
I'm just making a show now
oh my goodness mm-hmm
we got him on the ropes
I don't know
you said I don't know
Lem Barney
maybe
I don't know Lem Hold on. Liam Barney. Maybe.
I don't know.
Liam Barney, Lenny Moore.
Boy, that's three names.
You got to stop right there.
You got to stop.
It's 11 Hall of Famers. Actually, I said three names.
You named three people.
It's 11 Hall of Famers, so I can keep going, Ocho.
No, I said name three Hall of Famers.
You named three people. So that means that's it. You got to stop right there. No, I said name three Hall of Famers. You name three people.
So that means that's it.
You got to stop right there.
So you said, can I name at least three?
Out of 11.
So you just named three people.
I could keep going.
I might.
Well, you can't keep going because the question was to name at least three.
No, I don't want you to name 11.
I said name three.
Oh, my God.
Now you name three. And one of them was wrong.
Hold on.
Because Dick Buckus was drafted in 1965, not 64.
Gale Sayers is correct.
No.
If I'm not mistaken, Gale Sayers and Jim Brown, Gale Sayers and Buckus came out in the same
draft.
Man, Dick Buckus was drafted in 1965, Dick Buccas was drafted in 1965.
Gale Sayers was drafted in 1964.
If I'm not mistaken...
You want to argue with me?
Yes, they were both
in the same draft. Buccas and
Sayers was in the same draft.
No, Dick Buccas was drafted
in 65. I'm not
sure where Ash is getting that information
from. Dick Buckus
and Gale Sayers were in the same
draft in
65. I'm wrong
about 64, but they were... Gale
Sayers was drafted in 64.
Ocho. If I'm not mistaken,
Buckus was 2
and Sales was 4
Dick Buckus was drafted number 2
overall in 65
Sales was 4
thank you
no, but they were in the same draft in 65
they came in together
okay, you know what
but you got the answer wrong But you got the answer wrong still.
You got the answer wrong.
Yeah.
Wow. I've never got any of them.
Yep.
We got him on the rope,
chat. We got him on the rope.
You are wrong. Thank you.
Question number three.
But you are wrong.
Dick Buckus,
Chad,
Dick Buckus
and Gale Sayers
I said he was drafted in 65.
They were both drafted in 65.
Gale Sayers did not come out in 64.
Okay.
Can I tell you something?
We were talking about the 64 draft.
So you arguing the fact
and you still wrong.
No, but I'm just saying
they both came out in the same draft.
Okay, go ahead.
You got it.
I'm wrong.
I'm wrong. I'm one for one both came out in the same draft okay go ahead you got i'm wrong i'm wrong i'm one for one we got him chat number three only two tight ends all right
damn it i know you're gonna know this shit damn only two tight ends in nfl history
have scored a hundred or more career touchdowns who are they oh uh tony gonzalez and antonio gates all right man all right we just you know
what i gave you that one no no listen listen i know i gave you that one just so i can get this
reaction out of you i want you nice and confident for this next question so i can humble you
number four including the playoffs which quarterback holds the record for the most rushing yards in one game?
Colin Kaepernick.
Against the Green Bay Packers.
Woo!
Hey, come on.
Yo, man, look at you, man, with those chains.
The computer. The computer. the computer the computer now you might stump the computer once or twice
but the computer gonna go reset gonna get you are you cheating over there man
okay okay guess the player chat this is for y'all too. Guess. Don't cheat on your phones using Google.
I am tied with Jim Kelly for the most playoff wins without a Super Bowl win.
I started my career in the late 90s.
I played on three different teams.
In the late 90s?
I am tied with Jim Kelly for the most playoff wins without a Super Bowl win.
I started my career in the
late 90s. I played on
three different teams.
Yeah, you ain't gonna get this one.
In the chat, the chat ain't gonna get it either.
And don't look at the chat for the
answers too. Jim Kelly probably has
somewhere around,
I mean,
he probably
has around 12 wins
because he went to
four straight Super Bowls I think they won a couple
before then so he who
has 12
playoff wins
um
um
um Is he in the Hall of Fame?
