Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Tyson vs. Paul debate + Should men pay the bill?
Episode Date: May 20, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson are joined by Shay Shay Media's Bubba Dub Morgan, and they react to Mike Tyson snapping at a reporter for referring to him as a "gimmick" ahead of his fight... with Jake Paul, Drake losing major money on his Fury vs. Usyk bet, Manchester City winning its 4th-straight EPL title, a video about whether men should be expected to pick up the check on their dates, and much more!02:10 - Mike Tyson Freaks out11:32 - Drake Looses 500k13:05 - SoccerCap31:53 - Spell-O-Cinco36:53 - Dunk on Unc46:03 - Q and Ayyy(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Check this out, guys.
Yeah.
Mike Tyson freaks out on the reporter for calling him a gimmick.
Let's take a listen to the sound from Mike.
My question's for Jake.
Jake, you say you want to be a serious boxer and you want to be a contender and be a title holder. So then when in your career are you going to actually fight
a contender in your weight class and not do gimmick fights?
I think he just called Mike Tyson a gimmick. Mike Tyson's 58 years old or will be at the time of the fight, yes.
As much as I respect Mike Tyson and his...
Why did you just call me a gimmick?
I didn't call you anything.
Why did you call me?
I didn't call you anything.
Uh-oh.
It's been four years in this sport,
and I've done more to it than any boxer in the history of the sport.
So in due time, sir, I will be fighting for a world championship and I will be shutting you the fuck up and making you eat your own words.
Just like the rest of these fucking punks.
Yeah.
Talk your shit, boy.
Fuck you. Talk about it.
Nigga, I hit you.
You going for Jake Paul?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not going for nobody.
I'm just watching.
I'm just watching.
I know one thing.
I know one thing.
If goddamn Jake make a mistake
and hit Mike Tyson
and piss Mike off,
they doing eight round,
two minute round.
Now you fuck around
and hit Mike the wrong way
and Mike snap on your ass
and decide to add pressure
and open up.
Man, listen.
I don't know if Jesus got that will,
but somebody better be driving.
Yeah.
Somebody better be driving.
See, Jake Paul tried to put,
so you call Mike a gimmick.
No, when are you going to fight a real fighter
that fights routinely,
that's not 58 years of age,
who's not well-placed.
He fought Tommy Fury. He fought Tommy Fury.
He fought Tommy Fury.
And lost.
Yeah.
Fighting Nate Robinson.
Fighting the guy that he...
Come on now, Ocho.
Yeah, he...
We got to pray for him, too.
He got kidney problems,
Nate Robinson, man.
He ain't been the same
since Jake Paul had his booty in there
when he knocked him out.
Yeah.
But we praying for Nate Robinson, man.
He got kidney.
He need a kidney.
I think it's going to happen.
Listen, there's...
I think what Jake is doing is strategic,
as most boxers do,
to build their resume
until they can get to the big fights,
the good fights,
and build themselves up
as far as the resume goes
till you get to the big money fights.
I mean, this is the way
all boxers have always done it.
I think people because...
No, they fought real boxers.
They fought guys that actually boxed.
They're not fighting retired football players
or retired basketball players.
That's not... Stop saying that, Ocho.
That's not what boxers do.
Boxers might fight guys that they're better than
that actually box.
I was going to say, yes, they start very small
with the competition
that they are much better than
until they hone their skill
to get to the better fighters.
But I understand what you're saying.
I think because Jake
doesn't have a boxing background,
he doesn't have a boxing background,
he's starting this route
until he gets a little better.
Then he can go and face those that fight for a living.
Do you realize what weight class he in?
What weight class would he be in?
He weighs 199, so he's going to have to be a cruiserweight.
A cruiserweight.
Yeah, that's dangerous.
Or drop down to 175.
He knows it.
Did you just hear what I said? That's dangerous.c, that's dangerous. Or drop down to 175. You know who's it. Did you just hear what I said?
Unc, that's dangerous.
Exactly.
That's dangerous.
With a real fighter with real ring experience that's been doing it all his life, Unc, that's dangerous.
Thank you.
I respect Jake Paul for what he's done, but it's dangerous.
There's levels.
We talk about it all the time, but there's levels.
And he talking about he want Canelo at 168?
all the time on their levels.
And he talking about he want Canelo.
At 168?
That's dangerous.
Even at 168.
Even with him being 190 or whatever he is.
That's dangerous. Yeah, I mean, he dropped down
and hopefully he doesn't have a rehydration clause
and he can balloon back up to 180, 185.
But he ain't seeing nobody in the 175.
He's not better than Benavidez,
or Plant, or better than BF.
Stay away from him.
Stay away from him.
That's dangerous.
No!
That's the only thing I can say.
Because you don't have the ring experience,
you don't have the experience in general.
What you've done in the past four years
has been fucking phenomenal.
I salute Jake.
Remember Bovo beat the brakes off of Canelo
at 175.
Yeah.
But Bovo, that's a different animal.
Yes!
That's a different animal.
So that's what I'm saying.
You look at where he is weight-wise.
Right.
He's 199.
So that means he can drop down to 175.
I think 175,
I don't see him going all the way down to 168.
Yeah.
Because that's going to take a lot.
Because he's a big man.
He walks around as a big man.
Yeah.
And I think that's one of the things that really helped Floyd.
Because Floyd is not a naturally big man.
So, Floyd, he had to drop about five to eight pounds.
And he's ready to go fight.
Yeah.
I mean, I know a lot of people talk shit about Jake.
They don't like about, you know, what he's doing, the way he's doing it.
Somebody say Jake at 230 right now.
I like it.
I like it.
He found a niche.
He found a niche.
He submerged himself in the game of boxing.
He put a team around him, and he's been taking it very serious the past four years.
I mean, I know a lot of people will talk trash about him, but what he's done for the game of boxing
and the entertainment value and aspect that he's brought to the game
has been dope.
Well, I'll tell you this. July 20th, when he
fight Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson knocking the head
and shoulder shampoo out of the head that night.
I'm telling you right now.
Could be the end of it for him.
It could be the end of it for him, man, getting hit by Mike.
I wasn't getting in the ring with Mike. He better than me.
Yeah.
Hold on. You remember when
Tommy,
what was the guy that fought?
What was Tommy?
The white guy. You remember the white guy, Ocho?
Who? The heavyweight.
Butterbean?
No. Butterbean was a niche that, you know,
until he got his ass knocked out,
it wasn't cool no more. What was the white guy?
Tommy, he fought Stallone.
He fought Rocky.
What was his real name?
Ivan Drago?
No, no.
He was an actual boxer.
Talking about that Russian.
What was his name?
I don't know.
He ended up catching AIDS.
Really? You know who I'm talking about? Tommy Morrison.
Tommy Morrison.
Tommy Morrison. Yes.
Yes. He fought Tyson?
No, he fought
Ray Mercer like he killed him.
