Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Tom Brady sounds off, Splitting the Bill + Best Movie Villains
Episode Date: May 27, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Tom Brady’s comments, discuss the online discourse around splitting the bill on dates, draft their favorite movie villains and much much more!02:...49 - Tom Brady talks on Mindset10:45 - Women goes viral26:34 - Splitting the Bill36:12 - Rough Draft44:54 - Spell-O-Cinco53:55 - Dunk on Unc01:00:32 - Q and Ayyyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, Joe, something happened last week and I really want to talk about it.
Oh, no.
Tom Brady spoke to the NFL rookies on mindset
heading into their first year into the league.
He said, the biggest problem I see
with a lot of young players today,
you guys are making it too much about I and me
because of social media,
because of branding and all of that.
It's fine.
You're not going to win.
I mean,
when I tell y'all that y'all playing them games,
you tell me,
let them have fun.
Now go.
Go.
Listen,
wait.
Yeah.
Listen,
listen,
Tom Brady had a way of doing Tom Brady had a way of doing things,
right?
He had a way of doing things, right? He had a way of doing things.
But again, everybody doesn't have to operate and be a robot like Tom Brady was.
You want to win?
So you're saying the only way to win is to do what Tom Brady did?
That's the only way to win?
I'm just saying, he's saying it.
What he's saying is that.
That's what worked for him.
That might not work for everybody else.
It might not.
But he's saying no matter how you do it right if you make it about you right you're not gonna
win well i'm not sure that's what you say now how you go about that listen playing video games at
home on your free time is not making it about you now what i do understand is that about the branding
and the marketing and social media somewhat distraction and people trying to to market
themselves as opposed to focusing on the game of football listen study yeah that that too hey let
me tell you something you know how you market yourself you know how you bring yourself and
win in between the lines in between the lines i mean winning winning is one thing but in between
the lines i didn't i didn't have social media I didn't have social media. I didn't have social
media. I am the master. I am
the master at marketing and branding
because I handle my business in between
the lines. I wish I did have social media
back then. That would have been nice.
I ain't want no. I'm glad we have no
social media because I'd have been
cut, man. You know I got A.
On the other team, I bet I hear
you say one word about us
you're gonna talk mess what yeah hey man please i i mean i wish i that caught social media on
the back end like 2009 2010 by that time i was i was washed up man don't mention the Broncos. Don't mention the Ravens. Right.
Oh, man.
Me and the Steelers?
How you think the rivalry got so intense?
Me.
I call Plexiglas Plexiglas.
Tell Plexiglas, don't worry about what we got.
Just catch the ball. Plex.
Who won the game we all played?
We beat them
opening day 16-0.
Yeah. They beat us,
I think they beat us 10-6 or 7-6
the next time. That's it?
Y'all defense was that good?
The 2,000
Ravens? Oh, oh, oh.
I'm tripping. I don't know why I'm thinking about Denver.
I'm like, what?
What defense did Denver have like that?
Okay, okay, okay.
Y'all was the real deal.
Y'all was the real deal.
Oh, yeah.
And the Bengals? Oh, yeah.
Me and Tekeo, because Tekeo
and I used to work out.
Yeah, I played with Spikes.
Man.
If I'd have had social media?
If I'd have had social media if I'd have had social media with 2000
with that defense
oh lord have mercy
that would have been nasty
they'd have had to suspend me
I bet y'all don't score 10 points
what's the over under they score 10
I'm taking the under
whatever they got y'all to score
whatever DraftKings, Fox, ESPN whatever, whatever they got y'all to score, whatever DraftKings, Fox, ESPN, whatever.
Whatever they got y'all to score,
take the under and you'll be wealthy.
And you think we'll ever see a defense like that ever again?
No.
Even though we have a past Happy League?
No?
Mm-mm.
They don't let you play defense like that, Ocho.
Yeah.
Yeah, you right.
But you can't.
Man, you see the way Ray was hitting people?
You see the way I...
Come on, man. Man, Ray. the way Ray was hitting people? Come on, man.
Man, Ray took all Ray money.
If Ray played right now.
He would be playing for free.
Yeah.
He'd be playing for free.
They'd suspend him.
You know how they did, what's my boy?
Kareem Jackson.
Kareem Jackson.
Yeah, yeah.
Kareem Jackson.
That is it right now.
Kareem, I know Kareem going to see this.
Boy, you play the game of football the way it's supposed to be played... That is me right now. I know Kareem gonna see this.
You play the game of football the way it's supposed to be played,
boy. I salute you.
I understand the rules,
but you play the game the way it's supposed to be played.
You know who else I like?
I don't know where he is right now.
He was with the Raiders maybe two years ago,
three years ago, and he had an old school style of play like Kareem Jackson. He wore number
24. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, you're talking about Abraham.
Man. Jonathan Abrams.
Jonathan Abrams. Where he at, man?
Couldn't cover.
Hey,
old school. Couldn't cover.
Old school. Old school style of play.
Boy, he coming down here,
boy. He couldn't,
Ocho, but the problem that he had
he couldn't cover a full size bed with a king size
sheet
it's hard in today's game
you ain't gotta
I just keep it real with you
yeah yeah yeah
I mean you got
because he only had to cover the tight end
though right just the tight end right
every time they give him a cover to tight end though, right? Just a tight end, right? Yeah.
Every time they give him a nod,
give him a nod to the post.
Yeah.
They go into the cell or they go into the cell
and he's biting.
I like him, man.
So he's not playing
nowhere now, huh?
Mm-mm.
Damn, man.
I mean, all those guys,
all those guys that are,
what was that guy?
He used to be
at NFL Network
that drafted for the,
what you call them?
Look at all his draft picks. He did all
that talking on NFL Network. Look at his draft
picks.
Mike Mayock.
He ain't got, I don't think he got one draft
pick. Drafted Cleland Farrell
number three overall. Right.
Couldn't play dead in a horror movie.
Go, Go back.
Y'all go look at the picks that he selected.
All of them. I think the only one he might
have hit on was Max Crosby.
Yeah, Max B.
Look at all his picks.
One of them thought he was
shooting
fire at people.
The DB first-round pick.
Who that?
Arnett?
Yeah, might have been Arnett.
Yeah.
Went to the Raiders, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I liked him too, man.
Go back and look at them first-round picks that he got.
I don't think not one of them on the team.
Damn, man.
I like him.
He was nice.
He was nice.
It's another one I liked too. Played with Atlanta last year on the other side Damn, man. I like him. He was nice. He was nice. It's another one I liked to play with Atlanta last year
on the other side of A.J. Terrell.
I can't remember his name.
Oh, what you call him?
Damn. He was
with Denzel Ward.
No, not Denzel Ward. Denzel Ward
in Cleveland. I'm talking about...
I can't remember. No, no, no.
I know you're talking about Jeff Okuda. Goddamn Okuda, boy. I'm talking about, I can't remember. No, no, no, no, no. I know you're talking about Jeff Okuda.
