Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Hour 2: Worst Gifts Ever, Dealing with disrespect, Fan Questions
Episode Date: April 29, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to fans' stories of the worst gifts they have ever received and viral videos of women disrespecting the mother of their boyfriends. Then, they answer ...some listener questions. 0:00 Viral Video Mama Drama18:00 Nightcap Tales27:30 Spell-O-Cinco34:45 Dunk on Unc45:10 Q and Ayyyy #Club #VolumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, Chaney's out.
We have another viral video.
We have no way of knowing if it's a skit or not,
but it's very relevant
to the situation.
Let's take a look.
Yes, sir.
So it's your mom over me.
You don't care about how I feel?
It's a great balance
between the both.
But it's always you, but it's going to be my mom too.
Excuse me. Tyler, shut up.
Audrey, let me get you straight. That's my son. I don't know
how you grew up or whoever raised you, but that's mine.
Okay? And that's what I need you to understand. It has nothing to
do with you. My boundaries, you saying that I go in your stuff understand. It has nothing to do with you my boundaries
You saying that I go in your stuff. No, I'm cleaning it because you're nasty Tyler
I told you you could have been better a long time ago. I love you. Don't you don't know?
Possibly know what love is Tyler. She's only with you for your money. Oh
Yes, you are you what do you do? What do you do for a living you?
Have an online just want to sit here and I have an online business but what money does it make it makes money no it's tyler's money it's
not your money who asked you to come in here no one asked me my son pays bills here you don't pay
bills sweetie you don't pay bills you pay no bills here are you gonna let her talk i can talk to her
anyway i please because guess what you came from me me, Tyler. No, I'm serious.
Come on.
You can't be this is way too uncomfortable.
You know what?
This is my lady.
You can't be doing this.
Hey, what'd you think?
Oh, Joe.
Well, that's tough there, boy.
Yeah, that's fine.
Hey, hey, that's that's a fine line because you don't want everybody got to know their
places.
Oh, yeah, you do.
You do.
You got that.
You got to have some type of boundaries now.
Yeah, you can't disrespect it. have some type of boundaries now. Yeah. You can't disrespect
and put the young lady in a tough spot.
No, no, no.
And put the young lady in a...
Because you can't disrespect your dude, Mama.
But also, he got to tell Mama,
now, come on, Mama.
Now, that's my baby.
Now, you can't disrespect my baby.
You can't be talking about an online business.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
Now, that's a tough spot to do.
Right. That's a situation spot to do right that's
some that that's a situation like that where you got to sit your mama down you got to sit your
down you got to have that serious conversation for sure this is how things are going to go
this will you will always be my mama you will always be my number one that will never ever
change but this is the woman that i'm dating this is the woman that i'm choosing to
date choosing to marry the woman that i'm in relationship with i would like you to respect her
and the boundaries that i set and whatever those boundaries may be now that you had that
conversation and then you go on and and live from that point on but that what we just saw and just witnessed a conversation that had never
been had and his mom ain't like her
from the jump. No.
His mom ain't like her from the jump. Sure.
The first thing you said, you only
with him for his money.
And most mamas don't. Yeah.
My mom don't think anybody good enough
for me. Never. They always
always like that. Always.
That was a good one. That was a good one.
That was a good one.
That wasn't no skin.
I would definitely
talk to my mom. First of all, my mom
ain't going to talk to my people like that.
That's first and foremost.
Because we're going to already have an understanding.
She knows if I'm with that person, I care
something for that person.
But I'm also not going to let my... you're not going to disrespect my mom now.
That's not going to happen.
As a matter of fact, you're not going to disrespect my sister, my brother.
Disrespect will not be tolerated.
Right.
When Shannon, I do not do that disrespect.
I tell people all the time, you ain't got to respect me,
but I ain't going to let you disrespect me.
Right.
Now we're going to have to see, hey, what yeah you on good vibes you mellow i'm mellow right you want
some fuck ish i'm me too yeah you know what not on i'm gonna let you finish your story right on on
the on the grounds of respect how many times you, have you been with someone
that have disrespected you indirectly,
but the fact that it's not directly in your face,
how many chances do you give
or have you given before in the past?
Because sometimes depending on who you,
depending on who it is,
how much you like them.
How deep or how deep you in.
You know, you give people grace.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now you know that,
now come on now. Now you know that ain't even right. You know, it just, you give people grace. Yeah. Okay. Now you know that. Now come on now.
Now you know that ain't even right.
You know,
it just,
you can see it.
It might be small,
but them little small,
them little small,
it can do your head up.
Mm-hmm.
I mean,
what you think?
How many times
you giving grace?
It's happened a couple of times.
Before you hit that,
I don't give a fuck button.
It's happened a couple of times
and they were slick with it and I didn't realize a fuck button. It's happened a couple of times.
And they were slick with it.
And I didn't realize it was disrespect until I was like.
You had to think about it.
You had to repeat it over and over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I'm like, you know, I'm like.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Bitchy.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I have a conversation.
So look here.
No matter how disappointed I get with you, you get with me.
Right.
One thing I'm never going to do, I'm never going to call you out your name.
I ain't going to call you.