For real? Yes.
Go back
and look at that fight. Ray Mercer
like he killed him.
Damn. And I think the thing
is you know he didn't have any background
but I mean
he fought but man
like I said I think
because boxing the really
great boxers they start
early very early
you gotta be able to see those punches
Ocho. Yeah.
That's the whole thing. What gets you out of there
is when you get tired and you don't see that punch.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. It's the shit you don't see.
It's the shit that you don't see that knock your ass out, man.
Hell yeah. Normally it's an
uppercut
because it's coming from your blind spot
or overhand something.
Something that's coming from a blind spot.
You know, a jab. I mean, sometimes you obviously
catch your flush on the 10. It can put you down,
flash knockdown. But them punches
that you don't see, that come from your blind
spot? Yeah.
Hey.
Boxing
is the art, man. There are very few that do
it the right way, but the ones that
do, man, it's a beautiful thing when you know
what you're watching.
Listen, when you watch the Kirsten Stevenson fight,
when you watch Boots fight,
when you watch Caleb Plant
fight, I'm talking about fighters that
are so technically
sound, and they put
it all together, it looks like a fucking dance.
It looks like a dance
when the movement in and out
and distance and just
creating angles and just all...
When they put it all together, man, that shit is phenomenal
to watch. I'm talking about skillful boxers.
Bam Rodriguez.
I'm trying to think who else.
Emilio Vargas. Some people in the chat
might know who I'm talking about.
Why you ain't named Crawford yet?
Butt is up there too.
Come on.
He did that number on what you call him?
He did that number on Earl.
On drunk Earl?
Butt up there.
Did you notice the skill set
of the fighters I just named?
That's a lot of defense skills.
As a matter of fact,
defense is their offense.
But, I mean, yeah.
But, but, but.
Which one you take,
all the guys you name,
which one you taking over Bud?
You taking Shakira over Bud?
No, come on.
They training.
You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I know one thing.
Everybody, everybody I just named,
I beat their ass, though.
Who?
You?
I got my money on you, homie. I got my money on you, homie.
I got my money on you, homie.
Hey, hey, hey.
All right.
Let's go.
Hey, guess what?
And you're going to be just like Drake.
Drake took another massive L.
He bet $565,000 on Tyson Fury to beat Youssef.
After Kendrick Lamar claimed Drake had a gambling addiction
and saw a $565,000 bet. Drake lost Sunday's
heavyweight title fight between Tyson Fury
and Uthick didn't prove
didn't help to prove Lamar
wrong. Yeah.
I ain't no money to Drake. $565,000
ain't no money to him, man.
I still don't understand. Even though Drake
has the money to do it, Drake has the money to
lose. I still
don't understand how people gamble. I want to be responsible. If I the money to lose. I still don't understand how people gamble.
I want to be responsible.
If I'm going to lose something,
I want to be on the end of why it was lost.
I don't want to put it in the hands of anybody else.
And I don't want to have to rely on anybody else
for me to keep my goddamn money.
So, I mean, there are gamblers out there.
Drake is one of them.
I think Michael Jordan is another.
There are other NBA guys that I've heard the stories on.
Yeah, that's their drilling rush.
That's the closest thing you can get.
Betting a million dollar, two million dollar hands.
Like, what in the are we doing?
Like, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
And I just like hearing the stories.
I don't see how they do it.
You know, I don't even want to pay my damn bills on time.
I mean, we got people out here gambling away millions and two million. I mean, it's how they do it. I don't even want to pay my damn bills on time. We got people out here gambling away
millions and two million.
It's what they do. It's a part of their lifestyle
and their life.
I can't
say nothing. I can't say nothing because I'm
cheap. I'm the cheapest motherfucker in the world
and always have been and always will be.
I just like hearing the stories.
All right, Ocho. It's time for your
favorite segment. It's time for your favorite segment
It's time for Soccer Cap
Manchester Wilds fans
For a fourth straight
EPL champion title
After finishing above Arsenal
So you now Ocho
Hey listen
Those that are in the chat
That are fans of the beautiful game
As I am
Manchester City
Listen for one
Congratulations to Manchester City, listen, for one, congratulations to
Manchester City, but I was
hoping Arsenal, I'm not
going to say they bottled it because Arsenal did have
a great season.
Unfortunately,
Man City wins for the
fourth straight time winning the
EPL Championship. First 4P
to English football history,
unbeaten in 43 straight home matches
man city this season under pep guardiola listen to me real quick six pl titles two fa cups four
efl cups two community shields one champions league one super cup one club world cup one Super Cup, one Club World Cup. Unfortunately, Arsenal, the last two PL seasons,
zero titles in 20 years, zero trophies in Europe in 30 years.
Again, shout out to Arsenal for the last two PL seasons.
Second in wins, second in points, second in goals,
second in goals conceded, five second in goal difference by 16,
gave Man City a run for their money this season.
Hopefully next year, Arsenal can pull it off.
But again, Pep, Holland, Foden, Rodrigo, Silva.
Congratulations to Man City and their fans.
And we'll see you guys next season.
And that is it for Soccer Cap.
That's Soccer Cap from Ocho.
Ocho loves soccer, guys.
So from time to time, we'll have...
You know what's funny?
I think people don't understand
how much I love the game of soccer.
I've ended relationships in the past.
I broke up with women in the past over soccer.
If I had a choice, Bubba,
if I had to choose between watching a soccer game
or having sex with someone that was a dream of mine
or a crush, I'm choosing soccer.
Hey, Bubba, I'm not playing.
Listen, listen, listen.
Let me take my glasses off so you can see my eyes. So you understand, I'm not playing. I, listen, listen. Let me take my glass off so you can see my eyes now so you understand I'm not
playing. I don't play when it comes to soccer. If it came
between a soccer game
and being with Real,
guess what I'm picking?
I'm picking Real.
You're right. I'm picking Real.
Let me stop.
You can tell me about somebody else.
Y'all get me in trouble, man.
Oh, yeah.
I ain't nothing. I want to watch more than that.
I ain't watch my damn kids.
No.
Hey, hell nah.
I want you on that one, though.
Hell to the top.
Boy, please.
Hey, bro, we should say you only watch your damn kids, huh?
Hell no, not for that.
Hey,
hey, bub, give them
a popsicle and say, daddy be right back.
Hey,
my kids got all me other day for me
to come over here. I had something at the crib.
Hey, I got COVID, baby.
I can't come over here.
For y'all boys here, boy.
Hey, hey.
You know.
Y'all here here, boy. Hey, hey. You know. Y'all here.
Bad lead.
Y'all be.
Nah, man.
Ain't stopping there, Ocho.
I can't do it.
Hey, soccer, soccer it is, man.
Soccer come before any and everything, boy.
I tell you no lie.
And it's been like that for years.
Matter of fact, I done got fired by the NFL.