Goddamn Okuda, boy. I like
that boy there. Hey,
that boy Jeff be out there.
Boy.
I like Jeff.
I like Jeff. I don't know why
I have a fascination with D.V.
Who he drafted? Mike Cross was in 2019?
Yeah. I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, he had Josh.
He drafted Josh Jacobs in 2019.
Max Cross.
Josh, that's a good pick.
Josh, a good pick.
But look at, what about 2020?
Henry Ruggs.
Ah.
No one's still on the roster already.
What about 21?
Well, it started. you know when it started when he signed a free agent oh okay okay okay yeah yeah i got you i don't need to say no name
but you know yeah i got you yeah i got you all them people oh oh joe look at just a woman goes viral for sharing a list of things
that women need for maintenance can you see it hey whoa whoa oh heck see what i'm talking about
come on let me read it to the people that can't see at home come on man she says she needs 60
dollars for waxing she needs between 75 and 130 for her. She said she needs $60 for waxing. She needs between $75 and $130
for her nail and toes. She needs
between $80 and $400 for her hair.
She needs $60 between $60
and $150 for facial.
She needs between $12 and $30
for her brows. She needs between $80
and $120 for her lashes.
She said, guys, that $100 y'all
trying to send, that ain't good enough,
sir. Now you see.
Now you see when I was in college why I took cosmetology classes.
Now you see why I took classes to be an esthetician.
Now you see why I took classes to be able to do manicures and pedicures.
Now you see why I learned how to do installs and color wigs and braid.
That's ridiculous.
Because if you add up, us do me a favor tell us to tell me how much that is right there real quick but if you think about it okay $740,000, $770,000, $890,000.
That's almost $1,000 a month.
So think about that.
It's 12 months in a year.
Every two weeks, she needs $1,000.
So that's $2,000 a month.
That's $24,000 a year.
That's $24,000 a year.
In this economy-
I'm going to send you a W-2 for them.
I'm sending you a W-2.
In this economy,
women have to be realistic.
There's a very small percentage of the men
that $2,000 ain't nothing.
A very small percentage.
The chances of you landing one of those in the 1%
is slim to none.
You got to be realistic.
Everybody not going to be getting no millionaire.
What about,
what about,
I don't need no man.
I make my own money.
What do you mean?
What do you,
hold on.
Well, hold on.
The ones that if they,
if they make their own money,
if they,
if they make their own money,
then this wouldn't be an issue
because this is part
of your own maintenance.
This is part of your own upkeep.
This is the basic necessities
to survive and look good.
This ain't nothing
but fucking hygiene.
Oh, I'm sorry.
My bad, my bad.
This ain't nothing but hygiene.
Hygiene.
Hygiene.
That's all it is.
I ain't got no problem with it.
You know,
hey, let me see what I,
oh, let me see what I got.
Let me see what I got right here.
Oh,
you gonna pay for it?
I'm gonna get that thing waxed.
Oh, you gonna keep it?
I don't want you to look like you got
butt weak in the leg, Locke. You know, you
got a baby. You got a afro. I need you to fade
it up, trim it up, you know, get a
full man chew or something. Listen,
you got that. You get a set of razors from Walgreens or CVS.
Nah, man, that baby looking like Nessie Crunch down there, man.
Come on, Ocho.
Nah, Unc, you got to go with the grain of the hell.
You got to go with the grain of the hell.
Nah, go get that thing.
Go get the sugar.
No, no, no.
Go get the sugar.
I got you.
I got that, Ocho.
I need hardwood floors.
I need hardwood floors.
I don't need no carpet.
I understand what you're talking about, Unc. I'm telling you. And they got the shag carpet like it used floors. I don't need no carpet. I understand what you're talking about. I'm telling you.
And they got the shag carpet
like used to be in them 70s bands.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
Come on, Ocho.
But listen, see,
that's why I learned how to do everything.
That one in there that's sleeping,
man, I'm not paying for your nails, your hair.
I do all that.
You let me know.
I give you a schedule.
You tell me when you free.
I got you.
You need to wax?
Boom, I'll wax her. I do that. But it You tell me when you're free. I got you. You need to wax? Boom. I'll wax her.
I do that.
When it's time for the nails and feet, I do that.
I do that.
I'm just more of a guy. If you don't
ask me, I'll give it.
Everybody's
not in your position to be able to give
like that. I'm just
saying. I understand that.
And what about women? What about the women?
Come on, let me take my glasses off because now my
head hurts because I'm just thinking about it.
Women say
I'm not going... Nah, you know what?
Now that you've gone, before you go, Ocho,
you know what I'm going to say? I ain't paying for nothing else.
Since I don't protect black women,
y'all ain't getting no more of my damn money.
Damn it.
Women say... Go ahead, Ocho. Women say I ain't protect black women y'all ain't getting no more of my damn money damn it go ahead Ocho women say I ain't going 50-50
with nobody
well if you ain't going 50-50
that mean you going 100%
so you plan everything
on your goddamn own anyway
it ain't making no sense
but you got to understand
the chances of you
the likelihood of you getting the guy that can afford
the maintenance for everything you need and all your bills but it's not likely and if you do have
a guy that does that it's going to be short-lived anyway because you have no leverage at that point
if he's doing everything for you yeah you have no You have no power. You got to be able to bring,
you got to be bringing
something to the table
just to,
you know, like,
oh, you want to play?
You know,
because you got a dude
doing everything for you.
Oh, he going to play with you now.
He going to play with you now.
Because there's no,
there's no,
you're nothing but
a liability at that point.
There's no,
you have no leverage no more.
I mean, that's just,
I mean, maybe I'm wrong i could be
wrong some women think because i'm so fine i'm a dime i'm a baddie i'm a city girl he ain't going
nowhere shit boy it's a thousand yous man it's a thousand of you you are just another billion
added expense depending on who the guy is
i mean you're yeah but the average guy unless unless that guy professional athlete or he
he got some some major paper i mean the average guy yeah i mean you gotta understand because
here's the thing ocho let's just say for the sake of argument if he if he can afford to do this every
two weeks he's gonna be need to make it about he's gonna be making me six figures yeah yeah to have a twenty four thousand dollar bill that he can't write off
six figures well you gotta be making more than six figures no but i'm just saying he has to make
at least that oh yeah because he can't write this off this is not a deduction so in order for
now think about how many people
forget just men because you cut it in half
so how many people
you think in the USA
make at least
150,000 man or woman
so now you cut it in half
what's the likelihood of you running into him
I don? I think people have a false sense of reality,
especially when it comes to finances and money,
because everyone looks the part.
Everyone looks rich.
Everyone drives something nice.
But when it comes down to it,
hey, listen, when it comes down social media got people thinking everybody rich hey listen
when it comes down to it
hey
it ain't what you think it is
it ain't never what you think it is
yeah
I mean people might have money
during COVID
when they were doing that
when they were doing that
you know what I'm saying
the pee pee
that shit dried up quick boy
yeah
that shit dried up quick boy
and you saw a lot of people had their hands behind their back
getting their heads dumped into the car, too.