I ain't going to call you a female dog. I ain't going to call you a garden, the garden tool. I ain't going to do none ain't gonna call you a female dog I ain't gonna call you a garden tool
I ain't gonna do none of that
yes sir
because I got
I got a sister
I got a mom
and I don't want nobody
disrespecting my mom
and sister like that
obviously once I had daughters
that was really staunch
I say now but
I'm gonna need you
to give me a certain level
of respect
now we ain't got to be together I'm going to need you to give me a certain level of respect.
Now, we ain't got to be together.
That's fine.
You want to go your way?
Fine.
Right.
But what we're not going to do is disrespect one another.
And, you know, it happened again,
I let it go.
You let it slide?
I mean, look at it.
Because it's only, it's not,
a lot of times,
I always, I thought,
a lot of times, Ojo,
at the first sign,
I let it go.
Right.
But I thought I was being too hard.
Right, right. But I noticed, I noticed
that if you don't correct something,
okay, then I was like,
okay, let me correct it.
Maybe she didn't know.
Right.
Maybe she didn't know.
Because sometimes you talk to someone a certain way
and you think that's acceptable
because you've never been corrected.
Right, right, right.
So let me correct it.
Let her know that that's offensive to me,
that that bothers me.
Yes, sir.
And I don't want you talking to me like that.
Right.
Happened again.
Oh, it happened again.
Let it walk.
I forgive a lot.
Ocho, for me, I forgive a lot.
And I think, I think why God has shown me so much favor is because when people have done wrong to me,
I didn't retaliate because I can't get ahead.
If I'm trying to get you back,
because in order for me to get a,
in order for me to get you back,
I got to go from where you,
where you are.
Are you back there?
Right.
I'm already in the,
I'm already in the lead.
Right.
So now I got to take time out of what I'm doing to try to find out i let it go yeah whether you stole from me whether you lied on me whether you
did something to try to harm me god saw everything yeah tenfold y'all people think it's an accident
y'all really think it's an accident that i'm where i am six months seven months almost a year after i
lost my job after all the things that have been said about me y'all think it's an accident that I'm where I am six months, seven months, almost a year after I lost my job?
After all the things that have been said about me,
y'all think it's an accident? Ocho,
I don't know if you know this. Club
Shea Shea is the number one
podcast on YouTube.
Hold on, Ocho, listen to me. I didn't
say sports. I said
number one podcast.
You and I got
one of the number one podcast. Yes, sir. I got one. You and I got one of the number one sports podcast.
That's a leave
undisputed.
I go to first tape.
Y'all think that's an accident.
I tell these stories.
A lot of times I don't tell
the stories.
Shannon was broken.
Well, Shannon was alone,
after people had done him wrong
and they knew they had done me wrong
and they lied and made it seem like it was me.
But that was okay.
Because I could always pick up the phone
and call my sister
and she would say,
boy, it's going to be okay.
You know who you are.
You know what you are you know what
you are you know what you've done right god sees all so every time when people come out even now
it took me a while because i ain't never had this level of celebrity this level of fandom
and so i didn't know when people say this comes along with it i didn't know people would would be
i'm like damn you making money. Everybody's making
money. I don't begrudge
anybody. This
only might be for a season.
Ocho, we might only have a run of
two to three years. And it
might be somebody else's turn. But I'm just saying,
it might be somebody else's turn.
I'm never,
I'm never
going to speak ill about somebody. That's not how I'm never. I'm never going to speak ill about somebody.
Right. That's not how I'm wired. I come to I do my thing.
What I'm trying to do is make the best content you and I can make.
When I come to do Club Shay Shay, I'm trying to get some of the most interesting guests that has a story to tell.
Everything ain't going to be perfect. Everybody don't like my interviews.
Everybody don't like the person that's on there.
People are going to say, well, Shana, you didn't ask the right question.
You should have asked this.
I do the best, me, my team at Club Che Che,
we do the best job we possibly can.
Everybody's not going to be pleased.
We've done 120-something interviews. I think for the most part, we've done an outstanding job.
Have we been perfect? No.
Would I change anything no but what people don't know is that what i've
what i've been able to overcome it would have broken 95 of of the people. Oh, yeah, most definitely. Most definitely. You build different.
You build different.
And I know people say things
to try to get me to respond.
And at once upon a time, I would.
Not anymore.
But now,
but now,
you don't deserve my audience's ear.
And that's what I would give you
if I were to respond to you. I don't, so, Chad, don't think I don't deserve my audience's ear. And that's what I would give you if I were to respond to you.
I don't.
So, Chad, don't think I don't see what's being said.
Don't think I don't hear.
I was having dinner with my daughter the other night.
And she said, Daddy, anytime I see your name, she said, I don't even click on it.
She said, because I get so mad, I get mad i get so upset i said baby you just have to
understand that is in a different place now i'm still dead right but people view dad differently
but ocho like i said what we do what i'm trying to accomplish with you and to take this media even further
they can't break me
and why they can't
break me because what you think you're
doing because you don't realize what I overcame
just to get here
see a lot of people talk about well damn I ain't went nowhere
but look back at how far you come
right
if I don't take another step
I come farther than
99.9% of the people that ever go
so
for me
I'm in a different place now
the way I think
so I let people take their shots
they go on people's podcasts
and they constantly bring my name up
well he didn't do this or he
said that or he tried to...