My dumb ass, when it came time to warm up for NFL games,
I'm out there with a soccer ball,
dribbling and going around the goddamn field.
Man, Paul Tagliabue passed that rule down.
Then Roger Goodell, when Roger Goodell came in,
he passed the rule down.
Please get the soccer ball off Chad's feet
before a football game.
Marvin Lewis took my ball.
I still ain't got that damn ball back.
Yeah. Well, you rich, They ain't going to go nowhere. I'm
broke, so I got to get in.
I got to get in
and prove my love.
I ain't got time to be playing no games, man.
Check this out, guys.
White friends wanted her husband
to pay for their meals.
Let's take a listen to the sound.
I'm sorry, you're the only man at this table.
Why are we doing separate tests?
It's all women here.
No, but I'm not responsible for paying everybody.
I got the birthday girl.
But you invited everybody.
You invited all of us.
I didn't invite you.
Ernestine invited you.
Okay, I'm responsible for who I brought.
Okay, you're the only man in the table.
I'm sorry, hold on.
We was all doing Russian roulette, paying for credit cards and all that.
Now all of a sudden you want to split check?
We doing split checks now?
That was 2021.
Y'all wait.
Things were different.
Not 2021.
But I didn't sign up for that.
Okay, there's nobody else doing that.
But you participated.
I know we got checked.
Wait a minute, y'all.
Hold on.
This is my birthday, for real.
Don't do that.
I'm out of the business. I didn't have anything. No, no, no, no, y'all. Hold on. This is my birthday, for real. Okay. It's all a matter of business. I didn't have anything.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's Donnie's birthday.
Wait a minute. We're not doing this.
I didn't pay for nothing that I didn't get.
But you did, though.
But you said it was a thing.
You don't pay for a seat.
Okay, well, yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
There's a 20 and everything on this table.
I don't care how y'all do it.
I didn't order.
I didn't have anything.
I just showed up here.
Well, I'm sorry.
Dave, but you always pay.
Like, you're the only man at the table.
You're not going to pay the check, seriously.
But I don't, I'm not, I'll be good.
I got my whole family.
It's $700 for this whole table, and it's my birthday.
This is your podcast, Coco.
How much?
It's only chance.
You being cheap.
Are you kidding me right now?
I'm being cheap right now.
Okay.
No, if that was the case,
I would have just,
I would have just took you out
for once in your life.
Hey, for one,
I love when I get to see skits like this
on Twitter all the time.
Obviously, I've seen this before.
It's somewhat of a skit,
but I like it
because it gives...
A real life situation.
It gives us something to discuss.
It gives us something to discuss,
a real life situation.
And part of the problem is,
is a lot of women,
a lot of women date guys
that make fast money
and they lose a sense of reality
and thinking that when you date
and you go with us regular folk,
us regular folk,
you can have your friends
and we can pay for everything at the table,
but you got to understand who you're dealing with at certain times right when you're dealing with certain
people you can't move and have them cover expenses for your friends when you go out now when you're
dealing when you're dealing with your local dope boy who making fast money and it's okay and he
invite all your friends and he paid for every goddamn thing or you're dealing with people that
are part of the one percent that play in the NBA, they play in the NFL,
that move like that and can operate
where they purchase...
What's the word I'm looking for?
Where high earners like to purchase
for everybody. High value.
Yeah, high value men.
Yeah, you get it. You get it.
But that's a regular dad.
A regular dad. Come on.
$700?
Dumb, you got that?
You covering that, Dumb?
Yeah, Dumb. All the rest of them females giving me what I want?
Absolutely.
That's the only way I pay for anything.
Everybody else got to be willing and down and ready.
Then I cash out.
I be asking, you going to do something?
Uh-uh.
Pay for your own.
You good. I got you. That's the way I do that. Dumb asking, you going to do something? Uh-uh. Pay for your own. You good.
I got you.
That's the way I do that.
Dub, you on a quid pro quo?
Mm-hmm.
I can't do it.
I'm not going to pay for everybody's tab and I leave.
Ain't getting nothing.
Nah, it don't work that way with me.
Look, I...
Yeah, man.
They be...
Look, I mean, I thought if it's your
if it's
if she your girl
y'all supposed to pitch in
all y'all pitch in
for your
for
if that's y'all girl
that's your home girl
all y'all pitch in
and y'all cover the tab
right
not me
cause I'm her dude
but I cover all y'all
well it depends
it depends on who the dude is
now there are there are dudes out here
that date women
and when it's someone's birthday,
there are dudes
that cover the whole tab.
So sometimes women are used to that
because they're dealing with dudes
that I don't know
how they get their money
but they always cover everything.
And a lot of dudes
have been fooled
to pay for everything
because it makes them,
what's the woman say?
Oh, he a real one. Girl, he pay for everything. it makes him, what's the woman say? Oh, he a real one.
Girl, he pay for everything.
You know?
And to me,
it gives women no leverage
and they have no power
when you have a guy
that does everything financially.
If he does everything financially,
you have no leverage and no power
because all you have to offer
is one thing.
And once he get that,
then he's free to do whatever he wants
because he pays for every damn thing. And once he get that, then he's free to do whatever he wants.
Because he pays for every damn thing.
$700?
That's a child support payment for some people, man.
Everybody give up child support for a month to feed y'all?
Oh, hell no.
Now, I will do this.
I've been out.
And I see everybody, you know, hey, here's my card. And, you know, they're trying to explain to the guy, well, take $150 off my card.
Well, take $75 off.
I said, don't worry about it.
God damn it.
I'm excuse me.
I said, God dang it.
Here.
Come on.
I ain't got all night.
Y'all done passed that man 12 credit cards.
And you say take $150 off yours.
Take $75 off yours.
Take $150 off yours.
Take $32 up.
Come on now.
Yeah. I don't make no sense. And then somebody passed that. Well, take $32 up, come on now. Did somebody pass that?
Well, Harry, I got $100 on it.
No good will you to have four drinks
out of the seafood tower,
and you going to talk about $100. And you know
them drinks at a restaurant, Ocho,
$25 a piece. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I don't go to no restaurant with nobody but
Real. I don't go to anybody.
No, I'm just saying.
Yeah.
Hey, but you know them drinks.
When you take Rell,
how much them drinks cost?
Oh, I try to get it drunk.
You know what I mean?
I try to get it tipsy.
I mean, I'm like, well, damn.
I should have brought my own bottle here
and just told y'all to bring me a glass of ice.
I know she watching.
Rell, you watching?
I know she in here.
Send us some money real quick.
Ray, send us $500.
So, hey, hey, Dub.
Your girl say, hey, Dub,
I'm going out, me and the girls.
You show up.
She got six of her girls.
They ordered.
They had a good time.
They ordered a drink.
They had to order, you know,
have about two or three drinks a order, you know, have about
two or three drinks a piece, you know, whether
they lemon drops or
Moscow Mule, Cosmopolitan,
whatever it is they drink.