The fans came.
Where your business at?
Hey, man, it's tough, man.
I want all my women.
I want all my women to win.
I want all my women to have a guy that they love,
that's able to provide for them.
But again, we have to have a sense of reality.
A sense of reality.
You got to be realistic now.
Got to be realistic.
And some, they'd love to say,
oh, I'm not going to settle.
Okay.
Okay.
You don't have to settle.
Continue to reach in search of that wealthy man.
So what is it about you that makes you so special from the other 100,000 women that are also searching for that wealthy man. So what is it about you that makes you so special
from the other 100,000 women
that are also searching
for that wealthy man?
That think they special.
That think they special.
And, you know,
oh, I got ass.
Okay, who don't?
There are a lot of them.
Oh, I'm a baddie.
Well, it's a bunch of them too.
Man, every video,
woman doing butt exercises.
They're doing hip thrusts.
They're doing squats.
They're doing booty stuff.
Yeah.
So a lot of women got ass.
Yeah.
If they ain't got it on naturally,
they go buy it.
Yeah.
But see, listen, listen.
If you got ass
and you're fine and you're a baddie,
that'll get you a man.
And you know what they do at the beginning at the beginning oh they're gonna do whatever
you want to reel you in yeah oh they oh they're gonna they're gonna reel you in they get you
they get you oh when they get you and then they realize well damn that's it there's nothing else
left outside of what you're advertising there's no more substance after that after the ass okay
i didn't hit now, what's next?
Okay, I done hit a few times, but God damn, that's it?
And then you start realizing, well, I'm not getting nothing in return for the money that I'm investing in you outside of that ass.
What?
All right, nah.
And the process, it continues a cycle once he gets bored.
Now you're on looking for the next one.
And the process repeats itself over and over and over until you find you a duck.
That's what we call them.
Or you find you a gook.
That's what we call them here at home in Miami.
That's willing to take on that responsibility.
And you just keep on rotating and rotating until you find, and it sticks. But the chances of it sticking
are slim to none. Slim to
none.
You got to be able to carry your own weight, baby.
Somebody was asking somebody in the chat, somebody said, Shannon, settle for
the contract. I don't set the value.
They offered me a
contract. And see, what happened with shannon
is that when shed like okay i want x they say well shannon we can't give you x we'll give you
w right now i'm good well shannon's difficult to work with
see no this is what look my thing is yes i want to get i want to get fair compensation right now
we all do let's see what what do you what what are you willing to go this is what i think i'm worth
and let's see how can we get because here's the thing about business and women and men look
i'm talking about and i had a great conversation, a lot of conversation with, excuse me, people.
My nose.
The one
thing that you want to do, Ocho, and I'm
going to tell people that when you get into contracts
and you start dealing with
you try to get
the best deal you possibly can.
And I've always had
this, and my agent told me this way back
he say, Shannon,
I would rather you take less money and then have somebody begrudgingly give you more and it ruins the relationship.
Because I've seen that happen.
Oh, I won.
I got everything I wanted.
And then it comes time and you've damaged the relationship.
So for me,
what can I do with six and a half, eight million
that I can only do with 10 million?
And see, that's where people go astray.
10, 10, 10.
If I don't get 10,
no, no, bro.
Uh-uh.
Now you do it however you want to, but I'm just telling you how I do.
Right.
Because I would rather take a little less than have somebody begrudgingly give me more,
and it ruins the relationship because I've seen it happen.
Mm-hmm.
First of all, men and women, if it's talking about dating, we're not entering into an agreement, a contract.
So it's not the same thing as me trying to get a job.
So if you're telling me it's a job,
so tell me what she is and I go and pay her
because I ain't paying her to be with her.
I'm paying her to leave.
Ooh, come on now.
So how are we going to do this?
Let's have real talk.
You want to have real talk since you wanted to say,
well, Shannon, somebody, your value.
You don't set the market on your
value. The market sets the market.
Ocho,
I want to sell this cup. I want
to sell this Red Solo cup with water
for $15.
Nah, ain't nobody say that.
If somebody gave me $15, that's what it's
worth. Something
is only worth what someone is willing to pay for.
And you don't, unless you're paying yourself,
or you're buying yourself,
hey, you're worth it.
But y'all need to stop, ladies.
Y'all need to stop this.
I know my value.
Who set that value?
The market?
Gold prices. The market
set the price of gold.
Watch.
This watch. Man, that watch
ain't worth. Okay, it's worth what somebody will pay for it.
The difference is you wear
your watch to tell time.
I wear my watch to tell you how valuable
my time is. There's a difference between the two.
Stop playing with me.
That's the difference.
I'm telling you
my time is valuable. Don't
waste it. Come on now.
Why are you preaching tonight, boy?
Why you on fire, boy?
Y'all can get up here and you stand
on your soapbox and talk about I'm fine.
Okay.
Okay.
If you can't find a man that's willing to do that, your soapbox and tell me I'm fine. Okay. Okay. But if you
can't find a man
that's willing to do that, that's not your
value.
That's not your
value. And I don't begrudge
if you find a billionaire, you find
a millionaire or a hundred thousandaire.
Whatever the case may be.
But you don't get to determine
that. What someone is willing
to pay, that's
the value.
That's your value.
Hey, boy, you on fire tonight, boy.
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Ocho, check this out.
We about to have another one.
God damn, you on fire tonight, boy.
There's a video that's going viral
from Joy Taylor and Taylor Rook's podcast,
Too Personal.
Let's take a look.
Let's take a listen to what they had to say.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ocho.
Oh.
So let me get this straight.
He pays for both two. sir nothing she don't she
don't chime in yeah she didn't speak up but now oh i stuck him for two bills he stuck me for one
right now we need to go 50 50 oh yeah it listen listen the game is the game the game has never
did i hear that chat did i hear that right am Chat, are y'all hearing what I heard?
He paid for the first two dates.
She paid for the third date.
Yeah. He no longer... He doesn't see anything
long-term coming of it. Right, right.
He says, you know what? I don't want to waste
any of your time. More importantly,
I don't want to waste my time. So,
it was great, but I no longer want to...
You know... Okay, fine.
But he stuck me?
But you stuck him with the first two.
Yeah.
And you ain't have no problem with that.
You see, again, the game is the game.
And obviously, when you're dating someone, there's a three-date minimum.
After the third date, you know whether you want to deal with this person long-term or if you see a future with them.
He didn't see a future with them. He didn't see
a future. That's okay.
And if it was just a couple of hundred dollars,
I mean, you really shouldn't
need that back anyway. And if you need a couple
of hundred dollars back on a date, that
means you shouldn't be dating in the first place. You don't need to be on a date.
You don't need to be on a date.
You don't need to be dating
at all. If you got to send somebody
a receipt
to send you back what you spun
you not supposed to be dating because obviously when i think of dating it's the joining of two
to build a foundation based on what both of y'all got going on
i that that's that's tough that's tough
I'm just
in my thing though Cho
I won't start anything that I can't keep
keep doing
so this notion
let's go to Europe and let's go to that
do what to impress you
no that ain't me
that was it
to Europe
hey to Europe Wait, go where? That was it. To Europe? Hey.