I'm not giving you any more clues
because if I tell you anything about him being in the Hall of Fame it will make you giving you any more clues because if I tell you
anything about him
being in the Hall of Fame,
it will make you
answering the question
that much easier.
You can go ahead
and say you don't know.
Hold on a minute.
What happened to that
computer you were talking about?
You know,
it got a reboot.
Hey,
the computer got a glitch
or need to reset again?
Three teams.
Yeah.
Started his career in the late 90s.
Mm-hmm.
Man.
Let's see.
Don't start that now.
You done took your glasses off?
Damn, man.
I don't know.
I started this career in the late 90s.
You just said you don't know.
Hold on, hold on.
Give me one second.
Give me one minute.
Give me one minute.
You don't know.
You're doing a little too much over there.
Hold on, hold on.
Give me one minute.
Late 90s.
I'm trying to think quarterbacks that started in the late 90s.
Donald McNabb started in the late 90s.
I don't think he have double-digit wins. Jeff Garcia started in the late 90s. Donald McNabb started in the late 90s. I don't think he have double-digit wins.
Jeff Garcia started in the late 90s.
I don't think he have double-digit wins.
Late 90s, man.
Ow, ow. I'll say Jeff Garcia I don't know
ah
you know what's funny
you good
you good
you good I don't know
somebody over there cheating for you
don't you say I'm right
you better not say I'm right
I'm not gonna say you're right
Cause you wrong
You thought you had it
I fooled you
Who was it
Donovan McNabb
I do
I do
The only two I can think of
That started in the late 90s Was Donovan McNabb. I do. I do. The only two I can think of that started in the late 90s was Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia.
Yeah.
I'll be on it.
I'll be thinking about what this stuff has been rattling off all these years.
You be going back to the 60s and the 50s and pre-merger.
You got to think I'm going back to eras that I know and I'm familiar with.
So if I'm asking you,
I know what you mean.
You ain't played tonight.
That's my era.
I know I didn't play,
but I watched,
I watched.
Now,
I was in front of my TV.
So I,
I see,
I see you play in Savannah state when I was living in Miami.
All right.
That's it.
Yeah. That was the last one. You got that wrong.
That's alright. I won again.
All that confidence
for nothing. So we even.
Nah.
Yeah.
I'm feeling good tonight.
This is the last one, Ocho.
Time for Q
and A.
Chat. Chat chat don't be
scared to ask cause I'm gonna answer
Hambino Goodbody said
thank God y'all refuse to slander
our brother OJ Simpson we depend
on Uncle Ocho to hold the culture down
look
I mean
you can choose to believe
he did it
or he didn't do it.
But still, death is
not a time to celebrate.
And I get it, you know, you're supposed
to cry when someone is born
because they're born into this sinful
world and you're supposed to rejoice
but not in the way they're
rejoicing. Right.
But some people are though.
Some people don't care. You have to understand how
society is. Everybody's going to view it differently.
They're going to look at his past
some of the things that he's done in the past whether wrong
or right. They're going to hold that against him
no matter what. So they're going
to rejoice
on someone's death that is with it whether it's wrong or whether it's right everyone's belief and
opinions are going to be different different so it is it's something that you can argue
come sundown to sunset they're going it's it's people's preference but i'm just saying for me regardless
whether wrong or right regardless of what happened you don't celebrate nobody's death
because it's gonna come a calling for you as well someday uh joshua manson oh you just
alienated your white audience because you defend a murderer jury admitted he did it on video put this show on
bet dumb decision this show isn't going anywhere joshua you have a choice you can choose to watch
or you can choose not to watch there was no defending oj my only thing was i don't celebrate
someone die you can say he did it all you want to that's not my i don't get to form your opinion of your
belief but it what tell me how did i how did i defend oj what did i say that made you think i
was defending him or i was so you didn't say you didn't say anything you didn't say anything. Because I'm not celebrating?
Because I'm not saying,
oh yeah, Ocho, you know he did it.
You know he got away. So because
I didn't do that, I'm defending.
They're going to twist the words.
They're going to always move the goalposts.