You don't order the steak,
you know, somebody gonna get the lobster,
somebody gonna get the crab, they don't order the
appetizer.
The bill come out,
the bill 15, two bands.
So by the time...
Hold on.
How much?
If it's a party of six or more,
you know an 18% gratuity
is already attached to that.
What you got on that, Doug?
It just depends.
Like I say,
if one or two of them willing,
then I'm paying for the whole thing.
But, you know, like I said, if there ain't,
they're going to have to come up. Somebody's going to have to
cash out them some.
I just can't do it, man.
Hey, you just said $15,000, $2,000 for the
bill?
Ocho, when you start getting drinks, and you start
ordering them seafood, because you probably
got to get it.
But what are you eating at, though?
Yeah, I'm going to say the same damn thing.
What the hell are you eating at? though? Yeah, I'm going to say the same damn thing. What the hell you eating at?
What the hell you eating at? Mastro's,
Del Frisco, Steak 48.
If you go to, what's that place?
Lib, I mean, Prime 112. What's that
in Miami? What the hell
for at Prime 112, Ochoa? Hold on. Hey, listen.
I done been to Prime 112 a few times.
You know, Miles is the owner.
I sit upstairs on the little balcony, overlooking
everything. I go at real, when I first met her,
when I first met her, I was trying to be fancy
and let her know I move a little bit.
I'm like the mayor around here.
My bill, it wasn't that.
$1,500?
Yeah.
I just took
my daughter. My daughter just graduated from
mayor school. I took her
and I think it was probably about
probably about 15
15 people.
And with tax
and gratuity,
I paid like $3,300.
Oh, heck.
You're going to Golden Corral and spend $150
and be good for about 16 people
at Golden Corral.
But you could have went to Piccadilly's
and got the goddamn buff money.
That was my baby. That was my baby graduated med school.
So I told her wherever she wanted to go,
wherever she wanted to go, she was good.
I respect that.
That was her.
A couple of her best friends,
a couple of her instructors that really
helped her because she was at a
downtime and she was thinking about dropping out and they kept her up.
I say, so whatever you want, baby, is good. OK. All right. That's that's that's that's that's understandable.
And that's acceptable, obviously. But in any other scenario or circumstance, that kind of money.
No, not not. The funny thing about it. I'm sitting here talking trash.
That kind of money?
No.
Now, the funny thing about it,
I'm sitting here talking trash.
You know how I tip.
I tip like that,
but to actually pay for a meal for the amount I tip,
oh, hell no.
What you tipping though, Joe?
What you tip?
Oh, everywhere I go.
A thousand, two thousand.
Every time.
Every time.
No matter where I go.
No.
Hey, Bubba, every time.
Like for the past 20 years. No matter where I go. But the Hey, Bubba, every time, like for the past 20 years,
no matter where I go, but the fact that I'm paying for a meal,
$1,000 to $2,000, oh, no, that ain't happening.
That ain't happening.
Now, a bill, $20, the bill, $50, bill, $80,
I'm tipping $1,000 every time.
But you think I'm finna order $1,000 worth of food and drinks?
Who finna drink that? Man, y'all messing up the game with all this shit you think I'm going to order a thousand dollars worth of food and drinks? Who's going to drink that?
Man, y'all messing up the game
with all this shit you and I
doing $1,500, $2,000
leaving the $1,000 tip.
Y'all making it hard on me.
I ain't making it hard.
No, see, I eat at small...
I eat at Cuban spots.
I eat at Bahama Breeze.
I eat at Twin Peaks.
Like, I eat at regular normal stuff.
I just leave a tip
because I understand
when it comes to the service workers
in the service industry,
they don't make a livable wage
and they rely on their tips.
So that's why I always
go overboard in tipping.
But I don't eat at the Maestro's
and the Prime.
I don't do that five-star shit.
But you ain't going to see me there.
Bahama Breeze,
Red Lobster,
Piccadilly's,
you'll see me at Golden Corral.
I'm at Twin Peaks.
Hey, my homeboy's
Restaurant here
Smith
Hey you know
Kayvon Webster
From the Broncos
Remember Kayvon Webster
Yeah
And he got a restaurant
Called Smith and Webster
Man
My dog
My dog at the city
He got eye crave
And I got a Cuban spot
I go to right here in Miami
In Davie called
Havana Cuban Cuisine
That's it
I rotate the same restaurants
the past 15 years.
I'm shaking. I'm tearing up too.
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i tear up like when people when they the people that clean my room, I normally leave, like,
hey, can you clean my room?
I'm getting ready to leave for a couple hours.
Can you have my room clean?
I leave, like, $60.
I tell the front desk, can you have my room clean?
Left $60.
The money that's on the table, that's theirs.
Boom.
Hey, extra towels or whatever I need.
Like, just while I was
leaving, I said,
can you clean my room? I called down. They hadn't
sent anybody. Man, that lady left that
room. She was cleaning one room.
She got that cart.
She went on down there, cleaned that room,
left me some extra towels.
Yeah, I don't mind.
People do a good service.
I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't really go out. I don't mind. People do a good service. I don't mind.
I don't mind, Peyton.
I don't really go out.
I don't really go out to the...
When the kids come,
when I go home to Atlanta,
I go to...
Where I go to?
Hey, tell me.
Matter of fact,
I leave for Atlanta in the morning at 7 a.m.
Tell me what restaurant to go to.
Toast on Lent.
I go to a Chops.
Pull up on Toast on Lent, man.
Oh, you're talking about Toast on Lent?
That's a breakfast spot.
Breakfast is the right spot.
Bobby, you in Atlanta?
No, I'm in H-Town.
But I'm saying, you go to H-T-L, man, you good.
I go to Chops.
I go to Chops because they always going to work with me.
They always going to get me in.
Even if I call 30 minutes before I come, they're going to accommodate me, my kids, Shelly.
If I go with Jordan or somebody like that.
So if I need a table for six, they're going to take care of me because I've always been going there.
So I always go there.
And it's expensive.
I mean, you know, my kids are going to order steak.
They're going to get the lobster bisque.
They're going to get this and say, have a good time. It is what it is. I ain't going to take steak. They're going to get the lobster bisque. They're going to get this. It's like, have a good time.
It is what it is.
I ain't going to take none of it with me.
When you go to Ace Town, though, go to Oraster Hook.
I got you.
I don't mean.
You come down to Ace Town, go to Oraster Hook.
I'm allergic to shellfish.
You don't want to go there again.
You don't want to go there again.
That Alfred D. Jack.
I keep that Alfred D. Jack in that little pocket.
That little pocket.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That little diamond. That jacket. I keep that Alphard D jacket in that little pocket. That little pocket pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That little diamond.
That what I...
It does.
It do the same thing.
And I won't swell up.
Yeah.
It'll swell up, but I won't swell up.
You know what I'm saying?
Family.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
Baby.