To Europe?
Hey, dudes do that?
They meet somebody and fly them to Europe?
I guess.
Yeah, shit me.
Man, look here, man.
I ain't got it like that.
Look.
To Europe?
Let me stop lying.
Like my sister say,
Shanna, stop talking about your car and pro
because you're not.
You speak that into existence
and you'll manifest it.
I got it.
I ain't got you.
I ain't gonna...
I ain't got...
No, no, no, no, no.
No, hell no.
Hell to the no.
Hey.
Nah.
I love it, though.
I love it.
And I want everybody to win. I want women to everything they dream of. I want them to find that guy that's going to wine and dine and continue that for years and years to come. I want those that wish they want husbands. They want the big house with the picket fence and the kids. I want everybody to have that.
we could fence in the kids.
I want everybody to have that.
But at some point,
we have to be realistic.
At some point,
we have to stop saying,
I'm not going to settle.
You're going to have to.
You're going to have to at some point.
You say,
well, I'm going to find a man
that's going to do it.
Well, you might find a man
that's going to do it,
but it's not going to be
the one you want.
So basically what you're doing
is you're settling.
You're settling.
You're settling.
What's the likelihood
of you finding somebody that has every quality that you want?
Because if you don't, you settle.
You gave up a little personality for a little bit more security.
You settle.
You gave up a personality., a, a personality.
You gave up,
you,
you get,
you're not going to find somebody that's going to be,
that's going to be every,
I mean,
every box that you got,
say you got five boxes and he checks them all.
That's not realistic.
Yeah.
Not realistic at all.
But I want everybody to find it.
Matter of fact,
all the women in this chat fact all the women in the chat
all the women in the chat if you want you a rich wealthy guy let me know i'm gonna play matchmaker
before christmas time i'm gonna have 85 of my chat dealing with those who they wish or have crush on. I guarantee you.
Let me know.
I look...
I'm a play matchmaker.
I don't do that
because the first time
if it goes bad...
Right.
It's going to ruin our relationship
because you set me up
with that no good you know what.
Well, hold on.
Hold on.
Now, listen.
You got to read the fine print
and not go into things delusional.
Now, you want to date a rich man.
You want a man with money.
You understand what comes with the territory
when dealing with that type.
So, hello, common sense.
It's always been the same.
The game has always been the game.
Don't come in delusional.
You here for one reason.
Why you want a rich man?
Why you want a man that got money in the first place?
But I thought you were independent.
You make your own money.
Shit, not that kind of money.
You tell me,
you bought your own money.
They don't make that kind of money.
I bought this car.
I got this condo.
I get my hair and nails done.
But I sure wish you
take that papers up off me.
No.
No, they don't make that kind of money.
They make good money.
They make good money
to survive on their own
doing the little things
that they like to do.
You know, the upkeep,
the basic needs,
the basic essentials
for what will come
to buying the Range Rovers,
the houses,
the jewelry,
the cars,
the Chanel bags,
the Tom Ford heels,
the high end,
the designer.
No, that comes from the guy.
Nah.
That comes from the guy.
Your last name need to be Sharp
for you to get that kind of money
up out of me.
Libby Sharp,
Kayla Sharp, Kaylee
Sharp, Kiari
Sharp. You got to have a Sharp for your last
name to get something like that out of me.
Now,
have I been in a relationship with you or not?
Hey, we together?
I got it.
I don't ask for anything back
once I give it to you. Now, you act a fool, you won't get it. I don't ask for anything back once I give it to you.
Now, you act a fool,
you won't get it.
So, let that be clear.
I want people,
y'all put out some misinformation.
Shannon has never taken anything back
once it's been given.
But in the process,
if I buy you something
and you act a fool
before I give it to you, you don't receive it.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Let's rewind.
Let's rewind.
Now, depending on the amount of the purchase.
I don't give a damn.
I eat it.
For real?
Hell yeah.
You take the L?
I'll take it.
Oh, no.
I'll take the L because if she get it she
gotta win and I got two L's
so now I got two L's
cause I could always
you know re-gift it
or I could put it
on eBay and sell it
okay okay okay
what if you bought a car or something
hell no if I buy a car or something? I am.
No, hell no.
If I buy a car.
And things don't work out.
If I buy her a car and I give her that car, that's hers.
What?
That's hers.
I don't want it back.
And she be with the next dude and the next dude driving your car that you bought?
That ain't got nothing to do with me.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude.
It got nothing to do with me.
Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I wish her the best. Nope.'t got nothing to do with me. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I wish her the best.
Nope, nope, nope. I wish her the best with it.
No, I don't do that, Ocho.
Let me get in there.
If I get...
Diamond earrings and bracelets and purses and...
Hey, have at it.
I'm not like that, Ocho.
Once I give it to you, it's yours.
It's yours?
Okay.
Cool.
Cool.
That's yours.
Hell no.
I ain't like that, Ocho.
I mean, I don't...
Well...
All right.
I'm...
All right.
Yeah.
No.
But just like I said, I just...
Do I pay for stuff?
Yes.
Women that dated me, they live with me.
They...
You put gas in your car
or you
pay your phone your cell phone bill i got the rest damn you got everything i got the rest i got the
rest everything i like that i like that i like that i got everything well so that way when you
leave you ain't gotta come back well i need to come get my stuff. You took it all with you when you left.
You ain't got nothing here.
Hey.
But I don't get... She wanted...
She paid for one date.
He paid for two dates.
Right.
And she wanted 50-50 after he said...
I don't see a future with you.
Yeah, I'm confused.
I mean, listen.
At times, they can be confusing.
But God made women, and women are the greatest thing,
greatest creation ever.
Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Ever.
And what would we
be without them?
Nothing.
Nothing.
You best try to get the wrong one, you'll be a whole lot better
without them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It happens.
Alright, Ocho, we got another
fan favorite. It's time for
Rough Draft. Let's take a look at it. Okay right, Ocho. We got another fan favorite. It's time for Rough Draft.
Let's take a look at these.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
So,
tonight's theme
is movie
and TV villains.
Ah.
We wanted to do comics, but
Ocho said, well, man, I ain't really into comics
like that. I said, okay. What about
movie villains? Yeah, I'm ready
now. This is me right here.
Okay. We alternate who goes
first. You went first last
with holidays. I go
first with movie villains. All right.
First movie villain
I'm going to take
I'm going to take Darth Vader.
Darth Vader?
That's your first movie villain?
You take Darth Vader
as your first movie villain
and I'm going to raise you
Heath Ledger as the Joker.
Yep.
I like him.
That's going to be...
Yeah.
You know who I want?
Who that?
Next, I'm going to take Hannibal Lecter.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
You got me.
But I got something.
I got something right up there with him, though.
Who you got?
I'm going to take.
Joe Kwan Phoenix.
As the son in Gladiator.
OK.