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
But we're going to win in the end.
Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
Oh, it's coming.
It's coming, Ocho.
I know. You ain't got to tell I know you ain't got to tell me.
You ain't got to tell me.
I do write as much as I can.
As much as I can.
And I know I'm doing right.
I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
I'm not perfect.
No.
By no means am I perfect But I continue
To be blessed
Over and over
For a reason
It ain't happening by mistake
No
It's not happening by mistake
So I know I'm doing
What I'm supposed to be doing
Now there might be other areas
That might need a little work
Other than that I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
That's how I know everything will be all right, especially with this here.
With this here?
We're not perfect.
We ain't even scratched.
But let me tell you something.
We ain't even scratched the surface yet.
We ain't even scratched the surface yet.
We haven't even scratched the surface yet.
Not even close.
Right.
But it's coming.
But I just, like I said,
I want everybody to do it.
I want everybody,
especially us.
Yeah.
Because it's been so long since we've had,
I want our run.
I want everybody.
I want all of them to do well.
And you will never hear me speak ill I want everybody. I want all of them to do well.
And you will never hear me speak ill of anybody publicly or privately.
What I care.
What they do.
Because what they do don't impact us.
Right.
We don't copy nobody.
I don't copy nobody.
I don't have to.
Do people call and want to come on Club Shay Shay? Absolutely. Do I still
reach out to people and ask them to come on? Absolutely.
Do they turn me
down? Absolutely. And that's okay.
A lot of times people,
y'all list all these people, these famous people in the chat,
don't think I haven't reached out.
I've had people that
was supposed to come on.
We talked to them on a Monday.
They were supposed to come on on a Wednesday.
Once that cat Williams interview dropped,
wouldn't even return the phone call.
It is what it is.
That happens, Ocho happens Ocho but we good
oh I know we
better than good
and
that cat video
is about to be the most and I think the thing
is people are re-watching
that video because they realize
how close we are to being the most watched interview
on YouTube history.
So they're going back and watching it again.
We're less than a million views
from being number one all time
in three months.
It's about to be four months.
That's crazy.
January the 3rd will be four months.
That's crazy. That's God. January the 3rd will be four months. That's crazy.
That's God.
Because like I told you, how it happened.
I've been trying to get Cat Williams for a year, Ocho.
I'm getting off the elevator.
A lady about to get on the elevator.
She's been working at this building for seven years.
I've been going to this building for four years and I never saw a day
in my life. Her last
day at work.
You tell me that ain't God. Yeah, that's all it is.
That's all it is.
And just
remember all those that jump
ship. Oh!
Remember all those that jump ship.
I remember all the ones that was cool
and this my this my this
and this my that.
That's my boy.
Listen, I didn't took my mental notes.
I didn't took my mental notes.
It's cool.
Bet.
Mm-hmm.
Bet.
Even, hey, oh, you know,
he this and he wanted that.
It's funny how, like, Ocho, you ever notice you could be in a relationship for 10 years.
Yes, sir.
Have one bad month and the people only want to remember the bad month that you have.
They don't want to remember the 10 good years.
Oh, no, no, no.
No.
You won't find, listen, you won't find me in any relationship that I've been in.
I'm not going to talk bad.
Have women stolen from me?
Yes.
Or my name on checks.
Yes.
Stole sums of cash.
Yes.
Oh.
It's all right, Ocho.
What's OK?
God saw what you did.
He blessed me.
He get it back to me. he get it back to me mmm he
give it back to me have men said things did things sure absolutely mm-hmm
it's all good it's all good God been good to me he's been not him be good he
been great yeah cuz he brought me from that that thousand square foot with no indoor plumbing leaky cement floors to this yeah and every time
something starts to go bad if everything not not it doesn't happen often and and some people look
and i'm not saying you know some people have situations worse than mine but i always i remember
one thing i said god i know you didn't bring me this far to just to bring me this far.
If one thing else,
one thing people tell you about Shannon Sharp,
I'm extremely resilient.
I'm extremely resilient.
I believe in me.
I believe in what I do.
I believe in what I stand for.
I'm a God-fearing person.
I don't really talk a whole lot about religion because I don't beat people over
the head with anything. Yeah. It is what it isaring person. I don't really talk a whole lot about religion because I don't beat people over the head with anything.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
Yeah.
I forgive people.
People wrong me.
I forgive.
That doesn't mean,
just because I forgive you,
that doesn't mean I have to be in your presence.
That doesn't mean I have to put my arm around you.
I've forgiven you for what you said,
what you've done,
how you treated me.
I'm moving on.
Moving on.
Moving on.
And we're going to be all right.
Yeah.
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podcasts. All right, Ocho, our nightcap tales question of the week. What is the worst gift
you've ever received? Let's read through some of y'all's answers. After coming back from a one-year
deployment at sea, I got a Velcro
wallet as a gift. Mind you,
I have a leather wallet custom
from Crocodile Skin, and
I got in the Philippines. What the F
am I going, you know, 16 again?
They still make Velcro wallets?