Oh, man.
She green, man. She sleep, man. Matter of eight. Okay, Ocho. baby oh man she green man
she sleep man
okay Ocho
here it is what it is
it's time for our favorite
segment it's called
Spello Cinco Dub
I don't know if you watched this but Ocho
Spello Beat Champ
once I put that hat on
once I put that hat on.
Once I put that hat on, you know what it is.
Hey, chat, this for y'all, chat.
Huh?
And never forget, never forget.
I had one semester at Harvard before I got thrown out.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Academic scholar.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, Ocho, your first word
is jubilant.
I can tell by the interaction
Rail is a very jubilant
person. Jubilant.
I mean, jubilant.
Jubilant, jubilant, jubilant.
J-U-B--U-B-I
L-E-N-T
J-U-B
I
L-A-N-T
Jubilant
That's what I just said
No you said E
I said A
I didn't say E
I said Jubilant
L-A-N-T
I know I know I'm not tripping I know how to spell Jubilant L-A-N-T I know I'm not tripping
I know how to spell Jubilant
I said J-U-V-I-L-A-N-T
not E-L-A-N-T
0 for 1 to Chad
say you're 0 for 1
the next word is vivacious
vivacious
well how you gonna cheat me
out of my word, though?
Hey, Bubba, you just heard me say A, right?
I said A-L-A-N-T.
Chad said you got it wrong, Ocho.
That's why the next word is vivacious.
Vi-vi-vivacious?
Yes.
Yes.
word is vivacious.
Vi? Vi? Vivacious?
Yes.
Vi. One would assume that Ocho has a very vivacious personality.
That I do.
That I do. I ain't gonna lie to you about that.
I do have a vivacious personality.
Now, I don't know how to spell that, motherfucker,
but I'm finna do the best I can.
Do the best you can.
Vivacious. Vi.
Vi. Don't Vi-vacious.
Don't look at the chat.
Just keep, just look at me.
I ain't look at the chat.
I ain't got no chat.
Vivacious.
V-I-V-A-C-I-O-U-S.
Vivacious.
That is correct.
Oh!
Stop playing with your boy, boy!
What you talking about?
What? You see what that shirt say what you see what that shirt say you see
what that shirt say i saw what the chat i saw what his chat said too okay industrious you talk
about the chat i don't need no chat this is what i do i n d u s t r i o u s i don't need no chat
what you talk about this is what do. Don't play with me.
Look at my shirt.
What it say?
Next word.
You're two for one.
Enthusiastic.
I've been two for one.
I'm more than two for one.
What you talking about?
I'm enthusiastic.
Two for three.
Excuse me.
You're two for three.
You missed one.
Two for three.
Enthusiastic.
Yes.
E-N.
T-H-U.
S-I-A.
S-T-I-C.
Correct.
I know it's correct.
What you thought was going to happen?
I went to Harvard.
I worked hard for this. What you talk about? Don't play with me.
You're three for four. The last word
is benevolent.
Don't play with me.
What you talk about?
The last word is
benevolent.
Benevolent. Benevolent.
Who is that?
It's like a Christmas cow?
No.
We know, but don't worry about it.
Benevolent.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me take my hat and my shades off now.
This is an important one for me
because this means a lot to me.
Benevolent.
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
Benevolent Can you use it in a sentence please
Uh
People that give
Are considered benevolent
Ah like in church
Like the offering
Yes
Oh the benevolent
The offering
In church
Well this is a tough one here
Unc, man.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Bubba, you wanna help me out a little bit?
I might be happy with a couple words.
B-E-N-E-V-O-L-E-N-T.
There it is.
Correct.
B-E-N-E-V-O-L-E-N-T.
Hey!
We out here.
Ah, let's go.
Now it's time for
Dunk on Unk
Hey, what I went for?
I went four for five, right?
Four for five
Hey, there's one thing about it
There's one thing about it
That Harvard education did me well
What?
That Harvard education did me well
They can't tell me I ain't no scholar
Hold on, hold on
Let me put my reading glasses on
So I can see now
Take this hat off
I don't need that no more
Yes, sir
Man, that was a good one, man
I feel good about that too, boy
Hey
I think it's the fam new shirt
That's why I did so good tonight
Dunk on on Chat, y'all pay attention now You ready? boy. Hey, I think it's the fam new shirt. That's why I did so good tonight.
Dunk on on. Chat, y'all pay attention now. You ready?
Onk, you ready?
Yeah, we done. Yes. Alright, alright.
Don't cheat now. I don't know who that is talking to you
in the air to the left. Don't cheat now.
That's Ashby sitting to the left where she always
sits. In the chair. Okay, okay.
Tell Ash don't give you none of the answers.
Like it's her chair.
Alright. Question number one. Okay, tail ass don't give you none of the answers. Like it's her chair. All right.
Question number one.
What team is the oldest franchise
in professional football history?
What team is the oldest franchise
in professional football history?
I would say the Packers, the Acme Packers. That is
absolutely motherfucking wrong.
Arizona Cardinals. The Cardinals
started playing professional football in
1899 in Chicago
under the name the Morgan Athletic
Club. You are awful wrong. But they
were not a football. They were not professional.
They were not an NFL team.
I didn't
say, did I say NFL? I said professional
What?
I didn't say NFL
I said professional
I said professional football history
Okay Ocho
You're 0-1
Don't try to move the goalposts
The NFL started
You are 0-1
Okay Question number two Which The NFL started. Go ahead. You are 0-1.
Okay.
Question number two.
Which NFL team offense was nicknamed Air Correale during the 1980 NFL season?
The Chargers.
Okay.
I knew you was going to know that one. Now I gave you that easy one just to bring you back
just to bring your confidence up
to bring you back down to reality.
Alright, question number three.
I know you're feeling good about yourself, but you're
going to get this one wrong. What city
did the Tennessee Titans plan before
taking up their permanent
residence in Nashville?
What city did the Tennessee Titans plan before taking up their permanent residence in Nashville. What city did the Tennessee Titans plan
before taking up their permanent residence
in Nashville?
They started in Houston
as the Houston Oilers
and then they went to...
I think so.
Damn.
Come on, you know this come on now
well nah they played
nah because when we
played them they played
at Vanderbilt Stadium so they were in
Nashville
so are we saying
let me read it to you again
let me read it to you again because you sound like you're fishing for the answers.
Don't look at the chat.
Don't look at the chat.
Matter of fact, close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Have mercy, yeah.
Yeah, close your eyes.
Yeah, look at the ceiling.
Talk to God, man.
Okay.
What city did the Tennessee Titans play in
before, the key word is before,
taking up their permanent residence in Nashville.
Abel, the only other city
I can think of is Memphis.
Hell no.
Hell no. See?
You're cheating, man.
Oh, Joe!
The only other city you can think of is Memphis.
You would have said Memphis from the get-go.
Oh, Joe, hold on.