Remember?
Yeah.
What was the three?
Was it through Gladiator?
Yeah.
Gladiator.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The son.
With Crow.
With Russell Crowe.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. He was. He was.. With Crowe, with Russell Crowe. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was the villain, boy.
He was the villain.
You know who I'm going to take?
Next one.
I'm going to take...
Jason in Friday the 13th.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
I got a better one though.
Who you got?
I know you saw the movie.
Chat, stay with me real quick now.
I know y'all saw this.
His name is Anton.
I just know his first name.
I don't know his last name.
I don't remember his
character name in the movie.
No Country for Old Men. Please. No Country for Old Men.
Please remember No Country for Old Men.
Yeah, the guy, he got no...
He just looked like he had no personality.
He just straight face.
What's the guy he was married to?
He still might be married to
a Cruz.
Penelope Cruz?
Yeah, he's married to Penelope Cruz.
For real?
Javier Bardem. Javier Bardem.
Javier Bardem.
Serious?
Oh, man.
Hey, he was ruthless, boy.
Now, that was a good...
Yeah.
Yeah, I took...
So, Darth Vader was one for me.
Hannibal Lecter was two.
Jason Voorhees was three.
You took the Joker, the Gladiator's son,
Antoine Chigurh.
Hold on.
We done?
No, we got five. Okay, okay. Here we go.
Who you got next?
I'm going to take Michael Myers from Halloween.
Okay. Oh, I got one
better than Michael Myers. Who you got?
Pennywise.
Yeah. You took Pennywise. Oh, Who you got? Pennywise. Yeah.
You took Pennywise.
You took Pennywise
from
It.
Yeah, Pennywise.
Yeah.
Damn, that was a good one, Ocho.
Yeah.
I know my horror movies.
I'm going to take I'm going to take
Freddy Krueger
Nightmare on Elm Street
Nightmare on Elm Street
Villain, villain, villain, villain, villain
Nightmare on Elm Street, villain, villain
You know what?
I'm not even into Marvel
But when this movie came out
The entire timeline Was talking about that snap You know what? I'm not even into Marvel. But when this movie came out,
the entire timeline was talking about that snap and them damn Infinity Stones.
I'm taking Thanos.
Okay.
But Thanos is really a comic.
But okay.
It is?
I'll let you go with that.
Yeah.
But you said, okay.
He's in Marvel.
My bad, my bad.
Okay.
Okay, that's five.
We got five.
So we got to get Honorable Mention.
Honorable
Mention.
Who can I get for Honorable Mention?
You know, I want that
I want a dude in Hellraiser.
Ooh, Hellraiser's a good hell. I want hell raised. Oh, hell raises a good one.
I'm trying to think.
Trying to think.
I think, you know what?
Um, I don't think people have seen this movie.
And you said Hannannibal already right yep
damn i don't think people have seen this movie man
the bear jew i'm trying to think of the name of the movie with brad pitt
the bear jew and Christoph Waltz,
who was the German general.
Oh, you're talking about...
What's the name of the movie?
Christoph Waltz.
He won an Academy Award for it.
From the movie Django,
that Christoph Waltz.
He was the villain.
He was the German...
Yeah, it was the German movie.
The general of something.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
He played that villain?
In Glorious Bastards.
In Glorious Bastards.
Hey, he played that to a T.
Well, in my last, because I went so much with horror movies, I'm going one.
It's the best Christmas movie ever.
It's Hans best Christmas movie ever. It's
Hans Gruber.
Die Hard.
Ah!
Hey, my list
is way better than yours, though.
See, I went
with scary movies.
We should have been more specific.
I mean, villains. Yeah, i know what i'm saying i just went up with that scary we should have been like the board yeah
we should we should have went like okay take all scary and then later down the road we do
like actual like real people that are villains okay okay okay like in superman we could have
took like lex luthor or we could have took the Penguin or something like that
but I like it okay
I got Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter, Jason Voorhees
Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger
honorable mention Hellraiser, Hans Gruber
from Die Hard, Ocho has
the Joker, Gladiator's Son, Anton
Sugar, Pennywise from It, Thanos
honorable mentions, Hans Leiter
and what's your other honorable mention?
Oh, I got one more?
Yep.
Come on. Think. Think. Think. Villains.
Villains. Villains. Villains. Villains. Villains.
Villains. Villains.
Villains.
Oh,
shoot. 300.
Serkis. Zerkis. Um Cir Cir Cirkeys Prince
Zerkeys
Zerk
Zerk
Oh okay
You know what I'm talking about
How you say his name
Yeah I do
Zerkeys
And um
In the movie 300
Yeah
I forget
What was his name
Zerkeys
Zerk
Um
I don't know
You talking about
I don't know how to pronounce it the right way
The tall dude
Yeah the black dude Yeah You talking about the black dude right Yeah how to pronounce it the right way the tall dude yeah the black dude
you're talking about the black dude right
yeah how you say it
yeah Xerxes
yeah
Xerxes
yeah my list way better
my list way better
who do we forget
hey we should have got we should have got the uh uh uh uh kathy uh kathy bates
oh what was what was the movie the movie um where she broke the ankles yeah yeah we should
have got kathy bates what's the name of the movie again uh misery misery misery yep yeah Misery Misery Misery Yep Yeah Misery was good Misery Yep
Baltimore
Gollum
See I don't know
None of that stuff
Alright Ocho
Now it's time
For your favorite
Your very very
Favorite segment
Yeah
Norman Bass
The Bass Motel
Norman
Now it's time
For Ocho's favorite segment
And it's called Spello Cinco
Chat, I've been preparing for this moment all my life
Wait, hold on, let me get my hat
Let me get my hat
Yeah
Ready?
Yeah, this is what I do, chat
This is what I do
Huh?
Two semesters at Harvard before I got thrown out
Let's go.
All right, Ocho.
Your first word is curiosity.
They say curiosity killed the cat.
Yeah, so do I.
Hey, curiosity.
Q-U-R-I-O-U-S-I-T-Y.
Curiosity.
And C-U-R-I-O-S-I-T-Y.
That's what I said.
You said Q.
Oh, I meant to say C.
You know what I meant?
I don't know what you meant to say.
I know what you said.
So.
You know I meant to say C, man.
I know what you meant to say.
Because I'll be talking so damn fast.
What you want me to do?
Come on, man.
Wait, why was I thinking Q do? Come on, man. Why was I
thinking of Q anyway?
I don't know. I grabbed something.
Yeah.
Okay. The next
one is enchanting.
Enchanting.
That's what I was when I met Real.
That's why on our first date
you know what happened.
And we didn't have to get to a third.
And now four years later, she's still here and paying the bills.
Enchanting.
Enchanting.
E-C-H-A-N-T-I-N-G.
You said enchanting.
What are you talking about?
E-N-C-H-A-N-T-I-N-G.
That's what I just said.
Uncle Trippin.
You forgot the E-N.
You said E-C.
Okay, how about this?
Now you cheat me now.
Chat.