Velcro wallet. I know exactly what you're
talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about.
I mean, that's a bad gift.
You got to know your partner.
You got to know your partner.
I'm trying to think of bad gifts I've gotten.
I really haven't gotten any bad gifts.
If it is, you just chalk it up.
You're like, hey, I love it.
I love it.
See, my kids know what I like.
You know, obviously, I live a simplistic lifestyle.
Yes.
So it ain't that hard to get me a gift.
So they know the things that I like.
And I really haven't gotten anything bad.
I'm trying to think.
I know you've gotten a bad one, though.
I do.
You know what most people get, my kids get me?
What?
A card and a Mastro's gift card.
A card or a Denny's gift card.
Okay.
Well,
my,
my kids always give me,
obviously it's normally shoes,
any type of Jordan ones or dunks,
Starbucks gift card or McDonald's gift card.
Yep.
I don't,
I mean,
I mean,
even when I was at,
when I was at,
when I was at Fox and the,
uh,
hair and makeup or,
uh,
autumn and wardrobe and sweet,
I got the same thing.
They're like, what you got to have everything?
More of everything. But no, I'm simple.
I'm really simple.
Because I don't, you know,
I don't take
gifts from my sisters. I don't take gifts from my mom.
I don't take gifts from my brother.
I'm the gift giver.
I'm supposed to
take care of everything and make sure everybody's okay. But my kids, I'm the gift giver. Right. I'm supposed to take care of everything
and make sure everybody's okay.
So,
for my kids,
I'm simple.
I don't,
all that other stuff,
don't get me anything.
I don't need it.
Miss Nick,
Miss Nikki Fab said,
my dudes brought me
a hair straightener
from an infomercial
when I told her
I wasn't getting relaxers anymore.
I miss that shady old lady.
Infomercials be funny. Man, I just saw
infomercial about the spring water on BET.
The spring water. The miracle water? Miracle
spring water? You think that work?
Probably not.
Your lady was like, I drunk the miracle
spring water and I had
$5,000 in my
mailbox.
Something like that. I know the people
in the chat know what I'm talking about.
That's free.
I just posted it on Twitter.
Do y'all think this works?
I remember.
Let me look at the name so I say it the right way.
I'm going to order something.
I just want to see if it works.
You order the water?
Yeah, I'm going to order.
I just want to see what's going to happen.
There you go right there.
1-800-264-1916.
Miracle Spring Water
and the pastor was Peter Pop
Peter something
nah I'm good
Kyrie Nouveau said
my dad got me proactive for Christmas
when I was 13
proactive
that's for your skin ain't it
your face
yeah like acne
I guess he said you got acne.
Oh, yeah, that ain't a bad gift.
You know, it's for if your face messed up,
pop it looking out.
Yeah, call you Crater Gator.
But that stuff is hard, isn't it?
Isn't it harsh for your face?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I ain't really had no acne.
I ain't never had no acne.
I got a little decent skin, huh? Yeah, I ain't had no acne either. I was trying to shake the cup, but you don't know I don't know I ain't really had no acne I ain't never had no acne I got I got a little decent skin huh
yeah I ain't had no acne
I would try to shake the cover
you don't shake the cover
to keep the acne away
right
yeah yeah
you don't have all them bumps
yeah depending on what you put on your face
I got you though
I know where you're going with it
does he that you go
hey hey hey
I hear you
I hear you
I don't wear no legs
I don't wear no legs
like your muscle
I don't do that Ocho
yeah that's what
yeah that's what they say
Brian underscore Maxwell underscore 12.
A pair of wool socks for my birthday in August.
You know.
Well, he got them at a discount because he know winter was coming.
Yeah, he got them early.
I received a gift, a one alter ego to go.
I received a gift card for $50, but $10.39
had been already used.
For real?
Oh, yeah, nah. I think that was Brian. That was my
homie Brian that you just read.
Huh?
Really? No, that's Brian that
we had, I did
a boxing fight with.
Oh, okay. Zpizzle24,
my stepmom got me a box
of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts.
I'm allergic to macadamia nuts.
She tried to kill you.
Oh, she's trying to kill you, man.
She did that on purpose.
Elijah
Coco 19, used
photo album that some photos of the person
still in my family
still in it
so hold on
used
a used photo album
used photo album
so in other words
instead of giving the one
that was completely
right
hey it had other family
somebody else
family in there
yeah it had pictures
still in it
oh uh sunshine for you a fake coach purse He ain't had pictures still in it.
Sunshine for you,
a fake coach purse.
Damn.
Okay,
yeah,
you know,
you can't get away with that.
Speaking of coach,
bro,
coach is,
I don't know who their creative director
or creative whatever
coach is right now.
Oh man,
they coming back.
They coming back. I've seen little stuff on Twitter and I've seen little stuff on now. Oh, man, they coming back. They coming back.
I've seen little stuff on Twitter
and I've seen little stuff on Instagram.
I'm like, oh, that's coach?
I thought that was Chanel.
Coach, Julian Burke,
Tory Burch.
What you know about that?
I'm about to hook them up.
I'm done.
Don't ask me for the YSL.
Don't ask me for no LB. Don't ask me for no YSL. Don't ask me for no LB.