They hear what they want to hear.
Hey,
if BET want to put us on, we're going BET.
But you don't get to determine where we go.
The show is called Nightcap, Unc and Ocho.
It don't say nothing about Joshua.
Unc, Ocho, and Joshua.
That don't say that.
So you don't get to say, determine where we go.
So, Joshua, if you don't like the topic tonight or what we said
about a man
because you know
OJ's
family is mourning
they lost a father they lost a grandfather
somebody possibly lost a brother
and
obviously we've already
empathized with the Brown Simpson family
and the Goldman family.
So you take it what you want, and you go scurry on along, okay?
I love you, Joshua.
Uh, I don't know how you say it.
Nerida?
Nerida Serrano.
Following up from last week,
finally received an email letting us know
our order was just shipped.
Just a thought, but a couple of those blue diamonds
for our patients would go a long way
or at least let us know about the brush.
Nah, bro.
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
That's a secret.
Man, you can't use the brush.
You tried to use the diamond and the brush? Well, what's the secret. Man, you can't use the brush. You tried to use the dialing and the brush?
Well, what's the brush?
You didn't tell me about that one.
Hey, chat.
Anybody in the chat know about the brush besides me?
I mean, when I hear the word brush,
the first thing I think about, toothbrush or hairbrush?
Now, any other brush outside of that, I've never heard of.
Maybe that's a new word.
Maybe you use an old slang.
I need you to update your technology base
or your word base
so I get a better understanding
of what brush means.
Does anybody know
what the brush is?
I'm trying to see.
Man.
Uh... Man. Uh.
The brush.
Man.
They don't know the brush here.
Y'all try to use.
We never heard of no brush.
Really?
You talk about words from back in the
20s you know i got it yeah you tell us what the brush is this okay this is nightcap go ahead
explain it to me so i can get one brush is uh okay man it's like a numbing cream. Okay, okay. So, it's like this here.
Right, right.
But you don't feel nothing.
Oh, so that could be dangerous.
He talking about the diamonds and the brush?
Oh, Lord, boy.
That's the one.
Listen, I could do wonders with that, boy.
Man, I didn't want to tell y'all about that brush.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, nah.
You done told me about that brush.
Now I'm finna go get that brush.
Yes!
Nah, don't do that.
Ocho, don't do that.
Don't do that.
No, I have to because you got to understand, due to my shortcomings in life, I really want
Somebody said that child of
brush he got a hundred he got like five hundreds next to it okay okay okay see i i need that no
that's for the rare rare occasion you know like when you were younger and everything
baby talking crazy oh you ain't gonna do right right right oh you ain't ready for this right you're
talking reckless right right that's when you you're like oh you really about that boy i'ma i'ma blow
your oh oh you ain't never had this before oh really right boy i'm. Oh, when I get through with you. Oh, you don't say.
Yeah. Yeah. See, I need I need that kind of confidence going in in that specific area because I've always fell short.
Three, two minutes. I know I'm out of here now. If I can get now, if I can get that that brush, if I can get that brush.
get that brush,
if I can get that brush,
man, I'm telling you,
listen,
I know my shortcomings in life. I wasn't really
blessed when it came to the area down there.
I can tell. We family, Chad. We family.
I'm not blessed.
Imagine I get that brush
and the kind of damage I could do
even though I'm only three years old.
Ocho, you
about to get mad. Why you want to beat
the wife down like that?
Yeah, just so she
got a better understanding, you know.
Boom, listen. Chat, stay with me,
chat. Do you know the type of damage
I could do with three inches at 90 miles an hour?
Huh?
Well, you know the type of damage
I could do? Ocho, Ocho, listen. Ocho, listen. You don't put that on somebody. huh well you know what well you know the type of damage i can do oh choo listen oh listen you
don't put that on somebody like that you don't put that kind of you don't put that on somebody
you love yeah oh what you know when she made me angry yeah when she made me angry
you put like some i don't have no outlet. I got to have an outlet
to kind of set the tone
and keep order in the house.
Ocho.
So when I need to keep order,
I use the brush.
So...