Chat, did he say E-N or did he say E-C-H-A-T?
I said I-N-G.
Enchanting.
No, it's E-N.
You forgot the E-N.
E-N in the beginning.
That's what I said.
I said E-N in the beginning.
That's the only way to spell enchanting.
You didn't.
Okay, how about this one?
We're going to tell you just the easiest one you're going to have tonight.
You cheating me.
You cheating me.
I didn't spell the first two right.
I didn't spell the first two right.
You laughing.
Hey, but you embarrassed me in front of 20,000 people, man.
Like, listen, I made the Dean's List in the honor roll,
and this is not a showing of that.
The only two Dean lists you made was
Paula Dean and Jimmy Dean. You was eating.
Okay, Ocho. Here it is right here.
Just the easiest word you could have.
Oh, shit.
Spectacular.
Buka and Kyrie both
have spectacular games. Spectacular. Oh, spectacular. Buka and Kyrie both have spectacular games.
Yeah, spectacular.
That's what she said about me.
That's what she said about me.
Spectacular.
S, listen to me because I don't want no excuses about me saying it wrong.
S-P-E-C-T-A-C-U-L-A-R
That's spectacular
Now don't cheat me this time
Cause I done spelled it right
Okay, that's it
Come on now
Now you not finna do me
Now you done cheated me two times
On two of my words
And I know my stuff now
That makes you
One for two
Okay
Uh-huh
One for three?
Okay, yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
One for two
One for three
I spelled enchanting right One for two I spelled curiosity. One for three? Okay, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, one for two. One for three. I spelled enchanting right.
One for two.
One for two.
I spelled curiosity right.
One for three.
No, he's got one right.
He's missed two.
No, I have not.
I spelled curiosity right.
Yeah, but I'm saying it's one out of two.
One out of three would be four.
So we got two words left.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, y'all cheating me over there, man.
We good.
We good.
Y'all cheating me over there, man. Oh, yeah. Okay, here it is. Y'all cheating me over there, man. We good. Y'all cheating me over there, man.
Oh, yeah. Okay, here it is.
Y'all cheating, man. How about this?
Rhapsodize. What?
Rhapsodize.
Rhapsodize.
Rhapsodize.
You're right. One for three. Hey, you know what? Rhapsodize. You're right.
One for three.
Hey, you know what?
Rhapsodize.
Yes.
I'm just going to take a guess, man.
Okay.
Because I like the song Bohemian...
Rhapsody.
Yeah.
So I'm hoping it starts off... Yeah, yeah.
I'm hoping it starts off like that.
So it's R-H-A-P
O
S-I-D-I-Z-E
Dang it
R-A
R-H-A
P-S-O-D-I-Z-E
Is to speak or
Talk with great enthusiasm
Man Ocho raps
the dials on that one. Yeah, that's me, that's me, that's me.
That's me. That's me. Okay,
Ocho, you're one for four now.
Dang! The last word.
Conundrum. Who?
Conundrum.
Come on, man. How you
gonna get me?
Come on, man. How you gonna get me... Come on, man.
Conundrum.
Listen, use it in a sentence.
Ocho found himself in a conundrum.
That's it?
Would you like a definition?
Yeah, can I get a definition of conundrum?
It's a confusing problem or a question. Yeah, can I get a definition of a conundrum? It's a confusing
problem or a question.
Oh, like the word
you asked me to spell.
It's confusing. It's a conundrum.
Yes.
Conundrum.
Conundrum.
Does it start with a K or a C?
This word seems to be
have you in a conundrum.
Yeah, it does.
I never heard it before.
Listen, I went to a Power 5 school, man.
I went to an Ivy League school
and I've never had to use this word
At any point in life
But I'm going to take a whack at it though
I'm going to take a whack at it
Kadum
Kadum right
Kadum
Oh that's okay
C-U-N
Kadum
C-U-N-U-M
Kadum
D-R-U-M
Now if I'm wrong I don't know what to do
Because I sounded this shit out
It's conundrum
C-O-N-U-N-D-U-M
D-U-R-D-R-U-M
So I was right
C-O
No C-O-N
Oh C-O
You had that part right
But you forgot the U-N
U-N
Y'all cheated me tonight
On my first three words
So Ocho you went one for five
This is embarrassing
I hope people in the chat
Y'all better not be laughing
Don't act like y'all knew how to spell this
And if you did know how to spell it
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Damn.
All right, Ocho.
Now it's time for you to get exact revenge with these hard-ass, asking me stuff that happened in 1890.
Dunk on up.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah.
Here we go.
Okay.
All right.
First question, chat.
Y'all stay.
Let me take this hat off.
Because this hat must be bad luck.
Shit.
God damn.
One for four, man.
In front of, in public at that.
One for five, Ocho.
There was five questions. You only got one right. Okay, you ain't had to at that. One for five, Ocho. There was five questions.
You only got one right.
Okay, you ain't had to say that.
Oh, my bad.
You ain't had to do that.
Anyway, here we go.
Dunk on on.
Dunk on on.
First question.
What is the Detroit Lions
original team name?
What is the Detroit Lions
original team name?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Detroit.
Maybe something with cars.
The motor cars.
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
The answer you were looking for,
Mr. Shannon Etholius Sharp,
is Portsmouth Spartans,
1930 to 1933.
Portsmouth Spartans.
Portsmouth.
Oh, yeah.
We got him down one.
Here we go.
Okay.
Question number two.
Okay.
What NFL team's Original name is the
Current name of a major league
Baseball team
What's NFL team's
Original name
Is the current name of a major league
Baseball team
What NFL team's
Former name
Is the current name of a major league baseball team?
The Giants.
That is also absolutely fucking wrong.
What?
What you were looking for, Mr. Shannon Sharp, was the Pittsburgh Steelers, who original name was the Pittsburgh Pirates, which is currently the name of the Pittsburgh's Major League Baseball team.
You didn't know that.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
You are now 0 for 2.
I don't feel so bad after all.
I still got three more to hold, Joe.
You're going to get the next three wrong, too.
Okay.
What team was the first in NFL history to have two 1,000-yard rushes in the same season?
What team was the first in NFL history
to have two 1,000-yard rushes in the same season?
It's one or two.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.
I'm going to go Cleveland Browns.
You are absolutely...
If the Miami Dolphins...
You said Cleveland Browns.
You said Cleveland Browns.
You said Cleveland Browns, so...
I said Cleveland Browns,
Kevin Beck and Ernest Bonner.
That's wrong.
That's wrong.
You are 0-3.
Miami Dolphins.
The answer was Miami Dolphins,
Larry Zonka and...
Zonka and Mercury Morris.
And Mercury Morris.
1972.
I knew that because I'm from Miami.
I hate to inform you that you are now 0-3.
0-3.
I'm feeling good, though.
Okay.
There are three NBA draftees who were selected first overall straight out of high school.
Who are the three players?
Selected number one overall straight out of high school, who are the three players? Selected number one overall
straight out of high school.
LeBron James,
Dwight Howard,
and Kwame Brown.