Don't ask me for no Dior.
Don't ask me for no Gucci.
No.
So what you buying them?
What you buying them for 2024?
What you getting them?
Dooney and Burke.
Kate Spade.
Oh yeah, Kate Spade got some nice bags.
Kate Spade got some nice bags Yeah Kate Spade got some nice bags
Coach
Coach
Hey listen
If you see Coach right now
I don't think no women
Would really turn Coach down
Right now
If you see it
Turn Coach down
Man I see these women
They be
I mean I'm sure some of them
Some of them fake
But these women out here be
How all these women
Be getting these Birkins though
Now you know
Damn well
All them damn Birkins ain't real
You know how
You know There's a list
for that, huh? Come on, now. I know.
Know that? Nah.
Come on, now.
There's a list.
Now, you can buy
aftermarket and, you know,
man, don't get me started.
Don't get me started.
Reedsville in the house.
S underscore
Spencer Seven said he got some shampoo.
Shampoo?
Yeah.
But that's bad.
They might be trying to tell you
something. Yeah, it might be.
JTB1600,
there was a gift
exchange at my work. I received a gift card with nothing on it.
Limit was 20 bucks.
Man, that messed up.
And it was probably like Secret Santa,
so you don't know who gave it to you, too.
Exactly.
BearPoppitsBlack04,
I told a woman I like beans.
She bought me a bag for my birthday.
I asked if it was a joke.
She said no. She bought me a bag for my birthday. I asked if it was a joke. She said no.
She bought you beans?
That's messed up, man.
I mean,
it's a thought that counts, no?
Yeah.
You ain't put no thought in that one.
I am Louis Guzman.
A set of cooking classes
from my fiance
so I can cook for her
cook for her the food she likes
on my birthday.
Oh, that's messed up.
Yeah, boy.
That's messed up.
But listen,
that's always one good tool
to have in your toolbox, boy.
Knowing how to cook,
knowing how to get in that kitchen.
That's a good tool to have, man. That how to cook, knowing how to get in that kitchen. That's a good tool
to have, man.
That's a real good one.
Miss Nikki said,
me.
My ex-husband gave me
two pieces of steak
wrapped in a butcher's paper
off the back
of a random meat truck.
Ah.
Damn.
Starbucks gift card but that
that kicker is who I
work for Starbucks
I get all the drinks I want without the gift card
yeah yeah yeah yeah
they ain't think that went through
they ain't think that went through
Clovenick said I received the same
ugly sweater I gave to my sister
she gave it back to me two years later
she forgot I gave to my sister. She gave it back to me two years later. She forgot I gave it to her.
That's a good one.
I tell you,
I said a used scented candle and a to-do list pad
for Christmas from the guy I was dating.
A used
scented candle
and a to-do list pad
for Christmas from a guy that I was dating.
I mean, they don't like you.
They don't like you that much.
All right, Ocho.
It's time for your favorite segment.
Your favorite, very favorite segment.
Very, very, very favorite.
We'll be at.
We'll be at.
Very favorite.
Y'all know what it is.
Spello Cinco.
Oh, yeah.
We ain't losing this time.
We ain't losing this time We ain't losing this time
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah
Ah
The very first word
Is aerophobia What? Aero Aerophobia Ah, the very first word is areophobia.
What?
Aero, aerophobia.
Come on, man.
Ocho has areophobia.
It's a fear of flying.
Areophobia.
All right, we know how to spell phobia because I saw the movie Arachnophobia.
Areophobia.
All right. We know how to spell phobia because I saw the movie Arachnophobia. Aereophobia. All right. A-E-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. Now, if that's wrong, I ain't doing spell-o nothing no more.
Well, you wrong. It's A-E-R-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.
That's what I just said.
No, you left the O out.
I just said A-E-R-O-B-H-O-B-I-A.
That's exactly what I just said. Are you sure you said that?
Come on, man.
Okay.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
You see how you keep me chatting?
My bad.
My bad.
I didn't hear you.
I didn't hear you.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
Look at the chat.
I bet the chat will tell you.
Come on.
Now you ain't going to hear me.
I know I'm country, but I ain't that country.
Don't worry about it.
We're going to play it back.
We're going to play it back.
But anyway, okay, we're going to move on.
Ammonium.
Ammonium.
Ammonium?
Yes.
Like ammonia?
Ammonium. Oh, boy, I don't...
Ammonium.
Ammonium.
Ammonium.
Ammonium.
Alright, I'm finna swing, I'm finna swing.
It might be a swing and miss, but at least I'm swingin'.
Swing for the fences.
Ammonium. A-M-
O-N
A-M-O
Wait a minute. Ammonium.
Okay. A-M-O-N
I-U-M
Wrong.
Damn.
A-M-M-O-N
I-U-M.
Ammonium.
See, there we go.
That's how you got me.
That's how you got me the other night.
Two M's.
I spelled it right.
I'm not Miriam Webster.
You're right.
I didn't create these words, okay?
Right.
How about this one?
There was no need for them to add the motherfucking extra M.
Now, I could have seen it was an M&M.
Okay, here it is right here.
This is the easiest one word you've ever had.
Adultery.
Adultery.