I needed clarification.
I just read the question
off the same way I read it the first two times.
You're giving me clarification. You're saying
not Houston because they were the
Houston Oilers.
They left Houston, went to
Tennessee. Now, when we played
them, they played at Nashville Stadium.
They played at Vanderbilt.
That had nothing to do with the question that was asked.
The question said... I can't ask for clarification.
You asked me to use it in the sentence.
Okay. All right. Memphis was
the correct answer, but I know you got that from the chat.
So, okay. Bet. Oh, Lord have mercy.
I know you got it from the chat. Okay. Come on,
I'm going to keep my eyes closed on this one.
Yeah. All right. Here we go.
Chat, y'all stop writing the answers down, man,
before I jump in the chat, man, and go headlong.
How do you know?
You say you can't see the chat.
You ain't got no chat.
Because when I've asked you to stop looking at the chat
and spell, you say you're going to see the chat.
No, I can't.
Because I would have to have my laptop.
I have to have a second page open for me to see it.
No, you got your phone open.
Go ahead.
I'm listening.
Go ahead.
It's my questions.
I don't have YouTube on my phone.
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't
I got a cricket
I ain't got no damn YouTube on there
That's right
You got cricket, mint, mobile
It don't matter
Here we go
What NBA team saw a height difference
Of two feet and four inches
Between two players?
What NBA team saw
Manute bowl
And Muggsy Bowls.
And what team did they play for?
I'm going to say
Washington Bullets.
Okay, okay.
You got that one right.
You got that one right.
You got that one right.
After getting the last two wrong.
I'm long gone.
I'm AOL.
I'm a long gone now.
Okay.
Okay.
What are the most rebounds?
What are the most rebounds
Wilt Chamberlain ever got in one game?
55.
Against who?
You see what he did, Dub?
Dub, you see what he did?
I shot that thing up the rack.
I don't need that.
Stop playing with me, Ochoa.
You got to tell me the team.
That's not what you said.
You ain't let me finish the question.
I was trying to finish the rest of the question.
Dub, you see what he tried to do with me, Dub?
You see what he does, son?
You asked me how many was the most rebounds
Will ever got in the game.
I think it was 55.
Boom.
Now you take the team. I mean, to finish the question, I would like in the game. I think it was 55. Boom. Now you take the team.
I mean, to finish the question,
I would like to know what game
and who he was playing against.
You don't know?
If you don't know,
just say you don't know.
I got it right.
I ain't going to let you add on.
Okay.
I'm going to give you a bonus question.
I'm going to give you a bonus question.
Who's the only player in NBA history
to accumulate 20,000 points in his career
despite averaging
fewer than 15 points per game.
I kind of like being tied with you.
I don't feel I need to answer this question because right now I'm four for five.
Right now I'm four for five.
What you scared of?
What you scared of?
I kind of like being.
I'm an academic scholar.
I went to Harvard.
So I'm expected to be able to spell all kind of words.
And I've studied the dictionary.
Now, when it comes to sports, you say you know basketball so well.
I did.
You say you AOL.
You AOL.
You AOL.
I'm long gone.
I got it. Ocho. At this point in time, I don't need the bonus. Hey, you say you AOL. You a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a You scared? You want the answer anyway to the bonus? Yeah, I'm gonna get you out of here.
The answer was Robert Parrish.
Motherfucker played a hundred years.
He did.
He definitely did.
He did.
He played with the Celtics.
He played with the Bulls.
I don't know if he played with anybody after that,
but I know he played with the Celtics and the Bulls,
and he played a lot of years.
Because he probably played like 13 or 14 years with the Celtics and the Bulls, and he played a lot of years. Because he probably played like 13 or 14 years with the Celtics.
That's a lot of years.
Okay, we tied.
You did that, Ocho?
No, it wasn't no tie.
It wasn't no tie.
Four for five.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Four for five.
Listen, one of the answers you looked at the chat to get,
that Memphis answer you looked at the chat.
I don't need to get no chat.
I don't need to look at no chat, Ocho.
You did.
Ocho, that's me.
Everybody know that you have looked at the chat and gotten a fan,
but they know we get it.
Get it to them.
Hey, you went to Savannah State.
I went to fam.
I know.
That's the difference.
I know.
I know.
I'm a rattler.
Wait, what's Savannah State?
What's y'all?
What y'all is?
Tigers.
Yeah, and you know what happened
when a rattler bite a tiger?
It died.
Not no Siberian, baby.
Siberian tiger went by 4,500.
Hey, man, a rattlesnake poison
to have a Siberian tiger dead in two minutes.
Nah, we don't even worry about them. We don't even worry about no rattlesnakes. First of all, there ain't going to be no rattlesnake poison to have a Siberian tiger dead in two minutes. Nah, we don't even worry about them.
We don't even worry about no rattlesnakes.
First of all, ain't going to be no rattlesnakes over there.
Maybe some cobras, but not no rattlesnakes.
But you know what?
All right, guys, it's time for our last segment of the day,
and it's called Q&A.
and it's called Q&A.
Shalit Jr. said,
great comedy show tonight, Bubba Dub.
Yeah, we appreciate Dub coming on,
jumping on with us.
We know you love basketball.
Want to give him some light, guys.
Hey, Dub, tell them what day is your show come on?
When are you on?
What time?
I'm on Monday through Friday
on YouTube on the Bubba Dub show.
I'm dropping Eastern time, 3pm
Eastern time every day, Monday through Friday.
You can catch that show. There you have it.
Mars V. Nuggets should be
asserting themselves to Kembe Mutombo
rolling over his grave.
Actually, Mutombo is still alive.
But they stole that
from Bubba Dub because when a team
loses, he always says their great players
are rolling over in his grave.
So that's an homage to Bubba Dove.
Laney Ray said,
Miss Nightcap, a fam made it home from Vegas live.
I have to wear my glove shirt every game now since.
I wore it tonight and they won.
Go Wolves.
Are you guys superstitious about anything?
Dove, let me start with you. Dove, are you superstitious about anything? Dub, let me start with you. Dub, are you superstitious
about anything? Yeah, I don't like nobody to cut
poles. I'm from the South, man.
So if I go around a pole, you got to go around
it with me. You can't cut that pole.
You're going to give me bad luck. Okay, we can't split it. Yeah, we can't split it.
Nah, so yeah, I'm very superstitious.
Oh, Joe, you superstitious? Huh?
You superstitious? Yeah.
I mean, it might be weird
to some people,
but for me,
anytime I partake in horizontal or vertical activity
with the love interest,
we always have to say a prayer before.
Yeah.
I'm saying a prayer after
because I'm glad she made it.
Ain't nothing happened.
You know what I'm saying?
The hammer, baby.
Black hammer coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ain't no hammer on this end.
So the prayer that I always put in
was the hope that she still stay
after finding out.
But see, that's the thing.
But see, you small like that.