Now you've now found...
Now I have an outlet.
I got a way to...
When I'm mad
and I need to express myself
in a way I can't
when I can't do it verbally,
I can do it through the hips.
That's the thing.
With the brush. thing with the brush
see the brush now you have like okay you finished after a while or they normally tap out like i
can't take this no more and then i never i ain't never experienced that i want to experience that
they go to the bathroom now they're running they They all in your closet. They looking up under the bed.
Right.
Right.
Talking about who helped you.
Ain't nobody helping.
It's me and you one-on-one.
It ain't no two-man.
It ain't no two-on-one.
It's me and you, baby.
Dr. Brian.
I ain't say nothing.
I need that.
No, Ocho.
Ocho.
I need that.
You can't put that on the wife.
Man, you watch your mouth, man.
Shit me, boy.
My boy.
Shit.
Listen.
Anything that can get me past that three-minute mark, I'm ready.
Ocho.
Anything.
You can't put that on the wife.
Nah, boy.
Nah, boy.
Listen, you know what I'm going to do?
You know what I'm going to do to her?
I'm going to knock the coins out of her like a son of a hedgehog.
Ocho.
Knock the coins right up your ass. This is like, you in a situation now, Ocho.
You got a woman.
You love,
you love Rel.
Y'all look great together.
Right.
That's when you young
and you meet her
and she talking reckless.
Oh, you think
you got all them muscles?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's for one of them.
That ain't for something
you put on somebody
that you love.
Nah, nah, because she be talking reckless to me. That's what... somebody that you love. Nah, nah.
Cause she be talking reckless to me.
She be talking reckless.
Like, let me tell you, let me tell you.
I can tell you, chat, I'm comfortable.
You know, I'm comfortable with mine.
Cause there's me.
She be talking reckless to me.
Talk about some go deeper.
And I'm all the way in.
Like that's disrespectful to me.
How you telling me to go deeper?
You know, I done ran out of me.
How you think that make me feel like i'm gonna i already i take with me now i'm gonna tell you because we family child i don't care i don't feel embarrassed god ain't bless me it's
okay i got a big personality yeah yeah like you telling me go deep and i ain't got nothing left
like how you think that make me feel on the inside? I already got a hip in you.
Now, think about that.
Now, if I get that brush.
Ocho.
Now, I hope you can't find it.
Now, stay with me.
I hope they don't sell it no more.
The chat don't give it to me.
I hope they don't sell it no more.
Think about it.
Three inches at 90 miles an hour.
That does damage.
Ocho.
Come on now, stay with me.
I hope they discontinue the brush.
I hope they can't find it.
I hope they can't find it.
You should want this for me.
No, I don't want you to do that.
You know what?
You should want this for me.
If you weren't about to get married,
if it was somebody say,
oh, hey man, check this out.
This such and such,
you talking regular to your boy.
What can I do?
I say, hey, Ocho,
get on the diamond,
take that diamond,
and then put that brush on there.
Yeah.
But I hope they're out of it. I hope they can't find it.
Because I ain't going to tell you where it's at.
I ain't going to tell you where to get it from.
Trust me, I'm going to find it. The chat going to tell me anyway.
Chat, don't y'all tell him nothing.
If you know where I can get that brush,
tweet it to me or send it to my DM
on Instagram or Twitter. Don't do that.
Don't do that, chat. Real good people. Y'all, you ain't fit to do that. You ain't fit to send it to my DM on Instagram or Twitter. Don't do that. Don't do that, Chad. You're a real good people.
Y'all, you ain't finna do that. You ain't finna do that
to my niece. I just told you
what she be telling me. I don't care.
And like, how you, like,
that make me feel less than a man
because I wasn't blessed. That's okay.
And she be making jokes, talking to me
like that. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Talk about go, I'm like, what you mean go
deeper? Like, I'm not all the way, like, come on, that. Talk about go. I'm like, what you mean go deeper?
Like, like I'm not all the way.
Like, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, chat.
Y'all keep that out between us.
Y'all keep that.
Keep the brush between us.
Man, I can't believe y'all.