Adult.
Adultery.
Unfaithfulness by a married person
get off your phone
get off your phone
that's what you're doing
got it
this is my light
ain't no light
we saw you down there
as a matter of fact
take your glass off
look at the camera
look at the camera
take the glass off
look at the camera
look right in the camera
there you go
man I wear my glasses
because my light is bright
close your eyes
you don't have to
the light ain't in there
go ahead close your eyes
adultery
A-D-U
obviously adult
A-D-U-L-T
it's either A-R-Y or E-R-Y
adultery either A-R-Y or E-R-Y. Adultery.
You heard me?
I'm listening.
A-D-U
L-T
It's either E-R-Y
or A-R-Y.
So which one should I go with? Whatever one you... You spelling, you think, oh? or A-R-Y.
Which one should I go with?
Whatever one you... You spelling.
You Cinco.
Now you got your eyes open.
Nope.
Because I'm looking at the camera.
You don't need to look at the camera.
You're supposed to keep your eyes closed.
You're looking at the screen.
What screen?
He going to cheat right in front of the eye.
Chad, y'all see that man cheating?
Chad, do y'all see the man cheating?
I'm trying to understand
I'm trying to understand
How am I cheating?
You talk about my phone
And you looking at my phone
I'm asking you
Do y'all see the man cheating?
The Chad said, Ocho, stop cheating
No, they're not
No, they're not
They definitely not
No, they're not
They can't
Listen, you told me to take
Oh, shoot
You told me to take my glasses off, right?
And you're looking at my lights.
No, I want you to keep your eyes closed.
You're supposed to keep your eyes closed.
You try to look down at the screen and see.
What screen?
I don't have my thing up.
You got a screen.
You're looking at the chat.
I don't even have my phone with me.
My phone is on the charge over there.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Everybody know it. Everybody know it everybody know it
we gonna move on
we got another word
here it is
come on
we gonna move on past that one
as a matter of fact
close your eyes
close your eyes
you don't know the word
I'm gonna
amphitheater
amphitheater
amphitheater that Amphitheater.
That shouldn't be hard.
A-M-P-I.
Hold on, hold on.
A-M-P-I, right?
A-M-P-I-T-H-E.
T-H-E-A.
Ooh, that theater is tricking me.
The theater.
The theater.
Amphitheater.
Amphitheater.
A-M-P-I-T-H-E-A.
Damn.
That's a good one. How do theater huh wrong a-m-p-h-i-t-h-e-a-t-r
okay how about this we're gonna give you one we're gonna let you in on an easy one this is
gonna be the easiest one you ever had come on come on give me a good one give me a good one
give me a good one don't cheat me now no Don't cheat me now because you've been cheating me
all night. You and Narelle are about to
celebrate your fourth anniversary.
Anniversary.
It's our anniversary.
Anniversary.
Anniversary.
Anniversary.
A-N-N-I
V-E-R-S-S-R-Y.
Anniversary.
That was wrong?
A-N-N-I-V-E-R-S-A-R-Y.
That's what I just said.
One S. No, you said two S's.
Ah.
You know what? You know what?
You know what?
Hold on.
Let me get my phone now since you talking.
So.
Come on, let's go.
Okay, that concludes.
You got one right.
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It's time now for your favorite segment.
Could you try to stump me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dunk or Unk.
You cheated.
You cheated.
You know, I had a bad night tonight.
You know what?
Spello, Spello, Spello Cinco, I was like Bradley Beal tonight.
That's how I felt.
I was like Bradley tonight.
It's all good.
Hey, these lights bright, man.
You heard me?
Well, go ahead and put your glasses back on.
Hold on. You know, I got two lights in the corner, right? I know people be like,
why he always got on shades? Well, shit. Goddamn bright lights all in my eyes.
Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. We got him tonight.
Okay.
Chat, we got him tonight. Let me know you ready.
I'm ready. Don't go on.
Don't go on. First question.
First question.
Which city has
lost the
most...
Excuse me.
Which city has lost the most
professional sports teams?
Which city has lost the most?
Lost.
Lost.
Lost.
Like I'm assuming sports teams
that might have been in that city
and they uprooted and left.
It's our anniversary.
Now you got a song stuck in my head.
Anniversary.
East Coast, West Coast.
I'm going to say.
Tomorrow is coming.
And can we. Tomorrow is coming and can't wait.
I want to say this, but it can't be.
I want to say. Uh, ah.
Hey, um, you be playing, man.
Nah, I'm, I'm, I'm with you, honestly.
Nah, sorry, you looking at that ceiling
like Marlon Brando again.
Man, ain't nothing but ceiling.
Uh,
it's, I, I wanna say it's
New York, I'ma say New York. It's New York
or Dallas. It's got to be.
Well, you can't.
You said two names.
Two cities.
It's Dallas, isn't it?
So, Dallas?
Yes.
Wrong.
What is it?
Actually, it was New York,
who has lost 12 teams.
I figured as much.
I knew it was New York or Dallas.
You 0-1. You 0-1.
You 0-1.
How about that?
You ready for the next one?
Yep.
Chat, stop typing the answers
because you're going to look at y'all, man,
and answer it, man.