Yay!
Chat, let's give Shannon Sharp
a round of applause.
Oh, you thought you was going to blank me.
You think you could do that to me?
You finally got you one.
You finally got you one.
Here we go.
Which NBA Hall of Famer coached for three seasons in the NBA
and made two conference finals and one NBA finals appearance?
He won the Finals.
How many seasons did he coach?
Three in the NBA.
He only coached three seasons.
And made two conference
Finals and one
NBA Finals appearance.
Did he win?
I can't give you I can't disclose
that information I
if I tell you all that then you'll know
so he coached three
seasons yes made
two conference finals and made
one NBA finals appearance
only coached three seasons in the NBA
yeah
yeah
let's go
I don't know
wait what what
I hear you
what'd you say
I really don't know Ocho
I don't know
I'm just gonna say
David Blatt
I don't know
okay David Blatt
David Blatt
David Blatt is absolutely wrong too
you went one for five
just like I did
the answer you were looking for
is Larry Bird
Larry Bird.
Larry Bird only coached three seasons?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
One for five.
I feel good.
Huh?
I feel good.
I don't feel bad no more.
I told you.
You see how difficult it is? See, what you didn't do, you were supposed to say which Hall of Famer.
See, you didn't do that.
See, why you do that? See, I give you all the words.
Hey, listen. Listen.
Why the joke are you... Ocho.
Why you do that? You told me to spell
catundrum.
Conundrum. Whatever.
Never heard that word. Ocho. Never heard that word
ever before in life. Ocho.
You were supposed to say which
Hall of Famer
coached
only three years? What NBA
Hall of Famer coached only three
years? That's what I said.
You left the Hall of Fame part
out. When I read the question,
I said Hall of Fame.
Oh, my God.
All right. I'll get you back. I'll get you back.
One for five. One for five. All right. I'll get you back. I'll get you back on TV. One for five.
One for five.
All right.
It's time for our last segment of the day,
and it's called Q&A.
I'm joking.
Hey, the chat talk about I'm cheating, man.
You are.
What y'all talk about?
He cheated me with them questions.
You know, he cheated me with them spelling words.
Let's go chat.
Ask me whatever you want.
All right.
Delaney Ray, sticking with draft movie theme.
What do you consider two of the top three most memorable movie quotes of all time?
Oh,
oh,
that's a,
that's an easy one.
Any given Sunday,
the Al Pacino speech is really not a quote,
but that speech boy till this day is one of the best ever.
If you're,
if you're doing,
going to do anything competitive,
listen to that before you do it,
man,
send chills to your body.
Still to this day,
best speech Al Pacino gave in any given sunday
is phenomenal man movie quote and that was a good question uh what about uh uh what about
denzel's speech and remember the titans yeah that was a good one that was a good one but it don't
it don't touch it don't trust al pacino on any given Sunday, though. Do you remember that speech?
The game of inches, the six inches
you want, a writing of... Oh, my goodness.
Right.
I ain't the biggest sports
movie guy.
I can't remember a thing from Rudy. I mean, win
this for the gift. Huh?
She didn't say sports.
She said draft movie.
Oh, oh, oh,
okay. Oh, okay. Oh,
it doesn't have to be a sports movie.
Okay, she's like sticking with what? Okay.
Oh, a few good men.
Oh, you can't handle the truth. Oh, A Few Good Men. Oh, You Can't Handle the Truth.
A Few Good Men, yes.
You Can't Handle the Truth.
Yeah, that's classic.
Yes.
That's a classic line.
A Few Good Men.
Oh, wait a minute.
Denzel from Training Day.
Training Day.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What about the goddamn Full Metal Jacket?
The drill sergeant in the beginning of the movie.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't know they stacked shit that goddamn high.
Where you from, son?
Yeah, yes. Full Metal Jacket. movie yeah yeah i didn't know they stacked shit that goddamn high where you from son yeah yes
texas they got number stairs and queers which one are you
hey boy that movie is classic yeah a few good men training day full metal jacket
full metal jacket and that that speech that al Pacino speech at any given Sunday is like, oh, unbelievable.
Alec Baldwin quote, watch Malice.
The movie Malice.
Alec Baldwin had a quote.
He said, I have an MD from Harvard.
I'm board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery.
I received citations from seven different medical boards in New England,
and I'm never, ever sick at sea.
That quote.
Well, how do you know that?
Okay.
I do, Alec.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, I got to give you a standard A.
That was nice, too, boy.
I like that.
But, you know, because he has a God complex,
and he's in there, he's taking out a woman over his,
and she's no longer have, and, you know, blah, blah, blah.
But that movie, I love that movie.
Yeah, that was nice. nice so a few good men
training day
full metal jacket
malice
what other movies
oh I got one
what's that
everything you do
color purple color purple yeah
everything
everything you do
color purple
oh yeah
but y'all go check that
that malice theme out
oh
Denzel and Fences
did you remember Denzel?
Oh, which one?
When he was fussing with Viola
or when he was talking to his son?
When he was talking to Viola Davis.
Oh, they, listen,
that part when she was crying,
when she was boo-hoo crying
with snot coming down her nose.
Classic scene.
She played that one.
Classic.
Diamond said,
Hello, Uncle Nocho.
My husband started me
watching Nightcap months ago.
I love watching you guys. Question,
will you ever make t-shirts for wives
that watch Nightcap?
Much love.
They're unisex.
We're going to
come out with more
slogans. We're going to come out with more t-shirts
with just Nightcap. But they're unisex.
They're not like
specifically for one gender or another. They're going to come out with more t-shirts with just nightcap. But they're unisex. They're not like specifically
for one gender or another. They're unisex.
But Diamond,
thank you for watching. We really appreciate that.
We love our women viewers and listeners.
So thank you so much for supporting nightcap.
Appreciate that. Kemper Norwood Jr. said
Go ahead, Ochoa. What did you want to say? No, I just said
I totally appreciate that. Appreciate you watching.
Kemper Norwood Jr.
said, my question is,
does Ocho get his fun coat
if Minnesota wins the game?
I like that. I like that.
I like that.
Okay, how about this? If they win
a game, I'll send you your fun coat.
If they don't win, I get to keep it.
I don't like that bet.
Nope. I don't like that bet. Nope. I don't like that bet.
You said they're going to win a game.
But, yeah, listen, I believe in Ant-Man.
They're going to win.
They're going to win Tuesday.
I ain't tripping.
They're going to win Tuesday.
They're going to win Tuesday?
Yeah.
They play Tuesday, right?
That's the last one?
Yeah, today's Sunday.
Yeah.
That's game four. It's, today's Sunday. Yeah, that's the game.
That's game four. It's Tuesday.
They're going to win.
Okay, Ocho. Filthy McNasty
said, yo, Uncle Ocho,
big fan since CBS. How about
you let's just say for the sake of argument.
Let's just say
for the sake of argument, sure. That's probably going to
come to. Shout out to Bubba Dub and Gil.
Laporte had some good stuff. Thanks for all you do.