Send me a DM.
Tell me where to get this brush.
So I could add like I could feel like a man for a change.
So I can feel like I'm putting some work for a change.
Man will say, hey, Uncle Nocho,
place the pre-order in February for some Laporte.
Received a message today that my order has been shipped.
Man Will, thank you for your patience.
Sorry that it took so long,
but bro, the overwhelming support
and the positive feedback that we've gotten,
we could have never anticipated this.
So thank you for your patience, and we appreciate it.
Enjoy.
Drain Master says,
I come to y'all as humble as I possibly with a question.
Why do you have to see commercials during live broadcast?
This makes us miss what's being said.
Can you guys consider do on replays, love, and respect?
That's an ash question, not an unkinocho question.
So another donated $85.81.
It's saying, hey, guys, can you guys give a birthday shout out
to my friend Edwin?
Edwin.
It's rental, donated, and wanted to say happy birthday.
Say the,
uh,
you as friend and,
it's your day.
Hopefully it's very,
very special.
Hopefully you enjoyed your day and many,
many more to come.
So happy birthday from nightcap crew.
Uncle Ocho.
Happy birthday,
Edwin.
Happy birthday, Edwin. Happy birthday,
Ed. Turn up the date, boy.
Lady Ray said, we're talking about safe words
in the chat. I said there have
to be at least two syllables.
What are your safe words?
Or if you don't have one, what would it be?
My safe word?
Like, you know,
you know, you know, you know know you you know i'm saying all
that now you now you in my lane
you see you see you see how you see how you get excited see how passionate you are
because you have experiences where women have had to use that safe word i don't know what that's
like i don't know what that's like. I don't know what that's like.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
See, I ain't put,
like I said,
I ain't use the brush.
I wouldn't,
I wouldn't even,
I wouldn't even think about
putting that brush on somebody.
I don't,
I can't,
there is not a woman
that can make me dislike her enough
because I know
what that's capable of doing.
Damn.
I know it's funny it's so funny
like I've been
living with this
for 40
46
47 years
right
and not having
anything to help
I've tried
you know
pills at a gas station
you know the rhino pill
and I tried
Xtends
and everything
has always been
under three minutes
and on top of that
so it's like
they real be calling me three and three sometimehea be calling me three and three sometime.
She be calling me three and three
trying to make fun of me.
Oh, you told her that,
I said how you're 33.
Yeah, no, she called me three and three,
you know, three inches and three minutes.
So she be calling me 33 sometime,
like, well, damn,
like that's disrespectful to me.
You know, I even looked into getting,
you know, surgery
and see if I could kind of enhance
and keep the spice in the relationship going on because I can only be funny so often.
That's why. Yeah. You know, I can only be funny so often.
I mean, three inches of the meat, three inches of the tongue, that's six inches. You're good.
No, not really. I don't work. That's why. See, that's why I hurried up and had a baby real fast.
So the chance of you leaving me, they decreased significantly because now you're stuck.
See, you see what I mean?
You see how I played that?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, hurry up, get the baby out you.
Now you can't leave me.
Because if you do, now you're going to be a single.
You don't want to be a single mama, do you?
Huh?
See?
So I played that one real well.
But I mean, it's always been one of the things in my life where I've always felt short
and I'm not ashamed to say that
because we family chat
we family
and I'm letting you in
on my personal life
and that's what
that's what nightcap is all about
so what would be your safe word
my safe word would probably be giraffe
yeah giraffe
red rock
red rock red rock
I didn't want to hear it say
red rock
I like that
I like that red rock
they can't call you good boy
big daddy I hear that all the time
old big daddy
I gotta go along there harder.
Oh, man.
I'm going to have to pick the flex car.
I'm going to have to take the old flex car.
I thought I was done with that stuff.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought I was done with that.
You know, John Wick.
John Wick had got out the game.
You know, he had his stuff buried in the floor.
And when they killed his dog, he went out there and went to the basement and brought his...
Yeah.
I got the stuff.
I put that stuff away.
I put it away.
Thought I was done with it.
Thought I was done with it.
Damn.