See, when you're born,
see, when you got a spiked nail,
you need a sledgehammer.
Right.
You driving a nail with a tack hammer.
You put pictures on the wall. You know what I'm saying?
I'm driving a spike nail.
Listen, I wasn't
blessed and I'm not ashamed of that.
I'm not ashamed of that and I wasn't blessed.
Well, put that baby D on him.
I did. I tried.
I tried. Why do you think this one
ain't left yet?
Hey, Doug, they say that
ultra be flying up underneath like a
mechanic,
working on the
radiator.
Flying up underneath.
Is that right?
Is that right?
Listen,
I told you,
I told you,
and I tell you again,
listen,
three inches at
90 miles an hour
does damage.
That's all,
that's all that
matter.
Man,
you ain't,
you ain't,
they ain't doing
nothing.
You ready?
I tell you what,
I'll be so close to mine, I'll be ain't doing nothing. I'll tell you what,
I'll be so close to mine.
I'll be so close to mine,
I'll be on her ass like back pockets.
Man, y'all need to stop.
Man, Ocho,
you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Hey, listen, man.
Listen, I'm glad I can live in my truth, man.
So I feel free.
Being able to live in my truth
and not worry about what nobody say. Y'all can make fun
of me and talk shit all you want, man.
It's what it is.
But I guess paper cuts, paper cuts, they sting
a little bit. Oh, they hurt.
Oh, they definitely hurt.
And, you know, I get in there, I get to talking
and, you know, before I do anything,
you saw the movie 300, right?
Yeah.
Anytime.
Well, with that one in there
in that bedroom now,
when I'm coming out of the shower
and I scream,
this is Sparta,
oh, bitch, it's on.
Oh, it's on.
I'm finna kick walls in
and doors down.
Boy, you hear me?
I don't play no games.
Man, please.
I'm there telling you,
anytime you really small fellas,
all of you that aren't
well endowed, I'm telling you, the more you're really small fellas all of you that aren't that aren't well endowed
I'm telling you
the more you talk
the more they lose
lose interest in the fact that
you are not
really developed in that area
you know
the more you talk
you just
it just
ah
it's a mind thing
it's mind games
you got to play them
you know we got to do other things
that's what you're there for them
you try to convince yourself nah I ain't got I got to convince them. You know, we got to do other things. That's what you'd aim for them. You try to convince yourself.
No, I ain't got to convince them.
You try to convince yourself
you got to lug your line in the harbor.
She know it's a rowboat.
That's fine.
That's fine.
And you know, rowboat.
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Rowboat get you from point A to point B,
don't it?
Man, please.
I ain't got that kind of time, Ocho.
I ain't got that kind of time. Itcho. I ain't got that kind of time.
It's okay.
I found somebody
to love me for me.
Yeah, man.
I ain't got that kind of time, man.
Yeah, she love me.
Stick with her, Ocho.
Stick with her, man.
Stick with her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Find somebody to love you.
Yeah, I found somebody
to love me for me.
And I'm part of the
Itty Bitty Committee
and that's okay.
We out here.
Shout out to my itty-bitties in the chat.
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Goal standard, please tell the truth. You know Michael Jordan is the GOAT. You know LeBron is not the GOAT. Go stand up.
Please tell the truth.
You know Michael Jordan is the GOAT.
You know LeBron is not the GOAT.
He's top two or three.
Tell the truth.
Bro, that's my opinion.
I mean, people might say Kobe.
People might say Kareem.
People might say Jordan.
But to me, LeBron, that's my truth.
DeJuan Hines says,
which quarterback in this year's draft will be the best after the first five years
as a starter in the NFL?
Who you taking, Ocho?
You said this year's draft?
Yeah, the quarterback.
The quarterback?
Caleb Williams, Jaden Daniels,
Drake May, J.J. McCarthy,
Bo Nix, Michael Pinnock Jr.
It's tough.
It's between Caleb Williams and Jaden Daniels.
If I had to lean towards one, I'm going to go with Jaden Daniels.
Okay.
I like Caleb Williams, but I think Jaden Daniels has a little bit more freedom
and a little bit more upside because of the dual threat that he can be.
I'm going with Bo Nix.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I never saw him pay, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think after five years, I think he's going to be better than all of them.
Damn.
Shit.
So I'm paying the guru.
See what we can do with Drew Brees.
Well, he ain't do it.
He ain't do it with nobody else.
He was going to do it with Jameis, but Jameis had cataracts.
ain't do it with nobody else.
He was going to do it with Jameis,
but Jameis had cataracts.
Man, you know what, Ocho?
I really like what Chicago's done surrounding Caleb Williams with.
Yeah, yeah.
You got some good pieces,
Ronnie, man.
Rome, DJ Moore,
Keenan Allen, Cole Kmet.
Yeah.
Ain't going to do nothing in Chicago. Yeah. Ain't gonna do nothing in Chicago.
Them boys scared for they live
down in Chicago.
I wouldn't even want to play there,
I know.
But listen,
I like what Jaden Daniels
got to work with
and Jahan Dotson
and McLaurin.
What you call,
well, hey,
J.B. McCarthy got,
he got Justin Jefferson,
he got Addison,
he got T.J. Hawkinson.
Yeah, that's a name.
He got some slouches.
Yeah, he got some boys over there too.
I don't really know a whole lot about
the OC at Chicago.
O'Connell,
I'm pretty familiar with him in Kansas City.
Not Kansas City, excuse me. In Minnesota.
Sean Payton
with
Bo Nix in Denver.
I don't know who Raheem brought over in Atlanta.
And he's probably a couple of years away
from getting an opportunity to play.
So he's probably going to start with probably a two-year lag time.
Right.
At least a year.
At least a year.
Now, they start out losing.
Michael Penix, hey, just be ready
because you never know.
I mean, they probably tell you next year
or the year after,
but prepare yourself as if you're going to go in right now.
So, you know what?
Instead of just taking chalk,
I'm going to take J.J. McCarthy in Minnesota.
But I love what Caleb Williams,
what they did for Caleb.
They gave him some weapons. He got some weapons.
They drafted a receiver at nine.
They traded for Keenan Allen.
D.J. Moore is still there.
Cole Komet is a nice tight end.
Hawkinson, you remember Hawkinson tore it.
I think he tore his knee.
So it'll be interesting to see how quick he can get back up and will he start the season
on the pup list or will he be ready to go
starting week one
early September
my question is who's the best
team, best NFL team in the
NFC South coming into the 2024
season? Well I think you have to take
Tampa
they won the division last year, I don't I think you have to take Tampa.
They won the division last year.
I don't think they did anything to take a step back.
No, they haven't.
And yeah, they gave that goddamn money. So, you know, he's feeling good.
Yeah. They gave Mike Evans
his money, too. He deserved it, though.
Mike deserved it. Oh, for sure.
Mike definitely deserved it.