Y'all are cheating for him.
I ain't cheating.
In the 1990 draft,
who was drafted in front of you at 191
and behind you at 193.
So who went before you
and who went after you?
I couldn't tell you.
Come on, man.
I couldn't tell you.
I couldn't tell you.
How you not going to know
the person drafted before you
and the person drafted after you?
You got to realize, Ocho,
I was working out.
So I wasn't watching the draft.
So I couldn't tell you
who went in front of me or after me.
Well, now you're 0-2.
And I'm going to tell you who went.
The person that went before you was Aaron Emanuel,
who went 191 to the New York Giants.
And the person who went after you at 193
was Keith Collins to the San Diego Chargers.
No, see, no.
Chat, we got him on the ropes.
We got him on the ropes.
He trying to dodge
The punches like Ali
But I'm hitting him
Right in the head
Here we go
Number three
What three NFL players
Have a reception
After
Turning 40 years old
What three players
Have a reception
After Turning 40 years old well we know
Jerry is one oh hold on hold on wait hold on hold on hold on hold on
it's my not gonna do what that was our security what they wanted they said I'm too loud
yeah yeah yeah yeah he said can you please be mindful other people the
people are the people next door just complained about me being too loud in
this what time it is it's only 219 hey some haters all right come on I'm ready
I'm ready all right I'm ready. I'm ready. Alright.
I'm a whisperer. I don't want to be rude.
Okay. Name three
players.
Yeah. Did you cheat while I went to that though?
Let me ask you a question. Yeah.
I know two of them
for sure.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm listening.
What three players?
Jerry is one.
Okay.
You said you know two of them.
That's one name.
I don't like the way you leaning like that.
First of all,
I don't like the way you leaning like that.
First of all,
Jerry is really the only receiver that I can remember playing to the age of 40.
So you're trying to be tricky.
I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to stump me.
I'm not trying to be tricky.
I just asked you a simple question
on who caught a pass
and you don't have to be a receiver
to catch a pass.
So you tell me.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Thank you. Thank you. That's why I was treated that way. Okay. So I'm receiver to catch a pass. So you tell me. Oh, okay. Okay. Thank you.
Thank you.
I was, that's why I was treated that way.
Okay.
So I'm going to say Jerry Rice.
Tom Brady.
What quarterback played after the age of 40 it's only been a handful of
them
I'm gonna say Brad
Favre called a deflection
okay okay you got
that right somebody helps you but you got that
one right you got
don't do that
don't do that, Ocho. Ocho, don't do that. Ocho, don't do that. Ocho, don't do that.
Hey, these boys so goddamn thin.
Now I'm scared to talk.
Now you know how I feel when I be in New York.
They become, they become, they put us in the corner.
They did you, they can't hear a door before too?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, my bad, my bad. All the time.
Oh, it happened to you more than once?
Oh, yeah. Every time we in New York. Oh, okay, okay, okay. They started bad. All the time. Oh, it happened to you more than once? Oh, yeah.
Every time we're in New York.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
They started putting us in the corner.
All right, here we go.
Okay, you got that one right.
You got that one right.
All right, what team is the only team to play
in both the AFC and NFC championship games?
What team is the only team to play
in both the AFC and NFC championship games? What team is the only team to play in both the AFC
and NFC championship games?
AFC and the NFC.
Seattle.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
You bouncing back.
Once I plug that thing in there,
I'm getting that high speed internet.
I get that computer going.
It's over for you, Ocho.
Okay.
Here we go.
Two for two.
All right.
Last one.
Name a player,
not a coach,
that have played in the Super Bowl
in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
Name a player.
Not a coach
to have played in the Super Bowl.
He played in the Super Bowl in the 60s.
He played in the Super Bowl in the 70s.
And he played in the Super Bowl in the 80s.
Wow.
Is one player or more than one?
Just one for this specific question.
I know it's a Raider.
Why got to be a Raider?
Because the Packers,
the Chiefs didn't play in the Super Bowl
in the 80s.
So you didn't say win, you said
just played. Yeah.
And the Vikings didn't play. I said name a player,
yeah, that has played that,
to have played in a Super Bowl in the
60s, 70s, and 80s, yeah.
One individual.
It's a Raider.
And I got three choices, I guess.
Don't mess up,
because as soon as you say a name,
that's what it is.
I'm going to go R. Shell.
No.
That's a good guess, too.
That's a good guess.
But it was Gene Upshaw.
Damn! I knew it was Gene Upshaw. Damn!
I knew it was a Raider.
Okay.
I knew it!
Yeah, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
So you was what?
What you was?
Three for five?
Two for five.
Two for five, yeah.
Damn!
I knew it was a Raider.
I knew it was one of them linemen.
Yeah.
I like that. I like that. I like that. I knew it. One of them linemen. Yeah. That was a good one. I like that.
I like that.
That was a good one.
I like that.
I had a bad night spelling.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I think it's because I'm here.
All right, Ocho.
This is the last.
This is time for our last segment of the night,
and it's called Q&A.
You got to work tomorrow?
I do.
What time y'all on?
Y'all ain't on until what?
Eight?
No, we're on ten.