You know, they be bringing it up.
Ocho, you need to stop flying spirit and come fly with me
on American Airlines.
I bet,
boy,
our Boeing 737s
are safe.
Oh,
hell no.
We can stop right there.
He said,
Boeing 737.
I done seen
too many issues
with 737s
regardless of what the fleet,
regardless of
who it is,
whether it was American,
whether it was Delta,
whether it was United.
The Boeings are having problems.
The 737s are having problems.
I love you.
I appreciate you.
I'm going to stay on Spirit.
That has given me no issues
and no problems.
The fact that I am now
an ambassador for Spirit
and a consultant with Spirit,
I appreciate the offer,
but I'm going to stay where I'm at.
It's all love.
They're safe, and plus your boy's a pretty good pilot.
So he's a pilot for America, obviously,
and he says, hey, you'll be in great hands with him.
Hey, Shannon and Ocho enjoyed the show.
Question for you both.
What changes are you willing to make or compromise
to get prepared for marriage at this point in your life oh well the funny thing about it is you don't compromise and sacrifice before the marriage yeah
the sacrifice and the compromise are already made before you get married yes so once you transition
and you've made that decision so what compromise are you making to get prepared for marriage
oh i'm not sure if i'm allowed to share those compromise and those sacrifices here on this And you've made that decision. So what compromise are you making to get prepared for marriage?
Oh, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to share those compromises and those sacrifices here on this type of platform.
Now, I've already shared enough.
I already let you inside my private life.
I already let you in my bedroom.
Now, y'all just get a little too little too nosy.
Now, I'm just playing.
I mean, I mean, there are lots of them.
Yeah.
There's certain things.
Listen.
All right. Let me stop playing.
All jokes aside. There are certain things that you just can't do anymore.
There's a name attached to mine.
There's a name also attached to her.
I have to be a representative of not just myself, but I also have to be a representative of that individual as well.
The choices, the decisions I make, they don't just affect me. They affect that individual as well. The choices, the decisions I make,
they don't just affect me.
They affect that individual as well.
I have to move differently.
You do.
I have to be a little more cautious.
You know?
I can't be as reckless
as I used to,
obviously,
when I was playing.
And it was reckless
in a manner of not
one that I can get in trouble.
It was just my decision making.
I got to be a little bit
more strategic, a little bit more methodical in some of the things that I do. And it just, it just,
it comes with the territory. And that's something, especially at this age now, I'm not, I'm not
getting no younger and get no younger. So it is that time for me. Um, patience would be my number one. Yeah. I'm not a great communicator.
I'm really not.
I need to get better at that.
I'm definitely going to have to prepare myself to get better for that because
instead of me assuming someone knows when I'm not in the mood to talk,
I need to tell them I need a,
I need a couple of hours.
Damn.
I need a couple of hours and, hours? I need a couple hours. I need a couple hours.
Yeah.
And in the process of taking a couple of hours,
I'm going to come back to you.
I just need some time to myself.
Now, when you come back,
are you going to finish the conversation
on what the issue was?
No, sometimes it's not even a conversation.
Sometimes I just need time to myself.
I don't even want to hear what you got to say
unless it's like, hey, Shannon,
I really got to tell you this.
But other than that,
give me a couple hours to myself.
But I'm here.
Also understanding that now
it's really all ours now.
So what's mine is so,
you know,
like for the most part,
my brother and sister call
is never know.
My mom calls is never know.
Kids are like,
hold on,
what the hell do you need
this kind of money for?
And did you try to resolve the
issue before you brought your ass to me
because remember I'm last
resort not first option right not
the first option yes sir and so and so
now I would have to be like because
I got somebody else I brought somebody
else into the poll and we
decided that we're going to be a union
and so now hey I hey, hey, look, because I don't ever want you to think that I'm still, you know, even though I'm making the money, you're probably going to sit down and take over the house.
But that's your choice if you want to continue to work.