Hey, Filthy McNasty, I appreciate that, bro.
I appreciate your support.
Yeah, we thank Gil for joining us on
Wednesday night. Bubba Dub came on.
We're going to try to get Bubba Dub, but he's doing his own
thing. He's a touring comedian.
He has his own show that, I think,
daily, right? He has his own show that goes daily.
But we're going to try to get Bubba
Dub back on. I'm going to make an appearance on his show because that's what we do.
We support each other here.
So thanks, Filthy, for watching you boys.
Peacemaker said, the best player of this generation is always compared to the best player ever.
Notice people are comparing Ant-Man to Jordan, not LeBron.
Evil laugh.
Well, I mean, they don't really compare
people to people that play.
You know,
when
Barry Bonds was
comparing, they compared him to Ruth.
Now, guys, they compare him when they hit the ball.
They compare him to Bonds. Normally, they don't
compare. Who gets compared
to Patrick Mahomes?
They didn't compare Patrick
Mahomes to Brady when I was
playing, that he might do it now,
but he don't really have the same skill set.
I mean, he can run better than Brady.
He either has a stronger arm than Brady.
So there's really nothing comparable.
Even George, because
I mean, we've never seen anything like LeBron
Ant-Man is about the same
I think Ant's like 6'4
so I don't think he's quite as tall as Jordan
Jordan's like 6'6, Kobe's like 6'6
but LeBron is a freak
of nature because we've never seen anybody
that's as indestructible
as he is with a body like that
to be able to do what he does.
He can pass like magic.
He can score like Malone.
He can rebound like a big.
So he has a very unique combination.
But Ant-Man,
well, Ant-Man need to get his Jordan on.
Because he kind of looking like
Jordan did in his first playoffs
against Bird. Y'all remember that?
Oh.
I do.
He gonna be alright. But anyway.
Rich said, hey Uncle Nocho,
you guys are very inspiring teacher fans
a lot of lessons. I'm a graphic designer
and would love to work on anything nightcap.
I do clothes, thumbnails,
grid for the position.
DM Ash. That's Ash.
Jerome Kamani said,
Hey, love the show. Been watching since
day one. Is my girlfriend's
Maya's
I guess that's what it is.
Maya's birthday. Could you
and Ocho please wish her a happy birthday?
Maya, happy birthday. Jordan want to wish you a very, very special happy birthday. Could you and Ocho please wish her a happy birthday? Maya, happy birthday.
Jordan, want to wish you a very, very special
happy birthday. This is your
special day. Enjoy and many more to
come. Happy birthday
to you. Yep.
James Stilwell
said, stay hydrated, wear sunscreen.
You all are kings and queens. Smile
for yourself and for the people around you.
Thank you, Jay. Yes.
Make sure if you go outside, drink plenty
of water and make sure you put
the proper amount of sunscreen.
And eat McDonald's.
No, don't do that.
I might be on that grill tomorrow.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho? Oh, shoot.
I'm finna come. I'm finna come.
Where you at? Man, I ain't got no
damn grill. Oh, my bad. I was finna
come. And I'll eat hot dogs. I'm finna come where you at? man I ain't got no damn grill oh my bad I was finna come
you know
and all these hot dogs
you don't eat hot dogs?
no
hell nah
that's what I'm waiting on
I'm waiting on hot dogs
nah
no
man I hadn't had
I hadn't had a hot dog
in probably
since 99
damn but you don't know
I went to a Rockies game
last time I had a hot dog I went to a Rockies game but you don't know what you to a Rockies game last time I had a hot dog
I went to a Rockies game
but you don't know
what you're missing
you know what
I had a sausage dog
what
I had a sausage dog though
but not a hot dog hot dog
yeah you
you missing out
now I ain't missing nothing
I'm just telling you
every
every sporting event
old blizzy eater
that's fine
that's fine
listen
I'm gonna get
every
every sporting event I go to
I'm getting a hot dog.
I don't care.
I just can't.
When I was at the Dream Wings game, I had two hot dogs.
Really?
Right on the sidelines.
Stuff in my face.
I don't care.
I normally get a burger or I get chicken tenders.
Nah, I need my hot dog.
Man, the Dodgers got a hot dog.
That thing ain't about that long.
How much?
I bet it's about $30. And it's sticking out of both ends of the bun. I said, nah, the Dodgers got a hot dog. That thing ain't about that long. How much? I bet it's about $30.
And it's sticking out of both ends of the bun.
I said, nah, I'm good.
I'm passing on that one.
Ah, nah.
Nah, the Dodger dog, but it's famous.
I mean, the Dodger dog is world famous.
Everybody knows.
It's like, you got to go.
You got to get the Dodgers.
I said, nah, I'm gonna get that ice cream.
Because they actually give you ice cream
in a baseball helmet.
So they fill the baseball helmet up with ice cream.
I said, I'll get that before I get that hot dog.
I'm good with the hot dog.
And you tripping.
That brings back memories, man.
As a little kid. What kind of memories?
Man, my grandma making me hot dogs
with Beanie Weenies.
Man, you tripping.
Ocho, we didn't get
hot dog buns. I don't know. I mean,
we didn't have hot dog buns.
We ate hot dog with light bread.
Okay.
Yeah? Yeah. So, I mean,
they ain't have no hot dog buns, man.
I don't know nobody. I mean,
not in my family. They ain't have no hot dog buns. We don't know nobody I mean not not in my family
they ain't have no hot dog buns
we ain't have buns we take bread and wrap it
and wrap it around
we did that we did that too
and so you know we got them
hot dogs that came like 50 in a pack
they were pink
and you boil them
and they were still in the case you know
you remember those
yeah so I didn't get the gourmet hot dogs and you boil them, and they were still in the case. You know, you remember those? I knew exactly what you were talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I didn't get the gourmet hot dogs until...
Gourmet?
Now, you know,
them hot dogs that come at a stadium or a game,
they different than the ones you cook at home.
Yeah.
Even the ones you get at the gas station.
The ones that get at the gas station,
they have that being that...
Hey, hold on, man.
What about downtown? And the buns be warm?
Hey, what about downtown?
Like downtown Cincinnati, downtown
LA?
Yeah. The ones in New York?
The hot dogs on the little cart?
Oh, you talking about the vendors. You talking about the cart.
Woo! I'm doubling up.
Two glizzies.
Mm-mm. Two glizzies.
No mustard, no ketchup, no mess no mustard no ketchup no nothing things be
good nah i mean ashby put mayonnaise on hot dogs oh no that's what i told oh hell no who the hell
put mayonnaise on hot dogs i i eat everything plain i don't need nothing on there. I mean, what I did, look, give me ketchup or some relish.
That was it. But mayonnaise,
ketchup, mustard,
chili, onions,
come on, bro. That's too much.
Y'all trying to make a damn meal out of a hot dog.
Man, you got some crazy
dog. Hell dog.
I don't like mayonnaise.
Oh, y'all. All don't like mayonnaise. Oh,
y'all.
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