Wait.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Lanny Ray asks,
what feature, quality, or personality trait in a woman is a total deal breaker for
both of you, Ocho, besides not having
kids and money or having ugly
feet?
You say outside of that? Yeah. Well, outside of that yeah well outside of that there are no
deal breakers however you come have a god made you i'm okay with no i just the deal breaker was
those three prerequisites that i require you have to have kids your feet got to be on point they got
to be on point you know because you know your feet and your ankles are the foundation in case
i want to procreate and obviously i said a little money you got to have a point, you know, because you know your feet and your ankles is the foundation in case I want to procreate.
And obviously,
I said a little money.
You ain't got to have
a lot of money.
Just have a little money
because someday
I might have some bad days.
And if I have some bad days,
I need to be able
to come to you.
Yeah.
I think the number one thing,
me, I mean,
you got to have
a sense of humor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got to have that.
Feature. Feature.
Features.
I'm really not that picky.
I never have been.
I'm not.
Now that I think about it.
Oh, you got to love it.
You got to love dogs.
That's the number one.
You don't love dogs.
That's it.
I mean, ain't nothing else to discuss. That's a good
one. Nothing. Nothing.
We can't even have a conversation.
That's it.
Aaron J said, oh,
how should I act? My lame
behind
ex-fiance that
blew up things and left me for
another man trying to bring
her new dude around my best
friends and his wife.
She didn't go get her all the friends.
They met you through me.
Miss Trashy?
Yeah, she's doing too much.
She's doing absolutely
too much. Way too much.
Way too much.
that's number one rule.
If we meet somebody together,
we establish friends, okay?
Right.
We meet them together, that's cool.
But if I meet friends, your friends,
we break up, they're your friends.
That's it.
They're your friends. They're your friends.
I don't go around them. I don't talk
to them. Oh, when's the last time you talked?
Don't ask me nothing about her.
I hope she's well.
Right.
That's where it stops.
Now,
you want to hang around my friends? Cool.
That's cool.
As a matter of fact, that ain ain't cool you ain't hanging around bucket first of all you got to be really really really really special
right because i ain't a whole lot of my to meet to meet them yeah yeah for sure for sure
yeah that's lame i don't know why she's doing that. She's trying to get back at you, Aaron.
I don't know what you did,
but because she knows that's wrong.
You don't go around that man, friend,
and his wife.
Teddy Hart asks,
Ocho, if you could relive any year in your life,
what year would it be and why?
Oh, man.
That's a very good question there, man.
Listen, any year in my life
will probably be my senior
year of high school.
My senior year of high school, simply
so I can go back
and for one, play football
based on what I know now
and then be able to go back and play again
my senior year and obviously
do what I need to do in school so I can
have the opportunity to go to
a division one school coming right out and not graduate late and being a knucklehead and having
to go to Lankes University so I would love the year I would love to redo 1996 over again simply
to lock in on schooling and what I know now as far as football i thought you graduated 86. yeah i say 86. okay
what year could i go back 1996 i was a good year
wow probably probably 19
I don't have a whole lot of years.
I damn sure ain't going back to my childhood.
I want no parts of that.
I would probably say Ocho
2000
I would go
back 2003
You wasn't in Baltimore? No, that was my last year in Denver. back 2003.
What is that?
You weren't in Baltimore?
No, that was my last year in Denver.
Okay. That's when you went back to Denver. Yeah, I went back in
2002.
Yeah, probably
2002, 2003.
I think I dislocated my
elbow.
I dislocated my elbow. I dislocated my elbow in 0-2.
So 0-2, because I was on a great pace.
I was on a great pace.
I was going to have 1,000 yards that year.
Ended up missing five games.
Ended up with like 600 or something, think but i was on i was on i was on a great i was
on i was on a great pace ocho margot main said will you share his tattoo story sometime will
you share your tattoo story sometime um i can't even see these i can't even see these things.
I can't either.
They're really dark.
I got a lot of them.
They blend in.
I mean, everything is really...
You can't see them.
I'm too dark.
God's gift on the back
and on the inside.
I forgot what that said hey what'd that say
what that's the music i can't even see i forgot i can't see it either you tattooed i thought you
had i thought you had got dirt or something nah well that's a good one i mean the only thing that
i know and can remember is my right leg. And I can't take my pants down.
My right leg from my ankle all the way to my waist.
I have a leg sleeve of all killer whales.
And everything else is stuff.
Yeah, what?
Did it whoop?
Yeah.
Everything else is just.
Well, they got that numbing cream now, don't they?
No, I don't use that.
I don't like that.
What'd you do? They got numbing cream.
I just get the tattoo normal.
I got 44.
I think you can't see
them because my light is so bad.
Like all over my chest, all over my
side,
my whole leg.
You're going to get a tattoo on your head?
I was thinking about getting
a little cross right here.
Man, that's going to hurt, Coach O. No, no, no not a little cross like the little line the line like
Like I'm saying that's gonna hurt now you hurt you got it
Damn, I'm gonna tattoo number 44. You told I just gonna hurt. Ah
I'm gonna tattoo number no way. Yeah.
They hurt.
Scared of that needle.
Yeah, man.
Hey, man, these thin ass walls they got, man.
They got me scared to talk.
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