I don't want to be a situation where I'm telling you I'm not doing something but i'm secretly doing it anyway hey my sister called she need x well dang your sister
just man i've just got a life because that that was a big that was always a problem in my
relationships right well your sister i don't care if my sister called yesterday if she called monday
tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday
sunday monday tuesday that's my sister if my brother called that's my brother if my mom called
that's my mom if my homeboys right now i have to understand because like I said, when I,
when I get with somebody, if your mom or your family needs something,
I got them too.
And so I don't,
I don't want them to just like,
Oh,
just because she would have,
and he got it just to work,
just to wear out the welcome.
So that's,
that's going to,
that's going to be the biggest issue because I'm just used to
my money. I'm used to doing
what the hell I want unabated.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Hey,
my brother called me and said, hey, bro, I need
a quarter of a million.
He ain't even got to tell me what it's for.
Right. He's going to have it
tomorrow by noon.
My sister said, hey, she ain't going to never say she need that much, but hey, he gonna have it tomorrow by noon my sister say
hey my sister say hey
she ain't gonna never say she need that much
but hey if she'll have it
by noon
my homeboys call they gonna have it by noon
so I'll have to
be more like okay
you right Faye you right I just did
said X amount of dollars
you right
that's gonna be my biggest that's going to be my,
that's going to be my biggest thing.
Cause for so long,
Ocho,
I've done what the hell I wanted with my money.
Right.
And so that's going to be the thing that's going to be probably the biggest
contention.
Cause I got a big heart when it comes to my family.
Right.
Cause I'm like
that's my thing i don't i don't take vacations so the money that i would have spent on vacations or
getting a car or getting all this stuff i got it it goes to those and yeah so yeah and so i i think
that having someone to understand but i think i need i like three, I need about three hours, man.
And then I'm going to come back to you.
Okay.
Can it wait?
Can,
can,
can it wait?
I mean,
if it needs to,
if it,
and you know,
I'm not used to like,
can we,
damn,
I said,
can it wait?
If it can't wait,
let's go in handling.
Right.
So that's going to be the biggest thing for me,
Ocho,
because I've been kind of like,
like doing things kind of my own way when it comes to like finances.
And when it,
when it comes to like,
you don't give me time,
I'll take it.
So that's going to be the thing.
So that's something that I'm going to need to work on and,
and,
and get better at,
because I'm,
like I said, when it comes to my
family, because when it
was nobody
but Sheriff, Sterling
and Shannon, when that was all I had.
Right.
And
I don't even have to question my brother because
I know what he had and I didn't.
I got it.
Hey, bro.
Hey, man.
Check this out.
Black College Beach Week, man.
I need to whip.
Hey, come get it.
Bro, you know, man, money jump funny.
Here's five grand.
You know, he's going to make sure I have my sister.
She was never, you know, my sister never had no money, but if we needed it, she gave us what she had or she go get it from a boyfriend to give it to.
So, yeah, my, my, my, my, my brother and sister can get it.
My homeboys, they know.
But even when it comes to my homeboys, Ocho, I'll never, I don't lend my homeboys money.
I give them money.
But I'll never give them a sum that
I'm going to miss.
Never.
So whatever it may be, it might be
10, it might be 50.
If I think I'm going to miss it,
I can't do it.
But my homeboys
have never paid me back in 30
years. I've never
asked for it
I'll never ask for it
so that's what I'm gonna have to
be cause I know like
cause it's hard like if it's your mom
your mom in a situation your dad
need something take off with it
now you start talking about your
brothers or your sisters well you start talking about your brothers and your
sisters out with him well you gave it to your brother your son like uh damn you're right though
i said but when i said that i kind of meant your mom you know kind of meaning like your mom or your
dad but you know hey right that's that's that's how i am with you so i just i've got to be better at that because, you know, even, even my kids, you know, I'm like, cause I try to teach them, you know, kind of like, okay guys, come on now.
Y'all need it.
And don't be reckless with the money.
You know, Hey, what's it for?
Cause if I found out you, you know, jerking my money off now, I'm going to feel some type of way.
Wait.
Yeah.
But for the most part,
they've been,
they've,
they've been good when they need something.
Um,
but that's,
that's going to be the hardest thing.