But I like, look,
Baker quit, look.
Cleveland, Carolina, the Rams.
He's playing on a $6, $7 million contract.
He earned the $30 million a year.
I don't think they paid overboard.
They didn't have to give him $45, $50 million.
He's making a nice salary.
I think he can live with that.
Plus, he's in the state of Texas no state income tax
I think he played well enough
to show
because it was going to be tough now because you know
they got rid of people like well
but the mere fact
that they entertained
and ended up going out and getting Deshaun Watson
tells you what Cleveland thought of him
he goes
to Carolina it goes to Carolina.
It goes to show you because
and look at what they gave up to get him
as opposed to what they gave up to get
Sam Darnold. Show you what they
thought of him. Now, I get the
Ram situation.
What you call him was hurt. Matthew Stafford.
He wasn't going to be the starter there. They was never going
to get rid of Matthew Stafford for
Baker Mayfield. But going to Tampa, playing with Mike Evans,
playing with the other ghost of the guy on the other side from Penn State.
Go, Joe.
Chris Godwin.
Chris Godwin.
I think he acquitted himself very well.
I think he earned his payday.
Not deserved.
He earned his payday.
And I would say, for me, they would be
the best team coming into
the season. Boss Lady, hey
Shannon, your reaction to us starting
a Friends was so sweet.
What do you think a woman can do, say, wear
or make for a man that makes him feel
like a king? Vice versa. A man
to his queen.
What can she wear?
What?
I don't care about no clothes.
I don't care about that.
My favorite color is butt naked brown.
Hey, put that on.
You can't go wrong with that.
A t-shirt
and your
naked ass.
Hey, I mean, it's...
That lingerie, that stuff look good, you know, I mean, it's... All that lingerie,
that stuff look good, you know,
I guess in the magazine,
you know, back in the magazine and stuff like that.
But man, Flea,
I ain't got that kind of time.
I like, look,
put on a tank top, your bonnet,
you know,
that's it.
I like them family reunion t-shirts.
I like when they put them family reunion t-shirts I like when they put
them family reunion t-shirts
their old grandma
and grandpa on the picture
come here
yeah
come here
hey
and you know what
you know what I'm saying
hey
and come to your waist
I didn't need
I didn't need to see the
I didn't
I don't need to come down
to your knees or thighs
just to your waist
yeah
like those
like yeah man
like my jersey like my jersey. Like my jersey
I used to wear in the NFL. Had it fitted right.
That's all I need. That's all
I need. Man.
Woo!
Woo!
Girl, you about to be in a heap of trouble.
Woo!
I'm coming to bed,
you know.
What can a guy wear
to make his woman feel like a queen?
Where?
What about take instead of wear?
I don't talk that way.
I don't talk, but I will make you feel like a queen
about 45 minutes ago.
You don't know nothing about it.
That's what I already took it.
I'm a honey pack king
down here in Texas.
Hey, just a little extra.
Just a little sub,
just a little extra.
See, all the other stuff.
See, that's why I don't like
my food hot.
Everybody tell me,
man, your food still.
I don't like to do
all that blowing.
I like to get right to that.
Hey, as is out here.
Don't. Be ready to go.
You ever took something
and something don't show up?
Nah.
Hey, hold on.
Damn.
What happened to you, bro?
I ain't got no baby silver
Well go and sit that back on cash
I'm just saying
Go tell me to refund that man
I'm requesting that back immediately
Hell no
No
That's one thing
That's one thing I can say about old Rollo
Rollo ain't never let me down
he ain't never let me down
who's Rollo
the hammer
I put that baby arm on him
hey
I put that
diamond on him
he for sure
he for sure he want for sure, he 100.
I ain't said that diamond God,
but it's the closest thing for 100% that they got.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what she told me too.
Yeah, that's what my baby told me.
She say, one thing about Russell.
No, she called me Russell.
Nah, I ain't bullshit. Baby, she called me Russell. Nah, I ain't bullshit.
Baby, hey.
She sleep now, but she...
Old Black Hammer?
Nah, yeah, nah.
She called it Russell the Love Muscle.
Man.
Yeah.
Hey, would I hit the door?
Yeah.
Right away.
What?
Hey, we got to get you married, man.
We got to get you married, man.
Stop trying to marry me off. We got to get you married, man. We got to get you married, man. Stop trying to marry me off.
We got to get you married.
There's too many that's willing and ready, man.
Man, these women ain't worth a damn, my old chum.
I'm trying to get married, man.
Thank you.
Thank you, bud.
I don't know what's going on, man.
No, old chum.
You got your queen, man.
Everybody can't find their queen.
I got somebody for you, too.
I don't want one.
I'm just not starting to get a lot of money.
I want to keep my money.
I ain't got time.
I got one for you.
You got money.
She's not a liability.
She's an asset.
I got somebody for you.
Hey, Dub, I done told him.
Sometimes you got to slay a lot of dragons before you get to your queen.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, the queen up in the tower
and they got to protect them by some dragons.
So you got to get a couple of them dragons out the way.
I ain't listening to no joke.
I'm telling you, man.
Y'all purpose in life and fulfillment
and for y'all cup to runneth over like y'all wanted to,
your life will never be complete until you find a wife. Oh, that cup runneth over. Oh, I know to runneth over like y'all wanted to, your life will never be complete until you find a wife.
Oh, that cup runneth over.
Oh, I know it runneth over.
It don't runneth over as much as you think it can, though.
I ain't talking about that cup.
I'm talking about the other kind of cup.
That's what he said.
Y'all don't know what you're talking about.
I spilled my drink.
That was the Holy Cup.
And we ain't talking about communion juice either.
Yeah, exactly.
What you're talking about about what I'm talking about
we different
man you watch your mind
man
you're trying to get a
you see a bubble
he always
every time
man
you need to go
get back
I got somebody
hey
I'm telling you
I got
I got somebody
perfect for you bubble
you know
she bring in about
300,000
300,000
a year that's perfect for you, brother. You know, she bring in about $300,000 a year. That's perfect
for you. $300,000 what, for stress?
No.
You know what I'm saying? Because she got a bag too.
You ain't no better telling her.
Yeah, but she listen. She listen.
I think that's one of her best assets.
I don't want a chick that got daddy problems.
We different.
You know what I'm saying?
We different.
I don't want all that. You know what I'm saying? I want to have daddy problems and I'm daddy. I'm the dude what I'm saying we different I don't want all that
you know what I'm saying
I want to have
daddy problems
and I'm daddy
I'm the dude
I'm going to fix it
absolutely
you and your dad
got good relations
yeah
bye
she going to confide
in you
it's going to take
an awful lot
for her to leave you
that's right
oh shoot hey but y'all hell man man nobody's bad you, Dub. It's going to take an awful lot for it to leave you. That's right. Oh, shoot.
Hey, but y'all here, man.
Man, Dub out his mind.
Y'all here.
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