Oh,
Joe,
that's going to be the hardest thing.
Cause I've kind of been,
did what I wanted to do.
You know,
my mom called me and like,
she goes,
she want to go to Vegas.
Okay.
Hey,
Shelly put on a plane to Vegas.
Hey,
Shannon,
I need some money. Okay. Shannon, I ran out of a plane to Vegas. Hey, Shannon, I need some money.
Okay.
Shannon,
I ran out of money.
Shelly,
send us some money.
I got it.
Like,
okay.
You know,
Hey,
somebody,
you know,
somebody else,
you know,
and I don't want to go.
I don't want to,
I don't want to be sneaky with it either.
If I tell him,
if I tell her,
I'm not going to do something,
I got a hold to that even though like damn
they used to me for
35 years anytime
they call they got it
yeah yeah
but I think we might have to put some stipulations look
my brother
sister man they call hey
I'm sorry I'm sorry but you know
Andrea said can we get some
nightcap merch coming?
I got a big crush on Unc with Love and Mug with Unc and Ocho's facial expressions on them.
Same.
Same for Le Portier.
We need some glass sets.
That's coming also.
Patrick Rendon said, hey, guys, my dog passed away yesterday.
It didn't hit me that he was gone until I got home and there was nobody waiting for me at the front door.
What's the thing that helps losing the dog, bro?
Tell you.
It's sad, bro.
It's like losing a family member.
And they studied it.
It says when people lose a pet, they relate it to like losing a family member.
Because it is, don't you?
I mean, you know, that pet has been in your life.
Notice what they said.
Pet.
It's been in your life
five,
six,
seven years.
Every single day,
no matter how sad you are,
man,
it is happy to see you.
You,
every time.
Every time.
I told you,
I would never,
I would never experience
that pain ever again.
Yeah, you had me goddamn crying when we, when you told me about you, you would never, I would never experience that pain ever again. Yeah.
You had me goddamn crying when we, when you told me about you, I'm, you got me boohooing
a little bit.
Just you talking about your dog.
And like, I just, that ain't even my animal.
So if I'm crying about you losing your dog and hearing you talk about it, you already
know, but I'm not dealing with that pain.
No more.
No, sir.
No, sir. Drew said, don't you have a photo of you and my late father? but I'm not dealing with that pain no more no sir no sir
Drew said don't you have a photo of you
and my late father how do you
go about sending it how do I go about
sending it to you to get it signed
oh shoot bro I'm moving around right now boy
you gonna have to hold off
hold off on me hold off on me for a little bit
on that cause I'm somewhere
different every god damn week but I'm gonna get it I'm little bit on that cause I'm I'm somewhere different
every goddamn week
but I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna take care of you
I'm gonna take care of you
so I can sign it
alright
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that jumped in the chat and say you
received an email that your shipment has
been shipped. So thank you for your patience.
We're doing the best
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Normally, Ocho, the process is that when we bring shipments
over, we bring it over through
freight, through a
tanker. What we've
been doing because we're backlogged,
we're flying it over at
double the rate airfare, air freight.
Because
you like Pablo Escobar with the Laporte. double the rate, airfare, air freight. Because, it's like what you have.
You like Pablo Escobar
with the Laporte,
yeah?
Doing that thing on the plane.
This is greatly going to diminish,
I don't give a damn about no profits.
Y'all done put it on the line.
These people spend their hard-earned money
and we said we were going to deliver it
in a timely fashion.
So, I'll forego my share forget my share get the people the cognac and so we're actually by any means
if you gotta find if you gotta find a david copperfield he magic and he could appear over there and bring two cases back at a time.
Right.
Get it done.
And so that's what we're doing.
Yes.
We still have the freight line,
the aligners that's coming,
but right now we're,
and we're actually air shipping.
So we'd sending planes over there to bring it back at double the cost.
But that's what,
uh,
that's what we have to do.
That's what we're going to do.
And so guys, thank you.
Thank you for being patient.
And thank you for your support.
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He's your favorite number 85, rock runner extraordinaire,
Bengals ring of fame honoree, pro bowler, all pro,
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